general-discussion

[waxen apex]

I bet Bob likes M and Cheese sandwiches

Probably a fan of Arrested Development

[grave night]

Dear investors, the hotline is back up and running.
Seems some skaters tried to overwhelm it, but M-Corp tech can't be beat.

[gleaming peak]

I bet Bob M-Pushes when he skates

[sudden warren]

Lmao

[waxen apex]

Mmmmm

[wraith snow]

is that.... a challenge offer?

[waxen apex]

y0rmy

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-thinking-about-you-think-thinking-of-you-gif-20503421

[waxen apex]

Luna chill. Bob's gonna knob your rails

[wraith snow]

BRO BOB AND M-CORP TRIED TO DISS MY CHOICE OF BAGGY PANTS ON THE WEBSITE?!?!?!

@vale anchor can confirm this.

Bob and M-Corp... are MENACES

[waxen apex]

Baggy pants are the only option next to cargo shorts

[wraith snow]

tell @grave night and M-Corp that >:(

[marble flame]

Mr.Bob. What is your job title / position in M-Corp?

[wraith snow]

bob the builder.

of financial stability

[marble flame]

It may be possible or not

[gleaming peak]

i dont see that

[wraith snow]

Skyfi found it earlier

[gleaming peak]

can u show me it?

[wraith snow]

@gleaming peak

[gleaming peak]

omg

They don't know about drip !! That's insane

i bet they hate my dunks...

[wraith snow]

same... like my dunks, even just everyday dunks- not even skateboard ones, ARE CLEAN.

but M-Corp... will find a way to ban them i bet :(

[vale anchor]

Y'all really thought M-Corp would ever be on our side?

[wraith snow]

i was... hopeful? yk... things can change! its been alot of years! yk? but nah... these menaces... were never gonna change

[vale anchor]

I could never

[sudden warren]

Yea same. Cancel the corporate!

[gleaming peak]

I thought investing might help. I guess not

[vale anchor]

Help them get our money to use against us

[gleaming peak]

I blame Bob

[vale anchor]

Silly Bob

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/majeerteen-puntland-gif-20548574

[cobalt dust]

[onyx anvil]

I AGREE ICL

they cant stop me wwearin my js

[gusty snow]

i just realized mcorp is mongocorp😭😭

[viral solstice]

Dear investors. Oh sorry, wrong account. Ignore that.

[wraith snow]

pfhhh

[cobalt dust]

[grave night]

[cobalt dust]

greetings Bob

welcome back

[grave night]

Greetings, investor!

[gleaming peak]

we missed you bob

Bob, do you like Nike Dunk Sb's?

[grave night]

I prefer a solid loafer to match my M-Corp shirt.

[rare girder]

<- this guys invested well with M-Corp

[cobalt dust]

[gleaming peak]

Oh my god ! You have made an enemy

[viral solstice]

Bob strikes as a white New Balance 530’s type of guy

[gleaming peak]

If he did that I would actually be so happy. They kinda go hard lol

[cobalt dust]

thats a real investors type of shoe

[rare girder]

birkenstock with socks are the way to go too

[grave night]

Until I got into the world of high finance, I thought they were called Birkensocks.
Once I had a growing portfolio, I realized that stocks were everywhere, including those shoes.

[dull pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-what-confused-meh-gif-12007368131756137942

[carmine arch]

good afternoon

[wraith snow]

EXACTLY MY REACTION

[gleaming peak]

You are a king

[scenic gull]

What the ???

[wraith snow]

king?... bob?!?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/king-bob-king-bob-minions-movie-gif-14916628

[marble flame]

The best to do business is shoes.

[carmine arch]

middle-aged dad drip

[rare girder]

Oh also, happy pride month all!

[gleaming peak]

I think Bob will be great friends with Cuz

[viral solstice]

Yall bugged @dull pilot for weeks when this discord went live. Bob the evil investor joins and you all proclaim him a king within minutes 😂 Good stuff

[wraith snow]

u too Cal!!

[gleaming peak]

Actually, he called himself a king lmaoooo

[violet tapir]

But he’s giving great financial advice Tommy

[viral solstice]

🤣

[cobalt dust]

Bob is the master investor

[sudden warren]

Happy pride month to all!!

[dull pilot]

Oh, I'm making a list. O.o

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-pride-month-pride-month-rainbow-flag-gay-teddy-bear-pride-gif-21791044

that gif is amazing lmao
so cursed, but good

[sudden warren]

I wonder if Bob would ever do a voice reveal 🤔

[wraith snow]

nah Bobs the enemy.

[marble flame]

or a face reveal🤔

[cobalt dust]

[gleaming peak]

I feel like he might sound like spongebob when he tried to act normal lol

[marble flame]

Mr.Bob. What's your thoughts on cryptocurrency?

[gleaming peak]

Bob, who is your boss?

[elfin rivet]

Can anyone tell me more about the new website? Any secrets?

I see there’s an investment thing on there. Is that a gag

[gleaming peak]

the complaint page is always down lol

[elfin rivet]

I’m guessing the M-Corp is something lore based?

[wraith snow]

its fake, it does nothing but start a counter where "money" goes up, complaint side is always down, same with the withdraw page

[grave night]

There's no joke about solid future financial security. Invest in M-Corp today https://www.themcorpwebsite.com/welcome

[wraith snow]

its... mongo corp? the corp we as an example saw have skate free zones in skate 2 im pretty sure

[oak pilot]

what is knob day @grave night ?

[grave night]

Let's not spread misinformation. We have a whole website. It's legit.

[wraith snow]

ahhh yes ofc, sorry bob, my bad, i just- cant help but be a little silly sometimes

[cobalt dust]

Bob is pretty cool, i hope he can stay around for a while

[gleaming peak]

Bob 4 Player Council

[cobalt dust]

can we play as Bob in skate.?

[gleaming peak]

I dont think Bob likes skating

[oak pilot]

[phone] is the companies phone number

[sweet ember]

What’s this M-Corp thing..?!

[oak pilot]

a arg thing for the games release

[sweet ember]

Twitter changed and all

[gleaming peak]

the future

[wraith snow]

Mongo Corp has returned mr. epic flying horse....

i guess... no skate zones are gonna become a reality again :(

[paper wren]

ACCOUNT BALANCE:mcoin17,512,028,765.34
rn

[grave night]

We are San Vansterdam’s largest investment conglomerate and leader in city-wide revitalization. There isn’t a problem we don’t have a solution for. If your business depends on commodities, put them in our hands. Our mission is to turn your financial deadends into windfall dividends.

https://www.themcorpwebsite.com/welcome

[paper wren]

im rich as heck rn

[wraith snow]

withdraw ur money then ;)

[gleaming peak]

Bob you should make a podcast or something

[paper wren]

NO

i know that's gonna remove all my money

😔

[oak pilot]

@grave night we need to know what knob day is, for the culture

[paper wren]

30,000,000 rn

[gleaming peak]

Invest in Vest

[elfin rivet]

Who’s ready for knob day???

