#๐ฌโpalia-general
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Have* been.
-# I mean. Beep Boop. Fishing.

@violet hollow Too many caps.
-# jk

Einarbot got jokes 

How do fish know how much they weigh?
They have scales
Im sickโฆI need soup๐ฅบ
oh he ...did alot... 
wow why am i crying
EINAR
the music box makes it even more heartwrenching, i love music boxes...
on the note of einarcore, here is this wholesome shot i got 
Need new romancers in elderwood update a guy to look like legolas and act more stuck up but then you figure out hes light and humorous oh he could be a prince of elderwood but hes on the run you dont figure that out til later and like a magical girl who is a rebelous one against the Order for hoarding all the magic and like so a new skill we could have be magic ugh and rune making. I cant believe they made a magical game gave us subira and dont let us have some sort of magicy skill and we could for furniture have holographic runes for decoration! So holograms for home
Good Timezone Palians
nah what we need in elderwood update is taylin back fr 
and more frogs

also i swear tish is hinting at weddings 
Tish is the only lady for me!
Not to ask a stupid question but to get your relationship higher you need to talk to them and give them gifts they really want right?
No question is stupid! And yeah, pretty much. give the gifts they want/like and chat to them daily ๐
Every Palian day you can chat with them
https://paliapedia.com/villagers/page/1 You can also use this link on this page you will find all npc names
by clicking on each it will open and expand to show you all the villagers most liked/loved gifts you can gift them to increase your friendship level with them too 
Also.. Here's a chart I recently updated which shows you all NPC related Gems to gift - Gems are great way to boost friendship with NPC. It is one of their loved gifts.
Might want to correct the gold prices too, they've been lowered a long time ago
Oh yes, ,I have been meaning to for the cost of some gems.. ๐
I might actually try squeeze in regular gem and star quality price this time around ๐
Haven't played in a while how do you get the pink maji plush?
Buy the Madrinas drink or trade with someone
Same here. My brain is mush, let's be mush together
Thank you ๐
hi guys...when there is gonna be the new update? end of february?
I think Elderwood is beginning of q2? So, April? Not sure about other updates though.
No hard date, more a...suggestion...
Not beginning of Q2, any time in Q2
I'm guessing June
Lonmger than that and they're the Olderwoods
Oh Hammy ,, You can be funny Palian Friend ๐
Elderlywoods
And later we're playing a croquet mini game
....woods
Umm hhhi
can't remember the first part, Alzheimer kick in
An even bigger frogbert
So like When you go to a map in palia and forgot why you went there, only that you needed...something
It's just a common "Doorway Effect"
That's it, that's literally all there is. Some spoopy trees, a single glowing mushroom, and a frogbert the size of the entire Gales temple
Everything you'd ever need
That's what they want you to believe
Thank you so much!!!
Earlier some one ask how fast travel works and I jokingly said that when you chose destination, you got knock out cold and being carried by Ormuu Express Service :v
at least we have this 
Whack on the head and off you go. You actually don't go anywhere. They just bring you back to your homeplot. The rest is just hallucinations
A moisturized eyeball is important. Ask the kobold I play in my pathfinder group
My fav was when you made the snowballs make you
then you woke up like this 
The fact I have to dig through my void, full of nothing because I save none of what I made 
Anyway, bed call needs to answer
U gotta make a folder and save ur stuff!

Now that's good stuff
not the sniff sniff fern ๐
No I don't think so, the only way to buy it seems to be bundled, however you don't have to have both of the tools equipped in game if you do purchase the hero tools
!reacts beep boop don't mind me just lookin at somefin 
- All asks for Reacts should be done here https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1268344221203431434.
- If you want to showcase your plot, you can do it here https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1267963034110922904 .
- Home Tours guide
Feastery or Gully, that is the question 
Gully

Maybe next week I should post my food fields for the lulz
Axe and Pick Axe upgraded to fina quality. Now I can mine that ore that's in the last upgrades
is a channel here for Plot votes on this discord?

Hhi
Does anyone's tools keep glitching? Mine doesn't seem to equip when chosen ๐
I've found the way to fix it is use your glider once everytime it happens and they reappear
Tysm ๐
Is anyone else having trouble with the voice option when you're changing your character?
Yes, that is a problem. Fern recently linked to a video that has the voice options if you want to give them a listen before you make your change. #๐ฌโpalia-general message
Thank you so much! 
oops, I dropped my ||true form reveal||
what a cutie!
Mmm kitten sandwich. So fluffy
Do not eat

Catsup?
Grove drama and cats
I dint know what I was expecting
Ngl cat sandwich is making me ๐ฌ
4
Maybe a 5
7
I oscillate between 6 & 8.
This is how I feel when I jump off things in Palia
It's hard to pick just one, right?
Yes
4
a 9
Hehe 4 an 9
4 or 5
my kid is a solid 2
- I am always steeped in coffee.
Froggacino?
Large frog no cream or sugar extra flies.
A hop of sugar and a splash of milk
Served only on the finest lily pads.
Only the finest china...
Hello!
Does event quest and card progression stays till next event or does it resets to 0?
And what about event currency, foes it also stays or does it reset to 0 after the event?
8
Keep in mind that the Luna Maji Market and normal Maji Market are not the same event!
Is lunar done?
!market
- From January 23rd to February 20th, Maji Market will transform to celebrate Luna New Year.
- <t:1740470400:F> to <t:1741075140:F>
- <t:1742886000:F> to <t:1743490740:F>
- Continuing every 4 weeks
You still have until the 20th
The event quests should hold their spot until next year. However, there have been player reports that quests that were left in mid-progression last year didn't function correctly this year. The currency should also rollover like it did this year. The stamp card should reset next year.
Ah thank you
I think I spent all of mine last year so can't confirm if they roll over
Tbh the normal market is so much worse
Also keep in mind, this is as lot of "should". There isn't any guarantee and we only have 1 previous event to make assumptions from. My advise would be to progress as much as you can and spend as much as you can this year.
Thank you for tip / advice 
When Luna ends I think I'm just gonna keep ignoring the normal market unless they update it in a way that makes it suck less
Is anyone else having trouble logging in?
Probably, just keep trying tho!
If i wanted to give a suggestion to the devs, where could i do that? Is there a page with a suggestion box or such?
!feedback
Looking for where to share your game feedback & suggestions for Palia?
- To share feedback directly with the team: https://palia.info/feedback
- To discuss issues with other players: #๐ฆโissues-discussions
- To read the latest Dev Updates: https://palia.com/news
- For bug reports, contact: https://support.palia.com
Just out of curiosity.. How often do the votes update on your Tour board?
I have been giving votes last two hours to our people and I have not gotten a single vote in return.. ๐ค
hey does anyone know why i can't make spefic cooking recpies? I can see it in the menue and i have all the ingredents but its just not letting me.
If there's an icon in red below the needed ingredients, it means you need another of that station indicated
has there been anything saida bout when flow trees will be fixed on plots ๐ฆ
They don't take long to update but it does take time for folks to get around to voting. Plus there will always be people being dishonest about vote swaps- always has been an issue since tours came around 
I open palgen and bammmm frogbert mug
Yeah, thought of that myself. Dishonesty. ๐
ew tours this was the wrong summon
Mugbert
my game crashed after finalizing the placement for my treehouse
I hope it's not messed up again ๐ญ
How much hot pot did you play?
omg it stayed!! yah boi
A ton
Probably one of everything
Me waiting for pretty pictures like 
As many lanterns as you can so if and when we can trade decor I can rob trade them from you 
Yes, lanterns, I've got 4 corners, now I'm working on the others
Pain
So many snek plushies
Ignore me chdmcing something #๐คโtrading
I ain't correcting that spelling you can figure it out

