💬│palia-discussions

[surreal crest]

wanna get Palied Gambit?

[carmine relic]

No idea what that is but no thanks

[surreal crest]

no idea either but thought you gonna agree and then we can work something out

[carmine relic]

Also if you've seen a 52nd wizard, lemme know

[surreal crest]

why

[wind ibex]

Because there is a reason we no longer see the 48th, 49th, and 50th Wizards...

[remote latch]

Ah the wizard has regenerated again

[wind ibex]

Wait, the Wizard is a Timelord? I thought they were just labeled according to their rank...

And I thought Timelords only could regenerate 12 times. The Doctor is special due to reasons I don't want to spoil.

[short thorn]

What are you guys talking about

[wind ibex]

Gambit...

[short thorn]

Ah, haven't played Destiny 2 in a while

[surreal crest]

oh no, we are talking about @carmine relic this Gambit

[short thorn]

Oh what did he do?

[fallen summit]

What are these wizard rankings?

[surreal crest]

wizardry

[surreal crest]

no idea, some deep Gambit lore

[fallen summit]

Oh okok

[short thorn]

Wizardry? That's illegal in 7 counties

[wind ibex]

According to Xrystal, he regenerated.

[short thorn]

Necromancy even more so

[carmine relic]

I have no idea what the Gambit lore is anymore

Are the other wizards dead, missing, around, or just non-existent? Who knows!

[fiery shore]

Yes, all of the above, all at once.

[carmine relic]

Someone better send a few teams to stop them, then

[wind ibex]

According to Xrystal, all the Wizards are the same Wizard.

[merry crater]

Wanted to say hi everyone
Our most productive team member at work is gone this week so things are a bit busy, and I’m adjusting to a new phone so my visits here are gonna be a bit sporadic for a while.

[fiery shore]

It’s kind of a Schrödinger’s wizard situation at this point…

[carmine relic]

Changed my name to reflect my status properly

[surreal crest]

I'm tired and for whatever reason I thought I have a day off tomorrow

[neon tundra]

I'll be honest for a moment! I've been around here and really into Palia, just a little, worried at this point? No one talks about the beta testing and I really want this game to be a bread winner.. Am I alone in this?

[surreal crest]

yeah, I'm trying not to think about it too much tbh. Pre-alpha was a little bit more than month ago so now we gotta wait

SANTA HAT IS NOT WINNING.

[tranquil cosmos]

Can we balance it this time lmaooo

[hybrid star]

There's prolly a NDA so people can't really talk about it.

[bright forge]

Go Santa hat! Go Santa hat!

[short thorn]

Let's get 2️⃣ guys

[left pebble]

SMASH THAT 2 BABYYYYY

[summer obsidian]

villager vote! Either Santa Hat or balance, come on guys!!

[cunning sierra]

another week another round of not seeing santa hat 😔

[short thorn]

you've seen me in this discord for a long time, trust in me. 2️⃣ is true

[worthy rose]

2 with a 50% lead already 🤣

[surreal crest]

2 is the way

[tranquil cosmos]

🧂

[surreal crest]

praise the 8 btw

[short thorn]

2️⃣ is love. 2️⃣ is life

[mint frost]

hi

[short thorn]

hi hi o/

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!

[tranquil cosmos]

The 8 only blesses those who vote 1

[wind ibex]

1️⃣ Cook 2️⃣ Mayor. Balance is needed.

[worthy rose]

what if 2 is 14 chapaas in a trench coat

[surreal crest]

even better!

[worthy rose]

actually, that's an amazing idea

[wind ibex]

That wouldn't stop 2️⃣ from being the Mayor...

[short thorn]

Mathematically, not really but from my own mathematic theory, if you choose two, it'll balance out with 1 being the origin number, since if you choose one, having a two in the universe will spell out only unmitigated disaster with two anomalies instead of one balanced pure number

[neon tundra]

Yeah, maybe.

[short thorn]

So choose 2️⃣ , to bring 1 back to 1

[merry crater]

Maybe is a sign you need the day off?

[thick nymph]

Is there any new/real news on the game or future testing phases?

[surreal crest]

nah, my kids will burn the office
they need their dad

[merry crater]

[bright forge]

Nope

[true atlas]

I feel so bad for the villager who keeps losing the vote 😂

[surreal crest]

this is what you get for wearing santa hat when it's not Christmass

[merry crater]

My phone has decided it’s too good for photos. Who is what number in the vote?

[wind ibex]

That is a braid, not a hat...

[surreal crest]

1 is santa hat, 2 is big figure, probably mayor?

[merry crater]

Thank you~

[surreal crest]

np

[wind ibex]

1️⃣ is Cook (Braid Boy), 2️⃣ is Mayor (Fat Man).

Balance is needed.

[trail cypress]

LET SANTA BRAID OUT!!!

FREE THEM!!

[surreal crest]

NEVER

[wind ibex]

Chair doesn't want Braid boy to win because mimics hate the taste of hair.

[surreal crest]

what

I didn't know that

[short thorn]

We live in a society

[surreal crest]

Odd-Ball is gonna live inside mimic if he keeps calling me one

[wicked lily]

On the first day of waitmas, palia gave to me.
The shadow of villager #1 who will never be picked

[keen latch]

1 or I riot

he deserves love

[deft sonnet]

lets give 1 a chance boys

he is there long enough

[wind ibex]

Chair is lucky he doesn't have Ankles for Smigiels to target.

[keen latch]

^^^^

[worthy rose]

1 shall suffer

[surreal crest]

either way they would be made out of wood

[keen latch]

🔨

[wind ibex]

Wood breaks, even Mystical Wood.

[surreal crest]

fight me

[keen latch]

✊

[surreal crest]

🧙 ✨

[paper mulch]

time goes and goes and goes and goes and goes and still 0 word about any possible release date 🤦‍♂️

[warm plover]

poor 1...

[paper mulch]

yep

[soft bay]

Patience.

[marble hedge]

Announce release date, can't make release date, bad reputation.

[worthy rose]

it's been 2 months on a timeline of < 3 years

[marble hedge]

49 days....

[carmine relic]

Less than 3 years

[soft bay]

It will happen when it happens and it'll be worth the wait.

[carmine relic]

What if we bring Wippit to a Palia-like game and pretend it's Palia?

[worthy rose]

it's all a blur

[marble hedge]

Ok Wippit... this game is just like Palia. First thing: learn how to snipe...

[warm plover]

I FORGOT TO LOGIN TO GENSHIN TODAY

[soft bay]

Get on it!

[warm plover]

AAAA im gonna run to do my dailies as fast as humanly possible

[carmine relic]

Alright lads, first thing first, find a Palia substitute and get Wippit in it!

[warm plover]

see wippit, this game is just like palia! if you run over the zombies, they die really fast, see?

[lethal magnet]

Let the FELLA in #1 win

[marble hedge]

Ok, I can't art, so I'm making a request: Can someone do a Badruu and Delaila version of American Gothic?

[lethal magnet]

It’s time to let him out of the vertex black cage so we can see him

[summer lark]

RALLY FOLKS RALLY GET THAT SANTA HAT BOY OUT IN THE OPEN

[warm plover]

justice for santa hat

[warm plover]

maybe someone in #🎨│old-palia-fan-art will take it up?

[nova raven]

Come ooooooon Santa hat!

[carmine relic]

Santa hat vote, c'mon guys

[floral wedge]

Justice for Santa Hat!

[fallen summit]

It's not looking good for santa hat so far

[nova raven]

Show that holiday cheer everyone!

[worthy rose]

santa hat committed war crimes don't vote for him

[carmine relic]

Santa hat gonna be the new Ashura

[marble hedge]

Look, I don't want to see a glorified Elf on a Shelf, and if I need to vote for Kingpin, I will.

[tiny apex]

at this point, 'the one who defies' better have one amazing background and story arc lol

[bright forge]

But even his own wife don't like him!

