elden-fun

[cerulean mortar]

Longsword is pretty consistently solid across the series too, idk why he’s saying that it’s very nice in DS3 too

[dreamy junco]

I use fire it's not bad it's just long

[arctic ether]

Ofc i did.

[cerulean mortar]

I think he’s asking if you’ve used LS in DS2, it usually out performs mace imo

[zenith axle]

And you say LS is bad, got it.

[cerulean mortar]

you might not prefer the moveset but the damage numbers don’t lie it’s absolutely a good weapon

[little relic]

Well Tale of drangleic mod help to enjoy more DkS 2 for player which like more ds1 ds3 format, I am a DkS 2 lover.

[arctic ether]

LS is only good early in game cuz u dont need much requirement for using it

[cerulean mortar]

Mods cringe and don’t fix issues with the base game which is what’s being discussed rn, also PC only

[zenith axle]

You don't even need scaling for DS2 weapons to do big damage 💀

[arctic ether]

For better effectivy of Magic weapon u need to

[zenith axle]

No you don't

[arctic ether]

Cant agree with disagreement

[zenith axle]

People upgrade INT and FAI on melee builds only for elemental damage reduction

[cerulean mortar]

well that’s not true some do it for the scaling but it def doesn’t have as much as impact as other games like ER

[zenith axle]

Split dmg is good unlike in other games, that's why

[cerulean mortar]

I know why bruh I agree with you just can’t say nobody ups int and faith for damage that’s just not true lmao

[zenith axle]

I forgot Sorc and Miracle builds exist in Ds2

[cerulean mortar]

[plucky fjord]

Ive just been maxing out all my attributes

[dreamy junco]

Sir alonn tower and ancient dragon and the two tiger walk back are sh it and nobody can say it's not, the def of pain

[cerulean mortar]

I actually like Alonn, nobody can redeem Ancient Dragon or the pet gank/Reindeer F Land for me tho

that and every other boss encounter is a gank, maybe that’s why everyone compares it and ER lol

[dreamy junco]

I meant the walk back to them
All of sir alonn tower to fight a actully very good boss

[dreamy junco]

I mean the ancient dragon in ds sotfs you don't need to fight it

[gleaming delta]

well he did technically show us maika birthing godwyn so...

[gleaming tangle]

I heard that SOTFS was better than DS2 tho

[zenith axle]

It's both better and worse

[gleaming tangle]

How so?

[zenith axle]

Fixes bugs and all, and worse by adding enemies

[cerulean mortar]

aye but it has a Giant Soul which while not technically required, locking one behind a dog water boss with bs damage and hp and no move variety and very little difference in how to approach is very cringe

[half egret]

did anyone else know that haligtree knights could cast glintstone pebble or am i just stupid

[main remnant]

the spear ones can yeah

[wooden cloud]

Wth

[brittle fulcrum]

Ladies and gentlemen, today I want to talk to you about a game that has had a profound impact on my life. That game is Elden Ring.

Now, some of you may be wondering how a mere video game could have such a significant impact. But let me tell you, Elden Ring is not just any video game. It is a masterpiece of storytelling, gameplay, and artistry that has captured the hearts and minds of countless players around the world, including mine.

From the moment I first heard about Elden Ring, I was intrigued. As a fan of FromSoftware's previous titles, I knew that I was in for a challenging but rewarding experience. But what I didn't realize was just how much this game would change my life.

For starters, Elden Ring has given me a newfound appreciation for the art of video games. The sheer amount of detail and care that has gone into creating this world is awe-inspiring. From the intricate armor designs to the sprawling landscapes, every aspect of this game has been crafted with love and dedication.

But more than that, Elden Ring has taught me valuable life lessons. As a game that is notorious for its difficulty, it has forced me to confront my own limitations and push past them. It has taught me that failure is not something to be feared, but rather a necessary step on the road to success.

And perhaps most importantly, Elden Ring has given me a community of like-minded individuals who share my love of the game. Through online forums and social media, I have connected with people from all over the world who have been touched by this game in the same way that I have. These connections have enriched my life and given me a sense of belonging that I never knew was possible.

In conclusion, Elden Ring is not just a game to me. It is a work of art, a teacher, and a friend. It has changed my life in ways that I never could have imagined, and for that, I will always be grateful. So if you haven't played it yet, I urge you to give it a try. Who knows, it just might change your life too. Thank you.

[vivid oar]

You should try and turn this into an official TEDx presentation. I see no reason why this couldn't make it when a presentation about how people wipe their asses and the effectiveness of it made it

[dreamy wadi]

Is that Jesus riding a sword like a hover board

[steady linden]

yes it is

[vivid oar]

Real

[quartz geyser]

Real

[rain quartz]

Da wrm got mule kick

[rain quartz]

What he sayin tho

[subtle cypress]

the laws of physics

[rain quartz]

He sayin

[subtle cypress]

this will be funny for a while

[rain quartz]

Wrm cult following

[rose apex]

Like damn let me just have fun

[rain quartz]

Live footge

[subtle cypress]

use this on people as you will

[rain quartz]

Sendin to a ex rq

[subtle cypress]

i wanna see what she says, this is peak humor

having to edit messages because 30s slowchat

[rain quartz]

Blocked my as
Couldn't handle the truth

[subtle cypress]

you should use the bloody finger to invade her

[rain quartz]

Na mentioned settling down so had to toss out the concealer veil, goin gost

[plucky fjord]

Whys it sad i don't understand

[long swallow]

I think the spaghetti kid is now a trans
Idk i dont care

[plucky fjord]

Good for her c:

[long swallow]

Fat ass

[maiden spade]

Why is there another lmfao

[minor tree]

goldlewis daddy

[dreamy wadi]

I feel sorry for him

[maiden spade]

Same

[dreamy wadi]

You don’t decide what type of skeleton you have lol

[maiden spade]

💀

[opal cargo]

Dangerously based, unfortunately this is not the right server for it dawg

[dreamy wadi]

Someone had to say it

[coarse lance]

jojo stand

[long swallow]

F no

[minor tree]

me to goldlewis

[long swallow]

cut it out

[minor tree]

no

[long swallow]

that's it, you've posted enough cringe, no more hands for you

[minor tree]

NOO

[sharp portal]

goldlewis more like cringe

[wicked shuttle]

[long swallow]

^^

[dreamy wadi]

^^

[pine garnet]

Didn't goldlewis furiously attempt to groom his child into being a woman from birth because of a superstition about twins?

[dreamy wadi]

Ooof

[rain quartz]

Cat off da gloop

[glad ocean]

he isnt bridgets parent

[minor tree]

yeah lol read the lore

[glad ocean]

mfs tryna scrape at everything to say the trans character isnt trans

[minor tree]

Ong bro

[idle dagger]

Is Bridget being added as part of the DLC or something

[dreamy wadi]

No womb?

[minor tree]

she has been added yeah

[idle dagger]

Are they adding faust, i think faust is cool.

