🎭│palia-memes

[silk swift]

you're not the only weird one

[north beacon]

I have to wonder how many retakes they had to do because the voice actor kept cracking up trying to do his various lines.

[polar light]

did you check if you got it? I got mine yesterday and it still counted

[north beacon]

Might have to exit and restart game to get fresh data to sync.

[vast sable]

I just got them after that meme 😅 they didn't show before but do now c:

[strong snow]

IM SUPER LATE TO THIS BUT HI HELLO YES mustelidae are the best

[polar wigeon]

SO CUTE

[polar light]

I wanted ferrets for so long

[strong snow]

Same !! 😭 after begging for about 6 years im finally getting my own in a few weeks
The one in the pic above is at my local farm though, i visit the ferrets there every week lmao

[polar light]

cuuute.

My wife says no, and I have young kids.

[strong snow]

ahh yeah, some ferrets dont get on well with younger children because they bite (the ferrets bite, not the children /jk)
You can get some that are trained not to bite, the lil boi in the pic i send is so easy going haha. Hes fine with young kids so ig it depends on the personality

[solar bridge]

BROH.
I S E E Y O U, P A L I A

[elfin tinsel]

i didnt know we were having cottage core rave in my house

[onyx shadow]

LMAO I'm having the same graphical glitch in my house! Also our kitchens do be lookin very similar - love it!

[elfin tinsel]

@onyx shadow ya got great style then ! ❤️

[rustic quarry]

too lewd for me...

[steep vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[azure totem]

still not fixed tish quest

[onyx shadow]

For real - the devs are doing absolutely incredibly for a Free-To-Play game in open-beta

[polar wigeon]

Agreed, they did their best to fix as much as possible, that's all i can ask of em

[solar bridge]

lmao i think my favorite was my friend last night telling me all the get rich quick videos he saw on youtube and i'm like "no. they patched that. No. They patched that too"

[elfin tinsel]

wait people arguing about the cat? what tea did i miss here?

[onyx shadow]

If I had to guess, people didn't read the patch notes and they're mad that you have to "buy" the cat
Literally all you have to do is purchase the lowest amount of Palia coins to get the sandy boi
Then all you have to do is accumulate - not buy - 3k over time (unless you decide to purchase 3k coins at one time, you do you) and then you get the other 3.
I'm just planning on buying one outfit per month and then eventually I'll get there It's to support the devs

[azure totem]

cries in poverty

[main sphinx]

yeaboiii

[elfin tinsel]

oh, i already bought 2 outfits, cuz supporting the devs and i got the money, I dont feel like its twisting out hands and forces us to buy anything which is very unlike ANY MMO and gacha games what so ever. Also the fact game is free and devs work insane hard for us, i feel like its the bare minimum for me to spend a little coin just as a thanks to the devs.

[main sphinx]

i understand you but not with the "little coin" part. i dont think 20$ is a little coin. 😄 but i get you, i also supported them by buying a cheaper premium outfit.

[onyx shadow]

Yee, if I can spare some change in these trying times I’ll do what I can to support. The cat was just enough incentive to really do it

[elfin tinsel]

Support in anyway u can is still support and prob very appriciated nontheless

and if its accumulated 20 $ over time too, i think people gonna get there at one point.

[gloomy flame]

the amount of times these guys have jumpscared when im just minding my own business

[shut phoenix]

I mean it’s a free game and you get a cat for literally buying anything, they can’t stay in business if everyone just freeloads

[main sphinx]

nooo 😦

[knotty mica]

love a very confused einar

[azure totem]

THIS HAS TO BE A EMOHJI

My favorite part of this patch
you can unpin quests fovererrrr

[chrome crystal]

Nice I fished some paper

[onyx shadow]

Paper?? 😮

[formal imp]

one of the fish is glitched so just shows a white square lol

[onyx shadow]

LMFAO - which fish?

[azure totem]

gillyfin i think

[formal imp]

yeah, just caught one

[kindred cargo]

I know him! His name is Gil.

[azure totem]

Everyone is Gil

[kindred cargo]

We are all Gil in our Oneness.

[azure totem]

Reth the hustler indeed

[hushed mason]

That's funny as hell for cooking

[split pilot]

This what you were looking for?

[kindred cargo]

that was my first cooked meal in Palia.

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-crews-brooklyn-nine-nine-b99-gif-17414614

[split pilot]

Cooking was more difficult during alpha 2. You had to move ingredients one by one, and could shelve them to switch what you were holding.

[kindred cargo]

I got stuck on these tutorial-plates... bad memories.

[split pilot]

Apparently there's not a lowercase N... >.>

[rustic quarry]

Caught starred Glitchfin

[shut crescent]

being on either side of the argument in palia chat 1

[azure totem]

there are no other chats only memes

[formal imp]

I've been hanging in memes for a bit. Didn't even know there was an argument in chat. Peeked over, saw the term greed wall, and hopped right back here. 😂
memes much better

[azure totem]

and sometimes screenshots because i like to take photos

[onyx shadow]

the chat channels are way too fast/busy for me to even try to keep up with @_@
If I chat I usually post in #🍧│palia-chill

[formal imp]

That too. way too much overstim for a cozy game

[zinc siren]

Every other chat on here ive only ever seen with everyone being really nice and helpful, but palia chat 1 is always a warzone 😂

[white marsh]

Can you guess which one is the logout location and which is the login location? I know this game is in beta but still lol

[patent stirrup]

It's easy to tell by the new lighting

[white marsh]

I actually took both those screenshots after logging in - both were at my approx locations lol

[amber bough]

i do agree and disagree... bro if they put the price like 10$/€ lower even more ppl would buy it.. which would make more sense for them

[uneven pewter]

they’ve been arguing since last night lol, people have nothing better to do than be bitter. that’s why i chill out in the other chats

[still blaze]

What was the argument? Just got here

[formal imp]

tldr: people want things for free

[uneven pewter]

when the game is already free.. like guys the devs have rent too LOL

[amber bough]

first time in this chat room here and saw this had to say something 😄 cuz im not against the shop and i kinda want to give them support but its like everyone else in the business skins for like 20-50$/€

[main sphinx]

same here, i wasnt here before and im not arguing either, i accept everyone's opinion 😄

[azure totem]

dont argument here thx :D

[amber bough]

yh but im just saying if they would lower the price to a minimum of 10-20$/€ they would get even more ppl to support them and buy skins in the shop cuz it doesnt sound so much... and 100K buying for 10$/€ is more then 20k buying for 20$/€

[gloomy flame]

for a sec i thought i was in the memes channel not #💬│palia-discussions XD

[amber bough]

it kinda turns to a meme ^^

[main sphinx]

also there is no equal price for the items, you either buy less coins so you cant buy the outfit or you buy coins for the higher price but then you'll have a few coins remaining you can't use for anything

[azure totem]

[main sphinx]

ofc Tau, not him 😄

[patent stirrup]

Every time I talk to him, he's like "Why you in my personal space?"

[azure totem]

Its hard to get to know him but once u do its the best

[woven wyvern]

Meanwhile Farmers Chilling.

[clear cloud]

[azure totem]

that was hella bait

[sacred spoke]

I'm not saying all the rage is justified, but I am saying, they brought it on themselves announcing it that way

[azure totem]

S6: PETS!
me: PETS!!
S6: you have to pay for them
me:

[tardy axle]

nice sky 🥹

[sacred spoke]

hello darkness my old friend!~ ♪

[azure totem]

oh, look. ||the black market ||

[modern goblet]

this is news worms map XD???

[bright thistle]

She cant decide 😋 (i was too lazy to dake a screenshot and cut it hehe)

[untold owl]

I have seen two worlds in one.. the future is out there!

