#๐ฌโoff-topic-chat
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As we organize and build ourselves up we can voice our concerns with the devs
As long as I still get to play with you lovelies some how. Ill VPN if i have to
and navy
We need an army and navy that can withstand the impact on the numerous regions
Though I do agree it would be a good idea to have representatives for each region
I want an airforce comprised purely of people who jump really high
Don't know how accounts will look if you could have one for each region
Could be a lil messy
GUYS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
?
This is all we have on regions/servers
A HOT AIR BALLOON
I was writing down the pledge of magicianship and the whole page dissappeared
SOMEONE DELETED FLAG
Yeah they say you can go wherever friends are it apparently

Oh that's great
are we getting modded
This means we can be Basement gang
i JUST SAW THIS hahahahah
NOOOO

Of all things to delete I'm confused they selected a flag though
yea it even had blue
I put the flag back it's okay
and my sacred pladge ๐ญ
their own colour..
MY HEART
I put it back guys it's okay
:O?
it's okay I remember it
im sorry for your loss High priestess. We shall see for the one who did it to be punished gravely.
it is okay we all make mistakes under chapaa, I will pray for their forgiveness, as I nkow it can move many
Make us a website
No forums or anything fancy (unless other people know web dev) but can make a fancy FAQ with various bits of information and stuff
Spoken like a true High priestess. The choice for your ascension towards this cause was a correct one 
Hahaha like freewebs.
I read that as freeWEEBS
Lmao
WEEBS?!
oh no
Also do other people sometimes read read as read and not as read?
no
never
Yes
<3
<3
It seems we've gotten through the majority of the chapaa guild organization
KINGDOM HEARTS
With that in mind do we close off the list and designate the current members as founding members?
Kingdom hearts music
Just so, simple and clean
best listened to in a...sanctuary..heh
I second this motion
Just want to get confirmation from a high ranking member such as Xyzzy or Council
ERHMACHAPAA IM A FOUNDER
all you need Ice.
As high priestess and owner of the scroll, I third, and finalize
Except mmm what about the Diplomat
?
already in ther
God damn I had to edit that like 6 times. I need a coffee.
what needs to pass under my supervision?
well hang on
Diplomat is only an honorary member and not a member in full so they would not be granted the title of founder
I think you need spys to be pre setup


Spies showing up in the 2nd or 3rd act would be a lil strange no? Lets set up the subterfuge story early, get the audience guessing as to what theyll do
^^^hasnt read the lore
twas more a joke towards the whole 'mistrust' scenario :P
Espionage is not something on the guild's radar at the moment
But I will go forward with listing all but the diplomat as founding members
i have no clue
I have taken an image of the member list and i consider it finalized as the Founding Members of the Chapaa
But also true, im playing a LOt of catch up atm

i am fine with not being a founding member, as i would refuse doing any founding work
Make me feel called out asf damn hahaha
Not even pouring concrete? :O
:3 I'll play historian if I get to write more silly entries on the bottom of doc
King Chapaa, if you would like to request to edit, you, council, and me can be the editors of upkeeping the integrity of the scroll
I wanna see what you come up with lol
no cause then chuu would expect me to pour concrete and then im doing double the workkKKkK
ill allow your role change to historian 
you can travel between lands and secure a way of communication betwee both races
So how long till we see 'King of the Basement' as a role XD
I reckon being Elder Councilor eventually I will have a council with a meaning
More isnt expected from a diplomat during this time
Chuu will never be acknowledged
We need to establish a way inside
What if...and please no hate
yes i am a traveler not a concrete pourer ๐ซ i plan to transport clothing goods along with diplomatic messages
What if the Chapaa make Chuu sounds

a diplomatic traveling merchant
heresy.
lmao
Oh am I seeing deletions?
Oh you shoulda seen....9 hours ago
Give us an example of that message

