general-discussion

[dim pawn]

Sam and Ella

[hazy sand]

Walk it off

[still wren]

sushi is really hard and time consuming to make

[dim pawn]

Rub some dirt in it

[wheat comet]

A piano falling from an air transport onto a children's mental hospital, causing an explosion and debris to hit you on the head

[dim pawn]

Fire.

[hallow phoenix]

Guys
Dose the bosses’s HP increase after the ng+7 ?

[dim pawn]

No

[hallow phoenix]

Sure ?

[dim pawn]

No

[still wren]

i got this salmon dish the other day from a restaurant, it was $32, it was so mid

[wheat comet]

Get one better

[still wren]

theres not enough sauce so it just tasted like i baked some salmon in the oven at home

[hallow phoenix]

I saw someone used a mod in pc to let the game in ng+1000 and the bosses hp was too high

[wheat comet]

I feel for you.

[stark grove]

Not if u have the right japanese knife

[dim pawn]

Skumnut

[wheat comet]

It's all about the rusty and bent ones

[still wren]

its mostly forming the sushi itself thats hard and time consuming

[wheat comet]

No other kind will do

[hallow phoenix]

??

[dim pawn]

Also were not supposed to talk about mods

[dim pawn]

._.

Bro did NOT watch the video

[wheat comet]

What mods? Like Logic?

[hallow phoenix]

It is ok man

[wheat comet]

I like talking about Logic

[stark grove]

Rusty knife gives steel taste

[hallow phoenix]

But i want to know dose it increase or what ?

[wheat comet]

Extra Iron

[stark grove]

U mean growing the salmon ?

[still wren]

the rice is annoyingly sticky even if you water your hands constantly and its hard to measure out the length of seaweed needed because i just eyeball it

[dim pawn]

Theres no logic when it comes to logic

[still wren]

no 😭

[wheat comet]

Hey man, don't talk about logic like that

[dim pawn]

I already told you

[dim pawn]

Logic doesn't make sense

[still wren]

its easier to cut a salmon and fry it on a pan, but forming sushi is hard

salmon also tastes a lot better raw than cooked imo

[stark grove]

Use dust, and u can cut seaweed paper in same sizes

[wheat comet]

But is it worth it

[hallow phoenix]

Thx man

[stark grove]

I throw up

[wheat comet]

Doesn't need to

[still wren]

cooked salmon is one of my more disliked fish ngl

[wheat comet]

^

[dim pawn]

Fish....

[wheat comet]

Fih...

[still wren]

just barely

[dim pawn]

Disgosteng

[wheat comet]

That's good enough for me

[dim pawn]

Fh...

[still wren]

deep fried cod

[wheat comet]

Take a seat at my table Okkotsu

[neat socket]

Fishsticks

[still wren]

ew

[dim pawn]

Only good fish

[wheat comet]

I think fish would find that highly offensive

[still wren]

processed fish products kinda weird

[wheat comet]

Very slimy

[dim pawn]

Fish cakes and fish sticks are the only good fish

[wheat comet]

Straight up disrespectful

[still wren]

i like fish cake when they dont mix in other non fish things in there

[native tree]

Shuwa

[hallow phoenix]

Also i want to know ,will my damage be lower after NG 7 ?

[wheat comet]

Up Right Down Down Down

[dim pawn]

No

All scaling stops

[hallow phoenix]

What is your ng ?

[dim pawn]

2164

[hallow phoenix]

Omg 😂😂😂

[wheat comet]

64

[dim pawn]

67

[wheat comet]

Be gone

[dim pawn]

Thick theven

[wheat comet]

[dark comet]

😐

[stark grove]

@wheat comet

[wispy bison]

@stark grove hi melon girl

[wheat comet]

That's me

[wispy bison]

water melon or normal melon?

[wheat comet]

Is water melon not a normal melon

[inner gyro]

Neither, mangoes.

[wheat comet]

Don't profile melons bro

[dim pawn]

Ew

[dark comet]

WOAH

[dim pawn]

Yucky

[hardy drift]

glup

[dark comet]

😢

That wasn't very nice...

[wheat comet]

Water Melon

[hardy drift]

twk

[dark comet]

Gulp* get it right.

[stark grove]

Are in generational aura debt would u like to load aura 🥀

[dim pawn]

Glup

[stark grove]

Hi yes that's me

[dark comet]

🍅 💢

[wheat comet]

This must be a scam, you came to me before about car insurance

[dim pawn]

Rotten

[dark comet]

No

[wispy bison]

what kind of melon, water melon or normal melon?

[dim pawn]

Rotten Potatoes

[wheat comet]

This guy is racist towards melons

[dark comet]

HAHAH

[dim pawn]

True

[dim pawn]

._.

[inner gyro]

|| GTA VI has been pushed back once again, it was announced about a minute ago on the official Rockstar Games twitter account. It’s set to be released sometime in early 2027 for PlayStation users and mid 2027 for Xbox Users. GTA VI will be available for PC users in early 2028. ||

[dark comet]

😊 👍

[bold hornet]

Anyone here a cook

[dim pawn]

Yay

[dim pawn]

Shuwa isnt

[wheat comet]

You need to censor that vro

[dark comet]

Instant ramen🤚

[wheat comet]

I cook but I shouldn't

[bold hornet]

Bruh

[hardy drift]

twk

[narrow orbit]

See this is an april fools joke but that can easily happen

[wispy bison]

hi miriea

[wheat comet]

What does TWK mean

[dim pawn]

enstein

[dark comet]

Idek what that is😔

[wispy bison]

i die now

[dark comet]

Ok 👍

[narrow orbit]

Not going lie I enjoy watching gta6 suffer after what Rockstar has done

[wheat comet]

I just love suffer

[inner gyro]

When it comes to April Fools, you got to make the jokes believable.

[dark comet]

🐺 🌕

[wheat comet]

Me and your dad are getting divorced

[hardy drift]

hi pieris

[dark comet]

What?!

[hardy drift]

twk

[wheat comet]

Oh okay, I got it now

[narrow orbit]

Also we're like 25% through 2026 and we still have no release date
Time is running oooout

[wheat comet]

Time doesn't even matter lowk

[inner gyro]

That’s not an April Fools joke, that’s just an pre-planned announcement.

[stark grove]

Gta6?

[wheat comet]

We thought you should know

[narrow orbit]

Or maybe they'll do what team cherry did
Announce the release date right before it actually happens, no pre orders in the little time people had, crash every playstation server

[wheat comet]

You think they'll be like team cherry?

[narrow orbit]

Probably not

They'll want that pre order money

[inner gyro]

I feel like the first mission for the story mode portion of GTA VI is us trying to release Lucia from prison.

[wheat comet]

NOBODY, is like team cherry

[narrow orbit]

Silksong's release was absolute bullcrap anyway

[wheat comet]

I thought it was fun

[stark grove]

How painful is it if you wax your scalp hair

[narrow orbit]

What the steam store crashing because a million people tried to buy the game and got locked out of it for 2 hours?

