#💬│palia-general
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as long as there are no shells, i am the allergic.
what do you mean you're not in the cult lmao
until its done larry
tamala
roughly an hour
12 hours
Of course when im ready to play palia its down
I was asked to join the cult 😭 do I not get to be part of it?
It's expected to end soon, but could be a little while yet. Check https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680122964418660 for updates 
You gotta go through initiation
i prefer tish or kenyatta over einar 
Bye i was asked NOT to join the cult 😭💀 

one of us one of us one of us

oh no.... lex had a stroke
Thank you!
how do I be part of the oneness? ;u;
I talk to einar more, propaganda is working
no one has mentioned nai'o tho
you didnt dm me for the invite tho?
no mention of new outfits in the Dev notes, will there be?
Someone said they'd kill him so there
I'm sorry I'm neeew I didn't knoooow I'll dm now ;u;
This is normal 
its ok to follow the crowd froma distance and not be guilty by association
LMAO WHY
funny how nai'o sounds like no
they mentioned Jel's shop as a geographical point to where to buy snowballs so it's something (?)
I wonder if we will find out ||anymore about Tamala being in the order from Subira||.
pretty sure they simply surprise us
Cuddle marry kill...
there were new outfits in the pictures so i think we can safely assume so
Naio is just to... How to make this less painfull XD... Hes too naive... Maybe
its obvious its true
Will we be getting another announcement when game is back up?
He's a Himbo
Killing naio would be like killing a puppy
Thanks for the INPUTS on the outfits! 
Tish is worse than Nai'o
She already said the stuff we found ||was really hers and not her grandmother's||
he's Nai'o-nough
yup i want to know more also.
im crying this is too funny
are we getting the new patch on tuesday
Servers are up
When are we going ot get to do flow magic?
Yes, when can I telekenetically grab a chapaa and toss it across the map?
When you can climb walls with no issues
never 
I went to the restoom and yall tried to go ask OTHER MOM about pebbles
But I love my random twerk breaks
When they release new Einar content
Unles we humans are more afiliate with magic Maybe never? Subira said you have to start with magic as a child.
I will ask God if I have to. Don't make me 👁️
Probably before we get a half stable game. So there's that
This is so accurate this is what it is.
My character is just taken over by the beat
we materialized from a void fully grown, who says we didnt
subira will do the magic for us in the future im sure! 
Already IN Palia
Well to bad for u hes not ur shep otherwise you would have gotten some XD
YES AND IM SO UPSET!!
i think that our new tool, will be magic balls thingsy like subira was wqearing
im always in palia, i decorated a place in my dreams one of these days
My balls are already magic
are we there yet
servers are up and its 3 min to grove time LETS GO
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT I kinda just processed this
she went straight for the heart with that one
brb nuking my whole game to make Jel my everything this time including my shepp
my fiance: what are u giggling about over there
me: hehe balls
LOOK ITS WEIRD TO ROMANCE YOUR MENTOR OKAY
Flow is stored in the balls.
Of course the moment i look up at my pc screen i see THIS
tHeYre CaLlEd RuNeStOnEs
Just in time
What? i couldnt read that

More people would probably know that if the new NPC wasn't blocked by a bug ya knooowww
It's literally the closest I'm getting to marrying him at this rate
Welp time to play Cms while i wait LOL
puts finger away from delete all button yeah yeah is weird who'd do that pfff
what have I walked in to lmao
No its not. Haven't u seen all the movies where student falls for his/her teacher XD
switch realese wheeeeeen?
"holiday 2023", which should mean "soon"
tomorrow
In fact I have and this is why I say that okay

Since we all got time, anyone know about a activiation removal method for ipad?
im in game and its grove time no one here to help me cut um.
christian music stops
SOB how is it midnight already i must get back to drawiiiiing
LATER YALL 👋
Storm making me sleepy, cant play Palia, cat scream 
It's 2am i should sleep
Einar is literally a ball
do you know what version software is running on it?
i am once again... asking for gif perms to be back
let me check, 2 sec
Einar is magic?
He's an orb, he's ponderable.
is this why my gifs arent working? welp that explains a lot
woah taking a while to get to Bahari...gonna miss the grove at this rate
Someone draw pondering my galdurs
you have to earn them back
But we're funi!
Bc many or most still aren't. Officially it's not even up yet
#📢│palia-status said it was taking longer than expected for this patch so some of us arent back in yet DX
GIF perms 
they announced its taking longer too i think
I'm gonna morb
Should just not put end times. It jinx's the whole thing
An update at least 3 minutes before the time they were supposed to be back? That seems unreasonable. What kind of mmo gives updates?
Germs, if you will
i can do them in discussions but poor general 😭
I'm in!
I'm having withdrawals
SAMEEEE
I ponder Einar every day
is this sarcasm please i need the sanity
same
i yearn for the mines
same. Just came back after a month break and hooked again
I'm in but can't get home. Things aren't working properly might want to just sign out for now.
Same!! I get done with work and cleaning just to find out i cant play 😭

I'm starting to shake and sweat omg
Funny stickers in exchange for gif perms, yes no?
could just do like other services do and if you think it's gonna take an hour you say two hours, then people are happy when it's done early OR you have a buffer
omg your name! yes i approve
They gave an update saying its taking longer than expected
I guess I chose the wrong time to make an account...
oh nooo 😦
so honored to have your approval 🙇♀️
You chose the best time. Now we can explain all the reasons why you need to love only Einar.
Ooof....but i swear that this game is soo worth the wait!!
It'll be back up, this is surprisingly rare. It's worth the wait, though.
this is a PERFECT time this memory stays with you forever you know
lol
I cant pick between tish and Jina for love interest is poly a thing in this game!?
Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Einar?
You have two hands : )
Yes
same thing happened to me actually when i made my account
you don't know that
Will the new Shepps be announced next week?
YES! Finally a game i can be myself!
U can pick all if them, but honestly just kill tish xd
Remember to hydrate and stretch, dont want to be shrimpin for toooo long 
I don't know if there's a timeline for new player shepps yet, but they aren't in-game shepps. 🙂
Ok let me rephrase:
Your heart can fit them both
oh damn, i got it in recovery mode finally. Let me see if i can fix this
I did my yoga before dis, and I'm sippin' on my water as we speak, hehe
i just started today and as soon as i started hoarding stuff the servers went down 😢
im stress eating sour candy bc of this DX jkjk but im still eating sour cadny lol
Get yourselves a refreshing bepis

