💬│palia-general

[gaunt tusk]

wait where did you get this recipie?

[pure reef]

Thanks green Jimmy

[inner crane]

Oh don't mention it, green fern 😂

[wild flume]

this is one of the foods that give a lot of glow worms

[gaunt tusk]

i hope we get the Maji market back

[livid bolt]

poke bowlll 🫨

[plain rain]

manage to connect the other controller but the inputs wont work

[pure reef]

It was from the Luna Maji Market by the way, purchased at Reth's stall

[white grotto]

Was that one not included in the tavern register when they added some of the market recipes?

[pure reef]

People sometimes have lucky fish parties that you can join though if you ever want the feesh! It's great xp for cooking and good for worms as the last person said

[pure reef]

Oh maybe it was! I got it at market so I wouldn't have even thought of that.

[white grotto]

I'd have to go look, because same, got them at the event.

[hallow hornet]

How do you do that, haha you'll have to excuse my dumbness I'm very new to the game

[wild flume]

No worries man. You level up your skills by just doing them and eventually you'll get letters in your mail about new recepies. They cost some gold to purchase.

[pure reef]

As you level up, you'll unlock guild recipes and store items from the people that lead the skill guild. Mine and chop a lot, eat focus food or veggies from the garden when you can (your focus helps you level up faster), and then make sure to talk to Ashura (at the inn or remembrance garden, lead of foraging, axe upgrade recipe) and Hodari (in bahari or at the inn for lunch, lead of mining, pickaxe recipe)

[pure reef]

Everyone's new once! And if you're struggling or your question ever gets lost here when chat goes fast, there's other channels that might help you too. #🐣│palia-newbies #🤝│quest-help and #🤝│game-help will come in handy I'm sure. Welcome home and happy gaming! We're here if you ever have questions. And we'll never call them dumb!

[alpine epoch]

Probably from Maji Market

[stark quest]

whats the chances of a lunar fairy moth plush? 0-o iv cought hundreds and nothing

[pure reef]

I don't think they've released the drop chances for bug plushies

[hallow geyser]

around the same as hunting plushies i think

[undone pewter]

👀

[tawny umbra]

anyone know why theres a humming sound coming from this

[floral tiger]

I’m itching for a new update. Anyone have any guesses when the next update will be?

[trim blaze]

I FINALLT GOT THE LUNAR FAIRY PLUSHIE!

[chrome pewter]

Congratulations

[stark quest]

bro iv been hunting for it for ages. gimme

[muted plover]

I swear to god the game keeps closing down on me and its driving me insane AND ITS PREVENTING ME FROM DOING THE ITS TAKES A VILLAGE ZEKI QUEST

[chrome pewter]

Allens add my username I can invite you to a honey lure later

[left meteor]

I’m finally making the drive to move in

[pure reef]

It's a bugged, non visible chest in there I think, 2 or 3 updates it's been driving me batty

[stark quest]

added ❤️

[sick hearth]

Can someone please tell me quickly which reaction I need to get the name plate with the stars on?

[pure reef]

If the pattern holds, on the 27th!

[pure reef]

Here's all of them!

[sick hearth]

Thank you so much! 🫶🏻

[muted plover]

Wait do you have to buy thoses

[tawny umbra]

theres been multiple places ive been that have that same exact sound and it drives me crazy as well

[chrome pewter]

Is that statue garden?

[left meteor]

FERRRRN I swear I never see u anymore

[pure reef]

No those are the ones that you get by obtaining those amounts of votes on your posted tour plot

[proud vault]

Do you have to get those reactions within the 1 week each housing tour season lasts?

[pure reef]

Yes all bugged chests!

[floral tiger]

Fingers crossed!

[pure reef]

[left meteor]

i think as long as they have the same reactions they transfer??? don’t take my word though, I haven’t played in about a few weeks due to packing and moving

[inner crane]

They reset too

[left meteor]

oop fern is saying no

like I said, don’t take my word

[pure reef]

Yes and that's where #🏡│home-reactions and #1267963034110922904 comes in, you can post your plot and get votes that way. Also, people have taken to posting threads in #1143270926394335282 for vote swapping to push things along faster.

[chrome pewter]

I play on switch and I feel like I deal with less issues than many PC players

[pure reef]

Give it time /half joking

[inner crane]

As long as you don't visit jumamis plot

[left meteor]

me when I lie

(/j)

Don’t visit Coruscannot’s plot either (lie go visit their plot, it’s gorgeous but i almost crash everytime 🤩)

[left meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/good-one-jim-carrey-smile-sarcasm-laugh-gif-4958042

[chrome pewter]

I'm talking about actual consistent bugs or sound glitches. OFCOURSE my switch crashes with this game

[left meteor]

when does the switch not crash.

[pure reef]

I thought I was safe because I built my plots on switch primarily before heading to the laptop more recently, but apparently a couple of my plots been crashing a few switch users lately too.....I've lived long enough to become the villian

[chrome pewter]

On games that are built and ported properly

[inner crane]

And such a cute villain you are xD

[chrome pewter]

I got 300+ hours on Skyrim Switch and I didn't have alot of issues with crashing and the graphics of the game on switch is amazing

[pure reef]

[chrome pewter]

Strom somehow got a perfect port on a low powered console launch

[left meteor]

they have assassins creed on switch. I’ve not touched it with a 25 mile pole. I feel like the switch would butcher it compared to a standalone console

[chrome pewter]

Skyrim

[echo lily]

Hi all! This might be a stupid question, but I want to make sure. I am aware the trees count to the decor limit. But I am curious about does 1 tree takes up 1 decor spot or multiple spots?

[left meteor]

assassins creed is notorious for crashing on Xbox and PlayStation, forget a switch

[chrome pewter]

I haven't played Assassin's Creed on it so I couldn't tell you but I'm telling you if older generation AS doesn't play on it, it's the port company issue

[inner crane]

It is graphical rubbish xD

[left meteor]

and see in assassins creed you have to have those graphics to know what you’re attacking 😭

guys I never go off topic ever see

[pure reef]

One spot across all plots. And this applies to other things too like crafters and cooking stations.

[chrome pewter]

Nintendo Switch is powerful enough to play all 7th generation games. If a 7th Gen game has issues on the console, it's the port's issue not the console

[echo lily]

Thank you so much! 😁

[inner crane]

That's why I only have 1 plot xD i can't be bothered to calculate while buildings

[chrome pewter]

So what I'm saying is - switch could actually run GTA 5 OG version lmao

[inner crane]

You have my respect mate

[manic gorge]

we got 500 worms left who gonna give me their fish stew luck

[pure reef]

Not me, I need that

[chrome pewter]

I actually haven't gotten fish stew recipe but every other recipe

[inner crane]

https://tenor.com/view/bloater-dfk-defikingdoms-soup-gif-24196284

[chrome pewter]

I'm not much of a Fisher 🤔

[left meteor]

hey you can’t just expose my photo like that

[chrome pewter]

Anyone else here a Tish fanboy

[pure reef]

I'm one meesly fish away from the fish acheevs and yet.....no fish stewp

[manic gorge]

Babe come over, we can fish while my parents aren't home

[inner crane]

Tish has some creepy gazes xD

[chrome pewter]

Creepy? I don't see it

[random pagoda]

my fish tanks are looking weird, anyone else?

[manic gorge]

known bug, they are fixing it for hopefully next update! maybe they might pay the fish tank cleaners by then

[left meteor]

OOP

[inner crane]

Ah god it haunts me xDDD

[pure reef]

Am shamelessly stealing nazmemes this am

[echo lily]

Sorry one more question. What do you mean with across all plots? So if 1 plant 1 tree on current plot, will that count as 1 spot on the empty plot as well? Because i can't see that tree there

[chrome pewter]

That's gotta be a quick shot of her cus I've never seen her look like that 😂

[pure reef]

Yes, it counts. It's a bug that they have tried to fix to the detriment of trees not growing at all, then reversed it. They're working on it but it's apparently a bit treeky (tricky )

[inner crane]

Bro she's a psych xD some find that attractive

[muted plover]

the game closing on me is exhausting has this been on going problem?

[patent wind]

Is the twitch drops still happening ?

[left meteor]

wording? Please.

[pure reef]

No current drops at this time

[echo lily]

Ahhh man. Alrighty thanks alot!

