general-discussion

[hot dome]

yeah i dont mind walking in a straight line ngl

[timid echo]

yess

[wheat comet]

Only real person here

[naive glade]

It was my first souls game. Sadly it's mid.

[halcyon kernel]

Ds3 mid lol

[gray smelt]

why even lie

[urban fox]

i tried dark souls 3

[halcyon kernel]

I'll now take my leave

[ornate dew]

if anything i appreciate the linearity for the sake of tracking progression

[tulip kite]

Yeah I think I'm going to stick to dark souls 3

[gray smelt]

this is not aprils fool

[shut relic]

Nah someone used Sekiro is linear as a con against DS3

[ornate dew]

what would the lie even be

[timid echo]

you gonna have a good time 😜

[paper seal]

you will cry

[ionic sluice]

yall will not believe who ranni is married to on my tomodach island 😭😭

[hot dome]

evil sans

[arctic frost]

Nothing against DS3, Elden Ring is simply an upgrade.

[gray smelt]

who

[tulip kite]

Yeah sure

[boreal crest]

guys is leyndell much harder than previous zones?

[ionic sluice]

im so deadass its sans from undertale

[shut relic]

If you have the money just buy Lies of P instead

[ornate dew]

in many respects it is an improvement

[naive glade]

It is an upgrade, but I actually have things against DS3

[urban fox]

depends, its hard for a baby

[ornate dew]

still a great game tho

[timid echo]

lies of p is amazing

[tulip kite]

How much does that cost

[harsh elbow]

Every fromsouls is an upgrade over 3 lol

[arctic frost]

Well, I do still hold the dreadful color pallette against DS3 😂

[naive glade]

TRUE

[gray smelt]

souls slop

[boreal crest]

damn then its impossible

[shut relic]

Idk about PS pricing

[wheat comet]

More discourse, more violence, more hate

[arctic frost]

LoP best Soulslike

[harsh elbow]

Ds3 is just linear bossrush slop

[tulip kite]

Okay I'm going to search it up

[naive glade]

What do you mean I love muddy grey greyish brown and piss yellow

[ornate dew]

that is fair tbh

[shut relic]

It's an amazing game and has dlc

[urban fox]

real eyes realize real lies

[timid echo]

I still haven't played overture gng I needa

[tulip kite]

It cost $60 My budget is $50

[vernal bridge]

[ornate dew]

color wise ds1 looks better than ds3

[timid echo]

yess

[arctic frost]

I'm sorry sir, but we also have red flame effect and ember over in DS3. Please.

[paper seal]

get yo games on sale

[wheat comet]

The colors tell a story

[urban fox]

i take responsibility for racism

[ornate dew]

could fromsoft argue that's the point because the world of ds3 is crumbling apart at the seams? yes

[shut relic]

I haven't too tbh

[arctic frost]

DS3 the worst offender in the genre when it comes to colors icl

[wheat comet]

Can we lowk crucify you

[tulip kite]

Thanks you saved me

[timid echo]

how hard can the dlc be on new game plus

[urban fox]

ive been crucified once

[gray smelt]

everything wise ds1 better than ds3

[urban fox]

np bro

always for the homies

[ornate dew]

ehhh im not going that far

[timid echo]

even the bosses ???

[shut relic]

Facts

[urban fox]

ds1 is trash

[pastel cove]

Lies of poop more like

[last crow]

Definitely not, not in the room plan I am in

[ornate dew]

im not gonna lie the ds1 bosses kinda suck compared to 3

[pastel cove]

Uninformation

[naive glade]

Battle of mid

[pastel cove]

Artorias

[naive glade]

Mid slop vs mid slop

[shut relic]

This is a lie
I'm familiar with your game

[arctic frost]

Not even kinda, they straight up do

[ornate dew]

1 singular good boss

[last crow]

My room has only one place for a door, even though its the biggest room

[harsh elbow]

Obviously
Ds1 bosses are horrendous, but the game itself is far better than ds3

[timid echo]

Gael is such an amazing boss

[naive glade]

He didn't say Manus

[timid echo]

peak dlc

[last crow]

LOL

[shut relic]

That is true

[arctic frost]

DS1, I can give Artorias and Manus maybe

O&S for being iconic

[pastel cove]

Kalameet and Manus were pretty fun

[naive glade]

Manus should always be over Artorias

[ornate dew]

the good bosses in ds1 are exceptions to the rule that ds1 bosses are mid

[gray smelt]

armored knight slop

[last crow]

Its like reds making tunnels

[shut relic]

Capra demon for being an og ragebait

[ornate dew]

pound for pound ds3 bosses are so much better

[naive glade]

Way more complex and interesting positioning based attacks

[pastel cove]

And what is rock sasha

[native holly]

Finally i killed the First boss

[ornate dew]

dont even make me bring up bed of chaos

[urban fox]

AresAlexanderGreatScipioAugusts

[arctic frost]

Worst DS3 boss would be top 25% at the very least in DS1 and 2

[pastel cove]

I cant lie I genuienly find bed of chaos fun

[urban fox]

what about kilo by kilo

[naive glade]

Unironically extremely consistent when you learn the attack pattern lmao

[timid echo]

ds1 level design is simply the best doe

[ornate dew]

this is the one time im going to call someone's personal opinion simply wrong

[shut relic]

Not lost izalith

[pastel cove]

Okay hear me out

[shut relic]

No

[arctic frost]

You just rage bait here, it doesn't count

[timid echo]

yeah true

[naive glade]

I always laugh when people say BoC is the worst boss in the series. Not even top 10.

[ornate dew]

if you love having to do runbacks as a boss mechanic you're insane icl

[harsh elbow]

Ds1 has the worst bosses innthe trilogy but the best level design for the most part
Ds2 is basically upgraded ds1 with abit worse level design, more variety and has actual decent bosses out of dlc
Ds3 is just bad outside of bosses

[arctic frost]

It is the only boss they had to apologize for, idk man

[pastel cove]

If they either changed the mechanics so that it wasnt some roblox obby parkour type of boss fight OR moved the bonfire to be right next to the boss so that you didnt have to go through lost izalith every single time then I think it would lowkey be enjoyable

[ionic sluice]

lowkey even if the second phase is bs i find the first phase of consort radahn fight to be really fun

[naive glade]

Twin Princes runback is literally longer than BoC's btw (and has more jank)

[gray smelt]

💀

[ornate dew]

twin princes does not expect of you to have to do runbacks in order to complete

[naive glade]

I'd post the damning Twin Princes.avi video but I think links aren't allowed here

[grim flume]

first phase is too easy imo

[gray smelt]

cpr and fun does not goes well together

[naive glade]

Neither does BoC. Your point?

[shut relic]

Cromised ponsort radahn

[grim flume]

second phase straight bs cuz when i light roll into the swords the beams still hit me even tho im literally in pcrs ass

[ornate dew]

bed of chaos literally has a checkpoint system between runbacks what are you talking about

[arctic frost]

Well yeah, CPR shouldn't exactly be fun

[grim flume]

cross slash is the worst attack in phase 2 imo

[arctic frost]

PCR on the other hand...

