🎭│palia-memes

[humble kestrel]

But- but- it’s right THERE!

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[quaint fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gray-still-plays-skater-xl-gif-21569891

[quaint fractal]

then u know what that is XD

[humble kestrel]

How are there no Spleens gifs????

[quaint fractal]

ikr ima have to make one

oh my dear god i got the perfect shot of him

[quaint fractal]

the absolute best pic i have ever got of that cat

[drowsy sparrow]

lmao mining with your glider xD

[humble kestrel]

Glider abuse

[neon moth]

i think this is the scariest glitch i've seen

[untold sable]

i moved the oven after the recipe was started.. xD

[eternal gull]

[untold sable]

[main sphinx]

im so glad i've leveled up

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[inland rock]

The hell is your furniture making?!

[main sphinx]

its called overkill :3

[crisp notch]

Me when someone suggests I could make a second chair for my single table

[oblique relic]

is this how you mine

[azure totem]

that's how you mime

[upper crescent]

You mime the mining

[azure totem]

anyone know where and how to get this?

[prime notch]

Find the recipe in Einar's house after getting their key

[azure totem]

really?! oof ok thx <3

[keen cliff]

pain. iykyk

[azure totem]

lmao i can get it already x'D i tought i was at lvl 2 starting

[stark knot]

more memes i made

[outer chasm]

say what?

[slate anvil]

546 bro

[azure totem]

omg

[lone copper]

holy XD i think I am lucky right now

[scenic forum]

Just now it was like 16 for me lol

[slate anvil]

say whaaaaaaaaat???

[outer chasm]

they oppened the gates already?

[grizzled haven]

Where's that "here it comes" meme but the tornado is invites

[glossy silo]

yep, i think i'm done for today 😆

[echo crater]

updated it

[azure totem]

well enough palia almost got the bundle complete but can wait xD

[lone copper]

we need to go for a walk or smthn, go for food and we still not be logged in XD

[untold sable]

the number doesnt even go down tho

[turbid sinew]

I've been standing in Tamala's living room literally all day, I just wanted to go home 😭

[rigid iris]

there's definitely worse living rooms to be stuck in, but yea....

[velvet quarry]

Waited in a 2k person queue just to be put back in when it hit 0 😭

[scenic forum]

How great a closed beta can be

[rigid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-is-fine-earth-on-fire-fire-earth-gif-15438805

[turbid sinew]

I've been standing there willingly .-. I want her to be my Shepp but I only have 2.5 relationship with her and already gave her the weekly wants I have access to, so I decided to stand there and talk to her every hour...This endeavor started yesterday at ~1.5 relationship

[bronze goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-bomb-huge-gif-14714430

[scenic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-smoking-fire-burning-lag-gif-19373925 Palia Serve be like

[bronze goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/office-server-power-lady-unplug-gif-8220789

[lone copper]

thats why i wanted to be in beta when it started... i predicted it like 5 days before closed beta

[slate anvil]

I'm in

[scenic forum]

I guess the best thing to do now is fishing on the plot or... Well other things but never go to loading screens

[rigid iris]

XD devs over here using this as a good time to remind us to drink some dang water

[scenic forum]

😂

[prime notch]

"Take a break, touch some grass"

[scenic forum]

There's enough grass to touch

[prime notch]

"You shouldn't have 50 hunter on day 7"

[stuck swallow]

Maybe the long loading Screen is a sign for me to go to bed. It's already past midnight, ups...

[lone copper]

it's kinda hard to go out when my local time is 1 AM
i just wanted to sit down and play

[scenic forum]

Go to bed instead, try to touch some grass in ur dreams at least :3

[prime notch]

If you're lucky to be part of the 90%+ who can dream 🤦‍♀️

[scenic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/always-hope-aragorn-hope-estel-there-is-always-hope-gif-17569432

[lone copper]

when you are taking psycho pills everyday dreams are even more "funny"
(do not take that if not needed)

[scenic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-princess-bean-disenchantment-dancing-gif-25494302

[prime notch]

There is no hope for my aphantasia. What little I "dream" I'm basically narrating to myself instead of visualising

[stuck swallow]

So you're telling story's to yourself?

[prime notch]

I guess? I'm usually only lucid dreaming for a few minutes tops

[frail solar]

ended up sleeping almost all day lol, i dreamt all kinds of weirdness

[stuck swallow]

Oh, that never happend to me. I'm just dreaming some story's I'm reading or some things that are mixed together

[frail solar]

i blame the video ni watched before i passed out lol (it was a fool's gold episode lol)

[prime notch]

On the upside, no nightmares 👍

[stuck swallow]

That sounds good. Once I dreamed about bee's and I sweated the life out of me, when I woke up

pls, don't... Wasp and bees are really scary...

thanks

[prime notch]

I like to have a joke, but I'd rather not make people uncomfortable with them

[stuck swallow]

That's really nice, thanks. But I must admit, it was kinda funny

[lone copper]

he's fishing underwater... + 10 to fishing luck

[opal jolt]

I've made a new friend

[dim jolt]

I love watching everyone living their best life.

[sharp quartz]

found a flying tree

[turbid sinew]

Me zooming back to Tamala's living room so I can chat with her before maintenance

[quaint iron]

[arctic wigeon]

(I enjoy it)

[outer socket]

Dont forget 🎣

[candid pulsar]

how to levitate ?

[lean zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/katie-bell-float-wizard-harry-potter-fly-gif-17932573

[candid pulsar]

another angle hahahaha

[lyric plinth]

https://imgur.com/4MabqIL

[neon trellis]

I have aphantasia as well. I hate it so much.

[tribal cargo]

Got Palia, loving it, enjoying it, and can't stop thinking about my geninue reaction every single time I see a Palia mushroom just sitting in the wild: (I'm a fool and didn't realize there was a timer)

[dusky grail]

Thought I would let the man speak for himself ...

[neon trellis]

I unfortunately still have nightmares.

[wind parrot]

This is me but everytime I see a new bug LMAO. I freakin love bugs. I found a cool millipede yesterday and was kicking my legs like a kid

[tribal cargo]

Yeah I am sure this our reactions seeing anything good in this game

[wind parrot]

For real. Even more accurate considering we all probably launch ourselves off of cliffs like that since there's no fall damage

[quaint iron]

okay, enough with the lame jokes

[sharp sigil]

waiting for downtime to end

[dusky grail]

Seriously, how did she get so little likes yesterday? Yea she is a bit cra cra but the good ones usually are

[sturdy goblet]

The magic deer learned how to survive a mountain goat.

[idle plank]

where is @empty grail to save us

(big fan of your memes)

[empty grail]

This meme lord has to get ready for bed because I've stayed up till 3am every day since i got in 😅

I'll be back to making palia memes soon enough fear not ❤️

[next agate]

He teaches me how to fish.... catches a really good fish.... cant celebrate because the game goes into maintenance right before you have the chance to actually catch it........

[rancid fable]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sunakook-tired-exhausted-gif-24687868

[drowsy jasper]

how it feels waiting for maintenance (I'm glad they're on top of stuff tho!)