[chrome pewter]

Psycho? No way you saying that

[patent wind]

Awwww that's a bummer 😦 I wanted the plushie.

[lusty escarp]

Quick question, how do people manage to get trees inside of their homes?

[pure reef]

There's a plushie currently available as a log in reward in your news tab

[left meteor]

There’s many of us here with mental health issues. Please can we refrain from using psycho or psych?

thanks!!

[inner crane]

If you cut trees you can get the seeds. Or if you finish the one ness quest

[inner crane]

I'm sowwy. I didn't mean it that way :0

[patent wind]

Yeah I got those already 🙂

[chrome pewter]

Bro tryna call Tish a psycho... That's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while

[pure reef]

It's a plot hopping glitch. Sometimes when trees go to the next growth cycle on another plot they hop to the plot you're on. There's other ways to do it too!

[left meteor]

I get it!! Sometimes we don’t mean it, but it’s so ingrained into society that we don’t realize!!!

it’s better to educate someone than to just fuss. mistakes DO happen.

[pure reef]

Then stick around, I'm sure there will be more drops right around the corner. They really drive up playtime and viewership so the next round will likely be announced soon.

[chrome pewter]

All I know is Tamala is a problem

This woman treated me the worst when I started romancing her. I was so emotional 😂

[hallow geyser]

it does get better, but not by much lol

[chrome pewter]

Getting me to bark cus of her perfect female figure... Developers know what they doing

[round heart]

I didn't even know that was a forum. Thank you so much!

[hallow geyser]

she is definately for a specific category of people lol

[chrome pewter]

She's like Makima but without the pull. It's bad. 😂😂😭

[left meteor]

lesbians???

(me, I am a lesbian)

[chrome pewter]

Subira is fantastic though im really enjoying her as both friend and romance she's just a great person

[lime marsh]

This is a really important question: I haven't checked yet but I am really hoping Hassian (the hunter, I may have forgotten his name) is Romancable? If so, is his romance good or is Hodari the best

[hallow geyser]

nah, im talking about people who are into very unique features of partners, like their treatment towards them lol

[iron herald]

Hello everyone. Im new. is there some type of weird glitch when youre creating a character it says naems are taken? I have spent an hour and a half now putting in dozens of names and it says theyre all taken im at a loss lol please help

[lime marsh]

How does the romance even work in this game is it like stardew valley where u can marry them and stuff or do you just go into town and flirt hahaha

[chrome pewter]

I like crazy/Dom chicks a bit but I mostly romance her cus she got a perfect body lmfao

Sad but true - metallica

[hallow geyser]

loool, but i think we better tone down the convo a bit b4 we get in trouble with naz and his army of Palia bots

[chrome pewter]

HoDaddy Hodilemna

[manic gorge]

thank you for the fish stew luck ❤️

[inner crane]

anyone wanna go fish with me?

now that my luck is gone xD

[hallow geyser]

on my way to bahari now for another war against the sq unicornfish lol

[inner crane]

thats my plan too xD

[chrome pewter]

Palia .183 update: LET ME ROMANCE SIFUU

[unique plume]

You can do it 💪
If I caught 30 you can catch 1 ❤️

[inner crane]

flex XD

[unique plume]

There's nothing to flex, it's called an addiction

[hallow geyser]

i came across it this morning, but i was too slow in reeling, and ended up losing it again cos i pulled in my line instead of keeping it in the water😭

[chrome pewter]

https://youtu.be/v4CPCe0YV3I?si=N-Q6Hp-VKiXYzppi

Great tip

[inner crane]

omg it happend to me 3 times x.x lets do it together pls xD

[unique plume]

They're for sure challenging to reel but if you use fishing insurance (boosts ) then you can catch one just fine

[rain trail]

Anyone else's game keeps on crashing? I'm on the Switch

[latent badge]

mousy

[left meteor]

wild rogue chapaa spotted

[unique plume]

wild Andro spotted

[hushed patrol]

Are you in a hot area?

High heat actually messes with Switch internet connection, which is why I'm having that issue on all my online games.

[rain trail]

Oh interesting, I didn't know that! It might be a little hot

[unique plume]

The Switch in general is kinda too weak and the game is not finished, so it will happen

Even on PC I get at least 1 crash per 1-2 days

[livid bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/real-arrow-bow-and-arrow-aim-focus-gif-6165565

[rain trail]

It's actually been a while since I last played, but I didn't have issues with it crashing before

[sudden elm]

I'm so sick of yall pc players doing cool stuff I ordered a laptop charger

And now I can't find my laptop

[unique plume]

I've been playing since February. I think it's actually gotten kinda worse since then

[hushed patrol]

I think I'll finally get Einar to level 3 Friendship this week. XD finally gonna have that Trout dinner recipr

[trim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-811157193184046762

[trim blaze]

I did it by accident just by giving him his pebbles

[unique plume]

Laptop sufferers unite 🤝

[sudden elm]

I saw mallycats plot with floating flowers and was like o ok, pc it is

[hushed patrol]

Same. All my online games ran fine, until the heatwave down here in Texas. Yesterday was the highest so far, at 106°F

[sudden elm]

Yess & I'm in freezing ny and I still crash lol

I miss Texas heat 🥲

[unique plume]

Might want to consider changing ISPs if you're consistently having issues with internet during heat

[deft creek]

Is there a bug?

Cant connect

[unique plume]

Okay let's get the obvious out of the way: have you tried reopening the game

[hushed patrol]

I live with my folks. I have no control over the ISP

Unfortunately

[gaunt tusk]

i still wish we could sell furniture

[sudden elm]

And have you tried asking it nicely ?

[sudden elm]

Same I'll hit cap 5x when we can sell lol

I cannot believe I can't find my laptop

[manic gorge]

Feels bad for owning more desktops thst laptops forgive me

[lime sentinel]

now tradeing ingame vists and drop a reaction. dm me to set up or prove that u droped a react on me and I'll return the visit when i log in l8 today

[manic gorge]

Is it react or reacts for the command?

!react

Well we learnt something here I don't remember anything

[sudden elm]

I apparently need a desktop so I don't lose it 🙃

[pure reef]

!reacts

[teal harness]

• All asks for Reacts should be done here https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1268344221203431434.
• If you want to showcase your plot, you can do it here https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1267963034110922904 .

[manic gorge]

when it comes to anything ill always say, buy what suits your life style best! laptops are often better for some people compared to a desktop

[sudden elm]

In the search for my laptop I found my switch lite!

[inner crane]

yeah i use desktop for gaming and laptop for working tbh

[hallow geyser]

i get losing a switch, but how do u lose an entire laptop lol

[sudden elm]

I am so annoyed I can't find this stupid computer

[inner crane]

._.

[sudden elm]

Haven't used it in about 3yrs, packed it away when we moved. Recently found it but couldn't find the charger, idk where I put it

[rose ginkgo]

i've started seriously hunting for the buggo plushies, so far in the last half hour i've gotten the glowbug plush and the proudhorned stag beetle plush c:

i hope u find ur laptop charger / laptop soon!!

[sudden elm]

But it's nowhereeee like I checked under every surface and every drawer lol

[deft oriole]

[sudden elm]

I am such a moron 😭 was under my work desk

Let's see if this thing will run palia 😂

[manic gorge]

why did no one tell me how easy fish stew was

[unique plume]

I probably did

[sudden elm]

Even I have fish stew

[unique plume]

She isn't talking about catching, she's talking about cooking it

[manic gorge]

Hey rng doesn't like me I only just got it today

Let me and my curse rng suffer Oh well back to decor

[pure reef]

[unique plume]

Wait Ferny you don't? 😭 We need to catch it for you

[deft oriole]

Fern why do you make me join all these servers smh

[pure reef]

[pure reef]

[deft oriole]

[sudden elm]

Im js

[hallow geyser]

hows ur swim going jimmy

[inner crane]

xDDD

[sudden elm]

I was joking though honestly I have no idea if I have it or not 😅😅

[manic gorge]

I want you to have it... For reasons

[inner crane]

weird i saw the same for you, just sitting under the docks xD

[hallow geyser]

lol

[sudden elm]

I'll check in a few haha

[rocky hedge]

I just had a random thought as I was doing my daily garden stuff. Would be cool if we could 'upgrade' our picklers

[tough summit]

can i ask a random question? can we make pickles? or is naio the only one whos able to gift those to us?

he gave me 3 jars of pickles and im like ?? idk how to make that lol

[rocky hedge]

I 'think' only naio since we can't grow cucumbers (yet)

[inner crane]

Was it rly pickles or pickled anything

[tough summit]

no its pickles!

