elden-fun

[covert pollen]

I think I killed him through his computer screen that’s how badly we beat his a**

I’m the one with rivers of blood

[latent night]

this was me pre update

[static gale]

lol the First Elden Lord skip was patched

[gleaming delta]

i did it lads

[static gale]

W

[oblique gyro]

Nice! Good job buddy

[cloud thistle]

y'all ever just warp to a bonfire and the floor isn't solid, gostoc really ain't pulling any punches to steal your runes

[orchid hinge]

lol 2v1 bragging

[night quarry]

ganker brains are an enigma

[gleaming delta]

Anyone got rivers of blood

I have almost everything in da game

[sterile pike]

all of its attacks are highly telegraphed. so yea :)

[main cypress]

cringe

[oblique gyro]

doesn't mean anything when you can't see him properly cause of the camera XD

[sterile pike]

do you zoom out to fight golems? You can tell what they are doing by there legs and elbows

[oblique gyro]

yeah trough. but the bear covers the whole screan when they charge at me.

and then i panic cause bear scary

look im not claiming im the best.
but animals are scary in souls games.

[sand zenith]

Why do you think everyone got paranoid when they fought maliketh

[oblique gyro]

which one is that again? XD

[main cypress]

he zooms around like nailsage sly

[oblique gyro]

yeah this guy...

i got 2 words for him.
bloodhound step

[crystal isle]

I got 1 word for you
Roll

[sterile pike]

some people give up damage for more iframes. I don't get it but it's their game.

[oblique gyro]

bloodhound step is easier

so yeah safer but no fancy weapon art. fair trade for me

[crystal isle]

I mean what’s the point of making things easier, embrace the path of Masochism

[sterile pike]

why train your relfex's with a crutch? you've just made the game harder if you ever want to use anything else

[main cypress]

it looks cooler

[oblique gyro]

i dont use it for all bosses. just the one that are a pain to dodge with all the stuff they trow at you

[main cypress]

you sound really fun at parties

[oblique gyro]

also it does look pretty cool.
anime dodge go brrr

[sterile pike]

I think to think I am. I normally host them. Everyone looks to be enjoying themselves.

[main cypress]

Good for you!

[crystal isle]

Where is my invite?

[sterile pike]

Thank you. <3 no one ever asks, so it's nice.

[sterile pike]

You're more then welcome. D&D party in 2 weeks!

[crystal isle]

Lovely

[oblique gyro]

i-
you...
i fully expected this to turn into a fight wow, yall are great

[sterile pike]

We'll party like it's windmill village!

@oblique gyro no one is fighting. :)

[sand zenith]

I think you guys should use larval tears to reset time and forget this happened

[oblique gyro]

i was not sarcastic XD

[sterile pike]

I wish I could but moonveil users used then all up :(

[oblique gyro]

man moonveil has cool lore too... love the concept.
but its Op so nope

[sterile pike]

Op can be fun sometimes but Moonveil was trainer levels of op. Might as well have just watched a let's play and saved the 60

[oblique gyro]

XD nice one

[sterile pike]

Little sad about hoarfrost for speedrunners though

[crystal isle]

Nah L to speed runners, I say
Give them a challenge

It was way too soon for a sub half an hour record

[sterile pike]

Every souls game let's you skip everything and rush the final boss.

[crystal isle]

Still too soon

[meager sedge]

"remember me ? Have fun eating that 27k DMG crit "

[sinful obsidian]

No I think u got the wrong guy @meager sedge

[meager sedge]

No expect I'm showing up with lvl 370

[sinful obsidian]

I don't do invading and I haven't been invaded by anyone only NPCs

Give me some prep time and we can go head to head in the future

[meager sedge]

U probably don't want to lol..

[sinful obsidian]

6 hours of farming on a Saturday I'm bound to reach maybe 110

[meager sedge]

I literally get like 180k runes per ? 10 seconds ?

Without that golden claw item buff that is

And yes, enemy runes double each time you hit new game +

[sinful obsidian]

I still think I can reach a good enough level farming all day

[meager sedge]

Define enough xd.. for my build i want - even lvl 350 isn't enough

And at over 400k a level it gets really taxing already

[sinful obsidian]

Oofff

[meager sedge]

Yeah

Not to mention 1 or 5 lvls makes literally no difference whatsoever

You realistically need 50 or so

And 50x increasing 400k with each lvl ? Have fun farming those ? 30-40 Mio runes

And the cap is at over 700lvl ....

[gray quarry]

Best armor in the game

[meager sedge]

Sadly one of the best yeah

[gray quarry]

How is that sad

[warped cliff]

Beautifisis 👌

[meager sedge]

It literally looks like rotten bread

[gray quarry]

Btw I was joking that armor is horible I just use it for looks😂

[meager sedge]

Its one one the best like 5 Amors in the game stat to weight wise

[gray quarry]

Wait really all it’s stats are like 4

[winged stratus]

That's sick, what's the set for the arms/legs/chest called?

Tyy

[vernal shell]

that Jellyfish really sells that meme

[meager sedge]

The jellyfish quest is the best quest in the game

Not debatable

If you disagree you're wrong

[winged stratus]

True

[vernal shell]

Jellyfish quest...I don't think I've found such a thing

[winged stratus]

maybe not rannis is good too

[teal osprey]

Katana cringe

[meager sedge]

You're wrong

[winged stratus]

no

[meager sedge]

Tip, the location is located pretty far into the story

[vernal shell]

ah ok, thanks for that 🍻

[teal osprey]

For the low price of 80 health you too can cut yourself in half

[meager sedge]

It's not in a cave

To save u the suffering

[vernal shell]

cheers 🍻

[gleaming delta]

I accidentally backstepped and now I'm stuck

death was my only option 😢

god damn it

[meager sedge]

U can jump down without dying

[gleaming delta]

I used some trickery with a lift to get them back

[limpid pivot]

can someone gift me eldin ring im to broke

[deft relic]

skill issue

[olive rune]

Dude i barely had the money to buy elden ring for myself lol

[real oak]

Time to lose my Saturday to Elden ring again. Brought ny pc downstairs as it looks better on my c1 in 16:9 than it does on my ultrawide 😄.

[gleaming delta]

if you're not using double explosive flasks, gtfo

[hazy parcel]

Ikr

[last dune]

Loool

[gleaming delta]

ankle biters

[warped cliff]

They just don’t stop throwing books at me

[gleaming delta]

maybe you should try reading one then

[warped cliff]

Wait books are for more than just throwing at people?

[warped cliff]

How do I learn this skill of “reading”

[gleaming delta]

no idea

[feral idol]

Is the input Delay not bad bc your playing on a tv

[real oak]

@feral idol it's an lg c1 it has better input than 99.9% of monitors. It has a 1ms input response time.

[gleaming delta]

No maidens?

