Aeteau College (2024-2025)

[shrewd axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020442571849351228/1246742298855997491/aliphaticflow.pdf?ex=67652abf&is=6763d93f&hm=203e8485694dfa9c6f618115fb95cd710bb87bb13ec390cbfbcd3f31c7bf5cac&

[dull breach]

well start 2nd half of jan

[shrewd axle]

Take this

Not that bad

[opaque fjord]

wdym you havent started chem u5? the exam is literally in mid january

[dull breach]

im doing u4 on jan

u5+6 june

[opaque fjord]

oh

[opaque fjord]

i cannot for the life of me write anything that is actually on the mark scheme

[dull breach]

thats really helpful thank you

[shrewd axle]

Try
Try
Try again

[dull breach]

how many conditions will i have to remmeber for my u4 exam

[opaque fjord]

woah nice

[dull breach]

for organic

[shrewd axle]

All

[dull breach]

all the carbonyl reactions' conditions?

and all the past ones too?

[opaque fjord]

there are only like 3 or 4

[dull breach]

alcohol and what not

[shrewd axle]

Conditions as well

[dull breach]

im gonna go crazy

[opaque fjord]

i just write heat under reflux everywhere

[dull breach]

a2 curve so stressful

[shrewd axle]

They reject that sometimes

[dull breach]

i got 290s on my as, but i actually had time to study

[shrewd axle]

Try to genericize everything and get the reactions (acyl chloride) down to their functional groups

[opaque fjord]

are you also giving exms in jan?

[shrewd axle]

May

[opaque fjord]

do you have physics?

[dull breach]

phys chem math

[opaque fjord]

i fumbled physics in AS

[shrewd axle]

I wish bro
Fighting for my life out here with 230s

[opaque fjord]

where are you from @dull breach ?

[shrewd axle]

Same but add eco

[dull breach]

gonna retake?

4? i pray for you

[opaque fjord]

and i'm fpm

[dull breach]

fpm?

[opaque fjord]

further math

[shrewd axle]

I did for Physics because science and CS

[dull breach]

i dropped fm

glad i did

it was a self study

[shrewd axle]

Oh you are done

[opaque fjord]

im giving further math in june

its chill

for now

[dull breach]

i was one raw mark away from an A in fp1 and d1

i was so mad bro

[opaque fjord]

i'll start in feb or march if i have to rd

[dull breach]

idk why i took it in the first place

[opaque fjord]

did you finish gen math?

[dull breach]

no 💀

took it before p2

[opaque fjord]

where are you from?

[dull breach]

my mistakes were actually dumb ones
lost 4 marks cuz i didnt write a +1 from the original question

[dull breach]

lebanon

[opaque fjord]

oh

[shrewd axle]

Good shit

[opaque fjord]

in bangladesh we finish gen math in 1 year then do further math in 1 year

[dull breach]

well since it was a self study

[shrewd axle]

But isn’t it like 21;00 for you

[dull breach]

i was doing my own thing

10pm i live in saudi

[shrewd axle]

Ah

Go to sleep bro

[opaque fjord]

its 1 am here

[dull breach]

ion have school

got essays to write

[opaque fjord]

i have mock tomorrow

at 9 am

[shrewd axle]

For which RD?

[dull breach]

since we finsihed out syllabuses (syllabi?)

[dull breach]

yep

i should leave this chat and finish essaying

[shrewd axle]

(This isn’t breaking any rules right)

[dull breach]

!rule 3

[proud kiln]

#📜-rules

​Rule 3: Advertisements, Promotions, & Monetary Gain

​Please keep advertisements and other promotional content off the server. This includes, but is not limited to, websites, surveys, services, and other Discord servers. Do not send unsolicited direct messages. Moderators may use discretion if they believe you are using predatory advertising practices. All resources here are free. You may not charge any amount.

[dull breach]

[opaque fjord]

do you guys have any tips on how to write physiscs answers that actually match with the mark scheme?

[shrewd axle]

Shite

Well I said what I said

[opaque fjord]

except practicsing

[shrewd axle]

Remember it

[dull breach]

write down common questions i guess

understand the topic and literally write everything thats correct

[shrewd axle]

That
But first, go through topic-wise questions
More often than not, they have the exact same points

[opaque fjord]

the only one i know atp is lenz im so cooked

[dull breach]

lenz my fav all the answers are the same

[opaque fjord]

i see

[dull breach]

find a lenz star question

study it

boom

[shrewd axle]

I haven’t done Lenz stuff yet

[dull breach]

lenz is mostly o level knowledge aint it

[shrewd axle]

[opaque fjord]

i never saw this stuff in o lvl

[shrewd axle]

Anyway I’ll be sleeping now

[dull breach]

are we flooding this chat with offtopic stuff

[shrewd axle]

See ya

[dull breach]

alright goodnight

[shrewd axle]

Yes

[stiff nova]

a2memes

[green knot]

please accept me i will die for auteau

🙏

aetueu

aeteau*

[stiff nova]

aeteau needs a rival

[timber geyser]

r/mentalhealth

[river eagle]

As the Dean of Admissions, I want to clarify that we are not on commonapp. You can apply via OUAC, UCAS, UC App, and ApplyTexas

[royal hornet]

southern Rhode Island

[timber geyser]

will you accept the georgetown admissions portal

[river eagle]

Oh definitely

[lapis mauve]

If we finish the website and find game devs I want to make an extension of aeteau college through a portal astrology game

Basically there will be a very obvious portal glitch which if you click you unlock the game and from there outside of 9-5 hours (in sped up game time) a rogue aeteau admissions chat bot guides you through portal astrology stuff in terms of if ur right or wrong and lets you know if the admissions office is close to catching you

During 9-5 hours the chatbot is normal and you can learn more abt Aeteau through the chatbot which can indirectly give you hints abt what parts of the portal may unlock things

You win if you correctly guess your decision before decision day via portal astrology, lose if you guess wrong, get caught by the AOs, or don’t figure it out at all

[cunning lake]

That sounds awesome

Is the “AO” catching part also automated?

