💬│palia-general

[glossy talon]

you have to have written permission if you plan on taking him out of the zone

[quiet spade]

personally I find myself having to sit down

[low zinc]

coming out in 2075?

[spring marsh]

Palie Shore

[tame kernel]

Warmed via DMs sorry Were it has to be free for me

[graceful marlin]

Fiiiine.

[low zinc]

smh mod abuse

[languid flame]

Oh I'm way ahead of the curve then... phew

[glossy talon]

he is fiiiine tho

[vague quail]

But the gold cap per day is 10,000 so… sorry

[livid knot]

How's everyone doing today?

[silent sage]

Are you sure its not 9999?

[round obsidian]

[stone gull]

- Though I did get me Magickal Mittens, they for handling the Magick Chapaa's

- Subira Mommy Thank You! (sobs)

[naive gate]

[tame kernel]

I was gonna say something else but I feel like I'll get bonked

[lament eagle]

And seriously, nobody from the community team telling anything? at least a " we do not have any info " they just stay on just to hunt ppl to ban?

[graceful marlin]

I’m good, you?

[vague quail]

Oh right yeah I think that’s it 😂

[wispy musk]

Sky pfp spotted!!!!

[languid flame]

Hey! You're not S-anything! scammer

[neat jolt]

They’re all partying at a tropical island ignoring us and the world

[graceful marlin]

If the devs never return Subira stays locked in that room forever.

[low zinc]

I am developing a dating sim thats about a fishing construct named Eianor its very original idea I need 3 million dollars in funding pls

[vague quail]

You also now have to start over every day. You can only progress every 24 hours. Sounds like good game no?

[glossy talon]

my day sucks actually...one of our cats is really sick We ||might euthanize her today or tomorrow|| She is about 10 yrs old She's had a good life 😢

[vapid bolt]

do we get to kiss him

[spark mortar]

To be fair, actual communication would be more alarming, to me.

[lime dune]

awwwwww

[stone gull]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494737

[graceful marlin]

Writes check

[vapid bolt]

or actively hold his hand

[vague quail]

Release Subaru please 😭

[silent sage]

Surbia needs out, thats kidnapping at a point

[lusty ferry]

🫂

[tame kernel]

Sorry Perzival, that's how it has to be

[low zinc]

Yes that is the end goal, some of the feature inslude touching your hand to his hand, gifting him star stones(original idea palia doesnt let you do that)

[vapid zinc]

I'm tired of accidentally going in her room 😭

[stone gull]

Ashura >meets< Subira ❣️

[fringe imp]

homie, i am so sorry

[naive gate]

The chapaa and Reth are starving, they don't have much time left, unless, of course, something is posted in #📢│palia-news

[graceful marlin]

🤭

[languid flame]

You are making me nervous. Yes? No?

[velvet olive]

Spanish?

[neat jolt]

I’m not letting my dad date a copper

[plucky totem]

only one and a half days doesn't seem fair

[graceful marlin]

Starting a petition

[glossy talon]

is so hard

[fringe imp]

it do be like that

[vague quail]

You’ll have to see for yourself

[low zinc]

Ashura imprisoned Subira?

[glossy talon]

i thought you meant copper ore for a minute

[round obsidian]

what

[stone gull]

- You're young, you'll get over it.

[silent sage]

You deserve better-- Like palia partner

[spring marsh]

Same

[graceful marlin]

He’s a man, who probably leaves his socks on the floor and dishes in the sink. It’s all I can take.

[lament eagle]

Devs dont deving, community team not.. comuniting, game not gaming, bugs are buggin!

[fringe imp]

shush lmao

[livid knot]

Oh no.... I'm really really sorry to hear that Louiere
please take care of yourself okay? Losing a family pet can really be hard....

[round obsidian]

sounds like a real party 🎉

[plucky totem]

damn, you're so smart. Didn't think about that. He also live in the forest so he's probably dirty

[lament eagle]

feels like the only job they do is ban ppl for disagreeing and that's all

[graceful marlin]

True story, she’s supposed to be investigating but she’s under house arrest.

[glossy talon]

thank you and yes, we know this pain

[languid flame]

You're gonna get banned again with these spoilers.

[vapid zinc]

So at least one thing is going right!

[tame kernel]

Server please don't go down I'm about to have the best bowl of ramen right now

[low zinc]

AGAIN💀 💀

[plucky totem]

gotta keep the tavern guests somehow

[graceful marlin]

I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two.

[twilit snow]

Wait, it’s down?

[lament eagle]

no 🤣

[gritty lion]

Sharing is caring

[stone gull]

That would be something, to help Ashura and Subira hook up.

[livid knot]

Good eye Circus! I drew the pfp myself actually
not my best work tho tbh but I drew it on my phone 😂
And as a Steven Universe fan I approve your pfp also 💖😍😻

[neat jolt]

No

[graceful marlin]

Really?

[plucky totem]

I read that unmarried (straight) women are happier than married women. Makes sense now

[vapid zinc]

But the bugs are doin their job! 😂🤣😂🤣

[lament eagle]

yeah, bugs are bugging

[tame kernel]

🍜

[languid flame]

No she's for me... 😭

[neat jolt]

Idfk I’m on strike until they fix their game

[low zinc]

[graceful marlin]

I can say, since my divorce this is facts.

[low zinc]

mm sernuk noodles

[graceful marlin]

So many are.

[plucky totem]

I hope you threw a divorce party

[fringe summit]

preach

[lament eagle]

do mods and community "team" ever chat here or they just stay there and look menacing ?

[low zinc]

Tenzey is literally chatting right now LOL

[fringe summit]

they look menacing.....menacingly

[silent sage]

There was just a mod talking not too long ago

[tame kernel]

For me personally, I'm mostly here to look menacing. If my pfp is menacing enough. Cowboys are menacing right?

[lament eagle]

just saw him

[vapid zinc]

I throw a divorce party every single year on my divorciversary

[vague quail]

I think the CMs are scared to talk rn 👀😂 I don’t blame them

[spark mortar]

But at least we will always have the pizza gifs to remember.

[stone gull]

- I agree with you there.

- Though love is beautiful in all aspects, watching couples come together and finding each other is honestly more drama and thrilling.

[spring marsh]

Patrick voice. And they're just standing there.... menacingly

[surreal ermine]

Not me just realizing today is Tuesday

[plucky totem]

I love that

[vapid bolt]

during the old regular times yes, in these end times no, i think if a cm talked in here there would be a discord explosion and crash

[graceful marlin]

I did, and I sold my engagement ring and took the cash to a casino and lost every single penny, then sent him the video of me doing it.

[silent sage]

You're a cowboy?!

[surreal ermine]

[round obsidian]

to some people sure

[low zinc]

Give me a drink, bartender

[tame kernel]

I abstain myself from the sin of pizza gif 🍕

[lusty ferry]

Tenzey!

[gritty lion]

[fringe imp]

gimme pizza

[vague quail]

Like a boss 💅🏻

[vapid bolt]

The pizza gif is bannable from hence forth

[wispy musk]

its super cute!!! and thanks, haha

[silent sage]

[fringe imp]

whoo, i need my fix

[vague anchor]

🍕

[graceful marlin]

Yep, there’s details I can’t get into here…but do not come for me.

[stone gull]

Ashura and Subira together would make one heck of a story, and his son returns, happy for his father that he moved on and found love and peace.

[silent sage]

Your stummy!

[languid flame]

I'd actually love to be a match maker in the game, I'd be terrible at it (I have experience) but it'd be really satisfying.

[fringe imp]

my stummy will survive!

[vapid zinc]

I'm afraid their silence is because it's unfixable but I hope I'm wrong 😭

[graceful marlin]

What! No! You can’t take away pizza!

[round obsidian]

grabby hands Say no to pizza!

[surreal ermine]

Were you like tryna be a professional match maker or like just for friendos

[stone gull]

🌬️ - Just blow on it a little.

[graceful marlin]

PERZ NO!