[meager sedge]

Which literally doesn't matter if your game doesn't run in over ? 600-700 fps

Nice job anyway tho

[warped cliff]

That is correct

[real oak]

@meager sedge I was replying to someone who asked me if there was any input lag lol! I can imagine input lag is relevant to a game where the framerate is tied to the animation

[meager sedge]

Well tbh not from or to the monitor

If the monitor doesn't have less than 60 fps or a respond time over 17ms it won't matter

The cable or the internet connection in pvp could tho

[real oak]

@meager sedge he asked a question and I answered....

[meager sedge]

The Hz of the monitor, or in this case the game engine itself is providing capped imput lag that's far greater than anything else 🤢

[real oak]

@meager sedge Again I was asked if playing on TV caused input lag to which input lag isn't an issue for me. as I have 1150mbps Internet a cat 7 ethernet cable a Asus ax11000 router hooked to a suprim 3080ti and a ryzen 5950x and a lg c1 it wouldn't matter what game I was playing the same answer would apply. Is input lag an issue while I use my TV instead of my monitor, the answer is no. Lol!

[real oak]

@north badge

[north badge]

Doesn’t look as cool with lights on lol

[wary lake]

nice pics on the left

[real oak]

@north badge I have started taking out the ARGB slowly. I used to have lian li cables in too. It still looks better than my other pc.

[whole meteor]

Mf got the LGBT lights tho 🥶🥶

[fickle swan]

Based

[real oak]

@whole meteor There are only 6 colours in the pride flag and pink isn't one of them. It's just the digital wave from my aorus master mobo.

[blissful vapor]

i also removed most rgb on my computer, i am a man now

[whole meteor]

Bro called me a master hobo and expects me to understand what he's talking about

[real oak]

@blissful vapor lol, not sure how colours in a pc and masculinity are connected but ok. I have been with my girlfriend for 10 years so I'm not really fussy about being a "man" as I own a house 😀

[gleaming delta]

My opinion is that elden ring finding sorceries and stuff was the most merciful for the souls games getting collectible items and stuff.. 6/10 difficulty.. 9.5/10 game

[real oak]

@whole meteor Mobo= motherboard my mobo is a aorus master x570 and the digital wave is part of the rgb fusion app from gigabyte.

[whole meteor]

Good to hear, I plan on getting the Platinum for it

[gleaming delta]

Good luck 🔥

[whole meteor]

Thank you Tarnished ⚔️

[gleaming delta]

Indeed young tarnished

[blissful vapor]

i didnt asked for your background, also i was clearly joking lol

[whole meteor]

10 years and not married? Damn...maybe if you had less LGBT lights in your master hobo she'd have a ring on her hand

[real oak]

@whole meteor we don't believe in marriage we are atheist and not really bothered about having rings on our fingers either.

[gleaming delta]

💀🔥

[real oak]

Also your comment would be valid if we hadn't been together for the last ten years lol clearly marriage isn't an issue for either of us.

[whole meteor]

Geckolord how can I get a master hobo? Are they better than amateur hobos? Do I need to upgrade a hobo to make it a master hobo?

[gleaming delta]

Bro we talking about elden stuff or some cringe marriage BS.. I need brain cells

[blissful vapor]

no brain cells ahead

[whole meteor]

Scarlet (brain) rot

[gleaming delta]

Yakuza is fire 🔥🔥👽

[real oak]

@whole meteor you need to learn to read I said mobo not hobo. Then get yourself some money and go and buy a mobo its not hard.

[gleaming delta]

If you keep texting I might lose Intelligence

[real oak]

@gleaming delta Elaborate

[blissful vapor]

lets see if my toaster at my parents house will run ER

[whole meteor]

Tony Soprano

So Geckolord where can I acquire hobo? Did you pick yours up off the street?

[gleaming delta]

Man wtf you guys talking about I’m done man 😭😭

We live in a society fr fr

[whole meteor]

There's a hobo under the bridge not too far from where I live Geckolord, if I acquire hobo can I install LGBT lights on him?

[blissful vapor]

if the hobo has argb headers, then yes

[real oak]

@whole meteor yes go pick up a hobo, hopefully you will contract Syphilis and remove your stupidity from the gene pool.

I'll wait for you to google Syphilis lol!

[whole meteor]

Ahhh, Syphilis! That's what I was missing! Thanks Geckolord you've been really helpful! Now I can have an LGBT hobo just like you!

[vagrant raft]

Wtf is happening im ao confused

[ashen pivot]

Try pickle

I just read the previous conversation I think geckolord is trolling there's no way

Someone confirm or deny this because it's gonna boggle me if he's being legit

[real oak]

@ashen pivot being legit about what

[ashen pivot]

You're a troll

[real oak]

@ashen pivot how am I trolling 😂

[ashen pivot]

Nothing dude

[north badge]

Clearly my setup is inferior, but I’m satisfied with it

That’s not where the vents are on mine

[mild plank]

Ohhhh, okay my bad. The setup slaps, I was just wondering about cooling! :)

[north badge]

Yeah vents are in the back and front. It’s not a gaming PC, but it actually works better than most.

[mild plank]

Based. I like the OP drawings on the side lmfao

[north badge]

Yeah lol

[real oak]

@north badge Why does superiority matter lol? Question is does it do what you need it to do if the answer is yes then why does it matter. Whe the c2 comes out I wont even use my desk ill mount it in my bed and will have a desktop on a rolling stand at the side. I wont even have a set up lol

[lost marlin]

I'm pretty sure that's a reupload of the same video

[warm ibex]

can you still get to lyndell catacombs after beating the game

[north flame]

elden bling?

[blissful vapor]

if u unlocked the grace before

[wise jacinth]

Someone sent it already? My bad

[lost marlin]

Someone has done that, but I'm more refering to the fact that whoever uploaded it on tiktok took it from somewhere else, as opposed to making original content

[wise jacinth]

I see

[lost marlin]

It just kind of frustrates me that people take something that isn't theirs that was made with care and reupload it under the pretense that they made it themselves. I'm not referring to this channel, though, because you don't really get paid or a reward or anything for uploading it here, but for like reuploading on youtube or tiktok or instagram you can make revenue off of it, and that doesn't seem fair to me.

[real merlin]

I think a lot of the time on discord it's mainly ppl that forget lol

[grizzled lodge]

I'm hoping that someone can find it out of the kindness of their heart to gift me elden ring I would really appreciate it it would really be awesome

[gleaming delta]

Go get a job

[grizzled lodge]

You wouldn't understand

[gleaming delta]

😔

[frigid grail]

Perfectly executed

[fickle swan]

What do u play on?