[naive glade]

The checkpoint system is to make it easier on the player, but you can easily get it down in one go (as I have consistently)

[shut relic]

Still not fun I'd assume

[naive glade]

Are you insinuating that not losing your progress is a negative on a boss

[grim flume]

depends on who

[arctic frost]

First phase is just a normal Elden Ring boss

[pastel cove]

If you use a bow you can cheese the bed of chaos

[arctic frost]

[shut relic]

Fun for the giver not so much for the receiver (unless they're dying and they need it)

[naive glade]

I've literally done the TP runback more times than I've ever done the BoC runback

TP is an underhated boss, Lorian standing slam hitbox 💀

[shut relic]

Cheese every boss then
Matter solved

[gray smelt]

Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

[naive glade]

Ok ok ok but have you considered learning the fight and figuring out how it works so you don't struggle on it in the future

[pastel cove]

There is no gaping dragon cheese

[grim flume]

ds1 is peak ds2 is ass ds3 is the best in the trilogy but elden ring beats it in everything bloodborne is overrated and sekiro is l1 spam and demon souls is bad || is what a larper would say ||

[pastel cove]

I've beaten dark souls 1 30 times I know every boss

[naive glade]

Yeah you were the one who liked BoC

[gray smelt]

who

[halcyon kernel]

Ds3 makes me miserable

[naive glade]

Myb wasn't talking to you

[pastel cove]

I like design

[timid echo]

now we know your character

[grim flume]

larpers

[indigo pelican]

Hi

[thick halo]

That’s what the takes an average 16 years old boy that just started gaming would take

[grim flume]

im playing ds3 rn i just beat aldrich and idk where to go

[gray smelt]

the one above you

[drowsy elbow]

Yo peeps does PCR one shot 45 vigor?

[grim flume]

most likely

[halcyon kernel]

The level design, the filter, the enemies, the art direction, the poise system,, features from other games not returning, its just bleeeeh

[halcyon kernel]

Oh you poor soul

[thick halo]

Time to do the dungeon

[drowsy elbow]

So what your saying is dont invest in vigor?

[urban fox]

im in the toilet

[inner gyro]

Would it be a bad thing to say that DS3 was carried primarily by the variety of well designed bosses?

[rapid tusk]

Ideal stats if am using nagakba with bloodhound fang war of ash?

[urban fox]

shitting

[drowsy elbow]

All right

[thick halo]

What they’re saying is to get 60 vigor

[harsh elbow]

Nope because that's basically how it is lol

[last crow]

Yes

[halcyon kernel]

Honestly don't care for most of ds3's bosses

[gray smelt]

the interconnected map slop not returning

[urban fox]

why is

[keen zephyr]

you don't care for peak?

[drowsy elbow]

Why have vigor if i dont get hit?

[arctic frost]

No?

[shut relic]

So the auto filter censors the product but not the process

[halcyon kernel]

The boss I look forward to fighting most when I played that game again was Champion Gundyr

[hexed kernel]

sekiro is meh
get dark souls 3, bloodborne or dark souls 2
even nightreign

[urban fox]

ye

its a door

[thick halo]

Because you’re getting hit

[halcyon kernel]

I don't consider it peak

[keen zephyr]

terrible taste in games

[grim flume]

nah get to 60 vigor and you'll survive more its worth it

[naive glade]

Gundyr is awesome yeah

[remote musk]

Is this the Trade room

[grim flume]

where is it

[drowsy elbow]

Dam. Good point thanks.

[still wren]

as mod of this server thus my opinion is more correct than everyone else s, sekiro is the best fs game

[arctic frost]

No, this is #general-discussion

[shut relic]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[nova canyon]

Said bloodborne but not sekiro😭😭

[inner gyro]

Like I mentioned before, DS2 isn’t as bad as most people say it is. In fact it think it’s pretty decent compared to all other souls games. The run backs are pretty terrible, but the exploration aspect is probably the best in terms of the other two Dark Souls games.

[gray smelt]

read

[shut relic]

Hell yeah shuwa

[halcyon kernel]

😭

[urban fox]

guys what would you prefer

[thick halo]

Go back to irithyll

[gray smelt]

me when i lie

[hexed kernel]

bloodborne is cool

[harsh elbow]

Ds2 is the best of the trilogy lol

[thick halo]

Find distant manor bonfire

[nova canyon]

Yes shuwa sekiro is indeed the best game

[halcyon kernel]

Bloodborne is alright

[grim flume]

i lowk cant

[naive glade]

All souls games are bad actually
Geometry dash >>>

[hexed kernel]

more like
second worst souls game

[inner gyro]

I never lie. I may have terrible takes, but I don’t lie.

[gray smelt]

aprils fool already over roughly 2 weeks ago

[slim trout]

Tetris >>>

[drowsy elbow]

Lmao

[nova canyon]

Js parry

[still wren]

im going back to sleep

[harsh elbow]

It's not a joke

[naive glade]

0/10 ragebait

[hexed kernel]

doom 1 >>>>>

[arctic frost]

DS2 remake could be a certified banger game. Keep the ideas, get rid of the jank.

[grim flume]

snake classic is still the best game oat

[harsh elbow]

Ds2 is basically an upgraded ds1 while ds3 is just worse than both

[slim trout]

Pong >>>>

[shut relic]

Pong

[halcyon kernel]

A remake would probably ruin it

[still wren]

i slept at 1130 last night, woke up at 630 its 730 now and ill slee till 930

[nova canyon]

Minesweeper>>

[naive glade]

DS3 remake could be a certified banger game
DS1 remake could be a certified banger game
Fromsoft is the potential man of game developers

[shut relic]

Oversleeping is bad

[grim flume]

well im glad people still debate on the best fromsoftware souls game years and years later

[slim trout]

where's the separator between hours and minutes

[arctic frost]

For the current fans, yeah for sure. For me? No 😂

[compact spire]

Guys its time to beat mohg

[shut relic]

3 hrs is more than enough

[thick halo]

Honestly that one was fun

[shut relic]

Pinball

[arctic frost]

lol

[inner gyro]

Which is why DS2 is the best of both worlds.

[keen zephyr]

we need omni directional rolling

[urban fox]

have the best day of your life or die

[grim flume]

google play store offline games >

[halcyon kernel]

It'd probably strip the soul out of that game like Demon Souls remake did

[thin harbor]

hello chat how we doing this day

[gray smelt]

i was laugh, so it is a joke

[compact spire]

@thick halo your pfp is taken from an undertale meme right?

[grim flume]

backstepping should've always had iframes

[nova canyon]

Ds2 has been more fun than ds3 so far. I love it

[gray smelt]

actual rage bait

[thick halo]

I don’t know

[rapid tusk]

Ideal stats if am using nagakba with bloodhound fang war of ash am gonna fight Margot soon the one at the erdtree

[shut relic]

The reddit crashout during the game awards

[compact spire]

I see.

[arctic frost]

I haven't played either version of Demon Souls, so can't comment on that.

[compact spire]

?

