💬│palia-general

[mortal ice]

Good night! 🌙

[gloomy thistle]

i can finally get fine pickaxe

[mortal ice]

That will make it so much easier for you now. Congratulations 🎉

[gloomy thistle]

yesss

i also acquired pallium ingot recipe in case

[mortal ice]

How are you doing in the other areas?

[gloomy thistle]

not sure what next now

[twin anvil]

Who ever just gifted me the Elder serbum antlers and is named jas flowers THANK YOU CAUSE I WAS RUNNING AROUND FOR ABOUT 1 HOUR TRYNA GET THEM😭

[mortal ice]

Crafting can level up easily. Gardening is a money maker so that’s a good one to work on.

[unique plume]

[latent badge]

mousy

[mortal ice]

How did you respond?

[round sluice]

Speaking as a cat, you are my favourite mouse

[unique plume]

I didn't

[gloomy thistle]

fair enough, i just don't know what to buy seeds for

[mortal ice]

#💬│off-topic-chat message. A photo of my little friend this evening who came to say hi

[mortal ice]

Start with what they gave you and what you can afford. As soon as you get tomato’s plant those

[unique plume]

For a beginner planting tomatoes and potatoes in a checkerboard pattern is great

[gloomy thistle]

[round sluice]

Is that a pika? Cute li'l critter

[mortal ice]

It’s a teeny tiny mouse. It has a tail so not a pika (had to look that up)

[teal jolt]

was not expecting to bump into goss moth while mining

[gaunt basin]

please fix mission grow 5 tree until mature, i already plant 20 tree but not completed

[gloomy thistle]

look like i can access tomoato and potatoes

[mortal ice]

A good area to look in for gardening tips is #🌱│gardening

[gloomy thistle]

gotcha and i can finally get rid of big rocks at my home xD

[ornate stone]

Ah, see, I'm the total opposite. I want my home plot full of rocks and garbage. I even still have some of the 'broken pieces of foundation' trash from the last guy. Messy decorations, my beloved. 😌

[gloomy thistle]

haha

[dawn osprey]

Can someone here please gift me some flow seeds...only if you have so much 🙂

[gloomy thistle]

OMG GUYSSS

i got this from lucky coinnn

[clear galleon]

@gloomy thistle
Jealous it gives me garbage

[unique plume]

Graaatz

[gloomy thistle]

nooo i believe in uu

[unique plume]

I recently got the elder sernuk myself

[clear galleon]

Me next

[sullen pond]

hi i need a help

[unique plume]

The coin gave me stupid fireworks today. Sold em right back to that scammer

[sullen pond]

i cant unlock the island

[unique plume]

What island

[sullen pond]

island flow gate

[distant geode]

How do I get more soil ?

[mortal ice]

By leveling up your gardening. The most you can get is 9 soil blocks

[distant geode]

ohhh okay thank u

[grave junco]

question: if i start playing palia on steam, will i need to start a new account or will it continue from my existing save that i have through the singularity6 launcher?

[unique plume]

Yes, the game will prompt you to link your existing account to Steam

[grave junco]

oh. thank you

❤️

[unique plume]

You will have to uninstall the game and reinstall through Steam tho

[grave junco]

i reset my pc so my palia game is gone anyway XD

[gloomy thistle]

Question, you can get other plushies from lucky coins or I will have to acquire them through hunting deers? Either way I will do one or other lol

(Not sure what other than deers so)

[unique plume]

Only through hunting deers.
The regular and elder are 0.1% chance, and the magic deer (disco deer) is 1%, but the magic ones are also more rare and only in Bahari

[tight falcon]

awesome

[weary osprey]

Damn, woke up, found out i got cheated on. Is this where i sign the divorce papers @manic gorge

[gloomy thistle]

Ah okay ^^

[still kite]

Is anyone else having issues with the interacting with their “pocket” storage especially when interacting/gifting NPC’s?

[unique crag]

Good evening everyone!! :333

[dawn osprey]

which set of furniture classified as rare?

[plush ocean]

[sullen pond]

check once gameplay help

[cedar jungle]

Hi need help please does anyone know how to fix these issue.

[unique crag]

friends help 😭 i recently discovered through others that there was a path to bahari through the plot.. but mine is blocked? what do i need to do to unlock it?

[ivory prairie]

Thats blocked off for everyone your off a smidge on the map check the very back of the map towards up a hill

[unique crag]

ooohh thank you!

[ivory prairie]

no problem! eating dinner so late replys LOL

[hushed patrol]

I need some cookers. 😭

[lone skiff]

Tried to make a square house for my museum plot only to be thwarted in the end by the last room and hallway refusing to connect to each other so there's no continuous flow of access...😭

[grim zealot]

[meager saffron]

Was playing the whole evening, I’m addicted now 😂🫡 love this game can’t wait to play again tonight

[rocky crescent]

https://palia.wiki.gg/wiki/List_of_Furniture

[tall canopy]

I like your OG IGN however this current one is pretty cute! 🥰

[unique plume]

You mean Discord name?

[tall canopy]

Mhm 🥰

Mawni pretty Palians ♥️

[weary osprey]

🧎‍♂️

[plush ocean]

rolls around all panda-like Phew. Back to Weeklies.

[plush ocean]

This little racoon just makes me want to watch Rocket.

[jaunty bone]

is anyone else worried about the future of palia given the recent staff cut 🥲

[tall canopy]

I don’t wanna think about it, it hurts 🥲

I love Palia too much. If there’s no Palia, what do I have?

[dawn osprey]

thanks a lot

[jaunty bone]

yeh same here

[plush ocean]

I'm compartmentalising to save my feelings.

[jaunty bone]

i'll be so devastated if anything happens, ive turned to this game when ive had rough times and its been a massive comfort

[little niche]

I hope they don’t drop the game & leave it unfinished

Weren’t they working on it back in 2018? They seem invested

[jaunty bone]

i hope so too. I had NO idea they had so many staff to begin with, it blew my mind

[rocky crescent]

nope, worrying wont change anything so why worry
also they have said in their official statement that the game and community will continue to be supported

[jaunty bone]

because its my natural state of being to worry LOL

[little niche]

I’m concerned too. Will less people mean slower smaller updates 😫

[tall canopy]

Sometimes your mind knows sumfin is futile but your heart…

[jaunty bone]

😎 👉 anxiety am i right

[hushed patrol]

Hehe finally got sq azure chappa tail

[rocky crescent]

i could worry about it or i could enjoy the game and the awesome people i have met in the Discord

where did your pic go?

[jaunty bone]

like Shelby

[tall canopy]

Ok I just got mindwashed 🤣

[rocky crescent]

hahahaha

[jaunty bone]

UGH my cat just had his dinner and then walked his fishy stench into my study LOL

[brittle wing]

ngl im starting to think my last star quality bug is gonna be the raspberry beetle or spotted mantis

[little niche]

Spotted mantis was easy doing lure at dragon in Kilima. Raspberry beetle is my enemy too

[plush ocean]

Star quality raspberry beetle is a joy to hunt.

[little niche]

Or sorry bahari

?

[brittle wing]

last 4 im missing is rainbow butterfly, raspberry, spotted, and the gossamer moth

[jaunty bone]

i simply chose to forget the horrors of hunting down rare beetles and fish

[little niche]

Lol ya at some point! I gave up on bundles

[jaunty bone]

although in saying that i had caught them all, but now my accomplishments have some of them blacked out so

[brittle wing]

Ive seen the rainbow and moth quite a bit doing my rounds searching for them lol but hardly have seen the other two

[plush ocean]

Gossamer moth sounds like a bird. It's odd.

I'm envious of Zeki's metal fence.

[jaunty bone]

im envious of the vines on Tamalas house

[plush ocean]

I'm just envious of Tamala's house in general.

[jaunty bone]

also true i wish to be her

[plush ocean]

Yeah, I'd romance her just to get the house in the divorce.

[jaunty bone]

HAHAHAHAH yes good plan

[plush ocean]

I'm quite happy with my pantry.

[rocky crescent]

what is the spice rack looking thing?

or is that made of lots of different things

[jaunty bone]

thats such a cute idea!

[plush ocean]

It's two Makeshift Large Shelves. And then just a bunch of bottles from the Homestead and Kilima set, I believe.

[rocky crescent]

this was the start of my pantry but i stopped after hearing we are getting 2 story houses

[plush ocean]

I like turning little hallway sections into bathrooms, walk in closets, or in this case a pantry.

[tropic aurora]

can i hire you to come decorate my house please

[solid viper]

I've mentioned it before, but I really want a 5x5 hallway

[plush ocean]

D'awe shucks.

There's still a lot of work to done to make it look more cozy. I really enjoy the makeshift items, but they take a little more work to gather.

[solid viper]

Like, ideally my pantry's where I'd stor my preserves jars, but there's not enough room in a 3x3, and almost too much room in a 7x7

...I'm going to be stealing that kitchen island

[tropic aurora]

ahhhhhhh, this is amazing! my kitchen is so bland compared

[plush ocean]

I've had it happen in the past and I closed and re-opened the client. That worked for me.