[remote latch]

As you can see by this, they gave us a time frame within the first few days after announcement. [S6] WhoaNonstop [8 ♓⬧ 49] — 06/05/2021 While I can't give any specific dates, I can assure you that we are much closer than 3 years from launch. It's too early for them to be more precise than that at the moment. Maybe when they start Beta testing there will be a better time frame available from them.

[somber crag]

Also, like... I'd rather they take their time with announcing a release date. They had a lot of feedback during the pre-alpha phase, and there's lots more to come. Release dates are fickle, 'cause a lot of companies give them and end up pushing it back... so. I DON'T REALLY CARE. They're been super forthcoming with most things, and they're active in the community. Das all that matters to me.

[bright forge]

[remote latch]

rofl Gambit

[carmine relic]

I can't wait for Kerbal Space Program 2 to come out! It came out in 2020! No wait, 2021... uhhhh nevermind, 2022

[somber crag]

Exactly, looool. I don't really mind push backs either, 'cause I don't want devs feeling stressed as hell to push out a game they aren't happy with, but y'know.

[regal swallow]

In the end we will all eventually enjoy and share Palia together

[wind ibex]

I miss the days when it was the industry standard to not release games until they were ready...oh, wait. Lets be glad that is what S6 is doing.

[worthy rose]

for real. Rushing to announce the release date or all of the gameplay systems or anything is super bad for gaming in general

[carmine relic]

Shhhh. Here, have a reskin of the last year's game for another 60 bucks

[short thorn]

We're now releasing WoW classic fresh

[marble hedge]

More like WoW classic please-resub

[short thorn]

"I showed you my classic fresh plz resub"

[abstract rover]

i'll show you my fresh classic if you know what i mean ;)

[bright forge]

#🎮│other-games

[short thorn]

I'm all in favor of getting the game right the first time around lol. Just patching and trying to fix something after releasing feels bad, especially if it's not getting any better. So if you need to push a game back to make it better, then i highly encourage it

Shh I was getting to that point

So I'm happy to wait on Palia if they need the time. Just means it'll be more polished when it comes

[grand loom]

K

[short thorn]

L

[bright forge]

How many characters do you think left to be released in #📮│public-polls?

[surreal crest]

all of em

[bright forge]

[remote latch]

hard to say .. but .. the following are who we have been told about and not seen: cook, mayor, librarian, blacksmith/armourer, omiata family and then we have the potential of Narjuma's parent(s) being a teenager and not a young adult.

[bright forge]

so without counting cook and mayor at least 4 characters left

[remote latch]

yep, but doesn't stop them from adding more that we haven't had a hint of yet, or that the next reveals don't give a hint for

[bright forge]

Imagine #📮│public-polls carry on until full release. This week in villager vote number 145...

[remote latch]

yeah .. there are bound to be more villages and more villagers .. the omiata family I suspect are in another village/town somewhere with Jel working in the village as the local tailor. Hassian's mother is the armourer but could also be the blacksmith. so technically 2 new people ( librarian and armourer/blacksmith ) unless they add the omiata family or some other family members that haven't been mentioned but may exist such as Jina's family

[warm plover]

its 4 am should i go to sleep
yes

no

[celest maple]

if you're tired

[fallen summit]

That would be a yes from me, but you do you

[celest maple]

im opening a can of monster as we speak

[worthy rose]

chug it

[carmine relic]

Sleep!

[short thorn]

Nah

[surreal crest]

cat goes sleep

[remote latch]

🐱 👉 🛏️

[fallen summit]

Cats usually sleep from 12-16 hours a day o.o

[carmine relic]

Except Rin. He's just permanently awake

[fallen summit]

And here's me, who can't function if I don't get at least 5 hours of sleep -_-

[wind ibex]

Rin sleeps, he just sleeps from 4am to noon his time.

[fallen summit]

Noice. Sadly as a student I don't have the luxury to postopne my waking up time XD

[zinc scarab]

Hello Palians!!!

How are all my favorite people on the internet today?

[fallen summit]

Hello and nice to meet you :)

I'm doing great, wbu?

[void imp]

two might be the mayor 👀 still went with 1

[wintry wasp]

The only correct choice is 1️⃣

[wind ibex]

Balance is needed

[surreal crest]

NOMI!
HAI NOMI!!!

[void imp]

HAI!!

[hoary parcel]

every one avoiding option 1 again?

[void imp]

1 isn't that far behind

theres still hope

[carmine relic]

We need to save santa hat man

[surreal crest]

Satan hat is no more

[worthy rose]

1 shall be crushed beneath my feet

[zinc scarab]

are you only Nish on Tuesdays

[worthy rose]

for today yes

[zinc scarab]

So what are you today

[worthy rose]

chapaa

[zinc scarab]

wait Nish isn’t a chapaa?

[carmine relic]

No, they're a chu

[zinc scarab]

ohhh

[short thorn]

Chuupa

that kind of sounds cute ngl. I dig it.

Or Chapuu

[stable chasm]

I always call them chappachus! I think it's fun to say, and it incorporates both names

[void imp]

exeggutor is a good'un

[surreal crest]

hai nomi . 3 .

[surreal crest]

chair is going to sleep, good night everybody!

[abstract rover]

nini chair

[regal swallow]

Everytime people vote for 2, you are following the collective fallacy, no one can blame your human brains

[bleak sinew]

when does the game release?

[hallow girder]

Less than 3y

[scarlet scroll]

there is still a pre-alpha running no?

[brave thorn]

There have been no annoucements that says otherwise, but they are not taking any more sign-ups

[scarlet scroll]

is there a role for pre-alpha testers

[brave thorn]

Pre-Alpha testers role is to play a very early version of the game and give feedback on it. Learn more in the #❔│game-faqs

[scarlet scroll]

sign-up is still open tho

maybe they just trash them 😄

[brave thorn]

They have changed the palia.com website to offer sign ups for "future test sessions" (though the survey that comes with it is practically the same).

[scarlet scroll]

yeah you can still sign up via Email and via the google form

[celest maple]

i hope there'll be an open alpha/beta soon

[bleak sinew]

yeah fr i rlly wanna play haha

[mellow verge]

I call on my fellow Palians to vote #1 XD cmon guys f'real

yall doin dirty like you did with Ashura

[glad steeple]

im screaming, why is nobody voting for that one guy

its sad but hilarious lmaooo

[marble hedge]

Who cares about an elf on the shelf...

[short thorn]

Bc it's a sin to celebrate Christmas in August

[celest maple]

i voted for 1

[warped summit]

[worthy rose]

I voted 2

[short thorn]

2️⃣ here

[scarlet scroll]

2

[wicked lily]

2^^

[tranquil cosmos]

You guys are killin me, I need 1 revealeedddd

At least make it a tie again

[short thorn]

❓

[worthy rose]

Suffer

[tranquil cosmos]

I AM

[worthy rose]

2 is the chosen one

[tranquil cosmos]

I'll never vote for you

[worthy rose]

The nish reveal was gonna be so good though

[tranquil cosmos]

[marble hedge]

Hello my name is Wippit and I'm a non-alpha spouse. It has been 49 days since pre-alpha took my wife. 7 weeks. You know... I'm just gonna go take a nap.

[wise anvil]

Has any of the ost been revealed yet? :D

[silent cairn]

nooooooo

but fair

[silent cairn]

If there really is a different form now, is it known whether you should fill that out despite already filling out the previous ones?

[brave thorn]

I am not certain. I think if you originally signed up for pre-alpha, you are still in the overall database for them, but that is pure speculation on my part.

[silent cairn]

[brave thorn]

You mean original soundtrack? Only the music heard is found in the official trailer and that is it.

[silent cairn]

Are you sure that's not the same form? I'm on phone so it's a bit hard to check through archive, but it looks identical to what I remember

Is the last question different or something

[brave thorn]

I think it is the same form, but I too am not certain.