[lapis mauve]

I am not sure I haven’t thought that far lol but maybe there would be certain triggers that alert the AOs

[cunning lake]

Hmmmm

[cunning lake]

This is also kind of like a general admissions question, but are decisions logged in all at once?

The only thing that could be a little weird is if like, there wasn’t actually a decision made yet, and then they wouldn’t be able to actually guess correctly

Or are they all reviewed, and then there’s like a period after their all done where the portal astrology happens

[lapis mauve]

The current canon without the portal astrology game in mind is you can apply by x day of the month and they come out y day the next month so we aren’t tied down to a certain part of year

[cunning lake]

Ooh smart

You know how a bunch of colleges have like AI bots write their emails? (I can send pictures cause ig you don’t really get college mail anymore)

Idk if this fits your vision, but maybe after a decision is made, students will get like, one of those AI generated emails that says there’s a status update, but it’s a false alarm bc the result isn’t actually released. Then they get like a “real” (but automated) response a couple minutes later saying it’s a false alarm

And like, during some of those periods, maybe for like a certain number of minutes or hours, that’s when you can do portal astrology

[lapis mauve]

Lmaoooo that could work tbh

[latent garden]

Ooh, you’re speaking my language

[lapis mauve]

I think one issue I just thought of is portal astrology tends to be a “group project” in the sense people compare their portals but if we managed to whip up an automated discussion board (like every 4 hours in game an NPC makes a post that helps the user compare their portal with other “applicants”) it could work

[cunning lake]

Do you know what ZeeMee is

[lapis mauve]

Yeah

[cunning lake]

Maybe a feature we could do is like have an invite/role to the A2C equivalent, which is like an “accepted students” thing on ZeeMee but for Aeteau ppl, and it’s like advertised

And they get a link to it prematurely with the status update letter

(It’s really just like a discord channel at most)

And then they’ll talk to eachother about it there

Idk that may be too complicated d

[lapis mauve]

I debated the idea of multiplayer communication, the issue is we dunno how many numbers this would pull so it could get awkward if the numbers are low

But if they were high that’d be cool

[shrewd axle]

What time zone is this?

[lapis mauve]

There would be an in game time system that’s sped up

So where you are wouldn’t matter

It depends tbh

That was my initial idea at least

[shrewd axle]

Ooh

[lapis mauve]

I wouldn’t wanna have elements that rely on people being on at a certain irl time but that also makes it harder to integrate irl

[shrewd axle]

That could work
So are we picking a random start time? Because otherwise I don’t see how they could avoid hitting that

[lapis mauve]

Either:
a. In game days are infinite until the final day(?)
b. The game system works entirely separate from the decision system we’re working on now, allowing us to set a hard threshold using in game time

[cunning lake]

One thing about this too is that if we do it by a month by month basis, we would only have 1 months worth of applicants for each chat

[lapis mauve]

There’s also the risk of spoilers which is why I’m leaning towards the NPC discussion board

Bc then we have full control over the narrative but they still get comparisons

[cunning lake]

To me personally I think it feels more immersive if you have like a short time limit

Like in game time limit

So like after you log on to your portal

You have like X amount of min/hours until the “issue is fixed”

[cunning lake]

Also a good point

[lapis mauve]

I think the issue is we can’t bank on people being available for a short time period

I like the idea but it screws up how much we can do if we rely on irl time too much

[cunning lake]

I was thinking like, the time period is more of a timer after they click on the game

[lapis mauve]

Then how do the days work

Are they 1:1?

[cunning lake]

I don’t think it would need to be like, a multiple day of portal astrology thing if we agree that a shorter time period is better.

So like, basically to give a more complete picture, maybe there is like a 1-2 day period after decisions are made but not released where they can turn on their timer, and the timer is like 4-5 hours or something like that until their portal gets fixed.

They can start any time during that period, but the hard stop is after that 2 day period

Is matching up days possible if there are time zone differences?

2 IRL days I mean. And that’s just a random number, it could be any number of days

[lapis mauve]

If we give them any irl time period as I’ve said we basically have to axe most time aspects of the game besides the amount of time alloted

Bc again as I’ve said we cannot rely on people logging on at x time

[cunning lake]

Ohh I think I get what you mean. Hmmm

[shrewd axle]

Can we just make it a “go” from the moment they access their portal then?
“You have 6 hours until the portal is fixed” or whatever

[cunning lake]

Something that could help us pick the best course of action is how many people are actually going to be applying, especially for the “month by month” basis.

If you think it won’t be a lot of people, could we do it so that we stop the timer after all of the applicants have had like “at least x amnt of time” to play the game (like after accessing the portal to start the game)?

