elden-fun

[daring jolt]

you gotta use the cheat code

[wintry badger]

It’ll lead you to where you gotta go get it
I suggest you be ready for mounted combat btw.

[scenic flume]

Twin🤞

[gleaming delta]

you have to hit the gate 100 times

[distant wave]

thanks

[digital basin]

dont

[gleaming delta]

💀

[digital basin]

lol

[gleaming delta]

you do realise that he is ng+

[silver yoke]

nah bro we about to fight

that hurt my feelings

[gilded radish]

@silver yoke we doing this?
Dude you're about to catch those hands

[silver yoke]

nahhh bro come catch these starscourge greatswords

[gilded radish]

ez parry then

dex chad kings > strength dum dums

[silver yoke]

imma deflect u to a unblockable

[gilded radish]

ez backstab window then

points down to your body

[silver yoke]

no u, ezzz wins

[indigo torrent]

Elden beast is cringe

[arctic zephyr]

Yep that’s true

[gleaming delta]

yes unless you beat elden beast first then its only 50 hits

[bronze tusk]

Maidenless runt

[stray basalt]

But only if you manage to beat malekith with bare hands only.

[dusk turret]

Need to be more chubby

More round, rotund, hefty, squishable, huggable, your know?

[languid widget]

hitting em with the dab when you kill is very satisfying

[restive saffron]

Relatable tbh

[gleaming delta]

Who is the hardest boss in the game

[acoustic phoenix]

Falling Damage

[gleaming delta]

Nah honestly I’ve died to fall damage and random dogs more than any boss in the game

[silver yoke]

the hardest boss is the snail

[potent thistle]

Na it’s the rats

[pearl stump]

Soldier of Godrick

[gleaming delta]

OML I was stuck on him for like 5 hours one night

[restive saffron]

I have yet to defeat him

[gilded radish]

I'm still learning his attack pattern, I'll beat him one day

[solar root]

Malenia

[unique kindle]

Mimic because my build is too good 👀

[bleak steppe]

W or L

[dusk turret]

W

[young torrent]

How it feels fighting malenia on ng+++

[small zephyr]

which one of you made this

[honest galleon]

Praying for someone to help me with this big bear bossman

[young torrent]

Boy why u look like joker

[unique ermine]

Why not

[potent thistle]

We live in a society

[hushed patrol]

LMAOOO

[unique kindle]

I mean my guy kinda looks like the one from sin city

[novel basin]

simpson looking ahh

[flint glade]

Were almost there. Just one more push

[unique kindle]

Lower his int. Dat head way to small for 15

[fluid widget]

Story told in two images

Thoughts?

[raw plume]

He tripped, help him up

[fluid widget]

I dont think i will

[rare fulcrum]

Bro call statefarm

[fluid widget]

Gonna need a whole tow truck for the horse

[neat summit]

I'm gonna keep her katana in my offhand specifically for weapon art spamming on moonveil and bleed users

[gleaming delta]

K***ht bruhh

[gleaming delta]

Radahn is ranni's sibling
Radahn is ranni's sibling
Radahn is ranni's sibling

[ruby bear]

Well it’s supposed to be Blaidd sending the message I reckon

[cosmic fog]

I mean yeah radahn isn't the one with 6 other people

[warped spruce]

I did it.

[neat summit]

Someone's desperate

[buoyant girder]

Mf hasn’t even killed malenia lmao

[hushed patrol]

what is that currency of 50? is that nitro or sth?

[neat summit]

How i be looking at Melania after I hit her over the head with a hammer and watch her convulse in a seizure

[buoyant girder]

Dollars or something, it’s fiverr

[hushed patrol]

ah

[neat summit]

$50 usd for a level 115 mage brooooo. I could literally go into the lfg for this server and get a better option for free

[fiery lion]

Yeah but will they never give up? That's worth the 50 currency

[lethal siren]

Yeah, but they never give up tho

[daring jolt]

you think fromsoft is ever gonna patch the pegasus glitch

i really hope they don't

[weak trail]

is there a way to disable the logos during game launch?

[finite vortex]

Oh yeah

[finite vortex]

Bonk

[finite vortex]

We live in a maidenless society

[prime anchor]

this was very sad

[gleaming delta]

F

[hearty snow]

while you are enjoying the world of elden ring, remember there is a man out there who is currently in the middle of ordering his very own custom made ranni sex doll

[gleaming delta]

millerhouse from simpsons

[hushed patrol]

saw this on reddit

[prime anchor]

???🤨

[hearty snow]

don't mind me just putting that thought in the back of your head

[prime anchor]

Geniune concern

[gleaming delta]

Seluvis

[gleaming delta]

Thats me

[sharp cairn]

me

[vernal shell]

literally me

[vernal shell]

I know a guy who has commissioned a ranni body pillow

I'm not one to shame a man for doing what he likes, but let's just say that I would not be in the market for that 😄

[brave warren]

Anybody got that image of the arrow pointing towards a cat and it says “full of madness”?

[vernal shell]

😡

[dawn zealot]

When that double vykes war spear hit

[twin charm]

dont hug me im scared

[vernal shell]

I'm getting pretty sick of people using that long range madness spell, it's too OP for my taste

[gleaming delta]

Gitgud

[dawn zealot]

It's bugged with dragon communion seal

Makes it proc madness instantly, your pretty much dead if you get hit once

[vernal shell]

big oof

[gleaming delta]

Ayooooo

[dim flicker]

´0

[austere tangle]

Elden cringe

[boreal wadi]

Elden simp

[wary lake]

Elden Art
Elden Based
Elden Coom

[lunar rose]

Well now that image is in my head….

[naive hornet]

👀

[south rover]

Horah loux, beater of children (there is no meme only the truth)

[lunar rose]

Beater? You mean eater right?

[south rover]

Bro at this point both

[kind parrot]

Might have killed that guy at the beginning of the game

[raven shard]

Yeah same lol

Then it took me like an extra 50 hours to get to audience grounds.. worth it I hate that guy

[primal agate]

Hey need help fighting the fat noble

[deep totem]

Go to #assign-roles and pick the system you play on. It will open up a Co-Op channel to help you find someone to assist you on your specific system.

[glossy ruin]

🤣

[glossy ruin]

dont kinkshame, could be a woman that order such too

[gleaming delta]

Ranni gon make me act up

[naive hornet]

nooooo

[glossy ruin]

whatever the fuq that is, indeed

[devout pawn]

Make her throw up gang signs

[restive lava]

I went there low level and it was much more terrifying when I first saw those birds

[river shadow]

Read this as bearer of children

[remote moat]

Regalia of Eochaid users shaking

[south rover]

Beater

[south rover]

Yep

[last dune]

"There will be blood... But it won't be mind."

[last dune]

Lmao, Who need ROB when you have Unsheathe.

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[serene oracle]

When you think about it, corpse piler is really just an inferior version of Unsheathe.

[last dune]

Indeed. lol

[surreal crater]

You ever just absolutely destroy any boss then die to a dog

[last dune]

Yep! lol
EDIT: Hence why I always use the Wolf Spirit Ashes. lol

[surreal crater]

I use omen killer rolo or something I haven’t played in a bit

[wary lake]

Yesterday I came from a boss fight and then a dog oneshotted me with full health (1,9k)

[serene oracle]

In the blood area?
Those dogs are bugged and can do up to 15k damage

[unique kindle]

Lmao that dog is glitched. Hits 19 times in one attack

[wary lake]

The snowy area, you need the two secret halligtree medallions to get there

[serene oracle]

Isn't it once a frame? Would be 30 I believe

[wary lake]

I posted the vid in #media-and-links just now

[unique kindle]

I just heard someone say 19 no clue my dude

[serene oracle]

Aight, no problem, I'm just saying what I heard as well

[dawn wraith]

and definitely a bottom

[wary lake]

Your "about me" explains alot

[main cypress]

Howso?