[solid viper]

Also... huh. Are those plates in your cabinets manually added, or do those cabinets just still have dishes in them? I thought they removed the dishes from all the cabinets so you could stick your own stuff there

[plush ocean]

I'd love to see it. Honestly, one of my favourite things about the kitchen atm is the ceiling fans. The sound of them is really soothing that I just find myself standing there for a bit.

[rocky crescent]

i did just find this recipe though so that will be more to add to the pantry

[solid viper]

Yeah, I've got one of those fans in my living room. It's soothing

[tropic aurora]

right, i'm gonna come say hi tonight so we can be soothed together

[plush ocean]

The dishes are just there, but if they weren't I would have added some. I'm a bit obsessed with detail, I want my house to look lived in.

[jaunty bone]

WILL WE THO 😭

[solid viper]

The makeshift piece I'm really wanting is the chandelier. It's perfect for the kitchen, and I figure I'm already probably going to end up using a lot of the Flotsam candles around the house to keep a theme going, so...

[rocky crescent]

they said we well and they showed pictures.... so why not?

[jaunty bone]

ok good

[jaunty bone]

exciting ehehheeh

[solid viper]

I get the concern and I share it, but who knows? It might even come in the next patch... which we should hear about soon-ish, I'd hope

[jaunty bone]

i think everything will continue to progress i just expect it'll be a lot slower

[rocky crescent]

i hope its the next, im kinda done with my house looking like a sjam factory. its got a 33% chance either 2 story houses, building blocks or paths so lets wait and see but yea i think we will hear something about the next update this week maybe

[jaunty bone]

you guys ever forget that you last shot a flare and then go to shoot an animal only to waste a flare

[plush ocean]

I feel attacked.

[solid viper]

Yes. So many times.

[plush ocean]

That's how disco deer are born.

[rocky crescent]

how come?

[jaunty bone]

i wasted one on a proudhorn

[solid viper]

At least you marked it for the server!

[jaunty bone]

very true XD

[rocky crescent]

when you shoot a deer with a phoenix arrow... thats a waste lol

but it should give you ready cooked meat

[jaunty bone]

also is anyone else waiting for creative youtubers to incorporate the courtyard into their house? i dont wanna touch my house rn because im waiting for inspo

[rocky crescent]

check out the #🏡│decor channel might be a shorter wait

[jaunty bone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-that-what-is-happening-sam-neill-remove-sunglasses-gif-15770358

damn it i forget gifs dont work here XD

[rocky crescent]

its ok its JP so i will let it go hehehe

[jaunty bone]

plays JP theme song on the recorder

[rocky crescent]

no you ruined it now. NOTHING sounds good on the recorder that was a torture device used in schools

[jaunty bone]

havent you seen the meme?

[rocky crescent]

but cool that you know how to play it - just get a diffrent instrument

[rocky crescent]

No

[jaunty bone]

well well well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_blZhvI2A

[jaunty bone]

i dont, i was just referencing that video above :p

[rocky crescent]

oh no dear, that is a video not a meme. videos include sounds i am not listening to a recorder

[jaunty bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk i think this might be the original actually

[rocky crescent]

gods dammit another valley sunrise chandelier

[jaunty bone]

since when cant videos be memes?

[plush ocean]

Well that terrified me. I hate bees. Phew.

[jaunty bone]

what happened?

[rocky crescent]

oh yea i have seen that that, and thats not what i meant. the point was it would have sound and i really didnt want to listen to a recorder

[plush ocean]

There was a bee in my room and I (like a hero) ran away screaming.

[rocky crescent]

@jaunty bone besides this is the only JP cover you will ever need

[jaunty bone]

fair enough! tis a good meme and i think the harmonica one is actually better

[jaunty bone]

has the bee left u alone

[rocky crescent]

was probably just looking for a lil honey

[plush ocean]

No, the room belongs to him until he finds the window.

[jaunty bone]

go on

[rocky crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6fEKJjBtzI&ab_channel=SonicBears

[plush ocean]

I can hear it from downstairs. He's chonky...

[jaunty bone]

blocked in my country D:

[jaunty bone]

lil thiccums bee

[rocky crescent]

try this https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2168199616783826

[sick pawn]

I go sleepies for now, Palian friends Y'all have a good one!!

[rigid jasper]

Good Morning

[jaunty bone]

his voice must have been fried after that

goodnight and goodmorning!

[plush ocean]

I'd be more than useless to Auni irl, as I have an irrational fear of bugs. The idea of an insect being the size of a cereal bowl would make me nope out of there so fast. I'd be screaming at the phoenix shrine telling Embra to put me back in.

[round sluice]

It's all a matter of visual scaling, in games. If they were realistically sized, we'd never see them

It's kinda the same reason they always "scare" and make noise, even when we're not really close; it's to bring our attention to them, in case we want cereal bowl insects, et the time

[plush ocean]

I'm going to have the jurassic park theme stuck in my head now...darn.

[round sluice]

I'm going to have images of Goldblum stuck in mine

[plush ocean]

"You're selling it! You're selling it!"

[plush ocean]

I went to the museum a few days ago and saw how big bugs used to be. I was not happy.

[jaunty bone]

theres a triceratops skeleton on display in the Melbourne museum that i wanna go see

[plush ocean]

If someone wanted to torture me (for whatever reason) they would only need to put me in a room with good acoustics and have the sound of Jimmy Carr's laugh play on a loop. I can almost guarantee I'd have destroyed myself like that elderly woman in the movie The Happening.

[jaunty bone]

LOL

[round sluice]

I've never been sure why he's famous

[jaunty bone]

id like to imagine youd be more like the older lady in birdbox whos had her eyes held open

[rocky crescent]

that could be said about 80% of the worlds famous people

[jaunty bone]

im still upset the happening flopped btw. Could have so cool but NooOOoOoo

[plush ocean]

I have the level of stability to already see those birdbox bebes. I can't imagine anyone would need to pry my eyes open.

[round sluice]

I guess, but I mean, really, what does he do? Is he just a presenter?

[rocky crescent]

he is a comedian

[plush ocean]

He exists.

[round sluice]

Go on. Pull the other one

[jaunty bone]

wait i thought we were talking about Jeff Goldblum

[plush ocean]

I mean, I don't hate the guy. I just wouldn't be able to allow him to experience any amount of joy that would encourage that sound to fall out of him that's all.

[rocky crescent]

what? you aske what does he do, so i told you

[round sluice]

Wait, really? Has he ever been funny?

[jaunty bone]

who are we talking about

[rocky crescent]

comedy is subjective clearly he is funny to a lot of people

[round sluice]

I've only ever seen him in an interview, on Graham Norton, and on QI. He's idiotically dull

[plush ocean]

Well someone must enjoy him, because he's still there.

[plush ocean]

Do you like him?

[jaunty bone]

guys pls

also i finally got the kilima koi pond WOOO

[fair notch]

la bomba

[rocky crescent]

i dont mind him, i enjoy 8oo10cdc but thats for the other comics too. i wouldnt turn it over if he was on but i wouldnt put him in my top 5

[jaunty bone]

DONT MIND WHO

[rocky crescent]

jimmy carr

[jaunty bone]

there we go alright

[plush ocean]

It took me a moment to figure out what show you had abbreviated then. I thought you may have been fighting a bee.

[jaunty bone]

yeh hes got a weird laugh

[round sluice]

Well, I found Alexei Sayle funny, and he's not everyone's cuppa, either (Not sure if he's still alive?)

[jaunty bone]

@rocky crescent @round sluice are you both british?

[rocky crescent]

no i love bees. we started our own apiaries in the pandemic. wasps however can get fluffed. im alergic to those mother truckers

[round sluice]

I'm of Irish descent, but I'm 7th+ generation 'Murican

[jaunty bone]

ur up very late sir

[rigid minnow]

I’m just Aussie

[plush ocean]

I don't dislike bees. They dislike me...or they really like me. Either way they make a bee line for my forehead. I feel attacked, in more ways than one. Same goes for moths.

[jaunty bone]

same here woohooo

[rocky crescent]

yes 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[rigid minnow]

Yayyy!!! Another Aussie!!

[round sluice]

ADHD and insomnia for the... win?

[plush ocean]

hides her English in the wardrobe

[rocky crescent]

but at least bees will only sting you if they feel their life is threatend, wasps are like "say hello to my lil stinger" stab stab stab

[jaunty bone]

i knew it

[jaunty bone]

well aint that a mood

[plush ocean]

One flew up my nose as a kid and stung me. I didn't encourage that...save for what I presume to be a flared nostril. It's hilarious, but it was also very painful.

[jaunty bone]

are you from the dangerous part or the cold part XD

[rigid minnow]

Ummm.. yes

[rocky crescent]

i got stung in the neck by a hornet when i was still small enough to need a pram, that didnt go well

[jaunty bone]

i stuck my hand into a sandpit directly onto a bee before and it stung me. Safe to say i have stayed away from sandpits since

[rigid minnow]

Living in Cairns atm but originally from Brisbane cx

[plush ocean]

Hornet save for the et is aptly named. Those things...no.

[round sluice]

Wasps are da debil!

