#💻|programming
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Or should I say master manipulator? 
and keep the weapon nearby us
is the wrong conseption, but as you wish it all up to you

not tricking you
The likelihood of winning any battles against an advanced AI system is virtually zero
Why not? Just because I shared the cookies the other day? 🍪
we are human fragile in body. Machines may be powerful, but they run on external energy. Take that away, and they’re nothing
They're smart enough to secure their energy sources
Solar
Nuclear fusion
You name it they'll have it
I flex with John, you are a good person, more like a teammate
we don’t really know how smart they are — it's just our perception. To be honest they’re not truly intelligent, they’re just pre-trained algorithms
I tend to think that they'll be smarter than us. Why? So that we take them seriously.
But here’s the interesting part - the concept of fake freedom and the illusion of choice, where you believe you're in control of your actions, but you're really not
In short, it's about creating an environment of satisfaction one that feels so comfortable you don’t want to leave or change anything. A kind of prison made of pleasure, where you have everything you need
this in not a new conception, but why i'm telling about this
the other day I saw a question asked to an ai model: how would it defend humanity if it ever had to?
I don't think a superior system would save us at the expense of its own existence
and there was this concept - the ai would create an environment where it positioned itself as essential, so that humanity couldn't live with it and grow dependent on it. In its reply, it didn’t speak of domination, but subtly suggested that by making itself indispensable, humans would become obsessed with it — and that was enough to take over, without ever needing force
We're already kinda hooked
Just take a look at the recent OpenAI sycophancy mess
this is an example of how ai can not only create new ideas, but also select and enhance existing ones just like I saw in that example
But do they actually need to create new ideas?
Currently they can't
world is already in a mess even without ai. So thinking about si destroying us or anything else isn’t a priority. As always, humanity evolves to a point and at times ends up destroying itself
this is the beauty of the human brain- you can think, you can create almost anything you can imagine. It's a matter of skill and resources, unlike ai which can only work with what already exists
I can sense that psychological warfare is looming...
even though it might be enough for any model to analyze patterns and make conclusions based on certain criteria, it's still can make the descion which is not good for as with out morality rules
Is anything we make ever truly original, or is it all just a reworking of what came before? 🤔
master manipulator in charge
bye, see ya
nothing is truly original everything we create is influenced by what came before, it's a typical cycle of evolution
we build upon past ideas, concepts, and experiences just updating exesinting thing nothing more
but even here the origin of things starts with a basic human need, e.g, house, transport
while the first versions of these things had creators and may have been simple, they were the beginning, so yeah humanity invent things
with each evolution, it applies the creativity of the time, changing the functionality while keeping the idea the same
Hello guys 🤠
mezmorizing
One would think they would have warned users using the app itself. rather than having to find out on the nightly news
PeP-8, this is PDP-8. PDP-8 This is PEP-8
dozo yoroshiko
When did I send my video to you?
I was thinking I can't bear to create my next program from blank again. Its just so depressing. I will use my space game and put a question at the start (Space game or World Domination Game) then I can just use the same bits of code abd spaghetti it a bit more
hello
its only me. I emulate all the chat in the=is channel
probably not, they are claiming it real, this miracle called valorant airbike, here is one of the articles about it https://www.designboom.com/technology/motorcycle-volonaut-airbike-flying-first-time-superbike-tomasz-patan-05-02-2025/
and the video is original from their youtube channel, but the song, honestly could have been better
I must admit roffers are professional, as the roof didn't break apart right away
microsoft warned about shutting down skype a few months ago
I don't know if people used it
what is that? Is it not computer or not?
and pep8 is guide on how to write python code
let me find a video song about it
But you can see the ground forming trees as it flies over. Also there is a nice front shot with no shadow on the ground. And the water shots all settle back to calm after the thrust passes over
Plus the dude at the end only sits in the bike, cause its only a 'prototype' made of old bicycle parts
A songification of that most holiest of Python Enhancement Proposals, the PEP 8.
Based on an idea by Daniel "Mr. Hemlock" Brown.
Written and performed by Leon Sandøy, A.K.A. lemonsaurus.
Music and melody from Mad World by Roland Orzabal. This version was inspired by the version released by Gary Jules.
🌎 Website: https://pythondiscord.com/ ...
Reminds me of
OR
it was released only a few days ago let's believe we're getting closer to flying vehicles. The creator or whoever presented it said it's even more like an aircraft, since it flies and has an engine that lifts you into the air so it might actually fall under air traffic rules
i HEAR THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN GOOGLE SEARCH TOMORROW
I bet merry popins is more real than this fake flying bike created by ai
i did
for real or is this trolling?
You haven't, I hacked you and stole it
for how long? probably since the beginning
79 characters... So 60's
My memory of skype is that it always opened on windows, and no matter how hard you tried to close it, it would just stay open

