#💬│palia-general
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Agreed. Everyone is a bunch of grumps whos mad.
Slowmode for 30mins please?
woah calm down there satan
lmaoooo
im tweaking
You're...really pretty. 
I love how we’re still gonna have a bunch of bugs but everyone is like “don’t you want it to be perfect? Give them time” lol
there’s a green one without bows and stuff right there?
Still waiting 😭😭😭😭
Chats going by so fast my eyes are hurting lol
SERVER'S UP
For cosy gamers, we are not cosy people
Bros don’t understand it’s part of the fun to send tons of gifs while we wait and be crazy for a while. 
I went to the cinema yesterday to see this cartoon. I liked it 
The addiction is real
I love how much people are excited to play. 🙂
Offering my services for real planning for the next patch this is "lächerlich"
Also y’all know they like that we all this excited for their game, right?
Chat moving at the speed of sound during updates
Given they haven't announced anything I assume they are waiting for the upload/servers to come up.
Would be weird to announce a delay after the window when you knew it wasn't going to reach that window before the window was up.
Scroll shock is an ordeal . . . makes me d i z z y . . . but I just can't look away
Still cry for Frogberto
i feel like im in a mad house
i tried the game yesterday... played 7h, planned i'll be in palia this evening but got greeted with the maintenance... GIMME THE UPDATE
slowmode for 1 day and no gifs perms for 1 day as well :)
cozy gamers b the wild ones
minue is currently updating
Right? Looks better that people are excited for them anyway
is the update out?
I can’t read anything bc it keeps moving me to the bottom 😭😭😭
OMG stop spam PLZ ))
these gifs are amazingg😭
Seeing these messages fly by is crazy.
wheres the update 😭
pls Tamala's waiting for me
I LOVE
Chaos omg everyone got crazy #📢│palia-status
YAY! I'm in 😄
Switch log on screen is updated btw (Im waiting for steam now lol, I prefer playing PC)
Discord would break if there wasn’t a slowdown time on this channel on god
5 hour cooldown when 😈
Don’t make me wrong, of course they can and I don’t judge, but why they cannot make choices xd
Do ya'll just ever feel like a plastic bag?
I gotta switch off this channel....the scroll is about to make me have a seizure.
I just want my party buffs to hang with the gangstas of my community
i gotta get my daily chat with her
LET ME INNNNN
we're just experiencing coziness-withdrawls. WE NEED THE COZY OF PALIA.
TIME IS MONEY FRIEND
Drifting through the wind?
Drifting through the wind
Drifting in the wind? Wanting to start again?
🥹 aww, thank you so much! You're so kind 💜
Guess I’ll go make a little snackie
Hugs we will get in soon-ish
Omg I am in love with the witch outfits! super excited!
MORE GIFS! I NEED MORE GIFS
waaaaaaaiitttingggg very patiently
Cooldown is gonna be made so much worse 😭😂
offline
I want to play it for the first time I've heard good opinions about this game
hey @weary osprey im sure i seen you type something among the 100 mph chat lol
sidaiii
Dont you have anything else to do besides tell people what to do?
wow, that was insane with the gifs... so fast..
not sure if patient or here for the freak-out
I don't normally write in here but hi hah I'm so excited I'm waiting as fast as I can haha 🤣
where is update
me too!!
I see why there is a 2 minute slowdown timer now xD
STOP WITH THE GIFS, i cant actually read chat ffs
i love zeki
stop spamming
This is not very cozy of us 😆
So are the servers still down?
daddy chill
chat keeping me entertained frfr
Yes it is a good game you will enjoy it probably
yall getting spicy
HEY.
Im going back to duolingo
Right?!?!
it said closer to 2pm, not at 2pm, chill folks!!!
...
tbh its making time go by faster lol
do yall think we'll get a new map for the anniversary?
BRO CHILL 😭
LAWD
recall it's likely a rolling update scenario where this month's new features feed into next month's bug fixes etc etc
k migraine wins I'm out
I mean, if they aren't updating for a new time in the updatws, it should be happening shortly? Hopefully they get it up and rolling but I'm happy they are working on the game we all love!
Love how this chat is only active during patch updates
If I had my discord notifications on it would be going off every five seconds christs sake be patient and SLOW THE HECK DOWN
we have zero chill. we live and breathe Palia.
Come slide down rainbows in the sky, let’s fly away
Like a bird, you're free to see the boundless face of the earth
Let the wind blow you like a kite and glide away
Far beyond the clouds you'll find another place
If the road ahead you seems so cold and gray
When night never turns to day,
don't you be afraid go fly away.
the gifs are funny, peak waiting entertainment
Is this......a raid????
Oh my God, chat is going so fast I can't see anything
You're all ADDICTED people! And I..
😂
When the slowmode doesn't slow s* down at all. 
why is there no announcement?
my thoughts exactly xD
omg every five mins!? what is going on?!
Bet
its def active other times, but yes it is substantially more active on patch days :p
Why there is no moderators to stop spam?
What is up with all the gifs
Does anyone realise we have 80k + online people waiting for this great job?#📢│palia-status message
80K PEOPLE LOSING THERE MIND OVER PALIA # YOUR COMMUNITY LOVES YOU LOL
test, pls disable gifs for now :)
I know like HELL yall didn't get us a 5min timer with these stupid gifs 😅
With 85,000 Ppl Commenting: Slo Mode Dont Matter !
We literally have nothing better to do 
Please tell me when its up :DDD
The game is updating for me, you all should go see if the updating part works for you.
its not spam if it's just a 2 min CD timer lmao
Good job you’re going to get Gifs and pics banned again 😂
do gifs not have cooldowns??? im so confused now, and i cant read replies 😭
5 hour cooldown when
im back. but game is not.
Testing the cooldown cuz I saw “bet”…5 mins lmaooo
Rahhhh
The slow mode... it does nothing! also where server
omg how long ?????
https://paliapedia.com/now track it here