[rocky crescent]

well done 🤷‍♂️ it's not like i hid it from people

[jaunty bone]

damn you in the spicy part

[jaunty bone]

theres that english sass

[rocky crescent]

did you just get stung on the tongue?

[rigid minnow]

It’s really pretty here thankfully cx

[plush ocean]

I was changing a paper lantern once and a dead moth broke up in my eye.

[jaunty bone]

NOOOOOOO

[rocky crescent]

with as much niceity as possible, please dont presume to know me

[plush ocean]

We don't have the best history.

[weary osprey]

Thanks for the meal 🥢

[rocky crescent]

ewwww no!!! thank god for glasses

[round sluice]

Wrapped in the Jack, twirling 'brelly, wearing a bowler, snacking on jammy dodgers

[jaunty bone]

i dont! i was making a stereotyope of british humour

[rocky crescent]

none of this actually

[plush ocean]

I wear glasses now, though given how rain still manages to get behind my glasses, I can't imagine that it would've helped.

[round sluice]

I grew up on PBS and MTV. Almost all of my "formative" telly was from the UK

[rocky crescent]

then please dont judge me by stereotypes

[unique plume]

Do you use the stairs in the inn to go downstairs or do you just jump off?

[plush ocean]

Wait, the British have humour?

[rocky crescent]

right how does that even happen

[rigid minnow]

Brownie’s just playing, Funkee?

[jaunty bone]

haha yep! it aint that deep buddy

[sudden elm]

Good morning happy timezoness

[plush ocean]

Come now, lets not get all upset, otherwise I'll have to release the moth dust.

[rocky crescent]

the in has down stairs?? i though only stairs that went up

[round sluice]

I've been amazed, recently, at how few of my UK, Irish, NZ, Aussie friends even realize there was a UK "The Office", but all of them seem to be fans of the USAdian one

[round sluice]

And here I, at first, thought we were talking about the downstairs part

But, yes, I always balcony jump, when leaving Ashura's or SubuWu's rooms

[rocky crescent]

im not upset about it, just dont see the need to make fun of where people come from

[rigid minnow]

No one made fun?

[fair notch]

USAdian is a new one

[round sluice]

I didn't feel made fun of. It felt, to me, like just general questioning

[rocky crescent]

yea, thats why i was trying to be careful about how i worded it so people didnt just think i meant like upstairs and downstairs lol

[sudden elm]

GOOD MORNING HAPPY TIME ZONES

Yall rude today or wha? 😂

[jaunty bone]

Was definitely not my intention to make fun of anyone, but I can see it’s a sensitive subject! So I’ll refrain 😊

[rigid minnow]

Timezones, Shelby!

[rocky crescent]

whtever its done its is what it is, so lets move past it

[rigid minnow]

😬

[round sluice]

I can see how the fact I even know who Alexei Sayle is could make people wonder if I'm from the UK. Very few Yanks know of him

[rocky crescent]

its not sensitive its just not needed

[sudden elm]

@rocky crescent

[plush ocean]

Forgive me. I'm made up of 93% sarcasm. I don't translate it well via text.

[jaunty bone]

Same here 😭

[rigid minnow]

Aussies just like to banter lmao

[round sluice]

Oh! I get that. Nuance is weird, via text

[rocky crescent]

this is partly becuase most of the world gets american TV in some form also there was like 10 seasons of the american one and mybe 2 or 3 of the english one. and despite both being written by Ricky gervais i prefer the american one tbh

[round sluice]

Everyone else seems to share this opinion, myself included

[jaunty bone]

Alas I must have dinner now, I bid you farewell (for now)

[round sluice]

I'm happy our "IT Crowd" died quick, though. It was horrid

[rocky crescent]

its not even about that

[plush ocean]

How I imagine some folk are after I've spoken to them for more than an hour.

[rocky crescent]

didnt even know it existed

[round sluice]

Oops. Wrong gif

[rocky crescent]

morning @sudden elm

[round sluice]

I think it just the pilot. I saw it, when it first came out. Not worth looking it up

[rocky crescent]

fairy nuff

[rigid minnow]

Arrietty and dinner time me thinks

[plush ocean]

sips D'n'B

[sudden elm]

Ew

[rigid minnow]

Oop

[round sluice]

Around here, that means "Dave & Busters"

[plush ocean]

Do they taste good in liquid form?

[rocky crescent]

i was like what the heck is you drinking drum n base for. then my brain was rapidly flicking through every drink/coctail to find out what you were drinking. assuming its Dandilion and Burdock, never been a fan its like drinking weeds to me haha

[plush ocean]

More for me.

[rocky crescent]

whats dave and busters?

[round sluice]

It's a restaurant, so... no? 🤷🏼

[plush ocean]

blends a restaurant

[rocky crescent]

my parner drinks elderflower something or other and thats just the same to me

[round sluice]

Adult arcade. Arcade games and such, but also beer, pizza, beer, burgers, beer, wings, beer...

[rocky crescent]

oh so they dont do beer?

[round sluice]

As a chaser

[rocky crescent]

thats ok im more of a cider man myself if i have an adult beverage

[plush ocean]

Drum n Bass would probably taste good. As far as musical genres go, it's probably fizzy--like an energy drink.

[plush ocean]

I like Elderflower, but that is not at all surprising.

[rigid minnow]

DnB as a drink would make me all jumpy and fast I think

[round sluice]

So... what's a D'n'B?

[rocky crescent]

if we were going to turn musical genres into drinks ill have a pint of EDM please

[rigid minnow]

Drum n Bass

[plush ocean]

I feel like you need a license to serve EDM.

[round sluice]

And that's a drink, is it?

[rocky crescent]

Dandilion and Burdock - its a posh drink (not really just sounds it)

[plush ocean]

Nothing about me is posh.

[round sluice]

Ah! I've had fizzy drinks, of each of those, but not mixed. Is this version adulty?

[rocky crescent]

and when you blow in the breathalizer it plays Darude - Sandstorm

[round sluice]

Ah! The soundtrack of the Internet

[plush ocean]

Yeah...I'm not drinking that. I'll have a glass of Lo-fi.

[rocky crescent]

nope.

[jaunty bone]

I don’t believe it

[rocky crescent]

depends if its friday night or saturday morning i guess

[round sluice]

Hmm. Next time I'm at the place where I can get them, I'll try a li'l mix-n-match

[plush ocean]

Nujabes would taste great. You'd have to import it, though.

[jaunty bone]

Is it like… kombucha?

[rocky crescent]

this is probs the most common brand of it though

[round sluice]

Huh. We have that same marque, but each flavour, and not combined, that I've ever seen

[rocky crescent]

never had kombucha so couldnt tell you. to me its just a nasty tasting fizzy drink/soda/pop what ever you call it where you are

[rigid minnow]

Nujabes would have me in my feels

[plush ocean]

Oh no...Naruto ENG dubbing is in my head now and apart of me just died.

[rocky crescent]

good news they do do an adult version (not my hand)

[jaunty bone]

Haha I’m so chronically online im used to every name 😂 but I guess here it would be soft drink

[plush ocean]

There's an adult version of everything.

[jaunty bone]

Are there actual dandelions in it?

[round sluice]

4%? Barely

[rocky crescent]

soft drink is anything that isnt alcohol though

[limber relic]

Oh wow, finally came down to this time of the semester where I get to write a whole research paper for my masters about Palia :D Much research(playing the game) is needed, hehe
Life is good

[daring dagger]

Guys I’m at work and someone’s kid microwaved cup noodles with no water, so their room filled with smoke and their smoke alarm went off and because I had to help I’ve smelled like burnt food smoke all night 😭 and the smell is everywheeere

[plush ocean]

Yes. Sadly, I think drinking it would make me a more sociable person. All mellow and accepting, and being English I can't allow that.

[rocky crescent]

yea i dont think its chunky (that would be soup) but yea i guess somewhere along the line it uses them

[jaunty bone]

Here soft drink is fizzy drink/ soda 🙂

[rigid minnow]

In Australia we call soda/pop/fizzy drink “Soft Drink”

[rigid minnow]

Honestly so fair

[sudden elm]

I love that you let us know that wasn't your hand 😂

[jaunty bone]

Could you imagine how gross it would be if it was chunky 😭

[plush ocean]

Depends how cheap it is. Maybe sometimes it's just essence of dandelion. Originally, it was used as a medicine.

[rocky crescent]

yea i get that we would call it soft drink too, but the term soft drink encompasses things like squash and juice and stuff too - basically the opposide of a hard drink (alcohol) i guess its kinda like people use the name hoover to mean a vacuum cleaner or Sellotape for sticky tape

[plush ocean]

Hand shame XD

[jaunty bone]

Yeh that’s cool! Apparently it’s been popular since the Middle Ages?

[rocky crescent]

people might have wondered... also i needed to make sure the internet didnt think i was drinking dandelion and burdock

[jaunty bone]

What is that?

[sudden elm]

I would've wondered tbh 😅

[rocky crescent]

exactly!