a lucky 2 coins for certain 
Got the exact same gifts today

Been getting this crash when going to the underground specifically
Im super upset about this too - I had just gotten the ability to get seeds and BAM - broken...
The day I was having my community night to chop 100 trees is when I realized they could not be chopped... had 20 people standing there...
keep an eye on #๐กโdecor I posted the treehouse, when I get done decorating it I'm gonna post it finished ๐ฅฐ
well I was replying to someone lmao
my reply disappeared lmao
Got a cyl today
I blame palia bot cas it can't tell me I'm wrong
Also dead chat i can still find my last message 
Bears named paul haven't come to take away chat yet, so you'll just need to deal with it for now.
Does the chest limit increases when u increase your property size?
No but you can buy recipes for better chests at the furniture store
It cost 50k
In total, you can have 8 storage chests (in any combination of Wooden, Copper, or Iron) and 3 lockbox storage chests. https://palia.wiki.gg/wiki/Storage_Chests#Mechanics
Storage Chests, when placed on a Housing Plot, allow The Player to store items outside of their Inventory for later use.
The Player can place up to a total of 8 general storage chests (Wooden, Copper, or Iron) and 3 Lockbox chests on their Housing Plot(s). These numbers apply to all unlocked housing...
Does lockboxes increases ur storage limit too?
I bought copper storage but iโve never seen lockboxes
Lockboxes are kind of a separate thing
You can have up to 3 and each one adds 100 slots of "safe storage" (cooking/crafting will never pull from it)
Best used for those starred rubies to keep away from rogue chapaas.
Starred rubies are best displayed in the most prominent place on your plot, so that everyone knows you have one
fern if you see this, sorry
are they that rare?
@lean hawk IGN?
yes and no lmao if you play for long enough you'll have too many to count
Its Bao Pau
I have a ton if you want to request
I spent all my request xD
They're fairly abundant across Bahari Bay. But if you haven't acquired them before, you can't make an in-game request for them.
added, yeah just request and ill refresh
I'm curious. How do i make message in the voting channel to look neat? I see the IGN then Reaction, then Goal but it's all organized when people post what their info is. I can't figure out how to get mine to look neat and organized when I post mine. Anyone know how to make it look good?
I canโt refresh anymore, i asked for 4 sprout spices
oh :/ sorry
Can i buy them somewhere?
They are pretty common
You can format like that with shift+enter to create a new line instead of sending. If you're on mobile, it might be easier to copy someone else's message and update it with your own vaules.
Ohh
Thank you so very much! ๐
No, there isn't a vendor that sells briar daisies. You have to forage for them in Bahari Bay.
Not even from Ashura for foraging medals?
On mobile hit the "return" key in the lower right corner of the keyboard
Surprisingly, no. Heartdrop Lily, Brightshroom, Dragon's Beard Peat, Sweet Leaf, Heat Root and Dari Cloves are the purchasable items.
Sweet leaf?
Surprising that there's no briar daisies then
I mostly use my foraging tokens on dari cloves cuz these frickers so dang rare
I keep forgetting those medals exist. Mine just keep piling up. ๐
Ashura sells the little pond for 1k-ish of those medals, pick it up if you're interested in that
Otherwise use it on dari cloves (or i guess heartdrop lilies if you do romance)
I probably will once I start focusing on decorating my plot. I'm kinda dragging my feet until rock seeds get implemented.
I would like a system similar to Minecraft's silk touch, where you can bring a node home
Or just let us craft the nodes with stone and the ores
For real. I've only cleared a small section of my plot because I like how the stone nodes look. The yardwork stones just doesn't feel right.
They gave us flow trees, so I'm hoping the nodes are coming
if I could put large palium on my plot instead of these plain boring boulders, I totally would
as would everyone else probably haha
Hodari and/or Najuma stopping by asking, "What do you mean you want to put the ore back into the stone?"
my fault i got garnet and rubys mixed up for a second cause they are both red but yeah currently i have three rubys and alot of garnets which i sometimes sell.
I got my one star ruby last week, so I'll be retiring from the game shortly. 
still havent gotten mine but thats probably also because i sometimes take breaks from the game
off topic but i love the curtains we have now ingame, i even use them as decor for on the door frames
Have had mine since June. Apparently I got super lucky
i dont know if im unlucky but im already level 16 in mining and no star ruby but i think thats normal
I usually find stuff when I'm looking for something else entirely. @_@
That's exactly what happened to me. I was elder sernuk plush hunting and someone flared a node 10 feet from me. I hit it on a whim and was very surprised.
Level 16 is low. Some people don't have one at level 100
I got like 2 star quality rubies
well some of us have a life and dont grind all the time.
nah am lying, I don't even know how to get rubies
They should be adding nodes specific for gems
I also don't grind all the time. I've just been playing for a long time
Why do you even mine until level 100
you can get all exquisite equipment for like 30 palium
Ask Fern, she's at level 100 I think and still doesn't have the starred ruby
i've been playing since beta (open beta) rolled out but that doesnt mean i have to already have level 100
WAIT it's used for tish's quest?
I was gonna say, thought that was nerfed
I was gonna go like
Not anymore. It's an aquamarine and it doesn't have to be starred
They should've kept it at ruby tho since people breeze through these quests
if your skills are all balanced and are relatively close to each other, then you are playing the game wrong
I was glad they changed that. i was looking for a ruby for over two months by then
??
I could've done it when it was still ruby, I didn't. I can do it now, but I don't
there is no way to play the game wrong
Tish hater
My skill levels
Not playing Palia is the wrong way to play.
exactly
More like quest hater
My quest log is so full of unfinished quests
Finish them? I don't see the problem
Oh I see
God, I haven't even gotten my cooking to 30. I gotta start attending parties.
i still have to play palia with my friend but he has it so busy we dont get to doing it. wanted to do it around 2023. have we played together yet? no, have i been playing it alone? yes
Pls no
everyone talking about elderwoods, where the hell is that?
Pfft. Chapaas find a way to get everywhere. A locked quest won't stop them.
We crave that old wood. cough
Later this year 
Assuming they let it out of the box.
I hope it's not quest locked so I can just go there and fish
Which is why I've done every quest . . . fear I'll be blocked
Didn't you finish the main quest line?
I finished it up until the point where you get flow trees but I don't have the nameplate
Bruh go investigate the || Illegal flow merchant's activities ||
Which shows each person plays the game their own way . . my levels aren't high, but I've done every quest, and all friendships and romances
How do you know you have done every quest?
Rogue has 800 unicorns, rogue doesnโt need quests ๐
do we have a tracker for that?
I can't find any others, lol
You mean you're gonna give me a fishing rod and tell me to do quests?
Well not 800
||yet||
So you don't do quests that require RNG
There are also some hidden puzzles if you havenโt already done those ๐
Only 799. ๐
You can cross reference with the Palia wiki too.
Nah I don't feel like manually crossing out ones I have done
Only thing I know of that I haven't done is the tower climbing thing
I donโt have the dexterity for that
We have a tower to climb?
I don't touch that crap with a 1-mile pole
Just let me fish in peace, okay
In the underground, one of the arcade games gives a tp to the tower climbing
I am going to give it a try
when I am not paying attention the rooster at 3am scares the heebies out of me
I hyperfocused on the treehouse and I might be done haha
you can make a treehouse?
People out there making underground tunnels and upsidedown gardens
me watching tree house pictures and enjoying the updates
I would love to make a treehouse but I barely finished my maze, my only plot design idea after almost a year. ๐คฃ. I haven't even attempted to try any of the glitches or anything either.
I still can't get over how well these folks build their lots. I could t do a tree house or maze to save my life haha
The maze would've been easier and cheaper if they had come out with the stone walls BEFORE I started building it.
As long as your plot makes you happy it will always look amazing
By the time they released the building blocks stuff I was in too deep. ๐คฃ
Thank you, yes it makes me super happy and I'm super proud of it.
For real though. That sucks
So.many.hallways.
I personally enjoy seeing what people get up to and what choices they made, from homes to gardens and everything in between it's all be fun to see 
Now if only they would give us hedges as a fence option 
With enough glitching you can make anything
Pretty sure Diskette or Mortis could build a functional spaceship in Palia if they wanted to
Oh hi ciri 
Palia is too buggy to have parkour minigame
Still need more furnurniture from the market...and the maji torii from the regular market for the plushie restaurant