[minor tree]

yeah Faust is in the base game

[idle dagger]

Elden ring sure is complicated, never even seen faust.

[minor tree]

💀

[idle dagger]

My great-grandfather got an emoji in his likeness, rock on gramps!

[minor tree]

LMAKOO

[hot monolith]

Can soweit body help by Godskin

[idle dagger]

🪨 and 🪨

[minor tree]

true

[hot monolith]

Duo

[runic kindle]

So you like to rock and stone too 😄

[safe tapir]

Rock and stone

[sharp portal]

Guilty gear is so good it’s like anime elden ring

[minor tree]

but it’s really hard, hard enough that some would call it the dark souls of video games

[sharp portal]

It’s not that hard for a fighting game, if any games the dark souls of fighting games it’s tekken

[minor tree]

Ik I was joking

[wraith belfry]

I’m sorry but wtf does bones got to do with it? Everyone has the same bones. The only difference is density.

[minor tree]

afab and amab bone structure

[dreamy wadi]

Male and Female skeletons are different

[wraith belfry]

Ok, a minuscule difference in density and shoulder width. Nothing modern medicine and surgical procedures can’t handle.

[dreamy wadi]

Within the same population, males tend to have larger, more robust bones and joint surfaces, and more bone development at muscle attachment sites. However, the pelvis is the best sex-related skeletal indicator, because of distinct features adapted for childbearing.

[minor tree]

yeah surgery can help but it isn’t really minuscule

anyways let’s get back to posting memes

[half egret]

evangelion reference 🫵😮

[wraith belfry]

I guess that’s fair.

[dreamy wadi]

There’s also the lack of a womb, ovaries, the difference in brain composition,

Estrogen isn’t some magical drug that instantly makes you female

[lapis flame]

That’s pretty cool, I haven’t seen that before

[wraith belfry]

Ok, that’s mostly true, now get back to the topic of this channel as Kira said.

[dreamy wadi]

ye

[pine garnet]

The Bible is an Evangelion reference
So is Malenia, because just like Asuka she is an annoying redhead

[long swallow]

yep

[minor tree]

have either of you read the lore

[long swallow]

no, and i won't

[minor tree]

then how do you know that

[long swallow]

Shush

[pine garnet]

I looked up the Wikipedia article

[minor tree]

ok well if you played the game and read the lore you’d know she’s not his daughter and he basically just says “oh you go by she/her now? ok cool”

[pine garnet]

Why would I play an anime game

[minor tree]

I’m just saying don’t go around spreading stuff that’s not true

[pine garnet]

He supports Bridget being groomed from birth, he's not his father. Got it. Who's lazer eyeball colonel sanders, then?

[minor tree]

are you high

[autumn swallow]

i like baiken i think she is cool

[pine garnet]

No?

[minor tree]

least based guilty gear fan (this is a compliment)

[autumn swallow]

argh i tried to post the funny guilty gear lyrics and got profanity filtered im gonna lose my elden license

[pine garnet]

68

[minor tree]

ifff that’s what you call karma I must be a demon

[autumn swallow]

[rapid bison]

No

[vivid oar]

What even is this

[rapid bison]

Boredom, literally just some question thing

[vivid oar]

Lmao the big smile's parallel to "sad one" and "just cremated Scout" is golden

[autumn swallow]

27

i wanna hear who your Redditor Of The Year is

[rapid bison]

I don’t know anyone from reddit

I literally only look at I’m sorry Jon

The art is cool af

[slate valve]

23

[fallen forum]

68

[rapid bison]

My mom caught me doing it

[rapid bison]

👍

[crimson geyser]

I was too into this add thinking it was lofi and I reach 2 hours

[minor tree]

LMAO

[crimson geyser]

"Oh I get it, you just worried that we will get seperate, that so cute babe" ~astorias

[dreamy wadi]

Surprised Blaidd isn’t in there.

[analog lion]

😳

[crimson geyser]

bro
The dlc we want

[long swallow]

What the f

[stone patio]

don't worry about it

you clearly have very poor taste

[stone patio]

kangaroo of the pond, what is thy wisdom?

[dreamy junco]

And Hyetta
"The human kind is a mistake, we destroyed are world,all of mankind should die, like that the world will be better, no more pain , no more suffering"

[stone patio]

frenzy ending lame as hell tbh
what's the point

[somber bear]

“Slurp the rot juice out with a straw”

I have nothing. nothing

[plucky fjord]

You're activating the universal reset button

[stone patio]

💀

[idle dagger]

Melina and you have a world to yourselves, she is going to kill you though.

[stone patio]

and? what's the point of destroying the world?

[plucky fjord]

I wish you could have the lord of frenzy head as a helmet

[stone patio]

true

[somber bear]

The “ay” in Jay is silent

[plucky fjord]

Also i think the point is that the world your in isnt so great so your burning it down to start again from the ashes

[stone patio]

that is very good wisdom

[idle dagger]

Dunno. Maybe #lore knows?

[dreamy junco]

Talk to Hyetta after touching after having the three finger, finger you

[stone patio]

no don't give me instructions

[dreamy junco]

Do it

[stone patio]

i did it

not proud about it tho

[dreamy junco]

My child you did take the light it may seem bad but it's for greater good of all

[stone patio]

had to 100% the game somehow

[hexed niche]

Do not swim with the roos!

[slate valve]

@lunar spade

[lunar spade]

Yessir

[wooden cloud]

Funny thing is even when you die there's like a 30% chance they won't even know or care what gender your skeleton is and it'll go ungendered
And if you're cremated even less of a chance

And in studies they found trans people tend to have the same brain type as the gender they identify as so blame the brain
And if "God doesn't make mistakes" is your excuse for that then he made you so clearly there's some

(As a fellow christian)

[minor tree]

based

[subtle cypress]

malenia in a school uniform is hilarious

[somber bear]

Shortcut if you wanna see what he’s talking about

[subtle cypress]

2nd option is just mohg

[dreamy junco]

I wonder what would mogh take really difficulte, not at all the 2 option

[somber bear]

Dung eater wants to have your babies remember that

[dreamy wadi]

First off, we were done with this,

Second off, studies have also found that your brain type matches your biological gender, not your "identified" gender so clearly somethings up.

70% is still bigger than 30%, and the vast majority of people are buried.

[vivid oar]

Why is the opinion and/or cares of people who are around after you're dead even part of the discussion

[gleaming delta]

Dang she thicc

[obtuse island]

least down bad elden ring player

[spare blade]

fellas get you a girl who can do both

[analog lion]

🤨

[subtle cypress]

sir that’s a corpse

[thorny marsh]

what does the message say?