[nova canyon]

Started doing rituals and shi

[halcyon kernel]

Demon Souls Remake looks and feels like UE5 slop

[shut relic]

The half life subreddit went insane last December

[thick lintel]

I’m going to buy the Elden Ring DLC, but it feels a bit expensive. Will it go on sale?

[hot dome]

they go insane every week

[compact spire]

Its a bunch of memes but the charectar that is being injected is diffrent

[karmic monolith]

idk if its true but ifelt it has less iframes than rolling

[shut relic]

But last December was a severe one

[naive glade]

Crazy how they made UE5slop before UEslop was a thing

[grim flume]

nah it wont but its well worth buying it
game is very replayable so you'll be playing the dlc alot

[hot dome]

yeah i have no clue why they deluded themselves like that

[halcyon kernel]

I said it looks and feels like which it does

[karmic monolith]

insert copium injection

[last crow]

Because im Ares Alexander the great Scipio Africanus Augustus ceasar

[arctic frost]

Yeah, DeS remake looks nice.

[naive glade]

Tarnished Edition will have them bundled surely

[shut relic]

Ue5, lumen, ray tracing, buzzword buzzword buzzword

[compact spire]

Im not fammlier with half life 1 or 2

[thick halo]

Good lord

[grim flume]

cause it looks good son

[halcyon kernel]

Looks very generic

[shut relic]

Oh you should play those games

[thick halo]

The Gordon freeman slander

[gray smelt]

no

[pastel cove]

Damn Tht's disappointing

[arctic frost]

Generic pretty > generic ugly in my books

[grim flume]

i agree

[narrow orbit]

Yeah but it's 80$

[karmic monolith]

you gotta give them props for being this enduring tho

[compact spire]

I wish. But me no pc

[inner gyro]

Dark Souls: Remastered is possibly the best Dark Souls game, but that’s a conversation that most people aren’t ready to have yet.

[pastel cove]

Am I still able to play the original Demon's Souls

[grim flume]

if bloodborne got a remake it should still have the same atmosphere

[pastel cove]

What on earth is Tarished Edition

[shut relic]

Ahh

[naive glade]

The best fromslop game is Ninja Blade

[grim flume]

if bloodborne looked like demon souls graphics i dont think it'd be good

[halcyon kernel]

I have the original demon souls on my ps3 and eventually plan to play it

[shut relic]

Ball knowledge

[compact spire]

From slop?

How dare you

[naive glade]

Potentialmanslop

Meet potential game developer!

[grim flume]

souls slop roll slop boss slop

[shut relic]

No true Fromsoftware fan truly likes Fromsoftware

[karmic monolith]

there is a nintendo bloodborne look a like tho, the duskblood

[grim flume]

true

[thick lintel]

Is it forbidden to tag a moderator?

[halcyon kernel]

Original Demon Souls looks so much more dream like and ethereal

[fervent fable]

What is the easiest way to counter the godskin duo

[gray smelt]

no

[nova canyon]

Sleep pots

[hot dome]

sleep pots

[grim flume]

nah spam ping them ifyw

[hot dome]

copycat

[compact spire]

Im a true fromsoft fan. I got all soulsborne but demon souls

[nova canyon]

Snail

[hot dome]

slug

[shut relic]

Metal

[karmic monolith]

pop spirit ashes only target one guy

[compact spire]

Only reasonable answer

[gray smelt]

me when i lie

[grim flume]

true fromsoft fans call elden ring the best game and bloodborne overrated

[last crow]

@fickle needle Hi Turk

[hot dome]

I was thinking slug from dragon ball

[thick lintel]

hi

[shut relic]

If you have something genuine then tag on the mods who are online

[grim flume]

ds1 is soooo bad bro even demon souls better 🤣 🤣

[compact spire]

What part? That I have almost all soulsborne?

[naive glade]

The latter half is an objective fact

[fervent fable]

anyone down to jus chill in vc while playing?

[last crow]

I have been WRONGED!

[nova canyon]

0/10 ragebait +1 for the effort though! Keep it up youre gonna go places

[gray smelt]

no

[naive glade]

10/10 happybait but -10 for the effort!

[grim flume]

i must become a professional ragebaiter

[pastel cove]

DS1 is genuiely peak

[fervent fable]

mbmb

[arctic frost]

Hold on, I gotta see some of OG Demon Souls now. If it doesn't look better than the remake, I stg...

[nova canyon]

One day lad

[compact spire]

I can see that your pfp is lilly lovebraids

[grim flume]

okay get this: ds2 is better than elden ring ✅

[hot dome]

0/10

[nova canyon]

Stop making it obvious

[compact spire]

-1/10

[karmic monolith]

i find ds3 to be better than ds 1 but both are peak still

[hot dome]

you need to say something like ds3 is the only souls game anyone should play

[naive glade]

Kindnessbait 7/10

[inner gyro]

The most transparent ragebait I’ve ever had the decency to lay my eyes on.

[grim flume]

hmmmm

[thick lintel]

@fickle needlemerhabalar elden ringin dlc indirimi oluyormu biraz bilgisizimde bu konuda bilgin varsa paylaşabilirmisin daha sonra etiketlersen görürüm veya cevap verirsen sevinirim :) görmezsende sağlık olsun:)

[shut relic]

Rex giving him the straw hat of ragebait

[karmic monolith]

copycat

[hot dome]

snail

[gray smelt]

nostalgic slop

[grim flume]

elden ring has better combat than sekiro

[nova canyon]

He'll be the bait king one day

[karmic monolith]

jus come outside bro

[shut relic]

A master at baiting

[nova canyon]

Hell maybe even a master... yeah imma stop

[last crow]

Dumbass

[spare spear]

In my opinion DS1 is better it just felt more alive, DS3 is still a good game

[grim flume]

baiter.

[nova canyon]

@thick void

[last crow]

You both

[nova canyon]

Not me

[grim flume]

we

[karmic monolith]

er combat is a very low slope but lengthy curve to climb sekiro has a very steep slope but once it clicks it seems easy as hell

[inner gyro]

I see why a lot of people say that the bosses in DS2 aren’t good, simply because some of them are reused.

[nova canyon]

Er combat: dodge

[grim flume]

elden ring tho

[halcyon kernel]

ER having the ability to dodge by jumping or crouching is so good

[hot dome]

wait til you play er

[arctic frost]

Sekiro has a more polished combat system, but Elden Ring has hundreds of weapons and spells while Sekiro is just Katana man parry

[grim flume]

sekiro combat: parry

[paper seal]

you have a long road ahead of you. Ragebaits have become so common ain't no one falling for low level ones

[grim flume]

it might make the combat on par with sekiro

[naive glade]

Cringe panic rolling vs SOULFUL positioning/jump/crouch/lowprofiling slop

[hot dome]

108 takes no skill, all you do is press roll

[halcyon kernel]

You also have ashes of war that allow you to dodge

[south ledge]

gotta be honest. its only satisfying cause of "cling clang" remove that and its boring as hell

[nova canyon]

This is why no roll is a w challenge

[south ledge]

had that experience when i couldnt find my headset once

[timid echo]

bloodhound step ye

[karmic monolith]

i respect that personally one of my big ups was the graphics differnece between the two but yea obviously they are years apart but what can i say im a sucker for good scenery

[gray smelt]

once it clicks, it clicks

[hot dome]

no roll takes no skill, all you do is bait attacks

[gaunt tulip]

@tender marsh wanna lwk be friends?