Eating food and drinking water after an iron drop so im good
has anyone tried cooking muujin bahari because i was going to try this weekend but im kind of scared
mmm, bepis

im making a fancy eggnog while i wait 
Yes Hoarde more 
did it with a friend, not too bad
oh you sweet summer child
wait stop! i love this!
It’s very easy gg
I managed to get done solo on the first try and I’m horrible at cooking.
I had to have a helper in the kitchen it was to hard alpne
I made it all by myself, I was scared as hecc, but I did it 
we will ask all of S6
you'll be fine
im so excited to hoard all the things. i had already made a chest just for the occasion lol
Did it on my own, if your timing's good it's not too bad but the extra oven gets in the way 🙂
it depends on how you handle cooking
is game up again btw?
i find the recipe fun but I was pummeled for thinking so
got a grove in before it crashed again lol
not yet
I tried twice today for star quality muujin bahari but failed 😄
Do not fail.
👁️👁️
when are the other two bundles coming out at the shrine, thinking the next one is air.
oh no!!!
Tried the muujin bahari, cried 
cheers, i even wanted that to be a lie if it was up since i got the ipad in recovery finally 😛 xD
Next one was confirmed as air in the dev update that came out yesterday.
For me it was ok, people who are slow could potentially have problems with it.
winter update brings wind one i thinkk
Muujin Bahari reminds me of Gordan Ramsey's beef wellington, just remember... he will be upsetti if it is RAW 
Haha well if anything these answers make me look forward to it to see what my experience will be 
lmao i have such a hoard ive only been playing for a little bit but ive had to like save to get the leveled up chests bc i simply could not exist and with the standard 8 chest inventory
cant wait!
and snow
i was frothing at the mouth waiting for servers to be back up idk abt yall
Yess.. I eas thinking as well while cooking XD
i was in for a bit then crashed again
so cool!
same
same
dude i was chomping at hte bit, had my cursor at the ready for the exact minute it went back up when the notif happened
They're not fully back yet, so you're probably still going to be frothing for a little more.
oooo O.O upgraded chests 
mine crashed in the middle of a grove chop
I'm frothing at the mouth and sobbing. I need my drugs (palia)
[Muzak playing over a low quality speaker]
i need so much cashola, i'm so poor
Sorry all, I ate a mushroom and the world crashed
25,000$ to get the recipe, ive upgraded half my storage so far
twice at ft grove. really need the wood rofl
oof
Hey everyone! I am new to the game, I was wondering what everyone thinks of it?
Palia is life
I live in Palia....
Einar good
I live to be poor
I need to start using it, I have over 200 planks 😅
Been playing since Aug, it's a great game.
im sure ill get the recipe eventually
As you might be able to tell from the comments, many of us are addicted.
Not a huge fan of chasing down animals to kill them, but other than that I'm hooked.
Awesome that's what I want to hear. I was unsure for the first few hours. But it's getting better.
it’s literally my favorite game bc there’s so much to do
since download i have played at least 3 hours everyday. i think about palia when im out with friends. i have downloaded it onn their computers. im in brain rot
if you have over 200 ft planks please donate rofl
If i could play palia instead of work. I would
Personally i like it. A little buggy atm though
Love it.... On waaaay too many hours a day LOL
ive genuinely never had a game capture my attention this intensely, it's my favorite game
REAL
Aww MAN!..... Grove with 8 trees at Flooded Steps... we were cutting down tree #3.... Server went BACK into Maintenance....... Son of a ... Bishop! 😭
So when is Palia coming to switch 👀 on the Nintendo site it still says “November Holiday”
it is very buggy tho, the chapaas be disappearin.
I got the iron chests yesterday, and will probably be full again today. I need to actually do things with people instead of just collecting mats
fun as heck....go too hard and burnout out kicks in like all other games.. lotta possibility hee its up to the devs to make it great and give us tools we need to florish
game is great, but the community is even beyond that

