elden-fun

[uncut cove]

Now I low key want to see frank horrigan 1v1 malenia

[somber bear]

Thicc on the outside, skinny on the inside

[ornate marten]

That’s the Grimm Reaper, start running bro.

[brave elbow]

Oh no. The reaper fears her. Took me 50 stupid tries to win

[sharp portal]

Morbius

[steady linden]

sugma ligma

[gleaming delta]

BASED

[thorny marsh]

Styling on the dripless Corhyn

[supple oak]

i think it was meridia or somethin, idk i don’t play elder scrolls online

[cerulean mortar]

Malenia is bugged like that needing to be hit after killing her first phase with a riposte because of how her phase transition works iirc

[late warren]

oooh thanks jake i didnt know that

[void python]

I wanted to post this in community help but I couldn't post it there so here is how you dodge malenias waterfowl

[vital grove]

idk how to explain the normal way but the easy other way is just blood hound step

[void python]

@vital grove exactly I didn't know how to explain it so the best way is to show you

[vital grove]

yea

[somber bear]

So 3 light rolls backwards is good enough to get out of range of the first flurry? Noted

[void python]

Yea basically

[gleaming delta]

in phase one she always has WAY more forward momentum

[somber bear]

Never knew there were differences between the two waterfowls besides visuals

[void python]

@somber bear but for the first flurry just dodge back until she stops for the second 1 dodge back once and for her 3rd one dodge through her as she lunges at you

[somber bear]

I’ve always been trying the circle method but it’s been inconsistent to say the least

Literally if I learn how to dodge waterfowl consistently I can easily beat her at lvl 1, it’s the final hurdle

[void python]

Oh also the further you are from her the more forward momentum she has

[somber bear]

I see, so you intentionally stay close to keep the momentum low, then roll away

[void python]

No I just roll back as soon as I see her do it but she doesn't go as far becouse I'm closer making it easier

[somber bear]

Alright I’ll try that out

[void python]

I'm always right on her so she doesn't go that far on her 1st

[cerulean mortar]

there’s a consistent way to dodge waterfowl some speedrunners have found like going left a few steps to mess up her tracking with waterfowl but it’s difficult to explain without a visual, you can just look it up and see for yourself though

[gleaming delta]

so her momentum is different depending on player positioning. and yes ive seen lmsh use her right flank to cause the first flury to go comically off normal tracking

[void python]

@gleaming delta yes

[gleaming delta]

i have a character just for fighting her. want to come show me how you do?

[somber bear]

You circle around her toes right?

[gleaming delta]

pretty much

she seems to have a hitbox under her when she charges the attack and he stood right against it

[somber bear]

Thanks for confirmation. I’ve been trying that but the execution messes with me

[tawny oar]

Elden-Flex

[velvet vault]

You can also just run and jump the first one

[somber bear]

Yeah that works too

[gleaming delta]

hold block to cancel jump recovery

[rare acorn]

Found on don’t starve server

[velvet vault]

I mean this server hasnt been nearly as bad as the dark souls one

[zenith axle]

Carian slicer

[livid breach]

Just had this happen to me 😂

[gleaming delta]

hmm

[primal meadow]

I dont know if this was posted here before but still

[sharp portal]

he ate you!

[livid breach]

He tried

[graceful wagon]

Honestly surprised you didnt die to fall dmg

[strong hill]

Suzan schwarzenegger

[void python]

@strong hill 🤣🤣🤣

[full basin]

Elden ring:

[supple oak]

damn

[void python]

I play on console so I don't get it

[supple oak]

equivalent to your fractured controller

[void python]

@supple oak thanks

[supple oak]

ok

[sharp barn]

What zero estus does to mfer

[full basin]

i just noticed the only key left on is L🗿

[hasty obsidian]

Watch your mouth

[late warren]

villager news is the only reliable source ever

[vital grove]

daddy issues?

[wintry minnow]

damn bro you gotta chill

someone got REAL mad and left these in my steam profile

[whole pecan]

Some people playing games like their life depends on it

[acoustic phoenix]

Life ain't no Bintendo game

[gleaming delta]

bing chilling's brother, lao gan ma

[halcyon moss]

Doesn't matter how badly your cheeks got clapped in the game, when someone is salty enough to insult you online, you win

[wintry minnow]

on god

[void python]

@gleaming delta 😂😂

[gleaming delta]

yes

[raven mural]

I thought this was a Call of Duty only type of thing

[wintry minnow]

nah bro this is a fromsoft game we're talking about. Just about every negative trait a community can have we have

[raven mural]

I see
Good thing I'm a solo player

[wintry minnow]

he turned into a boomer from L4D

[gleaming delta]

how do i find the steam profil e from players i fought profile i want to do the same

[wintry minnow]

not sure

[sharp portal]

I greatly dislike macaroni

[graceful wagon]

good, more for me

[slender mountain]

Stop, is this a real?

[remote locust]

lmao

[thorny marsh]

str/fth chad

[crude quest]

I hope

[cerulean mortar]

”Stop, is this a real?”
Literally says rumor as the first word in the tweet

[supple oak]

is this a real?

[slender mountain]

Is this a real?

[sick tinsel]

Rumor: my abs are oiled up

[supple oak]

is this a real

[sick tinsel]

no

[dreamy wadi]

To be fair, they’re both friends with giant snek

[uncut cove]

They’ll do anything but give ds1 a proper remake, or fix the bed of chaos

[plucky fjord]

Hey where is mohgs shackle?

[supple oak]

not mohgin time

[sharp portal]

Ds2 remake would be cool they could turn it into elden ring but dark souls

[supple oak]

what

[strong hill]

In the sewer at the bottom where the lobsters are

[gleaming delta]

Oh no

[uncut sparrow]

sus af bro

[plucky fjord]

In the capital?

[strong hill]

Yeh

[ornate marten]

If it is real I’m getting a other shot on getting all achievements in all the ds franchise, I’m only missing some miracles that are only gained at ng+3

[silent pecan]

Not bugged, it's on purpose. Malenia has a bug where she starts phase 2 with significantly less health if you finish phase 1 with a riposte, so fromsoft went with the dumbest and simplest solution: you can't kill her with a riposte

[wooden cloud]

Why is there a sweater weather after dark edit for the trolly problem lmao

Okay but
Pretti lady
Morals go out the window

I don't think ranni is actually that bad compared to everyone else in the game
Marika is a bigger ahole and frenzied flame is literally burning the whole world

Marika triggered the whole game by shattering the elden ring which thus brought war between all the demigods and caused so much murder and destruction

And this is probably more fia simps or malenia simps
Fia makes more sense but malenia simps would look like that getting all that scarlet rotussy

[cerulean mortar]

ah makes sense, sounds like Fromsoft tbh lmao

[gleaming delta]

I'd hit that fr fr

[median coral]

Skinny, acne ridden teens. Check out.

[merry mural]

there is the theory that marika planned it all with the night of black knives to leave a grace given scrub like us to decide

[wooden cloud]

Intriguing

[somber bear]

I don’t see scarlet rot as a bad thing

[wooden cloud]

How
You're literally rotting and losing your mind

[somber bear]

🤤 oooooH

[wooden cloud]

Nvm clearly you've already lost your mind

[gleaming delta]

Well he did ask earlier for more art of corpses so....yeah

[thorny marsh]

what is the name of the site/app?