[cunning lake]

That’s kinda what I was already saying

[shrewd axle]

Ah
Wasn’t able to catch up lol

[cunning lake]

Nw haha

[stiff nova]

WEBSITE BUILT

@lapis mauve Can you disable proxying on the domains?

Wait

You may not need to

Lemme test something

ok i found the issue

To fix this issue, you need to visit the SSL/TLS settings page in the Cloudflare dashboard and set the SSL/TLS encryption mode to Full or Full (Strict). This will ensure that Cloudflare sends encrypted HTTPS requests to the server and the server does not redirect the requests to HTTPS.

Wait nevermind

Im stupid

Full (strict)

[stiff nova]

yes

full strict

If its not on full strict the website will break

[shrewd axle]

Why exactly?

[stiff nova]

pretty simply

the hosting platform (vercel) redirects all http connections to https

the dns platform (cloudflare) redirects all https connections on flexible to http

the hosting platform (vercel) then redirects all http connections to https

and so on

forever

my tool said it had 19 redirects before it gave up

the maximum befor chrome gives up is like 3

now

idea

we should have the campus on roblox or minecraft

id say mc but roblox is also cool

[shrewd axle]

MC would be easier to work with, I think

[timber geyser]

where's the website

[stiff nova]

it will be aeteau.college (once carly fixes cf)

[stiff nova]

how it feels to wait for carly to fix cloudflare (i got boba, finished 3 days worth of calc homework, ate a pizza, biked a mile, and ate 3 eggs)

[cursive tree]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-12587352171248068863

[stiff nova]

grass? i hardly know her (get ou-)

[cursive tree]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[stiff nova]

bruh

[cursive tree]

i was just matching ur freak

mb

[lapis mauve]

What do you need fixed exactly

Bc you mentioned like 3 things

[stiff nova]

yes

so i need just one thing

go to ssl settings

hit switch setting

and change it to Full (Strict)

that will fix the website

[stiff nova]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-touch-it-programmer-walking-cow-coding-gif-17252607

this is literally the a2 website

[lapis mauve]

?

[stiff nova]

alr it works

https://www.aeteau.college/

its gotta be made better since i used chatgpt

but for now it works

shit

theres a massive photo of my face

irl

how did it get there

[lapis mauve]

Where the sigma is the contrast

[stiff nova]

theres supposed to be a photo there

[cursive tree]

should i make aeteau a cute fishy mascot

[weak elk]

this is a mess

[lapis mauve]

ngl its not that deep

its also not finished

[lapis mauve]

We are going to need to change a bit of the text tho

[weak elk]

im joking

[amber stump]

i'm waiting for some poor soul to apply unironically

[open briar]

Aeteau College announces new dorms, projected to be completed by Jan. 2025!

"These state-of-the-art living facilities will give our students a taste of the experience that Aeteau is famed for. We strive for authenticity and convenience in every aspect of our work, and this is certainly reflected in our new dormitories" said, John Aeteau, the President of the Residential Life Office. Readers should note that President Aeteau has no relation to John Aeteau, the founder of Aeteau College.

"Due to its location," Mr. Aeteau continued, "students will be expected to carry the financial burden of these facilities." A double room will cost a student about $15,000 per quarter. "This is all in an effort to continue the stellar maintenance of our living spaces," Mr. Aeteau concluded.

Prospective residents should expect state-of-the-art amenities like bedding, roofing, and even running water in some corners of the building. Electricity is not included; the Residential Life Office claims this is a step towards an environmentally-conscious campus.

[cunning lake]

What’s up Aeteauers

[brisk heart]

autism

[sonic urchin]

will there be an a2religion on a2campus where you have to a2worship a2john aeteau 3 times an a2week

[shrewd axle]

Tf happened to Furina

[hoary forum]

only $15,000? wow that's a steal for those ✨ pristine ✨ living conditions

[stiff nova]

you can edit it

[stiff nova]

added a code of conduct

for development

[fallen wolf]

erice in a elvis presley costume

[worldly spire]

"family reunions just got more interesting" 💀

[stiff nova]

general vc 2 - aeteau deving

[royal hornet]

holy shit

its beautiful

🥹

[stiff nova]

it sucks

i need images

can someone get me a banner photo for the front page

[shrewd axle]

What exactly do you need? (Theme, size, etc)

[open briar]

😍 Aeteau College prettiest buildings

[stiff nova]

Something college

And for size

Hero size

[amber stump]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-office-spongebob-on-fire-gif-13729593

should just be this tbh

[cunning lake]

That’s the crap in Milan right? I remember seeing that from the roof of the Duomo and I was PISSED

[stiff nova]

aeteau memes

[stiff nova]

@open briar do you get butter on your waffles

[open briar]

50% of the time yeah

[stiff nova]

if your a waffle

and im butter

Trollege

[stiff nova]

i need a list of application questions

[lapis mauve]

What kind

[stiff nova]

what questions i should put on the application page

[lapis mauve]

What kind are you looking for

Like for when people are applying and submitting

[stiff nova]

so like

initial application (like what common app basically is)

that

[lapis mauve]

Oh ok

I can maybe brainstorm on my flight

Do we want like

UChicago type shit

[stiff nova]

idk

i know the honors "essay" will be two parts

a real essay

and a mandatory video of yourself meow-rapping fein

meow

meow

meow

meow

[open briar]

uh oh

[lapis mauve]

Um

Perhaps not

Reminder that normal people will want to view and participate too

[stiff nova]

an optional essay perchance?