[wheat comet]

Watching every service crash because of Silk Song was one of the only moments I felt truly joyous

[narrow orbit]

It was completely artificial

[wheat comet]

Everything I enjoy is artificial

[narrow orbit]

If they let people pre order the game even a day before this wouldn't have happened

[wheat comet]

Might as well enjoy it to it's fullest

[inner gyro]

Because I already know that Jason is going to be the first character that we’re introduced to. I think that first portion of the second GTA VI where Brian was talking to Jason about “paying tenants”, that scene is going to be at the very beginning.

[narrow orbit]

Who is brian??

[wheat comet]

He's a dog or smth

[inner gyro]

Have you seen any of the GTA VI trailers?

[wheat comet]

Trailers are just socially acceptable spoilers

[narrow orbit]

Long ass time ago

[inner gyro]

I’m not gonna lie it’s been a minute for me as well. But I think Brian is like the owner of a boating company or something like that.

[stark grove]

Why do I have so many dms from people from here 🥀 like 20 what Did I do wrong

[wheat comet]

I don't like GTA tbh

[wheat comet]

Are they being mean

[inner gyro]

I mean, I stopped caring about when the game was going to release a long time ago. I’ll still buy it whenever it does release (like I’m going to be alive to see that happen).

[neat socket]

My care for gta has long since faded

[wheat comet]

It just doesn't interest me

Never really has

[stark grove]

Which game

[wheat comet]

Scroll up a bit

Or just tilt your head by like 5 degrees up

There's like 4 'Systems' which one was it

[inner gyro]

Same with anime and manga. I don’t really care for it as much as I used to anymore. Which is why I decided to just start making my own.

[wheat comet]

Real baller in here

[stark grove]

U would saved probably like 30 seconds and over 50 types if u directly said the name of the game 🥀.
Just sayin

[wheat comet]

I love typing

What more can I say

[inner gyro]

I still don’t understand how most of these manga got green-lit. Like who the hell is reading, T100GFWRRRRRLY.

[wheat comet]

I mean, is it really any surprise anymore

If I questioned how something like that got green-lit I'd have to question another million things

[stark grove]

Same question as the super battle royale that didn't last few days 🥀

[wheat comet]

I don't even know what you're referring to

[inner gyro]

Yeah, but I’m mainly taking inspiration from Takehiko Inoue & Katsuhiro Otomo. They’re both probably my favorite mangaka artist in terms of just depth and complexity.

[wheat comet]

Good stuff

[stark grove]

Concord

[wheat comet]

Concord was a br?

That's funny

[supple jay]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-forecast-heat-wave-life-gif-6538867365397314253

[wheat comet]

Who needs em anyway

[supple jay]

24C next monday

After we just had -7c this week

I can't

[wheat comet]

Well you know, that's just how it is

[outer sun]

24c?

That's warm.

[supple jay]

Aye, that is indeed surprisingly warm

Especially for this time of the year

[wheat comet]

Maybe where you guys live

[outer gate]

Just finished the new invincible episode

[outer sun]

My home country reaches 55 sometimes.

[wheat comet]

We're pushing 90-100f here

[supple jay]

Swiss

[outer sun]

I hate how they changed the gender of zack.

[wheat comet]

Like 32c

or smth

[outer gate]

I don't really mind it, she's cool
I don't really see a reason though, but again it's chill

[stable flare]

was it… hard to stomach?

[outer gate]

Gut wrenching !

[outer sun]

Like the guy already has his own comic and his own verse. I don't see a reason for it.

[outer gate]

Yeahh actually that makes sense

[outer sun]

But again i enjoy the comic more. A day ago, i finished it.

[outer gate]

I guess they wanted to seperate from it a bit, or just give oliver a new romance option

[stable flare]

i’m glad bleep and blop aren’t looking to get back together, prob my biggest issue w/ the comic

[outer gate]

As long as the show is fun I don't really mind big changes, if I wanted 100% accuracy the comics are right there

[wheat comet]

What happened to Seal #3

[outer sun]

But the new episode os lovely 10/10

[outer gate]

HURM was a really fun episode too I liked it

[stable flare]

you don’t want to know

[wheat comet]

I know what kind of seal you are

[outer sun]

Funniest satan ever

[outer gate]

i'm looking big!! i'm looking mean!!

[native tree]

Hi T

[still wren]

isnt a stew basically just a nearly dried out soup

[wheat comet]

Huh

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/voracious-gluttony-hungry-food-stew-gif-11420797976938677412

[outer girder]

mid filler episode 💔 best part was Raining Blood by Slayer

[outer girder]

if its prepared badly

[wheat comet]

I mean yeah, yeah.

[wheat comet]

Gimme your best stew rn

[outer sun]

Hey yakoko

[still wren]

the pic i just sent is basicaly just a soup but boiled away

which is a stew

[outer girder]

u gotta add cornstarch or some flour to it so it less "liquid", not just "boil it away"

[celest remnant]

I'm gonna boil you away!

[celest remnant]

no u don't

when you apply heat you're literally removing moisture

these are just quick thickeners when you don't have time to actually give something time to boil, if they boiled the potatoes in that'll also thicken the stew

[outer girder]

and adding the flour does that as well, makes it more of a sauce

[celest remnant]

Add flour does that, but it might thicken too fast, plus, it's a stew, low and slow is the name of the game

[outer girder]

yeah I only add a spoonful at most

[rancid orbit]

Hi guys just am

Stephen here, hello Stephen

[outer gate]

Hello Stephen

[still wren]

im boutta make a stew tonight and the piece of beef is costing me $10

[outer girder]

it better be a good piece of beef, not ground

you need to cut it up into small chunks and keep the fat

[celest remnant]

wdym hamburger stew is an american classic

[wheat comet]

At what point does it become curry

[still wren]

im gettting a eye of round and then cutting it to pieces

[still wren]

when it tastes like curry

[wheat comet]

I'm using this logic for everything now

[outer girder]

well, for starters, curry doesn't typically use beef

it's kinda taboo

[wheat comet]

Taboo is my favorite subject

[celest remnant]

INDIAN curry doesn't use beef

japanese curry uses a TON of beef

[kind quail]

british curry doesnt use either

[still wren]

when i make japanese curry i use chicken

[wheat comet]

The british have curry?

