general-discussion

[rapid atlas]

While playing with you

[sick storm]

hmmm

[sour lagoon]

Always confused sounds like a pc name

[sick storm]

you seemed fairly confused about how to do gladius raid

[rapid atlas]

😭

[sick storm]

im ngl why did i skip every church that run

the only good staff i got had poison below max hp on it

[rapid atlas]

Auramaxxing

[sick storm]

-600 is not auramaxxing

[sour lagoon]

These chips really do taste like noodles

[rapid atlas]

We lost to night aspect, lets pack it up

[whole walrus]

this glass bowl really does taste like blood

[sick storm]

🤝 yep deranking myself to d1

why is my dog trying to lick gen chat

[whole walrus]

d1 hater

he likes me

[rapid atlas]

More like d2 hater

[rapid atlas]

Who

[whole walrus]

the door

[rapid atlas]

🚪

This?

[sick storm]

persona 3 referenced

[whole walrus]

i hate it

[rapid atlas]

You are D2 hater, right

[sick storm]

yeah game sucks

and yet i still have windows installed to play it

[rapid atlas]

🐱

[rapid atlas]

Why do you play it then

[sick storm]

wish i knew

[rapid atlas]

Back to 7000

[glacial sun]

Anhedonia

[hardy drift]

hmmmm

[sick storm]

lock in

[rapid atlas]

This time i’ll make it to 9999

[hardy drift]

im green needling rn

[sick storm]

u should try int guardian

[rapid atlas]

Is that the new meta?

[sick storm]

yep

[whole walrus]

yep

[rapid atlas]

hmmm

[whole walrus]

and use comet azure

[final pike]

yo just curious how many “extra runes yall for

[hardy drift]

is it really meta

[sick storm]

the best spell in elden ring

[whole walrus]

four

[rapid atlas]

Why was my recluse using comet azure to revive

[final pike]

damnnn boi

[hardy drift]

like for real real??

[whole walrus]

uma

[sick storm]

can't believe they made umas real

[sick storm]

no please don't use guardian

[hardy drift]

earth is larping umamusume

[rapid atlas]

Yep, its the meta, i was doing like 67,000 damage

[gray pawn]

Is it worse if a someone kills Alexander or Paarthurnax

[rapid atlas]

Delete ts

[whole walrus]

i was so popular they made earth off of me

[whole walrus]

whos the 2nd

[hardy drift]

WHO is paarthurnax yo

[gray pawn]

Never played Skyrim 💔

[hardy drift]

i only remember alduin

[rapid atlas]

Is skyrim even good

[hardy drift]

or however you spell it

[glacial sun]

I think they severely nerfed the tear that doesnt expend ur fp that complements comet azur ... found that out during the dlc couldn't cheese that stupid hippo

[gray pawn]

Alduin was cool

[whole walrus]

the issue isnt the tear its azur

[hardy drift]

I remember rushing story and fighting alduin at level 16 when I was like 8 🥹

[gray pawn]

Yeah it’s amazing but I’m fr nostalgia biased

[whole walrus]

its a horrible spell

[rapid atlas]

Hmm

[gray pawn]

Exactly those were the times

[glacial sun]

So exclusively for the spell it reduces its duration?

[wispy bison]

@knotty lintel

[sick storm]

the best... spelll in elden ring...

[whole walrus]

the spell sucks thats why it doesnt work well on a lot of bosses

[knotty lintel]

Hiii what’s up

[wispy bison]

nothing i just wanted to say hi

[whole walrus]

the tear doesnt matter

[glacial sun]

It 1 shots mohg

[whole walrus]

or in general

[rapid atlas]

Is carian slicer good in ER

[whole walrus]

ok what else

[glacial sun]

Many other things ngl

[sick storm]

Yeah, wish it existed in nightreign

[glacial sun]

Its only after the dlc it became bad

[gray pawn]

Best spell in elden ring is divine bird feathers 100%

[rapid atlas]

[whole walrus]

it has no tracking, makes you stand still, requires prep to be usable, needs the boss to stand still

fp sink too

[native stream]

60 int requirement, chews through FP and doesn't have the damage to back up the FP usage

It's always been overrated

[glacial sun]

Well Im bound to stick to my experience with it but ofc it wont work every time

[glacial sun]

I have the levels and buffs

[rapid atlas]

So its only good for bosses that stand still for like 10 secs

[whole walrus]

if only it was

[sick storm]

wrong.

[rapid atlas]

😭

[whole walrus]

haircut

[native stream]

Night comet, comet, cometshard, carian slicer

There's a lot of spells with both better damage output and that aren't situation based

[glacial sun]

Not just mohg I mean i 1 shot him when someoen summons me so an even stronger version

[sick storm]

look at how much damage it does.

[glacial sun]

Sorry guys my experience just doesnt align with what ure saying

[sick storm]

can be used to 1 shot 1 boss != the spell is good

[glacial sun]

Lol i was fighting this boss and i took a huge chunk of his hp with it

[rapid atlas]

[native stream]

≠ moment

[glacial sun]

Also thats nightreign

[rapid atlas]

Clip

[sick storm]

consider: im lazy

[glacial sun]

Im not that desperate to have you believe me I cant clip it

[native stream]

Impeccable

[glacial sun]

Cherry picking clips lol yknow theres a thousand of it working right?

[native stream]

On the same boss btw

[whole walrus]

and theres a thousand more cases where the spells eden listed are more effective

[native stream]

I can find the fp efficiency to damage list again if need be

[whole walrus]

its just overhyped because of that one mohg clip of reddit

[glacial sun]

Thats not my argument I said its effective

[sick storm]

effective on 1 boss out of 200

[scenic pendant]

hey

[glacial sun]

Sure sure you guys win I lose haha honestly 🙂‍↔️

[sick storm]

it works on that fight but using it in the vast majority of fights will either do no damage or get u killed

tldr: use carian slicer it's peak

[glacial sun]

👆

[native stream]

Often both

[sick storm]

this is why u use raider ult to gain high ground and avoid the enemy's attacks

[whole walrus]

sigma #general-discussion message

[sick storm]

and then u just forget that raider ult only buffs weapon damage

[scenic pendant]

hey

[native stream]

There's a whole ass flatscreen TV in the bus I'm in rn

[whole walrus]

i need to make a playlist of kills that go against misinfo that circulates the er community

