Princeton University (2024-2025)

[candid prism]

cap and gown eating club

[steep thistle]

Different luck

[candid prism]

ah

[placid trench]

Was there, can confirm

[candid prism]

you also a local?

[blissful perch]

omg its the man who has wall street in the palm of his hand

good 📈📈📈📈 afternoon 📉📉📉📉

[placid trench]

Yes

[candid prism]

W

we love mercer county

[candid prism]

i wanted to go up to him and ask him not to say it next time so that i can make money on my kalshi bets

[candid prism]

my favorite sign, so damn confusing...is it penn princeton or plainsboro

[placid trench]

it proabably was the princeton medical center purchased by upenn located in plainsboro 💀

[candid prism]

i'm convinced that the audience has like orders on when to clap

[candid prism]

the grads don't walk 💀

[eternal drum]

That’s normal

[eternal drum]

anyone off wl?

[fair marsh]

fingers crossed!

[past venture]

why did this disappear off my list 😞

[wise marsh]

it happens if the chats been inactive for a certain period

[tough juniper]

Hi chat

Why Princeton

Help

[blissful perch]

goodbye princeton ig

oh wait its until june 30

i thought it was june 25th LMAO

[tepid aurora]

nah its gotta be over atp

[blissful perch]

welp

cmu > princeton anyway >:)

[tepid aurora]

cmu solid frl

[humble stream]

undergrad focus, good academics (grade deflation getting better), good relationship with cute surrounding town, cool old buildings, chill student body pretty good dining halls

[median zealot]

bro our food is bussin

[humble stream]

i lowkey have been thinking abt the meal i ate on admitted students day for the past few months

[median zealot]

Where did you go

[humble stream]

yeh

🤤🤤

[median zealot]

Yeah that dhall is goated

When do you find out res colleges

[humble stream]

and i didn’t even hit the asian bar

[humble stream]

july 7 i think

lava which writing sem did u take

[median zealot]

We can do so much better than that

Fuck

I miss the dining hall food

[humble stream]

omg this one

[median zealot]

Imagined geographies

[humble stream]

i’m so ready

[median zealot]

With the goat

Osha

[humble stream]

ohh that one looked interesting

is it as hard as ppl say

[median zealot]

Yes

He’s a tough grader

But he’s the goat

[humble stream]

😭

[median zealot]

Bro he’s so dedicated to you

He goes through so much

Just to give you really good feedback

bro always looks tired

[humble stream]

ok thats goated though

[median zealot]

@humble stream what’s ur major again

[humble stream]

ecology and evolutionary bio

[steep thistle]

Bro do disrupting nature writing sem

The professor is so nice, she buys us hella snacks

And on our last class she gave us a pizza party

[median zealot]

yo wtf

[steep thistle]

Yessir

[median zealot]

the most we got was my prof lettting us poach food in the middle of class from the freefood listserv LLOL

[steep thistle]

Oh nah cooked

[fair marsh]

Bruh my writing sem prof was the GOAATYYY

I miss him everyday

[olive brook]

what res college you get

[humble stream]

i havent been able to log in bc im away and theres password issues

[olive brook]

oh rip

[dull shore]

imagining childhood is the goated writing sem

lowkey not real

[olive brook]

curiosity sounds fun

[olive brook]

Does any other first year with their res college assignment have roommates listed yet?

Or is that coming tomorrow

[humble stream]

i cant log in to this microsoft shit idk what my password is 😭

[olive brook]

oh no 😭
are you able to change it

I still haven’t gotten my roommates despite getting my housing on thursday

[humble stream]

no it says it cant bc of password writeback or some bs im actually tweaking out 😭

[olive brook]

what the hell 😭

[humble stream]

like the princeton cas system i have a password for and i can log into that but for some reason this microsoft online shit wont let me in 💀

[olive brook]

wait what microsoft online?

the housing portal uses CAS login so that should work right?

[humble stream]

idk thats the link people have been sending in the insta gc, is there a different one??

