general-discussion

[cursive musk]

Guys when's the update starting?

[tame breach]

here we are almost 40 yrs later.. and they still making skateboard games

[spiral oyster]

I really hope one day they implement a bail system where you just trip out of a trick like the older skate games not an entire wipeout

[rough niche]

I didn't know that but it's funny to see Skate or Die brought up cause I just put in the skate ideas channel how it'd be cool to see downhill jam and pool joust get in since they recently had Skate or Die themed t-shirts in the store

[tame breach]

i didnt see that post lol

[round reef]

thank you hideo kojima this new skate update is awesome

[narrow dirge]

3 things we need asap:
-Water
-Food
-shelter

[brazen sage]

that's already in the game tho?

[spiral oyster]

Not necessarily

[wooden grove]

Amen to that

They are focusing on that

[brazen sage]

what do you mean lol it either is or isn't and it clearly is

[boreal heath]

Anyone know how long this updates gunna take? x

[wooden grove]

They removed Open World Collection from the road map to focus on comp modes

Like Skate and Spot Battle

[brazen sage]

should be back up between 20 to 50 minutes from now

[west solar]

Snacks acquired!.. ready to skate for a third season

[grizzled zinc]

Are you pressing both analogs and bumpers at the same time all four buttons?

[tame breach]

i bet there are 0 ppl who know the exact time length of the update

[nimble charm]

Purple dude.

[rustic flare]

when will you be able to play Skate. again?

[tame breach]

aayo 🔥

[nimble charm]

Hopefully a handful of devs at least.

[spiral oyster]

Like yes if you for example hold a 360 flip on flat yeah you’ll just trip out of the trick, but in sk83 a lot of times instead of wiping out completely you just trip out of the trick like stumble off

[tame breach]

nah i bet they have a good idea assuming they've run it in test first.. surely this isnt straight to prod lmao

[round reef]

they cloaed it forever since hideo kojima layed off all the staff

[wraith willow]

dude

[wooden grove]

Happens

[narrow dirge]

Please add land on switch after a 180, I don't always want to land in fakie

[dense plume]

Lowk can’t wait for the update havent actually played skate consistently since the maple event

[lone wedge]

What time is it supposed to drop?

[sharp yarrow]

That’s not how it works. Land and tap B to exit fakie.
If you do a cab you will land switch

[round reef]

this is why i never preordered marathoni spent it all on san van bux

[modern radish]

guys im in (im lying for fun)

[grave elbow]

I hope they add a suit to the game

[cursive otter]

Any idea how long this will take?

[narrow dirge]

That's what I mean, I want to land directly on switch stance. It's cleaner imo. Or even landing bolts without any particular stance

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[hidden hemlock]

read bro pls

[latent lynx]

Im lowk hyped for season 3 and i feel like they are listening 🙏

[wintry forge]

considering downloading the game again since it was fun but the whole isle of grom thing is dumb lol

[olive brook]

We have to go back

[modern radish]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flightsreact-flights-smoke-break

[vestal turtle]

67

[round reef]

who dies

[stoic rain]

Apart from paying to get to grom the update doesn’t look that bad

[modern radish]

tony

[brazen sage]

montana?

dang

[modern radish]

th hawk

[lavish rain]

Montan mention, wtf is stable weather?!?!

[modern radish]

what did tony hawk do to bro

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/al-pacino-tony-montana-smile-chuckles-hehe-gif-9737881

dang, i lowk wanna watch scarface now. think i have time before s3?

[modern radish]

season 3 leak: still not out yet

[tame breach]

if it was last week's maintenance, then yes

[brazen sage]

i'll watch it at 250% speed

[olive brook]

i'll eat a sock if it's on time

[opal garnet]

dude they will ban you for leaking.... be cearful

[brazen sage]

mods, pin this

[tame breach]

black socks?

[oblique salmon]

You’ll be watching it like Tony experiences it 😂

[round reef]

8imonseasonrightnowandthryputWOKENESSinksateughhhtWOKELEFTIDTSTOOKOVERSKATE

[wet rune]

wsg skate comm

[modern radish]

im gonna go play 1 level of ready or not, one game takes half an hour so i should be fine

[vale anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-skateboard-sandy-slide-gif-16143692

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[hoary glen]

The game needs new ramps we can place. An I’m 90 percent sure there’s a bug with the kickers. Feels like darth Vader is trolling me with the force at the landing ramp everytime I adjust it and attempt again. And plus stacking ramp and dealing with the top one spinning. I’m not asking for super huge ramps. Just ramps slightly bigger so we don’t have to stack.

[lone wedge]

Where the fck did you find this video of me?

[spiral oyster]

This may be a dumb question but since black box is no more do they still have the ability to take the skate franchises and do remasters and stuff? Like do they still own them regardless of black box being out of business

[brazen sage]

should just set up a macro to paste that every other minute

[tame breach]

i see you've been to Dyno Timer Academy

[modern radish]

the rights are owned by EA

[brazen sage]

nah, i learned at the hammertime.cyou school of hard knocks

[neat moat]

Waiting.....

[hollow kelp]

Hi

[narrow dirge]

Please add boned flip tricks

[olive brook]

EA, but Full Circle are the devs with domain knowledge for skate, so if they ever made another skate game it's like 95% chance its the same devs. If Full Circle disappeared no chance you will see another skate game

[brazen sage]

fr, that would be dope
lemme pop a boned kickflip over a parking barrier

[round reef]

its up to bbig daddy ea.. 🥹 eaaaaa hey pls pls pls give us new skate pleeease pretty please

[vale anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ralph-wiggum-simpsons-hi-bye-gif-16529059407582436389

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[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[acoustic dock]

10 minutes?

[vale anchor]

5min, two times

[merry sigil]

or 40 minutes, depending on how long it takes

[modern radish]

mayb week

[spice ginkgo]

1 minute, 9 times

[stoic isle]

Any plans to let us dress up as more oversized food items? Burritos, pizza, gyro, French fries… the possibilities are endless.

[vestal turtle]

Oh dingle oh dingle oh dingle

[hollow kelp]

Hi

[narrow dirge]

How do you know that

[modern radish]

how large do yall think the update will be in size

my guess is 2GB

maybe 5

[lavish flare]

6go for ps5

[brazen sage]

i am very tall

[modern radish]

where to

[outer sphinx]

rip the pop glitch 😭

[brazen sage]

good riddance

[teal bramble]

Dontcrykiddo

[brazen sage]

there will be more, don't worry

[restive oak]

speed glitches from skate 3 are better ngl

[tame breach]

there's darkslide glitches to find

[brazen sage]

zactly

[mental raven]

truke

[peak scaffold]

glitches are a trade mark for skate there will always be more to find

[dark harness]

Need the whole Aqua Teen Hunger Force squad

[neat moat]

Why it called dark slides?

[loud charm]

Theres gonna be new glitches

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/lauryn-hill-sister-act-nope-none-hand-wave-gif-2974115183041441308

[modern radish]

ur on the dark side of the board

[cunning walrus]

dark side of the force

[raven imp]

darktailslide

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-only-knew-the-power-dark-side-gif-10061896

[spiral oyster]

What’s ya favorite thing about this game?

[brazen sage]

slide*

[narrow dirge]

The skating feeling

[tame breach]

skatborbs

[dusk dew]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-sad-tears-cry-gif-11159581

[lone wedge]

Wheel

[brazen sage]

foot

[outer sphinx]

pop glitch

[modern radish]

the fursuits

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/grinding-slide-in-the-dm-smooth-operator-skateboard-gif-15109732

[modern radish]

be so fr gng

[ruby condor]

Sound

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/garrett-hill-garrett-hill-skateboard-skateboard-skateboard-fail-garrett-hill-fail-gif-25815541

[sullen dust]

https://tenor.com/view/degendojo-dojodegen-degen-dojo-wen-gif-26559439

[peak scaffold]

that it makes me miss skate 3

[modern radish]

its still there

[brazen sage]

@wraith snow these two gifs play in my head together at the same time lol

[olive brook]

you can still play it y'know

[ebon bison]

the update is out in 4min or it's later today ?