[normal pivot]

wait so its real?

[supple oak]

literally real dude

[jade sundial]

#elden-fashion

[supple oak]

lmao

[gleaming delta]

genshin

[worldly otter]

Where do I find this app

Bruh

[jade sundial]

h5.tu.qq.com/web/ai-2d/cartoon/index

[worldly otter]

Thanks

[thorny marsh]

pls I need to know the name

[supple oak]

the

[jade sundial]

h5.tu.qq.com/web/ai-2d/cartoon/index

[thorny marsh]

the name of this app or site, idk anymore

[supple oak]

literally link was posted 2 times

[thorny marsh]

wha idk you could send links in here

[jade sundial]

h5.tu.qq.com/web/ai-2d/cartoon/index

[thorny marsh]

thanks thought

but couldn't you just say different dimension me?

[supple oak]

no

[thorny marsh]

ok, fair nough

[supple oak]

william shakespeare

[cerulean mortar]

Gregory Are Are Martini

[supple oak]

what the wtf

[vast rivet]

It hurts

[raven mural]

Okay what is this meme I'm seeing? I've seen it on other servers

[cerulean mortar]

it’s a site that turns images into anime versions

[quartz geyser]

But why who would make this

[cerulean mortar]

why not

[vast fern]

Or freeze pots

[strong hill]

Immortal he return to me

[supple oak]

how he sleeps knowing

[plucky fjord]

To bad he didn't know hed get his ass beat

[wooden cloud]

How he sleeps knowing he will get beaten before he even finished his monologue

[supple oak]

how i continue to monologue while having 6 feet of solid metal being railed straight through my chest

(minor injury)

[north scaffold]

I will give him credit for monologuing while being absolutely destroyed

[ornate marten]

Lucid dreaming

[supple oak]

how he knows sleeping

[ornate marten]

Oke try to understand, he is aware while sleeping, so ja he knows.

[supple oak]

yes

[remote locust]

[rose apex]

🤨

[tawny oar]

Down bad name @rose apex

[rose apex]

My name is just fax

[tawny oar]

You need divine punishment 🤣

I insta almost instakilled her yesterday shes just bad ngl

[somber bear]

Malenia; “same”

[rose apex]

🤝

[tawny oar]

Down bad

[sharp lava]

Me after clearing my game backlog

[weary trellis]

excuse me but which game would come before Demon Souls?
im looking for it

[remote locust]

they had dozens of games before that

[sharp lava]

Armored Core?

[supple oak]

jesus dude

[weary trellis]

which game was the first?

[remote locust]

kings field in 1994

[weary trellis]

wait
the guy wasn't making up names when he said that a game named Kings Field wouldn't attract much attention

[weary trellis]

guess ill have to play it

[cerulean mortar]

yes, King’s Field is the first game Fromsoft made and it’s generally considered by most people to be pretty garbage and unfun and isn’t talked about very often (likely why you didn’t know it existed) which is why I mentioned it that one time

[weary trellis]

that and it's from before my time
but even if it is unfun ill have to play to go through the reverse process that was shewn by Alkaterine

[wheat kindle]

Bloodborne mfs lookin like

[hasty obsidian]

Mfw I get shanked in dark alley in London (it's a bloodborne reference!!!)

[dreamy wadi]

Which one is your favorite

[spiral linden]

yellows got that nice tang to it

[zenith axle]

Yellows got that zap to it

[idle dagger]

Red.

[wintry minnow]

i like the blue one

[pulsar condor]

Orange is godlike

[stone zenith]

so true and real

[median coral]

Bro blue still found a way to win 💀

[median bay]

this was interesting lol

[gleaming delta]

Not NSFW, but just to be safe

[supple oak]

orangę

[gleaming delta]

hiFz23hMTPmKf2cACK6n

[golden warren]

this is a doujin isn’t it @gleaming delta

[sharp barn]

He's taking a nap.

[cerulean mortar]

Lellow

[wooden cloud]

Seems funny and cute what's the source

[quartz geyser]

Thank you Derpydoggo

[gleaming delta]

It's possible, you'll never know

[uncut cove]

wait.. is this from the elden ring manga lmao?

[remote locust]

no lol

[subtle pine]

[woeful briar]

Forgive me, for I have found the sauce

[uncut cove]

from some of the screenshots ive seen of it i wouldnt be suprised lol, that looks crazy

[subtle pine]

👺

[woeful briar]

[uncut cove]

... ok but what is it actually?

[tiny minnow]

tell us

[woeful briar]

nsfw. Immediately after those images posted earlier, they go straight into the dirty.

[uncut cove]

cringe

[silent pecan]

Can confirm, am femboy now

[late warren]

proof? 😳

[silent pecan]

Send sauce, now

[silent pecan]

I require the sauce

[gleaming delta]

418763

[drifting root]

oh mah gah femboy!!!!!!!

[silent pecan]

🙏Thank you

[supple oak]

[woeful briar]

My man

[dreamy wadi]

I don’t like it

[supple oak]

ermm... what the scallop

[steep ocean]

We evolved, only backwards

[slate robin]

Yes we did yes we did

[steep ocean]

What's Sekiro and Bloodborne

The correct timeline where we grew up to be HOONTER! never forget,. HOONTER MUST HOONT!

[wooden cloud]

I am literally asexual

Just seems cute

[drifting root]

yis

[supple oak]

🇦

[wooden cloud]

Omg hot

[supple oak]

[fossil ledge]

Sus

[wooden cloud]

How

[fossil ledge]

It’s a fat bastard manga

[wooden cloud]

Oh the comic I thought you meant me being asexual

Well thanks for letting me dodge a bullet

[fossil ledge]

Asking for a fat bastard manga down horrendous smfh

[cerulean mortar]

Why does it say it’s an Eva comic

[gleaming delta]

Oh wtf, I didn't even notice that, lmao

[cerulean mortar]

it’s pretty funny to me considering it opens with the FromSoft stuff lmao

absolutely wild comic

[torn crane]

[wintry minnow]

but at what cost

[thorny marsh]

dignity

[glad ocean]

i think he means the price

[thorny marsh]

that is the price

or in alternative you know, fortytwelve mohgillion runes

[glad ocean]

mohgwyn dynasty is the only dynasty to reach a mohgillian followers

[supple oak]

[timber matrix]

🤡

[cerulean mortar]

Elden Ring related, mods do not delete

[late verge]

Elden Fun

[quartz geyser]

Elden ring is the most linear open world

[cerulean mortar]

not really

there’s a lot of freedom to where you go, you wanna see linear “open world” games look at every Nintendo open world that isn’t BotW

[stone zenith]

its like the opisute

[brazen swan]

why aint there a normal general?