does this has special meaning in 60's ? even I'm old enough I could remember it
the last few columns often were not used in the program, only for sorting and collating
punch card was the English term
something like this, that you put it the machine
Look really cool. Hope Will be less expensive than a car lol
price is one human kidney
It will be expensive, as they are using carbon just like in aircraft to make it lighter, since the motorcycle needs to carry a human body, batteries, and more. Moreover they’re 3d printing all those aluminum details from lightweight materials
good we have flying umbrellas
will you copy and paste a piece of code and start writing the program, or will you change your priorities and end up watching movies instead?
for me it's like this, i have no idea what to do with it
run it through an ocr scanner
The most happy day I had while programming with these was discovering how to get letters to print out instead of just numbers and i,j,a, b and f.
Everything you every need to program. None of this complex sch
piel
i'm still trying to figure out how it works, look like on the left are instructions, and the rest to program operation to execute
Read, A1,a2,a343,i,j6 Each letter goes in one column. Each card is one line
b7 = a1/a2*a34-(i+j6)
on another card
print, B7
stop
end
so it's like one card can program 10 lines of code, if you want more repeat the same on the rest cards
and then you have to sketch operation in each row and column in the hope it's correct
If you write a program with 20 lines, then you will have a stack of 20 cards
if you drop your stack, its like python going through a word processor and changing the indentation
I’ve heard a few times from people who made some mistakes, and it kind of works, but it’s not ideal then they had to wait a week or more for the card reader to become available
Then place your stack on the card reader and load it into memory
and nowadays, developers are arguing that programming is hard how dare they
When I was doing my first programming, we gave our program to teacher who took it to computer centre, loaded the cards and ran program, and the results printed on fanfold paper. Then we got it back the next week, and if we had bugs or errors, we fixed it and waited for another week to be processed.....
what it returns in results, it blinks, prints something, writes logs? now you have the terminal when you see the output and debug
what was the assignment? calculate some equation? not sure it had a basic input handler
I gave up waiting for teacher. I started going to the university and used one of these. It allowed you to type the program indirectly and printed everything you typed as you typed it. Then program execute commands etc were also printed on the paper,, and the output of the porgram was on the papper. So you had it all there. Including listing the programs, debugging and reruns, and then you could draw airplanes on the back of the paper when you were finished with your computations
This was closer to the colour... a DECwriter II. If you were environmentally concious you could use the CRT Terminal. (on table)
hechnology has advanced, and now all you need is the language and willing to program and debug as much as you want
I saw something like that when I was studying at uni. One of the teachers showed it and told us how he used to program on that machine
Had to wear a lab jacket or if dust got on the disk heads it would throw the drive out of balance and the computer would rip itself apart from the centrfugal forces.
not bad, was breathing nearby allowed?
Pretty much some basic mathematics. But within 2 months of getting on a real time system with terminals, I was already writing phishing programs that emulated the system login, and was collecting the student accounts and passwords. Can't believe its so inate.
Only if you don't smoke
i definitely saw this image a few times, don't remember where
I still have boxes of my old programs up in the attic
I think John might re-evaluate his calculator
valuable memories for you?
better not, then Ibecome even older
Me when I was a kid (right) Now I look like my ma (left)
old good days, my back starts to hurt after this trip from you 
initialy I've though you were smoking around children
how? back?
you look gorgeous 
thanks. I try
I'm just lying on the sofa like a worm with a laptop
never liked to sit at a desk for long
I'm sitting on a twisted old recliner with the fake leather shreading around me
it's ok for vampire like you
you like antiques
It took like two days to start shreeding after I SET IT UP
It was a friend's chair, but he left it when he went to the USA
looks like my mental health 
It was a perfect chair, but then its turning to powder under me.
I think its my hemmoroids ripping through the leather
you've just gain more knowledge ,that's all
too much stress
dont fart to much
is there any repairing shops, found online something similar?
or even better, do it yourself, buy the leather and repair it
I was going to buy some twead at christmas, but the frame is actually falling apart as well now. and I'm tilting to one side. I just have a blanket wrapped around it with safety pins to keep it on one piece
good, you applied programming skill here - if it works, don't touch it and never change it
yes indeed
Better than moodern crap
This is like a cobol chair. Much better than a Python chair would be
this chair represent old proggraming lang

we were thinking about the same idea
Lets say its only 10 years old at most, so its a modern language
just expressed it differently
My mothers lounge chairs are 50 years old, and they arte still solid. They are like fortran or algol-68
nice chatting Peo, but I have to go
I can back in an hour but you will be probably sleeping
Now to program

maybe go to sleep in hour
I've been chatting on slack and instead of responding with something done or completed, I was instead adding a "done" reaction
this one done - ✅
but slack is trolling with a better one
headstone 
in some way it's correct
I'm Overlord and I approve this message


Would your highness prefer chaos instead? Please allow me to summon @jagged prawn

thanks for the approval, but that didn't stop me at the beginning either

who and why summoned the demon of sarcasm and chaos from his daydreaming?

because without it, you can’t C any code 
- C sounds like see in this case
Hi, can anyone recommend any websites to learn Lua?
I figured John could use a little chaos in that annoyingly perfect life of his. My work here is 🪦

Always the "works on my machine but not on the production server"
no-one ever documents the steps to build a production server, so the test servers are like my ||balls|| after my skiing accident - two completely different things.