[robust dagger]

UNDA DA SEA 🎵

[cobalt pewter]

i desperately need context lmao

[sacred spoke]

just a joke about the palcats starting a war in the main chat and adding more Palia flavor by bringing up that Ahsura used to be a soldier

[cobalt pewter]

oh ok i thought i was missing cat-related lore about the wars omg

[deft rapids]

palian cats are part goat, confirmed

[hexed siren]

Excellent meme, love this weirdo dude

[jovial canopy]

me giving my friends choices to talk to me

[frail olive]

is it still work and where is it?? ;-;

[azure totem]

Bug fixed

[onyx shadow]

Where's the lie LMAO

[proven tinsel]

Me seeing someone shooting down sernuk in front of me in my hunting area.

[radiant halo]

or me when i am waiting for 5 min for other peps to join me hunting the white chaapa and some random dude randomly runs too close and it despawns

[dense oasis]

Free template

[proven tinsel]

or seeing a enchanted tree beeing cut down in front of you

[radiant halo]

or palium ore XD

[jagged solar]

after giving him some fertilizer.....my dude xD

[proven tinsel]

Me (left) and my friend who just started the game (right), looting together.

[winged forge]

Only Germans with a bad taste in music will get it. 🙂

[proven tinsel]

omg, schmutz

[broken vine]

im on the highw..... stairway to heaven 😄

[bright thistle]

Yeah... thats why a just in case chops is needed (even if regenerate it works!!)

[broken vine]

you get that look more often than you think 😛

[sacred spoke]

hilarious screenshot by @silver dove

[shut phoenix]

I think everyone will understand if you quit the game, kind of not chill to bring all the negative vibes to meme chat though

[sacred spoke]

it's a meme breaking down both sides of the discourse in an amusing format though, so where else should it go?
edit: granted, the meme does seem to be favoring one side, but we can poke fun at the discourse as a stress relief

2nd edit: I'm sorry if my memes have caused more stress or negativity for anyone though. I just... can't focus on the game today, so have come back to the memes as my comfort zone.

[sacred spoke]

this sucker gave me SOOO much trouble

[azure totem]

Look, its Reth the hustler

[sacred spoke]

The face he makes when you like his soup 😛

[onyx shadow]

I'll do it again 🏹

[onyx shadow]

I wouldn't do this tho :c I had this happen to me last night, feelsbadman.jpg
We were a group of like 5 running around chopping trees, we got to the next one and two people were halfway done and we got no chops in 😭

[honest jungle]

I dunno if the blackmarket is the same for everyone but if so... G E T I T (I already have it :>)

[sacred spoke]

That was my FIRST black market purchase and I have NO REGRETS

[radiant halo]

i would but i just spent 25k on the copper storeboxes XD damn thats hella cute tho ;_;

[merry temple]

Looks like a wanted poster behind him 🤔

[honest jungle]

When you are hunting and see an arrow fly over your shoulder from someone else:

[cinder comet]

PAIN

[fickle onyx]

Only Ashura

[bright shadow]

it looks like you're a lalafell in this photo

[teal kite]

Weeeeeeeee!

[short mesa]

Looking through the messages on this channel, some people really don't understand what beta means huh... Or that a free to play game still needs to make money somehow

[slender tendon]

We need a message in the Remembrance Garden for Jerry the Broom. "Jerry: I wish we could hang out again."

[onyx shadow]

My husband just spent the 25k last night too - I'm probably next, I'm almost always full up on resources

[dusky lagoon]

😂 TOO real. its even worse when they miss and scare everything around you away, so now you gotta chase them down

[shut crescent]

me waiting for magic sernuk to teleport out of the wall
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1691752161036628348

[azure totem]

Najuma is in too

[crisp notch]

The top of the head behind Reth's portrait matching the hair is 🤌

[short mesa]

Yep that's exactly what I said, congratulations

[still pollen]

gearing up to go into palia-chat

[dusty heath]

Toe beans!!

[empty vine]

Bi panic

[oblique relic]

I had moved maps so it wiped chat, it kicked me off party after a minute, then it crashed so I didnt get a chance to write down their full name anyways... and the search doesnt do 'containing word' search... social game is a social nightmare lol

[stuck temple]

hahahahah these memes are wayyy too good 😭

[azure totem]

[past wigeon]

logging on for the first time since the patch

[clear cloud]

Everyone's hot so at this rate more like PAN-ic.

I chose them because they're most likely to actually go and shop at the black market

[azure totem]

oof

[shrewd siren]

Is your graphics on epic? What option should I up to get this level of detail? Textures?

[azure totem]

thanks to the models of the game texture doesnt change much

same buddy, same

[vagrant nexus]

Pls, I just wanna kiss

[earnest tundra]

does mirrors work for you? they do weird things for me😢

[azure totem]

idk i can see my multiple self clearly

[earnest tundra]

same, trying to suck my sool or smth

[azure totem]

fun fact: the camera can't capture ur reflection
what are they trying to tell us with this?

[earnest tundra]

humans are secretly vampires, that's how they came back /elouisa voice/

[clear cloud]

It wasn't humans that came out of the void. It was us vampires

(Invizi beat me to it )

[azure totem]

Love the confused expresion while falling to hell

#🎭│palia-memes message

[wraith garnet]

I would say the camera zoom works...

[rose trout]

I went afk with autorun running... got stuck on rock and need to wait 10 min to tp home

[broken vine]

where does one get it? wheres his fishing point?

[azure totem]

Bahary bay coast glow worm if i remember

[earnest tundra]

during the day

[sacred spoke]

something of a 1-5% chance to hook it, during the day (6am-6pm) Bahari coast, with glow worm

[broken vine]

ill give it a swing and tell you how it goes 😛

lighthouse works? any coastal shoreline thingy or just at a specific spot?

[azure totem]

the coast

[honest jungle]

anywhere that is the beach as far as I know, you can be at the dock where the lighthouse is if you want to

[jolly mica]

it took me a stupid amount of time to successfully fish up a Blue Marlin, no clue how I’m gonna get the more difficult fish (I plan on completing the bug/fish encyclopedia)

[tepid sierra]

My new core game loop

[carmine lotus]

how it feels to try to catch the radiant sunfish

[placid zephyr]

wow, this new point of view looks fire 🔥🔥🔥

[broken vine]

15th catch

[livid rune]

theres a /unstuck command

[wraith garnet]

I knew he was shady but goddamn

[lavish flare]

?????

[quaint swift]

Shepp material.

[wooden stirrup]

outside of the outfits and pets i dont see paywal? Edit: wrong chat

[azure totem]

imagine if your shepp is a sheep

[ripe oak]

What if your sheep was a shepp

[placid zephyr]

im so rich

[azure totem]

almost everyjob is good at making money

[short knot]

I find I'm not swimming in money, but I'm not broke either, just by passively playing the game. I do what I want, when I want, and they money comes at a pretty steady pace.

[azure totem]

Same, almost 25 or 30k per day and im pretty happy with it

[short knot]

That said, if we could sell the furniture we make but don't use... I would be queen of kilima by now.

[jolly mica]

I rarely have anything over 3k in my wallet at any given time, I’m mainly focused on encyclopedia filling and just making friends with everyone (and trying to romance Reth )

[azure totem]

help

[cunning remnant]

You can use unstuck even at home

[azure totem]

i just spammed jump

[crisp notch]

Mom: We have unstuck at home

[cloud wave]

The inside of player's head. Empty as we thought.

[azure totem]

at least im getting some good images from my char

[feral terrace]

I noticed furniture has a value, cause if you press H you can see how much your plot is worth.. I placed a chic bed and saw it go up 3k.. if only that could be in my pocket..

[azure totem]

Hard decision...

[placid zephyr]

you

[azure totem]

the soup
im hungry af

[sullen token]

You... For the soup

[young roost]

feels bad man

[tall grail]

Help lol

[short knot]

the moonwalking critters is probably my favorite bug, I hope they fix that last

[clear cloud]

I love Reth and when you choose a choice that makes him laugh

[cursive pendant]

T-POSE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

[deft needle]

I wish I knew this before I got stuck 5 different times today. 😆

At least I know now though!