was like every 2nd message i swear
Damn
it aint my messages its yalls messages wym
But still unsure if bot or self-awareness :P
YOU give me an example of that message
Eeck
we need her
Im playing Uno with her :P
To be fair though a diplomat does not carry their own messages, they carry their lord's
True true
As they say 'dont kill the messenger, kick them down a big hole'
Any communication thats been made with the diplomat that has not been brought to the attention of either me or the High Priestess or the council of the chapaas shall be counted as false and met with high treason
Alright yall seem like wholesome enough peeps. Who DOES want a VC server, ive made a Palia channel :P
I have to go kind of (I'll still type sometimes, but not as much)
Well, in my clans server XD
You know something we've missed talking upon that's relatively large is going to be how such a large guild/group with a monarchy-esque style came to exist in a world where we have no houses or anything of the sort
yet
We have basements
Oh yeah true
we need a Chapaa Carpenter..
I mean..technically thats how it all started
You're talking lore
Yes
with chapaa
we do not need anything
I am talking lore
The basements tho
Royalty was taken or appointed, we just took it :P so work that in :D
update: i have been unable to establish a relationship with the nonexistent chuu kingdom
We all got whispers from the Chapaa god
Your work is appreciated
My idea is that we wanted to spread the word of Chapaa to new lands so we left our previous homes behind to venture forth
We always knew the chuu's didnt have enough braincells to actually bond together
Makes sense given the few founding members there are
they are not as advanced as us yet
theyre still a rowdy bunch
Chuus truly show themselves as inferior in the entire Palia 
https://tenor.com/view/ed-fma-fmab-eating-gif-5305703 Us looking at chuus running around clueless :3
Someone named Yuum is claiming to be the Chapaa lord.
I think it's simply they were not given a person to build around
Heresy
Along with someone named Deathwing
Fake
What is this nonsense
We need to inquire with them
Burn the heretics
Impostors will not be allowed but they may join the guild
What is this information youre feeding us Diplomat
Do we truly have time to fight amongst ourselves?
Yknow...getting MAAAAD Warhammer vibes from us hahaha
I can verify these claims Xyzzy
These two have taken the name of Chapaa in vain for their own purposes
These two chapaas whove claimed to be something theyre not
Infighting is always better than in******
@hallow kayak, am i allowed to send the fleet to "Palia-chat" to investigate this?
all official titles that will appear on the list must first at least acknowledge the king
XD
Shall we question them?
Instead of causing a ruckus I advise that we get their attention in our domain
So they come
We must do battle at dawn
Ill allow your supervision over the roles aswell
No need if theyre true chapaas theyll come to us
we have nothing to lose
Just one of them
The false king arrives
The one that claims to be true Chapaa
This single chapaa
A Chuu spy?
Chapaa.
Might be a chuu spy
What CHUU mean! HA
I don't feel like Deathwing is a loyal chapaa.
Usurper Chapaa
State your arguments
Can another that has claimed to be the lord or king of Chapaa say such a thing about another Chapaa
True Chapaa.
we shall observe them thusly
We shall see a punishment fit for the deserters on the chapaa case
Who has claimed the title over the chapaas?
I have done more for the chapaa supremacy than all of you. I am here since day one. Never heard of someone called "Deathwing" upon this land.
It goes without saying but if the pair of you apologize for your transgressions against our guild you will be accepted if the king deems it so
I have little to no time for these fools
I sent them here as they may have been able to ask for forgiveness. They seemed to be unaware of the neighboring Chapaa ruled kingdom and were attempting to become lords...??
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
who even are you.
King Chapaa would you like me to oversee this issue
sweats in historian
First I suggest a question
There's so much going on
The only king I will serve is @copper flint
No thats quite alright High ??priest??..
All you (Deathwing) has brought is RUIN TO AZEROTH
the... chapaa lord.... i can see now forgiveness may not be possible
Yuum, Deathwing. How many followers do you control?
'Time does not dictate presence, only strength of will, and the might behind yonder walls'
At least 5
5 
That is not enough to stake a claim for the throne
They are very angry 5
Little chubs
Should be at least 7
we ave a scroll of members
This calls for an assassination attempt
We have followers who don't even know theyre followers. We're that unanimous.
Exactly
we must unite, comrades
WE HAVE AN ASSASSIN OF OUR OWN
Call Panna!
You have no church, you have no organization, you have no rule. Do not sling threats that cannot be acted upon
WHO DARES SUMMON ME... oh hey Yuum
Think I got around ten. Plus I have the convenience to tell some chuus as spys for me, as long as some neutral powers as Milky and Uncle Iroh.
@glad cloak
We shant fight amongst our own chapaa's
If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.
See we Chapaa are so intelligent we can go to war on our own, just like humans can
That is quite the formidable grouping, I will admit
Death to Chuu
Chieftain!
This is madness
However, you lack the organization that we have
Chuu's are our enemies
let us unite as one
Not these fools
we are stronger in numbers
They can reunite under the new cause
'for thousands of years i lay dormant, who dares disturb my slu:- Oh hi Goku'
You made me instantly think of TFS lol
But Xyzzy, Glyff is trying to take your place, He's AN IMPOSTER
No Chuu are juvenile Chapaa and follow the adults around like ducklings. When they do so it's called a chu chu train
lol
Do not assume we don't already know this
You were always a sith at heart
KKKKKKKKKKKK
STOP IT RIGHT THERE
WHAT
All you bring is chaos.
You serve no purpose on our cause deathwing
That was meant to go to Glyff hahaha
Yes but it's adorable so we should reinforce it whenever possible
I have 99 Woodcutting.
still worth a smile :D
Allow me to produce a possible solution
I've got 99 cooking and Fletching
i am maxed
kek
We dont embrace darkness. The chuu's are the darkness we've ascended from
A superior mindset
Damn. :P
Dark Age of Chu to the Era of Revolutionary Chapaa
How I ride into battle ^
Gandalf intensifies