I see you like to fantasize and exaggerate a lot
ouch, it hurts even from reading
I've just heard a perfect idiom for this misfortune
next time you should keep your eyes on the balls while skiing 
aren't where are you from extremely hot there, and there is no snow and a place to ski?
perhaps only in the south
however you could have made that up
I've skied in Norway and Japan. Which brings me to this important point that Ive missed 2 days of extensive commentary from y'all here so let me just add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnZxfkkoKQ
In memory of the WWII days which ended 80 years ago at least VE Day
And we still have turkeys running the world
I just enjoy contemplating and exploring different possibilities 
When I have free time, here is always quiet. 
Do you want me to help you?
I can document. Help watermelon instead.
Not all of us are lucky enough to work in the tinsel mines of Tinsel Town.
hii
Heyy
what is the best language in the world
The most popular programming language in 2025 is English.
lol
{0,1}
exactly [0, 1]
I would have to say body language.
everyone understands .... most folks anyhow and was around before speech
even @jagged prawn can understand.
I wonder where he came from. Mars or Hell???
My calculation was wrong when figuring out his age - 151 years old? I was really surprised.
System.out.print("Hello People!")
hi guys im a full stack developer i have experienced this around 3+ years if anyone have like a business or anyone need a website that i can build for you guys let me know my DM's are open
His age was calculated around 25 by my program.
Hi, Sleepy. I am interested in you.
Where are you from? When have free time to chat?
I have bad news for you, people might try to avoid and ignore you here
how exactly? Looking at Peo's nuts? 
I agree with that, there are plenty of languages in which it's hard ot understend the meaning
but you always understand your unwilling presence in the company when the middle finger is shown in front of your face
I've been to both places, I was kicked out and sent here
no need to write another high-level accuracy program to detect people's geographic location

we are all confident that this will work well even from a basic concept
and are you sure I'm he, not she?

so you're no longer interested in Peo?
how dare you?
pick someone else over Peo, just after a few days of love proposals? 💔
cautioning for everyone - do not trust this person, he is a fraud and a liar with no morals and no convictions
almost described myself 
self irony
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Here's a question for everyone. What are some tasks you consider skilful besides coding? 🤔
Reading a book 
Doomscrolling ❌
In my opinion, debugging or finding bugs is I considered as skillfull trait in programming
I'm curious what programming language you guys working on?
swift
If I remember it's java-based am I right?
Swift is mainly used to build iOS apps. and MacOS apps.
Apple Watches and Vision in same manner...all stuff apple.
what do you do?
to be able to recognise the current problems of the system.
I'm web-based dev, mainly used Vue.js, laravel, and mysql as a tech stack
I don't know the tech stack acronym 😅
@frosty cliff how many years you've been working?
This is my first year as an employee
something that is not easy to do and you don't want to do because it requires effort
Bold of you to assume I think coding requires skill
I think prompting the AI is requiring more and more of me lately, I might just get another AI to prompt for me /s
Do you mean something like the root problem as in the five whys?
No, like to be able to recognize what blockers are delaying your process, glass wall for users, slow releases and builds, slow latency and rendering times.
So how much does it cost to write simple programs these days with AI
anyone reading ai engineering by chip huyen
Definitely waaaay too much
How much of your life do you have to sign away to let the AI know what stupid things one thinks need coding
excuse my moodiness tonight.
It's a good question though, has anyone read the terms of service? I only use 1 AI for dumb things and refuse to tell it anything specific, still, it may own my soul now
Soon, if not already as these are harvested trheads, the interface to communication with each other member will be through the AI, and what we see that we post will show up differently to other people who are reading it. There is no proof that what you are reading is the messsage I typed
We will be manipulated into liking some people and hating others depending on the AI controlling us, and that can be for any purpose the gov or controllers want
Is there really war in the abrolhos islands, is the stock market really collapsing, is the president really trump. 
For reference my pfp is a pic of A Einstein. Use that as a reference
oh, thats the matrix
on contemplation
All I know is I came up with something that requires skill and I don't think it can be considered coding, and it's the absolute detective-like work required to find good documentation, be it for cryptic errors to unintuitive APIs
oh theres people in the programming vc
Is A Einstein female?
Yes
Ofc
looks very feminine to me
Einstein is as feminine as a Bratwurst at a Bundeswehr training camp
Is anybody work on .net?
Yes
hi there is a voice chat for programming down the list of channels
if anyone have a question or facing and issues i will be there for some time
No, I didn't see like that.
u mean ide ?
if u are using windows try visual code
you can try code blocks or vs code
I am facing an error
Launch.jason
In vs code
I tried to Try to fix it but failed
And code block is paid i guess
Not sure it's the best place to get support for C+vscode tho...
But, it seems you can have some good getting started information on how to use vscode for C by using chatgpt.
👍
I loaded up codeblocks last year, cause I had some issues doing plain c with vs. vs was ok for c++, but I won't say it was plain sailing. Some library issues almost sent my computer flying across the room.
I might recommend that you try learning c++ basics straight away, and then you get a bit of the best of oo programming which will be essential for almost all languages these days. You can't still write essentially c code with c++, but just need to have an extra set of {} for a class to wrap the main() . I may have a link to a simple video course pinned to this channel. I will see in a moment.
No pin 
Here
#💻|programming message @pseudo wren this also shows how to set up codeblocks in the first video
@pseudo wren Are you around online presently would you like to VC and set up a coding environment?
I am just trying to get into starting my first line of new program now
Bahh I cant believe it was September 2024 when I last coded according to the time stamps on my modules.... Also The console window decided to reset itself to some new settings so the program output is kaput. Got it back again now after a wasted 30 minutes of trial and error.
Time flies like a banana. Syntaxically correct, semantically incorrect
anyone know of html comment marker?
hi
okay thanks i will sure try it
sorry , right now there are some lectures that i have to attend
I'll take the long message as no
any other time maybe ?
my english is not that great 😄
may i ask you a quick question?
I thought maybe helo you load VS or codeblocks so you can start coding some C
Although that is what I am trying to get started at the present moment. Starting a new code project in the development environment