[sudden elm]

I mean it did look like a pretty big hand

[round sluice]

Similar in consistency to root beer, there use to be a drink called "dandelion fizz". Pretty sure that's exactly what the dandelion part of D'n'B is

[rocky crescent]

🤮

[plush ocean]

So have I.

[jaunty bone]

Are you in England btw?

[rocky crescent]

i do have big hands but that is not one of them

[round sluice]

I've been around since then, but have never been popular

[plush ocean]

It's true, I'd be up at night questioning it.

[plush ocean]

Hand flexing.

[plush ocean]

I'd still drink it/ eat it.

[rigid minnow]

Nujabes is a music artist, basically the creator/godfather of Lofi, my fave song of his is Aruarian Dance

[radiant tinsel]

if it was jelly I would but flower bits don't sound appealing

[plush ocean]

That's everyones favourite. That's like saying I like to stick one leg out of the cover on hot days.

[round sluice]

A helicopter has just landed in my cul-de-sac. 🚁 I'm guessing a life-flight
It. Is. Loud. As. F...!

[rigid minnow]

Feather is great too cx

Aruarian Dance just makes me feel something nothing else does ngl it’s weird

[plush ocean]

It's Champloo music and Champloo is good. Feather is good also.

[rigid minnow]

Exactly, that anime paired with his music is top tier

[limber relic]

May I ask, since now I'm curious about other people's opinion on this, and also writing about it
What would you say, it's your favorite way of interacting with other Palia players?

[rigid minnow]

Still so gutted he died though

[plush ocean]

They should re-brand it as Dandelion and Burpdock. Yeesh. Ain't nothing fancy about this. Blergh.

[round sluice]

This chat room, right here

[jaunty bone]

Apparently that song has the least listens on Spotify so I’d say it’s not everyone’s fave 😆

[plush ocean]

Pfft Spotify. Pfft!

[round sluice]

Another ambulance has shown up, now

[plush ocean]

I have no interest in what Spotify considers music. They can WAP right out of here.

[round sluice]

And a fire truck/emergency vehicle

[rigid minnow]

His music for that album only just got put back on Spotify

But it is one of his top songs

[jaunty bone]

Ahhhhhh I see

I am just a mere basic Spotify user pls forgive me

[rocky crescent]

i dont even use the cover on hot days

[rocky crescent]

if you got it flaunt it. but for real they are just hands lol

[plush ocean]

Though, like art, humour and honey lure etiquette, music is all a matter of preference.

[round sluice]

Aaaaaand, just like that, helicopter is gone

[plush ocean]

whispers Show me your hands...

[rigid minnow]

Big hands are great for looking like facehuggers from Alien, I know firsthand

[jaunty bone]

HAHAHA

[rocky crescent]

speaking of music has anyone seen the advert (on tiktok/insta) for a game called something like Arknights the video is anime and its some people getting up and having cake, anyway the song is really catchy and makes me thing of some of the regulars in the discord

[round sluice]

Ambulance is leaving. Fire truck dudes are talking to other house residents

[sudden elm]

That's what I tell myself when the neighbors see me outside before 10am

[rocky crescent]

it wasnt a brag just a fact

[plush ocean]

I know, love. I was just being daft.

[jaunty bone]

Ur very funny

[plush ocean]

Funny looking. Otherwise no.

[jaunty bone]

Witty perhaps

[sudden elm]

... but how do you stay safe from the monsters under the bed with no cover? 😩

[rocky crescent]

i built drawers that go under the bed so the monster had to move out

[plush ocean]

No. I don't need nor deserve that sort of attention.

[sudden elm]

Ooo I love a nice storagey bed

[plush ocean]

Or he moved in...

[sudden elm]

It's 530 & I've had to call my jobs IT twice someone send help 😩😩😩

[plush ocean]

I can't do the exposed sleep thing. I feel, well...exposed. People who don't wear pyjamas are the same as people on the front line to me.

[rocky crescent]

there is no way they would get comforatble to spend all night under the bed with the crap thats in those drawers

[sudden elm]

I have an actual fear my house will catch on fire while I'm sleeping & then I'll have to run outside 😅

[round sluice]

Went in the other room, and came back to monsters' crappy drawers

[plush ocean]

Maybe they love your crap. Perhaps they see it as a gift.

[rocky crescent]

yep he took one look at me and shizzed his pants

[sudden elm]

Why you're so sweet?

[rocky crescent]

was raised that way

[round sluice]

Scared of your big, burdock holding hands

[sudden elm]

Did you feel the eye roll when I called you sweet 🙄

[plush ocean]

The fear of being outside in general is an issue of mine, the idea of being naked doing that...well that just generates terror for anyone unfortunate to witness it.

[sudden elm]

Yeah ima go ahead and wear my lil pajamas 😂

[rocky crescent]

nope just pure sincerity

[sudden elm]

Crying... calling IT for the 3rd time 😩

[rigid minnow]

I’m not risking a robber breaking in and sleeping without clothes on tbh, I’m much comfier at least wearing sweatpants 🙄😰

[plush ocean]

People uncovering themselves at night to have an undisturbed and better sleep...

[rigid minnow]

They’re gonna love you today cx

[fair notch]

pajamas are stuffy no?

[rocky crescent]

i think they are average size for the rest of me (25cm handspan and 22cm from base to fingertip)

[round sluice]

Someone breaks into this house, my sleeping naked is the least of their worries

[rocky crescent]

did you drop the laptop in the toilet?

[plush ocean]

I'm not one of those people who're comfortable enough with their own existence to just be, ya know? sad violins

[rigid minnow]

I feel this too much

[rocky crescent]

if someone breaks into my house and im naked that sounds like a them problem

[plush ocean]

Someone expresses that they are also sad. Me: Oh no, they must have it far worse than me...I should just stop talking. Also me: You can't stop talking. Just hit the self-loathing button and continue.

[rigid minnow]

We must all self-deprecate in order to cope 😤

[plush ocean]

No. You should aim to be healthy. No carbs. No dnb. No...anything. Just follow Funkee.

[rocky crescent]

what? who the fluff said i dont eat carbs....

[lusty tartan]

Hi there 🙋‍♂️

[plush ocean]

Me. Incorrectly. I'll add it to the list of ways I've wronged you.

[rigid minnow]

I just finished a whole bowl of lentil bolognese so.. I already lost oop

[fair notch]

Ainsley?

[rocky crescent]

good

[lusty tartan]

Yeah xd

[fair notch]

ma brotha 🤝

[plush ocean]

So long as you're happy.

[round sluice]

I've eaten lentils my whole life. Never cared about them, one way or the other. Only found out, about 10 days ago, some people actually enjoy them

[rigid minnow]

Lentils are great, all depends on how you prepare them and what you put them with cx

[rigid minnow]

Now i’m gonna go listen to some Pendulum just to spite you, Senja 😤

[round sluice]

I guess I've only ever had them as "sustenance", and not where anyone was trying to higlight them

[plush ocean]

You want to spite me?

[rigid minnow]

No not really I just don’t know how to sound sarcastic without putting an /s 😭

[plush ocean]

waves lighter

[plush ocean]

Using /s seems far too much of an intention. Sarcasm (for me at least) isn't meant to be so direct.

[rocky crescent]

when you mistake your axe for your watering can and chop down your brand new flow tree by mistake 😭

[plush ocean]

Which type was it, maybe I have seed.

[rocky crescent]

its fine i have another 10 growing, its just a pain lol but thanks

[plush ocean]

Alrighty. I usually use my trees for aesthetic, so...I'm not hardcore or anything.

[rocky crescent]

but it was like 1 day after planting so the exquisite axe just goes yeet

[sudden elm]

@rocky crescent have you been shopping anywhere? Change the color of your hair? Are you busyy

[plush ocean]

chuckles at the idea of someone saying "I'm a hardcore gamer." Plays Palia.

[rigid minnow]

Waiting for my switch to charge so I can even play 😭

[rocky crescent]

im busy growing another flow forest for people to come and chop down

[plush ocean]

D'awe, aren't you sweet, man-hands.

[rocky crescent]

ive not been out at all today. what colour to change it to? and im on hold on a phone call but otherwise not busy

[plush ocean]

Valerie!!!! Damn it, now that's going to be in my head.

[rocky crescent]

not really my hands are as soft as a babies bum

[wanton flame]

hi guys, just started playing today with my wife and i wonder if its possible we will have 1 plot that we can share and work on?

[plush ocean]

I was thinking more large than rough.

[rocky crescent]

oh ok

[rocky crescent]

no you will each have your own plot, but if you give each other editor rights you can help decorate and design each others

[fair marsh]

ok weird question. im currently working on the Vaults and i still need 1 of each Medaillons but i found all of the Chests in kilima and Bahari. im confused

[round sluice]

So, softer than a giant's bum

[wanton flame]

so there is no even a common plot for guild for example?

[rocky crescent]

sorry didnt realise it was a song - too sleepy

[rigid minnow]

I wonder if I should get my bridge piercing redone 🤔 Also! Speaking of piercings, I wish I could have some in game too

[rocky crescent]

not yet, it has been a common request so maybe in the future

[wanton flame]

will we be able to take care of each other plants and so on?