is an combination
Yuum has shown to (reportedly) have several followers and is true to the meaning of Chapaa, if Uncle Iroh is a part of his following I believe them to be trusted. However, not acknowledging Xyzzy as the king is not allowed, so ponder this. Yuum and his grouping is allowed as underlings to Xyzzy so long as our rules are followed and they do not make light of the king
King Xyzzy. Is it okay if I subconsciously love Iroh no matter their side. ITS IROH COME ON
Uncle Iroh is a respectable being. I have had business with him before.
It is indeed Iroh
I reckon whichever was typed more messages should have Claim to the Throne
Since when is Xyzzy the king of chapaa?
I agree, which is why I believe them to be trusted
Council this surely doesn't seem fair
I drank Tea with uncle Iroh before
Since the beginning of the basement
DID YOU GET WISDOMS
Iroh has visited us on a few occasions as well
He has led me to the cause of the chapaas
Wait... are you Chapaa from outside the basements? @fallow mica
Listen guys im like, really cool I promise
Wait no
Ok hold all your dang horses. All of you
Deathwing.
Palia is a great and prosperous land. We, down here, rule the basement.
You, on the other hand, with Yum and glyff, rule the Main-lands. Where we do not travel and we do not seek power.
No king can rule all land, so we have two kinds for the different lands.
Yes????????
Irohs wisdom has made me liberate numerous chapaas
CAN WE AGREE
This is a serious post rn tho, am I allowed to post a server link in here for people to join and chat away?
no king can rule forever my son
never
they need to understand how to unite themselves under a greater cause
If we agree on the basis of the king being the one with more messages Xyzzy wins by a large margin against all other competitors
I find this ruling fair, as long as we do not impede our lands
Not sure
nope!
Selfpromotion is yeah
Hello cant sleep whats going on aksnjsks
No, but you can share it with your friends via DM instead
Green thing says
They can keep their own lands but they fight under our banner
We must build an army against the chuus
Glad I asked :D
come on
very thoughtful and good
All hail Xyzzy
@wintry badger You have yet to choose Chapaa or Chuu...
Our king eclipses all others in his devotion to the Chapaa and the Basement
E x p o s e d
Supreme Chapaa
He is the only one fit to be King
I am simply "Steve"
Hail Steve
you're a menace to society ๐

All others are false existences that have propped themselves up where our rule is weak
cries even more in Historian
This is horrible to try to transcribe
We must start asking the gods for more area for the chapaa and chus. mayube #chapaa and #chuu LOL
This is madness, Heresy even
I wouldnt want to hear the from a lowly Chuu.
I always name random things I find Steve.. be it a bug, a pen..steve
Chapaa. Or. Chuu.
The idea of a king to rule a land is very interesting tho
More lore
nah i eat chuus
More drawings
chuus ruling area seems to be bustling with people from all places. they're finding it hard to lay claim in #๐ฌโpalia-discussions
WOOOO
get out! this is chapaa land!
Yuum can you agree to fight under the same banner against one enemy?
I AM TRYING SO HARD WITH THIS YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE
This is why Chapaa sought shelter in the Basement
and claimed what was rightfully ours
This calls for a chapaa civil war
NOOO
nah i like eating things
I am not happy with this solution. But as long as I fight for the chapaa supremacy, I will agree.
no allegiance
WHY WOUL U WANT CIVIL WAR
This is gonna devolve into happy tree friends isnt it xD
No this is madness. You have gone mad
No Civil wars
Chapaas will never harm another chapaa, any that do so are not chapaa
MADNESS? THIS IS CHAPAA
Clearly this Deathwing is a puppet "king" for the chuus
The chapaa's will be the superior amongs them all
I will hecking cry
He should be dealt with accordingly
A spy for the Chuu here to cause dissonance
i will see this cause to be true and work towards together @fallow mica
He must have been attempting to cause strife between conversations with Xyzzy and Yuum
One of Us
I will unite the chuus against are common enemy, these imposter chapaas
:O trying to make off with our secrets and arts!
This Deathwing person is trying to spread hate
No civil war pls :(
Give him the title of "Towns Fool" and be done with this nonsense.
He's already destroyed Azeroth, now he wants to destory the basement
Those who follow under the Chapaa Guild, remember: we vow to protect Chapaa, within this, we must protect our own. Until they are proven to be Chapaa traitors, we will not practice hate
So we finally got together. My army will serve you well, my king.

