#🎭│palia-memes
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Oh so are you just saying you don't think you'll get a key this week?
ah I see sorry, just got off working a night shift lol
No worries 😂 i know that too Well 😂
What hunting nerf?
Antlers got nerfed
I forgot I was in the Palia sect and as someone who enjoys
housing in ffxiv my brain immediately tried to find which furniture pieces are used and then I blue screened
I was like oh the pillars are the chimneys of the house fortemps fireplace, ceiling accent a indoor marble fountain floated up as well as curved marble partitions? maybe? and then my brain died
ready to dab on these haters with my buddy the squirrel
nvm i found my wife. prepares to be stepped on
when you just wanted to water your crops and suddenly nearly two hours passed
its so addictive and I love it
Bruh 🤯
Good name selection
CurrentQueue.Device->GetDevice()->GetDeviceRemovedReason(), that's the whole meme
love it lol
POV: I spent 20 minutes tryna grab that lute for the quest, only for tha actual broken one to be 2 feet away on the ground.... Why do you even need a new one if you got one right there Nai'o !
Me at this time
please, credit the original artist for this 😄 it's Claina's drawing!
Ya enserio
bro loves his glider too much.
Hmu for the Palia ESports
no way
Def Feels they are sending out New Keys at a snails pace v_v
They did like 3 waves of invites yesterday… and it’s not even 8 am for them yet
Have some patience honestly 
Timezones + patience
Two concepts most gamers don’t understand ^
i meant the Volume not the Frequency :<
Ahhhh, they probably want to gradually test the servers ? Maybe
Well if they are only doing a handful of Keys per wave, Say 25-50 not sure how much of an Effect that will have on the servers, ya know? Cause likely when Open beta Starts they gunna get slammed by Hundreds if not Thousands of players XD
Oh I see. Yeah I’m sure they’re not trying to completely overload the servers with a giant increase in players all at once. But I imagine each wave is a few hundred people, not just 50.
well i would say it would be better to Do so now rather then later ya know? feel like if it happens during Open beta Discord will not be pretty XD
yea likely more then 50 at a time, just hope there isn't too many issues that pop up beyond whats currently known
Tbf there's like 171k people in the discord server and that's assuming everyone who has an account is in the discord...
yea which is why i'm i guess so iffy on letting more ppl in now rather then Letting Everyone in on the 10th, Better to Break things now and have less ppl affected now rather then Break things when Everyone will be affected ya know?
I mean they've done 3 waves so the amount they're adding in a day has to be pretty decent, can't really help it of people are like me and didn't make an account till July and still don't have a key when so many people have been watching this game since it got announced, sure I wanna play now but I don't mind them going at their own pace, it is only day 3 after all
yea i understand they want to do things steadily, i'm more so saying this out of Concern and wanting the game to be the best it can be
They could always increase the numbers they're adding as they go, it would be cool to know how many keys they give each wave though
This is for memes, not discussions
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-scared-frightened-clenched-teeth-gif-26548890 Commence Discussion Through Meme posting.
Then send a meme
I'll stop
Me praying that I'll get a beta key today https://tenor.com/view/anime-pray-mieruko-chan-mieruko-beg-gif-24241509
"Ah yes, it just comes with a house. Of course it didn't come with a house, Mister Mayor!"
figured I'd meme this a bit.
hahaha I love Kenli. So out of touch with reality but he makes it cute
"He's out of touch, he's out of tiiiiime!" - reference to Out of Touch by Hall and Oates
Ah yes I do too just inherit life with a good paying job and a full blown house.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-23435336 For a Beta key.
Ah yes, imagine just inheriting life. I guess this mayor has it easy! XD
definitely nothing wrong here.
Cosmetics so exclusive you can't even find them in premium store 😄
Reference to Monsters Inc
We made this with my sister literally 2 years ago, but still applies
posted it back then but now i can post it here.
Can we call that... "false advertising"? 
!pls