[cobalt dust]

i want that vest

[marble flame]

same

[woven wasp]

same

[gleaming peak]

same

[sudden warren]

Same

[gleaming peak]

Bob, can I have your vest?

[scenic nova]

same

[grave night]

It's best to inVEST with M-Corp.

[gleaming peak]

Such an inspiration !!

[woven wasp]

fr

[cobalt dust]

🔥

[gleaming peak]

You're turning into my role model the more you promote

[scenic nova]

glaze

[gusty sun]

So did anyone found easter egg on this website?

[elfin rivet]

What is it?

[oak pilot]

https://imgur.com/a/D0T65ww

This is what knob day is about

putting skate stoppers on rails

[violet tapir]

Bob should come on the hippy jump podcast

[oak pilot]

M Corp is shaddy as hell

[gleaming peak]

Lmfaoo i was thinking that

[cobalt dust]

that would be crazy!

[wraith snow]

Roses are red
Some people think life sucks

i wonder why that is
maybe they didnt invest in M-Coin?! oh shucks

(im not a poet, but- hey A for Effort yk?)

https://tenor.com/view/poetry-gif-24242982

[oak pilot]

@grave night Why does M Corp hate Skaters??

[grave night]

The success of the city of San Vansterdam and its residents is our first and only priority.

[scenic nova]

yap

[cobalt dust]

what about investing?

[oak pilot]

I see, so cutting out a huge percent of the San Vansterdam comunity is your way of doing that? @grave night

[scenic nova]

tell us who you REALLY are, Bob

[marble flame]

Yeah! What your last name?

[gleaming peak]

What's your San Vansterdam Banking info?

[marble flame]

Bob Jones?

[oak pilot]

Also, @grave night you just repeated what the phone call said about knob day. You just repeat what your boss says huh?

[sweet ember]

Bob what is your account balance?

[grave night]

I'm Bob, from M-Corp.

@oak pilot If you have any concerns or questions, please don't hesitate to fill out a Complaint form: https://www.themcorpwebsite.com/complaints

[cobalt dust]

first name Bob last name from M-Corp

[oak pilot]

I think you know the site has a 404 error you shaddy coprate husk lol

[gusty snow]

What was the scandal of 93?

[oak pilot]

good question

[wraith snow]

people didnt invest enough ;)

SO GET IN ON M-COIN TODAY!!!

[sweet ember]

EAT. SLEEP. INVEST. REPEAT

[grave night]

Shady =/= shaddy
Corporate =/= coprate
Savvy Investment Advisor =/= husk

[sweet ember]

[gleaming peak]

i dont think bob sleeps, only invests

[scenic nova]

roasted toasted packaged and posted

[oak pilot]

hahaha i should have been more careful lol

@grave night still didn't respond to the complaint site having a 404 error... I wonder why

[scenic nova]

because we're not allowed to complain

[grave night]

Valid complaints are addressed. If you're having an issue with the website, it's probably a user error.

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[oak pilot]

I see, how about other people? Can anyone else use the website?

[scenic nova]

everyone is having the problem

[sweet ember]

Sounds like a skill issue

[grave night]

What's there to complain about? Solid portfolio and secure financial future?

[cobalt dust]

Can bob speak another language?

[scenic nova]

complain about you, dear Bob

[wraith snow]

well Bob did mention that some meanies tried to overwhelm their systems

maybe thats why

maybe bob can confirm? ;) @grave night

[gleaming peak]

Guapanese

[oak pilot]

hes on that paper chase

[gleaming peak]

Louis duffle stuffed with M-Coin

[oak pilot]

just thousands of USB sticks

[cobalt dust]

i think Bob went on lunch break

[unique wharf]

hey y'all

[sudden warren]

yo!

[vale anchor]

Not me you kook!

[unique wharf]

been a while

[oak pilot]

unless there is something hidden in the code of the website we're gonna have to wait until they drop something else.

[sweet ember]

Y'all investing like crazy? 😂

[cobalt dust]

[sweet ember]

[marble flame]

[gleaming peak]

[gusty snow]

[woven wasp]

[violet tapir]

[cobalt dust]

[hidden bronze]

Morning yall.

[sudden warren]

@grave night We are waiting for you in the voice chat, we just wanna ask you some questions if you'll take a seat with us.

[hidden bronze]

Sup Huck

[sudden warren]

yo yoo

[gleaming peak]

Bob?

[sudden warren]

Just sitting here patiently waiting for Bobby Boy to respond.

[gleaming peak]

"Bobby Boy" imagine Hulk Hogan saying this lmaooo

[sweet ember]

Bob's having a much deserved lunch break

[hidden bronze]

How is everyone doing?

[gleaming peak]

im waiting for Bob

[hidden bronze]

Aren’t we all, deep down?
In all seriousness, I’d love to come into the voice chat and wait alongside you peeps, but I’ve come down with a chesty cough and probably wouldn’t make for the greatest company.

[sudden warren]

All good dude, feel better!

[hidden bronze]

Thank you, I really appreciate it.
Hopefully he pops in with y’all soon. I’d be interested to hear what he had to say.

[sudden warren]

haha unlikely! but would be cool

[gleaming peak]

Bob is eating SV Pizza

[cobalt dust]

San Van Pizza

[sudden warren]

San Vansterdam Pizza

[sweet ember]

M-Corp Year 4 deck inbound. Calling it now

[unique wharf]

jesus year 4

its been so long

[hidden bronze]

That’s what I said when everything started going down a few hours ago!

[violet tapir]

Year 4 deck with Bob on it? 🤔

[sweet ember]

I NEED

[hidden bronze]

That’d be straight heat

[gleaming peak]

Bob Bobble Head

[cobalt dust]

Bob

[sweet ember]

NOW WE'RE COOKIN'

[violet tapir]

OMG lmao we actually need that

[gleaming peak]

looool

[rare girder]

[gusty snow]

bob vs coach frank

[gleaming peak]

Bob, do you know who coach frank is?

[violet tapir]

Bob must be busy making investments rn

[paper wren]

ACCOUNT BALANCE:mcoin138,678,553,078,345.23

[paper wren]

RICH AS HECK RN

[vale anchor]

Maybe... Maybe M-Corp isn't that bad...

[grave night]

M-Corp is great. Especially for San Vansterdam citizens.

Trust me.

[sudden warren]

I see you're dodging me

[vale anchor]

Knobs make sense...

Need to protect things

[vale anchor]

I just got home and making dinner 😭

[sudden warren]

If anyone wants to play Skate 3 come hang in voice chat and then check my stream out in #self-promotion-skate

[sudden warren]

I meant Bob lmao

[obsidian meadow]

Just got off the phone with M-Corp, that was painful. The villain in this game is fantastic

[maiden lava]

What GPU to mine Mongo Coin?