[cinder comet]

my character continuously showing up at hodari’s place every day to try and rizz him up

[shrewd siren]

Ashura sure is shining bright

[sacred spoke]

#🎭│palia-memes message

Did this earlier for someone n_n

[pallid notch]

When you can’t decide if you’re hungry, or thirsty.

[last bloom]

He actually crouch tho

[sacred spoke]

Yep! I just meant I editted him into that meme for someone that requested it before ovo

[pliant eagle]

"You.. eating the soup" LETS START THE MUKBANG

[short knot]

I wasn't expecting it, but when Hodari commented on me having a romance pin I actually felt bad like oh buddy I would romance you too if I could.

[wide ibex]

ok this is your local new reddit mod and shepp asking for memes on the sub or my plants will die and you will have to see the bad memes i make

[neon garnet]

the joke explains itself

[rare scroll]

When he plays hard to get 😍

[carmine cypress]

I can't post in issues but this is funny to me so meme chat is goes

[real laurel]

T pose gang!

[late charm]

I'd already done it earlier, and now she's given me an assignment for it 😭 😭 😭 😭

[shrewd siren]

Guys, it's canon, Reth actually cries soup instead of tears

soup tears

[idle relic]

to whomever is pursuing/dating nai'o, i hope you enjoy that onion breath!!!

[wheat narwhal]

you think if I grab onto it, it'll send me on a magical quest?

[onyx shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-bald-head-shiny-bald-head-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-5333334

[wheat narwhal]

mission failed

[earnest yoke]

nice, sadly no palindrome

[slender sedge]

didnt know palia turned into a edating site

feeling like a 3rd wheel

[late charm]

Then bring your soul mate too

[slender sedge]

hassian where u at

[golden crystal]

What if, instead of fixing it, the Sernuks just have a chance to moonwalk

[tardy galleon]

someone walked up to me and got really close
I said "hi?"
they said "Smooch"
and I left

[split pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-markiplier-smash-or-pass-gif-17908706925807451285

[rough pasture]

Palia players when there is a new update

Palia players when see the another meme

Palia players when see my memes

Palia players when can play Palia, I need meme role pls <@&830144903652311090>

New Palia players at the end of their first home construction time... Pls I need meme role <@&830144903652311090>

[lapis pier]

I endorse your memery

but only ping mods if there's an emergency going on not to showcase your memes!!! :D @rough pasture

or just ping me I don't mind pings for memes

[rough pasture]

Ok sorry, but im gonna obtain ir?

[lapis pier]

no promises! but you're doing great!

[rough pasture]

YEA

Palia players when leveling up their favorite skill

Palia players when they arrive home after 4031 meters of travel👑

Palia players when improving their tools

The server's help channel be like:

[fossil sage]

I knew Tish sometimes has a kind of...haunted...stare, but this is ridiculous xD

[vague grail]

Chayne? Y-you good buddy? Sorry for waking you. O.O

[pallid notch]

Well that’s spooky.

[vague grail]

Ngl, made me yelp when he appeared like this lol

[stuck temple]

smh... I'm a R gacha pull 😭 Why couldn't I be a golden pull

[robust dagger]

he's just the playable character you haven't unlocked yet.

[rose wyvern]

Sooo my model decided to not load in

[sterile flower]

Tish... stop pretending to be a mannequin, get down from there

[sturdy urchin]

[haughty vine]

I guess its best not to say that in 1 hour of cake party u get 60k+ xDD

[sturdy urchin]

chapaa muder > cakes

[haughty vine]

Well at least someone will get rid of them

[queen onyx]

What is a cake party pray tell? I’m actually serious and would love to know hehe

[shut phoenix]

Check #🪅│old-lfg-parties

[robust dagger]

Hey guys I unlocked the requested dark mode

and somehow there's still stuff (like my character) that's too bright xD

[surreal wasp]

ah yes

[rustic quarry]

At what level od hunting Hassian teach us camouflage?

[hexed dove]

Ah yes. But of course. ⬜ Gillyfin

[surreal wasp]

trying to place any furniture just results in....soup bowl :D

[slender sedge]

HAHAHA stop i'd insta leave too

[supple star]

oh god 4 of them

[loud shoal]

I made a lil silly TikTok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJpWH5dD/

[tall saffron]

reth approves
can't escape the soup

[robust dagger]

and neither will allow you to romance.

[surreal wasp]

my dream

[surreal wasp]

[rustic quarry]

Where you found it?

[sour ledge]

Guys, I need help! I need meme with theme no money in Palia

[paper steeple]

what is this??

[rustic quarry]

Im not sure if I understand you correctly but sth like this?

[robust dagger]

in my momma.
she a good human
very heart
much hunt

[rustic quarry]

glitched proudhorn sernuk flash
He's teleport forward when hurted
And this is the part of his particles

[sour ledge]

Perfect

[broken vine]

Get Eshed

[robust dagger]

good day's work :D

[thick sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/why-just-why-but-why-monkey-gif-14872882

[robust dagger]

easy, fast, and I can do it w/o paying attention while I program at work 👍

[thick sleet]

I am the king of hearts

[azure totem]

[robust dagger]

does anyone have a good crazy conspiracy picture of eloisa?

[lament lintel]

sometimes Palia driving me Crazy...

[azure totem]

in a good way?

[bright vale]

yeah here's mine I drew real quick, blue is water, brown is mountain and the long brown lines are the path, you have to kinda use your imagination

[rustic quarry]

Hide it before THEY will see it!

[obsidian glacier]

I remember a time when there was memes in the palia memes channel, and not screenshots of bugs or people showing off their shipping bin. Was it a dream or reality ?

[azure totem]

it has only been 1 hour without memes

[magic arch]

I knew he seemed shady

[sterile thicket]

Patch 0.166... that's it, that's the meme

[split pilot]

Revisited this pic:

[onyx shadow]

Such a nice couch Tish has
I love visiting with her
IF ONLY I COULD SIT ON IT

[kindred cargo]

outdated mom drivers

[cloud spruce]

What pipe I gotta twist to make it go from leak to full blast

[kindred cargo]

insecurity one

[brave marsh]

My wife and I cook together but the Tuna, doesn't trust my wife 😉

[woven wyvern]

That's the stare of a Looney Tunes art, I'm enjoying this.

Also for a moment thought it was a sticker.

[alpine stag]

Expansion when? xp

[brave marsh]

[pastel kraken]

Not gonna lie I thought this was a cosplay of Kenli lol

[azure totem]

what did i just read

[short knot]

fr tho

Einar is secretly an otter?

[azure totem]

but does he loves oysters?

[short knot]

when I get home I will attempt to gift him an oyster, unopened first then opened, and I'll let you know what he says

[steady wharf]

this reminds me of how I keep seeing abandoned gliders all over the ground in Bahari XD

[azure totem]

who stole my forest

[short knot]

this but with gliders lol

[steady wharf]

not the fresh start anyone asked for

[azure totem]

i hope these are fireworks and not DYNAMITE NAJUMA

[placid hornet]

Neutrino bombs

[kindred cargo]

Dear Human,
Your forest has been removed due to our Flow-Trading Policy. If you still have any items related to the illegal magic source better known as The Flow, please report to us via Palia Mail Service.
Best Regards,
The Chapaachuckle Order.

[azure totem]

That Policy only affects Majiri

[hardy scarab]

"I'm the Stair Guardian, Guardian of the Stairs!"

[red quarry]

Oh my god

[snow adder]

lol

[kindred cargo]

We don't know anything about "maidgeerey" you refering to. Please specify the details of your appeal to The Chapaachuckle Order.

[azure totem]

Stairlord

[hardy scarab]

Nice! XD

[short knot]

Leaving the other chats like https://tenor.com/bC1th.gif

[kindred cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-happy-dance-dancing-star-lord-drax-gif-18747365

[short knot]

important update about unopened oysters. he likes them.