[manic gorge]

It's like jelly... We can't make it but we got it from... Someone i forget who

[tough summit]

ah gotcha

[manic gorge]

Now do we make a shed or do we decorate the mail box the choices to avoid working out how to display trophies

[tough summit]

decorate the ✨ mailbox✨

[manic gorge]

Mailbox it is time to slap some plushies on it

[inner crane]

Time to cook. I guess this time I make.. lasagna :3

Or maybe noodles carbonara

[wraith mist]

Hello EVERYONE!!

[inner crane]

Hey Jake

[wraith mist]

Hi

[wraith mist]

https://tenor.com/view/chili-dog-chili-dog-hot-dog-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-26593462

[manic gorge]

Don't forget the drinks

[pure reef]

[inner crane]

Come join me 😂😂

[pure reef]

Already ate

[wraith mist]

xD

[inner crane]

The pain xD

[pure reef]

Now to feed the gremlins (the cats) and log in. Raise your hand if you forgot to get rummage cough diskette

[hollow vector]

OH THE KILIMA PILE I TOTALLY FORGOT

[pure reef]

[wraith mist]

🖐️

[manic gorge]

sorry i cant hear you over the decor~

[inner crane]

Already logged out 😂

[hollow vector]

i got a single bloob from the bahari pile and i was so discouraged lol

[pure reef]

Aw man, seem to be in quite a jam here

🦗

[pure reef]

[frank hound]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-timberlake-snl-saturday-night-live-omg-blank-stare-gif-3539291

[trim furnace]

Anyone else having serious issues with this game on switch lately? Mine is constantly closing like every time I play. Getting really frustrating.

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-coffee-interesting-breakfast-caffeine-gif-11196412

[ivory prairie]

i have heard of players having a hard time playing but i play on pc so sadly i dont know sorry

[pure reef]

People especially today have been poppin in to mention the constant crashing. And yes, I have too experienced it on switch with so much as opening my friends list.

[trim furnace]

Makes me feel both better and worse that it’s not just me 😂

[ivory prairie]

someone tell my 1 cup coffee maker to make me my morning cup T.T

[pure reef]

I think the closer we get to patch day (hopefully to be next week but we still don't know yet) the more the faulty 'optimization' issues get exacerbated, especially as more people play and add on to the server loads and glitch numbers. I just stay hopeful for more bug fix focused content each patch

[frank hound]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-gif-14866884794849307214

[inner crane]

Uh sorry I'm late 😅

Oh no... Wife is sick... Someone hide me pls

[ivory prairie]

XD i logged in time for hotpot.... i think i have a problem LOL

after hotpot ill get my coffee XD

[clever thunder]

Guys I am this close to freaking the hell out😭😭 I am stuck in the game. I have tried to unstuck option numerous times

[wraith mist]

Im back

[frank hound]

log out and log back in

[ivory prairie]

Have you tried the /unstuck command or the button in the esc menu i also know hitting that home button on the map helps too

[frank hound]

or map and teleport home?

[clever thunder]

Sorry for starting a new topic but I am freaking out

I tried out the nintendo switch trick with the geyser and ended up in hassian grove for some reason but i havent unlocked that one ywt

I wanted to end up on the waterfall in the flooded area in order to fulfil a quest

Omg teleport home i forgot about that

[inner crane]

Teleport home

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-wait-to-drink-my-coffee-elvis-the-alien-i-am-eagerly-waiting-to-have-coffee-gif-14786748895894005404

[pure reef]

Hi back I'm fern

[ivory prairie]

im left front

[cunning path]

3rd set complete

[pure reef]

🌭

[wraith mist]

wheres the ruby

[pure reef]

Top left of each case

[clever thunder]

It worked omfg

[cunning path]

Top left ._.

[clever thunder]

Ty all 😭❤️❤️❤️ sorry for switching the topic!

[split sonnet]

plushie collection in my plot x

[wraith mist]

oh

[deft oriole]

Wow, u still play?

[inner crane]

Jeez xD such a mom joke 😂

[wraith mist]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-bad-jidon-adams-jidion-oh-my-fault-oh-sorry-gif-26919152

[cunning path]

The game tryna lure me back with gems

[deft oriole]

I forgot you liked rocks

[cunning path]

No no LOVE

[pure reef]

easy there yoko

[inner crane]

And I'm not pg13? Sigh xD

[pure reef]

[cunning path]

Bruh if you are bothered by heavy breathing you cant watch anything im sorry xD

[wraith mist]

wait your under 13 jim

[inner crane]

🤤

[wraith mist]

?

[ivory prairie]

he acts like hes under 13 jk XD

[pure reef]

Just a jest, sausage maam

[manic gorge]

For yoko jkjk

[deft oriole]

Smh every time Jim is mentioned I think about my love, Yoko

I’m Jim smh

[cunning path]

I miss Jim

[pure reef]

No you're- just kidding I'm not gonna say it this once

[inner crane]

Dont

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/bassbrain-dj-bassbrain-kitchen-cooking-dance-gif-16869389

[deft oriole]

I’m here, what’s there to miss

[ivory prairie]

This is me making my way to the kitchen LOL yall crack me up

[manic gorge]

missing doing decor

[deft oriole]

You always locked up in your plot smh

[pure reef]

Or fishing without us smh my head

[manic gorge]

ACTUALLY i got the fish stew recipe just before so i have left my plot today thank you

[inner crane]

I'm so confused xD.

[deft oriole]

For real, diskette should change her name to traitor

[pure reef]

SEE?!

Fishing without me again

[manic gorge]

you aint even online :v

[pure reef]

At least I have this to hold on to

[deft oriole]

[wraith mist]

wow

[inner crane]

Wtf

[wraith mist]

what

[inner crane]

Identity theft xD

[pure reef]

I'll just be here minding my business

[final quest]

I’m stealing this one

[neat robin]

What a sunrise

[pure reef]

In my lane, glowing, babysitting candy eggs

[livid bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-dwight-joke-jim-identity-theft-gif-14240042

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[cunning path]

The candy eggs still be so useless

[inner crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-the-office-john-krasinski-jimothy-smile-gif-17257710

[ivory prairie]

why candy eggs? why not eggs we can use to cook with T.T

[manic gorge]

i swear ferns fox is a paid actor

[pure reef]

Or golden eggs we can sell

[livid bolt]

NO. no more. i got enough from the wheel

[ivory prairie]

LOL

[inner crane]

Seriously tho cut it

[wraith mist]

i just want everyone to know im a girl

[livid bolt]

well this bits not funny

[pure reef]

[manic gorge]

hijacking to say i love your plot and more people need to see your work

[final quest]

Okay so if I make 8 new chests and place them on my another plot, will I get more space too?

[manic gorge]

nope, 8 gives you the 10k and thats it regardless of where you put them jsut 8 ... you get 300 from the lock boxes though EDIT you can only have 3 lockboxes

[pure reef]

No unfortunately not. But you can get 300 additional slots via the 3 lockbox chests, and also stack supplies in crafters as extra storage

[wraith mist]

but once you take them out of the crafters you cant put them back

[pure reef]

Hi akimboooo 🦦

[final quest]

Goddamn it.. I just made 8 iron chests 😐 so I can place only 3 lock chests?

[livid bolt]

hiyaaaa 😌 how do you do

[wraith mist]

but once you take them out of the crafters you cant put them back

[final quest]

Speaking of crafters, is there a limit on placing crafters in another plot too?

[pure reef]

You can place those other chests on other plots, it's 8 per plot and it helps to have access points on other plots so they'll probably be used eventually if you plan to expand!

[pure reef]

There's a 30(?) crafter limit total across plots I think, it comes down to buying the crafting licenses (that apply across all plots) that get more expensive each time

[final quest]

I guess you’re right, but maybe basic chests would be enough for that haha

[pure reef]

Oh yeah, for sure, I like to use the chest that matches best with the decor on my other plots at that point for that reason.