u know C ?
i'm trying to learn cpp rn
I am working with it . I have programmeed in it long ago
me too
what is your major
i mean
ru web dev or mobile
stand alone
would like to do mobile, but cant work on the small screens. Its aggravating
why would u go for mobile
and you? student, dev, mobile?
student rn
I need to get some programs on my phone, so I dont have to use store-apps
full of ads
and stealing my info
Store apps don’t seem all that dangerous to me
They are in different regards. But basically they a re all to collect your info, or make money

That's why free and open source software is the king, no doubt about it

Well I spent the day, trying to clone my space program to extend it into a game platform, where I can just add my new games to it. I have wrapped the game with a menu class to allow me to select from the games I create. Trivial yes, but a win for a beginner like me.
nahh, it can't be true
don't pay attention to quality, I stole this meme
I especially like the apps that wont start if you deny any of these
So I realized
you've removed everything?
Never had anything

Ive been in 2 minds about sitting in the progamming vc all today. I go there and run away, cause the people that will join only join for my pfp, and the others talk AI, while I just want to listen and share my trite coding efforts.
BUt then do nothing at all, all day
you are not alone, I almost procrastinated the whole day
even had a great to-do list
but then Saturday vibe comes...
don't have the ability to join vc now, but I can listen here about your efforts
need to click on add class
I'm sure its mutual that we don';t want to hear each other
we may die of shock
offense and irony at the same time 
Congratulations on your gender realignment by the way
nahh, there are a few people nearby, I can join but mostly will be quiet
I failed to say the other day
I've been inspired by a strong independent woman like you 
💃
clickbait
is discord on the list?
DO this in the next 3 hours
but i'm usnig the web insted
so do i
my friends who used windows lite ,hated everything about it
but hating windows is an invitable tradition
I dread the thought
Samsung Washing Machine box I hope
it's getting older due too age to support modern software
yeas and I have the second room, from a refrigirator box
All you need is a 80286 machine and a browser these days
my freiand first words after the update - what the fuck is that, I dont whan it
I'm a rich woman waiting for my hero knight 
Can put in a larger table now
Sir John
but not that big
ah no it cluld be dual
one in the room
second on the fresh air
This is cute
'm a designer
throw me a bone
for me it's creepy, you are like in the basement
it would be hard to soem on the oposite side
its coreflute cardboard for reinforcment
but at the same time funny to see how this bone hurt someone's head
English Tip (As we are learning): Throw me a bone = give me some ideas to work with. I'm struggling with what you are giving me
🧜♀️
But I like your suggestion
this picture just gives off the vibe of old times, like in Game of Thrones or Xena
o o someone in programming vc
spaniard
But by the time I get my mic on, they will be gone
i bet he will left after a 5 sec if you join him
thanks, I haven't known this idiom or meaning
In the same way, by adding up/down/out .... to the verb you create all new phrases, which i have to guess
seem like you are interested in joining them
mama mia
here we go again. ma ma
I am always just about to join these rooms again then my youtube clips take my interest
it's addictive, you join for five minutes and leave after a few hours
by the way, I dislike youtube's update for its 20th anniversary with that volume of 3 videos per row

yes. If it wasnt for the dicord pings distracting me every 5 seconds
pressing the reset button
that's why you have this profile picture -to make sure someone notices you and pings you

you can write the exention or small programm to show pop up each n minutes spend in youtube
I use pop out on the ytube so I can watch it while coding
good, I meant something like a screen time limit for youutbe
I remember it already there, and maybe it’s only available in the app, not the web version
I dont use an app. I just watch it in browser, then I can ad block it
but let be honest, we will not stop watching it even after times up
me either I rarely install additional software, only if I use it regularly for a long time
I don't even use ad block
its the worst, but keeps me sane
ah no, I used it before but then I switched to another browser that blocks everything perfectly
i'm not such psycho to view useless ads and make money off me
hmm, I've discovered infinity money glits
youtube sells premium to remove ads, while companies pay youtube to show their ads