[neat moat]

later in 30 min

[brazen sage]

4 to 34 minutes

ish

sortakinda

maybe

[fading turtle]

am i the only one who goes back to play skate 3 and it feels absolutely horrid compared to skate. but looks 100x better when it comes to design?

[tame breach]

mayhaps perchanceby

[shadow bramble]

Wish they would give us a eta

[summer creek]

Meatwad costume would go hard

[fallen haven]

Close call y’all almost had 2 grom it up without me

[brazen sage]

they did already
that's how i know it's supposed to be in the next 30 minutes or so

[rocky copper]

this skate is the best skate at of the whole seris

[modern radish]

😭

[lavish flare]

Just imagine the devs skating alone on the map to test if everything ok and laughing while we re raging

[olive brook]

the earliest the update is out is in 2 min. The latest the update is out is in 16 hours. With all updates they have no idea how long it will take. If all goes smoothly, 2 mins. If not, 1-16 hours.

[pulsar sonnet]

Who's ready

[past blade]

Are cats in season 3 or nah

[lusty jungle]

why not optin public collision?

[jagged sequoia]

someone ping me when its up

[brazen sage]

no

[peak scaffold]

dont have a console anymore and its too much work to run it on pc

[brazen sage]

ok

[lapis kite]

2 more minutes of sum bull

[shut bluff]

me

[jolly tree]

Drumroll!!

[grim dawn]

Facts someone mention me when it’s up boutta go poop and nap

[cerulean nacelle]

takes a 3 min yt tutorial

[hasty prairie]

Same dawg, fr

[wide anchor]

mmmm how long is the timer currently

[pulsar sonnet]

It'll drop in 1,300 seconds don't ask how I know

[finite pasture]

When is is supposed to go live?

[summer creek]

If we’re lucky

[shadow bramble]

12

[vast yoke]

I know you guys itching

[arctic seal]

europe ?

[normal temple]

Some of you even took the day off lmao

[tame breach]

one of them has no belly button

[shut bluff]

when did you become purple @tame breach 😭

[olive brook]

Rule 1: Don't take the day of an update off. Always 1-2 days after.

[jagged sequoia]

Too much work? Kid when you get out of school in you are in for a BIG surprise....

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[tame breach]

umm 3hrs ago lol

[severe dagger]

[shut bluff]

congrats

[hidden mason]

so in the next 30 minutes?

[tame breach]

lol ty 🙂

[lusty hound]

is that for the east coast folk?

[peak scaffold]

mate i work 70 hours a week ?

[glass grotto]

congrats, deserved!

[lean flax]

west most likely

[grim dawn]

4PF my booty too full

[tame breach]

3.8 Gb on Steam

[wide anchor]

maintenance started at 3:55 UTC, and the window for it is 90 minutes, so just wait patiently lol

[wraith snow]

lets goooo

[tame breach]

aayo 🔥

[brazen sage]

it's for literally everyone, the time displays in your local time zone

[strange sable]

I got a update

[sacred vortex]

I wanna playyyyyyyy

[shut bluff]

let's see how long it takes my internet to download it

[lusty jungle]

""Uncapped" FPS render setting runs at up to 240 FPS"
finally lol

[merry sigil]

No update has been released for PS5 yet.

[pulsar sonnet]

Updatin on xbox

[lapis kite]

I didnt get it yet😑

[brazen sage]

3.8gb on steam, dang

[pulsar sonnet]

4.44gb on xbox

[brazen sage]

nice

[round reef]

im on xbox and there isnt a update for me??? wth this is evil

[tame breach]

in entering the skatetrix

[pulsar sonnet]

Console off then on worked for me g star

[shut bluff]

try restart your console

[cobalt snow]

PS5 update is up

[potent dock]

try to restart steam

[tame breach]

yo when the SVB sale starts it says today

[arctic seal]

i just finished the day its 6pm 😂

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm bootin up lads

[serene notch]

Xbox update just went out

[tired brook]

Bro I just want to have tattoos and a prettier face

[severe dagger]

4.44 gb on Xbox

[dusk shore]

steam is up

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm playin

[odd geode]

I just got the update on PS5. It's 6.052 GB

[finite pasture]

prepare for crashes and server issues

[tame breach]

still this msg now

[cursive otter]

An hour and still..

[fallen haven]

I have a pretty face (irl)

[burnt lark]

We waiting

[pallid trout]

nothing yet?

[shut bluff]

that was quick, let's see how long maintenance takes this time

[summer creek]

Still waiting for ps5 update to come up for me

[lavish flare]

Bro I was right

[wide anchor]

console updates just went live, still expect another hour of down time

[lusty jungle]

yeah on steam updates often dont show up very quickly unless you restart steam (sometimes you might be lucky and it shows up immediately as its pushed, other times not, mostly not)

[brazen sage]

oo, new launch splash screen

[round reef]

OMFG i got the update hashtag eending it all if its still under maintenance i need thay 5 dollars to beworth it

[sacred vortex]

XBOX PLAYERS restart your console and the update will appear 😊

[prisma hearth]

I'm on PS4
I still have the S2 splash screen and telling me about maintenance

[proven karma]

I got mine on PS5

[lone wedge]

Shii im downloading at 10 mbps the game will be outta early access by the time i get there

[spice ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[pulsar sonnet]

1gb/s helps

[severe dagger]

How did you download 3 GB in two minutes?, I only have 700 MB

[tame breach]

its been an hour-ish so far.. the patch was meant to signify end of maintenance

[tame breach]

500+ mbps fibre

[serene notch]

I just checked the updates tab and it showed up

[past fable]

downloaded🥹

[bitter phoenix]

80sec

[terse ridge]

Still waiting on mine im on ps5

[solar abyss]

There's a 3GB download on steam right now. Maybe the game is back online

[shut bluff]

someone ping me when maintenance ends please, if Jeff doesn't make an announcement

[pallid cove]

6.060gb ps4

[jovial zephyr]

is 104mbps good?

[olive brook]

im in

[grand void]

Updating right now 😄 how long is maintenance?

[tame breach]

yeh i already downloaded and i'm in the game, thats where the msg came from

[fallen haven]

Calculating 1 item

[wraith snow]

new start thingy lowkey nice

[full wraith]

they should put the download button behind a paywall

[fallen haven]

Ai. Why

[fading turtle]

my update won’t even show up

[cerulean nacelle]

damn i still have the old one

[pallid trout]

it finally came for me nice

[velvet walrus]

cool

[mental raven]

i agree they should charge for the game

[trim gazelle]

already launched in steam?

[burnt lark]

If you are on steam, you can just verify your game files and it will pull the update

[lone wedge]

I get 2-25 mbps with starlink lmao

[lavish flare]

Can we say Jesus is king ?

[brazen sage]

see ya in a few hours skate.dot fam, no way i'm sticking around through the incoming toxicity because someone's favorite texture was/wasn't changed

[spice ginkgo]

waiting to download, gotta close this chat cause i wanna see it all firsthand. happy skating everyone

[ornate silo]

the ps+ pack looks cool 😄

[left latch]

I likeeee

[finite pasture]

no.