[dreamy junco]

You think that will stop use
We don't have stantard

[errant thunder]

came across her last night and left a message behind her lmao

[gleaming delta]

Oh hole' Oh hole' So to speak Do it

[somber bear]

Why do fromsoft games make people so h*rny

[long swallow]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[long swallow]

People are naturally that

[uncut cove]

Says you lol

[long swallow]

Studies show that no human being can go a day without experiencing or thinking about sexual intercourse

[somber bear]

That’s true, i did think about how massive Melania’s melons were at least 3 times today.

[long swallow]

💀

[somber bear]

I have no idea what you’re talking about

[uncut cove]

Oh I’m sure lmao

[somber bear]

[uncut cove]

[shut fern]

This is me as f*ck😂

[warm mesa]

👁️

[somber bear]

I have my reasons

[warm mesa]

mhmmmmmm

[granite mason]

I was waiting for someone to do that.

[half egret]

me when i GET you

[pine garnet]

No

[plush lodge]

Every time I read one of this guy’s comics I wanna stop existing

[crimson geyser]

Soldier of god always there when need them

[crimson geyser]

Because out of sadness?

[plush lodge]

It’s just degeneracy at its very finest

[crimson geyser]

That is you, but I found it funny and entertaining

[plush lodge]

It is both funny and entertaining but not everything needs to be sexually suggestive in order to be funny and entertaining

Just gets tiring after he does it hundreds of times. I’ve seen some of his other work and it’s all just stupid coomer stuff over and over again

[crimson geyser]

[vivid oar]

Nahhh the AIs speech generators are getting too good

[plush lodge]

Despite the degeneracy up there I do agree with you

[rancid breach]

I'll smoke it again

[rain quartz]

Battle of five za packs

[gleaming delta]

It’s coming guys. I know I’m my bones.

I can conjure Alexander

Keep passing down to join the party

[wise star]

I can feel it in my left ball

[subtle pine]

Please tell me, who is this silly lil guy?

[sinful sleet]

Father Ariandel from dark souls 3?

[idle dagger]

Yes

[vestal bramble]

Great game

I'm still stuck on him

[sinful sleet]

took me like 60 times but was worth it, good luck

[wooden cloud]

Wizard101 sheesh haven't played that since 2015💀

[somber bear]

No I don’t think I will

[rain quartz]

L

[trim thunder]

just push them joe, that dont have good melee

[subtle cypress]

the moonveil in question

[cerulean mortar]

nah they see your rush coming from a mile away and just sprint until you’re out of stamina, then it’s back to the collapsing stars spam

[trim thunder]

people who spam moonviel dont use it right, its better to roll catch with

[subtle cypress]

i never used the moonveil, on my magic run i used wing of astel

[cerulean mortar]

you realize you can roll catch by spamming with it right? That’s why it’s so broken the heavy L2 is timed perfectly to catch a mid roll if you spam it out of an opponent’s recovery

you have to specifically delay your roll against it depending on your distance if you don’t want to be caught by it which is why so many people struggle with it so much

[plucky fjord]

Skill issue

I usually use melee spells in pvp though

[dreamy wadi]

It’s odd how weird the term “melee spells” sounds out of context

[plucky fjord]

I mean carian slicer hammer of haima and adullas frost blade are good just in general

[obsidian cliff]

Why use magic sword when can go strength build and use big sword

[cerulean mortar]

for a “melee” spell Adula’s hit box is absurd man

[subtle cypress]

adula’s was so fun to abuse

[somber bear]

No

[long swallow]

^

[rain quartz]

He travels still

[slender cove]

Troll fell :/

[wooden cloud]

L

[subtle cypress]

i will watch his journey with great intent

[rain quartz]

Aw na he used the goth za

[hoary plaza]

Ayo?

[thorny marsh]

Idk what is worse, those lightning orbs or the will-o-wisps of dnd that are shown in the picture

[cerulean gorge]

lmfaooooo

mad fax

[subtle cypress]

what is that from? i looked it up and i just see women

[rain quartz]

Chasm of the abyss

[velvet vault]

is that the gamecube logo?

[maiden brook]

No it’s your mom

[icy ginkgo]

Me making my own HP potion

[subtle cypress]

wondrous physick moment

[icy ginkgo]

I boosted my int making that drink

[rain quartz]

He's gonna get knowledge in all things after that

[icy ginkgo]

HE

[subtle cypress]

mohg lester 445

[rain quartz]

Yoo

Wyrm visits nyc

[long swallow]

n o

[somber bear]

Nooo get him outta there!

[rain quartz]

2 late g he's off 2 hot topic as we speak
Can't be recovered by then

[hoary plaza]

LMFAO

[little scaffold]

Got all the achievements in Elden ring this is a very cool thing

[subtle cypress]

cool thing

[rapid zephyr]

coolest thing

[calm crystal]

very cool

[cerulean mortar]

Congratulations, now do every other soulsborne

[little scaffold]

Well wish me luck

[wise star]

When Melina gives me a horse instead of a Honda accord

[gleaming delta]

Beast Clergyman the nanosecond you walk into his boss room:

Bro gives you 0 time

[rain quartz]

Maliketh def got a Chicago bulls hat tucked

[cerulean mortar]

good luck, looking forward to the update

[cerulean mortar]

Beast Clergyman harder than Maliketh the Black Blade frfr

[warm sandal]

80th attempt at brute forcing maleina be like:

[vital grove]

dam he got a chug chug

[gleaming delta]

You would be spamming night sorceries

[warm sandal]

No, Str/Dex all the way Hehehee bonk ||actually thanks I’ll respec to that later||

[gleaming delta]

She can’t dodge it lol

[gleaming tangle]

Thou knows what just throw me, as far and hard as you can

[crimson geyser]

Never get old

[hollow nacelle]

Bro threw ranni

[calm crystal]

💀

[fossil ledge]

Sauce?

[warm sandal]

Idk stole the vid from here

[uncut cove]

Five nights in liurnuia

[uncut cove]

… it’s just a black screen

[rain quartz]

Mrogt

[stoic tendon]

One way ticket to god himself

[warm sandal]

Flask of cerulean tears

[icy ginkgo]

I gotta keep it 💯

[rain quartz]

That flask Given u all the tear buffs

[languid peak]

😂

[shut shore]

Lore accurate rick

[pine garnet]

(It shoots tiny fire pots)

[dreamy junco]

Gideon"what is this thing tarnishd"

[vivid oar]

He then proceeds to completely abandon the idea of a Tarnished not being able to kill a god. With the gun in hand, Gideon feels like he can do kill anything

[granite mason]

Oh…

[vivid oar]

Now call 911, tell the receiver that you need help killing Malenia and the AI said to call them, and then sue the AI creators for giving misleading information

[jolly orbit]

Sauce?

[warm sandal]

Here

[gleaming delta]

Maliketh after some random funni naked man wielding the most ridiculous weapon in Elden history steals destined death from him and T-bags his ashes:

[sharp portal]

bruh sensitive people arent even playing hogwarts they all hate rowling for being a twitter user

[thorny marsh]

It will be really awkward when they meet again in Caelid

[cerulean mortar]

nah it’s time warping shenanigans Gurranq is clueless, you can still kill him for his ancient smithing stone tho

[pine falcon]

Well I think it’s fair to dislike someone for being racist, antisemetic, and transphobic

[sharp portal]

Is she like actually though what did she even do to make everyone hate her?

