elden-fun

[restive lava]

Lmao

[surreal crater]

In short it looked a bit like this

Ima kms

[pseudo egret]

Cuz of the armor, since you get "nerfed" when you get summoned to a lower level players world

[gleaming delta]

Considering a lot of the armors in the game are... ugly, it's a fair trade.

[pseudo egret]

Bet

[surreal crater]

Yes but he asked for it he said he could beat me with his hands

[primal niche]

So crazy

[surreal crater]

Mods are gonna get really upset from this

[trim oracle]

Ayo

[trim oracle]

Your pfp

[surreal crater]

What about it? There no nudity so it’s all good

[trim oracle]

I recognise that creature

[left ore]

Bros cosplaying a stereotype💀

[wicked notch]

Too

[left nimbus]

Lmao

[digital kayak]

How so

[gleaming delta]

Cuz I said so

[digital kayak]

You know what.
Fair enough

[hollow cosmos]

I dont get it

[worthy knoll]

Salut ceva români?

[primal niche]

Is water wet

[gleaming delta]

No

[surreal crater]

Yes

Actually it’s sticky

[primal niche]

Is fire burnt

[coarse lance]

fire is just super hot air and it makes smoke

so yeah, it's burnt

[sour shard]

Is Pluto a planet

[flint mica]

It should be

[coarse lance]

but it's not because it's too small

or something

[coarse lance]

no.

that meme is dated and unfunny in my opinion.

[coarse lance]

now that, is a meme.

[alpine cipher]

being a lardass isn't a disability, it just disables you from living a normal life

[coarse lance]

yes. funny meme.

[left spruce]

Bazinga

[wooden sandal]

Yes

[rapid bison]

Homie laying pipe

[iron widget]

lmao

[floral ember]

Thought this boy done found the two finger heirloom

[fossil raven]

💀💀

[potent thistle]

+faith

[green pulsar]

Only +4 faith cause it's not two fingers

[uneven turret]

Lovely, there's a racist playing this game 😑

[young gazelle]

That seems pretty ironic to me

[trim escarp]

proof that you're supposed to lose as an invader?

game so casual the world kills invader for host

[fossil raven]

💀

Broken PvP

[forest oak]

Me watching back the hour and a half of recording elden ring and realizing I had no audio the entire time

[tawdry pawn]

Yeah that definitely a joke

[austere barn]

There’s one playing basically every game

[novel heath]

When players try to defeat malenia

[tall rock]

that moment when gideon calls you a newcomer on ng6

[mossy glade]

f

[spare latch]

phrög

[spare latch]

what a cutie

[rare fulcrum]

There's a pond next to my house and there are like 5 of them living in it

[fluid cipher]

Those are some weird dogs

[patent pawn]

Man
I
Love
Frogs

[analog saffron]

day 5 of restoring random memes lost in this channel

[vagrant dagger]

found this lmfao

[weak flame]

Does somebody have that funny Albuneric mask closeup

[last roost]

The man

[turbid lion]

me waiting for the single mom to stop talking so i can tell her i raised rent

[gleaming delta]

Calm down there, it's clearly a joke

Taking stuff like that seriously legitimately does more to harm the black community than help, and you are clearly just doing it for internet brownie points

[weak flame]

Thank you lover

[coarse lance]

Kanye west mask

[spiral berry]

radahn in a nutshell

[rose swallow]

the let me solo her guy is a puppet!!! lol

[astral harbor]

Me spawning in elden ring for the first time. Tree sentinel

[rare fulcrum]

Be wary of love

[wild shale]

dark sould

[alpine cipher]

don't forget

[minor osprey]

didn’t the desc of that set say that whoever last wore it soiled himself as he died?
makes it funnier

[alpine cipher]

I think "dampened and indelibly stained with the misery of flight." means the wearer soiled them self while running away

[snow steeple]

Host of fingers

[alpine cipher]

likely fashion talisman

[snow steeple]

Visions of plump sort, in short offer pickle

[lusty kayak]

The game has been beat

[minor osprey]

ahh ok so that’s where i got it mixed up

[prime citrus]

My mage build....

[dusk turret]

It's not about making people love you, it's about being a stone in their shoe, make them beg you to stop posting memes

That's when you know you've done it

[surreal crater]

Bruh

[surreal crater]

🗿

[astral peak]

Hes eternally young, passes as a young woman who induces sleep, eternally unconscious and covered in cocoon goo!?!! ZAMN!

[mellow nimbus]

I'm in

[alpine cipher]

pointing down while using a 1 shot build

[simple mirage]

Well to be fair it is a 3v1

[opaque marsh]

so the story is that I played along with them and we were punching eachother for like 5 minutes but one of em pulled a lightning bolt and ganked me. So I invaded them again and then that video happened. Also they had no armor so can it really be a one shot build?

[chrome tinsel]

did a duel against someone with a bleed build using RoB, I was using a madness build. Bleed = Madness

[alpine cipher]

yea your other vids showed that its clearly a 1 shot build

[chrome tinsel]

jetstream sam vs jetstream sam

[ivory island]

please how do you get this

[verbal seal]

with an internet search engine. if you mean the helmet it's dropped from the enemy i believe very rarely.
I'd have to check to confirm.

[faint hatch]

Rate this look 1-10

[tawdry gate]

5

[ivory island]

oh i meant that enemy hahah

[ivory island]

6.5

[sleek furnace]

3

[novel basin]

11

[arctic cedar]

Earthshaker, esgoodman

[opaque marsh]

2

[faint hatch]

We’ll all of y’all who gave low rates do y’all think it would look better if the colors matched? Ik I can’t change it I’m just asking

[tawdry gate]

those pants in themselves are designed so that the npc is unpleasant, they look like warts, and you have gloves like with skin but nothing else with skin, the red chest and that black does not combine by the way

[wheat kindle]

What’s your favorite armor set for sam

[faint hatch]

I was going for an unpleasant look

[granite grove]

If you search up mohg on google his name is always in all caps

[zealous stone]

Pizza

[hardy marsh]

bleed dogs

[gleaming delta]

Rate this outfit, please.