[grim flume]

if future fromsoft games relied more on positioning, crouching and jumping instead of only rolling its a massive improvement

[spare spear]

I acc respect this

[karmic monolith]

it becomes more so like one of those dance timing games in arcade rather than a souls game

[halcyon kernel]

Blind spot and raptor of the mists

Quickstep too

[chilly stone]

and funny shinobi tools

[harsh elbow]

Going back to ds1 and ds2 days

[naive glade]

DS1 is shieldslop

[south ledge]

ER has a lot of DS2 DNA in it

[timid echo]

what's their new project ? duskbloods right

[arctic frost]

Looked at OG DeS, it's just generic '00s bland vs generic '20s pretty

[nova canyon]

Fortnite copy✌️😂

[grim flume]

yea so that means no bloodborne 2
if they made duskbloods they wouldn't make bloodborne 2

which is mid

[karmic monolith]

i loved staring up at the erd tree and how the scenery in the sky changed with every single different area fromsoft really pulled out all stops at er scenery

[serene fjord]

Hello everyone

[gray smelt]

its called learning from other games

[nova canyon]

Er is what ds2 could've been

[paper seal]

Hello Datcherus

[narrow orbit]

Learning from better games*

[grim flume]

er graphics are mid but the artstyle is the best ive seen in any game

[gray smelt]

nightriegn bloodborne edition

[grim flume]

fr ds2 is way better than elden slop 🤣

[inner gyro]

Nah, but some of the bosses attack speed in Dark Souls II are so slow. Like the delayed attacks are just too slow to the point where you can do an entire walk around them.

[arctic frost]

And DS1. And DS3. And Bloodborne
It's like they've done a good job of refining their Soulsborne formula there or sth

[nova canyon]

Its not ridiculous to say that

[kind mountain]

is the king in yellow a hard book im dumb

[karmic monolith]

for the price its solid overall imo, atleast its not ubislop ac shadows charging 60 bucks for a trash game

[grim flume]

nah demon souls still the best

[outer girder]

DS2 is the only good DS

[arctic frost]

Yup. Slightly dated graphics, but incredible art direction.

[grim flume]

demon souls is the best game in the trilogy

[south ledge]

er graphics are definitely lacking by the standards of a 2022 game but yeah id say artstyle is more important overall. besides you wouldnt want to go too crazy on graphics anyway to keep requirements low and expand potential buyers

[chilly stone]

ds2 hate has always been so forced

[gray smelt]

ds2 and better not in the same vocabulary

[outer girder]

anyone who hates ds2 is just larping ds

[grim flume]

some say the game is still laggy tho

[karmic monolith]

dualshock 2

[urban fox]

or has a brain

[inner gyro]

Dark Souls: Remastered >>>>>

[naive glade]

No fromslop game is important enough to hate

[kind mountain]

i dont get the glaze on ds2 honestly

[south ledge]

i didnt say the performance is good.. if it was i wouldnt have written a whole effing guide on it
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[outer girder]

larp larp larp sahur

[chilly stone]

they played for 1 hour and never figured out what ADP means

[south ledge]

the er pc port is really sloppy.

[outer girder]

even&doe it isn't

[grim flume]

elden ring base game has good peformance but sometimes the dlc is hella laggy

[outer girder]

this doesn't happen

[halcyon kernel]

THe brainrot is strong in me

[spare spear]

That’s literally me, I love scenery, I was fascinated seeing the giant pot atop the mountain from cealid lol

[gray smelt]

i frame slop you say?

[grim flume]

dodge slop

[inner gyro]

But I can’t even lie though, that run back to the Bed of Chaos is literal torture.

[chilly stone]

drop a shoe and its owner will pick it up

[arctic frost]

ADP was a mistake

[south ledge]

i frame being tied to a stat still makes no sense to me tbh

[outer girder]

all fromsoft is rollslop except for Dark Souls 2

[karmic monolith]

lmao same although i have still not figured how to get down and what the hell was the lore of that area anyway why is there a giant pot standing guard there

[naive glade]

DLC is terrible performance wise

[harsh elbow]

Dark souls 2 is positioning slop

[compact spire]

I reached the letter L in mohg fight

[outer girder]

all DS1 second half runbacks suck twin ✌️🥹

[gray smelt]

say the majula slop

[naive glade]

It should've been tied to dexterity obviously

[grim flume]

ds3 has the worst runbacks

[timid echo]

whats with FS and their goofy optimizing

[outer girder]

that's majula gem to you larper

[spare spear]

The fire giant keeps it from burning the tree by feeding it snow constantly

[grim flume]

slave knight gael runback is too long js respawn me in the arena at that point bro

[naive glade]

Thats why its called fromslop ✅

[gray smelt]

the only good area in the game

[naive glade]

Midjula

[south ledge]

at least its somewhat better on consoles

[arctic frost]

I am all for clowning on DS2, but Majula slander is where I have to draw the line...

[grim flume]

ill take this over calling it mid

[compact spire]

You call it like that.

[naive glade]

I am all for praising DS2 but Majula praise is where I have to draw the line

[grim flume]

@naive glade

[inner gyro]

DeS & DS2 probably has it worse.

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-uma-musume-truth-nuke-explosion-plushie-gif-4907073999023372942

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Best

[grim flume]

nahhh ds3 is sooo bad trust me

[karmic monolith]

ohhhh you mean the giants chalice, i thought you meant this giant warrior pot that stands guard there in caelid, think of it like a giant alexander

[teal geode]

Hay

[gray smelt]

can't beat the slop allegations

[spare spear]

It’s the big owner

[grim flume]

5 seconds is way too long

[halcyon kernel]

How are you?

[keen zephyr]

better than er tho

[outer girder]

demons souls "runback" is just playing the level again twin

[sudden sonnet]

Is 3600 AR, high?

[teal geode]

Angry.

[spare spear]

Oh no no

[halcyon kernel]

Y

[teal geode]

My ikea visit has been terrible

[naive glade]

They should bring this back

[halcyon kernel]

Oof

[teal geode]

They’re not selling the alien plushies anymore

And they don’t serve carrot cake

[grim flume]

ok but honestly i dont like bloodborne runbacks i hated father gascogine runbacks, plus i had to keep farming blood vials

[halcyon kernel]

Alien plushies?

[teal geode]

The two things I came here for are GONE

[spare spear]

Chocolate cake better🗣️

[naive glade]

Honestly I don't like bloodborne

[boreal crest]

guys i just got on the dectus lift thingy and there are archers what do i do

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-38365686684497469

This guy

[inner gyro]

DeS is just a gimmick game anyways.

