#๐ฌโpalia-discussions
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Best we
Weird, no alpha invite still, must be sent by envelope
literal snail mail
Don't think they've sent more out yet ๐
lol
I'm part of a secret organisation working to monopolise and capitalise on Palia's ever-expanding food/farming market. Our goal is to drive our company up to the skies and become the most powerful underground market in the history of Palia. We'll sunder people's wallets for a taste of the finest grown wheat and carrots, the best quality milk and dairy, and the most pristine wood and stone you can imagine.
its top quality
#CRUSP
just give me toys to tinker with
dwarf life
OG Palia Cartel?
We're the Monopoly Men. (Not so secret anymore)
I'm happy to resist the cooking and farming monopoly
Step away from the vegetables
Resistance and rebellion is a necessary obstacle to surpass in the face of pure bliss my dear ๐ฉ
Palia to the mooooonn

My chapaa army will back me up 
Call me Willy Wonka, cause you'll never see us in action but sooner or later you'll all be tasting the sweet nectar that is our chocolate produce and everyone will just throw currency for the promise of โญ golden tickets โญ
Just call me Augustus Gloop bcos I have a really catchy song about me and ill eat it all
We'll be in touch mister Gloop.
BARS

like prison bars, or chocolate bars?
That depends on your willingness to conform ๐ค
ay yo, imma start a library
Money is my drug, chocolate is my currency, and the world is my dealer ๐ค
actually considering the content of chocolate its the drug
chocolate is good af
I want there to be a library that has peer-reviewed and approved guides for the game!
must need knead more of that dough if you don't have enough to get sufficient quantities of the garlic sour dough good-good
I lived near a chocolate factory and the air smelled of it every other day ๐ so hard to diet let me tell u
Production is always welcome
yo i just hope we can write and publish our own books within servers
OK well we
will have to discuss a CRUSP alliance then in any case
I love forums and wikis, but I feel like it takes away from the experience if I have to look things up. That's why I want something like this, but hopefully we are able to write books like that!
Don't hurt your fingers writing down the number. We'll call you ๐ฉ
Hmmm how would books work?
like in-game books, like with stardew?
yeah in game books
Precisely that! ๐
Ooooh lorebooks
I definitely appreciate those lil' nuggets of knowledge
Maybe a way to include stickers and pictures for scrapbooking and the like.
I got like 200 hours in stardew and I've forgotten what the books are like omg
hmph may your brown cheese be sweaty (I JEST - I would wish sweaty cheese on no one)
I thought the books had odd little tutorials in stardew
The Stardew Valley wiki is just so powerful that you forget about the library and secrets. XD
lil snippets about dwarves and fishing and how to do farmin' stuffs
That wasn't an attempt to belittle we are in dire need of support please
@elfin heath apparently so!! The power of Google surpasses all ๐ฉ
You must understand cinna, we have a reputation to (eventually) uphold
excited to never go on the palia reddit/wiki and never be good at the game
one of my friends ended up at the wrong SDV wiki and ended up spending an entire in-game day staring at Marnie while she stared at her microwave
I always feel like looking at the wiki is cheating and use it as a last resort ๐ฉ even though it would save me so much time
the only cheating is injecting some code into the game to grow plants in seconds
I feel that! I usually use it to make sure I don't miss anything that I wouldn't have caught before.
depends on game imo
I love finding all the surprises in Stardew. But Marnie's schedule always keeps me surprised and I am sure as hecc going to double check it on the right wiki before spending that time to go track her down'
Yeah imo wikis and guides aren't cheating, more like actively condensing your gameplay experience which could end up being detrimental to you personally in the long run, but I think resources like that are still good for community building and for softening up the knowledge curve for getting into the game
alright alright. your people can call my people
if you sitting there with a notepad writing it down you're just doing your own wiki :p
I'll give you a pass @chilly crater because of all the recs and pro tips on the brown cheese sitch
Asmongold playing FFXIV is the best thing I've seen this month
Good point, my memory is terrible and I need those reminders ๐
I don't think Ive heard of Asmongold, I assume they're a streamer?
Water under the bridge. You'll be hearing from us. We expect a prosperous and bountiful relationship ๐ฉ
you underestimate the horrors of anything I've written by hand
Yes, probably the largest WoW streamer.
I may or may not have a sticky note up on my computer for the easiest gifts I can give to the villagers in Stardew Valley. ๐
No such thing as the wrong side of history my dears ๐ฉ
Oh nice!!
what is the best part about it
I am genuinely wondering as someone neither familiar with Asmongold the streamer or FFXIV
I liked seeing him genuinely happy again. That's the biggest thing about that stream for me that I enjoyed.
Idk his situation but it's v hard finding a game to stream that you rly enjoy but also people want to watch ๐
There's also a bunch of drama surrounding him that I'm afraid people will bring up here.
They already have six times just this week
He's absolutely butchering the Roe names. But honestly just glad he's giving it an honest play through and not just shitting on it
oh have the clout goblins been fed
Ah, June filled me in on the sitch in the off-topic conversation, so I am good on that topic now. Tysm
Who knows
Oh idk anything about the drama oops ๐
yer good. I asked and then was like OPE
To off topic I go
Palia log day 33: New villager vote today! After the release of Auni, a new vote to be revealed on Friday has started. Once again, Ashura is being left on the back burner even though we know half of his information. Most seem very interested in what appears to be the "Hunter"
from the main site. I'm a little more interested in 2 being as they're the only silhouettes I do not recognize. number 4 I am interested a little..
I wanna know when we learning about the lady who brings the pie in the #๐ โofficial-art ๐ฅง "
the cake was a pie
this is complex algebra
So if I change my displayed name in this server, will it void the surveys I filled out? like, make me un-identifiable?
Just in case somehow, someway, I get suuuuper lucky in the future waves to come
No. The survey asked for your discord user not your display name
Changing your display name will not change your username, so you're okay!
cool. I thought I gave the full name with the number-y bit
I changed my name too, I got confused by display name and user name and changed both ๐
Thank you!
hope everyone is doing wonderful today!!!
@shy tendon you too!!
You too!
I should be asleep as it's 2.30am ๐
sleep is good and wholesome
Meh. Wait until 3am, make it a nice round number lol
I've had the worst migraine all day it's been keeping me awake ๐ฉ
I know too much how that goes and that's the worst when it keeps you awake
@arctic onyx what is TWC
3:33
OCD nightmare
I think it stands for The Wandering Compass...but that's all I know...
As long as it is not Time Warner Cable
I think itโs a neighbourhood that will be founded when the game goes live some people have started forming them
What's yours [CLOUT] all about?
Clout is the most vital currency
Still a ways to go it seems ๐
But itโs not an actual neighbourhood because I canโt really imagine committing to something like that when I donโt even know if Iโll enjoy the game or not
so it's...a hermithood?
I can understand...not a ton of information out there yet
I guess hermithood would still be a commitment
Yeah thatโs why I am just existing and not planning and yes it would be haha
I think I just really want brackets and extra lettesr to follow my name, personally
I may consider starting a neighborhood at launch, but really want to know more about neighborhoods before making any decisions
especially if it means HOAs ๐
I am gonna bounce into Beat Saber now. Bai for now frens
...
charge some fees on people's lawns if they don't start chatting...
Waffles!
Ill start with you
Wow, i also just started up beat saber lol Milky plays too, some devs into VR i hear
I've never tried VR before, it sounds so interesting
i bought a VR headset for Star Wars Squadrons and I don't regret it
VR can be a lot of fun! BeatSaber is a lot of fun if you like music/rhythm games. But if you get motion sickness or dizziness, VR may not be good for you. ๐ฆ
^me
Yeah, I can play for a while, but I will eventually get dizzy and yucky feeling. And yet BeatSaber is worth it for me. lol
i'm lucky, i can play Squadrons for about 3 hours and then i need to stop because my wrist usually hurts from twisting my flight stick
but i don't get motion sickness. VR in Palia, i would probably just sit and watch the world go by
413 custom songs loaded... i might have a problem. Im so curious the music they will choose for Palia since they have an all original soundtrack!
I need to try Squadrons some day......
Do you think Einar is the only golem, or do you think there are more?
Like is there an Einar adjacent NPC Golem that is super into flower arranging?
I want more in different shapes and sizes with the same personality trait of hoarding a particular mundane object.
We know that Gina has a golem companion
Ooh! Good catch, do you think their Golem companion is also over 3000? Or could it be more recent than Einar?
I don't know, very interested to learn more
Time to petition for more golem reveals.
Give us Golems!! starts drawing the picket signs
๐ ๐
Also I have.. 1200 songs loaded ๐
Add me on steam l8r if you want and we can maybe play.
๐ฎ good lord! ๐
Oh hi Milky
You know, you can keep it actualy not fair since you dont have hands lmao
Hey โบ๏ธ
You doing anything exciting this fine evening?
Just got to work 25 minutes ago ๐ so.. nope can't say that I do. Just having fun with Palia friends in chat โบ๏ธ
Had some sushi with my friends now drinking some cold beer
Milky: Ooof.. I mean I'm here now so I'll make work aaaaall better
Dessa: I love all three of those things..
Haha. It's just hot and humid. Work doesn't make it any more pleasant๐
Feel you, I sleep bad as it is and with this humidity.. guess I'm stuck drawing all night, oh well what can you do xD
That sounds fun though. Do you post in art channel? I'll have to look at some stuff you've done โบ๏ธ
Palian fun with Pals, chilling together around a campfire
^ is that a drawing challenge? frantic eyebrow lifts
I got some things in #๐จโold-palia-fan-art yeah
I'll need to take a look at some point. ๐