I wish it was as easy to earn tickets at normal market.
At Luna market I was even able to get to 100k
Also: it's 11:20 pm here and I'm tired. German hamster, out for today...
I was so mad I lost my ruby because of that lmao
3:21 am here 
Me who opted to learn once human over whatever palia doing
at least I get hime time 
!byechat

Ok fine I will get up and do dishes brb
Oh no, was it a starred one, please tell me it wasn't
At least we can decor 
I forgot rip
That's true
Technically you can but you'll make some other people very mad 
I might make a replica plot of Rune Factory Frontier's house someday
Sadly some people genuinely do that
I wish it would auto kick people out after 2 missed turns in a row to prevent afkpot
Especially when screen freezes and hitting buttons don't work. Have to log off and back on and by the time I get back I stay away from hotpot to avoid it again that time frame
Lucky. I play handheld, don't have a pc to play on instead
Hey at least you're not fully softlocked being a switch player if you installed the game in your internal memory
I wish I had a Switch or a Deck to play in bed
There are games I played where I almost considered spending irl, but now im permanently softlocked because one specific area's bazaar NPCs crash my game in a cutscene
I cannot skip said cutscene or I crash, cannot go slowly or I crash
And letting it run normally also crashes
It insta loads me back into it everytime I log in.
And im a ps4 user (THIS ISN'T PALIA IM ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTING IT)
Haven't bothered using my laptop because it's old and haven't used it in years ๐ if they didn't have issues for switch players it would be a lot more fun. Still enjoy the game though
It's worth a try
It's Tower of Fantasy specifically**
Every other area in that game runs at 60FPS
Except one
THAT to me is bad game design
Yes
Isn't that game on phones too...
Instead of your external driver or extra memory, install it directly on your internal main memory
It makes many games run better
You can trust me on that, tested it with a friend who has a switch
Yes
They do what most game devs do;
Add lots of content on top of each other and focus on new territories for most part, but forget to fix critical things like this
And the wild thing is; the area im talking about is the player equivalent to personal shops to commerce with NPCs
A reocurring area
The fact that it hasn't been fixed to this day speaks volumes
But yeah im literally softlocked there and I can't do nothing till I afford a ps5 lol
cries in Switch ๐ญ
Rip
Imagine if you coudn't go to the main town area in Palia to do your important reocurring things?
Im sure the devs would hotfix that ASAP
Can you link your account to another platform in that game?
not that I know of, maybe? Never tried it because this is my only platform
Plus it woudn't matter, the area im softlocked into is a reocurring area for main quests too
I'd just crash there eventually. It wasn't this bad a year or so ago, the lag was like Palia's
It happens, but was manegeable enough to avoid softlocking
is there a folder where printscreen shots go?
I've heard horror stories about people losing their Palia accounts because they left their characters in the Luna market area before the event ended last year
probably not, plenty of people can't get into kilima village rn, some switch users have to use the back way out of their plot and use the travel board
That's such a nightmare
Hope those people got their ACCs back
If you're using the Print Screen key, it should be in Pictures\Screenshots
Photos taken with the in-game camera go in a different folder altogether
But the crashes aren't consistent right?
note to self, return home before signing off on Feb 20th
I've had issues leaving kilima or bahari to go to a different area or to house plot
Lord this game needs weekly resets real bad
based on some players they pretty consistent
it depends on how old your switch is I think but most people have success switching plots like Daphne says. It's still a big problem though some people can't get out at all no matter what they do and have to use bahari exit
Yep. Having that issue made me take a few days break cause I couldn't go anywhere