[slate sandal]

All good on Ps5

[severe dagger]

Omg, skate x Link from GTM

[lusty jungle]

steam restart is faster

[wide anchor]

force close game, check for update, if no update, restart console

[past fable]

that’s the best part of this discord😂

[south glade]

fun to watch tho

[tired brook]

pff still under maintenance

[tame breach]

yo this is high yield xp farming time lol

[solar abyss]

Aww.. Maybe we still have to wait for like 30 mins or so

[hollow mango]

The Queue to get in the server gonna be online bout to be big I imagen lmao

[warm herald]

Hi Chat

[brazen sage]

not worth it lol might keep pasting the timestamps tho
S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[warm pike]

4.44gb Xbox not bad

[modern radish]

im in (im lying)

[cobalt snow]

Maintenance still going?

[prisma hearth]

It's downloading now

[merry sigil]

Okay, this is the update, but it's still under maintenance.

[inner hazel]

Why tf my update gonna take 1hr30 on ps💀

[terse ridge]

7 min for me

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm gettin in rn brb

[olive brook]

client update =/= maintenance over

[brazen sage]

glad steam optimizes tf outta they updates

[velvet walrus]

5min for me bruh

[lone wedge]

How tf when i take my phone off wifi it starts downloading slower

[dry fossil]

Sup new peeps

[modern radish]

about to download on school intrnt

[paper merlin]

anyone else hyped on straight pants like th e startup geezer got, looks far nice

[fallen haven]

Mine says 15 mins

[remote copper]

30 sec for Me

[grand void]

Rolls out separately for everyone I think will be rolling out to all players as of now

[neat moat]

My download speed is 104 Mbps

[fluid anvil]

Updating 👀

[thick dragon]

3.8GB steam

[sage jetty]

what happened to the trans deck discord sticker?\

[sacred vortex]

I updated the game but it is still under maintenance. Hello??

[pulsar sonnet]

I'm in (tolerable)

[brazen sage]

@sage jetty there's an emote, never been a sticker tho

[queen seal]

servers still down?

[analog elk]

dang 20 minutes 😭

[warm pike]

Is speeding up what from 60 MB to 250 🔥up 2 minutes left

[umbral dagger]

Is the update available for anyone on console?

[forest gyro]

Same . On ps5 . Will probably go live in 20 mins

[slate sandal]

I did the first darkslide

[hollow mango]

Use ur hotspot lmao I'm doin that rn and it finished like in 9 minutes or so for me atleast

[lusty jungle]

yeah thats how skate updates work
their servers go down for a while

[fallow plume]

Are we getting a trailer for this season ?

[dry fossil]

Dang it i forgot to get the items from the pass
Wonder what their auto buy got for me

[wraith snow]

its on yt

[red fiber]

does anyone know when the maintenance ends?

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[whole yacht]

idk fr

[olive brook]

have people never experienced an online game update? You update the client, then you wait, then you sit in queue for 4 hours

[fickle hull]

After the update is finished I still have the maintenance popup

[past fable]

I’m in boys 🥹 jk👌✌️

[inner hazel]

Yall got some lightning speed wifi im updating on a potato apparently

[serene notch]

Still under maintenance wym

[hidden mason]

still in maintenance even after update D:

[remote thunder]

When is it live

[barren locust]

coach frank

[terse ridge]

3min 🙂

[fluid anvil]

All that to be still in maintenance 🙄

[proven zinc]

The game is dope but if they changed everything from the ground up and added a whole game worth of content it would be better

[lone wedge]

Wtf it just shot up to 123 mbps okaayy

[wanton pawn]

i want to pay you guys at full circle. genuinely. so please make the store better with more items

[opaque gazelle]

I am paying for the isle of grom idc

[grave walrus]

Server maintenance supposed to be done in 20 mins

[tame breach]

@dull pilot do you know when the SVB sale will be on the website?

[boreal gulch]

This is day 2 it’s been down for maintenance

[ruby condor]

Omg is that rain on the start screen? Or is it just UI glitching out 🤣

[neat moat]

just follow skatestatus on X for server update

[craggy spoke]

I like that they let us sit here going crazy

[wraith snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkkqKcm0A6A

yooo this is sick

[analog elk]

im so happy abt the map texture changes to <3

[forest gyro]

Soo .. you guys gonna buy the pass to play the new island?

[rough skiff]

that’s literally just a lie 😭

[umbral dagger]

I already restarted my xbox and still don’t see a update available

[queen seal]

is grom island to behind a paywall?

[dull pilot]

it's on sale now.

[little cobalt]

Yup

[sacred vortex]

Sigh.

[median sonnet]

whens this server update done

[tame breach]

like 5 seconds lmao, thanks

[sullen dust]

Updated on Xbox but still under maintenance? 😭😭

[warm pike]

Yes same

[fallen haven]

Jeff hit the big red button

[solar abyss]

Hi, so there's more discount on top of the existing discount on the website?

[inner hazel]

90 mins down time apparently

[pulsar sonnet]

wen pley

[dull pilot]

no.
check the S3 blog #game-announcements

[pure folio]

When are the servers coming up?

[boreal gulch]

Bro I started skate yesterday said down for maintenance and started it today says the same dam thing 😭 them server mice must be multiplying again lol 😂

[jagged sequoia]

People saying 24 hours delay on twitter???? 😭

[full wraith]

when will season 4 release, i already got tired of season 3

[terse ridge]

No skate pass

[umbral dagger]

My game updating 😁

[wanton pawn]

way i see it. some of us spend almost 300$ in a couple months on 2k and fortnite or even arc raders. idk never played. but as a skate i want to pay full circle all the money buit i have no reason to

[past fable]

$10 ain’t shii

[fallen haven]

They added jury duty to the game

[floral drum]

that will give u the SV to buy the pass and that will grand u access

[twilit matrix]

Say, we will get an announcement when the maintenance is over right?

[solid flower]

no

[little cobalt]

I've already got enough SVB leftover to get it so yeah why not

[ripe sandal]

Add server's discord on x social media

[tame breach]

chat gonna tell u for sure

[glass grotto]

manager pushed my work back an hour - i got one singular hour to ball out in the new season before i gotta work

-# sighs

retail.

[uneven pagoda]

Still after update, maintenance?

[icy hare]

$13 for us Canadians I'll have you haha

[dusk dew]

Yes

[pine tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[solar abyss]

Aah that's a bummer

[jagged sequoia]

okay im in lets gooooooooo! Im going 2 da island baby!!!

[fading turtle]

no shot

[worldly latch]

🥷 I’m in

[wooden grove]

Isn't Marathon dyin

[modern radish]

season 3 leak: skatboard

[wooden grove]

HOOOLY

[neon karma]

anyone know about what time servers come back up?

[boreal gulch]

Season 5 due Early summer 2027 due to delays 2028 then due to firing devs delayed till 2030😭

[tame breach]

skatborb s3: leak

[sacred vortex]

Classis EA greed, absolutely atrocious. Apex Legends all over again

[warm herald]

Marathon is fun

[cunning walrus]

if they keep recycling destiny stuff yeah

[modern radish]

debby downer over here

[wanton pawn]

crazy with all this stuff going on were literally going to kid iasland in the game lmaoooo

[outer sphinx]

server maintenance

[wooden grove]

Thank you AdjectiveNoun NumberNumber

[past cloud]

Soon TM

[tame breach]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWFybWxxaXJqeXZ3dDV5bzFjdGhvaWxkcHY1bDZjYXAwb2JnNmF5MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6c17uCcNe5pSyVzjS5/giphy.gif

[grand void]

So do we not know how long the game is down for?

[pure folio]

How long till maintenance is done?

[still haven]

Last time we waited over 1h

[vital hamlet]

they canned it

[inner hazel]

Said 90 mins so probs about 10 mins left

[uneven pagoda]

It has been an hour.

[meager stag]

https://tenor.com/view/macaco-portão-abrindo-querendo-entrar-gif-18548453

[placid anchor]

where did my tix go?