It’s not like Harry Potter is about any of that stuff so I don’t see why people are hating on it and the game

[pine falcon]

bank goblins in harry potter are pretty damn antisemetic. She's made plenty of transphobic statements about how trans women aren't real women and are just trying to get attention.

[tardy hill]

And these are only few of her advantages!

[obsidian cliff]

can't we just separate Harry Potter from the worst woman to own a Twitter account

I'm not even a fan of Potter but the people in charge of it now are far from what she stands for

[subtle cypress]

why he got the grave digger from fortnite

[sharp portal]

I keep hearing that goblin thing can you give me anything else

[quartz gate]

I don't like Rowling, but at least she can define the word "woman" lol

[obsidian cliff]

oh hey look here come the people who think transphobia will get them friends at the lunch table

[quartz gate]

Common sense gang

[sharp portal]

I’m not transphobic but I also wanna like things

[opal cargo]

BuT tHeRe iS nO eThIcAl CoNsUmPtIoN uNdEr CaPiTaLiSm

Liking wizard game = evil, aight I'm glad the world is so simple that i don't need to think any further

[opal cargo]

🤓

[pine falcon]

I mean it's true. I don't really care if someone likes the wizard game I'm just trying to explain why people don't like J.K. rowling.

[obsidian cliff]

Thanks, if that's the only response you can muster back

[opal cargo]

Yall are the reason "go outside and touch grass" is a meme

[opal cargo]

Just saw this, we can agree somewhat

I don't even like JK or her books, but the whole boycott just ended up being another repetition of the Streisand effect

[obsidian cliff]

Rowling has awful views but Potter is no longer in her control and there's no use harassing people who enjoy potter

[quartz gate]

Only harassing real women who want to succeed in sports is allowed

[obsidian cliff]

shut it you

[opal cargo]

Dangerously based 🤣😂

[pine falcon]

how about this:

1. J.K. rowling is an awful person. If you are personally against giving money through royalties, that's fine.
2. buying the game doesn't make you a worse person, since some bad company is getting your money either way

[opal cargo]

I dunno, it's easier to be a slacktivist and harrass people online, it's a hard choice

[sharp portal]

What’s the Streisand effect

[pine garnet]

Is it that one song, by Duck Sauce?

[opal cargo]

When you try to hide/tell people not to check something out, which makes people curious and end up checking said thing out more then the person originally wanted.

Also can be thought through the idea that "there is no such thing as bad publicity" or "all publicity is good publicity"

Aka, causing a stink around dumb transphobic wizard game caused said stinky wizard game to gain more popularity because those boycotting it were so insufferable that people were buying it out of spite and memes.

[sharp portal]

I don’t wanna spite people though the game just looks fun, I want to levitate kitty cats

[opal cargo]

Which would have been understandable and fine under normal circumstances

[sharp portal]

Yeah but like what if the game itself is totally fine and all the fuss is actually about stuff surrounding it

[opal cargo]

Then nothing, you bought a decent product that professionals put their heart and soul into just for your enjoyment.
There should be nothing else.

[main remnant]

why shoot tiny pewpews when you can shoot a giant space rock?

[opal cargo]

This is a valid argument

[sharp portal]

Yes

[main remnant]

or better yet a huge cosmic laser?

[sharp portal]

Yes but can you levitate a cat

[main remnant]

maybe with gravity magic

[fossil ledge]

How are they antisemetic???? It’s just a progression of the goblin trope

[pine falcon]

they strongly resemble middle age-Nazi era anti-Semitic Jewish caricatures

[fossil ledge]

As a jewish person I don’t see it

[quartz gate]

Caricatures aren't meant to be realistic, tbf

[pine falcon]

top - images from the 'protocals of the elder zion', bottom - goblins in harry potter

[opal cargo]

it says more what they think about Jewish people imo

[pine falcon]

I am as well

[opal cargo]

Consider: stereotypical fantasy goblin

[pine falcon]

have you considered that these fantasy depictions likely also have their roots in anti-Semitic depictions, given that the latter have been around for much longer?

[opal cargo]

No

[gleaming delta]

Everything is problematic

[opal cargo]

Because I'm not terminally online and seek to be offended at my own shadow.
Also because sometimes stereotypes can be funny

[pine falcon]

stereotypes are funny until they cause a genocide

[gleaming delta]

True, actually real with Hogwarts Legacy "controversy"

[opal cargo]

woo boy you sure totally blew that outta proportion

[quartz gate]

Little bit of a jump there

[pine falcon]

not really. That exact stereotype of jews being portrayed as greedy literally did

[gleaming delta]

Do you use Twitter or Tumblr? Just curious

[quartz gate]

Not to argue for the stereotype by any means, but it was much more than that

For the record, my savior came as a Jew, so don't accuse me of racism.

[gleaming delta]

He's my savior too, but I don't cry over media like south park that has Jesus wield guns or hell as a fun place, I realize it's fiction, that it's not real, and not to let everything upset me.

Everyone is so weak nowadays, mentally

[obsidian cliff]

your savior is a jew, so you can say anything you want about anyone without consequence?

[gleaming delta]

Well it depends on where you live, but in America, yes

[fossil ledge]

I don’t think that was their point

[gleaming delta]

I'm sure in China you can't go criticizing Mr.pooh bear

[pine falcon]

making fun of religious symbols is not even close to making fun of people from a religious group as a whole, especially one that has historically been treated quite badly

[quartz gate]

No, I just don't want my words spoken out of a non-racist mindset to somehow be perceived as racist by those who find excuses to call everything racist.

[gleaming delta]

If it isn't hurting anybody, then no. It's when it comes offline when it's bad (lmk if this isn't allowed, I'll remove it if so)

If it's just a joke and not a legitimate threat, then there's no issue

[pine falcon]

lmfao

[opal cargo]

omg he's literally me

[pine falcon]

plin plin plon

[sharp portal]

Problematic is honestly an ugly sounding word, it’s like what some evil corporation in the dark future would call the rebel fighter trying to save the world

[cerulean mortar]

Tbf there are no actual Jewish characters except for a “secret” one she added later after being criticized literally named Adam Goldstein, which when taken with one of her only black characters being named Kingsley Shacklebolt and there only trans character being named Sirona Ryan and being played by a cis man I don’t think she should be given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to proper minority group representation, also she’s Bri*ish

[opal cargo]

Ngl I don't get the thing with Kingsley, also he was a bamf

[cerulean mortar]

like her biggest boon as an author in her own eyes is how she names characters, e.g. hairy Harry, Weasley Weasleys, haggard Hagrid, looney Luna, etc. (she’s said this herself in interviews) so when all those things are put together it’s easy to see why so many people think that given what she says on Twitter

the thing with Kingsley is “Shackle”bolt in reference to slavery, and saying just stereotype black coded lines in the movies at her request like when Dumbledore disappeared

honestly on their own I don’t think any one of these are all that bad and could be excused as accidental but all taken together I think it shows a pattern of her behavior and attitude towards most minorities

[dreamy wadi]

I still don't know why people are so up and arms about Sirona. It's not like men haven't voice acted women before, or vice versa.