We appreciate your servitude
But one day we shall master it :P
It's glad to have reached an agreement Yuum
Xyzzy, I advise you to appoint Yuum as Captain of the guard
Get rekt
and the divide between the mainlanders and the baselanders grew all deeper as the Chuu puppet king Deathwing declared to request a civil war between chapaas...
He has not proven his worth to be a lord yet but his willingness to defend chapaa is proof enough to be granted the title of Captain
Are you interested in being the captain of the Guards? @fallow mica
Where did the chieftain go?
Yes! Yuum! you have made a wise Choice
Though due to initial circumstances Yuum and his followers will not be considered founders
you know what
The chapaa will not fight among one another!
Agreed
I request you will work out the Details with Reginal
imma go play minecraft
We have bigger enemies... the carrot farmers
the fcking carrot farmers..
Chapaa are potato farmers only
start the beta chapaa empire there!
It was a thing before, but we no longer look on the Petty Vegetable Wars
LMAO
we do occasionally dabble in tomatoes
However I can serve you.
Since palia isnt out yet we just build our kindom in minecraft ๐ญ๐ญ /j
Yo fr tho I might jump on to Dragon Quest builders and build some sortt of Chapaa inspired village
nah your wars and empires are nothing compared to my pumpkin farm
@noble trail
Oooh got that automation goin?
it returns
Great idea, will you pay for a server that can have 100+ people? hahaha
I WAS JOKING DO U NOT SEE THE /J
I mean... I could upgrade the one I have? Whack in the extra parts needed
too late, shake that money pouch.
@hallow kayak we must unite, two banners, two kingdoms all under chapaa.
ksjsjsxjixkans
@noble trail Sir Regi, Youre appointed towards the offensive regime of our empire. You shall plan offensive maneuvers and train the army for battle.
Or we can use aternos </3 /j
This civil war was sure quick
You lost your value when you conspired against Chapaa earlier, your words hold no value
Most civil civil war ever
If Xyzzy sees you to hold worth however you may be accepted
and then 90% of the people can't join and after one day everything will be gone cause it just crashed :D
Deathwing it is?
Yes, sir
He hasnt impressed me the slightest
๐๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
Im actually keen on this idea tho
I see no use for him in our court besides for being a jester.
How much does a server cost anyways
Well I run mine off of a physical one, so nothing for me other than power and internet, but for 100 people ill need to juice it up a bit hahaha
depends on ram, where do you get it from, player maximum etc.
I wouldn't be an ideal host tbh, gigabit sure but im in NZ. Dat latency tho...
Ohhh
Wdym
KING XYZZY
I am pure chapaa, this imposter is pink while i am pure chapaa color
do we really only have 12 people?
I am
Unironically keeping post it notes for lore writing
Wouldnt know
as in 12 founders?
Ahahhahaha xD thats dedication right there
well 11 founders
I believe we have more but they haven't participated in the documentation
Diplomat wasnt proper founder
no we have Yuum and his followers aswell
we can almost have Knights of the Round Chapaa!
Yes but they are not founders in the true sense
Sir Yuum of the defence
Eat my butt, I was a reassigned court jester
'eat my butt' hahahahaha love it
Stop even trying to damage this alliance.
I mean you have to ask your husband 
King Xyzzy, should we allow Yuum and his followers access to our information?
You can count on me, your highness.
We're forming groups already?
bro I dont even have access to the information
I trust Yuums decision on the form
An offensive force? Exceptional
I'd like to propose a grace period, we wait before disclosing info
There will come a time where I will come out on top YOU'LL ALL SEE
@zealous ginkgo its currently only the chapaa group. chuu group does not exist
You are a diplomat, information that is not important to you will not be given due to concerns of providing aid to others
Your main goal is to focus on war Sir Regi
I see. I think.
HO CRAP I gotta get ready for Chiropractor! Bye all! Praise be Chapaa!
The chapaa be with you 
I am comfortable with that, @fallow mica Are you comfortable with a grace period to prove your value to the guild?
Converting people with slightly more persistently whilst approaching non hostile like
I see you have yet to choose Chapaa

