#Aeteau College (2024-2025)

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bronze cedar
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u just ask ur counselor to send the transcript

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or it can be unofficial

quaint osprey
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mine is so painful with that

bronze cedar
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most of them were unofficial for me

quaint osprey
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it takes 3-4 weeks to send one

bronze cedar
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ohhh for ur service thing

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yeah i js asked my counselor to send it if it was official

quaint osprey
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no i mean for my transcript

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it takes a full 3-4 weeks to send a transcript unless i upload it myself

bronze cedar
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wait wtf why

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💀

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it shouldnt take that long

latent garden
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✨money✨

quaint osprey
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my school is 8k a year and its virtual

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it has alot of benefits like clubs

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ap classes

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the state funded virtual school is only $100/class less

bronze cedar
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ohhh i seee

quaint osprey
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and that $100/class less doesnt include alot of stuff

quaint osprey
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chat

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i finished most of it

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now if anyone can find a free secure database system

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we are done

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also we need someone to run the DEI office

shrewd axle
royal hornet
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What do those responsibilities entail

quaint osprey
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since im running on vercel

quaint osprey
# royal hornet What do those responsibilities entail

Job Description: Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)
Position Summary:
The Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) will lead efforts to create a welcoming and equitable university environment. This role involves developing and implementing DEI strategies, promoting inclusive policies, and fostering a culture of respect across the institution.

Key Responsibilities:

Develop and execute DEI initiatives and strategies aligned with the university’s mission.
Review and enhance policies to address systemic inequities and promote inclusivity.
Provide training, workshops, and resources on DEI topics for faculty, staff, and students.
Advocate for underrepresented groups and ensure diverse perspectives in decision-making.
Track progress on DEI goals and present regular updates to university leadership.

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wait

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what if we put furina on that role since furina is a furry

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@alpine compass

royal hornet
royal hornet
quaint osprey
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i wonder whos the guardian for the aeteau thread

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whoever it is

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i feel sorry for you

royal hornet
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I must promote portal astrology

shrewd axle
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Alright
Well AWS is always an option
You could maybe abuse Mega/Google Docs
Mongo? They have a free plan

quaint osprey
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did you hear the news about bezos?

quaint osprey
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lets use excel

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*google sheets

shrewd axle
quaint osprey
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i mean

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its legal is it not

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they have a rest API for interacting with your sheet

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hey wait whats your role again

shrewd axle
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I did the Ponzi School of Scamming, but I can help with more if you want

quaint osprey
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oh

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by the way

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@river eagle i need your bio and pfp for the website still

shrewd axle
quaint osprey
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this is wild

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by the way @river eagle i need info on sat requirements and what matters to admissions and what doesnt

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do we do interviews?

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etc

sharp gazelle
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what is aeteau

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😭😭😭😭

safe ocean
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😭

sharp gazelle
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i know 😭😭 but like

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What’s the email shit going on what is biggreen doing as part of it

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i tried scrolling up i really did

safe ocean
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oh lmao

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really really good qn

shrewd axle
sharp gazelle
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Can i apply

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here is my essay:

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Here’s a shortened version (under 650 words) of the overly dramatic and clichéd essay, keeping it as over-the-top as possible:

Why I Want to Attend Aeteau University

Since my earliest memories, I’ve known I was destined to change the world. At six, I reverse-engineered a Rubik’s Cube to develop a new mathematical theorem, later published in Nature. By ten, I built an AI capable of understanding human emotion, which earned me the Global Genius Award and led to consulting work for world leaders on ethical robotics. These achievements, however, were only the start of my journey.

During high school, I cured cancer. My “Molecular Harmony Therapy” simultaneously eradicates tumors while improving vocal range—a serendipitous side effect discovered during my participation in an international science fair. This breakthrough earned me the Nobel Peace Prize and a standing ovation from the United Nations. But my contributions didn’t stop at Earth’s atmosphere.

As the chief architect of humanity’s first Mars colony, I led the Mars Habitat Initiative to turn arid Martian soil into farmland capable of growing kale and strawberries. This effort, described by NASA as “the single greatest leap for humanity since the invention of the wheel,” secured my position as a pioneer in interplanetary sustainability. I even composed an anthem for the colony, performed at our inaugural ceremony by a holographic orchestra I coded in my spare time.

While my achievements are global—and interplanetary—Aeteau University is the only place capable of nurturing my ambitions further. Your [insert random program name] program will allow me to blend my expertise in molecular biology, astrophysics, and avant-garde performance art to tackle humanity’s greatest challenges.