[kind quail]

its their national dish

[still wren]

what is british curry

[wheat comet]

WHAT

[coarse blaze]

comparable to mud

[outer girder]

britain has chicken tikki masala as one of their national dishes

[celest remnant]

Indian curry, but in britain

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-1737523551483395799

[outer girder]

because no real British food would taste good enough

[wheat comet]

Oh, so like many of the other things the british have

[kind quail]

imagine everything good about curry, and then throw it out the window

[spring zinc]

I am Malenia, the blade of Miquella

[outer girder]

imagine losing one of your overseas colonies some 250 years ago just for them to mog you to oblivion years later 😭

[coarse blaze]

larp

[wheat comet]

But have you tasted british curry

[kind quail]

goop

reduced to chip sauce

[spring zinc]

no, if is british probably is the most sad tasting food oat

[outer girder]

the abomination known as "beans on toast"

[wheat comet]

Fries or chips

[kind quail]

fries

[spring zinc]

the thought of having fish'n chips for breakfast gives me depression

[wheat comet]

What do british people call chips

[kind quail]

fish n chips is actually a good combo im ngl

[spring zinc]

at least they make good music

[wheat comet]

If they already call fries chips

[outer girder]

the best British meal is like a Ukrainian MRE

[coarse blaze]

crisps

[kind quail]

idk, ask a british person

[spring zinc]

brazil makes the best combos

rice beans and steak

[limber lagoon]

man invincible episode was...

[wheat comet]

But why, they are mutually exchangeable for what they're referring to

[kind quail]

brazil pizza. we got goop, slop, and sauce

[limber lagoon]

anyone know any good co-op/multiplayer rpgs?

[wheat comet]

I could call a fry a crisp as easily as I can call a chip a chip

[kind quail]

this is like every hispanic combo ever

[outer girder]

idk Darktide maybe

[spring zinc]

and farofa. i almost forgot about the Farofa

[kind quail]

looks good

[wheat comet]

What kind of price range

[green solar]

You think there going to be another Elden ring dlc

[limber lagoon]

idc as long as its tuff

[outer girder]

I know Divinity Original Sin 2 and Baldur's Gate 3 has co-op

[limber lagoon]

no turn based

[wheat comet]

Not my expertise to be honest

[coarse blaze]

<@&910556792730292286>

[native stream]

Rip another one lost to the scams

[limber lagoon]

mods!!!

[coarse blaze]

@chrome forge look who's typing

[outer girder]

do they have Conquest rematch this episode?

[limber lagoon]

🤮 maybe...

[outer girder]

that fight was BRUTAL in the comics

[rancid orbit]

When you lowkey snart mid class

[bold canyon]

AYE no spoilers. I haven't started this season.

[raven fern]

I love pineapple

[wheat comet]

On pizza

[raven fern]

yes, that too

[outer girder]

pineapple on pizza is peak food

[wheat comet]

What's with the fire opinions rn

[raven fern]

Pineapple on pizza haters when you ask if they’ve ever tried it

[wheat comet]

It's like hating on Dark Souls 2

[raven fern]

100% positive correlation

[nova matrix]

i guessed correctly where someone was in the fog of war in dota 2 for a kill and they ragequit the ranked match

Dam

I didnt wanna do it to them like this

[manic arrow]

Foul tarnished in search of the elden ring.

[nova matrix]

Foul tarnished in search of mmr

[native tree]

Hru

[wheat comet]

What other Mobas have you tried

[dawn sable]

Middest thing ever. Way too overhated though

[nova matrix]

League, Pokemon Unite, Paragon

[bold canyon]

Foul tarnished in search of 32GB of DDR4 under $1,000,000

[wheat comet]

You like any of those?

[kind quail]

You know what isnt hated enough
Anchovies on pizza

[dawn sable]

Because those do actually taste good

[wheat comet]

It's okay because I have 5million power in rise of kingdoms

[bold canyon]

We found the one anchovies eater in here

[kind quail]

Stop trolling pooper

[dawn sable]

I am not trolling

[kind quail]

Ooooh

[nova matrix]

Paragon shutdown, heroes of the storm stopped development, unite is baby moba for babys, and league is baby moba for babies with fast fingers

[kind quail]

👁️

[wheat comet]

Lowk accurate

[celest remnant]

What if I told you

[bold canyon]

Anchovie pizza goes well with toilet water frfr

[dawn sable]

You are diseased

[nova matrix]

Smite went to hell in a handbasket as well

I'm not sure it ever took off correctly really

[wheat comet]

I'm still waiting to hear what he's going to say

[nova matrix]

Arena was just fun to brawl in

[bold canyon]

Do not tomato me. It's Opposite Day 2.0

[wheat comet]

@celest remnant

[dawn sable]

@celest remnant

[wheat comet]

Someone help

[true vault]

Can anyone help me out i just got elden ring im like lev 15 i cant beat margit any tips

[kind quail]

round2

[nova matrix]

Summon thiolier and jellyfish

[dawn sable]

<@&910556792730292286>

[true vault]

where do i get that

[velvet canopy]

what?

[wheat comet]

@atomic breach This guy

Spamming slurs

[bold canyon]

They already handled it

[velvet canopy]

gotcha

[nova matrix]

Why'd I say thiolier

Rogier

My migraine is turbocooking me

[untold mountain]

how do i access the trade channel

[sudden tree]

If you're looking for some Smite action, Deadlock is basically Smite if it were developed by Valve.

[nova matrix]

I saw the pause line up headshot trick

Cant bait me

[wheat comet]

Just reverse it and overclock instead

[manic arrow]

ngl blood hound sword ability is very op

[outer gate]

the most aptly named #how-to-access-trade-channels

[kind quail]

imagine being to overclock your brain]

straight 100% cpu use

[untold mountain]

thanks i was looking for it and couldnt find it haha

[wheat comet]

I would be able to get so much done

[outer gate]

[manic arrow]

I think it's called blood hounds finesse

[outer girder]

you can do that

it's called cocaine

[manic arrow]

very helpfull in farming as well

[nova matrix]

Do not do cocaine unless you own an m16 with m203 attachment

[wheat comet]

Why

[kind quail]

what is this ball

[nova matrix]

This makes it just scarface cosplay

[outer girder]

elite ball knowledge required

[nova matrix]

Perfectly legal

[spring zinc]

elite ball knowledge

[wheat comet]

What's stopping you from chain smoking fellas

[nova matrix]

Money

[outer girder]

need to be 21 💔

[nova matrix]

Having a girlfriend and not wanting to smell like cigs around her

Not wanting my cat to eat the buts and become a nic fiend

[wheat comet]

nicofiend

[outer girder]

oh I thought he meant weed

[wheat comet]

Hah no

[echo crag]

where is sbr

[oak walrus]

Hi

[nova matrix]

Deep inside the earths mantle

[celest remnant]

what you don't want him pestering you with "hey mate how about a ciggy" 300 times on the way to work?

can i bum a ciggy mate pls

pls i need it

[exotic belfry]

I’m gonna do a magic build I need a name

[outer gate]

Glumbus

[outer girder]

both my suggestions would get autoremoved

[exotic belfry]

lol

[wheat comet]

Walter White

[iron sapphire]

hi

[celest remnant]

not to be confused with Plumbus

https://tenor.com/view/plumbus-everyone-has-a-plumbus-in-their-home-rick-and-morty-gif-24772310

[wheat comet]

Or a grumbus

[nova matrix]

Whats wrong with that womans nose

[wheat comet]

Accident

[celest remnant]

Dan Harmon Animation hit her when she was trying to cross the road

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-funny-dance-perry-the-platypus-agent-p-gif-11348573797970554555

[nova matrix]

Is this the new bonesmashing technique for peak looksmaxxing

Also phineas and furb remind me of hey arnold

Ferb? Fyrb

[wheat comet]

Fyrb?