[wise anvil]

Aww shame. Thanks! Dying to hear the ost from this game!

[silent cairn]

This sounds like a problem that the future me can solve after waking up.

[brave thorn]

The only thing for-sure different is the website itself saying "sign up for future testing"

[scarlet scroll]

It is the same form + same login Process I checked it out.

They prob. just cut off the List at some point and all new signups are going to some kind of "trash"

[wise anvil]

Also, team 1 getting absolutely destroyed

[silent cairn]

noice

[silent cairn]

Well, you might not be wrong, but I doubt that they're cutting it off instantly.

If I were them, I'd leave it piling up and if I wanted to, I could just filter out submissions afterwards.

though based on last wave, they're most likely just gonna stick to doing fully rng send outs, so who the heck knows.

[opal shale]

bro number 1 has been waiting since july lol

[foggy prawn]

praying to rnjesus then

[somber moon]

Devs please, you can see clearly the majority of people are not interested in the elf/clown looking guy. Please stop forcing us to vote for it. We don't want to see that character, our intention was clear thru all the recent 3-4 votes. But if you so much want to reveal him, just go ahead and show, we don't want to have to vote for it anymore. Don't force us to make our choice, it was a vote afterall.

[ocean stone]

I and others want choice 1 to be an option and to win so. 🤷

Let the people vote!

[tranquil cosmos]

Wow speak for yourself. I stan santa hat

[worthy rose]

Ok so thats cinna and otter input. Can we get someone who matters now

[tranquil cosmos]

[ocean stone]

[worthy rose]

[true atlas]

Eventually they'll run out of other characters so tis only a matter of time till he is revealed lol

[worthy rose]

What if they keep on infinitely adding characters

[reef bay]

SANTA HAT POGGERS CHRISTMAS POGCHAMP 2ND BEST HOLIDAY

[ocean stone]

Another breakfast fren!!!

[tranquil cosmos]

mitch

[reef bay]

the hidden hand is plotting to prevent santa from being revealed until christmas day

[ocean stone]

[tranquil cosmos]

That's 117 days away, noooo

[ocean stone]

The Hidden Hand? Now that's a book I've read

I don't think Capitola the Madcap exists in Palia tho

Who knows maybe they're the figure behind #1

[reef bay]

its a book? i just thought it sounded like an ominous name for a hypothetical secret organization that definitely isnt real

[ocean stone]

definitely isnt real

[true atlas]

That is a possibility. Lol.

[ocean stone]

Nish over here giving the devs ideas

[carmine relic]

I'm back for a brief moment, why is santa-hat losing

[zinc scarab]

The only person that matters here is me

[deep frigate]

they don't have christmas spirit. on the naughty list.

[carmine relic]

Laaaaaame

[reef bay]

naughty list up to 2069 naughties...

[wicked lily]

Strange, reads 1478 naughties for me

[queen nova]

evenin folks

[short thorn]

We're all matter

[wispy meadow]

Good timezone people

[queen nova]

@wispy meadowdarn it your username reminded me to ask if there's some kind of fairy forest thing possible

in the game i mean*

[wispy meadow]

I hope they do

[queen nova]

i'm a big fan of enchanted forests and glades and fairy forests and etc

[abstract rover]

dolphins

[wispy meadow]

Same!!!
I love everything fairy/fantasy/enchanted

[queen nova]

Been keeping my eyes peeled for other MMOs that are upcoming

not really a fan of PvP. mostly PvE

[wispy meadow]

I miss MMOs, most of them I can't play cause dorm wifi is pretty bad

[midnight oak]

Free pom-pom hat! Free pom-pom hat! Fluffhatsarebesthats

[queen nova]

my wife and I tried Tera but man everything suddenly becomes full open PvP area after like level 35. Was happily picking shrooms for cooking and bam...ambused by like 3 people

[wispy meadow]

Yikes

I would prefer if it was possible to set pvp options like, "I don't want to engage in pvp pls"

[abstract rover]

MMOs are so cookie-cutter these days. every game is the same just with some different combat and characters

that's why palia excites me so much. but i'm bored as hell atm waiting for it lol

[peak jetty]

MMOs are so cookie-cutter these days. every game is the same just with some different combat and characters

that's why Club Penguin excites me so much. but i'm bored as hell atm waiting for it lol

[wispy meadow]

You do know the guy who made club penguin is working on a new one right?

[peak jetty]

wow i just googled it... what an unfortunate website naming choice

[queen nova]

exactly!

[queen nova]

ain't that the truth. i really want a high high fantasy true MMORPG that focuses more on the worldbuilding, quests, story, NPCs, and what you do as a player

rather than 'here, gather there 400 ore samples, upgrade weapon, and off you to go PvP land'

[peak jetty]

Einar is going to give you a fetch quest to gather 400 pebbles

[abstract rover]

i literally just want an MMO that isn't all about combat and quests and leveling. that gets so old so fast fo rme

[queen nova]

exactly. i heard black desert has a lot of PvE and more focus on other things but i haven't tried much of it. wife played it and enjoyed it

[abstract rover]

i tried black desert as well. WAY too much talking and "story"

very little actual gameplay

[wispy meadow]

I have it but I haven't actually played it yet

[queen nova]

TESO is also decent but likely because im a TES fan

[worthy rose]

I found black desert combat super fun and of course it's basically the best looking MMO out there, and I put like 200 hours in the game... but I have no desire to play it more. Idk, there's just no hook in it

[peak jetty]

I enjoyed BDOs crafting the most, set up entire production chains just to craft jukeboxes and necklaces

[queen nova]

that's kind of what i though about BD. i'm hoping with Palia its just high fantasy, relaxing PvE and simulation

[peak jetty]

The p2w got to be a little much though

[wispy meadow]

I've been playing GW2 lately but I'm still a noob so I can't say if it's that good yet.

Wanted to play FFXIV but I keep getting error codes ;-;

[queen nova]

i enjoyed GW2 for a bit but it got too repetitive. basically just zergs and then do world bosses and then repeat

there's a lack of content and the "RPG" element

all they did when i got back into it was upgrade the bosses...which initially made it impossible to beat some bosses. Like Tequatl took a solid megaserver effort to beat

[short thorn]

Hm, did you get a game key or anything when you got the game?

[wispy meadow]

No I'm doing the free trial

[short thorn]

Well what kind of error is it? Does it say anything specific?

[queen nova]

is there a key/trial available yet?

[wispy meadow]

Error i2501

[short thorn]

Ah, do you use a VPN?

[wispy meadow]

No

I'll try using hotspot later today tho, just to be sure

If it still doesn't work it might be a regional issue cause the country doesn't show up on the list :/

[short thorn]

Ah, The error says it's for anti-fraud related stuff, so using VPN or etc can hurt your chances of getting in so it seems. Did you contact customer support about it yet?

[wispy meadow]

No not yet

I'll try again today but if it doesn't I'll contact them tomorrow

[short thorn]

I would. You get 30 days for a free trial so I'd contact them as soon as possible so you don't miss out

[dusty kelp]

the ffxiv free trial doesn't have a time limit

[wispy meadow]

Well the error is for making the account in the first place

[short thorn]

Oh I was confusing that for the 30 days where you have a sproutling near your name. Whoops

I think it was 30 days ayways

[dusty kelp]

having a sprout lasts until you finish the main story content right?

[short thorn]

Oh really? I just started a while ago so that's new to me lol

And rip. Yeah I'd contact support as soon as possible then

[dusty kelp]

i think that's how it works but im not sure, i am also still a sprout (playing since april)

[wispy meadow]

I'm gonna get data for today and try with that. If that doesn't work then I'll put it off until I get to go home.

[short thorn]

I started... a month ago?

I think. And ok haha. Hope it goes smoothly!

[dusty kelp]

ye good luck !!

[wispy meadow]

Thanks!

[queen nova]

tfw i still have no trial

[wispy meadow]

?