[whole walrus]

steal it and put arbys on it

[wraith plinth]

hi

[polar hatch]

Depends on how you define effective. If effective means “does damage” then yes, comet azur is reasonably effective, but then again your bare fists are also not all that far behind all things considered

[wraith plinth]

are reactions disabled on this server? because i can't react

[polar hatch]

If effective means “practical in actual gameplay” then no it sucks

[polar hatch]

Probably need to chat until you get the image perms role

[native stream]

They're enabled you just need the image perms role I believe

[tame pulsar]

Hey

[wraith plinth]

ohh

[whole walrus]

someone needs to adapt this to er

[sick storm]

This is how I feel every time someone shows me an er spreadsheet

[sage agate]

anyone awake i can greif to

[wet plume]

Ah yes, the human attempts to understand the great veil of the cosmos

It make my head hurt

[rapid atlas]

Lets use comet azure on gideon

[last crow]

i just found out recently that musk called his daughter comet azure, after an elden ring spell

[rapid atlas]

[last crow]

would usually be cool but this is disappointing

[atomic tapir]

Names long as hell

[sick storm]

malware detected

[atomic tapir]

Slop detected

[twin spoke]

Can anyone help me with Godfrey the first Elden lord

[rapid atlas]

Noooo

Its peak game

[stoic iron]

it could work in param context

[stark grove]

Steam?

[twin spoke]

PlayStation

[stark grove]

Rip

[late loom]

Why is a goldfish better than me on elden ring

💔

[hexed kernel]

he overleveled

[late loom]

💔

[celest remnant]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH a contracter hasn't paid

[hearty zenith]

You're the best mathematician

[worldly sigil]

Hello peeps I’m having a bit of a issue right now, I’m attempting to use light of Miquella incantation but every time i true to use it it says “no skill” lol

[late loom]

The game telling you to git gud is crazy😭

[worldly sigil]

I don’t understand I have 90 faith

It says that’s all it needs at 72 faith

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cs2-skins-jake-gyllenhaal-gif-15755793359953022782

[late loom]

Idk bruh

[celest remnant]

It's closer to a baseball bat, he can't pay me if he's dead lol

[covert marlin]

Do what they did to Theon Greyjoy to him

[dapper flame]

Man

Im back to malding at the skin selections

Some of em dont make sense to me

Bird having a cruci skin would be fire too 🤔

[dim pawn]

i be eepy

[dim pawn]

leg

deceased discussion

half a million ppl in this server and im the only one on? nahh

[covert marlin]

Monday 9am

For a big majority

[cobalt wigeon]

Good morning/afternoon/evening yall I hope whoever is reading this has/had a good one today.

[lost acorn]

Guys should I text my ex

Kinda miss him lowk..

And he looked so good in the picture he posted

[alpine egret]

no it ends bad

😮‍💨

[dim pawn]

monday 4 am

[grim flume]

is this game replayable

[covert marlin]

No.

[dim pawn]

hella

[dim pawn]

negative

[last crow]

You should close discord

[covert marlin]

Even less people then

[dim pawn]

you too

[lost acorn]

If I close discord it'll happen

[dim pawn]

nah but still

[last crow]

or go to a edating server, they will give you advices

[dim pawn]

open yt

[alpine egret]

very much but js dont do what i did and speedran every ng+ it ruins the fun sm😮‍💨

[covert marlin]

Can’t wait for the league queue to be 15min + and to be matched against 2klp players

[dim pawn]

league?

of l-
leg-
legendas???

[covert marlin]

Best competitive game of all time

You’re right on

[dim pawn]

on da monayy

[covert marlin]

I’m retired

Must’ve been the wind

[dim pawn]

edating 🤮

[dim pawn]

lmao

[dim pawn]

unc

[covert marlin]

I’m 24

[dim pawn]

unc

[vale tangle]

Yo

[alpine egret]

im 13😬

[dim pawn]

im a supertennager (20)

[covert marlin]

Officially obtaining the unc title in july

hopefully

[indigo hinge]

its 25?

[dim pawn]

25 is ancient

[indigo hinge]

I thought it was 30

[dim pawn]

in terms of neanderthals

[vale tangle]

It'll be 21 soon enough

[dim pawn]

give the ipad back to ur ma
-# /srs

[celest remnant]

We are primarily american and uk

[dim pawn]

i suppose

[celest remnant]

and it is currently 3:30am in america

[covert marlin]

*east coast

☝️ 🤓

[celest remnant]

I'm midwest you dink

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[dim pawn]

im 20 and i get called unc

[dim pawn]

havent heard "dink" in a hot minute

[celest remnant]

I am both a fan of dink and sniz

[dim pawn]

sniz is a new one

[vale tangle]

How does one obtain image perms? I wanna see if my build is substantial

[dim pawn]

#media-and-links

[latent fossil]

Unc is anyone 2 years older than you. Baby is anyone 2 years younger than you

[vale tangle]

Thanks

[dim pawn]

unc is anyone 1 second older than you*

baby/infant is anyone under the age of 20*

[vale tangle]

I understand it now

[dim pawn]

whats ur issue, Murc

[vale tangle]

I think I just need to send enough messages

[dim pawn]

oh lol

[vale tangle]

Before I get image perms

[dim pawn]

idk if its that

you can dm ur build to me and i can rate it

[vale tangle]

Saw a pin that said at least 20 messages

Huge bet

[dim pawn]

ah

[sick storm]

yeah like nightreign-general

[dim pawn]

thats why i dont go there

[celest remnant]

Here's a fun example of correct usage

(This is an excerpt of the first time Sinn ever told me he was going to win at magic the gathering)

[proud bronze]

Hallo

[dim pawn]

i see

[proud bronze]

Back when mods were still yellow 😔

[dim pawn]

dain

[proud bronze]

Hallo

[proud bronze]

Or was it?