[sweet ember]

All GPU's.

[maiden lava]

Nvidia 970 enough?

[sudden warren]

No, like all of the GPU's at once

[sweet ember]

Every GPU ever made.

In one PC

[waxen apex]

Nvidia GeForce FX 5800 Ultra should do!

[maiden lava]

Sounds powerful!

[sweet ember]

You can find one on Wish for $12.99. Great deal!

[waxen apex]

Only the best!

[iron beacon]

where is it @sudden warren

[sudden warren]

where is what?

[iron beacon]

wheres 4 huckman

drop the game @sudden warren

[waxen apex]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[iron beacon]

just copped thps 1 and 2 cus you taking too long @sudden warren

[sudden warren]

I'll keep working on it buddy

[iron beacon]

You better, my sweet plump munchkin huckybear

[scenic gull]

Sooo is mongo corp coming back!

[sudden warren]

Seems like it is a posibility!

[vague jacinth]

What yall doing in vc?

[dull pilot]

M-Corp

[cobalt dust]

[scenic gull]

So this is different?

[gleaming peak]

the name

[scenic gull]

But it is still going to be security guards running us down?

[gleaming peak]

no clue yet, we will need to see

[scenic gull]

I will miss the mongo corp name

[cobalt dust]

[gleaming peak]

i dont think they can use that word, so its just been cut to M

[radiant latch]

Every link in blue on every main page, if read in order, gives "give us Your money Knob!".

[vale anchor]

Villain? I'm sorry. But M-Corp is the largest investor in San Vansterdam. That makes a hero in my book!

[cobalt dust]

[sweet ember]

ACCOUNT BALANCE: 28,538,370,487,026,950,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

I think it might be time to withdraw 🤑

[sudden warren]

i'm in the trillions only

[scenic gull]

What they say on the phone?

[sweet ember]

INVEST!!

[sudden warren]

I think I was legit one of the first public viewer of all of this. I am THE original investors.

[cobalt dust]

did Bob finish his shift for today?

[vale anchor]

Call em and find out!

[scenic gull]

It doesn’t work for me 😭

[errant valley]

So is mcorp gonna be an opposition of some sort?

[waxen apex]

You ever play Skate 1 or 2? They're the security company that attacks you if you trespass in no skating zones. MCorp is short for Mongo Corp.

[errant valley]

I see. I've only played skate 3

[cobalt dust]

[waxen apex]

hi hurt

[cobalt dust]

whats up

[waxen apex]

Not much. Thinking of a format to make a video

I want to make a video about this MCorp stuff but idk how to do it

[sudden warren]

Skate 2 made it a huge point to let you know about Mongo Corp through the story

[cobalt dust]

[waxen apex]

[rugged schooner]

How's everyone doing?

[neon lion]

Feeling comfortable and safe knowing my finances are being taken care of through M Corp. Yourself?

[sweet ember]

In M-Corp we trust

[waxen apex]

Edible what? Skateboards?

[hidden bronze]

Sup yall

[foggy pagoda]

Mongo Corp baby

[cobalt dust]

[waxen apex]

What's good Mass man?

[hidden bronze]

Good!
Heading back to my girlfriend’s place now that I’ve had lunch for the day

[waxen apex]

Heck yeah dog

[hidden bronze]

💯

[foggy pagoda]

Mango Corp 🥭

[waxen apex]

I love Mangos

I used to think it was called mango pushing as a kid. I got clowned on so hard on Xbox

[rugged schooner]

That's weird just got a warning for nothing.

[waxen apex]

What was your "Nothing?"

[rugged schooner]

I don't even know.

[waxen apex]

what did you do?

[rugged schooner]

I haven't said anything and it's like you've been warned ... well ok but for what?

[waxen apex]

if you got a warning, wouldn't you be dmed the reason?

[rugged schooner]

Drug reference I suppose is what it's saying.

Well keep moving forward

[waxen apex]

As I learned in Meet the Robinsons

[wraith snow]

Yea the server is pg-13 cant talk abt those bad things

[wraith snow]

SAME OMG😭 just not on xbox but ps3

[rugged schooner]

I'll keep that in mind thanks.

Mongo

[wraith snow]

Ofc, thats also why u cant swear here, which… not swearing when typing has been my- hardest task to learn by being here

Cause when i did it at times it went

THIS WORD IS BLACKLISTED

And id go “BROOO I WAS BEING SWAGGY AND COOL”

[rugged schooner]

Yeah I cuss a lot as well.

Lol.

[honest mortar]

Gonna be microtransactions on mongo pushing but gonna be called mongotransactions

[waxen apex]

MTransactions

[wraith snow]

Or or, heres a crazy thought, its to- keep a good tone going, and setting a good example

Yea i think its more- the less swear words go around, the less swear words the people moderating have to look through to find out who were being pricks and who were using it to say smth is awesome, and also figuring out- what the person who sent the swear word meant yk?

Cause messages are hard to read the tone of at times for many

[wraith snow]

Just wait till 1 person spills a lil bean on having recieved an email and breaking their NDA, this chat turns into a zoo 😭

[scenic nova]

No no, loads of people are getting in, they're just not saying anything

[scenic nova]

Ong same

[dull silo]

Guys anybody know what the M Corp stuff means?

I'm acc freaking outttt 😭

[radiant latch]

Buy m coins today

[wraith snow]

End of the universe champ…

[marsh hazel]

🧢

[marsh hazel]

Not much to talk about i think you should wait 👀

[sudden warren]

Then why did you just call it skate 1

[marsh hazel]

What gaming franchise starts off the first game with a number in it 🤣💀

[sudden warren]

I'd like to quote the community manager:
"skate. is the evolution of the franchise.
it's not a sequel, a reboot, a remaster, or remake.
it's the next step. and the team at Full Circle are focused on building a game that will have longevitiy and staying power, while sharing the steps of development along the way."

[vale anchor]

Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist and there aren't extremely valid reasons for the decisions made.

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-seen-stuff-man-beckett-mariner-star-trek-lower-decks-i-saw-some-stuff-i-saw-a-couple-of-things-gif-21801323

You're good. It's that people that do mean to be rude that try to ruin things. Everybody's so creative!

[marsh hazel]

[sudden warren]

Sky, someone in VC said your name like SkyFee, but i always say it like SkyFi like SciFi....

Pls confirm

[vale anchor]

Everyone that says skyfee is wrong and should feel bad

[vale anchor]

Who was it?

[sudden warren]

I can't recall sorry haha

[sweet ember]

I mean, you can check #off-topic for my screenshots lmao

[vagrant marsh]

Ngl i forgot there was a skate. game releasing. I only remembered the game now cause of the insider playtest highlights notification on youtube

[exotic beacon]

Ever since I got that package I've been having great success with big investments

[icy pilot]

🧐 The Cartel are watching

[sudden warren]

Wut

[vale anchor]

M-Coin printer going brrrrrrrrt

[sudden warren]

Well...