OMG you find Michael Jakson !!!! HE HEEE !!!!
I'll pray for you, If you also pray for me 😁😂
agreed
Praying for you
You know the devs made a good social game, when I get anxiety from the mails I recieve
I don't want to open them, I just want to ignore them because there is too much 
i stopped reading, i open them, check if there's a reward and mark it as read
I'm honestly surprised that you don't have a key yet. My friend who signed up for beta like last week (literally last week) got one yesterday. Maybe check your spam folders?
Dude trust me that's all I check at work
me after the 2 hour maintance
True
😭
Then you go play Baldur's Gate 3 or FFXIV 
so it was you who i saw in that t pose without head, i freaked out so much the moment i came out of the home gateway,. this was freaky.
Or D4, or League.
im gonna be a shill and once again recommend people play wandersong while they wait its so cute and deserves more love
My new personal favorite meme
some people arent at the standard of nice beings of Palia, they dont get invited fast therefore. Everyone needs to acknowledge their audacity, before you gain access to this timegated grind simulator mobile game in disguise
Then you will love the multiple timers in the game! Oh, wait...
the waiting for the key is the trailer of all the waiting in game 🙂
think of it as practice for when you start building your house
All of us after only two days in Palia:
LMAOOOO
I have started, been getting materials
i rushed to get it started before i went to bed so i wouldnt have to wait
https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-it-crowd-office-space-burning-office-gif-12803923
login servers on a friday right when everybody tries to get back online 😅
“Check your promotions, you could have an invite!!”
My emails
she was very scared
somebody had a lot of fun last night....
It really do be like that
Don’t tell the librarian 👀
I remember this being posted on- [NDA officers break down my door]
wait, this is Tish? how did you get her to do this face 
Variation of an old meme RIP
Next issue of The Daily
Pls will release near/during the weekend
(I’ve had a good portion of it written up but have had a lot of school stuff holding me back.)
Decided that I’m also going to do variations of all my old memes as much as I can. Brace yourselves.
I promise they’re not all going to be nostalgic.
FINALL...................................
Nvm this happened to me now https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-the-claw-chosen-the-chosen-one-alien-gif-3519222
my prayers worked 🥳 keep praying for me pls xD
Of course, then we can play together 
she just look at me first time
Lego Island Intensifies
what in the world
its Jesus xD
They're mastering floating
speaking of mastering floating. floating broom
I also noticed! it's a very sturdy little broom
"Guess I'll take the day-shift!
Auni is SCOOTIN’ through town
😛
“Glider”? Never heard of her.
Forgot to report the broom glitch because I thought it was too funny to take photos of.
Didn’t want to ruin the magical moment by trying to sweep it away immediately.
so happy for us friend ❤️ but rn game is down :<
I saw 😭but it's fine because I'm working anyway hopefully I'll be able to play once I'm off
Bro listening to tokoyo drift in his headphones
Some weird bug must have bitten him 
What the discord mods secretly think of everytime Palia shuts down 
I miss watching everyone slide around while T-posing during alpha.
That was me, i tried to sell 600 sereuk antlers at once and it did not like that.
for ur personal use after we all have to go back to work on monday
This happened when the servers went down.
I think someone lost his sandwich.
Let's just hope they sent you the money before taking the 600 antlers 👀
its like he's hyperventilating into his hat. XD
Hassin probably came by and was like "HE DIDNT RESPECT NATURE" and stole all of them.
I won't lie to you, I spent a good 30 seconds not seen in that video clicking the dialog before I noticed the servers were down and he wasn't just screaming into his hat over and over
Everyone posting screenshots and video grabs and I'm just over here playing on my potato, too ashamed to show my graphics.
Probably the best screenshot I got 
Brought to you by me switching to Hades while Palia is down
They must go, their planet needs them
https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-24393893 When you finally get home from work, knowing you got the invite, download it, and find out the servers are borked....
Mood
me when i just got into the beta and couldnt play
what happen?!
there... there...
same feeling
"When you finally received a beta Invite, but you are out of Power untill tomorrow🥹"
somehow this should be consider for next friday night!
can we give suggestions here for itens in Palia?
I m running out of things to do... well lets just customize another meme...
this is amazing 
I made a funny.
At least they're working hard to keep things going
I made a meme, I bet they are doing it right, but just in case. I think it's funny if it was true though
@woeful vessel it was a cloud infrastructure joke based on the server outage + knowing they have an opening for an SRE(Site reliability engineer) on their website
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ S6 DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ S6 DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ S6 DEVS don't take my energy, I need to stay awake to play ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
(it's spreadingggggggg
)
'server went kablooey'
I bet you still mist
this is me showing my friends the bugs I've collected for no reason
Free game after so many years of dev so I truly believe this meme lol
After getting fed up with Sernuks not going down in one shot
https://tenor.com/view/genki-dama-spirit-bomb-goku-gif-12526925 POV: You're a DEV taking everyone's energy
They can have a little bit of godhood, as a treat-
On the bright side, it's not error -1!
Palians be like: つ ◕◕ ༽つ DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ https://tenor.com/view/dragonball-z-anime-take-my-energy-gif-11681831
https://tenor.com/view/energy-goku-gif-25313358 Take my energy!!!
Everyone to S6 right now
I know the servers just opened again but
Heheh
sifuu: hey could you ask if my son is coming back for dinner
her son:
I had this same experience! 
can i still get the fruit basket if i didnt sign up with a friends code?
Yes you can craft it! I just don't know how 
I think the crafting for fruit basket is going to be added later but isn't available yet
Palia on Mac be like:
Now did i try to fit a mac peg into a windows sized hole? Yes, absolutely. Was I surprised I was even able to boot it up? Absolutely.
After you got finally a beta invite