[olive brook]

for housing?

or something else

[humble stream]

housing

[olive brook]

try this https://princeton.starrezhousing.com/StarRezPortalX

oh wait nvm that is microsoft

i’m so dumb

that’s so weird your passwords should be the same

[humble stream]

thats what i thought

[olive brook]

you may wanna email someone about getting that fixed if you haven’t already

[median zealot]

Wait mint

[humble stream]

wait since i have it open imma try one more time

[median zealot]

What r u trying to do rn

[humble stream]

huh

log into that housing portal

[median zealot]

Uh

[olive brook]

lava here to tell us we’re both stupid

😭

[humble stream]

i hope thats the case because i have no idea what my password is

[median zealot]

Nah I didn’t realize that they changed the portal

[median zealot]

I rmemeber Microsoft being weird

[humble stream]

i dont think its official everyones like abusing some glitch on this website or smth 😭

[median zealot]

Let me check it out

[median zealot]

how did they manage to make the housing portal look worse

[median zealot]

Apparently I don't have a res college 💀

[olive brook]

I unfortunately do 😭

[median zealot]

You got cooked

[olive brook]

I’m aware 😭

the only transfer not in a single so far

and I have a quad

[median zealot]

Joline too

rip

[olive brook]

omg they started sending out the orientation action groups

I know 3 people in community action rn 😭

[humble stream]

yeah i think someone just got in to the dialogue one also

[median zealot]

If u do OA i might meet u

[olive brook]

I pray they don’t put me in OA on campus but I fear they will bc I said I wanted 2 showers

[humble stream]

i havent gotten any emails yet so i hope its some kind of oa

[median zealot]

Michael

I forgetr

[olive brook]

yeah

[median zealot]

You're incoming right

[olive brook]

yes

[median zealot]

Cuz I kept thinking that you were already here for a year

Yes

[humble stream]

i dont even remember how many i said tbh 😭

[median zealot]

ok i remember

[olive brook]

lava work some sorts of powers and put me in OA but like the not on campus one

[median zealot]

Wait

it's pretty easy to get what you want

[olive brook]

I only know bc I found out there was an on campus oa right after submitting and realized I may have fucked up

idk 2 showers in 4 days doesn’t seem to bad

[median zealot]

Just tailor all of your answers for a specific experience and you'll probably get it

[humble stream]

i made mine all heavily oa i think

[olive brook]

it’s too late I didn’t realize there were 3 types of OA when I filled the form out, I’m sure I’ll get OA just not the one I want

I wanted camping not the one on campus

I pray for base camp but side country wouldn’t be awful either

Campus OA would be brutal

[median zealot]

Did they tell you that you got OA yet

Because actually what happens is that when you get assigned to OA, you have to fill out a more specific form about which trip you want

[olive brook]

not yet, emails for CA went out though

at least some did, idk if the whole batch is out

OA emails are going out now 🙏

[median zealot]

I have friends who did campus oa and they were living the life

Got tto sleep in their own dorms and eat dining hall food

[olive brook]

I don’t wanna live in dorms though I like camping

I was a boy scout I camped in tents outdoors every month for like 5 years straight

[median zealot]

meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere we have to make pizza on a campfire with a tortilla and blocks of cheese 💀

[olive brook]

that sounds fun to me

[median zealot]

It was fun

it was hella fun

I would do it again

[olive brook]

which OA are you doing?

are you leading one this year?

[humble stream]

lets gooo i got my oa email

[median zealot]

I'm not leading I'm doing support

[olive brook]

wait no I haven’t gotten anything yet 😭

[median zealot]

So basically I'll be helping with getting all of stuff u guys need for ur trip

[olive brook]

omg if I’m in dialogue I may crash out

[median zealot]

or at least that's what i think i'll be doing

[olive brook]

Do they provide stuff?

[median zealot]

they provide almost everytthing tthat you're going to need

but you'll find out more info when the time comes

[olive brook]

I need the email first

[median zealot]

I would crash out too

But it's highly unlikely that you'll get it

they know that OA is popular so they're trying their best to get ppl

[olive brook]

bet I got OA

hate the waiting games

heart was actually racing

when do we find out our actual OA type? do you remember?