[lapis mauve]

Please keep it normal

[stiff nova]

oh come on chloe

have a little fun

be silly

https://tenor.com/view/raxdflipnote-ds-ds-flipnote-pictochat-3ds-gif-3396820918885144056

[lapis mauve]

I don’t think you understand the issue tbh

[stiff nova]

i do tbh

wait no

i dont

r/explainlikeimfive/

i have no idea

[lapis mauve]

You are referencing memes only a select few people understand

People who don’t understand them will just think the website is weird and will not want to participate

[stiff nova]

the select few:
(i tried to put an invite link for a2c but it was deleted)

[stiff nova]

i understand then

maybe a special scholarship that has that as the prompt

like their very very special full ride that only 3.14 people get per decade

[stiff nova]

aeteau memes

[shrewd axle]

How are you admitting 0.14th of a person
Are you just letting their arm enter campus

[stiff nova]

no

also thats not admit

its a scholarship

the

lemme think

Peter G. Riffin Scholarship

https://tenor.com/view/arguing-about-money-family-guy-married-life-friday-pay-day-gif-12766971

[cold wigeon]

can we have a dei office

[river eagle]

Donuts, eggnong, and ice cream? Sounds good to me

[stiff nova]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-sigma-joker-lightning-god-patrick-bateman-sigma-edit-gif-11768805784532291762

sigma sigma boy

[latent garden]

More like a fingernail

[brazen gyro]

they only get 0.14th of a diploma

they go to uni for 0.14x cost and for 0.14x of the time

[stiff nova]

Roommates: The portal allows you to swipe left or right on roommates. You must pick one roommate and they must pick you.

[glossy furnace]

everyone must write a quirky-ahh bio without the use of slang

[cunning lake]

Hopefully I get into Aeteau ED

[river eagle]

We only have multiple choice early action

you apply by bubbling in on a scantron

[shrewd axle]

This is actually a really good idea
Can we have a 1/250,000 chance of spawning Mark Iplier as a roommate as well

[latent garden]

I dig this actually

[cunning lake]

Ohh thank you Dean that makes much more sense.

[stiff nova]

no

[lapis mauve]

i am working on some of this rn

i might take a nap so im gonna push what i have so far

[peak bramble]

dang

[peak bramble]

portal astrology BS nice

[bronze cedar]

w college

[lapis mauve]

Idk if I did the PR right

I realized it doesn’t auto do it until now

[stiff nova]

tysm

[stiff nova]

bros name has #bananth

[stiff nova]

ynw

maybe i should make a scholarship

where you apply via scantron art

The B. AnAnth Arts Scholarship

You must submit a bubbled in scantron

and we will see the art of it

[stiff nova]

FINALLY IT WORKS!

I just need to fix the error with vercel now

fml

[lapis mauve]

I think you missed what bananth is

It’s not banana!

[stiff nova]

yes

ban anth

B. AnAnth

just for fun

no wait

banana > ban anth

B. Anana Arts Scholarship

[stiff nova]

Chat whats our schedule

Also im writing the common data set rn

[lapis mauve]

Wym

[stiff nova]

Semester

Trimester

4-1-4

Other

[cunning lake]

We should copy whatever Dartmouth does

Or whatever W&L does

One of the two

In terms of “schedule”

Where it’s like a few normal term and the ones a crazy experiential learning type thing

Gotta be a lil creative how we would implement that. But it’s the best system out there e

[stiff nova]

Hmm

I got it

F#7%!#@ Block Schedule

Heres how it works

3 100-day semesters plus a 10 day winter break and a 55 day summer

Each semester is one 9 credit course (a block)

[lapis mauve]

Usually 12 credits is the minimum per term (if 2 terms for 120 needed to grad) but 15 recommended to grad on time

[stiff nova]

Alr

So

Each block is an 10 credit course (your major) plus an option of taking:

2 credit "internship" course (where you basically do a school provided internship for credits)
4 credit "minor" (a minor in 3-4 blocks)

There

minimum 15 maximum 19

[shrewd axle]

Make it GamerSupps instead
For the ultimate furry energy

[stiff nova]

chat i think monster energy is more furry

[lapis mauve]

@stiff nova how would i add a second major under a college

would i just copy paste the whole blurb again

[stiff nova]

i mean

it auto adds them to the college

just make sure the college name is the same

and that that college exists under the colleges.tsx data file

[stiff nova]

POV: your an A2Cer

[lapis mauve]

i like this

i added a new pr so you will see what i mean abt the second minor thingy

i think

i forgor

[stiff nova]

i saw it

i got 7 emails about your request

ICE

[lapis mauve]

skull

why did it do that

[stiff nova]

no wait less

i got 3

1 from netlify
1 from vercel
1 from github

[lapis mauve]

what errors were there btw

[stiff nova]

i think it was my fault actually

it wasnt building

vercel is very picky about what to build and what not to build

[lapis mauve]

oh lol

[stiff nova]

btw check ur email

im gonna add you as an admin

btw if you wanna take a look

https://www.aeteau.college/

bruh

@latent garden i need you to make some ads for the school

brochures

emails

etc

@lapis mauve if youd like i can getus a sendmail account so we can actually send mail

(we cant recieve it i think)

[lapis mauve]

I think she’s busy for a bit

[stiff nova]

ok

[lapis mauve]

Uhh maybe later

[stiff nova]

alr

[stiff nova]

@lapis mauve yeah i do need to setup the sendgrid account

i did have good news

the application portal is almost done

[stiff nova]

where is everyone?