โ ๏ธ Im gonna keep my expectations safe whenever I get access on my platform now
Hiya Fern dear!
These are issues almost exclusive to the switch rn because it's junk haha the switch is basically a cellphone
Modern gaming:
"see this area? 60 FPS but-- WAIT DON'T GO TO THE RIGHT THATS THE SOFTLOCKING area nooo stay back!!!"
there are plenty of PC issues no doubt but some of the bad ones are cause the game isn't optimized for the switch
Oh the game is not perfect at all on PC. Especially if you don't have a very powerful one
that's what I'm saying lol I can't play on my PC cause it's worse on there cause I have an old PC
See that tiny chappa plushie? Just it's tiny face has 1000 polygons
Palia might be the game to knockout my old pc
See that tiny toothbrush in your bathroom? 500 polygons
Hodari's biceps?
1.500 polygons
you think we have toothbrushes in palia? you wanted clutter nooo thats to much fun
ok, what folder has the in game camera shots?
I mean we have some clutter
Press Win+R and copypaste this
%localappdata%\Palia\Saved\Screenshots\WindowsClient
Pin this folder for easier access.
the fork, spoon and knife definitely count for clutter
Toothbrushes when we barely have functional plumbing is a reaaach 
^ those 3 use 300 polygons each
what are you talking about? my paltech fountain is totally running/hj
(Im obviously exagerating because game devs nowaday never edit their assets properly to optimize vidyas)
I eat polygons for breakfast
plan guys we rob the npcs homes who get jars and adorable small clutter items that gfactory probs made
I remember when they first invented clutter......we didn't even have books 
You should probably catch it 
that's a legit water source yo
idc that it's probably not drinkable 
But doors when? 
pc users have all the fun
I am a pc user and I am having no fun
Listen clearly doors are difficult to program
How else can you do it go back and forward without glitching assets into it like a GMOD door?
Sign reads "not palatable" 
I can build a treehouse across a lake on switch but I still can't put trees and doors inside my house ๐ฆ
the make special gate hinges for this. unfortunately there's a terrible draft 
Oh yes the Door Stuck incident: Palia edition
What's a but door?
The door wasn't stuck, the ct was the one who is stuck
yeah that does bother me so I don't want any doors inside, but I do want those trees inside tho
Do you prefer vidyas that allow you to manually open doors with hands
Or magical/telekinesis doors that open with your input?
First option comes with jumpscares potential only
Take it or leave it
I prefer opening doors manually like in Minecraft
I only have one trick question and that ain't it dw lol
Do not ask me it tho
Enjoy your choice
Careful whats on the other side
||Luckly it ain't RE2 doors that include potential zombers coming in animation||
I can make the choice easier;
Loading screen doors that last 30 seconds like most badly programmed bethesda games? Or continue with manual doors?
The future of Palia is in your hands
Lol. U changed ur pfp again.
Sorry, I have a question: does anyone know where all the chests in Kilima are? As always, thanks to anyone who will answers to me.๐.
We can put some chill music on those doors dw
Actually speaking of chill music, gonna share my favorite Kota Hoshino stuff in #๐ฌโoff-topic-chat
I should have just gathered 200 heartwood and sapwood instead of 500 each
YALL the game just flashbanged me
Everything went white and took me by suprise lol
Like all I could see was the controls and stuff๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Snowballs maybe? ๐๐ญ
Oh that's sus ๐คจ
Well i just found out about it the hard way I guess ๐
It was just very surprising
All hail fern
Everytime i teleport to other maps it does that
I need a walkthrough so I can see which ones I'm missing in bahari. ๐ญ
I canโt play properly, my kid in on my lap
Good game @crude quarry !
Amazing!! Thank you!!
well, at least you had fun.
@vague anchor @unique plume I played 6 hours today. ๐ซก I think I'm back. ๐ฅน I had to delete apex. ๐
Welcome back ๐ซ
well I guess I'll take a break and go eat real life food, talking to a villager at my plot has frozen me in place 
Dankeeee. Next time I d/l apex just smack me ๐๐
The whole tool bug was a bother, but I learned to just jump until it appears. ๐ก
Time to go talk to a real life villager lol
I know the tool bug has been bothering
yeahh but it wasn't too bad though I've been through worse bugs ๐
Lol i know, rn my character is starving she can't eat anything
is there a channel to beg for plot votes? : D
ty
lmao why beg ๐
wym? Cooking is broken?
No like the consuming option isn't working
bc want
I would've never guessed the riddle that I did today xD. I literally said plant or animal or food. I was thinking outside the box lol
so I use prt sc for taking screen shots, but they don't show up in pictures/screenshots
loll understood.
oh I hadn't had issues with eating. that's weird o.0
didn't even know this was a thing. nice
could be located in your captures folder
also are you just using prt sc or win+alt+prt sc?
It's stuck in there
!market
- From January 23rd to February 20th, Maji Market will transform to celebrate Luna New Year.
- <t:1740470400:F> to <t:1741075140:F>
- <t:1742886000:F> to <t:1743490740:F>
- Continuing every 4 weeks
It would be so cool if there was wildlife or animals on some plots. Even if I canโt hunt them or anything. Like the autumn leaves fields plot is a big open plain and it looks so barrenโฆ I wish it had deer or those buffalo looking things just hanging out
thats what plushies are for
They donโt move.. I was saying likeโฆ moving things.. and weather would be cool too
I dunno I was just looking at the plot I bought and thinking it looked like an empty ranch
As of now I don't think the plots could handle live animals, lol, but it would be nice down the line. The windmills were causing problems before xD
i like this idea tbh
the little cows are only obtainable through the zeki machine I think.
Switch players will go on a rampage if even plots used more assets
their games are crashing left and right, we cannot afford them also crashing on plot
Yeah, the farm animals has been a suggestion for nearly a year, it's just not a particularly good move rn. Even outside of the switch, it'll just be the host of more bugs, but if they do add farm animals, they'll just prevent them from being interactive.
@idle gale I made my own custom car that's driven by a chapaa if you count that, it does indeed move
Hi is there a problem with the servers today? Im in the middle of talking to someone (Sifuu) and the server is just dead. Got that cute little creature just running and nothing else happening
Server dead, like no players? Or talking w npc is buggy?
would anyone like to squad up and do some foraging
Bc it's probably both
keep in mind most players are in maji market because of lunar new year event
he has his cartel trade, he won't miss the egg butter and milk sales
This is whats happening
Restart game
Again? I already have to do that sever times a session
oof I'm glad you mentioned that I always forget.
Yep, I'm assuming you can't press Esc to use Unstuck
when is the event over?
mousy
No nothing is working. Ive had to restart the whole game
Yea, that's the only way out
Ratty
Yeah but now its gonna take me forever to get back in the game and make my way back to where i was.
we can tomorrow I was just about to log off ๐ข
Until s6 gets their stuff together it's all I got I'm sry ๐ข
you say that as if itโs not already the caseโฆ 
Its ok. Ive noticed there as still so many bugs
It gets worse as you build your house
Indeed
you should pop back up in the same general area at least, sometimes I end up like 300m away from where I was though and that's funny
once I was trying to get into the market and my game crashed but it popped me out way down the coast on top of a player trying to get a chest. she waves haha. I waved back. I'm sure I materialized by magic to her
@asiadabarbie i won't be able to be on late bc I work Wednesday through Saturday
I never said farm.. I just said like.. it would look more alive. Like if they can have waterfalls on the other lot why not decorative animals
there's like 20 flow trees on bahari rn if anyone wants to come cut them
I got like 999 trees in my storage rn
Okie, whenever you're free then just let me know. I'll add you when I log on tomorrow
Ok
I wish
Turning off foliage makes u hunt easier
me when i lower my settings to the lowest possible for +30fps xd
im sorry what
ohhh, ok. I said farm animals because you said the lot you bought looked like an empty ranch, but I know what you mean lol. I hope they do add stuff like this but I know the windmills caused a lot of issues at first. xD
It removes 90% of the grass except the gatherable and trees u can cut
Have a gn though. =]
If u right click after killing an animal it will allow u to move immediately
I love the idea, you should send it to feedback 
Like you said, we already have premium housing skins with moving water features and other items, so why not one with a few animals for those who are interested 
they're not in there either... If I want a screen shot that isn't using the in game camera it seems I just have to use ctrl-v in ms paint...
do you play on steam? on steam you can use f12 to screenshot
||tfw somewhere between 2 and 12% of meeks luck on PC is turning foliage off
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but also
||tfw most folks here prolly wonโt get the meeks luck reference
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comp players lowering their graphic settings for an extra 3fps xd (me)
howโs lny been yall?
yes, but I just use prt sc, but I'll try f12
hate getting screen shots off of steam tho
Pass it on ๐ฃ๏ธ
i started on switch. game crashed so much i literally got a PC (well, someone was kind enough to build one for me) just so i could play it. foliage settings are turned down to zero automatically on switch. when i started playing on PC, i was like, the heck is all this greenery?? flowers n stuff??
you can make it easier on yourself by right clicking on the screenshot folder and either pin to start or quick access so you dont have to keep doing the steps over and over again
thats the power of pc gaming in a nutshell
i will say, even though i have a good pc, i still lower my graphics to the lowest possible lmao
I always lower mine on Palia, for some reason Palia makes my pc hot
What is Petit Fives?
even f12 doesn't do a capture -_- annoyed... I'll just use prt sc and then ctrl v with ms paint sigh
fs, iโm not new to PC gaming, just didnโt have my own rig at the time.
from what i gathered on this here server, palia isโฆ notโฆ optimizedโฆ at allโฆ whatsoever.
i never had a problem with performance (only occasional ue crashes), but my lil tiny baby computer packs a lot of good hardware in its smol case.
iโve also heard that it super messes with dedicated gaming rigs tho ๐ญ
a food item
Yes mine too! Only UE games
never had a ue crash outside of palia.
ok, but still doesn't show up in any of the capture folders
that picture isnโt cool, please donโt use.
U have to go to snip & sketch after, save or copy it what u prefer
Are you trying to find the screenshots that you've taken in-game? /gen
yes, but with print screen, not in game camera
that's no different than using print screen and then ctrl v with ms paint though
I canโt do printscreen since my keyboard is the small one
hi, Is it possible to change the account linked to Steam? I ended up getting confused and put in a Palia account that I no longer use. I wanted to link my more advanced Palia account to my Steam.
U mean automatically saved on a folder?
Ms paint doesnโt allowed that anymore like snip & sketch
I love fishing
name checks out
print screen and then ctrl v with microsoft paint works for me
Lamoaoaoa name is just cause of marine biology :3 if you want I can explain to you a lot about the blobfish and why it shouldnโt be named the ugliest fish ever
probably better content for https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/850177686369730570 if it lasts for more than a few messages, but yes, please enlighten me 
You & Fern will be good friends xd
Sent it there
Anyone trade pods?
I have extra muujin plushie
So close, Iโll never get that lucky again
I can't type or do anything in that ๐ I didn't even have it til I clicked that om sorry
Oh, don't be sorry. I was just thinking you'd get better responses there
You have to do something in order to post there
You have read the rules and to react โ
to the first, pinned message in the trading chat to be able to use the channel! Plenty of pods in there to trade 
There you go!
#๐คโtrading message here's the message @tired sleet !
Thank you both soo much
HI ALL HOPE YOU ARE ALL WELL ia an good and just lookinf around discoird
I just downloaded the game and trying it for the first time
WELCOME i fope you enjy
Thank you ๐
!market
- From January 23rd to February 20th, Maji Market will transform to celebrate Luna New Year.
- <t:1740470400:F> to <t:1741075140:F>
- <t:1742886000:F> to <t:1743490740:F>
- Continuing every 4 weeks
think I need 5,000 more lucky evelopes to get the dova plush
One message removed from a suspended account.
!support will have to do it for you, S6 hasn't given us the choice to fix it ourselves
Here's a link to the Player Support: http://support.palia.com/
One message removed from a suspended account.
Can the devs please program in a new rule for hotpot?
If a player doesn't make a turn on their own after something like three turns, they get booted and replaced by an AI player? Had a hotpot game take WAY longer than it should've because a player went AFK the entire time. Missed out on Chapaa Chase as a result.
Yeah that glitch sucks, the person is stuck until the game ends unlike if someones game fully crashes the person leave the game after two times not playing. Been wishing they'd find a fix for this for months. I think it mainly affects switch players but not certain.
Theres a bug that happens that doesnt allow players to pull a card, it usually kicks them out of the table on the 3rd round of it, or fixes itself. It almost always happens to someone during hotpot.
Theres also another glitch that doesnt allow people to join players even if a slot is open.
Something thats been an issue since they brought back hotpot.
For my hubby who plays on switch it doesn't boot him from the table the game continues on until someone wins. He isn't able to draw or exit the game or anything. Totally frustrating for everyone involved.
I've had it happen to me on PC, and it kicks me after the 3rd time or randomly will fix itself.
Ah okay I guess it does happen on both platforms then just with differing outcomes.
I play on PC and I think I had it happen one time but I don't remember if it kicked me from the game or not lol. The worst part is he can still see the game play out and he'll shout out from the next room "I would've won with that card RIGHT THERE if I hadn't glitched UGH". ๐คฃ
yeah I play on switch and sometimes it fixes itself, sometimes it let's me stay and unable to play until am able to get rewards for the end of the match and sometimes it just closes the game lol
I will continue my play tomm but how do i get fruits without planting?
you can try and request from other players for fruits
Thank you
good morning
Ayo, ayo. 
Does anyone know when the winter snow and autumn leaves are disappearing? Kinda over seeing all the Christmas stuff still. Bring me SPRING!!? ๐ค
the leaves I thought was already gone \
hello. it seems i can't get Palia to use my dedicated GPU. even if i set it in windows settings, it still defaults to the intel one.
anyone know how to go about this?
Are you talking about this? This is normal.
Check task manager if you don't believe me
pssst don't let Fern see this
everyone (at) fern so they see it xd
that is a pog fish if i ever seen one
where do i get
Seems to be a model furniture from Villager's house, many of which we don't have the right to have 
I want to have that Wisteria Tree behind Tish's house on home plot 
Why must they mock us with such beauty of furniture, yet we cannot touch.