[queen nova]

i think the only thing i can do is the email list

unless i missed something and they started doing actual in game tests?

[deep frigate]

still in pre-alpha stage. only 1400 people in pre-alpha, and many many many more sign-ups.

[cunning laurel]

when the nearest test ?

[mellow verge]

No one knows

[queen nova]

Oohh gotcha. Thanks for letting me know!

[heavy dew]

Nearest test is right now in this chat, test of patience

Congratulations, you’re all testers!

[maiden apex]

🤪 😂

[short thorn]

Hold on, lemme you stop you right there. That's under NDA, buddy. I'm afraid we're gonna have to haul you to Palia jail

[mellow verge]

Time to contact the devs, you've broken the NDA... 👀

[faint dawn]

Berry is a tester

[heavy dew]

I always was! My invite just got lost in the mail! 👀

[mellow verge]

Just like how I never got my Hogwarts invite

[faint dawn]

I like your thinking

[wispy meadow]

I've always wondered if Hogwarts had all the UK witches and wizards or if there were other schools or something. Cause the student population is pretty small per year right?

[short thorn]

They did have the competition where other wizarding schools visited Hogwarts for the Goblet something

So I assume Hogwarts is the UK branch, and it's one of the more famous and well known schools due to it having Dumbledore

Palia

[reef bay]

i dont understand why they didnt call the americans for help with the whole voldemort situation

[mellow verge]

#💬│off-topic-chat
I answered there lol

[sullen bison]

Ok villager 1# it's your time for my vote! (Even though the other silhouette is more interesting to me lol but you've waited long enough!)

[warm plover]

poor 1, left in the dust

[carmine relic]

I'm here again!

[warm plover]

no you aren't

[carmine relic]

Oh right

[wintry wasp]

🙃

[carmine relic]

Well too bad, now I'm here! 'Cause over-engineering a Mindustry base is tricky work.

So how are my pals at this stupidly late time?

[dusty kelp]

trying to do readings for uni D; (its 4pm)

[wispy meadow]

Gambit what happened to your number?

[carmine relic]

Became the 50th and 51st, got too lazy to take more numbers and now just went with whatever number it is people wanna call me

[spring rivet]

good morning pals! 🦆

[carmine relic]

I can't come up with a clever duck pun as a welcome

[real frost]

@carmine relic waking up at the quack of dawn

[carmine relic]

THERE IT IS

[green kraken]

Morning almighty overseer 🦆

[wicked lily]

on the second day of waitmas, Palia gave to me. two villagers to vote, and a chat who is clearly torn betweeen.

[surreal crest]

well well well, good morning mortals

[surreal crest]

I'm waking up to chair and quack
I wipe my discord and slap my duck

[warm plover]

i'm breathing in the nda
woah

[pure badge]

Good morning yall!

[surreal crest]

I'm breaking in, launching game, then checking out the NDA

[pure badge]

\chapaa noises instead of an inhale\

[cold phoenix]

waddup all

[wintry wasp]

Chair, I have to ask. Are you a comfy chair?

The Duck lurks

[spring rivet]

he's a squeaky chair

[surreal crest]

Why don't you find out? ;)

[wintry wasp]

You know. Fun fact: I was trying to find a duck noise maker that quacked when shaken/bumped to hide inside a co-worker's chair.

[spring rivet]

[spring rivet]

you know Ducks and Chairs can't get along

[wintry wasp]

... I do?

[spring rivet]

[surreal crest]

I'm waking up to Rin an Duck
I wipe my seat and I sweat my back
I'm breathing in the discord

I'm breaking in, launching game, then checking out the NDA
This is it, the Bugocalypse
Whoa

I'm seeing bugs, I don't know why
Enough to make the QA cry
Welcome to the Alpha, to the Alpha
Welcome to the Alpha, to the Alpha
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm addicted, addicted
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm addicted, addicted

I walk my field, don my apron
It's a cultivation, I suppose
We'll make it wet to watch plants grow
Whoa

I'm breaking in, launching game (...)

All plants grow, the sun is rising high
Deep in my wood, straight from the sky

[wintry wasp]

This is just proof we need "bards" in game as a valid way to play.

[mellow verge]

Mfw almost no mmos have bards cries

[celest maple]

hello, gamers!

i’m a gamer and i’m rising up… from my bed. good morning!

[bright wren]

When are there more keys to Play?

[warm plover]

[warm plover]

tfw ffxiv has bards but theyre just shooty shooty people

[wicked lily]

their harps are made for shootin

[wintry wasp]

Only half true. They're a DPS class, but they get a whole set of skills to play real music.

[warm plover]

shooty shooty

[wintry wasp]

Blame the Spoony Bard from FF4 for that.

[mellow verge]

No effect on their actual role, sadly.

Btw I hope there's instruments in Palia.

Looks out for ducks and turtles

[green kraken]

Hello! Hope you’re all having a good day!

[silent cairn]

Good morning! You put it very well

[celest maple]

every morning gamers around the world rise up

[wispy meadow]

Except for the vampires who go to sleep

[wintry wasp]

Vampires don't sleep. They just go where the sun isn't.

[warm plover]

vampire breaking traffic laws any%

[surreal crest]

chair is sleepy uh

[celest maple]

chair is looking spiffy uh

[arctic onyx]

🦗

[regal swallow]

Happy Timezone My Pals. I wish you all well.

[deft sonnet]

i love all yall palls

[abstract rover]

rin why is it when i read your name i see "local holocaust" instead of housecat

is something wrong with me

[hasty glen]

I thought I was alone with that and I just arrived here

[celest maple]

same

[abstract rover]

lmao

[celest maple]

hello everyone

[buoyant heath]

At this point I assume you aren't voting for santa hat out of hatred for me.

[warm plover]

😰

[buoyant heath]

I thought it said Low-cal Housecat

[hasty glen]

you're living up to your name huh? xd

[warm plover]

please dont eat me even if im low on calories

[short thorn]

Are you gluten free

[faint dawn]

Emergeny food?

Jk

Suddenly was thinking of paimon

[celest maple]

blizz devs work here? 😨

[bright forge]

I think there are some prior Blizz folk. Why asking?

[buoyant heath]

No current Blizzard devs. Only people who left Blizzard.

[celest maple]

well i hope palia turns out great

it seems like a really cute project

[hasty glen]

I hope people won't generalize people, who have worked for Blizzard

[surreal crest]

sorry you are too cute

[warm plover]

??????????

[buoyant heath]

It is a really cute project and I'd love to see it succeed.

[celest maple]

I'd like to see a statement addressing the Neleimour thing, especially considering S6 is electing to still have her work here despite the dozens of substantiated allegations.

It's concerning how it all just got swept under the rug.

[surreal crest]

they stated it would be better to not touch this topic here.
besides, I think Nel is no more.

[celest maple]

She still works here, she got demoted and moved into the dev team instead.

With a culture like this it's just a Blizzard waiting to happen.

[surreal crest]

well. It sucks, I don't know what she's doing now but if I remember correctly the whole thing was happening 7 years ago and I don't think any more people are involved. People change. I don't think it's good to ruin her entire life because of what she did back then. If what you saying is true, she got demoted and new people won't even know about all this stuff so..
ugh, just give her a chance I guess?

[celest maple]

That's just not one thing, with the restraining order. I mentioned dozens of allegations.

[short thorn]

You never know, could be Paimon's hobby when Traveler isn't trying to climb Raiden Shogun's house

[surreal crest]

well then I'm uninformed about these or I don't remember correctly.

[celest maple]

Back when this was current news I linked a bunch of tweets of peoples accounts of this happened and people here got aneurisms by me and others just mentioning it and linking to threads.

[surreal crest]

well, what do you suggest? fire her? Ruin her life?

I'm not saying it was acceptable in any form of course

[celest maple]

She herself on her Twitter urged for the same thing to happen to those that worked at Blizzard, not knowing that people were to come out with similar allegations and evidence towards her.