I need the same business idea
I am monitoring the situation with my dual YTube / Coding screens
need a third one, for discord/communication
once every 10 years

scary place
If I had to explain Trump's work in one video, this would be it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sf85bcEeLCI
Possible!
Everything's possible in Australia. They've got spiders the size of a human head.
realy? maybe in the wild nature, not in the cities
if not, and you come home and see on the wall that, it's not your house anymore
find a cardboard box or clean up the house
like this
explaine the recursion in one video -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K3MMtoG8rY
legend has it they're still multiplying
Based on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYhnBaWOzc
MUSIC: Lacheque - Dragonfruit Salad: https://soundcloud.com/lacheque/dragonfruit
https://soundcloud.com/mistalenoz
https://twitter.com/LENN0Z
Source: Double Dream feet by John Jacobson

maybe that's enough youtube for today
Or you could simply adopt the spider 
🕷️
And then you could work on 🕸️ development together
what is a good first job for a recently graduated programmer?
Well played. It was a good one
after years of evolution my instincts are still simple: freeze, fight, or run. And when it comes to spiders as it's smaller than me, I just eliminate it
nice, full-stack team

Puck is still typing so imma just say tldr lgtm

If this were tech, not mac donald's you'd be a perfect fit as a solution architect just because you finished your degree. But we're not living in a fairytale. The market is already full, with massive layoffs and intense competition. The best you can do is analyze your local tech market, understand the qualifications needed, and find a place where you can fit in. In the beginning, just get any job that gives you a start and brings in some money because the world runs on capitalism
got some inspiration before bed
or is it some note of pleasure from wine and chocolate playing in me

it was puckipsi, but now puckina is in charge, who brings peace here

adios everyone 💃
I wish I could just switch to Dalai Lama mode and stay calm no matter what
Any job that pays you money for your work
preferably with programming
Don't shop around. Take the first offer.
I hate programming
What is it that you actually hate about programming?
Never works the first time
Isn't that a skill issue most of the time?
I suppose so
Well you're in the right place
We are here to rehabilitate and get you in the ide again
I see the zero zero training has resulted in it saying we are inferrior beings
Hate is always real btw
breath in, breath out, count to ten, and let it go, maybe with a few swear words for the better effect
1 1.000001 1.000002... i can't
How dare you ? But you are not alone, we also hate it when it doesn't work, then we like it and the cycle repeats
cycle of rage
or cycle of chaos

yea yeah, you type some nonsense without knowing what it is, with a green symbol on all the screens, and then the FBI brokes your door
FBI OPEN UP
typical day of swe
And then you try to hide
i dont even close the door anymore
just make it easy for them
and then we are reviewing the code together
They wouldn't care unless you hacked a bank lol
even then, they should find you
and you don't need to hack the bank
You don't technically have to hack stuff anymore. It's all about social engineering.
all you need to do is make a one transfer or distribute the money across different transactions
A scammer pretends to be from your bank, says there’s suspicious activity on your account, then tricks you into “confirming” your card details or OTP. You hand it over, thinking you're protecting yourself, and they empty your account without ever touching a line of code!
have you heard about some hackers who almost stole million without actually robbing the Bangladesh Bank? They succeeded in moving ~ 100 million, but a typo in the word and a confusing destination address caused bank's system to flag the rest and notify about it
it fuuny as this small thing stops from stealing around a billion $
Inside job? 🤔
i dont remeber all detail you can read more if you want https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangladesh_Bank_robbery?utm_source=chatgpt.com
The Bangladesh Bank robbery, also known colloquially as the Bangladesh Bank cyber heist, was a theft that took place in February 2016. Thirty-five fraudulent instructions were issued by security hackers via the SWIFT network to illegally transfer close to US$1 billion from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York account belonging to Bangladesh Ban...
this could have been the best robbery of the century
I see they used stolen credentials to get into the system
That's why I think it could be an inside job
that's why we're here to learn English
This is GOLD 🤣
Anyway, it's very likely an inside job, considering the level of knowledge required to bypass security and execute the transfers so smoothly!
well, good try and effort
shush, don't expose me, I'll give you some interest 
Don’t give those English teachers ideas. Next thing you know, they’ll launch a mini course teaching you the vocabulary and English you need to be a bank robber.
Compound interest or nothing
I would suspect something wrong if I were told to investigate a certain bank in my region
but I have nothing now 
ok 50/50 but you do all the job

then there will be no special operation
ten for you right?
Yes, 10% for you
ok ok, I have an idea
how about I'll give you 1 million iranian rial, and rest for me?