[modern radish]

me every hour:

[remote thunder]

When is it live

[glass grotto]

Marathon's actually pretty fun - it's not hitting expected numbers but the fanbase is niche and solid - kind of a "cult classic" minus the classic, so i don't expect it to die anytime soon. It's not 40-bucks amazing, but i'd nab it on sale. I like both this and that. Both is good.

[tame breach]

mate i'd say probably more than then now but less than then?

[dull pilot]

and we said about 90 minutes #skate-status

[past fable]

Backrooms

[serene notch]

Into the last season skate pass

[dusk dew]

It will be up in about 15 mins to 40 minutes

[boreal gulch]

Due to some boards snapping and the teenage mutant ninja turtles stealing all the devs pizzas it till be back 2032 😭

[south glade]

in africa every 60 seconds a minute passes

[modern radish]

who said no to jeff 😭

[hollow mango]

Time to speedrun the skate. pass

[wanton pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUVkFWXN2ZY the realistic edit ur looking for.

[shell dome]

Really hyped for this season !

[echo wasp]

Together...we can stop this

[tame breach]

can u do mine

[wet rune]

yall tryna join vert too or js me?

[scarlet silo]

everywhere thats works gang

[wooden grove]

I'll do everyone's Skate pass don't worry

[round reef]

will there be skateboards in the new upsate...

[grand void]

Should be about 10 mins 😄

[jagged sequoia]

1 billion dollar budget to get mogged by slay the spire LMAO

[grim dawn]

Can one of you lovey people cop me that skate pass??

[neon karma]

everyone going to grom right guys

[tame breach]

u the hero we have not the one we want 😂

[terse ridge]

Why not start 90min earlier so when the games updated we can play??? Community is already dwindling now when we wanna play they say no wait longer dogggggggg I just wanna buy the skate pass hurry tf up

[wooden grove]

Funny how that works 💪

[analog elk]

actually dont mind the paywall

[glossy moth]

Just started updating on my Xbox

[remote thunder]

If the game doesn’t go live in the next 5 minutes I’m warning you I’m about to get really freaking MAD, and you don’t want to see this, I’m gonna break freaking everything if you don’t make the game live NOW

[glass grotto]

every time i imagine server maintenance in any game i imagine the IT guys lining up around the server box going "wait for it... wait for it" and then when time hits and server goes down they just start rushing every fix they've got ready

[full wraith]

they said they wouldnt put maps behind a paywall, my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined

[uneven pagoda]

Alpha wolf inc

[wooden grove]

You don't wanna see the sigma alpha wolf come out...

[modern radish]

im gonna blow up if th gam isnt up by the time i sneeze

[past cloud]

cant u guys just brainrot on youtube shorts while u wait?

[somber cliff]

Is the new season out rn im gonna stream when it updates

[sacred vortex]

Skate is gonna die if they keep the pay walls, very very sad.

[dusk dew]

Yes the update is out but the service maintenance is still going on. Give it about 15 to 35 minutes

[minor cargo]

It's out but servers still down

[modern radish]

ive got better things to do like... not do that

[south glade]

if you dont know you dont know.

[warped reef]

yo tung tung sahur is on isle of grom

[broken berry]

absolutely not

[icy hare]

I can't tell if this is satire but it reminds me there is actually people like this ha!

[dull pilot]

you get 3 free. if you want more, they're available for purchase.

[wooden grove]

No way thats real

[tame breach]

i can do that i bed later when i pretend to be asleep

[wooden grove]

I see him

[past fable]

we’re gonna stop playing when you stop paying

[summer creek]

Glad they removed the m corp ramp tbh

[pallid trout]

golly bro I'm gonna blow myself up

[hollow mango]

[tepid solar]

kinda already is dead

[rustic cloud]

when maintenance finished?

[wanton pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUVkFWXN2ZY

[modern radish]

jeff, are you able to tell us if we start with some tattoos

[alpine pilot]

Yo chat has the update been pushed out yet?

[teal bramble]

6 giga update hollyshit why??

[scarlet silo]

theres a burger in vegas

[cerulean nacelle]

yh

[tame breach]

yes

[wooden grove]

Local man surprised that update contains data

[modern radish]

its because its 6 gb in size

[restive oak]

When is season 3

[boreal gulch]

Due to the unforeseen weather conditions the Eskimos have been building forts in the skate server room so the devs have been trying to build a ikea freezer for them in the backroom please be patient till the find every last one of them 😭

[umbral dagger]

Yes but we stuck in main menu

[silent stream]

Now

[prisma hearth]

I'll listen to music while it downloads

[modern radish]

i know they but waiting an extra min every time someone asks if its out

[round reef]

season 3 sux where is the skateboards

[tame breach]

1199 players on steam rn .. game is [ redacted ]

[olive brook]

6gb is just how much room you need for the update. Compressed files + uncompressed files, then when it's installeed it deletes the compressed files. Probably more like 3gb

[vast igloo]

I’m tired of this grandpa

[lost mirage]

just like for season 2 lol

[prisma hearth]

Skamtebord

[mortal mural]

yo if @polar cosmos doesn't get in here right now imma crash out

[floral flume]

I’m in

[main pelican]

...offline lol

[sullen dust]

In 2 mins it has been 90 mins 🤞

[tame breach]

thats the joke

[wooden grove]

Game is doing about as well as I'd expect

Full release will save us trust

[dull pilot]

i'm providing facts that were shared on S3 blog.
i don't make the decisions, i'm sharing the info.

[gritty osprey]

I’m guessing there’s gonna be missions for darkslides and catches like they did for impossible right chat ?

[broken berry]

pls tell me there’s a board i can skate on in season 3

[modern radish]

bo3 did the same system

[minor cargo]

Y'all gon catch coach frank in the tunnels of Grom

[fallen haven]

tell em Jeff

[remote thunder]

Still no day and night system and forcing us to play at the horrible golden hours as base time is crazy

[pallid trout]

skatebob

[uneven pagoda]

My name jeff?

[median sonnet]

havent played in 3 months hop on still some bug with this game

[plucky socket]

this is why skate needs a singleplayer option dude

[south glade]

now that i can agree with

[dull briar]

nah i think a community manager is at the head of the table in the board room actually

[stark badge]

Frank wouldn’t support this nonsense

[dull pilot]

lol

[dusk dew]

This was not mentioned in the notes but I’m pretty sure in season 3 missions it will be introduced in missions or challenges

[modern radish]

i think jeff is actually the founder of full circle

[valid ruin]

If my stickers are broken and not showing up on my board, is there a chance tattoos won't show up?

[hollow vale]

When is the end of maintenance?

[wooden grove]

I'm always going to advocate for a Zen mode so the game can survive after servers shut down

[glass grotto]

Update is "out", maintenance in progress, eta 90 minutes from first shutdown.
keep asking and i'll personally go to FC HQ and tack on an extra minute every time (i am an elite hackerman!!!!!)

[glad iron]

When is the server gonna be up?

[past cloud]

i'll join ya. these MFs need to learn some patience

[tame breach]

fr with that many letters in your name u have to be in charge right? 😂

[dull pilot]

when it's announced in #skate-status

[wooden grove]

The longer the name the more power you have

[umbral dagger]

No please don’t hack full circle 🥺

[vagrant fox]

im in

[olive grove]

Hi

[modern radish]

game gonna be up when jeff in a good mood /j

[dull pilot]

you're not lol,

[ruby condor]

Y’all got any more of them dark slides 💉

[fallen haven]

3 whole minutes left

[wooden grove]

Oh hey cutie pie

[tepid solar]

jeff can u tell em that i would really like community made parks 🥺

[round reef]

dude is there gonna be skateboards here

[tame breach]

until 2mins to go

[modern radish]

season 4 leak: i have no idea yet

[scarlet silo]

Why dont yall plan the updates so they actually release on time with no bugs?