[foggy verge]

i dont think anyone is giving you 50 bucks for free

[meager sedge]

Open a GoFundMe

[prime anchor]

When you get to the Raya lucaria courtyard

[fallen cobalt]

Shiii we showing are setups? I scrolled up a bit but here’s mine. Simple but I like it

[long remnant]

not sure if you still need this info but yes you can

[graceful geode]

does anyone have this pic without the caption?
can't find it myself ;//

[mild inlet]

Here it is without all the tik tok bull

[visual crown]

Poor Mogh

[gleaming delta]

Hi i have the photo but the server not allow links since it is tweet

[graceful geode]

come private message

[autumn agate]

Nice moonveil bro

[alpine cipher]

the face is complete

[real merlin]

This might have been posted before idk

[gleaming delta]

BROTHER

[near sundial]

kratos build

[acoustic phoenix]

Crucible Axe has some good swag, I want to mix that chestpiece but it's actually kinda hard because it's a copper colour whilst a lot of the matching armors are more brass or steel colour.

Boc learning colourchanging sorcery when? Never.

[acoustic phoenix]

B O I

[lusty cedar]

@near sundial @gleaming delta #946799698243645500

[hybrid grail]

Swagging

[west coral]

All the NPCs just feel like NPCs

[slender marsh]

Nice site of grace btw

[rare fulcrum]

Video game feels like a video game 0/10

[outer summit]

He’s too cool to sit directly in front of it, people like him sit off to the side

[severe dock]

Literally everyone who plays the game for 30 minutes then decides it’s too hard

[west coral]

So true, I never saw a single npc use the bathroom for my entire playthrough

[honest otter]

Very vague point

[pearl echo]

whats that one spell called where you stab yourself for buffs or something

[west coral]

Seppuku

[slender marsh]

why can't i have nuanced discussions about philosophy and the nature of being with npc's?

[rare fulcrum]

I think when he said "All the NPCs feel like NPCs" he made himself seem like a massive fool and I will no longer take any thing said by him seriously

[slender marsh]

Just like the 'hiding in my room' guy on YouTube where his whole video is just basically a dislike button now

[severe dock]

God of war?

[rare fulcrum]

It just feels like im talking to pre-written scripts, 3d models with sound triggers attached to them, being forced to pick from options to respond, and overall just nothing but code and i cant exactly tell what about it would give me that feeling

[opaque hornet]

@severe dock yeap. Tried my best😂

[west coral]

I think the game should kill you if you spend too long without eating. That would really immerse me and not get annoying at all

[rare fulcrum]

And you need to drink water regularly but make sure that it's pure enough to not get some kind of illness from it

[west coral]

Wow they should hire us for elden ring 2

[rare fulcrum]

Fromsoft doesn't know what they're missing

[ocean crane]

I wouldn’t play if the game was like that ngl

[west coral]

What?? Why not?

[ocean crane]

Because this isn’t a survival game

[rare fulcrum]

Damn that's crazy!! I don't remember asking

[west coral]

But you'd get so immersed!!

[ocean crane]

It’s me giving my opinion on what you said? Grow up dude

[west coral]

You'd forget you were even playing a game

[merry fulcrum]

Mid boss fight just dies from dehydration

[rare fulcrum]

It's very important to plenty of drink water

[west coral]

📝 stealing that idea, so good

[ocean crane]

There’s literally survival games with every aspect you have named

[west coral]

The bosses and enemies should also die from hunger thirst if you keep them busy for 30min

[merry fulcrum]

Also, there's no like way to tell how thirsty or hungry your character is, just kinda gotta stay safe and guess

[rare fulcrum]

Hunger bar? Not very realistic

[west coral]

Oh yeah? Name them all

[merry fulcrum]

Fr fr

[rare fulcrum]

Just keep track of when and what you eat like the rest of us real people

[merry fulcrum]

Oh, you like survival games? Name all of them

[west coral]

This really is the dark souls of hunger meters

[ocean crane]

You’re literally on pc? Have you never looked under the survival games?

[rare fulcrum]

Sounds to me like you can't name any of them

[ocean crane]

Well you just said games without bars so you kinda switched it up on

[west coral]

Sorry I don't play games, they're for nerds and children. I go to work for fun

[merry fulcrum]

Name all survival games right now

[rare fulcrum]

Would you like to try this sentence again

[merry fulcrum]

On-
Broken fax noises

[rare fulcrum]

You probably don't even have cake

[merry fulcrum]

@rare fulcrum would you happen to be a jemly feesh enjoyer?

[rare fulcrum]

I like how they are stomachs and painful barbs without minds

[west coral]

Without minds?????

[merry fulcrum]

Jemly is too smart for the use of a brain

[rare fulcrum]

They be so chilling that to have a mind would weigh them down

[west coral]

Jemly graduated top of her class in every subject

[merry fulcrum]

Jemly went to jemly Harvard, nay, MADE jemly Harvard

[rare fulcrum]

The only spirit better than the fellyjish is the 3 dogs

[west coral]

Why must you speak heresy

[merry fulcrum]

I'm sorry but your beliefs are not what we're looking for, close, but not quite 😔

[rare fulcrum]

Because they stunlocked melania long enough for me to go get a drink from the kitchen

Also think about it, would you win in a fight with three dogs??

[merry fulcrum]

Jemly would, didn't mean to reply there

[west coral]

Jemly would

[rare fulcrum]

Jemly would

[merry fulcrum]

Jemly is almighty, jemly can take all the dogs in the world, with peace, love, and warm squishy poisonous tentacles

[meager bane]

Why did i have a ping here

[rare fulcrum]

I like the oracle envoy as well those lads are dope

[gleaming delta]

pvp

[rare fulcrum]

I was expecting the last one to say rivers of blood

[gleaming delta]

that too after the patch

[merry fulcrum]

Blasphemous blade don't get enough love 😔

[rare fulcrum]

Tongue sword

[gleaming delta]

you know what truly doesn't get enough love? the finger weapon

[whole meteor]

We can finally try finger, but hole, after decades of asking

[gleaming delta]

it deals more damage from behind

[whole meteor]

So do I 😈 turn around

[merry fulcrum]

😩

[rare fulcrum]

Elden ring has all the fingers in the world but nowhere near enough holes

[whole meteor]

Everything is a hole if you try hard enough my friend. I'm talking about elden ring obviously. Nothing else.

[lost marlin]

Based you wonderful tarnished

[merry fulcrum]

I want rule 34 of the 2 fingers

[rare fulcrum]

Rennala > Ranni > Everyone else > Marika

[merry fulcrum]

You forgot to put jemly feesh in front

[rare fulcrum]

Marika is the base definition of a trifling hoe

[gleaming delta]

uncool i want rule 34 of the 3 fingers

[merry fulcrum]

[whole meteor]

I wonder if Torrent and Radahn's horse would have been friends

[merry fulcrum]

That's speciesist, just because they're both horses, you think they know eachother?!? Canceled

I can't believe this 😔

[whole meteor]

Yes. That is what I think. Cancel me. Smite me, almighty smiter @merry fulcrum

[rare fulcrum]

Is torrent a horse?