[green solar]

Dude at this point I might as well repeatedly start new Elden ring playthroughs because I’m genuinely bored out of my mind with this game.

About a week ago I started to get bored so I thought to myself “why not start a new Elden ring play through” only to beat all major bosses in like 2 days. Those 2 days were so fun. I’m disappointed with how quickly they ended. I’m losing my mind. This game is so fun yet I’m trapped in a nihilistic mindset of “why even start a new play through when you’re just going to beat the game quickly” I’m going insane. This game is trapping me in an endless cycle of euphoria and disappointment like an addictive drug.

[nova matrix]

Congrats you've reached the crossroads

You now choose to go into online play, lore tinfoil, challenge running, or making something worthy of your life

[wheat comet]

But I didn't do any of these

What does it mean library

[nova matrix]

That you're a vanilla cupcake without sprinkles

[wheat comet]

I like vanilla :)

I'm happy with this answer

[royal basin]

Beating the game in 2 days is quite impressive at least to me

[green solar]

I’ve played this game for around 3 years now. Ive literally done everything there is to do.

[green solar]

No like I did everything in 2 days

[royal basin]

Ik

[shrewd lodge]

Is Elden rings dlc worth the money?

[astral juniper]

i cdannot kill this rellana

[nova matrix]

Then the choice is clear innit

[astral juniper]

omh

[green solar]

What is it

[wheat comet]

yes

[nova matrix]

🐴

[nova matrix]

Dont cast spells at them, punch their face

[shrewd lodge]

What boss should I go towards after beating the grafting guy ?

[nova matrix]

You're going to raya lucaria next for renalla

Head out through the throne room and go vaguely north

Impossible to miss it

[shrewd lodge]

Do you know where I can get double slash from

[nova matrix]

Its a beetle on the roofs in sellia in caelid iirc

[royal basin]

Yes

[outer gate]

If you enjoyed the base game and want more of it, you'll likely enjoy the dlc

if you were indifferent to the base game or got bored of it, the dlc won't really have anything to offer that would change your mind

[green solar]

I’d normally just look at yt tutorials

[outer gate]

It's endgame content, don't spend money on a DLC for a game you haven't finished yet.
from your message it sounds like you're pretty early on too

[raven fern]

wowzers

[spring zinc]

🗣️ 🔥

[outer gate]

promoting piracy will get you banned

[spring zinc]

oh, i was acctualy recommending the pirate build

[wheat comet]

I don't like pirates

[outer gate]

Wise answer lol

I actually made a pirate themed character once

Rusted anchor and Jar Cannon

[spring zinc]

ofc

[nova matrix]

I did an ork freebootah which is 40k ork pirate

[spring zinc]

i made a jon snow build

bastard sword

wolfs summon

[nova matrix]

Jon tarnished

[green solar]

By helping people beat bosses we are helping ruin their experiences

[spring zinc]

i only had a hard time with the elden beast

[nova matrix]

Thats my objective yes

[spring zinc]

i HATE the elden beast

[nova matrix]

My favorite hobby in co-op is getting the host killed

[spring zinc]

terrible boss

[wheat comet]

This is an opinion

[green solar]

Blackflame tornado

[dawn sable]

Ugh imagine if they added armor sets and weapons from Nr to base ER with the Tarnished Edition patch (w cope?)

[nova matrix]

You can take the mad spirit covenant out the game but you cant take the mad spirit outta me

[green solar]

It’s not an opinion. What fun is this game when you don’t do it yourself

[spring zinc]

it would be cool tho

[nova matrix]

Showing off fashion ofc

[wheat comet]

There's nothing that says they have to stop playing because they invited a friend, just that they don't have to play alone

[dawn sable]

They are most likely exploring and doing everything else by themselves, even if they get carried through the bosses. Killing some strong enemies isn't all what Elden Ring is about

[green solar]

Yes it literally is☠️

[spring zinc]

i mean, if they are not helping in the fight i tottaly agree with you

[wheat comet]

Get a load of this guy

[dawn sable]

Horrid bait

[outer gate]

What fun is completely ignoring an enjoyable experience in a videogame because alvin the chipmunk from discord told you it ruins your experience (you literally bought the game)

[spring zinc]

but beating malenia with my bro was actually pretty funny

[dawn sable]

Interacting with someone who refuses to elaborate on their stances is worthless

[outer gate]

Theodore and simon would not back you up on this that's for sure

[spring zinc]

although it was very easy

[green solar]

Elden ring is literally about killing strong enemies brochado

[dawn sable]

.

[hardy drift]

Intelligent ducky

[dawn sable]

Ducky is a thing of the past

[wheat comet]

An oversimplification to say the least

[outer gate]

Quack

[hardy drift]

Lucky ducky

[dawn sable]

RIP Ducky 2026-2026

[spring zinc]

fun is relative. for some, spamming ash of war in malenia with rivers of blood + mimic tear is peak fun

[outer gate]

Elden ring is technically about the aftermath of political family drama

[hardy drift]

True...

[wheat comet]

Lucky guess from the best larper

[outer gate]

I have never played elden ring this is true

[dawn sable]

I love invading people with trumpets and killing them with the funny bubbles

[spring zinc]

i used to be that guy

[hardy drift]

Lwk elden ring and ultrakill are kinda the same in some ways

[outer gate]

I invaded people as a merchant for a while and sat down with a bunch of random scraps dropped in front of me

[dawn sable]

Elden Ring and Clash Royale are kinda the same in some ways

[outer gate]

had some frenzy spells for overly violent hosts

[spring zinc]

the lore is

[hardy drift]

No like seriously they are

[whole walrus]

lwk er and er are kinda the same in some ways

[dawn sable]

Elaborate

I have never played Ultrakill

[outer gate]

Guy who's only ever played Luigi's Mansion: ER is kinda like Luigi's Mansion

[dawn sable]

Wow thank you noni nothingburger woman

[whole walrus]

behold er

[spring zinc]

i disagree

[whole walrus]

old ass clip like a year and a half ago

[cedar matrix]

does anybody wanna play dbd

[green solar]

What the point of finding ways to make your character stronger. Completing quest-lines, finding strong weapons, learning how to improve yourself if you’re just going to get people on this discord server to kill bosses for you. I’m not at all saying that summoning a friend from time to time to merely HELP you defeat a boss is wrong. But when you ask people to do the work for you it becomes pointless.