[dapper spear]

https://tenor.com/view/tinkerbell-fairies-disney-done-tired-gif-25421647

[quaint iron]

They are trying

[drowsy jasper]

........I am now imagining the entire dev team as literal cats and honestly? thank you for that mental image

[mystic edge]

Hmm might need to make a chapaa's in the server room meme

[obsidian sable]

yes

[quaint iron]

After finding my first Brightshroom EPiLEPSY WARNING

[velvet quarry]

These are my actual cats, please meme them 😂 (Black is Bubbles, Orange is Todd)

[kindred holly]

https://tenor.com/view/nerdtainment-david-marker-shots-fired-gif-18865883

[dapper spear]

Servers up! https://tenor.com/view/owl-entrance-smooth-slide-gif-21436734

[honest heath]

One hour before Open Beta begins, the servers be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcpd0lhYMQI

[rancid fable]

https://tenor.com/view/blanket-cat-cat-under-blanket-cat-waking-up-gif-22180834

[cunning remnant]

Get rest, you would not be able to enter due to influx anyway.

[quaint iron]

Don't you dare underestimating our entering skills.

[velvet quarry]

Reth quest spoiler

[quaint iron]

Wait Servers are back and I didn't even notice... guess my entering skills were bad afterall.

[frail solar]

Zeki has Best Beans

[crystal python]

https://twitter.com/JessicaRoseTV/status/1689470864805318658

Jess (@JessicaRoseTV)

Hear me out.. Just give us the hot single dad @playPalia #PaliaClosedBeta #Palia

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 2:56 AM

[velvet quarry]

Earlier someone tried to say "efficiently" and it censored the first 3 letters, they also censor the word "hate"... meanwhile literally everything Tamala says is suggestive. What is the line here? 😂

[tribal geyser]

If Einar had a pet, mayhaps it'd be this cato?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1138746161868578826/058b586d83bf47d8842a911ae1af2035.mov

[upper crescent]

Life Hack #2 Always be buyin

[velvet quarry]

Life hack #3 Have you tried inheriting it?

[gray void]

Missing log clovers texture?

[sacred spoke]

This isn't what I meant...
(level 3 quest spoiler)

[sacred spoke]

srsly! just got that part and I'm like... ma'am!

[gray void]

saaaaaame

[manic ibex]

New Charactor model is nice!

[digital valve]

https://tenor.com/view/the-end-the-end-is-near-simpsons-homer-simpson-end-of-the-world-gif-5236371

[rustic quarry]

wait. you can eat them!?

[rustic quarry]

this remind me of one old elder ring meme

[young horizon]

Some would say it fits them to a 'T'!

[winged forge]

😂😂😂😂

[stuck temple]

I love the fact that I just finished a quest with Sifuu and she gave me x30 copper, i then asked what she wants as a gift and she says copper cuz she's always running out

[fading lark]

I saw the word "mountaintop" censored 🙂

[rustic quarry]

you guys paying taxes? 👀

[azure totem]

in this economy?

[steady raft]

!pls

[open summit]

[steady raft]

!soon

[open summit]

[raw bolt]

im inside my characters brain xDD

[prime notch]

No thoughts, head empty

[raw bolt]

braindead haha

[rustic quarry]

too immersive for me

[unborn yoke]

Someone lose their glider??

[turbid sinew]

This looks like an elf facing away from you 😂

[rancid panther]

why the long face

[sturdy jackal]

Alternate lookin ass

[turbid sinew]

B̶̈́͠e̶̩͝ ̴̼̂N̶̝̒ö̶̘́T̸̢́ ̵͒aFrAiD

Discord does NOT want to creepify the last 5 letters for some reason 😭

[prime notch]

Maybe there's a block on too much unicode?

[turbid sinew]

I've never heard of it doing that before 😮

Pretend that it looks like that >>;;

[empty grail]

Staying up till 3am playing palia has been rough 🤣

[clear chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[prime notch]

4 more hours?

[clear chasm]

Live view of all of us who are not/have not been invited for closed beta right now (fortunately it will be available in like 4 hours)

[empty grail]

Me when I get home after everybody can get in and won’t be able to play cause servers will have exploded

[lavish bear]

Just wait until you're in your mid 30s

[clear chasm]

mid 20's with a small child is rough too, I hardly stay up past 12am

[honest jungle]

Everyone melting over any humanoid characters in the game, meanwhile me admiring Einar from behind a tree:

[untold sable]

[main sphinx]

looks like im not alone xD

[paper steeple]

noooooooooo

[fluid meteor]

totally unrelated to palia but you wouldn't hppen to be a HoN fan would you 👀

[untold sable]

of course i am, but this is not the book channel my friend! 👀

[tepid mirage]

Can someone explain to me what we can do in the game?

[fluid meteor]

truly, just had to check xD back to all things Palia 😄 BlessedBe friend

[main sphinx]

its a strange bug when you can see other player's house in your own plot

[azure totem]

fishing, gathering, hunting. crafting. talk with lovely npcs, friends, cooking, farming, mining

[old estuary]

And catching insects :3

[rustic quarry]

and just running without any purpose like me

[solid sentinel]

happened to me just now i was like wtf is this

[azure totem]

sometimes i like to "sit" and just enjoy the sounds

[karmic canyon]

I had the same thing happen the other day. Our houses were placed SOOO neatly stacked it was quite funneh

[clear cloud]

From the Almanac. Badruu forgot how to spell his name.

[upper crescent]

Tbf the double door looks kinda nice. Wouldn’t mind being able to do that on purpose.

[stuck temple]

More like samara morgan from the ring but 2023 update

[hot arrow]

I am sad to report that 15 is the hard limit for the size of treasure chest towers

[stuck temple]

15 is better than 1

[hot arrow]

It is bittersweet.

[faint haven]

get the servers ready.

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/the-end-is-near-homer-simpson-its-coming-the-simpsons-gif-4804767

[ripe thistle]

Palia Server at the Start of the Open Beta be like:

[empty grail]

Servers gonna look like the trinity test in 42 minutes

[sturdy comet]

🫡

its been real, nice knowing you guys. the first day of open beta is upon us

[digital valve]

https://tenor.com/view/the-end-is-near-homer-simpson-its-coming-the-simpsons-gif-4804767

[modest maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dickbutt-countdown-gif-5154805

[mortal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/here-comes-big-wave-falling-down-gif-23029375

[summer crag]

https://tenor.com/view/what-aaaaaa-bağırmak-çığlık-aaa-gif-19437672

[mortal verge]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-gif-25711979

[rigid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-to-your-butts-jurrasic-park-hold-on-switch-off-samuel-l-jackson-gif-19953750

[rigid iris]

This is why I literally only hang in memes and screenshots. The chats scare me.

[prime notch]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-heavy-creepy-sir-space-cow-gif-19500873

[light oxide]

!soon

[open summit]

[scenic forum]

[upper crescent]

Kenyatta asks me to give her anything but Lettuce Soup. I turn the quest in and what did she take from my inventory? The Lettuce Soup

[mild maple]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-hell-gif-13171534

[mild maple]

OpenBeta begins.....

[simple nest]

This is where we post the pls meme

[drifting plank]

!pls

[open summit]

[simple nest]

[heavy panther]

!pls

[open summit]

[azure totem]

how its going so far?

[clear cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-shade-goth-halloween-you-just-wait-gif-15826642

[prime notch]

Currently seems fine but the download's about 1-2hrs, so... soon?

[languid meteor]

just going from one area to another

[tepid sierra]

Rookie numbers

[azure totem]

indeed, yesterday someone got 84k palians xD

[tepid sierra]

Conspiracy: the closed beta was open but this open beta is closed

[cunning vapor]

I logged off earlier when i should've just stayed logged in to farm

[polar shore]

I'll wait 22:00 (of my local time) to log in...

maybe 02:00

[calm sage]

If you get kicked while you bring your toddler going to sleep....