[warped viper]

more like you are a furry

[main cypress]

No, blaidd is only half wolf

[serene oracle]

Yup. Absolutely maidenless behavior.

[snow panther]

dawg ur a suspicious looking character for that

[warped viper]

he is literally a furry

[unique kindle]

Ive seen a dude banned for the name racism lmao how is @main cypress fine though

[bitter prism]

Oh that username

[south rover]

Truly this is Elden ring

[serene oracle]

Half wolf does sound like an excuse a furry would make

[wary lake]

One of the mods is a furry

[bitter prism]

There we go

Much more SFW

[unique kindle]

Annddd im out not getting involved here lmao

[bitter prism]

I'd advise against being rude about other's interests - the user's nickname has been changed, so we can just move on

[south rover]

When will people stop being mean cuz I maxed out my stats like in every souls game I play

[wary lake]

maxing out is cringe, sorry

[warped viper]

never

[south rover]

Why what makes it so hated

[raven mural]

I'm more interested in how you had time to do this

[unique kindle]

Yeah i dip when im out numbered 👌🏻

[south rover]

I didn’t even cheat to get them but I might restart because I don’t wanna get made fun of for wasting my time like this

[raven mural]

Oooooooorrrr

You could just ignore them

[serene oracle]

I don't like being over leveled because when I am I still continue to get destroyed and then I get demotivated even faster

[south rover]

Please... please... I have wasted so much don’t say this

Fair but I still don’t see why it’s so openly hated I’ll stop if anyone provided me a reason ever

[raven mural]

Then don't get parried

[south rover]

I’m aware that’s why I just kinda like don’t look at Reddit or any other form posts like ever

Dude f those guys they yelled at me for looking up where items are

Oh lord are they gonna cry abt let’s be honest

[warped viper]

epic embed fail

[south rover]

But hey maybe next souls game next 20 years from now I won’t max out stats I think a 4th time is enough of a lesson

Those poor albinaurics/ random other grinds add a couple hundred hours

Have I said something wrong? Or is this not sarcasm and I’m dumb

Ye just time man and too much wasted I regret it all if I’m being honest

[surreal crater]

I didn’t say but I’ll go f it anyway

[willow flame]

I may be maidenless, but I have a life unlike you.

[surreal crater]

Cope

[south rover]

Dear god...

Dear frenzied flame...

Wait no hold on lemme call ranni she got like 20 gods at least on speed dial

[willow flame]

I indeed have warrior blood run within me, except it's only in my legs.

[next abyss]

how is this possible

[idle dagger]

He didnt skip leg day

[willow flame]

i have done 1 pushup evertime bleed has been said in this server, 1 situp everytime bleed has been said and 1 pullup everytime meta was said

[opaque marsh]

"Everytime I face a bleed build in pvp I do one pushup"

[willow flame]

i hate these birds.

[mossy eagle]

Goofy ah bird 💀

[south rover]

Unrelated to Elden ring I just finished the eclipse in berserk bro wth

[gleaming delta]

^ 😭

[glad trail]

Strength+Faith builds cleansing the land of one nomadic merchant at a time

[willow flame]

i hate this bird too.

[rare fulcrum]

It's just a bird man

[surreal crater]

How about you go kick some bi-

[rare fulcrum]

He's taking a bath

[silver forge]

he chillin on the rock sauna

[barren brook]

😩 that ranni pfp

[tiny viper]

[unique kindle]

Yes this is mine

[golden imp]

lol this lil rat

[loud flicker]

Even in offline mode like a third of red phantoms are bleed builds

[dusk turret]

Why are You not using the serpent hunter?

[sleek gazelle]

So close

[sleek gazelle]

Because the sword let's me fo ranged

[dusk turret]

What do You mean so close, that boss has 2 health bars

Use the serpent hunter and thank me later

[dusk turret]

Same thing as the serpent hunter, but with a way higher range

Just do jump+heavy attack

[sleek gazelle]

Do I get to keep this!

[dusk turret]

That special attack is only for the boss fight
Once Rykard dies, the lance goes back to normal

[sleek gazelle]

Lame

[surreal crater]

Pfp deez nuts

[neat summit]

Oh you're a real souls player alright. A real bad one. You play the game you payed for how you want? Pretty damn cringe bro

[slender island]

Bad choice, you could have asked for the loathsome dung eater

[hallow solar]

Is there an Elden ✨ Bling ✨ channel here?

[neat hill]

#946799698243645500

[hallow solar]

Thanks

[neat hill]

I disappear

[naive hornet]

i encompass 65% of the screen, i must have more!

[sharp lava]

I want to know you all's most hated mob it's just a fun moment when a mob just makes you rage way more than a boss.

[dusk turret]

Santa looking mf

[sharp lava]

"is a that a jar in your belly or are you just happy to see me? "

[sharp lava]

did you just kick the sh*t outta that bird?!

[naive hornet]

you wake up and u see this standing overhead, what do?

[sharp lava]

_< ... shut my eyes and pray it's a dream.

[willow flame]

yes. two birds.

[sharp lava]

two birds one foot.

[gleaming delta]

some mods here think this way too

[static hull]

I've seen this before but they've cut out a part that makes it better.

original poster replies to the Mod's post with: "Nick?"

[bitter prism]

For some of them, it is their job

[gleaming goblet]

👀

[slow notch]

Ik iv made my life hell doing my first play through a lvl 1 but didn't think I'd spend 2 days trying to figure out how to open this door at south Raya lucaria gate

What am I missing?

[unique ermine]

HOT

[gusty epoch]

Consider y’all maidenless

[naive hornet]

when you touch the banans 😳

[gleaming delta]

thats cute

[naive hornet]

oh my, das bulge 😳

[unique ermine]

Ayo i remember you

Still, hot af

Bruh

[naive hornet]

i am becoming more girthy

[indigo vault]

prepare the jar

[wispy crag]

Glintstone key

[tawdry pebble]

Oh no

[deft relic]

this is what peak of sorcery looks like

[dusk turret]

Can You smell runes with that nose

[deft relic]

it looks bit small at that angle

[dusk turret]

I didn't know you could make birds in ER

[gleaming delta]

Now thats funny

[wintry badger]

Pain

[silver yoke]

@lapis coyote

[lapis coyote]

👌

[dire mortar]

@red owl nooooooo this universe is so much worse

[high imp]

Bro made Shnoz

[devout minnow]

oh no

[raven mural]

Lol

[gleaming delta]

Santa? Is that you?

[indigo vault]

laughs in using both

[silver yoke]

starscourge greatswords are for the chads

[gleaming delta]

that is the worst colossal sword in the game

[naive hornet]

yes me son, tis i

[indigo vault]

name a better collasal sword than star scourge

[silver yoke]

hush child

[gleaming delta]

first of all, only pure strength colossal swords are for CHADS. Guts sword

[silver yoke]

thats a child swords, starscourge greatswords are for the gods

[indigo vault]

your just jealous cause u didnt max out ur strength stat

[silver yoke]

99 strength gang

[gleaming delta]

imagine putting points in int to use a strength weapon. must be sad...