[faint dawn]

Can we not start this?

[celest maple]

So why not? I think she deserves even more than that. You shouldn't be a predator and get away with it.

[surreal crest]

oh yeah I forgot about this... damn.

[bright forge]

And palia chat is best place for crusade. You are 100% right

[surreal crest]

yeah, sure, sorry

[short thorn]

Let's move away from this

[celest maple]

Where else can we do it? S6 has been emailed numerous times and nothing has happened. Why not have an open dialogue about it?

Why are you so intent on defending a predator?

[surreal crest]

I mean, can't say Woody is in wrong here, we didn't really see all this stuff addressed

[faint dawn]

This is not the place for this conversation.

[surreal crest]

don't get me wrong, I want to keep this place friendly and lovely and protect it, but when stuff like this comes out it's hard to ignore it.

[short thorn]

We're not defending, rather than moving it away from a public forum where people who aren't even associated with said situation would be dragged into it. If there's something you need to take up, I'd ask the mods about it, or take it to another channel that's more appropriate.

[celest maple]

I mean they're the ones that have swept this under the rug. Tons of people have reached out to S6 and nothing has happened.

[bright forge]

Are you journalist and 100% sure nothing happened or maybe they carrying it out like normal people and don't talk about it here

[celest maple]

Are you? You're so intent on defending her and stifling literally every mention of the abuse and predatory behaviour enacted by her. Why not have an open dialogue? There's clearly no attempt done at addressing this from their side. If there was a public statement, or some other kind of acknowledgement that S6 does not condone this kind of behaviour then I'd be totally fine.

[stable imp]

🍿

[spring rivet]

We truly appreciate your concerns about the staff of our team. Although this isn't the best place to discuss it, rest assured that the matter is already being taken care of. Our team is already investigating the case. We're not trying to hide this issue, but please allow us to conduct the investigation. Keep this channel for Palia-related topics only moving forward. Thank you for understanding pals. 🦆

[bright forge]

I think this chat is not a place for this type of conversation and I will not talk about it here.

[glossy tundra]

Hey

[short thorn]

Hello o/

[wind ibex]

[glossy tundra]

How is everyone

[celest maple]

Cringe.

[faint dawn]

Enjoying the dawn of pumpkin season 🎃

[surreal crest]

reminds me that Halloween is not really celebrated in my country, ahh too bad
I love cosplay and I'd like to wear it on occasions like these

[faint dawn]

Not halloween

[glossy tundra]

Spooky season

[surreal crest]

then I'm stoopid

[faint dawn]

Just pumpkin in general

[glossy tundra]

||Boo||

[surreal crest]

gasps a ghost

[glossy tundra]

WHERE?

[faint dawn]

I got pumpkin spice coffee and pumpkin begals...

And pumpkin butter

[surreal crest]

||in TF2 Spy's voice Right behind you 🗡️ ||

[glossy tundra]

😳

[surreal crest]

laughing in French

[glossy tundra]

Lmao

[short thorn]

The pumpkin could be you. It could be me! It could even be...

[surreal crest]

BOOM!

[glossy tundra]

Guys stop teleporting bread 😔

[surreal crest]

I did nothing but teleported bread for 3 days

[glossy tundra]

I love that part of the video

[surreal crest]

I miss Rick May's voice. RIP 🕯️

[glossy tundra]

Rip 🕯️

Halfway through psychonauts 2 been really fun

[faint dawn]

I wish i continued my french... but sense i stopped taking classes i havent gotten practice...

It all kinda just blurred

[short thorn]

Yeah french gets confusing after a while

[glossy tundra]

it's in your head somewhere, just gotta unlock it again

[maiden canopy]

Oui

[hasty glen]

baguette

[short thorn]

There's lots of words that end up blending together and it just gets really confusing, but that's me imo

[surreal crest]

baguette bonk

[short thorn]

4 types of people

[faint dawn]

I thought of learning spanish sense i have a really good friend who speaks it can be my irl practice buddy.

[short thorn]

Spanish is one of the easier languages to learn so I'd def go for it

Like taxi in spanish is taxi. Train is tren. Hotel is hotel, and library is biblioteca

[celest maple]

and door is puerta

[faint dawn]

As im trying to say all this and door gives me tongue twister...

[celest maple]

fútbol is football

[hasty glen]

puerrrrta

[celest maple]

cierra la puerta por favor

[short thorn]

Taxi and hotel is making you have a tongue twister moment? :p

[celest maple]

hotel

[short thorn]

Trivago

[faint dawn]

But is football football? ⚽

[short thorn]

Technically yes

[celest maple]

why is the football emoji called soccer 😭

[faint dawn]

American devs

[surreal crest]

oh hey! In Polish it's biblioteka

[short thorn]

Ah yes, soccer the game, 6/10 too much sweat and soreness

[bright forge]

Guys do you think characters will speak normal language like English, Spanish etc. dependent on settings or some sort of their own language and subtitles?

[short thorn]

Oh wow that's really interesting!

[celest maple]

they should have some irl language like spanish be in the game and have it be elven, like that's the language of the elves in this universe

[short thorn]

Probably gonna have their own sub, dub and etc for certain region preferences, depending on what the player wants, etc

[surreal crest]

it is! I wonder why it is like that. Polish and Spanish are nothing alike (at least that's what I thought!)

[faint dawn]

I wouldn't mind their own language,
Like animal crossing is like Gibberish squaking and gumbling

biskit I love you but what are you saying?!

[short thorn]

Hm, well if you think of it like this, they do share a similar root, both coming from Europe, and you'd be bound to have some cross language barrier be broken with common roots

[celest maple]

latin book = liber, hence library. ancient greek library = bibliotheca, hence biblioteka, bibliotek, biblioteca

[bright forge]

It's coming from Greek so nothing weird at all

[short thorn]

Like how Latin gave "birth" to spanish, english and other love languages, Slavic would be the root for languages like German. But then you have German which shares with English as well, so English basically is the frankenstein language

All roads lead to Rome

[surreal crest]

recently I was thinking about word "eventually". It's "ewentualnie" in Polish 🤔 Probably the same deal as with "computer" - "komputer"

[faint dawn]

Everyone just goes back to latin or greek... xD

[abstract rover]

grease was a great movie huh

[short thorn]

Yeah! It's really interesting to see haha.

[surreal crest]

makes sense lol I'm dumb when it comes to stuff like this XD

[bright forge]

It's funny how these words meas two different things. It's called false friend in English

[surreal crest]

false friend lmao

[short thorn]

Like my friend who asked for my credit card details but never contacted me again

[abstract rover]

lmfao

[ocean stone]

GREETINGS PALS

[abstract rover]

hello cinna

[short thorn]

Moshi moshi

[celest maple]

speaking of friends
how do i make them

[surreal crest]

IT'S THE WITCH! HIDE!

[ocean stone]

[faint dawn]

Greets Cinna

[surreal crest]

all of us here are friends!

[short thorn]

And how do you know she's a witch?

[surreal crest]

it's in her name, you big dummy dum dum

[ocean stone]

You already have! Hi new fren

[bright forge]

You are here and that's all

[celest maple]

hallao

[ocean stone]

I know this reference

[surreal crest]

MOSHI MOSHI XDDDDD

[faint dawn]

How are your endeavors progressing? xD

[short thorn]

I appreciate you knowing this reference

[ocean stone]

I appreciate you

[ocean stone]

[faint dawn]

"I'm not a witch I'M YOUR WIFE"

[short thorn]

gasp

Wait I'm not married

Who are you

[surreal crest]

aight, what is it referencing to, guys? enlighten me pls

[faint dawn]

Princess bride...

[short thorn]

Nah I'm just doing an improv

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.

Prepare to die, guy.