[gleaming delta]

100 is worse, you can't even roll. lol

[fleet bloom]

sword swallower

[dusk turret]

Come to #946799698243645500 to judge your outfit properly

[gleaming delta]

It won't let me join.

Incredible.

[light inlet]

Big poise with big weps be like

[dusk turret]

Anyways

You have quite the drip, I like your looks
What about the weapons; What are you using?

[gleaming delta]

So I'm currently going with the Golden Order Seal and Lusat's staff because I run Fth/Int/Dex

[light inlet]

Albino Thanos

[elfin goblet]

This is why I enjoy bloodhounds step when it comes to PVP. I hate using it normally but it's useful for these people

[frozen walrus]

The real hero

[gleaming delta]

That is such a genius strategy

[warped cliff]

Accept

[glass hill]

If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the backrooms

[indigo hemlock]

😆

[slow lintel]

Over kill

[remote moat]

nvm, saw the previous they pulled out bolt message

[gleaming delta]

minus the helmet this is very good imo, tho maybe a mismatched helmet is pretty soulsy eh?

[minor osprey]

oh damn! that is a good look
that’s a 10 from me!

[hybrid sparrow]

my many looks (top one is my current)

[coral moss]

Has anyone else experienced this graphical issue in this location? I am playing on PC btw.

[gritty patio]

what sword is that

[hybrid sparrow]

which one, exactly

[solid spade]

Looks like the Nagikiba, Magma Blade, Golder Order Greatsword & in the precepter one idk.

[hybrid sparrow]

Godskin Stitcher, from the Godskin Noble boss in Volcano Manor, fun for pvp

[chrome tinsel]

None of them really look good but as his right arm is silver and rest is gold, I use twinned armour set with fire prelate greaves (no helmet), also twinned armour set hands. It would be so good if when you altered the twinned armour set it removes the guy hugging you or whatever it is ngl

[wise warren]

Yo, who might you be?

[forest oak]

Alexander is great but
No one will ever beat...
Him
Siegfried of Catarina.

[merry mural]

same energy though

[winter bone]

Was his name Siegfried?

[forest oak]

alexander is a lot like siegmeyer(autocorrect hit, my bad) but alexander just doesnt hit the same feels siegmeyer does imo

[void nova]

I love my boy Alexander

[gleaming delta]

Check out my new elden ring character 🥶 🥵

[sour shard]

what version are you playing bruh

[idle hound]

I need help how can I make my character look like the godskin apostle dm me

#alexander fashion?

[minor osprey]

tfw you’re helping people with malenia but home wifi’s so weak for the day you get malagnia lag of miquellag instead

[acoustic fog]

@s ich

[vagrant dagger]

Wear the godskin apostle set? XD

[last dune]

They prove themselves right by showing how boring it is...

Powerstance Poletorches is where it's at.

[void nova]

at least you are able to play. My wifi is good but for some reason I keep disconnecting half way through any boss

[minor osprey]

oh goodness i’m sorry to hear that

[queen lava]

I didn’t know Luffy fights the grafted scion

[sacred lynx]

It's a classic fight, and in the next arc you get to see him die to Radahn a few hundred times

[gleaming delta]

Then he uses hax

[sacred lynx]

Sounds a bit more like SAO to me

[faint hatch]

Thanks. Yea I thought that too. Thought it kind of matched the black part of the chest piece just a little

[maiden pecan]

my bleed/rot build

is it good?

[wicked notch]

Elden

[limber umbra]

Ring

[gleaming delta]

"Bro check out my RoB build"

[maiden pecan]

😐

[austere barn]

Bruh he ain’t even primarily using it

[pliant hull]

:/

[limber umbra]

It seams unfocused for something that utilizing rot and bleed but I suppose the only thing that matters is if you enjoy it. If optimizing something to perfection is your kick then go for it. Or maybe it's using something that looks cool or stupid. It's whatever floats your boat.

[surreal vigil]

Fr

[faint hatch]

What you think about this one?

[summer rover]

No memory slots?

[maiden pecan]

i have a few....but i dont know whats its for

[summer rover]

Its for spells

[sharp bear]

Memory slots are used for magic and incantations

[serene parcel]

I am hoping that these players are part of Elden Ring discord community.. these guys are awesome! Please add me and I would like to be friends with you two!! ❤ I got disconnected and it broke my heart haha

[maiden pecan]

how do i use it?

[serene parcel]

Sit on a grace.. then click memorise spell

[maiden pecan]

ok

[glass hill]

A fellow connoisseur of flightless birds

[gleaming delta]

Dont no wher els bud he don it

[fair temple]

what do you mean? we're all racist here.
We are all literal Fromsoft Fans

[remote yarrow]

This is the average tarnished

[maiden pecan]

is sacred relic sword good?

[fair temple]

hell yeah

[remote moat]

For pve? Against non faith resist enemies very good. In pvp? Not really

[maiden pecan]

no like...in figthing bosses

[fair temple]

thats PVE. and yeah it still is pretty good for bosses.

[remote moat]

So PvE. Again, there are multiple bosses with faith resist, and the sword is fairly useless against them. So you're fine except for the final boss and the dog

[maiden pecan]

what about maliketh blade

the dog

[remote moat]

Not great for maliketh, He's resistant to holy damage

[left matrix]

It does percentile damage on that sword, so its pretty good

[maiden pecan]

no i mean his blade

[hollow snow]

why his armor is made of biscuits

[remote moat]

Oh you mean the boss sword, it's okay, but if you're using it with the strength requirement you might already get better damage from other ultra greatswords lol, but it's fine for most bosses

[eager zephyr]

BISCUITS!?

[left matrix]

Its less damage per hit than a standard greatsword, but its weapon art does percentile damage, so its really good on bosses

[remote moat]

Same for black knife, but unfortunately the percent damage is nerfed heavily on bosses

[hollow snow]

biscuits

[maiden pecan]

what is a good dex/str and dex/bleed weapon?