[low zinc]

Jan not like you have gif perms anyway

[livid knot]

Tyty!!
I really miss Steven universe tbh since it was so good

[fringe imp]

yesh

[vapid bolt]

we are gifless

[tame kernel]

Jan now has gif perms. I decided henceforth

[low zinc]

positively attachmentless

[fallen echo]

Me over here eating pizza, wildly unaware of this pizza gif culture in the sub 😅🍕

[vapid zinc]

Maybe if they update it could be a Valentine's quest where we get them together 👀👀

[languid flame]

Just for friendos, and it's not my fault! They asked my advice when I was already like under the table

[round obsidian]

oh no

[silent sage]

Whoa, you're handing this stuff out all wild like

[vague anchor]

🍜

[graceful marlin]

You just started feeling better…friend, think of the tummy ache.

[copper forum]

I want to match Nai'o with Tish so bad

[fringe summit]

you get gif perms! you get gif perms! you get gif perms!

[graceful marlin]

Free the GIFs!!!

[vapid bolt]

wish we could change gif perms to palia update

[low zinc]

Tenz can we have gif perms for ONE minute I have a monkey gif I want to share

[tame kernel]

I'm making a new program to rival Shepps called Jepps.

[south berry]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Summon dev update ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[surreal ermine]

Oh no

[vapid bolt]

1 minute of unrequited madness to calm the community heh

[tame kernel]

I'm sorry we don't accept valorant pro players in this server

[wispy musk]

SAMEE augh, i spent 22+ hours rewatching the whole series in 3 days LOL

[naive gate]

it will be implemented in Polio or Pologna?

[proper solstice]

Please Tenzey, I'll offer more ramen for it

[surreal ermine]

Omg from you rune? I wasn't ready wkksfneke

[unborn parcel]

I misread as Jels and was excited for 0.3 seconds

[graceful marlin]

PLEEEEAAAASSE…monkey

[silent sage]

I volunteer as tribute

[tame kernel]

Depends on who gives me pre-alpha access first.

[wispy musk]

Will probably end up watching the whole japanese dub of it too for funzies

[stone gull]

Could wait longer, would want them to finish bug fixing, and add more provinces, also more areas on the map. Still haven't gotten all of the Bahari province now.

[languid flame]

Not a bad match, if Tish wasn't for me, also 😂

[livid knot]

YESSS 😍👍🤗

[low zinc]

what about the Google dinosaur game pro players

[south berry]

nobody was ready
but you know what everyone's ready for?
dev update

[proper solstice]

You'll have the cosmetics!

[vague quail]

Do we know if polio or pologna is better? IGN review yet?!

[low zinc]

omg Polio and Pologna is a meme now im so proud

[proper solstice]

There's a lot of IGN employees in this server, we can hit them up

[tame kernel]

Only if they beat my record 142000

[wispy musk]

CINNA IS BACK YAY

[round obsidian]

[vague quail]

I mean at one point so many looked like IGN workers with our names 😂 I review them as both great

[copper forum]

Higher stakes Oregon Trail

[proper solstice]

You play it for the rest of your life!

[vapid zinc]

I'd even settle for an estimated time frame for some sort of expected update so we can chill. Even if it's like 10-14 days, just something

[naive gate]

They're looking for IGN employees

[vague quail]

The only prevention from playing polio is a Palia update 👀

[low zinc]

[surreal ermine]

LOL

[languid flame]

I mean, right of the bat, I'd say it's pretty clear. But polio has made some good arguments here.

[surreal ermine]

Circus my attention comes and goes. The squirrels are running the show at the moment

[graceful marlin]

Aw, monkey 💜

[tame kernel]

Good idea! I'll bring it up hehe. Imagine devs go back and just say patch 2.0 is coming. Ah the madness. I might call in sick. (To be perfectly clear the second part is a joke)

[wispy musk]

DIOKSKIJS i love squirrels tho so thats ok

[silent sage]

Idk, I heard theres a crutch to playing it

I'll see myself out

[quiet spade]

I want gif perms. I promise at worse they will be used for chaotic neutral shenanigans, possibly some rapscality, thats it

[surreal ermine]

This is fantastic!!!

[jagged idol]

So anyways, Furry Jel

[surreal ermine]

Also accurate view of my headspace @neat jolt

[low zinc]

I will use it specifically for monke reaction gifs

[lusty ferry]

The fact the mods are allowing these jokes are wild 💀

[quiet spade]

No.

[wispy musk]

The best version of jelly: furry

[neat jolt]

We already established that Jel is a vampire

[wispy musk]

NO MY AUTOCORRECT I HATE IOS

[tame kernel]

Alpha members probably have the smuggest faces rn with experiencing gif perms.

[wispy musk]

I SAIID JEL NOT JELLY

[proper solstice]

Cat Vampire Jel?

[umbral pulsar]

Tbh most MMOs don’t give constant info on when updates will be, largely due to how things can fluctuate. This isn’t always the case ofc, but I’m also an anti-crunch time kinda person when it comes to things like games

[surreal ermine]

JELLY

[quiet spade]

so who is the werewolf?

[round obsidian]

best thing i’ve seen today

[tame kernel]

Jelly is fine too!

[vivid otter]

how do we mine for jelly

[vapid zinc]

FURRY VAMPIRE JEL

[wispy musk]

[low zinc]

Elouisa

[surreal ermine]

What flavor of jelly would jel be tho?

[south berry]

Jurry

[wispy musk]

someones gotta draw furry jel and its gonna be me /j

[neat jolt]

Omg yall gonna make Jel into a Gacha OC

[wispy musk]

Catboy jel omg

[low zinc]

S8 isnt a real company

[surreal ermine]

Please

[tame kernel]

Oh thanks for reminding me 🏃‍♂️ 💨

[vague quail]

Maybe they’re super busy getting an update ready 👀

[silent sage]

All I can think about is moldy jelly vampires now

[wispy musk]

OK ILL DO IT RN ive been drawing jellyfish anyways so

[lusty ferry]

Its been an interesting morning

[naive gate]

Jelly Jel

[wispy musk]

BRO MY AUTOCCRECT I AAID JEL NOT JELLYFISH

[proper solstice]

You can't top the one who had a fake S6 tag and said an update was going to come back then

[neat jolt]

Catboy vampire demon angel witch yandere fairy Jel

[jagged idol]

Get that /j outta here!

[umbral pulsar]

Tbh the S# name tag is kinda funny

[wispy musk]

I JUST OPENED PROCREATE im doing it im d-

[gritty lion]

That's too risky

[wispy musk]

What animal should i draw him as

[naive gate]

i hope there's not ||r34|| for Palia

[tame kernel]

Jellyfish

[wispy musk]

LMAO ok

[neat jolt]

There is. Since the beginning

[silent sage]

Hey, full oval here, but I really wish that Palia would give some information in #📢│palia-news

[proper solstice]

Youre right, apparently their message got deleted

[unborn parcel]

I looked away for 5 seconds

[tame kernel]

YES YES YES!

[nova bluff]

I'm sure there is sadly

[gritty lion]

its on the internet, what do you expect

[low zinc]

welcome back, Cat

[surreal ermine]

Awww jellyfish?!

[lusty ferry]

If its on the Internet then there will be ||r34|| for it
That's the rules

[surreal ermine]

I mean Jel does want to live at the bottom of the ocean so

[quiet spade]

so a wowolf?

[low zinc]

a cryptid

[lament eagle]

every time i see a chappa in game I am abused. CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBI DUBI DABADABA

[naive gate]

where? so i can avoid lookin in those malicious sites

||just joking||

[proper solstice]

NOT AGAIN

[silent sage]

I actually spoke with Jel, he wants an update because the Christmas theme isnt his vibe anymore

[stone gull]

- Sweeney Tod in the Evening, Jack Sparrow in the Morning, Turns into Edward Scissorhands in the Afternoon.

[low zinc]

Petition S6 to make the plural for "chapa" "chipi"

[surreal ermine]

An owowolf

[nova bluff]

How do I do the spoiler thing to gray something out

[tame kernel]

I'll take note of that thank you

[round obsidian]

[surreal ermine]

I have no idea what song y'all referencing and I think I'm glad for it

[silent sage]

I can't call them anythign but Chapowpows, sorry

[unborn parcel]

well i cant say i cant picture jel as a jellyfish mermaid

[lament eagle]

If I could hack the game I would make Hassian sing every time he says chappa

[reef island]

Man loves stinkbug smells and has dark hair with a single white streak, so I'm biased towards a skunk

[quiet spade]

Tish is Ms. Lovett confirmed.