But honestly the most hilarious thing people get upset about to me is the fact that the character has sir in its name or that its last name is "Masculine"

Like...Really?

[cerulean mortar]

that’s the thing tho, her “best talent” as a writer is naming people after their characteristics, so when she as a TERF names a character Sirona (the suffix of which means woman making the name meaning literally sir woman played by a cis man) it comes off as in very poor taste, if it truly was in good faith or accidental they wouldn’t’ve cast someone that way when they knew it was a charged subject considering Rowling’s stance on it

[dreamy wadi]

Sirona is the name of a goddess though

[cerulean mortar]

with all that being said anyone who says buying the game makes you a transphobe are stupid, also true but given her history it’s doubtful that was the reasoning imo

I may hate Chris Pratt but I’m still seeing the Mario movie

[dreamy wadi]

Honestly I get the people who get it just to piss those people off

The people who say the game makes you transphobic spread more hate than the supposed hate they speak against

[cerulean mortar]

agreed

[gleaming delta]

Sirona is trans that’s why and they act like it’s offensive

And the devs were just trying to gesture to the fact that Harry Potter is inclusive and not full of bigotry

[quartz gate]

TERF: a feminist who knows what a woman is

[gleaming delta]

Agreed

[dreamy wadi]

based

[cerulean mortar]

whatever you say bruh

[gleaming delta]

This group of people (not naming so I don't trigger anybody) do all of the work for their haters, they make themselves look bad

[gleaming delta]

If everything is an issue to you/your group, then everyone is going to have an issue with you. That's why nothing should be limited to criticism/jokes (aka south park for instance) because everybody lives in the same world, we all have opinions, and the less fighting and more jokes we have despite our disagreements, the less actual harm comes from either side of the argument

[cerulean mortar]

almost everybody defends South Park until it parodies them, it’s really sad tbh, if you can’t take it don’t dish it :/

[sharp portal]

It’s kinda crazy this server, the main server I’m on and vaatis server both lean heavily in opposite directions when it comes to stuff like this but y’all are straight up co-existing while having different opinions at the same time

[fossil ledge]

Isn’t that the real world though?

[cerulean mortar]

I mean it is about ER tbf, not everything is about politics and imo political beliefs shouldn’t lessen anyone’s opinion of anyone else even if they disagree

[sharp portal]

Yeah but this is the internet

[sharp portal]

^

[dusty yew]

elden ring players trying not to debate whether or not trans people are acceptable in the memes channel on a near daily basis (impossible)

[sharp portal]

Is Gideon ofnir trans?

[remote locust]

why is there transphobia in the memes channel again

[sharp portal]

Because it’s easy and it does a lotta damage

[cerulean mortar]

Peak reference

[sharp portal]

happy souls is so good

[wicked shuttle]

Easily ignorable sadly

[cerulean mortar]

but muh trans icon Marika of the Golden Order (not at all a trans coded character)

[crimson geyser]

🤨

[gleaming delta]

I do not know

[crimson geyser]

Chile anyway

[wooden cloud]

Yknow why rowling couldn't direct the Harry Potter movies or game? Because she can't do transition scenes

[opal cargo]

💀

[cerulean mortar]

funniest Rowling joke I’ve heard in a while ngl

[gleaming delta]

Forced to play overwatch on arabic servers and every username i see is mohammed and some numbers its wild

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[hexed niche]

Me when the group pw rune buff falls off right before I kill the caelid dragon.

[sharp wharf]

lol

[hexed niche]

Das like easily 5k runes

[sharp wharf]

me forgetting to dodge for the 4 millionth time

[half egret]

play for win builds in colosseum are absolute trash

[viscid acorn]

Sekiro ong peak

[tough scroll]

It's trash

[wooden cloud]

Bloodborne still better

[tough scroll]

Ye

[fossil ledge]

Sekiro requires too much learning

[rain quartz]

💯

[fossil ledge]

If I wanted to waste hours of my time learning how to do the same thing over and over I’d just play a fighting game

[dreamy junco]

Blood born or sekiro(plus there both exelent you're just trash)

[rain quartz]

💯

Theft over 1000, eazily

[rain quartz]

Strawby

[gleaming delta]

nah german fight still better

[rain quartz]

🙏

[desert rover]

What is going on in here?

[gleaming delta]

fun

[desert rover]

Morgot and his curved blade

Lmao

[subtle cypress]

the magma wyrm rides at dawn

[left wedge]

was this even possible (ignore the small window i was watching a video)

[desert rover]

Bro got the ornestein and smough as dragons

[subtle cypress]

oh right i have to fight them, are they mid game? i’m still on bell gargoyles

[subtle cypress]

really starting to get sick of these guys, i lose to 2nd phase when the other one joins in, i dont have enough health and damage

20 vitality and 12 strength, i’m using morning star +1

[thorn frost]

• i dont have enough health and damage * there is your answer

+1 weapon is lackluster even in end of an starting area

siofra river recommended weapon is +8 or more

also vitality should be 30-40

siofra aqueduct is recommended even better weapon, +15-+20

[subtle cypress]

i don’t know where to get souls easily

[subtle cypress]

oh i’m talking about dark souls not elden ring

[desert rover]

Are you early game?

[desert rover]

They are mid-late game. Hard af boss fight.

[subtle cypress]

wait undead parish? are we talking about the same fight

[desert rover]

Are you in Anor londo?

[subtle cypress]

oh crap never mind i got confused yeah forgot i mentioned orstein and smough

[desert rover]

Lets go in dms, ill help you

[subtle cypress]

nope

[desert rover]

Is it your first time playing dark souls?

[subtle cypress]

yeah, got the game because i enjoyed elden ring and wanted to try the others

[desert rover]

We can talk in private, ill help you. I have been helping a lot of people how to play ds 1 and elden ring

[subtle cypress]

sure thing

[lunar jewel]

100%

[wheat acorn]

Malenia is the GIRL of my DREAMS. I have been playing this game for almost a month and every time I close my eyes, all I hear is her voice in my head. I have been stuck fighting her for at least 3 weeks. I have not progressed through the game, nor have I made a new character. Everyday, I wake up just to fight her. I have a +18 uchigatana and a turtle shield. In all honesty, this is by far the most interaction I have had with a woman, and I never ever want to leave.