[bronze cedar]

dead

[cunning lake]

We should respell doom with the same sound in my opinion. It is more legitimate.

“Duum” “Duem” or something like that

Actually lowkey a perfect page

Disregard what I said

[open briar]

Can we make this the official campus image on the website

it would be funny i think

[maiden meteor]

i couldn't find Aeteau College on common app

[bronze cedar]

💀💀

[stiff nova]

i can get it on

but it will cost us

like

$3000

[royal hornet]

That would be epic

[stiff nova]

we could also get aeteau.edu

[maiden meteor]

for a year

[stiff nova]

yeah i think so

[maiden meteor]

😦

[stiff nova]

ehh

who cares

we would have to have actual teachers then

so chat

if i had used an actual database for the server

i would have had to pay

so instead of using a database

i have them draw login credentials into sand

and then read it

that way its free

the joy of free

[shrewd axle]

Sand?

[stiff nova]

Sand.

https://tenor.com/view/sand-drawing-the-doge-nft-sand-art-art-own-the-doge-gif-26958646

[maiden meteor]

what if water washes our data

[stiff nova]

then your cooked

auto deny

[shrewd axle]

Are you just abusing URL parameters

[stiff nova]

no

[stiff nova]

im using something so ingenious

that even yall wouldnt figure it out

[shrewd axle]

So it’s held together by a piece of string

[stiff nova]

how did you find out

i used beads on a string

to represent student data

[shrewd axle]

Abacus method
The original computer

[stiff nova]

yes

ok well actually i have it in blob storage

[shrewd axle]

And that isn’t expensive?

[stiff nova]

not in this case

im using aws blob storage btw

and its free

[shrewd axle]

Fancy

[stiff nova]

im using a beta feature

so its free

eventually we will switch to cloudflare storage

with 10/gb of free data

[stiff nova]

Nvm

Its not 10GB

its 250 megabytes

So

Im gonna store everything in a github repo

[stiff nova]

Welo

Anyone here

[lapis mauve]

I’m at the doctor’s rn

[shrewd axle]

Doesn’t git-lfs have a monthly limit?

[stiff nova]

huh

well not with the way ima have it

its gonna directly use a contributor account and use it

[lapis mauve]

So idk what a sendmail account is

Google says it’s a windows and Linux thing which I do not have

[peak bramble]

what are you guys using it for?

[lapis mauve]

No clue

Butter said we needed it

[peak bramble]

idk what send mail is but if you guys are literally trying to send mail i recommend convertkit or beehiiv

mailchimp or activecampaign are decent

[lapis mauve]

Yeah I was thinking mailchimp

[stiff nova]

i meant something else

sendgrid

sendmail is an app

sendgrid is like gmail/outlook but for maillists

https://sendgrid.com/en-us

we can send 100 emails a day with it for free

[shrewd axle]

Is that going to be enough? Even if only 1% of the Discord users join, that’s 400+ users

[vast spoke]

400+ *students

[stiff nova]

yeah

thats gonna be hard

so

mailchimp?

im finding stuff

so

we wont have more then 10k users right?

alrighty

so

ive made a decision

we will use 3 email providers

zoho for user-to-user emails (eg, a student emails me about housing and i reply)

[river eagle]

I've already signed a contract with AOL for al email related services

[stiff nova]

mailgun for transactional emails (verify your email)

[stiff nova]

your in admissions

im in IT

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

so

and then kit for marketing (since we get unlimited emails for upto 10k users)

[latent garden]

Can you link to kit?

Like whatever you’re talking about

[stiff nova]

sure

https://kit.com/pricing

basically you make an email

and they send it

so

the following people will get their own email

carly, me, biggreen

and yeah

thats all

now

@river eagle i need a bio

for the faculty page

[shrewd axle]

A2C big 3 before GTA 6

[stiff nova]

thats it

your now the dean of the clown college

Distorted_Clown

EvolvingClown

clowning

https://tenor.com/view/clown-clown-meme-clown-makeup-clown-makeup-meme-gif-24590297

[shrewd axle]

That’s basically the Ponzi School of Scamming anyway

[stiff nova]

no

your gonna be

clown college

literally

clowns, acrobats, magicians

[shrewd axle]

Let’s gooooo

[email protected]

[stiff nova]

oh

[shrewd axle]

Time to scam some kids

[stiff nova]

and you dont get an email

[shrewd axle]

[stiff nova]

wanna buy one?

[shrewd axle]

I’ll give you one crisp NFT of a real dollar bill

[stiff nova]

donate $25 to the a2c fund and ill get you an aeteau.college email

[shrewd axle]

I’m broke

[stiff nova]

L

i make $13.50 an hour

[shrewd axle]

So what’s the plan?

Like is that “game” thing still on?