I might just be stupid

[celest remnant]

fraid not old man, different server

[proud bronze]

So i am stupid i see 😔

[jade pasture]

Lala

[dim pawn]

anglesh pls

[jade pasture]

Hey how is everyone going

[last crow]

Thats piss color

[dim pawn]

meh

[jade pasture]

'

[dim pawn]

very eepy

[jade pasture]

[dim pawn]

cant sleep till 6 tho

[raw depot]

is a soulslike shooter possible bruh

[jade pasture]

6?? need to get some sleep bro

[dim pawn]

at work mah boi

[jade pasture]

💀

[hexed kernel]

ultrakill is the closest thing we have

[hot dome]

remnant?

if you want a game with hard to dodge attacks and shooting check out bullet hells

[dim pawn]

fps add on

[raw depot]

heh pathfinder

[hot dome]

thats just a game that plays like doom

[dim pawn]

dee ecks vee ell

[hot dome]

lichdragon fourty six

[raw depot]

i've had this game in my library for years bruh imma try it too

[rapid atlas]

[dim pawn]

litch drah goughn

four tee sicks

[celest remnant]

Adult Normal Samurai Lobsters

[dim pawn]

true

[dim pawn]

pickl

[hot dome]

rick

[dim pawn]

ric

[rapid atlas]

ri

[dim pawn]

r

Rickyyy, look atchu callin' me up. Wanna tell me where you are so we can do this face-to-face?

[hexed kernel]

i'd say its more of a DMC if it was a shooter game

[hot dome]

dmc is a hack n slash that let's you combo enemies

the only similarities between the games is the scoring system

[dim pawn]

devil might go

[hot dome]

dmc let's you shoot anyway its like one of the main weapons in every game

[nova matrix]

Dmc is space marine 2?

For the Emperor Devil

[dim pawn]

nah its Wulfenschtein

darky

[hearty zenith]

Why the devil would cry

[hot dome]

the devil may cry

[dim pawn]

LKD

[hot dome]

mwah

[dim pawn]

may the devil cry?

[hearty zenith]

Ay hii hru gng

[dim pawn]

eepy as fuh

[hearty zenith]

Lmao it sounds too cringy in other languages

[hearty zenith]

MWAH

[hot dome]

how are you gang

[dim pawn]

wbu

[hearty zenith]

Aah gn , I woke up 20 minutes ago

[dim pawn]

Lucky!! ✨ 🔮

-# im so fkn funny pls laugh

[sick storm]

and another devil may cry, too

[hearty zenith]

Am fine because you're here gng, how's everything? I finished donkey kong bananza and bought first berserker khazan I barely played it because no time

[hot dome]

very nice i think I tried to demo for khazan, im chillin at work

saw project hail mary on Saturday in imax and it was amazing but now I wanna try a 70mm imax screen but theyre all hours away

[dim pawn]

-# pls for the love of jesus laugh

[hot dome]

😹

[dim pawn]

-# :sadge:

deceased chat

-# (edited)

[sick storm]

9am on a monday

[spice cloak]

Just tried wild strikes on radagon/elden beast. My god the difference in difficulty/clear speed vs anything else I’ve tried is insane. Radagon must have been dead in 6 seconds.

[dim pawn]

5 am, actually

wait....

WHO is the REAL tom??

[dapper flame]

Mrm

[unborn osprey]

NG+ 5 rn

Peak

[dim pawn]

NG+ 2141

[unborn osprey]

Isn't it until NG+ 7?

[dim pawn]

you can go beyond

scaling stops at 7

[hot dome]

the scaling stops at ng7/journey 8

[atomic tapir]

How hard would it be to get a pet dragon

[dim pawn]

yes

[nova matrix]

finds old anime ova

its brazil invading japan with sentient robots

Well thats a new one

The traditional enemy of japan, the brazillians

[dim pawn]

keanu

[unborn osprey]

IMO Malenia is as difficult as the abyss watchers

[dim pawn]

so... not at all

[unborn osprey]

Why's that?

[hot dome]

abyss watchers easy as hell

[dim pawn]

Abyss watchers are easier than Soldier of God, Rick

[hot dome]

just backstab em repeatedly

[unborn osprey]

If you be aggressive toward malenia she barely can do anything and if you use magic builds she will hardly do her waterfowl dance

[dim pawn]

magic build 🥀

[unborn osprey]

I use strength and dex builds

[dim pawn]

d*x 🤮

[rapid atlas]

😐

[hot dome]

what did I do

[proud bronze]

Hello

[dim pawn]

please censor your swears

[unborn osprey]

What build do you use?

[uneven hedge]

Rate this superpower:
Being able to perfectly determine which strand of spaghetti my date is eating so I can guarantee we kiss like in the movies

[rapid atlas]

Hii dain

[dim pawn]

str/fai

[proud bronze]

Hiii metal

[rapid atlas]

How are you doing

[proud bronze]

Eating breakfast! You?

[unborn osprey]

I only have faith in my greatsword

[dim pawn]

my precioussss

[dim pawn]

L

[rapid atlas]

About to do some runs🙂‍↕️, eat well!

[unborn osprey]

It's a meme

[dim pawn]

L

shoulda won

[unborn osprey]

Bonk swords and hammers

[dim pawn]

infused with faith

[unborn osprey]

I'm thinking of running a faith and strength build but I'm not very sure

[dim pawn]

dewit

[unborn osprey]

Imagine using rivers of blood and mimic tear at the same time must be desperate

[dim pawn]

ew RoB

[unborn osprey]

Overrated

[dim pawn]

ice cold take RoB + Mimic = baby mode

[native stream]

I ran into my ex at the ice rink

[dim pawn]

eden

[native stream]

Sweet Jesus this is awkward bro IM WEARING HER HOODIE 😭 😭 😭

[dim pawn]

ew

[unborn osprey]

Bloodhound's fang is better for me I like it more when I use it

[hot dome]

why you still got her hoodie?

[native stream]

It's a good hoodie

I don't even associate it with her anymore it just hit me that it's hers

[dim pawn]

Bl*odh*ounds F*ng

[native stream]

I'm a nervous mess

[hot dome]

lmao you gonna give it back or keep it?

[unborn osprey]

What weapon do you use?