[knotty dragon]

4786 here all I did was try to leave my house lol

[calm sage]

omg

[modest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-debbie-smith-brayden-holt-wentworth-is-this-your-first-gif-22815379

[modest cedar]

Me, a ffxiv player being like^^^^^^

[calm sage]

now i get kicked off waitinglist...now i got 10k + ahead of me 😭 i only want to give some love to my garden xD

[halcyon badger]

🤣🙈

[mortal verge]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-dragon-ball-z-unlimited-power-over9000-power-level-gif-12316102

[green breach]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[azure totem]

cornetto trilogy

[halcyon badger]

Ok 7 min I’m in 👍🏻

[calm sage]

whoho i made it too

[azure totem]

[ancient heart]

the moment when you know you are truly in love is when you can watch your partner try to romance a Palia NPC.
basically my girlfriend rn who is watching me trying to buy choclat for Hassian.

[light oxide]

!pls

[open summit]

[gusty trench]

Frawg

[rigid iris]

welp guess its time to see if i can play BG3 without rage quitting over dialogue dice rolls I should be able to pass rolling a 2

[clear cloud]

We need a dedicated Badruu Dad Pun emote

[grizzled flower]

^ I concur

[young horizon]

^ I second that.

[lapis trench]

^ I third that.

[civic badge]

^ fouth

[lucid jasper]

^fifth

[azure totem]

yes

[calm sand]

ye

[civic badge]

Palia login server loads

[marble oak]

" I believe I can fly". What a weird way to fish

[clear cloud]

When you're a lv99 fisher on your invisible hoverboard

[narrow robin]

screenshot from @onyx terrace

[rustic quarry]

this meat instead of chaapa XD

[neon marten]

reposting my meme from CB my favorite meal ingame!

[split pilot]

Spelling is actually illegal for majiri.

[lavish bear]

naurrr all the people killed the chaapa

[turbid matrix]

I love this template! I made one, too!

Blank template for funsies 🙂

[velvet quarry]

Well shucks! I gnu I couldn't trust the corn. The farm sure is a seedy place. They're always talkin' crop over there

[turbid matrix]

Just wait till I get going!

[velvet quarry]

Can't wait for your next idea to sprout!

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-deathrow-petty-gif-18703182

[turbid matrix]

I agree with asking farmers for advice. They're usually out-standing in their field.

[bronze comet]

I heard this joke as a kid, but it was "Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the Beanstalk"

[velvet quarry]

Yeah you can count on them when you're in a jam! They're always bready to help

[turbid matrix]

All of the pekis got out again....don't worry, I helped Delaila re-coop as much as possible!

[velvet quarry]

That was sew s-wheat of you. I'm sure it lentil-ot to her

[turbid matrix]

Don't sell the ormuu, though...it's sure to be a missed steak

[velvet quarry]

Don't worry I won't. They're always trying to start beef

[turbid matrix]

These puns have been very a-moo-sing and deserve a round of ap-plow-se

[velvet quarry]

I agree. Some say they're too cheesy or that we're milking it, but I think they're dairy wrong!

[turbid matrix]

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

[prime notch]

A cow with 3 legs? Lean beef

[clear cloud]

Today's farm puns have been barn-tiful!

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[turbid matrix]

We've got puns apple-enty!

[hushed mason]

Jel, dropping wisdom and life advice like it's nothing

[velvet quarry]

You can always trust a couch potato. We're very grounded people and we always turnip on time

[turbid matrix]

Oh no haha I got booted for being idle in-game. Back to it! Thanks for the fun, Noah 🙂

[velvet quarry]

It was my pleasure. Your puns can't be beet!
Feel free to add me in game, Noah Forge :'D

[tawny cedar]

curious, how long where you idle?

someone in chill channel was asking earlier how long the kick-timer was, i took a shower while afk and wasn't kicked, though it wasnt a long shower or anything

[turbid matrix]

Added 🙂

umm...about 1/2 hour I think...I got into the puns and got distracted lol

[azure totem]

thank you very much for the puns

[prime notch]

Big oof

[ionic kindle]

Same here, was changing zones when mine hit

[stuck temple]

Yeah, I was trying to return home when mine hit

[fair rapids]

i was just logging in lol

[restive vapor]

lucky me, I logged off not ten minutes ago, glad I was at a stopping point

[rancid fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ouch-hurt-feelings-gif-9860104

[short grove]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-wethe15-well-done-good-job-paralympics-gif-22920824

[mental rose]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-wwe-glitch-judge-gif-16441686

[prime notch]

Can't join the queue, time to cause some deforestation

[restive vapor]

servers are down, check the palia status feed

[prime notch]

Not down, unable to join queues. Still connected to the server if you already were

[rancid fable]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-hader-defibrillator-paddles-charlie-sheen-heart-attack-snl-gif-25676890

[feral terrace]

are trees the easiest way to make money?

[velvet quarry]

Why does it specify "human"?

[prime notch]

Trees are good money with a fine axe since you can cut basically all trees, but since I'm stuck without access to crafting arrows

[feral terrace]

they should put crafters in the town.. I could see technical arguments for why not though

[abstract hill]

When the dev team finds out you're in the servers

[prime notch]

Yes, lumber is only worth 1 gold each, but you get ~20/big tree and they are plentiful. (Could technichally buy the arrows, but who wants to do that)

[velvet quarry]

I was on my plot when the server stuff happened and relogging put me in the bay 😭

[feral terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[lavish bear]

(this is memes as a reminder )

[prime notch]

Memes, yes, but I feel relevent chatter is appropriate as long as it's not too much

[feral terrace]

buy the arrows, it's your only choice!! sell wood at ziki's

[velvet quarry]

ah yes, memes

[prime notch]

But you have Tamala

[sacred spoke]

silly one I thought of when I took this screenshot

[azure totem]

i would like the acorns thank you very much

[prime notch]

(Also treasure at 50% bonus)

[lone copper]

i think i need to believe in his religion now

[abstract hill]

The holy trinity

[main sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/money-rich-gif-25596211

[wind orbit]

At least you haven't caught a chest bigger than my character

[shadow python]

Me when planting crops in Palia
https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[placid zephyr]

funny meme and w manga

[clever rapids]

100%

[turbid sinew]

Thank goodness I've just been standing in Tamala's living room so I don't have to queue

[azure totem]

where Reth lives????

[prime notch]

Reth disappears into the Black Market overnight

[woeful salmon]

He has no home….yet….soon my sweet prince…soon

[sacred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-pokemon-bed-bedtime-gif-26561935

[azure totem]

he just never sleeps...

[woeful salmon]

That’s fiiiiine, we too never sleep…the bed is for show 😂

[hallow moth]

He just creepily hangs out in the underground. I think I'm going to romance him just to find out his secrets.

[prime notch]

You want to romance soup for brains?

[atomic flax]

Palian rizz

[amber scarab]

I found my Pet

[proud summit]

https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughLittleNarwhalWholeWheat-QEvvNkS4B1wnE5D7 HELP ME PLEASE

[azure totem]

that should be soup

[velvet quarry]

Solo farming in the tower. It's super adorable, 10/10 recommend

[placid zephyr]

i love flying

[prime notch]

Really getting a grasp

[placid zephyr]

agreed

[oblique relic]

idk how to pronounce things ok but this is fine

[prime notch]

I've taken to calling him HoDaddy

[grand solar]

me after reading sifuu's "memoir" https://tenor.com/view/blush-cute-anime-gif-23759218

[reef venture]

this doesnt seem quite where that goes lol

[bitter sierra]

Do y'all ever Palia so hard you end up in the basement?

