💬│palia-general

[round sluice]

So, I met this guy. I was so drawn to him, but I dunno why. Anyway, he wa super cold, so I just had to cuddle him for warmth. As he was nibbling my neck, he assured me vampires don't exist. And dang, he left the weirdest hickie

[velvet leaf]

did he sparkle in the sunlight?

[hard olive]

Was this 200 years ago

[delicate granite]

[weak dome]

They need to fix the black smoke blob from the fireplaces. It ruins the esthetic on your plots

[narrow vessel]

also like your house is on fire

[hard olive]

I forgot that happens to the pc peoples

[covert kite]

Idk I like to stand inside the smoke and jump out at people when they come to visit

[velvet leaf]

They can't just make us agree on the pope election

[crystal chasm]

Garlic rubs through my veins

[hard olive]

RUBS

[crystal chasm]

RUNS

[round sluice]

Did you just call me 200 years old? Dang. I need a better skincare treatment

[covert kite]

Please probably don't rub garlic on your veins

[narrow vessel]

the grammer misspell is spreading

[swift ferry]

it probably rubs my veins too

[crystal chasm]

Gosh darnit Ace this is all your fault

[velvet leaf]

Have you tried blood a la Lady Bathory?

[hard olive]

I did nothing!

[delicate granite]

That's on brand for a goose

[weak dome]

Rubbing

[hard olive]

[narrow vessel]

you do possess I mean process people

[storm trench]

I apologize for bringing garlic into this, it's done nothing wrong

[hard olive]

A lot of paperwork

[velvet leaf]

according to my mom 'garlic' was my first word

[hard olive]

Are you a vampire hunter

[narrow vessel]

🧄🧛‍♂️

[velvet leaf]

yes

[covert kite]

RUN ACR

[round sluice]

Not yet... but we shall see

[hard olive]

Not related, but invite me to your house

[velvet leaf]

Her maiden name is Helsing

[hard olive]

VCR

[crystal chasm]

I love garlic so much that I add more than listed for any recipe calling for it

[narrow vessel]

🧛‍♂️🦇

[worldly ore]

This is the way

[covert kite]

Oh no they got Howell too

[hard olive]

Someone needs to yassify this vampire

[narrow vessel]

I've always been a vampire at least according to my parents

[hard olive]

The slay emoji 💀

[delicate granite]

Rofl

[hard olive]

[desert oriole]

As an asexual I do love garlic

[hard olive]

Want to do my nails like this now

The enby nails

[covert kite]

[desert oriole]

You should

[hard olive]

Palia give me a vampire bf

[covert kite]

You already have jel

[hard olive]

DO NOT SAY JEL

[desert oriole]

There’s Baldur’s Gate 3 for that👀

[hard olive]

Oh?

[desert oriole]

Have you not heard of Astarion?

[hard olive]

Time to Google

[hard olive]

No

[desert oriole]

He’s a vampire in Baldur’s Gate 3 and he’s one of the love interest options

[covert kite]

Astarion reminds me of spike from Buffy and I can never unsee it

[crystal chasm]

Reth gives me soft vamp boy vibes

[round sluice]

I used to be a "There's no such thing as too much garlic." person. Somewhere, though, I got some garlic bread where the garlic was overdone, and kinda burnt and caramelized. Ever since, I use it only very sparingly

[desert oriole]

He’s all over the internet, but maybe just my part of the internet

[desert oriole]

Yeah I agree

[hard olive]

It’s not available on switch

[desert oriole]

It’s on Mac

[hard olive]

I’ve seen stuff on tumblr

[hard olive]

OH??

[desert oriole]

Yeah I think so

[round sluice]

I saw a meme of him, earlier today, where he's dressed up like a clown. Quite funny, IMO

[crystal chasm]

My condolences. Somebody didn’t know how to cook garlic properly. All hail garlic

[mortal ice]

Not able to get on Palia right now. How’s my Hodari doing?

[desert oriole]

Yeah sounds funny

[round sluice]

The OP was all "Ha ha. He's a clown." A commenter said, basically, "So just like always, really"

[desert oriole]

Yeah he’s quite dramatic

[storm trench]

I've been trying to human more lately, and I'd like to share today I did ALL my laundry AND put it away

[desert oriole]

Congrats

[storm trench]

Now if only I got some renown for it

[crystal chasm]

Just got kicked out of the game for no reason 🙃 anyone else experiencing server issues?

[delicate granite]

I haven't attempted to get on today. I'm gonna after work tho.

[slate glacier]

Stretches

[velvet leaf]

Aren't vampires supposed to go after normies?

[stone imp]

Oh I gotta do that. I still have some stuff in the dryer from yesterday

[gusty swallow]

👀 Dang it... Now I see it too.

[storm trench]

Yessssss!! Gotta human

[round obsidian]

if they do not you can make one yourself

[gusty swallow]

Reth could secretly be a vampire

[round obsidian]

doesn’t sleep so maybe

[uncut sleet]

YESSSS we love + support THISSSSS ❤️

[lucid vault]

Yes I’ve had this happen on both pc and switch yesterday and today

[narrow mural]

I must have a very light garlic sensitivity. If it's too garlicky I just can't.

[hard olive]

Whooo did some side quests!

[lucid vault]

Oh no!

[gusty swallow]

I took stuff out of my room and to storage and I actually managed a sandwich for lunch!

[lucid vault]

I can eat toasted/grilled garlic straight up. It’s taken me a minute to get there but yeah

[delicate granite]

my husband is out "hunting" as ace says, and i need to sidequest as well

[narrow mural]

Ohhh I've been humaning today too. Drove an hour away picked up grandma. Took her to the salon, grocery shopping and a really nice lunch.

[pure reef]

I too completed some human-ing today. Vacuumed, tidied, laundry, folded laundry (that definitely counts for bonus gold stars for folding it right away!)

Humaning is in the air....gross

[narrow mural]

I don't want to hear it lol my laundry from a week ago is still in my basket lol

[hard olive]

What’s he hunting?

[delicate granite]

frozen coffee

[gusty swallow]

Coffee

[pure reef]

(Me having not unpacked some bags from a trip that ended over two weeks ago) I pretend not to see it

[narrow mural]

I'm incredibly easy to please though with beverages. Bring me the fresh brewed mango black tea unsweetened.

[gusty swallow]

I have to pack so that's my human thing for tomorrow or Friday

[narrow mural]

From QT

[narrow mural]

Right! I ignore the laundry too lol

[round sluice]

Oh! Are we having an ADHD-off?

[storm trench]

We are all so good at being HUMANS! YAY! 🥳

[pure reef]

But I definitely got infected with the spring cleaning bug. In my continued break from Palia I've been intentionally been investing more time into humaning! I played like 70 hours recently because I was laid out with a neck injury, so I'm probably not gonna play much until the update.

[round obsidian]

same on on a mini break till update, might log on for te zeki coin and maybe finish up what’s in my garden but ima focus on some projects i’ve been putting off lol

[median ember]

ADHD-off? Can I play?

[gusty swallow]

It feels like spring today and I kinda want to go outside...

[balmy aurora]

Absolut...hey look hot pot is lasting longer...ugh...but that means I have to start my computer...I could clean up Instead...I don't really like the way my room is decorated tho...I wonder what's happening on discord

[storm trench]

YES GO OUTSIDE

[south berry]

but it's dark outside

[gusty swallow]

It's going to rain in a few days so I guess I'll take advantage of it... I know! I'll bring my switch outside!

[storm trench]

Hmmm .. then find a flashlight first! Safety is important 🤣

[storm trench]

Haha yessssss, I love that.

[pure reef]

It felt like spring here too! It was 55° F the last couple days, and I don't mind the rain seeing as it feels like spring showers when it's not so cold out

[round sluice]

I haven't hung or folded a piece of clean laundry, in over 5 years. Because reasons
Right now, I am watching 3 videos, researching some bank loan opportunities, petting a dog, reading a book about stonks, and eating dinner
ADHD is a super power... except for putting up laundry

[gusty swallow]

It's 72 right now!

[gusty swallow]

Maybe I can wear my sandals instead of my tennis shoes

[median ember]

It’s 80 here

[pure reef]

Ah yes, tennis shoes. Are you from the western coast??

