#HSR Trash Can

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nimble condor
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that aint it

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that fucking aint it

frozen lintel
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Personally i dont think the green ship is acc what it looks like

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it's just a metaphorical image

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id imagine the ships look more like

daring raft
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it’s space magic engineering Gaphid

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don’t question it

nimble condor
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i will fucking question it

daring raft
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we’re on a goddamn space train! E_ScaraChaos

nimble condor
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ok

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but the trail makes sense

frozen lintel
nimble condor
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it physically makes sense

frozen lintel
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I think the ships look like this

nimble condor
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the fucking ship dont

frozen lintel
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they dont actually look like an actual ship

daring raft
frozen lintel
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lol

nimble condor
daring raft
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there’s a kid that makes a “space ship” shaped like that

frozen lintel
nimble condor
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but then how can we see the thing

frozen lintel
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aint no way

nimble condor
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cuase

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this has to be the propulsion

frozen lintel
nimble condor
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this is the thing that spews hot plasma to shot the ship forward

frozen lintel
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they have them on all sides of the ship

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I think they mentioned it already but they kinda warp people

nimble condor
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it looks like a plasma shooter

frozen lintel
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into the city

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Like the whole xianzhou luofu is in a bubble dimension

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that's why the skys blue inside

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but outside it's space

nimble condor
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space china weird man

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who fucking engineered this space bending ship

frozen lintel
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Xianzhou luofu

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paint edition

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Please dont use it for ai art or steal plz ty 😌

nimble condor
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the paint series of lore theories returns

frozen lintel
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heh

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Oh yeah whats yalls take on the paths

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like theres obv a dynamic of opposites between abundance and hunt

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are Preservation and Destruction opposites as well?

nimble condor
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ok so

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let me tell you one thing before we have this conversation

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as per dnd rules

frozen lintel
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Oh and then obviously nihility vs harmony/erudition idk

nimble condor
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Every single character in star rail

frozen lintel
nimble condor
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Is a Paladin

frozen lintel
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lol

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U think we'll get aeons as characters

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no shot right

daring raft
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doubt

frozen lintel
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So no obvious op characters for meta huh

daring raft
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they seem as set in stone to be NPCs just as much as the Sustainer

frozen lintel
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damn hoyo is getting smarter

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keeping us guessing

daring raft
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now if this were fgo

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that’d be another story

frozen lintel
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Ok but in fgo the only ppl acc able to get the great characters are whales

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and those whales are prob getting every character anyways

daring raft
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they have like 3 “massive disaster humanity ending” big bosses added. And just recently they added the BEAST class.

frozen lintel
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💀

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Hopefully it's like arknights where we will regularly get alternate forms

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for hsr that would be awesome

daring raft
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closest I can see is maaaybe Nanook but eeeeh. Let’s see.

frozen lintel
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Oh for aeons?

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I dont even think we will cuz apparantly he's the final big bad

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@maiden escarp might like this

daring raft
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but i trust them to not do that much

clear parrot
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Like they didn't all take an oath but you can derive power from your faith as a cleric ig

maiden escarp
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Huh

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YEAH LETS GO CLARA LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO

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SHES THE FUCKING GOAT

narrow fulcrum
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I died to svarog's final phase

frozen lintel
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Which considering they’re doing a region per year, that’s like 4 more years

gray fractal
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I think the city is a ring around the ship

nimble condor
narrow fulcrum
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Man just give me seele already

maiden escarp
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HOOK LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO

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All of the underworld playable characters are peak

nimble condor
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Hook is actually very good

gray fractal
frozen lintel
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Genuine question

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what is destruction

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Like role

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is it just like a mix of dps + preservation?

daring raft
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Honkai: Star Rail Wiki

"The birth of an Aeon gives rise to a Path. The nature of the Paths remains a mystery, leaving us to draw an analogy in a way that mortals can understand: It's a philosophical concept of...

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this was a good help for me as a reference

frozen lintel
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Yeah i get that but

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it seems a bit counterintuitive to me as well cuz like ur building teams

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but ig destruction characters are just "Solo" carries?

maiden escarp
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I see them like berserker enemies in games, where they're a mix of tanky and can deal out some good damage

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If the game's aggro worked based on if that character did a lot to the enemy, they'd be a pretty decent class

frozen lintel
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mmm maybe we just gotta see more characters get released

vivid moon
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yeee

wraith token
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bruh

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genshin + star rail combat

vivid moon
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project nonbinary

maiden escarp
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they straight up just stole some of those assets istg

lament bramble
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Wouldnt be surprised lol

vivid moon
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wait for a beta to happen and people start seeing the mihoyo watermarks on the landscape

maiden escarp
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HOLOGRAM KAFKA LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO

analog pollen
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youre getting to the good part

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(also how did you like the boss music)

maiden escarp
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What boss music

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The cocolia music?

analog pollen
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ye

maiden escarp
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Yeah it was good

maiden escarp
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Madam Yukong o_o

maiden escarp
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the rizzard of oz is in

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Why can we flirt with literally everyone in the luofu

analog pollen
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the writing in this game is a lot more witty and self aware