[stone zenith]

#off-topic i gues

[gilded pagoda]

Oh my god

Mother Earth, please swallow me up
And leave no trail of my existence

[gilded pagoda]

Oh my lord

[strong vessel]

😳

[gilded pagoda]

Let Me Solo Her senpai

[cerulean mortar]

Based Sword Art Online enjoyer

[supple oak]

[cerulean mortar]

let me solo her likes it

[supple oak]

ok

[cerulean mortar]

hang on just a minute

[supple oak]

pringles are fake

[tiny minnow]

[supple oak]

[cerulean mortar]

she Eternal Darkness on my Carian Regal Scepter til I Comet Azur

[sharp barn]

p r i n g l e s c a n

[rose pecan]

(autotune) I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can

[supple oak]

Please

[supple oak]

Shutd uop

[glad ocean]

she ambush shard on my Glintstone pebble till I Founding rain of stars

[cerulean mortar]

Lover, O Lover,
Time for jar!

[hollow snow]

big hat logan did it better

[agile sigil]

I agree

Speaking of Logan

[hollow snow]

nice

[remote locust]

hes named big hat because he wears a big hat

[mental wharf]

Mulaneya, blade of Miquella

[supple oak]

i would never wish upon my worst enemy for them to use the elon musk elden ring build

[somber bear]

Finally, the banana sword

[cosmic mango]

I'm stealing this

[supple oak]

tf2 lookin weaponry

[cerulean mortar]

Godskin Peeler

[silent pecan]

Sauce?

Again, sauce?

[silent pecan]

Oh my god it's let me solo her!!! 😳😩

[supple oak]

shh

[silent pecan]

Tell me the sauce or perish.

[supple oak]

no

[gray quarry]

It’s a 2 second animation that’s kinda lame

[silent pecan]

Doesn't matter, i need it

[supple oak]

no you dont

[gleaming goblet]

How about no

[scenic mauve]

I'm sorry 😭

[gleaming delta]

this seems more lively

[elder wren]

The sad truth of trying to compete with Furries, Weebs, and 12 year olds.

[gleaming delta]

what is this game of the year?

[elder wren]

players choice

[wintry minnow]

pain

[rigid brook]

Pain and stray with only 2%

[supple oak]

there is no way

why

[wooden cloud]

Sonic frontiers was the first big game I've seen that went on sale within a week of coming out on multiple platforms

[nimble sundial]

It's just player's choice. It don't matter. Elden Ring will win CRITICS Choice game of the year.

[supple oak]

ah

[scenic mauve]

pain, suffering even

[ornate marten]

Elden Ring and God of War is only for chad’s and people playing on hard.

[broken sparrow]

And pedos (genshin)

[ornate marten]

No casuals allowed, that’s the statistic of how many people in the world got gud, just 13%

[broken sparrow]

So true! Only a small percentage will press on!!!

[coral rover]

If sonic wins im kissing a train

[ruby minnow]

this game is not fun

[rigid bolt]

I love the ending
"take this L like a man." Lmao@wintry minnow

[latent tangle]

@forest umbra omg what are you doing here lol

I didn’t know you were in here too bestie

[forest umbra]

So funny Story I accidentally became a Dark souls fan

So I joined this server and the SoulsBorn server

[thorny marsh]

good ol hatemail

wish I had a psn and some good internet to get some too

[vital grove]

@gleaming delta is this you? ima assume not because your not gonzo

[gleaming delta]

It was me

[vital grove]

funny

[wintry minnow]

please go to therapy

[gleaming delta]

👴

[harsh musk]

[wintry minnow]

prongles

[harsh musk]

177013 (i forgor why this is the big funny anymore)

[zenith axle]

What game

[wintry minnow]

average souls „fan”

[gleaming delta]

just use "these" instead of that weird [dung]

[wintry minnow]

i cant my phone is like that

[gleaming delta]

cap

[wintry minnow]

„”

[gleaming delta]

if my phone has ¤‽○●□■☆ yours has ""

《》 『「」』‰№—ⁿ★【〕

[weary trellis]

your phone has symbols, no?
ιοοκ αησ γουιι δεε τπεΜ

[gleaming delta]

bruh what even are most of those

[zenith axle]

§

[gleaming delta]

ə
didn't know I had access to the australian alphabet

ųł

[wintry minnow]

best i can do is •

[ebon lava]

my turn now

[thorny marsh]

Sanest fromsoftware fan

[normal pivot]

we're gonna play SUSpunch, whoever gets punched, is SUS

[gloomy crane]

Just saw the new trailer. Was wondering when they would open up the colosseum! Looks awesome!

[plucky fjord]

Im at haligtree

[cerulean mortar]

that’s doing 2 damage bruh Elden Beast’s Holy defense is godly

[thorny marsh]

hahah, get it? because godly and he's a god

I'm going to shut up now

[vital grove]

шестой микрорайон южный поток туристов из россии

[quartz geyser]

Just waiting till tomorrow

[twin sequoia]

why nobody talking about update

[dreamy wadi]

Because it not out

[twin sequoia]

but going to be

muted it

[quartz geyser]

Ha

[glad ocean]

soulsborne fans watching someone not have a superiority complex (their game is slightly harder than usual)

[dreamy wadi]

By that logic Elden Ring is just Dark Souls 4

[upbeat spade]

yeah with an open world and many new mechanics

[forest oak]

Oh totally, I was trying to see what reaction elden ring has to that lol, because I say gow has THE most biased community and that still stands given y'all call that out

[upbeat spade]

God of war is okay, but not Game of the year worthy, neither was in 2018

[forest oak]

Now now, I believe 2018 fully deserved it, but elden ring feels just barely above for 2022

[dreamy wadi]

Nah, it deserved it

Maybe less so now given it’s a sequel building off the first game but it was very good

[cerulean mortar]

GoW deserved it in 2018 for sure, only reason ER edges it out this year imo is level of innovation on both sides compared to prior entries

[vivid oar]

Yeah I had one Ragnarok fan tell me that Elden Ring's weapon variety is just "slashing and maybe two projectiles," completely ignoring the many weapon classes and ashes of war. It was also ironic since GoW primarily focuses on using one main weapon, so out of all the arguments between the two games, weapon variety should not be the one GoW fans use

[north scaffold]

Gow ragnarok has 3 weapons and 2 fighting styles for Kratos

And 2 weapons for Atreus

[forest oak]

Right, and honestly, at least imo blades of chaos lost so much hype after I saw the moveset compared to the axe

The axe just felt better tbh

[coral rover]

Anyone who says ER's weapons are worse than GoW's is smoking some kind of crack, mate.

[wooden cloud]

Personally I think goty should go to bendy

[cerulean mortar]

based on the phrasing they probably haven’t played or seen much if any of ER gameplay, just red pilled and working off of assumptions and opinions circulated in an echo chamber

[wooden cloud]

Nah I'm just playing its way too new but yeah ER should win
Bendy good story though

[plucky fjord]

Elden ring would get a game of the year from me if the knights in haligtree would stop using my organs to polish their weapons

[cerulean mortar]

just dodge 5head

git gud even one might say

[cerulean mortar]

[plush depot]

so, internet was capable of making Fumo Ranni, right?

[gleaming delta]

WHAT

[plush depot]

Why not make, Sport Shaker (like gamersupps or sports bottle) with Ranni?