[gusty swallow]

Yep. California 😄

[round sluice]

It was ~72, here, about 2 hours ago. Now, it's ~55. That temp dropped fast 🌡️

[pure reef]

My mom's from out there, she's transplanted all the way to up, upstate NY when she met my dad! She still says tennis shoes, or tennies.

[faint swift]

Its the folding and putting away that gets me always!

[balmy aurora]

I'm actually so proud of you for remembering to eat dinner, and watching 3 videos in over 5 years. I have been meaning to research petting a dog.

[gusty swallow]

It's ok here but getting expensive. I'm trying to convince my husband that we should move to Colorado

[rough flower]

utah is giving us the ol' bait and switch. 70 in the morning, snow storm at night

[idle flower]

I have a metric ton of laundry sitting on teh bed waiting to be folded. Has been there for 3 days. 😂

[round sluice]

If I only ate 3 meals in 5 years, at least I'd be thinner

[tiny dove]

does anyone know how long it normally take for soil to untill?

[pure reef]

You are welcome here

[faint swift]

I might have ya beat.. I once went on a 2 year streak where my bed became my laundry pile of clean clothes to pick from. Although... that was a cry for help not really something I could control. 😛

[rare saddle]

Since when do we get queues now 😂

[median ember]

I hang everything. Shorts, pants, shirts. All of it. Then the rest is thrown in drawers, not folded.

[round sluice]

5 or 6 Palian days, I think

[balmy aurora]

You are not wrong, but I fear the amount of pups you could pet eating that amount would be severely under 1.

[gusty swallow]

I have a t-shirt folder gathering dust in the corner

[pure reef]

Since always, there's memes about it and someone in here is literally called Palian in the Queue

[rare saddle]

Maybe I sign on at good times this is my first queue I. Awhile

[tiny dove]

darn why is it so long lol i just want to move my plots to my other housing slot

[round sluice]

Funny enough, I thought about adding "But then I wouldn't have the strength to pet a dog", but then didn't. Again, because reasons

[edgy herald]

like 3 harvesting i think, you could go for something fast like rice

[balmy aurora]

My adhd and yours lined up so I had you covered 🤣

[tiny dove]

what do you mean 3 harvestings?

[faint swift]

I think if it were me I'd toss pjs in a pile (Cause hey they are just pjs. Under clothes and socks/gloves) Everything else just hang.

[balmy aurora]

Three reapings of the seeds you have sown

[pure reef]

Nah you're not alone! It's especially been touchy the last few days, probably because a combo of server overload of people getting in a last week's worth of market time and behind the scenes stuff!

[pure reef]

Sounded prophetic almost haha

[round sluice]

You can, as long as nothing is planted "across" them. Like if you have a 2x2 such as blueberries or a 3x3 such as apples, and it crosses from one 3x3 soil onto another, you can't move either of them. However, if they don't cross between 2 squares, you "Should" ™️ be able to

[balmy aurora]

It's what the order has allowed us

[pure reef]

Also who else has the "worn once but not dirtied enough to be hamper worthy" pile? Mines by my bed, when it gets tall it keeps me from using the other clothes in my desser drawers. Like mother. We yearn. For the washer.

[tiny dove]

there was nothing planted in all 6 squares and i couldnt put it into my inventory

[quiet spade]

you can only move them between housing slots by picking them up, which requires nothing to be planted I believe.

[tiny dove]

correct and it has to be untilled

[balmy aurora]

Oh that's a pile I hope most of us have...if it doesn't feel dirty or reek of eek...I'm not gonna waste water yet

[quiet spade]

quickest way to do that, if you don't mind losing the gold: Plant the cheapest seed you can and then remove it from the tile. That should instantly untill it

[round sluice]

I don't know, then. I'm only speaking from what I've read, elsewhere. I've only ever moved 1 square. It was tilled, and had fertilizer on it, but no plants. Not sure why yours is stuck

[quiet spade]

Moving it from one spot on the same housing slot everything you have said is correct

[round sluice]

So they can be tilled, but otherwise empty? That matches up with when I moved mine. No plants, at that time

[tiny dove]

just tried and it removed the seed but didnt untill

[dense condor]

My house!! Soon it will be built...and then ill have to decorate it...Damnit

[tiny dove]

its not stuck i can move it around i just want to move it to my other housing slot and i cant

[quiet spade]

damn, it did that for me, but maybe what I had planted (like potatoes and cotton) are plants that untill the soil when harvested so unseeding it causes the same effect maybe?

[edgy herald]

you have to wait a palia day

[quiet spade]

ahhh thats the secret

[tiny dove]

did that yesterday and it dindt work

[round sluice]

Gotcha. I would not have thought that was any different. Apologies

[balmy aurora]

Best of luck...my house...nicely built. It looks like I'm having a furniture sale cause I can't decide how to decorate tho

[quiet spade]

if youre willing, try cotton or potato seed

for context when this happened yesterday, it was cotton seed and it was maybe half grown?

so it might require some passage of time

[edgy herald]

each day you plant and take out the plant to put a new seed, and repeat at least 3 times (3 palia days)

[dense condor]

Need more wall decor. Very bare. I keep learning just plants and couches XD

[edgy herald]

each day you plant and take out the plant to put a new seed, and repeat at least 3 times (3 palia days)

[edgy herald]

sorry wrong message

[balmy aurora]

I learn everything then just can't decide on any theme or rhyme or reason for any room(much like real life)

[round sluice]

I want to build a big house. I will build it... when S6 does one of the following...

1. Change it so removing trees and rocks on 1 plot does not affect others
   or
2. Allow us to plant trees in different sizes, shrubs, rocks, etc.
   or
3. Both of those

[edgy herald]

that would be great, to put rocks and stuff

[pure reef]

I got a lot of my wall decor amd lights/lamps from tishs furniture store in the beginning. It saved me valuable resources and a lot of the stuff thay 'costs' stuff that's harder to make early game (ceramic, cloth) is actually usually quite cheap at the store i.e. the Kilima banners, the homestead lamps, etc

[balmy aurora]

Want me to decorate it for you? I promise a nice dash of "are you moving out?" with a hint of "oh, this is...modern?"

[dense condor]

Luckily i didnt clear my plot. Its still fairly wooded and shrubby.

[balmy aurora]

Wish I had done the same

[edgy herald]

at least to know to leave big trees and some stuff

[round sluice]

I don't want to do it, except for 1 specific area. However, until I can build it without clear cutting all 5 plots at once, I've got to put it on hold

[balmy aurora]

I gotch, I'll go ahead and put you on the waitlist. I don't want you to miss an opportunity when it arises!

[pure reef]

Same, and once I got a few tree seed, especially juniper seeds? Sheee, the yellow-orange and crooked tree trunks look great, and I actually like that the branches clip into the bay windows a bit 😀

[dense condor]

Oooo that sounds so pretty. I like the birches. I wish i had more. But seed drops are so rare for me. Its been literal weeks since my last one. One juniper

I went in knowing i just wanted my house to frame my garden and its gonna max my building uses

[gusty swallow]

Time to grab the kidlet from school. ttyl!

[pure reef]

I found that if you request one or two tree seeds a day (maybe not on weeks where the tree seeds are for weekly wants, that's when i noticed more people requesting them) people who chop lots of wood out on the quest for flow trees have lots of tree seeds to share!

[round sluice]

I went cray-cray, one day. In about 4 Palian days, I got about 2 dozen samara, by just utterly deforesting Kilima. I'd chop down every Lg and Md Lg Birch, all the way up the coast. I'd finish 1 Kilima, then server hop, and do it again. I was doing about 4 Kilimas an hour, for 4 or 5 hours. I also got to sell all that lumber, for quick cash

[dense condor]

I wish i had that grind mentality

[pure reef]

I did that for a total of 4 found juniper seeds, and 3 requested because I got my house nice and symmetrical and was ready to commit to placing the trees and didn't want to wait for those last puzzle pieces too very long. If you need one or two seeds, I have like one of each in my inventory at all times! If you can add me that is, not sure what region you're playing from

[round sluice]

ADHD and BPD, FTW. Whipped out my hyperfocus card, and racked up a few punches

[dense condor]

Na and on switch its charging atm just logged out

My ign is Wenyk :3

But i won't ask till my last building is up. Need to really know the space i got

[potent slate]

Evening

[pure reef]

Exactly how it was for me I getcha, but next time I'm online I'll try to add ya! I enjoy fulfilling requests so I usually check several in times a in game day. Would be happy to help out in the future

[dense condor]

This is harder than building a skyrim house. Never finshed that either. Just kept getting pre made ones XD

[pure reef]

Hooowdy 🦉

[balmy aurora]

Ello!