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they had a lot of fun with it

maiden escarp
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Clearly

analog pollen
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wait till you see the cycrane questline

maiden escarp
analog pollen
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it was geat

maiden escarp
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Like I already flirted with yukong's secretary and Jing Yuan and I've been on this ship for like half an hour

maiden escarp
analog pollen
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youre about to see a cool cutscene

maiden escarp
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I think I saw it

analog pollen
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that was a really cool way to introduce a chara

maiden escarp
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Also don't tell me that boss fight is in the su

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I struggled E_PoliwhirlConcern

analog pollen
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oh it is

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and it's worse

maiden escarp
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HUH

analog pollen
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there's a way to cheese it tho

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ping me if you need help with it later

maiden escarp
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how so noted

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Bet I will

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Kafka kept taking Clara so I couldn't do shit

analog pollen
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ye you need cleansing

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(thats what yaoshi is for)

maiden escarp
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Who even has cleansing in the lineup

analog pollen
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out of the playable charas? I think pela by default and natasha with constellations

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but you dont need them for su

maiden escarp
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Just rely on yaoshi?

analog pollen
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yeye

maiden escarp
analog pollen
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you need 2 of the path upgrades

maiden escarp
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I can't beat world 3 yet but I gotchu

analog pollen
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one adds yaoshi on the turn counter

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another makes the path(and yaoshi's) healing also cleanse

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so with them together you have free aoe healing and cleansing every turn cycle

maiden escarp
analog pollen
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just neutralize her whole gimmick

maiden escarp
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I hate her gimmick

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Svarog almost killed my march when I was gonna put a shield on her next turn

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She lived with like 35 hp

analog pollen
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(it's interesting seeing people say they struggled with the story fights cuz they all felt p easy to me but I have seele)

maiden escarp
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Well then that would make sense

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I'm running Clara, Nat, March and Dan Heng

analog pollen
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interesting

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ive seen people solo stuff with clara

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but idk how much you need to build her before you can do that

maiden escarp
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One of our staff members did this

analog pollen
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whew

maiden escarp
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Yeah

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But Clara is good when she isn't being mind controlled

analog pollen
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she should be immune

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how do you even mind control a robot

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kafka got them hacking skills from silver wolf

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(actually I just realised that like half of the plotline in belobog wouldnt have happened if silver wolf was there)

maiden escarp
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Huh

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Oh wait yeah

analog pollen
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im hoping we get to see her there in an event story

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I really want to see her and bronya interact

maiden escarp
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I'm getting both stellaron hunters stare

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Blade can suck it

analog pollen
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I wish you that all your 5stars come before hard pity and all your 50/50s be won

maiden escarp
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Looking at my genshin luck, that will not happen

analog pollen
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not with that attitude

maiden escarp
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I've tried

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I've won I think 3 50/50s in my Hoyoverse career

analog pollen
maiden escarp
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Aka 2 1/2 years or whenever genshin first launched

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My most recent win was Yelan

analog pollen
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ah yes

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speaking of clara

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right on queue

maiden escarp
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Yeah she's basically the best dps hypothetically

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From what I know

analog pollen
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indeed

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altho chinese players started using her as a tank that can also deal damage

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which I find very interesting

maiden escarp
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That's kinda what I run her as E_PoliwhirlConcern

barren star
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no Eidolons needed

narrow fulcrum
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World 4 finally done

frozen lintel
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Whoever put those 2 friggen robots next to the harmony calyx is evil

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Gigachadette LOLLL

narrow fulcrum
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Why do i keep getting pela instead of seele

frozen lintel
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yo lore theory

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What if the paths universe the MC teleports into

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Is like a representation of his "soul" or like within him

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Cuz if you think abt it, the preservation claymore he "pulls" out is the same one that he pulled out of his pierced chest but no longer frozen,

maiden escarp
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Yeah that checks out

daring raft
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actually curious to any HSR players
can you exit out of individual character quests? have there been any quest conflicts yet?

maiden escarp
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I haven't tried yet, I just do the quests E_PoliwhirlConcern

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I know you can start Natasha's story when you're doing hooks and talking to her

lament bramble
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Like one of them was "Arlan's gone missing!", the other was "Ask Arlan for an update on blah blah blah". Was able to talk to him just fine KEK

maiden escarp
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my game needs to be studied

vivid moon
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LMAO?

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IS THAT A REAL RESPONSE FROM MC

daring raft
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how do you pronounce “Seele”

vivid moon
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I read it as 🦭

daring raft
vivid moon
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Oooh pretty

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I haven't heard her name be said yet anywhere so

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I just real it as seal

frozen lintel
maiden escarp
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should i do it?