I am very thankful for the positive reviews. Thanks you guys!
200 FLOW PLANKS!? BRUH
I got in, was cotting FT, and lost connection, so evidently they still working in this maintenance update
I usually forget to check the ghift thing. I almst never ask for stuff because I firget it exists
It hadn't come out of maintenance, or did you miss the update saying the maintenance period was extended?
we were in thorny, same deal. tree 3 and poof
im almost at 100 f planks? i havent had another need of them yet
Oh Adain! Is this the first we are speaking in palia-general?
can confirm... i did make some mushrooms
Nice to see you hehe
Yeah, same here.. at Flooded steps
There are some days I can do both! Thanks crappy software that takes too long to generate reports!
Welcome to Palia! Been playing for awhile now and I love it, bugs and all. So many fun things in the game and you really can play it your own way. Hoping you enjoy it too!
this is cassitiny
i was trying to block someone the first time the game crashed today like i clicked and the whole thing shut down i was like DAMN
What the heck thats such an old message hahahaha
nice to see you too 
@mortal ice thank you! I hope so too!
Oh! Hey! Long time
I work as a teaching assistant so no palia at work
ADAIN HI
I wouldn’t dare cooking Muujin Bahari 
I was naughty and played today instead of working for a bit. >.>
I've had that happen last night!
einar gonna be the bestie
einar is my beloved
hello 
Teach those assistants to play some Palia 
Einar has a cult
We did it with a few people.... had like 16 unstarred ones before we succeeded 😛
not the robot again. 
he doesn’t and i could care less abt him
listen😂 i was trying to find my meme i created here #🎭│palia-memes message and i only searched my name by mistake and not my logs and your message was the first that popped up😂
i promise im no stalker
I am chained to my desk. I have a work laptop and my gaming pc. I am just a paper pusher. No meetings. No calls. Just emails, reports, problem solving
It is funni, I made Starred Muujin Bahari alone, but have yet to make a Cake alone 
🤣 theyre 3. But they tech kids so i wouldnt be shocked!
it should be mandatory to cook all the food you put into the game before you add it
20 people for 1 recipe in a 25 person server! We literally have to beg neighbours to leave their plot to make a party for it....
same here
Same
my best friend, emma, (she just downloaded the game) was convinced bc everytime i talked to einar i was like "EMMARRRR its like talking to you i love you i love einar play the game pls"
When I saw that UI tho... boiiii I was sweatin
gunna pretend i didn't make it solo to support your point 
It's ok, i can understand why someone would wanna stalk me. Also I tried to take the mushrooms but they went to the void (and also also I love that meme)
I'm gonna make Starred Muujin Bahari on my own but first I gotta build a crafts shed so I can rearrange my kitchen to accomodate this Food Network Tier Level of cooking
I’m genuinely staring at my laptop so hard waiting for the servers to go back up lol
I mean, that -can- happen if you want, I guess...
its safe for 3 year olds XD
i was omw to finally romance reth D:
Starred Muujin Bahari shouldve have been a Whole Roasted Muujin with and apple in its mouth when I Placed it....Such a disappointment with all those ingredients!
But I just got home and wanna play Palia :'[
I set up my kiutchen kinda like a 'U', so I can keep an eye on the other stations
I GOTTA MAKE ALTON BROWN PROUD
Dont forget to give "Kudos" in the social panel to the people who step up and call out the bad actors on the GROVE.... we have some amazing folks out there....
bashing up stuff in ESO while I wait
damn i guess i gotta make more
right?!!? i was pretty proud of it😂
Does kudos do anything
Only if you want piles of mystery mushrooms showing up in your pockets
i also did this one... i couldnt stop that day it got nerfed #🎭│palia-memes message
yes, I want the whole team to play their new patched content fully so they can critique it between themselves first, it's good to discuss how things feel to many different people
ohhh did not understand kudos was a thing
Also interested what effect kudos has...
I've been wondering that since game launched in closed beta XD
am i the only one trying to romance nai'o 
Has anyone romanced any of the characters yet and can give some insight on the gameplay for that ? 😭🤣I haven’t gotten that far yet but it’s killing my curiosity
climbing sux. that's all i want fixed atm
kudos does nothing and likely never will, ignore it 😄
Think I wasn't clear enough: needing a team of 20 people to make any recipe on the game is not required, but it certainly can happen if you want.
"Einar in the morning, Einar in the evening, Einar at supper time".
The gameplay is simple
You romance Einar
You happi
It is
I usually lurk 👀
anyone wanna play with me in paila
I already got nai'o lol I don't know why everyone hates him
Only muscle no brains, ull get him fast XD
when the servers come up ill be ready
I got him too
I already romanced Nai'o too!
if the servers ever go online
It's very similar to the Friendship quests, with different gifts. Usually the end gift is a picture of the Majiri you are romacing to hang in your house/bedroom.
on that, 20 is the people you need without doubling up, if you have people do multiple tasks then it can be 15
still the point is servers are limited to 25 people and I've had 15 people parties ask in server for people to leave the server so the party members could join.. lmao
i have romanced them all!
yoou can romance multiple?
are we there yet
Romanced Reth and Hassian, my toxic kings
That’s so cute omg
I mean technically me too haha. It's not because I want to though, if I had the choice I would hang out here ALL DAY but you know, work to do and whatnot 
saaame
Im still trying to get Badruu as my shepp! I cant play everyday so its slow going
einar has been the hardest for me to romance and idk why 😂 i feel like his meter is bugged for me. i have every person at max friendship and max romance except einar and the recently introduced hodari (both are at romance 3)
hassain 4life 😽
no, you can only romance einar
I wouldnt romance a robutt in public ...but Einar is pretty great!
robuttkalsjdflksadjfad
I wish my job was to argue with you whether starstones are pebbles or not
(They are)
I always forget about the Kudos thing
Dec 5, announced on X with a photo of next update. https://x.com/playPalia/status/1730286006371545336?s=20
lex get me a signed petition of all of einar cult and i shall present it to the team
I have romanced them all 
And if dumping someone would reduce them to 0 I would so dump tish XD. But maybe ill need her in the future XD
There's two romance pins, I'm not sure what happens if you have two lol if anything
REACT TO THIS TO JOIN EINAR CULT
You can’t joke like that. You know I’ll do it right?
You know that's like, over 50 people right?
same, took me forever
you think i'm joking? 
It's not the people you -need-. You need one person to cook any recipe in the game. I know because I'm not a pro gamer and have made every recipe in the game on my own. But my point remains, you can certainly go for a huge party if that's your preference, or you can do what I do and go solo or small group -- the only time people start asking is if they're doing these mega-parties 🙂
I’m excited for this ngl
nothing, you can romance everyone in the game, but you can only wear 2 pins
Jel is my goth prince 🖤
Is the game back up? No update after the last message:
"Looks like things are taking longer than expected for us to resolve.
We'll share more details as soon as we can."
WHERES THE EINAR CULT IM BEGGIN
When will Zeki be romancable, I want half furry children uWu
Jina Romance ... is so stale...im only in it for the material objects
I hope the travel bug is getting fixed. One month of at keast 12 game hours eaten by travel glitch is pretty bad.
same team here!
Apparently Majiri are poly-amorous, I read somewhere.... so don't expect cat fights and such 😛
I hope we get all the things found in this picture!!! Even though we can't hang on the fireplace. I'm so excited to find my treasure chests, I miss being able to do that. https://x.com/playPalia/status/1730286006371545336?s=20
Romantically, im team reth. platonically im team einar
You’re not even in the cult lmao
what did i read
Jina won't take ANY gifts from me. Or the library lady, I can't remember her name
do it.. ill sign it
Caleri?
Im devating between Hodari or Hassian to become my bf lol
romancing nai'o and kenyatta at the same time is adorable, especially nai'o's part
Caleri? I want to romance her.
@low zinc
Gimme Einar Cult access
Started playing like, three ish days ago. Hyperfixating and hype to buy this on Steam. I literally just planted my first hot peppers and I want to romance Kenyatta, my clear soulmate. 🤣
Literally same
welp i am now 😂
All Hail Einar
Apple jam or silk for all
Is there an achievement for romancing all available npcs?
Dm me for Einar cult invite lmao
why not both 🙂
Yes Caleri!