[grim flume]

carrot cake >>>>>>

[karmic monolith]

my fav sky scenery has to be in liurnia and raya lucaria where the moon adn erdtree were side by side real magestic really made me stop there and take some screenshots for the first time

[outer girder]

peakborne has the Kirky Hammer tho ✌️🥹

[compact spire]

Once you farm 20 it's ♾️

[halcyon kernel]

Poopyland hehehe

[grim flume]

why

[dapper birch]

Yo what's up guys

[compact spire]

I farmed for 15m to get it. Maybe 30m

[spare spear]

I take screen shots aswell 😭

[naive glade]

I feel like most of the reasons are pretty obvious

[keen zephyr]

play sekiro

[hard sable]

Hey guys what's a good weapon main game for a faith build? something good to take into the dlc. preferably one handed too ig

[grim flume]

okay but why didnt they put bloodborne weapon ideas in the newer games

[teal geode]

[compact spire]

Bro. Say why

[arctic frost]

you don't have the right, oh, you don't have the right

[outer girder]

they have the pizza roller in ER

[grim flume]

marikas hammer

[halcyon kernel]

Have you heard of the game faith the unholy trinity?

[compact spire]

O you don't the right

[gray smelt]

river of blood

[hard sable]

i've never heard someone mention that weapon before, perhaps i'll give it a try i suppose

[spare spear]

I remember another Elden Lord was izmar, is he still here??

[karmic monolith]

two peas in a pod, i wanna see whats the fuss about bloodborne now, unfortunately my brother broke the cd and by the time i could get a new one my ps4 broke down, i gave up after that and swiched to pc

[south ledge]

what are the chances of there being a bloodborne 2 if the new bloodborne anime movie is a hit?

[inner gyro]

We need more Elden Ring armament emojis.

[compact spire]

You get it after you beat the main game btw

[arctic frost]

We need Undertaker and Scholar emoji and sticker

[spare spear]

Scenery is sooo good but the bosses are kinda lack laster

[gray smelt]

none

[hard sable]

i mean i'd prefer something that scales with faith

[grim flume]

it comes from the final boss and its pretty cool
the ash of war has a long animation but it does good damage and looks great and it also lets you avoid some ground attacks

[teal geode]

Father Garcia sweeps

[spare spear]

Overhyped Bloodborne is

[arctic frost]

0, probably

[compact spire]

<- gay

[south ledge]

😭

[grim flume]

elden woke

[south ledge]

at least we got a movie

[gray smelt]

do yourself a favor and relocate your stats

[karmic monolith]

bloodborne two no but bloodborne remastered defiinitely cz bluepoint games were blocked by miyazaki as he wanted to be personally involved in the remaster and sony did not step in between

[spare spear]

Better not mess up like fnaf was

[halcyon kernel]

As soon as I got out of the car for the first time I went down onto the road and quickly got ran over by a semi truck 😭

[grim flume]

demon elden souls 3 borne kiro rings die twice scholar of the first slop

[naive glade]

circle jump
30 FPS
general lack of qol because miyazaki hates qol
instability damage
inexcusably terrible bosses
many graphical issues (first fromslop game for next gen)
It's set in the UK

[hard sable]

oh that's cool ig i see what attack of radagon's that's supposed to be. dy have any other suggestions, perhaps from a little earlier on ?

[gray smelt]

anime slop you say?

[gaunt tulip]

omg

[arctic frost]

All valid honestly

[gray smelt]

weebs gonna love it

[gaunt tulip]

i just single tried maliketh

[karmic monolith]

so its a mix of ds bosses and er scenery and art, tho the gothic style reminds me heavily of the gothic cathedrals in europe (germany, austria and czech)

[south ledge]

let it release first before calling it a slop damnit

[left hearth]

makar sword is pretty peak

[hard sable]

I think it wouldn't be a faith build then. just in my opinion

[grim flume]

i mean golden halberd is really early it comes from tree sentinel, it does good damage

[dark beacon]

hello

[hard sable]

i forgot about that one

[arctic frost]

It's not going to be an anime, just a western style animated movie

[south ledge]

whats the problem with it being an anime
live action has way more chance to mess up if the cg is bad

[gray smelt]

hello what

[hard sable]

Yeah i'll def try that one for now, cheers

[dark beacon]

just saying hi

[gray smelt]

slop asf

[spare spear]

Yes it’s what it’s based off, the human bosses are a lot better than beast bosses, still not that good quite bad compared to bosses in DS3 for example

[grim flume]

he's just being a stupid bum trust

[gaunt tulip]

@tender marsh 9k damage perk 2 combo.. i did it on maliketh and got him to second phase. he didnt even hit me

[grim flume]

yasha is a lil special

[dark beacon]

me?

[karmic monolith]

often times those same live action peeps have never even played the game, animated directors are more likely to be fans of the game and preserve its spirit

[left hearth]

makar + bloodhound is also great

[grim flume]

nah yasha

[karmic monolith]

fairs

[dark beacon]

oh ok

[south ledge]

only good live action adaptation ive seen so far is one piece, ive heard about some others but never watched them

one piece live action was actually watchable

[karmic monolith]

same avatar live action sucked so bad but the paramount animated version looks so peak

rip to the animators tho ever since it got leaked

[south ledge]

they literally emailed it to a random guy by accident

[pure imp]

Which class is better to start a blackflame/godskin cosplay run? Im thinking wretch cus of stat spread, but I am also thinking about prophet for a bit of mind and faith

[south ledge]

they deserve it if thats how it got leaked

[dark beacon]

how about the death note one

[south ledge]

slop

[spare spear]

As someone who watched the entire one piece anime, the live action looks a little wierd

[karmic monolith]

no one has verified it, it was probably a false claim so it doesnt seem like an insider leak

[urban fox]

alice in borderland?

[karmic monolith]

and the tweet was deleted soon

[urban fox]

kenshin?

[keen zephyr]

it's peak

[boreal crest]

is there gonna be an elden ring live action?

[karmic monolith]

plus it seems real unlikely that after paramount made the switch the movie got leaked

[hasty kayak]

Yes

[boreal crest]

oh cool

[karmic monolith]

yes

[boreal crest]

wait i know u

[south ledge]

is this the same manga whose author was yk.. caught with questionable material and maybe tried to assault a minor? or is it something else with a similar name

[karmic monolith]

the rune farm guy yes

[halcyon kernel]

Who dis

[hasty kayak]

Nobody

[harsh elbow]

Other than okina and the grave with zamor is there anything left in the 2nd half of mountaintops of giants+

[keen zephyr]

on a serious note, kingdom live action probs the best one i've seen

[hasty kayak]

Hi fatigue

[halcyon kernel]

Policy my friend what music do you like?

[gaunt tulip]

should ' get my arc to 80?

[halcyon kernel]

Do you like prog or melodic metal stuff?

[hasty kayak]

Anything from linkin park

[urban fox]

uh i think yes, live action is based on his manga

[halcyon kernel]

May I send you a song?