[rain quartz]

Ayo

Kinda based but ayo at the same time

[raven mural]

When you first fight her, I don't even last 10 seconds, because she starts so close to you

[strong hill]

My favourite user on this server

[crimson geyser]

🤨

[raven mural]

My favorite fan

[left wedge]

i have to kill her again..

[cerulean mortar]

Incredibly based W

[hollow nacelle]

In what way

[calm crystal]

😳

[hasty fiber]

"Harry, what is in that little jar you are holding?" Ron whimpered.
Harry, after returning from his trip to Raya Lucaria, with orange eyes, holding an Academy Magic Pot, ready to yeet it at Ron: "Magic!"

[stoic tendon]

[viscid acorn]

Lol so does almost every other fromsoftware game

And plus sekiro's design just flows

[crimson geyser]

[rain quartz]

What the goth za does to a mf

[uncut cove]

♻️

[rain quartz]

I'm outta magam wrym ideas alr

[safe tapir]

I am very afraid

[long swallow]

Blaidd so destory lonely

[wanton falcon]

Foul

[uncut cove]

Fair

[rain quartz]

💯

[uncut cove]

Put him next to gwynuvere lol

[rain quartz]

This is wat we're rockin w

[safe tapir]

Man

[crimson geyser]

[gleaming delta]

My honest reaction to this mind boggling information

[rain quartz]

💯

[uncut cove]

Now do the meme template with the 4 dudes but make them the abyss watchers

[rain quartz]

Like the 4 black dudes an the couch

[uncut cove]

Ye

[rain quartz]

Bet

[river vessel]

Why do you gotta expose me like that???

[rain quartz]

Idk chief it ain't lookin 2 gud but close enuff

[wide raptor]

I’m on NG+10 and I can beat him first try

[unique sequoia]

doesn’t get any harder than ng+ 7

[wide raptor]

Ye but still, it’s the principle

[glad flint]

OK then...

[sharp portal]

Legalize nuclear bombs

[cerulean mortar]

Just use Blasphemous Claw lmao, he’s the easiest late game boss when you’re that high in NG+ cycles bruh

[subtle cypress]

new response just dropped

[subtle cypress]

OH NO

[rain quartz]

The 1 b4 that 1 tho

[subtle cypress]

he has ascended into a higher plane of reality

[rain quartz]

Even higher so he got da head x3

[subtle cypress]

[dreamy junco]

Then does dark souls 1 no hit run world record

[gleaming delta]

My genuine reaction to that arguably zesty information

I have all 3 versions of the Robert Pattinson meme. Normal, Slowed Down, & Exaggerated, that was exaggerated

[rain quartz]

💯

[wooden cloud]

That's why I don't really count my first fight with her because she fr just like instantly kills you so even if I technically beat her on 2nd attempt I like to say first:)

[desert rover]

Bruh not the apiss watchers

[rain quartz]

The sht abyss watchers

[desert rover]

If you piss into the abyss. The abyss pisses back.

[half egret]

update on millicent build
did anyone else know that the heavy shamshir attack has a feint?

[graceful hemlock]

She rlly wanted that kick 💀

[somber bear]

Hot

[rain quartz]

The wrm or the lass

[subtle pine]

skill issue

[somber bear]

The lass duh

[graceful hemlock]

Ong

[rain quartz]

Real

[subtle cypress]

vigor check

[subtle cypress]

wyrm using his ancient powers to exit the fog door

[rain quartz]

Wrm ducking the ginger

[steep ocean]

ONG

[safe tapir]

true

[cerulean mortar]

she conditioned you with that one bro

made you think she was gonna kick again and read you like a book frfr

[cerulean mortar]

wait just a minute

[warm mesa]

don’t see what’s wrong with that smh smh

[cerulean mortar]

yeah you’re right smh my head my head

[somber bear]

I do

[warm mesa]

how? Nothings wrong with it shaking my smh head my shaking

[somber bear]

Y’know what’s wrong with it? Maliketh is right there

[lyric osprey]

Pp

[uncut cove]

Ah it’s great

[ionic fox]

Ahh… Elden Ring

[rain quartz]

💯 💯

[pine falcon]

I believe this is on every thrusting/curved sword

[subtle cypress]

i offer you an accord

[pine garnet]

"Meldna, I htink Mohg is under there"
"Under where?"
"Bazelden"

[gleaming delta]

Bloody amazing

[gritty mural]

Young Sheldon ring when

[fossil ledge]

There is no differentiation between those two statements

[deep aspen]

I don't like bladee at all

[gritty mural]

Lmao

[obtuse island]

was messing around with chap gpt, got these bangers

[glad ocean]

whos gonna tell him?

[remote locust]

blaidd is indeed hot

[calm star]

Somehow I think the war counselor gave lady ranni her hand in marriage to me after giving her a gift from nokron and her gifting me something back. Crap, was that the ceremony itself? Trapped

[azure tide]

Are you allowed to post YouTube videos here?

[patent junco]

I think Media and links is the place for those

[hushed magnet]

Blaidd is alright, malekith has me acting wild tho

[subtle cypress]

god alexander’s voice lines are so weird out of context

[rose folio]

Give me a nice smack from behind

[rain quartz]

His lines in the lava sound a lil sus

[subtle cypress]

i want you to make me nice and slippery

[rain quartz]

Gimme a gud smack on the backside w something nice and big

[thorny marsh]

What are you doing step-tarnished?

[subtle cypress]

Oh, that’s the ticket❗️

[thorny marsh]

Kid named that:

[subtle cypress]

kid named the:

[bitter prism]

[indigo nimbus]

Smartest INT main

[crimson geyser]

Patches telling us that Caleid is just California

[gusty bear]

Or Florida apparently

More ranni is always best

[crimson geyser]

I believe author likes ranni, this is the 3rd time she appears

[gusty bear]

The author is doing gods work with the girls

[crimson geyser]

Elden fun at its finest

[gusty bear]

Aseo run of Elden ring

[crimson geyser]

What I like about is how accurate the hard swap is

That and roderica, this author killing it

[gusty bear]

It’s really entertaining and gives you fanservice you wouldn’t normally see in the game like Godrick fallen before Malenia

[dreamy wadi]

*Godfrey’s work

[gusty bear]

The outer gods**** @dreamy wadi

[dreamy wadi]

Fair

[indigo nimbus]

Seems about right

[rain quartz]

Bro got the infinity stones in right hand 1

[crimson geyser]

Wait...huh?

[gusty bear]

There’s a panel where godrick is defeated before malenia

[high valve]

guys queue 6 combatants limgrave colloseum united combat

[crimson geyser]

I have to re read it, no way I missed it

[gusty bear]

It’s during the grafting tournament

He’s like “I’ve felt shame before so I won’t lose this time”

[gritty mural]

Hahaha look at this idiot

[thorny marsh]

he committed sudoku for the awful display

[crimson geyser]

Pretty fitting for a simp

[gritty mural]

The thinking man’s play: use seppuku at low health so you die. Now you don’t have to fight anymore!