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actually @lament bramble almighty one of knowledge, is it worth to do it

daring raft
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imo honestly better than most of the HSR character trailers tbh

vivid moon
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venom brews, immortality looms

maiden escarp
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i think i would have to hit it 500 times E_PoliwhirlConcern

daring raft
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a lot of their trailers are kinda like day 1 Genshin ones rn. Where it’s pretty much almost entirely recycled gameplay and voiceline stuff (which I can take if it’s just day one stuff so). I like it better when they’re able to go a little further to really tell you ‘who’ these guys are.

daring raft
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and this new one was a good sign
I didnt like Seele’s trailer rip

maiden escarp
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NOOO I CANT KEEP DOING IT

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WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY

lament bramble
daring raft
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eh

lament bramble
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it also gave me valuable footage for an HSR video I'm workin on W_HuLurking

vivid moon
daring raft
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maybe it doesn’t strike as much a cord with me yet with where I’m at with Belobog atm

daring raft
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I barely properly ‘know’ Jing and Yanqing, but I vibed in a nanosecond A_HuKek

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“K disciple lemme cool real quick.”

vivid moon
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yeah LOL

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and how cute yanqing responds to him and his teachings

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i love it

frozen lintel
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hasn't hit retirement yet

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apparantly lan gave him the Light Lord power temporarily

daring raft
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*Yellow Susanoo

analog pollen
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thats some statue of her excellency, the almaghty narukami ogosho,god of thunder level shit

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also wow they actually explained a character's skill

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that's one thing that's been bothering me

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there's no explanation as to how everyone has magical elemental powers in this

frozen lintel
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basically if u practice and commit to a faith, the aeon "blesses" you and shares their power with you

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the element u get is random tho

analog pollen
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i thought that's a different thing

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hm

maiden escarp
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Jing Yuan has a cat named Mimi what

frozen lintel
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OH YEAH his diary he talks about it

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u can get a new diary page every day at his seat

maiden escarp
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He got scammed by some dude and now just has it

analog pollen
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wait wut

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time to log back in

frozen lintel
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Theres a new one every daily reset

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i think 3-4 in total?

analog pollen
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why did no one tell me about this

maiden escarp
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3

analog pollen
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"name"

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is this a bug

maiden escarp
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Nah that's normal catnod

analog pollen
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but what does it mean

maiden escarp
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|| the most crazy, insane, diabolic meaning... name ||

analog pollen
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also apparently I had already collected 2 pages before

lament bramble
# analog pollen *but what does it mean*

Name
noun

  1. a word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.
  2. a famous person.
    verb
  3. give a name to
  4. specify (an amount, time, or place) as something desired, suggested, or decided on.
    adjective
  5. (of a person or commercial product) having a name that is widely known.
analog pollen
pulsar junco
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I just met Luocha C_HuPepeSmile
I'm in trouble I will 100% be pulling for him E_OMEGARAZOR my poor Kafka funds

clear parrot
narrow fulcrum
lament bramble
daring raft
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Kokomi fans who ‘know’

frozen lintel
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You can actually see the piece jing yuan removes when hes playing

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bahahah

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the bottom right one

daring raft
frozen lintel
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fr

daring raft
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but…

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what if I wanted to play as Caelus and to have Dan Heng greet me?

vivid moon
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i wonder if they did that assuming most people who picked female mc would prefer the male support to visit and vice versa

maiden escarp
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Cause girls rule boys drool

vivid moon
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yeah, female mc definitely rules with her chance to see dan heng again A_HuPray

daring raft
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at least Dan almost gave male TB CPR regardless A_HuPensive

vivid moon
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trueeeeee

frozen lintel
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This gonna be me once i get jing

vivid moon
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SAME

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EVERYONE SHALL FEAR US

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NO ENEMY SHALL LEAVE UNSCATHED

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we will bully them all

vivid moon
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i am in love with the trash cans

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i finally understand

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WHO IS THIS "GARBAGE KING"

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there can only be one

maiden escarp
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I'm the garbage king

vivid moon
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N O

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M E

maiden escarp
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You're the garbage queen

frozen lintel
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LOL

maiden escarp
vivid moon
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god i love this game

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yes i'd very much like to stroke the trash can

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oh my god it's the coffee cup all over again

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i am myself CatSmug

maiden escarp
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me and the bestie (im dan heng)

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me and the bestie yet again

vivid moon
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GURGLE

maiden escarp
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He just has a cold

vivid moon
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@maiden escarp your clara just scared the shit out of me 😭

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i wasn't expecting svarog to be the one to talk when it's her turn

maiden escarp
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Lmao

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Svarog is just a funny guy

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Do her ult

vivid moon
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shit i forgot to

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will do again hold on

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SHIT I HAD THE SPEED UP

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WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST SAY

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"help me mr svarog"?

maiden escarp
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Mhm

vivid moon
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she looked like she was gonna cry 😭

maiden escarp
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She did cry

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Also look at this idle

vivid moon
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uses clara's ultimate
ultimate says she will draw enemy attacks for 2 turns
all enemies attack and nearly kill my gepard instead

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this game lies >:C

maiden escarp
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It's an increased chance

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Pair her with march and it's basically a guarantee taunt

maiden escarp
vivid moon
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yeeeee

maiden escarp
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Also I'm pretty sure gepard also increases his chances to get hit if you use his skill or something

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Idk I don't have him

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But they have negative synergy or something afaik

vivid moon
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oooh it worked

maiden escarp
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Oh

vivid moon
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i legit haven't used him at all since clara takes the last turn

maiden escarp
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They just hate gepard

vivid moon
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since yours is level 50

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and the enemies are 16

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LOL

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yeah

maiden escarp
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Yeah Clara kinda just

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Bops them

vivid moon
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yee

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the missiles go boom boom

maiden escarp
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I gotta farm relics for her eventually

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I'm not tr 40 yet though GRIEF_DISAPPEARS

vivid moon
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i am tl 13

maiden escarp
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Take your time young one

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You have a lot of grinding ahead of you

vivid moon
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oh, that's why i used clara

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i was getting exp books

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losing my mind though

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i touched every trash can in belebog and thought i opened every chest

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but i'm missing a chest

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is one underground?