Im dating all of them😂
same
how yall doin?
Highkey tryna romance Tamala tbh
I'm not sure they realize how many of us there are lol
Look you made me do it. Wait for it lmao I WILL gather signatures but you have to promise you will follow through
choosing between single dad or tsundere. the classic struggle
so it is possible!!! good
Am I in einer cult 😯😲
where do I sign this petition
consider this my signature 🫡
I hope you're prepared for this lmao
einar gonna be the shep and nai'o da luva
VALID she looks like she's love my soul back into me. LOVE her vibes
I could have swore I saw a christmas decoration on a storefront or window in Kilima yesterday???/
you've brought this on yourself
Too bad there's a character limit for Communities. I wanted to create one named "Knights of Non Compos Mentis" ('Not of sound mind' in Latin), but it didn't fit 😛
what i can promise is AN answer but idk if it's the answer you're looking for
where's that change.org link lex?
Bro it’s a server lol
if we can accept that deal, lmk
Rightttttt like gimme magic potion beauty creams. I also love her house
That's MORE than fair
im signing the petition because Einar was my first friend but also becaue I wanna see where this goes
Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
muhahaha
Nothing a riot cannot solve trust me
The cult transcends being a server
throw in einars straw hat as a reward to makeshift acomplishment and there's the possibility of settling this 
HER HOUSE is the prettiest thing I've seen in this game so far!!! 🤩 Magic and potions and books, oh my!!
okay but let's keep at a peaceful riot for our dear mods tyvm
✍️
Still no updates on a switch release? Originally was said holiday 2023 but looking less likely 😦
anyone know how long the server has been down?
I dont get the madness behind Hodaddy...dude is always complaining about his back
That's still the current info, yeah
since 6
Righttttttt!!!!! 😍😍😍
Now that sitting is a thing (but apparently not on couches), how about laying down on a bed?
about an hour and half now
guys.... i learned a good way to keep water in plants
About 1 1/2
right? my last name in game is brewholder so i need her.
its perfect, i love her furniture set
Indeed. Represent properly or ELSE. Mom has spoken
I want to make my house just like hers
Well thats going to add some time to my house completing
It's been down for 400 YEARS....oh wait...I just feel like it has been. I'm not having withdrawals...you are!
its been 400 palia years yes
Friend, same
first add a potato in the middle of the plot of ground
people taking it as an invite to throw it out
I want a greenhouse wall for my house.
I dont like Tamala, she used Hassian, bad girl looooooool
Am i the only one who NEEDS Tish's hairstyle for my character?
I feel this haha. I just love her vibe, her house, her fashion. Like she just vibing out in the woods minding her business- slay
Just watch some YouTube, you’ll be okay. 😂
my crops are rotttin i must check
Does anyone else experience graphic glitching, like around the reticle, or sometimes on the camera where the whole screen is a solid color?
personally i think it'd be really funny for whoever is working on the servers right now to have this discord channel up on a big screen for everyone to watch
Pls I just want Werelex's stickers in the server. 
and place your other plants somewhere else
Wow it's so busy. Almost like the game is down or something
has anyone gotten thru yet
No sorry Einar cult exclusive 
were all here slowly dying
They just sitting there thinking what have we done 😭🤣
Wat we want is an extension of Einers cave, that goes underground, and he has a gigant aqarium of gill'there, and thats were we can hold cult meetings ingame XD
I just want to check my plants and house..
YES
Nahh, can't be
omg i want an invite plsssssss
DM me then
So....are we getting santa hats?
Same
the only good thing coming from this for me is my new room will probably be done building when i log back in XD maybe...
RIGHT im torn between liking her or kenyatta more bruh theyre both hot
Can the Einar cult get a mention on the wiki page? it's basically canon lore now
BOTH
AGREE. They are both my soulmates. 🤣
unless the server downtime doesnt count.
TEAM HODADDY....
I hope we can create miniature snowmen on our home plots. 😌 Snow chapaa? Snow sernuk even?
fr fr
tish has grown on me cuz i love green.
Kenyatta is awesome and probably the most normal out of the whole cast
that's me im the shoutcaster
are we still able to play palia or is it still on downtime? 
Tish is my fave ❤️
I’d love to hear Eshe voice concern over humans idolizing Einar getting out of hand.
"and the chat goes willlddd"
That would be sooo cute
And @low zinc is cult leader. / Hail XD
I hope beyond all hope you're playing circus music as well
after hassian's heart bc I like the chase
Hoping they are back up soon 😩 was hoping to grind getting some trees before bed
i would cry and i have really dry eyes so thats effort (the slowmode is killing me)
Same.. but she keeps calling me a pet and giving me ridiculous tasks. She may not be worth it 😛
Still down for now! But you can always move your mouse around and tap keys like you're still playing. It's almost like being there!
did you stop reading? its been wild.
you just have this up with Yakity-Sax in the background 10/10
for full immersion blast Einar's cave full volume
i need to upgrade my axe
the memes for last night's incident was great hoping for better material for today's
I so want us to be able to get plumehounds that travel with us but also that we can build a relationship with. So if you don’t treat it well, it gets sassy with you lol
Benny Hill music while waiting
Benny Hill theme intensifies 🤣
LMAO thats what ive been doing this entire time!
I would love if we could craft our own plushies too. 
I missed the incident 😦
but how can you stand creeper Jel....worse then Hekla!
Im here for some fairy lights though
so i know we were blaming legion for the crash last night, are we blaming him for the extended downtime too?
wait what happened
Was it the whole like 70 ppl in queue to their house?
tempted to see if i can crochet a creature from palia (i have adhd and no math skills pls dont count on me)
Default blame
back to baldur's gate 3 in the meantime I guess 
Excuse me, mommy Helka and I have grown very close over the last 72 hours. 🤣🤣🤣
Can someone explain to me what happened with Legion
Hey I'm new I was just wondering when server will be back up saying it down for maintenance and don't really know where to look for the info
Stop the more I keep seeing Asturian clips on TikTok the more I’m deadass considering buying it 😭
the way u know u grew up without enough affection lol
server crashed, they had to do a rollback
he's babe. I dressed up as him for halloween :3
He got blamed for everything. That's basically it. I think he was still being blamed earlier this afternoon!