[gleaming delta]

What

[plush depot]

Drink the empyrean sweat of Princess of Moon, Ranni

[cerulean mortar]

most normal Ranni fan

[plush depot]

The questline gives you Moonlight Greatsword; I'm only for an item, not marrying a doll, i swear, for real

[gleaming delta]

Whats wrong

[plush depot]

I'll do it again...and again...and again...I'll make a Moonlight Greatsword armor out of all moonlight greatswords i acquired throught New Game+s

[cerulean mortar]

DarkMoon Throne

[plush depot]

Sir Simpalot of Ran-- I mean, Moonlight Greatsword

[slender mountain]

это где¿

[somber bear]

Disgusting

[plush depot]

you just made me happy today

your f***skin now.

[somber bear]

Ranni fans realizing that she does, in fact, not have t!ts

[supple oak]

[cerulean mortar]

Ranni fans realizing they’re actually Renna fans (her real body is a charred corpse at the top of a tower)

[hollow snow]

renna fans necroph*les ? 😳

[cerulean mortar]

yes, even more so than Fia fans

[somber bear]

It’s true

[twin sequoia]

gaelid bird?

[supple oak]

gaylid

[plucky fjord]

Shes working hard

[silent pecan]

Those aren't symbols, they're greek letters. And as a greek, trying to read that gave me a stroke

[silent pecan]

Are you german by any chance? Because that's how you'd write it in german

[weary trellis]

wdym? π is the ratio between a circle's circumference and their diameter, ε is the electric resistivity of a material, σ is the first covalent bond two carbons form with each other ....

[supple oak]

no

[void python]

I dont get it

[gleaming goblet]

Poor soul

[supple oak]

could this be a loss?

[void python]

@heavy tapir excuse me pardon My French but wtf

[silent pecan]

Sauce?

I hate the fvckin mistake in this

[sick tinsel]

mistake?

[trim thunder]

🤨

[crude quest]

Is that what the average Rivers of blood user sound like?

[quartz geyser]

Probably

[gleaming delta]

is it even possible to pronounce it

[supple oak]

marionette archers 🧐

[wintry minnow]

i’m not german

[ornate marten]

If were voting for which coliseum to use for the community as a whole then yes limgrave, give access to literally everyone.

[velvet vault]

I wonder if the jar in caelid will still be there

[swift loom]

Maybe to enter the colosseum you will need to beat the great jar warriors

[ornate marten]

I can already imagine everyone playing this fromsoftware version of Pokemon 😆

[nova jolt]

There's many ppl who think they are very awfull persons...

[vivid oar]

Time to join a 3v3 after months of no Elden Ring

[ornate marten]

I fought about anything there ever will be to fight, but snow ball change I’m fighting that.

[plucky fjord]

Befriend chimken

[somber bear]

Wholesome?

[vivid oar]

Honestly a lot of stuff could be done with the Old Testament, with how many battles, slaughters, and army chases happened in that. Certain things like a giant snake meant to represent the one in the Garden of Eden and a living, demonic golden statue meant to represent the one the Jewish people built and worshipped for a short time under Moses could be used as bosses

[north scaffold]

Fr

It could be so good if they do not hold back

[dreamy wadi]

Ehhh, I think God of War works best with a pantheon of gods to kill or befriend.

With Christianity there’s only like, 1 real God and 2 named angels

[silent pecan]

It said "should of" instead of "should've"

[silent pecan]

Kinda, it just doesn't make any sense

[north scaffold]

Ngl

I kind of agree

[silent pecan]

Heaven is literally guarded by an angel with a flaming sword. There's seraphim (angels with six wings) who are said to be incredibly strong, as well as a lot of other stuff. I'd love to see Kratos destroy Christianity

[void python]

Is this a elden ring discord or god of war

[bitter prism]

Good point Let's get back on topic, please

[silent pecan]

On topic convo? Hell nah, see ya later when mods are asleep

[sick tinsel]

I thought it said "shouldn't"?

[silent pecan]

Hmm, i don't rember

[sick tinsel]

also why was a picture of a cat deleted but boobie Ranni not lol

[silent pecan]

Booba ranni is on topic 😌

[sick tinsel]

[dreamy wadi]

There’s also the issue of Christianity being a religion that exists today, and if someone made a game about a guy destroying everything about it that might seem a little…rude, to put it lightly

[sick tinsel]

The "metaphysics" of Christianity are also incredibly different from the Greek and Norse pantheons' metaphysics. Even a battle with angels wouldn't really work

and don't forget that Kratos might've canonically become one of the Magi/Wise Men at the end of GoW 2

[uncut cove]

Also the fact that god wouldn’t really have a reason to fight kratos, especially after his redemption arc. He is a god of mercy after all

[swift loom]

Mercy
meanwhile God yeetus deletusing almost all life on earth at some point

[vivid oar]

Well that's why I said to use the Old Testament, since it has a lot more battles and violence than the New Testament. Also Kratos would probably be fighting against the forces of Satan instead since many demons are mentioned

[normal pivot]

🤓

[cerulean mortar]

there are actually a pretty fair number of named angels in expanded Christianity, while iirc only a few like Michael, Raphael, and Gabriel are named in the Bible, many others like Uriel, Azazel, Azrael, Metatron, Sandalphon, and even some like Samael/Satanael are accepted in other media and religions like Gnosticism which could make for a pretty well rounded cast of enemies for Kratos to fight even without demons which I think would themselves play a role considering how many of them are considered to be fallen angels themselves like Lucifer

[cerulean mortar]

I love being muted for interacting with members of the community : )

[wintry minnow]

this jif is so cool

[uncut cove]

Literally the year that occurred three years before the bite of 87

[cobalt kestrel]

wow, a funny, original post, in this channel? wasnt expecting that

[torn crane]

[sharp portal]

[sick tinsel]

how on earth did I miss the beaute, good one

[uncut cove]

I’m slow lmao, but they still should’ve warned us before giving a 30 minute mute, I honestly had no idea there was already an #off-topic channel. Plus we should be able to share photos in it

[sick tinsel]

[cerulean mortar]

exactly, the fact there was no warning for literally just discussing something we were passionate about it really disappointing imo

[silent pecan]

Who cares? It's a game, people need to learn to be less sensitive

[forest oak]

also, werent the greek and norse gods also...gods? of the religion sort?
i dont see a difference if kratos wants to throw down with jesus tbh XD

[glacial urchin]

I don't see the problem 🤔 Religion deserves absolutely no deference just because people genuinely believe wacky nonsense like cosmic sky daddies and talking snakes convincing rib-women to eat from magical trees

Elden Ring pulls a ton from Christianity as well, in terms of symbols, tropes, and certain narratives

[silent pecan]

Exactly. The greek and norse gods are also gods. People used to pray to them a lot. There's no reason to exclude christianity, to atheists and people who belong to other religions jesus etc are nothing but fairy tales

[rigid knoll]

“Religion is stupid because I don’t believe it”-🤓

[glacial urchin]

Well, you are right on the first part 😏

[vivid oar]

To the people calling all religion flat-out stupid: if that's the case, then your atheistic view is also extremely, unbelievably stupid. One of the constants of science that has never been disproved is that matter cannot be created nor destroyed, it simply changes forms. Atheists claim to be all factual and scientific, but then they ignore that scientific constant when they say that the universe was born from total nothingness. "Well you see, there were actually cosmic gases that reacted and made the Big Bang." Okay, so where did the gases come from? Both atheism and religion ultimately rely on what would be impossible according to natural order and science, the only difference is that religion admits to there being stuff above human understanding while atheism just ignores the huge hole in the theory in an attempt to seem smarter.