why is everyone spamming gifa
it’s me having a fire personality on Palia but being a cancer irl
Things arent even loading before the next one gets sent Oh my xD This is insane xD
Jesus!
i'm dying of laughter. this is too funny. yes, i wasted my cooldown on this.
y'all are getting clowned on in twitch chats, jsyk
Are we waiting another hour 😭😭
I find it so funny how palians react to a 1+ hour delay as I played a game where they would just delay for a week w/o telling or any updates on why are what happened 💀😭
The chaos is real.. my brain hurts trying to keep up with this
come onnn
mods plz make the chat go 10 minutes cause ppl will no stop spamming. i feel like i am watching a popular thing youtube kid video :/ :/
i feel a delay coming
Wow.
😆
92 MESSAGES IN THE MINUTE I WAS GONE 😟😟😟
be patient yall, clearly theyre facing issues they didnt know they had
😭
who else is staying up waiting to play
maybe everyone should like, go get water or food or something in the meantime
300+ here.....
Depression
hello!
I think everyone realllyyyyyy cares.
30 minute slow mode here we go!
So I joined the palia discord today.......
I have never seen a discord chat move so fast
I hope one of these days they go back live at exactly the estimated time, despite it being not working properly, just so people see why they need longer to fix some issues 😂 😂
just watch youtube while you wait
cringe chat
lmao, so funny
im making tea, does anyone want one :3
This is how we get gifs turned off 😒
Me too
i tried pressing every single button I found. didn't help XD
AAAHHHHH
It’s literally impossible to have a discussion in here about anything
Yo, you are MVP!!!
I LOVE ZEKII!!!
hydration break everyone. you know you need it.
Me!
Same 🤣🤣
give em a break yall XD
yall giving me anxiety 
this reminds me of ACNH update days :')
when is palia 2 dropping?
WHEEEEENNN!!!!!!
i just joined and why is everyone goin crazyyyyyy xDDD

servers are back up sike
Love this 😀
is this a twitch chat?

I swear mods! Put a cooldown for chat!
I'm scared

Oh my Steam had an update, it just didn't tell me until I shut it down.
so much happening
Take your time Palia team, I am entertained by the memes while I wait. 
At least they don't work on Epic time
Y’all should have seen the chat when they were about to hand out pre alpha invites 😵💫😵💫
IT's at 5 mins atm. Might increase it. New people typing won't be stopped though. Just need them to get their first msg in, then wait.
omg its still down :((((((((
Someone ping me when palia servers are back up if they arent already
Plz, just let me log on lol 🙂
memes keeping me at bay fr
Guyssss just play mario partyyyy 🎉
I don't have it 
warfare
i want a baby dragon so bad..
im at like 500 im not sure if sitting in menu counts though.
30 minutes! do it!!
I’m stealing your this
Lmao
I love this games too but yall are displaying addict behaviors
excited to spend way too much money on this game again 😅😅🫡🫡
the rules say they have to be playing Palia 😦
Excited for Grimalkin pirate furniture