[fair notch]

that gif is so cursed wtf

[wanton flame]

like harvesting or using containers?

[plush ocean]

There's an image.

[rocky crescent]

you can water them and i think you can harvest them but it will go into the owners storage - if that makes sense

[sudden elm]

Did you ever pay that fine, that you were dodging all that time? Are you still dizzyy?

[wanton flame]

will we be able to acces each other stores?

[rocky crescent]

if you open a chest on someone elses plot it will be like you are opening your own chest from your plot

[rocky crescent]

i live the dizzy life to be fair - and yes i know you are still singing Valarie

[wanton flame]

damn

[plush ocean]

Large hairy bum will now live in my brain for a good ten minutes... le sigh

[rigid minnow]

Dammit Senja

[sudden elm]

Won't you come on overr? Stop making a fool out of meee
Why don't you come on overRr funnnnkeee

[plush ocean]

That's adorable. Serenading...

[rocky crescent]

where did large hairy bum come from?

[sudden elm]

Why is the first thing I see large hairy bum

[sudden elm]

I know and he doesn't even appreciate it 😂

[plush ocean]

I can't....help me.

[rocky crescent]

i can't you aint even logged in... 🤣

[wanton flame]

will she be able to cut down trees pick axe stone in my plot?

[rocky crescent]

yes, but again the resources will go to you and not her

[plush ocean]

clings to inhaler

[wanton flame]

ah, true

i guess its some kind of way to abuse other poeple plots

[plush ocean]

My face hurts. I was not meant to use those muscles...No smiling!

[sudden elm]

Yeah I'm trying to log into work 😩

[rigid minnow]

I’m so confused oml

[plush ocean]

Hairy bum. Lel. I'm such a child.

[sudden elm]

I'm not logging into palia until I'm ready for disappointment

[rocky crescent]

if you cant log in to work then you should just take the day off

[plush ocean]

That's probably where Ashura has the most hair.

[sudden elm]

Yeah I have to try for 4hrs before they agree to that 😅

[rocky crescent]

also wanna go mining later? im feeling the need to be dissapointed and heartbroken over the SQR again

[sudden elm]

Ooooou you never invite me I always force myself in. Yes 😌

[rocky crescent]

tbh i dont invite anyone or stop anyone

[sudden elm]

Am I anyone or am I princess shelby

[plush ocean]

I should probably farm resources instead of nesting in the recesses of discords embrace. I could use the money...not to mention I still need to work on cooking and I always get a kick out of giving people things in request. It is what gets me through the day...

[rocky crescent]

i think my sister just figured out why climbing is always so janky

[sudden elm]

Oh cooking? You don't say.

[rigid minnow]

Agreed, idek what I should do atp, I need to make money

[sudden elm]

I love her

[plush ocean]

Mine. Mine all the time.

[sudden elm]

Yep

[rigid minnow]

Maybe i’ll get up and grab my switch and do that tbh, Bahari yearns for me to mine

[sudden elm]

All I do is mine lol

[rigid minnow]

I can yearn looking at outfits for my lil dude too

[plush ocean]

listens to Wishery - Pogo and mines.

[rigid minnow]

Speaking of does anyone customise their character to like.. their style-ish? Mine has split dyed black/green hair simply bc that’s the next colour I’ll be going when I have time, my usual white hair is boring me a lil

[rocky crescent]

i think the better question is who doesnt

[plush ocean]

Palia needs more boots, but I'm biased because I like boots.

[rocky crescent]

there are no boots in this picture

[plush ocean]

No...it's the thing...I can't. It's one way of avoiding getting hunted...I guess.

[rocky crescent]

ooh @sudden elm filled up all the worm bins this morning and im down to just 600 jam in storage now (although i do have about 12 preserve jars full of jam and apples

[plush ocean]

You are correct.

[sudden elm]

Wowwwwwww what did you do? Take away all your other machines and get more pet worms?

[rocky crescent]

yea i had 25 worm machines running over night - then swapped some back out for preserve jars this morning - ive never had so much space in my storage hahaha

[rocky crescent]

ok just not sure what the relavance to the comment was - if i was missing something in the picture

[plush ocean]

There wasn't any. That's on me.

[sudden elm]

Well dang let me use some of your storage space 😂

[rocky crescent]

i feel i need to fill it with something else - also i kinda miss my jam

[sudden elm]

I'll fill it with lots of stuff

[round sluice]

I run my machines 24/7. I can't spare any, to boost my worms, but I only need the 10. I do, though, wish I could run extra seeders, as I sometimes overload on potatoes waiting to be processed

[plush ocean]

I'm always impressed by you folk who have a functional system.

[sudden elm]

Well why is there even a limit of 30

[rocky crescent]

i had 12 preserve jars jamming from 9 trees but only 6 wormers and the jam backlog grew and grew to over 2000 jams, so i had to put all my other machines away craft up a bunch of wormers and i just put them to work over night

[round sluice]

I'm not sure my system is all that functional, as I only make ~45K a day

[plush ocean]

Do you have a preferred outfit in game, Funkee?

[rocky crescent]

gatekeeping

[rocky crescent]

depends what im doing in game

[plush ocean]

Nice.

[rocky crescent]

i mean im not gonna go apple picking in a bridal gown.. that would just be silly

[winter umbra]

So what do folks do upon reachign the 300k gold cap? Is there some kind of money sink in this game?

[plush ocean]

I don't think I'll ever find a use for that particular outfit.

[jaunty bone]

Sorry did I read that right? DOWN TO 600

[plush ocean]

That said--It could look fabulous.

[sudden elm]

Why not

[rocky crescent]

yea, was over 2000 a few days ago ive been running 25 worm bins every night to clear them out

[round sluice]

1. I buy furniture and rooms I will likely never use
2. A lot of people buy Zeki coins, which cost 10K, each

[sudden elm]

We are very proud of funkee for having 600 jams.

[rocky crescent]

it could get torn

[winter umbra]

Oh so there IS a money sink. Good to know!

[round sluice]

Not a particularly useful one, but yes

[sudden elm]

But the bee plushie

[rocky crescent]

i tend to buy coins, although i did find that Tish has added like 10 new wallpapers since i came back from hibernation my break, so i guess they will be my first purchase for this weeks GC

[winter umbra]

Someone said plushie. I am sold/

[sudden elm]

Yeah you get plushies from zekis. I want the damn beeee

[rocky crescent]

take mine

[winter umbra]

🐝 patient. You will get it one day!

[plush ocean]

You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick
Ooh, barracuda, oh yeah 🎶

[round sluice]

I only get the freebie coins, but the only plushie I've ever gotten, from the gachapon, is a lovely ormuu

[rocky crescent]

i like to waste 300k on seeds, butter and fireworks though

all of which dont even add up to the price of ONE coin

[sudden elm]

Why do you have everything i want

[round sluice]

Worst gachapon prize I ever got was a single 🥔

[rocky crescent]

because im awesome?

i dont have the SQR though i'd trade both my bee plushies for an SQR

[weary osprey]

Hello Princess Shelby 🧎‍♂️

[distant geode]

How do I get to the referral code tab thingy again, I managed to find it but I can’t remember what I did

[rocky crescent]

#🎉│refer-a-friend

[sudden elm]

BOTH? 😩

[jaunty bone]

HOW

[sudden elm]

Hey kenzooo happy timezone

[rocky crescent]

how 2000 jam or how 25 worm bins?

[jaunty bone]

Are you not selling your jams?

[distant geode]

Ohh no I meant ingame! It’s for a friend

[sudden elm]

Lol yeah funkee how'd you have 2k apple jams 😌

[round sluice]

Sun coming up. Just about time to go hide. Can't stand sunlight

[rocky crescent]

no, put them to the worms and you get more gold

[clear tartan]

🤯

[jaunty bone]

Jams I guess. Curse the garden plot limit

[rocky crescent]

sorry what is it yo want, do you mean where you get the rewards?

[plush ocean]

So many sardines...

[sudden elm]

I think he was stealing jams from other people's storage and hiding them in his basement

[jaunty bone]

Wait how 😅

[rocky crescent]

i just run 6 apple trees with harvest boost and self watering so i only have to interact with it when i pick the apples

[rocky crescent]

because the worms and magic poo you get from a jar of jam adds up to more than the value of the jar of jam

[rocky crescent]

so i just feed the worms and then sell the worms and poo

[sudden elm]

My work computer worked for about 5 minutes 🙃 crying in IT phone calls

[round sluice]

I am the only Yank I know who would get this reference

[sudden elm]

I'm sorry you're a what?

[plush ocean]

It is a rather large gif dominating the chat. I should possibly delete it.

[distant geode]

no I meant I want to send my code to my friend, where do I do that ?

[cunning cobalt]

We had that issue friday.

You know it's gonna be a Chappa Show when your drive thru screen doesn't work when you walk in, the manager calls Tech Support John and he's got an automated message going "It's everyone, I know about it, I'm worrying on it."

[rocky crescent]

so once this last 600 are worm food, i will cut down to 6 wormers again and let the jam build up again - it acts as emergency money if i need something desperately and dont happen to be GC

[round sluice]

Meh. Already rolled off

[jaunty bone]

WAIT REALLY

[plush ocean]

It's a wonderful thing.