I miss him. They should bring him back for an annaversery event
Or for the Elderwoods launch
Beast of the Elderwoods turns out to be kaiju frogbert
Looming over everything, silently judging...
not the fact that the people get so toxic on this game
I may be stupid but I can't find where you can get this snake? Where can you get it?
In front of the chapaas there's like a message board(not a cash register)
Thanks
Gmmm
Itโs from the little shop right next to the chaapa enclosure - open the store by interacting with the glowing sign
@ the Luna market
Thank you, yes, I figured it out. For some reason I forgot that that's there ๐คฃ
Haha no worries glad you found it
lol already experiencing it? ๐ข
how do you figure?
yea got verbally bullied bc of something i didnt know about.
Is there a way to change the Visitor permissions so my wife and I can play together in one house plot? I'd like to give her access to my inventory so she can help plant crops and stuff
That is not possible ๐ some wishes for that too...
Hellu Cirina
Very unfortunate ๐ฆ
you can sit cross legged on a couch if you hop up and use the sit emote haha
I keep saying that for months now. It looks especially weird when there is no back rest
Doing the van Damme splits I see
Nothing like a good stretch!
This would be the perfect moment to post the long chapaa but I don't have it
Chapaas do be rollin'
Did anyone have any issues when equipping tools? I had my fishing rod equipped, but its not showing up in my characters hand, not sure why that is.
@jovial quarry it's just a small bug, jump twice to make the glider appear and normally after that your tools are in your hand
It worked, thanks so much!! ๐
palia lore lowkey interesting, am never skipping dialogue, just realized zeki had 4 ears
Are we getting update preview next thursday?
So you finished shepp quest?
yup!
I wish we get more cutscenes
lil fella doesn't know how to sit in a chair
same! They are really nice!
You might want to check the spelling on that.
Hi everyone, how are you all doing?
HAHA too early
Iโll just do
It old fashioned way. Good morning friends
wish we had palia ferret stickers
ayyo, LOL who is responsible for the stickers?? ๐
Hello Mortis
Playing coffee and drinking palia...
I believe most our stickers were added when we had a CM. ( I might be wrong )
We really need more.
maybe they will add the stickers we'll get next patch to the discord as well
too bad I don't have foresight to predict the post below to use it
Last time we had stickers added #๐ขโcommunity-news message