[light oxide]

!pls

[open summit]

🚫 elfdragon (softie), you need to wait 18 hours 17 minutes to use that command again.

[prime notch]

Oof

[azure totem]

[meager zealot]

is this the entire reason F is the action key

[hushed mason]

ACTUALLY USEFULL TIPS! I forgot to drink for like 3 hours now...

[prime notch]

Don't forget to stretch too.

[grizzled flower]

it's been there for a couple days, too.

[grizzled flower]

sit up straight while you're at it, take a lap around the room.

[shrewd siren]

Guys, stop annoying Eshe.... or continue 😏

[prime notch]

Just makes me want to run on her roof even more

[clever maple]

first log in after open beta starts be like falls for 45 seconds straight down through the map

[meager zealot]

stress test flashbacks

[placid zephyr]

GROW GROW GROW 😈

[near crest]

When the open beta hits

[solar timber]

yeah... I have 1,268 in front o my right now XD

[solemn mesa]

gonna miss the single digit queue

[solar timber]

yeah....

[kindred holly]

So the game has turned into queue simulator. Nice

[solar timber]

oh well, as much as I'd like to play if I don't then that's also fine

[cunning remnant]

Its what happens when OBT comes when the server isnt ready.

[kindred holly]

Thank goodness there isn't a reason to go in and out of the zone that takes 40 minutes to load...

[azure totem]

they are working on it everyday everytime something happens so relax

[solar timber]

Oh for sure. As they did already post a status about it.

[distant skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekwait-gif-24161687

[grand solar]

my poor plants while i wait in queue

[shrewd siren]

Fellow Palians, you're creating a safety hazard for those wearing high heels by throwing your smoke bombs!!

[distant skiff]

classic

[foggy pike]

Looks like we shall wait together fams

[fair cape]

i go from 442 palians to 3000 in 1 sec

[shrewd siren]

Can't say I'm not guilty of that myself through

[distant skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-john-krasinski-jim-halpert-shiver-shivering-gif-4969600

[atomic flax]

I'm afraid to cancel and q again

[open shuttle]

: )

[clever lance]

s

[short knot]

It moves pretty fast, considering. other mmos take way longer for shorter lines

[atomic flax]

I cancelled

[azure totem]

the server are under maintenance so just close the game and wait for news in #📢│palia-status

[fair cape]

i did and regret

[short knot]

I can't tab back into the window to cancel lol, just gotta wait for it to load so I can exit

[feral acorn]

Don't do it

[atomic flax]

We know, we just like to complain

[atomic flax]

I did it, I deeply regret it

[hushed mason]

letmejoin

[atomic flax]

Guess how many...

[feral acorn]

8,420?

[distant skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[hushed mason]

The Americas are finished with their work I suppose

[kind cove]

new skin, with new pose

[fair cape]

T

[sacred spoke]

fixed a typo orz

[atomic flax]

Close

[fair cape]

u guys all american right ?

[distant skiff]

yeah I think I'm switching games until the wee hours of the morning. I cant do this without losing my sanity

[foggy pike]

😂

[atomic flax]

EU

[feral acorn]

Which game would that be

[distant skiff]

probably forza horizon to be honest

[hushed mason]

progressssssss

[fair cape]

im from vietnam . Hi

[atomic flax]

Maybe for you

[sacred spoke]

how?! I've had 2,869 people in front of me for 20 minutes 😭

[hushed mason]

EU people going sleep? XD (I'm from EU, I SHOULD BE SLEEPING NOW )

[distant skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-gif-19849049

[bronze comet]

All of us who played in Alpha watching the beta players' shock over the wait times 🤣

[atomic flax]

I just hit 10k

[jolly coral]

you should all stop complaining about waiting time during server maintenance at least we are not kicked out of the game

[feral acorn]

I just witnessed my partner forget that I screamed random thousandy numbers and leave the Town server to try and join his House server.......

[worldly tusk]

Most optimal fishing strat discovered
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883179526450970654/1139374438320721990/2023-08-10_21-44-24.mp4

[crisp quail]

Me afraid to leave my house because of Queue Monster so just staying home and getting level 10 fishing tonight.

[past wigeon]

So like, just a few minutes wait then

[brave wave]

As an MMO player... This isn't something unusual for a 1st-Day for anything new and open.

[atomic flax]

Bet

[fallow ginkgo]

Queue numbers are supposed to go down not up though, people sneaking in line 😂

[feral acorn]

Sure. We know that! Just enjoying eachothers' misery.

[past wigeon]

somone up ahead just "scuse me, pardon me, here on official valley business" flashing a fake ID.

[sacred spoke]

I wish I was exaggerating...

[old estuary]

damn line cutters :T

[brave wave]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-again-gta-gif-20483040

[fallow ginkgo]

It is actually going down now though 🙂 just went from 8k to 6k

[tough hornet]

I'm at 5201 from 8500

[sly badger]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THIS!?

[sacred spoke]

I guess mine is bugged then
The number hadn't gone down since 34 minutes ago.

[worldly tusk]

EYYYYYYYY

[deep spruce]

My lord. What's the queues for going home like?

[feral acorn]

Faster somehow

[tough hornet]

Yeah, they aren't gonna implement combat with only one server and these wait times....

[velvet quarry]

"Mom can we have more queues?"
"We have queues at home"
69,420 Palians ahead of you

[tough hornet]

yuck

[torpid ivy]

Everybody saw them doing server work so they deciding to hop on at the same time to see how big the queue for them is

[hot spruce]

Why would they implement combat lol this game has no pvp aspect

[solar timber]

Mine might be bugged as well since I'm still at 1,268. But that is just for actually logging into the game. Not sure if that's different.

[deep spruce]

Definitely not faster lol. 2minute loading screen for home so far.

[feral acorn]

is this.... somehow... progress?

[proud shale]

#🍧│palia-chill message

[torpid ivy]

nah fam. I refuse to accept this. the meme potential in this is funnier then the reality

[proud shale]

They aren't letting people into the server guys, its down for maintainence... if you're in, you're in. Otherwise, its basically "down"

[atomic flax]

=))))))))))

[torpid ivy]

As I get in the server xD

[proud shale]

LOL

[atomic flax]

I'm in 🤭🤭

[feral acorn]

fam!!!!

[solar timber]

yeah I also just got in

[proud shale]

Lies...

[past wigeon]

T-Pose to assert dominance

[fair cape]

finally got in

[fair cape]

they should add this as a emote fr

[turbid sinew]

I finally got Tamala to relationship lvl 3 and now she calls me little lamb while I keep getting kicked back to her living room when I try to go home 😭 😭 😭

I feel like a hostage 😭

[slate rune]

whos doing is this

[velvet quarry]

I fail to see the problem

[tiny briar]

me

[tiny briar]

Here you can see the history of Hodari's pictures

But remember this might have been a stupid thing to do

[open shuttle]

Oh my my, time to change my wallpaper

[tiny briar]

Gotta love Hodari

Just wait for when this game goes out of beta, I would bet that some of the first mods make Hodari romanceable

[open shuttle]

I want Hodari romanceeeeeeeeeee

[tiny briar]

It seems that if they have kids or is a kid you can't do anything with them, with the exception of Caleri, Chayne, Elouisa, Hekla and Zeki

There was a bit more than I first thought

[vernal moth]

They just hate us olds

[velvet quarry]

Petition for this to be the new maintenance message

[turbid matrix]

New High Score!!!!