hekla has a special place in my heart- ALSO IM RESPONDING BC COOLDOWN ouch i get it my dad left for milk but pls
But why was he blamed im confused
@verbal lynx thank you
Jel is goddam amazing
is sad i was feeling togniht lol now i am stuck to play genshin 
NP 🙂
The https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680122964418660 channel has everything as it happens -- best place to look for updates on stuff like this!
Jel is a vampire change my mind
maybe I should go to therapy again
listen i told him not to break anything but now this is happening so i guess he gets nothing but lettuce soup from reth for the next week
hey, till when is palia in maintenance?
im so vampiresick 
a cute one
my therapist quit on me after A session
No idea!
It's running slower than anticipated -- check https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680122964418660 for more updates as they come.
I support this
Since it's "unplanned".... the most accurate answer may be "when it's done"?
Who the heck is Legion anyways
why are kids so accident prone dude
👁️ 👄 👁️
we are legion /j
theres one plus to this down time. i get a break from catching the longnosed unicorn fish 😭
the sever mainets is typing
he never leaves his shop until sundown then walks the beach at night never sleeping
a killer from dbd
There is not enough enrichment in my enclosure...
this sounds mildly concerning?
kids.
kids.
hey you yes you...you cute
kids suck at doing everything.
hey who wanted to play with me?
no kids are so freaking accident prone
lmaoooooo
Im so confused
kids are so helpless like dude how did you not know that scaling that ladder was a bad idea
dang chaapas are chewing the wires again huh
Several people are typing...
Rip ran to the status thibking omg yes finallllyyy
I wish they were putting the patch in rn
are these real questions😭
Asher, the real important information:
Did the devs promptly jump into a tree after scratching?
pov: me, my 2 year old brother climbing my bunk bed to jump onto legos
same
You were far from alone 😭
Seriously!
maybe they are??... and we just dont knwo it 
yes we are all typing away on our laptops from atop flow trees
My sons little brother went and got some vaccinations today and he's been home for 30 minutes and already climbed + fallen off something and bonked his head and fallen down a couple stairs
I'm getting the axe.
axe at the ready
No worries! Thanks for fixing the bugs . We complain but it’s appreciated
These Devs are so great! One of the first crews that doesn't just say, "We are having difficulties." and then leave you hanging for 12 hours. At least they are trying to stay in contact through announcements! 🙂
the only time I eat or drink is when the server is down
like dude you've already been stabbed today and now you're actively being a gymnast with zero training wyd

I approve of this.
bugs in trees are hard to find
find the muujin and make some solo muujin bahari STAT!
Im deadass eating yogurt rn while I wait 😭I was like oh yehhh lemme actually settle the hunger in my stomach jajaja
This actually gave me time to make dinner 😆
is still a beta and the dev lisen the community they are the best