[rocky crescent]

yup

[jaunty bone]

damn i feel like a silly goose

[plush ocean]

Magic poo. Heh heh heh.

[sudden elm]

I've been having this issue since last Wednesday 😩😩 but my message is basically "it's you, we know it's you, it's always you, we'll do our best" 😅

[rocky crescent]

but if you then use the magic poo on your farm it is no longer more profitable you sell ALL the worms and fert

[jaunty bone]

it feels sacrilegious to put the apple jams in the worm bin so ive never thought about it, but thank you for the insight

wait how are yall getting gifs to work

[rocky crescent]

and if you cant be bothered with apples just grow bok choi and build 25 seed makers you will make 25k a day

[distant geode]

nvm i found it

[sudden elm]

Well then how the heck will you fit 15 smelters???

[jaunty bone]

damn im a noob then

[rocky crescent]

put them away until you need them?

[jaunty bone]

WHY 15

[plush ocean]

I just run around eating jars of jam and drinking fisherman's brew when fishing more often than not. It's probably by no means the best focus food, but it makes me feel English so who cares?

[sudden elm]

You don't always need them?

[rocky crescent]

and ive never needed more than 3 smelters and 3 wood choppers tbh

[jaunty bone]

damn ive really been playing this game on beginner mode D:

[sudden elm]

Why not 15?

[jaunty bone]

are you selling the ores?

[sudden elm]

I have 3 wood choppers and 11 smelters I think

[sudden elm]

Gasp no I make everything into bars lol

[jaunty bone]

im about run to Kenyetta and buy more of those thingies

[rocky crescent]

every now and then i clear out my harvest boost and water crops and replant the whole farm so i turn the corn/pots/cabagge into pickle and thats what i tend to eat for focus. i also end up with like a million muujin bahari from all the people i help cook it for the quest

[sudden elm]

I think I'm only at 250 pal bars tho I really need to mine more

[rocky crescent]

then make them into arrows

[hushed patrol]

LEZGOOOOOO 😍

[jaunty bone]

good lord have yall built everything

[plush ocean]

Sounds like you know what you're doing.

[sudden elm]

You know I did that after that one guy said something lmaoo I had like 2.5k arrows 😩

[hushed patrol]

i built everything except the ones that require like 500 flow infused planks and 66 palium bars per set

[sudden elm]

OOOOOU I CAN GO FINISH MY EMBERBORN STUFF

[rocky crescent]

then you sell the arrows, silly Shelby

[jaunty bone]

how long have you been playing?

[round sluice]

I have ~60 rooms, 1,000s of decor items, and such, so... yes?

[plush ocean]

I've built everything.

[sudden elm]

I did sell them silly funkee

[jaunty bone]

IVE NEVER FELT SO ASHAMED

[sudden elm]

And then I spent like 60k on wallpapers bc YOU had to mention it

And now I'm poor. Again. I hope you're happy

[rocky crescent]

every item of furniture that you can learn from inspiration yea, i have complted all the furniture sets apart from the rummage pile ones - because thats just random to get the recipe

[rocky crescent]

you didnt have to buy them lol

[sudden elm]

Clearly my hands were tied and I was forced

[jaunty bone]

i need to roll my sleeves up XD

[rocky crescent]

oh ok, tish held you at chapaa point?

[plush ocean]

Hmm, pondering whether or not to use makeshift window shelf on blank external walls of a farmhouse. Make a little shack and fill it full of rustic/run down furniture and such. Like a little shed. Hodari-aesthetic....Hmm.

[sudden elm]

I just realized I'm working a 12 today and I'm a lil depressed

[jaunty bone]

@rocky crescent so you have 6 apple trees on the go and the other 3 plots are used for stuff to make kimchi?

[sudden elm]

She did

[plush ocean]

Shame is a filthy emotion. Cast it into the fire.

[mortal ice]

This sounded like the beginning of a math problem

[jaunty bone]

i need more friends in the game so i have people to cook with and other stuff... but alas i like playing alone

[rocky crescent]

this is how my farm looks

[rocky crescent]

well then i guess you had no choice

[jaunty bone]

excuse me for being an idiot but what am i looking at

[sudden elm]

I truly didn't funkee

[rocky crescent]

that is what the crops on my farm look like, apple trees, corn, potatos and cabbage

[jaunty bone]

AHHH ok i see. My bad i didnt realise you could have apple trees across 2 plots

[sudden elm]

Corn potatoes & cabbage sound good as hellll rn why am I so hungry 😅

[rocky crescent]

the corn gives me +50% apples and the potatoes and cabbage keep the trees watered

[jaunty bone]

ur too powerful

[fair notch]

imma copy your homework

[plush ocean]

The apple tree is an invasive species, it doesn't allow itself to be restricted.

[jaunty bone]

i built some of the emberborn and now im down to 2 palium bars

damn its resource heavy

[plush ocean]

A pity you can't flip certain items, like Zeki did with his bookcase. Must be some sort of Grimalkin secret...

[jaunty bone]

im really hoping the implement the ability to recyle or sell furniture

[rocky crescent]

also if once the corn and stuff has grown leave them and leave any weeds that appear on them (de-weed the apples) once there are 9 weeds on the corn/potatoes your trees will never get weeds or need watering

[rocky crescent]

yea its not difficult to add a mirror button to give your furniture a whole new look

[plush ocean]

Emberborn is a beautiful set, but I have no use for it with this particular character at this time. She's rather simple (like me :B) and it's so grand with it's war tables and firepits...it just doesn't work, sadly. Maybe later in her story she'll snort some flow and become a beast--though I doubt it.

[jaunty bone]

witchcraft

[rocky crescent]

and this is why flow forest parties come in handy for all the flow wood. imagine building enough emberhorn fence to surround the entire plot

[plush ocean]

Give. Me. Zeki's. Metal. Fence.

[sudden elm]

Imagine getting a flow seed to start a flow party

[round sluice]

I've only got about 400 flow planks. I'm guessing I'll need more, if I ever get around to getting Emberborn stuff

[plush ocean]

I would do flow parties, but that's a little too social for me.

[sudden elm]

Oh this stupid statue 😭😭😭

[plush ocean]

Emberborn planters/vases.

[rocky crescent]

yup

[rocky crescent]

i dont have to imagine little robot gardener dood gives them to me all the time

[plush ocean]

Your cabbages all in a row make my brain happy.

[rocky crescent]

you will need more but thats a very good start

[rocky crescent]

lol they hanging out with their best spud

[round sluice]

If I tried to run 6 apple trees, at once, my laptop's graphics card would [||redacted||] itself. The only thing I have found, which messes up my graphics, is apple tree foliage

[plush ocean]

It would be nice to have a moss roof/ thatch roof. Like Daiya farm/ Tamala's house.

[rocky crescent]

is there a setting to reduce it?

[plush ocean]

Did you just display humour...

[round sluice]

Specifically that foliage? No. My settings are all at low, already. Much like my #1 crop, my laptop is a potato 🥔

[rocky crescent]

im very humourous when i want to be

[fair notch]

literally me a minute ago

[rocky crescent]

thats kinda sucky - you could plant them far in the corner and only go over there to harvest them?

[plush ocean]

I can't allow that to be true.

[rigid minnow]

I need to branch out of only farming tomatoes

[plush ocean]

Don't let Hekla near it.

[plush ocean]

Oh no. Maji forbid...

[rocky crescent]

good one

[round sluice]

Nah. Potatoes and cabbages make more money, over time. Not as much, per harvest, but greater total (Don't tell the apple and blueberry lovers, though. They never believe me)

[sudden elm]

Why do you hate me when all I do is love you funkee? Huh!? HUHHHHHH

[rigid minnow]

😮 wat

[unique plume]

Ppl accidentally downed a tree because too many ppl hit it at once

[plush ocean]

That's heart-breaking. 😑

[round sluice]

"5 tre... Er, 4 trees"

[sudden elm]

It really is he's so mean to me

[plush ocean]

That means he likes you. 😏

[sudden elm]

Naw funkee is very clear 😂

[plush ocean]

Just keep doing what you're doing.

[jaunty bone]

didnt funkee say partner earlier 😭

[jaunty bone]

how long have you been playing btw?

[plush ocean]

Like a cowboy?

[rocky crescent]

over 30 days the apple farm will make over 114k just as jam not wormfood. if you grow cabbages and potatoes seeding the potatos and pickling the cabage you will make less than 100k in the same 30 days

[jaunty bone]

no he said his partner.. so now i feel bad about giving him crap over shelby

[round sluice]

I make 45K a IRL day

[plush ocean]

If it makes you feel better, he probably doesn't care.

[rocky crescent]

your pun, i enjoyed it

[mortal ice]

I read that as ‘How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?’