[dreamy wadi]

Deny your enemy the satisfaction of killing you

Which is ironically the point of Seppuku

[crimson geyser]

Oh wow

[deep aspen]

I suppose that's why it's called seppuku

[gritty mural]

Yeah lol

[hasty fiber]

God damn Melina is actually quite tall

[weary trellis]

she got that from the tree

[hasty fiber]

She also looks really cute without the cloak

[weary trellis]

she got that from Marika

[stoic tendon]

god bless uhhhh marika

[crude yoke]

Least physically imposing 5’11 woman

[hasty fiber]

Brilliant

[gleaming delta]

Wait a minute

[trail perch]

Where you found those pic pls?

[rain quartz]

One on the left cost 5 elixr

[subtle cypress]

8

[rain quartz]

Hydr

[turbid trail]

Who’s the author of this?

[weary trellis]

the difference is due to measuring the Tarnished with the size of their foot and then measuring Malenia with the size of her foot

[lapis flame]

There more

[waxen stone]

I thought the bosses in this game were scary, until I summoned some peeps on my second run through. You all terrify me

[subtle cypress]

2k damage with no spell buffs go brr

[sinful vortex]

Me using the basic longsword throughout my entire play through of DS2

[cerulean mortar]

little does he know the basic Longsword is a very viable build for the entirety of DS2

[thorny marsh]

Getting a longsword in ds2 after starting with the warrior class and broken sword felt rewarding

[agile stirrup]

elden ring

[honest galleon]

That thing brings back unwanted memories

[restive thunder]

Maiden acquired bois

[cerulean mortar]

“she’s dead”

[restive thunder]

f

[cerulean mortar]

too many caps mods are cringe it’s not your fault

[sacred dove]

She's alive to me!! also big L for cringe bot

[cerulean mortar]

for some that reason that defense didn’t hold during my necrophiliac trial

[uncut cove]

[coral hemlock]

Whats this birdy doin in caelid

[rapid zephyr]

Kill it

[uncut cove]

The bird or the arcane abooser

[rapid zephyr]

The bird, they can have another chance by rebirthing

[wheat acorn]

me on the right

I read no guides, just doing my own thing

[zenith axle]

Meteors, Kamehamehas, Skulls, Thops Barrier and Law of freaking Regression:

[zenith axle]

Also fixed Faith for you

[fossil barn]

Melina is tall

the lakers need a center

[uncut cove]

Get malenia, even taller

[dreamy wadi]

Get the mother albinauric, even more taller

[uncut cove]

Just get radahn to snap the other teams spines

[gritty mural]

Cope harder

[spare blade]

get the elden beast hes the tallest

[zenith axle]

An xbox player tells me to cope oh no

[gritty mural]

I was joking lol dw

[dreamy wadi]

Anyone who tells you to cope unironically is secretly coping themselves

[zenith axle]

Quick I need to find a 60 fps gameplay to scare them off

[pine garnet]

The dumbest part is that a standard weapon attuned to sacred normally does more damage than the cipher pata

[zenith axle]

In PVE yes, because holy damage sucks in PVE
In PVP both Cipher Pata and Coded swords are strong as hell

[pine garnet]

Not to me, I'm built different

[zenith axle]

No you're not

[pine garnet]

Haligdrake talisman +2

[zenith axle]

Ah yes, 6% reduction to elemental attacks in pvp, real big difference

[eager hornet]

Based

[floral trench]

Careful who you say that to, he is Rick soldier of God after all.

[wooden cloud]

No no get ancient dragon gransax

Biggest of all the soulsborne 💪

[zenith axle]

Easiest boss of my life, I had more trouble with Covetous Demon

[gleaming delta]

@vivid sonnet

[long swallow]

it does really not

[plucky fjord]

Eh hes right the behelit has a better jawline

[dreamy wadi]

What jawline

[plucky fjord]

Exactly

[novel fulcrum]

[plucky fjord]

Kek

[rich scaffold]

Thank you elden ring

[hearty hawk]

crucible knights are lowkey my favorite enemy to fight.. both sword and spear variation.. i wouldn't recommend running from them lol

[warm mesa]

homie was just tryna help you get over

[gleaming tangle]

That has to be the single worst piercing I have ever seen

[gritty mural]

Valid, but also, how

[robust spoke]

Anybody wanna pvp on the 3rd I cant play till then, lvl 50 or under is preferred (PC)

[plucky fjord]

"You gotta grab hold of the sword that is your soul and fight, brother! Thats how we men survive in this world!"

[gritty mural]

What

[plucky fjord]

Just fight him

Also doesn't get the gurren lagann joke cringe

[gritty mortar]

this is the best spotify mix ever

[rain quartz]

Mohgs is sorta gud but it not the same knowing what he did

[gritty mural]

Fortissax goes so hard omg

Legitimately the best track of the entire game except maybe rennala

[subtle cypress]

godskin, godfrey physical, radagon and fortissax go hard

[subtle cypress]

1. why does she want to be a cat
2. why would you pierce your teeth
3. where would she even put the cat collar

[timber pendant]

[timber pendant]

Kalameet solos

[timber pendant]

That’s because SoG has 384 health

[timber pendant]

That’s why they call seppuku an act of suicide🤷‍♂️

[gleaming delta]

I can answer all of those questions but they're all nsfw

[subtle cypress]

oh god, even the teeth one?

[gleaming delta]

Especially the teeth one

[wooden cloud]

Why the teeth one?? Unless dude got serious width doubt it'll touch

[rain quartz]

Piercing teeth wait wat

[wooden cloud]

It's not actually the teeth just the gums

But still kinda impractical like the tongue ones
Mouth piercings often get accidentally ripped out

[rain quartz]

That or I heard in like sauna or sum the metal ones heat up and hurt bigtime

[earnest raptor]

How being a wretch feel like

[foggy folio]

best skill check

[dreamy wadi]

Crucible knights are really annoying to fight if you don’t know their moveset, but they look awesome

[pastel pawn]

Honestly whenever I fight CK as a melee it is just both of us slugging at each other. Only one lives to tell the tale.