[pure reef]

Lol, me with mod that gives all the 12 extra houses all filled with armor sets and weapons 🤣

[faint swift]

I've got a question has anyone else had a problem in getting the game into screen size mode? I cannot minimize it at all and its annoying not having my discord when I need it. I have to compleatly log out each time.

I've went into settings and tried to fix it that way but it doesnt revert to anything.

[dense condor]

Sorry, I'm switch only

[potent slate]

I wanted to build a castle when i learned you could do things house wise but i was sadden when realized im capped at 15 and no upstairs stuff lol

[round sluice]

Yes. I have this, now. It's so aggravating

[dense condor]

I want tree house so bad. Towers!

[potent slate]

you can't alt tab to discord if your in the game? thats odd

[faint swift]

Hmm never tried any hot keys for it.

Ooo yes that works!

[round sluice]

My Windows Key doesn't take me fully out. Say I have a browser open. I click Windows. That pops up the taskbar. I clicked on the browser, aaaaand... nuthin'

[potent slate]

glad i have 2 "monitors" aka 2 32inch TVs

[round sluice]

I just play on my Windows laptop, and do everything else on one of my PCs

[glossy schooner]

I had to swap into the other full-screen mode before setting it to windowed successfully. Also, when in-game, use the Windows key, chat key, or escape to get your cursor to show up outside the game.

[potent slate]

^ or that

[faint swift]

I am now sucessfully in game with my discord showing.. -smh- That bugged me for days!

Thanks so much to ya all. ^_^

[potent slate]

anytime

[round sluice]

I will try this next time I login 🤞🏽

[young mica]

do we know if the new gliders/outfit are time limited?

[balmy aurora]

Nah they aren't at the moment, they may remove way later but at the moment no

[young mica]

okie o:

ill wait till paycheck then to get it!

[warped juniper]

Anyone else having trouble connecting to the game or is it just my end?

it said there was like 400k players ahead of me for a moment LOL

[tribal badge]

same

[flint ice]

I really wish I was able to participate in the lunar new year festival.

I'm a little sad

But I was insanely busy

[balmy aurora]

Tis still going on

In game that is

[warped juniper]

Still have another week it seems like at the moment

[pure reef]

The market is going on for at least another 6 days!

Maybe 7. Maybe even more

[warped juniper]

I hope they eventually add hotpot to Zeki's underground dungeon or something I love playing it

[round obsidian]

no more than it needs to be i want coffee!☕️

[round sluice]

Yeah, it comes and goes. A couple days ago it said I had 14,3xx,xxx Palians ahead of me, for about 2 minutes, then suddenly dropped to only 4

[warped juniper]

Yeah it's stuck on 16 players for me LOL

[round sluice]

16 I can deal with. The 14 million kinda threw me

[tawdry patrol]

calling it his dungeon makes it sound scary haha

[warped juniper]

I was gonna play another game but it's getting DDoS'd right now apparently.. go to get on Palia and get stuck in queue sad time

[tawdry patrol]

omg thats scary

[delicate granite]

queue usually dies down some once the market shift has ended.

it's 11:30 pm in game rn so once 3am hits theres an easier chance of breaking in

[round sluice]

Oof. 1-2 sucker punch

[warped juniper]

LOL my bad ... wait is it not called a dungeon?? I can't remember. Zeki having a dungeon wouldn't surprise me honestly

[balmy aurora]

No no it's zekis underground..hassians dungeon

[round sluice]

Dungeons can be fun. Hassian is not fun. I'd really like to not thave those two things combined

[balmy aurora]

Well I was going to say kenyatta's....but I ain't trying to goto that one.

[solemn umbra]

Do you guys feel bad dating multiple characters? I just started dating Reth and my heart melted during his opening dialogue. My plan to date a couple at the same time is disappearing 🥲🙈

[balmy aurora]

Nope got tish and kenyatta
Zero guilt.

[warped juniper]

Einar is my one and only

[native oasis]

Hot pot forever

[wheat panther]

I’m intending to fully romance Reth and Naio but my curiosity about everyone’s stories and lives makes me wanna romance them all

[solemn umbra]

I need to make up a story in my head to justify it - we got in a fight of him being obsessed with soup or something 😅

[round sluice]

I date no one. My only guilt is I know they want me, but they can't hav... Bwahahahaha!
Whew. Almost typed that without lol. Couldn't do it

[solemn umbra]

Same 😩

[round obsidian]

i bet i know what game as i’m also awaiting for one in a ddos attack

[balmy aurora]

Nah, you gotta own that cross 🙂 you know they want you!

[round obsidian]

i’m just doodling atm now lmao

[balmy aurora]

I actually worried a bit until I found out they don't mention each other if you date multiple people

[young mica]

Question, how do i earn Zeki coins for the event and how do i earn lucky dyes?

[solemn umbra]

I can already see myself breaking up with him to date others and going back to him in the end to make it 'fair' in my mind 😂

[round sluice]

Me? Blushing? No no no. Sunburn. Sudden onset sunburn

[balmy aurora]

Psssh of course 😋

[solemn umbra]

That would be so bad tho. At the same time I'd enjoy the drama 👀

[civic jewel]

anyone else stuck trying to load into the market lol

[balmy aurora]

When you get ribbons from the mail, there is a tree by chayne you can dye them in. You earn coins by using tickets at the festival, 2000 tickets for one coin

[distant lantern]

im trying to log on in general...

[round obsidian]

zeki coins are for zekis wonderous machine in his shop, every irl day of you make a purchase can get a coin, and he has them for sale in his “other” shop for 10k, if it’s for the lunar even you get coins for the wheel for about every 2k tickets you spend on stuff

[balmy aurora]

We wish you the best of luck brave one

[young mica]

im talking about the event one, but thanks guys haha

[round obsidian]

market just about ended so if you logged of there it should be ok in a min or so to get on

[young mica]

what ribbons? i dont have any >.<

[round obsidian]

their like papers you get every irl in your mail from chayne

[warped juniper]

I got in

[young mica]

i havent gotten one, let me go back home and check

[round sluice]

They come in the mail, at 6, the first time you log in, per IRL day

[round obsidian]

said in hacker voice

[balmy aurora]

Check the mail at your house, if you don't have them. Go talk to chayne at the festival first

[young mica]

ohh okie

also which quest is the event quest?

[round sluice]

I don't remember how it starts, but it mostly involves Chayne and Zeki. Talk to them, and you'll find it

[round obsidian]

it’s called new year new wishes , picked up from kenli iirc or chayne

[young mica]

okie

[round obsidian]

can only start it during market hours tho so go a earlier to avoid que but 6pm-3am is when it is

[young mica]

okie

i got the lucky ticket thing. WHat should i do with it? Sorry for the multiple questions, haha.

[balmy aurora]

Find a stable goto kilima festival or fairgrounds..in the middle of it there is a tree with some dyes near it. Dye the ribbon, then goto the center of tree and there is a place to make a wish with them

[young mica]

Oh okay! I think i heard you have three options?

[balmy aurora]

Dont apologize, lots of us have questions all the time!

[round obsidian]

orange is gold, pink renown and blue are tickets!

[balmy aurora]

Correct

[gusty forum]

Those Lightbulps on a line at the Market, can you buy them somewhere?

[young mica]

ill go for blue, im on a time crunch haha

[south nova]

Wish we could sell all the furniture we dont want instead of deleting them i hate the clutter every where with all the furniture

[round obsidian]

no but iirc their a craftable from the ember set? they aren’t out yet i think

[round sluice]

Luck, prosperity, or longevity
Lucky 🧧 , gold, renown

[round sluice]

Do you put yours into your locked storage? I do that, to get them out of my way

[south nova]

Ya but them it takes up space in my storage

[round sluice]

Decor does not take up storage slots

[gusty forum]

Furniture is not counted in the Boxes

[south nova]

Wattttt

[hard olive]

Thank you chapaa pile for the 3 fur

[south nova]

Thanks for that info

[hard olive]

I put all of my wallpaper and flooring into my lock storage

It’s the only furniture I have in there, and makes it easier to find

[round sluice]

It's visible, but that's it. If you have 2,000 things in storage, and you add 4 million decor items, you still only have 2K things in storage

[south nova]

Nice

[round sluice]

I'm worried to think how many resources you may have tossed out, not knowing that

[south nova]

Alot lolol

[dense condor]

Im sure i accidently tossed out Zeki's welcome to the neighborhood wallpaper. I have everyones but his and im mad sad about it😭

[delicate granite]

idk what sacrifice i made to the rng gods but holy crap, after 6 irl days i just got my rainbow tipped butterfly. then 2 mins later A STARRED ONE. and a jewelwing. then a starred spitfire cicada

[south nova]

I need a darn cicada lolol ive been Searching for a week now

[delicate granite]

i get the regular ones all the time but this is my first time seeing a starred one

[round obsidian]

could contact support and see if they can give it back?