[silver yoke]

imagine getting 1 shot by a ash

[indigo vault]

imagine not having max on all stats couldnt be me

[young hedge]

Ruins Greatsword is fun

[gleaming delta]

anyone wants to play Fortnight?

[indigo vault]

did u jsut speak a bout a dying game in a thriving game discord

[gleaming delta]

Hi, fortnite sucks. thank you

[indigo vault]

im turning you into a marketable plushy and putting you in a jar

[gleaming delta]

changing topics for a bit, you know how cool it would be if we had an ash of war that was Serosh.

[indigo vault]

id prefer a patches puppet

[gleaming delta]

just like Godfrey has him, on the shoulder, and he could like roar to do dmg.

[next abyss]

try fort,
night

[gleaming delta]

hi guys, sekiro> ds1

[silver yoke]

cap

[gleaming delta]

i bet you cant even say why you prefer ds1 over Sekiro, its all nostalgia my guy...

[worldly pond]

Stolen from Facebook

[gleaming delta]

thats against the rules

[sharp lava]

Melania the Blade of McDonalds

[indigo vault]

fall victim to the Golden Grease

[sharp lava]

facts

[indigo vault]

welp time to travel across the lands between to get bells to upgrade my rivers of blood

[gleaming delta]

how many hrs do you guys have in the game so far?

[indigo vault]

hm id say about more than 200 varying across differnet saves and ng+

[languid widget]

I beat it on youtube in 17 minutes

[indigo vault]

brag much?

[gleaming delta]

my next quest is to go touch some grass

[indigo vault]

im going to have to call the hours in questino and if youve played a souls game before

[next abyss]

to be fair the game hasn't been out long and some people don't have the time to be on the game for 300+ hrs

[sharp stream]

Unless you are 🎵Unemplooooooooyeeeeddd🎵

[dusk turret]

Or do stocks

[gleaming delta]

You dont need 300hrs, you can finish the game in like 50 on a normal playtru

[next abyss]

you can do it in 12 in ng+ pretty casually

[sharp stream]

Whats the difference 🤑💎👐

[gleaming delta]

what is going on here

[dusk turret]

Yeah lmao

[gleaming delta]

@indigo vault i need your assistance.

[indigo vault]

cant i use an old version to expliot nerfed builds so multiplayer is a big no no

[gleaming delta]

you could have just said no...

[indigo vault]

i did say no i didnt say it with hostillity im j suts aying im using older builds

[gleaming delta]

yea but you could have just said NO. but whatever. i guess i will be stuck on rennalda 4ever

[winter geyser]

I have no clue if this is a repost

[gleaming delta]

i saw this vid like 5 times today

[winter geyser]

Lmfao oops

[indigo vault]

you mean rennala?

eitehr use ableed build or a mage build she dies easily to either

[gleaming delta]

problem is, im a mage, she is resistant to magic

[warped cliff]

I smell lies

[naive hornet]

i used the lean rocks againts her

[indigo vault]

have u tried inf comet

[languid widget]

I literally watched it on youtube while holding a controller and it was over in 17 minutes

[gleaming delta]

im not even that far into the game if you mean comet azur. thats too cheesy for me

[languid widget]

It's a cool name

[indigo vault]

theres the problem you have pride yeah shatter that pride then youll feel alot better trust me

[warped cliff]

It has child child=not vergin

[verbal seal]

Rock sling isn't too bad for it and I'd say isn't really cheese. If you don't know what rock sling is, disregard my comment.

[warm ibex]

anyone wanna vc?

[indigo vault]

frenzied burst go brrrrrr

[gleaming delta]

i do know, but stil annoying, i ll just over level her

[dusk turret]

Nothing quite like using Glintstone pebble and just killing them by spitting in their general direction

[naive hornet]

birb

[red owl]

Wait I always thought they were called Iron Maidens for some reason

[warped cliff]

Same

[gleaming delta]

runes, trading, not cool, dm

[severe jacinth]

i love iron voregins

[warped cliff]

This one knows what’s up

[indigo vault]

When you have so many scars you can be nude without being counted explicitly exposed

[gleaming delta]

alluh ak bar

[warped cliff]

Kaboosky

[royal sinew]

He had to reopen elden ring for an update

[warped cliff]

I Understand dog pope

[gleaming delta]

i killed this dude. not worth it

[fluid mountain]

You what.

[royal sinew]

I want to have intercourse with dog pope

[warped cliff]

The unforgettable sin

[royal sinew]

Unforgiven is more fitting

[indigo vault]

nah Cardinal is a better fit

[warped cliff]

!

[somber gazelle]

burn it

[fluid mountain]

I feel like at this rate this channel will be exterminated

[warped cliff]

🔥

[gleaming delta]

This is by far the best channel we got here, best content

[warped cliff]

It’s gunna end up like farum azula

[indigo vault]

actualyl he kicked his horse into the sand to prevent harm to it

[gleaming delta]

poor thing

[random tendon]

Bro has better relationship with his horse than I do with my friends

[indigo vault]

he controls gravity that horse is compeltely fine he protects hsi horse durign theentire fight and learnt gravity magic just to ride it without hurting it

[gleaming delta]

whats ur main char build

[indigo vault]

i have max in all sta ts (yes i spent the hours, yes im unemployed and yes i have no life)

[opaque sun]

I offer you an accord!

[gleaming delta]

did you farm??

[indigo vault]

yes and very carefully selected bossess as to not lsoe the runes and alot of twiggs

u think i grinded litteraly hundres of millinos of runes and didn t have spare?

[royal sinew]

Im unmuted

[royal sinew]

Honestly a bop

[royal sinew]

Jewish People

I didn't say that ^

[royal sinew]

I'll repent for my antisemitism
Anyways im going go Switzerland on St Valentine's day

[remote moat]

I can see why you were muted

[novel fulcrum]

Yep.

[royal sinew]

Fp cost 1000

[royal sinew]

Honestly Morgott was such a chad

He was awesome and poggers

[strong lintel]

was walking home from work and out of nowhere I see the 3 fingers in some random park

[vivid wyvern]

:0

[velvet ember]

this masterpiece

[royal sinew]

Beautiful 🤤

[royal sinew]

Istfg Caelid gave me HIV AIDS

[wintry fossil]

I've made my very own maiden🥲 I spent so long on her

[warped wagon]

waifu material

[glad tiger]

Anyone know how I could make this seem slightly more like Undyne? 🤣

[warped cliff]

Who gave Megamind hair?

[drifting relic]

X-men first class raven? 🤔 or mystique or whatever her name was

[warped cliff]

But Seriously put a eyepatch on the left eye

[red owl]

Morgott is probably my most favorite boss I’ve encountered in the game so far

[royal sinew]

Real shame I cheesed his horns
But i love morgotts cursed sword too much

[red owl]

I got him second try without summons. He was pretty easy but I just loved his boss battle it was so amazing.

[dire mortar]

is freeza

[royal sinew]

I used summons because summoning got addictive

[gleaming delta]

words cannot express how much i hate this fking game

[novel fulcrum]

You did well 😯

[royal sinew]

Are you in the cathedral of celes

[rich lark]

Eh he was an elitist. My angy anarchistic vibes did not sync with him.

[gleaming delta]

im at the plateau for rannis questline

[royal sinew]

I cant tell if you're being sarcastic
He was cast aside by his family for being an Omen, ugly horned creature
But he still died protecting his parents. He also had really awesome voicelines literally telling us to git gud and stop being foolish

Sorry my comment gave off the wrong vibes

[rich lark]

I dunno he just is always talking down to you for being ambitious. Like "stop trying to rise above yourself and stay in the dirt, peasant" kinda thing.