[abstract rover]

turns on lightswitch
get enlightened mf

[surreal crest]

My name is Viktor Reznov and I will have my revenge

[ocean stone]

Holy Grails and such

[short thorn]

Your mom was a witch and your father smelled of elderberries

[surreal crest]

grabs ze flammenwerfer

[abstract rover]

hans bring flammenwerfer

[bright forge]

[ocean stone]

Scientifically speaking (this one is for Duck)
A duck floats in water. If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood. The woman weighs the same as a duck. Therefore, the woman is a witch.

[surreal crest]

can't fight with this logic!
BURN THE GIRL!

[ocean stone]

[celest maple]

burn all the witches

[ocean stone]

[surreal crest]

except cinna! She's cool I guess!

[ocean stone]

[bright forge]

What about Nomi?

[surreal crest]

Nomi IS A WITCH?!

[short thorn]

Is nomi a witch?

[celest maple]

[faint dawn]

No burning.. that's mean...

[surreal crest]

@void imp explain.

[bright forge]

Shepherd witch

[ocean stone]

Nomi is Bae and must be protected at all costs

[short thorn]

Sticks carrot onto their nose. SEE A WITCH

[worthy rose]

Why do you think that she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
Well I got better

[surreal crest]

alright lemme correct it then
Except cinna and nomi! they are cool!

[faint dawn]

We only sanctioned the burning of Chapaas

[short thorn]

Grilled Chapaa

[ocean stone]

Are chapaas ducks

[short thorn]

Hm, they aren't made of wood so

[short thorn]

God that's hot

[bright forge]

[ocean stone]

[surreal crest]

But I am!

[ocean stone]

Wait a second

[short thorn]

Mahogany would be a great type

[ocean stone]

Are you a witch

[surreal crest]

Im a chair.

[short thorn]

But chairs are made of wood....

[surreal crest]

no, wait.
I am THE chair!
✨ Mystic Chair! ✨

[short thorn]

And if wood can also float like ducks then that must mean...

[surreal crest]

I am duck?

[short thorn]

WITCH 🔥

[ocean stone]

Wood ducks

[surreal crest]

gasps Ducky is my brother...

[short thorn]

I wanna draw a witch for real now lol

[bright forge]

I wander what colour will you burn?

[worthy rose]

do you weigh as much as a duck?

[ocean stone]

Do itttt

[surreal crest]

white and red.

[ocean stone]

Obviously

[surreal crest]

lol cinna smol

[ocean stone]

I am smol. It is fact

[bright forge]

My men! 🇵🇱

[short thorn]

I'm in the middle of drawing my art persona lol. She's so cute I absolutely love her, but yus I need to draw a witch. Maybe one with those classic BIG brim hats and pointy tops

[surreal crest]

PIEROGI! 🥟

[short thorn]

Is 5'7 smol

[bright forge]

[short thorn]

I feel small compared to others here

[bright forge]

no!

[short thorn]

Here as in where I live lol

But whew. I feel like I should have been taller since my gramps was HUGE, but I never grew into it

[faint dawn]

You're taller than Me by... 2 inches.

[celest maple]

being short sucks!

[bright forge]

(Crying in 5'8)

[ocean stone]

I've been told I'm 2 feet tall but it was by someone who measures once cuts twice......

[surreal crest]

I have no idea how inches work, so I'll use cm instead - I'm 173

[hasty glen]

6'3

[short thorn]

No I think they were saying you had two feet

[bright forge]

5'8 same as me. My men again!

[surreal crest]

smol porando brothers

[short thorn]

Small is cute tho, don't put yourselves down. Tall, short, average. Everyone's lovely

[hasty glen]

much sad

[wispy meadow]

You giants :(

[ocean stone]

EVERYONE IS LOVELY. pls don't forget to hydrate and stretch

[worthy rose]

As glados once said, I'm a potato

[surreal crest]

nah, all I care about is that my girl is smoller than me
that's all that matters tbh

[hasty glen]

what type of girls do chairs prefer. I'm curious

[bright forge]

CHAIRleader

[ocean stone]

Im like 5'1 sooooo

[short thorn]

A giant among witches

[ocean stone]

I mean 2'1 ope

[wispy meadow]

Those elegant looking dining chairs?

@ocean stone
Yay I'm not the shortest

[hasty glen]

so smol :3

[versed sail]

Tiny smols unite!

[short thorn]

Lmfao, roasted them

[ocean stone]

I don't mind being smol

[wispy meadow]

Cinna smol bean

[celest maple]

same

being short as a guy is a death sentence. 😔

[bright forge]

🫂

[short thorn]

There's women I know who loves short men haha, so don't worry about it too much.

[versed sail]

Being hung up on height as a guy is a problem. Being short isn't.

[surreal crest]

small, short, many psychological problems I can fix, colored hair- aaand that's where I stop. You don't want to know the rest
I'm a ✨ mystical mystery ✨ after all

[ocean stone]

Don't let that mentality make it so my fren.

Personality can make some people seem like giants

[surreal crest]

Do what you want man.
getting a partner is not that important. You gotta look after yourself brother

[versed sail]

Chair has spoken.

[short thorn]

Love yourself before you love another.

[versed sail]

And don't forget to love Palia

[short thorn]

It's what I've been following for my long billions of years of life

[ocean stone]

P A L I A

[short thorn]

Wait what's Palia

[bright forge]

[celest maple]

homesteading dream in a few years, brah. we're all gonna make it!

[surreal crest]

I know the feeling tho. I can't be single for too long or my mind goes crazy.
so don't let that eat you. You gotta keep pushing forward, no matter how bad it is. There is a bright future out there. You just gotta wait man
come 'ere 🫂

[quartz scarab]

welcome to Palia the online dating self help channel xD

[bright forge]

(Insert hide the pain Harold grinning face)

[ocean stone]

Where the rules are made up but the mods are real coo

[surreal crest]

nothing bad in that! :D

[quartz scarab]

this week we will be talking about Palia's first Dlc " Date till your drop"

[heavy dew]

OR, allow me to offer another perspective, it's all doom and gloom and the best thing to do is be happy no matter how shit things are, bright future or not, surrender to the chaos, madness and void

[worthy rose]

Is elmo a red chapaa

[bright forge]

YES

[surreal crest]

hello Jules's boyfriend 👋

[quartz scarab]

get you new woman/man now from the ingame shop xD

[heavy dew]

Hello dear!

How are we all doing on this beautiful Palia waiting room day?

[surreal crest]

I slept for 1 hour at work. No one bothered me. Feels great.

[heavy dew]

Dreaaaam

[ocean stone]

[bright forge]

Poor Berry 🫂

[quartz scarab]

Next Dlc wil lallow you to date a dev from the game in real life xD and can be yours for only 12 installments of $299,99 xD

[heavy dew]

My dream is to be able to sleep and not have people bother me while I'm working.. one of those are never happening 👀

[surreal crest]

you'll get there one day, Berry-kun!

[heavy dew]

me doing the correct thing
Random coworker: what if you do..
Me: NO!

[bright forge]

[surreal crest]

man, what do you do for a living?

[faint dawn]

I bwt you got a small boost in your productivity a bit.. xD

[surreal crest]

Well... I will use that after the work then hehehe

[wispy meadow]

I'm surprised we haven't summoned the turtle or duck yet

[faint dawn]

We summoned duck

[surreal crest]

Duck is watching. I know he does. He knows I know.

[heavy dew]

I used to be a mechanic for 8 years, but currently I'm in school again for electro-mechanics, the same thing there: What if.. noooooooooo

[spring rivet]

[surreal crest]

see?

[heavy dew]

There's ducky!!

Little tip, if you wanna know if Ducky or Turtle is indeed watching, just call them cute

[wispy meadow]

Duck I have a very important question for you

What is the function of a rubber duck?

[faint dawn]

But they are cute

[heavy dew]

They are cute, so if you just say they are, they'll see it and leave a reaction 👀 and it's no harm because it's no lie

[faint dawn]

Make bath time so much fun?