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i see there's a "B1" level on the map

maiden escarp
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No clue

vivid moon
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oh sorry i made a mistake

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im tl 12 not 13

maiden escarp
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It's okay, you'll have to wait like 4 days to finish belobog anyways

vivid moon
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damn it alright

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god idk why but hsr is so much more demanding on my laptop than genshin, this game makes it heat up like a motherfucker

maiden escarp
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Mines the opposite

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Actually

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If belobog is making your computer heat up, I worry for you

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The luofu is way worse

vivid moon
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have my settings on genshin on high and the max temp i get is like 130-140
have my settings on hsr on low and the minimum temp i get is like 160

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oh god

maiden escarp
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Like I'm on high and all that, but it chugs when I'm in the second area

vivid moon
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put it on very low settings, hoping that drops it a bit DotSob

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okay thank god the temp is already dropping

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went from 170 a moment ago to 150 now

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alright, hopefully when i eventually hit luofu, my max is 190

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because that's the max it gets with the fans on low on genshin A_WheezeTao

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the 194 top right was before i turned the fans on max because i forgot to

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my record is a flat 200F

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but at that point, my laptop started smelling sweet like candy

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which i guess meant that stuff inside it was melting

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hehehe... i found the closet

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banished those devils

maiden escarp
vivid moon
maiden escarp
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That's bad

vivid moon
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yeah, i googled it when i smelled it

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this was like

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a year ago though

maiden escarp
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Kill the devils stare

vivid moon
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haven't let that happen ever since

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so i think it's fine

maiden escarp
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I think I remember that actually

vivid moon
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holy shit i would actually love to just have a giant heater from floor to ceiling to give off a nice warm glow while it warms my room

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that'd be amazing

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and just curl up under a nice blanket in the winter

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oh shit the stellaron has a voice and it actually sounds kind of creepy

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EVERY THIRD PLANET?

maiden escarp
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so far we're 2/2

vivid moon
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I FOUND THE LAST CHEST

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I JUST GOTTA GET TO IT

maiden escarp
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Where was it

vivid moon
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oh wait, this is an entirely different map

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nvm

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i thought i was in the underground

maiden escarp
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Rip

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Did you get the chest in the fountain

vivid moon
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fountain..?

maiden escarp
vivid moon
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what fountain smoltao

maiden escarp
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The one in belobog

vivid moon
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WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE DAN HENG

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LIKE

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HE HAD TWO SHIELDS ON HIM

maiden escarp
vivid moon
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they all despise him so much that, despite gepard, he still gets targeted to hell and dies 😭

maiden escarp
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Just keep using my Clara, he won't die, trust

vivid moon
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oh no 😭

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i gotta fight bronya

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god help dan heng

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he's gonna be the first to die

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again

vivid moon
maiden escarp
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No

vivid moon
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AYO BRONYA USES A SHOTGUN?

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am loving the sheer number of cutscenes in this game

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also sampo lmao gtfo of here

analog pollen
vivid moon
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FUCK

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but thank you

analog pollen
vivid moon
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HOLY SHIT I CAN CARESS DUMPSTERS NOW

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oh, it's just more funny dialogue

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and a LOT of game references

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hehe.. and more trash cans

maiden escarp
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Make sure to do the eating contest btw

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You get a good reward

vivid moon
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oooh

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i will when i get to it

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will get off real soon though since it's 1am

analog pollen
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do you guys actually use the food?

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I never felt the need to

maiden escarp
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I only use it for dailies

vivid moon
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A_GaspTao heisenberg?

analog pollen
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ye theres one more breaking bad reference a bit later

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im curious what the og chinese text is like

vivid moon
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i was thinking of the blimp

analog pollen
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cuz I can't imagine the average chinese player knows about american shows

vivid moon
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WHY AM I WATCHING A TRASH CAN MURDER

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god i love this game

maiden escarp
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The racoon goes crazy

analog pollen
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the writing team had a lot of fun with the dialogue

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wait till you see the cycrane questline on planet 2

maiden escarp
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Which one E_PoliwhirlConcern

analog pollen
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all of it

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theres also a bloodborne reference in jarilo

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I did not expect to see that lmao

vivid moon
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that was definitely less than 20 seconds

analog pollen
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you can lose that?

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huh

maiden escarp
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Do it again

vivid moon
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yes apparently

maiden escarp
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I lost the luofu one E_PoliwhirlConcern

analog pollen
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im always impressed by all the branching options in this game

vivid moon
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i lost and had to pay him 1000 credits

maiden escarp
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Just do it again, trust

analog pollen
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im so used to genshin illusion of choice where nothing matters in the end

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can you even do it again?