[merry fulcrum]

I'm tweeting about this

[rare fulcrum]

Honse

[merry fulcrum]

You're done ✋

[whole meteor]

Oh god I'm about to be on twitter no please 😭 I've avoided it for this long just for you to do this to me please I'm begging I'll give you all my runes

[rare fulcrum]

Twitter is a silly place

[whole meteor]

Torrent is the best boi horse and I vowed to murder anything that touched him because I love my horse

[merry fulcrum]

Omg are you mansplaining your money?!?! Im telling your manager

[rare fulcrum]

I'm calling the weed

[west coral]

But you touch him all the time

[whole meteor]

That sounds so wrong

[merry fulcrum]

Emo time

[rare fulcrum]

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the power to do it

[gleaming delta]

Touch grace

[rare fulcrum]

Grouch tace

[whole meteor]

I meant more, like, if anything attacks torrent I'm making it a mission to hunt them down and kill them

[gleaming delta]

Even if it's a big boss?

[merry fulcrum]

I've been trying to say "torrent hussy" for so long

[west coral]

Too late, you have vowed to murder all who touch your horse and I've seen your butt rubbing against it. You know what must be done

[rare fulcrum]

I wish you didn't

[whole meteor]

ESPECIALLY if it's a big boss

[rare fulcrum]

What if it's Ludwig, the Holy Blade

[whole meteor]

Already slain good hunter

[gleaming delta]

Impressive, I just started the game, why is it so hard 😭

[merry fulcrum]

You must be new to suffering

[rare fulcrum]

Ahhhh... You were at my side all along. My true mentor.... My guiding moonlight.

[whole meteor]

Why are we here, just to suffer

[gleaming delta]

Yes FromSoft was a perfectly normal dev to me until today

[rare fulcrum]

They make good video games

[gleaming delta]

Maybe so, but the truth is they're evil

[whole meteor]

I'm a total masochist so fromsoft gives me purpose

[gleaming delta]

💀

[whole meteor]

Miyazaki just like me fr 😤😤

[rare fulcrum]

Look at this cool duck

[gleaming delta]

Does Miyazaki have maidens?

[rare fulcrum]

Machine! My dad grounded me and won't read me bible stories.

[merry fulcrum]

I just imagined bondaged Miyazaki, I've never been happier in my life

[whole meteor]

Kinda gay 🤨 same though

[gleaming delta]

It all makes sense now

[torn rose]

hello, tut on having fun in elden ring?

[west coral]

Step 1: turn on monitor

[ember gull]

wuh

[gleaming delta]

I have my own reasons

[whole meteor]

You aren't supposed to be here

[gleaming delta]

Why not
Discrimination?

[potent ice]

Elden ring bodywash

[whole meteor]

Yes. Problem?

[gleaming delta]

Understandable, have a nice day

[ember gull]

i was peer pressured

[gilded radish]

To all the Ranni's simp army soldiers out here, we are not the same.

[whole meteor]

I''ve been saying this forever, Roderika >

[gilded radish]

Roderika S-tier princess

[torpid gate]

He jus like me fr

[oblique gyro]

roderika is very nice indeed

[ember gull]

simps

[steep cape]

Everybody knows that Black Knife Tiche is best girl

[swift jay]

they are all great 😎

[whole meteor]

L+maidenless+no runes+touch grace+ungrafted+invaded+parried+scarlet rot+oneshot

Spirit caller snail 😍😍 I want to get all up in that spirit snussy

[gleaming delta]

The only time I touched a black knife, I received a hole in my spine 0/10

[glacial iron]

Rya is better

[gilded radish]

I'm giving you 5 seconds to delete this.

[whole meteor]

You're a furry don't judge me

[ember gull]

cope 😎

[bitter prism]

😟

[buoyant rose]

Sheesh

[ember gull]

that was mean of me i apologise so sorry :[

[bitter prism]

More concerned about this

[gilded radish]

Aight.
Now this is getting personal.

[whole meteor]

I would like to apologise.

[real merlin]

[west coral]

Don't piss off furries, if they can afford thousand dollar fursuits they can afford a 5 dollar pipebomb in your mail

[hybrid palm]

If they had enough IQ to read, that is. They choose costumes by looking at the pictures

[whole meteor]

I...I think most people can afford the 5 dollars so I'm not sure what the relation between a thousand dollar fursuit and explosive ordnance in my mail is

[bitter prism]

Let's move on from this topic 😭

[west coral]

But I just got here!

[whole meteor]

It's all jokes here, we don't have a problem with anyone's hobbies or anything here. Just friendly banter

[bitter prism]

Ik ik, but that's what #off-topic is for :')

[whole meteor]

Ohhhhh I didn't see that

[hybrid palm]

[gilded radish]

Homie is bringing a torch to a gun fight
tsk tsk tsk

[real merlin]

[bitter prism]

Elden Ring memes please :)

[hybrid palm]

Its elden ring dc tho, everyone can beat ranged Weapon with bare fists

[fringe radish]

I found cat ears in Elden Ring

[gilded radish]

gotchu
Sorry bout that

[bitter prism]

You're all good dw 🥰 Glad to see you're all having fun tbh

[glacial iron]

But Blaidd is a furry sooooo...

[bitter prism]

🤔 Interesting read of the situation

[west coral]

That's slander!

[fringe radish]

guys don't jump the tortoise he can get hurt

[meager sedge]

U mean dog

[whole meteor]

Blaidd is guts as a furry

[fringe radish]

Could this be a dog?

[gilded radish]

Dog ahead
Message rated good

[meager sedge]

[west coral]

Could this be a dog?

[nova siren]

Actually its the torch that wards off beasts so

[whole meteor]

It's the Bloodborne Yharnos again...away, away!

[gilded radish]

The only beast I have ||is in my pants||

[red owl]

Make sure you also bring a saw cleaver to kill the beast

[gilded radish]

I spat out my coffee wtf 🤣

[hidden nymph]

Melina furry figurine when

[gilded radish]

We're working on it 👀

[hidden nymph]

I got a special jar im gonna put it in for keepsake hehehe

[glacial iron]

holy sheesh

[real merlin]

[real night]

When you are introvert

[gilded radish]

@bitter prism where is the Elden Memes channel please? 🆘

[bitter prism]

This is it :0

Art: #fan-art
Screenshots/other: #media-and-links
Memes: #elden-fun

[gilded radish]

I have been lied to

[bitter prism]

Eh?

Oh I see :')

[gilded radish]

Im just frickin around, wanted to make sure there wasn't another meme channel somewhere

[bitter prism]

Nah, you're in the right spot! 😄

[gilded radish]

Sweet, thank you!
I wont disturb you again..

[bitter prism]

Nah you're all good

[gilded radish]

I might have some questions on others matters tho, may I DM you?