[sour saffron]

I pressed the Play button so much it died

[quaint iron]

Now the play-button is playing the game without you.

[sour saffron]

it is! lucky bastard 😛

I'm just gonna wait a couple hours for Standard MMO Quiet Hours

[gusty trench]

Are you on wifi?

[quaint iron]

When someone says, Tish is the only one to go for:

[humble kestrel]

Okay, I’ll admit, that’s the most I’ve ever seen.

[kindred holly]

https://tenor.com/view/caos-bob-esponja-crisis-patricio-gif-23199341

[humble kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-put-a-spell-on-you-gif-23445294
Tamala be like

[tropic wolf]

Anyone know when the server will be live again?

[cerulean atlas]

Omg SAME LOL

[quaint iron]

Well I'm still online, but I can't leave my plot..... I'm a prisoner of my own little world.

[sacred spoke]

as always, my memes are made with love for the devs and the beta process ❤️

[fallow hound]

TOO MUCH PRESSURE WHAT DO I CHOOSE !!!!

[sacred spoke]

Choose number three my lord!

[frigid stirrup]

How it feels trying to get the last sweetleaf I needed for furniture pieces and the server shuts down

[visual beacon]

nuuu choose numer 1~

[frail solar]

choose the one that most resembles a potato

[quaint iron]

Was just about to cook something.... aaaand connection is gone

[split pilot]

I went straight back to cooking when that happened to me. Two recipes in I lost server connection.

[grizzled needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sparks-electrical-electricity-equipment-radio-amateur-fire-gif-24123123

[dark sand]

bam

[nocturne furnace]

my man what does a chill dude have to do to craft or buy soil

[vague hollow]

LETMEINNNNNNNNN

[icy spade]

i got 400,000 earlier before my game crashed!!

[quaint iron]

That one Sernuk running into a wall vanishing and me trying to follow it bonking into the wall too like:

[dark sand]

😲 🤣 😭

[humble kestrel]

I love them.
^w^
Give them a pat for me.

[velvet quarry]

me right now

[quaint iron]

I'm back in, let's go give out all them gifts

[wanton topaz]

Dude 😭that caught me by surprise and I cackled so hard almost peed myself 😭😭😭

[humble kestrel]

Sadly, romancing miners is illegal.

[quaint iron]

so is Tau

[humble kestrel]

Unlucky

[humble kestrel]

It wants to be eaten, and it is s-PIE-ing on your plot to save it.

[dark sand]

for your garden you need to talk to Badruu. him personally, not just his store till.

[nocturne furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-yiik-yiik-dies-of-cringe-dies-from-cringe-yiik-death-gif-26350756

[humble kestrel]

Make friends and get bonuses from said friends
Make memes and get chapaa emotes from said memes

[nocturne furnace]

Thanks for the info sir

[humble kestrel]

!soon

[open summit]

[wanton topaz]

im hunting on hard mode 😢 there is a chappa behind that red pixel

[humble kestrel]

THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING RVERYWHERE

[humble kestrel]

If y’all have any similar error codes, I’d love to see ‘em!

[quaint iron]

I mean... I made it myself ^^

then again, not sure if he also made it himself, but I was the first using Badruu with yellow background... didnt' know templates were in demand xD

[velvet quarry]

Oh I absolutely stole it, so, thank you 😂
Speaking of demand though... Would absolutely trade palium for a Badruu drake format 😂

[quaint iron]

after having all tools on exquisite level, palium kinda lost its value..... maybe when I'm getting on furniture making again

[humble kestrel]

*since the beta started XD

[velvet quarry]

I made that meme and posted it BEFORE reading your comment 😂😂 the coincidence

[humble kestrel]

BRO IM DYING

Okay, I’ve officially read all the memes from the last two days.
Gg, keep up the good work, meme chat!!

[velvet quarry]

excuse me while I cry myself to sleep

[dim locust]

He wanted poop 👀 right, Badruu. Right.

[humble kestrel]

Are his weekly wants the same for everyone?

[velvet quarry]

No idea, maybe :o

[quaint iron]

same for me at least, and yes I gave him that apple tree seed

[spark fog]

I love that Manhua.

[velvet quarry]

Oh my god, that news paper's amazing

[sacred spoke]

The high effort, quality memes we live for

[quaint iron]

I want to see that page 107 tho

[cunning remnant]

I wish to request an updated copy. This was last months issue

[humble kestrel]

APOLOGIES THERE WERE ERRORS IN THE FIRST RELEASE

[quaint iron]

Still no page 107... I'm not angry - just disappointed.

[cunning remnant]

Where august?

[humble kestrel]

Date has been properly* corrected.
This paper has been releasing since Alpha, and I thought I should carry it over until testing is done.
(It was supposed to release before this.)

Note: another error found, but this will not be corrected because only alpha testers will notice and that’s what makes it funny.

Image credits:
@neon moth and @hard sequoia for the cryptids
@pine pewter and @unkempt niche for the scenery
Thank you especially to @white hatch for the “inner thoughts” photo

[humble kestrel]

Shhhhhhhhh

[sudden fulcrum]

WHAT NO WAY

[sudden fulcrum]

(help I think among us us still funny)

[humble kestrel]

Among Us but it’s the Palia NPCs and I’m not sorry

[spark fog]

"Now where is my sandwich!?"

[humble kestrel]

Someone steals Jel’s color and he’s sad the whole game. Tish actually does tasks, and Reth leads her around so that she doesn’t get killed (ignoring his own tasks). Najuma does reactor but she needs another person for it so Auni has to help (and if she’s imp she probably kills him out of spite for that tbh).
Hassian gets Tamala voted out easily even though she’s not the imp. Ashura and Hodari begin blaming each other after Sifuu makes some bold claims about their alibis. Zeki never has an alibi. Elouisa is actually right about the imp but Caleri doesn’t believe her (or they’re both imps and one of them gets voted out because of the other).
Jina already knows who it is, so she usually gets killed in the early game, but Hekla reports it immediately. Einar is always stands in places where tasks don’t exist because he’s just sitting back and watching everyone.
Eshe insists on leading meetings and ragequits if she’s voted out for any reason. Badruu is voted out for making a joke at the wrong time. Deliala gets all her tasks done and then doesn’t know what to do for the rest of the game.
Kenli doesn’t know how to read the map and find where the tasks are. Kenyatta and N’iao stay with each other for “protection.”

No, I did not think this all through.

[dim basalt]

For all the FF14 housing enjoyers out there: I have unlocked floating. (stack chests to the moon, at some point the chests will start to float)

[humble kestrel]

YES. THE POWERRRRRRRRER

[azure totem]

Love Tish and Reth

[humble kestrel]

Unironically two of my favorite siblings to ever exist ever. They’re so cute.

[gritty haven]

We're only missing Limsa RP from the true ff14 experience

[jolly radish]

blind fishing
https://streamable.com/ww2oos

[hollow phoenix]

Gotta reach the wellspring somehow

[raw bane]

Ashura 👀

[jolly radish]

michael is alive

[lusty glacier]

oh no

[prime notch]

Seems this Sernuk's barking up the wrong tree

[turbid pecan]

i love group cooking

[turbid pecan]

this is what palia is about

[azure totem]

[jagged lava]

Ores are more important.
Change my mind.