[remote moat]

Literally any katana, for bleed or Dex. When you say Dex/strength/bleed you're talking about literally any melee weapon in the game

[eager zephyr]

i eat yummy biscuits

[maiden pecan]

hmmm...anything that combined with str?

[left matrix]

Lotta str int weapons

[gleaming delta]

I found the Edgelord set

[left matrix]

Take the helmet off and its the berserk set lol

[remote moat]

You're asking for quality weapons? Most of the time it's much better to dedicate yourself to one stat since the damage is better

[maiden pecan]

its more dramatic cuz you fight in the snow

[raven mural]

Chief Rot Knight

[gleaming delta]

Take off helmet, equip dragonslayer greatsword, name yourself The Black Swordsman

Profit

[gleaming delta]

And theres 2 of them

[left matrix]

Profit

Get bled to death from rivers of blood mid swing

[gleaming delta]

But i managed to bait them on 1v1

[gleaming delta]

True but if you manage to hit someone with Lions Claw weapon art, they get deleted lmao

[maiden pecan]

but i think figthing okina ( the samurai that gave you RoB ) with a katana and samurai armor is more dramatic

[left matrix]

Very true, mf don't be leveling vig

[gleaming delta]

This is a certified mage moment

[remote moat]

Did some research, appears cross naginata fits all your categories: Dex, str, bleed. Some alternatives are Nightrider glaive, but it doesn't have bleed, or bloodhound fang

[gleaming delta]

Naginata is amazing weapon for early-mid game

[left matrix]

Hora loux weapon art slaps too for invaders, everyone things you're buffing and an easy hit

[maiden pecan]

oh..that "ice cream spoon vine" looking katana?

[left matrix]

Can I get a bleed proc?

[maiden pecan]

proc?

[remote moat]

Only an flaskful

[maiden pecan]

ohh naginata....i thought is that long katana

[remote moat]

I personally use dual urumis, and they get incredible scaling even when bleed infused, although I go pure dex

[maiden pecan]

my vigor is 40+ but i used erdtree favor+2 and radagon's soreseals, and sometime crimson medallion 2

[gleaming delta]

I use dual wield Morgotts cursed sword + Bloodhound fang

[maiden pecan]

used morgot sword to fight margit

[gleaming delta]

Morgots sword is pretty good for pvp

Btw when the hell will a DLC come out? 🗿

[remote moat]

Bro it has not been half a year since the game came out

[gleaming delta]

😭

[maiden pecan]

horizon forbidden west dev trash talking elden ring

[remote moat]

Yeah it was funny to see them rant about elden ring problems when horizon had the exact problems in a worse intensity launch day

[maiden pecan]

boring ahh game

[remote moat]

Haven't played the new one but the original was incredible, the first half anyway

[maiden pecan]

trust me...its gon make you sleep

[rapid bison]

Sounds like copeing

I played horizon
It was meh

[surreal crater]

I played your mother it was meh

[maiden pecan]

the only exciting part is when you got the sunwing. after that it was boring af

[rapid bison]

I hate games when they hold your hand

[maiden pecan]

chores

🛌

[rapid bison]

Me seeing the worst hot takes on Twitter

[maiden pecan]

quantum tv

[rapid bison]

Hate that guy

[burnt narwhal]

Made these yesterday :)

[queen lava]

He’s a biscuit knight. Made completely out of biscuits.

[analog saffron]

Yes.

[analog saffron]

What is that armor? I wish to become edgelord.

[minor osprey]

night’s cavalry set

[analog saffron]

it’s time to go farming on nights cavalry

[cursive sundial]

Me seeing twitter

[gleaming delta]

E

[gleaming delta]

nights cavalry armor, it drops from the two knights in Consecrated Snowfield

[unreal gyro]

sigma male rule 219: Kill random dogs

[rare fulcrum]

Classic scout W

[restive lava]

Wow when you put it like that

[solid oriole]

grammar is important

[rare fulcrum]

Dog in the whip?!?!?! 🤯🤯

[marsh tulip]

me

[thorn wadi]

"I just want to read to the Juvenile Students in the academy."

[remote moat]

Uh oh what happened, nevermind it had nothing to do with Ellen ring

[misty sparrow]

half the mfs here think its fashion channel or flex channel or literally anything but a meme channel actual deadasses💀 💀

[restive lava]

Facts

[wise warren]

Mhhhh, yes, so it seems.

[alpine cipher]

rate this bird

[gleaming delta]

Kek

[solid oriole]

"parry this you filthy casual!"

[white elm]

Im playing fortnite man

[alpine cipher]

why?? you have elden ring

[solid oriole]

lol

[gleaming delta]

Glad i made you chuckle :)

[teal blade]

Problem solved

[alpine cipher]

t-touch...

[solid oriole]

hunting be like

[gleaming delta]

Mon dieu 🤣

[alpine cipher]

godskin tb is cool cuz it looks like a dental instrument

[thorn wadi]

More like a foreskin remover.

[alpine cipher]

eh they need your foreskin more than you do anyways

[solid oriole]

wtf

[restive lava]

Black flame tornado is cool just not too useful
I wish it was tho

[modest geyser]

I just made my own personalized GigaChad. He’s not the GigaChad we all know. This one’s the newcomer in town.

[last roost]

Ah ok so now we're REALLY playing monster hunter. Nice one miyazaki

[wooden sandal]

Same

[raven mural]

😩

[plush elm]

If the fire giant wanted to open his iPhone, would the facial recognition scan his head or his chest?