[wispy musk]

I LOVE SKUNKS <333

[vapid bolt]

okay s8 the einar kissing hype has calmed down we need more hope for the future, SOS

[round obsidian]

|| two of these bars at the start and end of what you want spoiler

[reef island]

I also love skunks 😭💕

[wispy musk]

Hoping to go visit one irl soon

[unborn parcel]

tish is too sweet to be that manipulative woman tho

[proper solstice]

You are healthy 🫂 stay far away from here, brethren.. it's too late for me

[vapid bolt]

how about animals we can have on our farm s8

[quiet spade]

thats just the facade

[naive gate]

i can't get off my head that Chapaa means sheet in my mother language

[neat jolt]

So Tamala

[spark mortar]

You can also highlight what you want to spoiler and click the far right icon that appears.

[nova bluff]

Just know you activated ||rule 35|| by bringing this up 🤣

[silent sage]

If I could I'd post an update

[stone gull]

- She's also, Miss Swann

[fallen echo]

Skunks are so cute!!

[quiet spade]

a polecat??

[hollow vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195412406009090068/1195412497969188884/TinyDancingMajiByMisterBlahaj.gif?ex=65b3e5a5&is=65a170a5&hm=4a93a05ed4e4002976aaff7f6592a735bd146c3294309b9b2de2c332b9465602&

[lament eagle]

that too

[low zinc]

You will be able to tame and ride dragons in Polio

[surreal ermine]

Skunks are cute unless your dog gets sprayed

[proper solstice]

ANOTHER EARWORM JUST POPPED IN

[neat jolt]

DRAGONS?!

[round obsidian]

yaas, go go

[vapid bolt]

Polio coming with the W again

[neat jolt]

I’m sold. Polio wins

[lusty ferry]

[stone gull]

- Tish could also have been, Kim.

[languid flame]

Yes! This is the kind of real instructions I'm looking for, not the old IRC-reminiscent codes... Thank you!

[lament eagle]

I'd say " sorry guys, we are overwlemed and cannot do anything right now, but our managers want to keep you in the darkness untill we quit or they fire us"\

[quiet spade]

looks like a jocat animation. rip jocat retiring

[earnest wind]

how do i join palia communities in game?

[lusty ferry]

You'll have a be invited to one
You can look for some here #1135682474324807681

[vague quail]

Man chat is fast today almost like on new days 👀

[sullen parcel]

Jocat deserved better than what this bleeping world sent at him

[spark mortar]

Don't spoil my reputation by insinuating that I'm actually helpful.

[silent sage]

Even a "Hey, they gave up a scrap of bread, so I'm posting a picture!" would make me feel better atm

[reef island]

I already have too many Palia drawings sitting as incomplete on my tablet and you guys are really tempting my hands with Jel and skunks 😭

[quiet spade]

agreed. loved his D&D vids especially, great laughs

[tame kernel]

Notes to S6:

• New competing games P*** and Pologna getting traction.
• Plural for Chapa should be Chipi
• New Jepp program must have JIF permissions

Please give me more thank you gen chat.

[earnest wind]

i looked there but comments are closed so idk how to ask to join

[nova bluff]

Honestly anything from the devs would be nice at this point

[fallen echo]

I think so. I used to have a ferret growing up (had to look up polecat and it like like a ferret in the reference pic )

[copper forum]

I just can't accept that I am not sure I'll find out the human villain origin story

[lusty ferry]

They usually say to DM the person that made the post

[copper forum]

Because we're definitely the villains.

[quiet spade]

polecat is also colloquy used to mean skunk too 😄 as in "a cat you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole". lmao hahaha

[tall canopy]

Join my community, we have bread

[nova bluff]

You could join our community 😁

[vague quail]

I dare you to take every idea and implement it. No matter how dumb

[languid flame]

Zipping it.

[vivid otter]

we were the villains, now we are helpful farmers

[fallen echo]

Aah 😂 nice, I learned smth today 😁

[lament eagle]

These guys tbh.. i had a client meeting yesterday and did not progress as fast as they wanted to (clients will be clients) but I was transparent with them and even made them aware of the backlog and roadmap, it's not that hard to care about your clients.

[quiet spade]

Is JIF prouncouned gif or gif?

[copper forum]

That's what we want them to think.

[proper solstice]

Pologna is way too early in development to beat Polio, we've only got Craftable Cosmetics & Fishing!

[woeful geode]

Really?!?!?

[round obsidian]

Game Maters are called Jam Masters

[vivid otter]

..no, not really, I chose to tank the economy as soon as Zeki gave me the option

so humans still villains, but it's fun to dream

[spark mortar]

Notice no babies have been born since we arrived? Maybe we carry a virus that stop Majiri from reproducing?

[silent sage]

Silence is a worse strategy, it leads people to come to their own conclusions and very quickly brings out the torches

[vapid bolt]

will s8 or s9 implement harry potter featureish things, i wanna do some MAGIC

[fallen echo]

I’ve always pronounced it gif, tbh

[vivid otter]

sweet leaf tooth vibes

[tall canopy]

7 Palians ahead of me? Most I’ve seen is 4

[low zinc]

Does Polio have a free color wheel?

[quiet spade]

lots of book and cinematic lores with way better magic systems than HP

[woeful geode]

I wish I could move to palia

[tame kernel]

In the wiki it says yif.

[neat jolt]

CAN I MAKE POTIONS IN POLIO

[vapid bolt]

queen

[round obsidian]

oh no

[vague quail]

If polio or pologna makes all chapaa and sernuk magic that would be fun and chaotic. I dare you. All fish are unicorns. Have fun

[vapid zinc]

Tell s6 we miss them

[hollow vapor]

Elevator music version of dancing maji thanks!

[neat jolt]

Yayyy

[languid flame]

Eshe says something about us humans running around even on her roofs. Frankly, I'd call the Order right away with big Flow Shotguns to take care of these pests running around. I couldn't handle it myself if I wasn't the one running around.

[proper solstice]

S7 doesnt work on Polio!

[woeful geode]

Flow missles

[proper solstice]

We'll do it 🏃

[vivid otter]

pfft, good luck, order. idk if you know this, but we humans are indestructible.

[idle spindle]

BIENVENUE PALIA GENERAL.

[quiet spade]

I've also decided to christen the the Bristlebacks as Harry Muujinis. I will not be taking questions or elaborating

[silent sage]

roll a d4 for damage

[round obsidian]

once eshe opens a bounty you would

[tame kernel]

Notes to S6 ver 0.0.1:

• New competing games P*** and Pologna getting traction.
• Plural for Chapa should be Chipi
• New Jepp program must have JIF permissions
• User Thalvian says that the community misses S6, S7 and S8.

[proper solstice]

S7 cant let Polio dev it all!

[hollow vapor]

Catch me up here guys, are S7 and S8 working on the upper floors?

[spring marsh]

Will Polio have blond/e hair?

[neat jolt]

Despite the fact we wiped ourselves out of existence

[vapid zinc]

LMAO

[silent sage]

It's a hostile takeover tbh

[languid flame]

I mean, I'm with her all the way. She only has to ask...

[tame kernel]

They're your boss's boss

[quiet spade]

Please? Do you know how much more realistic my tavern will be if I can have upper floors for guest rooms??

[idle spindle]

What in the cinnamon toast crunch did I just walk into?

[silent sage]

milk

[vague quail]

Will s7 and s8 hire outside of the USA? I’ve got lots of ideas and want to work for you. Gimme the polio

[quiet spade]

@surreal ermine you've been summoned

[vapid bolt]

so at this point s8 is promising einar kissing, magic, and basically whatever we want, S8 WINS

[proper solstice]

All employees are remote

[woeful geode]

When we take over dibs on hassian

[spring marsh]

A bowl

[lament eagle]

at this point we got more information about the relase of Justice Online and Moonlight Blade in english lol, rather than any news on what's next on Palia

[neat jolt]

I’m scared if I make S9 that S7 will use S8 to eat me

[low zinc]

Will Polio have an anticheat?

[quiet spade]

Milk first

[copper forum]

we just call em vaccines but yes

[lusty ferry]

Polio jokes...

[tame kernel]

The real question is.... will Polio fix the achievement bug?

[idle spindle]

Man...