[final quest]

Ohhh okay so if I won’t buy license I can’t place on another plots.. got it :c

[pure reef]

Yup! Each license allows you one crafter placed on any plot.

Things that don't apply to the crafting license are the crafting bench itself, the modification bench, and the *tool repair anvil, I believe

[hushed patrol]

Just realized that I can get a lot of Weekly Loved Items given this week

Ashura, Auni, and Badruu.. I have all the stuff for both of their big wants

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-sipping-sipping-tea-drinking-sassy-gif-17589689

alright i now have my coffee XD

[hushed patrol]

What kind?

[inner crane]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-thirsty-coffee-break-coffee-time-have-a-break-gif-15378582

[pure reef]

How many cups was that? Like 5? How's your heartrate?

[manic gorge]

You think s6 will ever give us the froggy bundle back

[ivory prairie]

its black silk

[hushed patrol]

... acceptable.

[sudden elm]

Tech people pls help me lol

[inner crane]

What's the problem

[hushed patrol]

I drink Death Wish brand coffee

[sudden elm]

Why 😅 and how do I yeet it 😩

[pure reef]

Advanced > allow

[sudden elm]

It doesn't say allow

[inner crane]

How did you bring your PC to not recognize the certificate xD

[pure reef]

Are you the administrator of your computer

[sudden elm]

I'm the only one on it

[deft oriole]

Damn what did u do

[unique plume]

Right click on taskbar clock > date and time settings > synchronize

[hollow vector]

and campfires

[hushed patrol]

Okay, how does Chrome block Google? XD

[sudden elm]

Ohhhh yeaaaaaah it's 2hrs behind

[pure reef]

There's bestie

[inner crane]

😂😂

[hushed patrol]

That's the biggest chuckle I've had all week

[deft oriole]

You’re the best

[ivory prairie]

i love it when i have the underground to myself more fishes for me!

aaand just yanked in a void ray lets gooo!

[hushed patrol]

I actually ended up having the worst luck on my first time fishing in the underground on Sunday....

[pure reef]

Oh! Good addition, hodaris grill and cooking stations too!

[sudden elm]

I apparently already have steam

[hushed patrol]

I managed to fish up a Mutated Angler, which I need for the bundle, and as soon as the pop-up about me catching it appeared, server lost connection.

As a result, since the fish doesn't enter your inventory until after that message, I didn't keep the Mutated Angler

[wraith mist]

xD\

[unique plume]

But you don't get the group fishing boost, which means that you actually get less fishes

[hexed yoke]

is the mouse not clicking properly for others also? its like slightly off

[wraith mist]

ooops

[ivory prairie]

not my fault if everyone leaves xD

[unique plume]

Use windowed mode

[hexed yoke]

thank you

[inner crane]

Jeez you're so good at this

[hushed patrol]

... way to laugh at someone's misfortune.

Gonna try for it again tomorrow, when I'm off work

[wraith mist]

i might have one

[inner crane]

Damn I'm sorry mate. I'm just normal unlucky for the unicorn fish x.x

[unique plume]

This has been a commonly reported issue since like Steam release and S6 still haven't fixed it.

[inner crane]

Still I wanted to appreciate it

[deft oriole]

Oh no

[hushed patrol]

I can't request it, since I never actually got the fish in my inventory.

[deft oriole]

You still don’t have it?

[hexed yoke]

this is really helping thank you. should i use windowed or windowed fullscreen?

[wraith mist]

oh ok

[unique plume]

They also haven't fixed a bug that has been there since I started playing and I reported it in like March

[inner crane]

Uhuu cinnamooon xD

[hollow vector]

oh yeah that one annoys me

[inner crane]

No. Why

[unique plume]

Either should be fine, but if one gives you problems use the other

[hexed yoke]

what 😦

[inner crane]

Just hi :0 why the sad smiley

[pure reef]

That part hurts the worst. I feel for you! Sending my fish luck your way. I don't need it for now

[cloud pike]

I'm have trouble searching and finding houses on the house tours. When I search for the name and click tour home, it takes me to a different home. Any suggestions on how to find the house in looking for?

[hexed yoke]

ok thank you !

[unique plume]

Report it too. Gotta put pressure on em /j

[deft oriole]

Then we need to fish, duh

[sudden elm]

Well I think steam said ...no 😅 it disappeared when I signed in

[inner crane]

Why

[deft oriole]

Cause I need another unicorn

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fishing-slap-fisherman-noodling-gif-25962749

[sudden elm]

Oh waiiiit it came back woo

[inner crane]

sigh maybe tmr

[pure reef]

Just look in the mirror, you lovely mythical being

[pure reef]

Then theres panda

[deft oriole]

[sudden elm]

My poor laptop is moving so slow I think palia might actually blow it up

[pure reef]

When in doubt, try GFN

[ivory prairie]

i hate how its not setup for low end computers T.T

[inner crane]

Palia should come with a warning then xD "always wear protecting clothes"

[deft oriole]

The one where u can play for an hour and get bombarded with ads?

[unique plume]

You'll be fine, I ran it on a crappy laptop. No guarantee that it will handle better graphics than the Switch tho

[inner crane]

@deft oriole I'm sorry, I've used up my playtime for today :p

[pure reef]

Still the only way I'm able to reliably play since the switch can no longer handle me playing eithout constant crashing

[deft oriole]

Boring

[sudden elm]

The hell is a manifest

[inner crane]

Thank you

[pure reef]

It's a valid and valuable option for those of us who can't afford gaming computers

[deft oriole]

Oh.. I need to go to a cake party

[sudden elm]

WHY DO THE PC GODS ACTUALLY HATE ME LIKE WHAT DID I DO

[inner crane]

That happens rly often :0

[deft oriole]

Be like me and get it gifted to you

[ivory prairie]

hotpot timmme and yeah i feel like i need to makes tons of moneys but the new stuff wont show up in the undergound

[unique plume]

I use it on my phone. It's fine, even tho controls suck

[inner crane]

Guess I'll go fishing alone :3

[sudden elm]

Ew

[deft oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135680460777869332/1274714390989508709/LNUF.gif

[manic gorge]

Why it so fast

[deft oriole]

I messed up that gif but i cba to fix it

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-worm-gotta-go-fast-fast-eat-gif-3563529

[manic gorge]

But jumi gif set when

[deft oriole]

I have 3 gifs, it’s enough

[silver heath]

hello!

[wraith mist]

hi

[silver heath]

hru?

[ivory prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-lilo-and-ohana-hi-gif-1354856903718586695

[wraith mist]

good! hbu?

[silver heath]

👋 😁

[silver heath]

I'm doing pretty good! I just remember I joined this server lol

[wraith mist]

cool!

[inner crane]

Ah hi echo :3

[silver heath]

hello!

[primal aurora]

!modmail

[teal harness]

How to Use ModMail

Hey there!
This looks like something you can reach out to the mods for help! You can contact them via ModMail, a bot that will set up a private conversation with the team.

To use ModMail, DM @raven agate (that can also be found at the top of our member list).

It will walk you through the process to reach out to the mod team. If you are in multiple servers utilizing ModMail, please make sure to select Palia.

Thanks!

[ivory prairie]

new command naz?

[manic gorge]

naz doing work? what

[primal aurora]

Old. Or do you want a new one? 😛

[manic gorge]

make it sassy

[neat robin]

awww, you're a gem!

[wraith mist]

hi

[manic gorge]

dear s6 i hate empty shelves give us more items designed to go on shelf units thanks

[inner crane]

Would be funny to have mini figurines of NPCs or other players 😂

[pure reef]

!resources might be nice but I may be biased since my entire clipboard is links and discord channels

Not me having that idea literally because I'm looking for werm maffs again

[manic gorge]

might be worth redoing the pinned messages

like have a mod have a pinned message about the main stuff so anyone can just find and link the message

[uncut parcel]

are there voice channels in this server?

[silver heath]

doesn't look like it

[deft oriole]

No, only in private servers or DM

[primal aurora]

Main stuff like what?

[inner crane]

Would be too hard to moderate

[ivory prairie]

Watching hotpot drama unfold sips coffee

[lilac thorn]

is there a limit on friends in game?