At Aeteau, I plan to continue reversing climate change by engineering bio-trees that sequester carbon while producing chocolate. I also aim to found an intergalactic diplomacy think tank to ensure peaceful relations with extraterrestrial civilizations. The diversity and brilliance of Aeteau’s students will inspire me to push these boundaries even further, just as I hope to inspire others to chase the impossible.

Ultimately, Aeteau is more than a university—it’s the launchpad for my next great adventure. Together, we can redefine the limits of human potential and shape the future of Earth, Mars, and beyond.

Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to joining the Aeteau legacy and perhaps naming a campus building in its honor.

This version keeps the tone absurdly grandiose while staying concise enough for a 650-word essay limit. Let me know if it needs more drama!

safe ocean
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not the last paragraph

sharp gazelle
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i think it’s great

quaint osprey
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@restive cosmos has been hired as a dei hire to run the dei office

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why?

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idk

restive cosmos
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I’m a part of many minorities

quaint osprey
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ultimate dei hire

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jewish, trans, female, furry - she really is the perfect dei hire

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(this whole thread is a joke)

restive cosmos
quaint osprey
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and i am

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a non-showerer!

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(cs student)

cunning lake
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What’s happening In Aeteau guys

bronze cedar
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we need an esports club

ocean jolt
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I can be valorant captain

bronze cedar
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yes

quaint osprey
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alr

lunar marsh
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no way

quaint osprey
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guys

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we should sell dorms for real money

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guys

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v0 is cooking

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bro is cooking

quaint osprey
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anyone wanna roleplay college right now?

sterile bramble
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i got unlimited swipes

bronze cedar
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💀

quaint osprey
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please

quaint osprey
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someone rp college with me i beg

bronze cedar
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Shhh

quaint osprey
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f

sharp gazelle
quaint osprey
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i took all of it out this morning

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yet you piled up some mcdonalds on the tables while i was at calculus

sharp gazelle
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i don’t eat this shit though??

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this is literally burger king

quaint osprey
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yes you do

sharp gazelle
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no i don’t

quaint osprey
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dawg there isnt a burger king in the city

sharp gazelle
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i think sleep deprivation is getting to you

quaint osprey
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thats mcdonalds

quaint osprey
sharp gazelle
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look at the logo it’s not an M

quaint osprey
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are you okay?

sharp gazelle
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why are you getting hostile with me i just want you to clean up your shit

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chill out man

quaint osprey
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hmm

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its your shit

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but ill clean it up

sharp gazelle
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it’s not mine

quaint osprey
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cleans

sharp gazelle
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thank you

quaint osprey
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now

sharp gazelle
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idk

quaint osprey
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uhh

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can you stop putting your anime pillows on my bed

sharp gazelle
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i keep them under my bed

quaint osprey
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bro

sharp gazelle
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you’re making things up

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AGAIN

quaint osprey
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fucking

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bro

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when did I last have my schizoprenia meds?

sharp gazelle
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look at my side of the room

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it’s neat and all my shit is tidy

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i keep to my space

quaint osprey
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fucking

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I HAVENT TAKEN MY SCHIZO MEDS IN A WEEK?

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takes

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alr

sharp gazelle
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Dude are you okay

quaint osprey
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hey where did jimmy go

sharp gazelle
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who’s jimmy

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you’re scaring me man

quaint osprey
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our third roommate

sharp gazelle
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????

quaint osprey
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fucking

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sorry

sharp gazelle
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since when have we had a third roommate

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it’s okay

quaint osprey
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since a week ago bro

sharp gazelle
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bro how does that even work

quaint osprey
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when i stopped taking the schizo meds

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remember

sharp gazelle
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😭

quaint osprey
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we got a third roommate

sharp gazelle
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it’s important to take your meds man

quaint osprey
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they were too pricy

sharp gazelle
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if you ever need cash you can ask yk

quaint osprey
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ima get a job to pay for schizo meds

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hmm

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yoo i got an interview

sharp gazelle
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too

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yoo*

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where at

quaint osprey
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this place called "hooters"

sharp gazelle
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what

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dude

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you know what it’s your life you can do what you want

quaint osprey
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its $37/hour

sharp gazelle
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wtf

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do they only have one spot open

quaint osprey
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nah they have 2

sharp gazelle
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bet

quaint osprey
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bro

sharp gazelle
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do you apply for interviews on their website

quaint osprey
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i got chem rn

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1 sec

quaint osprey
sharp gazelle
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okok

quaint osprey
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well cya later

sharp gazelle
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cya

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i hope chem isn’t too bad

quaint osprey
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i gotta run down to CLOE (college of literal objective engineering)

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cya

sharp gazelle
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in the mean time i will apply to hooters as well

quaint osprey
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damn!

sharp gazelle
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$37 is $37

quaint osprey
sharp gazelle
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i wonder how many hours i can work in a week

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timeskip?

quaint osprey
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yeah

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hey man i have good news

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i got a girlfriend

sharp gazelle
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oh holy shit?