99 bugs on the wall, 99 bugs, take one down, patch it around, 105 bugs on the wall
Please go and nourish yourself. 🙏
The server ran out of Focus
come oon why tonight TT I have to sleep infront of my pc because my husband is sick TT
i put chicken in the oven at 2 am so im good now
What kind of outfits are we getting for the holidays? An elf? A cute red dress with white fur trim? Santa suit?
So it’s not just me who’s been neglecting to eat enough since starting to play this game? 😂
agree
YUP
I love the muujin, are super funny, when 5 climb on a little tree hahahaha
Anyone else order the Chapaa Plushie? 👀👀👀because when I say that’s what I’m most excited to receive as a Xmas present to myself, I’m being so fr
Totally hooked
Welp it does really look like im not playing palia tonight im out LOL
SING IT ALONG
I did! I'm so so so excited to receive it 
I play good video games to stop me from over eating.
I got myself a candy cane McFlurry while waiting. 
LINK NOW PLZ slams credit card on the table
where did you get a chapaa plushie
tbh I'm sorry I didn't order it now. I went "nah, I don't need a plush chapaa" and then I promptly got every plush chapaa in-game and went "maybe I need a plush chapaa" and it was too late.
I love how many updates we are getting on the status 😊
ima make one with my left over yarn me has decided
Stoppp😭😭😭😭😭😭
#notakeouttonight
those pesky Muujins can do acrobatics to get in the trees, and that invisible so and so pushed me off a cliff... but the chaos of the hunting is exciting..... although there has been less cyptids to catch, maybe all the running around has them in hiding, I am going to consult with Elouise......
yeah we appreciate the updates guys
I’m cooking dinner and trying to keep up with general. It’s going as you would expect 
After Chappa Chase I knew I needed a Plush. But for reals.
99 BUGS ON THE WALL!
Just a small town girl...
Living in a lonely worrrrrld...
She took the midnight train going anywhere....
are you sharing
don't burn the foods!!!!
The other night, after hunting Bluebristle Muujin for DAYS..... we were cutting down a flowtree, when an AVALANCHE of Muujin of all varieties fell out. We went lunatic Hawkeye on them and when the dust settled we had downed at least five Bluebristles.... That head looks good on my wall 😛
I think it may have sold out 😦 they announce it all on their Instagram though
did you get enough for the whole class
Everyone in kilima wondering where all the humans went and why they havent seen anyone in a whole day and half
PBJ sandwiches in this time of need
ive eatten half a pie during this downtime lol
if you bring snacks you have to share with the whole class as a friend of mine likes to say 
just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
eats faster
The machine wasn't broken? Shocking.
took the midnight train going annywheeerrrreee
(South Detroit really isn't a thing hahaha)
Servers still down?
TAKING THE MIDNIGHT TRIN GOING ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!
Yep 😦
Are the servers working?
yes
had a teacher say this to someone and the next day they brought a sandwich with peanut butter knowing 3 kids in the class were allergic. teacher didnt ask him to share after that
No
JUST EAT IT! EAT IT!, IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS BOILED OR IF ITS FRIED JUST! eat it eat it eat it.
😭yup. I went online just now to find the link for you and than saw it was sold out and I was like omg no
I WANT A BRIGHTSHROOM PLUSHIE
Hey are we still in beta?
hhhh i GUESS i should eat and be productive while its down
i have idea.
Weird Al = ♥️
yes
No blud check #📢│palia-status
Yeppers
I would like a phenoix plushie
I did that and now I'm doing diamond art while we wait to log back in lol
as the devs said when they were doing the update
EAT SOMETHING
DRINK WATER
STRETCH
and don't forget to check #palia-status for updates
Shout out to Asher for updating us even if it’s just for more waiting. Updates make me feel not forgotten about. Communication to the players is so important for a game and Asher never leaves us bored or without an update of some sort. 💖
BF playing his vijo gaims while I stare at screen
No...Soft launch IMO
👁️ 👄 👁️
CONSUME
HYDRATE
UN-SHRIMP
ALSO doing diamond art while I'm waiting!! I mended some pants earlier. 🤣
YEA!..... KICK IT!
Ok... its hurtling towards 1am. I'm calling it a night. Have a good one everybody!
sorry !
I ordered the Chappa Plush and also Hank from Bear and Breakfast Plushes this year. I regret nothing
im starting to have withdraws
1am where?
Aww thanks ❤️
ditto
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT... TO PARRRTY!
Ditto
I appreciate the effort!
i love that this discord is so helpful ❤️ so nice to come here while waiting for the servers
Night folks! Not sure when things will be resolved soon, so it's more than okay to call it a night. Palia will still be here~
whats ditto mean
1? its almost 2 am
I just got a steam deck and was looking forward to enjoying it more on my couch
I'll still be here..... emotional music plays
London, UK (it is 00:42 here)
It means "same."
I want more in game plush. One of Tau?!?! I will cry
the Einar cult will still be here too..... we'll always be here.... always
Same
Henloooo
tau plush
There is a tau isn't there?
Tried to get on for the first time since the new update to find me some muujins… now I’m sad. Will wait.
Keep playing 🙂
2am? it's almost 5pm
THE CHAT GOES SO FAST WHAT
bro i swear to god
CAN WE GET A WEEE IN THE CHAT
so what you're saying is your heart will go on?
Time to get ready for nightshift. Later Gators. Keep the flowtrees glowing and the stoves burning 🙂
there is a tau plush ingame
Are you saying we need a longer timer?
1:43 here 😄
to much plp waiting for the server come back 
nah its 1:43 am my guys XD
Time zones
pogger I NEED IT
For all time. Always
5 pm?? Why do you guys get more hours than me
100% would buy Tau plush irl, he's the bestest boy.
"Every night in my dreams..." 🎶
How do i get the tau plush in game
i had no idea so many people actively played palia!
do you guys want one? cuz im drawing (?)
Right 😭
yeah we like to play
WEEE
This is why Einar doesn't take starstones. WE need to fish them up from shipwrecks, not find inside other rocks.
here in quebec is only 19h43 pm 
thats what im saying XD
You have to || complete his lvl 4 quest ||
Level 4 friendship with him
What are you drawing?
@stoic fjord me either!.
you have to befriend him
I just joined the discord, I never see this many people online the game!!
We hide in small groups of about 25, so it's hard to count us all 😛
I can't hear this anymore without the broken recorder version playing cuz of memes 
Oh ok thanks guys!
It can be hard to tell while you're playing because it's a max of 25 people on a server at any time, so it seems pretty mild - but yeah, there's hundreds of thousands of people in this Discord.
I'm playing it right now
ugh, is it down for maintenance again?
UGH same lmaooo
comissions mostly, cant draw jel atm 😭
we be lurking in the shadows
sits in the corner rocking..waiting
Thank you to @fervent ingot for telling me about this server. Happy to be here
I’m hoping I still have all my stuff. >.< I had picked up a couple rooms FULL of furniture and it was slowly scrolling into my storage.
jel is too cute..I´m melting
I’m just saying if they threw a Palia Con. I’m there
im just going to assume its down for the rest of my night and cuddle with my hubby ❤️ yall have been fun
ME TOO. I mean I'd probably be involved in planning it so yes but ME TOO
i started a few hours ago and i love this game, but now i have to wait for the servers:(
same
palia is love palia is life
so many pings....
I would venture out into the terrible outside to go
I forgot to drink my soda and now it is flat. 
Your name is
.
I did for like 4 mins (enough to harvest & replant) then I got the "Lost server connection lost" message.
Hahah plan it bestie. Let us know if you need help because the way I’m dropping my credit card on the table at that event and refusing to look at my bank statement after is so real 😭🤣
imagine someone making a robot dog and making it look like tau

lifesize Einar animatronic when?
Najume could make a robot Tau
I will take all and any ideas for feedback 
what's with my name? xD