[rare fulcrum]

Brother you are in yahar'gul unsee village there are no hoes here you are going to die!

[bitter prism]

Sure thing :) Alternatively, there's ModMail - but idm DMs ^_^ (you'll have to friend me first though 👍 )

[gilded radish]

oki doki
Sent you a friend request, ty!

[bitter prism]

Cool beans ^_^

[real merlin]

[sterile pike]

You need her in elden ring armour

[static gale]

@woeful depot is daddy

[winged ivy]

ho ho ho i already know what weapon art its gonna be about

[static gale]

frost stomp?

[winged ivy]

most likely xD

[whole meteor]

Either that or night and flame stance

[static gale]

cant be not high enough stats

[whole meteor]

My bad, I just saw the "without being good" part

[alpine cipher]

probably just bleed
bleed builds are a crutch

[static gale]

oh yeah duel uchigatana

[wraith niche]

Laughs in dual flamberge

[empty mesa]

Am I allowed to trade on this one or no?

[gleaming delta]

no

[alpine cipher]

🗿

[swift jay]

lol

[ocean gust]

Ping

[alpine cipher]

🗿

[gleaming delta]

ruining the game

[gilded radish]

What?

[old owl]

This guy forgot to send out a summon to hold the boss' attention while prepping his magi-nuke.

No

[alpine cipher]

🗿

[old owl]

100% stone

[unique kindle]

I don’t know about the new ui patch guys…

[lofty marten]

guys i found a mohg cheese to where he just stands still from the start of the fight

[old owl]

It's well-known.

[gleaming delta]

Yup

[lofty marten]

really? completely found it on accident was just pressing the wrong button coz i was tired

[gleaming delta]

Just use 3 time the thing in front of the fog wall

[old owl]

You can literally stand outside the boss room and watch other players access it, just by looking at where the phantoms jump around.

[lofty marten]

i only did it once

[gleaming delta]

Nope, that's patched

[old owl]

What's patched? Entering this way?

[static gale]

no

[lofty marten]

i used his shackle on accident, walked in, he never moved

[gleaming delta]

Yep But there's another way

[old owl]

Again, you can just watch phantoms to see how they get in.

[lofty marten]

didn’t feel like a win kinda pissed i did that

[gleaming delta]

People think it's not patch

[gritty patio]

what’s the build

[lofty marten]

it’s patched for sure it’s in the patch notes

[gleaming delta]

You can only use 3 time shackle to cheese it

[gritty patio]

oof

[lofty marten]

3 time shackle? only used it once

[gleaming delta]

Ah, I thought it was 3 time

[old owl]

Only in the first phase and only twice, that I'm aware of?

[lofty marten]

use the shackle before you walk in the fog, glitches him out and he won’t move the entire fight

[faint owl]

Bro people who invade during a boss fight are scum

[gleaming delta]

But don't break his poise

[lofty marten]

he doesn’t attack or anything it’s pretty funny

[old owl]

I did that once, got stuck outside the boss room while the host and his buddy were inside.
Dunno how that happened... But hey, host died so I got runes?

[faint owl]

I was trying to help my friend with the Draconic tree sentinel and this dude invaded him and killed him

[gleaming delta]

Yeah but they can't know you are in a boss fight

[old owl]

Ah, you meant a field boss. Right, so here's the thing...
You normally have the numbers advantage in PvP, for invasions.

They're just being opportunistic.
Also, keep in mind most (if not all) enemy attacks do hit invaders.

I can't count how many times I died to a dragon whilst the host and his pal corralled me about.
The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

[meager sedge]

It's literally known since 2h after release

[mint token]

Placidusux was cool

[mint token]

I'll stick to my PvE Bastard Sword with Bleed infusion and Bloodhound's Step

[dire rose]

So close 😭😭

[gleaming delta]

I cant wait to fight him, looks so cool

[dire rose]

Hes cool but so hard to beat

[gleaming delta]

Im scared of facing Malenia tho

[dire rose]

O Malenia was scary but before they nerfed mimic tear i melted her with Maliketh black blade on my other character

[gleaming delta]

Idk i have Moonveil +6 atm, just killed Rykard

Also i found mimic tear on accident lmao, it may be nerfed but its still pretty good

[dire rose]

Lol I haven't tried it yet after patch on my Mage cuz he gets almost 1 shotted by the giant

How was Rykard?

[gleaming delta]

Easy with mimic tear, got him on 2nd try

Mimic had agro on him the whole time and i just spammed the weapon art of the gimmick weapon

[dire rose]

I should've gotten the mimic when I fought him cuz it took me like 10 tries

[hoary plaza]

good choice

[junior hedge]

elemer is a really good fight

[alpine cipher]

🗿

[turbid lion]

he has become a pure gigachad

[lost marlin]

oh my

[alpine cipher]

so i started trying for all achievements, and just figured out that i cannot get the bolt of gransax anymore

[sick token]

Progressed to the ashen capital eh? That sucks

[gleaming delta]

im on my second journey and thats one of the bosses im not looking forward to. i cheesed it, and they patched that cheese i did in the latest patch. so im nervous

ill probably have one of my friends help me so im not crying myself to sleep

[dire rose]

Bro same I'm on my second playthrough as well I cheesed it the first playthrough cuz I gave up on doing legit and now its patched so I'm forced to do it legit

[gleaming delta]

yea its a pain

[lofty shard]

anyone willing to trade me for rivers of blood? Ive got tons of boss weapons and can give multiple

[worthy knot]

be careful with that T word

[gritty patio]

and that’s after looking it up online

[nova dawn]

Or you could just explore and find it

[haughty hatch]

rya was definitely trippin the prawn shack was not even that close 😡

[covert mango]

i feel like im in danger

[turbid lion]

'go find lusat for me bro hes somwhere in caelid'

[gleaming delta]

gtfo brother

[gilded radish]

We are not the same.

[rare fulcrum]

Man I'm finna whip this hoe

[tidal sorrel]

🙄✋ real ones simp for Melina

[gilded radish]

Nah
Roderika S-tier princess

[tidal sorrel]

All women are queens

[lusty cedar]

@woven willow @jagged talon #946799698243645500

[jagged talon]

Oh i didn't even know that existed

[gilded radish]

if she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOT

[woven willow]

me and my friend

[main cypress]

Simp for blaidd

[sleek gazelle]

This feels like a trap from the FBI

You won't trick me!