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is she real have you been taking your meds

quaint osprey
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yes i have

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here

sharp gazelle
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damn

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does she go here

quaint osprey
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here are the meds

sharp gazelle
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????

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dude

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u literally picked up the job at hooters for ur meds im not sure this is right

quaint osprey
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// this is the funniest shit ever

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oh yeah

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yeah some kid said these were more effective

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the others had some side effects

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he suggested these

sharp gazelle
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do you take this shit daily

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how often are you in the bathroom

quaint osprey
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every 3 hours

sharp gazelle
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?????

quaint osprey
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i did shart my pants yesterday if that matters

sharp gazelle
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does your psychiatrist know about this

sharp gazelle
quaint osprey
sharp gazelle
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where were you getting the schizophrenia meds in the first place

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didn’t you have a prescription

quaint osprey
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yeah

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oh sorry

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long word

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you mean brain doctor

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yeah

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i meet him next week

sharp gazelle
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you have to tell him about this

quaint osprey
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uhh alr

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1 sec i gotta go take a shit

sharp gazelle
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of course you do

quaint osprey
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the toilet seat fucking blows up

sharp gazelle
quaint osprey
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i ruin all the pipes in the building

sharp gazelle
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what was that sound

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wtf

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// how do i even respond to this

quaint osprey
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// i dont fucking know

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// this is just funny asf

sharp gazelle
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i go out of the dorm did you guys hear that sound too

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random person: yeah it sounded like an explosion

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oh no

quaint osprey
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hey

sharp gazelle
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dude

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what did you do

quaint osprey
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idk

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hey i gotta go use the bathroom one sec

sharp gazelle
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bro

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not again

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do you still have your old meds

quaint osprey
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yeah

sharp gazelle
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take that instead as you did before

quaint osprey
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alr

sharp gazelle
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you can’t take this shit anymore

quaint osprey
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takes one

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wait where tf am i

sharp gazelle
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bro

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what’s the date

quaint osprey
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august 12th

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2036

sharp gazelle
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?????????

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are you from the future

quaint osprey
sharp gazelle
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it’s actually

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january 22 2025

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but is it true that the world will end

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on august 12 2036

quaint osprey
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uhh

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idk

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i was just eating a burger

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when suddenly a massive beam of light

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came out and hit me

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and now im here

sharp gazelle
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wtf

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as of right now

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just know you’re cooked

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they have security footage of you entering the bathroom and all the bathrooms broke instantly afterwards

quaint osprey
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oh

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well

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im a lawyer

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so like

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objection! who asked!

sharp gazelle
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i thought you were majoring in engineering or smth

quaint osprey
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idk

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idk what i am

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dies

sharp gazelle
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What

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hey

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wake up man

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this isn’t funny

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bro

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cut it out

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CAN SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR

quaint osprey
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the doctor: "nah bro i hate this mfer"

sharp gazelle
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Dude you have to save him

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this can’t be happening

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set your bias aside!

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violin music starts playing

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We had our differences

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and i still think he ate burger king and left his shit everywhere

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but

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you can’t let him die doctor

quaint osprey
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the doctor: "nah"
"id win"

sharp gazelle
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it’s joever…

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thinks: i’m going to miss my shift at hooters

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i will start planning the funeral

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idek who his gf is

quaint osprey
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chat

sharp gazelle
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chat

shrewd axle
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🐈‍⬛

brisk heart
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yall why are we doing dorm life rp

shrewd axle
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Do NOT include me in this shit

potent spade
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Who wanna dorm with me

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I think this is my only acceptance

sharp gazelle
brisk heart
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yes

quaint osprey
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lmao

quaint osprey
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im working on the app portal

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it should be done soon

quaint osprey
lapis mauve
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Idk what that means

cunning lake
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What’s up in aeteau guts

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I haven’t looked in a while

sonic urchin
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Add shrimp to aeteau

shrewd axle
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There’s probably enough space in there for an aquarium

safe ocean
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im also a sea creature

quaint osprey
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a2swimmingly

sharp gazelle
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a2quarium

drowsy ore
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I’m ivernitea!

sharp gazelle
cunning lake
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Petition for an aquarium with a marine studies program. But instead of marine science it’s ROTC exclusively for marines