Sky, you should know as an early investor that digital currency isn't actually printed. We are apart of the surge of digital mining!

It's early though, no coffee yet, you just got confused.

[mental raven]

clocked in for the start of the roll out

[vale anchor]

Sure, logic my meme saying

[gleaming peak]

I feel like Bob listens to Creed

[grave night]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-my-friend-hello-aloha-hey-hi-gif-14431644

[vale anchor]

Hi Bob!

[grave night]

Hello investor!

[dull pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

[sudden warren]

Woah

Don't roll your eyes at our Bob!

[vale anchor]

Bradddock! Have you heard about the benefits of joining M-Corp?

[grave night]

It is fine, Huckman. That's the face I make when someone isn't investing in M-Corp and doesn't understand why they don't have financial freedom and a stable portfolio.

[dull pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-exiting-uncomfortable-leaving-now-gif-14492345

[sudden warren]

We will help him understand the ways.

[vale anchor]

Be a Knob in no time!

[unique ginkgo]

For the ps3 trickliner is it better to play with ps3 controller or ps4?

On ps3

[distant star]

Any one got any skate 3 imports ?

[rare girder]

id say PS4 is better imo, ps3 controller is harder to play on and feels less comfortable. Plus if you use a PS5 controller on a PS3 that works too so will get you kinda use to it sooner in a way

[rare girder]

check #import-skaters

[queen canopy]

skate 3 is gone from gamepass????

[dull pilot]

no.

https://www.xbox.com/en-US/xbox-game-pass/games

[queen canopy]

oh i had to reload the xbox app

tut mir leid 😂

[sudden warren]

English only please 😁

[echo harbor]

stay hydrated

[sudden warren]

Always

[flint swift]

@grave night how come I can’t reach my account balance through the phone lines?

I hope that my investments are safe

[grave night]

We can't provide excellent investor options through a simple telecom interaction. That's why we built the most advanced, up-to-date, and current website for investing in the world. https://themcorpwebsite.com/welcome

[flint swift]

I just wanted to place an order for some hotdog shaped knobs :/

[gleaming peak]

Hello Bob! How’s your day going?

[grave night]

Another day, another pile of M-Coin and solid investments for the future of San Vansterdam.

[sudden warren]

Love to hear we are being taken care of

[flint swift]

Can we get a @grave night face reveal?

[gleaming peak]

Thad Castle will be so proud

[flint swift]

I would feel more secure in my investment if I knew what he looked like

[grave night]

You'll just have to trust me.

[cobalt dust]

it’s Knob Day

[dull pilot]

Famous last words.

[sudden warren]

Bob I appreciate you guiding me to the lunch area today. I am enjoying my 30 minute scheduled lunch and I'm excited to get back to my desk and get to work!

[flint swift]

Did he just threaten my safety, Jeff?

[grave night]

Do you feel unsafe?
That could be due to poor investment planning. To re-establish security for you, your family, your loved ones, head to https://themcorpwebsite.com/welcome to ensure your financial future is safe by investing in M-Corp.

[violet tapir]

Happy Knob Day

[gleaming peak]

Bob, what happened in 93'?

[unique nebula]

I support Bob, he listens to Creed. Very hard to hate on that

[sudden warren]

You just can't.

[gleaming peak]

you and bob are very similar, are you him?

[reef hound]

Knob day?

[flint swift]

How can I speak to Richard Dandle? @grave night

[violet tapir]

Does Bob like pizza pie Friday? 🤔 that will give it away

[unique nebula]

We’ll have to wait and see!

[grave night]

It's Tuesday.

[gleaming peak]

yeah, but do you eat pizza every Friday?

[rare girder]

best way to file you're taxes is with M Coin

[gleaming peak]

i literally gotta do taxes today, ill keep that in mind

🫡

[honest mortar]

Mongotransactions

[radiant latch]

my M-Coins STONKS are climbing 📈. @grave night you better tap in to learn more

[velvet hound]

So what am I supposed to be gathering from that YouTube community post? Figured best to ask in here

The comments are very mixed responses lol

Ah just saw the video too

Looks intentionally cryptic

[flint swift]

Just remember to invest in M-Coin

[honest mortar]

So does this mean the rent-a-cops gonna be back in the game?

[velvet hound]

I think so, that’s the vibe I got. Maybe could be optional?

[honest mortar]

Sad won't be able to call Big Black for protection in the game. RiP Big Black..

[sudden warren]

[honest mortar]

Would have to use Mike V as a bodyguard against the guards

[latent flicker]

How to message a mod in regards to someone breaking NDA?

[honest mortar]

When the new skate. drops gonna try to make a realistic montage within the first day

All I know is once I know the date it's coming out I'm putting in for some vaca time..

[sudden warren]

#support-desk

[sudden warren]

SAME

[oblique sun]

is it impossible to get a playtest or what

[zenith sand]

Check #frequently-asked-questions-and-more and https://www.ea.com/games/skate/faq for info on Playtesting.

[honest mortar]

Sorry boss I can't come in today. I need to make sure people aren't mongo pushing in skate..

and my hours to work is 5-0

[mental raven]

it is impossible they just announced they accidentally burnt the playtest bridge to san vansterdam and they cant get back across

[zenith sand]

Check #frequently-asked-questions-and-more and https://www.ea.com/games/skate/faq for info on Playtesting.

[mental raven]

helicopter teams are trying to save as many san vansterdam citizens as possible

[oblique sun]

ur cringe mate

[sudden warren]

Let's keep it positive my friend

[oblique sun]

say no more

i just asked a question i didnt want a joke as a response ngl

[sudden warren]

Just like you should keep your portfolio in a positive state by investing right, Bob?

[honest mortar]

Yes=skate no=hate

[sudden warren]

It is not impossible, just sign up via the link and keep your fingers crossed. Players are picked at random mostly

[flint swift]

It’s not impossible at all

[oblique sun]

ive done it several times since the start and later also but still no luck

[sudden warren]

Only need to sign up once and you're in!

[flint swift]

What Huck said

There’s no need to continue to sign up if you signed up already

[oblique sun]

i did with other accounts bro i really wanted to play

[flint swift]

You will play!! Its all about patience there’s a new playtest pretty much every month

[zenith sand]

Check #frequently-asked-questions-and-more and https://www.ea.com/games/skate/faq for info on Playtesting.

[flint swift]

Eventually you’ll get selected just gotta wait

[honest mortar]

honestly kinda easy to get testplay(reverse so dont get botted) Most skate players are on console still don't got a pc for it making little easier to get in..