devs pls hurry
is maintenance done?
wait did they add new bugs or am i trippin
oh thought i can play after a long day and now i cant T.T
I demand plushies in return for waiting
I wondered where the aforementioned children in chat were...I found them. Smh 😐
With all these popcorn gifs, I'm REALLY cravin popcorn now 🥵

we need to give them a break lol, they are trying their best
hiperfocus
ZzzZzzzz
You know your game’s successful if there are several people typing while waiting for the patch
Just sitting here watching a thunderstorm outside.
OH i got cookies! anyone want some?? 😄

hello!
nope
I have have nothing else to do today but wait for my meat to defrost,,, borger for dindins tonight
yes please
they could atleast give an update since its late again
holy sht its the "devs working hard" dude that always appears when people are just jokin
Yall are gonna make them remove the gif ability again and then chat will be depressing without them. Maybe calm down a little. A whole lotta lil bit.
this is taking forever, i have been waiting since 10:34.
Guys seriously let’s please slow down a little or at least slow down the gifs so that anyone who suffers from chronic illnesses or migraines or seizures etc can take it easy and be safe ok
Mr bean ❤️
Saving my lunch break for Palia time. Stay busy if you're WFH, we got this 
The maintenance will be extended out and we expect to be back online closer to 19:00:00 - This time is local to you. - We are still waiting sir's/ladysss
For the love of @primal aurora make the gifs stop 😅
Been waiting 5 mins to say this 😩
jeez calm down. it´s just a game. even im not dying, and i use for a brake on work
This is making me so nauseous and headachey, I hate it.
Why is it taking so long 😢
It’s clear that 3 hours is not enough time for an update. They should really consider giving themselves more time
I was able to download the update but it still says servers are down
Time local : 20:00 and now it's 20:15
Longterm it's good for the game to have so much excitement around updates.
guys, please slow it down with the gifs
let them take gifs away theyll learn 🤷🏻♀️
WE WAITING
it's too hot to be waiting like this haha
i need a live stream from the tech department, i wanna see how crazy it's going rn lol
not only that but also mobile users on data who forgor to disable gifs 
Tf? then look away lmao
the chokehold this game has on me is unreal
I cant wait to get on and buy the new outfits 
Ted Lasso pfp, heck yeah
Ah man still not? Dang I don't get to play til later tonight then 😩
👀🍿⛲️
Playing Cookie Clicker while waiting for update 🍪 
Ah, updating now!
yes plz do 30+ minutes cause ppl can not stop being youtube children and spamming gifts like its some kind of language... and acting like addicts too. its so uncomfortable at this point and annoying.
you guys need to learn self control and stop acting like kids omg please STOP IT SOME OF YOU ARE ADULTS! take the gifs away and maybe they will learn to not be little kids
‼️‼️‼️No point sharing gifs geez‼️‼️‼️
Servers are back up
They changed the timer to 5 minutes LMAO Still did nothing with so many people xD
petition to take away the gifs. We arent using our powers for good
LAUNCHER PLAYERS ITS UPDATING NOW
Updating
I should be cleaning, but alas, must wait for Palia to come back so I can hunt buggies.
5h is not enough to stop the gifs, disable it pls
were waiting for maintenance to end 🙂 (I can only type once every 5 minutes)
why isn't the twitch drops working
me rn
This is why we can't have nice things.
This will undoubtedly get lost, but thanks to the mods here for putting up with update day nonsense all for the grand salary of $free.99, so thanks mod cats! We love you!!! 
Carry on, enjoy update day everyone! Seeing as the chat cooldown and the gif raid is ongoing, I'll be lurking until the real questions and such start rolling in again.