[round obsidian]

woah grats

[hard olive]

My game just closed while trying to make a pin for Subira

[round sluice]

I had a day about half as good as that, awhile back. I'd never even seen a fairy mantis, then caught 2, within about 8 minutes of each other. It's a cool feeling, a streak like yours. Enjoy it. Savour it. Lord it over your friends and enemies alike

[delicate granite]

[round obsidian]

games trying to warn you about something

[faint temple]

You will know when the day comes to repay it. It could be the day you need 1 gold star fish, or the day you just want to find some pallium ore, the rng gods will smite you to take what they’re owed

[south berry]

bira

[delicate granite]

without a doubt

[dense condor]

I only have a switch account tho, i never made a palia one to link them. But all they can say is yes or no. When im less...medicated

[delicate granite]

i dont even know what to do with myself in the game now??

ive legit just been focused on this butterfly lolol

[faint temple]

I’m just gardening at this point, I need to find something new to do while the plants grow

[delicate granite]

thats pretty much all i do.

[south berry]

I've been trying to get the last 2 starred gems for like a week 🙄

[delicate granite]

i'm only missing 1 bug now and idk what it is but it can stay missing cause no.

[faint temple]

Same, trying to get monies so I can add on to my house xd
But I should really be focusing on other stuff, like upgrading my gear 😭

[dense condor]

Tips for the hunt? Mostly location tips ive NEVER seen one

[delicate granite]

my gear is all maxed now. i still need some starred starstoned and actually finishing all the fishing but idk what i wanna do.

[round sluice]

I still need the Smooth Shiny Pebble, which is (allegedly) to be found in an oyster. My Palian day is garden, beachcomb all day, head to the market, and repeat
When the market goes away, I guess I'll have more time, to... I dunno. Mining maybe?

[delicate granite]

hahahaha i have none. i wish i could advise. i try to be first in a grove, which is where i saw 1. other time i saw 1 was in the pulsewater plains field north of where the grove is. i was trying to force-spawn it by clearing other bugs. it worked... til someone scared it away.
the 2 i got today were above pavel mines. i just put on a buzzy jar for the lols and ended up seeing them

[faint temple]

Ahhhh einar, I need to romancé him, I forgot that, I need the shiny pebbles too 😞
But same with the market, just going between the 2 😭

[delicate granite]

i had no luck otherwise. honey lures didn't help at all. most of the time my buzzy jars were just showing me stonehoppers

[violet onyx]

Yeah, the azure hoppers only, indeed

[dense condor]

Depressing, but the struggle is real XD thanks

[pure reef]

Updoots for above pavel mines, way up there by the area where the grove can spawn! That's where I found one of mine!

[delicate granite]

i do recommend keeping one of the supreme bug bombs (or two or 3 really) on you, and one of the smoke candles in case you do see one you can use the candle and not worry about spooking it and 1-hit it with the bug bomb

[delicate granite]

that was the first one i caught in that area! then the mid-tier over by the entrance on the cliff

[faint temple]

Anyone had the issue where the log in screen doesn’t show up? Just stays on the screen and then blacks out and crashes

[pure reef]

Oh, question, same vein. On switch, is there a way to select which bug bomb gets priority, like whenever I have multiple types I don't know how to select one or the other type. Is this possible and I'm just....dumb??

[dense condor]

I forgot about those pink ones. I need to get the recipe, been focused on my house building.

[delicate granite]

when i'm on switch i press "x" it looks like it's showing you an arrow (like, pew pew arrow not directional)

but it's really just to swap which type you're using

[violet onyx]

Lucky you. It took me 7 real life weeks to find one. Now meanwhile I have 1 star-version plus 5 "common" ones. But, darn, that took me a long time. They are often scared by people passing by while you see them, and then it has to go in a hurry. But instead of only in the South of Bahare between 3am and 6pm, they can come in the grove too, at midnight.

[pure reef]

Oh. My. Stars. I am dumb. Okay thank yew!!!!

[delicate granite]

it's really misleading since it shows the arrow and not a smoke bomb. tbh i was confused for a while how to switch it since i norm am on pc

[narrow vessel]

sometimes the game lags where my arms act like firing a bow while I'm throwing a bug bomb

[delicate granite]

yeah i had the 1 in the grove, but someone scared it. and 1 in pulsewater around 4 am but someone, again, scared it. i was not happy

[pure reef]

No i just tried it on my switch and it fully shows up graphically like it's supposed to, thank you so much for the tip I am enlightened and grateful

[hard olive]

I sure hope I don’t find any star emerald today, that would be awful

I’m wearing all green

[round sluice]

Exactly! Never gonna happen

[shy horizon]

So, I can't remember where to get em but...where's the best place to catch a Prisim Trout?? I need one for my Pin for Reth

[south berry]

star emeralds don't exist

it's a lie by S6

[silk oasis]

It’s not a lie, I got 4 yesterday while mining

[south berry]

nice try mr undercover agent

[high crater]

Definitely something a cryptid would say

[dry vessel]

anyone else having issues loading in? o:

[round sluice]

I would tell rune about my 2, but they have me blocked

[south berry]

there's a chapaa tail sticking out from under their trenchcoat

[south berry]

wat

[hard olive]

Cross.. how many people.. 💀

[silk oasis]

I’m not lying, I was going to hotpot at night then mining the rest of the time to sell everything for monies, I’m trying to get the 50k, 75k and 100k to unlock the gazebo for my plot

[round sluice]

Yep. It comes and goes. Just wait. It will let you in... eventually
If you logged out whilst in the fairgrounds, it will take longer, since that's such a busy area

[supple river]

Kilima Lake, with worms. Also, note to self: choose fishing next time.

[dry vessel]

i figured it was server stuff, i was just checking it wasn't only me

[shy horizon]

w> I've always chose Fishing...it's the most fun out of all the choices...and regular worms or glo?

[round sluice]

I was blocked by you, for quite some time. I kept trying to laugh at your jokes, and also to compliment paliatime.com, all to no avail 😃

[hard olive]

Good luck!

[round sluice]

Only 2 I know of. Well, 1, now, it seems. Huzzah! 🙌🏽

[silk oasis]

I made 60k yesterday, all I did was mine and sell everything but the pal

[supple river]

Regular. I think during daytime?

I chose hunting and nearly had a heart attack until I remembered elder is not proudhorn, but still.

[forest matrix]

I made 36k from cake party yesterday

[hushed patrol]

nice

[forest matrix]

I think, I woke up to 113k and his morning

[round sluice]

I have never sold a gem. I have ~450K worth

[violet onyx]

So, you became a rich girl in just one day. lol. Hi, how are you?

[round sluice]

I did garden and beachcomb to the tune of about 90K yesterday

[forest matrix]

Maybe it was 40k

[silk oasis]

Then became broke at the same time 😂 I’m good, how r u??

[forest matrix]

I honestly can’t remember lol

I think I had 30-40 k when I went to bed

[violet onyx]

I lost 60 fused planks and a firebreathing butterfly. No clue where they went.

[silk oasis]

That’s crappy

[shy horizon]

Are we sure it's regular worms that get Prisim Trout?

[violet onyx]

Ain't it.

[round sluice]

Yep. Regular worms. Morning and day. Kilima Lake
https://palia.wiki.gg/wiki/Fish#List_of_Fish

I caught most of mine at the boathouse

[shy horizon]

Oooh thats why, it's night in game

[violet onyx]

it is 1.05 am here. That is night

right ?

[round sluice]

In Palia time? Or IRL time?