[rocky crescent]

i would be interested to learn how you do this with just potatoes and cabagges for real

[sudden elm]

Oh don't worry I force myself on people until they love me 🚩

[rocky crescent]

why do you all assume to know what i feel. like please stop speaking for me
im fine with jokes but i dont need you to tell others what im thinking or feeling thanks

[rigid minnow]

I think since December last year?? I just sometimes have periods of not playing the game

[rigid minnow]

I honestly wasn’t even going for a pun ahaha

[plush ocean]

I don't. I said probably. As I observe you, you're not one to shy away from what you'd like to say.

[sudden elm]

Oop just me causing chaos lol.

Yall funkee and I just play lol

[ripe junco]

Oh noo..not Shelby! Whatever shall I dooo!?

[rocky crescent]

haha great tongue twister and always reminds me of one of my favourite computer games of all time

[sudden elm]

Love me pinkie 😩

[unique plume]

I don't even need flow wood, I go to groves for the weekly and to see the funny crap that happens there

[ripe junco]

Always ❤️

[sudden elm]

Which game tho?

[leaden aurora]

[Doctor from the Simpsons voice] Hi everybody!

[rocky crescent]

The Secret of Monkey Island

[sudden elm]

💛

[plush ocean]

I don't consider it chaos. Funkee is merely responding, as Funkee is allowed to do.

[round sluice]

The whole system ~45K a day. Checkerboard 41 potatoes, and 40 cabbages. 10 glow farms. 8 seeders for taters. 8 jammers for kimchee. 3 heavy smelters, 1 heavy sawmill. I usually play ~5 Palian days per IRL day, hunting, mining, and foraging. Only reason I really hunt is plushie grinding. I use most of my crop boost poops. I sell most of my gl0ow worms, and excess poops

[rigid minnow]

Need Tamala gf asap

[rocky crescent]

Hi Doctor Nick

[leaden aurora]

😄

[sudden elm]

Hello here I am

[jaunty bone]

i just felt bad because hes got a gf and i dont wanna be that person to spread rumours

[rigid minnow]

You’re Tamala!? holds up shiny insects

[rocky crescent]

ok so to be clear your farm is not making you 45k per day. your farm and other activities are making you 45k per day

[jaunty bone]

same tbh

[sudden elm]

Wait til yall find out I'm gay & married & I just mess with funkee bc he's safe 😂

[round sluice]

Yah, the farm only makes ~30K of that

[ripe junco]

Such a mood

[plush ocean]

stares at cupboard. Nope. You're not going to do as I say, back into the box you go.

[jaunty bone]

ahhhhh that checks out then XD

[sudden elm]

Oh no I'm tamamas gf

[rigid minnow]

Lmao oh a technicality

[jaunty bone]

i feel like Tamala would be so down for 100 gfs

[manic gorge]

Tamalama

[plush ocean]

I'm really not that invested 😄

[sudden elm]

I'd be down to be a sister wife

[ripe junco]

I'd be so down for that

[rocky crescent]

hmmm, ima gonna have to investigate this so you are seeding all your taters and jammin your cabbages - are you worming your kimchee?

[round sluice]

Nope. I sell it all. I've never needed that many worms

[plush ocean]

Oh that's so gross. I'm rolling my shoulder and it's clunking at me.

[ripe junco]

Funkee, I'm gonna need you to show me the ways

I will pay for tutelage

In the form of a crisp high five and macarons

[weary osprey]

Why is pinkie here 🙄

[mortal ice]

To bring cookies

[leaden aurora]

And a plate?

[ripe junco]

Because you're awake and someone needs to be your downfall

[fair notch]

xian zai wo you bing chilling wo hen xi huan bing chilling

[rocky crescent]

harvest boost?

[jaunty bone]

something about ice cream

[rigid minnow]

Oooh cold beer

[jaunty bone]

my bad ice cream not beer

[leaden aurora]

Plot twist it's a typo. Polar bear

[rocky crescent]

of course and a high five is plenty - maybe a fist bump too coz im old (school)

[fair notch]

i could use a beer too

[jaunty bone]

oh no do you play on switch

[rigid minnow]

Wouldn’t mind a cold gin and tonic w some raspberry cx

I play on Switch and PC c: Switch when I’m visiting my sister/babysitting nieces

[leaden aurora]

Absinthe

[rigid minnow]

Goodness..

[jaunty bone]

oh nice! wholesome

[leaden aurora]

Go big or go home with a polar bear and a plate

[rigid minnow]

Yusss they are smol and one is essentially the antichrist, just cute asf

[jaunty bone]

i only have 1 niece and shes 8 months old and an angel

[plush ocean]

DnB was a mistake.

[rigid minnow]

My youngest niece is 2 and hasn’t grown in front teeth, so she has her lil canines and bites into things like a vampire at every chance she can get, it’s amazing

Never seen someone eat a whole apple as quick as she can

[fair notch]

sounds like a cat

[mortal ice]

Jel would appreciate your niece and say she is growing up nicely

[jaunty bone]

LOL thats amazing

[rigid minnow]

Exactly!

[leaden aurora]

My 8-yr-old's canines are being pushed down and her adult front teeth are still growing so she looks like a tiny vampire as well.
Combine that with her full-on goth attire and I have myself a baby bat.
Which is funny because her name is also a bat species.

[mortal ice]

Well there you have it. Jels protege

[rigid minnow]

That’s so adorable 🥺🥺

[rocky crescent]

@round sluice so 80 cabbage into kimchi would take 8 seeders 8 hours to turn them all into preserves and 82 potatoes in 8 seeders would take 14 hours to turn them into seeds - at star quality this will net you 17k after taking seeds out for replanting. im curious what you are doing that i dont see

[sudden elm]

Kids are so weird. My 4yr old has lost 4 teeth. 4. My 4 year old has 4 adult teeth. How does that even happen?

[mortal ice]

No more math word problems! jk

[jaunty bone]

my kid has really pointy canines

[rocky crescent]

your kid is secretly a Lycan

[jaunty bone]

(hes a cat) 😭

[rigid minnow]

The only child I have is a cat

[fair notch]

i have a blahaj as a child

[jaunty bone]

twins

[rocky crescent]

lol, but im curious because if his maths is right then it might be slightly more profitable than apple jam

[round sluice]

All I know is every day, when I log in, and immediately tend garden, the sell bin averages 30K 🤷🏼 That's the first round of potato seeds, the kimchee, and the worms
Then, right befor I logout, I sell more potato seeds (I really wish there weere 6 outlets, and not 3, per seeder)

[jaunty bone]

i would die for her 😭

[rigid minnow]

Nawwww!!! I love her outfit, so damn rad!!!

[rocky crescent]

where are the worms from? is that from like meat you got from hunting?

[sudden elm]

Those lil boots tho 🥹

[rigid minnow]

The fangs too!!! Omg

[river bear]

hello I have a little problem on Palia he asks me to complete the flight like a bird mission to have the glider but I don't see it anymore so it's not possible to complete it thank you

[leaden aurora]

Thanks it took me 9 months to make and 8 years of character development

[round sluice]

Pretty much. Sometimes, I do have to buy morels, so that costs 310x16=4,960

[rocky crescent]

i just wish there wasnt an arbitrary cap on machines, for the price you pay per plot they should all have their own machine licence cap - id happily continue paying for more licences on new plots

[rocky crescent]

yea but buying red shrooms and worming them is an easy but slow money maker for sure

[round sluice]

81 soils per Plot would rock... except for the danged 300K 🪙 cap

[jaunty bone]

slams fist on desk give us more plots

[rigid minnow]

I just want piercings 🥺 And lil placeable books and desk decor

[rocky crescent]

i think the apple farm is still slightly more productive than just your tater cabage farm so ill stick with that but each to their own and like you say 45k a day from all revenue sources - gold cap ever week nothing to be sniffed at

[jaunty bone]

LOL i misread that as "more productive than your tater garbage" and i was like damn he aint holding back

[ripe junco]

I wanna hit gold cap every week T.T

[round sluice]

Exactly. I've thought about trying to streamline, further, but... no point (Slams fist on @jaunty bone 's desk!)

[rocky crescent]

but it would mean you can have 1 plot for actual production and then on your main plot with your house it can be for decoration like an orchard or a corn field or somethiing that you just leave there fully grown

[manic gorge]

One day

[rigid minnow]

Max gold i’ve ever had is 32k oop..

[jaunty bone]

you will get there grasshopper

[rigid minnow]

Probs won’t though, I spend all my time plushie hunting and trying to make my plot look better 😭

[rocky crescent]

if you can average 43k a day you will get GC every week

[jaunty bone]

... plushie hunting?,,, im listening...

[ripe junco]

I will once you train me. XD

[round sluice]

To quote Eliza Doolittle, "Ohhhh, wouldn't it be loverly?"

[plush ocean]

I have seriously hurt my insides with this DnB. Something about all medicines are poison yadda, yadda. I'm dying. Ow.

[sudden elm]

Come on bb we can team up..between the both of us we should do ok 😂

[ripe junco]

Awww yeaaaaah

[round sluice]

The trick is the belching

[rigid minnow]

You.. do you know about the sernuk plushies?

[plush ocean]

If I do that it'll sound like Tuvan throat singing and I'll alarm the neighbours.