I like to stay neutral
Chapaa be with you all <3
well we need to claim lands
oh ur doing a grace period i was like wow yuum got trusted quick
Chapaa be with you too brother
So, what is your goal?
The fight against chuu's needs to be won
@static hazel also sorry I realize the joke might've been rude 
deathwing meanwhile is putting a trget on his back
Your kingdom of lies will fall in time
Deathwing is a jester and we all know
To confirm that you spread only the good word of Chapaa and do not conspire against the king or his rule
@cursive fox go rule the chuus
I AM BUSY WRITING POST IT NOTEA HOLD ON
Oooo
Can we appoint the Jester role towards Deathwing?
aye
go make him rule the chuus
Thank you High Priestess 
that would be something
"jester of the chuus"
ahhahah deathwing actually leading an uprising of chuus against the chapaas
So you UwU or no UwU?
I am so happy
This is so much fun
no problem i always start cults 
Of course.
The only thing I've ever known was chapaa.
Chapaa is honor. Chapaa is trust. Chapaa is glory.
Chapaa is love. Chapaa is life. And so it'll be. I'll do everything to increase the chapaa supremacy and server king Xyzzy.
Valuable indeed
a Dutch Colonist trait i bet
why was I asked ab uwu
we have achieved alot today
We very much did make great leaps in terms of progress
Plenty to go but we've also come very far
@unreal knoll we reallt have hahaha
If anyone questions if I was actually write notes for make accurate history inlays
I agree
We cannot bring the Bless emojis tho
We need to establish talks to encourage other chapaas to join us
Yall are so addicting to talk to I forgot to have my coffee ๐๐๐
King Chapaa, who was in request and approval of a magicians ascension?
Do I smell a Chapaa crusade?
@hallow kayak uwu
Paanolf
Handwritten, like a true historian
are they present?
cats go streeeeetch, blob and leap
He has proclaimed the wizard status because of the short period.
@unreal knoll wise wise words
@left sable
We shall hold a ceremony for his ascension towards magician tomorrow at first dawn
I write a lot faster by hand than on my phone, so I have to write it down somehow
I concur, can Shark also take note of the date of the formation of this guild?
so cute =3=
reminder you have stupid ping in your history after you've finished with the notes
What are talking abt now
Which one? Most pings you give me are stupid
the one about butt
Ill be away for a couple of minutes. If any issue occurs that needs my supervision the discord dms are open Chapaas

May the chapaas be forever in your favour
and i apologized as i believe it was reall dumb
ah I will complete his blessing
Paanolf, Chapa Guild member, has, on this fair day, sworn allegiance to Chapaa, and only Chapaa, to protect Chapaa even more vigorously, and has understood that magic shalt not be used for personal gain or unnecessary violence.

And we surely have to celebrate the foundation of the alliance that ended the civil war period by eliminating the imposter Deathwing and clearing my mind up to the important things - the Chapaa supremacy.
We need some more chapaa based emotes on the server as well looking at it
Time to draw bless chapaa
Yes
wait should I remove the imposter from his jesting role
I think leaving a note that he is an impostor and that the role is to mock him will suffice
Ayyy
I asked my husband, he says it's fine to ask you to eat my butt, and that it's preferable to me screaming at the top of my lungs "suck my duck you absolute mouth breather" which is my go to insult
Food is food
Looks like some good pizza
I put chicken in this time


how often do you insult people :D
I made it from french bread, marinara sauce, Italian blend cheese, diced chicken and parmesan cheese.

Am hungy
Ask xyzzy, all the time
@static hazel well i came back to chat at a weird time ๐
if anyone sees a basement guild member who is not on the scroll, and the king, council, or I are not on, have them notify us (or notify us yourselves)
@unreal knoll yes sir!
don't forget to mention the one chapaa that wrote the history down when it was written!
Very true, if they need access to the information point them towards me as well as I can share it easily
Sir Yuum is entering my conversations with the chuu and instigating violence. I wish to not be accompanied by him when i am discussing with the chuus.
That is definitely of concern
Nom
Walmart cookin
Do you even have the PERMISSION to travel into this lands?
So Ive been instructed to bring this up by High Preistess. What art style would adorn our walls as Children of Chapaa
I don't think so.
if it looks good, it goes in the mouth.
Just to make it clear for everyone btw.
Vroom.
Captain, please, that is a diplomat, they are impartial. please do as they say
Ahahaha amazing
can we all agree that antleans are majestic though
reminder this was the first search in google for "nom meme"
Is it even arguable?
Deathwing keeps calling me a spymaster despite him not even being apart of the chuu kingdom
We do not know that. It could be a spy aswell. What does @dire ingot think about this?
Oooh will you become our Spider or Littlefinger???
ashlemia I apologize for our... uncivilized counterparts
Sir Yuum. I was there when they were appointed
Now to the topic at hand. Art style. :P
you will treat the High Priestess with respect
I am currently dealing with the situation, these Chuu fellows seem fairly simple and not worth the effort to enter discussions with
Ah I see our spymaster has already infiltrated your ranks
A king does not want to rule over barbarians, but it is also not necessary to crush all bugs that fall beneath the foot
Fine work
I do. But we still can't trust someone who spent so much time with chuus.
"Does an ant have any quarrel with a boot"
yuum do you know who dyingflybot is talking ab
about the diplomat. besides, who allowed you to enter this lands again @cursive fox ?!
as for art can I reccomend something similar to this portion of the harlem renaissance
I would like you to become aware that I have elected an intern to help with my travels. He also kind of acts like a bodyguard cause ya kno @supple compass
I need this job desperately
good day
Good sleep!
Get out, chuu.
Nights
May Chapaa be with you
I know I'm not making money yet but I'm fresh out of diplomatic college
Ha diplomatic intern needing a job. I like that
i took pity on him
It is my job to defend this lands and you're about to cross the border of no return, chuu.