[violet onyx]

IRL

[round sluice]

"Morning and day" means in Palian times, even if those fall during real night time

[hardy plaza]

Catching rare/epic fish are a pia

[shy horizon]

Still tryin for a Kitsu Plush and the Lucky Machine gives me a knife set...game..Palia...what are you trying so hard to tell me?

[violet onyx]

ofc I know that, I was just trying to be funny too. I am sorry

[round sluice]

No need to apolgize. We get a lot of players in here who don't know things like that. I try to always be helpful

[versed knot]

A Palian 24 hours is 1 hour real time

[violet onyx]

Yeah, I know. I also want to be helpfull. Stupid questions don't exist, right. I love to help out people.

[pure reef]

Why can I never plant my plot right according the silly lil planner I used and screenshotted, thus defeating the purpose of said planner?? Screm

[violet onyx]

No clue what you mean with it. A planner ??

[hardy plaza]

OmG I just missed the mutated angler and I reeled in like a dummy UGH

[earnest heath]

....try not to get merr-durd.......love that goodbye

[round sluice]

Oof. Well, at least those are way more common than, say, Void Ray or Unicorn. best of luck 🤞🏽 🍀

[hardy plaza]

dont remind me I gotta catch them too

[pure reef]

It's a website that you plug in the plant crops and it shows you which boosts benefit which other plants and you can get it so your garden if self watered and self weeded! I can send the screenshot in the gardening channel if you're interested!

[versed knot]

Just found out that the wooden platforms all the way across the water from the Maji market have no collision

[violet onyx]

Oh, ok. Thank you for the info. I had no idea a planner existed. I do my garden a different way, so less watering, less weeding, according to what crops I need. You're welcome to visit me.

[round sluice]

I've distracted myself, long enough. Gotta go to work. Catch ya'll in a few hours

[pure reef]

I found someone's planner that I used as a baseline for my own so I could also get a bit of every crop in there, works well for me as I'm working up towards a preserve jar for each veggee

[prime scaffold]

guys

guys…

STAR RUBIES

DO EXIST

JUST GOE ONE

got

[south berry]

LIES

NANANANANA CAN'T HEAR YOU

[prime scaffold]

nop me and gf just both got one from a med pal

[round sluice]

[tawdry patrol]

sounds fake lol

[prime scaffold]

lol nooo ill even post a pic in the other channel

[delicate granite]

Rng clearly in a good mood tonight

[south berry]

photoshopped

[prime scaffold]

#💬│palia-discussions message

[young mica]

okay i did the first quest, how do i get subsequent quests to pop up?

[violet onyx]

I only make the potatoes jar for the glow worm return, apple jar and blue berry jars are for keeping up my focus when I am on the road.

[pure reef]

See I eat starred pickled potatoes, and use starred apple jam preserves for my gloworms. Normal werms get whatever meat I've got more than 40 of

[prime scaffold]

omg its not fake

i mine a lot ok

[violet onyx]

Ofc, that should work too, right. Everybody plays this game their own style.

[pure reef]

And I only do that cuz I saw someone else say they did. Cute little ripple effect there too!

[south berry]

I also mine a lot

[young mica]

I just realized that i will not be able to earn the golden tree sadly 😦

ill be 2-3 days short since i just started

[tiny beacon]

Wait does gifting a heart lily to einar not start a romance

[violet onyx]

I have special setup in my garden. You are welcome to come over and see it. But, if you are an a US-server then you probably can't, because I am on the EU-server

[tawdry patrol]

try the chocolates

[tiny beacon]

Okay

[prime scaffold]

sorry you didn't get a star rooby yet

like i did just now

[violet onyx]

Both should work, right ??

[tawdry patrol]

unfortunately, he's got really weird requirements

[south berry]

I know you haven't
fake ruby
plastic

[prime scaffold]

#💬│palia-discussions message

NOP ITS LEGIT

[pure reef]

That's nice of you but yes I am a filthy north American

[violet onyx]

I didn't romance him, my wife did, and she said that it goes so darn slow with him.

[tawdry patrol]

yeah, some of his flirts dont work at all for example

[half lava]

he's the Sheldon of kilima

[dusk solar]

So I got Trish to level 4 and the chat open to ask her to be my shepp disappeared?

[tawdry patrol]

did you do her quest>

[dusk solar]

Okay! I guess that's what I'm missing I'm trying to do her fit for a watcher quest now but the ore is killing me lol

[violet onyx]

The romancing I loved the most was with Subira. She is very romantic.

[tawdry patrol]

it shouldn't be that quest. im talking about her friendship quest

[dawn birch]

AHH ANCIENT FISH PLUSH

[dusk solar]

It won't give me another one feom her till I finish this one I think because she had no chat options

[dawn birch]

First plush from the BS balls. I need the bee

[tawdry patrol]

oh wow

[hard olive]

About to get subiras phoyo

PHOTO

Dating her for the renown

Dating Tish as well, and she said “you sure know how to make a girl feel special” girl no 🌈

[half lava]

obviously yes

[hardy plaza]

YESSS VOID RAY

[hard olive]

Trust me, no lol

Maybe I should put the rainbow back in my name

Dangit I have to ||meet her at the lighthouse||

Subira why

[violet onyx]

Oh, nice. I loved that, you will too.

[hard olive]

KENYATTA

I have to do her level 4 romance now too

[half lava]

dont get murdered

[lyric echo]

I thought it was just me, it did seem like Einar took longer with romance but finally got it. I'm done with him and all the females including Subira. Working on the males now.

[hard olive]

I just did Tish’s and now doing Subira’s

[hard olive]

LOL

I have romanced everyone except for Tamala and Hassian

[lyric echo]

Tamala was my first and my Shep lol

[gusty swallow]

Can I romance another character without breaking up with Reth?

I would feel so bad if I had to break up with him. He's too precious

[heady arch]

No need to break up with him, you can romance all the romanceables

you can only wear 2 pins at once, but apart from that, you're good.

[gusty swallow]

yay! I'm working on Subira next then

Even if she never leaves her room...

[hard olive]

Everyone is okay with you having multiple romances at once. Polyamory is full accepted here as it should be but it’s your choice

While romancing Hodari he congratulated me for romancing Reth LOL

[heady arch]

I love that line

[hard olive]

I see you fern!

[gusty swallow]

I need coffee sso badly right now...

[lyric echo]

Reth wanted me to romance him before I even reached level 4 friendship with him, but just started with him

[gusty swallow]

The moment I saw Reth, I knew I had to romance him.

[hardy plaza]

AW I got an amethyst but it's not starred. Weh

[hard olive]

Yeah it kind of feels like Reth is asking you out lol

[hard olive]

Are you okays?

[lyric echo]

My favorites are Tamala, Kenya, and Subira

[gusty swallow]

I'm good. My caffeine levels are just low. I only had one cup today and that's unusual for me.

[hard olive]

How many do you usually have?

[pure reef]

I feel like there could be a good tie-in with Ashura and Reth's little cafe tavern situation with the coffee thing in game. Ashura would be the sweetest coffee shop tend-er!

[gusty swallow]

Three or four. And a Starbucks if I happen to be out running errands

cut me and I bleed coffee

[hard olive]

They probably have fancy coffee shops in the city

[pure reef]

Yeah my partner and I make a "twelve cup" French press and split it between us every day

[gusty swallow]

That would be cute for the next update... a new townspwerson and they own a coffee shop!

[pure reef]

PALCAT CAFES

[hard olive]

Are you max romance with all of them?

[gusty swallow]

My husband doesn't drink coffee so it's all mine!

[hard olive]

I need me some of that right now

I assume the palcats are all over the place and I love the idea

[lyric echo]

Yes all females, and Einar so far.

[gusty swallow]

Make the palcats adoptable and in more than the four colors!

I hope the devs are reading this. lol

[lyric echo]

Took a break while I was trying to catch all star fish, now working on the males

[edgy walrus]

Hello!

[hard olive]

I’m almost max with all of my romances. Jina is the last one, after the Kenyatta and Subira romance quests

[hard olive]

Hiii how are you?

[edgy walrus]

I am good. How about you?

[gusty swallow]

I wonder if Subira will be released from her inn room

[forest matrix]

Going to go see bae

[hard olive]

I’m okay! Eating fish sticks for dinner

[edgy walrus]

Yum!