Sounds like a plan! Go through the art gallery at work, who wouldn't want that
It's quiet today....
What are some baked goods and foods you would like to see?
I'd like to see some chapaa themed pastries. (No Chapaas harmed in the making of them), maybe they could give a buff to Actions with animals.
That's a good question.. you know those real "potato pastries"? version of those but they look like pebbles 
I definitely need cookie cutters of various animals and villager faces
I wanna bake bread ๐
It's the yeast we should be able to do
Perfect for an Einar based holiday. 
Sausage bread. Bread with sausage and peppers in the middle.
yo
Good old fashion Spaghetti and Meatballs...now I'm hungry
Is this a thing ๐
I will never take Einar for granite
Yes, also cold meats as well with cheeses for both
I'd like stuff that opens up the options for additional ingredients tbh!! Like quiches which can put spinach on the table ๐
I shouldn't have googled this right now. ๐คค ๐คค ๐คค
watching videos for Beat Saber does not compare at all to what it feels like. Ive purchased it about a few months ago and it is so much fun. It is now my favorite vr game probably
I apologize Milky
That was your first missteak?
I hope we can put furniture on the wall just cuz... im imagining a Plinko wall and hopefully physics you just spawn a ball at the top and pray
did you guys see the paintings on the wall in the bedroom?
what if we could take screenshots and put them in a frame in our house
I'd have a wall of super uncomfortably close shots of all the villagers faces
Or just Auni so when he delivers mail its just pickets in the front yard
Hmmm, now i hope i can put my mailbox closer to my door and make sorta a maze in the front yard...
That would be cool! If there was an in game camera, so I could take selfies with friends and put the pictures in my house.
๐ผ๏ธ this is me at the fishing tournament
๐ผ๏ธ this is all my friends at the campfire
๐ผ๏ธ this is
who is clearly the best
Then across the street is just wall to wall 
I would take screenshots out the windows, then put the frames over the windows, that way it's always good weather
Oooh, being able to turn in-game screenshots into paintings or art or w/e would be awesome
Subnautica has a feature like that, would indeed be amazing
These are fighting words xD
Both subnautica games are quite good
Bagels! XD
I concur, but it doesn't have Einar
hello palians
Eeeellooooo ^^
Koooonmai โบ๏ธ
Hey! ๐
Happy Palian Timezone to you!
Timezones aren't real there's only Palia?
How is it possible to have withdrawals from something I haven't played yet
Do you want me to send you a Chibi Einar to cheer you up?
It is an einar shaped einar to fill the einar shaped hole in my heart
I think so. I might be feeling it too ๐
The big oof..
I can't wait even if I must
it's my guild, The Wandering Compass
Abso-fricken-lutely!! <3
Welcome!!!
Alright, the ones who never vote 1 on village vote, fess up ๐ฉ. You know how tough being nr 1's fan is? We gotta knowingly vote for him knowing full well he ain't winning
Hi @stark niche
Ty!
Welcome Matthew make sure to fill out survey on website and the #๐ขโpalia-news for second survey for chance at pre alpha access! Which hasnt started yet
Hi Berry ! Also hello Matthew! 
Welcome! 
Ok! I did the one on the website, gonna do the second one!
I know coming in new can be hard with a bunch of questions, if you need help let someone here know and they should help. Everyone here is super helpful! ๐
Definitely one of the people that is happy to help!
This is one of the most wholesome communities there is I think
agreeed โค๏ธ
Will save you some time tho on questions and point you here https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1ECHPsDvyC0KP6ldYRaeFtmR0mhwBVGckWEPcH_zNc7E Just a Q&A with some info, but honestly theres ALOT no one knows about this game yet so dont expect exact answers lol
I just wanna bake bread and fish :v