[quiet spade]

i just laughed way too hard

[vague anchor]

but you can do motel liek tavern XDDDDD

[silent sage]

S9 had to halt production. There was an... incident with flow

[vapid bolt]

lmfaOO

[vivid otter]

vanish + x-zone exploit, while useful for deleting organisms that have gone mad with godlike power, is not the same thing as destruction. so I hold that we are still indestructible, just occasionally go missing into other dimensions

[vague quail]

No I think it should have ALL the mods. Have fun kissin einar

[wispy musk]

JELLYFISH JEL IS COMPLETE its so cursed

[lusty ferry]

Idk man the mods seem to think a virus is funny?

[spring marsh]

Vaccine

[hollow vapor]

Better do it like Windows and skip to S10

[surreal ermine]

Thanks @quiet spade couldn't do it without you

[low zinc]

Tenzey likes to live dangerously

[quiet spade]

thats exactly whats happening. The second harvest will be the motel lobby lmao

[neat jolt]

Now I want cereal

[tall canopy]

Tau still wants a plank?

[tame kernel]

oh wait I'm sorry I didn't think of that I just thought they changed Palia's letters

[vapid zinc]

Think of it like a dog wanting a stick?

[languid flame]

Why are you crunching your cinnamon toast?

[neat jolt]

Sticks are too primitive

[tame kernel]

Alrigh S8, you need to change your game's name.

[idle spindle]

calories.

[silent sage]

You give Tau whatever he wants because Tau wants it

[quiet spade]

Tenzey backpeddling real fast lmao

[vague anchor]

to bad you cant connect halls sidewayas also.

[lusty ferry]

You didnt catch on to the all the dying jokes and vaccine jokes?

[tame kernel]

Truly

[naive gate]

breaking news: S8 cancel their game

[low zinc]

I literally didnt know Polio was a virus I just made up a random word lmao

[wispy musk]

Ill put it in #🎭│palia-memes skunsjkjs

[idle spindle]

Whatevs, we all know Paella is the superior game.

[quiet spade]

really? You're probably vaccinated for it

[south berry]

did anyone say Jel vampire https://i.imgur.com/UKg2EzI.png

[low zinc]

As the creative director of S8 I rename our game to Paleeo

[neat jolt]

S8 is rebranding to Polie

[silent sage]

Wait, people really didn't know about Polio??

[surreal ermine]

I mean I'd certainly hope so

[copper forum]

It's because people largely don't get it anymore?

[surreal ermine]

People still need to get vaccinated to keep it that way lol

[low zinc]

I probably speak a different language and the name for the virus is different, ya know

[spring marsh]

Because of vaccines. Lol

[hasty stag]

Jel vampire should never request garlic as a weekly want

[quiet spade]

polio is still very much on a traditional vaccine schedule

[vague anchor]

I keep wondering wehn it will become Polland :))))

[copper forum]

I meant people don't get Polio anymmore.

[spring marsh]

Because of vaccines.

[quiet spade]

ah, yes this is very true. I actually have a theory about that, but this isn't the place to discuss lmao

[neat jolt]

It’s just that people can’t stand it anymore

[proper solstice]

We switch to traditional palian naming schemes

Puulia

[copper forum]

Right.

[neat jolt]

Paula

[oblique moth]

This chat is a cluster 😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

[idle spindle]

it usually is

[surreal ermine]

Can we not joke about war/invasions in here

[low zinc]

How about we rename it to Valeria

[spring marsh]

Paulia Shore

[hasty stag]

palia abdulia?

[vivid otter]

is there somewhere ingame or several places they call it Polio? like Polion Mojiri?

[sharp dagger]

Obviously just throw Zeki in a pond and call it a Poolia

[proper solstice]

Oh no NWJSJWJW

[languid flame]

Well it's just a lucky coincidence then 🤣

[vapid zinc]

..that was dark 🤣

[quiet spade]

Already done, its called Biodome

[vapid bolt]

see, now if an update had been announced we'd all be talking about that instead

[neat jolt]

Like my soul

[spring marsh]

That is my 2nd fave Paulie Shore movie

[tame kernel]

Sorry Blood Kira, that's how it has to be

[copper forum]

true. this is defintely dev faults

[vague anchor]

omg my mesage as no good for this chat /cry

[idle spindle]

if your first favorite isn't encino man I don't know what to say to you.

[spring marsh]

It is

[vague anchor]

p00plia cuz e need so much "fertilizerr" in our gardens

[graceful marlin]

Does anyone remember the work around for the premium store? A friend is having trouble

[vivid otter]

I thought Estonia was a country made up by Encino Man until I met a dear friend from there in like 2018

didyouknow Estonia has the highest amount of supermodels per capita

[hasty stag]

lol I like it

[vapid zinc]

Pu the game in window mode

[tame kernel]

I only remember using windowed mode

[fallen echo]

Someone said their jellyfish jel is done? Girls want to see it (I’m girls 👧🏽 🙇🏽‍♀️)

[sharp dagger]

There's so much water around you may as well call it Poolia too.

[graceful marlin]

They did that

[wispy musk]

Its in #🎭│palia-memes !

[tall canopy]

Use hubby’s cc instead

[hasty stag]

Well then just call it drownia cause you cant swim

[spring marsh]

Son in Law is my 3rd fave

[fallen echo]

Ty!! Heading over now 😁😁

[silent sage]

I don't know if I'm more dissapointed or amused

[languid flame]

Automod has words with you, and me. I've had several cut away, too 😅

[copper forum]

Both

[neat jolt]

With me? The answer is always both

[quiet spade]

its okay to be both. its like a mild Anthony Jeselnik joke

[copper forum]

a hometown hero

[vapid zinc]

That's all I know, is to take it out of full screen. Sorry

[silent sage]

Well, you can have this at least:

[quiet spade]

like when automod nabbed me for testing if you can say the proper version of cola de gallo

[lusty ferry]

[vivid otter]

what do ya'll do to keep productive when Palia is right. there?

[lament eagle]

i wonder if we will ever be able to catch toads/frogs/snakes

[quiet spade]

awww, you think we keep productive

[copper forum]

That's the secret. We don't.

[idle spindle]

various crimes.

[vivid otter]

ive recently taking to hitting the deck and doin pushups or other light calisthenics during my many load screens and d/c's, im bout to get shredded

[neat jolt]

I love that so much

[plucky totem]

you do everything you can do in Palia and then you get bored so you hang out in dc

[lament eagle]

this requires they will do some updates so i guess no

[quiet spade]

The true origin story of One Punch Man

[hasty stag]

lmao yes exactlly... mining and minging... then I go mining... then I get a flow tree and then mine

[sullen parcel]

You give up while waiting for bugfixes then lose your productivity by getting sucked into other games

[proper solstice]

I'm tryna look for a job, my first job Palia cannot be on prio no more

[quiet spade]

This is the way

[vivid otter]

hahaha I somehow knew it all along, ty everyone

[tall canopy]

Play Palia and just say mhm every few moments to feign interest

[fringe talon]

im playing wynncraft and having way more fun rn

[vivid otter]

so many 📠 in channel atm

[quiet spade]

I'm quite literally at work rn

[round obsidian]

good luck

[surreal ermine]

I'm eating v spicy ramen

[neat jolt]

I gotta go to work in less than 2 hours and I don’t wanna

[vivid otter]

oh shoot, thx for reminding me I'm in a meeting

[inland ice]

hi eating v spicy ramen, i'm port

[quiet spade]

its the Boduk Spicy Carbonara isn't it?

[hasty stag]

call in and take a day

[modern zinc]

I am working 2 feet away from my switch. Its killling me

[neat jolt]

I can’t. I need money

[naive gate]

Imagine gettin to work and see #📢│palia-news showing amazing roadmap for 2024

[hasty stag]

well you have to use a vacation day

[oblique moth]

I draw! Got a shirtless breakfast serving Hodari pic up in procreate right now… but the pull is strong to play

[copper forum]

I made budae jiggae but didn't have rice cakes and only had ramen so i used two packs of ramen, thus a spicy ramen.

[round obsidian]

“sorry taking an early break” and you leave for the day

[surreal ermine]

Ugh I keep looking for that one!! Im eating Buldak Spicy Chicken Ramen

[tame kernel]

🤞

[languid flame]

Are you sure with all that Einar brainrot?