[last roost]

It would scan his ass

[alpine cipher]

dungeater moment

[desert walrus]

Me and Jesus would later end up in a fistfight after a traumatised goldmask left

[blissful notch]

Loool 😂 🤓

[solid oriole]

lol

[coarse lance]

lol

[limpid storm]

Elden capital of it was a person

[remote yarrow]

Peak gameplay

[dire pebble]

How I be staring at my steam as the cloud resets my character with over 300 hours on it

[desert walrus]

The way it was meant to be played. Fia, stripper Gideon, godfrey and tree sentinel

[swift lodge]

[dire pebble]

Yeah, not fun rn lol

[swift lodge]

Now i’m scared

[sinful obsidian]

Big general rhadan milkers

[maiden flume]

ok iDc I found it and thought it was funny so I shared

[dire mortar]

to be fair you only have so many vaiable wepons if you go intelgence build

even less if you go fundamintalist

[thorn fox]

Me after the dual rivers of blood with a backup moonveil and swarm of flies user t bags me because I used mohg’s spear

[last roost]

Deserved 100% for using mohg spear lol

[raven mural]

The best way to get around RoB and Moonveil is to not pvp

[thorn fox]

What’s bad about it

[last roost]

Its cancer

[thorn fox]

Not really the best thing about it is the long range blood loss poke the ash of war is ok

[last roost]

You deserve tbagging for using that cornball weapon dont even try and defend yourself

Use moonveil, RoB, or mohgs spear -> I am tbagging you

[kind trellis]

history repeats itself

[languid widget]

twitter.com/Setzeri/status/1520053796591882240/photo/1

[kind trellis]

no idea, found the pic on a random server

[viscid drift]

That image is just me in the swamp of aeonia

[viscid drift]

Why are you so far backed up all of the time? The host is doing most of the fighting it looks like

[vapid light]

2 flasks cause im not the host and my friend has like 6

[viscid drift]

What do you have your flasks geared as?

What ratio of hp to fp?

[minor osprey]

who on earth did the voice i applaud

[jovial grotto]

no.

[rare fulcrum]

Based?

[hollow spear]

bruh

[languid widget]

courtesy of berserksouls

[woven rover]

(Currently very drunk)

[rare fulcrum]

🥰

[potent thistle]

Finally

[rare fulcrum]

Amen

[lucid nacelle]

I can’t find any good games on PlayStation except for Elden ring this is why PlayStation is gonna fall off

[jovial grotto]

rope.

[brave warren]

bloodborne

[indigo hemlock]

😆

[leaden cliff]

bloodborne

[limber umbra]

^

[warped wagon]

^^

[neat hill]

^^^

[glass hill]

Most assuredly my good fellow.

[last dune]

Loool, Glorious.

[patent cliff]

Gif by @frosty flume

[lucid nacelle]

Finally found some nice Elden feet

[patent cliff]

Brother....

[lucid nacelle]

I literally forgot about this character

[buoyant drum]

fat malenia 🤨 lol

[buoyant drum]

i ducking love it

[rich bloom]

I cant join my friend on his game, I do everything! Can someone help please

[signal knot]

What are those even for

[gleaming delta]

Melania fog door is the best place in the game

[gleaming delta]

Exactly

[signal knot]

Googled it. Apparently they are used to basically make Beast pills from Bloodborbe

[rich bloom]

guys someone please help 😦

[gleaming delta]

Use #community-help please

[mild sinew]

Those are for crafting those potions you can get from them bottles

[gleaming delta]

Rate the fit

[simple mirage]

Burger/10

[unique kindle]

Thrift store fit incarnate

[carmine cosmos]

Needs more Solider of Godrick

[simple mirage]

It’s always satisfying to form that one co-op team that absolutely curbstomps Malenia

[willow grail]

Crafting blood stuff and some perfume items. Its incredibly valuable tbh one of the perfumed gives you and close allies a damage boost and shield

[magic tendon]

Ok, I never knew what they were used for, kinda thinking about a consumable run now

[bleak fog]

i found it on facebook tho ( not mine )

[solid oriole]

meh

you can tell he knows he's fkd

[warped cliff]

He thinking. homan help meee…

[livid zenith]

If you ain't screaming this at the top of your lungs as you finish what's the point of even living

[last roost]

Someone get this pinned

[rapid bison]

Hot

[languid widget]

"I am dung eater"

"Never met someone with a taste for prawn I couldn't trust"

"Well, thou art of passing skill"

[willow grail]

What does this mean

[livid zenith]

All dreams have meaning.
My dreams:

[gleaming delta]

Ay can I steal this for personal reasons?

[gleaming delta]

Sneeze buildup

[vapid light]

usually I have 3 health 2 fp

but joining someone claps them down to 2 health and no cerulean

[viscid drift]

Me and my friend both with magic builds when we are invaded

[viscid drift]

Generally you want to keep them at even numbers, as it rounds down to about half when in someone else’s world

[misty sparrow]

fat batman

[whole sapphire]

Something is in my ass mhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

[maiden pecan]

bro🤨

[whole sapphire]

🌝🌝

[misty sparrow]

among ass

[whole sapphire]

fort, night

[solid oriole]

pretty much

[light venture]

jesus is that you

[pliant prairie]

yeah but thats not what i usually wear

[light venture]

dang you missing out on the girls then

[pliant prairie]

real

id like to make a tahm kench build but i cant find anything resembling his face

[bright moon]

Oh yeah no links
converts yt to mp4

Ow?!

[maiden pecan]

💀

[next notch]

that doesn’t look very elden-fun to me

[tawdry pebble]

Almost lost an arm like Malenia

[misty sparrow]

ok and hows that related to elden fun?

[trim escarp]

What PC gaming does to a mf

[uncut spindle]

Damn bro he went spinning on your arm

[gleaming delta]

He went full beyblade

[mossy grail]

beautiful

[green pulsar]

Funny how accurate it is

[maiden pecan]

what is the best boss in elden ring

[coral silo]

solider of godrick

[maiden pecan]

SoG is mid

[limber umbra]

Patches

[winter bone]

Leonine misbegotten imo

[coral silo]

mimic tear actually

i changed my mind

[maiden pecan]

what if a 713 lvl player fought a mimic tear?

[next abyss]

they would surely lose if it does comet azur

[swift loom]

My personal favorite is ||mohg, lord of blood||

[maiden pecan]

darth maul

[weak flame]

Maliketh

[maiden pecan]

ringleader's pet?