oh man freshly baked bread is the way
The only thing we're competing on is the npc's hearts
Oh ty super! And ye! I like cooking irl so I'm excited haha
Oooh btw, to anyone who's interested there is now a spreadsheet crediting the artists behind the Palia emotes, it's both pinned and in the channel description for #๐จโold-palia-fan-art
Did you do the edit for the Chapaa collage
@cinder temple did ALL the cropping for the chapaa collage, I'm merely co-orchestrating
He might need some help with the new challenge though.. there's more entries in 1 day than all of last challenge
Oh, well, it was really ๐ nice
I saved it to my phone
I did too :3 it's such a wholesome thought that it's just random people coming together around the same thing
I could definitely use more wholesomeness in my life lol
Then Palia is the place for you!
Ye!
hmm
If you're into/interested in art at all take a look in #๐จโold-palia-fan-art and read the pinned messages, there's a community art challenge ongoing and all are welcome
Ooh that'd be fun! I draw a lot of inky stuff, and while I'm not amazing at it, I love doing so haha. Recently been trying to draw in manga style (or attempting to) lol
The art corner is equally as wholesome and welcoming as here
Then you should definitely try your hand at it! Not just that, you can also do other Palia art and have the chance for it to be chosen to become an emoji or sticker!
(All but 6 emotes here are community made)
Oh is the arts corner the community art or the arts-n-crafts channel? ๐ฎ
Both, community art is palia inspired "fan art" and the other, everything else ^^
Oh okay!
#๐จโold-palia-fan-art has the community challenges every week as well as other just amazing palia inspired art
Ok! I'll post some drawings I usually do in the arts channel if it's ok! Like 2 or so, so I won't spam!
If you want to speedrun through some of the artwork you can use the search bar in discord and type in "in: community-art has: file " and hit enter
Ooh okay. I'm working on something atm but I'm hoping to join in on the community art thingy soon! โค๏ธ
Also, don't be afraid to ask for help or opinions if you ever need them. Everyone here is so nice and I got helped as well when i tried participating with my art
100% support, 0% judgement
That takes a load off of my shoulders haha
I just draw for fun and I always try to improve myself, though one thing I found is that I'm pretty stubborn about wanting to use reference
It's pretty much all just the top of my head

if you're looking to improve, get inspired, then you're in the right place as well. And you only need reference if you need it ;3
Ye! โค๏ธ
EXACTLY. itโs such a good idea
I'm assuming there's an NDA for alpha?
Yes there is indeed a NDA currently in place during the Pre-Alpha
Oh that's such a cute idea!

Yeah, all anyone can do is say a vague impression of the game, like "I'm enjoying it" as far as I've heard. But I don't think the testing has quite started yet.
TardisKnight's answer is accurate about what we can talk about in terms of participating in the pre-alpha.
If you are interested in possibly getting selected for a future wave of invites into pre-alpha make sure to do both surveys (one on the homepage of the website after entering your email), the second one in the #๐ขโpalia-news section of the discord.
So no one has actually played it yet?
not yet
Weeeeell the devs have, any of us? no
the chaapa nda emoji looks like it's says chaa panda
omg I know..