[barren mortar]

i love this

[rose rock]

Quests, NPCs, Sernuk, Chapaa...

White Sernuk/Chapaa >> Ores

[thorny osprey]

when you're just trying to go home

[gentle cloak]

i thought u guys were all asleep

[azure totem]

alt+f4 and lets do something else while they fix this XD

[clever lance]

making a superior race

[gentle cloak]

how do u get star tier seed

[clever lance]

when you put some plant with other get bonus, and, If you harvest something with a star and turn it into seeds, this will always come out as a star and thus the infinite cycle, that endless cycle (insert lion king song)

[gentle cloak]

wait soo star seeds always give star plants?

[clever lance]

yes, but iif get the bonus of extra field production, that the only that not will be star( if example get 4 of rice for plant and you get 6 for bonus, 4 are star 100% the other 2 maybe)

[gentle cloak]

aaaah

[clever lance]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bjqQGwzhW7wsIpSDoO3xCMwqbX7ZbsdsuuXmPEXCrjE/edit?pli=1 This validates with 2 year of university of agroculture

[gentle cloak]

[wintry dew]

soon™️

[clever lance]

And this kill the cooking skill mading it unlesss XD

[slender tendon]

Can't be bothered worrying about maximum garden efficiency. I put seeds in the ground and I take what comes out.

[clever lance]

I have read the guide and everything, but I got to a point where I go my own way and do it to my liking, but if someone wants to learn, then I'll leave it.

[wintry dew]

I'm trying out a proposed layout, but I'm noticing a tremendous amount of overlap, so might just try my own layout with the template. (Love the fact they added a template)

[azure totem]

mine is like this and i like it got 12k today with all the seeds i got

[jolly coral]

https://tenor.com/view/numbers-gif-18415713

[sweet fern]

i hope they add tons of crops and cooking recipes

[meager zealot]

goddamn y'all. I've been doing this for two days and I still only have three plots. and they're half full

[clever lance]

can buy seed from shop to increase the speed

[tacit fulcrum]

bit weird design 😄

[sonic wasp]

such a cool floor pattern where did you get it?

[azure totem]

https://youtu.be/ZnwvPBK_zg8

[half flume]

Singularity 6 asking for password on every login be like

[hidden kindle]

yeah maybe they should make it a bit clearer that they mean in emails and stuff but I guess technically it's palia asking for your password to login not S6? xD

[upper crescent]

the meme channel beeing lowkey the most helpful
#justpaliathings

[prime notch]

Gotta try and make every interaction meme-ingful

[hushed mason]

[sudden fulcrum]

Note to self: Don't do any harvesting of any sort while in this state. (I cannot move lmao)

[exotic citrus]

🤣

[sudden fulcrum]

Thankfully I could still access the menus so could close it properly

[azure totem]

[strange falcon]

Me everytime I shoot a sernuk

[sacred spoke]

Was this made for me? xD
(Allergic to lettuce, love potatoes)

I think I am becoming what the kids call, a simp

[hushed mason]

NEW POSSIBLE VILLAGER SOMETIME? LETSGO!!!! (spoiler for Ashura's story)

[azure totem]

you can't do nothing against that smile

[sacred spoke]

Or this

[gritty haven]

You should be in prison for this joke

[azure totem]

cant post in screenshots because pause mode and 5 min are too much.

finally started working on my home xD

[hushed mason]

Chayne nooooo

[worldly tusk]

I really hope they add a "save password" button. I have to open google passwords each time I log in since I used a random one I won't remember

[split pilot]

I do need to log in to get my power ranger armor though...

Oh right. I was cooking when I disconnected last night.

[white marsh]

I got it even though I think it looks stupid and one of my friends agree and oh no

[swift cedar]

Me logging in for my island and submarines like once a week

I found I can run ffxiv and palia at the same time. Game changer

[azure totem]

I see some fellow mustelidae lovers

[outer chasm]

I conquer the mountain top

[turbid sinew]

Holy cow good job!

[wanton rain]

The newest take on "Fly Fishing" @halcyon walrus

[azure totem]

typical fae

[tacit fulcrum]

someone lost a glider, you can get it back for a reward 😄

[rough jackal]

when the game is asking for help.

[white marsh]

You say that with a pic of one of my mains lol and yes ferrets are awesome and ALL of them are brain damaged, but in a good way

[azure totem]

indeed

[wanton rain]

Twinsies!

[lyric kelp]

oh god damn, does picking stuff increase the value by a lot?

[clever lance]

yes and carrot too, low time production, high profit that break almost recipe of them the jojke are the apple jam, with 385 and 420 with star

[lyric kelp]

Time to start using the hundreds of tomato's I stockpiled

[finite cradle]

uhm

[winter hatch]

If only we could sit down for dinner

[azure totem]

the boot

[wanton rain]

Yay!

[earnest tundra]

hello there

[turbid sinew]

Question - how do you get food that you can place down? ;-;

[earnest tundra]

it's star quality food, you can craft it with star quality ingredients

[azure totem]

or with luck!
there is a small chance to get starred food with normal ingredients

[winter hatch]

Yeah like Invizil said! Just gotta get star quality meals then you click to use it as a decoration (left mouse button I think)

[jolly coral]

not strong enough arrows that's why

[winter hatch]

it was a special gift

[sonic gale]

Game breaking bug: Moving back and forth while using the watering can lifts my hat off my head revealing a bald spot 😳

[hollow anchor]

Something seems off...

[winged forge]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-burning-my-eyes-spongebob-gif-5183364

[urban shore]

IT's been too long!

[shy crater]

That'll teach me to log out for lunch lol

[stray hare]

Defensive T-pose

[sacred spoke]

Relevant Minecraft meme I am shamelessly yoinking to put here:

[stuck temple]

i think this box is haunted

[velvet quarry]

We did it boys!

This is the start of something aMAIZEing... Sorry, that was corny

[dapper egret]

So... Elousia says THIS:

And the only thing I can think of in my mind is this:

[azure totem]

Big iron on his hip

[pine trail]

Ashura is not good today xD

[winter hatch]

Palia been spying on me

[azure totem]

Same

[prime cosmos]

That's a new feature called "Scarecrow mode"

[jolly coral]

how many time before the first complex jumping puzzle using boxes and aquariums ?

[south palm]

I'm a little concerned about Delaila, she's been acting a little strange as of late...

[drifting plank]

I'm at work for a few more hours, have a meme

[rustic quarry]

Btw it was last game tip I saw before mine first maintance xD

[azure totem]

Take a break or I will make you take a break

[placid zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/slime-gif-21171853

the palia servers

[azure totem]

hahahaha

[gentle cloak]

guys can we plese stop leaving out gliders hanging around ... its bad for the enviroment

[ancient tide]

Not sure if anyone gets it, but I needed to make this 😄 She resembles Bishmuth from Steven Universe, in a good sense ofc 🙂

[brazen prairie]

Lmao I love the creepy description versus the value price. Bruh. Why is this alien so cheap? 😂

[azure totem]

For palians is just another fish xD

[graceful forum]

I just talked with Einar and had this meme "how to talk to short people" in my head bc he sometimes crouches down. Can someone make it in a meme format?

[brazen prairie]

They are built different 😂

[verbal path]

Maigic Floating Brooms? this game gots everything

[quartz elbow]

curtain tassle

[verbal path]

LOL wow i didnt even realise thats what it was

[sacred spoke]

on it...