so this happened
Me about to hunt everything in my path
the Deer in Palia are not ready for the 2k hour Honzo main
great aim!! hunting is so much fun
floating broom
Your a wizard Harry
i was thinking the same, now we just need a wizard hat
I need that so much!
he is slidin again
go bug boi go!
yo nice aim!
Best Palia stream: Cat plays Palia
i saw that same thing 😭
i thought it was like a tassle
Next thing you know it's going to start carrying pails of water
me and my fish share a bed
(i didnt know where else to put it and i dont want to accidentally fry it so this'll do until i get that special chest
)
The immovable chest, I've nicknamed the regret chest
Omg, I have the same problem... But mine is in my Tent, now I can't pick up my tent T-T
I also can't pick up my tent; says something about picking up all the interior items but I have. I think the chest was originally in the tent, then I moved it to a corner of my property, but it's still forever "in" the tent. RIP both items and area of land. The tent is a bit massive to not be able to collapse after building a house, but that's CBTs for you
You picked the best romance option
I'm just glad, that I'm not the only one
Go into edit mode with control and click G (pick up) the items that used to be inside the tent. You can't just move them out they have to be picked up
I've picked up everything but what you see in that picture, and the soil and chest I put near the pond to the right
Every item that's ever been in there? I may have put a storage inside at one point, so maybe if I take everything up and start fresh. I'm pretty sure I put the tent dead center behind the mailbox and the permanent chest against the back wall, and now that it can't be removed neither can the tent.
eshe first encounter, with a dramatic dolly zoom (bug)

I haven't met her yet but this is oddly in character
Yeah! 
He's just using his Heelys.
is this a Creepypasta? 
You: "I'll get this RGB keyboard, sparkly lights are pretty!"
Cat: "Is that a self-warming keyboard?"
It will never abandon you. At least you didn't put it inside your tent like I did.
Went and bought enough writs to expand out to the corner of the lot so I can shove it back in the forest and ignore my misfortunes
i got it too but on me
it's contagious 
o̵̍̈́h̸̽͆ ̸̎̍n̸̆͝ó̶͐.̶̰͊ ̵́it's sprea̶͊͋d̶̈́̓i̶̓ng
x)
thanks LMAO
Can I revoke my gift please 🤣
Srsly. My husband got a code this morning, and he signed up after me. weep
gg for him, but im sorry for you :c
gotta remember to friend him, was too focused first time i ran past
steal his account- lol
Naruto from wish
Sweedy Uzumaki is on her way to master the Kung Fu arts
Happened to me earlier 🥋
I feel sorry for Auni 
All in all she's just another brick in the mail
if I have to hear it in my head every time I read his name, so do you
it seems to me that the saw blade must rotate in the opposite direction in order to cut
LOL Just what did he see??
they do actually swap to rotating the right way when they actually come down to cut the wood, if you watch closely they change directions
Friend, I looked again. they don't change rotation. That's how they spin
Came out of the wardrobe looking like this. Is he disappointed with my choices or smth 😮💨
Further proof that my brain is empty
This uhh... ummm. Just. No 
lol, if I could draw, I'd draw him in Heelys 😄
someone's smelting silver
Well I looked at it and then decided not to lol
workout muscle man
Here we go again...
my game for uni looked somthing like this
share
accidently started my silver an hour ago. there goes that smelter
I wont be exposing myself like this
lol
Just saw this on the in-game chat and thought it belonged here
me when woman
spat out my drink
damn look whos the brokie now
I am crying over the dramatic music.
!soon

Anyone knows how to fix the "Amount number"?
I can't believe the Steak Dinner Sifuu gave me is better by 1 Gold 😭 (1st is mine)
He REALLY doesn’t want to talk to her.
Homesick for alpha
Me: WOAH SWEET SHOOTIN’ I COULD NEVER THAT’S SO COOL YOU-
Also me: That’s such a long walk to collect those different loot bags.
Same. I guess the reality is it’s whatever you truly need it to be.
To some it is a broom.
To some it is a bug.
To others?
An inspiration.
If you log in again, it’ll be fixed! :3
Had the same thing happen to me. 
I’m totally not collecting some of these screenshots.
I love whichever writer wrote this
LOL
im stuck
Join my communityy
Saw this name yesterday 
Indeed. I have a request for you. Can you type here that you like pineapple on pizza?
Of course. I do enjoy a Hawaiian Pizza from time to time so, yes. I like pineapple on pizza.
team effort, brought to you thanks to @twilit hazel
oh same!
playing with invisible walls and trying to get around/threw them, im making alot of progress right here.
well i got out, but i feltl back into the map. good enough. ❤️
Found a bug code 69
nevermind, i am infact, out of bounds. i have sucedded. i am on the other side of a wall
idontimjust "betatesting"
im just joking 😄
i can see my victory on the horizion but i cannot reach it
day 1 of requesting green pearl until i get one
step into the pixelated world to get to your house or stay away of fear of the unknown
hi-def gaming
Me AF but put Bug in place of rock (though I do enjoy rocks too. They taste great! /Jk )
guess what
I dont need it I dont need it I dont need it--
someone's pet glider went missing
Did someone lose their glider?
Edit: Ope. Someone else found the same one. Lmao
Those are wild, untamed gliders, leave them to graze in peace
I love that everyone leaves their home in the exact same place so these things happen
he knows too much
PLEASE
We made it to the Lonely Stone
Einar really wants to talk to me 
Majorly jealous