Fr im getting a headache and also a bit nauseous from all the gifs that just keep floating in 
LAUNCH THE GAME! UPDATE IS LOADING!!!!
holy moly guys relax with the gifs i cant read anything lmfao
I am begging the mods to disable gifs.
Starting to mod Skyrim in the meantime 
it would be nice if we werent left in the dark about this
Updating now, let’s gooooo
mine is updating now
I'm just planning another garden layout while waiting 😂
I’m so excited!
now i understand the palia-general memes, it's pure chaos 
Are the servers up yet ? I haven't seen anything that says they are
Is Palia back up?
I actually wouldnt be surprised if they already had things patched hours ago, they just love watching you guys have breakdowns over Palia. 🤣
those people need to leave then, while the chaos is here. That's their own responsibility.
Same
is there already an update rn?
THIS!!! I’m visually impaired and I’m getting a really bad migraine from it ☹️
friend said drops wont be active until 10 (in 2 hrs)
Yall people are just excited! i dont like the complainers, but the people just being funny are just that, being funny :p
same!
se puede jugar o no?
Mine is updating rn
UPDATING
It want Start updating
I'm very excited !!!
if y'all are complaining about the gifs, just close the discord app lol. simple, no ?
Steam still doesn’t have an update unless you restart the application?
head to discussion its safe
yuuuhhhhh i live for the chaos of palia update days XD
if the gifs are really harming you pls don't stay in the server. take care of yourself first. 🫶
first time i'm this hyped about an mmo update ^_^
why haven't they posted that they need more time?
Mine is updated but it still says it’s down for maintenance
I udtaded mine about 30 mins ago
thissss
I REFUSE!!!!!
No update on steam yet
why can you only get the Landscapes for your plot in premium i dont think thats fair for people how cant afford to spent money in the game ±)
not funny, just annoying. The devs are doing actual jobs.
go go go
Where are yall updating 😭😭
Steam itself. My Palia doesn't yet. Though I'll check again after my 4 minute slowdown timer is done. (which when you read this will be now.)
Same XD
Dedass don’t mind waiting if it means fewer bugs and crashes. I say they need to take their time. Looking at you, Cyberpunk-2077.
IM UPDATING ON PC
Yikes
communicate with us please
No update on steam yet
Fr if you cant handle a fast chat + gifs take a break and come back later
oh my i can breathe in between gifs. what is going on?!
because it's a visual thing
im back from my 1hr timeout. but thegame is not back yet????????
DO smth maji thanks
its a free game, gotta be able to support development somehow 
Update on Switch
sometimes I understand why after a while games stop updating now
UPDATE DOWNLOADING
Can download!!!
hey anyone else still getting error 403??
not on steam yet
there was an update... my steam updated at 7pm
Chat do we know if the pirate items and zeki spinny wheel are temporary or if its here indefinitely?
Chaos, i love it.
ye, not on steam yet
no steam update yet 😦
I hate this chat rn
Yall are this rabid even with a five minute cooldown 😭 i love yall
And you have to redo it after the servers are up. Happens all the time. Just wait until they give the go
refer to #📢│palia-status message
Downloading the update now woooo!
Still no update
i also did not get update
Y’all got gifs taken away. Rip
Wow the gifs have been disabled. 
lol
friendly reminder that you can turn off gifs in the discord options
im too old to read this fast
oh yikessssss
Sorry yall. During updates it’s not entirely helpful to spam gifs. ❤️
Update is happening 😍
The maintenance is probably almost over.
@cursive rover we hope everything is okay!! Let us know the split second that it’s released

Gifs gone.. BE GONE CHILDREN
yall are gonna break the servers
Same friend, same
Close and reopen steam
just saw the party stuff and then realized i dont have friends on palia 🥲
This thread is insane
Updating mine now!!!
ugh so I have to play hotpot to get prize wheel coins. That sucks I don't like that game..
they can take our gifs.. but never our emojiiiiiissss
ooooo I'm on pc and its updating!!!
updating!!
Same
I just have to say. Props to the mods. ❤️ I appreciate all you do.
It wouldn't let me type idk why now I can
THEY TOOK AWAY EMBED PERMS NOOOOO
I loovvee that we can use the new update to make friends easier
ANYONE ELSE ON A SWITCH NOT ABLE TO UPDATE?!?!?! IMMA FREAK OUT MAANNNNNNN 😢😐🫨🫨
@tranquil silo Sorry but the Discord API is an entire different thing didnt u think ?
Hey people... the servers will come up when they're ready, yeah? Delays are inevitable.
we love this game !!! 

im guessing its gonna take a moment for the steam and switch update to be available to APAC? 
when can i play again
Lol ya'll lost your privileges for being excessive, love that