[royal sinew]

He was right tho. Sorry if I gave off 🤓

[tall hedge]

pepito kinda handsome

[rich lark]

Lol maybe he was, but I'm a little brat sooo :p also no worries

[royal sinew]

Im so hot rn

[glad tiger]

Thanks

[warped cliff]

Also if you can try and make the hair a brighter red

[cursive pebble]

😏

[static hull]

Lol I almost did this, but for some reason I decided I wanted to always cast spells that affected my weapons. The result was a very unoptimized build up until after Miquella

[shrewd moon]

Jarson Vonpot at your service m'lord

[brave shard]

So... many... reposts....

[brave shard]

I'm level 200 and I refuse to go there lmao

[daring jolt]

caelid easy you guys just aren't chad enough

[white nova]

rune droppers dm me

[vocal bridge]

you probably have an infectious sti

[daring jolt]

can't get an sti if you've never had sex 😎😎

[vocal bridge]

my man 🤜

[dreamy crane]

best thing I’ve seen all day.

[red owl]

Well that is correct

[unique kindle]

How strength players explore

[worthy knot]

when mimic dies in a bossfight and you gotta quickly solo boss’ remaining health

[viscid drift]

Using Carian sword spells, also for the determination mode armor ||Maliketh’s|| set does fit a bit more

[glad tiger]

True, true. None of the spears are really even that good except Mogh's

[surreal crater]

Bruh

[opaque marsh]

Shed no Grace on me by JT Music

[gleaming delta]

can someone tell me what these are for?

[crude mantle]

@craggy rampart I like the bit about the terror bears

[soft glen]

Go to a site of grace go to flasks and upgrade

[gleaming delta]

what do you mean?

[fierce kestrel]

they make flasks better and give more charges

[daring jolt]

how far along in the story are you

[wintry harness]

The funny

[ruby bear]

I hope he’s actually just joking

[stray basalt]

He prolly dualvields elden beast swords.

[gleaming delta]

i beat radahn

[gleaming delta]

no but like how do you do that

[daring jolt]

sit at a grave and select the "flasks" option

[neat hill]

heh

[gleaming delta]

how do you do that, it just says "touch grace" for me

[daring jolt]

touch grace, then rest at the grace

[gleaming delta]

yeah thats what it says

[warped cliff]

Seriously what are they for?

[gleaming delta]

oh, ive never seen the rest before, just the option that says touch grace

[daring jolt]

trolling

[hoary light]

Unfunny trolling touch grass

[gleaming delta]

heh

[gleaming delta]

it was funny to me, thanks for the help everyone

[hoary light]

Elden ring players creating the worst memes since weebs got hold of AOT

[glad trail]

Kinda upset we didn’t get to see more lanya

[gleaming delta]

Yeah

[coarse lance]

bdkala

I want more berserk right now

[high pawn]

Does this look like liam neeson or is it just me?

[hushed patrol]

looks more like Ryan from the office, for me

[potent thistle]

^

[gritty patio]

lol i see it

[onyx geyser]

looks like the character from how to train your dragon 2 or 3. which ever one had the dragons stolen

[gleaming delta]

:D

[lean stone]

god meat's back on the menu boys

[dawn zealot]

Steak of Marika so I can have a delicious meal before each boss

[austere tangle]

Tasty stek

I love stek🥵

[warped cliff]

Look. I can’t spell OK

[austere tangle]

Ik

[warped cliff]

Hol up give me a second

Here we go

[warped cliff]

Mmmm stek

[gleaming delta]

Tasty snake

[warped cliff]

It’s stek

[viscid steppe]

No

Radagon doesn't need one

[warped cliff]

I don’t consider walking 0.3km to the boss fight part of the boss fight. unless there’s a site of grease right in front of it

[viscid steppe]

Well then that's not all boss figths so meme doesn't really is for u

In the meme it says all

[austere tangle]

Stek go yum yum in my mouth

[nocturne prawn]

Grease for the steak?

[warped cliff]

Personally I like fire grease

[marble cliff]

Looking for a maiden on the playstation platform just because I'm a seasoned tarnished now, if any maiden requires assistance I shall giveth thee thy guidance

[slow crystal]

me neither its just funny

[gilded radish]

This took waaay too long to make, enjoy my OC 🥲

[neat summit]

Damn that frenzied flame can grip

[worthy knot]

seen already 🪨🤏🤨

[gilded radish]

My meme got stolen already?!

[smoky shore]

Absolutely not. New non souls crowd has not a mote of understanding how painful it was for us to run two minutes to the boss after losing

[hallow sedge]

yea none of them feel long in elden ring

the longest one off the top of my head, or the one that feels the longest is Renalla, and its probably like 40 seconds max

im sure its not actually the longest one idk what is

[smoky shore]

I miss having to dodge stuff perfectly so I had enough flasks before the fight

[nocturne prawn]

Flashback to Two Princes

Wasn’t Gwyn’s runback absolutely obnoxious as well

[smoky shore]

Gwyns was so long

[warped wagon]

too long

[smoky shore]

The worst was probably getting to quelaag if you didn’t know about the cave bonfire like I did. Went all the way from firelink lol

[nocturne prawn]

I kinda found Quelaag so piss easy it didn’t matter

I think the most flasks I’ve ever used in that fight was 3

[smoky shore]

I was dumb and leveled only faith for the first half of the game hoping I would get rewarded lol

[nocturne prawn]

Praise the Sun (and the faith builds)

[smoky shore]

In souls you were rewarded for having faith the whole time. Ring is the other way around. Faith builds get punished late game

[nocturne prawn]

Depends on the incants you use really

Most of mine were defensive with Bloodboon and Fortissax’s Spear being the only two offensive

Works quite well on my Dex/Faith far into NG+5

[smoky shore]

I’m still on NG because I’m scared I forgot something

[nocturne prawn]

Lmao fair enough

[smoky shore]

200 hours and there’s always something keeping me back, plus I’d have to get all my fires again for duels..

[nocturne prawn]

I know I haven’t done absolutely everything in the game but I’ve gotten all 6 endings and most if not all NPC questline rewards and the Platinum

So I was confident in moving on with my cycles a little faster

[smoky shore]

I might do a new character instead and stay level 90. 150 was too high, I should have listened to my OGs about the meta.

[nocturne prawn]

Meta ain’t gonna be 90 I can tell you that

[smoky shore]

If they don’t fix bleed I’m just going back to souls and Bloodborne pvp

[nocturne prawn]

With the stat requirements of a lot of weapons in this game its so unlikely
125 is the other safe spot, I personally don’t mind either meta

[nocturne prawn]

Oh yeah definitely
Insta Bleed proc stuns through iframes and stuff like 2x seppuku and rivers are just nuts

[smoky shore]

It’s the worst I’ve seen and I’m shocked they did it. Plus bleed should be flat dmg based on stats, not a health %. People with 99 vigor shouldn’t take more damage than someone with 20 vigor

[nocturne prawn]

Actually I think that’s fine in all honesty

[smoky shore]

It’s like they wanted to ruin pvp. I think Miyazaki hates us for cheesing his games and cast punishment

[nocturne prawn]

Problem is the buildup on certain things is just way too high, they need to rework bleed buildup

[nocturne prawn]

And added another cheese for PvE in the process? Kek

[smoky shore]

I tested it with a friend and bleed proc occurs with two hits against a character with heavy armor, greatshield block, 40 endurance, and immunizing horn +1

[nocturne prawn]

With double spear seppuku?

[smoky shore]

Yeah two double seppuku hits to proc.