[hard olive]

Jel

[pure reef]

Wish I could do da spinny fish emoji at this

[forest matrix]

I love him 😍

[gusty swallow]

I did it for you 😄

[pure reef]

Ahh hahehehahe

[delicate granite]

[primal hearth]

Awww, now I'm hungry :(

[hard olive]

My husband brought home some gluten-free Oreos

[pure reef]

Froggbert craves zee feesh

[hard olive]

[delicate granite]

He do

[hushed patrol]

is anyone else having issues connectiong to the game?

[pure reef]

There are these birthday cake off brand gf oreos we get at Ocean State Job Lot, they're so good it's a problem

[delicate granite]

I had my game crash easier but overall was connecting ok

[hard olive]

Yes a new problem for me

[hard olive]

Crash easier???

Mothman explain

[hushed patrol]

earlier

[pure reef]

The golden oreos too, if they ever make those gluten free I'm in trouble

[hard olive]

No no, easier

[gusty swallow]

My child is grounded. He drank the last of my coffee!!

[hard olive]

I looove those!

[lyric echo]

I need renown now. I'm dumb and forgot about communing with the shrines since I first started like 2 months ago. I have been maxed out on renown for so long and only thought I could get stuff from city hall with it until I remembered the shrines just yesterday

[hushed patrol]

oof

You could do requests for renown and talk to villagers

[forest matrix]

I have 1000 renown

[hushed patrol]

same

[gusty swallow]

I have a package of the black&white limited edition golden oreos... so good!

[hushed patrol]

i keep trying to connect, and it's showing literally hundreds ahead of me lol

[delicate granite]

Nope I care not to

[hushed patrol]

it's because the market's open rn

[pure reef]

I did that too, and it takes so long to build it back up, and that's coming from someone that fulfills requests multiple times a day and thus gets extra!

[hushed patrol]

it'll let you in in 5 or 10 min

[hard olive]

I have been in a similar situation. You get 5 renown each time you level up a skill, so doing cake parties could be helpful

[lyric echo]

I'm done with all quests that I know of, friendship max with everyone, and don't have many accomplishments left

[gusty swallow]

Time to convince the husband to get me more coffee

[pure reef]

Market wishes can be an option too, they can get you renown

[covert kite]

[hard olive]

Goose!!

[covert kite]

Hihi!!!

[hard olive]

Oh yes I have been doing this daily

[hard olive]

How’re you doing?

[weak dome]

Am I the only one who’s wondering why the bellflower sink in craft doesn’t look like what’s actually crafted?

[delicate granite]

While doing zoomies around the market

[gusty swallow]

Oh shoot... brb. Forgot to move the car

[covert kite]

Still sleepy but I got more coffee now

[hushed patrol]

lots of items don't look like their pics sadly

[lyric echo]

I just started doing market wishes today lol. I never used those ribbons because I was always capped before

[hard olive]

Just that one time lol

[pure reef]

Hi goose! 🪿

[delicate granite]

Mmm, somehow dont believe you

[hard olive]

It’s so annoying

[lyric echo]

Thankfully we have a little more time

[covert kite]

Hello!!

[hard olive]

[tawdry patrol]

do u have a comparison pic for me? im nosy

[weak dome]

Seriously! The one in craft is so cute 😭

[hard olive]

Hmm do we have anything minty flavor in the game?

[covert kite]

Coral?

[hard olive]

WHAT

[weak dome]

One in craft has a sink on side drawers and the ones that’s crafted has a single sink in the middle with no drawer

[hushed patrol]

Coral is mint flavored confirmed

[hard olive]

This is misinformation. I think

[pure reef]

Cerulean cicadas definitely taste like wintergreen five gum

[south berry]

whole 5 renown?

[covert kite]

Someone told me once that coral has a minty flavor to it but Ive... Never eaten a coral so idk

[tawdry patrol]

rip to thte drawers then

[weak dome]

I can’t see what I’m typing I don’t have my close ups on so pls excuse any typos

[balmy aurora]

Yeah yeah It's like a garlic mint

[hard olive]

Garlic mint???

[tawdry patrol]

lol its ok, im eating dinner so im not in battle mode

[balmy aurora]

Read that correctly

[weak dome]

Second Convo today about garlic 🧄

[pure reef]

You're funny, battle mode made me snortle

[tawdry patrol]

thank you, my liege

[balmy aurora]

It's a hot topic

[covert kite]

Have you... Have you eaten a coral?

[weak dome]

I love garlic

[tawdry patrol]

no, im having chili for dinner and not coral

[hard olive]

We are sponsored by Big Garlic today

[weak dome]

I can talk about it all day

[balmy aurora]

I've been told I have

[hard olive]

…what

[pure reef]

I used a whole head o' garlic in my dinner

[hushed patrol]

Garlic makes stuff tasty

[lyric echo]

What are cake parties like? I never done one. The only guild task I never do is cook with others. I don't like cooking in the game too much. It's one of my least favorite things to do. I usually glitch up cooking or can't chop right in certain servers.

[hushed patrol]

omg I just got a new quest item

[balmy aurora]

Lol I'm sorry I'm so bored I'm just saying nonsense at this point

[hard olive]

Schrodiner’s coral

[hushed patrol]

I thought I was just reeling in nothing

[hard olive]

Chaotic

[fickle bobcat]

server?

[round obsidian]

oohh

[hard olive]

Ohh??

[hushed patrol]

slimy ball

[south berry]

at least 6 cloves

[pure reef]

The only time I ever saw someone host a cake party they did so over server chat and it seemed...chaotic someone literally asked "is this a scam" hahaha

[hushed patrol]

EVERYONE'S GETTING CHESTS BUT ME 😭

[weak dome]

Only 3 sinks out of all the furniture collections, right?

[balmy aurora]

Me growing up

[pure reef]

Present

[hushed patrol]

omg

[south berry]

lmao

[hushed patrol]

My mom made a homemade garlic dip a few weeks ago and it was delicious

garlic mayo is life

[covert kite]

Ok I googled it and apparently different corals have different flavors

Variety pack coral

[south berry]

why are you eating coral

[hushed patrol]

but what texture does it have

[delicate granite]

Read this as vocal cords have different flavors. Was disturbed.

[south berry]

fungi foot texture

[pure reef]

Ouch, this coral got stuff in my reef (teef)

[hushed patrol]

...

reminds me of smth fun-t

[covert kite]

Well since coral has all those holes in it id imagine it's sorta like sand?

[south berry]

NO mayo

[covert kite]

Idk I've never eaten coral

[hushed patrol]

no not sand 😭

[lyric echo]

Does anyone else glitch up cooking and won't let you chop right? I have to skip several chops before it will finally let me chop. It seems to only happen in certain servers though. Maybe because I'm on switch?

[hushed patrol]

i would think it's like

planty but a lil crunchy

[covert kite]

There's soft corals and hard corals according to Google

[pure reef]

It's actually made of calcium carbonate, so kind of tastes like chalky and gritty, definitely salty

[hushed patrol]

o

[south berry]

I'd like a soft collar

[covert kite]

So maybe different corals have different textures and flavors?

[delicate granite]

Coral, croutons of the sea

[hushed patrol]

get in y'all we're going to bikini bottom

[hard olive]

I’m on switch but this hasn’t happened to me personally. I have heard some issues from others tho. With making cake there’s no chopping thankfully, just mixing

[potent slate]

[pure reef]

Soft corals would still have a vague, inner structure that'd be gross and not appetizing

[south berry]

we gonna eat spongebob?

[hard olive]

[covert kite]

Maybe it's like an apple core? You don't eat the hard part

[pure reef]

Yeah like a slimy, saltwater taffy version of an apple. Would taste like algae.

[lucid vault]

eww what is this convo lollll

[pure reef]

Sponges are not corals

[lucid vault]

hi all

[covert kite]

Either way.. probably don't eat any type of coral I don't think that's a good idea

[round obsidian]

[lyric echo]

I have just been avoiding cooking as much as possible so far because of those issues. I want to eventually be able to cook everything though and cook with others

[delicate granite]

Just like a lawyer

[lucid vault]

is coral edible?!

[hushed patrol]

Like a lawyer, sued for the very first time

[gusty forum]

Is there any information if they will fix the Server Problem (connecting to European and Asian) with the upcomming update?

[south berry]

but ever noticed how everything in that cartoon is an actual sea stuff except spongebob, he's a bathroom sponge

[covert kite]

Google said some are technically not poisonous but it would be very hard to eat

[lucid vault]

kitchen sponge?