[sudden warren]

I believe this won't help by the way

[oblique sun]

yea i know just desperate times

[flint swift]

Some people get selected to test more than once too

[tiny prism]

Wouldn't this probably be against playtesting rules

[zenith sand]

Check #frequently-asked-questions-and-more and https://www.ea.com/games/skate/faq for info on Playtesting.

[oblique sun]

idk could be, it doesnt say that but yea

[flint swift]

I don’t think it’s against the rules it’s just unnecessary

[icy pilot]

Also fun fact, They can probably spot repeat applications from things like Geo Data and IP info which you tend to deposit when you visit any site

[rancid steppe]

damnnn

I have 200k M coins

do they even do anything lol

[vale anchor]

They only go up to help protect your investment into our investment into San Vansterdam!

[honest mortar]

Why is it so hard to pick a spot for a realistic clip onm skate 3. I'm being so picky right now

[dull pilot]

@tiny prism Check your DMs

[grave night]

What's this? Insider Trading? Secrets don't make friends (but they do make sound financial strategy. Of course, it's not the M-Corp way. We want everyone to invest in M-Corp, not for us, but for themselves.)

[dull pilot]

Mind yer business, Bob - if that's really your name.

[honest mortar]

sounds sus

[sudden warren]

Jeff does sound sus, I agree.

[honest mortar]

you know what B.O.B. stands for right?

Breaking Our Boards

[vale anchor]

We trust that M-Corp has our best interests first and foremost!

Bob simply represents that and nothing more

[sharp terrace]

Get started by investing your money in M-Coin today! There is no time like the present, especially when you know how profitable tomorrow will be.

[gleaming peak]

King Bob, u can always trust someone who listens to Creed

[grave night]

https://tenor.com/view/creed-arms-gif-13274517192620303770

[sharp terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-cool-beans-creed-gif-22882018

[marble flame]

Yesterday I just invest a lot M-Coins till the point where my balance is infinite not joking

[blazing ginkgo]

Does anybody know what the suitcases being posted all over the IG socials are?

[marble flame]

They receive the suitcases because they are employees for M-Corp

[gleaming peak]

i love M-Corp

[marble flame]

same

[sudden warren]

same

[sharp terrace]

How does one become employed to M-Corp?

[rustic radish]

I would like to know this information too 👀👀

[arctic seal]

what the hell is M corp

[sharp terrace]

get out... jk jk

[sudden warren]

Invest

[arctic seal]

Im so lost

[rancid steppe]

it's totally not a pyramid scheme

[arctic seal]

is it

[sharp terrace]

Because more money equals more money — that’s just math.

[arctic seal]

Mongo Corp ?

[rancid steppe]

don't worry

just invest

[sudden warren]

M-Corp

[arctic seal]

what does m corp do

[sharp terrace]

We’ve already revolutionized urban planning, standardizing an approach everyone [must] can get behind. By limiting excessive budgetary waste on parades, parks, public restrooms and fancy pour-over coffee places, we’ve effectively streamlined our daily processes. Soon, we’ll standardize and monetize creative expression as well, turning your personal outlets into a predictable cash flow directly back to the city and, eventually, YOU!

it's totally not a pyramid scheme..

[violet tapir]

Who cares what it is as long as the money comes back to you

Eventually

[vale anchor]

https://www.themcorpwebsite.com

[honest mortar]

Looking like a website from the '90s that should be on the windows 95 os

[nimble nebula]

Oh my god, I want to work for M-Corp. I would legit use that setup daily

[vale anchor]

This is the way.

[nimble nebula]

And now I also want c_____$ in game

[sudden warren]

This is the way.

[sharp terrace]

If this resonates with you, you're certainly not alone! For decades, M-Corp's licensed creative accountants have been educating families like yours on financial principles as part of our HOW M-COIN WORKS strategy.

[gloomy cloak]

What is M-Corp? And why is it all over the chat and the Skate insta? Just curious.

[vale anchor]

#general-discussion message

[tiny prism]

M-Corp is love, M-Corp is life

[gloomy cloak]

I’m still extremely confused😂 I saw that it takes you to EA skate page but like still confused😂

[vale anchor]

In skate 2, after the disaster events that happened after skate 1, Mongo Corp helped invest repairs in to San Vanalona and rebuild the city.
This also came with high security and a strict no skating policy for their properties and were very aggressive with stopping skaters. This included tackling skaters and putting down skate stoppers.

M-Corp is the evolution of Mongo Corp for the new game

[arctic seal]

Summer game fest is tomorrow 🔥

[arctic seal]

Also what disaster happens in skate 1 ?

[vale anchor]

Or so it seems

Not IN skate 1, but after. In between skate 1 and 2.
Actually the destroyed city was a part of skate.it

Huge earthquake

[gloomy cloak]

Ohhhh, thank you. I got it now.

[arctic seal]

AHH yeah my bad

So we got lore in the new skate mmmhhh

Now we wonder if it's going to continue on Skate 3, since skate 3 story was bit weird, like some people thought we died in the story and that we are only imagining

[vale anchor]

New skate. isn't continuing from 3 which is why it's not called skate.four.

[arctic seal]

But, when you call that phone number, there is a thing saying "if you are calling from Port Carvertron"

In one of the lines

From mCorp

[vale anchor]

Could still be connected with some elements here and there. Which is why they said it's not a reboot

[arctic seal]

Thankfully 🙏

The lore is complicated for a skate game

[vale anchor]

When I heard them say if your calling from the financial office of Port Carverton I lost it

[arctic seal]

We started by being hit by a bus and ended with selling massive amount of boards in another city

[vale anchor]

Especially since if you hit that number option on the call they say to leave a message if we want but they won't hear it or answer us back and hung up

[arctic seal]

I want to see Reda and all the old character ms

I want to see if they aged or not 🤣

[wraith snow]

multiverse stuff, its complicated lmao

[arctic seal]

Bro are calling from across dimensions 🔥🔥

I mean I really hope the story continues by the character we had since all these years ago

[vale anchor]

And you know who can help you on that call across dimensions?
M-Corp!!!
Invest today!

[wraith snow]

https://tenor.com/view/across-the-spider-verse-miles-morales-spider-verse-portal-gwen-stacy-gif-27240904

[arctic seal]

Ok ok I like this game already loool

[sudden warren]

Anyone around and want to play skate 3?

[honest mortar]

Sure, I'm ready to lose..

[sudden warren]

lmao okay, gonna boot up soon!

[sudden warren]

Live on stream if you wanna play skate 3, head to #self-promotion-skate !

[cold marlin]

dude those briefcases are so sick they would be awesome to get with a deluxe version of the game

[wraith snow]

well, there cant be a deluxe version... cause the game- will be free...