[sleek gazelle]

Sure you are

[merry fulcrum]

That's exactly what an undercover cop would say 👀

[remote mantle]

all the enemies are invisible but bosses

[red owl]

How to go insane 101: Fight invisible hoards in er

[hallow sedge]

||any frenzied flamers?||

[solid silo]

Where

[solid silo]

Wait how

[real merlin]

Use the small pillars next to his fog gate and jump past the wall

If you enter the room without using the fog gate he doesn't move

[crude berry]

NEED help with GODFREY he a hoe, PSN: JP_Clutches

[snow venture]

sir this is a meme channel

[runic kite]

How are you that level

[hexed acorn]

If this is a spoiler that means we all experience this at some point

[gleaming delta]

I experience it in my dreams does that count

[white shale]

@runic kite easy drop runes to each other

[runic kite]

Dang

[hexed acorn]

Damn, dream bigger. Don't dream of failure

[thorny phoenix]

After getting to Whole Cake Island today, I adore this

Definitely gonna try making it in my next run

[dire rose]

😭

[gleaming delta]

my bad, meant to say I dream of success 😎

[hexed acorn]

XDDD

[dire mortar]

oldie but goodie

[dire mortar]

no blaidd is to happy to be guts

and he is someone you would like to be around

[dire mortar]

you've never played a souls game have you?

[last dune]

Blaidd is confirmed good boi

[covert mango]

sometimes one hand of milenia aint enough

[jagged talon]

Put a filter on these

[river dock]

WTH

[subtle sentinel]

Made this lol

[waxen bison]

praise the sun!

[subtle sentinel]

Nice

[warped cliff]

No😞

[peak olive]

😔

[warped cliff]

How does one find a maiden?

[peak olive]

what stats do you have?

[warped cliff]

I don’t know

[peak olive]

😞

[warped cliff]

The only thing I know for sure is 21 vigor

[trail anchor]

Anyone got funny elden ring memes

[obtuse zinc]

the elden ring pvp “experience”

[last dune]

Meanwhile, me and my friends who hunt invaders for fun. XD

[still smelt]

loving this new secret shield

[snow venture]

whose track is that?

[cerulean echo]

||lichdragon fortisaxx||

[snow venture]

ohhh so I do recognize it! awesome

[ivory mountain]

Hate them so damn much

[serene ether]

Eh godskin duo theme is way better

[gleaming delta]

This is me every time i hear it

[dawn zealot]

Oh my god I need to find this

I can't believe i wasted so much time using other spirit summons

[serene ether]

Lol

[trail lynx]

which soundtrack is this o,o

[cerulean echo]

@trail lynx

[trail lynx]

Knew it sounded familiar. Though couldn't hear it over the combat xD

[gleaming delta]

Here a video of my khok

[waxen shoal]

wheres the elden ring 🤔

[gleaming delta]

U dont ask a memer questions like that...u already know the answer

[last dune]

on it apparently.

[waxen shoal]

i also miss the memes there

[gleaming delta]

This is a meme Chanel there is no point having a elden fun Chanel....elden memes are not that funny...if anyone got a prob frozen lake

[prime anchor]

Why did guts have to appear the second i die

[last dune]

To finish what you started.

[prime anchor]

Wanted to fight alongside him not before 😞

[last dune]

Don't worry, Guts will return...
Next time, on Dragon Ball z- I kid, I kid. lol

[prime anchor]

I am scare

[last dune]

Good.

[woven mirage]

Hello can anyone help me get rivers of blood? I beat fire giant and finger won’t spawn pleaaasssss

[whole meteor]

he won't spawn if you already killed fire giant. have to wait for next playthrough or have someone drop it now

[pallid crest]

#868146641071398912 bruh

[young valley]

Would anyone be able to give me the white mask? i killed mohg before i grabbed it and no longer can get it.

[meager sedge]

*unarguably
*The hardest

[edgy bramble]

why

[last dune]

Shoulda gone for full on status buildup. B)

[gleaming delta]

My birb's playing elden ring

[lofty crag]

one of the easiest hard boss yes

[sleek gazelle]

Maidenless is now in urban dictionary

[austere barn]

Duo godskin makes me wanna die

[last dune]

"Man, my build is tough to kill... Nice!"

[sleek gazelle]

I just took off all my clothes and weapons then after I went through the gate I put everything on lol.

[lofty crag]

weak ( did you really do this ? )

[sleek gazelle]

I thought it would be funny and it was.

She punched me doing almost 0 damage 🤣

[lofty crag]

lol

[sleek gazelle]

I kicked my ass

[weary pasture]

how do i upgrade my spirits after activating the huge pot

[lofty crag]

ask in community help

[weary pasture]

ok

[nova dawn]

Yeah I have, souls games have less exploration than Elden ring has yet if you can’t wrap the idea of cryptic routes and puzzles after playing the first 2 dark souls then bruh

[lofty crag]

darksouls 2 best darksouls

[gleaming delta]

POV panic chugging flasks

[gleaming delta]

:)

[vernal shell]

🙂

[last dune]

:)

[gleaming delta]

What the dog doin?

[last dune]

Raising the morale of us all.

[vernal shell]

this is what the dog doin

[gleaming delta]

Wholesome

He do be bonkin'

[last dune]

Bonko

[gleaming delta]

Accurate ad for Elden Ring (please dont ban me lmao)

[cunning tangle]

Somehow I managed to get two passive bloody fingers and a cooperator and we just vibed. It sucks I’ll never be able to see these randoms again the next time I hop on 😢

[gleaming delta]

Damn bro, at least you got the screenshots for a nice memory

[cunning tangle]

Very true. Good sunrise screenshot for that irl morning sunrise

[gleaming delta]

Fromsoft should add gamer tags in new update, so we can add people to a friends list

[cunning tangle]

That’d be neat actually

[humble vessel]

that moment when u completely destroy Radagon with magic and then go to Rennala just to realize that magic is completely useless against her x-x

[gleaming delta]

Yup, my upgraded moonveil did nothing to her, lmao

[humble vessel]

meme beam for 10 sec only dealt 40% damage

[cunning tangle]

My only achievement so far is eliminating journey 4 radahn in nearly 10 seconds with a couple toothpicks

[rancid leaf]

Wait, it is? I never used anything but magic and I deleted her D:

Ohhh, right
Use gravity magic. Doesnt deal magic dmg.

[sick token]

Wait until (s)he gets to Stormveil. Fellow birbs attacks!

[sour jay]

Any ps5 players?

[rancid leaf]

I feel called out
@sick token

[bronze jungle]

To elden ring admin please include this to your next patch if possible

Please have a side quest tracker their lore is very interesting there are times that the quest will not be available because you have been progress the main story

[real merlin]

[rose gyro]

actual menace

[hot quartz]

Hate this game. Ran out of arrows

[gleaming delta]

Screenshots exist for a reason you know, right?

[hot quartz]

What is that thing called

[glacial iron]

Caelid

[real merlin]

The enemy?

[stoic ice]

Forgot about the no link thing

[livid moon]

Anybody know any Margit boss tips

[old owl]

Hit him, don't get hit.

[real merlin]

If you ever have trouble on a boss dedicate some time only dodging their attacks to learn them, as you get more comfortable with his movement you can throw some attacks in and eventually that should do pretty well for you, I also recommend using margit's shackle from patches

[old owl]

Keep in mind attack patterns may change in a second or even third stage, depending on boss HP.