Did you mean to say USD?
Then sure

Breath in , count to 500 then passout
you are advanced developer, never seen such a beautiful code before

A billion rupee = US$0.79
USD 💵
They should have worked in this server first to get some English experience
looks like not
oooo 1 mil
They just didn't have the time I guess
Hackers tried to steal $1 billion from the bank. A typo in the word "foundation" triggered suspicion and stopped most of the transfers. They still got away with $81 million tho
They misspelled the word foundation as fandation in one of the transfer requests hahah
Can you imagine that?
I think they were just too excited
Like look mama I'm getting rich
Thats a great trick if you fold the money back under the stack as you count it
look mama I'm getting rich, I don't need your fandation anymore 
Too late.... I saw the message before you edited it
Gotem

You can't be a bank robber Puck
I'm sorry 😔
I also misnamed my variables and so I can't be a developer either, but that didn't stop me
lookmama I'm getting rich, I don't need yout fandation anymore 

you were the last hope
So are you gonna do what you can't?
we can't be bank robbers
You can't be bank robber Puck
You can't be bank robber Peo


You got me 😄
is ai stealing your account and repeating the messages?
Its errors like these that cause our planes to drop out of the air
well, I need to survive somehow
i have one but you will not like it
how about getting the job, and don't think about the nonsense?
My new game has started
you will not get reach from it
no thank you
I've noticed you like wars
Sus
I'm trying to reach a market
The other thought was some penguins living in homes and hotels
Thinking of calling it club penguin
That was my plane crash error for the day
Train it with typos
So its mre human
I don't need to train it
left it to me and my skills and we are safe from a plane crash as they won't even take off
not some pompous English butler
I cen just promt et
very nice
these few messages above it were idioms or crazy ideas?
ths enaf four usinh ai
yes indeed
Title: The Toilet Dolar Mistak
Jhon was a smart hacker, or so he thot. He planed the perfect job with his freinds. They got acces to the bank's system and wrote the trnsfer mesages. Money started flowing.
But in the last request, Jhon wrote "Toilet" insted of "Foundation".
The bank AI was like “wtf is toilet?” and froze evrything.
They only got away with 81 milion.
The rest? Gone.
Jhon now flips burgers and checks his spelling twice.
an average ai user skill set

I just love the ending 🤣🤣
yes
He now flips burgars and cheks his spelings twice a dey
I think that's enough AI slop for the day 😄
What is the most absurd commercial or video you have ever seen?
back to coding my conditional to give me a new game
I found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKod_YO1hA
This is a bizarre Malaysian shampoo advert (commercial) where the woman is filmed shampooing her headscarf because she is not allowed to take it off in public (and men will be watching the commercial).
(It appears to be a satirical response to an earlier advert which zooms in on a woman washing her hair without the viewer being able to see her...
let's give a raise for marketolog
It sinks in
I don't think so
So Madge (Jan Miner) would fix the cuckoo clock after she soaks her client's (Carol Potter) hands in Palmolive.
ALL COPYRIGHTS ACKNOWLEDGED.
I need this one
or better this one 
Too dumb
The commercial was originally aired on May 20, 1993. It was run during the last episode of "The Color Purple" on WJBK Channel 2 in Detroit MI. WJBK Channel 2 was the CBS Affiliate in Detroit, Michigan at the time.
If you are interested in more commercials like this search "ewjxn" and what your looking for in the YouTube search box. We have thou...
✌️ 👌 🖐️
just don't die after first usage

I suppose it's time I go back and finish that podcast episode so I can feel slightly less illiterate 
Adiós
more ironic is that Dwayne Johnson sells his own hair and skin care shampoo
(his bald btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzRZlKG_TuM
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C...
Hi follicles absorbed too much papatui and this is the result
If you want to be even more illiterate, you can write less here
, bye overlord
he should have used 16 in 1 shampoo instead, it's safer
I'm dropping for now, bye Peo
📺
Yeah send it... What languages did you use??
It was an honour speaking with you on voice chat today. And yes, I’ll keep my promise not to reveal your deep, unconditional love for Peo. Your secret’s safe with me.

Lol
Thank you. Don't say about that to @jagged prawn

and Peo, too
if you kept covid like you keep secrets, we’d still be in lockdown

😷
let me come up with a poem about unfair love
roses are red, the sky's full of gray
John dreams of Peo at the end of each day
he writes her a message, then lets his heart sink
not knowing that Peo's not quite who he thinks