[stiff nova]

oh

maybe

but im thinking to do minecraft

so basically

you sign in with a special login

and you go in

i can do it for cheap

[shrewd axle]

Minecraft servers definitely have Auth plugins

[stiff nova]

yeah

and ill set it up so no matter if your a paid user or a free user you can join

as long as you were accepted or your doing a tour

im gonna implement both chat and vc stuff

so proximity chat no mods

[shrewd axle]

You’re going to have to moderate the ever loving fuck out of that

[stiff nova]

adventure mode for most users

automod plugins

yeah

[shrewd axle]

Chat

They’ll have access to chat and will inevitably start trying out slurs

[bronze cedar]

aeteau college is my #1 school

do u guys have ED

[stiff nova]

no unfortunately

[shrewd axle]

REA

[stiff nova]

no

wait

i dont know

ask @river eagle

[shrewd axle]

I think “REA, but make Ole Miss the only exception” seems decent

[stiff nova]

no

fuck ole miss

also its not your job

only biggreen can pick

[lapis mauve]

A2C Substack barely has 50 so def not

Bc we can’t put people on the list unless they opt in

We’d probably need two different checkboxes on the website

Depends on how many emails we need

But one would need to be to accept that they’ll receive the required emails like portal stuff and then if we wanna let them opt in to additional stuff that would be another box

So we’ll also eventually need a privacy policy

[shrewd axle]

True true

[lapis mauve]

@stiff nova can you link what you need accounts for so I can review

[shrewd axle]

What would this contain though?

[lapis mauve]

If you handle data you need to have a privacy policy

So by collecting emails we need one

[stiff nova]

Alright

[stiff nova]

ok

Zoho Mails

[shrewd axle]

And what would the privacy policy contain? Just how we’re using the data?

[stiff nova]

pretty much

[lapis mauve]

Exact URLs is what I mean

[stiff nova]

so

oh alr

[lapis mauve]

Even though they’re not usually legally the most sound we could probably use a free generator since we’re not doing anything significant nor are we a profiting company

But yeah just stating stuff like what we collect, how we use it, how to have your data deleted/how to view it under CCPA and GDPR, and that we aren’t gonna sell it

[shrewd axle]

Oh shit right, deletion mechanisms

[stiff nova]

To have your data deleted, contact [email protected] with any relevenant information like linked emails, usernames, etc.

it may take upto 10 days to delete all your data.

Oh

A TOS

Make sure theres an arbitration waiver

[shrewd axle]

So:

• Usernames
• Email addresses
• Name (?)

Anything else that’ll be collected?

[lapis mauve]

We should worry about building the site before we worry about tos and privacy policy

Bc we don’t know all of this until that’s done

[stiff nova]

nah

im handling the site

finish the tos at least

write it in a txt file and send it to me pls

[lapis mauve]

I understand, but there are certain details that we won’t know until you finish

[stiff nova]

alr

for now im counting on less then 100 new users a day

[shrewd axle]

Also, if you’re looking for automating newsletters, Beehiiv supports mail merge tags, but you will have to use an external tool to gather info (make.com) and you’ll have to verify your identity via Stripe

[stiff nova]

oh no

were using kick

[shrewd axle]

Great

[stiff nova]

https://www.zoho.com/mail/signup.html
https://app.kit.com/users/signup?plan=1k
https://login.sendgrid.com/unified_login/start?screen_hint=signup

link them all to the domain and DM me all the dkim and spf records they have you insert into the website

[shrewd axle]

Any way to automate a “queue” system of sorts?

[stiff nova]

well

no

but yes

i can try but it may be hard

its more of "verify your email"

[shrewd axle]

Oh shit
Verifying emails counts as well?

[stiff nova]

no

its the only thing that counts

thats "transactional emails"

which i get 100 of per day

[lapis mauve]

so none of the zoho plans are free lol

ph wait

nvm

[stiff nova]

scroll down

[lapis mauve]

they put it at the bottom

[stiff nova]

yes

thats how they get you

zoho is silly

https://tenor.com/view/zoho-crm-gryffindor-hogwarts-harry-potter-gif-17684944

[river eagle]

No instead of single choice early action, w have multiple choicr early action

[stiff nova]

oh

how many choices

also

[lapis mauve]

what domain based email am i creating

[stiff nova]

aeteau.college?

[lapis mauve]

yes but whats the prefix

[stiff nova]

all three of them on the same domain

[stiff nova]

there is no prefix

huh?

im putting all 3 on the same domain for ultimate cheapstaking

[lapis mauve]

its asking me to choose [email protected] rn

what is blank

[stiff nova]

oh

thats gonna be your email

so whatever you want

[lapis mauve]

oh ok

[stiff nova]

for your personal email

[lapis mauve]

wasnt sure if you wanted admin there or not

[stiff nova]

note we have unlimited emails but 5 users

[stiff nova]

you can give me superadmin

[lapis mauve]

where

[stiff nova]

huhuh

huh

huh huh

i swear there was a way to give me admin

[shrewd axle]

Why don’t you create it instead?

Give chloe elevated privileges

[stiff nova]

@lapis mauve

carly?