[next abyss]

i agree

[swift loom]

Maliketh doesn't belong to the ringleader
He's marika's shadow, the equivalent to marika of what blaidd is to ranni

[maiden pecan]

no...one of his attack is similiar to ringleader. you know that instant kill move that ringleader does sometime?

that drains all your health

[swift loom]

Because they both use the power of the rune of death if i remember right
That black flame draining your hp is from the rune of death
A fragment of that rune was stolen from maliketh at some point, and iirc that's how the black knives ended up with its power

[maiden pecan]

wha- ho- how?!?!??!

i want to go there, but how?

[swift loom]

You reach it from siofra river

By going all the way trough it you'll reach an elevator blocked by an imp statue asking you a key
Going up the elevator gets you on the path towards beeg jar

[maiden pecan]

this one? @swift loom

[swift loom]

Hard to tell without the rest of the map, but it looks like it to me

[maiden pecan]

which one @swift loom

[swift loom]

Okay yes it's the one your cursor is on

[maiden pecan]

ok

[limber umbra]

Don't fight the stone worms. They vibe

[swift loom]

The wormy bois are having fun

[merry mural]

thank you, been trying to find the meme to find the song for so long

[maiden pecan]

how do i get past this door?

[limber umbra]

The 1st time I saw one standing I kinda just stared at it confused for a few minutes

[maiden pecan]

what should i do to her?

[potent thistle]

Try fingers, but hole

[gleaming delta]

summon Latenna

[arctic cedar]

He gives good talisman

[thorny raft]

dont you have to do some quest to summon latenna there ?

[gleaming delta]

You don't have to, you can just get her spirit summon and go do it.

[thorny raft]

hmmmm

[gleaming delta]

do you not have the bell?

[hushed lichen]

It’s a request, you don’t summon it. Walk around and try to see if something pops up

[thorny raft]

oh alright. so do i just walk around this place or somewere far away ?

[hushed lichen]

||If you just walk around that place you’ll see a thing that says “summon latenna the albanauric”||

[thorny raft]

thank you !

[gleaming delta]

Yoooo we need an "elden fashion" page

[rare fulcrum]

#946799698243645500

[gleaming delta]

Ow we have it?

[rare fulcrum]

I mean that's a link to a thread called elden fashion isn't it

[bitter prism]

Might be struggling to work atm We're working on a solution though

[gleaming delta]

Okay sorry?

[last roost]

The guy

[rare fulcrum]

Not the hero we deserve, but the one that we need

[prime anchor]

Why is it always dog

[alpine cipher]

this whole thread system is so unituitive lol

[rare fulcrum]

Scarlet rot/poison arrows are your friend

[bitter prism]

It's all been passed along to the admins, so they'll start working on a solution asap

[prime anchor]

It's been a few hours since i killed it it's just that the explosions kept throwing me off the platform

[thorn fox]

Btw you have to talk to her before you use the secret medallion

[kind sleet]

...

[tribal owl]

oh god

[unborn stratus]

Get a load of this guy he doesn’t level vigor

[viscid drift]

No vigor? Vigorless?

[sudden marten]

hey

[gleaming delta]

This is just broken

[rare fulcrum]

Level vigor

[kind sleet]

i got this far into ng+ i think im good

[swift loom]

At this point you're basically doing the game hitless
So good luck

[rare fulcrum]

Then you will cope with the choices you have made

[kind sleet]

(:

[viscid drift]

How’s it going?

[gleaming delta]

You seriously need a spirit summon for Gideon?

[viscid drift]

Ng+? With no vigor? Where could those extra points even be going that would be worth getting one shot by everything?

[kind sleet]

yup

[kind whale]

They go into mind obv

Mind and end.

[viscid drift]

There are like three points on mind on the entire bar there

[viscid drift]

You can get that much end by just equipping radagon’s sorseal

[kind whale]

Must aquire 99 mind 99 end with the bare minimum hp

[viscid drift]

Maidenless attitude

[kind whale]

Who needs hp if you won't get hit, time for pvp

[gleaming delta]

get hit once, melt, destroy, repeat

[kind whale]

Fr, but thanks to being able to bh step 40 times before needing to drink they just don't get hit until they run out of flasks

[kind whale]

The stash 😳

[rare fulcrum]

I'll take your entire stock

[kind whale]

I want a sword like the moonlight irl, strong enough that when I swing it I can slam it on the ground without dulling it, sharp enough that it can cut enemies through their armor, but at the same time dull enough so that when I put the blade on my shoulder and sprint as fast as I can there's no risk of me getting cut

Obviously hacking

[viscid drift]

Just wear a guard on your shoulder

[kind whale]

No I'll run around shirtless and guardless

[viscid drift]

Wrath of gold would like to know your location

[torn crane]

When you go on elden ring subreddit and see people saying that radahn is the worst boss while the godskin duo exists:

[kind whale]

Siofra gargoyles just chilling while everyone takes a piss on godskin duo

[viscid drift]

I unironically think that the godskin duo was fun

[torn crane]

I unironically think you need to be slapped

[verbal seal]

Sofia gargoyles ain't bad, if you can get one killed quick the other is done for.

[torn crane]

Who needs maidens when you have homies?

[kind whale]

Doing so well until one, halfway across the arena, decided itd be funny to vomit poison on the ground, I get stunlocked and can't roll for a second, that's just enough time to get hit and die

[viscid drift]

Fair point, I’ve long since disavowed maidens in favor of Blaidd and Alexander

[kind whale]

Who's to say a maiden can't be a homie too, there doesn't have to be any sort of romanticism in the relationship. The girl you find in stormveil is pretty cool and nobody seems to talk about how much fking damage she does to godrick

[verbal seal]

I can agree with this.

[viscid drift]

The real worst boss is hidden under an illusory floor in kingsrealm ruins

[torn crane]

Why did my vid of raiden and Armstrong handshaking get deleted bruh?

[kind whale]

The mods be lurking

[viscid drift]

these people don’t like metal gear?

