Plastic Mark II / "Saturnine" Box

[lapis raven]

yeah

I'm honestly starting to consider a Hammerfall Bunker now
Will 3rd ed be the fortification edition?

[eager halo]

siege of terra campaign

[lapis raven]

Did I hear MK-VII?

Imagine we get MK-VII before a revamped MK-IV

[eager halo]

i'm all for it

[proud gull]

Be especially ironic if IW do end up being the posterboys.

[lapis raven]

Maybe just a Battlegroup box themed at the wall
MK-VII imperial fists, a dreadnought and maybe some random fortification

[steep dagger]

They're actually pretty big based on the size of the legions imperialis ones. Probably two a box

[lapis raven]

I'd hope 3 or a revamp of the squad size
They're 3 as stock

[steep dagger]

I suppose they're basically a boxnaught torso on long legs in size so I could see three in a box

We're getting new rule so squad sizes could easily change

[lapis raven]

aren't they tiny tho?

[steep dagger]

Size in LI compared to a Contemptor

[lapis raven]

oh that's a big boye

it kinda doesn't make sense
By that definition rapiers are huge too

[steep dagger]

effectively with the stand its the width of a rhino

[opaque vale]

the resin tarantula are oooold, like 3rd edition old so i wouldnt be surprised by scale creep, even then they dont quite fit on a 60mm round

[lapis raven]

I honestly want them tiny
They seem cute, like little Portal turrets

Regardless, I'm still maybe probably perhaps considering getting some

I'm not doing anything till I see the new big box.
Depending on everything I may or may not get an AoD box alongside everything else I want including the new box

It's gonna be a MASSIVE amount of Warhammer

[uneven forge]

The missile version is also by far the largest weapon on it. So comparing it to the bolter version is also deceiving

[quiet cargo]

They realised they could make imperial fists even more powerful if they focused on fortifications more /s

[lapis raven]

It all makes sense now

[arctic reef]

M- Massive 🤨

[lapis raven]

absolutely

Ginormous

[arctic reef]

My faith in this leak, is massive

If it goes through itd be crazy

[lapis raven]

should I post my ideal shopping list for warhammies here? or another chat

[arctic reef]

If it doesnt im sure a lot of people would feel low and players would fade away from valrak and his viewer counts would taper

[fossil creek]

Sudden spike in people googling how to make explosives

[lapis raven]

please no brainrot in here

[lapis raven]

Me too man
me too...

[sweet current]

Imagine if valrak got a low taper fade

[arctic reef]

his big ass forehead would show

he should get dreads 🤑

[tribal belfry]

I didn't realize that Valrak's forehead and a low taper fade are in the #1315338874175885423

[arctic reef]

and by dreads I mean dreadnoughts like the saturnine dreadnought thats supposedly coming

[arctic reef]

its quite critical to the boxset releasing actually

[lapis raven]

please let it be a Castraferrum

[arctic reef]

Hoping for that too

Id love if it came with front options for either the MK IV big head or the sarcophagus

[tribal belfry]

Dreadnought with beakie head

[sweet current]

Beakinators and beaknought would be peak

You could even say

[arctic reef]

A updated castraferrum at all would be amazing

[sweet current]

They would be beak

[arctic reef]

Especially if its as well made as the other heresy dreads

[quiet cargo]

Careful, it could end up as the next big leak /s

[knotty epoch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7uFs4D7_ko

[soft oracle]

Yes please!

[soft oracle]

If the Castaferrum came with a beak as a head option. It would be peak.

[vocal badger]

Atlan Forges stuff looks very cool but does not, for the most part, look Warhammer to me

[rotund jungle]

It would be so beak

[lavish belfry]

I know a couple guys who swear up and down they've seen a picture on another individual's phone of a stack of unfolded boxes for the new boxset, and detailed all of the contents - including a rule book that features saturnine terminators on the cover. I trust these guys to not be bullshitting and also to not be fooled by a fake pic. If you're in the right spaces you can read exactly what they both state were the visible contents, and the fact that it's from a stack of box material leads me to believe it's coming no later than August.

[trim sun]

Are... are we in one of the right spaces?