[minor cargo]

Turn brightness down to 30-40% thank me later

[boreal gulch]

Due to coach frank and Tony hawk having a affair with each other the server have temporarily gone down please wait till Judge Frank Caprio sorts the issue and things will be back to normal 😭

[south glade]

will s3 contain motorbikes and hovercraft?

[outer sphinx]

im in

[fallen haven]

Season 4 is a poker game

[timber burrow]

Put save the brain rot in this update

[agile hazel]

how there an update when the severs arent even up hellllloooo?

[wheat estuary]

new f16 i heard

[modern radish]

im not in (im still downloading)

[gritty osprey]

When’s Season 5 out

[gritty cosmos]

Are we going to be able to drink with the Skate Paddy’s event?

[tame breach]

Press to launch game

[wheat oriole]

Will season 4 have skateboards in it?

[neat moat]

space

[grave wren]

when the maintenance finish

[glass grotto]

its called server maintenance. comes with every live service game.

jeff gave me a hammer and i bonk one of the IT guys in the head every time someone asks for an ETA so they work slower and you have to wait longer.
i am not responsible for any harm to the IT team.

[olive brook]

Real ones remember the WoW WoD launch where the maintenance lasted 5 days

[past cloud]

S3 is gonna bring back coach frank btw

[stoic folio]

How long is the maintenance

[echo wasp]

We don't talk about season 4...

[solid plaza]

16 millenium

[still haven]

About 1h

[neon karma]

"why dont you guys be perfect with every decision you make with new systems and stuff" we ALL know you dont have any game dev experience, give them grace and maybe they will bring a solid product for you to enjoy

[tame breach]

|<-- this long -->|

[pulsar sonnet]

I hope this maintenance stays until tomorrow

[dull pilot]

i gave you one of those kid's squeek hammer. you're currently holding a 10lb sledgehammer. these are not the same.

[main pelican]

got the update, new splashscreen, but the maintenance is still on

[tender wigeon]

long enough relax

[dusk dew]

Community made parks is in the discussion Rycin. You can check #game-announcements for more details on what is coming soon and in early development for skate

[olive grove]

maintenance ends when it's finished me thinks

[modern radish]

this just in, Jeff hits IT guys with sledghammer

[fallen haven]

Grok bot activate 6 hour cool down in general chat ty

[plush lava]

2mins

[remote thunder]

Has nothing to do with that it’s the angle of the sun that’s so annoying , washed out textures too many shadowy area , doesn’t look good , I want to play at noon or 2pm so the sun is above , game time is like 6pm it just doesn’t look good it’s annoying

[wooden grove]

It's "in discussion" but most likely in the works

[craggy raptor]

Haven’t got the update on ps5 yet

[boreal gulch]

But they both make squeaking noises but one comes from the hammer and other one comes from someone foot 😭

[fallen haven]

That’s how much I love myself

[minor cargo]

What's ETA on maintenance 😭 this one's personal

[keen needle]

Update downloaded, waiting on the launch screen excited as hell for this update 🤞

[viral flicker]

i give you all my tix from season 2 if you let me in soon lol.

[warped reef]

we need new hair colors

[ornate silo]

can we make the maintenance 1h longer 4 every ask ?

[tame breach]

well done everyone on triggering a 5min chat timer

[dull pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[modern radish]

did you the disk in the PS?

[zinc violet]

Im updated and its not loading lol

[vast yoke]

YOOOO no more shop ROTATION??

Go on oak street locs YouTube channel

[modern radish]

what

[round reef]

are you stupid domyu know ONE THING about game development

[void gull]

update the game just for another update basically 😭

[dull pilot]

because maintenance hasn't ended.

[sage jetty]

[glass grotto]

potato-potato. same thing. one's just a little harder to smack with

-# do these guys get health insurance benefits, btw? asking for no particular reason
-# also tell the secretary to pre-dial 911.

[merry sigil]

turn it off and on

[grave wren]

paying 50 dollars for a deluxe and wait 1H for a maintenance is crazy work

[south glade]

try microwaving it

[vital hamlet]

you spelled 3 hours wrong

[modern radish]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-fursuit-pink-fursuit-pink-furry-pink-gif-11354137769411739377

[wheat estuary]

jeff you think we will enjoy tyhis update?

[hollow yoke]

servers are undergoing maintence?

[fallen haven]

Delete it

[eager spear]

Purple !!

[tame breach]

u paid?

[wooden grove]

Rough

[modern radish]

just lauched the game, look at these graphics

[umbral dagger]

Im on xbox and I had to open the game then it told me to update

[acoustic dock]

Maintenance needs to hurry up, depression hitting like a mofo

[split sluice]

i wonder if maintenance is over

[tame breach]

muahaahaaa!

[stoic folio]

6gb update 😳 sheesh

[pine tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/skateboard-fail-gif-7256342

[fallen haven]

2 ready 2 install.

[rough niche]

I'm about to blast the title music of Skate or Die 2 NES while I check out the island

[solar abyss]

We'll get 4 new hairstyles, maybe there's going to be more colour options as well?

[tepid solar]

they should add fursuits to skate lowk

[still haven]

Come on dude I payed for wow for years not to be able to play on release or days after

[olive grove]

once again I ask, why in silent hill?

[toxic herald]

Is the game in maintance rn?

[tropic meteor]

nice to know yall still haven't fixed the issue of the game literally making both ur screens go black and making ur pc essentially turn off/freeze for 3-ish seconds when it's in windowed fullscreen mode really great thank u

[tame breach]

4 hairstyles but they're all on your back 😂

[modern radish]

theres already 2 of them

[remote thunder]

Just tried the dark slide why can’t I catch it after a tre flip ? Weird mechanic , but it looks good

[glad iron]

Chill and wait bro..

[cursive otter]

Do they tho?

[dusk dew]

The Team at skate gotta make your $50 dollars worth it

[uneven pagoda]

I stg , the questions are crazy tbh, i’m sorry for asking lool

[zinc echo]

Can someone tell me when the servers are up if we got some feathered and fabulous hair

[severe echo]

Maintenance is an hour long

[dull pilot]

i've been playing for a week. it's a lot of fun.
(did a darkslide yesterd on the Water Taxi - looked sick).
replay editor effects are pretty cool, especially the barrel distortion (to make fisheye)

[round reef]

WOKEughh grrr i hate furries so much ughhh id never be a furry dude omg ughh i h8 furries ugh ugh gets sk mad ehes turn red you odnt wanna see my DARKSIDE ill kill all the wokeness grrrr grrrrrrrrr GTAAAAAA HAHAHAHAH i killed all furries i win the race bahah... im the sigma now....

[modern radish]

not someone telling jeff to wait 😭

[zinc violet]

Im still not in lol

[neon karma]

as a former wow player, its SO funny watching people who cant wait out a one hour maintenance when us wow players used to wait 5-6 hours for a weekly patch 😭

[modern radish]

what

[viral flicker]

💆‍♂️ grom background sound is chill

[echo wasp]

wdym there's already a rat and pigeon

[minor cargo]

Give us more Object item slots to use, at least 10 so I can get a nice DIY retro clip using bricks and wood as ramps 😭

[fallen haven]

But all we currently have is furry suits

[modern radish]

seagull

[wheat estuary]

okay im intruiged, updating as we speak

[boreal gulch]

We need food trucks to actually open and sell snackys 😭

[rare ether]

when is the maintenance scheduled to end?

[south glade]

"no negative energy" so that was a lie.