[verbal seal]

That seemed like a weird delete

[kind whale]

They got triggered by the politics of mgr

[rare fulcrum]

Based

[kind whale]

HA

[torn crane]

I sent a mgr meme a moment ago
Radahn angry while mgr ost is playing

[verbal seal]

Yo did they delete that too or did you do that as a joke? 😂

[viscid drift]

Ahahah, so it’s true. They have exposed their position, their stealth is compromised

[kind whale]

They're messing with us now

[rare fulcrum]

I said my sword was a tool of justice, not used in anger, but now I'm not so sure

[last dune]

I
W a n t

XD

[kind whale]

Dude it's everything they gotta be messing with us

[viscid drift]

Mods are in the trees, beware

[last dune]

I mean, this chat is for Elden Ring Memes after all. lol

[rare fulcrum]

They deadass deleted a frog picture lmfao

[kind whale]

This is elden ring related, I wonder if it'll stay

[viscid drift]

They deleted the frog, that was the actual mod who did it, they are trying to hide the fact that they are a frog

[summer island]

I finally did it

[rare fulcrum]

Trying to hide the fact that the people running this server are too silly

[kind whale]

Unfortunate lol

[rare fulcrum]

Good job man B)

[viscid drift]

Elden ring discord server run by frogs? They can’t hide the truth any longer

[kind whale]

Congrats gamer

[summer island]

I spent too much time dilly-dallying and helping others

[next abyss]

that angle makes her look like she has a super wide strong neck and a normal body

[kind whale]

More incentive to delete it, proves a point

[summer island]

[rare fulcrum]

Wait NO

[drifting relic]

the french arent a race

[uncut oriole]

Not the frog 🥲

[viscid drift]

We found the frog

[kind whale]

What happened

[drifting relic]

nah i dont have france role

[rare fulcrum]

But you're taking just as many L's as they were

[bitter prism]

[viscid drift]

We know what you are, frog man

[drifting relic]

👀

[kind whale]

We found the one

[rare fulcrum]

Smells like smelly coward👃👃

[kind whale]

She's the culprit, and possibly the frog too

[bitter prism]

[drifting relic]

-juga rn

[last dune]

What in the name of the Erdetree is going on here? XD

[bitter prism]

:l

So much to delete...

[drifting relic]

uh its elden ring relevant because medieval

👀

[kind whale]

Chaos ensues...

[last dune]

When you use the Lone Wolf Ashes. lol

[rare fulcrum]

Jug wakes up and homies first thought is "hmm time to eat some snail while I smoke 5 cigarettes at once oh ho ho"

[gleaming delta]

Is this the entire episode?

[viscid drift]

Me on my death bed when I see a lady in a black robe walking towards me

[kind whale]

Probably

[gleaming delta]

Who deleted it? I was watching it

[kind whale]

Someone who clearly doesn't like SpongeBob

[bitter prism]

[last dune]

The last thing the boss sees after I walk in with my powerstanced greatswords and buffs all applied:

[rare fulcrum]

They malding

[bitter prism]

Ehh not really

*she

[viscid drift]

What’s your opinion on the metal gear series?

[gleaming delta]

Nah

[bitter prism]

Good games

[kind whale]

Definitely a dude behind that monitor, possibly from Reddit too

[last dune]

Why do meme chats always turn into this strange war between the Mods and the hardcore Memers? XD

[gleaming delta]

I'm going to say this only once, please keep memes out of general.
proceeds to put on fedora

[bitter prism]

It's a war?

[kind whale]

You muted the homie over a lobster meme

[bitter prism]

Muting folk for posting unrelated content

[last dune]

Seems like it from an outsider's perspective. XD

[bitter prism]

Would have thought people would have caught on after the first few deletes..

[torn crane]

What the hell happened here?

[last dune]

The dude who got muted sent me a pic that said he got muted. XD
Or she/they, what ever they are, still sent a DM. XD

[kind whale]

Are you new here, channels called elden fun, mostly for just memes and stuff. There isn't an infinite supply of elden ring memes but there's a pretty close to infinite amount of regular memes to post

[bitter prism]

And yet, here I am, telling you that you need to only post Elden Ring memes, as per the channel's description

Also no I'm not new I joined back in... November? Last year I think

[gleaming delta]

he's a mod

[kind whale]

I know, which is why this actually makes a lot of sense

[gleaming delta]

LOL

[kind whale]

Before you delete, this is actually Lyndell shunning grounds

[last dune]

Parry Sound Effect
My brain:

[kind whale]

Realizing now that I can post any cat image so long as I Photoshop in the elden ring logo or something to make it look like this person's pic

[solid oriole]

lol

[last dune]

"Me saying goodbye to my cat (I'm about to become Elden Lord in the Lands Between.)"

[kind whale]

It's the ultimate mind game, I can post any cat image if I put in the elden ring logo

[last dune]

Lol, just gotta Eldenify the meme and it's alllll good. lol

Also, on the note of parries... Katana Parries. I must git gud at them once again. lol
Flamin' Uchi straight roll into insightful parry based on the enemy's tactics is straight Neuronical Bliss.

[kind whale]

Outplayed

[last dune]

Person: "I am such a simp for Blaidd, I just want t-"
Me: "D o n o t l e w d t h e w o l f ."

[kind whale]

Getting knocked off torrent in liurnia

[verbal seal]

I'm quite surprised at the minimal Alexander attention out there. He seemed like he was gonna get the go around in simps being so solaire like.

[kind whale]

He's a pot

[verbal seal]

Yes but people can do all sorts of deranged action

[kind whale]

Not many people want to screw a pot, and if they do well that's just kinda weird

[last dune]

Alexander = Good Pot Boi™️
Plus there is so many characters that it's spread out more.

[kind whale]

Alexander is a friend, that is all

[last dune]

Alexander & Blaidd

Da Bois™️

[gleaming delta]

i love this community 😆

[rare fulcrum]

Brother there are no hoes here! You are in the Heart of Aeonia! You are going to die!