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the other one is 1 time

vivid moon
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okay i got it this time 😭

analog pollen
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oh nice

vivid moon
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diet fried rice? LOL

maiden escarp
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Do I just lose out on winning the luofu one then

analog pollen
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O_O

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ye

maiden escarp
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NOOOOO

analog pollen
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you get an achievement anw

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it's just different dialogue

maiden escarp
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I don't care I wanna win GRIEF_DISAPPEARS

vivid moon
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rippp

analog pollen
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did you do the scam artist one

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there's like 3 or 4 different endings for it

maiden escarp
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What's the scam artist one

analog pollen
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the one where you go with the guy to the local police to solve the dispute

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forgot how to start it hold on

maiden escarp
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Is it the tantan one

analog pollen
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ah

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the one with the spear

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or it's closer to a glaive ig

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depending on the options you pick you can get the police to pay you back more money than you lost

narrow fulcrum
#

Equilibrium 3 done

analog pollen
#

welcome to the grind

gray fractal
gray fractal
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moist nose is important for a raccoon

daring raft
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the largest massacre dealt related to Nanook is on their own biceps

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js

vivid moon
gray fractal
vivid moon
vivid moon
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What cyno could've been

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And partly is

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Just missing the muscle definition of hammy A_HuPray

daring raft
daring raft
vivid moon
#

Oh, I was talking about his model ol

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Lol*

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Art too though I suppose, a lot of it makes him noodly arm

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But the aeon of destruction is like... Actually kinda jacked

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Cyno still skinny on there

daring raft
#

Nanook potentially has the “not open world/flashy NPC” buff on his side backing him up anyways. Can get away with far more.

lament bramble
#

Yee, HSR has a bit more freedom in what they can do model/animation wise since the situations they need to animate for are so limited

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Just a walking animation and combat animation

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No swimming, climbing, sitting, jumping, etc

daring raft
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/jk

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Nanook isn’t really that meaty either tbf. He’s got the average build some of the more athletic tall males got in genshin if they went shirtless if you ask me (in art ofc).

maiden escarp
frozen lintel
#

ice woman again

daring raft
#

watch it become a pattern/trend in future hoyoverse games

maiden escarp
#

Unlike Signora shes actually um

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Ya know

analog pollen
#

(cocolia is from impact 3rd if anyone didnt know)

gray fractal
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hm, so, with the event they introduced the concept of storing memory in an object

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and we already have a series of diadems made from the white-tree branches

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and also a legendary diadem of GoF

maiden escarp
#

Lime wrong place ICANT

gray fractal
#

ehh whatever

daring raft
analog pollen
#

according to the wiki shes still alive so I assume not

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but finding specific info about that game is surprisingly hard

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the wiki is nowhere near as comprehensive as genshin's

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same with other fan sites ive looked at

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guess the english fanbase isn't that big?

daring raft
#

what are belebog’s irl inspirations?

analog pollen
#

no real clue

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it gave me snezhnaya+arcane vibes

maiden escarp
#

None of those are irl ICANT

maiden escarp
pulsar junco
#

Slavs

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Belobog and Svarog are both old Slavic Gods

maiden escarp
#

Which is a spinoff of steam punk

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Oh the expert is here

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Go off queen

pulsar junco
#

sadly I'm on my work commute E_OMEGARAZOR

daring raft
maiden escarp
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Damn anyways yeah geo is the expert on Slavs cause uhhhh idk

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Her and terra are the only ones I know

pulsar junco
#

because I am one lmao

maiden escarp
#

That's it yeah

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Wait how are you typing if you're driving

pulsar junco
#

i'm now walking

maiden escarp
#

What the hell

pulsar junco
#

dw i dont text and drive

maiden escarp
#

I mean

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It's not that bad, as long as you don't text and crash

pulsar junco
#

facts Y_KEK

vivid moon
#

do not text and drive please, it is very stupid

maiden escarp
#

Just like the innocent drunk drivers

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The damn drunk crashers are oppressing them

pulsar junco
#

but yeah you can have a fun read about Belobog and Chernobog

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bog means god

vivid moon
#

that's how all the best mythos are passed down

maiden escarp
#

dan heng dont do that to me BlemiCry

pulsar junco
#

so it's White/Light God and Dark/Black God A_CryLaughTao

maiden escarp
vivid moon
#

me when i need exp books and it's 2am

pulsar junco
#

also fun fact
Jarilo was a god of vegetation so it's sad the whole planet is now Siberia

vivid moon
#

i mean, we did learn that jarilo VI used to be lush and green via kafka's dialogue before we landed

pulsar junco
#

but the Stellaron is at fault, yeah

vivid moon
#

she mentioned how it's now covered in snow and ice

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which is sad even without context

pulsar junco
#

damn the stellaron!

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idk how you spell it A_CryLaughTao

vivid moon
#

yeah lol

maiden escarp
#

I found this earlier and

vivid moon
#

LMAO?