Probably going to start once all pre-testers are chosen
Not yet, the selection for pre-alpha wave one was last week, I'd guess they'll start testing over the next couple of weeks.
Agreed, the devs have played a lot of Palia and they say it is going to be a fun game! (Yeah I am teasing a bit)
None of the testers no.โบ๏ธ
lol! okay
Hello everyone! I just found out about this game from a friend and I am beyond words so happy and excited! Also the server is so cute and I really love the emojis! So cute! 
it looks like fun!
I blame that the emotes just get uploaded in the save file name without alternation xD
Heya! Welcome!!
Welcome! All but 6 emotes are community made 
Technically, we're only sitting at 34 Tau versus roughly 50 Chapaa. I ain't scare. I ain't scare of no arts.
Make sure to fill out the surveys to potentially get into the Pre-Alpha/future tests
Then I stand corrected! bows
Hi Anna! Make sure you fill out the survey in #๐ขโpalia-news if you are interested in helping with Pre-alpha testing. it's different from the survey on the website. And if you are interesting in reading what info we know about the game, you can check the unofficial faq that is pinned in this channel.
Welcome! โค๏ธ
Wow! That's so amazing! 
It's only Wednesday ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ, the arts will increase as we get closer to the deadline 
You can't scare me with your idle threats of adorable puppos.
More PUPPOS!!
I did that before joining the server hehehe! But tysm! I really appreciate it so much! 
@peak escarp if you like art there is (as can be seen above) a art challenge going on atm in #๐จโold-palia-fan-art where every week there's a fanart challenge that gets turned into a collage!
it's a promise. More puppos for all
There's one that's only available in the server (different to the one on the website), make sure to fill that one out too! As someone mentioned it's in #๐ขโpalia-news I believe
Puppies are great!
I'm looking forward to the weeks where the challenge is a person. So many Jinas, Jels, Einars, and Eshes mingling. It'll be uncanny in the best of ways.
I'm still trying to work on my physiology and anatomy so a person would be interesting to attempt!
Awh heck yeah welcome to the communityโบ๏ธ
Good timezone, Palians! Waddup
Hey friend โบ๏ธ
Howdy pardna
How are you doing ๐
Im starting to see a trend I've missed out on here..
@lunar tundra @mint kelp oh I see that now! Tysm! I will be filling it out right now! 
Oh yeah! Make sure to do them. Glad they helped you out๐ฅณ
Gooood, just finished work for the day. Time to chill 
So how is everyone tonight?
Good but frustrating, these lines wont cooperate! >:C How about you?
Awwh I'm so jealous. Still have 7 and a quarter hours of work left ๐ฅบ
Pretty good
I am good, still working on the drawing which you have been seeing in #๐จโold-palia-fan-art.
I'm well! Just drawing a bit before I head to bed. Hope you're well! โค๏ธ
Omg that is so amazing! I love art so so sooooo much! I cannot wait to check out that channel (and all of the others)! Thank you so much!

Horrible cold is fading away. I think it's finally gone, so now I can talk Palia with the bunch of ya's without dying
Begone cold ๐ ๐
Begone! ๐
psh cold is way better than heat
Thank you so much! 
Ye np! Hope you enjoy it here ๐
Awe thank you so much! 
That sounds like you've just started, where i am at journey's end. I'm sending you my positive energy through the interwebs ๐ซ
Eh got here just about 2 hours ago. Here for 9 hours. But yeah pretty much thank you ๐ฅฐ ๐ซ
Everyone has such cute avi's and/or backgrounds ;u;
Yeah lots of people here do ๐คค
Lots, but probably not me. Right?
I love ur cat with goggles
Not a cat

I love it anyways ๐
Aye, thanks!
Hear hear!
So how about Ashura not being voted on, eh?
Just a regular wednesday
He looks like a total dad and I kind of like him tbh
Hope I can tell dad jokes to him
Never fear, for I am here.. And the topic of the day is? Moppie Boi! When will we ever get to see him.
I love bad jokes and dad jokes lol
I can't even tell what day it is anymore.
I gaurantee you they exist
They got cursed to be "Yo mama" jokes instead
Yo momma so pretty that Athena got jealous
oh that is just terrible >_<
I'm ashura you can come up with something better
I think thats the secret, every pun became a dad joke
Well done
๐ฆ maybe you just don't understand mythology enough to get it
Yo momma so precious, she deserves all the love
I know all the greek mythology lol, you told a compliment in the name of ajoke
Okay I got commended by MR Dadjoke.. I can go to sleep happy now
thats the best yo mama joke ever
.
It's actually burn, I just called yo momma medussa.
thats a stretch lol
Well I'm sure you won't take it for granite once you're a rock
Brb Im making a facepalm emote
cauz btw Athena has multiple "I was jealous i did this" stories, not limited to Medusa & Arachne
||Why did you click this?|| I wish we could vote on an animal reveal instead of a villager ||If you clicked this one too, you just lost the game||
oof
Is this a Dad Joke War?
for real though if there were a facepalm emote, which Palia character would it be of?
Dad Joke Wars: The Return of the Puns
I like the robot dude but that's because I like robots 'u'
it might just be a messed up rope because im a frayed knot
That's onix-pected. Incredibly gastly and I cannot bayleef you did that.
Sorry don't mind me, I'm just bored. ||clicked it again? still have not learned have you||
marble cake
I need more golem reveals.
Hey by the way โบ๏ธ
I think I scared everyone off.
๐ Hi Milky! How's it going?
Yeah, ya did
It's okay! ๐ฅฐ you?
Good! Working a little late so I haven't been chatting as much as normal here lol
Fair enough. I get to chat here way more at work ๐
I like to chat here to see how my pals are doing
Awwwwwww 
think they are limited to human only atm, with elf and golem as races of NPC's
Lol
I just wanna bake bread, go fish and deliver some goodies to my neighbors โบ๏ธ

that one I think is very do-able lol
Beware of Chapaa's stealing your bread and fish
100% Looking forward to chilling with new friends in a new world.
Yeee, bake bread with me 'u'
You're both invited to my bbq
Can I come too?
Short answer.. yes! Long answer? Well of course you can it wouldn't be much of a community if not everyone was welcome!
Gonna crack so many dad jokes
Me and the boys cracking dad jokes at our Palia BBQ
Oh you better, but remember, Einar loved carbon before it was coal so don't go getting any ideas
Hope Palia is ready for some BBQ
I'll bring the Texas BBQ!
I want BBQ...
I'll bring Ikea.. (TFW you're not famous for food)
I can make lemonade!
IKEA to seat more friends at our bbq!
I'll make sure the invites look super stylish so everyone just HAS to come!
Palia chat always making me think about my next meal xD
I'm hungry now..
You can't forget the sides that go well with BBQ like green beans, corn bread, etc.
I like cooking irl so talking about food in game makes my mind go brrr
I haven't had cream corn in 6 yeaaaaars, some southern merican send me cream corn in the mail
Ooh
Cornbread too. My mom makes the cornbread super moist with jalepenos in it so it's never dry and it's JUST right
Don't leave me alone in a room with fresh made cornbread๐
Yoda your master was?
Oohh nooo! XD
God... now you're getting me hungry.
Lets hope absolutely all of this makes it into palia, and we'll have some fantastic in game parties.
Hi Hungry
yep indeed ||And I bet you are still clicking||
I will try to control myself. Try.
Okay that one is my fault I set you up.. well done..
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Okay do not is the final answer. Cornbread will be mine
Ironic.. only sith deal in absolutes
I once saw an argument, that Yoda may have in his 900 odd years, dabbled in the dark side.
I wouldn't put it past him
Hey, once we are able to start making food in Palia, we'll have endless cornbread! XD
I am going to be one happy goat
If you live for 900 years, sooner or later you're gonna be curious whether you can shoot lightning from your fingers at least once
Not that I have any experience or anything ๐