[swift loom]

Except the big bang was never supposed to be made from "cosmic gases"
We know basically nothing about the big bang, and we're not pretending to know either

[void python]

Your post is too long so I won't read it but I disagree with you

[swift loom]

Both theories are possible
In one you assume there's a being above us that created everything, which we can't disprove
In the other we admit we don't know everything and something led to the creation of the universe

Hell
Both aren't even mutually exclusive
You could very well believe the big bang happened and the cause was God

And no one could prove you wrong for sure

[void python]

Man all this religion talk makes me want to shoot myself

Please argue in pms dont make the rest of us suffer

[vivid oar]

There's a stance I can at least respect. That's why my paragraph was basically aimed towards the people who were talking as if those who believe in religion are stupid, I wasn't targeting people who are just atheist and don't look down on people with different beliefs

[void python]

It's supposed to be elden fun not elden religion

[novel fulcrum]

This, famiglia. Let's move on to other memery.

[supple oak]

Thank you

[void python]

@supple oak yup

[supple oak]

[silent pecan]

Religion is stupid because it simply is. You're choosing to believe stories that are several thousand years old and based on the lackluster understanding of the world people had at the time. None of it is true and even if you simply choose religion as a moral compass, it's often utterly terrible. I mean, just look at islam. It's just sexism: the religion

[halcyon mist]

L take + the Lord is my shepherd

[silent pecan]

...
Alrighty, idk what i expected but as usual, no meaningful response from someone religious. So let's fact check you:
"matter cannot be created nor destroyed" well, that's not entirely true. It's fairly complicated but I'll try to keep it short and simple. You know that antimatter is a thing right? Whenever antimatter and matter come into contact, they annihilate (i think that was the proper term) meaning they release all their energy in what is essentially a huge explosion. And btw, you can see this easily in Einstein's theory of relativity: E=mc^2. Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. Mass is energy and vice cersa. Next point.

"the universe was born from total nothingness/cosmic gases"
....
Nobody with even a shroud of scientific knowledge would ever or has ever claimed this. The universe didn't come from nothing, the big bang was most likely a HUGE reaction between matter and antimatter, with just a teeny tiny but more matter, which is all matter in the universe. And even if that's not the case, we have no problem admitting that we simply don't know, instead of making up fairy tales about weird people and celestial beings.

[gentle stag]

Bruh the meme Channel is lit tonight

[silent pecan]

And btw, scientists at CERN have managed to actually create and annihilate antimatter using the large hadron collider. This was years ago, it's nothing new. Next time, look stuff up and get your facts straight instead of spewing bs that is just factually incorrect.

[silent pecan]

If the "lord" is your shepherd, you're a sheep

[icy zinc]

ima need y’all to stop with the religious discussion, this isn’t the place, take it to dm’s if it’s so important. if it continues i’ll hand out mutes

[silent pecan]

Based

[silent pecan]

Sure, I'll stop but can you mute me regardless?

[lapis fiber]

Bros typing an essay 💀💀

[silent pecan]

Mute incoming since it's a follow-up to my message and thus about religion 🗿

[vivid oar]

"but as usual, no meaningful response from someone religious"

Damn, it's incredible how big your superiority complex is. "Matter cannot be created nor destroyed" is a proven fact. Also, on your point about an explosion, you do understand that an explosion isn't actually destruction, it's the parts of the explosion changing form into released energy/heat and other, new elements. Also, bro really just slapped "E=mc^2" on there for no reason. It's obvious that mass and energy are connected because energy is what makes up mass and holds it together. You're literally just throwing in random scientific information in there to make it look legit even though it wasn't actually related. Also, you failed to come up with an answer as to where the "matter" that interacted with the antimatter to create the universe came from. Once again, you completely ignored that point just like I said before.

People like Aster, rock of many hats are atheists I can respect because they don't act superior to others like you do.

From your response, which completely went around the topic and actually proved my point about atheists dodging the question of where the original matter came from, I can tell that nothing said will make you listen. So I'm done talking with a bigot on a high horse. Bring atheist is fine, offending others for not believing in your choice of impossibility is not

Also, mods, I am done with this conversation. I'm simply making sure with this final message that this hateful person who thinks the majority of the world is stupid hears the problems with what they said.

[lapis fiber]

LMAOO 💀💀💀

[silent pecan]

.....
Aight. I don't see how literally saying "we don't know" isn't an answer to where the mass came from but ok. And please, you have access to the internet, use it to learn a bit about physics instead of spreading bs on discord 🗿

Second essay incoming?

[lapis fiber]

I put them there.

[silent pecan]

That's what I'm saying, we simply don't know what happened before the big bang or where the matter came from. But we can speculate instead of just making sht up

Got warned 💀

[sturdy gust]

[void python]

I'm not reading all that but I disagree completely

[weary trellis]

there is a #lore channel to talk about the astrology in Elden Ring btw

[normal pivot]

based

[twin sequoia]

shut up low rank

[normal pivot]

he kinda has to given the fact that hes muted

[twin sequoia]

well then he should leave

guy trynna sound wise and ish
boffin got muted for a reason

[icy zinc]

talk about elden ring

[normal pivot]

🤓

[twin sequoia]

ok bossman

[icy zinc]

[twin sequoia]

🐫 🐪

[normal pivot]

I don't know what cameltoes gotta do with Elden Ring but I respect your decision even tho it says a lot about society

[twin sequoia]

necrons or space marines? 🐏

[idle dagger]

necrons

[twin sequoia]

ok sick

[supple oak]

🐫

[wooden cloud]

What the f did I just read

[somber bear]

The truth Croi. The truth

[supple oak]

my... mom....

[barren escarp]

honestly I check on this chat for the first time in months and I see it's turned into r/atheism, crazy

[supple oak]

Yep

[barren escarp]

novel idea: respecting others' beliefs because it doesn't affect you and stop being a reddit neckbeard edgelord lmao

[supple oak]

honestly

[wooden cloud]

I can't handle the truth

[barren escarp]

bro is actually 12 with unrestricted internet access, go eat dinner it's getting cold and your parents worked hard to make it man, don't be ungrateful

[supple oak]

too bad handle it

[wooden cloud]

If you didn't get my reference thats majorly disappointing

[somber bear]

Too bad so sad

[supple oak]

ok

[wooden cloud]

Anyways if yall talking about religion talk about the church of marika

[icy zinc]

[barren escarp]

true true, although I feel someone from r/atheism would instead be complaining about how it's not the science of marika, just me though

[wooden cloud]

If you bring science into someone who can magically turn from a blonde haired goddess to a red haired hammer dude then you're weird

And ew reddit

[barren escarp]

well actually, if you think about it logically, unlike religious people do, you can actually deduce the exact chemical reactions and quantum mechanics at play in the fundamentals of this fictional video game event, and watch as every single person in the room evacuates as they no longer want to associate with you

[wooden cloud]

How do you turn into the moon scientifically

Or possess a blue 4 armed doll after offing yourself

[barren escarp]

by being a hateful 12 year old who saw a cool edgy character in a video game then decided to make it their entire personality

[wooden cloud]

So 90% of this community

[barren escarp]