[kind whale]

I wonder what the exact symptoms of scarlet rot are, would be nice to see a lore vid on that

[rare fulcrum]

Tummy hurts, flesh rots off

[gleaming delta]

HIV

[kind whale]

Sometimes it rots people to the bone and turns them into shriveled busks, sometimes it makes mushrooms and spores grow from them, in animals it triggers a form of gigantism and at times makes the eyes glow red, but at the same time there are animals that are just shriveled and worn down like some of the humans were

[rare fulcrum]

Maybe miyazaki and george couldn't determine a consistent symptom they wanted it to have and just decided that it will make monsters

[kind whale]

Nah that wouldn't make sense, there's always some kind of reason behind this stuff

[rare fulcrum]

New lore: scarlet rot hates you, yes, you the person reading this message. The scarlet rot despises you specifically.

[last dune]

Scarlet Rot is an infection which almost seems viral, killing off those who are too weak and to those who survive? Potentially a worse fate, twisting and corrupting them into monsters, if by body or by mind.

[gleaming delta]

new lore: Melina doesn't exist and the Tarnished is a maidenless schizo after all

[kind whale]

Another thing that bothers me is the giant pot in caelid, I clipped my camera into it and saw that it had absorbed one of the giant hand enemies, not just a bunch of meat. This thing is going after some pretty dangerous things and stuffing it inside itself. What really puzzles me is the image of that giant pot wandering around and picking up enemies that are too us enormous, and stuffing it inside itself, before settling down to guard the caelid castle for whatever reason

[rare fulcrum]

Pot...

[kind whale]

Yeah the big ole pot, or jar I call em both

[last dune]

Kaiju Warrior Jar go brrr

[rare fulcrum]

It's inconsistent and it kinda bothers me, you wear a jar, kill jars, and talk to jars, but throw pots 🤔

[last dune]

The higher powered throwables are called "Ceremonial Jars."

[rare fulcrum]

Cracked and ritual pots, and perfume bottles

[last dune]

Wait... Wait, what was I looking at then? XD

[rare fulcrum]

lober 🦞

[kind whale]

Post cenezoic critters talking about elden ring

[rare fulcrum]

Yeah I don't know man

[last dune]

OH, Derp, I realized that I was thinking of the Jar Cannon probably. XD

[swift loom]

I'm surprised the damage hitbox doesn't apply to the top of the chariot

[last dune]

Oh, That's what you were supposed to do. XD

[rare fulcrum]

Raptor of the mists my beloved <3

[left ocean]

i think it's just that particular one that lets you get on

[last dune]

I can definitely confirm this. XD

[green pulsar]

when the host is just trying to tank the mohg nihil but he isnt drinking his flask

[torn crane]

I could've posted an "I'm back from my mute" meme but it's probably gonna get me muted again because it's not elden ring related

[misty sparrow]

let the trollage continue

[crimson sand]

photoshop alexander into it

[late isle]

Rivers of Lean

[green pulsar]

Lean-Piler

[late isle]

MaLeania

[dusk turret]

Blade of Miquellean

[fossil musk]

I restarted my phone and it turned into a motivational poster 💀

[late isle]

Maleania and the Leanrot knights

[wanton willow]

What is this lean meme?

[late isle]

It's only appropriate

[gleaming delta]

I love lean

[late isle]

The Lands Betlean

[green pulsar]

Elden Lean

[dry relic]

The erd lean

[raven mural]

Lol
That might get deleted

[burnt bridge]

🤣

[coarse lance]

balls

[misty sparrow]

tf is lean

[trail lynx]

Typically I just uninstall and reinstall easy anticheat from the files of the game

[sleek gazelle]

How do I do that

[hexed lagoon]

Both are 11/10

[languid widget]

damn that looks delicious
you can decide for yourself which picture I mean

[wise mason]

ong I got 2 more as well

[wise mason]

💯

[sleek gazelle]

Weeb

[wise mason]

Yes

[sleek gazelle]

[hexed lagoon]

100/10 love the rimuru

[wise mason]

If dark souls is inspired by berserk doesn’t that make everyone that plays it a weeb

[dire rose]

Ig it looks like Pontiff Sulyvahn I couldn't find any other ones that looked identical

[wise mason]

fr

[hexed lagoon]

Can't wait for the movie

[wise mason]

ye

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[crisp burrow]

Reminds me of the good old Times ~👨🏻‍🦳

[tribal owl]

hey thats me

[willow grail]

💀

[maiden pawn]

based

[gleaming delta]

🥺

[wintry harness]

Maine Coon

[ember pewter]

So cute

[solid oriole]

you could delete the files related to it and then use steams verify file integrity function

[gleaming delta]

Pogg

[minor osprey]

i see fluffy
so it’s defo not a caelid or limgrave dog.. hm..

[rare fulcrum]

Idk what you're talking about, looks like a cardboard box to me

[minor osprey]

true, but there’s something fluffy i think
ah damn, scarlet rot’s getting to me

[rare fulcrum]

Someone needs to cast flame, cleanse me

[analog saffron]

how it feels to die to fall damage

[tiny gulch]

any metal heads in chat

[frigid remnant]

Spoilers for elden

[sleek flame]

“Rotweiler”

[final reef]

i love this game

[umbral prism]

He was doing pretty good too holy hell

[raw stream]

Half wolf Looking for maidens, ID moon wolf or kangaroo preferably HMU 🐺

[green pulsar]

you are not blaidd.

[novel basin]

you will not get maidens

[gleaming delta]

Maidenless behaviour.

[raw stream]

I’m open to stalwart knights 🤭

[novel basin]

👀

[viscid drift]

Preferable even

[viscid drift]

Lobsters are pain, they probably have the longest range of any enemy, maybe contested by ancestral archers

[rare fulcrum]

lober 🦞

[regal umbra]

Is there an Elden drip chat?

Let’s see everyone’s Elden Lord drip.

[novel basin]

its a thread under #media-and-links

[next abyss]

elden bling

[gleaming delta]

What chest piece is that?

[regal umbra]

Tree Sentinel

[gleaming delta]

Normal one?

[regal umbra]

Yeah

[gleaming delta]

Wh- how- how do you get it? I don't have it QwQ

[foggy ferry]

💀

[gleaming delta]

Bruh

[worldly fractal]

Guys a swear I didn't hack to get these stats

[vagrant shore]

just made my new character

[flat peak]

[runic shore]

Nice

[summer island]

Mans is becoming the chair itself

[steady fox]

He don't bite

[astral peak]

thats not very elden fun of you

[primal niche]

elden ring = fun!?!?