[azure totem]

Einar's program is based on otters confirmed

[short knot]

Yeah, that's totally what an otter would say

[clear cloud]

Dang, I wonder if otters think pearls are nice or they hate it cause they can't eat it.

[azure totem]

tried to google it out of curiosity only found info about Ark

[tawny cedar]

@wild tide used your image from chill

[wild tide]

LOL THANK YOU

[late wren]

I've seen too much

[azure totem]

Got my forest back

[split pilot]

This game drives me to put way more effort into a meme than I need to...

Oh, and here's the part of the UI I cropped out if anyone wants it:

[pastel wigeon]

Oh no the [Redacted] fish

[inland rock]

Jel has decided to change his Path.. And opened up a café in london

[onyx shadow]

The palia chats are always like that

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/yungmattyk-yung_matty_k-matty-gif-21595056

[wooden cape]

Not even just the ground. I keep seeing them stuck in the sky too. Lol. Everytime I see one like that I imagine Jina losing her entire mind. Theorizing how flow could affect an objects interaction with gravity.

[rustic quarry]

Palia rn

[rustic quarry]

Einar be like
(edit: didnt see description XD)

[azure totem]

The phoenix is still sleeping, cant give the humans the power to sit

[burnt ivy]

I feel like this is a good template for something lmao

[rose temple]

When Reth manages to set the stove on fire making a PB&J.

[burnt ivy]

lmao

[brisk walrus]

"POV: Your chair's legs are uneven."

[turbid matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/overly-attached-girlfriend-creepy-smile-gif-24573646

[dense oasis]

Well thats not creepy at all....... >.>;

[sullen token]

This gives me Ben drowned vibes

[dense oasis]

but that thing...... it scares me

[turbid matrix]

👀

[turbid matrix]

I really dig Hodari...wish I could call him mine 😆

[brisk walrus]

Ore else

[azure totem]

are you sure?

🚸

[neat meteor]

Reth is the only one I was going to choose because he reminded me of my ex who was a chef when I was in my early 20s. He just seems kind 🥰 Also he calls me Sweettooth because I gave him a dessert recipe.

[white marsh]

He calls you fancy pants if you choose the fancy one

[neat meteor]

Hahaha Classic Reth.

[short knot]

The more I get to know them the older I think these people are. Hassian, Reth, Nai'o, they gotta be mid twenties at the youngest considering their experience in their respective fields.

[azure totem]

yup

[short knot]

Maybe Majiri just age better than Humans do and that's why they have such a youthful appearance. Heck maybe I should start using purple makeup palettes 🤣

[azure totem]

Ashura from what a i know of his lore i think he is 60+

[gloomy flame]

Kenyatta reminds me of when I was a teen though

[sacred spoke]

He settled in Kilima 40 years ago when the inn was built so definitely older than that. Majiri lifespan is up to 150 the way humans are up to 100, so they probably age accordingly?

[rose temple]

Kenyatta's phase never ended. When she said it wasn't a phase, she was right.

[short knot]

Her story gives me a barely 20 vibe yeah. But Skagi is right, Ashura is likely 60+. I'd put Hodari in his 40s. A bit old for me yet, but he could still get it. 👀

[azure totem]

So the "young adults" instead of being 21-26 y.o are like 40?

[cosmic cedar]

[neat meteor]

Honestly even if they are in their mid 20s, they still give off the energy of 16-22. I pretty much see all of them in the same category is Auni. Reth is the only one that I was comfortable with considering.

[sacred spoke]

Possibly? I have no canon info on how long they age, just how old they can get

[gloomy flame]

Jina as well

[neat meteor]

Kenyatta reminds me of April Ludgate

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-april-ludgate-i-wasnt-listening-but-i-strongly-disagree-strongly-disagree-gif-23006780

[jolly mica]

lemme say right now these two are SO FINE

[azure totem]

why

[jolly mica]

what did they do to my boy

[short knot]

Yes, officer, this post right here

[mild grail]

On the other hand

[jolly mica]

When I very first started playing I think my brain immediately fried the second I saw Hodari WHY CAN I NOT ROMANCE HIM

[mild grail]

He's actually very sweet once you hit level 3 as well.
"Say hi to Najuma before ya go!"

[short knot]

Like of course I will say hi she's a sweet baby angel

[jolly mica]

Najuma is the sweetest, I wanna increase friendship with the Bahari Bay NPCS but I don’t go there near as much as I should

[azure totem]

she is my bestie
fireworks pals

[short knot]

I would adopt her in a heartbeat

[mild grail]

Right? hot dad and coolest stepdaughter 👀
It's a win win.

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/firework-gif-22195273

[languid meteor]

uuuhm seems like theres something wrong? (thats not how its supposed to look, no)

[marble patrol]

Everyone talking about who they want to get in bed, I'm just like

[short knot]

Reth Face: Yooo is that soup single?

[late charm]

april is the best character in parks

[neat meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/april-ludgate-parks-and-rec-smile-smirk-aubrey-plaza-gif-17638632

[limber oasis]

its funny, i don't have 2 houses, im in the backroom? the noclip def :

[onyx shadow]

Lore discovery: The Majiri, when awakened at night, turn into shadow creatures

[noble berry]

Kenyatta told me she thinks Hodari is hot and the first thing I see here are those memes

[onyx shadow]

I get this glitch like 1/10 times I go home LMFAO, my plot gets merged with someone else's and I just admire the glitches
Leaving/coming back solves it so far

[shrewd siren]

"I would love to put you in my soup flask 😌.... Ah no wait, that's creepy"

[noble berry]

is he gonna slurp us up after that?

[shrewd siren]

He loves us so much, that wants to keep us close all the time.
He mentioned that he always has a soup flask on him

[main hornet]

I need help :(

[pastel wigeon]

This channel is now the Reth appreciation channel. By command of the Phoenix, offer your favorite Reth story.

[short knot]

Reth winked at me.

[clear cloud]

I didn't plan to romance him, but he won me over with soup and bad boy energy.

[limber oasis]

yeah i did it too, its a really cute house ! one day, my house be cute too

[cunning remnant]

Full-course on bed? Count me in.

[noble berry]

same here. From first looks I thought I wouldn't romance him. But he feels the most.. natural for romancing? 5min in and I was "alright, lemme talk to my bad boy Reth first!"

My heart melted when Caleri talked about how Reth borrows books about romance and stuff or Ashura said he would hang the moon, if we asked him to.

[trim crane]

FINALLY MY 1ST ANCIENT FISH STAR QUALITY ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guRjXDo3ruw&ab_channel=FabioSimone

[marble patrol]

What am I cooking???

[azure totem]

[marble patrol]

Why yes, the answer is indeed Lettuce Soup

[azure totem]

[steady mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-sus-mad-sus-acting-sus-watching-gif-25962258

[clear cloud]

Eshe wants a pearl, but there's no Oysters!

[azure totem]

i have some, i could fulfill a request

[pliant eagle]

I also didn't plan to romance him but he pulled that line at the 3rd friendship level of "I'd be open to flirting or a heartdrop lilly, just saying" and it felt like a challenge I couldn't ignore.

Also I just love being on the same level as soup.

[clear cloud]

only if you have a ton! Eshe didn't read about the literal Oyster outage.

[clear cloud]

omg, I WISH he dropped that line on me.

[azure totem]

more than enough

[clear cloud]

Thank you for letting me live vicariously through your Reth Romance

[pliant eagle]

100% a simp for Reth now, he won me over

[short knot]

Heartdrop Lilies are cool and all, but if you want to show romantic interest in me I want Dari Cloves they are so hard to find 😭

[winged eagle]

Tau gave me an oyster today, which happened to have a pearl

[azure totem]

He gave me 6 chapaa fur xD

[azure totem]

I have 1, can i try?