LMAO fair enough, although really if you think about it scientifically I cannot feel emotions as those are all just chemicals going through my brain, I am unfeeling as I have learned of this information. also your feeble little "beliefs" are terrible because I was never given parental love and taught the novel concept of respect

[icy zinc]

[barren escarp]

:ratsmoke: from dark souls, it's actually scientifically and canonically confirmed it's the same stuff miyazaki smokes while coming up with the lore of the games

but yeah jokes aside, we can all agree that people who hate on others' beliefs are whiny little babies who don't have jobs, ambitions, or other important things in their life while the other side that is respectful are just normal people who know how not to be edgy 12 year olds lmao

[dreamy wadi]

Magic is just science that nobody knows the mechanics of

[barren escarp]

true really, another thing though there are actually cool atheists that aren't absolute degenerates, so don't stoop to the levels of the obnoxious ones when you see an atheist

[barren escarp]

well then, good job man, you've officially surpassed 99% of r/atheism, truly the 1% of that horrid dumpster fire

that is a really extreme take, I think you need to go outside and socialize with people instead of judging them on their belief in a god or lack thereof

[icy zinc]

pls no religious talk

[barren escarp]

fair enough, I'm honestly here cause I got pinged

[barren escarp]

when the fully grown adult failed to learn the respect children have

[lapis flame]

Hair dye

[dreamy wadi]

My brother in Christ, without the Jews our religion wouldn’t exist

[supple oak]

correct

[wooden cloud]

I hope this is a joke

[subtle pine]

Kanye?

[supple oak]

[cerulean mortar]

Necrons 100000%

[icy zinc]

i saw that earlier and had a good laugh, that’s truly one of the memes ever

[supple oak]

true...

[cerulean mortar]

this is definitely one of the moments of all time

[median coral]

Dunno who made this but they deserve a reward

[plucky fjord]

Pov you invaded letmesoloher and now your hiding from him irl

[wintry minnow]

yo you’re a crusader too

[weary trellis]

how do you get jobs in Elden Ring???

[vital grove]

matter can be made and destroyed it’s just a saying to make things less complex a lot of science gets simplified and later expanded in later and highier classes

anyway religion is hella cool i like the stories and i’m glad others can bond over it

[barren escarp]

"HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION" lmao actual Kanye fan bro he even deleted his absolute trash take like Kanye's Twitter

[barren escarp]

No clue man, no clue

[lapis fiber]

ok but he made graduation

[ebon lava]

bro what the hell is going on

[wintry minnow]

he's doin a funny

[gleaming delta]

he has been blinded by the lights

[steady linden]

since I have already spoilered the game to myself this far I have a question:

how far can you lead the fire giant? is there an invisible wall or is the arena somehow closed?

[half egret]

fog wall if you go far enough but its a huge arena

[steady linden]

thank you

[tiny minnow]

OBAMA????

[worldly otter]

7. Demon's Souls
8. Dark Souls 3 (sorry)
9. Dark Souls 2
10. Dark Souls 1
11. Bloodborne
12. Sekiro (p*ss off I'm counting it)
13. Elden Ring

[vast rivet]

1. Dark souls 2
2. Elden ring
3. Dark souls 3
4. Bloodborne
5. Dark souls 1
6. Sekiro

[worldly otter]

Very good bar Sekiro

[tiny minnow]

7.Dark Souls 2 SOTFS
6.Demon' souls (never played it so)
5.Dark Souls 1
4.Sekiro
3.Dark Souls 3
2.Bloodborne
1.Elden Ring

[mild stratus]

1. Elden ring
2. DS2
3. DS3
4. Bloodborne
5. Sekiro
6. DS1
7. Demon Souls

[delicate tundra]

1. Elden ring
   I very sadly have not yet played the others which has brought shame upon my entire bloodline

[mild stratus]

Dark souls 2 SOFS is good

[earnest narwhal]

Idc what people say, I love ds2 specifically because it's so bad

[cerulean raven]

Personally I’d say

1. Sekiro
2. Bloodborne
3. Ds3
4. Ds1
5. Elden ring
6. Ds2
7. Demon souls

[plush depot]

I didn't played most of Soulsborne, only Elden Ring, but here goes by the lore I appreciate:
1 Bloodborne
2 Elden Ring
3 Dark Souls 3
4 Dark Souls 1
5 Dark Souls 2
6 Sekiro
7 Demon's Souls

[cerulean raven]

I see you guys put Sekiro down low but it’s combat system is something beyond every other game I’ve ever played and it fulfills so many things I didn’t get from other fromsoft games like a boss rush

[glad ocean]

1: Bloodborne (i havent played it)
2: Dark souls 3 ( I havent played it)
3: Elden Ring
4: Sekiro (I havent played it)
5: Dark souls 1 ( I havent played it)
6: Dark souls 2 ( I havent played it)
7: Demon souls ( I havent played it)

[plush depot]

Combat yes - but lore is just given out to you; just layed out;
this game was solely made to explain to any EU/non otaku player, the whole culture of Japan mythos, ranging from symbolism of envoirment (blossom trees and straw dolls) to yokai and culture

[glad ocean]

I dont intend to play any of them soon

[plush depot]

It's not bad; but it leaves out the ultimate unknown, the soulsborne represent: the nameless king (who was it or where was he this whole time; until DLC comes out), theories about missing gaps and coming up with own intepretations

[cerulean raven]

I’m actually happy with a simpler more straightforward storytelling as well as the character you play

Your character actually having dialogue and being a fleshed out character rather than a nobody is also a plus for me

[plush depot]

Finally, Sekiro isn't a mute-protagonist

[cerulean raven]

Ye, is this a pro or con for you?

[plush depot]

it's a obvious pro

[steady hemlock]

uhm anyone down to let me invade two times for white mask quest ?

[cerulean raven]

Someone of the same mind

[plush depot]

Let be clear; all we ever got was pain.wav recorded from 6 ppl max, depending on age and gender in other soulsborne, but here - Sekiro is just ONE class, ONE character, you cannot customize it or switch protagonist gender; you get a main character, you cannot modify (unless with mods, CJ in Sekiro AGHEM) and has his own distinct voice

Sekiro isn't just a game; it's a enigma of soulsborne, an experiment to see if people will like the idea of moving away from the same plane blueprint

[cerulean raven]

This, I know I’m in the minority when I say that I enjoy a more linear character, it brings me peace to know people who play the game beat it for the most part with the same tools I did as opposed to other from titles where one person could run magic the whole time while another runs full melee and another does it with fists

[cerulean raven]

I really liked it and would love is we got another Sekiro, maybe one set in the west with the divine child and bringing the dragon back to its homeland

[plush depot]

Waii...that wouldn't be a bad concept; but it'd turn into "Journey to the West" and knowing the book, it'd focus on monkey king mostly and become fan favourite

[cerulean raven]

Although the fact that our character is unique means that they can’t really make a sequel as it would force one ending to be more true than the others

[plush depot]

more than (if given the chance) main character, that being Divine Child.

[cerulean raven]

Ah

[plush depot]

But I liked the appearance of European knights in Sekiro; it shows, that no matter the distance, there is a world out there; and maybe by Divine Child's journey, they'd learn more about outside world

[cerulean raven]

Robertoooo

[dreamy wadi]

You know what would be cool?