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A GLOCK?

maiden escarp
#

They deleted the tweet so I'm pretty sure this wasnt a parody

vivid moon
#

bro i think that's a little more than a glock 😭

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FUJYTDHRSG

maiden escarp
#

Like ma'am, that is a M32 rotary grenade launcher

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Even if you don't know the model, it LAUNCHES GRENADES

vivid moon
#

the mega nerf gun

maiden escarp
#

You do know the original tweet that I was referring to right

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With serizawa from mob psycho with a tommy gun and someone calling it a glock

pulsar junco
#

she is great

gray fractal
vivid moon
#

natasha when someone threatens one of her patients:

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bronya after she just threatened a patient:

maiden escarp
#

This is the og I was talking about btw SaraPray

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Wait that's not even a tommy gun, that's an ak ICANT

gray fractal
#

Apparently, Astral Express is also a glock

maiden escarp
#

Why does pom pom got the Glock tho A_WheezeTao

pulsar junco
#

Charlotte = Pom Pom

gray fractal
maiden escarp
#

The mystical Chinese space zombies go craaazy

gray fractal
#

it all started on Ishimura

maiden escarp
#

Huh

daring raft
frozen lintel
#

some of my friends are...

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interesting

vivid moon
#

fried

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everything tastes better fried

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well, maybe not everything

#

but vegetable tempura, chicken and other meats, breads and cakes, ice cream, etc

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all that shit tastes good when fried

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so why not pompom?

maiden escarp
#

Cause they are a friend

vivid moon
#

because pompom is a friend that would just make pompom taste better

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fried with love ❤️

analog pollen
maiden escarp
#

Do not fry pompom

vivid moon
#

i will fry pompom

maiden escarp
#

And I will kill you

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Don't touch them madge

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Look at his cute floppy ears

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You could never fry them

vivid moon
#

they'll be the first to be eaten just like the head of a gingerbread person

maiden escarp
#

NOOOOOO

vivid moon
#

or the ears to a chocolate bunny

maiden escarp
#

KCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

vivid moon
#

yesssssss

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yummy

maiden escarp
#

HE IS A FRIEND

vivid moon
#

HE IS FRIEND SHAPED
AND FRIEND FLAVORED

maiden escarp
#

Or they, I think

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DO YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS

vivid moon
#

where else do you think all my friends went?

frozen lintel
#

Gingerbread 💀

vivid moon
#

have you never eaten a gingerbread person's head first?

analog pollen
#

....what did I just come in on?

vivid moon
#

hi!

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i am coming for your liver

maiden escarp
#

putting this in lore basement lore

maiden escarp
#

you cant escape it now

daring raft
maiden escarp
#

He wasn't blushing when I talked to him idk

vivid moon
#

there is a reason i only have one friend left

maiden escarp
#

Are we not your friends kc GRIEF_DISAPPEARS

vivid moon
#

i can't eat you guys through the screen though E_think

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you are all safe for now

maiden escarp
analog pollen
#

this is one of the most unhinged yet weirdly wholesome conversations ive ever seen

frozen lintel
#

Bro

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this has got to be

#

the funniest thing ive seen in a while

#

I was literally thinking: "huh i remember having so much trouble finding a chest"

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then i asked him if it was cloudford

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😭 😭 😭 😭

vivid moon
#

LMAO

analog pollen
#

this whole conversation gave me an idea

vivid moon
#

liver

analog pollen
#

mayhaps

analog pollen
#

there ya go

vivid moon
analog pollen
#

weren't you on board with this

#

you can suggest a different sentence if you want

vivid moon
#

nah it's beautiful

analog pollen
#

(I had a more down bad one before but the hoyo police got to me)

vivid moon
#

yeahhh

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no down bad

#

only hungy

wraith token
#

colored gang

analog pollen
#

I spent an embarrasingly long amount of time trying to think of funny things to do with the limited html capabilities

#

also did this one for a friend

gray fractal
vivid moon
#

what does colored mean

#

like

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what does it mean to have your name colored

gray fractal
vivid moon
#

oh okay, didn't realize the profile text box allowed enough characters to even use html with messages

analog pollen
#

it

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barely does

#

you basically have to use the ones that are 1 letter

#

or if you want a custom color that's basically all you can do unless your message is very short

#

I was p proud of the one I did for my friend

#

managed to squeeze in a custom color code, a strikethrough and an italic

analog pollen
#

bwahahah

vivid moon
#

ah okay

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@maiden escarp

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i got the robo child

#

we can be twinsies

clear parrot
#

Wait signatures support html??

clear parrot
vivid moon
#

clara gang pog

analog pollen
#

welcome fellow clara user

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even tho she's not working that great for me in memory of chaos rn

maiden escarp
#

CLARA GANG LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO LETSGOOOO

analog pollen
#

wait are literally all of us clara owners?