[deft oriole]

200

[silver heath]

I love that game lol

[lilac thorn]

oh ok im not even close to that haha

[manic gorge]

i cant word this nicely

[primal aurora]

Do it anyway

[deft oriole]

try

[primal aurora]

Like, what resource is missing from the pinned ones?

[manic gorge]

i would be auto botted and banned if i did

[primal aurora]

I meant, do try and word it nicely anyway. Oh you.

[deft oriole]

where's that Smh Nyaz gif

[primal aurora]

True

[silver portal]

I somehow got extremely lucky today and stumbled upon two flow trees

I had to leave one behind after guarding it for like 10 minutes because nobody came to help :(

[ivory prairie]

you can take out small and med by yourself only the large ones need help

[silver portal]

How can you take them down by yourself?

[ivory prairie]

what axe do you have dear?

[silver portal]

The copper one

I started playing like two days ago and haven't gotten too far in terms pf progress

[ivory prairie]

oh thats why yeah once you upgrade to iron you can take out the med and small flow trees by timing your chops (animation cancel or whatevers its called) you can make your choppin go by faster

your always welcome to add me and bug me in game if you need help!

[silver portal]

Okay, thanks!

[ivory prairie]

im always just hotpottin XD need me those giant plushies

[inner crane]

You still lacking some?

[silver portal]

I love hotpot too :D I've gotten quite good at it

[sudden elm]

Me 🤫

I didn't mean to add that emoji 😅

[silver heath]

yeah
its also just so much fun playing a little game like that with other people. Its more boring when robots have to fill in lol

[inner crane]

We def do need more Minigames with multiplayer

[ivory prairie]

it seems like im only missing the worn mouse plush you get from zekis prize wheel does that mean more hotpot? or should i start sinking my money towards coins?

[primal aurora]

Fine
||jk||

[manic gorge]

fake not even there im gonna riot

[silver heath]

preach

[sudden elm]

Give the people what they want, naz

[manic gorge]

i like how theres a spoiler post but no one uses spoilers anymore

[inner crane]

Bowling would be so cool 😂

[silver heath]

yooo it would

[ivory prairie]

im only missing the worn mouse plush for plushies from the hotpot. then itll be me sinking in money to get the rest from his machine

[manic gorge]

wanna play hotpot for meeeeee

[ivory prairie]

i have 40/52 xD and ofc~!

i have 6 plushies to collect\ through his machine soooo T.T yikes maybe i do need to start cake partying here soon XD

[manic gorge]

Hot pot makes me eepy

I can handle 5 games and I'm out like a light

[silver heath]

lol

I usually play until the place closes

[spark yoke]

Hi there! Looking for Palians to party up with to obtain the grow couch and lamp. If anyone is available I would really appreciate the help.

[tender sparrow]

Hi guys is there a channel where I can request some house tours + emotes? 🙂

[ivory prairie]

#1267963034110922904 and #🏡│home-reactions ❤️

[tender sparrow]

thank you so much

[real garden]

did someone used palia game support and may this person tell me... how long I have to wait for answer from support?

[manic gorge]

Depends on issues, timing and day of the week. Replies can take hours, days or even a week

[real garden]

I lost at least two quest items and I dont even know when it happened and how

[manic gorge]

There has been changes to some quests in thr last patch so might be that. But dw s6 should be able to see that data and help guide you better than us, just sucks on the wait time. Hopefully you get a nice support member

[sudden elm]

Guys it says palia will be done downloaded on 6 hours 😂😂

[silver heath]

oof

[real garden]

I think its not even about last patch, Im lazy about quests in every calm game soo it might to happen maybe year ago

[sudden elm]

It's been stuck at 59% for a bit 😅

[silver heath]

took three hours for me
I just plugged my switch in and let it download while i slept

[sudden elm]

It downloaded soo quick on switch for me

[real garden]

maybe you dont have enough space on your computer to download it

[manic gorge]

They changed old quests they recently changed its a fun mystery

[silver heath]

lucky lol

[sudden elm]

It really is not moving from 59 tho lol

[silver heath]

man that sucks

[sudden elm]

Ooooou it went to 60

[real garden]

thats really bad for me then cuz I think those are old. I lost candle for Sabine's remembrance site and torch from Sifuu for temple of flames

[livid bolt]

they’re not in your key items at all or your chests? :(

[wheat igloo]

can buildings or the tent be placed on top of builders?

[sudden elm]

Maybe if you figure out how to glitch it

Prob not buildings but maybe tents

Speed test: your internet is very fast
Palia: 🖐️☝️ hours

[silver heath]

LOL so true

[ivory prairie]

wish me luck im about to waste 100kish on zeki coins lol i need plushies!

[unkempt bramble]

Break a leg

[manic gorge]

believe in the gamba

[wheat igloo]

you can get a free coin once per day if you buy from his shop if you dont want to spend it all!

I usually buy 5 smoke bombs per day and save up the lucky coins and use them all at once

[ivory prairie]

oh no i know about that but im at the point i need to sink money in to get a better chance at plushies

[unkempt bramble]

That takes soooooo long though

[ivory prairie]

Daughter needs more plushies for her room!

[languid tundra]

I did not know this!

Unpopular opinion but I don't like the giant plushies... I wish I could give them to people who would appreciate them more than I do.

[wheat igloo]

fair enough! I just know that 100k hurts sometimes lol

[novel crescent]

You can also get zeki coins from the prize wheel

[real garden]

they are nowhere :C I checked everywhere possible. not in chest, not in this second chest, not in my inventory, not in quest inventory... they can be anywhere else?

[ivory prairie]

aaaah i got the tiny ancient fish plush and another cotten bean! XD

[ivory prairie]

for as long as i have been playing 100k is change XD

[unkempt bramble]

100k is change!

[half shuttle]

I low key agree with this.

[sudden elm]

Gaspppppppp it loaded

Oh wait. What's my info. Lmaoo

Well it got stuck on the loading screen and crashed so we're doing really good over here

[manic gorge]

the only use for big plushies is to yeet into the water

[sudden elm]

I'm not a fan of them either. But I would love giant sernuks

[sudden elm]

#pcplsletmein

[manic gorge]

psst you can do this on switch too

[sudden elm]

Oh can you? I don't even have a big fish

[languid tundra]

I have the giant squirrel

it's unsettling

[manic gorge]

throw some little ones into the pond

[sudden elm]

I wanna put the little ones in the little pond

You know i used to call chapaas squirrels but I just watched a squirrel jump from a very large tree to my very small tree and flip around and land on its feet...

Chapaas are ground hogs for sure.

[fresh torrent]

does anyone know if we'll be able to use the wheel of fortune coins at the maji market? otherwise i'm hoarding them for nothing

[pure reef]

Just..... do it for me pls

[sudden elm]

Do you mean the last maji coins?

[fresh torrent]

nope the ones you get at hotpot

[manic gorge]

give me perms >:D and some builders stuff

[sudden elm]

Oh probably not lol

[fresh torrent]

dang it

[sudden elm]

I could be wrong but I don't see it

[ivory prairie]

ill keep that in mind when i start collecting things

[sudden elm]

From my understanding they already have their currency

[manic gorge]

put all the things in the water

[inner crane]

I'll hit the bed. Gnite!

[pure reef]

In a bit perhaps I need to see your mess plot changes

[sudden elm]

👀

[manic gorge]

EXCUSE ME did you not see my little er cupboards? kitchen island.... thingy

[fresh torrent]

i have the wooded grove landscape, can i put stuff in water? 👀

[sudden elm]

Are you an ex plush hunter bc hassian caught you killing too many sernuks?

[fresh torrent]

nah, ex plush hunter because i caught them all, but good one

[manic gorge]

yeah should be able to do i did it on himes and she did all the fancy refining she has a nice hidden dragon on hers now ... or did

[languid tundra]

I can't believe I didn't knoow the Zeki coins had anything to do with buying from his shop. I thought he sent them weekly and it was just a glitch that I hadn't been sent one in a long time >.< I was buying all my seeds from him but now I make enough with the seed extractors.

[ivory prairie]

woot fishin 29!

[sudden elm]

Wooo

[fresh torrent]

...so.. would you.. show me?