[lucid vault]

i can't imagine wanting to lol

[pure reef]

The coral reefs are the medicine cabinets of the sea, though not tasty many of our medicines are derived from the naturally occurring bioactive compounds in them! Reminds me of Kenyatta's healing research combined with a little flow magic sprinkled in

[round obsidian]

fancy

[pure reef]

(I am a traditionally trained marine biologist, everyone take cover)

[hard olive]

In cake parties, there are options to only work on the ovens - but you still get the same amount of cake as everyone else. I also want to cook/bake everything in the game!

[hard olive]

Getting Fern lore

[hushed patrol]

i wanna make more onigiri but i don't have the recipe

[lucid vault]

yes my goal too

[lucid vault]

your name, is it taiyaki? idk that kanji

[hushed patrol]

ye

[pure reef]

I have no fishing recipes at all halp

[south berry]

how do I unsubscribe from fun marine biology facts?

[lucid vault]

oh yay educated guess

[hushed patrol]

means grilled

[south berry]

grilled sponge?

[balmy aurora]

1/3312

[hushed patrol]

onigiri isn't a fishing recipe

[round obsidian]

eww

[pure reef]

You've been subscribed to whale facts

[covert kite]

HECK YEAH WHALE FACTS

[lucid vault]

i would like to sub to dolphin and octopus fax

[hushed patrol]

Whale sending a fax

[lyric echo]

I got all the star fish finally yesterday. Working on bugs now, then would like to start cooking

[hard olive]

Do you has shark facts

[south berry]

bring it

[hushed patrol]

Shark fact: I like sharks.

[delicate granite]

And read this as shark faces.

[hushed patrol]

LMAO

[south berry]

Imagine sharks in Palia

[hard olive]

[covert kite]

can we have whales in Palia I wanba see whales

[lyric echo]

I have a baby shark

[hushed patrol]

we had whales

[hard olive]

We have whale bones

[lucid vault]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-finding-nemo-bruce-grin-grinning-gif-27437427

[hard olive]

Go on

[pure reef]

YO octopus- they're the aliens of the ocean! Sharks, they concretrate urea in their blüd to stay the same salinity as the ocean! Whales hold funerals and grudges!

[covert kite]

I'm not a necromancer I can't do anything with whale bones 😭

[south berry]

tu-dut du dut

[round obsidian]

||jina can||

[pseudo glen]

Why did my palia just freeze then say “successfully downloaded update data” when I logged back on???

[lyric echo]

It's not alive, preserved one I found at an antique shop around here

[covert kite]

Note to self do not give Jina my bones

[hard olive]

Ohh how long ago?

[round obsidian]

[south berry]

takes notes "Jina... wants... bone"

[hard olive]

She’ll take them when you sleep

[round obsidian]

insert b99 meme

[covert kite]

She can try
But I'll be ready

[hard olive]

https://tenor.com/view/bone-bb99-holt-captain-raymond-gif-12211325

[round obsidian]

yaas

[south berry]

can confirm she stole my spooky skeleton

[hard olive]

Explain

[pure reef]

Before baleen whales grow their baleen, they grow teeth and reabsorb them in vitro

[cyan lake]

Hey, how can I get the game demo?

[lyric echo]

I dunno, I had it for a while

[covert kite]

Jina try take my bones? I take Jina bones

[round obsidian]

[cyan lake]

I'm a newbie

[hard olive]

Ohh! Whales have leg bones! Right?

[round obsidian]

halloo

[south berry]

Evolution: "we do a little trolling"

[pure reef]

And they have little ghosties of thumb bones tooooo

[hard olive]

“I’ve got a bone to pick with you”

[south berry]

What's a baleen whale? Is it like a balloon whale?

[hard olive]

Ghost bones??

[pure reef]

What's a balloon whale 🥴

[near maple]

Can you only get milk by buying???

[covert kite]

Yes

[round obsidian]

you can download game from https://palia.com/ or the epic game store, switch store soon to be steam

[south berry]

it's a whale sniffing an air compressor

[cyan lake]

thanks

[covert kite]

Whale doesn't sound like a word anymore

[hard olive]

It whaley doesn’t

[south berry]

wail

[round obsidian]

all words are made up

[pure reef]

Insert flying whale from Hitchhiker's guide reference here

[hard olive]

Einar called me “a catch”

I love him

[pure reef]

[south berry]

he try

sorry, lame programmer joke

[round obsidian]

smooth like a pebble

[hard olive]

[hushed patrol]

that almost looks like a bar of soap

[hard olive]

Very very clean soap

[round obsidian]

a sparkly bar of soap

[hard olive]

[south berry]

[covert kite]

I wanna eat it

[hushed patrol]

don't eat the soap

[hard olive]

[covert kite]

[delicate granite]

Delicious

[hard olive]

NAUR

[south berry]

where are all those emotes coming from lmao

[hushed patrol]

delichus

I would use my cottonbean emote but i cannot

[hard olive]

Phil

The guy in my backyard

[hushed patrol]

the backyardigan

[south berry]

[spice hazel]

I hope yall had a better day than me 😦

[hard olive]

Umai! I think lol

[delicate granite]

[hushed patrol]

lmao

[hard olive]

[pure reef]

aww I'm sorry you had a less than awesome day! Hope things get better for you

[hard olive]

[covert kite]

[pure reef]

is so smol 🤧

[hard olive]

Kentucky is at my house

[hushed patrol]

going to the store tomorrow so i can get youtiao

[spice hazel]

lol a couple hours ago I posted we were almost home from going to grandmas...no sooner did I type that we had a tire blowout because of debris in the road. Luckily for us, my husband is an excellant driver. Kept us on the road and got us to a tire shop safely, but it did make for a long day.

[hushed patrol]

and other things

[hushed patrol]

the colonel?

[hard olive]

Oh what’s that

[hushed patrol]

fried bread topping for congee

[covert kite]

Mr KFC himself???

[hard olive]

The main himself. Here to sell me some KFC

[round obsidian]

so like toast ?

[spice hazel]

We went to wendy's and I'm torturing my hubby with a bacon cheese potato cause he can't have any

[hushed patrol]

naur

[pure reef]

Glad you and your family is safe @spice hazel that sounds scary and exhausting!

[round obsidian]

i google!

[hushed patrol]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youtiao

[dense condor]

I love their lemonades

[delicate granite]

Now I want lemonade

[hushed patrol]

At one place back home I'd get my congee with youtiau and roast duck lol

[round obsidian]

reminds me of a churro

[hard olive]

Oh my gods she’s here to talk about || the ripper||

[round obsidian]

but it looks yummy

[covert kite]

[spice hazel]

I don't eat at wendy's often. They irritate me. Some of their employees need their head examined LOL at least around here that is.

I mean it could be the time that the one girl asked my husband if he was transgender in the drive thru because his voice has a higher vocal tone than most men.

[hard olive]

[hushed patrol]

i wonder if the store has century egg

[spice hazel]

but I wasn't upset so much that she asked him that, but the fact that she asked it at all.

[hard olive]

[pure reef]

wE cAn aLwAyS tELL

That's a terrible experience to have, sorry that happened to your husbando!

[hard olive]

I agree. That’s such a weird thing to ask. Has nothing to do with getting your food lol

[spice hazel]

like I said. I was more upset she asked it at all. I have an 18 year old relative. They are still trying to figure out how they feel. That whole process can be interupted and turned ugly by one question.

[pure reef]

Sir. This is a Wendys.

[hard olive]

I’m transgender so trust me I understand

[hard olive]

[hard olive]

Literally the best time to use this

Can I just have my nuggets

[pure reef]

What happened to the Golden Rule?! If you don't have anything nice to say ||you're definitely the problem|| don't say it at all¿ especially as a person in the service industry

Nuggets, no nonsense pls

[south berry]

mmm chicken

[dense condor]

Nuggets or tomato soup w/grilled cheese?

[hushed patrol]

tomato

[hard olive]

Chapaa McNuggets

[south berry]

give

[supple river]

Either/or, as long as I get fries and a frosty with no weird gender harassment plzkthx

[spice hazel]

ik you are you have mentioned it in here before. I support you being who you are period. I mean my best friend is bi, my parent-in-laws are all gay, my ex husband is poly, I have a relative trying to figure things out, and she just turned 19 and has only ever had a girlfriend. With my public medicine degree I plan on focusing on programs for developmentally delayed, and alternative lifestyles. I want things to be better for everyone, and easier for those who know that they weren't made who they were meant to be. I have a good friend that has transgender, and he was going through transition 20 years ago. It was much harder than it is now.