[dawn sable]

Okay so Ultrakill is about blasting moths with light beams, got it

[wheat comet]

What's the point of anything

[hardy drift]

V1 and the Tarnished are both figures that basically appeared in their respective worlds one day and as they travel through them they fight and defeat gods, higher up beings, or figures of great importance as some sort of primal quest and establishing themself as a dominant figure

[spring zinc]

i agree

[whole walrus]

but wheres the dating simulator in er

ultrakill >

[hardy drift]

Where's the fishing sim in er too

[spring zinc]

like, its an RPG your character is literally you . it is way more fun to put effort and learn how to beat the bosses

[wheat comet]

Like, 3-S or smth

[spring zinc]

i hated many boss fights

[dawn sable]

That definition is pretty broad and could apply to a lot of videogames, though Ultrakill does sound kinda interesting right now

[spring zinc]

mohg, elden beast etc

but i managed to defeat them anyways

like a normal player should imo

[whole walrus]

its a lot of stimulation its fun

[hardy drift]

The ultrakill lore is also very subtle and can only really be discovered through analyzing like everything but the story is phenomenal

[green solar]

One of the biggest mistakes I ever made during my play through is getting people to “help” me defeat maliketh and Godfrey

[dawn sable]

Valheim dating simulator >

Oughh I wanna date Moder

[spring zinc]

in my first playthrough my mimic tear helped me

[hardy drift]

You were made to be beautiful, like antennas outstretched to Heaven

[hazy sand]

Fire

[green solar]

Yeah but a mimic tear is PART of your build

[woeful dust]

is the spiked club a good early game weapon for rl1

[dawn sable]

What happened to that guy's jaw

[spring zinc]

but it is incredibly op

[hardy drift]

Pick up your brush, and paint the world red

[hazy sand]

He’s a puppet

[trim juniper]

Is this kier or em

[spring zinc]

maybe even more than lots of players

[outer gate]

I forgot to take my meds again i'm gonna lose it

[hazy sand]

This is Kier lmao

[dawn sable]

That would hurt your eyes, long term

[hardy drift]

God violence lore is so god damn good

[wheat comet]

Very picky on what is and isn't

[trim juniper]

You got th lop dlc yay

[dawn sable]

I might try Ultrakill at some point. Thank you, Ms. Water

[hazy sand]

I got it at launch bro

[green solar]

Still part of your build. Still diffirent than summoning someone completely seperate from your play though to do the work for you

[trim juniper]

Oh

[hazy sand]

I just haven’t done a pfp til now lol

[dawn sable]

I see

[dawn sable]

Take them now duhh

[hardy drift]

no problem peester67

[spring zinc]

yeah, and like, my mimic tear will never defeat the boss without my help

[green solar]

Not picky at all. There is clearly a diffirence between using npc summons and player summons

[outer gate]

I am !!

it's just better if I had taken them earlier

[wheat comet]

That being

[short kraken]

I wanted to ask, after the boss fight with blaidd. can I find him to talk to him after before or does he disappear after till you meet him way later? edit: I probably need to ask comunity help

[dawn sable]

Can someone reply to this message with that GIF of Gon from HxH that's extremely pissed

[trim juniper]

What boss fight

Baleful shadow? That's not blaidd

[dawn sable]

67 jokes are meant to kill my soul

[dawn sable]

I hope you manage to fall asleep soon

[dire ledge]

shirou emiya

[dawn sable]

What

[gusty vigil]

whats that ash of war that does the ranged slash for the sacred relic blade?

[green solar]

A mimic tear is literally an unquestionable part of your build and play through while a player summon is a completely different entity.

[wheat comet]

A summon is a different entity, there's no question there

[green solar]

An npc summon is part of your build. A player summon is not. Don’t sit here to try to act stupid with me and pretend as if you aren’t aware of the fact that a spirit summon and a player summon are completely different.

[spring zinc]

i get the point. they are very different indeed, like, a player summon can defeat the boss alone while you're AFK, a mimic tear does not have that power tho. (unless you do a different specific build for every bossfight so your mimic can do crazy damage and defeat the boss, but that still very difficult.)

[wheat comet]

What part of a spirit summon is a part of your build

[green solar]

The summon itself

[outer gate]

danke shoe

[wheat comet]

Mimic tear is a copy of a player, what's the difference

[green solar]

And if you manage to get a build that’s centered around a spirit summon doing the work for you that’s honestly significantly more impressive than defeating the boss yourself

[dawn sable]

He's not entirely wrong. Mimic Tear can be part of your kit

[green solar]

The spirit summon is an npc. A player summon is someone else entirely different.

[spring zinc]

yo mimic tear cannot defeat maliketh alone, nor the fire giant, nor the elden beast, nor mohg nor alot of fckin bosses

[gusty vigil]

how do i make sacred relic sword do that wave slash

[outer gate]

press the ash of war button

[wheat comet]

You don't control the spirit summon

[dawn sable]

A vast majority of players are also unable to do so

[wheat comet]

Not every player can defeat these bosses alone

[green solar]

Yeah that’s why I said it was an npc

[wheat comet]

So why is it not someone ese entirely different

[green solar]

A build doesn’t have to be something you control. A build can be many things

[wheat comet]

Where do we draw the line

[spring zinc]

yea but i think alvin is talking abt summoning people that can defeat these bosses for you

[wheat comet]

Very choosy

[dim pawn]

guh

[spring zinc]

maybe

[green solar]

Because an npc is literally part of your single player world and a player summon is a diffirent living breathing being beating the boss for you

[wheat comet]

They're both different beings you don't control that help you beat the boss

[dawn sable]

Summoner builds exist in other games. I'd argue that Mimic Tear is not part of your build, though, but rather part of your kit

[hazy sand]

In the end who cares lol

[green solar]

No it’s not

[dawn sable]

Bums online

[coarse blaze]

I do

[wheat comet]

Go on

[haughty barn]

pronouns haven’t changed

[hazy sand]

It’s a tool but not really the build itself

[green solar]

Ragebait

[coarse blaze]

oh god

[wheat comet]

Me or you

[haughty barn]

i was waiting.

[green solar]

YOU

[trim juniper]

Smh

[coarse blaze]

are you gonna be the devil on my shoulder😭

[wheat comet]

I simply want you to elaborate further, I didn't mean to ragebait you

[haughty barn]

i’m the angel whispering in your ear

[outer gate]

I need to go to the shop and get more 7up tomorrow

[coarse blaze]

my condolences

[green solar]

Do I have to explain why a computer program doesn’t qualify as a being in order to try and prove to you the difference between an npc summon and a player summon

[wheat comet]

Not the worst possible choice

[native tree]

Dmv

[spring zinc]

yea i agree. when think abt builds i think abt sword, armor, talismans and the wondrous phsyck

[outer gate]

unfortunately the local shop doesn't sell pink lemonade 7up

[dawn sable]

Someone failed to understand that the game is not made entirely about to defeat bosses and there are many things to do for players that might enjoy doing other stuff while another does not seem to understand that summoning a player is, in fact, not the same as using a spirit summon

[outer gate]

I really like it but I have to get it in shops when i'm in town or something

[wheat comet]

Sometimes players can be less capable than the AIs

[outer gate]

They only got normal 7up in the local shop

[outer gate]

I used to get coke zeros or monsters but I can't really have them anymore

Not good for my gut

[wheat comet]

Good

[green solar]

Why are you red herring

[wheat comet]

I don't understand

[dawn sable]

Ummm you actually have to hop on that game with us tomorrow

[outer gate]

to be honest I shouldn't really be having 7up either but it's the least likely to mess me up

[dawn sable]

(Jk)

[outer gate]

i'm playing stardew tomorrow I think

[green solar]

You didn’t address my point

[outer gate]

[dawn sable]

Oh wow, enjoy!!