[cold marlin]

they could still make a deluxe/founders edition it would be so awesome to have the game on a disc

[wraith snow]

yea- i guess- but the cases were given out to create a little lore and hype into the skate universe

and the theory is, that its a lead up to something for summer game fest this friday

[cold marlin]

I would do anything for an open playtest

been waiting for that email for over a year

[blazing ginkgo]

Thank you for the context!

[cobalt dust]

[waxen apex]

hi hurt

[cobalt dust]

whats up

[waxen apex]

not much. whats up with you?

[eternal juniper]

would people FW history of S.K.A.T.E. campus vid

[restive star]

iv been in this discord for a few months now

does any actual info get posted

[eternal juniper]

no

[restive star]

😦

[eternal juniper]

just joshing i love EA

[gleaming peak]

hi

[marble flame]

sup nik

[restive star]

i just want skate back

[eternal juniper]

zexy is better at trick line

[marsh hazel]

Never left

[gleaming peak]

nothing much man, u?

[marsh hazel]

[marble flame]

im doing pretty good

[waxen apex]

Updates on the progress of the game all the time. Mostly links to the Skate YouTube channel where they upload board room updates and highlights showcasing where the game is at the moment.

If you are looking for a release date, there isn't one.

[eternal juniper]

i made skate 4

[restive star]

it seems like this has been the case since 2019

like when wil we get actual info

[restive star]

ill still buy it whenever but like

[sudden warren]

well

[restive star]

my chain bein yanked and in a bad wey

[waxen apex]

It'll be free

[eternal juniper]

im only one guy, sorry 😦

[restive star]

if it released this year p2w id still buy it

[waxen apex]

It won't

[restive star]

i just want og skate on pc

i neeeeeeed it

[waxen apex]

GamePass

I wouldn't talk about that

[restive star]

i went down that path but the dl was takin to long

[waxen apex]

Bob from MCorp might break some knobby kneecaps

[cobalt dust]

playing skate 3

[restive star]

no emulators no dusty consoles

[sudden warren]

#rules

[restive star]

120 fps at 1440p hittin kickflips

[waxen apex]

awesome!! I'm probably gonna play a game soon. idk what yet though. Maybe Ghost of Tsushima

[eternal juniper]

i love EA

[waxen apex]

I'd read the rules before not heeding the warnings

[sudden warren]

#rules buddy

[marble flame]

hall of meat

[eternal juniper]

I LOVE EA

[waxen apex]

I love ham

[gleaming peak]

You can’t mention that, it’s against the rules

[restive star]

noted #rules

just light this disc up when beta comes out

ill be back

[eternal juniper]

i saved myself guys, its ok

[jolly violet]

Pastrami kinda guy

[waxen apex]

My man!!

Grew up loving pastrami. Havent had it in a couple years

[sudden warren]

not my kinda meat

baked ham tho

[waxen apex]

yeaaaah boi

[jolly violet]

Mannn u gotta try it my mom made me a pastrami sandwich before I left for college last year

[waxen apex]

Nik what's your favorite meat?

[jolly violet]

Man it was good if I could go back in time to eat it I would

Dude I’m so pumped for this games release man

[sudden warren]

heck yea us too. M Corp is gonna guide us in the right direction.

[jolly violet]

Definitely we should definitely skate too bro I’d love it

[waxen apex]

[sudden warren]

i'll be online literally all of the time

M-Corp will be giving me vacation time to enjoy the game on release

[eternal juniper]

anyone tryna play 1260+ campus?

[sweet ember]

Bob is the future

[gleaming peak]

idk lol

[waxen apex]

You talk about chicken a lot

[gleaming peak]

then it might be chicken, i think

[waxen apex]

Chicken good

[sudden warren]

It's been a while since Nik has proclaimed his chicken breakfast lunch and dinner.

[dull pilot]

You can check out #youtube-feed #x-feed-previously-twitter or the numerous blogs on https://skate.game.

[waxen apex]

That's true

[waxen apex]

Hi Jeff. How's your day going?

[restive star]

its been months since the last test tho

[gleaming peak]

i ate it twice today lol

[restive star]

and multiple years since skate 3

[dull pilot]

It was 3 weeks ago

[restive star]

clearly i dont know whhat im talkin abou

[dull pilot]

We dropped a playtest video May 31.

[restive star]

i concede

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-gif-15192144

Postman, GG though! good attitude to have i love it

[jolly violet]

I hope I get to play the testing version

I’ve been waiting for the email to get sent to me

[sudden warren]

We will never know if you made it though

[sudden warren]

Sorry I meant @ nik, like hey man wheres the chicken

Not like a "key kaiza, youre wrong" comment

[gleaming peak]

ive been eating a lot more fish tbh

[dull pilot]

Tuna? it's the chicken of the sea.

[jolly violet]

I’m allergic

[gleaming peak]

Actually, cod, squid, oyster, and salmon. Sometimes Tuna

fish is just so good for your brain, i had to make that commitment

[dull pilot]

good, i'spose. was called in to the dentist to get my front implants crowned, but... the lab messed up and they didn't fit. so.. the wait continues.

how are you?

[dull pilot]

those Omega-3s are my jam. love me some salmon, yellowfin tuna, yellowtail.

i'd commit crimes for some good southern fried catfish.

[restive star]

please dont order fish oil online

[gleaming peak]

do you like sushi?

[restive star]

its terrible when it breaks open in shipping

[gleaming peak]

monkfish is also so good

[sudden warren]

I love sushi

[waxen apex]

Dang. I'm doing alright.

[dull pilot]

i love sushi.
usually make handrolls at home with the lady.
not a fan of sushi rolls like I was, prefer sashimi and whatnot.

[sudden warren]

i was gonna say I've been eating that alot lately

[marble flame]

never had sushi in a long time

[gleaming peak]

man oh man, the sushi bars in japan. Insane !! best sushi i had was eel

[tiny prism]

I've never had sushi
Too scared, I live in basically the middle of the continent

I don't trust fish traveling that far

[marble flame]

the closest thing from eating sushi is salmon and rice

[restive star]

i accidently ate fried squid once cuz ithough it was fried chicken

was good till i knew

[dull pilot]

that's a smart move.

sorta like ordering tacos in Wyoming.

just doesn't make sense.

[waxen apex]

I don't trust midwest sushi

[dull pilot]

might as well eat vending machine sushi.

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-fry-party-in-my-mouth-throw-up-sandwich-gif-5860624

[waxen apex]

😂😂😂

So true

This is why I wanna live in the coast

[dull pilot]

West Coast is the best coast.

[waxen apex]

One day I'll go there

[dull pilot]

Aspen?

https://tenor.com/view/aspen-dumb-and-dumber-skiing-im-talking-about-a-little-place-called-aspen-jim-carrey-gif-16565202

https://tenor.com/view/water-wine-gif-27698941

[waxen apex]

Never been 😂😂😂

I love Dumb & Dumber

[dull pilot]

Me neither. Vail, Breckenridge, Keystone, Boulder, but never Aspen.