[dim pawn]

BallCrus-

Giant Smasher

[unborn osprey]

Giant smasher is peak bonk activity

[dim pawn]

yes

infused with sacred

[unborn osprey]

I love giant smasher but I am loyal to my greatsword

[dim pawn]

ew guts

[unborn osprey]

I don't use the night Calvary's armour

[dim pawn]

ew fake guts

[unborn osprey]

So we hating because we use favourite weapons

[native stream]

Doubt she wants it back at this point

[dim pawn]

ew br*tish spelling
-# /srs

[native stream]

It's been 3 years since I've seen her man

[hot dome]

fair

[native stream]

Agh my heart

This anxiety is crazy dude what the hell

[unborn osprey]

We always censor the br*tish

[dim pawn]

coughs and dies

3 years

its 2 for me and im the same

but luckily she dropped out so ion hafta see her

[unborn osprey]

Malekith's blade is so cool

[dim pawn]

spelling 🥀

Malekith is the Dark Elf from Thor 2.

Maliketh is the Death Doggo from ER.

[unborn osprey]

Just put a piece of cloth over your dog and you made Malekith

[cobalt ridge]

I am pissed off.

[dim pawn]

Maliketh*

[dim pawn]

whaddup?

[celest remnant]

We can do better

stitch your dog a replica of gurranqs robes that fits them well.

[unborn osprey]

"Tarnished, why wouldst thou... Why... Tis no matter. I hereby vow, that Destined Death shall not be stolen again".

[dim pawn]

gurranq

[celest remnant]

guests to your home will be impressed AND comfortable

because you don't just have your dog rolling around in a cloth from wherever

[cobalt ridge]

was up for 2 hours looking for ppl to help with bosses, ended up only doing a radabeast for 3 min, the rest was all people who somehow were unable to see summon signs.

[dim pawn]

theres 3 easy steps to beating any boss

[celest remnant]

happens, matchmaking diff

[celest remnant]

NIHIL, NIHIL, NIHIL

[dim pawn]

there are 2 ways of 3 easy steps to beating any boss

[celest remnant]

Honestly it is sad we did not get a full workup of moghs signature ability

[cobalt ridge]

I literally had no idea why tho, nat was the same, cross region was on, same pw, remedy used, same platform.

[celest remnant]

I want the full latin pls fs my life for this

[jagged widget]

1
-Curse
2
-you
3
-bayle!

[dim pawn]

nah nah nah

[cobalt ridge]

parry, repost, giant hunt? Rinse and repeat?

[celest remnant]

did u use password matchmaking?

[jagged widget]

Block parry dodge

[celest remnant]

oh wait same pw

[celest remnant]

did you both type the pw in the format?

in the same format

[hot dome]

home screen
options
uninstall

[celest remnant]

sorry man I haven't had my morning coffee

[cobalt ridge]

Yeah, he sent me a ss.

[dim pawn]

nah nah nah

[celest remnant]

oooo, damn

[native stream]

At the moment the food is not helping with me freaking the hell out

[dim pawn]

3 ways of 3 easy steps

[celest remnant]

sounds like a network issue then

[dim pawn]

follow the steps in my pronouns on my profile

[cobalt ridge]

Annoying, i went to bed unsatisfied.

[cobalt ridge]

This felt like a gacha game character tbh.

[proud bronze]

It’s a fire emblem character

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-ena-bbq-dream-bbq-announcement-gif-16993356939999711983

[cobalt ridge]

Ye i saw the server its from.

[dim pawn]

Will.

[celest remnant]

My favorite character feels like an abstractionists dream

and I'm so happy about that

[cobalt ridge]

Don't you mean would?

[celest remnant]

ENA is less a person and more a concept

[dim pawn]

no

WILL

[proud bronze]

I’m thinking of what to do to improve my deck bleh

[jagged widget]

What about doro

[dim pawn]

sanding it and painting it

[proud bronze]

No a mtg deck

Silly

[dim pawn]

did i st- st- st- stutter?

[proud bronze]

[celest remnant]

Doro is great, but ENA is peak

she is both somehow a conceptual mishmash but also the most relatable character on the planet often

[atomic tapir]

Bub

[celest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK4DZ2oLqJk

[jagged widget]

Do you relate to yeeting pipe bomb

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/doob-dooby-dooby3d-genji-deflect-gif-2073260049736876881

[jagged widget]

That is..
Kinda real actually

[nova matrix]

That is the nature of a porygon

The digital abstract made manifest

I miss digimon dawn

[atomic tapir]

Fake news

[grave bay]

hehe ||click||

[nova matrix]

Taking a second look at consistency and redundancy often helps I find

Setting up a firm plan B if plan A fails

[proven granite]

so they're dropping a lotr game
would anyone be open to discuss what an lotr soulslike would look like

[celest remnant]

"Blah blah blah goku solos blah blah blah" Sorry child that attempted to push dbz SLOP into my face I am from the real era of muscley men punching each other

https://tenor.com/view/kenshiro-fis-of-the-north-star-anime-fighting-stance-gif-17907631

[nova matrix]

Nah Goku would solo, I believe in it

If you told me Goku could complete a training arc and solo the warhammer chaos gods I'd believe it

[celest remnant]

Goku has to go through 20 episodes of powering up to HURT somebody

[nova matrix]

Training arc is the strongest power of all

[celest remnant]

this man takes 1 episode of this and you explode

https://tenor.com/view/kenshiro-hokuto-no-ken-stance-badass-atatata-gif-14274295

[nova matrix]

Baki OVA is on youtube btw

Staring at this gif made me remember that

I'm like 90% certain most every ova is secretly on youtube and just needs to be found

[celest remnant]

Oh also fist of the north star has one of the best ops

[nova matrix]

Oh fist of the north star is also on youtube

Gaming

I dont know why all these survive on there, I would have thought they'd be copyright struck long ago

[celest remnant]

A major TLDR:This is essentially mad max meets martial arts

[nova matrix]

That explains why its so influential

Like every fighting anime or manga credits fist of the north star

I've yet to see it but its on my docket now

[celest remnant]

It is genuinely the grandfather of modern punching anime

an absolute classic and the film iterations of the OP still blow me away to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PjygMMC4Mk

[nova matrix]

I'm tryna think what else is considered a grandfather anime

Ghost in the shell, evangelion, akira

Gundam?

[outer gate]

MY BINGUS IS HERE

I love you bingus

[cobalt ridge]

Can't even do Kenshiro references without gettig censored in here smh....