I feel like that was one of my childhood dreams, because of a certain show called Avatar: The Last Airbender...
Everyone has at some point at least once tried to bend
You can with PHYSICS โ๏ธ
There is the fact that he caught the force lightning from Dooku, and was like "nope."
Oh yeah tru
And those who say they haven't are the real benders who are covering up it's existance
I mean what?
what are we talkng about what weird phrase to walk into the room on
I cant earth bend
Water bending in the shower is the most common I think
Be honest, everyone has, at some point tried to move something by just looking at it.
^ is what we're talking about @lyric ether we spiraled a bit
We always spiral. This train got derailed hard.
I'm a child bender, I look at my kids and they start moving. They do their chores it's a magical thing
Don't make me laugh. I just choked.
I wish that worked on my cats
Cats do not have owners. Cats have staff.
Stare harder ๐ฅบ
cat bending is truly the most difficult form of bending
Foxes on the other hand... have worshipers.
you don't bend the cat, the cat bends you
Truth
Yeah you damn can opener - My cat at 5 am to feed him
I have watched someone try to "herd" cats.
why would you bend a cat?
You can't, cats are liquid
Foxes have this tendency to either curl into a bun... or melt.
I got my cat to not jump up on stuff, knock stuff over and respect the boundary of where he can't go and where he can
He's a good kitty โค๏ธ
Stuffed animals do not count.
Lies.. it's not possible
It's the truth!
It'd be like telling a Chapaa not to steal your pies
Kon!
I am a people bender I can control people with my minds. I have proof ||You just clicked this, because I bended you||
or fish, or sausage, or.. anything
Fool me once shame on... oh shiney!
curiosity killed the cat they say, but honestly humans are worse. They can't help but try to peek at something they can't see if they know they can do so and get away with it they will.
There is a reason "Florida Man" exists. And I'm not saying this because I was a 'near miss' in the Darwin Awards.
i feel bended
well, it is a metaphor meant for people after all
You can have your mind back, I'll stop toying with it now
how is everyone doin today?
feeling philosophical, and I don't even smoke.
funn
Howdy
heloo
good morning
Good timezone to you
Lmao good timezones to u as well
Why thank you fellow Palian
omg you did not.. xD

Pshhh, it stops for a couple seconds when we talk about how GREAT bees are. ๐
we are ina looping simulation that repeats the same 3 topics
I can't beelieve it that's how good
BEEES ๐
Don't fall beehind in the conversation or you'll miss out
Next up in line: ๐ฃ
put flowers outside the cafe, and say hi to the bees every morning
That way I can get honey for the tea
๐
wholesome
oversized adorable bees like minecraft
Fishing really captures the whole Carp'e diem feeling you know
Question channel opens back up this week, hopefully we can get some new things to speculate about.
yes, where they can say that just you are paying, and the rest of us get it free xD
then they better give me 51% stake in the company ๐ค
I'm bad at keeping up with conversation at times ;u;
Hopefully they accept puns, because this chat is rich with them.
Almost as rich as the love for Einar, almost

i hope einar is romance-able, because i'm spending all my time with them regardless
I hope Einar likes my chapaa sanctuary 
I wish I could be einar
I will give them every pebble I can find.
Too late, I have taken all pebbles and will deliver them to einar as soon as i get in the game
As long as they get the pebbles it will make me happy.
i will spawn camp the pebble spawn locations
I haven't been keeping up with the chat for 2 days what are these pebbles we are talking about?
Pebbles for Einar
Einars pebbles. Heโs the giant robot and he likes pebbles
ahhh ok
๐ชจ
well I'll make sure he gets his fair share from me then
Oops replied to wrong thing
We all do it, you're good
What secrets lie within those pebbles?
only Einar knows
ty I saw his art but I guess I didn't read up on the things he does or likes
I think I will forever enjoy your pfp ๐ฅบ
As I will forever enjoy yours <3
well aren't you two just so wholesome
I hope they add some sort of campfire mechanic where we sit next to the campfire and tell stories and drink hot coco
from what i understand about his personality, i think it's more that he appreciates the place that pebbles hold in the universe. for all his talk about "Oneness", i assume his philisophical stance is similar to what the Beatles sang "I am he As you are he As you are me And we are all together"
@mossy hull it is a very well illustrated pfp though
well I'll be on here in the morning. I'm heading to bed it's late where I live
because it's not so much that he enjoys pebbles, but that he thinks they're "an acceptable gift"
sleep tight
I agree. Sadly, I am not talented like that :(
I'll let you in on a little secret.. come closer.. ||neither||
Chat has certainly settled down.. given it is 1:00am EST
It did. It normally dies down around this time for a bit
You know what they say, it's always timezone somewhere
Late night Palia chat hits different
it's 7am here and I've been glued to my tablet all night..
I think this is my first late night with Palia
You are most welcome to return at a later timezone as well
Palia after dark ๐
Maybe they collect the pebbles because they are actually collecting the memories that they tie to the pebbles, and pebbles are everywhere so they can always pick one up to remember everyone by.
Oh congrats haha
:0
Now that you mentioned it, I think it might be! I don't see you around now ๐
don't make me make a bonk
awe, maybe. he has been around for thousands of years. reminds me of Thor in Dirk Gently. he counted rocks for hundreds of years.
I've been keeping my distance from chat for the past few days cause it's been too much for my liking. But I also don't stay up late often :)
#๐จโold-palia-fan-art is always calmer if need be
That's where I typically am :)
Me too ;3
Is my home, I just come out of that cave now and then to see what's going on here
I saw you're tau yesterday! It's super cute :)) I was just too late when seeing it and felt it would be inappropriate to @ you when it was full of other messages at that point
rawr
Aww thank you :3 you can @ me any time in there in the future ^^
o, i just got what you mean lol
maybe he is that thoughtful that just any kind gesture is enough for him
but a sticker?
yes 
I'll see what the art corner can whip up
You are great โบ๏ธ