[ivory prairie]

yeah i tend to just stop in and buy the cheapest item and then sell it and call it a day XD

[fresh torrent]

actually i think i don't have enough water for it to be done

[manic gorge]

ahah i could do it to just depends on if you wanted to learn or just have it done
tinydragon has great videos i just know it can seem alot but its super fun to try out 😄

[sudden elm]

Update #3937 of my palia pc journey: I restarted and now steam won't even open. We were so close 😂

[unkempt bramble]

It will happen

Just make man threats at your pc

[undone pewter]

same, I prefer the smaller ones...well except frogbert

[undone pewter]

make what lmao

[languid tundra]

That's diabolical but Zeki deserves it

[undone pewter]

also hi friends!!!

[unkempt bramble]

Oh you know classic threats men make

[undone pewter]

are u generalizing people FAWN

[unkempt bramble]

Im a deer....what do I know about people

[undone pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/no-family-guy-bad-dog-newspaper-peter-gif-8108196576766934699

[sudden elm]

We're back at the loading screen

[unkempt bramble]

Nice!

[sudden elm]

It crashed again

[unkempt bramble]

But...no, we all know that not all men make man threats don't we @undone pewter

[languid tundra]

Hey at least you didn't start this game late at night on your Switch and decide not to make an account and not realize until you were 3 weeks in that it was a permanent decision...

[undone pewter]

wait if you start on switch it doesn't make you make an account?

[languid tundra]

It encourages it

[sudden elm]

Yes it does

Well you can skip it but it says not to lol

[languid tundra]

I was very tired

[undone pewter]

big oof, I thought it forced you to

[unkempt bramble]

Thats what I did and my account is across switch, steam and og launcher

[manic gorge]

it is a bad design choice that you can just skip it like why have that option

[sudden elm]

You can write to support & they'll help link it (I've heard)

[deft oriole]

What are you even trying to do?

[undone pewter]

prob due to the age group that primarily plays on the switch

[sudden elm]

Play on pc @deft oriole

[languid tundra]

yoo

[deft oriole]

OMG?! This is the biggest news of the century!!

[undone pewter]

for a small donation of 17 hotdog suits worth of palia coins

[sudden elm]

I got to the "hit any key " to start but uhh I didn't log in anywhere 😅😅

[deft oriole]

Why don’t you just play through the launcher?

[unkempt bramble]

Cause through steam you already logged in

[sudden elm]

I had steam downloaded and palia wouldn't even open

[dreamy bridge]

What are man threats?
Is that when you suggest the viewing of sport accompanied with the seared legs of the elusive Peki?

[deft oriole]

[sudden elm]

I...didn't use the same emails...

[undone pewter]

i was wondering what they are too

[deft oriole]

Smh

[sudden elm]

Lemme try the launcher lol

[deft oriole]

[sudden elm]

Let me log the heck in

[deft oriole]

Mami on pc… vc soon?

[minor shard]

can u buy oysters i cant get any pearls lol

[languid tundra]

the gods said not today, SHelby

[sudden elm]

We were closer with steam mami 😂

[ivory prairie]

No but you will find them along Beachcomber cove along the water area and also coral shores in bahari

[sudden elm]

They said hell no

[unique plume]

Why not use Steam then
Steam is better

[ivory prairie]

lol nah i perfer the launcher

[unkempt bramble]

Am i gonna have to dm you and @undone pewter cause well......

[sudden elm]

Wait wait

[undone pewter]

It's gonna crash again

[unkempt bramble]

Fawn: uses steam. The launcher. And switch

[sudden elm]

Bc mami asked me why i wasn't using this

[languid tundra]

I did try opening it once on my laptop and I can't even click on anything, it's all off center.

[unique plume]

You miss out on tracking played hours, Steam achievements, and you have to type your password every time

[unique plume]

Known bug. Just need to use windowed mode

[sudden elm]

I don't even want to see my hours

[undone pewter]

Okay who wants to come help me water my plants 😌

[ivory prairie]

eh im a fast typer it keeps my skills in check XD

[undone pewter]

@deft oriole

[unique plume]

I can

[deft oriole]

No, I need to water myself first

Terraria when smh

[manic gorge]

hello i have made some questionable choices send help

hi palia bot i love you too

[deft oriole]

HOW CUTE IS THAT?! Please please please do it on mines

[ivory prairie]

yay another void ray

[unique plume]

why no connect smhing my head

[undone pewter]

Idk I'm about to nap

[deft oriole]

sigh

[undone pewter]

After work

[manic gorge]

deleted incase people dont like bees 😄

[deft oriole]

I didn’t see

[languid tundra]

I am a fan of bees

[unique plume]

Add me I will water

[manic gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-adventuretime-bumble-bumblebee-cute-gif-5320578
less jumpscare and more cute

[dreamy bridge]

Everyone loves bees.

[undone pewter]

I will add you but it was just a joke with jumami 😜

[fresh torrent]

i need to know how you put the bee on the mailbox

[dreamy bridge]

SECRETS

[fresh torrent]

I NEED TO KNOW

[manic gorge]

are you ok with dms so i can link the awesome work of tinydragon?

[deft oriole]

When are you gonna water my crops?

[dreamy bridge]

I don't actually know.
That was just a throwback to Alpha days when I used to just yell "SECRETS!" whenever people hinted at things under NDA.

[fresh torrent]

please do, my dms are open to you

[deft oriole]

Bbg slide in my dm too

[languid tundra]

Someone's fishing lure landed in our hotpot, the player across from me's section lmao

[dreamy bridge]

Random Palia thought of the day:
Why don't we have water balloons that we can throw at each other like the snowballs?

[ivory prairie]

would of been nice for the summer

[manic gorge]

people might take it as a negative edit, you laugh hut you accidentally fire an arrow to close to someone once and you never hear the end of it

[languid tundra]

Because Hassian would be mad at the environmental impact

[unique plume]

People do that on purpose to annoy hotpot players

[languid tundra]

Oh lol interesting. I just thought it was funny.

[hushed patrol]

So you guys think we’ll have another update next week?

[dreamy bridge]

We get one at the end of the month, typically.
Should be next week.

[odd mirage]

Hello,
I have an idea that I would like to share with you to make the game even more attractive for all of us. As you know, the relationship level has been increased to 5 for some Palians. I could also imagine level 5 for jell. As a reward you could get a skin that is not special but still has a different look. Or a hat or pants.

What do you all mean?
Feedback

[languid tundra]

Wonder if I'll be able to flip food on the stove this month.. or some year in the future

[dreamy bridge]

Can you not flip?
I haven't had any trouble.

[minor shard]

are any color bad in hotpot`?

[manic gorge]

!hotpot

[teal harness]

Hotpot Minigame

• You can access hotpot tables in The Underground between 6:00 PM - 3:00 AM in-game time.
• Finishing a game awards 1x Prize Wheel Coin, while winning awards 2. (You need 2 coins to spin the Prize Wheel)
• How to play the minigame: Wiki - Hotpot

[hushed patrol]

Nope

[dreamy bridge]

Nope!
Go for whatever gets you the matches you desire!

[fair marsh]

I´m here to remaind you guys DON´T FORGET TO EAT! STAY FOCUS AND GO DRINK WATER IRL AND IN PALIA ❤️ lov yah ❤️

[minor shard]

THANKS

[ivory prairie]

i would delete that as it contains usernames in game

[hushed patrol]

Thank you!😊

[lament laurel]

which is the better potato? palia bake potato or palia hash brown?

[fair marsh]

thanks ❤️

[dreamy bridge]

All potato is best potato.

[languid tundra]

Nope, not on Switch

[manic gorge]

played since march this year, and cooking has seem to be broken for alot for a real long time

[dreamy bridge]

Are you holding the button down, then letting go when it's over the dot?

[hushed patrol]

I never had problem with cooking (im on switch)

[languid tundra]

Even if I flip at the right time, it keeps going indefinitely so I basically can't make any recipe requiring flipping

[lament laurel]

it the chopping

[dreamy bridge]

Interesting.
I might need to dust off my Switch and investigate.

[languid tundra]

Um wait what the heck 😄 I will try that when I'm done with hot pot lmao

[lament laurel]

use the force

[dreamy bridge]

This is how I cook irl.

[hushed patrol]

That is the way to do the flipping (unlike chopping)

[dreamy bridge]

Let me know how it goes!

[languid tundra]

The way I do it worked when I first started playing but Idk maybe I hallucinated that entirely.