[coarse blaze]

play risk of rain 2

[hazy sand]

Fish valley

[dawn sable]

It's ok. Kier will play with me instead

[hazy sand]

What we playing

[wheat comet]

I wasn't misleading you, rather stating we can't 100% rely on a player to be this or that

[dawn sable]

You do not get to choose btw

[coarse blaze]

windows stilludi lutrkin

[dawn sable]

Nr

Maybe r&s

[outer sun]

Umm let's get W in the chat twin

[still wren]

it takes me a whole minute to peel 1 carrot

[hazy sand]

Bet me and emi were going to play, just gotta be after lunch

[outer gate]

My sturgeon need me

[mortal cargo]

[coarse blaze]

impressive

[outer sun]

Okay i can't keep up with that act.

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-nikke-dorothy-goddess-of-victory-gif-2819082609199830857

[dawn sable]

Awesome. Lmk when u guys hop on

[green solar]

What

[still wren]

man i am so hungry

[dawn sable]

Wat dat

[coarse blaze]

how far away is the stew or whatever

[outer gate]

I am glad

[wheat comet]

Not every player will be good enough to beat the boss solo.

[celest remnant]

hello hungry can i call you so?

[outer gate]

fish

[hazy sand]

Anyway my battery about to go so bye silly people

[gusty vigil]

whats the soft cap for endurance?

[nova matrix]

Try using a belt sander

[still wren]

im still at work

[coarse blaze]

oh damn

[outer gate]

My fish speak to me and demand maple syrup

[dawn sable]

This is a temporary distraction. You will fall (play with us), eventually.

[still wren]

ill use a hammer

[outer gate]

if the fish allow me so

[dawn sable]

I will personally speak to the fish about this situation

[nova matrix]

Looksmaxxing the carrots

[wheat comet]

I think what I would constitute as a part of someone's build is something they have control over in the usage of, you don't control an AI just as much as you'd control a real person

[outer gate]

I had to spend 5 days bombing the mines in search of Basalt because my eels wanted one

[haughty barn]

brutal

[raw sedge]

anyone up for some duels? I need some balanced practice, I’m level 66

[wheat comet]

Is level 172 okay

[dawn sable]

Are those eels a biohazard

[raw sedge]

😭😭😭

[outer gate]

they are lava eels so probably

[nova matrix]

Practice your art by dancing in the fire and the flames my wayward pvp child

[dawn sable]

That sounds yummy

[wheat comet]

You can go to #pvp probably

[green solar]

Ok whatever but you know what I mean when I try to highlight the difference between a player summon and an npc summon

[outer gate]

sometimes they produce roe and if I age it it sells for a lot

[still wren]

im boutta work on good friday for some overtime pay

[dawn sable]

You're making me want to play ARK. Shame upon you

[wheat comet]

I won't deny that your average player will be better than just any summon, but there's more things to account for, the boss scaling shoots up as well, and it may actually be easier to beat them without a player and with a spirit summon

[astral juniper]

I Killed Rellana oh my goodness

[outer gate]

beans

[astral juniper]

That took me so long

[nova matrix]

Damn your farm is organized

[outer gate]

🎉

[outer gate]

This is my friends one, I need to take pics of mine

[dawn sable]

I love that comically large green ribbon

[outer gate]

3 player world

[dawn sable]

W

[nova matrix]

My fields are a borderless sprawl around the central lake on the combat farm

[whole walrus]

wheres the ugly minmaxxed design all in the name of profit and no soul

[astral juniper]

Newish to Elden ring so it was like super awesome to kill a dlc boss

[outer gate]

say hello to meerkat

[green solar]

I’m not talking about boss scalings I’m talking about what constitutes as having someone beat the game for you and beating the game yourself

[dawn sable]

Can meerkat fly

[outer gate]

The soul came free with my huge heart

[wheat comet]

Summoning players can be just as much a detriment as it is helpful

[nova matrix]

You're still yapping about co-op?

[whole walrus]

im going to expect better from you in the future

[outer gate]

i damn wish it takes her ages to walk everywhere

[wheat comet]

Me?

[nova matrix]

The chipmunk

[outer gate]

I will forgive myself if I fail

[wheat comet]

Yeah

[dawn sable]

He does have a point about summons though

[wheat comet]

I'm just having a good time

[dawn sable]

I will forgive you too

[nova matrix]

Solaire died for our sins and we spit upon his grave with words of biting acid

[outer gate]

thank you

[dawn sable]

What else could you possibly ask for

[wheat comet]

Oh god you're so right

[dawn sable]

Maybe a couple dollars actually but I don't got that

Sorry

[wheat comet]

I take it all back; jolly cooperation is the ONLY way to play the game, I will NOT accept any other opinions on the subject

[dawn sable]

Cooperation is okay. Anyone pretending it isn't is wrong

[green solar]

Never said it wasn’t helpful my point was that when you get an entirely different person to try and beat the game for you it undermines the potential positive experiences of the game itself.

Also the line between an npc and a player can be easily drawn when you take into account that with an npc summon is still beating the game yourself.

[nova matrix]

What if we did a wicked devious emergent gameplay

👉 👈

[wheat comet]

But then who are you to decide what would be a positive or negative experience for another person,
no more than I, I say.

[dawn sable]

What if we added Subway Surfers gameplay under our health bar

And Minecraft parkour

[wheat comet]

I wasn't the best Dark Souls player years ago, it took me summoning random strangers to beat bosses, I even got my uncle to help me.
I made the choice to go back and do it myself

[robust estuary]

G o o n

[green solar]

Because it undermines the positive experiences you can garner by beating the game yourself

[wheat comet]

Then let them

And have them come back when they're ready to, or move on with their life if it doesn't matter to them

[dawn sable]

"Undermines the positive experiences" is a weak argument; not everyone will enjoy doing/achieving the same stuff as you do

[wheat comet]

Nobody is the same and what may be good for you isn't so much for them

[green solar]

No im not gonna let them actually

[robust estuary]

Could just be a skill issue end of the day

[wheat comet]

It comes from a position of thinking you understand people perfectly

[dawn sable]

It comes from ignorance

[nova matrix]

The bosses also scale up lol

[wheat comet]

basically

[wheat comet]

I brought this up earlier

[green solar]

It’s not a matter of opinion ma’am. Beating the game yourself is significantly better than having someone else beat the game for you. Sure there can be outliers that may not expirence it that way but for the majority of people it is that way.