Hm, I predict another hour or so. 😮 Just a guess.
most players are really friendly, just ask if someone wants to party and there is always 1 or 2 peeps down
Just find a lfg to speed play it or a group of friends
BRO WHERE IS ITTTTT
Hip hop hooray!
update is up on steam
ya'll, look at that preview on t he login screen
steam updadting whuhuu
servers arenmt up tho
updating on steam
I HAVE IT
the game being down really shows me how addicted I really am
wow,.... no server status update did something go majorly wrong ????
ITS DONE???
Noice
I updated. Hoping it will say when we can get in from the main page. This is my first time
UPDATING ON STEAM
If you are on the switch, click the + to get the software information and then click on software update.
Update notice switch
Hahahaha me too. The links look silly but WAY less busy and crazy

I just got in!
do you guys see the girl on the boat
just coming here to be apart of the madness
update up :D
EEK
still no update available for me on steam 😦
i dont have a update on steam
steam
Click plus button on palia you can search for updates
It's more than okay to take your time when adding a new patch in to the game. Just know expect chaos when you don't inform people about the timeframe. 
After the said time thousands of players trying constantly log in is probably not the ideal situation.
UPDATES ON STEAM
It allowed me to update 1 hr ago it just won't let ne play 😭
no update for me on steam either
I hope it takes another two hours just to annoy you lot..good lord..
update on steam???
Item Shop i come and take my money
Steam "public" branch updated 1 minute ago
My switch lite says still doing maintenance:(
restart your steam window if u can't see an update queued in palia yet
I still have no update 😦
how do u update
i downloaded the game on Steam. And cant find the update
The benefits of being an adult is that updates happen while I’m at work lol
You can update but still not play lmao
exit steam completely and restart it!
Yep, updating on Steam as well now
Ive seen some people say steam had the updates out but mine hasn't updated yet . Not complaining just saying
Hi. Is it pronounced PAL ee uhh or PALE ee uh?
I still cannot log in after the update.
patching :)
I did get the update on steam
completely close steam & reopen it worked for me
wth, it wont let me put my pasword in
I love this so much. I didn't even love that movie but that someone redrew that gif to be Badruu is amazing.
Restart Steam (exit and launch)
Steam update is live now, not trolling
no status update yet so im not surprised can't update on steam so maybe they have not quite sorted things
Steam users close steam and open it again and it should give you an update, if not keep restarting steam once in a while
i dont see the update
Subira (NPC) says it out loud and she says PAY lee uh
I’m updating
"pronounced pay-lee-uh)" https://palia.com/news/top-questions-about-palia
I'd like to be able to change my in game username tbh
I had to exit the PC version fully and re-open to run the update
close steam and open again
reboot steam it updates
Same with switch! U can download
Same!
Steam finally downloading
I think official is pale-ia, but I always say pa-lia
You can if you put a ticket in
u can change it send them a request
Steam is downloading right now
are the servers up tho?
rebooted steam multiple times and wont show up :/
No
Can you guys enter the servers?
pay-lee-uh
ooh, i never noticed her say it. but someone who is a partnered streamer told me the devs say it this way too.
Download done but servers still down
downloaded the update, cant get in yet
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
Server are not back up yet, getting the error code 403
i was able to download but servers arent up
can someone please link to ticket please?
Servers still down
I got the update but still get it's under maintenance
Would be nice if they would update the palia status to let us know
i aint readin allat
I want that frog watering can
sending the devs all the love, i can't imagine how hard it is with a small team now ❤️
Honestly they really should just extend the update window to 4 hours cuz they never seem to get it done until after an extra hour
Update just came up for me
why no communication that they are delayed yet again
THERES A FROG WATERING CAN????
Mucho texto
I enjoy this forum immensly and do not wish to be muted
It's time for some of yall to walk your doggos
I feel like theyre sending out updates by platform + time zone.. I'm EST and its updating in Steam now
Yall. The status closer to 3pm, not 3pm exactly
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
New pasta dropped I see
THEY TOOK OUR GIF PERMS
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
I never knew this. I accidentally flipped the names when making the account and I don’t like the one that displays 🤣
they said closer to 2:00 not 2 on the dot.
you can change your username by contacting the makers of the game
i got the update on steam, but cant get in still
ugh
finally got the game to update on Epic
No, no copypasta! They'll mute us entirely.
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
updating now at steam
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
If we're doing this copypasta, we're giving free mutes. Your choice
when do we riot
this spam is so annoying
t's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
Me too 😦
wow someone is making alt accounts and spamming
unexpected issues happen all the time
They still haven't posted saying it's ready... why are yall trying to submit tickets for it not working?? Wait until they announce!
And pls stop that copy pasta stuff dude
How do I send a request to have my name changed???
If we're doing this copypasta, we're giving free mutes. Your choice
That’s super annoying
you may need to clear the cache if its not working, on steam, setting, downloads, clear cache
this is the best thing to come out of this 20 minute chat craze
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
while everyone is here i need opinions. I have romanced Jel and Tamala but I kinda wanna romance Subira as well.. should i break up with one of them so I can have an additional romance pin?
It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
Can yall stop spamming that long thing? Please?
@silent escarp Helloooooo
Wow
twiddles thumbs
yall are gonna be in trouble