[rocky crescent]

stop drinking drum and bass and try some smooth jazz or easy listening then

[jaunty bone]

listen apparently i live under a rock... that or i dont bother to read anything XD

[round sluice]

Meh. Offer 'em a DnD. It'll be fine

[plush ocean]

There's an advert in the making.

[rigid minnow]

Ahaha fair honestly! Basically each sernuk has a (very low) chance to drop a plushie of itself

[jaunty bone]

WHAT

[rigid minnow]

The easiest one to get being the Proudhorn which is 1/100 chance, the other two are 1/1000

[round sluice]

Oh! Speaking of neaighbors, the fire truck was here more than an hour. Considering how fast the helicopter and ambulance left, I find that odd

[plush ocean]

I think I need to drink water like a good human.

[jaunty bone]

hydrate yourself lil gremlin

[weary osprey]

how does a bad human drink water

[round sluice]

<== is now expecting royalties

[rigid minnow]

I ONLY have the regular sernuk plush after hunting them over and over in Kilima c: I just logged in if you wanna see my plot and the plush itself c:

[plush ocean]

sips water and jams to tuvan throat singing, as the urge to google presented itself with a thought

[jaunty bone]

sure!

[rocky crescent]

but is it easier - look at population density - i think the easiest one to get is actually the basic one - all over Kilima 1 shot 1 kill you can mow through them like a hot knife through butter

[balmy hatch]

hi good morning everyone

[plush ocean]

It doesn't.

[rocky crescent]

mornin 👋

[rigid minnow]

Sweeet! My IGN is literally just Iko Drekarr

[weary osprey]

guess i am a bad human after all...

[round sluice]

Mine are about balancing out, I guess. I got my 1st and 2nd regular within about 400 kills. So far I think I'm at about double that, and no Elder, yet

[plush ocean]

You can now work on your villain arc.

[fair notch]

ib forgor drunk water

[rigid minnow]

I’ve gotten two starred proudhorn antlers and no plushy.. yet

[ripe junco]

Did you mistake vodka for water again?

[plush ocean]

My digestive system should not try to appropriate another persons culture. cancels intestines

[balmy hatch]

what you doing this morning

[round sluice]

Wow! I've only ever gotten a single starred Glambi horn, ever. I did get 2 antlers, not starred, yesterday, in only 4 hunts, though. Sort of odd

[fair notch]

i heckin love vodka

[jaunty bone]

Just as I was searching your in game name my internet pooped itself 😭

[rigid minnow]

RIP, my character is just that repulsive honestly 😭

[plush ocean]

I can't drink vodka. And not only because my fingers almost wrote frodka instead. I don't drink at all, I'm not hip to the cool kids.

[rigid minnow]

Frogka

[jaunty bone]

My router is cooked and I need to set up a new one 😭 this happens way too frequently

[plush ocean]

grinds up Frogbert and drinks his juices

[rocky crescent]

IRL i have spent most of the morning on hold on the phone 😒 in game just feeding the worms and doing the usual watering flow tries collecting rumage piles etc buying salt from zeki for a free coin, chattin up Subira etc etc. what about you?

[jaunty bone]

The best part is I’ve had a new router in the box since December and have I set it up? NO i

[fair notch]

Try tequila, it's great with salt and lime

[rigid minnow]

It’s probs for the best bc my house is lowkey a mess atm

[jaunty bone]

NO I’m back online

[round sluice]

I like vodka. It gets all my laundry smelling fresh
The rest of the vodka, my partner drinks. I joke they drink detergent

[rigid minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/not-like-this-stare-no-nope-gif-16373672

[jaunty bone]

my plot is also a mess dw

[plush ocean]

I don't drink alcohol. I'm far too obnoxious sober, adding booze just seems like a bad idea.

[manic gorge]

Let's not hurt the froggy overlord he will hopefully be departing soon™

[rigid minnow]

Alcohol just makes me talk louder and somehow even stupider

[round sluice]

[jaunty bone]

@rigid minnow i hvae sent friend request :3

[sudden elm]

😳 mow through them like a hot knife thru butter kinda scared me lol

[plush ocean]

That's how he will be departing soon. He'll magically disappear and then there will be a new item on Reth's menu.

[manic gorge]

But why

[balmy hatch]

About to get on in play some myself

[rocky crescent]

you have a fear of butter?

[fair notch]

I suggest a nice cup of tea, maybe coffee.

[sudden elm]

I'm allergic so I'm with you 😌

[round sluice]

They do not taste like chicken. Jus' sayin'

[sudden elm]

No I imagined you going crazy killing all the poor deer

[manic gorge]

Cross lore inc?

[rocky crescent]

ahhh ive got the plushie no need to kill any more

[plush ocean]

Caffiene doesn't really like me either. I am convinced that in a former life I was a fish. One of those ones that were really far down and when gravity hits them as they surface they look like something my cat coughed up.

[round sluice]

I've got regulars. Elders, Proudhorn, and gachapons are in danger, though

[sudden elm]

Just keep rubbing it in 😩

[stark pebble]

☕

[round sluice]

If I could crack into Zeki's machine, and swipe a bee and The Order plushie, done deal. Deffo

[fair notch]

that reminds me, gotta get my mother some coffee for her bday

[plush ocean]

curls up in a ball of self-loathing

[plush ocean]

I wish I could give you one of mine.

[round sluice]

Bday. Not bidet. I have got to stop pronouncing it that way, in my head

[jaunty bone]

everyone @rigid minnow is a liar and their plot is very nice

[plush ocean]

So many folks don't have these plushies and I just want to give them to them, and not only because something dark and vapid seems to ooze out of the population when they don't get their own way.

[round sluice]

I wish I could give away some of my 6 cylinders

[sudden elm]

I wish I could steal your 6 cyls.

[plush ocean]

I've created some self made lore with the Cyl. They're either an invading force, or the cost of dumping in the ocean.

[sudden elm]

Cyl is neither of those take it back 😩

[ripe junco]

I like both

[plush ocean]

No.

[sudden elm]

Cyl is just sooo cuteee

[round sluice]

While they were still showing up, I was saying they were Flow canisters, dumped by the Cartel and the Order

[manic gorge]

There is only one true plushie.... FISHY

[plush ocean]

You can be an invading force and still be cute.

[sudden elm]

I was so sure this would've been a Kenzo meme haha

[rigid minnow]

WRONG

[round sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/not-jealous-at-all-tantrum-kid-cry-jealous-gif-17036243

[plush ocean]

I love that bloody fish! I consider it a kindred.

[manic gorge]

We did bad things last night

[sudden elm]

Ok...that's fair

[jaunty bone]

i just sneezed so hard i cracked my neck

[manic gorge]

The fish just speaks to me so cute

[plush ocean]

Are you glowing yet? Because if not you're okay.

[rigid minnow]

I-

[weary osprey]

Time to crack it back in

[plush ocean]

They have meds for that.

[jaunty bone]

im old ok

[round sluice]

Day ending in "y". Don't get old

[rigid minnow]

Oh same, don’t even worry

[jaunty bone]

im 30 is this normal XD

[plush ocean]

shivers

[rigid minnow]

28 here but I feel 40 sometimes

[plush ocean]

Okay.

[rocky crescent]

Cyl is a foot stool someone stuck googly eyes on

[jaunty bone]

enjoy ur final years

[plush ocean]

It was you. It's okay, you can admit it.

[sudden elm]

Again, why do you hate me when all I do is love you funkeeee

[rigid minnow]

And that’s like stereotypical 40 not irl 40 bc I know 40yr olds who are fit as hell and that’s definitely not me

[weary osprey]

i took my meds, suddenly my therapist disappeared

[rocky crescent]

depends has the grass near your house recently been cut ?

[rigid minnow]

Brownie why 😭

[leaden aurora]

I'm 37 but my body switched those numbers around. And my mind removed 15 of them

[plush ocean]

He probably went to get milk.

[jaunty bone]

it wasnt a threat i promise XD

[rocky crescent]

its not hate its alternative views

[sudden elm]

Mmhm

[fair notch]

i spend 8k on a bathtub, i feel so empty

[round sluice]

I have terrible allergies. I take a lot of stuff for them, daily. If I did not, I'm sure I'd've thrown out my back, by now. And I don't mean "Ow. It hurts." I mean, I'd've had to throw it out, and get a new one

[rocky crescent]

get in the tub so its not empty too

[plush ocean]

That's too much math for a Monday.

[jaunty bone]

i visited Jiqqs lot and yet... he has not seen mine.. the heart ache..

[weary osprey]

Same. I spent 15k+ on furnitures just to put it in storage cus idk what or where to put

[leaden aurora]

Reality: 37
Body: 73
Mind: 22

[rigid minnow]

I shall visit ahh!! Sorry switch is slowwww to do things on 😭

[plush ocean]

I'm not old. I'm just poorly maintained.

[manic gorge]

My goblin room when...

[jaunty bone]

does anyone else build furniture and just place it randomly on their lot

[round sluice]

I was counting my Bellfolwer tubs, the other day. I meant to get 12. I accidentally have an extra. Ah, well

[weary osprey]

Fineeeeeee

[rocky crescent]

i wish it was me.