If you could build the Palia Con of your dreams, what would be in it?
IM PICKLE RiCK! but yellow :/
possible
🕤🕢🕠🕟🕞🕝🕛
Hodari 😉
I have can lids for just such an emergency.
me u.u
A soup buffet.
Rocks
fertilizer plushies
NAmetags should be shaped like little pebbles.
VR Headsets
Jel and Einar.
we need a wood chipper please, to reclaim materials from furniture ❤️
O.O ayyy
Some way for chappas to terrorize the entire con
Einar merch pls
Oh, I would have a booth set up with "starstones" 
a Jel collection
BRIGHTSHROOM PLUSHIES
A ball pit, but instead of soft balls, soft starstones so I can chortle and roll around in my wealth
I do alot of diamond art lol. always have some on my desk
Tamala's potions
have the elements keychains
Rum Ham is a stellar reference and I appreciate it.
not the tumblr ball pit again
WAIT theres merch?????
Life size version of the foragers koi pond so I can walk across the bridge IRL
so like foam pit?
no hahha, it's a compination out of 2 names xD
reth's food stand at Palia con!
Omgggg Game Dev talks, lots of plushies and merch based on the game, art books, Palia soundtrack CDs or exclusive QR codes. Best fan art competition, a baking event where we try to bake some of the stuff from Palia, and a station where you find your Palia Gemstone and get an in depth idea of the kind of path you could take/ who you are as a Palian
Ruby-carved Chapaa. Life-size. 
Zeki's machine so I can toy with RNG but irl 
"I'll start a new character today. I'll have plenty of time to go to Bahari and get the iron and heartwood I need...."
I want a derp dog plushie!!
MY path is CHAOS
Irl Tau and Kitsuu plushies plz
except maybe skip the lettuce sou[
Is there any new stoves? Tired of looking at that rusty heap in my kitchen!
finally home from work after a long work week down for maintenance D:
Hi all. Haven't started playing yet. Not in the best PC situation. Does anyone know if we have an idea other than the stated "holiday 2023" for a release date on switch?
Resin starstones with a bag to hold them
Do you at least know the reference?
It's fantastic!
Palia goal cosplay: Encourage crafty fans to show up in outfits/hair styles we'd like to see in Palia one day!
definitely noted as feedback~
Unfortunately nothing announced beyond "holiday 2023" yet
IRL froggie bucket
I always get nervous that I have to hit it each time I use it..
medals for the skills! (like pins or something?)
their is already palia twitch emnotes on etsy
idk how to use discord...
Irl froggy cardigan and socks
is the game still down? i just woke up
I wonder how many people with white dogs would dye their dogs plume colored so they could cosplay as Tau
Loveeeee
nope, no clue
I will need a tetnus shot after using it lol
ship Ashura and Sifuu
Ugh. I'm so sad @red gust I wanna play so bad.
oooh i was thinking maybe there are activity booths themed after each skill, and you could collect all the skill medals as proof of participation
still dreaming of taller ceilings in the rooms.
Im just hoping its still happening. My wife and I are excited to play together while chilling in our room
THIS WOULD BE SO CUTE
I need a mobile version of Palia
but il figure it out
There should be a multiplayer experience where you have to beat the stove and it starts a timer then everyone “cooks” their part and you compete in teams to see who earns the most points. Prize is obviously a celebration cake.
LOVE THIS! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 you could also invite indie musicians to get involved in making the future of Palian soundtracks
i love this
omg Bahari Boyz
I feel this. I want my hubby to play, but only one pc in our house so we are waiting for the switch drop too!
it would be so cool if they added some sort of hanging lights that we can craft