[sacred spoke]

& the alt version:

[bitter stream]

https://youtu.be/OrypwnMoSS8

[thick atlas]

when thriller enters the chat

[azure totem]

how to jump this yahoo answers

[sacred spoke]

thriller night!~

[velvet quarry]

Try adding rocks to your shoes. The extra weight will help build up your leg muscles allowing you to jump harder -somehow the top voted answer-

[azure totem]

[sacred spoke]

have you tried hitting space? -worst rated answer-

[unreal herald]

So I was planning to build a fish archway over my house but there is a buid limit T^T Can we fix this glaring issue?

[vivid imp]

i was in the middle : )

[faint aurora]

I was on top c:

[graceful pilot]

were you here for the bug and fish tower? I was :)

[split minnow]

Bugs sure are quite a funny thing

[unreal herald]

I am going to use all sturgeon for maximum fish tower height, i shall min max

[solid narwhal]

Call of Palia: Advanced Hugging

[sacred spoke]

last one for now I swear

[upper crescent]

I would keep a space between my food and the poo

[quick dust]

did anyone find the mistake?

[stuck temple]

Ah yes, the harvest from the clay tree is coming in nicely this year

[brazen prairie]

Why is the poop sparkling

[azure totem]

✨ poop ✨

[sacred spoke]

because that's some quality crap

[faint aurora]

We have found a work-around for the build height limit

[unreal herald]

c:

[patent mountain]

If you ever need to make a lot of gold, simply Afrmxhnutx ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid zephyr]

i found no issues

[unreal herald]

Yea i realised if i just place the whole thing onto another one there isnt any problems at all xD

Its my new goal to see how high i can make this

[cerulean thorn]

This is a nice touch 🙂

[untold sable]

hekla called me out.. said I often respond with humor..

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[untold sable]

idk what tree lost this, but I shall be available to be contacted by that tree and will give this part back

[stuck temple]

I have apparently merged my plot with some random person's! Hello, newly forced neighbor, whoever you are!

[last arch]

palians: ugh palium is so difficult to find!

average dari clove seeker:

[untold sable]

have you tried to find heartdrop lilies tho?

[last arch]

i have a couple from seeking cloves! but i also haven't used any yet for any recipes lol so i haven't been actively seeking them.

[sleek oracle]

just me pondering my orb

[untold sable]

I have not found a single one and it makes me very sad

[dapper temple]

I have found no cloves, but I have two heartdrop lilies.

[last arch]

oh no! what do they make? if that's why you are seeking them?

[untold sable]

nothing i believe 👀 I just wanna have them!

[sick prism]

So was Palia just a really really long con to get people to press F to pay respects?

[sleek oracle]

lmao

[prime notch]

Have you not been paying respects before this?

[last arch]

that's so funny but i get it 100% lol

[sick prism]

Never in a quest-following manner.

[prime notch]

Heartdrop Lilies are an alternative to Chocolates to start romancing an NPC

[brittle dune]

I need flow wood so bad at this point I feel like I find gold more often xD

[dapper temple]

<showers Hodari with lilies>

[azure totem]

Reth's favorite game

[obsidian glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-intensifies-at-soup-soup-store-gif-23579992

[prime notch]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-store-gif-18760613

[wintry dew]

the real meme is me playing a casual game and sinking not-so-casual amount of hours into it xD

[last arch]

omg cool thank you!

after learning that the only limit to the romances is the amount of pins you can wear and already giving 1 set of chocolates

[rancid panther]

there's just more lettuce

[quaint swift]

🌟?

[untold sable]

✨ ruined food ✨ the best you can possibly find

[azure totem]

[last arch]

im holding onto mine exclusively in hopes that they add a ruined food model i can place on my plot

[quaint swift]

I think I sold mine. 😔 Regrets.

[old estuary]

can place that out nice and pretty in your home xD

[azure totem]

i wish i could be here right now. just enjoying some macarons while reading a book

[fresh minnow]

is this... a mating dance? (ignore the poo in my inventory)

[lavish thicket]

when I'm finally almost done with work and I see maintenance down time for the next two hours 😭😭😭

[oblique arch]

ah yes 7 = 8

[rich saffron]

Yeah, the time after dinner and before bed is my biggest window to play. It's pretty much the only obligation-free part of my day. Seems to be what they've settled on as the perfect maintenance window. 🥹

[lavish thicket]

same 😭😭

[scarlet quartz]

I am NOT sorry for this~

[rich saffron]

Oh no... I went to post beards and realized I haven't moved my data to the new computer yet!

[rich saffron]

Is that Tangled? ...but WHY?
Also, I'd smack Reth with a frying pan, if you know what I mean.

[sacred spoke]

because he put on the smolder 😂

[slow osprey]

I'm afraid to leave my plot, so I'm just sitting here fishing.

[rich saffron]

No, I mean that literally. He's a bit too much for me. I'm flattered but you can stop now, Reth.

Anyone that is that "on" all the time and exhudes that much confidence...but still serves people LETTUCE SOUP...has to have some serious problems. I think this falls under the D&D stat meme....

[turbid sinew]

He's got a charisma of 20+

[rich saffron]

Fixed just for Reth

[rich saffron]

Oh dear... Reth is the bard.

[turbid sinew]

Oh absolutely

[rich saffron]

humans start appearing after ages of being gone
everyone else "Oh, we better welcome them and make a good impression!"
Reth "How YOU doin, Sweet Tooth?"

Yeah, he's the bard.

[sacred spoke]

TBF, your take isn't wrong at all, there's a LOT wrong with him 😂

[rich saffron]

Life is rough when you have a Wisdom score of like 6. If Reth doesn't have some buried trauma I would be shocked. But this is Palia...maybe not.

[feral acorn]

Involving lettuce?

[maiden charm]

That's roughage buddy

[turbid sinew]

I'm not saying anything, I'm just gonna point out to those curious that #1135681800434352138 has a lot of juicy stuff.

[short knot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-first-girlfriend-turned-into-the-moon-thats-rough-that-rough-buddy-avatar-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-5710468

[barren elbow]

zuko<3

[rich saffron]

As juicy as lettuce soup?

[turbid sinew]

Yes

[stuck temple]

copied + did my whole 30%

[cloud shuttle]

It's funny you say that, because Kenyatta told me she was reading a "mag" (probably magazine) called Crime Time about the Bahari Ripper. Sooooo the world might be a lot darker than we thought.

[rich saffron]

Probably runs around with a seam-ripper cutting people's trouser stitches.

[untold sable]

and in the city have also been ladies killed that have kenyatta's height and similar looks! (not sure about the looks part, but she did talk about 2 details)

[rich saffron]

That random convo bomb did make me go "Wait, what?". But murder is nothing next to having your heart broken because you lack the wisdom to see the red flags. Poor vulnerable Reth.

[untold sable]

true, my bad xD having your heart broken is way worse

[hallow moth]

Finally get some time to myself after a long shitty day... "Palia is down for maintenance" 😭 https://tenor.com/view/ok-crying-sad-emotional-sentimental-gif-20646670

[rich saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/30rock-alec-baldwin-there-there-cheer-up-comfort-gif-4215371

[dapper cedar]

How it feels to cook with friends in Palia

[marble nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-i-know-that-feel-bro-pikachu-gif-15485156

[tribal juniper]

me causing deforestation in teh forests

[real laurel]

omg amazing

[tribal juniper]

me chasing my friends around town with my axe

[rich saffron]

She's just yelling, "Please press 'x'!"