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

its as shrimple as that carly

[lapis mauve]

?

theres no users tab

[stiff nova]

huh

can you vc and screenshare

this shi so confuzzling

[lapis mauve]

whihc site are you on

youve sent me 3

so this is not easy

[stiff nova]

zoho

join general vc and screenshare

im honestly this confused

[lapis mauve]

i found this tab and this is the ojne i was alr on

where invitees costs money

[stiff nova]

did you finish setup

[lapis mauve]

i believe so

[stiff nova]

https://mailadmin.zoho.com/cpanel/home.do#dashboard

this should bring you to the admin page

this is for zoho btw

also i do want to do it myself but dns records

[lapis mauve]

yes im alr there

[stiff nova]

ok

now go to users

dont hit invitees

hit add

for me do
first name Butter
last name Osmanli
username butter
autogenerate for new password
click yes on send credentials via email
and type in "[email protected]"

then once you do that

go back to users

click on my username

hit role

and make it administrator

once you do that ill handle the rest

[lapis mauve]

this is as muhc as i can get

no admin thing

and needs a pwdf

[stiff nova]

you see the big blue auto generate

click that

[lapis mauve]

still no admin

[stiff nova]

yes

now

change the username to just "butter

then hit the button below this screenshot that says create user

[lapis mauve]

done i think now

[stiff nova]

ok

now go to users tab again

and click on my name

[lapis mauve]

did the admin thing now

[stiff nova]

ok

lemme check

fun fact: @river eagle is worth $449.95

https://www.bissellcommercial.com/product/bg10-extractor/

[river eagle]

i have the little green machine from Bissel. It is amazing

[stiff nova]

you ARE the little green machine

[river eagle]

Nobody would describe me as little

[stiff nova]

*big green machine

version 10

biggreen10

so

[lapis mauve]

sendgrid refused my account

[stiff nova]

why

💀

[lapis mauve]

my guess is that they asked for a webiste and aeteau doesnt currently exist

[stiff nova]

aeteau.college

and it does exist

[lapis mauve]

i know

[stiff nova]

its up

[lapis mauve]

well

they didnt like it!

[stiff nova]

lemme try lol

[river eagle]

I mean... fair play

[stiff nova]

uhh

chloe

[river eagle]

they did sniff out a non-real thing

[stiff nova]

did you forget to setup the mx records

[lapis mauve]

why

they show for me

[stiff nova]

i cant recieve verification emails

[stiff nova]

huh

nvm

its just slow

i dmd carly the recovery code

i have it working

now i just need to finish the application portal

[stiff nova]

rn the storage is the issue

its not storing data right because were using the most cheapstake method to store data in the history of data

also whoevers making privacy policy

make sure to include that data is also subject to githubs privacy policy as they provide us storage

and that any data is subject to both our policies and their policies

gyatt

i was in ohio before i met you

i edged too much and now i rizz you

now im grimace shake

gyatt

tell your friends it was nice to rizz them

but i hope i never edge again

i know it breaks your fanum

taxin in ohio and im still not sigma

4 years no livvu

Now you're looking pretty on Adin Ross's Twitchy

And I-I-I-I-I can't rizz

No, I-I-I-I-I can't mew

So Baby-Gronk me closer

In the back Skibidi Toilet

That I know you can't afford

Kai Cenat tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gyatt right off the corner

From that Fanum that you taxed

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't ever not the rizzler

@royal hornet hop on the beat with me

just sad?

just no 💀

[royal hornet]

I am NOT starting out the new year with brainrot 😔

[stiff nova]

wait

your at purdue

i was gonna say fuck yourself but its too late

your fucked

[royal hornet]

Nah I’m in France rn

[stiff nova]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hellmo-french-baguette-chaos-gif-24577820

now

#1318679575219146833

nuke the aeteau AOs

[fluid kite]

you're

[fluid kite]

you're

[fluid kite]

you're

[fluid kite]

you're

[fluid kite]

you're

[fluid kite]

you're

okay i think im taking this joke too far

[drowsy ore]

Interesting place 😳

[royal hornet]

lmao

[stiff nova]

memes

[stiff nova]

we bouta cook 🔥

[drowsy ore]

O-o

[stiff nova]

POV: one of the dorms

[stiff nova]

alrighty

we need a head of meals

who wants to handle food

[stiff nova]

so uhh

[royal hornet]

We can get fine dining from all over the world

Surströmming

Durian

[cursive tree]

PEAK

If you open it underwater its supposed to help

[royal hornet]

Vieux Boulogne cheese

[royal hornet]

So that’s exactly what we WONT do

[feral birch]

guys I can't find Aeteau on the commonapp

[royal hornet]

Found the dining hall menu https://plyvinecatering.co.uk/10-stinkiest-foods-in-the-world/

Also an article from the disgusting food museum!! [removed article link]

I strongly regret reading that article

I’m gonna delete the link, yall can look it up if u want, that stuff is vile

[feral birch]

it's that bad? 😭

[royal hornet]

It’s really really bad

U can look up “disgusting food museum most disgusting foods list”, but id recommend not

[feral birch]

I should've listened.

[cursive tree]

without reading this i already know its probably all fermented foods

[stiff nova]

ive already discussed this

to get on common app we would have to pay around 3k a year

plus have an actual building

if anyone wanna donate, https://buymeacoffee.com/applyingtocollege

[shrewd axle]

Campus: Abandoned Walmart near you

[feral birch]

aintnoway

[stiff nova]

uhh

better

ooh i know

the campus is a wendys parking lot

[idle smelt]

the campus is actually in a shopping mall in a space that used to be a massive department store

[river eagle]

HEY

NO

You got rid of the wrong one

[open briar]

There we go

[bronze cedar]

w

[near valve]

LOL

did we get rid of harvard 😭

[bronze cedar]

aeteau is the new harvard

[shrewd axle]

Not even in the same league

[latent garden]

Ditto, i don’t see a seminary background for Aeteau lol

[cunning lake]

Perfect

Also I didn’t know we had an emblem already

It’s actually gorgeous

[cunning lake]

Nah… we lowkey could do that if we tried I think

It’d take years but A2College could happen fr

[peak bramble]

are these actually our colors

we can do sm better than construction themed

[drowsy ore]

The new MIT*

[stiff nova]

Yeah no those arent our colors

these are the a2colors

[feral birch]

cool gray is actually good

[shrewd axle]

Do we just copy the NYU logo then

[stiff nova]

ill make a logo

[shrewd axle]

I can also make one if you need, what exactly do you want out of it?