[keen needle]

The maintenance update we’re all waiting for will be announced in #skate-status btw

[pulsar kestrel]

Water pigeon

[modern radish]

i mean, i guess

[tame breach]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusted-red-forman-that-'90s-show-eww-gross-gif-1197170447414145893

[solid plaza]

9 big bangs from now

[glass grotto]

I dunno if you ever played TH: American Wasteland, but do you remember the boat trip to the oil rig in that game? that's kinda what i'm imagining. just on the way to grom and you start doin tricks on the boat/watertaxi

[cerulean nacelle]

@dull pilot when is beer coming to the game

[hollow mango]

What

[left forge]

In an hour

[olive grove]

i'm gonna go alpha mode on grom, look out awoooooo amiright guys?

[prisma hearth]

Lmao

[void gull]

^

[still haven]

Man for real… but it’s pissing me off too anyway ahahahahah

[remote thunder]

Yo I’m at the water taxi in hedgemont it’s not working how do you go to tutorial island ?

[stoic folio]

Wanted Hall of Meat 🥩

[neat moat]

Play fortnite in the meantime

[hollow flame]

messes up all my windows on a tripple-4k screen setup every single time cause i run it in a non-native resolution. 4 out of 5 times, i have to kill it through the task manager after exiting.

[toxic herald]

Is the game in maintance rn?

[gloomy mango]

how long is gonna take

[topaz cedar]

I don’t know if I’m 100% correct but I the servers should be up in about 15 minutes

[jolly iron]

2

[wanton pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUVkFWXN2ZY for the people that enjoy realistic skating

[dusk dew]

Be patient everyone

[pine tusk]

Can we also add spliffs to the game. They improve slappy grinds

[stoic isle]

Modern gaming.

[tame breach]

maintenance is now undergoing maintenance and will continue after maintenance has finished

[round reef]

can yall guys add phonk to the soundtrack?

[tropic meteor]

yeah its annoying as hell, my pc full on freezes and the screens go off for a good 3-5 seconds before it reopens everything

[merry sigil]

I'm patient, but I want to play haha

[next patrol]

It’s live!

[modern radish]

im in (im lying)

[fossil hare]

i love gaming

[vagrant fox]

so whos buying the pass then

[hybrid hawk]

Iirc isn't there a way to get in during the maintenance

[latent orchid]

Just watched Stoked’s video and now I’m over here all hot and sweaty. I want the hills 🥹

[cedar sinew]

Waterboarding when?! (A board that looks like water calm damn jeez)

[rare lintel]

😭

[echo wasp]

Ehh pigeon, seagull same thing to a horse

[acoustic dock]

55 minutes or so

[fallen haven]

If ea skate. was your son would u b proud of him

[cursive musk]

Playing COD in the meantime

[neon karma]

yall go make lunch, by the time youre back the servers will be up

[modern radish]

oh i guess that makes sense

[thick dragon]

It has been such a long wait. I hope it will be worth it

[jovial zephyr]

factual

[minor cargo]

Imma go cry when I'm done I expect maintenance to be done

[vestal pawn]

Lying for fun?

[vast yoke]

Playing elder scrolls lol

[boreal gulch]

Once they add uber deliver service to the game or click and collect 😭

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[south glade]

isnt that just a hunter?

[modern radish]

lying is fun

[fathom oak]

If this is like destiny 2 we can wait 4hrs more then they said how long it’s gonna be

[glass grotto]

sorry for the delay, i've given one of the IT guys a concussion from hitting him with the sledgehammer. jeff took it back from me and now i'm back to a squeaky hammer, but i see a brick and i might throw it at the server to see what happens. wish me luck!

[placid sapphire]

Downloading the update now

[hollow mango]

U gonna get a lot of XP saying this lmao

[brazen sage]

lying is the most fun a girl can have

[visual jay]

tried 3 times doesnt work my man

[grave wren]

bro tf the game keep crashing my pc blackscreen with the weird resolution bug, while there is a new update

[cunning walrus]

it’s 1:34…

[olive grove]

any of you guys play skate dot?

[warm willow]

Why not do maintenance in the middle of the night and not when the updates supposed to go live? Not a complaint just wondering

[dull pilot]

i said "TAP"

[solid hamlet]

but it's better if you do

[dull pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/tappy-tap-tap-taparoo-adam-sandler-gif-11400809

[grim dawn]

Damn we still down bad

[unkempt pawn]

So hyped for this season feels like they might actually finally be back on track again or back on trucks should I say..

[stoic folio]

Watch Harry Potter, the servers will be live afterwards

[latent sonnet]

The middle of the night is the afternoon for somebody else, lol

[modern radish]

for vee

[still haven]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-luchador-enfado-enfadado-gif-18769000

[pine tusk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skate-3-insane-board-control

[cerulean nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/togi-shane-stoffer-gif-13002550135341762285

[next patrol]

That’s why I hate live service games, why tf do I have to wait in the Lobby, let me play and ask for a refresh once the fix is live 😓

[past cloud]

call game dead
whine about maintenance taking any amount of time
u guys have to pick one holy

[wheat estuary]

everyone go watch stoked vid, by then you know what you wanna skate and maintence will (maybe) be done by then!

[wraith willow]

I can't wait to see you all on Grom! So excited holy heck

[toxic herald]

Been 95 mins still good

[silent stream]

Ea Im gonna sue make the severs work Gng

[tepid solar]

3 embed fails

[whole jacinth]

Yo how longs the game been in maintenance for ?

[jolly iron]

4

[stoic isle]

Seriously though, why is this kinda maintenance scheduled the middle of the day?

[dull pilot]

because for the studio that deployes the updates, it's morning.
timezones are fun. (they're not, but it is what it is)

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gilmore-2-happy-gilmore-movie-adam-sandler-golf-gif-8442922242671518028

[fluid anvil]

That’s including finding the perfect vid 😂

[wanton pawn]

lowkey think full circle cooked on this i do not congradulate ea for obvious reasons

[echo wasp]

Why won't you go home ball?! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!

[minor cargo]

Every time I tap I get maintenance pop up 😭

[vestal pawn]

Rn im skating with the ninja turtles (im lying)

[rocky copper]

WE all buying isle of grom

[modern radish]

jeff, can you make sure they wait like 3 hours to release so I can play when i get home, thanks

[acoustic dock]

Tap harder.

[tame breach]

i wish the turtle manholes were actual skateable sewers tho

[visual jay]

will i be able to backflip out of a handplant after this update? @dull pilot

[prisma hearth]

I downloaded it but it gives me the maintenance pop up
At least the splash screen changed

[wooden grove]

Sick idea tbf

[native moon]

@tame breach agreed

[velvet geode]

Who's WE?

[olive grove]

it is lowkirkuinely 3:30 am I should be asleep but like pfffftt

[magic pasture]

Tbf maintenance could be hours yet. The other day on a standard update it wouldn’t let me in, and I saw on Reddit people were having issues for hours. So with this being S3, it could be a while

[warm willow]

I understand ❤️

[nocturne coral]

You already technically can

[glass grotto]

I'm sorry! Your IT guys' heads are bonk-able and they weren't reacting to the tippity tap tap.. And it was a neat sledgehammer, i'm taking it home with me when I leave!

-# thank you for doing this bit with me jeff it's making passing the time so much more fun

[eternal parrot]

how long this mainesce

[candid grotto]

Some reason when loading up and sitting in menu I am now back to capped 30 fps

[boreal gulch]

Goose costume when ? 🪿

[neon karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914508501697576990/1314542204722741248/caption.gif?width=778&height=671

[scarlet silo]

We dont know they just lie

[grim dawn]

My balls itch

[neat moat]

Im playing as homer simpson rn doing dark slides

[still haven]

Yup. Press hard on buy button.

[unkempt pawn]

Premium skate pass might actually be worth it this season lowkey

[modern radish]

if u squint ur eyes enough, livingston looks like one

[cerulean nacelle]

i know u saw the message Jeffery, I think i speak for the whole community when i say we need an awnser

[pine tusk]

Will I ever get rid of the feeling of existential dread with this update?