[real merlin]

Yeah true

[fathom kestrel]

get the margit shackle from patches

[real merlin]

So you'll wanna be careful and try to learn all the phases without mixing them up, one phase at a time might work

[rose gyro]

you can cheese him a bit with the shackle from patches

[fathom kestrel]

or just summon a player that can kick his ass

[real merlin]

There's also that lol

[remote bone]

anyone got a ruins greatsword on pc they could part with? ❤️ ty

[glacial iron]

Sorry, I can't hold any greatsword

[winged ivy]

"plz make friend with boc he has no friends"
ok moooom

[fathom kestrel]

Wifi: drops by one bar
My game:

[sullen falcon]

wtf

[warm ibex]

someone spare some runes 😦 my game file was corrupted 💔

[gleaming delta]

Strongest godrick soldier >:)

[prime badger]

What no runes does to a mf

[humble vessel]

thank you for the tip gonna try it

[hybrid grail]

Average Melina simp

[meager sedge]

You'll have a bad time later on

She has maybe a 20% resistance to it

There are bosses with like a 95% resistance lol

[humble vessel]

im not gonna make my magic skill higher than it is atm

[meager sedge]

Understandable

*Verständlich

[lusty cedar]

Correct

[gilded radish]

Too soon

[meager sedge]

POV u thought rhadan was bad

[elder wren]

can't help but see ashen lake in the final boss arena

[glass violet]

Thighs

[burnt scaffold]

😭😂

[warm ibex]

does anyone here use an Engine

[teal osprey]

Unironically depending on your build it is

[wraith niche]

Only for $9.99

[mint token]

Fighting him with my bleed build and Lord of Blood's Exultation on top of my list of incantations was genuinely terrifying

Dude was buffed every time wither of us procced bleed, he tries to zone me out when I went to heal, he also had access to Bloodhound's Step

[glass violet]

Thighs

[wary lake]

Yo, can you share your character?

[reef mural]

caelid doesnt exist silly

[white shale]

@Mugi#4289

[craggy rampart]

Turtles in Elden ring

[wary lake]

I meant the Zoro Character Slider lol

[bitter moon]

😳 The Wheel weapon from Bloodborne

[white shale]

@wary lake

[dire mortar]

have left rebirth her self to look like right

so I get big mommy milkers but she wont butcher and devour me

remember when we were talking about people being sexually attracted to simba?

this is basicly how those people see him

[glacial seal]

How do i get to em

[forest venture]

Try real hard

[forest venture]

Baby, its 5pm, time for your daily ball hammering

[worthy knot]

this was close to @green cloak last night in fight club lol

[worthy knot]

this is NOT elden fun

[glad rampart]

elden no ring

[glad rampart]

this build is insane

[lost marlin]

My choice in music for fighting bosses

[fathom kestrel]

lmao the notif

[gleaming delta]

can someoone help me trade a weapon to my alt account?

[warm ibex]

DM me for runes (I can give 10 million runes or more to people if they need)

[gilded radish]

wtf are you talking about my dude?
nobody in the furry community endorses that stuff lol

[dreamy jackal]

how does one even give runes?

[turbid lion]

this cape was literally so worth suffering for as long as I did in these catacombs

[meager sedge]

What catacomb is that 🤔 @turbid lion

[turbid lion]

consecrated snowfield catacombs

[meager sedge]

🤢

Snowfie- 🤢

Some boss later will get a 30k DMG hit in his face if I don't have the cape yet

[turbid lion]

the cape gives like 1 poise and has horrid resistances but who cares everyone knows fashion>defenses

[gleaming delta]

what is this have to do with elden ring?

[solid quartz]

Oh that one is near the capital right? That is in the upper cave
If you go to the long stairways where the 2 tree sentinels are and drop down the north side there is one of those big flower guys blocking a cave. Go into that to get to the upper section that leads to that big root where you can kill the baby astel

[glad trail]

It’s a separate mfing dungeon on the other side of the mountain bro

[dire mortar]

people talking about how they want to smash blaidd

and used peoples attraction to simba as an example

this is a conversation we had in lore but I thought it better to put it here

[gleaming delta]

why ur vigor so low lmao

[glacial seal]

Probably because i have 40 str and 52 endurance im only level 83

[covert mango]

so I killed ||rykard and killed the fire giant|| but the lady of volcano manor is still just chilling in his head, what do i do

[gleaming delta]

ahh strength build…

[covert mango]

oops wrong chat lol

[glacial seal]

I aint wanna but i needed it to use the helberg and carry the sheild and use the armor

[gleaming delta]

kill her

[glacial seal]

Ah speaking of valcano manor should i kill that spirit Godfrey first orrrr do some else

[gleaming delta]

idk bro its your gameplay

[gilded radish]

@dire mortar

[glacial seal]

Nah im tryna do the valcano manor but ion think its working correctly

[gleaming delta]

kill the spirit i don think is gonna halt the volcano manor questline

[turbid lion]

Kill her

[dire grove]

Zoro time

[white shale]

@dire grove yep

[worn moss]

ooooh how it was fun, but may i finally rest.

[worthy knot]

apparently communities are just one completely same entity across the board mhmm

[fallen flare]

giving the grace the silent treatment

[rancid wren]

What armor set is ?

[gilded radish]

I'm not here to debate with internet strangers
Believe in whatever suits you best my dude

[gleaming delta]

The hood is a blue hood or something, it's like the crimson hood. Idk Abt the main garments though

[rancid wren]

I think it's the cerulean hood but idk about the armor XD

[gilded radish]

This is the Royal Knight set.
You can buy it from the Twin Finger maiden at the Roundtable Hold after beating Loretta at the Haligtree.

[rancid wren]

Your awesome thank you

[gilded radish]

Anytime homeslice

[inner prism]

lol

[gleaming delta]

2. help redmanes in burning this place to the ground

[rustic yacht]

If only we could. Why didnt the meteor hit here and had to land on the nice forest with the bears. Bears are scary but fine compared to GIANT CHIHUAHUA T-REX'S

[gleaming delta]

the meteor was more about opening a path no Nokron than helping the environment, unfortunately

[rustic yacht]

i knoooooow but come on they coulda just aimed a bit and had us walk further. Dont tell me Caelid wouldnt look nicer with a giant pit where the rot swamp currently is, lmao.

[gleaming delta]

Nah bro I ain't using them damn rune arcs

[rustic yacht]

Then again that would probably lead to lake of rot way sooner than we'd like to... Though it would give a great explanation for it

[frosty lichen]

Iirc that's another dungeon, not the one you are in

[gleaming delta]

Lake of Rot is actually around Liurnia, I believe

[orchid bronze]

wouldn’t worry about internet strangers opinions, be yourself, furries are dope

[dire mortar]

||Murder her||

[hushed star]

rate the drip (lategame area change spoiler)

[gilded radish]

Heck yeah dude!