I remember there were 10 in a row 
found it #๐ฌโpalia-general message ||
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Why is there still Christmas stuff with the latest patch? It's February. Is there no new quests at all??? Honestly, wedding stuff over improving the actual game?! Baffling.
I said grand, I'll focus on the temple stuff, game keeps crashing so I can't catch anything I need.
It is still winter so I guess they just decided it made more sense to keep the winter stuff up instead of the autumn, but it does kind of feel like no one is watching the kids right now. We're out here causing chaos and struggling through back to back broken market events.
It's not winter in Ireland anyway. ๐ It's two months since Christmas, at least they could get rid of the decorations and keep the scenery. Is there any word on another patch eta?
Just wait for patch day
Is there an ETA?
Of course it's still winter in Ireland. The whole Northern hemisphere is on the same seasonal schedule as always. Updates tend to happen on the last Tuesday of the month, but that will be too late to fix a very busted YEARLY event and that bothers me a lot more than the old Winterfest booth still being available.
NO ONE is hitting the stamp card achievements this year. It's impossible because they lowered the chapaa chase spawn rate after we fought so hard to get it raised to prevent exactly this.
Eh it's not winter in Ireland. It's spring actually. Not sure why you're correcting me, especially when you clearly don't live here but you're wrong, we use the celtic calendar. So 1st Feb is spring. ๐ฃ
ANYWAY The game is constantly crashing and it's ridiculous to have to wait two months for a mediocre update that's more focused on capitalist nonsense than the actual game.
Is there any idea of new quests in the next patch? What's going to happen with the blueberry thief? Surely some minor coding to progress a small bit is better than nothing.
hey guys i hope yall do well. will toda ybe an update ?
in the last patchnotes it said that there will coem more stuff february 4th tho. thats why i thought it will be an update today
Unless they made a post in the news channels, there are no updates
Oh I missed that. ๐
It's just them adding a new premium stuff. And it isnt an actual update, it's like flipping a switch to enable the option to purchase said things.
I think some of the cash shop items go live today, so that's probably why you had the 4th in mind
Like the woeful wedding stuff.
wedding stuff in general was added and is not premium. i do think it's lackluster tho
I dunno, maybe getting rid of half their dev team wasn't a good idea??
lol ya think?
Seems they got rid of the ones with any cop on.
They dwindled themselves down to 36 emplyees last year and we're all feeling the pain
Yeah that would be why I said it...
And why I'm very much agreeing with you.
Some half decent devs loaded on red bull and no sleep would have a better update in a few days.
A good company should not make their devs do this.
They must be working the handful they have left to bits. It's not right.
No course not, but they would get it done in half the time with less effort.
And probably without breaking half the code.
They usually do have an update ready to go live after the last batch of login rewards tho. So my assumption/theory (not confirmed) is Feb 18th. (Or feb 21st, if it's the day after LNY.)
Again, just my theory, not like.. something confirmed. Just how their pattern usually is. (not always, since last patch wasn't like that, but it seemed like a delay since they messed up the dates and had to fix it after posting patch notes
)
Any less effort and this would be the sims 4! ๐
Didn't they do that after they broke the game at the winter update too?
You could be right so.
Pretty sure the game was on auto-pilot during the christmas break so when the Winterfest event ended, it was set to revert to the halloween one, which hung around a few days until someone changed it back to winter
Essentially, yeah ^
They did do like 1 hotfix to try to address the snowball flashbang issue for (some) people. Still so glad the snowball flashbangs are completely fixed with this patch lol, that was the main highlight for me 
It's ridiculous, they going to lose half the players at this rate.
Argh.... I just fixed it... 
If anything I'm glad the winter stuff is available to all the people who couldn't play while the game was incredibly dangerous
They mentioned their main focus is on Elderwoods, tho. So we'll see how that is when that drops. 
What's elderwoods?
So frustrating.
Elderwoods is going to be the defining moment for Palia. Make or break. If it isn't good, many of those who have worked hard to remain optimistic all this time are going to tap out.
haha yes, like ultra-instant grow-delux
The new third zone coming (hopefully) q2 this year
New map/zone. Mentions it here:
https://palia.com/news/mini-dev-blog-zlc
The lunar new year stuff is cool but grows old very quickly.
There's another post they did about it, but wanted to link the most recent one. Since it mentions theyre hoping for Q2 of this year. So we'll see.
Thanks, I totally missed it, will have a look
Sometimes it feels like palia is a premium shop with a game attached to it...
sometimes games feel like a store with a game attached to it
There's isn't too too much info, but it at least shows a preview of the soundtrack for Elderwoods. And a little "sneak peek" i guess at the bottom.
Don't forget plushie collector
bad rng simulator.
Payleeuh, Plushia, tomatoe, potatatoe
It's a pity you can't trade pushies, I have loads of the same.
You can?
you can actually.
You can! We even have #๐คโtrading now
You need one for white screen of death 
I got got thrice yesterday. The tour board is a main offender for me personally.
I pay so little attention to the cash shop at this point. I couldn't justify the expense before when I only like one or two pieces of an outfit, but now it's more about me not wanting to reward bad practices. They've let the game deteriorate so much. Too much of it is horribly broken.
are there limited time cosmetics in the game?
How???
Nope
There aren't supposed to be, but what's one more broken promise? That came out far nastier than I meant it to.
Umm, i guess not, but there was a limited time pet. so theyre at least starting to experiment with that idea.
There are booths in teh underground, which you can use to rade them, after a very short sidequest
that's my snark limit hit for the day ๐
So far there's been limited twitch drops and the Umbran Owl pet (that they said might come back) off the top of my head
Oh I haven't been down there in a while, thanks, I'll check it out, will keep me busy while not much else to do! Is there a list of plushies anywhere?
Make sure you react to this msg to post in the channel: #๐คโtrading message
And just in case, also make sure you get the LFG role and anything else you may need in id:customize , along with making sure no hidden channels you want to see are, well, hidden. id:browse . Some are hidden by default.
And Hamster already mentioned how to trade and where in-game! 
!plush
Another reason to avoid tours 
Ah cool, thank you!
Uh oh, what's that? It's the sound of a gold star screeching it's way to u on a Mario kart motorcycle