[proud bronze]

I love magic

[proud bronze]

Awe cute

[celest remnant]

Ghost in the Shell isn't quite it, Ghost in the Shell is derivative of Aeon Flux

Crazy to hear I know but the american cyberpunk classic actually predates ghost in the shell by about 4 years

[hot dome]

eva is like mid to late 90s, nowhere near grandfather

[celest remnant]

the fact it came with stickers on top of the other stuff is crazy

[nova matrix]

I believe it, a few people have fought me on this which is funny, but anime takes alot of influence from american media

[cobalt ridge]

Pokemon.

[nova matrix]

JoJo is saturday morning justice league cartoons made japanese

[celest remnant]

People failing to realize that king of the hill is a staple over in japan

[nova matrix]

Author came right out and said he based partly off of comics

[cobalt ridge]

Goated, also my friend's cosplay for nanami came with jjk stickers.

[celest remnant]

so much so that they consider it american anime

[sick storm]

give her beast claw

[outer gate]

It was just the plush originally but it was a pre-order phase and had like, stretch goal bonuses

So it came with all that extra stuff

[celest remnant]

Hell yeah kickstarter, we love seeing people ramp out work and reward people properly

[nova matrix]

Cowboys are our samurai and Hank Hill is a modern day cowboy

[celest remnant]

oh I know, I spent 400$ to get in on the release of Kingdom Death:Monster

[outer gate]

I think it nearly got enough sales for a lanyard but ended just before

[celest remnant]

this eventually got me its expansions too

[outer gate]

still a lot of stuff for like, €25 I think she was

[nova matrix]

For some reason i feel like george lopez is probably popular in japan as well

I feel it in my soul

[celest remnant]

God I wish my thai coffee place was open

I need it bad, like oxygen in my lungs rn

[nova matrix]

Me with iced tea

[cobalt ridge]

I went to a comic fair this saturday and before leaving i was "mmmhhhh scambox for 50 bucks or a sealed phantom revenge box for 95 bucks..."Scambox! the yugioh cards can wait".

[cobalt ridge]

Me and lipton lemon tea.

[native stream]

I am continuing to explode internally

[celest remnant]

sorry, my fault

[hot dome]

implode

[cobalt ridge]

Pregnant women be like:

[stoic iron]

why react with pregnant man then 😭

[hot dome]

I too am imploding, I just discovered the only 70mm imax screen near me is hours away

[native stream]

It's just the damn anxiety

[cobalt ridge]

Pregnancy is the same for both.

[stoic iron]

i see..

[native stream]

I saw her for less than 5 minutes. Why am I this shook

[stoic iron]

who

[native stream]

My ex, I bumped into her at the ice rink

[cobalt ridge]

The imax screen?

[covert marlin]

You have time till December to get to your nearest IMAX

[stoic iron]

oh

[native stream]

Which was the same ice rink that we spent our anniversary at

And I'm wearing her hoodie

[stoic iron]

oh ☠️

[hot dome]

dune?

[covert marlin]

LMFAO

[cobalt ridge]

It's memories man.

[covert marlin]

Same hoodie 🥀

[stoic iron]

ok i can see why youre that shook 😭

[native stream]

I know it may seem funny but I genuinely haven't been this panicked in years

[covert marlin]

Ofcourse

[stoic iron]

id want to restart the day and never go there again

[hot dome]

I would love to but I need to see if I can be bothered to drive for hours just for the imax

I would've considered it for the odyssey but the tickets ar already sold out for it lmao

[native stream]

She took so much from me and yet just seeing her again gnaws at my mind

Probably not the most appropriate topic for genchat I apologise

[covert marlin]

Odyssey trailer was kinda underwhelming

[stoic iron]

its chill

[native stream]

I'm in it in a bad way is all

[hot dome]

I'd wanna read the book first anyway

[stoic iron]

try dping something to take your mind away from it i guess

[native stream]

I'm sitting in the bus on the way back to school

[dusk summit]

It's okay, try to take it easy

[jolly bane]

guys

[native stream]

I wanna eat my food but can't lol

[south ledge]

damn thats tough

[dusk summit]

You just need some time to calm down a bit

[native stream]

I need a stiff drink and a sleeping pill istg

[jolly bane]

i have a question that I don't think science can answer

[proud bronze]

Sometimes i wonder why people don’t try to do dmg when they’re low on hp and need to actually start doing stuff

This guy gave me the easiest win because he legit never attacked

Or blocked for that matter

[south ledge]

science may not be able to answer all questions but..
stupidity can
and humans are the most stupid creatures on earth.

[proud bronze]

Hi there Plagi

[jolly bane]

ye it's hard to beat us in terms of stupidity

[south ledge]

hey, hows it going man?

[proud bronze]

Playing Magic! How ya doing?

[covert marlin]

u didn't see my cat

[cobalt ridge]

What's so special about imax screens?

[south ledge]

playing some pretty dark visual novels xD its really fun tbh

[outer gate]

EDEN

[jolly bane]

my qn tho is "what does dogdog = to"

[cobalt ridge]

Huh? Sorry??

[south ledge]

wha_

[native stream]

Ye?

[outer gate]

#general-discussion message

[proud bronze]

Why did this dude just give up hello

[native stream]

Oooo

[jolly bane]

dogdog means wat

[proud bronze]

We were both at full health

[hot dome]

theyre huge and the sound is better

[proud bronze]

Thats awesome!

[jolly bane]

He got emotionally destroyed

[south ledge]

this is beyond my comprehension

[jolly bane]

is it a bird or a plane

[proud bronze]

Apparently putting one card on the field is bad

[jolly bane]

what could dogdog equal to

[proud bronze]

I just wanted to destroy him with my Sauron 😔

[cobalt ridge]

goes low on hp "Perfect, tme to give my all! runs to the opposite side of the arena for a big healing spell.

[south ledge]

and its Eid time as well so currently im going to visit a lot of my relatives' houses, eat well and get cash gifts (salami)

[jolly bane]

how's raya been so far?

[proud bronze]

We never say no to money

[cobalt ridge]

basically it's full screen?

[jolly bane]

we say yes to crack

[south ledge]

uhh.. whos raya?

[proud bronze]

I actually had to finally do something about fully switching my bank because my old one cancelled a whole card for me

[proud bronze]

No. Let’s not

[jolly bane]

Cracking every Elden ring boss hp to death

[stoic iron]

what

[lilac quartz]

The Eldencord is not the place to do drugs kids

[stoic iron]

what

[lilac quartz]

Say no to crack

[proud bronze]

Also hi Leo

[lilac quartz]

Hai Dullahan 👋

[jolly bane]

o U don't celebrate Hari Raya?