A literal I need an adultier adult.
Can we have a Badruu Dad Jokes section
https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterAmazingStrawberryWOOP-l0yyNdnrSGDnGc5c
Watch RavagingOwl's clip titled "I can't WHEAT for the next joke he CROPS up with."
🎵When will my reflection show who I am inside?🎵
@brazen mural your pink hair is so beautiful! 
75000 Views. I never thought it would get this many views.
4kids love those jelly filled doughnut's
what the heck
bro is fishin underwater
he can see the fish better this way ;D
I desperately want my favorite cryptid-catcher to reference this at some point.
Lettuce leaf the poor man alone 🥬
Puns are excellent
Hassian: respect nature
Players:
He said Nature, not laws of nature )))
Einar's fantastic! ..He's everywhere you wanna be!
saw this on a server where probably (almost) noone is a Palian, but thought it would fit to Badruu quite well

😄
Has daughter, missing wife, collapsed mine behind his house? May be an inffereance there?
who needs lots of room when you can have a cosy tiny space 
exactly!!
just got this on the lucky box
Me being told by the mayor I have to give everyone gifts after moving in be like:
Butter asking 5 people run by with fine axes after asking for help with a flow tree
really living up to her name
Me waiting for crafting stone bars be like:
Anticipation intensifies
Get ready to wait for light bulbs
or the house
I saw someone fishing and clapped for them to make their game easier. They stopped fishing and moved down the pier away from me to start again. 🤣 😭 Didn't even say hello
Djejdjdj
Tbh I can't blame him, fishing around others feels counter intuitive but there is a bonus
I read this in Badruu's voice
I found my soulmate ❤️
My first meme 😳 😅
thisisfine.jpg
I wonder if they are worried we will scare away the fish lol
I did that to someone yesterday and felt so bad D:
they ran up right as my fishing rod was about to break
Trying to take off
new kind of helicopter dad
helicopter helicopter
!pls

What does it mean when Reth bakes you a pie and it's categorized as "Equipment"? 
Me hunting for some money to be able to afford the recipes I need to upgrade stuff when all of sudden:
The Bow is now a Axe in german 😄
just remember to Axt nicely
!soon

Yes I deliberately broke my bows down back to makeshift from Exquisite because long shots suck with standard and above imo
Eshe's face when I tried to gift her soup is like my face when I'm trying to do math. 
i only upgraded to first tier and then broke it
Found this in my local logs. I'm dying 😂 😂 😂
"[2023.08.06-19.08.06:240][426]LogValeria: Error: ERROR: Current level blueprint PublicHousingPlot_Root does not implement the CharacterPreviewLevel interface! We're going to spawn the character render studio somewhere that might clip geometry! Please implement this interface in the level script and make it spawn a BP_CharacterRenderStudio somewhere nice!
😡 WILL F. WILL BE ANGRY! 😡"
I feel personally attacked and called out. Rood.
That he probably should stick to soups.
Wants to make pie, makes a projectile weapon instead
Same Badruu, same...
Probably because it’s a quest item XDDD

I really do want to see Reth equip a pie tho.
It was a gift via mail. Just wanted to store it to eat later... or throw at someone 
this is fucked up.
Bro, why he worried?
His daughter and I can share a dadd-
Players are like Chuu.
The clapping noise startled him.
RIP
It said quest item at the bottom XDDD