[toxic herald]

What’s full circles lwk im dum

[brave island]

Jeez, that’s uncalled for

[arctic seal]

🤣

[dusk dew]

You can check out all of the little details that is coming in season 3 here #game-announcements

[tired storm]

Does the map come with the skate pass?

[quasi basin]

🤣

[modern radish]

kickflip + 180 i think

[rare lintel]

ngl the part of the map on the main menu background looks kinda like thps4 alcatraz

[tame breach]

well at least the maintenance msg loads quicker now

[remote thunder]

It’s been over 95 minutes I’m gonna break EVERYTHING if you don’t make the game live NOW

[wraith willow]

it's called a body variable

[tepid solar]

why am i green now i dont wanna be green i wanna be pink jeff can i be pink named

[stoic isle]

You literally cannot get excited for this game. “Maintenance will end between 10-10:30.” cool. I’ll be there.

Now we’re waiting. Modern gaming.

[gloomy mango]

help

[cedar sinew]

Yo y’all are a bit to desperate to visit an island…. Hmmm 🤨

[brazen sage]

literally no one cares what gpt says about anything

[modern radish]

"i had ai write this arugment for me"

[worthy moss]

how many more hours left of downtime 😔

[sage jetty]

excited to finally be able to use my sci fi sticker

[fickle coyote]

chatgpt to explain a feature is horrendous

[vast yoke]

Yall waiting for the update but half the community won’t even be able to play the main part of it which is isle of grom cuz they paywalled it and in the sneak peak video the new speed lines gamemode is literally just another challenge type added into the time gate system. We gotta play another 3 months with no PvP gamemode or replayable game modes. Bahllrighttt

[fathom oak]

U can only enter the grom island with premium pass? yikes ea

[snow rampart]

this is gonna be sweet

[rare ether]

bro got cooked 😭

[vagrant fox]

weeds for losers

[tame breach]

yo i asked it for FOTD advice and it said i cooked my top deck one

[olive grove]

backside 180 specifically i think 🤔

[olive brook]

Do not panic. Maintenance typically lasts 1 hour to 5 days

[mighty apex]

Is it 6pm UK time for the update ??

[velvet geode]

I doubt that man.

[warm willow]

Some mega freaks in here

[visual jay]

i didnt find it my akh

[dull pilot]

the rest of the quote is hilarious, but not appropriate for this server. but I am laughing loudly in the office.

[neat moat]

I can’t wait to visit the island. Im gonna do some gnarly tricks

[stoic folio]

Who remembers the LOOOOONG queue, just waiting to get online 🤣 like 83,985 skaters ahead of you

[flat gate]

nobody took the bait 😔

[modern radish]

thanks, i couldnt remeber if bs and fs mattered in the sex change trick (i still cant believe the tony hawk games had that trick)

[cerulean nacelle]

@dull pilot can we get a board snapping animation that happens ones in a while

[dull pilot]

find the storage area for the event props.

[glass grotto]

brother i am just waiting. i can either spend it yapping about whatever i dont like about the game, or riffing on all the people who don't read the status and ask the most obvious questions.
i picked the option that doesnt hurt my brain to think about.

i'm living my best life man, i do NOT care what you think

[void gull]

as I sit and smoke while playing skate

[steel pelican]

Yoooo I've been patching since yesterday, are servers up?

[minor cargo]

@dull pilot wake up the maintenance team I'm tryna see tryna see Clancy

[pine tusk]

can we add the entire exmilitary mixtape to the music?

[outer sphinx]

did u add scooters in the pass ?

[whole jacinth]

4 weeks, noted

[grave wren]

i'm jk

[neon karma]

maybe 6 or 7 hours until servers up right?

[scarlet silo]

bro doesnt even know skate culture 😭

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[bitter kite]

Wrd me 2

[sour timber]

Pour one out for the poors not able to skate the island

[unkempt pawn]

Early access to the isle of from map, branded clothing in the skate pass, extra tattoos ect. More worth it than the last two

[arctic seal]

Yo I saw u on yt multiple times good to see you here lol (if it's you and not an impersonator lol)

[prisma hearth]

67 :D

[timber burrow]

You 15 gotta be

[paper sigil]

its 12:40

[stoic isle]

“No new areas locked behind paywalls.”

“So anyways here’s an old area locked behind a paywall.” 😹

[steel pelican]

you can tpose fly for free to grom

[sage jetty]

if you're broke just say that🤷‍♂️

[umbral dagger]

Will we have to pay for the black socks?

[sand glacier]

Why is the servers still down

[wooden grove]

Different scene, can't do it even if you could try

[brazen sage]

lolol all the greenleafs clown emoting my message

[terse ridge]

What time did the 90min start est time?

[wheat estuary]

soo if i dont buy the pass i cant get to the isla,d until april somewhere?

[junior cliff]

go mow some grass for 20 bucks

[summer creek]

Nah bros just happy

[still haven]

I come from the land down undeeeeer

[steel pelican]

okay computer science guy, I heard a rumor on the playgroudn so I know its possible

[modern radish]

season 3 leak: hi

[dusk dew]

Server maintenance but season 3 will be out soon

[jagged sequoia]

blud where is my GAME

[cedar rampart]

100 mins ago

[topaz cedar]

20 minutes until the servers go up
(I think)

[uneven pagoda]

Has it been 90 min sir?

[steel pelican]

🫗

[viral flicker]

jo wanna go cry in the VC together till the servers are ready?

[steel pelican]

Emoji V2 just dropped

[olive grove]

season 3 leak: 🚿

[cedar sinew]

Why did I get a notification that I’m "Now you’re on the list!" just as i arrived to the island guys

[teal bramble]

Someone from HUNGARY???

[worldly latch]

20 mins

[fathom oak]

are people really this stupid? like why they tell us what time it is in there country, never heard of time zones? When it’s 18:00 in Europe it’s clearly not 6pm in US 🤡

[serene notch]

It’s been almost 2 hours

[round reef]

skate turned me into a bunny

[magic pasture]

Lowkey this is a good reason to have an offline mode, even some parks to skate whilst we wait for updates

[craggy raptor]

I see it now

[wooden grove]

What's this emoji mean

Crying over spilt milk?

[vast yoke]

There’s gonna be less people at the island because less people will have the pass day 1 I’m getting the pass I’m thinking bout the community kiddo try again

[pure folio]

We already down here cryin

[cunning copper]

Can we disable vee ?

[velvet geode]

There is no way you're actually ok with a map being behind a paywall.... the TUTORIAL map at that. Especially when they stated as a "ground rule" there would be no maps behind paywalls.

[minor cargo]

Islands prolly gonna be free expansion for next month they said there will be a event that'll involves the two islands

[serene prairie]

GTA6 before Season 3
Or
Season 3 before GTA6

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/leaking-water-leaking-flex-tape-fixing-leak-water-leak-fix-gif-12150979

[steel pelican]

I'm wondering myself

[glass grotto]

all love, brother. don't sweat it.

[modern radish]

https://klipy.com/gifs/arthur-ford

[tropic meteor]

you've been able to since the game came out

[brazen sage]

i've never seen that emoji before

[misty jasper]

42min so far xD

[hidden hemlock]

its out guys look updates

[rare ether]

white socks gonna be a reward for a premium grom mission

[neon karma]

yes, its in your settings, i disabled it day 1

[stoic folio]

Yep she GONE!

[plucky socket]

we fr gotta wait more time for something that was supposed to be up by 1 pm dawg

[brazen sage]

can't believe we got pouring cup before hamsic smh

[olive brook]

brother people are fickle as hell. They say one thing and do another. That island is going to be rammed.