[tall canopy]

If I was a bread, I would crumb

[inland ice]

omggg i LOVE budae jjigae, one of my favorite foods

[neat jolt]

I work in retail for Corporate America. What’s a vacation day?

[lusty ferry]

Your pfp is so fricking cute!

[tame kernel]

I love this but I only use half the sauce because I can't spicy

[sullen parcel]

what are these strange words you speak

[inland ice]

only moderately sure

[copper forum]

Kimchi jjigae is my fave but alas

[vivid otter]

that is a great idea! create Palia content outside of game while doing content ingame

[hasty stag]

lol ahhh I see you... comfort

[dusk quarry]

xmas day, if youre lucky. - also retail worker

[quiet spade]

rice cakes? I want tteokbokki

[inland ice]

thank u!!

[surreal ermine]

I used 90% of the sauce. I've got a cold and am trying to treat it with spicy

[copper forum]

Das what I meannnnn

[languid flame]

Like it should be @inland ice

[inland ice]

god i could just eat korean food all day every day and be so content

[copper forum]

same. there is a little Korean restaurant by my office that me and my partner meet at for lunch pretty regularly

[round obsidian]

oofget well soon

[quiet spade]

Tex-Mex, Mexican. Italian, Indian, soul food, bbq, give me it all

[inland ice]

that's so cute, so jealous

[inland ice]

korean food and mexican food i think are the two types of food i'll literally never get tired of

[surreal ermine]

Thank you friendo. I mostly just want my brain to get back on track but I guess that's hard when you can't breathe well it's like...oxygen is important or something

[round obsidian]

or something

[surreal ermine]

Tenzey the ramen is making my eyelids sweat pls do not follow in my footsteps

[copper forum]

It's at a nice halfway point between our office buildings so it's nice. But I always have kimchi and gochujang and gochugaru at home so I can make a fair bit if i'm feeling peckish.

[wispy musk]

👁️

[copper forum]

My youngest son likes putting Kimchi in his ramen

[neat jolt]

Man I wish I could eat.
But all I hear is my mom slurping on Whats apparently the only breakfast meal that exists aka cereal

[true crescent]

I had kimchi in my tomato soup for lunch!

[neat jolt]

So now imma starve

[inland ice]

kimchi in tomato soup sounds interesting, never tried that

[copper forum]

Sounds fantastic. I've made kimchi grilled cheese

[vivid otter]

something something pandemic left me brain fogged and hard to breathe, it's wild out here but keep going everyone o/

[surreal ermine]

Toast is always a good brekkie option should you have the requisite bread

[round obsidian]

i started doing that i also put it on my hot dogs now cuz we only have the regular condiments for here, and i wanna feel fancy

[quiet spade]

you mean twice baked bread?

[true crescent]

It was delicious! I make kimchi grilled cheese too @copper forum

[surreal ermine]

[round obsidian]

aw, yea i heard a lot of people are like that :(

[naive gate]

taking a toast w cured sheep cheese with extra virgin olive oil

[inland ice]

that sounds so good.....

[wispy musk]

Hi asche!

[vivid otter]

stealing that, prolly the kinda high carb content that Badruu would apeaciate

[true crescent]

Have you tried it in Mac and cheese or made kimchi toast?

[fathom quiver]

okay hear me out: the kimchi grilled cheese with the kimchi tomato soup

[surreal ermine]

Thought this said high crab content

[copper forum]

Top tier

[inland ice]

y'all are gonna make me make some kimchi jjigae for lunch on this cold afternoon

[true crescent]

A little overboard for me. But I see where you’re going here.

[vivid otter]

RIP nitro I don't buy that no more and I lost all my crab raves

[lusty ferry]

Toast is so damn good
Now im hungry thanks cinna

[round obsidian]

no :v not a big fan of mac and cheese i’ll try the toast tho next time i wanna eat it :D

[copper forum]

sounds like the perfect time for it

[lusty ferry]

[copper forum]

My partner is a big bulgogi fan. So he always goes for bulgogi

[surreal ermine]

Pls don't eat me

[tame kernel]

Ify, I lost all the gifted nitro from my friends. I am now back to static land.

[fathom quiver]

ive never had kimchi I just had to combine the ideas being shared here lol

[true crescent]

You’re missing out!

[inland ice]

for sure, nice and cold outside

[copper forum]

It's part of why I made budae jjigae. My kids have a snow day

[true crescent]

I need to find a vegan bulgogi recipe!

[lusty ferry]

S6 needs to fund you mods nitro

[ornate stone]

Seeing this many cooking medal names in general today is very fitting. Who is making soup today? I am le cold.

[gloomy imp]

Wow.

There’s a flow tree in a place where you can’t even get to to

[umbral pulsar]

Honestly surprised this isn’t the case already

[stuck terrace]

what us the 4th ingredient for Investigator Bed...is not showing the last item, and exiting and entering craft table, still isnt showing past the 3rd item

[inland ice]

i bet you could just toss some bulgogi marinade on some stir fried veggies and serve it over rice and it'd slap hard

[gloomy imp]

I wish I could show yall video of me running into a invisible wall trying to get this tree lmao

[true crescent]

I was thinking that or smoked tofu in the marinade.

[surreal ermine]

I'm eating spicy ramen rn. I think Reth would be proud

[round obsidian]

we watched a show Jinnys kitchen and my mom is trying to make everything they make, so far we got the ramens with egg and cheese, the corn dog type things with the sauces gonna do the sushi and stuff on my sis’s bday in august

[copper forum]

that would work well. or a meaty mushroom

[inland ice]

i bet that'd be good too!! or rice cakes!!

[neat jolt]

Man I wish I could eat

[inland ice]

omggg this is the winner i think, mushroom bulgogi actually sounds amazing

[ornate stone]

It sounded more to me like you were taking a bite of ramen and drinking half a bottle of hot sauce as a chaser. You are a rogue toast.

[round obsidian]

my youtube is full of cooking things i wanna try

[surreal ermine]

P.S. @ornate stone I'ma need @wispy musk to put this in #1135700370077782127
#🎭│palia-memes message

[inland ice]

aw sorry AD

[fathom quiver]

I recently started learning on how to make soups and stuff

[jagged idol]

American Medical Association-approved!

[quiet spade]

Did we ever work out if tofu was a sausage?

[surreal ermine]

Oh no

[round obsidian]

what

[inland ice]

reth-pilled

[fathom quiver]

wait-you've got a point there

[vivid otter]

can we not-
okay, it's happening

[ornate stone]

I do not control the speed at which ferrets post their fanart.

[vivid otter]

Where did that soup alignment chart go

[fathom quiver]

ITS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW I WONT GET FOOD POSIONING FROM MY OWN COOKING LMAO

[dusk quarry]

did someone mention soupboy?!

[fathom quiver]

IM NOT PUTTING LETTUCE IN IT AT LEAST

[inland ice]

put cabbage instead

(kimchi)

[wispy musk]

WHAR

[round obsidian]

[modern zinc]

But reth is currently in a cage

[fathom quiver]

ive gotta draw reth doing the good soap meme

[dusk quarry]

yeah at first i thought the soup was fine until i realised he was talkin bout lettuce and not cabbage,,

[copper forum]

i use cabbage to make eggroll bowls

[inland ice]

good soap 👌

[lusty ferry]

Kimichi tofu sausage soup

[fathom quiver]

exactly

[ornate stone]

Ah Reth. The man to whom 'Soup with you?' is both a greeting and a pickup line.

[round obsidian]

ooh

[inland ice]

aughhgh making me so hungry

[fathom quiver]

ooooh

[neat jolt]

s o o p

[subtle dawn]

What’s cabbage eggroll bowls? That sounds so freaking g o o d

[midnight sonnet]

does anyone know - palia is not yet released on steam but its on there - omg omg. i want to play on my computer too as well as my switch raaaghmm,,,

[wispy musk]

I tend to put meme art and such in the memes channel so i dont get in the way of other peoples actual fanart lolol

[quiet spade]

aaahhh cabbage, the lettuce you could put in soup and still taste okay

[naive gate]

you can do it now if you enter in the official palia website

[languid flame]

You can, just go to palia.com

[copper forum]

listen, you get the bag of coleslaw mix from aldi, you get ground pork or turkey or whatever meat you want, you mix up a marinade, cook the meat, saute down the slaw mix and add your marinade

[dusk quarry]

you can get palia on your pc already though, just not through steam

[copper forum]

serve over rice and i always buy a sweet and sour sauce to drizzle over

[midnight sonnet]

im playing on a mac atm - trying to figure out how i can . install windows software on my laptop so i can play

[lusty ferry]

Correct you can download palia from their official website

Or unless thats meant to be you can and not can you?