The pie is so confused as to who he is.
I want to apologize for this, but the problem is I’m not sorry.
She needs to try rice farming instead.
Never apologize for being right
At least that means there's less competition for Tish. Trust my lesbian ass to fall for the home maker. Now where's that u-haul
Tish best girl
Your line is catchier
I been mining too hard. 😔
Mining the chiselled abs Hodari's obviously hiding?
You know what they say. XD
If I want someone I gotta make ‘em mine.
I certainly know what they.
me, steering my character like a large galleon in a wayward current because of the stuttering: 
Don’t know if I should be concerned for your steering or impressed that the galleons you steer jump.
a galleon can do anything if you turn the wheel hard enough 
I can't believe Reth said something that resonates so deeply with me
Apologies for it not being as high quality. 😔
Something clearly happened here...a glider frozen in time without its rider.
I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw that in my game first
Me too 😅 first i was absolutly confused but than I couldn't stop laughing 😆
my favorite recipe 
Like the tutorials switch from German to English all the time that’s so funny
Alright, which one of you abandonded your glider?
Y'all have never seen a free range glider, and it shows
spent way too much time on this 
Yeah 😂 good that we understand both I guess xD
Haven't gotten a key yet, what makes the long shots harder with better bows?
Not upgraded the bow but I guess it's harder to read the curve on a longer distance
Plus it's going to be rare that you need to shoot further than the distance the standard shoots
But when you hit that long distance shot, oooh that feeling is great.
Alright then, Hanzo
I had those a few times XD
SO THIS HAPPENED
Dont loose your heads. Also when he was moving around he was still tposing like this xD
Gotta show those Majiri who the dominant species is
I love a good farming run!
I can never find Iron T.T
Why would you do this to farmboy?
🤣
Because he could dig a plot with that chin
you ever fly so hard you lose your glider mid-air? LOL
maybe stuck hahaha
do /unstuck
What a funny number
Wait un-TILL the farmer finds out!
Badruu: These aren’t veggies.
He’s free.
Of it turns into a bag after exactly 2 starter arrows, it is a sernuk.
Only difference.
He may not be a fan of hard rock, but then again its a good thing he lives far from my plot! XD
wanna ask whats your strategy on getting so much iron 👀
I run around the rocky parts of Bahari Bay mining all the iron I come across, I bring a pile of cooked meat too to keep my Focus up.
If I have to repair, there is a repair station there so that's great. I also hit the mines there too to check for iron nodes.
gotcha thanks
I bring a nice stack of Grilled meat because it stacks pretty nice, vs the crafted soups which stack to 3.
But also make sure your focus is topped off before you go to Bahari Bay too.
This picture contains the letter you will receive from a character after completing a quest. But it is funny though || LMAO ||
You could say I am going rock steady.
Oh good! I kept forgetting which key to press
WEEKEND GOAL ACCOMPLISHED!
I would say Rock and Stone, but we have no dwarves here. [Yet.]
i need this chest bug fixed :(
fish gang
'C' for 'Chapaa', its a... Chapaa party?
OMG LMAOO
It would be rock solid moment
"nightmare"
That tent is not going anywhere for a while.
rather out of character for him to fulfil someone's needs 😂
The council will decide your fate
They already decided you're up to something fishy, and now they're going to string you up. You're going away, no trout about it, so if there's anything else to confess, let minnow
The ballistic trajectory changes significantly. The first bow you get shoots like you’d expect, while Fine and Exquisite will shoot in perfectly straight line for a while before the arrow will suddenly slam into the ground (think of a hockey stick with a bit extra curve)
One of my favorite quests.
That’s so many!!
Must have really rocked Hodari’s world. XD
Water you doing with these puns?
Get off your high perch, I think they could be wetter. I’ll have to dock your gold. Or cast you out of the gang.
We will be going rock steady before you know it! Farmed about 700 iron & copper tonight & a ton of rocks. Sold most of the rocks, flint, & 200 iron & copper, the rest I kept for smiling.
I have almost 15k saved up & will soon buy the 5k bag upgrade!
That really rocks! It’s hard to believe you flint through all that trouble and got so much gold from it. Here I am never mining and then wondering why I’m out of copper! 哎呀, should have been grinding that stone like you have!
My patience for farming is as hard as the rocks I break apart. I will roam the lands, climb all rock faces, & ensure that no stone will be left unturned.
best palian ore farm spot? 😢
im level 34 and I only have 2 palian bars

Honestly, it is hard to say because sometimes the area that had a lot of copper nodes in one small are can other times be mostly rocks with a few or no copper nodes. Same with iron.
That's why I will also break down rocks in a run too sometimes. So that they will have a chance to be iron/copper when I come back around.
I only have about 5 of those myself, & I know those are rare.
i found a very friendly sernuk 
There are very few places for Palian ore, generally in the small caves around Bahari Bay
The tale of the curious Sernuk
...there's more Palium spots than the mines?
I believe I can flyyyyyy
Context: I was invited in a friend server 
But what about second potato and third potato?
Kenyatta : I know people have real problems...
Meanwhile
Kenyatta :
I have a problem
blood for a blood god
Milk for a Khorne flakes
the poor palian fauna...
and I'll do it again
Those are the ones that have been submitted on the map that I use, there's plenty of nodes that aren't on there
ever just get curious what lies in the holes of the world and end up stuck 🤔
This is your life now
I know how to get back, but that will help absolutely no one besides devs, and I'm sure they've got more important things than a very specific hole
if we don't move it can't see us
WHY THOUGH
ayo I just noticed what in the god damn
Good money
There's a difference between grinding money and an addiction
Oh yeah, I had a similar encounter!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
thats a long 7mins untill you can go back home, peeing+snacks+water+coming back to your pc and still gotta wait 5mins
No, you're wrong, it was 20 minutes. By minute 7 I decided I might as well record 
Reposting this for luck that the servers might be up sooner 
I'm having withdrawals, you guys!
Samesies
Me last night: I'll play Palia while I drink my tea tomorrow morning!
Me this morning: [sees #📢│palia-status] ...Or not.
Pallium machine is broken.. sorry XD
We have an emote for a pie but not a pot of soup? 🥺 
🍲🍲🍲🍲
🍲 that'll do
spoilered for profanity (f word) just in case, but i saw this shirt on twitter and thought of reth
is it a food? is it a drink? no one knows!
why not both?
Foonk
100% me rn
can relate
same lol