๐๏ธ ๐จ
It's because of the bugged shader on the winter and maji plots. Visiting these in person almost guarantees the white screen for me
Going to have to start putting those gold stars on my fridge
Every time I do tours there's at least one house where I end up forever falling.
I only visited one of those and had three instances (after reloading the game between to try to reduce the chance but alas)
Yup, had that happen too, also saw other players for some reason
This happens too often for me so i just dont even bother. it gives me panic and anxiety-- not just because of heights/falling freaks me out soooo bad, but also bc i worry about falling into the void with no escape. ๐ญ
S6 at it again, selling broken cosmetics for real monies 
I found it funny that I took random tours, got the same house twice in a row and after that my own plot...
At least with the falling issue you can still just move on to the next house and be fine. White screen of death is a nightmare.
The bug where you keep returning to the same plot on tours has been around ever since that feature got added
Just been trying to get to the 2k/3k visit benchmark on my acheev so I can at least know how much more I have to do for the one achievable highest tier nameplate I can get
but guess not
One of many things they swore they fixed.
I still just worry since some people in the past (granted, was before house tours!) were stuck at the market last LNY and had to get actually reset ๐ญ so i just always get worried 
And yes, definitely. I'm still so glad i haven't experienced it yet. I dread for the day 
And it used to be a lot worse! I still have to fight the muscle memory of going back to the board to hop too because of how the votes weren't counting if you hopped from a plop using the "next plot" button lol
Wow. How many of my votes must have not counted back then
I did enough tours to get the wallpapers and juke boxes and now I sort of want to forget all about it. If they ever fix it I might go for nameplates.
Did u know
tour board store
is also bugged

I'm currently saving up 450 tickets for 3 features to try and go for tier 4 hearts
I used a featured yesterday, got to 126.
In that I usually have to make a couple of attempts to interact before the items load?
There's a specific time when you should use it to get max votes
And a couple (?) of the jukeboxes are not showing (for me) even when I reload the board a few times
Well, damn...
Friday/Saturday evening is best from what I've heard
(Evening EU time I mean)
Oh I haven;t needed to buy one in a long time. Must be a fairly recent problem. Probably the same issue the LNY booths are having right now where items vanish when you buy other items
what do the jukeboxes do?
Here's me, using it monday morning...
Play one single Lofi-song.
Each one plays a different song. There are 8 of them currently.
The worst of both worlds of feeling like you're doing this as a job but not getting paid for it
what am I, a social media marketing manager, timing my post for the Bestest Search Engine Optimization results? 
eight from the store and one was a login gift
The login gift was the yellow one. Is that one not in the store?
Was worth it for the pretty plate tho
S6 to us about home tours (probably):
That'S a different one I think
I'll log in and check
Me at a cake party when no one laughs at my really bad pun:
I usually do my tours on monday and post pictures here, when I find something nice, but lately it was meh. last week I had multiple empty plots with dozens of votes...
Okay so the yellow login one is not in the store, but there's still 8 total. There's only 7 in the board.
See I'm gonna log in now too cuz I'm fairly sure recently I've only been able to see 6 tops 
i'll laugh at all your jokes and puns 
(This means yes)
I forgot that 1 jukebox was a login reward with no other way to get it. (yay fomo. love that /sarcasm) 