[spring rivet]

it is being used to bonk violators

[wispy meadow]

Lol

[heavy dew]

runs up closer with microphone
Does this then mean you are rooting for the bonk emote that was posted and will be using this to assert your duckminance?
shoves mic up to beak

[surreal crest]

wait, I thought you were using chairs, like Shrek?

[worthy rose]

fun fact, ducks went extinct in 1996. Every duck since then is a replica or a mirage

[ocean stone]

Duck am I a witch

[spring rivet]

i just yeet chairs

[surreal crest]

I'm gonna yeet you

[wispy meadow]

With what hands?

[spring rivet]

[faint dawn]

But what about them eating the bread?

[bright forge]

So yeet emote instead?

[faint dawn]

🍞

[short thorn]

Birds aren't real, the government just wants to control us, man

[surreal crest]

check out #🎨│old-palia-fan-art , we have YEET Trebuchet instead

[ocean stone]

You can't just ask someone this! XD

[short thorn]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[bright forge]

I'm in ART don't worry I know

[wispy meadow]

I mean unless chair is actually an armchair he can't yeet anything

[short thorn]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[surreal crest]

I will use the power of my mind

Remember the little chicken kicking tournaments they had in the first FABLE game? yeah, that in Palia but with ducks instead.

[wispy meadow]

Hey no kicking the ducklings

[surreal crest]

should've put comma there lol
these were grown up ducks chickens

[spring rivet]

[ocean stone]

Commas are IMPORTANT for proper spell casting

[wispy meadow]

You have never been terrorized by a male chicken have you?

[surreal crest]

no.
I terrorize chickens
... and ducks.

[heavy dew]

You mean a rooster?

[wispy meadow]

Yeah

[heavy dew]

I've been terrorized a lot of mornings by those

[surreal crest]

male chicken sounds funny now to me, thank you Berry

[warm plover]

god i actually forgot my doc existed for like a week
i need to update it

[surreal crest]

do it!

[wispy meadow]

Doc like document or doctor?

[buoyant heath]

[warm plover]

how would i update my doctor

[wispy meadow]

Cause forgetting your doctor existed is usually a bad sign

Fair point

[surreal crest]

tell him what's wrong

call him and ask
"wassup doc?"

[short thorn]

Everyone asks where's the doctor but not HOW'S the doctor

[heavy dew]

weekly calls, you mean not everyone has their doctor call them all the time?

[hasty glen]

and then munch on a carrot

[short thorn]

You gotta crossdress for that first

[heavy dew]

clearly I was not the only one who read it that way xD

[surreal crest]

you got a double wide suprise there...

[celest maple]

eat an apple a day and you never have to update your doctor ever again

[bright forge]

Sup Doc? (Rabbit Bugs voice) like that.

[worthy rose]

I don't even ask where the doctor is. I haven't been in like 9 years

[short thorn]

exhales Gaaaaaadarn

[wispy meadow]

Due to strong genetics I don't get sick often
However due to family curse I do have a fall or some kind of similar accident once a year or so
I'll see my doctor next year

[short thorn]

I hate that I know that reference 😂

[surreal crest]

you are just built different maan

[celest maple]

i've never been to a doctor in my life

[warm plover]

meanwhile im out here getting terrible hayfever every spring

[surreal crest]

it smells nice and good

[warm plover]

if you guys dont have hayfever you dont know what its like to suffer

[surreal crest]

h o w

[faint dawn]

rip rin very soon....

[wispy meadow]

While everyone was stuck at home for corona, I was stuck at home cause I broke my foot. :/

[short thorn]

I can't believe it got copyrited meaning it's canon 😂

[short thorn]

I was stuck at home bc I didn't have people to go hang out with

[surreal crest]

you never know what Bugs hides there when cameras are not rolling

[heavy dew]

Will Palia feature allergies?

[wispy meadow]

What are you saying? You're hanging out with us right now

[short thorn]

Yeah but irl lol

[celest maple]

never had to, even had small time suturing done at home.
i've really only ever been to the dentist

[wispy meadow]

Ahh. Fair enough

[versed sail]

I hope not. I certainly don't want to be reminded of mine in my happy happy fun time!

[peak cargo]

I am all for realism.. but do we need that kind of realism? Enough I struggle with that crap IRL 🤣

[short thorn]

A-choo!

Maya has contracted the flu! See a doctor to remove your negative 50 stamina!

[heavy dew]

I mean.. the npc's are romanceable, what if one of them has an allergy, you would take that into account wouldn't you

[wispy meadow]

I at least want my in game character to not miss out on Halloween events since they have pumpkins everywhere

[warm plover]

why is this banana so spicy

[short thorn]

Probably has taijin on it

[worthy rose]

tfw no palia waifu to give you herpes 😔

[celest maple]

taijin sounds so good 🤤

[short thorn]

I spit my drink out

[heavy dew]

That's not a banana, that's a pepper

[warm plover]

what about my palia husbandos cute grimalkin lets goooooo

[versed sail]

What if you have a pet that you love and the person you romance is allergic. THAT'S CRUEL, BERRY!

[heavy dew]

I'm sorry what now?

[worthy rose]

I still love Tish regardless

[peak cargo]

... my mind was filling in your comment way before I read it with something completely different xD

[heavy dew]

Then you ask yourself, who do I like more, and get rid of the lesser

[celest maple]

@celest maple cute avi dude

[versed sail]

You kill your Sims, don't you?

[short thorn]

Well there's only gonna be one Tau while the waifu I'm romancing is seeing 5 different men on the side

so easy choice

[heavy dew]

If it's the logical choice, yes

[peak cargo]

Herpe- 👀👀 I am not sure that is seen as an allergy.

[warm plover]

please dont marry tau

[wispy meadow]

Beauty and the Beast: Palia version

[peak cargo]

[versed sail]

This conversation got dark.

[peak cargo]

[short thorn]

It really did, i was implying I"d keep the tau 😂

Not marry it. Y'all are weird

[peak cargo]

" Only need one man in my life!" walks off with Tau

[wispy meadow]

I was hoping that Tau's puppies are available as pets to players

[short thorn]

I read taht as tau puppies becoming available after you marry your tau

[wispy meadow]

Clean your eyes

[short thorn]

God this is just messed up lmfao

[peak cargo]

selling his kids!?

[versed sail]

So... Bacon in Palia? We can dream right?

[peak cargo]

[short thorn]

Chapaa bacon

[heavy dew]

Name the pig Chris P

[wispy meadow]

No, of course not
More like a pet quest where at the end the puppies are old enough to go to new homes and you can take one for yourself

[surreal crest]

you know what could be nice? Event clothes. TF2 does that for Halloween, you have a specific items that can be applied to your character only around the event (usually 2-4 days)

[peak cargo]

ohh okay. Good! Big romance quest to have Tau find his mate! xD

[worthy rose]

I'm super excited to see how the clothing/transmog/glamour system works

[short thorn]

I'm interested in that too

[worthy rose]

not just what you can do, but how you can obtain stuff

[bright forge]

I like clothes to be available all the time and people will just naturally change them to events

[versed sail]

Streaky Pete? Pork Onstitution? Pig Lee Wiggly?

[short thorn]

It'd be great if it was like FF glamour, just mog it anywhere and anytime, bc lord knows I need this chest with good stats but looks so god awful the Joker'll throw up just looking at it

[wispy meadow]

Imagine someone in a summer dress for a Christmas event
Or a Halloween goth dress in a flower theme event

[surreal crest]

yeah but I'm thinking about really crazy clothes that wouldn't really fit with every day aesthetic of Palia

[heavy dew]

10/10

[bright forge]

yes that's me

[bright forge]

That's the best part

[versed sail]

Can't we have event cosmetics that do fit?