I claim no allegiance to either side
Ive returned
Hes not a chuu
My taxi driver is lost...
Welcome back king
the infiltration continues
My king!
Speak
o h n o
What seems to be the issue
Sir Yuum continues to patronize anyone beneath him.
I'll write that down in my journal
You brought a chuu with you on diplomatic affairs?
hes not a CHUU idk where anyone got that from

I promise sir, it was simply an accounting error
hes my diplomatic intern
Zarius has spoken on behalf of this style of art for our people, and I second
I cant see it in his roles either
hes kind rusty
We are of an ancient breed
I do not. I just mentioned that the diplomacy speakers can't be trusted. The first diplomat, ashlemia, is called as spy by the chuus. Her assistant once was a loyal chuu member.
The flag is too modern for this haha
this is our original art, modern is up to each creator
Hm
this was the art of our ancestors, the first magicians
Sir Yuum i hope you are aware that the gods no longer allow you to choose the chapaa AND chuu role, so he randomly chose one before being appointed as a diplomatic intern, as he chooses to support but not lay oath to both.
It was a role of the dice, and they rolled what they did.
why would i ever do such filthy thing and choose the chuu role?
roll*
I have enlisted a third party mercenary company to destroy you heretic chapaas, your fall is now destined
becuase my boyfriend diplomatic intern doesn't know what hes doing

this truly is a mess
We dont take trespassers lightly
this started as a simple half joke.... there is no joke left we are all serious ab this now
Forgive me for not inquiring with your first King but I have secured you a squire
Sir Yuum this diplomat has access to our borders on special agreement
Oh so very serious
Their name is @torpid escarp
do they pledge to Chapaa?
We are going to make this a thing and we will secure a spot in the pre-alpha for all the followers
Of course
As you wish, your highness.
Priestess Brooke will see the initiation through
Tell me how to make the pledge and it shall be done.
Every chapaa who wishes to follow the cause is welcome
Being the squire you will need access to our documents, once the High Priestess clears you send me a DM so you can view what we've collected thus far
Welcome, warlord, the the Basement Guild. All you must do is read the history of magic I carefully detailed in a single paragraph and come see me again, I'll send it to you
Not going to lie i just like shoving work towards others
As a king should
is that not why you are the lord
I believe I had missed the conversation but have we decided on a course of action for ensuring all of the Chapaa guild is given access to the Pre-Alpha
I feel like that's really rude and stressful for the devs ๐ฆ
Theyre the Devs
To a degree it is, which is why I want to pursue it in the most respectful way possible
Theyre not mere mortals
ah yes
We fight amongst the chapaas and chuus
devs is short for d(e)vines
While they hold the power to true divinity
Yes exactly
@supple compass the devines write that down
I have sent warlords our magical history, once he reports back, we shall have an official welcoming pledge
I dropped my journal in a puddle and it got all wet, but okay
It's actually pretty cool
I am lost. I'll go and.. defend something! For chapaa supremacy! For the king!
lost? what happened
it's still just the simple magic summary, I can write more, just probably not today
Thats quite alright youve done enough for today
I feel appreciated
Of course you would be, you're very important to our cause
Worry not for everyone who serves a purpose is appreciated
okay so apparently the chuu discord wants nothing to do with me or my intern so i just lost my job tehcnically
They serve well and do that with pride
What have you done
At the very least you can relay any message we have to them for the time being
A diplomat without the power to contact the chuu's isnt a diplomat at all
The Chuus are the aggressor of the conflict, the diplomat has done nothing wrong
kinda sad tbh
i tried send u a message but i cant ๐ฆ
These barbarians
oh i have my dms turned off hold on LMAO
Ah, I have faith in this man due to the imagery he comes with
youve come to our lands?
So I was at the borders of our lands and heard some.. very interesting stories about the rest of the world. As it seems, the chuus are a bunch of idiots and therefore say they don't need any diplomacy. So I would like to mention to convince and welcome the diplomat in our lands. I don't see any risk or danger there.