It's been 4 hours without Palia, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Palia but the launcher was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today. I am nothing without Palia, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Palia, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Palia is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Palia, I bought all the backer skins, and bought it for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Palia can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Palia is very amazing and I can't lose it. Palia is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, in Kilima Village, I was fishing, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her homestead later and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed, then I got nervous. We then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Bahari Bay, where we adopted two companions. They were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the Temple of the Flames. And the day after... Palia was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiancée and companions. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my companions back.
What is happening!?!
Why there always some miserables ruining the chat. Le sigh.
Stop guys
Yes please
Yeah that’s super rude
Welp. You were warned.
Can you guys stop it.
🤓
oop
Ugh 🙄
Yeah. please mute 😄
Reboot steam, it should update
ok ima head out of heer this is ridiculous
i think you can only wear 2 pins, but you can change which ones you wanna wear
I like how the mute warning instantly disappears because of another copypasta
Steam is updating... YAY
quit spamming, it's weird.

omg
is palia back on?
i closed steam via taskmanager and restarted it. then in worked.
Omg it's updated
gifs were funnier than the text wall
give it to them Naz
thanks guys, the chat restriction is now every 10 minutes -_-
Probably even longer when I finally get to type smh
Huzzah, it's updating for me too on Steam. Need to Task Manager Steam and restart it
Server logins is still down
@tough stag just romance them qll zephyr xD
about what?
Is it just me or has this fandom started skewing much younger recently
Let us iiiiin
wow, I choose the right time to download this game for the first time XD
I wanna be a mermaid now where's the patch :((
Can the dramatic spammers calm down? Lmao
Finally got the update on steam
yall really need to chill. go take a walk to calm yall nerves or something lol
In the preview there is si I think
i can’t wait
People were doing an annoying copypasta.
There is so much going on in chat i can't even read most of it.
LOL 15min per chat
New Spoonkid video y'all.
IT IS FINALLY UPDATING FOR ME, I had to literally restart my pc to get it updating :/ also i think we have a lot of yappers in the chat rn....
Thank you mods for the patience 🤍
😅 I just blocked a few of the spammers, cant deal with that xD
everyone's have withdraws from palia and it's so funny to me
C'mon Palia I wanna play mermaids!
Oof can’t even keep up in chat lol
Mods ftw
I'm excited to fly around on a broomstick! Yessssss
Devs really should give themselves more time, 3 hours clearly isn’t enough
on another note, who cant wait to get the new drake pet?? i want the pink one with the bows! 
Open the servers pls, my paypal logout in few minutes automaticly.
stop spamming everyone chill
whaaaaattt
we ❤️ mods
forget the mermaids. WHAT ABOUT THE WITCHES 😄
Can someone let me know what timezone it's on? 8-11 MST? PST?
same loll
For the plot landscapes, does it change one selected plot or all of the plots?
ngl, updates bring out the absolute worst in all of yall. its embarassing
What is spoonkid making now a days? Still Rust?
Also, be advised of the current 15min slowmode. It seems it's necessary.
cmon devs i wanna playyyyyyy
at least the steam and local are updating
i NEED big frogbert however
I feel like after reading ALL the updates that are being implemented, which seems quite substantial, that it might take some time to make sure it runs smoothly. It's either work out the kinks or have everyone complain about things not working right and we shut it back down for more maintenance.
Not until July right?
Y’all are hilarious lol. Everybody hating can seriously just go to another channel 😂
stop the spamming plz
Wait since was there a boat in palia. In reference to the boat seen in the lil trailer that the mermaids in
It's not really spamming if there's so many people in this discord,people just want a voice lmao