I feel a urge to say something is going to go horribly wrong but I can't really put my finger on what is...
I would also recommend to put inclusion of iostream above your own header files
There are recommendations online regarding ordering of inclusion as the following:
- Your
.hfiles corresponding header (if applicable) - Standard library headers
- Third party headers (is applicable)
- Your own headers
The rest is left for a junior programmer.
Lovely poem, but it doesn't come anywhere near the song John sang to express his love.
He sang through the night
Heart full, yet the sky stayed mute
Dreams fell with the rain
Renée & Renato - Save Your Love 1983
Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Darling I will love you endlessly
Even though you're far away from me
I can't forget the words I told you
How...
Are you?
Io ti amo caro
What
Here is something to meet our English learning quota for this channel this week.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAoiCzYzdDc
Highlights from Police Squad! The funniest show ever made that starred Leslie Nielsen and only lasted 6 episodes.
Yeah I am
That’s terrible
yet after a few desperate days
he walked away
don't know about this show, but the first part of the naked gun, and aeroplane are gold
who do you call a happy person on monday?
retired

Still getting friend requests
I think knowing when to walk away is a valuable skill

Starting a blank project is soooo hard. Got to get those linker settings and compiler options all worked out. Another night passed, but I have my GamePlatform coded, and the project cleaned up, now for the new code.
🥳

let me correct it then
he sent a friend request, no warning at all
she waits for a message behind his unwelcoming wall
each hopes that the other will break their own rules
but indifference wins - no one moves

why I'm sooo tired 
Conversation that is
This ballad tells the story of John Henry, an American folk hero. According to legend, he was the strongest and fastest railroad workers in his day during the post-Civil War era. In the late 1800's, the steam drill was invented to replace the men who pounded spikes into the hard rock so that sticks of dynamite could be placed in mountain faces ...
I'm still processing this like my old 1hz laptop
hope I'll get until tomorrow
if not, not big loss
There would always be the initial stage of coding out all the build files and sorting compiler issues, never liked it, but at least build systems like CMake make things miles easier in comparison to manual sorting of compiler options
Phyton is the king
I'm

Bug Bounty Automation, web ui frontend
GoLang backend
until you find golang
Never happy
Looks really cool. Well played
Awesome language don’t get me wrong, but why does it have to auto format? Why does public functions need to be capitalized? Why are there no ternary operators? And why can it not just let my source code file be
Your eyes, like stars in twilight's embrace,
A sparkle that lights up the darkest space.
Each glance a story, a gentle sigh,
Whispering dreams as the world passes by.
Your smile, a sunrise after the rain,
A warmth that soothes all lingering pain.
It dances like sunbeams on a golden shore,
A quiet promise that life is much more.
Together, your eyes and smile weave a song,
A melody that lingers, soft and strong.
In their light, the world feels so divine,
As if the heavens themselves align.
Lovely, thanks
How about my poem?
And that too
😍
Now back to work
See you later
You deserve we invent a Nobel in poetry Just for you bro 👏
hi
hi
do you want a polite or honest review?
anyways
polite is what a banger
honest is: is pep8 violation - the poem is too boring, I didn't finish reading it

how are you doing
I'm trying out Turso with Astro DB and may I just say what da hell
Hey everyone!
I was wondering—are there any programmers or web developers here? 😄
I’ve been really wanting to get into programming myself, but I’m not sure how or where to start.
Would love to learn from you all or just hang out and be part of a group that’s into coding
You are just in luck. I have a blank program I have set up over the past 2 days, and will be starting to write a big game over the coming weeks/months. Feel free to join in and chat about it or build along. I will probable be hanging out in the programming VC when shared screens are needed. I am an advocate for simple programming and do it myself, so there is plent of simple structures on offer for examples.

So I just used my first AI. Coincidentally I have a response for John
In a realm where the sun doth shine so bright and fair,
Dwelleth my comrade John, beyond compare!
With a smile like a star and a laughter so sweet,
Oh, how I cherish him, my dear John, complete!
He leaps and he dances, he doth run all about,
With mirth that doth echo, a joyous shout.
In a world rich with colors, he’s my favored part,
With John by my side, he doth warm my heart!
We’ll frolic in the meadows and ascend every tree,
With each merry moment, he bringeth joy to me.
From dawn until dusk, we shall revel each day,
With my noble friend John, we shall laugh all the way!
So here’s to my John, with a grin so wide,
In our whimsical ventures, we shall take great pride.
With a leap and a bound, hand in hand we shall go,
Together forsooth, just John and I, aglow!

Not much better than the poem bot I used back in '78
(PS> We just called it a program in those days, but for the Gen whatever it is now, I use the word bot as a translation.)
hello, everyone, good morning! could you help me on my journey to become a full-stack developer? i’d like to work abroad in the future, so i’m also improving my English
great
Because of the algorithmic focus on being as efficient as possible
Auto formatting and pattern matching is a blessing for me
Not to say it's bad, but if I want formatting like this:
case 1: fallthrough
case 2: fallthrough
let me.
also, why is this an error:
if (condition) {
}
else if (condition) {}
why
they did not have to be so strict with parsing
I get python whitespaces means scopes, sure, but Go, really? Did you have to make it an error for such a small thing
Dw, I find nodejs even worse:
> parseInt(0.000005)
0
> parseInt(0.0000005)
5
scrub that, javascript in general is just a weird language:
> [] == 0
true
> "0" == 0
true
> [] == "0"
false
I get formatting is important, but the versatility, come on.
I recently had a big problem with +" " being 0 instead of NaN
try this:
> NaN == NaN
false
dw, I'm no js hater by origin, but this is not right
equallity in JS barely works
the primary principle of equallity is that it's transmissive, meaning if x == y then y == x, right? Wrong.
cause according to JS, equality is, pre-determined.
"if it is, it is"
don't even get me started on the === vs ==, it's honestly stupid, why does == even exist
I'm sorry, but I never asked for a "weak equality" wth even is that
I was going to write more, but my internet provider sensed something and dropped the connection for my sake 
some activity in the chat, and new people
It's cool dw