[urban fox]

bit adaptation is rly good

[hasty kayak]

Sure

[urban fox]

so is edge of tomorrow, alice in borderland, alitta battle angel

[south ledge]

okay thats hard pass. i dont care how good that stuff is. the author is a disgusting human being and none of his work is worth giving any attention to imo

[lapis vortex]

How evil

[urban fox]

alright fair, but the live action is good

[thick halo]

Steel ball run is extremely good

[thick halo]

That’s how you make a great anime from a goated manga

[urban fox]

i liked the first episode, im wondering if i should start the manga

because theres no episodes

[shut relic]

Yeah

[south ledge]

ive seen battle angel, it was quite good. though its been years since i watched it, should rewatch it sometime

[latent oriole]

Yeah

[gray smelt]

classic misinformation

[urban fox]

ye its good

watch edge of tomorrow

[latent oriole]

There is, theres photos from sets

[gray smelt]

who

[urban fox]

rly good

[urban fox]

watsuki

[thick halo]

I hate that there is no episodes

[south ledge]

ruroni kenshin's author

[urban fox]

me too

also another great adaptation of a manga is oldboy

[spare spear]

Yeah live action movie

[boreal crest]

what are the capital outskirts?

i just got there idk

[lusty owl]

i actually despise mohgs 2nd phase

im trying so badly not to resort to mimic

[urban fox]

just beat it

i could help you if you give me 20euro

nah im joking

[plain vault]

@worn wigeon

[timid echo]

I love you

[urban fox]

i want a kiss on the cheek

[south ledge]

use purifying crystal tear if you arent

[gray smelt]

an ourskirt with textures and colors

[sick storm]

job

[timid echo]

oldboy is in my top 4 fav movies oat

[south ledge]

it will make the nihil attack basically do 0 dmg

[urban fox]

dang

[boreal crest]

what?

[urban fox]

good taste

have you read the manga?

[timid echo]

nah , is it any good

[urban fox]

really good but totally different from the movie

u know THAT plot twist

well it never happens in the manga

[sour lagoon]

Should I put pickles on my gyro

[timid echo]

yep with his daughter

[gray smelt]

that just how it is

[urban fox]

and act theres no incest in the manga at all

[timid echo]

damn

[timid echo]

wbt the villain how different is he

[desert robin]

Mrreow

[sour lagoon]

Rawr

[urban fox]

its more philosophical

villain is the same but for different reasons

[sour lagoon]

Why tf doesn’t Arby’s have cucumbers for their gyros

Amateurs

[urban fox]

but the manga has a lot more characters and less action

[timid echo]

have you seen lady vengeance?

another movie by the same director

[urban fox]

do we count on tiktok?

[timid echo]

gng 😭

[sour lagoon]

It’s ok I have cucumbers at home

[urban fox]

if not, then no

[naive glade]

last part is false, questionable material is true, also why is it so hard to use google these days smh

[compact spire]

You are not supposed to jump. It's just there and i dont use it. And yall are overreacting on the "low" fps like its ok to have 30 fps it's not a big deal. And the voice actors are britch so it's not set in the UK. Also. You serve no pourpse in this server but to hate on fromsoft and worship ds2

[urban fox]

whats arby

[timid echo]

American food slop

[naive glade]

I do worship DS2

[timid echo]

ik I can't be talking as a Brit but still

[sour lagoon]

As if British food ain’t more slop

[south ledge]

then i might be mixing them up with someone. there was another one who did the last part but yeah it was not kenshin's author

[naive glade]

But only on some days

[sour lagoon]

Sloppier

[compact spire]

Btw guys it's my cheat day

[sour lagoon]

Although European countries have better food standards I would not use British cuisine as a good example

[south ledge]

still really disgusting behavior. and they werent punished much for it either from what im seeing

[naive glade]

Also I didn't get into having to farm for blood vials, having to go through multiple long loading screens just to fast travel,

[south ledge]

only a negligible fine

[urban fox]

tomorrow is mine

[compact spire]

Cool

[urban fox]

gonna hit the 2k calories finally

[harsh wharf]

I eatid a lemon

[naive glade]

BB gestures 💀

[harsh wharf]

[compact spire]

I FINALY ate bread 🥹

[sour lagoon]

Yum

[naive glade]

Anyways it just feels bad and plays bad

[urban fox]

Boy you should eat bread every day

bread is not cheat

[compact spire]

Im on keto

[sour lagoon]

Up to 100g of carb isn’t bad if ur working out

[compact spire]

Kinda

I hate keto by all means

[urban fox]

still not cheat

[wheat comet]

Wake up samurai, we have a city to burn

[urban fox]

if u eat one slice

[compact spire]

I mean the results are insane to me

[harsh elbow]

Do i start the dlc before fire giant or just before radagon?

[compact spire]

We dont have slices. We have pita bread as the main thing

[sour lagoon]

I lost about 40 lbs eating Mediterranean diet

[gray smelt]

that's what you get for being a manga author
can't stop beating the pedof allegations

[sour lagoon]

And drinking

[urban fox]

u can cut it, we cut it if we get a pita

[compact spire]

But we also have sliced bread

[arctic frost]

after you're done with base game if you intend to kill all the big bosses in the main game this playthrough

[sour lagoon]

🏛️

[south ledge]

whenever you feel ready. the dlc starts at endgame scalings though (roughly around haligtree level) and only ramps up from there. so keep that in mind
you pretty much want to have everything maxed out and around rl125-150

[worn wigeon]

Hi

[compact spire]

Its like tortilla but better for everything.

[harsh elbow]

I'm already rl260 lo
Though my dmg stats are all under 45

[south ledge]

yeah you should optimize your build and do a respec then

[compact spire]

Hello fellow fire ni- giant hater

[harsh quail]

whats your guys' fav (most beautiful) area in the game?

[urban fox]

but dont u need fibres?

[compact spire]

Hmmm

[worn wigeon]

Good on you

[urban fox]

how do u get them on keto diet

[sour lagoon]

Lake of rot

[harsh elbow]

What if i wanna try different weapons and not obliterate everything in a single touch

[sour lagoon]

Jk the eternal city

[naive glade]

Ancient Ruins of Rauh by a long shot

[gray smelt]

ni what

[harsh quail]

hella valid, what about in the dlc tho, if u have it

[sour lagoon]

Nokron and Nokstella

[sour lagoon]

Uhm idr I didn’t finish it

[arctic frost]

Before Fire Giant would normally be too early for DLC. On the other hand, leaving base game bosses for after you're done with DLC will probably make them an absolute joke with all the DLC levels and gear.
But seeing that you're already lvl 260... I don't even know 😂

[sour lagoon]

My ps4 bricked

[harsh quail]

ah

[sour lagoon]

Along with my save drive

[south ledge]

st trina's arena, cerulean west coast, bayle's arena

[harsh quail]

might be mine aswell

[sour lagoon]

Lost everything

[naive glade]

I rush the DLC most of the time lmao

[gray smelt]

f is a tamil player?