anyone wanna talk on discord with me?
a stand where you build decoration like tish
Master Chef Palia Edition 🙂
Waiting on Nuroo to enter the game. Cuz young Ashura was 🥵 and I love a man in uniform.
I totally understand -- and I want you to play too! You'll love the game. Just... be patient a bit longer, hopefully they'll have an announcement soon 🙂
I can make music for this game ❤️
he could be nice to create plate to put on wardrobe kitchen 
we need palia merch and plushies
ooo i have time to make some rice
matching kitchen sets WITH matching prep oven and stove!
Which in-game character would you all cosplay? 
LOL
Yes I am giving the devs all my cheerleading support to hope they can resolve things~ But it's important to give them a comfortable space, one can only imagine the stress they're under 
we are too! i gotta fix up her computer but till then we are sharing and with it being December ive been hoping for a date release soon
Tamala !!
i need irl chapaa hat
I need the Maji Market again, I missed out on recipes.
Should make the IRL plushies and a Palia cookbook
Yeah i need one of those Palia hoodies i think a dev posted one time. I wanna rep this game hard.
I have been neglecting my other games too much. Almost everything in Steam needs an update.
omg a palia cookbook would be fabulous
all the hugs and support to the devs!!! FIGHT OONNNN
Sameeee I can’t stop talking about it
Bruhhhh how long til the game comes back . UGHHHH
yes!!!
Any idea when servers will be back??
Got so excited about the notif rip 😂
I'm an officer for a guild in ESO lol I've been playing more palia, but the guild master made a palia guild too.
i will buy all merch!! do we have any updates on the chapaa plushie shipping??
this is the first game ever where ive been able to customize my character with EXACTLY my hair and im literally :0
Look up Danny Devito Rum Ham.
I'm sure you'll at least find a clip, but it's a classic episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I have a shirt that says Rum Ham because of it!
I just miss the game, it is what I play while I work till midnight:(
relax they do their best plp 
Game will be back when it's ready
Once I get caught up on stock and orders I might need to try and crochet some things from the game.
Everyone relax they're adding Einar content please be patient
I should make some more tea...
my fiance just said my cat smells like kid energy
I want to make an HOA guild. You will be inspected!
someone explain
Very important question, but do you think Reth would like Pineapple Pizza? 🤔
Our devs work so hard for us to enjoy it ❤️🫶🏻 Thank you devs!
Rum Ham! 💕
Ooooooh. I had not considered doing crocheted chapaas until just now.
I can't wait for snow!
My dog as well
pls no hoa 😥
Is the game still down?
No but pineapple soup tho
unfortunately
yess
What about a color changing lamp of spice sprouts and possibly the other flowers
@red gust lol you're welcome then!
Omg if you have a store let me know. I would defo purchase Palia crochet stuff
I've been hoping that a forging skill would get added, with Sifuu as our mentor.
Raising the skill could open up styles for our crafters, or recipes for faster/better crafters.
same here!
milksteak
Please more women guild leaders there's only tish now
It bothers me xD
i found a pic where he is on starry night from van gogh xD
My sister crochets :0 I could ask her to make me something
delaila for husbandry yes yes
Well, the person who runs the town is a woman. She keeps it from devolving into chaos.
Anyone else wanna be able to buy tonics from chayne and tamala?
CHAOS!!!
alchemy from Tamala!!
Guess I better get back to work so I can do the fun stuff then!
are the cms eshe
I do have to admit that if healing ever comes into play, Kenyatta is an immediate possibility for a healing skill point.
I think that would be cool!!
i think i have to rename myself
Yes and she's doing a grand job
tamala tonics would be so cool
mel, do we have any updates on the chapaa plushie shipping??
how about adding a big buff woman we can romance?
I want potion and beer making plz
You'd have more luck herding cats
Tailoring with Jel, maybe tinkering with Najuma and you could discover all sorts of different new recipes depending on what mats you combine.
or herding tiels
such a great game
Nah, I'd say own it.
It's a good thing.
At least you'll be in on the joke if someone mentions it!
eshe thrives on chaos let's be real why else is she out on the hunt for trouble every night*
I need potions to increase rgn chances
I was just going to say how I hope we can really brew new drinks someday from either obtaining recipes from Tamala (or Chayne). Makes sense that we'd have those some day since there are so many different types of plants and herbs in the realm, and yet we can only harvest few of them. 
LET ME TAILOR WITH JEL PLEASE
Insomnia?
The only chaos here is how completely messed up my sleep schedule is because I adore this game
no me too its so bad
facts
Not sure if this has been asked don’t yell at me 😂😂 how long will this update take its currently 7:56 pm est I just wanted to hop on and water my apples 😂😂😂😂
I've resulted to picking up Doodle like a potato now. She doesn't like it, but she still lets me do it
i wake up 2 hrs before work every day to play lol 6am
I wake up...time to check my crops
YESSS
Hold birb gently like hamburger.
Unfortunately it's well past the time they expected for it to be done, the chapaas apparently went rampaging through the servers and it's been delayed
is it worth me sleeping or will it be back soon?
okay sir, i will
I work from home so I am able to play my whole shift
I wanna pet tau
You have my unyielding support!!!
i juat realized my crush on Jel is getting too real 
@manic sonnet whatcha do?? And are they hiring?
Let me find something and I will post it in #💬│off-topic-chat
Thank you I’ll be sure to shoot those chaps extra tomorrow 😂😂😂
I would also love to be able to place starred plants and flowers, like a starred heartdrop lily on my desk. 
Embrace it, his voice actor is music to my ears.
We'll all go on a chapaa rampage
I would love to be able to play the game
I can't wait anymoree 
I'm an online student currently but once I finish i will be working from home myself!
I finally got my apple tree and todays the day for apples I feel it 😂😂😂
Are there started heartdrops?
me, keeping palia locked so I can get all the palium to myself:
So say we all.
ohhh, very kind of you
Its working
its the cute and shy personality for me 
lame, why aren't you taking out all the rainbow butterflies 😛
I wanna play 😦
I know briar daisy don’t have starred versions
YES
I tried less than 50 seconds ago still maintenance
you think I can AIM
woooo YES!
im in!
I like his sassiness to fashion
I am loading
YES!!!
I pm'd you!
Yeahhh
I'm in!
theyre in ashe 🫡
man, it's cold out. let us in 😭
Yup I'm in
ok bye
anyone wanna play with me?
WHYS THE CHAT GOING SO FAST🫠🫠 I need my glasses 🥺🥺
YES
pizza magic worked
[Hacker Voice] I'm in
I’m in! Thanks everyone for the updates!
YESS ITS BACK
Login successful, but am at intro char window w/7 palians ahead and the running chapaa.
Not at this time, no. 
And so everyone leaves the chat and palia geenral returns to the usual Einarposting in a bit
40 palians ahead of you
This was fun chatting with you all
nooo 41 pals ahead of me!!
JEEELLLL I´m on my wayyyyy
1am for me so going bed, catch you soon xD
16 pals ahead of me
Let peace return
Noooooo my husband just hopped on the pc 😂😂😂😂 someone lemme know how the new update is when you get in 😂😂😂
Ive got 71 ahead of me lol
Trying to log in. 36 Palians are ahead of me. 
Order has been restored hahaha
Is genchat safe yet 
only 40? thats nothing
90 PALIANS AHEAD OF ME
@reef shard friend I haven't seen you for a while, how are you?