down the road
You can tell that he means no harm and is willing to discuss with us
EVERYBODY ATTENTION PLEASE
WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL WELCOMING PLEDGE
The diplomat is already welcomed in our lands for she has not shown aggression towards our people or cause. The chuu's are savaged and beasts waiting for ascension
Very well lets hear it
alright @torpid escarp are you prepared to pledge
Oh yea the historian
Right whatd i miss ๐
I am ready.
okay, Warlord, do you pledge to worship and protect Chapaa, and only Chapaa?
I pledge, before all present, to worship and protect Chapaa and only Chapaa.
do you understand that we are a community, and we will respect all Chapaa, whether in our guild or otherwise?
I understand.
then, warlord, I welcome you to our basement family
Can we please appreciate my history writing too ;w; the magic is beautifully written but I would also like praise (assuming anyone cared to read it)
I am not a fast writer, this is very hard to keep up with :smiling_face_with_tear:
I put a Discord server in the Google Docs
It is an honor. Thank you
The chuus are not participating in kingdom hood, so currently the intern and i have no work LOL
I do not mean to bring alarm to the rest of the Chapaa but the Chuu are becoming severely aggressive in their propaganda
Heretics. Also welcome to the fambam Warlord
You are a very important part of the kingdom.
I appreciate your work.
EVERYBODY CELEBRATE TODAYS NEW MEMBERS, @glad cloak @fallow mica AND @torpid escarp
Let me know if you need something.
ALL HAIL CHAPAA
CHAPAAAA!
Do you even have access to our holy scriptures? (The Google docs)
well, no.
Like was there not a checks notes
HAIL!
LOL Kekw
Something period
Yknow im not even sure what an Arbiter does ๐
I have to go for a while, but I will be back. May Chapaa be with all of you
@dark heart I provide you with shelter and food for you and your intern.
You bring things
May chapaa be with you Priestess Brooke 
I have been busy discussing with the Chuus but @torpid escarp please send me a DM and you will be given access to our information, the same goes for @dark heart
Hi dad! We're roleplaying!
I noticed!
@dark heart and @supple compass I will still keep an eye on you to ensure the safety of our lands. Besides that, I welcome you to our lands. Please do not feel pressured by the guard and if you need something, let me know about it.
Thanks Priestess Brooke!!!!
justice
I wrote a bunch of history, but only the person who can't even see the docs care, so do you wanna read it instead?
I have pie currently?
All I want is to pay rent
the spymaster has finally been accepted as a chapaa. The plan continues
If I catch an imposter, you have to decide what happens to them.
GET OUT ALREADY
IVE READ THEM
hold up
@static hazel I will read your beautiful history when I get back!
@static hazel sure
@spiral sinew you bring the chapaa pie? ๐ค
I am curious about the plague xD
I'm also still cleaning up so I'll get to it in a little bit.
No tis sweet potato pie :3
It was initially us against the devs lol we don't know what to do with you people 
we wish you success
Corona
I want to read about our history to be strengthens for the future! @static hazel
Ive been faced with a traitor to the cause
writing down chapaa pie in my journal, this sounds interesting to say the least
;w; thank you
its actually quite interesting damn youve done some good work
I read it all to my husband, who hates me for putting in "the space time continuum"
awhat
Hehehe
how can you hate such part
its okay have fun doing that
Advisor Brandon
My king, your prescience is needed in Palia-chat to dispel any doubts about a war breaking out
Please notify everyone that deathwing is in fact a Chuu.
You have forsaken me! I am the truest chapaa who has become the best Chuu!
Ill set foot upon that cursed lands
Its nice of ya deathwing to seperate the pizzas.
Deathwing isn't confirmed to be Chuu, but sows doubt and strife amongst everyone
Some people may not like pineapple on pizza (i do)
He is not to be trusted in my opinion
Also Yuum, Warlord, and Ashlemia, please list your titles and information in the documents when you get the chance
It's important to keep records of ourselves and our history
can me and my intern just be chapaa diplomats that would talk with chuus diplomats instead of being inbetween

Good idea spymaster, well done
deathwing i hate u, respectfully
I believe for that to be a possible option, it is something that can be discussed upon the King's return, or if the High Priestess is still with us she can allow it as well
To all my real Chapaa's there is a Discord link in the google docs
perfect spymaster pretend you hate me it will be a the better
Considering the lack of diplomacy from the Chuu end I would have nothing against merchants
Shall be in when im home in about 10 mins. Prepare to hear the sultry kiwi
They can still spread whispers and bring information from their travels
what is like the clothing makers in royalty called
slowly walking across the land, doing simple border controls and remembering an old lullaby. slowly turning the memories into a silent humming
little chapaas sleeping tight...
tailor's
tailors or mechants
Hahaha dammit. Chandler needs a tailor.
Businessperson?
Entrepenaur
Merchant would be the most apt title I would think
Yeah however tf you spell it ๐