[harsh quail]

ye, amazing

[urban fox]

im selling my elden ring save file for 20euro

[arctic frost]

I meant for first playthrough I guess, can do whatever if you already know what you're doing 😛

[sour lagoon]

For some reason I only lost Bloodborne and Elden Ring saves but somehow every other game backed up to cloud

[naive glade]

#2 might be Charo's Hidden Grave for me I guess

[sour lagoon]

It was meant so I’d keep replaying these fun games

[urban fox]

and did u?

[arctic frost]

I usually assume people asking about where and when to do stuff are players who haven't already went through the entire game at least once 🤷

[sour lagoon]

I mean I’m having trouble deciding what build is most fun

[harsh wharf]

You should probably specify this is a joke

[urban fox]

ye it is a joke ofc

[twilit hedge]

298882

[harsh wharf]

Again?

[gray smelt]

and no google search involved

[harsh wharf]

Mhmm . .

[sour lagoon]

I should make a golden order witch

[naive glade]

DLC has its own scaling system with scadutree fragments
In that sense your RL doesn't matter nearly as much as how willing you are to explore

[urban fox]

as an expert, there is no correct answer

[sour lagoon]

The dark side of the golden order

[nova matrix]

My bloody toenail spites me like an unbreakable diamond

[arctic frost]

I know, but the levels and gear from base game still help and the extra stuff from the DLC would also make the remainder of the base game way easier than it would have been if you didn't visit the DLC first.

[harsh wharf]

Believer of the Smellden Ring

[sour lagoon]

Golden order incants with sorceries and whips

[urban fox]

guys yeat or carti

[wheat comet]

That must be one Crazy Diamond

[harsh wharf]

I have had the same thing but with gashes on my feet from treading on glass

[urban fox]

say that again.

[wheat comet]

That must be one Crazy Diamond.

[harsh wharf]

say that again..

[twilit hedge]

Any tips for the Fire Giant in Liurnia

[wheat comet]

That must be one Crazy Diamond

[plain vault]

hello

[sour lagoon]

Shine on

[harsh elbow]

To be fair I'm dealing like half the damage I'm supposed to at this level

Using godslayer gs with only 45 dex, 40ish fth and 35 str

[harsh wharf]

I had to look this over four different times

[worn wigeon]

Any reason for the ping or just wanted to say hi

[sour lagoon]

Any tips on dodging

[wheat comet]

Press the dodge button

[sour lagoon]

[urban fox]

dodge

[harsh wharf]

Usually you press the dodge button, sometimes sideways and sometimes forward but rarely backwards

[urban fox]

let me ask gemini

[worn wigeon]

Trial and error. Maybe try a run where you don’t attack just dodge. Dodging into the attack can help

[harsh wharf]

Grok how do I breathe

[arctic frost]

Is this your first playthrough, or...?

[hexed knoll]

Ready for the mosh pit

[harsh elbow]

First

[urban fox]

Watch the Shoulders, Not the Weapon
Bosses in Elden Ring are notorious for "delayed attacks" where they hold their sword up for three business days before swinging.

The Tip: Don't roll when the boss starts their wind-up. Wait for the moment their shoulder or elbow actually moves toward you. That is the point of no return for the animation.

[arctic frost]

Damn, what were you doing to hit lvl 260 before Fire Giant and without DLC o.O

[naive glade]

Tip: just throw yourself at the boss till you learn their moveset by muscle memory

[wheat comet]

Just git gud

[sour lagoon]

Any tips on the nameless king in Leyndell

[arctic frost]

a healthy amount of farming, I guess lol

[harsh elbow]

I may or may have not murdered a few thousand albinaurics with mohg spear since i got it at around lvl 62

[desert robin]

Meow

[arctic frost]

😅

[sour lagoon]

Woof

[harsh wharf]

Thankyou for translating, you put some soul in that slop

[harsh wharf]

Woof.

[hexed knoll]

Meow

[gray smelt]

nah i rather use my summons instead of using brain

[sour lagoon]

Woof

[plain vault]

so i beat melania and mohg and im on the dlc and im lwk stuck on messmer

[wheat comet]

I'm very passionate about what I do

[plain vault]

have u beat him?

[hexed knoll]

Why fight when spirits do it for you?

[graceful quartz]

hi give me lvl 60 strength build super damage

[wintry echo]

For reference how many hours have you guys put into your main character?

[urban fox]

ive murdered millions

[desert robin]

Like 750

[urban fox]

left a macros on my pc for 5 days

[arctic frost]

[wheat comet]

one might even say a Dark Soul

[harsh wharf]

Go back to your corner of shame

[graceful quartz]

😭

[gray smelt]

try fist ing

[south ledge]

im way past the point of caring about how many hours i have on a character

in fact i delete saves quite often..

[harsh wharf]

If we're getting hypothetical here, we could say a Demon's soul

[urban fox]

youre stupid

[graceful quartz]

🤣🤣

[soft kite]

should i fight radahn on horseback?

[hexed knoll]

I got a frequent flyer card for the blood donation centre, guess I was borne for it.

[naive glade]

no

[south ledge]

though on the game as a whole i might have around or more than 2k hours

[hasty kayak]

No

[plain vault]

No such thing as a lvl 60 high dmg strenth build son

[harsh wharf]

If you're doing it alone, yea
It can be fun

[urban fox]

💀

[wheat comet]

Demons can be quite beastly in nature; do you know who hunts beasts?

[naive glade]

Untrue

[sour lagoon]

Same

[graceful quartz]

then what to do

[plain vault]

how can you do a bunch of damage at level 6o

[hexed knoll]

There’s a 0 button for a reason

[nova matrix]

Bot

[gray smelt]

should i play game using hands?

[harsh wharf]

Hunters, like..
The ones borne from blood...

[urban fox]

you can do bunch of high damage builds in lv 20

[wintry echo]

Why’s that

[wheat comet]

Did we not do this already

[soft kite]

nah use feet if ur a real souls player

[nova matrix]

<@&910556792730292286>

[south ledge]

rage quits from challenge runs...

[nova matrix]

Crush its cpu

[wintry echo]

Oh

[hexed knoll]

Playing Elden ring with a steering wheel

[gray smelt]

homeless online

[nova matrix]

Its a bot

[plain vault]

idk how i clicked o

[hexed knoll]

At least it wasn’t 6p or 6i

[harsh wharf]

Execution immediately, I like your flow

[nova matrix]

One of these comes around every 3 weeks or so

[wheat comet]

Homeless? Buy a house.

[nova matrix]

Its always the same line and 3 dollar amount

[plain vault]

6u

[keen zephyr]

Buy a house? Homeless

[nova matrix]

It should be in my pokedex somewhere

[south ledge]

nigerian prince and millions dont anymore

[wheat comet]

The cycle continues.

[sour lagoon]

Woah a what Prince

[urban fox]

did orv light novel end btw?

[harsh wharf]

Weird how real this is because of the housing market like everywhere

[south ledge]

it ended a while ago

[hexed knoll]

I love houses

[urban fox]

||do they find dokja?||

[boreal crest]

guys when is the academy glinstone staff better than the meteorite staff?

[gray smelt]

i love breathing

[harsh wharf]

When it's scaling goes higher.