A Sci-Fi/Futuristic Soulsborne

[cerulean mortar]

1. Sekiro
2. Elden Ring
3. Bloodborne
4. Dark Souls
5. Demon’s Souls
6. Dark Souls 3
7. Dark Souls 2

all of them are great and 4, 5, and 6 have switched a bit for me throughout the years and probably will in the future with all being very close, the only one that’s actively worse than the others is DS2 for me

[wide raptor]

1. Elden Ring
2. Sekiro
3. Bloodborne
4. Dark Souls 1
5. Dark Souls 3
6. Dark Souls 2
7. Demon Souls

[wide raptor]

W list

[cerulean mortar]

yours too

[wide raptor]

W Mans

[weary trellis]

1. Genshin Impact
2. Dark Souls
3. Dark Souls 2
4. Hollow knight
5. Dark Souls 3

[cerulean mortar]

Hollow Knight based

Stray’s definitely the number 1 Soulsborne game tho for sure

[icy zinc]

1. paper mario 64

[ebon lava]

1 - dish washer simulator

[cerulean mortar]

1. My Friend Peppa Pig

[gleaming delta]

Hence why I'm playing in reverse order

[slate robin]

You might have a point

[quartz geyser]

S DarkSouls 2
A
B
C
D
F DarkSouls1 Darksouls3 BloodBorn Securo EledenRing

[willow seal]

1. DS3
2. DS
3. Blood Borne
4. Elden ring
5. Demon’s souls
6. Sekiro
7. DS2

[runic mesa]

Dark Souls 2, the best

[uncut cove]

1.Ds1
2.Ds3
3.Elden ring
4. Mortal shell

[willow seal]

DS2, for a souls game, is a let down imo. Mechanics feel clunky (in original and SOTFS) and don’t think it was as good as the rest. With all that being said DS2 is still waaaaay better then 95% of the games out there but for a soulborne game, just wasn’t my favorite.

[icy zinc]

solid 8/10 , great game, hate playing it lmao

[civic scaffold]

1. Bloodborne
2. Sekiro
3. Dark Souls
4. Elden Ring
5. Dark Souls 2
6. Dark Souls 3
7. Demon’s Souls

[plush depot]

No, that'd be Remnant: from the ashes

you can't really have a melee based game, like dark soulsborne, in a future - what you gonna fight? cyberdragon? nano-cloud in a shape of crowpeople

Futuristic Ornstein and Fit Smough

scratch that, i wanna see 6pack version on Smough looking like a bodybuilder

[dreamy wadi]

Yeah you can. Just replace spells and incantations with ranged ammo and equipment

And given it’s a futuristic setting the melee weapons and armor could be powerful enough to match

[gray quarry]

Why would you put number one in 7th place?

[worldly otter]

Oh I love Demon's Souls don't get me wrong, amazing game lol

Buuuuut even in the remake you can see how far we've come in the series, so it's kinda outdated

[gleaming delta]

Anyone tryna play

[icy zinc]

[cosmic mango]

I've been meaning to play this. Is it any good?

[wintry minnow]

AARGH

goddamnit we already had the pringles thing

[cerulean mortar]

GOTY contender for sure

[cerulean mortar]

this, it’s a very solid game on its own, it just has some of the stiffest competition in the history of gaming hence why it’s so decisive for so many

[cosmic mango]

I might wait for the G.O.T.Y. Edition then.

[cerulean mortar]

probably best, the George DLC really adds to the experience imo

[gray quarry]

Trust me there’s been a lot of minature rannis in jars in #elden-fun

[wintry minnow]

i must cleane this heresy off this earth

[gray quarry]

Good luck dragon halberd user

Dragon scale blade is underrated tho (for fashion souls atleast)

[wintry minnow]

oh dragonscale is great too

[novel fulcrum]

Since the AoW buff, it's viable for sure, just don't see myself using it much given it still only shines against dragons, like the halberd.

[cerulean mortar]

powerstanced cold uchi with BHS + dragonscale blade my beloved

surprisingly viable in PvE with bleed + frost buildup and pretty solid survivability

[agile sigil]

I like this

[plucky fjord]

I finally got to melania after days of haligtree grinding me into the dirt and now shes grinding me into the dirt

[deft fiber]

[spark salmon]

1. Dark souls III
2. Demon’s Souls (I haven’t played the original tho, so that’s remake)
3. Bloodborne
4. Sekiro
5. Dark souls I (haven’t played through full game yet)
6. Elden Ring (I do love the lore and PvP tho!)
7. Dark souls II (‘adaptability’ lol)

[wooden cloud]

Personally,
Bloodborne
Elden ring
DS3
Demons Souls (also ps5 not ps3)
Sekiro
Ds1(also haven't finished yet)
Ds2

[silent pecan]

Please, my character looks worse than that

[vital grove]

elden run, sekyrow, dark soul tress, bloodborn, dark soul uno, demon soul, and dark soul dous

[barren escarp]

true true he did make graduation

[wide raptor]

I killed Kratos

[high geyser]

it’s not good but it’s a start

[quartz geyser]

So this guy won with ROB anyone can do that

[uncut cove]

Now do it fists only

[high geyser]

I used RoB when I started to hate my life towards the end this was also on my first play through I’ve done 4 more since then and have done it without RoB

[high geyser]

I’ll try it

[uncut cove]

Based and masochist pilled

(Hmu with the clip if you do)

[weak crane]

New arena update is wild! What lvl are you all pvping at

[graceful jungle]

Massive W

[gleaming delta]

It's awesome loving it, apart from the spammers with no skill 🤣....you know who you are

[dapper orchid]

Elden ring the goty GOAT

[wise loom]

gg we won

[icy zinc]

[prime wave]

W

[gleaming delta]

Oh that's what you're all talking about lol

[left matrix]

Bill clinton DLC confirmed?

[obtuse island]

rip bozo

[vapid plaza]

ah yes, famous reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

[river delta]

fast af

[vestal schooner]

Really be like

[vapid plaza]

Final DLC boss leaked

[unique remnant]

What makes this hilarious is this guy was arrested too lmao

[late warren]

how are people already memeing this LMAO

[vapid plaza]

Bro it's already all over Twitter and r/shttydarksouls lmao

[late warren]

thats so great

[potent whale]

oh damn did not see this was already posted ffs

[vestal schooner]

Memes ment for sharing anyway so no problem

[unique remnant]

lol

[brave vigil]

NOOOO

[visual trout]

Rip

[silent pecan]

Seriously, what is the deal with that kid?

[potent whale]

free my man

[sleek inlet]

I was informed by someone on here they thought of it on pyrocynical discord and then he went on stage and said it

[silent pecan]

What
Said what? I didn't watch the goty awards

[proven prism]

He said: "I’d like to dedicate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton."

[sleek inlet]

He said “I’d like to dedicate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.”

[silent pecan]

Bruh

[brave vigil]

#freehim

[sleek inlet]

jinx

[pure loom]

bro thinks he's part of the team 😭 😭 😭

[vapid plaza]

Omg do you know who made this, I need the full sliders lmao

[pastel pawn]

No idea sry

[tawdry jasper]

who was that last guy?