[real laurel]

oh no lol

[quaint iron]

The rare purple CATerpillars, after I go for that big Iron node:

[west solstice]

Posted by a mod in #💬│palia-discussions

[inland lake]

Honestly, it kinda feels like every single character in this game is traumatised in some way

[quaint iron]

The meme is actually made by @limber umbra in #1135700370077782127 , and there are some more.

[wintry magnet]

everybody ended up in kilima because their life either went to shit somehow or they were the shit farmers who settled there

[hallow moth]

sounds like some real life towns I know...

[wintry magnet]

i like that this game was marketed as a cozy village sim but then it turns out that this is in fact the village from hot fuzz

[quaint iron]

This is why they found us, to make their lifes even more complicated

[inland lake]

"Yesterday I was woken up by the sound of footsteps on my ROOFTOP of all places!"

[wintry magnet]

i'm still wondering who the alpha player was that figured out how to get on top of the mansion

[quaint iron]

In real life: "Woah! This man was the first on the moon!!"
In Palia: "Woah! This Player was the first on the mansion!!"

[wintry magnet]

the other thing is that i'm trying to figure out how chapaas are in both popular culture in palia as a beloved icon but also featured in hamburger steak

[solid jolt]

Hassian would say otherwise about "beloved icons" hahaha

[inland lake]

Beloved icon? More like rapidly spreading menace that needs to be taken the fight to wherever possible!

[gray void]

isn't that Hipyo's cat?

[latent stratus]

?

[rich saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-cheeseburger-hamburger-gif-12356091

[quaint iron]

ah that brings back memories.... I liked that cheese when I was smoll

[gray void]

Human tells local man about "sandy claws"

[turbid sinew]

Local man is concerned about some random dude who invades homes and leaves things behind

[quaint iron]

Also product placement. 🧐 Did you get monsies for doing this?

[wintry magnet]

if you've been around town and in people's houses, they have a lot of chapaa plushies and in one case a chapaa arcade machine

[latent stratus]

No D: I was just thinking about an animal we use for food that is also considered a mascot sort of thing

[quaint iron]

That chapaa arcade game is hard... highest I managed was 14.... them controls tho

[wintry magnet]

i was hoping zeki would sell it underground

[inland lake]

he DOES sell it underground. It's 60k

[quaint iron]

That's too bad, we could have shared the money - now I have to report you

[untold sable]

i saw a highscore above 200 👀

[wintry magnet]

oh, sweet. idk why he's the only source of toilets in the game tho. that's defo meme material

[quaint iron]

Must have been the same dude, as the one on the mansion roof.

[inland lake]

XD really? Not even some of the furniture pieces you need to discover? I will have to check that!

[wintry magnet]

each set also has a bunch of additional pieces (mat, toilet, etc) that only show up in zeki's store, i think. i'd have to investigate the capital chic set a bit more first, but if i don't get a toilet recipe i know i saw a capital chic toilet in zeki's underground

the floormats are definitely zeki exclusives as are the paintings

[inland lake]

True, it kinda feels like they put every decor item in that shop that you can't otherwise acquire

[turbid sinew]

pretty sure I saw a bellflower toilet there too

[quaint iron]

the bathtubs he has.... those prices tho

[wintry magnet]

tish's shop features everything you can make but without the pain of burning flow wood and palian metal on it, plus pieces of the makeshift set if you're unlucky in the fishing chest gacha

[earnest pulsar]

yep they sell toilets in the sewer

[inland lake]

Who knows? Maybe Zeki also sells clay nodes so we can recreate Hodari's house?

[turbid sinew]

the fact you have to buy your toilet illegally 😭

[wintry magnet]

indoor plumbing is not sanctioned by the order. the punishment is 1000 years prison

[quaint iron]

Servers back, let's go!

[inland lake]

Toilets use "flow" magic. Get it?

[cunning remnant]

You dont even see anyone eat food. While you as a player like yawns and it goes down the shoot

[wintry magnet]

this is the consequences of a soup only future

[quartz elbow]

hides my 2 toilets

[cunning remnant]

I won't worry about having a toilet, i cant even afford house expansion.

[turbid sinew]

2 toilets?!?! Oh no, that's 2000 years in prison

[turbid sinew]

I can't afford a toilet nor house expansion, but I'm already a criminal for befriending and helping...certain people 😭

[limpid flower]

The boldness to make a cute little guy and make it your game mascot and then also make it a huntable invasive species that half the town despises, props to s6

[cunning remnant]

Chill, you're immortal. You don't get fatigue, eat, sht nor needs sleep. Youll do prison time just fine.

[latent stratus]

2000 years in Palia is still 83.3 years on earth

[cunning remnant]

Do you mean every flagship monster in MH?

[wintry magnet]

okay, but in that game everything comes out of eggs anyway so their bioculture is all wacky

[inland lake]

Welp I can't find a toilet in any of the recipes I discovered

[wintry magnet]

it's official, toilets are illegal technology

[latent stratus]

The Dragon just whisks it away dudes

[wintry magnet]

well, i know what i'm asking next ask the devs session

[cunning remnant]

Forget toilets if you cannot even interact with it.
Youll have a uncontrollable urge but cant use it

[livid rune]

theyre like kangaroos! beloved pests

[wintry magnet]

they'll probably do it animal crossing style where you can sit on it clothed like a normal human being

[cunning remnant]

I was expecting some wacky animations with interactions tbh. Like Sims but tamed down if they have to

[wintry magnet]

time to sit fully clothed in this bathtub

[rich saffron]

I'm sorry, I couldn't stop myself.

[inland lake]

Thank you. Just where all the evil chapaa belong

[proper thicket]

tbh is just a way to save his home, my poor guy lives in the sewers

[velvet quarry]

New PB let's goooo!!!!

The music is so good I needed a PB with that jam!

[brittle dune]

OH NO, THE SERVERS. https://gyazo.com/4ac8d1b357dfcc6fbdb8d4df3aa872ea

[timid hearth]

Just to spite lone wolf

[tribal geyser]

I'm sorry, I don't know who that is? Happened to come across it randomly and it was too adorable not to share, especially with Einar as a character loving his little pebbles.

[gray void]

LOL That's fair. I'm pretty sure it is, he's a keyboard/tech youtuber.
I didn't know his cat loved rocks tho, that's rly cute.

[tribal geyser]

Oh I see! Did do a quick Google check as well just out of bewilderment - definitely would make sense for a keyboard enthusiast to have a cato though, for those bongo cat moments.

[gray void]

Only she does not bongo, she just gets in the way when he's trying to lube the switches in the keyboard lol

[agile lantern]

Wait what? Stefania?

[tribal geyser]

Somehow the mountain of rocky distraction is starting to make even more sense...

[timid hearth]

I think it's a italian translation only bug
I have it too ☠️

[agile lantern]

Yeah, or made he is changing gender 😄

[gray void]

someone lost their glider in a mine lol

[hollow elm]

Another crash site.
Folks gonna have to start getting a license to show they've learned how to safely fly those things smh

[gray void]

I mean. Many other games cities require it lol

[jolly coral]

https://vxtwitter.com/strangestmedia/status/1689893296154533888?s=46&t=YJddFhNuIzt2axu3e7RKLA

[sudden oracle]

when u get the aux cable

[sacred spoke]

sime memeable faces, feel free to meme them