[nocturne prawn]

Yep

[unreal bolt]

Majima

[smoky shore]

With my endurance build I can get around all the other bleed gimmicks but the dual seppuku is still broken. Luckily I can rush in and smack them if they haven’t done it before I invade

[neat summit]

Was going for a big boss look but yeah I see it

[unreal bolt]

Both 🤝

[neat summit]

🤝

[neat summit]

I've learned the best way to deal with moonveil users is to run something like radahn swords to lull them into a false sense of security, then whip out a hand of malenia in your offhand

[nocturne prawn]

Yeah double seppuku is huge stinky, worse than rivers imo

[unreal bolt]

Pulls out the madness death beam

[nocturne prawn]

And get whooped out of it by the Moonveil heavy?

[neat summit]

Hasn't happened yet in 25 invasions since I started using. Usually they get startled like the cowards they are and try to run away

[nocturne prawn]

As someone who uses both Moonveil and Hand of Malenia I can tell you for certain that Hand of Malenia is such an easy punish for Moonveil

[smoky shore]

Rivers is annoying but realistically beatable. I just don’t see why so many people play that way. Why is it fun to just one shot everything? Might as well just watch someone else play the game. I miss Souls....

[neat summit]

You are a massive loser if you use the moonveil.

[nocturne prawn]

Legit just L2/Heavy and they’re flat on their arse

[neat summit]

Use a weapon that takes literally any amount of skill to use, like the envoys longhorn you dex nerd

[nocturne prawn]

Nah because unlike dumbwits I don’t spam the WA

[neat summit]

More respectable, but I still think dex users are huge nerds. At least we can agree that the one true enemy is INT users

[smoky shore]

Katana losers get wrecked by me because no one expects the nox hammer to come out and flatten them. Small hammers ftw

Carian glitchers are the ultimate enemy. Did they fix that yet?

[nocturne prawn]

Moonveil has a decently high skill ceiling tbh
Along with that I use frequently Winged Scythe, Loretta’s Sickle, Vyke’s Spear, Hand of Malenia, Helphen’s Steeple, Maliketh’s Black Blade and Axe of Godfrey
I also have a pure INT build on one of my chars so I can’t really agree on an enemy when I play all sides of the coin

[neat summit]

Like 2/3 of those weapons are the ones losers use in meta builds. You aren't an exception

[nocturne prawn]

What? Because I’m using something good? Kek

[neat summit]

Using something good doesn't mean you as a player are good. You are good when you can make a meme build work in pvp

[left spruce]

Woah with all this g*mer pheromones you’re scaring all the maidens off

[neat summit]

They were scared off long ago

[nocturne prawn]

That’s not at all how skill works but alright

[neat summit]

Any person can grab a moonveil and WA spam and do well. I tried it for a few hours and couldn't understand why some people think its fun.

[neat summit]

Also malenia worst demigod, Morgott best demigod

[neat summit]

This

[nocturne prawn]

And if you’re a skilled player you can just as easily counter that spam and pull out a W every time I don’t see your point
Skill = using off meta stuff makes no sense
Skill isn’t to do with the weapon itself it’s how you use it and how your strategy comes into play

[smoky shore]

I’m terrible at Elden ring but I win a ton of matches by using less common weapons. People don’t know what a lot of weapons do

[left spruce]

I’m terrible at Elden ring

[smoky shore]

I thrash people with the winged great axe because it’s never used and no one realizes when I’m waving it around they lose defense. No ones using pots or perfumes and fall for those tricks too...

[neat summit]

Exactly. A skilled player can use any weapon and do well. Someone using a dominant strategy like the moonveil spam isn't getting better at the game as they are relying on something that makes them better at the game than they actually are

[nocturne prawn]

Someone can be very skilled even with Rivers of Blood for example
Just because it’s a commonplace weapon with a cheesy WA spam doesn’t mean it has no skill ceiling

[smoky shore]

RoB takes no skill to use so no skill needs to be developed

[nocturne prawn]

I use some common meta weapons and some off-meta weapons, it makes no difference I simply use what suits my playstyle

[neat summit]

Can be said for basically all the katanas

[nocturne prawn]

Meteoric Ore Blade and Dragonscale Blade?

[neat summit]

Don't be pedantic

[nocturne prawn]

Lmaooo

[neat summit]

Why do you think alot of the broken OP builds use a katana

[smoky shore]

Katanas have forced me to do an endurance build. I have no other option but to have high robustness at all times to avoid getting one shotted

[nocturne prawn]

Katanas are well rounded
Even then they can still be beaten with the right plan in motion

[smoky shore]

I would agree with you DB pre arcane patch

[nocturne prawn]

Rivers is easily countered in all honesty

[neat summit]

That was the only thing that saved me from doing a bleed build

RoB would be easily countered if you didn't take bleed buildup even when you dodge from Miyazaki using the same terrible net code as every other fromsoft game

[smoky shore]

Against level 80 arcane, there’s no strategy you can pull off other than a flawless

[neat summit]

Theyve had literally a decade to choose a better net code but they haven't

[nocturne prawn]

With Rivers you really need to bet on a WA bait, which is honestly easy enough
Dodge the first two slashes then go in with a quick and hard hitting WA

[solemn urchin]

xD

[neat summit]

One of the best moonveil counters I've found is just jumping

[solemn urchin]

morgott gigachad

[neat summit]

You get a small amount of jump i-frames

[smoky shore]

We all shouldn’t have to completely adjust our play styles for these katanas. They wrecked an otherwise good game

[nocturne prawn]

Moonveil is by far the easiest punish there but if you’re a gigachad 69420 pro poggers gamer like me (this is actually pretty easy to do just takes getting timing down) a good is to use Winged Scythe WA

[solemn urchin]

wing of astel is also pretty op

[nocturne prawn]

Dodge rivers combo, hit with slash
That’s a large chunk of their HP gone and they now cannot use flasks for about 30 seconds, you now have the advantage

[neat summit]

They nerfed barricade shield for the rest of us because the loser shield poke nerds couldn't play fair.

[nocturne prawn]

Fingerprint Shield is why I always keep Black Knife, Blade of calling or coded Blade on standby lol

[smoky shore]

I don’t want to use the same handful of weapons every single time when there are 300+ weapons because a million dorks decided to use rivers or seppuku

[neat summit]

^

Bleed builds ruined the already terrible PvP

[nocturne prawn]

Blade of Calling devours stamina like a mf while BKnife and Coded just ignore the shield entirely

[smoky shore]

I’m in a fight club and since we banned dual bleed, rivers, fan daggers, moonveil spamming, and bestial sling, we all have tons of fun and everyone uses a wide assortment of cool weapons and it’s wonderful

[nocturne prawn]

You don’t need to but you gotta git gud
Am I justifying the state of Bleed atm? No, I think it is due for a nerf
But they are beatable

[neat summit]

I'm gonna ruin the pvp meta by duplicating hundreds of hands of Melania and lord runes then giving them to new players

[smoky shore]

I get your point. It is beatable but it’s not fun to be forced out of a play style to accommodate against bleed for 99/100 invasions

[nocturne prawn]

I’ve killed a RoB spammer with the Envoy Greathorn a couple times, omega funny moment

[neat summit]

Envoy longhorn is honestly not that bad when you've got good stats to scale with it

[smoky shore]

Invasions used to be fun and intense and often really long. If they don’t fix bleed, I’m playing level 90 meta and leaving the frustration game behind

[nocturne prawn]