[dry frigate]

When servers up

[visual jay]

Speaking facts my man

[slate sandal]

Wait, its not free?😬 👀

[brazen sage]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[modern radish]

its sad that almost no one knows who this is

[jolly iron]

⠀

[remote thunder]

Dude why is it not live it’s well over 90 minutes

[dense plume]

Gang it 10:40

[fallen haven]

I’m severely less cool than I used to be

[cerulean nacelle]

thats 12 min ago

[paper merlin]

this is fun lol

[paper sigil]

Late

[fair mason]

Why are people saying this when it’s already 12 minutes past?

[sage jetty]

W less people polluting my clips & performance

[glossy moth]

Yawn got a warning from EA, I forgot I cannot talk about the green lettuce

[vital hamlet]

never

[silent stream]

FIFA makers make game work

[junior cliff]

the spill way looks so lit

[cunning walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-anakin-gif-21992662

[steel pelican]

I abandoned a Lv. 41 Gnome Rogue, a Lv 47 Draenei Shaman, a paladin and a warrior to stare at the main menu 😔

[gritty osprey]

😂😂😂

[merry cloud]

Servers down?

[snow rampart]

I'm just watching #skate-status with bloodshot eyes

[stoic rain]

Update is so good I can’t even play it

[whole jacinth]

That’s 10 minutes ago man 😭

[brazen sage]

that's stephen skaterino, son of jonathan skaterino

[toxic herald]

18:43 rn so 13 mins late

[jagged sequoia]

go go go servers are up!!!!!!!!!

[rugged harbor]

This wall stuff gotta stop because we aren’t paying for the map. We’re paying for the premium pass and the cosmetics n stuff that come with it. The perk to that is gaining access to the Grom first but, it will be open to people later for those who choose to wait. That’s my hot take, thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[tame breach]

ok i'm bored of waiting now ..but watching @maiden lava video so we cool

[fallen haven]

I’d warn me

[still haven]

And that’s sad bro

[magic pasture]

It’s 5:45 PM here haha

[viral beacon]

Please john skate i need this...

[wooden grove]

Nah

[serene notch]

S3 update should go live between <t:1773162000:t> and <t:1773163800:t>ish in your local time zone

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-true-right-leonardodicaprio-leodicaprio-gif-3020110486204374502

[west solar]

[minor cargo]

Dawg it's boutta be 2pm for me...

"Please full circle I need thissssss

My moms kinda homeless" 😭😭

[vast yoke]

go go go servers are up!!!!!!!!!

[tame breach]

we can lower/raise the parking boom gates

[wooden grove]

What if we all just drop it and don't hop on

[wet heart]

18h43 en France 🇫🇷

[stoic isle]

From what I can tell of what they’re saying, the Grom island is a totally separate island than the tutorial island. So we’re effectively dealing with 2 tutorial islands now. “Tutorial Island” and “ Premium Tutorial Island EX+.”

[dull pilot]

sometimes maintenance gets extended. i'm chatting with the team for a status update.

[dusk dew]

Yes it’s server maintenance but the anticipated skate season 3 will be out very soon

[modern radish]

servers are up, maybe, idk, im not checking

[robust badger]

[grave wren]

there's a whole army of undiagnosed tism in this chat fs

[lavish flare]

🇫🇷

[inner hazel]

They aren’t for me

[wooden grove]

Very confusing indeed

[olive grove]

servers are sideways

[hidden hemlock]

im updating rn on steam

[tame breach]

u can reposition bent bollards

[rotund phoenix]

server are not up 🙁

[brazen sage]

i'm getting a configuring message now but still doesn't connect

[modern radish]

this is true

[tropic meteor]

did reactions just get turned off 🤔

[tame breach]

more vents/grates to raise and skate from

[frozen dirge]

Anyone in??

[misty jasper]

Enlighten me, we gettin Brickworks?

[timber burrow]

Nike event in grom

[visual jay]

@dull pilot handplant to backflip? please 🥹

[proud nymph]

im in

[outer sphinx]

LETS GO

[cunning copper]

Where can i watch stoke video

[severe dagger]

Let me in

[tame breach]

YT

[dull pilot]

they darkflipped themselves.

[velvet geode]

There's only a small addition from what the preview image showed us. It looks nearly identical. Not worth paying for that.

[brazen sage]

on his youtube

[steel pelican]

How did you do during the Australian GP?

[tired storm]

Is everyone lying

[maiden lava]

Thanks for watching!

[jolly iron]

S3 update should go live between <t:-28466084572:F> and <t:74568158040> ish in your local time zone

[nimble charm]

Always.

[modern radish]

i know i am

[alpine tundra]

L paywall and defenders

[wheat estuary]

legeeeeend

[modern radish]

https://klipy.com/gifs/everybody-lies-house

[vapid portal]

i just watched ZexyZek

[dull pilot]

there's not. but okie dokie.

[rough niche]

mine aren't working either

[sage jetty]

L broke boy

[uneven pagoda]

Max what are you doing here

[junior cliff]

maintenance pls ill do anything..... 😉

[still haven]

Allons enfant de la patrieeeeeee ieeeeuh le jour de gloire est arrivééééé

[tame breach]

i watch them all 🔥

[prisma hearth]

I need to get in to find out the rest of the songs

[whole peak]

"new season but we arnt ready so lets just makew them wait"

[echo wasp]

More mousebites!

[placid anchor]

jeffffffffffffffff

[vital hamlet]

did they really remove reactions from the channel lmfao

[frosty summit]

real ones are playing skate 3

[rugged harbor]

Got my PlayStation in restmode for that quick update

[brazen sage]

swear to shake it up if you swear to listen oh we're still so young desperate for attention, i aim to be YOUR EYES TROPHY BOYS TROPHY WIIIIVES 🎤😩

[eternal zenith]

hi pigeon!

[olive brook]

Soon we can play Wate 4

[mighty apex]

As long as the rolling waves park stays I'm happy

[dull pilot]

yeah, there was an incorrect setting.
reactions require being in the server for a bit - it's a permission/rank thing (like bypassing slowmode).

[remote copper]

❤️

[agile copper]

I mean…you’re not wrong

[stoic isle]

Yeah that’s the joke. It’s the same thing with an additional wash section 🤷‍♂️

[unkempt pawn]

It's cheap af so I don't really care tbh and I buy for the cosmetics too. Also not locked behind a paywall it's just early access to it people who don't buy it will still get to play it..

[dull escarp]

We need the servers up!!!!

[wild dirge]

my el cinco got it updated in 5 minutes

[placid anchor]

JEFF

[slow creek]

chat is bumpin

[modern radish]

cool, my updat finishd

[serene prairie]

damn and here I thought you were just being mean to me jeff 🙂

[dull pilot]

NO

[tender wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/nitrado-last-oasis-servers-hamster-pc-running-gif-17096309

[olive grove]

@dull pilot you ever considered any tribe called quest in game? very lovely

[warm nest]

Servers will be up when they are ready... chill

[topaz cedar]

If any admins come across this message,
I would like to apologise for the inappropriate joke that I made

[boreal gulch]

Most people lie to keep other safe but Batman lied to Robbin as he was stockpiling baby oil in the bat cave 😭

[tropic meteor]

hi pigeonthief 😂

[nimble charm]

I wonder what Paul said.

[deft loom]

I’ve been in this server for awhile but still can’t react😢

[modern radish]

what

[snow rampart]

see you on the island when u get the skate pass bludski

[glass grotto]

i cackled at this oh my god

[visual jay]

When will i BAckflip out of a handplant?

[silent fox]

servers aren't up for me, either people are bsing or some regions get priority

[gusty kiln]

Update yo games!

[steel pelican]

🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 this is now a French server!

[dusk shore]

Jeff I gotta go to Work

[warm edge]

is it ragebait ?