[south ledge]

and also not the other kind of crack
both will get you banned kids

[proud bronze]

What ya been up to

[covert marlin]

Better colours, higher resolution, sharper motion and wider screen

[hot dome]

yeah

[proud bronze]

I do sweets

[cobalt ridge]

Sorry, what did you mean with "dping something?"

[proud bronze]

Give me Haribo

[stoic iron]

doing something

[south ledge]

uh yeah we do indeed celebrate eid-ul-fitr
i just didnt know its also called that lmao

[vivid hull]

[cobalt ridge]

@oblique girder NO!

[hot dome]

imax screens have bigger screen ratios and any film made for imax is usually filmed in that ratio, you are literally seeing more on an imax screen compared to a standard screen

[proud bronze]

LMAO

[lilac quartz]

Nothing much, family visited on the weekend, momma's birthday 🥳 We went to do an escape room, we managed to escape but we went 4 seconds overtime

[cobalt ridge]

oh, a typo.

[jolly bane]

I mean it's written as eid al-fitr lol

[proud bronze]

Oooh thats fun, haven’t done one of those in agesss

[jolly bane]

i celebrate it too so when U talked about eid I had to ask how's Hari Raya been

[stoic iron]

what did you think i meant 😭

[covert marlin]

ERcord stands for health is wealth, eat clean, be active and eat your veggies people !

-# hi leoo

[jolly bane]

in an escape room, what happens if dogdog catches u

[cobalt ridge]

I cannot explain.

[stoic iron]

okay cro

[south ledge]

we also call it eid ul fitr or just eid verbally as well since arabic is not our primary language (im a bengali/bangladeshi)

[jolly bane]

have Ur daily intake of broccoli

[cobalt ridge]

ew.

[jolly bane]

oh I'm in Asia so lots of Muslims here call it hari Raya, Raya or eid al-fitr

[covert marlin]

Or kiwis because kiwis are superior

[stoic iron]

im getting:
display picture, down payment, dynamic programming etc

[lilac quartz]

Dragon Punch, also known as Shoryuken

[cobalt ridge]

I guess you're too innocent.

[atomic tapir]

Also known as dragon punch

[stoic iron]

uu huh

[cobalt ridge]

[hot dome]

daft punk

[jolly bane]

nope me dislike kiwis

[cobalt ridge]

As i said, i cannot tell ya here.

[atomic tapir]

@covert marlin looks like they’re not hired

Can’t be having kiwi haters in our ultra cool kiwi calming office

[jolly bane]

im burning that HQ down

[atomic tapir]

Can’t be having that

@kind quail You know the drill

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[atomic tapir]

Birb

[jolly bane]

where's Messmer when we need him

[covert marlin]

I'll let the sky fall on your bloodline if you rumble against our kiwis

[jolly bane]

wait so if im adopted, how wld that work

[covert marlin]

Grok how should I answer this question

[jolly bane]

Dogdog

[sudden saffron]

Guys what’s the best bleed weapon in game

[native stream]

Star fist

[clever fulcrum]

What are you all up to

[atomic tapir]

Nuh uh

[azure horizon]

is there a trding section in this server

[covert marlin]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[mild steeple]

Should i fight sir ansbech or needle knight leda ? Morally

[atomic tapir]

How do I access vcs

[wispy bison]

how do i access the private moderation chat

[mild steeple]

Find channels and roles category top of all channels

[mild steeple]

Should i fight sir ansbech or needle knight leda ?

[wispy bison]

i dont car

[mild steeple]

be a good boy

[cobalt ridge]

What even is this thing.

[covert marlin]

Kiwi

[cobalt ridge]

Giant Crusher.

[mild steeple]

Prolly me

[wispy bison]

im a woman.

[mild steeple]

i dont car

[wispy bison]

piss off

[cobalt ridge]

A lesbian one.

[brazen shuttle]

I mean morally then I guess you fight leda but the talismans you get from helping leda are pretty cool

[native stream]

The best kind of woman

[atomic tapir]

Can I be a woman

[brazen shuttle]

yeah

[mild steeple]

Which talisman is that? Will the fight kill the old guy permanently?

[outer gate]

yea

[brazen shuttle]

if u want sure

[atomic tapir]

💅 ✨

I’m officially girly popping

[wispy bison]

can i

[proud bronze]

Hallo

[atomic tapir]

No

[wispy bison]

hi lucky

[atomic tapir]

Wagwan

[proud bronze]

Okay rude

[brazen shuttle]

yeah I think he does die, and it's the retaliatory cross-tree talisman that buffs backstep and roll attacks by 17%

[proud bronze]

I say hello and get a no

[cobalt ridge]

You already claimed your woman ticket.

[brazen shuttle]

@outer gate does this increase crouch attack damage too? or just roll

[atomic tapir]

It does appear that way

[stoic iron]

it does

[brazen shuttle]

fire

[atomic tapir]

But u can assure you, not the intended message for the no reply

[stoic iron]

roll and crouch attacks are the same thing

[outer gate]

ye

[brazen shuttle]

fire

[proud bronze]

Hi there emi

[outer gate]

crouch attacks are rolling attacks

[stoic iron]

hi dain

[proud bronze]

Okay….

[wispy bison]

ucky

[proud bronze]

Hi there cake

[outer gate]

ris

[brazen shuttle]

ik, just wasn't sure if it was coded to only boost after a roll or smth

[wispy bison]

blehhh 🐱

[proud bronze]

Hi there everyone

[outer gate]

yes

[outer gate]

hello

[atomic tapir]

I require your expertise.

[brazen shuttle]

because crouch attacks are a lot easier to pull off

[outer gate]

blehhh 🐱

[native stream]

Lucky how much was the skrunkle

[stoic iron]

at what

[mild steeple]

then I'll have to think twice maybe

[torn lichen]

eld

[outer gate]

yeah it's quite nice on a few weapons, namely gugs

[covert marlin]

HALLO

[wispy bison]

lucky did you splunch today

[marsh cape]

hi chat

[atomic tapir]

Where am I wrong here cause now I’m confused

[outer gate]

Like €25, all the extra stuff was free stretch goal bonuses for the pre order phase

[proud bronze]

Emilia i said hi

[brazen shuttle]

hiii

[proud bronze]

Hello

[outer gate]

Not yet !!