This is me whilst im waiting for the servers to come back online, accurate representation
We all are comrade
me but with the invites 😦
yep thats me, i was thinking about it all day im so sad
sad
Same here. I was planning who will get what kind of gift today
Still didn't give the Brightshroom to Jina, but I want to so badly, and I have two pebbles for Einar
yeah, i got home from doin stuff all day and was like "Yeah, i get to go work on rep so i can romance reth" and now i just sit here pining
On the other hand, I'd rather play when this kind of issue is fixed. I get it though, I told myself I'd sleep in and play Palia in a bit only to fully wake up and get this news. 
"I'll just hop on during my brief lunch break to tend my crops so they're ready when I get off wor-"
I know right? I wanted to max out rep with Ashura asap so he can be my Shepp 
Still I understand them fixing things, it's still beta, but it hurts nonetheless
Back to Baldur's Gate 3 I suppose... 
I want Elouisa to be my Shepp cause she's kooky and i love her
I just started to take care od my garden 😦 i put poop everywhere 😦
Elouisa reminds me of trelawny from harry potter
She is our local lovely conspiracy theorist. The fun type. 
lettuce soup
Noone can police which veggies are good for soup! 
YES that's exactly what i thought also. The mannerisms and way she talks lol
would that be the Baldur's Gate 3 that's also having progress issues & save bugs?
I finally figured out who else she reminded me of:
I LOVE this movie ❤️
ME RN
Why are you hurting me this way? 
I wake up, excited to see my house done only to find out the server is down
this was making me laugh last night 😂
It went down the other day for me right before I could finish, so I had to wait for servers to come back up plus 8 hours
oh yeah the names got me too
sorry guess I’m a lil salty my friends wanted to play that instead of Palia with me lol I thought it was funny when they told me it was having the same sort of progress save issues that palia had on day one
No worries, I was just playing into the joke 😄 Actually my partner lost like 2 hours of progress because of save file corruption. Fun times 
@surreal lotus pooooor you
I think i ran into this person too 🤣
If anyone sees a Bitsy Foxglove, it's me
Ah, that makes my day ❤️

idk who i am without palia anymore sos
i go to costco only to come home with food all ready to see the servers down 😭
at least the memes are top quality 
Meanwhile, tfw you can't play due to being on the road and at work 😂
Been interesting to see how the servers got dun borked though!
Went out 7 in the morning and came back at 7:15 just to find out that the maintenance started 4 minutes ago
i was listening to music and ashura perfectly chimed in when the beat dropped lmao
🍵 Works for that, lol
haahaa I also picked to comment on his biceps and it just went right over his head
Ope! Tau's a bit busy right now...
btw you can't romance him :C
yea we all up in arms bout that, hopefully they change it cus DADDY
we do not accept that
Me: * Complain to Badruu about Hoadri not being interested in me *
Badruu: Well of course! You can't DATE a MINER!
no bc Hoadri is handsome!

Gotta load up those glow worms before bed
GOLD PURE GOLD
Oh I can't take credit; @wild mortar 's the true hero
can you please post this on twitter so I can retweet it
this is obviously a bug but was too funny not to post lol
looking at memes to forget the pain of not being able to play palia
yOINK (ty)
Careful if u have max volume 
I can't xDD
The "Still full downtime" got me 
(Probably is wrong write, I'm not a english writer n.n')
are those the deer? I call them fluffy butts
Yes! They are
someone needs to do a whats in the box gif and inside is the down for maintaince announcement
Does anyone else call the elder sernuks or other critters (different coat patterns) shinies in their heads... or is it just me?
I also thought that XD
Can.... We co-opt this and make it a thing? "Shiny mob spotted!"
shouldn't be the shinies the magic ones?
i feel like this has viral tiktok sound potential 
I have a meme, but it appear the bunny from the soviet meme (Like the bunny means "ours" meme)
Should I post it or is offensive?
it sucks, but they are making the right choice
When I started Palia the first time this dude looked at me in a very.. strange way
it can't be just me who think they sounds the same.
They do! It's funny that I actually only started playing apex 2 weeks before closed beta started hahaha
Feels
that's me 100% now
100000% me at the moment
thats more than 100 :O
Hahaha thats a riot picture from vancouver bc
So who at first sight knew who they wanted to Romance, based purely on their clothing, hair, house and or place of business? If you could only pick one. For me, its Jel. Plus, bonus, I like his personality.
Tish. Sweet, lovely and freckles
Tish 😄
Tish