[stiff totem]

It's true - my uncle at Nintendo was the phone

[stone orbit]

very 'trust me bro'. very 'pics or it didn't happen' moment

we are getting steadily closer to May, steadily closer to the next big reveal streams and whatever may come for 30k, and there may be some leaked pictures that finally come out, especially with so much of the warhammer internet hyper-alert for any sign of 30k content

[lavish belfry]

Nope.

[lavish belfry]

🤷‍♂️ for the record, I haven't seen them either, but my friends wouldn't have any reason to lie to me about it. Believe what you want, I'll believe what I want.

Beats being chronically online like some of yous.

[stone orbit]

wooooow, low blow.

so because we didn't believe it at face value, we are 'chronically online'. very not based.

[trim sun]

So why not state what the contents are - if they're different from what's already reported? I'm not coming after you man, but you're kinda dangling information.

[stone orbit]

nah nevermind, not worth.

[lapis raven]

The resolution is incredibly simple.

• Describe the boxes if you really have information pertaining to their appearance and contents.

[soft oracle]

It's that easy yet nobody does it.

[stone orbit]

Mental gymnastics.

Receive information, perhaps from a good source or a bad source, either way you believe it enough to share it
Share the information
Get hit by doubt from those you're sharing it with
Ego takes a hit, decide 'these plebians aren't good enough for my precious information'
Keep information to self
Information comes out from a totally different source anyway, making you obsolete.

Of course, this is all assuming they weren't just trying to get a rise out of people in the first place.

[raven yew]

Pic on another persons phone… like it takes two seconds to send a pic

[lapis raven]

honestly, this chat was dead
it needed this kick

[raven yew]

Rather it be dead than random trust me bro rumour

[lapis raven]

the latter is a bit funnier

[quaint gale]

Disinformation and the warhammer community goes together like two peas in a pod

[reef matrix]

I'm just happy the, "My Uncle works at Nintendo," gag is still going. Been going since like 1988.

[quaint gale]

It's a beautiful tradition

[quiet cargo]

It was dead because there was nothing new to report

If that changes then we will have something to talk about

[dusk kite]

lmaoooooooooooooo

[high mist]

If photos existed people would have shared online for sure. People can't resist the internet clout.

[unreal lake]

Not really, some people also value their ongoing employment

[high mist]

It never said the person worked for GW just that they had photos. And a large number of people have no empathy for others in this day and age.

[tame bolt]

To be honest.

If we haven't heard any new rumours or seen a verifiable leak by the end of this week we'll consider locking the thread. There isn't much to be discussed at this stage.

[steep dagger]

We're one week away from people posting about their prophetic dreams describing the boxset we're so lacking in news.

[frigid epoch]

After drinking enough paint water and self inflicted blunt force trauma to the head my dog started telling me the box contents, unfortunately it was in the forgotten language of the deep ones so I have no idea what he was saying

[rotund jungle]

And my friend told me cows can fly. I dont think they would bullshit me

[lavish belfry]

No, that's not why you guys are chronically online. Scroll up for 45 secs and you can see it clearly.

[lavish belfry]

It's funny, because I'll post the contents in a minute, against my better judgement, and it'll stir conversation for the next week or so whether you believe it or not.

So glad I don't hang around in this discord anymore.

[stiff totem]

Have you been on the internet all of 15min that you can't handle the mildest babby's first banter

[tribal belfry]

Just drop the topic all of you

[lavish belfry]

Can't handle? So because I point out cringe that means I can't handle it?

[tame bolt]

And that's enough of that. We'll lock the thread now.

In the event anything new comes forward - be it a reliable rumour or an actual leak - the thread will be re-opened.

[tame bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kup0GNfoAjo

• has heard something big is launching on August 2nd. Unclear if this is Cathay, Heresy 3E, Space Marine Codex 2.0, etc.

[tame bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wALi5oXuTI

[tame bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswxQTFQUEk

• 1 Saturnine Praetor (painted as a Salamander)

• 1 Mark II Centurion (painted as a Salamander)

• 1 "Saturnine" Dreadnought

• 1 Quad Accelerator Platform (the big gun)

• 6 Saturnine Terminators (two three-man squads)

• 40 Mark II Tactical Marines

• Two sets of "Disingenerator" (Disintegrator?) weapons

• 3E Core Rulebook

• Tactical, Status and Objective Tokens

• Normal D6s and Scatter Dice

• Templates

• Transfer Sheet

• Introduction Rules

• Instructions