[pliant eagle]

Have this last one

[surreal wasp]

i always get stuck here

[azure totem]

Reth: Dumbass softie
Hassian: Hard to get softie

[vital flare]

We can share 😏

[vital flare]

This image is cursed. I literally thought of it hours later while driving 😂

[azure totem]

why

[vital flare]

Such a doofus. I love him.

[hollow elm]

Why is he so smol?

[bright vale]

just some clovers in the wind

[short knot]

I'm completely enamored with Hassian really, but maybe some day I will romance Reth

[short knot]

Yoooo did you make lettuce soup just for the memes?!
Absolute Unit. Love this, love you. How's it taste?

[marble patrol]

I did. And it's actually really good! I would actually make this again.

[stuck temple]

Free the homies

[hushed sedge]

I low key thought it was the referral fountain... where is this man ill gift him mats for a new one lol

[surreal wasp]

LOL i’d be so sad if this happened to me but this picture is funny af

[pliant eagle]

I've lost my glider... anyone seen it around?

[steel quest]

🧐

[azure totem]

See the Rolling

[acoustic fern]

The memes kill me I love them so much

[grave slate]

The hackers took it!

[tacit geyser]

I think I found it...

[cinder comet]

Wait two questions for the lettuce soup chef:

1. Is it possible to make it vegan if needed?
2. May i have the recipe?
   it looks awesome!!

[honest saddle]

scrumptious

[jolly mica]

Wish I took a screenshot, but
“ Guys! Large flow tree at [location]!”
The entire server’s population flooding this poor tree ready to start singing How Bad Can I Be:

[pliant eagle]

Thank you

[vivid spear]

So I see there's some Reth appreciation: I have a letter he sent me. Not even besties yet, I'mma romance this guy so hard.

he made me a berry pie T_T such a sweetie, it's in my inventory but I wanted to post this. Just warms me from the inside out.

[late charm]

lmaooo

[marble patrol]

It kind of uses a lot of dairy and bacon. But let me think on it for a bit. I'll type up the regular recipe in the meantime and try to brainstorm vegan substitutes.

[marble patrol]

Lettuce Soup

seasoning:
1t garlic powder
1t paprika
1t ancho chili powder
1/2t guajillo chili powder
1/2t onion powder
1/2t dry mustard
1/2t black pepper
1/2t white pepper
1/4t salt

everything else:
8oz bacon, diced (I would think maybe shiitake mushrooms would be the best substitute here for texture and added flavor)
2c onions, diced
1c each yellow, green, and red bell pepper, diced (about 3 large peppers in all)
1t garlic, minced
1T better than bullion roasted vegetable base (what I used)
1 28oz can diced tomatoes (you can use fresh, I just used canned)
1qt chicken stock (you can use vegetable stock easily)
1c heavy cream (2/3c almond milk + 1/3c vegetable oil would work)
2c lettuce, shredded
8oz cheese, shredded (I've never used vegan cheese, but you could try it)

Recipe:

Render the bacon in a large pot, remove the bacon and set aside for later. (If substituting mushrooms skip this step and add it with the bell peppers, but you will need to add oil to the pot for the veggies)
Sautee the onions on medium heat in the bacon fat until the onions become translucent, add the garlic and bell peppers and cook until the peppers begin to soften.
Add the tomatoes to the pot, and scrape the bottom of the pot to loosen any stuck bits.
Add the stock and the vegetable base. Bring to a boil, then cover and simmer over low heat for 30 minutes.
Add the heavy cream, stir, add the lettuce, stir. Bring to a boil again, add cheese. Done.

Garnish with additional lettuce and cheese. (I used some tortilla strips I had too)

[red palm]

huh odd... guess we got to greet the new neighbors. Community plots came early I guess

[native mountain]

Badruu reminds me of Hide the pain Harold lol

[swift cedar]

Reth is best boy
I can attest his romance is fantastic

[cinder comet]

YOU’RE AN ANGEL thank you!!!

[late charm]

second answer lmao

[tall saffron]

for the lettuce soup and bacon thingy
as a vegan myself I would agree that shiitake are a great addition for umami but personally I would probably try to rehydrate some dried ones and add the water they soaked in to the veggie broth and then add smoked tofu as a bacon substitute.
or maybe some vegan bacon since it's something you can buy here at least
the tofu would be healthier and have more protein though
might be overkill though if you add too much shiitake broth and tofu. i'll try experimenting though. <3

hope you don't mind me sharing my opinion on this. was just thinking about different possibilites.
and thank you for the recipe

your soup looks fanstastic btw <3

[strong berry]

Hi Palian fellows. What do you think about my garden?

[drifting vortex]

Me: sees Kenli's name
Somewhere at the back of my mind: Kenliiiii, budi budi withoutchu... Kenliiiii (the very butchered audition version of Mariah Carey's "Without you")
Me: No... Oh no...

[magic arch]

hmmm it's kind of missing some fountains

[meager bobcat]

1000000% this

[little cove]

I think I found it 😛

[icy zealot]

my friend thinks einar is not a valid bachelor, I disagree
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx4cVp17LiulBp7y6NTkJ7GHdOUbLZlCib

[whole arrow]

I think it's a meme but there's already 'gold sellers'. I think they are server hopping bc it doesnt show up on server list. but did report.

[tall saffron]

how can you report them in game?
I've been trying to do that cause they're so annoying but I couldn't figure it out xD

[whole arrow]

I was able to right click on their name and report for cheating. First one i seen tho.

[tall saffron]

oh maybe that changed then? cause it didn't work for me unfortunately
will try again next time ty

[amber junco]

slightly loud and low quality(potato device)

[drifting vortex]

Worst part is... I will hear it play inside my mind every single time i see Kenli.

[drifting vortex]

Seems like the FFXIV RMT gil sellers went for Palia too now 😂

[cinder comet]

so smart!

[maiden jungle]

I don't think the gillyfins are feeling okay 😂

[olive basin]

oh look Jina(s)

[azure totem]

Jina be like:

[vivid spear]

Unfortunately, I JUST figured out about flow infused trees. One of the NPCs told me about it, but before I knew about them I saw one of the trees glowing purple and had no idea what to do with it.

[ripe jackal]

Same, took me some time to understand what they were for after seeing them stand in the wide open not paying much attention at first 💀😂

[vivid spear]

lmfao, ripperoni pepperonis. It's okay, everyone's new at first. I just don't know what Palium ore looks like lmao, I guess it's purple but idk what to look for.

[azure totem]

like copper and iron but

[ripe jackal]

Like holographic blue

[vestal sable]

When you are watching a movie and there are subtitles:

[wraith garnet]

https://youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8?t=44

[onyx shadow]

I see you are a fellow enjoyer of Chikin Nuggit - ❤️

[short knot]

I need the subtitles tho the talking is too quiet and the explosions are too loud 🥺

[tall saffron]

@cinder comet damn I'm glad I told her I'd give her the berries xD

[drifting venture]

that 1 frend bee like

[delicate coyote]

i dont know what you mean 🤓

[safe river]

The void horror that lives inside my character

[azure totem]

Getting more decorations for your house

[short knot]

yeah but it's mostly makeshift stuff, which is nice and all I guess but I'm just gonna display it on the plot where I put all the furniture I'm not using in my house lol

[azure totem]

i like the makeshift stuff

[short knot]

My first cake party nobody was organized and it went like this:

[old estuary]

Casually walking and shopping around town I guess xD

[short knot]

I am still thinking about that nightmare fuel and it inspired this

[azure totem]

can we forget this pls?

[short knot]

I WISH I COULD

[azure totem]

TRY HARDER

[ornate glen]

fr

i'm in love

[old estuary]

discovered a sinkhole walking outside my house... spawned and boom! .. T^T the terror!!

[neat meteor]

\

[chrome temple]

"It's impossible to go up there"

[azure totem]

STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

[short knot]

see you on the other side of maintenance ❤️

[azure totem]

let begin the wave of memes

[neat meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/bier-bierdusche-ingo-ohne-flamingo-saufen-hartz4-gif-14755615

Rushing to water my crops first

[short knot]

so last maintenance they dropped pets on us, what do you think will be this time? mounts? rainbow oysters? the ability to finish tishs' lvl 4 friendship quest?