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And they’re the only major who can’t access the aquarium

quaint osprey
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hmm

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we need uhh

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i need someone to help me with a database

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because google sheets is being as autistic as me these days

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so i cant

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hmm

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chloe should we just use google forms for the applications or something stupid 💀

latent garden
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(Use Cognito forms)

cunning lake
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How do I do that

latent garden
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@quaint osprey other option is Airtable since they have form capabilities

quaint osprey
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it would have to have an API

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since im making a portal

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nvm

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it may work

green knot
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pls accept me aeteau is my last hope 🙏

shrewd axle
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Have you donated a building

ocean jolt
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Welp with ut cap looks like I'm going to aeteau college

quaint osprey
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alr lets go ahead

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https://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-College

wikiHow
Start a College

If you have an educational philosophy you feel strongly about sharing with students, you may feel motivated enough to start your own college based on its inherent values. As with any business, it's challenging to get started, but it's made...

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one idea I had

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is to rank every student

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and give

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say

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20000 spots per incoming class

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the top 8000 get honors

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but

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you know your rank

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hmm

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prob less tho

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2000 spots, 800 honors spots, 80 scholars, 8 top scholars (full ride)

dull breach
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When do decisions come out

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!aeteau

quaint osprey
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yo

quaint osprey
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@lapis mauve

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can you please do me a favor

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can you make a DNS record

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for apply.aeteau.college

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please

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disable cloudflare proxy also

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please and thank you

quaint osprey
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i found the issue with my code btw

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i was using a stupid storage method with no get requests avalible

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i now use Clerk for accounts

thorn hornet
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hi

sonic urchin
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T(-1)

quaint osprey
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Yo

quaint osprey
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@balmy flare pls add me to le googy doc

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can someone here do an @ everyone

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please

old vine
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aeteau college decisions dropping on ivy day!!!

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no hype 🥀

quaint osprey
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reviving aeteau

old vine
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insane

image.png
quaint osprey
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@lapis mauve

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me when the ssl cert is invalid:

lapis mauve
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I’m not the tech guy

quaint osprey
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ok

quaint osprey
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@everypony

quaint osprey
winged void
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we need abg studies

winged void
quaint osprey
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😭

winged void
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lemme code too

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my portfolio

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@quaint osprey let me into the repo ima cook fr 🔥

quaint osprey
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alr

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80% of the code is AI generated so I would love some help

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dm me your username

winged void
quaint osprey
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but alr

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you can cook

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just

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its written in react

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*nextjs

winged void
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i see

winged void
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i made a logo for aeteau

quaint osprey
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ooh

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im waiting timm my mom gets back with my pc

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im on my moms pc rn

quaint osprey
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hint as to which university it was:

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frick wrong image

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uhh

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heres the hint

quaint osprey
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hes up

image.png
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its up and pushed to main

quaint osprey
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decided to switch to supabase because clerk doesnt have a database

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clerk is goated but only for certain apps

winged void
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we need a djungelskog hall as well

winged void
quaint osprey
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maybe not matresses

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but fold back chairs would be pretty fire tho

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so they fold mostly back

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you have either a regular chair (chair) or a lay chair (bed pretty much)

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and then bring your own blanket and pillow

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so yeah

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bed

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i am gonna put beds in the library tho

winged void
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fire idea

quaint osprey
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well not beds

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basically really cozy chairs that can fold all the way back and come with matresses

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can somebody draft letters

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EG

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admitted, denied, waitlisted, deferred

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I also need honors letters

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and scholarship letters

winged void
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lmao ok

quaint osprey
dull breach
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Did I get in

quaint osprey
winged void
dull breach
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The school of life

winged void
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then idk i administer ABG studies major only

quaint osprey
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what no

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your in charge of school of CS

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remember

winged void
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you mean the sselemoh school of engineering

quaint osprey
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what no

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check the website

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what

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did i forget to git push

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😭

dull breach
winged void
quaint osprey
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i need images

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yeah

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images pls

winged void
quaint osprey
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no ai generated images

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i need actual images

winged void
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bruv

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so stock image then

quaint osprey
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yes

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also i cant code this week

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my pc is in the shop

shrewd axle
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Asking because I pushed the initial Ponzi school stuff

winged void
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ima add abg image

quaint osprey
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yeah no i need everything

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all images

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and routes for the images in the file

quaint osprey
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abgs

quaint osprey
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balls

tame peak
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aeteau

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aeteau aeteau

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aeteau aeteau aeteau

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aeteau aeteau

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aeteau

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the acceptance has been summoned

tame peak
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dead chat xD

tame peak
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I am working on de portal rn

cursive tree
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aeteau
aeteau aeteau
aeteau aeteau aeteau
aeteau aeteau
aeteau

royal hornet
drowsy ore
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Go Purdue!