[undone pewter]

👀

[dreamy bridge]

You are not alone, so at some point it may have functioned differently on Switch.
I specified because it's come up so many times, so you are definitely not alone.

[languid tundra]

Yeah I was looking into it yesterday and a lot of folks are having the same issue on Switch.

[manic gorge]

i wonder how jumi and paca are coming along with the floaty bees

[hushed patrol]

If that doesnt help, sometimes in games you can change what buttons you need to use in the settings (not sure for palia, havent checked )

[dreamy bridge]

I wonder if Hekla is talking to Einar right now.
Remotely.

[languid tundra]

You can do that on Switch with Palia! and if that doesn't work I can always do it in the Switch OS - you can make different button profiles for different games.

[manic gorge]

they should get to talk to the lil doggo friends we have now to!

[faint cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drink-water-drinking-water-h2o-gif-5975224242948648554

[hushed patrol]

So, what npc’s are you guys most alike, and why?

[undone pewter]

what if I wanna drink coffee instead, it's bean h20, so that's h20 still right?

[undone pewter]

im most like the potato

me after work

[hushed patrol]

You forgot the second part of the question 😂

[undone pewter]

oh because I have big potato energy and I like naps

[languid tundra]

It worked and now I feel like an idiot. It was me all along!

[hushed patrol]

I mean they do the famous potato electricity thing in schools. So technically lots of energy

[faint cloud]

I'd say it works

But you get other buffs besides getting hydrated

[undone pewter]

yes yes I am a big body of carbs and stored (but unused) energy

[dreamy bridge]

NO!
YOU ARE SMART AND PRETTY!
And still learning, just like the rest of us.

[hushed patrol]

No worries. We’ve all been there. I was a fool myself today too. Someone left the elevator I was in at work, and instead of saying ‘goodbye’ I said ‘hello’

[undone pewter]

exactly, hydration + caffeination = happy potato

[ivory prairie]

GASP i got the mouse plush!!!!!!!!!

[languid tundra]

I WFH and haven't been to the office yet, now I'm suddenly glad 😄

[unkempt bramble]

Heck yea!!

[undone pewter]

another wfh friend!!

[ivory prairie]

now its just zekis coins yay im so happy

[undone pewter]

When people hand me stuff like an order or something I always say "thanks, you too" even tho they say like "enjoy" or "have fun" or something lmao

[hushed patrol]

I’m glad I’m not the only one

[brazen moon]

@maiden osprey DONE UR TURN

[languid tundra]

In my previous job, I intereviewd candidates for our fellowship program each semester and one time, at the end, I said "see you soon.... maybe... goodbye" and closed the Zoom immediately.

[hushed patrol]

Oelala French Palia

[brazen moon]

HÉHÉ

[languid tundra]

That was like my 3rd or 4th hiring season, she was one of my last candidates. I always kind of lost my mind every hiring season at the end.

[undone pewter]

see you soon...maybe... I would have been like nope I'm not getting this job, she said "maybe"

[hushed patrol]

Glad to hear we’re all social wonders 😂

[undone pewter]

I love interviewing people. It's one of my favorite parts of my job haha

that and working from home

[unkempt bramble]

I worked a whole shift where every time i placed food in front if a customer i said "heres your scrambled eggs". And it wasnt even on purpose.iwas just craving scram

[languid tundra]

Actually no wait! I said "I might", not "maybe". Can't decide if that's better or worse.

[sudden elm]

Error & crashed at 99% lol

[hushed patrol]

I like it, but not when it’s a candidate who already works at the company. Thats always awkward

[undone pewter]

that's definitely worse than maybe 😂

[languid tundra]

Actually what's really worse was that I taught the training on plain writing techniques.

[undone pewter]

oh yeah I can see that, I usually only have external candidates apply for these positions

[undone pewter]

in your defense it was writing techniques not speaking techniques ... 🤣

[inner crane]

When I interviewed ppl I kinda stopped listening and then started to ask questions to which they already answered xD

[undone pewter]

that's bad, you should have someone else interview 😂

[hushed patrol]

Btw Jim, not insane anymore?

[inner crane]

Idk I just zoomed out lol

[undone pewter]

the insane is implied 😜

[inner crane]

No worries xD still limited sanity

[brazen moon]

@hasty gorge DONE, UR TURN REACT 1

[manic gorge]

ive been looking for this lil stove for the past 20 mins ... the adventure begins

[languid tundra]

I miss interviewing people. I also miss having interns (they were paid well, they got a hell of a lot of training and hands-on work experience, they mostly got to do the fun stuff), but we lost our grant so now I work at a different nonprofit.

[hushed patrol]

On the other hand, it might force them to give a better answer than the standard one they might give the first time

[undone pewter]

most interns are great, they're paid well and eager to be there. i've actually hired someone who was a great intern and turned out to be a terrible employee

[forest peak]

What I miss lol

[languid tundra]

I'm going to level up my cooking skill so quick now that I can flip food 😄

[hushed patrol]

Reth will be proud

[inner crane]

But I'm also the guy who slowly looks up in shock when I hear my name with a question mark as I was focused on other things xD

[undone pewter]

ill put you through one of my interviews are u ready

[hushed patrol]

Go

[undone pewter]

oh god I didn't think you'd say yes

[hushed patrol]

That means I’m hired?

[forest peak]

Got to be quick on your feet with this bunch

[inner crane]

Oh hi rosa :3

[undone pewter]

yea yea you're hired I have a few projects I need you to knock out asap

[languid tundra]

Oh I've had awful ones too. I managed 6-12 each semester and there was usually one or two who make everything difficult. One had such a superiority complex that she went not to me, not to my manager, but the executive director when the program wasn't meeting her expectations. And then at our final 1:1 check-in she had the gall to say "You've gotten so much better at running our meetings". I built this organization, had been there the longest, had entirely designed how our weekly meetings ran, etc.

[inner crane]

Doomed xD

[hushed patrol]

Lets discuss salary first

[languid tundra]

I certainly hope so because I'm romancing him

[undone pewter]

OOOOOOF I'd whoop that lil kid (jk but kinda)

[languid tundra]

Harvard students are something else

[undone pewter]

ok u can write code right

[hushed patrol]

You’ll get that pin in no time with your awesome skills now

[languid tundra]

I'm so close to level 3

[inner crane]

That's the kind of ppl we don't let be with us for long lol

[undone pewter]

I worked with some harvard and stanford grads at my last job, they were SWEs and terrible because they thought they were way smarter than they actually were, and then again I've worked with some ivy grads who were like godly smart

[forest peak]

I have a question: why did the last employee leave this position?

[undone pewter]

promotion 😄

[hushed patrol]

Is this the ‘say yes to anything during an interview and figure out how to do it later ‘ kinda thing?

[inner crane]

I can :3

[forest peak]

What is the work environment like?

[languid tundra]

The grad students were usually great, in my experience ( we were based in Massachusetts, USA so we had a lot of ivy and baby ivy students) but the undergrads expected me to hand them the literal sun

Not my cat pushin my switch off my lap and onto the wood floor

Good thing Nintendo builds these with children in mind.

[lament laurel]

yes just dont think about it then say yes after every question

[hushed patrol]

You trying to steal my job now 😋

[inner crane]

Id never.. xD

[deft oriole]

ask me again next year, i just took a shower

[forest peak]

Don't forget to interview them back lol

[inner crane]

But seriously, Germany has so few good devs it's sad

[hushed patrol]

I still have imposter syndrome after 7 years at my job xD

[forest peak]

https://tenor.com/view/sun-morning-window-sunlight-too-bright-gif-17348370

[languid tundra]

Does it ever truly go away? Like I have my moments but I still wonder why everyone is so nice to me here. The HR person literally DM'd me last week just to say hello and ask how I was. Like excuse me??? You're supposed to be scary.