this is the consequences when ppl just refuse to listen and keep acting like they are little kids and immature
I’ll just wait #📢│palia-status meh
any news?
im pretty sure they get upset if you take off their pin tho.. am I wrong about that? (i hope so ngl)
Thank you naz!!!!
You do know that outfit isn't coming yet? Witches are coming July 7 I think it was
Error code 403 ? am I the only one?
thank you
wait question, is it updated and i need to restart or are we still waiting for dev info
facts, really gross. Same with a few other games I play sadly
woah first was gif spam then all that copy n paste massive long post , what is it with ppl. no point putting pressure on n whineing it was a big patch lots changes ya have learn patience
steam > right click game > properties > installed files > verify integrity
It will push the update 
discussions is killed now too, good work you guys youre so funny and cool
That's severe
I'm getting that too
Since the updates rolling out on both switch & steam, hopefully it shouldn’t be much longer 🥺😭 I know we’re all more than ready to hop on lol
same for me
Me too unable to log in
They said closer to two. So they still have six minutes for it to be closer to two. 😂😂
meh i reported one of em for spamming heh, thank you mods/admins and sorry that the trolls/whatever are making you work extra hard.
not the dev ghosting on us 😔
10min cooldown now
to be back online closer to 11:00 AM PT.
Servers are still down guys
Got my update downloaded. Got my coffee, snacks and water. Just waiting on servers
its local to you. any time they make an announcment with a time they always follow it with "this is local to you"
I also just got my update on Epic Games
a lil bit, but when im gonna remove a pin i opt to swap it with another one, so i dont get that upset message
10 minutes seems like way too long but I understand why lol
Updating: 0% out of 100%, time: 6543 hours 23 minutes
witches?? will we eventually be able to use magic??
No way 😂
It's wild how loud y'all are on here when in game there's always crickets haha
is the discord like this with every update/patch?
ooooof the copy pastas
Ill be back in a bit guys ❤️ gonna make some food and lay down. So excited for the update ill see yall soon!
but theres 86000 ppl out here some where - lol
Em on switch, updated but still can get in
!hellochat
Praying to the Palia Gods that they fixed the party bug where you can't party up with friendsss
Yes.
Worst update timeslot ever
oh dear god. The spammers.
Yes it is xD
guys i updated but it still wont let me in
update on pc but still down too
It’s after 2 where I am it’s almost 2:30
yes lmao
RIght?!
Is the steam version the same as the normal palia launcher
scroll back up my dude it INDEED was spamming
Cant download on steam. It says the update isnt supported
Some of y’all need to go back to just lurking. 
i just wanna say hi but y'all are scary is chat always like this in here lmao
ok going to eat still hasn't updated
Servers are going up!!
I have the update option but can't update
where can i read the palia update list/trailer etc ? if its out that is
Good job making a game everyone can't wait to play developers! So many people want to get back on!! ❤️
hi
hey palia
Everyone chill out they working on fast as possible

if you mean the update, it'll show in the palia-status channel according to your own time zone. currently, according to Naz (mod), it's about 15 minutes~ til it comes back up. hope that helps!
Why do I have a feeling the severs will be up 1 minute before my daughter wakes up from her nap 🙃
Do you need a hug?
damn 20gb
eh ? I can tho
😦
same 
Whoo! I'm updating! Too bad both my sisters are at work and I have no one to play with.
can I finally talk in here without being told to get off????really annoyed how I was told to just “quit discord” because I requested y’all to stop sending gifs because it was literally causing me a migraine since I have a visual impairment, which I can’t help, by the way. It’s not fair that I can’t enjoy the game or the community with the game because I can’t read the chat bc people refused to stop sending gifs. Dunno how much more active I’ll be in here bc of that tbh.
Somebody joked about it being 5 hours and it manifested.😌 15 min cooldown woooooo
Nope, patch day is just its own thing.
Me exact situation rn lol
They'll disappear like they never existed before once servers are up
g#
@prime verge
I hate this
Updated but can’t play
Just on update/maintenance.
update in status channel