[waxen apex]

I've been to Arkansas and Kansas

One of those was on accident

[vale anchor]

Tried to go to Arkansas first but forgot to put the Ar in your GPS?

[waxen apex]

No. Drove the wrong way

[gleaming peak]

the ones in japan are pretty good lol

[waxen apex]

I wanna go so bad. I have so many vending machine recommendations from friends

[dull pilot]

I've been to every southern border state from California to FL, NJ, Illinois, Indiana, Tennessee, Oklahoma, CO, NV, Missouri, Kentucky, Arkansas.

Never been to the Atlantic coast states, NY, or the other ones.

[sudden warren]

NAHT

[waxen apex]

Come back to MO

[waxen apex]

West Coast is the East Coast

[gleaming peak]

you'd love it. the Skate culture in Japan is actually amazing too

[dull pilot]

Japan is SUPER dope.

[waxen apex]

Dude I'm gonna love it in the future

[gleaming peak]

i made some friends that I still talk to just because I said I play Skate 3

[waxen apex]

That's fire

[dull pilot]

Longboarded in the Harajuku district, then rolled up on about 30 skaters doing flatland stuff near the Yasukuni Shrine.

[vale anchor]

I've got a discord friend stationed over there right now and the server we are in set up a channel just for his adventures. So jealous

[gleaming peak]

the fashion district?

[dull pilot]

yup yup!

[gleaming peak]

best vintage spots in japan man

[dull pilot]

the Volcom store we went to was SUPER dope.

[gleaming peak]

i dont even think I saw it

[dull pilot]

This was in 2010, it may be gone now.
They had multiple signs "No pictures" because they had decorated it so uniquely, they didn't want their aesthetic stolen.

[waxen apex]

That's epic

[gleaming peak]

I went to Stussy, X-Large, Palace and a lot of vintage spots

[gleaming peak]

ohh its 100% gone now

[dull pilot]

BOO

Okay, since it's gone.

Coolest thing ever -

Stack of OG TVs (about 8 feet high) all sizes, each TV playing a different skateboarding video.
nothing but old school punk and ska playing across the loudspeakers.

[gleaming peak]

next time u go lmk, i can recommend a lot of insane food spots. You might need a local with you at some places though

[dull pilot]

Jane understands Japanese. That's how we survived last time.

[gleaming peak]

a stack?! how did it not fall lol

[dull pilot]

They were bolted together and stuff. It was VERY cool

[gleaming peak]

yee you'll be fine at every place then

[waxen apex]

I remember you talking about this

[gleaming peak]

reminds me an art gallery i went to in london. a stack of tvs with old school videos

[waxen apex]

No Ska?

[gleaming peak]

ska?

[waxen apex]

You never listened to ska?

[gleaming peak]

im not sure

[waxen apex]

The Interrupters, Save Ferris, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones?

[vale anchor]

It's a genre

[gleaming peak]

No clue, but do educate me

[waxen apex]

I'll dm a playlist

[tiny prism]

I have a growing ska/punk Playlist that has I think 140 songs now

[waxen apex]

My ska playlist has 80 of the best songs

[tiny prism]

It's got happy ska to screamy heavy grungy heavily anti-capitalist punk
So fun

[gleaming peak]

thank you sir !!

[waxen apex]

I love Anti-Flag and the Dead Kennedys

[waxen apex]

Np man

[sudden warren]

Streetlight Manifesto

[cobalt dust]

[dull pilot]

My ska-list is.. very long.

One sec and I'll drop it.

From Wave 1, 2, 3, Two-Tone, modern. It's a good mix

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6HBzhKCmfwR61Me02yKmox?si=5680e7f02a1b43dd

24 hours to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

[tiny prism]

455
Jaysus

Am I allowed to post mine or will the bot scream at me

[dull pilot]

Give it a go?

[jolly violet]

I can’t afford Spotify premium😔

And for some reason they keep canceling my Apple Music idk why

[dull pilot]

DOH

[tiny prism]

Lolnope

[dull pilot]

Aldonist's Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7yWgQkcuQbBKQHzEp2plzQ?si=RzATJ8wuQG-iLhRNgIG8aA

[tiny prism]

Pog

[dull pilot]

I love it so far. Can't go wrong when OpIvy is in the top 3.

[tiny prism]

There are some quite nsfw songs in there fair warning

But it's the music i grew up with and around, thank you Tony

[vale anchor]

Saving for later

[tiny prism]

It's rare but I love seeing people just reference suicidal tendencies and ratm out in the wild

Didn't discover ratm until like
A month and a half ago?
Which is really weird for me it's right up my alley

[gleaming peak]

ill study these playlists, thank you jeff. I've been studying a lot of genres recently

[dull pilot]

SAY WHAT?!

[tiny prism]

I'd never actually sat and listened to them

[tiny prism]

I KNOW
look at the rest of my Playlist and tell me ratm doesn't fit like a glove

I don't know how I missed them for so long

[dull pilot]

One of my favorite RATM songs features Maynard from Tool "Know Your Enemy".

I used to sing Bulls on Parade for karaoke night when I was bartending back in the 90s.

[tiny prism]

Even my good friend was like "I never brought them up I figured you knew" lmao

[dull pilot]

Not a real friend then.

lol

[tiny prism]

Freedom is my favorite ratm song

Zack really absolutely does not hold back into the mic

[vale anchor]

Renegades of Funk

[dull pilot]

i love RATM, but musically, I really enjoyed Audioslave.
I mean, it's Chris Cornell & RATM members.

[vale anchor]

Jet Set Radio introduced me to Ratm

[sweet ember]

Literally listening to Be Yourself as we speak 🤣

[tiny prism]

What ratm song was in jsr?

I know jet set radio as the funky naganuma game

[vale anchor]

This one

[tiny prism]

I figured it'd be that one

Literally an all timer

Regardless of what your favorite ratm song is, renegades deserves top shelf

Hi bobert hru

[grave night]

I like the sound of phones ringing from potential investors of M-Corp. Music to my ears.

[sweet ember]

Bob, you must be due for a lunch break

[tiny prism]

Can you make the phones play a funky tone to entice future investors?

[vale anchor]

I discovered Royal Blood not that long ago. Boilmaker is on repeat right now

[grave night]

I tried using M-Coins in the soda machine, but it just grew my portfolio tenfold. Which is nice, I guess.

[vale anchor]

https://open.spotify.com/track/27BEATf1JFhKDmwJdpGVSk?si=VXQEjM7wQMqFp2h7JtorYA

[sudden warren]

yesss

[sweet ember]

Ooooooh I love Royal Blood. Ten Tonne Skeleton is a banger

[dull pilot]

Have you tried EATING an M-Coin? Maybe they're like those Easter chocolates.