[winged obsidian]

yo wassup we venting about co op?

[dawn sable]

A good player will be able to take them up if you summon them

[wheat comet]

Do you speak for the majority

[dawn sable]

Incorrect

[green solar]

No it’s not incorrect actually

[winged obsidian]

it's hot take o clock here

[green solar]

It’s correct

[green solar]

Yes I actually do

[nova matrix]

Most co-op are as trash as the host, I usually rely on them dying if I got duo summoned for messmer and such

[wheat comet]

Get 51% of the entire Elden Ring fanbase, question each of them individually and come back then

[dawn sable]

It is incorrect. Whether you agree or not is irrelevant

[winged obsidian]

it's an opinion

[dawn sable]

My bad for engaging with the bait

[winged obsidian]

they unfortunately cannot be correct

except for mine.

[green solar]

Is correct. Whether you disagree is irrelevant

[dawn sable]

Wrong

[robust estuary]

✅

[wheat comet]

What happened Alvin, we were having such a wonderful conversation earlier

[green solar]

No it’s not it’s a fact

[wheat comet]

You just went an ruined it

[outer gate]

This convo has been going on long enough I think
if you still wanna argue about co-op i'd say take it to dm's

[winged obsidian]

sorry but I'm correct

[outer gate]

[winged obsidian]

I'm never wrong

[nova matrix]

Now lets argue about invasions

[dawn sable]

Realized the arguments were weak so went back to the cheap bait

[green solar]

If I say anything mildly negative about the other person I’ll get banned 100%

[wheat comet]

I have other people to speak to anyway

[robust estuary]

Text chats are meant to be used im sure its fine

[dusky lantern]

I love when people think their opinions are factual

[green solar]

It’s not cheap bait it’s mirroring your arguments

[nova matrix]

If you dont do every run 24/7 taunters tongue, you are missing out on the positive experience the game has to offer

[winged obsidian]

you probably shouldn't say anything negative about the other person as a rule in debates

it weakens your point

[dawn sable]

You do not even know what you are saying. I appreciate the effort, though

[outer gate]

pointless argument that's been clogging up chat for ages now

[winged obsidian]

and it's just rude

I'll say one thing though, I do not like to be summoned to solo fights

[dawn sable]

Ad hominem is often used by people who are just not very intelligent

[dusky lantern]

If we weren’t meant to have people help us along the way there wouldn’t be the option in the first place

[winged obsidian]

even if I can personally

[swift siren]

why is everyone fighting vro what did i come back too

[wheat comet]

Nobody does with the sole exception of LMSH of course

[molten isle]

wsg

[green solar]

I gave a sophisticated argument as towards why summoning another player to do the work for you can undermine the experiences this game has to offer many times. You just said “incorrect”

[winged obsidian]

ya, as long as they contribute in SOME way I'm fine

[robust estuary]

✅

[atomic tapir]

U da real argument

[nova matrix]

Nah if someone hits me with the "i dont have to listen to a head of hair give me sass" i have to abide, thats truthful

[dawn sable]

I already told you why this was irrelevant earlier. I do not have to repeat myself just because you said the same thing again

[winged obsidian]

but if you have me solo a juiced up boss then I'm gonna throw, sorry.

[atomic tapir]

Oh mb that was lucky

[robust estuary]

✅

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-dream-bbq-dream-bbq-ena-joel-g-worker-ena-gif-14896759196592465737

[atomic tapir]

Lowk thought you were Kat icl

[green solar]

What?

[molten isle]

???

[robust estuary]

Dont take it back now

[green solar]

the larp is crazy

[dawn sable]

Misusing words wow

[atomic tapir]

Is u rage baiting or sumn I just got here

[dawn sable]

Take a wild guess

[atomic tapir]

Someone fill me in on the details

[robust estuary]

First time ever looking in chat after joining this server, I joined for the tag

[coarse blaze]

which kat

[atomic tapir]

Follah that chune 🗣️

[simple schooner]

Can anyone do a rune drop?

[winged obsidian]

maybe someone should mention ds2 to switch up the topic of conversation

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan

[dawn sable]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[atomic tapir]

That’ll just cause more arguments

[simple schooner]

Ty i couldnt find it

[winged obsidian]

there's this in game exploit where slain enemies drop runes

[dawn sable]

Why is Dark Souls 2 the best Souls game

[wheat comet]

DS2 was my first Dark Souls game

[robust estuary]

Worst

[winged obsidian]

the harder to kill the more runes (sometimes)

[simple schooner]

Didnt ask

[coarse blaze]

hello boss man, how we doing?

[winged obsidian]

but you did

[nova matrix]

Because it makes people mad and thats funny

[winged obsidian]

same

[atomic tapir]

Good. I be tired ash but got 10 days off after today so happy with it

[winged obsidian]

it's like warm soup

[swift siren]

ds1 had better co op then elden ring ngl

[coarse blaze]

10 days off is actually fire holy moly

[wheat comet]

I agree

[dawn sable]

You don't get it man if the sequel is not a 1:1 copy of the original game we don't want it

[winged obsidian]

i wouldn't know I got into ds1 long after the community moved on

I've never gotten invaded in ds1 a single time by an online player

[wheat comet]

Better times fr

[green solar]

No you’re larping as if you know what you’re talking about. All of you’re responses to my arguments were “well it’s just a matter of opinion” or “incorrect” to then have the balls to try and dictate who is right or wrong whilst not giving a SINGLE argument to support your half baked claim

[winged obsidian]

havel flippers

[atomic tapir]

Playing the game how you wanna play the game is significantly better than whatever yap that is

[nova matrix]

Ds1 fans looking at life gems: "what in HELL is that???!"

[swift siren]

shame i still find signs by boss areas i got invaded like every 5 seconds in the dlc area XD

[coarse blaze]

The author accuses the recipient of feigning knowledge and dismissing arguments as "opinion" or "incorrect" without providing any supporting evidence for their own claims.