I agree with you, I personally find enjoyment not in the fight against the Bleed itself but in the aftermath of them losing to a Loretta’s Sickle half the time
And getting the occasional hatemail filled with hacker claims, slurs and the like

[neat summit]

I'm shooting for the stars and won't pvp till I reach max level and can only fight other max level chads

[smoky shore]

They’re cracking down on messaging. I said someone was “on the rag” and was suspended for three days

[nocturne prawn]

Legit had a dude hatemail me and call me the n word at least six times because I beat his dual spear seppuku with a f—king Eclipse Shotel lmao

[smoky shore]

Those are both power moves

[neat summit]

Servers like this always suck when it comes to stuff like that

[smoky shore]

Oh I mean Xbox itself

[neat summit]

Classic souls moment

[nocturne prawn]

Wholesome Radahn

[neat summit]

Oh kek sony really couldn't care less about stuff like that. As long as the other person doesn't report you nothing comes of it

[nocturne prawn]

I’ve experienced some weird stuff over Souls man. One time in DS2 had a dude try to e-date me because I named my character Princess Peach and he thought I was a chick

[neat summit]

I remember when I got demons souls for Christmas when I was like 10 and constantly got messages from Spanish people and frenchies because I lived in Canada at the time

[smoky shore]

I think the biggest issue we all are having trouble facing is that Elden ring has problems and we all wanted it to be and expected to be perfect pvp, and instead has the absolute worst pvp and was ruined by 12 year olds who watched a bleed build YouTube video

We overhyped it

[nocturne prawn]

Elden Ring has a lot of core issues and not just with PvP

The game is still a 10/10 masterpiece and probably the best game to come out in a very long time but it’s not without flaws

[neat summit]

Yep. The problem isn't that it's like ds3 where every build either sucks or is mediocre, its that there's a ridiculously large amount of OP builds making it impossible to have a one size fits all solution

[smoky shore]

I hate to say it but it’s the worst soulsbornekiro

[neat summit]

Its the worst one pvp wise simply because it's always a 2v1

[nocturne prawn]

This

[glossy sigil]

I'm hoping/expecting that a dlc will rectify a few of the issues, with weapons that have bigger, fancier ashes of war that switch up the meta, and potentially incantations that reduce bleed buildup

[smoky shore]

It feels like fan fiction

[neat summit]

They didn't ship it with a season pass and haven't said anything about dlc so we might not even get any

[nocturne prawn]

Nah DS2 and DS1 2nd half beg to differ
I love all the Souls games and they are very close to my heart but bro I would rather suffer through this game’s PvP for days than go through Tomb of the Giants again

[smoky shore]

It doesn’t even feel like from soft made it

[neat summit]

Elden ring is like if they finished ds2

[glossy sigil]

Didn't they expect like, 2 million copies sold in its lifetime, but ended up selling 10 million in the first week? Surely its almost garunted that they'll capitalise on it, and give us something

[nocturne prawn]

If Bandai and FromSoft don’t hop on at least one DLC for this game they’re crazy

They were crazy not making one for Sekiro honestly

[neat summit]

They shipped ds3 with a season pass, we got dlc for it. They didn't ship elden ring with a season pass, and given how much content there is they wouldn't really have a reason to make one

[smoky shore]

I didn’t know about the agility i-frame cheese in DS2 so I loved it and it was super challenging

[neat summit]

Some areas feel like they should've been dlc, like the haligtree

[nocturne prawn]

I think we will get at least a DLC for this game
Besides did Dark Souls or Bloodborne ship with a pass? They got 1 dlc

[neat summit]

Fair

[smoky shore]

I’m grateful for the games we got already, especially sekiro, but Elden ring was a disappointment (although I know I’ll be playing this weekend lol) and it’s the end of an era

[neat summit]

I honestly kinda hope we don't get a dlc but also want one at the same time. I'm scared it'll be like the endgame and suck terribly, but I need more elden ring

[nocturne prawn]

Lotta people would disagree with that assessment
Including myself

[smoky shore]

It’s over. Souls officially ended. Rail road hat just had to stick his grubby little fat fingers into our souls

[glossy sigil]

Thats probably because they knew they wanted to do stuff regardless regarding DLC, and used some of the funding for the game on that, knowing that they'll make money back with the season pass bundle. Elden ring may or may not have expected to make DLC, but after making 500% more profit than they thought they would in the first week, its almost certain that at least some of that additional revenue will go towards some sort of addon

[neat summit]

Maybe, hope that money goes to the new armored core game they are supposedly working on

[hallow sedge]

yea wait people think the endgame is bad?

[glossy sigil]

I dislike the fire giant. Other than that, endgame is based

[neat summit]

Endgame feels barren compared to the early game imo

[smoky shore]

Souls went to Heaven already and we pulled a Norman Bates and kept the skeleton in the basement

[hallow sedge]

what does that even mean? like there isnt much of an endgame? the endgame areas arent very good?

[neat summit]

The last part is a boss rush with the last two having good first phases but not great second phases. Godfreys second phase was fine, but having two back to back grab attacks that basically act as an instakill isn't fun

[hallow sedge]

instakill? are you a 15 vigor kinda player lol

[glossy sigil]

People forgetting that outside of DLC, DS3's endgame was 'eh'. Its only memorable because of the top-tier DLC

[neat summit]

No, 60 vigor. You can dodge it, but if you get grabbed the first time it's basically a death sentence

Grab attacks are always super jank with the hitboxes in fromsoft games, which is the main problem

[hallow sedge]

idk i guess it depends where you think the endgame is. i would consider the western mountaintop of the giants, hagletree endgame as well. hagletree one of the best areas imo

[smoky shore]

The reason the end game sucks is we have no idea what’s going on the entire game, and the final boss is anticlimactic because it makes no sense and doesn’t shock us with some kind of revelation. Soulsborne games are generally moving and this game didn’t emotionally move anyone

[hallow sedge]

idk if i would play a souls game to "emotionally move me" lol. none have ever done that for me, at any point

[gleaming delta]

honestly elden ring just isnt as memorable as the other souls games for me for some reason

[smoky shore]

They moved me, especially Sekiro, but regardless, this game made no sense

[neat summit]

Yeah the elden beast sucked mechanically and story wise. Even if we are meant to find the story ourselves, at least radagon is mentioned in the story and plays a vital role. The elden beast is supposed to be a vassal of the greater will or something but we never hear hide nor hair of it

[hallow sedge]

the elden beast is mostly fine, they just need to remove the homing ball that stays glued to you for like 30 seconds lol. other than that its fine tbh

[smoky shore]

It truly felt like fan fiction

[neat summit]

Kinda ironic considering this is the one fromsoft game that gives you the most story compared to something like dark souls

[gleaming delta]

i agree
soul of cinder and seeing gwyns hollow husk actually made me really sad but elden beast just felt like another big monster boss

[neat summit]

George R.R. Martin is to blame for that

[smoky shore]

Even if my wild theory about Radagon and the beast is true...still not interesting. Railroad hat dropped the ball and Miyazaki let him do it

[neat summit]

Miyazaki should have never let the man who didn't finish his books touch the game

[hallow sedge]

i can totally respect what you guys are saying about the lore. ive just always never cared about the lore and story in any of the games so it doesnt really affect my enjoyment of it tbh.

but i can see those who play the games with that as a high priority i can see how you would be disappointed

[neat summit]

PC player that isnt a prideful douche? Incredibly rare

Yeah NPC fights are usually some of the hardest in the series but they fall flat in this one

[hallow sedge]

auto deleted because of swear i think, but yea he was way too easy. couldve been an epic fight.