[south ledge]

the ending isnt made clear. more of an open ending. depends on how you interpret it

[sour lagoon]

U ever get a call from your friend and not answer it

[wheat comet]

I can't get enough house, I need more for my collection augh

[harsh wharf]

Let's put a stop to that!

[hexed knoll]

I love it so much I do it in my sleep

[waxen epoch]

I was gonna scroll past this comment but I had to do a double take. Albeit I need to see you no hit Melania

[urban fox]

everyday

[sour lagoon]

Banned

[urban fox]

damn.

[boreal crest]

and whens that

[hexed knoll]

I’m not actually I can hardly play the game with a normal controller

[harsh wharf]

When you upgrade it..

[wheat comet]

All these posers, I was breathing since birth

[sour lagoon]

We don’t breathe air we take it in with our gills

[south ledge]

the crew open the door to his room and a lot of pages flutter around. what they see depends on you and your power as a reader to "dream" the ending you want into existence

[boreal crest]

oh kk

[urban fox]

i breathed before birth

[hexed knoll]

I was born at a young age

[harsh wharf]

I was breathing BEFORE my birth

[waxen epoch]

Dont worry barely any of us know how lol half of us cant read 😂

[wheat comet]

Before I was born I wasn't born

[urban fox]

controversial ending

[hexed knoll]

Reading words again…

[wheat comet]

Couldn't be me

I just feel them like brail

[south ledge]

yep, pretty much. but its a powerful one which explorers the theme of the readers being a part of the narrative

[waxen epoch]

I need to get to roundtable so I can get the coded sword

[harsh wharf]

These signs can't stop me because I can't read

[waxen epoch]

Exactly

Floor it big dawg

[hot flint]

Good morning folks

[sour lagoon]

These signs can’t read because I can’t stop

[harsh wharf]

The circle around the speed limit counts as another 0

[hexed knoll]

Omg help I got mentioned in a girls comment and she liked it I play Elden ring I can’t do ts

[waxen epoch]

Bro is thinking in 4D

[urban fox]

ye its good but still you wouldve wished to see a canon ending at the same time

[urban fox]

u still havent gotten it?

[south ledge]

|| and canonically dokja splits in like million different pieces anyway who are technically the successor of 'oldest dream' basically the author is saying every reader has a part of dokja inside them and as long as they read the story it will exist.||

[sour lagoon]

Go like 3 of her pictures and hit her up in a week

[harsh wharf]

You might have to do an rl1 run to cleanse yourself

[waxen epoch]

Ive only played for about 2 hours so I haven't gotten very far

[sour lagoon]

But like them over the course of one day

[hexed knoll]

But I don’t like her…

[sour lagoon]

Oh ok nvm

[hexed knoll]

It’s good thanks anyway

[urban fox]

thats fire

[sour lagoon]

No problem don’t take my advice I got dumped

[wintry echo]

I wanted to build a character that’s good at intelligence and faith but it would send me to level 262. Is that too high?

[hexed knoll]

I’ll beat real life before I beat Elden ring 🥹

[oak oasis]

Hello everyone

[waxen epoch]

Hell my main account is 373 lol

[urban fox]

are you gonna beat the whole game with it?

[harsh wharf]

lop

[sour lagoon]

More my lady and I are separated

[fossil raptor]

lmao lol again?

[waxen epoch]

Oh yes. A vast majority of it besides maybe elden beast

[wintry echo]

okok that’s good to know

[harsh wharf]

Turn back before it's too late

[fossil raptor]

yeah cool

[sour lagoon]

Laughing my butt off laughing out loud is kind of redundant

[oak oasis]

Wdym?

[gray smelt]

indeed, again with the ai slop pfp

[urban fox]

"Mysterious"

grow up

[hidden knot]

Messmer lowk Impossible

[hexed knoll]

Why isn’t it just ‘L’? For ‘laughing’?

[urban fox]

as a joke ofc

[ebon canopy]

Can someone buff one of my weapon with holy damage on playstation pls ?

[waxen epoch]

I think there's 2 bosses i cant use it on because the negation of holy damage is so great. Maliketh and elden beast

[south ledge]

okay lets not attack someone for being edgy

[urban fox]

pls dont ban

[turbid gate]

Anyone wanna game share me the dlc 🥹

[wheat comet]

I'm gonna attack you

[harsh wharf]

You will hate it here
But you can't leave now
In too deep

[waxen epoch]

I believe maliketh Holy damage negation is like 80%

[outer girder]

send me $80 USD and I will buy it for u

[harsh wharf]

Prime ban specimen

[sour lagoon]

Cause I’m in too deep I’m just trying to sleep

[urban fox]

like the drinks

[hexed knoll]

Bars

[turbid gate]

Isnt the dlc cheaper than that

[wheat comet]

At no specific time

[outer girder]

no

[urban fox]

30bucks

[outer girder]

dlc is $80 USD

[inner gyro]

Game sharing or trying to interrogate someone else into buying the game for you isn’t allowed in this server.

[harsh wharf]

Don't those things taste like pure microplastics

[urban fox]

ive never tried them

[outer girder]

No, but they do give you HIV and AIDs

[harsh wharf]

What in tarnation
Lies

[turbid gate]

💔

[outer girder]

never try them, they will give you AIDS

[urban fox]

alr thats better

[desert robin]

Wouldnt be surprised

[urban fox]

i drink only water and dr pepper

[gray smelt]

you aint moderator buddy

[turbid gate]

It's 60 aud

[harsh wharf]

I am though

[outer girder]

white monster would be a good thing to add as well

[urban fox]

its 120bgn

[urban fox]

ye but i dont like the taste

[desert robin]

Water, tea, n a lil bit of Fireball if im feeling catty 💪

[sour lagoon]

Yeet

[inner gyro]

Sam’s Club & Costco food is way better than any type of food that Coachella has to offer.

[fossil raptor]

for real

[urban fox]

how do u drink fireball

[waxen epoch]

Attack of the Mini Mod lol

[urban fox]

ive never tried

[turbid gate]

It's 13.8k zwl

[desert robin]

With a scrunched up face, im learning

[urban fox]

28617.25 zwd

[urban fox]

how much calories it got?

[outer girder]

cheaper as well

vodka mogs firemid anyways

[waxen epoch]

Dammit I cant get coded sword until Royal capitol

[urban fox]

bourbon>

[turbid gate]

It's 40k ves

[sharp gust]

does anyone got runes to give me

[desert robin]

Surprisingly I cant find the calorie details on my alcohol

[harsh wharf]

Explode.

[wheat comet]

The bosses do, you're gonna have to do some convincing though

[sick storm]

job

[turbid gate]

Weak

[sharp gust]

i killed everything in the game except consort radahn

[urban fox]

its 1 trillion gas btw

[harsh wharf]

Two very different approaches lol

[inner gyro]

#playstation-trading-chat

[urban fox]

thats illegal

[wheat comet]

You killed them?! What's WRONG with you

[sharp gust]

huh?

[turbid gate]

Idk any country that can beat that

[urban fox]

ye cuz i lied

[wheat comet]

Murderer.