[cobalt ridge]

Hi Fia.

[brazen shuttle]

sorry dain I didn't see 😭 hihiii

[native stream]

That's actually peam, not a bad price at all

[covert marlin]

ci hhat

[marsh cape]

how we all doing

[proud bronze]

its okay…how are you?

[torn lichen]

Sleep deprived

[outer gate]

the statement seems fine
parrying and stance breaks are seperate things

[native stream]

I am genuinely pretty awful at the moment

[lapis wasp]

i have to go ng+ for fortissax now😭😭😭

[marsh cape]

:(

[torn lichen]

Same here but we ball

[atomic tapir]

Sensational

[brazen shuttle]

I am good tyyy just got an online lecture in 10 mins

[marsh cape]

you wanna talk about it?

[cobalt ridge]

I can tell from your pfp.

[proud bronze]

Could be better, my eye is itchy

[tardy kernel]

strawberry milk

[torn lichen]

Burn my bread

[atomic tapir]

Itch it

[proud bronze]

Oooh good luck

[cobalt ridge]

And?

[wispy bison]

lucky can i go to your house in an hour

[atomic tapir]

My 🐐 🥹

[outer gate]

like you can do nearly enough stance damage to break an enemy, then backstab them, then stance break em as they're getting up

[proud bronze]

No i have a prosthetic in

[atomic tapir]

Ohhhh true

[proud bronze]

It’s uncomfortable if I start itching it

[lapis wasp]

i dont wanna

[outer gate]

ripostes don't do stance damage so it depends on how fast their regen is

[marsh cape]

grow a new one

[cobalt ridge]

Lazy bum.

[covert marlin]

Pop some Loratadin

[outer gate]

But they're seperate systems

[proud bronze]

I wish

[native stream]

Already said it once or twice but:
Ran into the ex I haven't seen in 3 years, the one that ruined me and my mental health
I was wearing her hoodie when I saw her and said hi
And I bumped into her at a place I hadn't been since I went on our anniversary

[atomic tapir]

Aight I thought so. Appreciated

[mild steeple]

Why suddenly there are too many biological females here

[cobalt ridge]

fan dagger always in da pocket.

[proud bronze]

No lmao, it’s just slightly itchy i’m not taking stuff for that

[lapis wasp]

i have like 4 diff runs going side by side rn

[outer gate]

so like an enemy that needs 2+ parries to open up for a riposte will ALWAYS need that many, even if you hit them prior

[tardy kernel]

watdatmean

[marsh cape]

ah. i'm sorry 🫂

[torn lichen]

man what

[sand coral]

What? I just opened this server and what am I reading?

[cobalt ridge]

Lazy bum.

[marsh cape]

??

[mild steeple]

they're scary, I'm afraid of that species

[outer gate]

do you have a problem with women

[marsh cape]

wdym too many

[atomic tapir]

Why are there too many of YOU here

[native stream]

I'll live it's just like, one of those situations where I want to crawl into a corner and perish

[lapis wasp]

ik i need to git gud😔

[wispy bison]

oh god what a weirdo

[torn lichen]

Yucky you

[atomic tapir]

Nah you’re the new 🐐 of Elden ring

[native stream]

All those years just to still miss her lol

[mild steeple]

Too many

[sand coral]

But have you tried getting good?

[lapis wasp]

aw hell naw

[marsh cape]

yeah, i get it. i'd probably act the same way too running into my ex

[sand coral]

Agnar.

[torn lichen]

Life good cuz I got eld

[lapis wasp]

i mean yeah, and no maybe

[marsh cape]

no such thing women are cool and awesome

[atomic tapir]

I have a feeling this will be soon to the end of our interactions.

[native stream]

I got some nice food afterward at least

[wispy bison]

mods, put this guy 24hr hours on corner so he thinks about what he did

[atomic tapir]

🍎 for you kind sir

[marsh cape]

yay :D

[sand coral]

But have you really, really tried though?

[mild steeple]

I don't want to be rude but you're looking like a bit overweight version of sadie sink (max from stranger things)

[sand coral]

Thank you, my good fellow.

[lapis wasp]

that my friend is a question for another time

[torn lichen]

dude theres no way

[atomic tapir]

Hey man tell that to the random person set to my pfp

Say it to their face fr

[mild steeple]

they're scary. Full stop

[marsh cape]

joins chat
starts being sexist
starts insulting people

[lapis wasp]

agreed

[torn lichen]

Women scary joke in the big 26 are we dead butt

[marsh cape]

whos alt is this bruh

[sand coral]

🧐

[cobalt ridge]

Honestly sad to learn that's not the real Rangaman.

[wispy bison]

they were being a weirdo since yesterday

[mild steeple]

Whatever.

[wispy bison]

nothing punishable just weird

[atomic tapir]

Ass (lol it’s not automodded)

[cobalt ridge]

ass

[lapis wasp]

apologies

[crude panther]

I just beat messmer in 3 tries 😌😌😌

[atomic tapir]

This one’s funnier cause the smile lol

[sand coral]

Ass.

[wispy bison]

butt

[marsh cape]

ass.

[brazen shuttle]

like half of us are trans lmao

[torn lichen]

Dead butt is funnier

[cobalt ridge]

assolute radiasse.

[wispy bison]

fia do you look like your pfp irl

[crude panther]

Why is there so many

[marsh cape]

yes i am a tree irl

[torn lichen]

I look just like my profile picture

[atomic tapir]

Ye

[covert marlin]

Too many hypocrits here

[wispy bison]

awesome

[torn lichen]

I’m aigis toaster

[outer gate]

No misogyny in genchat.

[cobalt ridge]

Iris do you like lesbian witches?

[wispy bison]

yeah

[marsh cape]

LMAO he's in my dms

[hot dome]

yes goku

[wispy bison]

omg

[atomic tapir]

Oh yeah? Watch this
(No obviously I’m not doing that cause I’m not a bum ass weirdo)

[brazen shuttle]

souls games r popular and discord is popular with trans people therefore

[tardy kernel]

saying what😭

[wispy bison]

no lucky in chat, bye

[sand coral]

Can we talk about our lord and savior, Apple?