and not just "easy" but he doesnt really do anything just casts a few spells lol

[neat summit]

The last couple bosses would be good if they weren't two phases. I like two phase bosses, just not when they are done how they were in the endgame

Elden beast needs to be removed and radagon should be given more health and damage. Simple fix

[round oracle]

Radagon need a second phases

[hallow sedge]

radagon is super fun to master without cheesing. i legit liked radagon (gameplay wise)

[smoky shore]

I was expecting some bombshell ending and it turned out that one character and another character with no lore were in the same body. And somehow there’s a dinosaur

[sacred lynx]

That or make it a hidden boss like moon presence

[gleaming delta]

gameplay wise the game is great and i love it
but there just isnt any really interesting lore because most of it feels spoonfed
godwyn is cool but there isnt much on him and barely anything about any of the other outer gods

[neat summit]

Yeah, just one that ain't the elden beast. Radagon was a genuinely fun fight that I grew to hate because I knew if I died fighting the elden beast id have to fight him again and again

[smoky shore]

I just can’t believe the lore ball was dropped this hard

[neat summit]

Elden beast is the worst boss mechanically in the series

[gleaming delta]

it is

undodgeable attacks high health and big ass arena where all he does is run away

[smoky shore]

I’m not a GoT guy but I understand how they all felt now. No wonder they were so bummed.

[round oracle]

Yea, this boss was far to big

[nocturne prawn]

“Undodgeable attacks” lmao what

[gleaming delta]

the star thing

[nocturne prawn]

Elden Stars or Star Rain, both have an easy solution

[neat summit]

Terrible camera. They could've at least let us ride torrent in the huge arena

[gleaming delta]

the homing one

[neat summit]

Well I'm going to bed. Have good night chums, thanks for the discussion

[nocturne prawn]

Run away from it, when it starts to catch up dodge into it and run the opposite way

[gleaming delta]

only way to dodge it for me was having it go on my summon

[hallow sedge]

i bet there'll be a lot of people doing no hit runs that lose on that part of the fight lol (unless they do that cheese where the boss doesnt move)

[smoky shore]

What the F are these fingers. Why is the turtle Anglican. Why are these void gods involved. What motive do the outer gods have. Who are the outer gods? All questions that will never be answered because they have no answer. No wonder vaati isn’t pumping out videos...there’s nothing he can pick apart or even make guesses about

[neat summit]

The only one he could reasonably pick apart is the flame of frenzy and its lore, which shares a scary large amount of similarities with the Jewish migration to Israel. No, I'm not joking, go research it

[nocturne prawn]

Game has been out for a month, these things take time sometimes

[smoky shore]

Elden ring taught me a valuable lesson. Stop caring about fiction and touch some grass.

Exodus? No way. I will check that out

[hallow sedge]

||i wonder if theyll do something with melina as a boss or something in a DLC based on the frenzy ending. its pretty open ended so i bet they could||

[nocturne prawn]

Or no gif then, stinky dyno

[smoky shore]

I was so excited about frenzy but it ended up not fleshed out so I hope for dlc too or a book or literally anything at this point. I almost feel like Martin did this so he could write a book to answer our questions...but oh wait he never finishes anything anymore

[neat summit]

At first I thought "isn't shabriri a character in Hebrew scriptures whose eyes were also taken out? Nah thats a coincidence. Wait, why are all these merchants in a mass grave below the city? Oh no..."

George R.R. Martin is an antisemite and Miyazaki let him get away with it

[hallow sedge]

so one thing i am legitimately curious about for those who have the story/ lore high priority. nothing wrong with it im genuinely curious

with how "esoteric" or vague the story has been in basically every game, on your first playthrough, do you guys try to consume as much story and lore as you can by reading item descriptions? im just thinking back to dark souls 1 and outside of the opening cutscene, and few NPC dialogue, there is basically no "story". youd have to either read the items yourself or watch videos/ consume content on the lore on the internet.

just curious how you guys go about consuming that content whether it be in game or out of game

[smoky shore]

You have any links about it? DM me them if you do

[neat summit]

I'll keep you posted. Keep in mind though that shabriri is a fairly obscure character in real life and most google searches take you to the elden ring wiki. It doesn't go much deeper than the merchants just being Jewish stand ins but its still interesting nonetheless

[smoky shore]

I read all the descriptions and they weren’t cryptic this time. Usually it’s cryptic stuff that gets pieced together, but in Elden ring it’s just a two sentence story about some legend and that’s a wrap

[hallow sedge]

yea i havent in elden ring so i wouldnt know, i have tried a little in the previous games though. not much just a little

[round oracle]

Frenzied Flamme need a dedicated Boss.

[neat summit]

It could at least give you the flame head as a head piece

[round oracle]

XD

[smoky shore]

I saw a video relating elden ring to the Ripley Scroll that seemed pretty spot on but like the scroll, it’s visually pleasing but meaningless

As a grown man I shouldn’t care about this. That’s what the Elden ring disappointment taught me big time. Shouldn’t have let the hype get to me

[gilded radish]

@hallow sedge Please put some spoiler filters on pictures of endgame content.

[hallow sedge]

ok

[gilded radish]

Much appreciated

[smoky shore]

Caffeine is dangerous to cats

[gilded radish]

Good to know lol
I learned something today

[smoky shore]

Might want to redesign fursona

Oh I guess it could be herbal tea

I learned everything I know about furries from furscience.com

[gilded radish]

I'm glad to see that you're trying to get some actual facts and infos about the fandom 👍

(And not from some Reddit troll threads )

[smoky shore]

Idk if you’ve see the site but it’s exhaustive.

From what I saw it either totally disproves things people say, or flat out affirms some of it lol. Whether that’s bad or not is up the reader, you’d have to check it out to see what I mean

[gilded radish]

Yeah the website seems pretty scientific/data orientated, I like it

and not some one-sided view of the community

[smoky shore]

Some weird data that stands out...11% are pagan

[gleaming delta]

Lady maria vs sister friede vs malenia.
Who will win? 🤔

[austere tangle]

The fact that they are comming out of the ground makes it more terrifying

[dawn zealot]

2 are very strong humans and 1 is a demi god

[gleaming delta]

I think lady maria will die first

[austere barn]

Man there sure is a lot of memes here

[vernal shell]

made a budget Mistral from Metal Gear Rising

[tawdry iron]

Pov: Volcano Manor

[silk prawn]

fire giant only boss in mountain area?

[prime badger]

There are some dungeon and field bosses

Tree avatar... death bird... commandant niall

[warm ibex]

anyone down to vc?

[brave shard]

Sometimes I feel like this channel is #general-discussion lol

[maiden pawn]

why did he betray everyone actually?

[rich hollow]

Best part about this is I was in VC and my friend said “He’s Valstrax” then the sky lit up and I panic rolled away 😅

[worthy kettle]

radan the human bullet

[raven mural]

Lmao

[soft sundial]

The turtle staring at that Ifunny water mark in the bottom right

[static hull]

Could this be a dog?

[burnt sierra]

Yes

[tender snow]

where is the one with the liquid cheese pitchfork?