#

time to rename the thread to clara club

vivid moon
#

i was hoping for bailu or bronya or smth

#

but clara works too

#

it was literally the last pull i got on the beginner banner

analog pollen
#

I want bronya and yanqing off the standard 5stars

#

I have everyone else that I want

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or well

#

mainly want yanqing cuz there aren't any other 5star dps units rn

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after we get more banners I might get someone else

clear parrot
#

i rly want bailu just to escape natasha boob shot purgatory

analog pollen
#

I kinda dont care about bailu much

#

we'll get more 4star healers in the future

#

I can wait

clear parrot
#

i care about her being a dragon

analog pollen
#

fair enough

#

but she doesnt even transform smh

clear parrot
#

smh

#

fun fact i screenshot every bit of vidhiadara lore i can

analog pollen
#

sc?

clear parrot
#

to make the wiki page myself

#

screenshot

#

i forgot to write the word lmao

analog pollen
#

ah

clear parrot
#

im tired it's 9am and im already tired

analog pollen
#

pat pat

clear parrot
#

"exam" today :') (gotta present a game we made) i spent half the night trying to fix bugs

pulsar junco
clear parrot
#

not very
successfully but hey i tried

analog pollen
#

thats all that matters

clear parrot
#

yeah esp since im not a dev im an artist gdi

analog pollen
#

damn

#

multi talented

clear parrot
analog pollen
#

THEY FRIED POM POM

#

THE PROPHECY IS REAL

analog pollen
#

YO YOUR NAME KEEPS THE COLOR

#

hahaha

nimble condor
#

Da fuck did you do

analog pollen
#

which part

nimble condor
#

The blue

analog pollen
#

html tags

#

surround your name with <a></a>

#

other colors dont work for the name cuz of the character limit

#

but you can use a custom color for your bio

#

just need to get the hex code

nimble condor
#

The game accepts fucking html tags lol

analog pollen
#

ye

#

apparently it's a thing in impact too

#

only genshin isn't allowed to have fun

#

wait

#

I think they did a live patch lmao

#

the blue doesnt work anymore

#

it was working like 10 mins ago

#

smh

maiden escarp
#

hi kafka ankha_smile

analog pollen
#

youre at the good part

#

enjoy

maiden escarp
#

HUH

#

||ELIO IS NANOOK????||

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wait nvm

#

i didnt go one line ahead lmao

analog pollen
#

I love this twist so much

#

such a cool take on a villain group

maiden escarp
#

Banger villain group

analog pollen
#

man I wish I didn't edit my bio before they started banning stuff

#

I was so pleased with it

maiden escarp
#

Kafka is so cool AHHHH

analog pollen
#

I really want to meet elio now

#

also I want to learn how he recruits people

#

like how do you get to become part of the stellaron hunters

maiden escarp
#

You have to be cool

#

I'm just confused as to how we just know Kafka

analog pollen
#

my assumption is that we used to be a stellaron hunter that was killed

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and the stellaron revived us

#

or maybe not necessarily a stellaron hunter but just someone important to elios vision

rocky mica
#

Do we know what planet is being orbitted by herta’s space station?

wraith token
#

Herta Space Station is a large space station in orbit around a planet called the Blue.

rocky mica
#

Wow, im guessing its a water planet

clear parrot
#

We know Herta is from there
And is the planet's IQ record

analog pollen
#

I assume it's just the generic earth-like planet all scifi stories start with

#

if you want a fancier planet tho

#

tingyun's databank stories mention a planet with fish people

vivid moon
#

Omg kokomi's homeworld

analog pollen
#

kc did you see

#

they fried pom pom

#

the prophecy is real

daring raft
#

#・lore-basement message

As far as the humor goes: The sci fi setting allows for a better ease of modern pop culture references to be slapped on too (there’s even a Rick Astley joke somewhere). Plenty of the texting skits I’ve seen are quite solid too cuz of how well they reflect actual interactions you may have already seen/experienced yourself. The Trailblazer is also overall snappier and quirkier for those who are into their schticks.

But personally I don’t always find the humor as great as it’s praised on social media circles atm. A few jokes, especially the stretched inner monologue ones, come off as way too try-hard/artificial to me (don’t get me started on the closet skit…).

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as for the plot it’s at least gotten more interesting to me once I got out of Herta’s space station. But I’m not exactly ‘hooked’ to anyone in particular besides maybe the piece of dork trash that is Sampo. E_ScaraChaos

analog pollen
#

a lot of them are very memey/internet humor

#

which can be very ymmv

daring raft
#

some of them are good. I liked the Fight club one. But some are just “k.”

analog pollen
#

esp if youre really jaded by internet memes after seeing 42069 of them online over the years

daring raft
#

yeah

analog pollen
#

but I appreciate the tone difference from genshin

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this feels a lot more self aware in a good way

#

it's just a fresh,nice change of pace

daring raft
#

yeah it’s a totally different ballpark altogether, and it at least realizes and respects that to a degree so far.

analog pollen
#

altho speaking of the meme humor

#

one thing im very curious about is how it translated into other languages

#

cuz a lot of the memes on the english side feel very specific to the english internet sphere

#

I doubt your average chinese player knows about fight club and heisenberg

vivid moon
daring raft
vivid moon
#

And yeah, i wasnt as into the closet roleplay as I was with marrying a trash can

daring raft
#

did they “download” in the internet upon being born??