Aw shucks.. 
no promises though cause as it is right now I'm not the one making animated ones xD
Happy 12:30 time, is there any evil here?
I'm in the future at 7:30 and I can tell you, no evil yet
That's certainly useful info to knoa
I am here. Am I evil ๐ฅบ
No you're cute 
Goats can't be evil!
๐ก๏ธ ๐ ๐
Nope, just friends. 
bwest fwiends
What's everyone up to? Except Milky cause I know you're at work
I have seen this gif 4 times today from different people๐
Wanna see it a fifth?
-bleats-
I enjoy that cat
I'm currently attempting to draw a tau :)
good evening/other time palia chat
Good whatever day time, Fish
๐
YAY!
I approooooove!
Happy Timezone!
Fish.. I can't otterpat here but just know it'd be here ๐
Oh I'll wanna see when you're done!!โบ๏ธ
questionable emote choice but ok
๐ฆฆ ๐๐ป
Uhhhh... We'll see about that one lmao. The sketch is coming out ?okay? so far... Idk I don't draw
๐
I don't either. But okay ๐
Keep at it and if you got questions you know who to @
and remember it's okay to be done with just a sketch!
Hiya @wind patio ! Welcome 'home' :3
hello welcome!
Huzzah!
Make sure to fill out the survey in #๐ขโpalia-news too. It's different from the one on the website.
And if you check the pins in this channel there is a FAQ with a lot of info.
Welcome! We're glad to have you <3 Just so you know, there is a second survey in #๐ขโpalia-news
Sorry for the double ping Cactus...
Jinx lol
Let it be known Beak now owes Tardis a pebble for being jinxed
Beakbeax and Tardis beat me to it cause mobile โบ๏ธ
It'll just go to Einar either way lol
dem's the rules
anything interesting happening in here
we were talking about pebbles earlier
Besides from 2 people drawing, 1 person working and the rest being mysteries? always
still talking about peebles apparently actually
Oh Einar talk?
Pebbles always comes back
pebbles and bees
just filled the survey, for better or worse haha
I dislike bees
Bees are probably a higher priority
i think we know xd
bees still love you tho
Good luck!! ๐ค
i know...just saying so is a natural reaction to reading the word lol
๐น bee very very quite I'm hunting buzzing pests
Bees would be safe thenโฆ they arenโt pestsโฆ
They are to me..
I classify any unwanted creature as a pest
Not even wasps are pests, technically they eat the pests
Look Iโd swing at a butterfly that flew past my face my phobia of bugs and whatnot is so intense. Atleast I know to actively hunt bees x.x
big bee fan
There is one bee that I find to be one of the worst pests. Carpenter bees.
Burn themโฆโฆ

Oh the jokes that could be madeโฆ.
i keep spiders in my apartment and cats like eatign moths and flies thats tumble in haha
The pre-alpha finally opens, and Mr. Rogers opens the launcher, but what's this? There is no pre-alpha, it's been an elaborate plot. It's the BEE MOVIE.
๐ฅ
Oh how the turns have tabled
You like jazz?
||spiders|| don't click this, it's a trapdoor
Don't worry, mine wasn't so good either. โบ๏ธ hopefully you get in!
Side note, one up that and make the official launch just be the bee movieโฆ just to get at mr Rogers, this entire production was a front
But you got in doe milky my boi
Thats because Milky is the best. ๐
You're not wrong there
glad we can't have gifs atm lol. ya'll linking bees would make me link spiders... and I would be the one getting busted for it QQ because spider phobia trump bee phobia
Yeah I didnt expect it at all
Trueโฆ
Is that a cute animated jumping spider
Well Iโm off, just wanted to check for updates. Good night everyone
nite Chapaa
It's lucas
can confirm it's just cute, no jump
No I mean, the spider that it was animated after is a jumping spider I think๐
ye wiki says its based on jumping spider
Awh look at my big brain. The only spooder I like ๐
Good night friends. And happy Timezone.
@wind patio Good luck, hopeing to see for myself how things are comeing along,also ofc for more open slots so myself and others can get in and give some good pointers to help the game become better.
Night Tardis, see you when the sun rises once more
yee, i spend too mcuh time exploring game envirouments haha so lookign forward to it
I still hate spiders of all kinds.
sandboxy games are best
I don't mind spiders as long as they don't crawl on me.. I don't like frogs! mostly because we have some around here that for some reason like to jump and land on my head when I am out on the patio
The cat awakens
I had frogs at my house untill they went into the pool ....
Oh berry's profile pic changed
Good Morning Rin 
Most perceptive of you!
I am now Tau instead of Chapaa!
More like Sir BlueBerry.
We need a tau role, miss me with chapaa lol
Hi mushymushymush
My boy โบ๏ธ
I have a crying blueberry emote for just such an occasion
Milkyyyyyyyyyy