Like this

[gusty bear]

Honestly that one fight with the tail whip knight is fun, I kept getting absolutely rekt by the second tail swing

[wintry swallow]

I can handle A crucible knight but the boss fight to fight 2 makes all my nerves combust

[hearty hawk]

you can parry all attacks, except the sheild bash and the wing dive attack, and the tail whip lol

you know whats also a good skill check.. fighting tree sentinels for fun, especially the draconic variant

[pastel pawn]

Draconic Sentinel does nothing but shooting Fireball

[hearty hawk]

only if you play like a wizard and throw spells at him

[wintry swallow]

Draconic sentinel is a fun boss fight

[raven mural]

Me watching Draconic just stand in front of a Comet Azur until it dies

[strong hill]

My favourite user

[frank halo]

Draconic sentinel when it starts to smell bad (maybe there’s someone behind him using a spell)

[hearty hawk]

ya I have to admit, From Software didn't think about people stacking spells to one shot boss's in that game lol. couldn't imagine spending days or weeks making a move set with counters and etc on a boss, just to get Kamehameha to oblivion

[dreamy wadi]

Or they did, and it’s part of the whole “one difficulty” mindset

You want the game harder? Don’t use it. I think that might be the idea

[hearty hawk]

well.... there goes my thought then

[raven mural]

They really can't accommodate much on bosses, since there's just too many builds lol

[hearty hawk]

it does makes sense tho.. it explains why boss's act completely diff when you use other variant's to fight him/her

[plucky fjord]

I love radamarigonika

[dreamy wadi]

Little bro better chill tf out

[gleaming delta]

Thank you

[river vessel]

So...assuming I hypothetically, totally not on purpose, plunged the entire world into chaos because I was trying to save Melina and definately not on purpose became the Lord of Frenzied Flame, do yall think she'll forgive me if I get her flowers?

[rain quartz]

Get her an accord
Ez

[river vessel]

An entire car?

[rain quartz]

Na j the badge that says accord

[river vessel]

LMAO

[rain quartz]

Will wrk def won't chuck a rune bear in ur direction

[river vessel]

I mean I did dump her for Hyetta, but then that girl also set herself on fire. What is it with these women in the Lands Between?

[rain quartz]

Maidens b crazy

[river vessel]

I'm honestly more scared of the Rune Bear than I am of Malekith

[rain quartz]

That's j her plan on killing frenzied flame the Roman emperor treatment but it's like 7 bears w daggers

[river vessel]

Maybe I should give that Ranni girl a go? She seemed nice enough, if not a little nerdy? But I like reading books too! At least when I don't accidentally burn them all...

[rain quartz]

She could wield 4 swords 2 wich is dope

[subtle cypress]

why all the girls in the lands between like this

[river vessel]

You know...I'm starting to think that taking the advice of a homeless guy inhabiting the body of my dead budy Yura, known as the Most Reviled Man Ever, and whose talisman has a negative effect if you equip it may have been a bad idea.

[rain quartz]

I love the memes ab Shabriri woe and daedicar woe tbh

[river vessel]

At least Malenia knows what she wants. A guy who can kick her ass so bad, he manages to de-flower her. I respect that, ngl.

[subtle cypress]

yes but she’s infected with rot, i’m not going near her

[rain quartz]

Tis but a scratch

[river vessel]

Why can you not give her the Gold Needle? Why can't you save this poor woman from her suffering? Why can't you give her the Needle, Miyazaki???

[river vessel]

A scratch? Your arm's off!

[rain quartz]

Dlc where u give malenia the needle (possibly another needle also)

[river vessel]

Dlc where you get Ending 7 with Malenia and Miquella at the Elden Throne. Dlc where you and Malenia 2 vs 1 Mohg. I accept no less.

[rain quartz]

Mohg ab to do the nasty w miquela egg but it's a fake egg

[river vessel]

Now where was I? Oh yeah, being Maidenless again! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

[river vessel]

Someone call the Feds before I leak Mohg's adress to Malenia

[rain quartz]

I wonder if malenia even knows mohg exists at all
Cuz it'd be a wrap I think if she did

[quartz helm]

Anyone wanna help with giant at foot of the forge?

[river vessel]

Some say she could feel her brother and that's why she went to Caelid. Cuz she didn't know Miqulla was actually underground

[rain quartz]

Nuked radahns whole region and lineage but he was j a victim

[river vessel]

Poor man. Just trying to have fun with Leonard and all of a sudden she drops a Tactical Nuke on his back

[subtle cypress]

why did malenia even fight radahn?

[rain quartz]

I'm reckoning she thought he had him but it was really lester445

[subtle cypress]

instead of fighting malenia i want to give her a cup of coffee and tell her where miquella is

[rain quartz]

Knowing her she'd go batman from that dark knight scene in the interrogation room

[subtle cypress]

what is with these president voice recordings recently, i’ve seen so many, like for minecraft, geometry dash, fortnite, cod

how do you make these?

[sharp portal]

AI thingy

[rain quartz]

Sent a biden weed 1 but it got taken down big sad

[lapis flame]

Got any more invader memes?

[somber bear]

You can

[rain quartz]

I mean yea when she's closed casket

[earnest raptor]

Boc lore

[earnest raptor]

Its freshly new

[rain quartz]

He must parry the heat seeking wrm

[desert rover]

What are this shposts?

[rain quartz]

Magam wrm

[earnest raptor]

I'm so glad you guys improve the lore of boc, good job

[rain quartz]

Him and the wrm shall fight as it was foretold

[earnest raptor]

Might I see evolution of my creation

[rain quartz]

He been summoned for a abomination of old

[earnest raptor]

There a savior

[rain quartz]

Katana red head vs wrm w launcher a fair match if I see 1

[earnest raptor]

Just dodgeroll

[rain quartz]

Wrms 2 fat for all dat

[zenith axle]

#elden-fun failing miserably at being funny once again

[stoic tendon]

guy blasphemer

[sharp portal]

Kill him when he gets you to join his stupid cult so you can get the flower mace

You should always kill people to get the things you want

[subtle pine]

Ah, clearly a comedy expert here

[sick tinsel]

You should join the One Punch Man server and say "hey guys where's the bento"

[gleaming tangle]

About that...

[remote locust]

he doesnt even insult us lmao

[lapis flame]

That’s true, he’s just stating the fact

[steep ocean]

Man

[cerulean mortar]

he’s right tho the wyrm “memes” aren’t even remotely funny

like I’m starting to understand the people who hated all the chadahn reposts

they aren’t even of magma wyrm either

[rain quartz]

Dog is holding me hostage

[long swallow]

Cool, i hope he make you eat dog food

[rain quartz]

Na I been pettin bro for like 2 hrs an he gettin pissed everytime I give up

[lament dirge]

he sold his swords for another shield

[cerulean mortar]

sold

[brittle rivet]

He sells swords actually that's why he's always out

[spare blade]

who is that chick in the green

[spark moth]

Professor Garlick

[spare blade]

ah gotcha

[remote knoll]

Fun

[arctic laurel]

some guy that i summoned to help me fight radagon is inviting me to something weird

[subtle cypress]

maidenless behaviour

[arctic laurel]

im kinda creeped out

[vital grove]

it’s a hack

i’ve had a person i’ve help get hacked by the same discord server 3 times on 2 different occasions (the second time was a different server)

[vital grove]

also may i ask what boss you summoned him for

[subtle cypress]

read the sentence again

[arctic laurel]

oh ok

[vital grove]

rad

[wooden cloud]

Real identity of sigmas exposed: Facebook karens

[smoky shuttle]

Mohg being a bro on c.AI

[gleaming delta]

so thats what its for???

surely this cant be allowed?