[hard olive]

As soon as Phil in my backyard says it’s okay

[tawdry lintel]

Quick estion can i bound my palia account to steam later on?

[south berry]

Is Phil a chicken?

[kind ember]

I guess now we can say I was 100% right about the March patch being the big bug fix for Temple of the Gales. 😜

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/backyardigans-gif-27588469

Phil of the Future

[covert kite]

I'm in ur backyard and I don't see any Phils

[hard olive]

I.. shouldn’t have said anything about Phil

[south berry]

yeah I stole Phil the chocken and he's in my oven rn warm and cozy

[spice hazel]

like don't get me wrong. It is still hard now, but back then lots of transgender were buying black market hormones.

[hard olive]

CHOCKEN

[pure reef]

Not the backyardigans noooo the theme song, it'll haunt me!

[covert kite]

NOOO PHIL

[supple river]

I'm not sure anyone who knows for certain is saying anything, but since PC players can use their account on Switch, I would expect so.

[hard olive]

Can you give Phil back plzzz

He was only 1 week away from retirement

[covert kite]

that was my emotional support Phil

[hard olive]

Now you know why

[south berry]

fried or boiled?

[hushed patrol]

trying to remember why i left my plot https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[spice hazel]

although the good news is I got new jammies from walmart so I'm happier now.

[round obsidian]

[hard olive]

RIP Phil

[spice hazel]

time to log in for the first time today finally.

[covert kite]

If we get pekis I'm naming mine Phil in his honor

[hard olive]

I’m about to break into my husbands house

[round obsidian]

grab a snack!

[pure reef]

Chicken coop in game, I want it to shoot the eggs into a basket in my hands. Make it a mini game and only give me however many I safely catch I my egg basket. Kay? Kay. Coool.

[hushed patrol]

In Harvest Moon I'd name my first chicken Paulette because it reads like poulet if it wasn't French.

[hard olive]

Aw I want to craft a lil chicken coop in game

Or peki coop? Is it coup

Cook

[hushed patrol]

peki poop

[hard olive]

NO NOT COOK

[covert kite]

Coop

[spice hazel]

and black mango tea...that's good stuff..

[hushed patrol]

COOK THE PEKI

[hard olive]

NAUR

[covert kite]

Coup is when you overthrow the government I don't think you wanna do that to your pekis

[spice hazel]

why are cooking pekis?

[south berry]

cook it, throw it in a stew

[velvet leaf]

hopefully the chickens don't attempt a coup

[round obsidian]

never had that before :o

[supple river]

I think it's Feathers that Delaila worries will start a peki coup.

[hushed patrol]

i swear they took the giant goldfish out of the game

[pure reef]

[round obsidian]

no the pekis are the one doing the coup

[spice hazel]

We have a convienience store near here called QT and they are the only place i know that has it, but its so good.

[covert kite]

Oh in that case thats ok I think

[velvet leaf]

like 'cutie'?

[spice hazel]

yes like that.

It's short for Quick Trip.

[round obsidian]

lmaoo

[spice hazel]

but their signs are just giant QT

[pure reef]

QT-

[round obsidian]

[spice hazel]

you have been hanging out with Reth again haven't you?

[pure reef]

And this guy

[round obsidian]

yess

[pure reef]

The puns, the wheeze. Even the knee slap! It me.

[velvet leaf]

Do they sell pies?

[round obsidian]

i started unconsciously doing puns and my bro thinks i’m nuts

[spice hazel]

awww.. speaking of pies I should have gone to the amish store today DANGIT! oh well, always next month.

[hushed patrol]

how do you use the wish papers at the maji market?

[spice hazel]

they always have such goodies there

[velvet leaf]

Amish only open once per month?

Do they have shoofly pie?

[pure reef]

There's a dye station to the righthand side of the wish tree. Then go to the little shrine next to where Chayne stands right under the tree.

[hushed patrol]

go to the table by the tree in the center and dye it then go to the front of the tree to make a wish

[spice hazel]

there is a table set up to the right. You need to die the tag and then go to the middle. blue gives you lucky envelopes so i always did that one myself. then when you can pick up your wish bonus you pick up from the left.

[storm trench]

I've been really leaning into dad jokes ....

[spice hazel]

little shrine.

[pure reef]

Triple jinx

[round obsidian]

that’s just your back going

[spice hazel]

Now to find my spicy edible....

[velvet leaf]

[hard olive]

Naur poor chapaa

What is happening

[storm trench]

Also truuuu

[velvet leaf]

The chapaas yearn for the cigs

[round obsidian]

their unsupervised!

[median ember]

Now now, children. Let’s behave

Whelp, I tried

[pure reef]

Good effort

[median ember]

Thanks. I do what I can

[velvet leaf]

[pure reef]

It's like trying to put a band aid on an arterial wound

[hard olive]

Why do you have this

Welp time to romance the cop

Oh and Kenyatta who thinks she’s detective

[velvet leaf]

Because the chapaas want it. They're all vice.

[pure reef]

I get sorta, like, fangirl vibes from her about the uh spoiler I guess ||ripper situation||

[hard olive]

Yeah that’s what she keeps talking about lol who are you romancing in game?

[velvet leaf]

She'll be sending flirty prison letters for sure

[pure reef]

Like i understand it's the craziest, most interesting thing that's happening around and such, but like, hello, I brought you this sorta rare fish you apparently only desire for its teeth, wanna talk about dat??

[vernal gyro]

I personally like after you || break up Naio and Kenyatta, the whole “hope you don’t get murrrrrrdered” seems more like a threat 😂 ||

[final crane]

Is there a server issue?

[feral magnet]

i havent been able to get on for the last 10 mins 😦

[final crane]

I just got on. It took a while.

[storm trench]

I got in right away, but had to quit and retry

[hard olive]

I am so confused. Subira said she wants to ||hold more than just my hands|| what does that mean????

[round obsidian]

https://paliatime.app/ if you logged off/tried to go into market during market hours you’d run into slow login /loading screen time because everyone is trying to go in at the same time

[round obsidian]

woah

[hard olive]

What is she trying to say I don’t understand 😭

Does she want to hold my feet???

[round obsidian]

lololol

[delicate granite]

I don't wanna know

[round obsidian]

||maybe kiss? ||

[ocean dune]

Ok guys I got all the recipes and wallpapers at the majii Market now and I think I have all the plushies from last time including the one that costs gold. Besides food/furniture is there anything else I should pick up? And just so I dont miss anything I've been to the chappa zekis reths hodori s and delinas (sp) stores I didn't miss anything I hope lol. I did wish tree and quests too srry long..

[hard olive]

She wants to hold my lips in her hands???

[storm trench]

Exactly

[hard olive]

WHAT

[storm trench]

It's what the kids are doing these days, I hear

[round obsidian]

[hard olive]

I’m gonna use this line on my husband and see his response

[ocean dune]

Is there anything I "need" at Maji market besides the recipes and wallpapers I guess I'm asking

[storm trench]

Bahahaha please report back

[round obsidian]

decorations, free” food

zeki coin chance from wheel

[ocean dune]

How do I get the free food plz

[hard olive]

I JUST TEXTED IT TO HIM

[ocean dune]

Yea true I hope its not hogged by the end of the event lol

[round obsidian]

free* gotta use tickets still but don’t have to cook lol

[ocean dune]

Ah ok

[hard olive]

HE IS TYPING

HE IS CONFUSED

[round obsidian]

lol

[storm trench]

Aren't we all

[hard olive]

He’s coming

[ocean dune]

How often when buying the food do you get a starred result guys?

[hard olive]

Everyone run away

ACT NATURAL

[ocean dune]

From maji market

[storm trench]

[round obsidian]

[hard olive]

[ocean dune]

I'm guessing not too often lol

[round obsidian]

very natural

[hard olive]

Sometimes first try, sometimes like 4th or 5th try

[ocean dune]

Ok ty

[round obsidian]

it’s random can be 1or 20 the taiyaki and reths hotpot’s are bugged tho

[ocean dune]

Ok

Ty

[native marlin]

[heady fox]

What is the point of getting starred food from the event is it just a personal collector thing or

[hard olive]

Hello husband

[round obsidian]

can display them in home