Tamala. I mean, have you seen her... ehm, amulet?
Tish the Dish, do we ever find out what was wrong with her? ||And what happened to both of their parents? ANd just how many shoes does|| she have?
I was originally going to romance Tish but Einar's smooth-jazz, deep-dish voice turned me full-on robosexual
me rn
Reth for me. Love that line cook vibe
Also, a bit offtopic. Just because I wanna tell joke.
How would you call chapaa cryptid? Chapaacabra!
Tish, hands down
I want Hodari so bad 
any Jel enjoyers..? Just me?
Tish supremacy
@crystal sluice me.. ohh me
Hassian cause I believe I will change his emo behaviour xdd
She is my Tish, no you can not have her
Too late
Tamala all the way 😏
bring it on
Sorry, the u-haul is already packed
@distant hamlet Like I first said, the whole package
I wanted to go for Kenyatta but decided Reth was more my style :)
Same
kenyatta tops eveyone
gonna make hassian take back every rude thing he's ever said about me
@syn lol
But if we expand the selection criteria slightly, I'd say Reth. This guy is the only one who's giving me crafting station's recipes for FREE. That's my man.
Honestly gonna romance everyone and switch between the badges depending on my mood.
aggressively romancing him out of SPITE
the intern.. the poor intern
Some I am not even trying
this
How do I obtain the knowledge?
Do any of you fear you will pick the wrong answer, simply playing the game the way you are naturally?
Sifuu but I can't romance her... Guess I'll be single forever. 🤷♀️
what
I think that is the point
what was her name again?
I hope there is the possibity of more villagers
Ok, that you might miss out on something|| I have not 1 but 2 lost, pups I will call them|| but I dont feel bad at all about it.
oh for sure, once they add more zones more villagers will likely show up
Najuma
Looking at you Najuma
kenyatta 
kenyatta all the way bbyyyy
easily Tish
Einar is best nar
Does seeing Tau count as “place of business”?
just something about her man..
i wish there was an actual friendship bar for tau
it's the "no ETA" that gets me 
why Hodari husband shaped if cannot be husband
shes a baddie, shes the type of girl to not care about me hahahahaha
very much my type sadly
Memes chat has turned into hungry hyenas waiting for palia to open again xD
ngl if i could i'd romance the heck out of Sifuu
Wanna play Palia fix it please!
i think we may have the same mental disablity.... down bad for toxicity
would definetly be second after tish 
How do I find this place? XD
So basically Palia is Tish harem anime XD
me for reth and sifuu
yup ii guess 60-70% of the people want tish xD
Tish=Kenyatta (Depends on gift availability)
you can see what you will get
kenyatta is the hidden alt gem ong
Tamala club where?
tish is also an option cause i was scared kenyatta will reject the hell outta me
!pls