[vernal shell]

🙆🏻‍♂️

[loud horizon]

Jetstream Sam

[gleaming delta]

Thats me the first time i see radhan hahah

[fleet star]

Get good 🙄

[gleaming delta]

Radhan is just a fusion between rajang, vastrax and 2 glavenus

[restive lava]

I best him at level 15 or so

[hushed patrol]

and the admiral. kek

[unique ermine]

fr tho

[gleaming delta]

Hahahah

[haughty palm]

claw grip is great if you're like me and have very short fingers, i can hit multiple face buttons while also maintaining camera control and trigger reach

[gleaming delta]

I'm terrible at the game and beat him pretty early and low level by myself 😭 how is this possible

[indigo vault]

its a shame ther eisnt a mind control spell otherwise you oculd probably pull a poisen ivy

[woven rover]

Cast mind crush

[lunar rose]

He was salty you got the secret medallion from the albinauric

[royal sinew]

Honestly children are worse when their parents kill eachother

[indigo vault]

Batman?

[high coyote]

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought it was grass.

[indigo vault]

you expected grass in a souls game known for having toxic swamps

[bitter prism]

Why would you post it again 🤦‍♂️

[static hull]

🫂

[viscid drift]

Now I just need a version without the captions

[sleek gazelle]

🥲

[lunar rose]

Why the cry?

[sleek gazelle]

He has 1% health left and killed me

[tiny viper]

Rip

[restive lava]

That happened when I fought ahgeo the flying dragon for the first time

[indigo vault]

why does he look like aged Heisenberg

[muted nymph]

Fr that’s gonna be me tonight after my 12 hour shift 😂😂

[stray wraith]

🤣

[stray wraith]

he's actually 20 yo, that's how sleep depravations looks like 🤣

[muted nymph]

Beat the game but not done yet gotta platinum the game or I won’t be satisfied

[stray wraith]

I'm currently on the snow area. Just finished Ranni quest the night before last. I've been going back and forth the initial areas to see what else I can find

[sleek gazelle]

Be me?

[vernal cobalt]

Praise the jumping!

[teal blade]

Literally me

[gleaming delta]

Lmaooo

[gleaming delta]

💀

[red rain]

fren :>

[teal blade]

Keep your fckin’ arrows out of my face

[left spruce]

she

[sleek gazelle]

I'm gana say he just to annoy you

[errant nebula]

almost

[merry mural]

4 arms...

[gleaming delta]

Tucked in

[gleaming delta]

Her left arm is behind her back and her right arm is holding the animals

[rose gyro]

double the hugs

[sleek gazelle]

Did u mod it? I thought the cap is 300

[errant nebula]

nah 713 is the cap

[merry mural]

double the ||handholding||

[analog mango]

@errant nebula please just tell me how

[errant nebula]

macro afk farming

[analog mango]

@errant nebula i will follow your teachings master, thanks

[sterile pike]

That Eldin Ring comment has me getting yelled at, at work for laughing to loud

[sterile pike]

"That's Radahn"

[gleaming zealot]

no radahn's horse has less of a struggle

[gleaming goblet]

👀

[leaden vortex]

El Diablo 😄

[indigo vault]

thats ods

[left spruce]

G*mer moment

[indigo vault]

wheres the obligatory daily horny ranni meme

[raven mural]

Ewwwww

[naive hornet]

christ, i think i gagged

[raven mural]

The loathsome Dung Eater

[naive hornet]

The devious doodoo devourer

[gleaming delta]

hes so cute

[silk birch]

Yeah i haven't done his questline

[vocal sundial]

George R. R. Martins involvement in Elden Ring:

[gleaming delta]

I have and hes super cute

[naive hornet]

did u make him ur slave

[indigo vault]

you can turn him into a marketable puppet

[silk birch]

I see

[left spruce]

He even says “bless you” a lot

[indigo vault]

but first you gotta go to the capital and you need to go see ranni to drug him

[gleaming delta]

I want loathsome dung eater plushie right here and now

[silk birch]

He talk cute?

[raven mural]

The real question nobody is asking is how did Boggart survive his first encounter with the Dung Eater

[naive hornet]

boggart?

[raven mural]

Blackguard. The Prawn guy

[naive hornet]

ahhhhhh him

[indigo vault]

oh he doesnt if you do a certain quest dung eater nae naes him before u fight him

[left spruce]

They were in prison together, I guess not in the same cell

[raven mural]

Lol
Yeah but he mentions they were in the gaol together...

[indigo vault]

lets be honest he was probably crying in the corner while dung consuemr was doing his thang

[raven mural]

Yeah I guess. Sucks for anyone that has to share a cell with him

[left spruce]

Anyway it’s not vegan to boil prawns and crabs so he had it coming

[indigo vault]

no they were in the same cell he got traumatised hard

[left spruce]

Whereas eating dung is vegan, and the seedbed curse has “seed” in it so it’s probably plant based as well

[naive hornet]

but what if the dung is made of meat 🤔

[raven mural]

💩

[left spruce]

Cheat day

[raven mural]

Dung Day

[indigo vault]

not if the dung is from a carnivore

[willow flame]

Every elden ring pvper after a month of pvp, seeing how it's currently devolving into cheap stuff and oneshots

[indigo vault]

you know just cause the word seed is in it doesnt make it an actual seed its a figure of speak for the curse growing from u

[tidal shoal]

When there's only one thing in life that gives you happiness

[gleaming delta]

Oh hey I never seen this channel

[last dune]

lol

[raven mural]

Welcome, fellow Dung Eater

[silk birch]

bruh lol

[silk birch]

Lol this meme funny, still tho

[tidal shoal]

thank you

[silk birch]

np, Elden Ring is one of the best games in my life, it's my dream game that is true

[tidal shoal]

I finished the game a few weeks ago but I'm stil buzzed about it so I started NG+, even though I bought Lego Star Wars but haven't played it yet, I haven't even gone back to Horizon Forbidden West 😅

[silk birch]

lol I was just talking about Lego with my friend last night, this game is goated, It has severely impacted my gaming and mind lol.

[lunar rose]

Thought it was gonna go somewhere else

[lunar rose]

How dare you ||handholding|| outside marriage

[silk birch]

lol took me a bit

[tidal shoal]

I really wanna play star wars, been waiting for it for years, but I don't wanna play two games at the same time, I focus on one at a time, so any game I wanna play is gonna be in my backlog until I finished NG+ 😂

[silk birch]

lol true but I play multiple at a time but try clearing one first then next

Stack of blocks going down so to speak

[silk birch]

cute

[tidal shoal]

that's great

[hollow snow]

damn fellow Sseth enjoyer, have a good day sir

[raven mural]

@silk birch You're cute

@tidal shoal You're great

[silk birch]

no U are cute fam

I like the Raging Wolf

[gleaming delta]

what does he say?

[raven mural]

"Ni"

[gleaming delta]

with the hard R?

[raven mural]

Uh
This is a Monty Python joke

[dreamy crane]

there are no undodgable attacks with the Elden Beast. there is a way out of it, no matter how hard. Malenia however, she’s another issue.

[tidal shoal]

She's a lot harder to dodge but definitely possible to dodge all her moves

[dull oriole]

help

[cloud crag]

Ranni my beloved^^

[silk birch]

who plays like that lol

and you do get good later haha

[dull oriole]

stay away from my child

[novel fulcrum]

Funny enough, I do, started using my index to run so I could use the camera at the same time, starting with demons souls. The more you know fam

Which I can only imagine was the joke behind it lol

[silk birch]

I just use my thumb dude lol

[novel fulcrum]

Which then can not be on the analog stick. Don't have time to be switching! 🤣

[lapis coyote]

It's called playing claw

[silk birch]

oh ok lol, @lapis coyote seems effective tbh, altho thumb was what I need and I usually free form some fights and lock on others

[lapis coyote]

I've been playing like that since early cod 4 days lmao. Works wonders in the souls series aswell

[worthy knot]

🤡