[dire mortar]

weird to think she is from an elder scrolls oblivion fan comic

[dire mortar]

applies to new jersey as well

[rustic yacht]

also here

[kind whale]

secrets need to be discovered at all costs

[gleaming delta]

imagine Iji hitting you up with his mighty hammer

[tacit thicket]

death

[gleaming delta]

he's forging the elden sword

[jade ore]

Well he did say he was crafing a weapon to slay a god

[gleaming delta]

that's what he meant

[tacit thicket]

[old owl]

Danged no-links bot BS, HERE.

[gleaming delta]

poor horse tho

[inland anvil]

Radahn a beast tho

[toxic ginkgo]

I am trying to make a male character from scratch and it's fkn hard, something is offputting to me, uncanny valley if you will

[mild terrace]

That guy looks good

[toxic ginkgo]

Thank you 🥲

[mild terrace]

In my experience, the character always looks uncanny valley in the creator but fairly good looking in game

[toxic ginkgo]

Was either that or this one:

[mild terrace]

Both are solid, but the first guy reminds me of like an Irish warrior or a Viking so I like him more

[toxic ginkgo]

Same, I am going for the hero class, and the second one is too "clean" if that makes sense... More like he is a scholar or something

[mild terrace]

The second guy kind of just looks like a model

[toxic ginkgo]

The first Elden Model Scholar Lord HAHA

[mild terrace]

Lol

[toxic ginkgo]

Alr, Irish viking/warrior it is

[dire mortar]

nah its fine the gravity magic means he doesn't feel a thing

[gleaming delta]

ik but it must be weird

[eternal mesa]

The horse is a chad

[proper glen]

?

[gilded radish]

<@&910556792730292286> seems like a fat scam to me🤔

[gleaming delta]

Indeed

[weak flame]

What happened

[glass quiver]

bloodborne reference?

[hazy parcel]

Drip lord

[next brook]

What’s the helmet called?

[gleaming delta]

how much health do u have?

[gleaming delta]

albinauric mask

[tiny pecan]

my reaction after maliketh 3 shots me in phase 2 before i even have a chance to think

[inland nimbus]

can anyone help me learn how too play?

[lost marlin]

I can try

what platform are you playing on?

[visual crown]

Gotta

[teal osprey]

Real quick malenia didn't run she lost consciousness and a lesbian cleanrot Knight carried her back to the haligtree

[cunning heart]

where are the Malenia x Finlay fanfics at

[torn crane]

Me and the bois after stockpiling on crab eggs:

[sterile pike]

Both can be parried

[tight bronze]

Oh HELL naw

[sterile pike]

Nice.

[onyx shale]

Bro you're crazy

[restive topaz]

just fell into a staircase at caria manor

awesome

[gleaming delta]

Thats the best picture ive ever seen

[spare moon]

felt pretty badass

[severe dock]

It hasn’t even been a month yet

[main cypress]

Send me blaidd memes

[pulsar stone]

Mannnnn, I'm getting wrecked by those gargoyles in Nokron lol

[severe dock]

What level are you

[pulsar stone]

101

[simple mirage]

Here’s a tip:
Eat their legs

[pulsar stone]

I was close just now, got the second one down to a quarter health, but then I ate it lol

[high cloud]

thoughs?

[tardy latch]

gta islands

[pulsar stone]

I'd like a pause button... 😦

[high cloud]

i'd like elden kart, but that just wont happen

[pulsar stone]

One can dream!

[dire mortar]

is this based off a manga?

[tardy latch]

@high cloud

[rugged island]

Open map, view explanation

[dire mortar]

post game let me go on dates with surviving waifus

get uniqe dioluge depending one where you take them

have a pink love meter that goes up

[red pine]

Yes.

[nova dawn]

This is why nobody wants crossplay with pc, until I see if this is actually true or false I don’t want to play on my pc character anymore.

[main cypress]

jojo part 7 steel ball run

[alpine cipher]

r8 the drip

[real merlin]

I saw someone fight a guy who did this to him 2 times if you see someone named go to Brazil leave immediately

He casts some kind of spell then absolutely wrecks your save file

[deft relic]

Alcoholic Dad Mage

[alpine cipher]

took the boy's katana purchased from aliexpress

[glad trail]

20 minutes later 30 dragons

[gilded radish]

My man got that Elden Bling

[real merlin]

Dog

[dire mortar]

I wonder if turtle pope started out as a place holder, or if they hadn't made the npc model so they scaled up a turtle model

[gleaming delta]

Better have always been turtle

[dawn cloak]

Bad pic, but I made Drizzt Do'Urden for ELDEN Ring

[last dune]

Everyone up in this house like "Oh noooo" Meanwhile me who has seen this back in DS3, my friend did it to me on accident, and I just wrong load warped out of it by quitting out before I died. lol

[slow delta]

its gray and I cant use it for some reason

[trim escarp]

Me going to get my cheeks clapped by malenia for the 25th time

[supple pebble]

Those lava slug mfs watching level 23 me run into the Iron Virgins boss room then respawn 20 feet away 3 seconds later

[runic kite]

Level 69

[patent furnace]

looks tight 👍

[compact breach]

Nicee
Didnt expect to see forgotten realms here

[dawn cloak]

Old favorite. Sadly I have to make a long journey to get the Raptor Set to complete his look. Trying to go for the Book Description Drizzt

[compact breach]

Good luck with finding it

[dawn cloak]

I know where it is, its just a loooong way away from new characters xD

[alpine cipher]

Those dogs watching level 184 me run into the edgelord ringleader evergaol then respawn 20 feet away 3 seconds later

[supple pebble]

Those joggers watching be brutally mutilate a hitchhiker on the side of the Tennessee highway on December 14th 1987

[last dune]

Nice.

[fleet bear]

At that rate just play a different game

[wheat hearth]

This made me physically ill

[neon bane]

for the "strength is terrible in this game" people

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring has to be the easiest souls game with so many op weapons and summons, whoever wrote that is dummy dum because making combat any more faster will make it impossible for beginners to enjoy the game

[polar sage]

its only easy if u make it easy

[gleaming delta]

If you’re inexperienced just summon a mimic?

People out here saying elden ring is too easy nerf sword of night and flame and mimic while some genius’s saying make the game easier

[polar sage]

yea, they did nerf them, people who want the game to be easy are special

[gleaming delta]

Litterly souls like are the only games famous for being hard and these ppl just wanna make everything easy so they can burst through the game in 8hrs and call it a short game with no content

[polar sage]

fr lmao, i thought i was done discovering stuff after i completed the above map but then found the cities after radahn and was amazed theres so much

[gleaming delta]

And the underground and the flying city