[pastel sentinel]

to be able to craft last crafted item, so we dont have to scroll the list every time xD

[azure totem]

i hope the last one

[tall saffron]

it's not a patch like last time, it's a hotfix so nothing new, just bugfixes. i want the rainbow oysters though

[neat meteor]

I think Oysters, private security drones to remove home invaders, and hopefully a series of pets that provides free fertilizer as you level up Pokemon style. Chicken -> Cow -> Elephant

Since Palia is pacifistic the drone's wouldn't attack but rather function like the monkies from the wizard of oz. Grabbing them and throwing them out of the plot

https://tenor.com/view/death-mob-wizard-of-oz-flying-monkeys-gif-15160829

[hoary cave]

was hoping for automated turrets shooting tomatos

[upper crescent]

or just allow us to q up multiple crafts of the same

[pastel sentinel]

agreed.

[serene inlet]

Just read the patch notes and thought of this:

[warm ruin]

[vestal sable]

BRO 😭

[short knot]

I hope they also up the spawn rate cause those beaches are gonna be picked clean in minutes

[formal imp]

(I have one but y'all inspired me)

[azure totem]

i don't understand these memes

[neat meteor]

@azure totem - Crops don't grow when you're not online.

Fountains are EXPENSIVE

[azure totem]

so?

[proven tinsel]

Crops alsways grow at 6am and i was about to go home to water them (only grow watered) and i call this time crock o clock but the game kicked me out and i am sad now :`(

[celest hare]

That was the point- that they were about to be able to harvest- and then the servers went down, preventing harvest

[azure totem]

yeah i get the crop o'clock
but why is everyone obsessed with the fountains

[neat meteor]

because they're fountains

[celest hare]

Do the hotfix patches take very long?

[vestal sable]

I do have two fountains :O

[formal imp]

Depends on the hotfix

[proven tinsel]

about 20min last time

[neat meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-garon-fountain-gif-21749708

[rapid rivet]

Fountains + on my Plot + Ratio = Good home
(That's my opinion)

[pliant eagle]

have you not heard of the fountain thieves? It's dangerous out there for fountain owners

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-i-dont-know-shrugs-idk-gif-16477921

[exotic python]

fo real? 👀

[proven tinsel]

you mean with mixed homes?
like, when plots mix and someone grabs your stuff?

[pliant eagle]

Yes that, exactly. It's sad times for those people

Although, I don't know why you would steal furniture since it has no value

[neat meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-for-the-aesthestic-meme-funny-text-post-gif-11605690

[rapid rivet]

Ahhh yes the aesthetic

[lapis trench]

Also hackers, abling their character to "fly". As all players' homes are in reality stack on top of each other, they are able to access any plot

[jolly mica]

late response but YEAHHHH I got a lot of emotes

[ornate oyster]

NVM Servers up

[opal cove]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-running-away-gif-26050957

[formal imp]

wait are they back up already?

[ornate oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-gif-13767303

[azure totem]

#📢│palia-status

[jolly mica]

I remember spotting a pallium node a few days ago (before I knew what it even was) and got so unbelievably sad when I couldn’t mine it

[proven tinsel]

So damn true, but i just wont load in :`(

all trees will be gone till i am there .... and thats weird, cause normally i load faster with 2k palianer bevore me, now there where like 500

[rapid rivet]

That's not good I hope your able to get in

[stray elk]

Is the server back up again?

[azure totem]

#📢│palia-status

[elfin turret]

ME TOO, EVERY-TIME

[stray elk]

Thank u, I just joined so I didnt know 😅

[alpine steeple]

damn that's a lot of people

[elfin turret]

I had 1,069, thankfully it went fast!

[radiant halo]

is palia a horror game now?

[stuck temple]

https://tenor.com/view/casper-keep-creepy-crush-bemine-gif-4233676

[azure totem]

always has been

[short knot]

I'm just gonna curl up in a corner and cry because now there's no chat channel with a long cooldown for my easily overwhelemed little brain.

[radiant halo]

she gonna murder me or smth i swear

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[elfin turret]

I had to mute all channels xD

[neat meteor]

I was only in memes and chill and chill is no longer chill haha. So Memes it is.

[proven tinsel]

I love this fish pictures

[neat meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-nom-nom-tongue-out-how-tortrain-you-dragon-gif-13518918

[neat folio]

Glad to see I'm not alone. Been laughing like a dum-dum at myself for way too long

[outer charm]

Chill is so not chill. I found a home in meme's too lol

[neat meteor]

I hope they restore some sort of timer but until then we seek refuge in humor, as is the way.

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-go-t-dothraki-itisknown-khaleesi-gif-5465236

[short knot]

https://tenor.com/view/anne-hathaway-laugh-cry-gif-19112616

okay one more before I log back in

[crystal helm]

hey guys I found a magic rock :D

[crystal helm]

also stealth flow tree :O

[plain charm]

The that Sernuk jumped over the moon

[woeful merlin]

Ah my mum used to sing that to me every night

[tender bloom]

me after the fix

https://tenor.com/view/clam-otter-funny-open-it-up-gif-13935174

[swift cedar]

I've been summoned

[azure totem]

Im summoned with every single musteloidea posted

[short knot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-gif-22266338

[gentle cloak]

thats a first ... guess they dont want me outside my house

[plain charm]

:3

[gentle cloak]

i dont get it ...

[next crystal]

What to do with it? Just wait?

[fiery field]

nice

[turbid matrix]

I find it unsettling that the fish's eyes follow your perspective (camera angle)

[azure totem]

the follow your soul

[kindred cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-25825098

[short knot]

https://tiermaker.com/create/your-favourite-palia-characters-1081510

[uneven pewter]

reverse the tier list, then yes lol

[short knot]

image included for correct rankings

[uneven pewter]

hehe

[short knot]

okay fixed it, discord on phone is not as friendly as desktop

[azure totem]

poor heckla

[sacred spoke]

Tbf, she's the closest to "growing on me" out of that group.
-Elouisa reminds me of someone that bullied me
-Jel just makes me worry about him constantly, and not in a good way
-Tamala gives me groomer vibes
-Kenli would literally rather evict an entire family from their ancestral home than be embarrassed in front of his sister... then EATS the solution you brought him anyways. (Thought he was chill before that, now hate him)

Hekla meanwhile is just excessively uninteresting to me

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[dim echo]

I fixed it for you all

[swift cedar]

Im insulted

[elfin turret]

As you should

[short knot]

I'm noticing that when it comes to Eshe and Tamala people either LOVE or HATE them very vocally

[swift cedar]

Im neutral with all people that aren't Reth

[swift cedar]

THERE HE IS

[sacred spoke]

Tau: always top 2
Kenli, Caleri, & Elouisa: always bottom 2
(So far)

[swift cedar]

The real meme is the 100+ recordings of him on my PC

[dim echo]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-anime-no-nah-no-way-gif-16278184

[rigid flare]

reth my belove..d..

[short knot]

how many GB is that folder? lol

[swift cedar]

You're entitled to your wrong opinion

[sacred spoke]

I should do a first impressions version of the tier list to show what my initial reactions before getting to know them were xD

[dim echo]

Let's just all Agree that they should implement her as Daughter
by: Hassians left earring backing

[azure totem]

auni has freckles too btw

[plain charm]

That's from outside the plot ||behind the cracked wall||

[sacred spoke]

Vs what my first impressions were:

[turbid matrix]

||make a fish tower and ascend to the heavens, glide in, idk how to get out lol||

If I were to make a TierMaker, it would just be everyone at the top lol

[sacred spoke]

Valid

[turbid matrix]

They all make me sad in one way or another, but I love them all anyway

[forest slate]

Ngl... I love tish, sorry guys, fore she would be in the top

[short knot]

People on Day 1 complaining about the story they haven't read yet

[azure totem]

imagine having to talk with people to know their story

[swift cedar]

Jokes on you I was a tester

I just wanna access the pretty tree

[azure totem]

my wall is still here

[plain charm]

i got back there the day before the barrier and rocks were placed xD

[plain charm]

The Mountain wall is blocking this not the Cracked wall

There use to be a colapsed looking mining thing but the mountain is placed on top of it lol

[azure totem]

idk whats that

[swift cedar]

The treeeeeee

[crystal owl]

Figured I'd throw out my impressions so far, too.