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😳

tame peak
drowsy ore
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@tame peak it’s the name of my friend

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😦

tame peak
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ew

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purdue

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@royal hornet something against you

royal hornet
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why ban tea

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hes chill

royal hornet
drowsy ore
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Hai ;D

tame peak
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COME BACK YOU KIDDOS

lapis mauve
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Don’t tell me you tried to push this in #📽-a2c-projects as if we haven’t given you months to make progress on it

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What would change

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I assumed you had lost interest because of how long it’s been without progress

tame peak
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its dead

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push it and ill work

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ill do it today during me lunch break

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actually now

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@lapis mauve can you make a channel that only me you and the mods can access (and anyone i add)

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im gonna send applications there

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webook

lapis mauve
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Can’t you just append ?thread_id= and send them to a private thread for testing

tame peak
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let me try

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i was gonna use a discord webhook

lapis mauve
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Yeah those work for that

tame peak
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ok

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send in dms lol

tame peak
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aeteau yourself.

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@lapis mauve streaming perms pls

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im gonna stream aeteau coding into vc

lapis mauve
tame peak
tame peak
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WE NEED A LOGO

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STAT

lapis mauve
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i need the a2c google site website banners as well tbh

tame peak
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1 sec

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@lapis mauve can you make us an instagram

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_<

lapis mauve
tame peak
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can you make a2c an insta?

lapis mauve
tame peak
lapis mauve
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you seem to be in the minority there

tame peak
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ok

sonic urchin
lapis mauve
tame peak
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anyone wanna design a campus map?

sonic urchin
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I thought there wasn’t a campus

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Just put 404 error not found

tame peak
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just make one bro

lapis mauve
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Get a logo first imo

tame peak
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can someone make us a logo

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rn its just a fish

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holy shit i did it

L9OShvZ.png
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mama i made it

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update: it's joever

Tv0YtHD.png
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update: its possibly joever

y3VKnnt.png
lapis mauve
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I feel we should keep it that way

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Or at minimum use another C name

sonic urchin
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canker sore

lapis mauve
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I can also find some online signature thingy if you’d like to attach one to the letters

sonic urchin
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Dr. Canker Sore

lapis mauve
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I like the letter format otherwise tho

lapis mauve
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It’s just in regards to this one it implies we’d be sending additional material so I ask if that’s actually the case or not

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later

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its gonna be like

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we get a webhook msg with the info and stuff

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and we can email them if we want

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either that or no additional material

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If it’s a maybe then change the wording to reflect it when you get the chance

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But can we do the c name change as well

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ok

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sure

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yeah

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ill do it

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Ty

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gimme a sec tho

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Yeah np

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would you mind if I added a $750 enrollment fee that goes directly to my bank account 🥺

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@lapis mauve can i add a $20 enrollment fee that goes to the buymeacoffee

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ok

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Like it’d be nice if they did it but I don’t want them to think they’re getting scammed

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before they get redirected it will say "There is no university. This is a donation. You are not getting anything out of this. Ok buddy?"

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how your application is processed:

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?????????

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why did i just get yield protected :/

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talk to my lawyer

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aeteau

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aeteau aeteau

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aeteau aeteau aeteau

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aeteau aeteau

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aeteau

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@ebon abyss go get me a logo!

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nvm we have a logo!

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@stoic glen

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sorry i meant @winged void

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Credit to Alex

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@lapis mauve can we have an aeteau CHANNEL so I can make a discord invite specifically for aeteau

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The site isn’t done

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Also even then like

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It’s still gonna say the A2C server

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apply to aeteau

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After I finish my subway surfers

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I played before it was considered brainrot

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Then I took a long hiatus until yday

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And even then I did ORIGINAL temple run

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We do not use an edu

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Same with the bottom footer

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Is there no email validation

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Same with GPA/SAT range validation

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Is this min 50 words or characters

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Putting the question text in the input box cuts off at least on mobile so might be better to put smth that fits

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It’s also not immediately clear this question is optional along with some that are after it

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Additionally the context for Minecraft architecture isn’t really shown like maybe a webpage link could be good? (Also applies to step 8)

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Step 8 is also like step 6

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For actual question content I think they’re cute but may be worth seeing if others have ideas as well

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Nitpick but on /admissions essay questions would not fall under transcripts

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If you wanna keep it at 5 you could probably group transcripts and official test score submissions

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Although I’d probably do self reporting for both

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ch

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forgot to edit that

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