[wispy meadow]

All I want is flower crown

[faint dawn]

It's Chuusday

[ebon agate]

Hi all. Just found out about this game five minutes ago

[heavy dew]

Welcome to the party!

[wispy meadow]

Welcome to chaos

[versed sail]

THUNDERCATS! Hooooooooooooo!

[wispy meadow]

Damn now I wanna go back and watch thundercats

[ebon agate]

🙂

orig or 2008?

[versed sail]

Both!

[wispy meadow]

Orig

I never saw the 2008 one

[short thorn]

Welcome!

[celest maple]

Happy timezone

[versed sail]

I actually really liked it! It was very lore-heavy and lovely!

[ebon agate]

2008 is, in my opinion, better because I am now older and don't repsond the same way I used to to shows made for kids..particularely, I dislike the "moral of the story" ending that 80s toons used to have. Sadly, 2008 only had one season

[wispy meadow]

Ohh I might give it a try then

I prefer the old school Tom and Jerry type of shows.

[versed sail]

Voltron reboot was also really well done.

[heavy dew]

I love that pokemon!

[versed sail]

Tom & Jerry! ❤️

[ebon agate]

the He-Man 2011 was also great...even though it had the "moral of the story" ending

[wispy meadow]

All I remember from He-Man was the advertisement on Cartoon Network for the huge castle toy house from the original show

[versed sail]

Can you imagine us getting a Palia animated series??

[heavy dew]

I sure can now

[celest maple]

how's the new he-man? seen a bunch of headlines about it but i don't know anything about he-man so i didn't bother reading about oit

[short thorn]

I've heard mixed things about it. Wasn't as good as the She-Ra reboot I think

[buoyant heath]

I want full on Midsommar happening all over my body

[versed sail]

Probably a topic for Off Topic cause people are super opinionated about it. It's going to stir some angst!

[short thorn]

Oh yes good catch

[celest maple]

okay, let's not talk about it then. i was just wondering if i should watch it 😅
the last thing i want is a heated debate

[short thorn]

It's up to you imo! You never know unless you try it yourself! Like how you hear alligator is fishy chicken, but when you try it, it's REALLY good

[versed sail]

Happy to talk about it!!!! Just over there so we don't Bogart this channel.

[heavy dew]

Move to Sweduhn

[short thorn]

Don't we bogart this channel almost all the time

[versed sail]

Only when we wish to summon ducks and turtles.

[surreal crest]

we can! and we should

[heavy dew]

#💬│off-topic-chat isn't real

[short thorn]

Duc Turt

[wispy meadow]

Matthew I have not heard any of the expressions you used in my entire life and I am heccin confused

[short thorn]

Which ones?

[surreal crest]

heccin bamboozled

[short thorn]

Slapididdilydoo, my good sir

[wispy meadow]

Alligator is fishy chicken
Bogart the channel

[short thorn]

Oh blame Maya for bogart, she said it first I was just repeating it bc it sounded fun

[wispy meadow]

Ahh okay

[short thorn]

I like saying words that doesn't make sense or sounds really weird lol, even if it doesn't make sense

[wispy meadow]

Ohh lol

[surreal crest]

same lol I like to throw random stuff

[short thorn]

Like when I go to sleep I call it "Sleepazoids", and when I see something really neat, I call it "Interestininadad"

Just because I'm not like those OTHER girls

[surreal crest]

omg date me

[wispy meadow]

XD

[short thorn]

I refuse

[surreal crest]

darn, not again!

[wispy meadow]

How would you date a chair?!?
Wouldn't people think you're by yourself if you go to a restaurant?

[short thorn]

There's a joke in there, just trying to find it

[surreal crest]

like this:
🪑
🪑

[heavy dew]

I found it but I don't wanna say it

[short thorn]

MYSTIC THAT"S LEWD

[wispy meadow]

I'm confused by what I created
I did not even think of a joke when typing that and now I'm dying of curiosity by what I wrote myself

[short thorn]

Like how is a raven like a writing desk

Simple, they both have legs

[heavy dew]

Zeus, is that you?

[short thorn]

I prefer ezgoddess420 in these days and times, thank you

[heavy dew]

Ah yes, of course, now I know what to look out for when we play Palia together

See what I did there ducky?

[wispy meadow]

Zeus with a gamer name is just.... It's a nightmare I don't want to imagine

[keen latch]

Just coming back to see my boi santa now where close to winning, its a sad day

[short thorn]

I mean considering his history, I wouldn't be surprised.

[wispy meadow]

Is this really Santa or is it Santa Jr? He's not round enough

[short thorn]

He's the guy from that one Christmas movie, the kid who looked like Remy from Ratatouille

[wispy meadow]

Ohh

[short thorn]

And for some reason they had a UFO sleigh

[wispy meadow]

Rudolph the E.T.

[ocean stone]

I am all too familiar with this suffering (but in the autumn because ragweed is The Devil™️)

[warm plover]

r,,,, ragweed

[zealous karma]

no news? hello S6

[ocean stone]

Feeling itchy now oh no

[abstract rover]

so cold
dying

[versed sail]

No!

[zealous plank]

Hello all you boooootiful palians!

[abstract rover]

heyo o/

[somber crag]

Not yet! I'd imagine it won't be that long until we hear something, though. c:

OH my god, it's Csr. ✨

[abstract rover]

oh hai

whaddup 😎

[hasty glen]

I read booty and had to check

[somber crag]

Yeeeeah... I can't explain what happened with my name, I just had to do it.

[abstract rover]

i went to a warmer room
still Ｆｒｅｅｚｉｎｇ

screw work man

[smoky storm]

lord have mercy upon my soul i need this game in my life already god dayum

[carmine relic]

I'm here now!

[versed sail]

Hi, Here Now. I'm not Dad.

[smoky storm]

hi not Dad, i'm in need of palia

[carmine relic]

Guess I walked into that one

[versed sail]

I just couldn't think of anything to say.

[celest maple]

hello

[deft sonnet]

I love it

[somber crag]

Thank you, thank you.

[worthy rose]

I too love booty trees

[buoyant heath]

Isn't booty trees a Kendrick Lamar song?

[worthy rose]

[deft sonnet]

Anna kendrick??

[wispy meadow]

Probably

[abstract rover]

falling asleep at work and wondering when palia news will come about

[gentle hare]

Good morning everyone!

[compact thunder]

i'm so excited - i've been waiting for a game like this for many years!!! 🤩 ✨

[wispy meadow]

The wait will sadly continue for a while yet

[compact thunder]

but now it is at least in the works , i can wait 😉

[carmine relic]

The day a form of open testing comes, the world ends.

[deft sonnet]

I love anna kendrick

[gentle hare]

Of all the games I'm waiting for, this is number 1, and number 2 is following close behind 🥺🥺 It's so hard ro be patient, but the wait will be worth it

[warm plover]

whats number 2?

[celest maple]

seeing testers chat here make me want to grab the scruff of their necks and throw them into palia

like "what are you doing here? go have fun!"

[deep frigate]

you aren't my real dad you can't make me

[carmine relic]

I thought pre alpha testers were just a myth

[worthy rose]

I'm at work :(

[deep frigate]

I'm not real

[deft sonnet]

Same

Work high five 🖐

[celest maple]

i just want an open alphaaaa

[burnt elm]

I’m stuck in class

[deft sonnet]

I give you a call when does exist

[celest maple]

reading the form i'd expect them to only grab people that had like 20 hours a day to play

[gentle hare]

New World

[warm plover]

o

[deep frigate]

nah

[gentle hare]

Sorry I was doing something on my other screen 😅

[warm plover]

no worries

[celest maple]

well i'll be waiting with bated breath for the game to release from the sidelines

and cheer you guys on in the testing, you're handling all the bugs so we don't have to

[gentle hare]

All us non-testers are living vicariously through the testers

[deep frigate]

I too am waiting for open phase/game release because I want to share palia with others and play with yall

[warm plover]

i'm with wippit in non-tester hell