Hello fronds!
hewwooo
waves
oh sure I step away to eat and Rin comes in. I see how you are you silly cat
Hiii rogersssss
๐ Hello
Hello
Hi Sebby!!!!!!!!!
๐
Oh I see, I dont get a hello hmph :p
shunned lol
Hi Sharrrr
smol wave
Hey โบ๏ธ
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
^^
That emoji impliesโฆthings
Rin you know now that you said hi to a few of us you will need to say hi to the rest of us or you will hurt everyones feelings
.> uh oh
It's one of 4 that are definitely new to Discord... Continues lurking
better start typing hi to the 80,000 people
Hes right Rin, theres 80k people who are missing out

throws mud ball at Rogers
Hi 80k people!
Hi lurkersss
Hiiii Paaaandaaaa
Nailed it
That works, too!
o/
hai
88,660 members in the discord
Bruh
We just need six more
Biggest discord I'm actually active in.
Me too. Normally I am shy ๐ฅบ
Saying hello to everyone in discord by name would be worse then naming all the reindeer.
ive been in bigger but the other one i was working in wasnt as active 24/7
โฆbut thats easy
I would legit cry trying
Well theres rudolph and blitzen and
some others
Rin is like on rudolph on blitzen...on lurkers
Worse than naming the presidents of the United States
Dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, Cupid, donner, blitzenโฆand sometimes Rudolph
why are they on top of each other
Well, have fun saying hello to everyone else as they wake up! I am going to hop to bed as it is after 2 AM in timezone. Good night yโall! XD
NIght
men, did I do it?
Night!
night night
Well.. there is some debate on Washington. There was that wig and highheels thing
Oh you're right.. very 2021 of him
He was a pioneer
imagine knowing anything about america
When high heels were originally for men
As well as long hair wigs
Having really good legs was a sign of masculinity
Guys used to be kawaii, what happened
they are in local news so kinda have to haha, all the drama news come from there
theyre still kawaii if they arent cowards
I kid, I kid
Rin's got it down
I'm kawaii as hell what you mean
Ikr
Boys, get your powdered wigs, weโre bringing back the 1800s
There were high heels back then? I only knew there were heels. Didn't think they had anything strong enough for high heels
do i need a wig my hair is already pretty long
i can already pass for a girl if i try
Oh well not like 6in stuff lol
They used heels to avoid dirt and grime, iirc
Especially butchers to avoid โฆstuff
Wonder if Palia will have wigs
history
I enjoy history a lot and yeah, heels were for men
What if ALL ingame hairstyles are wigs and that's why you can change so fast? ๐ค
When were platform shoes invented?
Maybe they have magic barbershops instead
Days
I hope that the hair styles cover any wig purposes
Did barbershop quartets have anything to do with barbers? i actually dont know
Oh hecc, I dunno that, Iโm not much into fashion lol
I just know weird info
but what if you just like the look of a wig like the powdered ones
I do hope Palia has a barbar shop like wow, you can change your sex and appearance any time
Isnโt the point of a wig to not notice it is one? LOL
Sex change via barbershop sounds painful
palia has invented magic hrt
well appearance at least
transition speedrun wr any%
Better hope they are quite skilled with their scissors
the very idea makes me wince in agony
Nah wow barbershop added sex/gender change into things you can do without real money
Unless you meant something else? Iโm dense sometimes
Wait, what, no way
yeah late BFA start of shadowlands
Yes way, I switch between playing a male Nelf and female
I know they talked about not wanting gender to be part of character creation. just body types. but being able to chnage your body type when you want would be ncie for sure
can you change race too
How did I play through all of SL and not know this?
Only added in SL, iirc super exciting thing
And No Rin
Honestly I kinda do want to be able to pick pronouns but I get why they don't want to
I enjoy playing guys and girls so I like having the choice and wow scratched that itch without me having to make alts
Yo... That girl in the trailer did seem kinda gender-fluid
at least it can be cannon for your character
They dont want you to have a gender
Never thought I'd see the day where blizzard removed something monetized to make it free
you can have pronouns without having pickable genders. if they do pronouns any justice
gender is abolished in palia
Goodbye gender 
The PC is non-binary, you choose between more masculine or feminine
nah julia they said you dont pick a pronoun
true gender equality. delete it from the game
I feel bad for Professor Oak
Gimme 
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Yes."
take note who ever is running the simulation
they did? i guess theres ways npcs can avoid using pronouns if they word the dialogue certain ways
Hey I happen to like what I am thank you very much
Your options are: "pebble-giver" or "human." No other options
My response to that question is always "no." The ensuing confusion is great
I think weโll just be called by our name in the text box, WoW doesnโt give you gender, andโฆmost mmos dont except like ff14 i think, youโre just โheroโ
But thatโs going to be so nice we donโt have to pick ๐ฅบ we can just pick a body type we vibe with and really express who we are
I dislike genderless most the time because it's often easy to tell there is no gender. And I like playing a male or female character. But i will give them a chance before I judge. It feels bad that so many games are switching to genderless though and doing a bad job of it. Completely forgetting to represent one group on a quest to represent another.
"the human", "(name)" "that weirdo who just moved in", etc
Iโm ok not being called he or she, etc, cause most times games call you by your name directly.
Idk in most mmos they just use titles ect. Like "Hero" or whatever.
what a concept,,,,
sorry, MMOs, not most games**
very 1800's of me I know
donโt call me she. call me your highness
Call me God, with a capital G
THE ROYAL FIEND
ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS HIGHNESS!
ESTEEMED FILTH
im not he, i am Rin, Destroyer of Worlds, Devourer of Sushi
Just call me Mr or Rogers.
yup! this is the kind of thing i mean. and what Rin said. OUTLANDER!
Call me The Greater God, with two capital G's 
I am Shar.
Blasphemy.. how dare
GGreater GGod
i see you have taste ๐ฃ ๐
I've never had sushi
How about we just agree to be gods of differing mythologies. Like Odin and Zeus 
Okay you got yourself a deal
Hmmm