If you didn't spam ping me I'd give a shit
if only najuma was possible 🙏
o<o

what if she, kenyatta, turns into her mother when shes older
ewg
Einar? More like EiYAR, amirite?
even better yummy
Sassy and still hot? EDIT: sassier*
thats a whole ass child
Damn, for a moment I thought servers are up 😦
me too 
Ohh Najuma would be very angry at getting called a child
but she is a child, she's the same age as auni there abouts
Is chatting in the meme channel when the game is down Palia's endgame content?
everyone knows the true endgame for every MMO ever is housing and fashion
googled it, apparently she's a teenager
So in Palia everyone's starting at endgame Oo
teens are still kids bro
teenager=minor=child
OKAY YEAH BUT WE WERE BORN YESTERDAY
Sifuu snusnu
yall attacking the wrong person :)))
ruin my life lmaoo
nah i know ralu, @ing the one that posted the pic earlier
what pic?
not meaning to, just trying to clarify. unless they're 18+ they're a child. they use young adult for the ones that are 18+ in game
yep very much agree
We're 1 day old and thirsty for Sifuu
Well, we don't know the age of consent for this species...
She's the step on me mommy.
Stop right there criminal scum
devs please know I appreciate you all and while I'm going through withdrawals plz take your time I just had to make this dumpster fire
well when they in game refer to them as kids that's a pretty clear indication of they're not old enough for consent
That's not a real good road to go down discussion wise
bring more memes
Yeah, if being serious, you're right, of course.
ew
Even with toying with the idea of it is disgusting and people like that should be banned from playing. End of Story. Memes please. I need luls.
istg they make my day
We could use a "general chat" section...
Oh is it a Tamale?
i love how yall making memes ab this najuma thing right as its happening
I thought it was a loaf of bread I was so confused
It's a hot Tamala
well now i want garlic bread XD
i legit had leftovers for lunch about an hour ago, just finished off a mango, and now i want more cause i'm a hungry bish
Tamala makes me nervous and a little uncomfortable…
Both make me want to eat food, so similar outcome.
how long has it been.. i barely feel like a person without this game
It's amazing, Palia making me wish I was at work for longer
makes me consider going to sleep at a decent hour.. or i might just play diablo
dont do that
you know i still haven't finished the storyline for D4
You can't rollback if they don't let you move forward
i got no money for that i play diablo infernal :
I stopped playing diablo after 2 ... Still unsure if that was a mistake
i have pebbles for him too T-T
im still new to the game but i like the grind
Chapaa hunting be like
when you want to make everything ready before bed but the servers are down
the people chatting in memes are the ones too unhinged to do anything but wait for palia to work again
why cant we date that daddy
I was thinking of buying/building my glow worm farm before work. I made the wrong decision.
Erm.....I don't get it)
i keep wondering if he has a secret wife or sumn
I adore this reference. Thank you. 
what is it from?! why is it here?! it it spying on us???
kengyatta lol
sir you are posting these memes like a factory
omg whahaha
Dinkleberg took em
This xDD
this is why i want Elouisa as my shepp
not relevant for this down time as much, but still
they're nerfing us memelords by upping the timer
False alarm.
I decided to go for Nai'O now, he seems dumb
he is xD
the cutest most ultimate himbo/golden retriever bf
getting extra mileage out of this one...
total himbo
Absolute himbo.
I wish he can be a bit more muscular to fit the himbo feel
it hasnt even been 5 minutes 
This was all an experiment. Palia isn't going to be released. It was a test to see how long it would take gamers to deteriorate after being exposed to an extremely addictive game and then have it taken away.
dont worry, kenyatta told him he was slimmer and he plans on upping his workout regimen
youre wrong for this 
or just have him take his shirt off once in a while 😛 (he's teased it before!!!)
I'm crying xDD
thank god i wasnt the only one thinking about this lmaooo
Peace be upon you... or whatever...
you thirsty
im getting depressed yall..
so no game until tuesday?? 
the way i keep pausing my youtube vids for these pings
excuse me
No new invites until Tuesday
omg thank god 😂
Badruu said he agrees that waiting on maintenances stinks like the rear end of an ormuu. But think what we have to GRAIN when it's done!
omg you think we'll get things?? that only happened to me in genshin
love badruu jokes, after the girls with freckles are the best in the game
Yes. The experience of playing again. >.>
you have eased my pun withdrawl from being unable to speak to farm-dad, and for that I thank you
"
[S6] Asher-"Ancient Chest"-elle — Today at 3:27 PM
3:27 PM Update
(This time is local to the setting on your device, btw!)
@Game Status
Unfortunately, the nature of this issue is very complicated, so we are doing our best to investigate and resolve things. Thank you everyone for being patient and allowing us to get through this!"
dont remind me
maybe off topic, but I remember Zeki tell us to give him the shiny stone? why is everyone giving them to Einar?
there's a shiny stone, and then there are shiny pebbles
Einar loves tiny shiny pebbles
Oh rly? I had no idea
And not-so-tiny.
Yesterday got one so so smol i couldnt even see it in the inventory
Rimollan the meme god
Anyone in here also former alpha testers and thinking prolonged maintenance has nothing on fake pie?
i've got nothing better to do than listen to music and look at memes. Peaceful night.
it aint much but its honest work
For me it was Reth. He was almost exactly like an NPC I romanced in a Pathfinder (ttrpg) game, only a bit less competent at cooking. He said one flirty thing to my avatar (who is based on the PC who did the NPC romancing) and I was like "Oh shit here we go again"
Well I took a risk and went for a shower knowing that servers can be up anytime xD
im with my friend stalking the discord for updates and repeatedly opening the game.. thats my night
That one gets multiple laugh reacts. I actually ugly laughed to that one.
sooo before knowing their age groups it was Najuma > Kenyatta > tish ... now its tish > kenyatta (guess najuma is out as to young?)
sadly yes
Stop 🤣 🤣 🤣
AH ANOTHER MEMER OF CULTURE
actually, is there a list for romancable NPC?
Getting extra mileage out of this one >_>
In Palia you are able to romance some NPC's by raising your relationship with them. Although romance is possible, you do not have to romance characters in order to discover new gameplay or progress in the main story. Romance storylines unfold alongside the main story.
a personalized meme because that is too cute
I love you for this thank you so much
i legit have been toying with the idea of just working on one of my many crochet projects while waiting for servers to be up and i have yet to make a decision

fr i thought I had my mind made up, and then he started talking.
I've gotten a lot of my Christmas present knitting done, that's for sure
yeah i guess is should go grab my blanket project...
I've noticed everyone tryin to rizz Hassian (me too, tbh)