[brazen shuttle]

? wdym

[cobalt ridge]

Send him pic of your wedding ring.

[jagged widget]

I prefer windows or linux

[marsh cape]

"I got muted cuz of your text lol
I wasn't being sexiest
I indirectly meant women are more dominant than man"

[wispy bison]

SON

[lapis wasp]

im too damn new to ts please provide me with context😭

[atomic tapir]

I’d believe that

[sand coral]

Good choice, we do NOT talk about that apple.

[brazen shuttle]

someone was jus making dumbass women scary jokes or smth

[cobalt ridge]

😭 🥀

[jagged widget]

You could say that association is a.. bad apple

[atomic tapir]

Brudda 😭

[outer gate]

What 😭

can you send this on to me please

[torn lichen]

Shon

[atomic tapir]

misogyny

Nah fr I was actually complimenting you, you just don’t get it

[cobalt ridge]

Meanwhile my friend who wanna be smashed against a wall.

[sand coral]

Don't even start at this. Because I never get that reference.

[native stream]

Souls and tgirls go hand un hand

[outer gate]

harrassing people in dm's over it is yet another step too far

[native stream]

HUH

[cobalt ridge]

😭

[lapis wasp]

no sh*t someone went misogynist on ts?

[shut relic]

What horses consider play
Monkeys consider business
But for Tom, it's all foolery

[jagged widget]

Look up "bad apple touhou" or something

[atomic tapir]

HUG

[brazen shuttle]

I just realised people who like bad apple are larping touhou

[atomic tapir]

Uh oh (not allowed to bypass filter)

[torn lichen]

Touhou is the #1 most larped game

[atomic tapir]

(They’re watching)

[tardy kernel]

yikes

[torn lichen]

dmc at the top as well

[lapis wasp]

who

[brazen shuttle]

as a touhou fan yeah

[tardy kernel]

tf is a touhou

[lapis wasp]

im scared now

[cobalt ridge]

I almost thought this was about Uma Musume.

[covert marlin]

We have someone who is extremely misandry and no one cares to interfere, sexism on both sides is a horrible act and shouldn't be supported

[atomic tapir]

(They are)

[brazen shuttle]

japanese bullet hell series that bad apple is a remix of one of the songs

[marsh cape]

i'm waiting for the real crashout to start ngl

[jagged widget]

I did actually play a little bit of touhou

[hot dome]

persona, mgs, resident evil

[atomic tapir]

I’ll shame them hollup

[lapis wasp]

theonewhosnamesshallnotbetaken?

[torn lichen]

I’m a fan of 2 of these

[cobalt ridge]

i double that.

[native stream]

Umamasume is up there
Inb4 I get like 5 replies saying "it's a game???"

[tardy kernel]

oh ive heard of the bad apple thing

[brazen shuttle]

nah touhou is larped more

[shut relic]

This is life

[hot dome]

im just naming other examples

[brazen shuttle]

bad apple has so many views

[torn lichen]

Horse gacha

[sand coral]

I understand it's a song but I never get what's the big deal about it.

[jagged widget]

97% of touhou fans have never played the game

[lapis wasp]

1 question guys, ples halp

[hot dome]

I dont think listening to a song from a game is the same as claiming to be a fan of it

[upbeat sigil]

[tardy kernel]

who im confused

[shut relic]

Umamusume is also an Isekai if you think about it

[sand coral]

Isn't it an animated show though?

[torn lichen]

Idk I’ve never played it

[jagged widget]

It's great, I like it
I pretty much like all of project touhou's songs/ soundtracks

[covert marlin]

birb twin

[brazen shuttle]

touhou fans started animating it in tons of interesting ways kinda like doom on weird devices and that made it popular somehow

[marsh cape]

me when i get so invested in my anime horse girl game that i forget horses are real

[torn lichen]

Not big on gachas anymore

[atomic tapir]

Birb 🐦

[sand coral]

I prefer Frank Sinatra.

[cobalt ridge]

This saturday i saw two 6'4 guys built like eddie hall one cosplaying Nilou frm genshin impact and one cosplaying as one from Uma Musume.

[brazen shuttle]

ngl it's a bit overrated but that's just how it is with the most popular song from a game

[torn lichen]

fly me to the moon or something

[lapis wasp]

how do i convince my gf to start playing ER? like she doesnt like ER like AT ALL.

[sand coral]

Crazy work.

[marsh cape]

crazy thing is that the bad apple song isnt even that good

[sand coral]

Yes, I will. I just need to buy a rocket first.

[brazen shuttle]

the original is better

[tardy kernel]

catchy tho

[hot dome]

I quite like bad apple tbf

[brazen shuttle]

hell there's better remixes OF the original bad apple than the popular remix

[cobalt ridge]

FACTS.

[marsh cape]

i'm just not too big on jpop in general

[shut relic]

W?

[atomic tapir]

Speaking of apples

@sand coral

[sand coral]

I actually like Englebert Humperdinck.

[sand coral]

🍎

[atomic tapir]

Why Thankyou

[marsh cape]

the japanese music industry got me with their metalcore scene but not much else

[cobalt ridge]

I also saw a bunch of twinks cosplaying as maids.

[marsh cape]

paledusk my goats

[cobalt ridge]

I cosplayed Jason.

[wispy bison]

meow

[sand coral]

My listening age on Spotify was 77. 🌾

I am 17.

[jagged widget]

True, people should appreciate other parts like double dealing character more

[cobalt ridge]

My little sister at 17 got 85.

[rare latch]

[covert marlin]

The person got punished & warned multiple times already and hopefully they learned from it. Just want that people have an eye out for such horrible behavior so we can have a peacful enviroment

[shut relic]

Nice

[sand coral]

She got some real good taste, I tell you that.

[rare latch]

Already executing people as soon as I came here?

[shut relic]

Me personally I listen to caveman mating calls

[atomic tapir]

You missed a fair bit

[covert marlin]

Yooo midas long time no see, how are buddy

[atomic tapir]

Uh oh logics here

[brazen shuttle]

go listen to demetori - bad apple ~ death of a bad apple it's a way better remix imo

[rare latch]

Hella busy with work bro

[tardy kernel]

names being gatekept😪

[celest remnant]

Ho my god, just fought weapon bequeathed harmonia for the first time