#

like a Michael Bay Transformer

vivid moon
#

It felt more how we used to be as children rather than goofy, random-ass humor like the trashcan or dumpsters

analog pollen
#

it's probably some handwavey steretypical amnesia story

#

they forget everything about their personal past but general knowledge is all intact

daring raft
#

trash can jokes can be hit or miss for me. But I especially like the ones that are more to the point. It’s the the stretched out inner monologue skits that tend to throw me off more personally.

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“Would you throw away all your money in a fit of anger?”

Of course.
“Wow.”

#

^this right here?

#

love it

analog pollen
#

that is one thing that im kinda not a fan of so far

#

game can feel very visual novel-y at times

#

there's long stretches of dialogue where's it's all just reading text prompts with nothing else to engage with

#

no cutscenes no character model movements no voices

#

just text

daring raft
#

I’ll need to look back at that for a bit

analog pollen
#

it's more of a personal gripe than anything

daring raft
#

I do like flowery prose stuff from time to time.

analog pollen
#

never been super into typical visual novels

daring raft
#

but there’s gotta be a direction ultimately

analog pollen
#

all the ones that I do like do a good mix between exposition and actual gameplay

#

star rail kinda gets worse in this aspect for me due to how it is paced too

#

you have long stretched where it's just main story gameplay ,so it's all dungeon and exploration and combat

#

then after a milestone you unlock a million bajilion sidequests all at once which are all mainly focused on dialogue

#

so if you go to do them right after unlocking them there's this very drastic shift in gameplay style everytime you reach one of those milestones

daring raft
#

it hasn’t really stood out to me just yet. But closest I’ve felt to this was probably early Sims.

analog pollen
#

ive felt it the most at the end of jarilo and current patch end of luofu

#

luofu you unlock random non-combat shit to do for like 3 days ina row

daring raft
#

Oh I def wouldn’t be surprised if it became more apparent in Luofo E_PoliwhirlConcern

#

Space China lore hours

analog pollen
#

it's not even really lore it's just fluff for the most part

#

the only real lore was how they build the spaceships

#

(and yes that part was cool I did like that)

daring raft
#

can’t wait to see them dive into hyperspace

#

(or make a reference on it)

analog pollen
#

I mean the express already can warp drive

#

not sure what more you can ask for

daring raft
clear parrot
#

Good afternoon trash can 🗑️

analog pollen
#

good afternoon clara fan club

#

also youre eu too nice

clear parrot
#

Yep

#

My ping is bad enough on EU lmao

analog pollen
#

ripperino

#

I actually have really good ping on eu only

#

my genshin account was on asia cuz my online friends at the time were all on asia

#

but my ping was sooo bad

clear parrot
#

Eeh mine fluctuates from 10 to 10k so

#

||my connection sometimes becomes very sluggish with no explanation||

analog pollen
#

sorry to hear

#

(also sidenote but were there always this many mods in this thread?)

#

I swear y'all keep multiplying

analog pollen
#

ah right also I remembered

#

according to the wiki these are supposed to be dragon people

#

idk where that is mentioned in the game but it's the wiki so im willing to trust it

narrow fulcrum
#

A smile that needs to be protected

analog pollen
#

she calls you big brother

#

must protecc

analog pollen
#

this role

#

w/e you want to call it

pulsar junco
#

yeah, lore team C_HuPepeSmile

#

ofc there are lore team members we made this thread A_CryLaughTao

analog pollen
#

I just dont remember there being so many before

pulsar junco
#

seems normal to me C_HuPepeSmile

clear parrot
lament bramble
maiden escarp
frozen lintel
#

Still remember when it was just me and Kc on the sidebar 😌

#

happy more ppl joined in

#

i thought it was gonna die too lol

maiden escarp
#

The astral express never dies NOPERS

frozen lintel
#

u can change ur name color lol

daring raft
#

the 50/50 pity thing doesn't happen in standard warp right?

frozen lintel
#

all 5 stars in the pool have equal chance

daring raft
maiden escarp
#

Qingque is fun as hell

frozen lintel
daring raft
#

/hj

maiden escarp
#

I've never lost the rng C_HuPepeSmile

daring raft
clear parrot
#

Found the honkai in the title (why is there no Honkai outside of here why is the only time it's mentioned a ref to HI3 )

maiden escarp
#

They're just like us fr

analog pollen
#

Ah that reminds me

#

The bp weapon has some interesting lore about dan heng and blade

#

It kinda made it sound like blade cant die?

#

I assume dan heng is the pov cuz he uses a spear

#

this made me even more confused about welt

#

so like

#

impact 3rd's universe has some alien species named the sky people

#

and their goal is to go to other planets and steal honkai energy from them

#

but apparently at some point they also started looking for star rail himeko specifically(for...reasons)

#

which,of course, is in a different universe

#

and to accomplish this 2nd goal of theirs they decided to..... attack a random city from the impact3rd universe??

#

this feels so random

#

and after repelling their attack welt decides he wants to protect star rail himeko so he just figures out a way (not specified) to travel to the star rail universe and gets stuck there

#

since the sky people were after honkai energy maybe himeko/the express is tied to it in some way?

#

it'd be cool if we later learned that the aeons are like omega-herrshers

frozen lintel