[round obsidian]

delish

[midnight sonnet]

otherwise i would just do the website route

[copper forum]

there are other ingredients, that is a hard simplified explanation

[ornate stone]

If it makes you feel any better, I think it's a masterpiece. But! Something you can do is make a thread in the fanart section for all of your goofies. They're all in one spot and take up almost no space, which is what I do for most of my goofs. I actually have one to add to mine, so thank you for the reminder. 📝

[copper forum]

I make it a lot during soccer season because it's quick and easy and my teenage sons inhale it

[languid flame]

Oh, don't know about that, maybe https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680775698792488 has some ideas?

[quiet spade]

by the way Coconut Aminos is a great substitute for soy sauce with like a quarter of the salt

[lusty ferry]

Youre all making me hungry

[inland ice]

same, i haven't eaten lunch yet

[round obsidian]

ohh

[inland ice]

eyeing that almost-empty jar of kimchi in my fridge tho

[dusk quarry]

it wouldnt be Palia discord if there wasnt food talk within 5 mins of being here

[copper forum]

half a cup of kimchi sauteed with a marinade, stock and noodles is a soup

and whatever veg/meats you can shove in there

[idle spindle]

I'm gettin' sushi

[round obsidian]

yum

[inland ice]

yep i definitely think i'm gonna end up making some kimchi jjigae for lunch

[copper forum]

love sushi

[neat jolt]

I miss sushi. It’s so expensive around here

[tame kernel]

To be fair even in Palia's instagram, the topic is still food

[languid flame]

I'm eyeing that year old ketchub bottle there. But I also have some weeks old rye bread, so I'm gonna have a feast!

[inland ice]

everyone loves food

[true crescent]

I finished my jar this afternoon… and have to go to a specialty store to get more. I’ll be without for a bit.

[devout ledge]

the sushi restaurant in my town sucks but everyone praises it, they don't know the kitchen is filthy 😭

[idle spindle]

Food is incredible, more people should eat it

[dusk quarry]

i cant even remember the last time i used instagram, didnt even think to see if palia had one lol

[inland ice]

yeah underrated honestly, can't believe more people haven't heard of it

[lusty ferry]

Food is just the best thing ever

[naive gate]

Yeah, it's one of the recipes ever made

[jagged idol]

I don't know if I've tried this "food" before

[true crescent]

You answered my question… no max support yet then??

[inland ice]

highly recommended!!

[round obsidian]

omg we have this spice thing that we used and we moved towns so we can’t get it here, we’d have to drive an hour to go get it so we usually wait until we all gotta do something else in the other town (say shopping or an appointment) and it’s so sad i don’t have it for dishes

[ornate stone]

Einar is not here for the endless breadsticks. Einar is here for the oneness friendships.

[languid flame]

I've done a lot of advertising stuff for the restaurants for my city... It's surprising whose kitchens are clean and whose are filthy 😄

[inland ice]

einar would be the perfect olive garden date because he wouldn't need to eat any of the breadsticks (more for me)

[lusty ferry]

[round obsidian]

feel like i gotta pull a reth and try to figure it out

[idle spindle]

But he would very much enjoy watching you consume nutrients

[copper forum]

in a pinch, walmart and my local grocer now carry kimchi but I prefer going to the strip district and stopping at the little korean grocer for a giant container of it

[inland ice]

yes!! perfect date

let me take einar to olive garden s6, you cowards

[ornate stone]

"We would like another basket for the table." "But sir, you haven't-" "We would like another basket for the table. Honor your pledge of endlessness."

[true crescent]

Painful! I can’t have kimchi with apple or fish sauce, so I have to be picky! But we have like 2 feet of snow on icy roads right now so I’m not going anywhere I don’t have to.

[inland ice]

LMAOOOO

[wispy musk]

Hehe thank you and thats a good idea tbh!! I think ive seen some others do that too lol

[inland ice]

sim i need you to draw this

[quiet spade]

Did you not swear fealty to this Garden of Olives!

[copper forum]

Is your Oneness not bottomless soups?

[languid flame]

Einar's head disappears in shame for the shamelessness

[inland ice]

[round obsidian]

lol

[neat jolt]

Who is gonna argue with a big robot

[idle spindle]

Full disclosure I prefer carabbas

[cerulean ice]

can my element change???

[inland ice]

yes!

it's based off of whatever choices you choose the most afaik

[idle spindle]

AIR GANG

[grizzled thistle]

heya^^

[round obsidian]

fire

[inland ice]

i'm water through and through

[plain eagle]

Fire Nation!

[inland ice]

water is einar's favorite though so i don't want to change it

[copper forum]

I'm water

[tame kernel]

🙏 Let's go air gang

[round obsidian]

i thought i was water but then it showed fire and i was like ok

[stone gull]

What flows like water, and can run up hill?

[idle spindle]

I like how he indirectly roasts me by saying birds don't have the capability to experience delayed gratification lmao

[languid flame]

"This is fine."

[inland ice]

LMAOO does he really say that for air??

that's so funny

called you impatient, but eloquently

[glossy talon]

I was standing you were there. Two world collided and they could never ever tear us apart. ~ mine and hassains song that we dance to under the stars ✨

[quiet spade]

yes

[idle spindle]

He says something about "the star symbol for air is the patient bird, I find this amusing as birds are incapable of delayed gratification."

[inland ice]

dude that's so funny

god he's so cute

[cerulean ice]

whaaaat

[round obsidian]

lol

[grizzled thistle]

does anyone know if the devs said anything about more building stuff for our housebuilding? 😮 maybe something like a second floor, or more building options for outside?`:O

[cerulean ice]

i was water and now im fire??

[dusk quarry]

itll be cool to see what percentages of the elements you are

[quiet spade]

Birds can't pass the marshmallow test confirmed

[round obsidian]

yas it would!

[inland ice]

what the heck is the marshmallow test?

[round obsidian]

lolol

[stone gull]

🌬️ 🌪️ Wind

[idle spindle]

By your powers combined, I am Captain Palia

[quiet spade]

its a delayed gratification test. You sit kids (around ages 4-6) in a room with a single marshmallow and tell them if they don't eat the marshmallow before you come back they will get two marshmallows. Most kids fail this test, as their willpower and concept of future and better gratification hasn't fully formed yet (or been taught to them).

[round obsidian]

made me lol irl they asked what was so funny and didn’t get what i was talking about “well in palia-“ was all they needed to be like “ok, anyway-“

[umbral pulsar]

It’s probably not right but my mind goes to the thing where people see how many marshmallows they can shove in their mouth at once

[plain eagle]

14

[fallen echo]

I think that changes depending on which answers you give most often idk

[languid flame]

That's probably the most accurate marshmallow test there is.

[umbral pulsar]

I feel like this would also be the same outcome for ADHD in a way.. makes me curious. Might have to do some research.

[inland ice]

as a former bird owner i can confirm that they would definitely fail that test LMAO

[narrow mural]

So my husband and his team took a selfie with Kane Brown today lol

[modern zinc]

Soooo jealous!

[quiet spade]

My gf just shared with me that we've come full circle now. White Claw have just released a 0% alcohol version. So you know... La Croix

[narrow mural]

Check out your pms

[ornate stone]

Chayne, reverently, "Ah, yes, birds are so patient and gentle and-"
Human Character, tossing a single french fry onto the shores of Bahari Bay: 🍟
Palgulls, screaming, going to war over the golden potato prism:
Chayne: ..I must meditate on this.

[modern zinc]

OMG thank you!!!

[inland ice]

this is accurate

[narrow mural]

You're welcome! He drove to their store on a side by side cause we have so much ❄️

[languid flame]

I do miss the birds occasionally. Sounds are there, but the actual birds and the stealing is missing.

[modern zinc]

That is amazing

[dusk quarry]

please dont add palgulls

[gritty lion]

We should get palgulls

[ornate stone]

You approach the beach. All palgulls in range whip their head around to watch you. If you have a food item in your active inventory slot, they will give chase.