[wheat comet]

poopster69 pleaaaase

Can you give us a ds1 remake

[dawn sable]

I have literally never mentioned matter of opinions. You do not know how quotation marks work. I told you why you were wrong and you ignored it, claiming that you are able to speak for the majority of people

You are not intelligent enough to hold an argument

[winged obsidian]

I dread to think about the kind of demons that have been playing ds1 pvp all this time

[nova matrix]

Stop arguing with a chipmunk

[atomic tapir]

Am I intelligent

[coarse blaze]

no

[wheat comet]

yes

[atomic tapir]

Damn 😔

[atomic tapir]

🥹

[winged obsidian]

i do not know

[wheat comet]

Oh my zlawg, is that you Ranga, I was so caught up I didn't recognize you

[dawn sable]

B-b-but adp 😢

[winged obsidian]

you seem intelligent

[atomic tapir]

I’ll take that as a yes

Sensational

[wheat comet]

Best stat in gaming history

[winged obsidian]

but you also don't sometimes

[green solar]

You never said why I was wrong all you ever said was “incorrect” what are you talking about

[atomic tapir]

Follah that chune 🗣️

[dawn sable]

Read again and you will see that I did

[atomic tapir]

Incorrect = opposite of correct btw

[swift siren]

go to the dlc area and just make sure to have humanity and you will get invaded after a bit in o&s area or get invaded constantly in the artorais dlc

[outer gate]

Both of you

[dawn sable]

Wow thank you Ranga

[winged obsidian]

"ds2 healing is the slowest"
the 99 life gems in my back pocket

[coarse blaze]

are you sure

[robust estuary]

✅

[atomic tapir]

Alright Nolan calm down

[wheat comet]

Lucky, get the boomtube

[outer gate]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-goku-black-shush-zamasu-gif-5057528923283903671

[dawn sable]

B-b-but gank fights!!!

[coarse blaze]

what if it was noncorrect

[wheat comet]

what if it was yescorrect

[atomic tapir]

You might be into sumn fr

[dawn sable]

Ok...

[dusky lantern]

🍿

[winged obsidian]

at least the ds2 npc gank had a unique arena

instead of an open field

[atomic tapir]

Does double positive work like a double negative?

[swift siren]

if i remember all you gotta do is put points into dex to make it fast

[winged obsidian]

nowhere to run from ledas needles

[green solar]

The reason why you haven’t resent what you said (that’s assuming that you said ANYTHING) is because you know it’s bs. Literally just spare us from the inconvenience and resend it

[wheat comet]

It usually doesn't in math

[atomic tapir]

Then I guess you have your answer

[winged obsidian]

yeah, ds2 healing is the strongest in the entire franchise just cause of how life gems work

[wheat comet]

You're so yescorrect

[dawn sable]

Filter my messages and scroll up

[winged obsidian]

they're faster by default

[outer gate]

we're moving on from this, it's just getting more spiteful as time goes on

[atomic tapir]

Why Thankyou

[atomic tapir]

Consider me moved or sumn

[swift siren]

true but like i dont tend to buy them from the merchants so i have a limited amount XD

[outer gate]

You're free to agree to disagree on aspects of a videogame

[wheat comet]

Guy might just be a boulder

[atomic tapir]

I do be bouldering

[wheat comet]

Maybe even a mountain

[robust estuary]

For a first time experience of this server I love the argument

[outer gate]

This had me in tears in Lidl

[dawn sable]

This is the last thing that I will add about this, but he quite literally denied this to someone else before lol

[coarse blaze]

??? no my opinions are factual and thats how it is

[celest remnant]

this place has me in tears regularly

[wheat comet]

My opinion is

[celest remnant]

because of how much it STINKS

[atomic tapir]

Cause you a stinky poo poo face?

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-smell-spongebob-squarepants-trendizisst-gif-17793287

[dawn sable]

Have you considered not cutting onions with your eyes wide open

[green solar]

Don’t tell me it’s THIS☠️

[winged obsidian]

chew gum to cancel out the tears

[atomic tapir]

Saved that

[celest remnant]

instructions unclear i rubbed them in my eyes

[outer gate]

singlehandedly saving this place with my really good victoria's secret body mists

[dawn sable]

No, it is not, but I appreciate your effort

[wheat comet]

Ain't you like staff or smth, aren't you supposed to clean up before closing

[atomic tapir]

Single-handedly*

[swift siren]

bal right so we are back to fighting so ill brb i gotta kill bayle

[outer gate]

touché

[atomic tapir]

Tou-ché*

[winged obsidian]

logic the type a fella to leave it for the day shift

[wheat comet]

touch

[outer gate]

you pushed it

[dawn sable]

That's not really optimal but you do you!!

[atomic tapir]

I’ll push you

[outer gate]

now you look silly

[outer gate]

cheeky tart

[atomic tapir]

Bullying?

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-подольск-gif-25858114

Detroit

[atomic tapir]

@steedseam

Your comm mods are bullying me

[winged obsidian]

podolbsk

is that Russian for venge

[outer gate]

we're putting you in the rocket to mars tomorrow

[wheat comet]

venge is cool place

[atomic tapir]

Can I go?

[outer gate]

[green solar]

ATP I’m convinced you’re just larping your way out of this. If you had an agrument you would have resent it by now.

[atomic tapir]

I wanna go see mars

[celest remnant]

It's russian for "give us your skin"

[wheat comet]

Gleepy smeepy borp

[winged obsidian]

my buddy agnu is from venge

[celest remnant]

the robots chasing him want skin

[wheat comet]

Isn't that down like south

[winged obsidian]

she doesn't like to go back

[green solar]

What

[outer gate]

You were told to move on from this, and so was she

[dawn sable]

But I did

[atomic tapir]

Larp larp larp my names Alvin and I know the word larp. (You’re welcome for the free translation. Next one costs 7 dabloons)

[outer gate]

yes

it's your turn alvin

[atomic tapir]

Time to make money

[green solar]

Corny ass

[wheat comet]

Can you adjust for inflation

[atomic tapir]

Thanks!!

[celest remnant]

buzz word buzz word buzz buzz buzzword are you impressed yet

[atomic tapir]

Already did even gave a first time discount

[winged obsidian]

Ranga eats corn on the cob the long way

[green solar]

Excuse me can you mod me for like 5 seconds

[atomic tapir]

Extremely

[atomic tapir]

I eat the cob first then the corn

[wheat comet]

This is a really good business model

[celest remnant]

they afraid to be corny, but i was born on the cob

[wheat comet]

No mod talk in #general-discussion

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-willis-smoking-im-cool-gif-14787884

[outer gate]

I can do something else if you don't move on but I don't think you'd like it

[winged obsidian]

stealing this

[atomic tapir]

@coarse blaze when arch updates poop your computer again

[coarse blaze]

yeah they broke er and nr😭

[outer gate]

this is my favourite line

[atomic tapir]

@coarse blaze when you forget you’re in spectator mode

[wheat comet]

Is an arch update like a really old and wise update

[green solar]

You can ADMIN me?

[atomic tapir]

Sumn like that

[coarse blaze]

ping me again and we are fighting

[outer gate]

close enough dude

[atomic tapir]

@coarse blaze

[wheat comet]

This eldritch knowledge is breaking my pc

[winged obsidian]

why did Malenia not just give in to the rot and regrow her arms back? is she stupid?

[coarse blaze]

alright tomorrow behind McDonald's be there or be square

[celest remnant]

I can make him the administrator of touching grass

[atomic tapir]

I’m already square buddy

[coarse blaze]

are you now

[whole walrus]

but the shareholders