[lament laurel]

well u can pretend u a M instead of a E then u can fool anybody

[undone pewter]

Oh yeah I meant like recent grads with a bachelor's degree. All of the grad or PhD students I've worked with are phenomenal

Also show us your cat ? 🥹

[forest peak]

I think it's normal to feel that way & I question people who don't lol

[undone pewter]

Haha I'm a software engineering manager so positions on this team are a highly technical engineering role

[hushed patrol]

Just turn the M sideways

[undone pewter]

Ayo what languages

[inner crane]

Jeez never goes away. It just mixes with "I am the best" and "I have no clue what I'm even doing"

[undone pewter]

For this hypothetical scenario....sure 😜

[hushed patrol]

Look at us getting Jim hired by Morfast

[rose ginkgo]

helo pookies i lov you C:

[forest peak]

I'm a quick learner lol but I also make a great frappe 😂

[lament laurel]

does that mean u can fix palia then they will give u all the riches

[inner crane]

C/c++, c#, java, python, perl etc

[unique plume]

Any love for Kotlin here

[hushed patrol]

I can write law XD code? Not so much.

[undone pewter]

I don't think S6 would pay me enough to deal with their spaghetti code 🤠

Plus hard pass on working for an organization that lays employees off so liberally

[forest peak]

Everyone could use the help to get jobs

[lament laurel]

why dont they make u into a character then u be ruler

[inner crane]

Ah I mean as a side job... XD

[languid tundra]

Not eating the pretzels. Not even licking them. Just sitting.

[lament laurel]

that a big hamster

[forest peak]

They did just partner up with a larger company lol
Some things are passion projects lol

[unique plume]

That's no spaghetti, that's a whole a.. ramen in there

[undone pewter]

This has turned from a joke into an ask morfast random questions game and I'm here for it

[hushed patrol]

He’s adorable

[lament laurel]

u can be lord morfast of the order

[hushed patrol]

Hey Chapaa!

[undone pewter]

Lmaooo your cat and my dog are twins. I got Dunkin the other day and got her a single munchkin and before I got home to give it to her she stuffed her head in the bag...lemme find pic

[forest peak]

What is the current turn overrate? What does the company plan to do to retain current employees?

[languid tundra]

He has his moments. He's mostly a pain. Nico, short for Nicodemus.

[undone pewter]

It's something that's for sure 🤠

[lament laurel]

that that a cat\

[undone pewter]

I'm just a smol guy in a big company I have no idea

[forest peak]

That makes me miss my Dexter 🪻

[languid tundra]

I'm a smol gurl at a 25 people in a trenchcoat nonprofit

[wild flume]

woah

[brazen moon]

@fallen pike done ur turn ! react 1 plzz

[inner crane]

I found em spooning lol

[unique plume]

Just curious, what language/tech stack do you use

[languid tundra]

Which is a lot because my last place was five (5) people in a trench coat. Not even a trenchcoat. More like a denim jacket.

[lament laurel]

that not a cat

[undone pewter]

I have 25 people on my team but we're just a bunch of ppl in a trenchcoat trying to put out fires left and right

[inner crane]

How did you find out:0

[forest peak]

You don't sit in the interviews lol

[languid tundra]

is that not how jobs are supposed to be?

[lament laurel]

so u work as a secret spy

[hushed patrol]

As someone unfamiliar with the trenchcoat expression, it sounds hilarious

[forest peak]

https://tenor.com/view/extinguish-gif-25683268

[languid tundra]

Good thing I'm not using my 473 bees in a peacoat nickname which is a very very obscure reference

[undone pewter]

Depends. Primarily c# and asp.net but some java for some custom code on system engines and a bit of python for data work. Also SQL, mongo for some random internal apps, and a native engine language for an integrated system we use

[lament laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/flasher-skeleton-surprise-shades-on-gif-16690679

[undone pewter]

@languid tundra

[unique plume]

I have some strong opinions on Java but I'm not gonna voice them here. hugs Kotlin compiler

[languid tundra]

all my training is in epidemiology and biostatistics so I know SAS. Really need to learn SQL.

[inner crane]

At some point all programming languages look the same lol

[minor shard]

im stuck in whisper how do i talk in server

[languid tundra]

I love themb can we see a face?

[unique plume]

Try telling that to the Rust bros

[deft oriole]

on pc? just press tab

[undone pewter]

So do you ever have to look through hl7 messages?

[forest peak]

PC or switch?

[lament laurel]

so u a scientist

[languid tundra]

A spy scientist

[minor shard]

ohh im n laptop

[inner crane]

Only language I refused to look at xD

[undone pewter]

Java is fun OKAY but c# is better in my opinion. I hate python with a passion I will die on that hill

[forest peak]

Hold on idr the keys I switched to the switch a few months ago

[lament laurel]

java is dead though latte is the new coffee

[inner crane]

Jeez and here I wrote a web app in python to use as a front end for my llm xD

[hushed patrol]

That first one!!!😂

[unique plume]

"3 billion devices run Java!"

[forest peak]

Do you have the tab key on your keyboard? That will cycle through the channels

[undone pewter]

You used python as a front end WHY ???

WWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

[inner crane]

Flask ':p

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/snakes-animal-hiss-gif-17893457

[undone pewter]

Well yeah just cause you can doesn't mean you should. Okay fine lots of companies use it but still I hate python 😦

[forest peak]

The last job I had still worked on the system from the 90s

[inner crane]

And the API is native in python 😂

[lament laurel]

that a worm

[tiny moss]

Does making someone your schepp ruin romances?

[hasty gorge]

done! ❤️

[hushed patrol]

Python (yes Ill show myself out)

[inner crane]

Oh I did learn kobol xS

[forest peak]

Idk but that's why I picked the village dad as my shepp & why some picked village mommy for theirs

[inner crane]

Don't go :0

[tiny moss]

Who’s village mommy?

[lament laurel]

that not a python this is

[hushed patrol]

He he some of the best things come from the 90’s

[languid tundra]

Eshe

[vague anchor]

Ok guys! Wat is this chat going wild... All to off topic with ya! xD

[tiny moss]

I wouldn’t have guessed lol she’s mean 😅

[undone pewter]

I had to write a python web app for a full stack class in college. I can't remember what it was. Maybe flask tho

[forest peak]

So much dang fun using a 2016 PC with a 1993 program lol the wait time was insane lol

[lament laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/pythom-relaxing-chicago-like-a-boss-thi-is-the-live-gif-13871531

[unique plume]

It shouldn't I think?

[undone pewter]

We're plotting how to fix Palia bugs for s6 shhhh

[languid tundra]

i was fully kidding 😄 She's so annoying

[inner crane]

Jeez I'm 2 years early for 90s xD

[unique plume]

Using Python and Cobol? Heck nah

[hushed patrol]

Ok ok, 80’s and 90’s

[forest peak]

Passion project YAY! Moral boost! (We can all cry over ice cream after lol)

[undone pewter]

Lol could you imagine using cobol to write Palia

[languid tundra]

Sifuu is the real village mommy. I mean, look at those purple arms.

[hushed patrol]

She’s my shepp

[inner crane]

Why not assembly lol

[unique plume]

You just know that some guy on github probably made UE bindings for Cobol

[vague anchor]

Oh yeah!!! Don't make me turn this chat to 6h cd so yall get the cd then turn it back to 15s 😅

[manic gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/palia-sifuu-gif-1661257253984207466

[inner crane]

Nuuuu 😦

[undone pewter]

Please don't punish us no noooo no

[hushed patrol]

Quick someome talk about palia

[lament laurel]

this the what spy use

[forest peak]

Who said she wasn't the village mommy 👀

[hushed patrol]

Back to my question then: what npc are you most alike, and why?

[inner crane]

Palia is unoptimized!!

[languid tundra]

scientist spies

[lament laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-gif-21610643

[undone pewter]

Potato

[forest peak]

That's just mean lol

[inner crane]

Chappa xD

[vague anchor]

Superpunch didn't get the memo 😅

[vague anchor]

Sorry for my crappy joke 😭

[hushed patrol]

Dejavu

[unique plume]

I wholeheartedly agree with this statement

[lament laurel]

blood kira dont wake up whirly

[forest peak]

No one told me we have essay assignments lol how many words does it need to be lol

[undone pewter]

Now we gotta start this whole conversation over again. It's inception. I blame the scientist

[vague anchor]

That makes no sense

[undone pewter]

One word, potato

[forest peak]

https://tenor.com/view/tigger-eeyore-hug-gif-24878517

[inner crane]

Palian inception*

[forest peak]

I make the light run off the potato then lol

[unique plume]

If S6 adds a potato outfit Morfast will be the first one to buy it

[lament laurel]

if u wake up whirly the whole thing going get shut down and einar going get mad at me