[languid flame]

We deserve palgulls

[dusk quarry]

as someone who used to work summers at a cafe on the beach, pls no

[sour shuttle]

Pls no

[gritty lion]

I come from a city that has warning signs for seagulls, we need palgulls

[ornate stone]

Okay how about this instead; we get Palgulls, but you can check their nests in Bahari for garbage/shiny loot once a day like Chapaa nests in Kilima?

[narrow mural]

I actually live a stones throw from both Kane Brown and kid rock

[inland ice]

sim i play this game to GET AWAY from real life.........

[sour shuttle]

Pls yes

[modern zinc]

Okay now your just going to far!

[modern zinc]

I live near no one, thank you NH

[narrow mural]

But it's True! He lives in a replica of the White House on a hill around the corner

[round obsidian]

seagulls are everywhere, you can’t escape them

[narrow mural]

Right we have them in Nashville in some area lol

[languid flame]

That is best in life.

[modern zinc]

I believe you, all i can claim is that i went to the same highschool as adam sandler

[narrow mural]

That's still pretty awesome!

[modern zinc]

I am in the middle of the woods with a swamp in my backyard. I do love it

[round obsidian]

i thought i was away from them in the country side where i am as we don’t have like beaches or anything here, yet i seen one last summer and was like oh no

[languid flame]

Live north enough, at least they stay away for the winter. Of course, I'd fight a horde of seagulls rather than deal with this weather.

[ornate stone]

Tell Shrek I send my best. 💚

[paper goblet]

habe die ehre --- have the honor

[dusk quarry]

waiting for untitled seagull game where you also wreck peoples lives. but at a seaside

[fathom quiver]

Sea gulls are somehow everywhere

Parking lots

the beach

[civic shadow]

My mom claims whenever my grandfather owned a barber shop that he cut Kurt Russel’s hair all the time. Not sure how believable that is because we lived in a small Californian town, but 🤷‍♂️

[true crescent]

Nice! My partner has worked with Moby, Avicci, and a tonne of other bands.. Skrillix!

[modern zinc]

He yelled what are you doing in my swamp and gave me the finger

[round obsidian]

untitled goose, but seagulls

[ornate stone]

Aw, that's character growth.

[dusk quarry]

yep

[modern zinc]

You never know

[fathom quiver]

i would play that, the main goal is to steal food

[sour shuttle]

This would be hilarious hahaha

[modern zinc]

Love skrillex

[languid flame]

Counter of how many hopes destroyed with just one little fry steal...

[dusk quarry]

the main goal is to get a karen to call the cops on you

[sour shuttle]

They wouldn’t be able to stop a seagull at all

[devout ledge]

roberto luongo used to have a lake house here, he still might. that's about it. every year for april fools day the news announces that tim mcgraw purchased a home and will be moving into town 😂

[fathom quiver]

how many swear words you get told and how many kids you make cry

[narrow mural]

People that don't live in areas like this one, it's a much rarer experience for them. In Nashville you never know who you will run into there

[round obsidian]

and you actually get arrested for seagul related crimes

[languid flame]

Ooh the icecream run, yeah!

[civic shadow]

I’ve failed at life. I’ve had plenty of Karen’s say some “not nice” words, but never had one call the cops on me 😔😔😔

[dusk quarry]

'thats it, were handing you over to the RSPCA - or equiv - and then you manage to prison break and go back to a life of crime

[round obsidian]

lol

[languid flame]

I see that as a win. But it's not easy 😅

[true crescent]

That’s how it was for us when my partner worked in the music industry doing festivals… you never knew who he’d be backstage with on a given day. I met Hal Ketchum at a private party!

[civic shadow]

I meant to say never 🤣🤣

[ornate stone]

If Palgulls were a thing, which NPC would be most likely to have one for a pet? I'd think maybe Kenyatta, to irritate her mother.

[dusk quarry]

Gta- but with seagulls pls

Reth would 100% have a seagull as a pet

a boy that loves to cook, and a seagull thatll eat anything

[gusty marlin]

Einar and he would name it Gil.

[round obsidian]

zeki would too, brings back anything worthy of keeping

[idle spindle]

NPC? I'd have 5 of them.

[languid flame]

I can hear Eshe right now

[dusk quarry]

including reths hair

[modern zinc]

That or a pig

[dusk quarry]

zeki would try to eat it

[languid flame]

Palgull stew confirmed

[solemn bear]

Reth with a seagull...I knew he was an irredeemable CROOK!

Eh, strikethrough 'r' really doesn't show up well...

[dusk quarry]

whats a cfook?

lmao

[sour shuttle]

Probably

[round obsidian]

sounds like eshe adjusting the word when talking about him lol

[tame kernel]

Wait we're already talking about cooking palgulls

[sour shuttle]

This is what happens in this chat

[round obsidian]

anything can be cooked if your brave enough

[solemn bear]

We need our poultry fix!

[tame kernel]

[dusk quarry]

i mean, ive eaten pigeon before.

[ornate stone]

I could see Reth with a Palgull, maybe as part of a seafarer's costume. I could also see him having absolutely no control of it, so he'd go to visit Jel insomuch as it'd fly into Jel's shop and Reth would be thundering after it apologizing profusely as it flapped through all the displays.

[dusk quarry]

(it was raised for food. not just like, one off the street)

[analog musk]

tosses in a flock of pekis to see how long they last

[round obsidian]

lol

[rough condor]

i'm so sad because i haven't had much time to play Palia ever since the semester started. i figured that would be the case but still

[dusk quarry]

all i saw was up to seafarer and now i need Reth as a pirate

[gusty marlin]

What if you feed the palgull all your ruined recipes and they have a chance of giving you something shiny in return?

[wispy musk]

lindssssss hi

[rough condor]

hey!

[unborn parcel]

Its not a question of it being edible or not, its a question on how to make it edible

[tame kernel]

Human immediately creates hit fast food store Kilima Fried Peki

[round obsidian]

what if pekis are carnivores?

[sour shuttle]

Imagine having a bird with the gremlin traits of a seagull and the dinosaur traits of a chicken….. -shudders-

[analog musk]

I mean, chickens are descended from raptors so...

[solemn bear]

Now if the devs were truly sadistic, they would give us Pekis...but make them into zelda cuccos and let them wander near chappas and such...

[analog musk]

Peki = chicken

[vapid bolt]

Peki Pot Pie sounds delicious

[dusk quarry]

Peri Peri Peki

[sonic kestrel]

Whoa an update.

[languid flame]

You could also have some palgulls as ammo for hunting...

[round obsidian]

[stone gull]

Reactions have started.

[spark idol]

NEWS

[elder gazelle]

Yay, they're alive!

[spark idol]

The update BLOG is this week so the next update is definetly not

[vapid bolt]

Oof

[queen jasper]

we're getting the ceaseless watcher chat

[smoky dirge]

NICE, eyeballs coming to palia

[rough condor]

i really appreciate them acknowledging their absence. i can certainly understand them being busy

[long valley]

One eyes dragons invading our homes at the new moon POG

[earnest wind]

maybe its the next templeee

[ornate stone]

Aw, I was hoping for eyelashes.

[hollow vapor]

🐉 🌚 👁️ 🛖 What could it mean?

[craggy carbon]

I hope the eye means cosmetics haha

[ocean summit]

https://tenor.com/view/rdj-relief-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-gif-21020309

[surreal knot]

thank god

[wispy musk]

YIPPEE ANNOUNCEMENT … i wondee what the emojis mean~~ didnt someone say thered be a new years event or somethinf at some point?

[inland ice]

ooooooo dev update tease...

[onyx musk]

I'm guessing update is something related to Lunar New Year :)

[grizzled cloud]

eldritch horrors moment

[celest relic]

Yeah game not dead, hurray

[modern zinc]

Lol 😂

[stuck pawn]

Thinking the dragon Lunar New Year event

[craggy carbon]

The dragon/moon is the Lunar New Year even I think!

[worn igloo]

oh no, here we go again

[surreal knot]

guys eyeball update

[tame kernel]

#📢│palia-news it happened real questionmark

[neat jolt]

We’re getting dragons

[vapid bolt]

We’re finally getting to change out housing roof for sureee, maybe new rooms

[onyx venture]

hmm dragon, moon, eye, hut
dragon and moon would likely be the Year of the Dragon Lunar Festival 🙂

[worn igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-always-sunny-gif-26054360

[inland ice]

FINALLY!