[humble stream]

it seems like theres another email for it tmrw i guess to fill out the form for what type

[median zealot]

@olive brook

[olive brook]

oh missed that

bet

[median zealot]

you will almost certainly get the one you ask for

there's also subgroups for each one

depending on if people are okay with doing longer hikes

the group i was on did probs 6-8 miles everyday

but we also got to go on the lake and go swimming/kayaking

but it also thunderstormed and nearly wiped out the entire camp so anyways..

[olive brook]

I hope I get something like that tbh

gonna have to buy some new hiking boots though my old boots are in bad condition

[olive brook]

I got my roommates too

Busy day

Looks like they’re not freshman which is a positive maybe (?)

or I’m the odd one out in the middle of 3 friends that are dorming together

[humble stream]

how’s buyers hall in rocky

[olive brook]

“Lived in Buyers for two years. No AC is a pain for the first and last couple of weeks, but that is it. Beautiful dorms with good bathroom layout (cough cough Holder cough). You will love it and have fun pointing out your dorm room to everyone when looking at movies and shows and such. I chose to live there sophomore year too.”

From a reddit post

I definitely got roomed with 3 friends this is gonna be brutal

or they’re just 3 unlucky people who didn’t apply for housing early enough

which I doubt

[sly forum]

anyone that just got in from the last admission cycle to princeton i can dm?

[ancient sky]

yea u can dm me

[ancient sky]

you should join the co2029 server

OH WAIT ur a sophomore

my bad

[olive brook]

yeah I’m the weird in between

first year but a 2028

[humble stream]

solid!! i knew one of my roommates previously too so im hype

[olive brook]

oh no way

they also just cleared my housing portal

they’re probably getting ready to like officially announce housing is out

[ancient sky]

i think it’s coming out on thursday

somebody emailed them and they said july 10

and pathtopronceton says “the week of” july 7

[olive brook]

I’ve had mine since thursday lol

just got my roommates earlier today though

[ancient sky]

i got forbes which i’m happy abt but i’m dreading the walking

[olive brook]

Forbes was the only one I didn’t think I’d be happy at

Just so far out of the way

[ancient sky]

& yea i got my roomie today

[ancient sky]

my room is giant tho

[olive brook]

I’ll take a worse dorm to be close

Whitman or Yeh/NCW were obviously my preference

[ancient sky]

300 sq feet for 2 people and a private bathroom

[olive brook]

although yeh/ncw aren’t close by any means

they’re a slightly better location imo

[olive brook]

jack and jill?

[humble stream]

i gotta email it at some point to help w my fuck ass password 🥀

[ancient sky]

nah we share the room but it’s still nice

[olive brook]

ooh interesting

didn’t know forbes had those rooms

[median zealot]

Why are you happy about Forbes

I’m so sorry

jk

[olive brook]

could've been the annex

[ancient sky]

i could potentially get the annex as a sophomore

cuz of room draw within forbes

[olive brook]

rip

[ancient sky]

stop i’m trying to cope 😔

[median zealot]

It’s ok you guys have a lot of pride

[olive brook]

just applied for my parking pass 🙏

charging $10 per uber

[placid trench]

I got NCW 👋

Best residential college fr

[fair marsh]

Wait I’m in Forbes

And lemme tell u

Ur gonna love it

Like actually

Forbes community is the most tight knit community out of any res college. All the h8ters come to us for brunch, and people hang out in our backyard all the time cuz of how perfect it is…not to glaze

[ancient sky]

after seeing all the forbes hate, i’m convinced it’s a psy op

it’s a 3 minute walk from whitman and nobody’s hating on them 😭😭

[median zealot]

Cuz whitman is actually close to shit

defo more than 3 minutes from the front of forbes to the front of whit

But yea a lot of people go to forbes for brunch

and u guys got a great view

The forbes hate is a canon event

[open basin]

bunch of rich white kids

[gritty spindle]

😬😬

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-guy-disney-cringe-bruhtiktok-ayeyuhaye-fed2fire-gif-20701848

[wise marsh]

do you know the demographics of illinois

[fair marsh]

Bye. Everyone hates on Forbes and then ends up loving it