[proven tinsel]

i feel this so bad

trying to finish my hunting weekly : / 5 magic creatures

[azure totem]

i hunted 2 magic chapaas really fast with the antimagic arrows

[proven tinsel]

yea but mostly some random comes along the way and shoots bevore me, thats why i made the meme. So i dont cry too much about it

[azure totem]

Just shoot the dispel arrow to any of the copies, the real one gets stunned then u have to hit it 2 or 3 more times and its done

[proven tinsel]

i dont think you quite got what i meant with the meme :`(

[short knot]

I'm never prepared with special arrows and end up just doing a rapid scattershot and praying the Dragon lets me hit the right one

[azure totem]

happened to me once but you have enought time to switch arrows

[winged forge]

Should the Root spawn there?^^

[azure totem]

yes

[proven tinsel]

yes, they just spawn there,.

[short knot]

that's a feature, not a bug!

[bright thistle]

We need a meme that says this haha

[pale glacier]

I swear this is an accidental screenshot

[azure totem]

Sure

[wraith garnet]

#🎭│palia-memes message
Had the same accidental shot the other day

[humble nacelle]

beaver goes brr

[winged forge]

Possible Spoiler!
Does anyone know if you can do something with it? Or maybe in the Future.

[civic niche]

I did a thing because I'm NOT WRONG HERE

[limpid flower]

whoops had to change the last category bc there aren't any characters I dislike 😅

[short knot]

omg you are exactly right that's where she was giving me disney vibes! I was like cruella de ville? nah, but definitely a disney villain.

[limpid flower]

accurate, except if mother gothel flirted with you instead of negging you (which like... hello yes i'm here to get manipulated by a spooky hot witch)

[azure totem]

Not the only thing from tangled

[short knot]

Tish does have that rapunzel stare down

[azure totem]

when i saw this character i said
"wait a moment.. that flower"

[short knot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatyoumean-huh-whoareyou-rapunzel-gif-7653705

[azure totem]

and when u get to the lvl 4 friend quest all comes together

[short knot]

seriously, good eye

[azure totem]

its a very unique flower XD

Am i the only one who cant get more than 1 brightshroom when exploring bahari?

[dense oasis]

Come back home from being out all day, fire up Palia... "Whoooooosh"

[short knot]

do you look in all the special places?

[azure totem]

i only know they should spawn in the ruins or near them

[uneven pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[rose sierra]

feels like the only thing to do with this stuff

[short knot]

there are specific ruins I check and almost always find some, most on tamala's side of the acqueduct

[azure totem]

Thats where i been for like an hour hunting proudhorns, got 3 but only 1 shroom

[short knot]

request some and when I get back to my house I'll send you 4 or 5

[azure totem]

nah don't worry i don't need them right now xD

[wraith garnet]

at first I thought the nodes were giving less palium ores/logs when I did it alone vs more people ... I tried my hypothesis, and nah, its the same...

[azure totem]

it would be funny if it given more with more people
but that would be broken for active comunities
just like the cake fever

[pliant sluice]

their evolving

[golden crystal]

They yearn to walk on the moon

[pliant sluice]

This is how those white/blue magic ones are made isnt it?

[azure totem]

Yes, that's how a Proudhorn sernuk is born

[broken vine]

not because of the amount but empathy is a rare sight those days

[merry scarab]

where are you guys doing these teir lists i gotta do one

[hollow phoenix]

I love seeing how different everyone's opinions are

[pliant sluice]

Nai'o has cutest flirt dialog imo

[hollow phoenix]

Google Tiermaker and then search palia

[merry scarab]

thanks~ brb

[swift cedar]

I'm partial to Reth's "You'll be back... right?"

[azure totem]

i hope s6 update that line and add another ...right?
"You'll be back... right? ...right? "
it lives in my head and its so funny

[dusk crescent]

Who ordered the baked Cat?

[hollow elm]

Might as well add mine to the pile lmao

[wraith garnet]

hey, I need to build my furniture on materials, not good will

[merry scarab]

bam

I have very specific opinions on hassian as a person.

I have ended palia memes chatting. oh no

[wraith garnet]

My char seems to be ~~jerking ~~two flying ghosts... and its not happy about it...

[magic nimbus]

my time has come

[neat meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/tpose-pose-animal-gif-19765307

[limpid flower]

the metamorphosis has begun, as it does for us all

[magic nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-gif-5013990

[limpid flower]

this is how you become a majiri

[merry scarab]

yeah you tpose then digivolve into a majiri

[azure totem]

[drifting vortex]

All that love... just for a button, a potato and some fabric... Hmmm

[tall saffron]

kinda sad when you know what she needs those things for

[drifting vortex]

I never found out what they were for... ;-;

[azure totem]

i don't remember

[tall saffron]

you'll learn from her level 3 quest

[primal topaz]

Yeah it's cry worthy sad from what ive heard of Hekla's story and what the round belly is for. Hekla's whole purpose....

[azure totem]

nice just what i need after finishing supernatural for the second time and crying harder than the first

[short knot]

Ardera, what have you been doing the last couple hours?
Oh, learning a software for like, outlines and junk...
Like, to do something important?
Very important.

[magic nimbus]

ITS PIKACHU

[tacit cloud]

So I thought coming here would unveil a secret and now I can get the fishing hotspot by the shore lol

[azure totem]

perfect

i think im cute enough

[vital flare]

Very cute 😊

[feral acorn]

guys i found a typo idk where to post it 🥹
edit: 🇴 🇰 🇹 🇾

[azure totem]

someone ships them

[vital flare]

It me. I mean, WITH me. Both of them.

[azure totem]

Great choice
that way u have the best stepchildren

[vital flare]

100% The moment either of them is available for romance I'm dumping Reth. Sorry, babe.

Not me adopting Hassian just so I can be his evil step mother and get back at him for saying he'd murder me like a chappa if I got out of hand 😈

would 100% adopt Najuma in a heartbeat though

[azure totem]

My poor boy Hassian

[short knot]

*our
Our poor boy Hassian 🥺
He's a good noodle, I swear!

[lament glacier]

Oof!

[vital flare]

Listen, I get it, I've been married to a grumpy softie for almost 23 years. Which is exactly why I don't want to romance the grumpy softie in the game 😅

[azure totem]

Hassian is more "done with the life" type than grumpy but yeah hahaha

[short knot]

Hassian is like "heck you and the high horse you materialized in here on"

[vital flare]

Yes, that perfectly describes my husband 😂

[hollow anchor]

What in the

[short knot]

Hang on there's a meme for that!
Edit: Can't find it! Anyone got the Elouisa "Palians" meme?

[azure totem]

it me

[chrome oxide]

That is a great tier list, because I disagree with so much, but it is all fully valid. Tau is definitely in the right spot though.

[short knot]

I like Jel, I think he's okay, but why do people love him? Is he just like super relatable for some people?

[azure totem]

perhaps?
i find hassian relatable thats why i have chosen him as my shepp

[chrome oxide]

I like him a lot because he is fiercely supportive of Tish, and I like Tish a lot

[azure totem]

then Reth shouldn't be there too?

[chrome oxide]

Oh yeah, Reth goes at the top for me too.

[short knot]

I love Nai'o because he is so relatable, he tries so hard to help everyone around him at his own expense. I want to see him get all the greatest things in the world. If I do go the multiple romance route he is next.