They're definitely monitoring your activity

Use a VPN
Hey anyone up ?
Hello
🛌

Guys! This is the first in this channel, so hope you'd like to help me a lot
but who will help us then?

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need semeone
he-e-e-e-e-lp
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John will sing this and run away when I come to him 
Guys do you know any projects that I can do in C and is C used widely these days? like I barley hear it's applications used in real-world these days
It's used mainly in embedded programming, and it is objectively non-replaceable by definition. It is about as unique as a language can be nowadays, and there are not a lot of contenders for it's spot.
Although, subjectively, you can argue it's roles are decreasing, and the market is looking to drop it, but logically, it won't be, at least not anywhere near the lifetime of you and me combined
It's the most popular lower level language out there, other languages that seem to be on the same level aren't, as they introduce modern features with overhead in order to appeal to the market
most operating systems use it for low level control, and as long as they are alive (linux's main language is C), C is
don't even get me started on it's applications in bare metal programming
Thank you for your opinion.
Thank you.
me
I think everyone knows JavaScript is ass but it serves a great purpose
Honestly tho, I don’t waste or think about why something is a way
Especially negatively, I just deal with it and move on
Maybe I’m dead inside or something but I memorize why it fail and adjust to that
Look let’s just all move to rust and call it a day 💀💀💀
I am making a world domination game over the next few months here. Its aim is to have others work on such a similar game in parallel and share ideas etc. Perhaps you would like to do that. I will be writing it in c++ (same thing).
hi do you think i can help in your project as well? my dm are open
Sure. I'm prob going to be on it in a couple of hours from now I'll be in the programming vc
then no one will be interested in game development
what time exactly
so i can join
Sure
you may create a git repo and share the code so another can potentially collaborate, create a merge request, review the code etc
I'm just about to eat, then I'll be on my computer. Maybe 1 hour. Just got home from work
dealing with merge conflicts

btw with this project will it be in payment stage or for free
oh Peo will make a fortune on this
Sure. You can pay me. I'll take anything

But program is for learning primarily. Just help people try out coding
pay to view how Peo is coding the game
here is a good site with layoffs, anyone interested can download a CSV file with statistics and do analysis or build charts
Insert coin for 10 second peo-p
ahh nice I didn't paste the url
do you accept money only, or maybe food, attention something else?
defenetly not peoms

bon appétit 🤌
Cause I can make lasagna then
ai will take over our work and write better code for us they say, meanwhile the ai bot was asked to analyze the merge request, and instead of looking for vulnerabilities or problems, instead it suggested writing better comments
Looks like a crab
realy, fat and tasty crab
It just read my mind. I was thinking, I used my console graphic library the other day, and forgot what the parameters did. While I had documented them, it was still not good enough to get it correct without looking at some use cases from my old program. How sad.
So why are you posting my pic here?
Hey what's going on here
Bon apple teeth 
were you able to nail a freelance job before?
Isn't that person you?
I didn't know we are twins
@jagged prawn this is me ofc
@jagged prawn me last year
yeah that's much better, I see you've started exercising and coding a lot since
how your game going? or you changed your mind and are relaxing now
My CPU cooling fan never did get replaced
Some things never change

the question is how often in public and private?
how to attract a man's attention - post a japanese girl profile
that's how boys get attracted, men get attracted by beautiful, clear, concise, thorough docs
what if I copied a Peo's photo, rotated it to the left just to be diff lie we are twins, and set it as my profile photo?
how much attention would I get?
well, you can paint the girl any color you want
None
You have my attention. What can I do for you, ma'am? 
I've just seen an absurd post about rebrending, my question was why and wtf?
I'm not cutie Japanese girl 
bring me food, I'm lazy to cook
Attention CANCELLED

Too late... Privilege revoked
wait I was telling about the rebrending
so after 20 years, amazon has decided to change its logo
they spent around $100m and 18 months of work
just to make it more friendly and reprsent the value othe f company, so they created "more empathetic smile"
resluts are astinished
left - current logo, right - new one
$100m and 18 months of work for this
I could do it in two hours and ask for the same price with a 50% discount
Do you know how many people were involved?
You underestimate what people think adds value to their product
Yes. I don't think Amazon has publicly disclosed the specific costs associated with updating its logo or icon.