[solid gorge]

a troll

[tawdry jasper]

oh, anyways, we have a new meme for invasions

[grizzled river]

you beat me to it, same image and everything

[opaque turret]

laughing way too hard at it

bro just got up there

[hardy sundial]

Got to thank the real mvp for the game awards

[sleek gazelle]

geoff said he was arrested

[dreamy wadi]

What honorable winners

[boreal viper]

The blue phantom's got him

[late warren]

oh my god lmfao

[fluid cipher]

Idk why but I have a sudden urge to try and draw Radahn as that Black Adam meme

[inland snow]

Too relatable 😂

[late warren]

TRUE

[high geyser]

Dog

[pastel pawn]

Elden Chads Rejoice!

[elder crow]

Is this gonna turn into a bunch of bill Clinton memes now

[cerulean mortar]

it already has and I’m here for it

[hardy sundial]

A bit of it yeah lol

[plucky fjord]

Thank you for this fellow chad

[plucky fjord]

Man tell me why i got to the end of the damned game before i realized you can buy torches

[cerulean mortar]

[plucky fjord]

Real

[cerulean mortar]

you can also buy a lantern reusable item from Kale but it’s far less effective as a light source, decent if you need both hands available for other stuff tho

[wise warren]

Too true

It’s also hilarious how that guy just walked up there with no one stopping him

[nimble ravine]

Elden Goat

[thorny marsh]

We did it, Bill Clinton is now Elden Ring related content

Now, the world and beyond awaits

[strong hill]

The lands between the Clintons

[sick wren]

ayo?

[elder crow]

What is your name bro.....

[rose apex]

heheheee

[deft olive]

Elden ring and God of war fans slaughtering each other on twitter meanwhile Santa Monica and Elden ring:

[hexed yew]

Than you Lebron

[solemn oriole]

lmao
who is that tho?

[boreal viper]

Some random kid that followed them onto stage

[left solar]

What blank said

[gleaming delta]

lmao im having a blast with colosseums

[left solar]

The kid at least waited for Miyazaki to finish his speech but shows how piss poor security was

[solemn oriole]

it should have been me

[left solar]

The kid could’ve had a weapon. Miyazaki also had one, the trophy

[boreal viper]

The kid mastered the art of Assassin's Creed crowd blending in

[hexed yew]

Lmao fr

[lapis fiber]

Cross to fog to the lands between to stand before the Clinton ring

this guys in denial

[left solar]

Dude is going to OD on copium

[boreal viper]

People who thought GOW won never saw the sales between the 2 games

[glad ocean]

theyre all in denial
gamers just cant be happy can they

[glad ocean]

i mean er launched like more than half a year earlier

[lapis fiber]

How did bro even get up there💀💀

[astral flare]

he b lined straight to the stage

[solemn oriole]

sneak 100

[raven mural]

Edit: Damn I was too late

[gleaming delta]

Who is this???

[raven mural]

Jokes aside, he just literally walked up there with them lol

[glad ocean]

its elden john

[supple oak]

Oh my god

[pastel tapir]

Bro was literally at back stab distance

He could’ve critical hit him

[barren bronze]

It's kid of the year

Honestly they should add him as an npc in the elden ring dlc, free marketing 🤡

[pastel tapir]

My favorite meme so far

[trail perch]

What's happened with Bill Clinton to become a meme?

[barren bronze]

He's a reformed orthodox rabbi now

[raven mural]

Random kid walks on stage after Miyazaki accepts his reward, and makes a speech about his reformed Rabbi, Bill Clinton

[lapis fiber]

GOW fanboy try to not to cope challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[civic scaffold]

Both are good bruh

[thorny marsh]

So far they are doing a good job because I'm not seeing any

[lapis fiber]

lucky

[thorny marsh]

but then again, I'm one that never goes on sites like twitter

[jaunty raptor]

Everyone forgets the real mvp

[vital grove]

absolute chad man was playing 3-4 different instraments there

[vivid oar]

Guess I gotta watch part of the Game Awards

[supple oak]

I loved that dude

[sharp portal]

Chad solo leveling

[wide raptor]

We Take The W

[supple oak]

yoooo

[cerulean mortar]

When does Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton get added as a boss in dlc? Miyazaki-San could even make the reward the “Reformed” version as spirit ashes, it’d be great to use him in the new Caelid arena against other players

[wide raptor]

Found this glorious image

[nimble ravine]

No way 😭

[wide raptor]

A glorious meme I found

[crude quest]

I don’t get it can someone explain?

I’ve been seeing pictures and memes of the dude but I don’t know who he is

Yeah I just saw it now, who even brings up bill Clinton in goty for no reason

[hollow snow]

oh sh*t

[vivid oar]

The kid who pulled that is gonna be blacklisted from every public event now

[cerulean mortar]

he did get arrested tbf

[sinful vortex]

He couldve made so many better jokes and yet he chose the one that made no sense whatsoever

So he deserves it

[hollow snow]

he could've been armed, so yeah deserved

[earnest epoch]

he could ask miyazaki senpai for bloodborne 2, elden ring dlc, sekiro 2 or whatever IN PERSON

decided to be a cringer instead

[vivid oar]

True although even that would be kinda cringe since it would still entail of him going up there and taking the mic when he wasn't supposed to

[velvet vault]

Bb2 will never happen

[zenith axle]

Bloodborne plot

[vivid oar]

I wonder if that's somewhat doable with SMM2's game maker thing

[ruby stag]

Also, isn't mountaintop of giants meant to be world 6 instead of 7?

[sinful vortex]

Theyre probably counting the underground areas as world 6

[opal cargo]

I saw someone comment that on the original post as well

[ruby stag]

Fair enough, what did they rely with

[opal cargo]

still, as someone whose first video game was super mario world 2 advance for the GBA, this picture goes hard

[ruby stag]

Nice

[somber bear]

Ok this is actually cool tho

[deft fiber]

💀

[lapis flame]

What happened

[supple oak]

did you see the goty

[half flame]

There's two of us now

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[half flame]

We will take over

[lapis flame]

Oh dear

[sleek gazelle]

So used to Sony spoon feeding them the story they are too lazy to figure it out on their own

[sleek gazelle]

You mean Bill Clinton

[supple oak]

sorry, did you see the bill clinton?

[half flame]

Yes, I look at myself in the mirror every morning and tell myself "let's be the best unorthodox reformed rabbi there is"

[half flame]

The best campaign poster

Now we can tell one another apart

[dreamy wadi]

People have different tastes man

Elden Ring is good but it’s definitely not everyone’s cup of tea

[uncut cove]

“I did not have sexual relations with Melina”

[restive tinsel]

"I did not lay those foolish ambitions to rest"

[uncut cove]

Lmao

[half flame]

He stole everyone's maidens

[uncut cove]

The maiden in The chapel of anticipation didn’t kill herself

[plucky fjord]

At least the kid let them finish their speeches first

[cerulean mortar]

“I did not have relations with that woman, that Ranni woman”

[opal cargo]

🤣💯

[uncut cove]

😳

[plush depot]

Does this mean Armored Core will feature Patches and Bill Clinton, because of this invader appearance?

[hearty charm]

fire giant is a little nervous

[ember meadow]

cant stop laughing

[plucky fjord]

Me either

[half flame]

😈