Bazinga dispenser.
@supple compass u are now the merchant intern
Omg gurenge just came up on my playlisttttt
Lisa is an amazing artist
Actually dont know how xD this is my divide music list... oh well โค
someone in here who knows a image tool and can compress me an image in filesize without too much quality loss?
She so is. Her rapping in Fmab was suberb
Someone will know when you join Chapaa
Chapaa is the original right?
Chapaa is the only one
There's not many tools that will reduce a filesize without much compression
I'd simply look online for image compression tools
Chapaa is one. Chapaa is all.
@static hazel add me on Discord so i can PM you
"what even is the Chuu vs chapaa"
"Why are people arguing"
"Help"
We have another faction rising up
@normal crescent sure
Aiight im almost home so ill say hello in the aformentioned VC!
The chupaa faction
yeah but you can choose what to compress etc. maybe after add a bit more contrast etc to in general just make it look a bit better
Chuus have cake
The Chupaa is not of concern in my opinion
They don't have the traction among the division between Chuu and Chapaa and their objective too lofty to not warrant an alliance to wipe them off the Earth should they attempt anything brash
So what is Adonis his title?
i know the chupaa very well. they could become a very serious condition. we have to destroy them before they can gain any more member
Goood
My time has come so I must take my leave, I can respond to any queries or concerns but will not be a part of any more discussions for this day. May Chapaa be with you all
May the chapaa be with you at all times 
merchant intern get paid?
I see youve swapped your role
whiCH role
the chuu aren't doing kingdom hood so we were gonna get bored
but as merchants we can theoretically still make trades across kingdoms unpolitically :^)
Ashlemia! Adonis! I welcome you and I am glad you are about to forget the chuus!
chuu who? amiright?
We the chuupa believe in a free market
Your trade-ware are always welcome in the land of the prosperous chapaas
anyway, please purchase some of our goods, we sell engraved spoons and enamel pins!
i watch that video annually to regulate my mental health
I can put you and a loved ones name on a spoon, binding you for eternity
to a spoon
get out. this is not your home anymore.
wedding rings but its spoons
I walk wherever i wish, as the bridge between the chuus and the chapaa
I am also gonna sleep uwu if anything of historical importance for chapaa empire comes up, do @me
hi
Yes ill shall try to keep up with the notable events xd
@static hazel my fella historian, is english your mother language?
We wish to unite the two factions to one
Roleplay aside, thank you for a very interesting history part. Would you like to see it?
Of course
No, I'm swedish, live in norway
damn. the history is very well written.

we are proud of our curators
Ive saved a separate copy of the holy script on my computer
goodeth night! Chapaa protecc
Chapaa!~ <3
Sometimes attack is the best defense. I'm getting crazy thinking about the poor citizens that have to live with the chupaa.
The chupaa isnt the main problem of our cause
We first need to secure the lost chapaas that are wandering our
then we can be offensive towards throwing propaganda
You will see. You'll all see.
What.... im so lost
We need some recruiter!
Some rescuer.
Don't be theres a place for everyone on the council of chapaa 
All these cults and I'm still not sure which to join
I feel like I waltzed into a revolution neighbourhood
You kinda did?
I see another Chapaa has found his way to us
Welcome, my friend
When did you guys take over off topic ๐ญ๐ญ
ANOTHER OCE PERSON WOOOO
No idea
since day 1 but it wasn't like this
Its always been chapaa.
It wasn't like this two hours ago
Lol I was here on day 1
The kids are having fun. This has been really interesting to quickly pop in and just lurk and see all the chaos that was ensuing.
I was here on day 1
I was one of the first ones in this channel lmao just wondering when it became a roleplay channel is all ๐
same
So was I.
Always has been
The Chapaa elected for form on this day after much deliberation and camaraderie
Chapaa has always been at heart but we did not call ourselves such until it was decided upon
all I know is I go sleep and wake up to see chaos
That's understandable, it did get a bit chaotic
This VC is good fun :3 Piro get in here :P
Okay I mean looks like you guys are having fun but kind of intimidating to use off topic chat like this
Yea sucks that you use palia-chat the same way
Aslong as theres no real channel for this to do it in theres no solution to your problem
We still allow anyone to come in and discuss off topic stuff because of the nature of the channel, but I can understand that it's intimidating
Lol ok not trying to start anything, we have a separate discord but I don't think any of us are that serious about chapaa vs chu. Just out here having a good time
it still holds true to the name of the channel



