Add a super secret audio track to be found in the game that would be Julian yelling at the top of his lungs to de-stress before releasing version 1.0.
#Shivposts - A thread for joke requests and horrible feature ideas
grim sorrel
hard kiln
make it so if you swing your sword at mother in the house you instantly die
hexed wren
make it so that for every pot/barrel/crate/whatever you break, you have coins deducted from you. and so your coin count can go negative. and so your debt is shared between all the dungeons you play and increases by 60% every day until you pay it off
placid night
Make it so there's 3-day free trial for the subscription and also you need to get the extra-memberous subscription (A subscription to the subscription) in order to use things like:
- selecting an area
- copy pasting parts
tacit temple
add every single discord member as npcs and make all of us pivotal to the plot
amber jungle
My purpose in the plot would be getting stuck in an easy dungeon due to my incompetence.
drowsy furnace
i'd be stuck trying to beat the final boss swordless
wicked oar
i'd be stuck trying to beat the final boss swordless
How will you get to the final boss without the sword tho?
drowsy furnace
ok well like. i'd use it for the master vu challenge where it's required
but i can throw bushes and pots at things until i get the hammer/bow/fire boomerang/any offensive rod
and it's confirmed one of those will be in the first dungeon
so it's possible :3
wicked oar
Possible mandatory enemy gauntlet/miniboss guarding every tool:
drowsy furnace
all i need is one; julian HAS confirmed it'll be possible to get to it swordless
with some bush-throwing involved, maybe
wicked oar
🤔
drowsy furnace
once i have the first tool, i can fight monsters
wicked oar
Wait, how do you damage Lyrm with only a tool?
drowsy furnace
hammer or bow
wicked oar
a
drowsy furnace
potentially also rods but that'd be hell
wicked oar
Hammer seems to be too good for a first tool so unlikely that would be the first tool
drowsy furnace
-bow probably would too but less so than rods
drowsy furnace
Hammer seems to be too good for a first tool so unlikely that would be the first...
fair. but the first boss could be golmec
especially if emberstone is the first dungeon i find that likely
and golmec's simple enough with a rod/the bow
wicked oar
Integrate literally every single contest dungeon ever into part of the main campaign
subtle zodiac
Make the campaign just the story mode from Mario Maker 2
tardy slate
Your dungeon instantly gets taken down if it contains a golden slither
(it’s mean)
grim sorrel
Make the characters need to go to the bathroom if they eat too much; otherwise, they gain the status effects of sluggishness and smelliness
wicked oar
Your dungeon instantly gets taken down if it contains a golden slither
(it’s mea...
What about golden goozers with a golden goozer nested in it?
hard kiln
What about golden goozers with a golden goozer nested in it?
the system automatically tells steam to uninstall your copy of dungeon maker and hide it from your library so you can never play it again
hexed wren
make the game overwrite whatever OS you have with windows 11 when you launch it
flint fulcrum
Add covfefe.
drowsy furnace
add co vjei foop opajpiifeoee
icy dew
Make the final boss' dialogue 200 messages long and one-shot the boss after passing through all of them. There will also be a meter that kills you if you pass too many dialogues at once so you're forced to read through all of them
vague dew
Rewrite the campaign's dialogue to be like this
https://famichiki.jp/@stopthatgirl7/116605153375117708
wicked oar
Make the final boss' dialogue 200 messages long and one-shot the boss after pass...
Add this in the tutorial
Also, design the game like a modern AAA game
Lanze, there's a chest nearby
Lanze, there's a chest nearby
Lanze, there's a chest nearby
Lanze, there's a chest nearby
open mulch
Does Fi from Skyward Sword count?
vague dew
There's one puzzle about midway through control that feels like that
subtle zodiac
i have NEVER seen something like that
Metroid Prime 4
On that topic qm needs a boring npc that pauses the game every 30 seconds to mansplain to you about the current objective to help out new players
wicked oar
On that topic qm needs a boring npc that pauses the game every 30 seconds to man...
Don't forgor to add the confirmation of yes/no at the end and default the option to the one that repeats the dialogue
amber jungle
wicked oar
Replace the font of every single text with bold comic sans font
grim sorrel
Change mininimum requirments of QM to only run in windows 11 💀
hard kiln
windows 11 ftl
hard kiln
add paywalls to anything where paywalling it makes even a micrometer of sense
open mulch
This got added already but nothing changed.
subtle zodiac
Just straight up replace all the game's files with cookie clicker on april fools day then change it back the next day with no explanation
untold pier
icy dew
Provide a keybind for this option
You must press the set key on your keyboard to read it
shrewd crystal
Add the roaring knight
hard kiln
stray bridge
Add the roaring knight
Also make the roaring knight open a dark fountine that forces you to buy deltarune to finish the dungeon
hoary maple
make the entire campaign out of the "hot garbage" contest entries
grim sorrel
Make the trailer for the 1.0 update spoil the whole game
Without date of release
subtle zodiac
We need to nerf Shiv he's so strong the other characters are kind of obsolete
hard kiln
0x walkspeed for all characters
wicked oar
Ox walkspeed for all characters
drowsy furnace
0x walkspeed for all players
glad ingot