[stiff nova]

yeah you make one

@lapis mauve did you change the dns for aeteaus website

it should be a Proxied A to 76.76.21.21 for the root (@ domain)

[shrewd axle]

Any expectations/requirements?

[stiff nova]

uhh

use those colors

our mascot is a hamburger

so yeah

[cursive tree]

i could do some logo design today

[lapis mauve]

I did that ages ago

To what you said

[potent spade]

What is Aeteau college anyway

Like is it actually gonna be a real thing

[bronze cedar]

💀

[stiff nova]

guys

so new club

you shower the homeless (cs students)

[bronze cedar]

LOL

[shrewd axle]

Include art majors as well

[idle smelt]

have you ever met an arts major

[shrewd axle]

No, I don’t go to homeless shelters

[idle smelt]

you’re talking a lot of shit for someone who hasn’t even gotten into college

[shrewd axle]

Isn’t that the job of a HS Senior

[bronze cedar]

lol

[idle smelt]

if you knew anything about careers in the arts you’d know they’re highly unionized lmfao

let’s not talk shit abt things we know nothing about

[bronze cedar]

ur going to have to say that to a lot of ppl on this server then

[shrewd axle]

Unionized, sure (I know about that), but doesn’t that just imply a lack of jobs in the industry then? Higher wages on average -> lower number of positions and all that?

Genuine question

[latent garden]

Yes and no

[drowsy ore]

What’s the acceptance rate for this college? 😳

[cold wigeon]

3.14%

[bronze cedar]

boo

[idle smelt]

friend i’m a getting a bachelors of fine arts lmfao

[idle smelt]

no lmfao, it just means people are fairly paid and have safe working conditions

the field i’m going into literally has a mandated minimum number of positions on each project they’re employed for

[latent garden]

And I’m not disputing that 😂 in themed entertainment design we don’t have unions, but I can see why many areas might

[open briar]

Unionized? Is there something that's ionizing the workers? Radiation is dangerous y'know

[sterile bramble]

what r the job prospects w that

[idle smelt]

my major is stage management, i plan to get my masters in music industry during undergrad and work in large-scale concert tours

in stage management specifically you can work in theatre, corporate events, sports, concert venues, broadcasting, and tv/film

[sterile bramble]

oh

[idle smelt]

people also sometimes go into entertainment law

[sterile bramble]

im assuming ur gonna stay in LA for that

cause its la

[sterile bramble]

r u gonna do tha3t

[idle smelt]

i’m probably going to move to nyc because i don’t really plan on having a car but it depends on what job offers i have when i graduate especially bc i want to work for the la olympics

[idle smelt]

eventually i think i’ll get my MBA and work in the music industry

[safe ocean]

i didn’t know that was a major, actually sounds so cool? wow

[idle smelt]

yeah it’s really rare, only ~30 schools in the u.s. have it and they tend to only enroll 6-8 students per year

[latent garden]

Not to mention other project management positions too.

@idle smelt I recommend joining the Stage Manager’s Association - one of my industry friends is their recording Secretary and currently works for Disney Cruise Line’s Entertainment division, but is also well connected overall. Brian Rangell is a king.

Also they have an online National Holiday party tomorrow that might be worth joining

https://stagemanagers.us14.list-manage.com/track/click?u=adfc68ea1f3ebdd34de64120f&id=aa84098c95&e=2ee7ec8948

[stiff nova]

alright

its time to begin work

i must finish the application portal today

[left jetty]

If you're applying to Lehigh then please upvote suggestion https://discord.com/channels/786557653924708373/1267305559716003913

[cunning lake]

What’s happening here guys

[craggy mulch]

we building

[amber stump]

Will this college have an esports team

[bronze cedar]

asking the real question

[sterile marsh]

Guys, for Aeteau College, I have a suggestion: You don't apply to the college; the college applies to you.

[latent garden]

Oh my gosh, this is the twist we need

[drowsy ore]

Is this gonna be like South Harmon Institute of Technology type of thing?

[quaint osprey]

hey

by the way

i need to start making us a common data set

[shrewd axle]

What happened to your other account?

[quaint osprey]

my mom wanted me to delete it and create a new account that she could monitor

[shrewd axle]

I see

[quaint osprey]

so

i was being freaky on my old acc and my mom couldnt handle my freak

now

hey wait

whats our semester plan

4-1-4?

also we offer associates, bachelors, masters, doctorate professional-practice, doctorate paper?

so

im thinking

[shrewd axle]

https://commondataset.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/CDS-2024-2025-TEMPLATE.pdf

Template (should be editable)

[quaint osprey]

i have it

and also

we dont need one

since enrolled would be 0

[idle smelt]

niche direct admissions moment

[bronze cedar]

i love niche direct admissions

[quaint osprey]

nah bro niche so complicated

imagine having to send a transcript 💀

[bronze cedar]

how?