Whatever, whichever, whenever. As long as I know you're talking to me ๐คทโโ๏ธ
can I be Loki?
imagine if they used your actual title (the one you get to pick to put above your name) in dialogue
"Did you hear about how DEFENDER OF THE WORLD'S LIGHT grew a huge tomato the other day?"
how
I can vibe with this, call me him, them, you, berry, sir, ass, I'll know you mean me xD
Sure, just gotta be mischievous enough for it
become bugs bunny
Wait wait wait rewind.. @patent adder you what? never?
Shar do you think I qualify as mischievous?
The greatest god!
genderfluid icon
Mmmmmmmmmm, ,hmmmmmmmโฆno
Nope. Not once.
i havent had authentic sushi before...
i wanna go to japan
Japan is great
You have to at some point, its worth it.
I have some friends in Japan I wanna visit
I actually love everything I've heard about Japan... ||Except I don't like sushi||
there is some curious myths i heard about Japan which I wish to confirm for myself
Blasphe.. eh you get the idea
Ive kinda made a friend with someone in Japan!
It probably is ๐
Hi
Ok, theres a huge misconception about sushi being raw, theres so much cooked sushi
I kinda accidentally fell down the hole of becoming a weeb and i dont know how to get out
theres also vegetarian sushi options
raw fish ๐คข
Ok, I love raw fish, salmon and tuna are fantastic
ew raw fish
you dont.
Me too
I like you
Dont knock til you try, some people love it after
even the cat says ewww to raw fish.
I got a friend to try sashimi now he gets it once a week
Raw food is good for cats and dogs
This cat says ew to most fish to be fair
what type of cat are you
You get it lol
a cute one
a cat that doesn't eat fish sus.
definitley not a cat fish
wait thats all cats
Oof
thatโs right. gas yourself up. you cutie
Hey friend โบ๏ธ
I am new in here
welcome!
Nice to meet you
welcome welcome
hello welcome!
You are very welcome here!
Hello โ/
Iโm the local witch, a rusty bucket of bog water
I liked crab the first time I had it and never since, salmon is always good, tuna is good, never enjoyed white rice or seaweed, keep molluscs away from me please...
As you can see.. jesus that was quick
I only like fish if its with rice
I just found out this interesting game last night.
if you need any help dont be afraid to ask ^.^
sometimes messages get lost but hello! tell us how you found out about Palia. i love hearing everyoneโs stories
Oh, welcome
Ooh. Make sure to sign up for the pre-alpha testing surveys if that's something you'd wanna try maybe ๐
Hope you enjoy your time here, itโs active 24/7 lol
I only like brown rice
I found it out from Youtube
ah the classic wrong reply lol
Thatโs awesome!
happens a lot here
happens to all of us
I found it from YT as well, Kiratv
Happens to the best of us lol
lol
i shouldve replied to the wrong person it wouldve been funnier
Welcome on board
and if you like art there's a weekly community fan art challenge in #๐จโold-palia-fan-art ! It can be found in the pinned messages, all contributions get compiled into a collage at the end of the week!
And in #๐ขโpalia-news you'll find a second survey for pre-alpha! and then there's just the general, everyone is very wholesome and will help with anything and answer all questions (to the extent of our collective knowledge)
Wait should I link my doc
DO it
look at all you guys bein helpful c:
I'm ALWAYS helpful Panda
pushes pastel away no me
Finished the line art for my illustration (see in #๐จโold-palia-fan-art), coloring comes tomorrow...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N61pu4gGNSrHTJ_UElbqk2FPl2QaN-hGJ3S5CYg4nzM/edit?usp=drivesdk
Uhm... here's my document to help newcomers understand Palia a bit better. Sorry
did they disable stickers in here? D:
I think so
Also increased the timer again t.t
Big sad
No need to be sorry, its some great work you have done there
oh weird, mine just shows as a blank message for me
That'd be a no from me @patent dust
Aw, it doesn't move
its been 15 seconds for a good while now
Stickers have been.. iffy, since launch
Ah, Mine works too
They revoked your powers
Impossible
yeah they dont work for me :c
You just let me know which one you want and I'll send it for you xD
i cant send server specific stickers on mobile
its annoying
Yayayayay
<3
1 day till Q&A
Cannot wait for more info
one day until i go back into my fugue state
So close yet so far
But now time for morning coffee
What should I do today..
๐ณ ๐ด stay or I'll eat the chuu's
hi
Btw your doc is dope @warm plover
Hows weather near you?
P A L I A
uh.. clear i think but cold cause its winter
Cold as in 22 Celsius?
Wu.. wa?
i just spent the last hour or so learning about QA testing, agile and waterfall methodologies, DevOps, and basic linux navigation/commands from my wife lol
What
"cold cause it's winter" - melted my brain
Lemme give you the rundown...
its winter in aus lol
17C
LOOK AT YOU. iโm so proud!
I mean I'm in Sweden it's 10 degrees 80% of the year, still summer in July
its absolutely insane how much she knows :x like anything i have a question about or just casually look into she can give me so much info and its insane
So "summer" is when the sun shines more. In order for it to do that, it must shine less on the other hemisphere
Southern hemisphere exists
So sounds perfect for a stroll if you are into such things.
...i dont wanna go outside...
who exactly ๐
maybe ill sit outside to eat my lunch though
get some sun
It's always the inverse season on the other hemisphere
my wife :P shes a walking encyclopedia (ive actually caught her reading wikipedia)
In that case maybe some hollow knight?
i always forget panda is married
This is why so many cultures depict Santa Clause in summer clothes
hm... maybe i can try replaying it
Knowledge is fun!
ooooo thatโs so cool! i love she has a pool of knowledge you can drink from haha
there's an australian song about santa driving a ute
i always forget anyone is married... mostly because I don't find it as information I need to remember. not here to date lol
well technically we're still engaged, but were getting married at the end of this year
its just easier to say 'my wife'
What about all those gifs we sent each other in dms..
hahaha
Hawt
exposed
Hello friends
You mean, everyone online isnt there to โฆdate?
Those was under .... -.-
o/
just more proof of the absurdity of his existence, doing it all in one night, in one zig-zagged loop, changing clothes every time he crosses the equator
Strange.. I'm solely here to pick up Einar
Just kidding everyone I've never slid into Mr Rogers dms!!! ...: ๐
Suuuure, we're to believe that now are we?
Gimme Jel
he slid into yours