[dusk quarry]

the second moon is a one eye dragon who you now need to build a hut for?!

[normal tinsel]

i hope everything's okay at s6

[spark idol]

SNAKE EYE STONE = MEDUSA

[snow spoke]

Excited for the next update whenever it comes out!

[ornate stone]

Be not afraid, bro. 👁‍🗨

[worn igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

[solid kayak]

Could any of those emojis stand for bug fixes? 🤔

[low zinc]

remove "disappointed" from your name

[stuck pawn]

It is a dragon, lol not a snake

[sour shuttle]

Oooo yessss

[dusk quarry]

told you i dont trust the second moon. ive seen (most of) critrole

[queen jasper]

looking at jel ceaseless watcher. i want that twink obliterated

[grizzled cloud]

we're getting biblically accurate snake angels to the game

[worn igloo]

me trying to figure out what the new update it is

[vapid bolt]

too early to judge

[surreal knot]

we need to give love to the s6 devs! they’re working hard af

[balmy needle]

We should get to go to the moon......

[spark idol]

a dragon is a flying snake tho

[thorn pike]

a lot of emoji but what I want is a proper patch.... how boring, the holidays ended 2 weeks ago

[hollow vapor]

Oh! This is a good guess! I was thinking "watch tower" because of the eye and the building.

[onyx venture]

eye + hut

[surreal knot]

rocket ship recipe

[tender adder]

pls let there be bug fixing

[solemn bear]

I wonder if eye hut = eye house = lighthouse? if you say it quickly enough? 😛

[inland ice]

maybe with their newly-added eyes they'll finally be able to see all the bugs ❤️

[vapid bolt]

LOL

[old tinsel]

Might be new looks to houses

[astral sandal]

HELP

[vapid bolt]

damn

[upbeat dew]

And what does the news mean now? Are there any problems with the S6? @mortal pond

[inland ice]

god PLEASE

[tame kernel]

Ah yes, the legendary Dragon Moon Eye Hut

[round obsidian]

party at the light house?

[sweet hollow]

maybe theyre adding more moonstruck and dragon furniture

[dusk quarry]

maybe we'll finally be able to see all the materials needed for furniture making, first go 👀

[onyx venture]

ooh could be 🙂

[inland ice]

let me change this ugly roof i'm on my knees begging

[young saddle]

I feel like they have dropped dev blogs with updates right after. So maybe!

[inland osprey]

ooh that's a great guess actually!!

[surreal knot]

FULL moon eye hut

[hollow vapor]

This sends me Dancing Maji vibes

[sour shuttle]

Pfffttt

[inland ice]

OH NO NOT AGAIN

[rough condor]

i'm hoping we eventually get some Valentine's Day outfits in the premium shop because i love hearts

[round obsidian]

do it!

[old tinsel]

And that's just what the dragon emoji looks like on discord

[dusk quarry]

but why is it a new moon?!

[gritty lion]

[ornate stone]

Finally, something truly fresh when describing Palia to prospective new players. "Which game is Palia again?" "Palia's the cozy game that has gardening, villagers to talk to, romance, adventuring." "Ok." "And many-eyed snake-tacular horrors." "OH! Okay."

[hollow vapor]

I am my status, head empty, only dancing maji

[vapid bolt]

I sure hope the eye stands for fixing the eye of the storm zeki bugged quest for the sake of palia

[shut oracle]

I love this dev team! You guys deserved a break for the holidays so a bit of silence is a-ok!

[grizzled cloud]

if i wasnt already playing, that would get me immediately on board

[wispy musk]

“I love hearts”
looks at linds’ name, pfp, and bio lolol

[ionic sandal]

Can someone just spell out what the announcement means as far as the future? I wish we could get a little bit more of direct information after so much silence...

[inland ice]

it has literally, LITERALLY been playing on repeat in my head for days, i cannot escape it

[empty pollen]

I saw dragon and moon and thought maybe something Chinese new year related but thats a reachhhhh

[solemn bear]

Cthulhu watering his garden...

[thorn pike]

What you have to do is fix all the errors that it has, that make the game BORING, I don't care about the new content, seriously, I hope they have fixed the achievements, on Steam they are going to eat negative reviews if not They fix nothing.

[onyx venture]

oh that is a possibility

[vapid bolt]

i choose to believe

[surreal knot]

they literally said patch notes are coming later if you read it

[craggy carbon]

Direct information will be available soon I'm sure. First few emojis I'm guessing are the announcement of the Lunar New Year event.

[queen jasper]

these moons istg

[rough condor]

it checks out 😌

[inland ice]

gotta be lunar new year something or other

[worn igloo]

dragon.... dragon is the god...... a new moon... the next new moon comes on February 9th...

[dusk quarry]

your name is literally ashton okay. you understand... lol

[surreal knot]

finally the eye update

[sour shuttle]

I hope it’s a lunar new year thing

[carmine dagger]

It is the year of the dragon.

[queen jasper]

hahahah yea !!

[plucky totem]

Full moon, werewolves confirmed

[stone gull]

🛖 More Huts/Tents/House designs. The Dragontide Tent would look sick.

[dusk quarry]

tahts a new moon though

[inland ice]

that's a new moon though

[sour shuttle]

Year of the Majiiiii

[plucky totem]

Shh

[dusk quarry]

anti-werewolves

[onyx venture]

Actually they said ... expect the January Dev Update blog to be shared by this week. It'll include things like when and what our next patch will be So, we might not get the patch this week, but .. the dev blog will hopefully tell us what the status is regarding these major bugs and the patch 🙂

[inland ice]

werewolven'ts

[round obsidian]

there’s no more moons allowed in anything, always pitch black at night time sorry everyone

[vapid bolt]

well considering the article already came out saying we’re getting lunar new year maji market it’s kinda official

[dusk quarry]

the wolves turn into people

[surreal knot]

twilight update

[vivid otter]

maji night market hype

[ornate stone]

Can you even imagine what a weremuujin would be like? No thoughts behind those eyes. Making scrinkly coyote noises at the moon.

[vapid zinc]

Mines stuck all the way back at silver-winging it 😭 Its going to be like finally being able to pop that one finger when this bug gets fixed I swear

[worn igloo]

maybe the patch will come Feb 9th because that's when the next new moon is??

[languid flame]

That clearly means be can build a dragon palace reaching all the way to the moon.

[narrow mural]

I have returned from the deep delve of Facebook photos to try and find more but my niece takes too many pictures lol

[round obsidian]

slams table that’d be cool

[worn igloo]

I'm unfortunately perpetually aware of the moon's location as an astronomy fan and a persona 3 fan

[stone gull]

12th year of the lunisolar calendar, is this year now.

[surreal knot]

zeki quest to give him moon rocks

[median lichen]

I cant get friendship 4 with hodari if i cant hunt a single proudhorn sernuk 🥲

[solid kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o7jYORkmf4

[young saddle]

Is everyone else seeing a moon? I don't see a moon! Lol

[timid notch]

🐉 🌑👁️ 🛖 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[astral sandal]

me trying to finish sifuus level three quest

[dusk quarry]

its a dark/new moon

[astral sandal]

please im barely level two at hunting sifuu are you TRYING to make me suffer

[surreal knot]

i got a proudhorn sernuk the same day i got the quest ☠️☠️

[timid notch]

Dragmoeyehut 👀👀👀

[surreal knot]

[ornate stone]

Eye wallpaper for houses. Finally. Just when I was thinking I was sleeping too well.

[hollow vapor]

I get it. A dragon named moon moon goes to the watch tower!

[dusk quarry]

moon moon

[inland ice]

misread this as your sifuu-hunting skill was only level 2 and i was like "when was this update?"

[languid flame]

Ah, no, this gives me too much Portal vibes. Don't give him moonrocks... or lemonades (limes! whatever)

[sour shuttle]

👀

[astral sandal]

thats amazing omg

[solemn bear]

"When the moon hits your eye..."

[dusk quarry]

need three Taus on a teeshirt now pls

[vague granite]

Ping wasnt about romancing sifuu update

[surreal knot]

biblically accurate angel is the cryptid they talk about that’s in the forest