[astral peak]

#elden-fun

[pulsar condor]

I think it's very fun

[alpine cipher]

vigor check'd

[neat summit]

Not true

[potent vapor]

I realize now that I was the villain all along

[livid zenith]

The very first time I booted up the game I walked past ruins surrounded by these guys who didn't have any weapons, it took me a moment to realise after killing half of them that the others weren't fighting back. they were just running away from me. 😟

[potent vapor]

he was a bear the whole time I regret nothing they deserved it all

[astral peak]

That's what they get for being commoners

[oblique gyro]

they are poor, they had it coming.
||THIS IS A JOKE||

[potent vapor]

what he said but fully serious

[oblique gyro]

ah...

[viscid drift]

Another win for the pureblood knights of mohg

[south halo]

That's an elder meme right there.

[stone granite]

@iron carbon It's alright, but...

You can't beat superior genetics

[gleaming delta]

whos the purple haired girl and whos the donut

[misty sparrow]

whos left one

[forest leaf]

Isn't that rimeru from that time I got reincarnated as a slime?

[pastel pawn]

Morgott and Mohg

[grizzled rain]

Beautiful

[proud current]

Rest in peace my future child and modeling career

[keen dagger]

Atleast you can say that you got a glow up

[misty sparrow]

shidding all over the place

[proud current]

Might be the only positive outcome

[dark rain]

Despite being part of that 3%
I will not repost this because it is incorrect and more importantly cringe

[willow grail]

💀

[oak shell]

Got a new horse from elden ring

[pliant prairie]

elden ring has to be the only game where you cant hit enemies so big they dont fit in the screen

[swift loom]

Wdym
You very much can hit ennemies too big for the screen

Fire giant's fight is literally just stabbing his ankles or wrists for the whole fight while half his body is offscreen

[pliant prairie]

ulcerated avatar moment

[swift loom]

Well you can hit them
So i don't get what you mean by saying you can't hit ennemies too big

[pliant prairie]

i wasnt meaning it literally 🗿

[hexed ember]

I beat malenia

[gleaming delta]

Congrats

[hexed ember]

Thanks

[limpid storm]

Dog

[gleaming delta]

Who wants to be my daddy OwO

[thorn frost]

your dad

[jovial grotto]

go outside

[gleaming delta]

@jovial grotto it's the goat because zod is goat

[unreal bolt]

Nice Dog

[gleaming delta]

Turtle pope is why all dogs go to heaven

[urban ruin]

I was bored while bbqing so i made morgott's great rune

[simple mirage]

Meat rune

[gleaming delta]

Now make godricks

[gleaming delta]

OK daddy giggles

[jovial grotto]

zodd is ok

[gleaming delta]

He cannon goat though

[jovial grotto]

yeah

[gleaming delta]

I was rewatching borat and discovered this

[viscid drift]

No father? Fatherless? You’re fatherless. You fatherless runt

[viscid drift]

He even does a backstep

[ember stream]

I love this video so much, he get one nibble in on the ankle. Gotta get those small hits in while you can 🤣

[maiden pecan]

Dog

puppie,

[trail lynx]

curious if they have the individual characters as art pieces

[bleak bough]

same

[trail lynx]

Ah yes they do!

[maiden pecan]

is rya really that red?

[gleaming delta]

Hey is me

[merry mural]

is millicent cerberus?

[umbral island]

this happened during my SL1 run. I'm making a highly edited video with all the fun moments together but here's one. This moment was like something out of a cartoon.

[crystal finch]

B8ed

[bleak bough]

I think so lol

[remote yarrow]

How mf doing maidenless run react when they see melina

[swift loom]

Okay but where is best girl roderika

[viscid drift]

Me when I see Solaire

[brittle sun]

Aw yeah!

[green pulsar]

lol dude is named "moongrum"

[umbral island]

So sorry that his mom hated him.

[trim oracle]

1 friend online

[swift lodge]

Torrent

[alpine cipher]

Did you know in elden ring: all the tortoises are fren (:

[remote yarrow]

Dogs*

[foggy tartan]

godskin noble

[restive lava]

elden ring theme intensifies

[tranquil grove]

me before a boss fight

[ivory hamlet]

when you pull of a prefect parry on a boss:

[hazy locust]

Ok, senator

[knotty lark]

Ok, me

[hazy locust]

I'm fu....ing invincible

[gleaming delta]

i dont understand anything

[verbal yew]

💀💀

[knotty lark]

Damn, this guy beat malenia with +0 pad

[verbal seal]

this photo is so uncanny. matpat simply doesn't look real. it's like he's a cardboard cutout .

[languid widget]

he looks like Dexter the serial killer

[languid widget]

lmao that's sick

[alpine cipher]

Potato, potato

[steady fox]

Amazing show btw

[languid widget]

hell yeah

[serene trench]

caelid? you mean florida?

[sturdy tundra]

yes

[tacit locust]

Radahn is clapping cheeks. I wanna leave lol

[solid oriole]

I mean we could see

[gleaming delta]

This actually rotted my brain

[viscid drift]

Arcane builds when they see anything moving

[flint quiver]

will smith invaded

[gleaming delta]

will smith died that day

[misty sparrow]

song name pls

[untold flint]

Just search for like 'Radagon Theme Remix'

[misty sparrow]

yeee thx my dude

[untold flint]

You found it?

[misty sparrow]

ye

[nova isle]

haha ooooo god I am going to hell I laughed so hard.

[last roost]

hiroshima is still regarded as original comedy in the year two thousand and twenty two

[spark echo]

You still think Hiroshima happened?

[idle dagger]

japan is not real, dont let anyone tell you otherwise

[fringe olive]

Godfrey, The First Dunk Lord

[viscid drift]

Me watching someone apply all forty six of their buffs knowing damn well I’m about to cast law of regression