It all went downhill, after they took kaiju frogbert from us
It's worse than I thought yall- I only have five (5) jukeboxes 
it was already starting before that. Still sad i missed out on the froggy outfit when it was actually free, and sad i missed the red froggy bucket.
All bc i didnt know it was limited time ๐



HAX
My server was so full I barely made it to 5
everyone is hotpot hard, I got a head start 10 chapaas in a min, my heart bumping so hard at the last 10 second 
Will the Zeki Club thing be available today?
No one knows 
Your guess is as good as ours
I randomly got the lucky tree thing from the event this whole time i thought i had to finish all the stamp cards and i cant finish the chapas ones. Impossible. So that made me happy.
You get the personal wish tree from doing 9 wishes
....I was supposed to be fishing for chests....
on the bright side, you got an amethyst
Palia to Fern: "Ame put thyst here, fish you go" ๐ซด 
Some said I'm a wizard myself ๐
Mortis ruined my "Final Chapaa Chase Stamp Unobtainable" protest and now I'm sulking because I know I'll keep trying
Palia just crashed and I'm taking it as a sign
You can do it!
- side note, it's impossible to switch users since their controls are way more complicated, for pc users as I barely get it in time with a few seconds spares. :/
Right? Like how do they realistically expect us to get 25 with the amount of participants?
They don't.
I can't even imagine having to do it on Switch. I'd throw it against a wall.
one chappa for each player, take it or leave it xd
You are a wizard ๐ช
Mortis with mortis magic.
Hey chat! Howโs everyone
Hi E
Heyy Kira! Hows the plot coming along?
It might be done today 

Gotta go around do some adjustments, but I should have the last few lamps I need to finish my flowers.
Wow amazing! I will check it out again soon
Hi! I have come back to Palia after almost a year break and discovered we can trade plushies now! What's the best way to advertise what I'd like to trade for? I have a screenshot from the Palia trade generator, but I don't know where to post it... Thanks in advance!
Kira reacts to the name for sure 
The best thing to do is read the rules in #๐คโtrading and post what you are looking for or have to trade there. I can also send you a link many people use.
Thank you!!!
Hi Mortis! Good to see you
https://tiermaker.com/create/test-17594356 this is one of the tiermakers many people use for posting in trading 
The letters at the top right of the image denote the following -
.TD - Twitch Drop
.L - Login Reward
.ZC - Zeki Coin
.HP - Hotpot prize wheel
.MM - Maji Market
.MC - Madrinas Collab
.R - Referral Reward
.Q - Quest
.HB - Hunting/Bug Catching.
.F - Fishing
Made by - Roy Kent
.....Tag me in the official Palia discord if you have any suggesti...
Hellu E, back at cha 
What is everyone up to in game lately?
I have now watched this 10 times. Its mesmerizing
Hotpot and working on my plot when im actually not playing once human 
Right its the best
Ciri!!!
all good people in here as usual
Hi Ciri 
Yeah and I actually slept for once instead of being awake til 8am 
Wow! Miracles do happen ๐
Thanks Ham. As always.
Its okay I am kiwi to many people unintentionally 
You said it Citrus 
Bird or fruit...or both?
Hi Hammy 
I also found the clip of the laser crocodile babies again...
I have no idea what this is. But I think I need it in my life
I'll send you the links in DM ๐
It's impossible on PC too
Rogue is here too
its my lucky day in palgen
whole squad is here 
Don't blame the Switch, blame the broken game
nintendo switch when any game renders more than 5 objects at once
The Zelda games do fine on it. Palia is just optimized like trash
No optimization, only potato pods
thats true lmao. game devs are slacking on the optimization department
Wrong the switch is bad
Yeah games that are made literally for switch or are very like simple in detail (stardew or hollow knight for example) are great for switch, but they should of waited til the game was out of beta.
Not even arguable lol the switch is just bad
It's an alright console. Not perfect but alright
Every console beats it out of the water :3. even their older consoles had more power
Older consoles had more power?
You really think the Wii U was more powerful
And it doesn't have to be the most powerful thing out there to be an alright console. You're playing games, not admiring every individual pixel
Today I really got reminded, that I am living in Germany: I phoned multiple times with my lung doctor and a hospital, only to realize, that the FAX (!) my doctor sent arrived there empty...multiple times. Had to verify that this morning and afternoon and then get my doctor to send a mail to the hospital...and NOW everything is there and I'll have to wait for the hospital to call me. I have been waiting for a month so far...
Lol if I set this to 60 my laptop will sound like a vacuum cleaner
Dealing with doctors and stuff is so draining especially like how much overtime or consistently. I hope things turn around for your situation 
You can then play while removing dust...
Except dust inside the laptop is not good
Lol I just tried it on 60, it feels so unnatural
The fax ๐๐ poor you
I hope so. Another day, a doctor had an e-prescription for me. I went home, went to the pharmacy two hours later: no prescription in the system. Went to the doctor: their whole system crashed while sending the prescriptions...
We are pretty high tech here in Germany.
Heard Japan has the same problem. They only recently banned floppy disks in government institutions
Not much better here tbh. I spend 3 hours at the pharmacy waiting for a prescription for my mother to come through last week.
I've seen major chain stores still actively using winxp
I do have to say: they are working with ancient pcs at my doctors', but hearing one nurse threaten the computer itself with burying it in teh bosnian mountain side where even god won't be able to find it was hilarious...
I get that we're very set in our ways on this side of the pond, but every time I hear a fax machine it feels like I fell into a wormhole
To her credit: the computer did not crash
Im sure it was very scared
Shaking in it's CPU
Palia on Gameboy Advanced when
Reports of exploding gameboys coming soon...
๐ฅ
finally i can play palia on 72p resolution having 3fps xd
Palia - Slideshow edition
Each slide takes 2-3 business days to load
After sending in a request a week before
Isnt this normal edition?๐
These people need more SSD in their life
the crashes are a bonus!
Why so fast?
Forgot that one page, you thought was not important? Well, joke's on you!
Why new PC, just crack that bad boy open and plug in SSD in there
Because German doctor's office...
$10 upgrade and saves you a lot of banging your head against a wall
I forgot I have those too 
Yeah doctors wont know what to do๐๐
Did you guys ever see your doc google your symptoms btw? i have xD