I mean

[azure totem]

Boy only trying to do his best

[ruby peak]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

[sacred spoke]

definite high effort meme

[azure totem]

bug catching

[sacred spoke]

the most important feature of any beta!

[steady wharf]

Reth gets docked though for LETTUCE SOUP.

[vital flare]

I chose to think of the lettuce soup as collard greens 😂

[short knot]

I have never had collard greens.. maybe I should

[vital flare]

Omg yes! If you ever go to Charleston, I know the perfect place for collards (and if you ever come to Puget Sound I'll have hubs make them for you!)

(and before anyone think I'm weird, I've known Ardera for a long time. I'm not some internet weirdo inviting a stranger over to my place for dinner 😂)

[azure totem]

That's what a weirdo would say

[steady wharf]

I feel like this would make a great dad joke meme but I don't have the wit for it XD

[short knot]

There's only one of him, I Ashura you

[icy river]

the only shipping I'm doing with hodari is myself

god I wish he was romanceable

[steady wharf]

How is Zeki not in the evil group yet though

[azure totem]

[true shoal]

they dont know about zekis warcrimes

[gritty scaffold]

He gives free stuff everyday so I can’t be mad at him 🤷🏾‍♀️

[azure totem]

from what i know || he is a great friend and a softie ||

[steady wharf]

idk he givea me the creeps so far

took me a long time to even figure out he was a cat he gave such rat vibes

[gritty scaffold]

It’s the eyepatch isn’t it?

[clear cloud]

Totally subjective and I'm sure my picks aren't the most popular! Just thought this was a fun thing to do!

[short knot]

I think that's just normal Earth sign vibes

[steady wharf]

and pointy face and sewer black market XD

[livid rune]

here's mine i presume zeki and delilah will move up once i know literally anything about them lol

[steady wharf]

Dalila is such a mom she's really comforting

[clear cloud]

Too many* spoilers to say anything about Zeki, but check his house out!

[short knot]

oh wow, someone doesn't like farm boy? That's a first

[gritty scaffold]

Kenli does his best to be a good mayor. Poor man’s just always losing his sandwiches

[steady wharf]

I've literally only found one thing Zeki likes so far XD and it's bc someone else told me - and Kenli is the essence of bumbling

[livid rune]

i have poked around his house. but i wanna like get to know him

as for Nai'o i think he's just fine personality wise so far. idk what it is but his in game model freaks me out a bit. something about him dips into the uncanny valley for me so i just avoid him

[short knot]

https://tenor.com/view/as-you-wish-wish-gif-7893429

[steady wharf]

And it was cooked fish XD

[gritty scaffold]

His wife is so evil so I cut him a break lmaooo

[azure totem]

He does love fish

[steady wharf]

Nobody's making him stay married lol

[azure totem]

I would say Kenli is even worse than Eshe

[short knot]

Eshe is harsh, but Kenli is incompetent.

[steady wharf]

Honestly would've been nice if Eshe was less cruel - like Kenli def needs a strong partner to keep him on track, but she doesn't have to be mean about it

[clear cloud]

Eshe and Caleri give me the most "High Class Majiri" vibes

[steady wharf]

oh yeah

No sweet little librarian who makes you WANT to spend time in the library

[short knot]

did someone order uncanny valley vibes?

[azure totem]

She doesn't want you in the library

[steady wharf]

ALSO

[clear cloud]

Can't even read any of the books.

[short knot]

When you get to know Caleri, her story helps her personality make more sense.

[steady wharf]

WHY ARE THERE ONLY LIKE TWO BOOKS TO READ - I didn't get a library card to read one recipe for carrot soup! (this slowdown mode is killing me)

[stuck temple]

These give off the same energy tbh (I’m gonna attempt to draw them based on the template )

[stuck temple]

I’m gonna use that to annoy my friend who constantly groans at his jokes

[marble patrol]

That is my path

[stuck temple]

A great path

[stark hatch]

he asked me to take a screenshot just so he can make that meme. great path indeed

[marble patrol]

Template if anyone wants it

[olive sedge]

Believe it or not, ||he's a single dad.|| 🥁

[vital flare]

finally got to the computer to do this (also, I put Hodari in "growing on me" but honestly he's gone down in my opinion because he's just so bad at relationships)

[rocky sedge]

zeki?

[young roost]

i think i found my oneness

[lapis trench]

Those letters and the story behind it made me legit cry 😭

[thick atlas]

wtb this outfit.

[mild grail]

Not guilty this time.

[old estuary]

Like mother like daughter?? >_>'

[pastel wigeon]

We are opposites lmao

[polar light]

I updated my joke

[dense abyss]

This is Gold

[short knot]

this is me except wild garlic I go through that stuff like crazy

[dense abyss]

Gotta get them cakes

[olive basin]

tha math ain't right hmmm

[sleek rapids]

Yeah, it's 25😅 I also was very confused

[civic flint]

The mudpie gift should be a meme

[robust dagger]

lmao that means the text is static & not using variables to display the text.

[pale glacier]

at last. Next stop: palium storage! If it'l be..

[paper steeple]

uhmmm

[late charm]

When two different people write that they've found ore and tree

[ripe hill]

the idea of spending 25k is but a distant dream for me, u r so brave

[lyric forge]

I'm just TRYING to garden on my home plot in PEACE.

[pale glacier]

that's the most creative name

[pale glacier]

it's actually 125k (copper + iron)

[weary swallow]

I'm a centaure.

[slender tendon]

Biblically accurate sernuk.

[winter raven]

Every single time I talk to her, it's what I see

[pastel wigeon]

This channel is for jokes, not personal attacks on me 😂😭

[winged forge]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[cobalt shadow]

Delaila Dalila

[limpid palm]

Me when I try to reach flow trees that spawned in unreachable places.

[main sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jump-reach-it-cant-reach-it-gif-15358224

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Lumberjack the Labyrinth Builder?

[random peak]

Planning to give Zeki his meal but forgetting my inventory…..

[chrome temple]

I'm not doing it on purpose, I promise

[winged forge]

i kinda like it^^

[main sphinx]

looks better on this

[split pilot]

Oof. That's worse than me cooking the only marlin I caught so far. 🇫

[tawny seal]

Jae Yeol ?
is that you ?

[split pilot]

My thought was more "yip yip!"

[azure totem]

weekly fishing

[split pilot]

Okay, my take on a tier list. But ROMANCE focused!

[hexed cape]

That is WILD Hassian.. I knew it. 😂

[vital flare]

Oh wow! That's stunning

[lavish crater]

If i had a gold coin for every time the game gave me back all my achievement when i just gained exp in them, i would have 2 penny. Wich isn't alot, but it's weird that it happened twice...

[tacit cloud]

Love it when the game eats my ingredients due to something I can't control Star quality ruined food! 😭

[azure totem]

Perfect for decoration

[tacit cloud]

It actually won't let me place it 🥲

[pale glacier]

that's a lot of people for one med tree XD

[clear cloud]

I'm surprised you're all patiently waiting for everyone else to come

[pale glacier]

yep that's the most surprising fact, there were two more people to wait

[nova narwhal]

Im a windmill

[short knot]

Peek energy efficiency right there

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-rolling-game-nintendo-video-game-gif-14233250

[still plover]

The infamous rock dwelling Sernuk

[short knot]

Najuma asked me to play "courtroom" and I was like sure what am I on trial for?

[lavish crater]

I seem to have a neighbor X)

[tall bramble]

This is magical!

[main sphinx]

Thank you ! 🙂 I'm already expanding it as a path to my Gazebo.

[vapid mural]

I think Ashura needs something 😳

[radiant halo]

sandy one is mine but did Sifuu get one too?

[normal swift]

Dude look like is about to destroy the whole village

[brisk ore]

we need him in another pose to recreate this lol

[normal swift]

he did not move at all... stayed in that pose while talking

[viscid sparrow]

i have become fish