[sweet ember]

And Trouble Coming

[grave night]

Don't be silly. Of course I did.

It didn't work.

[vale anchor]

Mmm M-Coin Chocolate coins...

Missed drop opportunity

A melted missed opportunity

[tiny prism]

What are m-coins made of

[grave night]

You know what doesn't drop? Financial freedom prospects when you invest in M-Corp. https://www.themcorpwebsite.com/welcome

[dull pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

[sweet ember]

Bobert deserves a pay rise

[vale anchor]

Figure it out
was the first song by them that showed up I liked but didn't dig deeper till I heard Boilermaker

[grave night]

Everyone does - and you can get one when you invest in M-Corp.

[vale anchor]

I like how much it changes up and stays high

[sudden warren]

their whole first album or ep was awesome

[sweet ember]

Definitely give Ten Tonne Skeleton and Trouble Coming a listen.

[gleaming peak]

i still cant file a complaint bob, can you fix the page?

[tiny prism]

Bobert dodged my question >:(

[sweet ember]

What’s to complain about? Did you become too rich?

[grave night]

I can't fix what's not broken. Have you tried not being bad at investing?

[gleaming peak]

😭 😭

[dull pilot]

The sass on this one.

[vale anchor]

[gleaming peak]

4th time bob got me man

[cobalt dust]

i like how Bob can turn any conversation into something about M-Corp

[sudden warren]

lmao i saw that

[sweet ember]

Bob gives me Bill from Brooklyn 99 vibes 🤣 BOOM BOOM

[grave night]

Just like a solid portfolio can turn a dream into a vacation.

[gleaming peak]

LMAOOO

[gleaming peak]

vacation to where?

[grave night]

I don't give patented neck massages.
(boom boom)

[vale anchor]

Bob, what's your favorite flavor of chips?

[cobalt dust]

and investing?

[sweet ember]

We’re now friends for that response alone 🤝🏻

[sudden warren]

I also wonder what your favorite flavor is.

[grave night]

Blue chips, reliable stocks that will return significantly on my investment. And I never have to worry about a return because my Blue chip is M-Corp. It can be yours too! Check it out https://wwwthemcorpwebsite.com/welcome

[gleaming peak]

Takis !

[vale anchor]

Hmmm I thought it'd be plain...

Because you're just plain getting this money!

[vale anchor]

Somebody say ayyyyyyyyyy we want some mooooonyyyyyy!

(been playing NFS and that's been stuck in my head)

[marble flame]

What's happens if I have infinite M-Coins? I should giveaway or invest?

[hidden bronze]

That song gets stuck in my head too

[sweet ember]

You gotta pump that number up! Don’t stop there

[lethal notch]

Busy hodling my M-coins

[vale anchor]

Bob, I gotta say, you really know your stuff. Because of that, I've convinced da hub to put the 401k into M-Corp

[marble flame]

Man! I got to go beyond infinite! Who wants some M-Coins

[sharp terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-an-entrepreneur-slick-charles-jamie-foxx-they-cloned-tyrone-i'm-a-business-owner-gif-6099154534981025653

[sweet ember]

You’re about halfway to finding the answer to the universe. INVEST

[marble flame]

True.

[sharp terrace]

Step 1. Invest. Step 2?.. There is no step 2! IT'S THAT EASY!! Because more money equals more money — that’s just math.

[frail ledge]

is there ever going to be a demo for skate 4?....i never get picked to test

[sharp terrace]

👆 This

[visual oracle]

Eh, the game's gonna be free to play when it comes out.

[scenic gull]

Skate 2 is returning to xbox store for backwards compatibility!!!!

[violet tapir]

Excuse me?! Where did you see this 😮

[scenic gull]

I must now retract this hahah i cant find it anymore

A new post said new titles coming to backwards compatibility and it said skate 2

Must have been an old article from last year

[violet tapir]

I cry

[visual oracle]

aaaaaaaaaa

[vale anchor]

[foggy pagoda]

mongo squad

[alpine yarrow]

How does one go about becoming an Mcorp member? Content creation?

[dull silo]

God I love cryptic promo for games and I'm glad there doing it for Skate. I always loved the promo campaign for Black Ops Cold War and this feels super similar.

[wraith snow]

well mongo-corp has been in former skate. franchise games!

but agreed!

[icy pilot]

3 was the only game that really cut them out so it's quite possible those who only played 3 don't understand the reference

[wraith snow]

ahhhh trueeeeee

[dull silo]

I hope this means something is at Summer Game Fest!

[visual oracle]

Would be neat, though i donno what they would show there. Only thing i could think of would be public announcement of when console playtesting starts

[dull silo]

I'd say it would probably be a trailer or release date along with console playtesting. I think they are almost done with the game cause no way they would do marketing thing this early

[visual oracle]

I mean even the latest playtest video was still labelled Pre-Pre-Alpha, I donno about them being almost done.

[dull silo]

Yea but it seems like it's been too long to still be in Pre-Pre-Alpha yk? They been having better graphics and textures in some of the newer clips and they said that they put the graphics on after the gameplay is done.

Plus idk why they would do marketing stuff if they weren't ready to show something or aren't close to finished.

Idk maybe I'm a crazy madman but it seems very sus

[visual oracle]

Maybe. Hey, i'd love to be wrong, and they are actually almost done with the game, and they're getting ready to announce things other than when console playtesting is happening.

[dull silo]

I just hope I don't have to make GTA 6 before Skate jokes 😭

[wraith snow]

thats the theory in the community atm

[dull silo]

Yea this sudden cryptic marketing is no coincidence

[wraith snow]

well u also gotta think, skate got announced before barely any development had begun, without a full studio as far as i could understand

while GTA 6, has been in development for maaany years, and gta games on average take 8+ years of development according to google when i look that up-

so its overall not a fair comparrison, also cause skate. is bringing in the community to test, and most likely get thousands of inputs from players who say "this needs to be like this" or "add that" "wheres this" "oh heres a bug"

where rockstar is trying to keep gta 6 very hidden yk?

[dull silo]

Yea that does make sense

[visual oracle]

Also GTA 6 isn't even coming out on PC when it comes out in 2025.

[wraith snow]

exactly! thats gonna take atleast 2 years if im predicting right, cause they wanna 1. not have many modders when online releases 2. to get playstation some cash 3. to get themselves alot of copies sold

cause ik damn well alot of pc players aint gonna wait for it to come to pc- its gta 6 afterall yk?

[visual oracle]

yeah. Except for me i'm not really interested in GTA anymore

[azure bolt]

anybody know where the invite to playing skate. will be sent?

[wraith snow]

email, check the email ur ea account uses, and check often so u dont miss anything, just incase, also the spam folder just incase

[azure bolt]

thanks!

[wraith snow]

ofc!

[icy pilot]

Tbf, they never have come to pc at the exact same time since they went 3d

[vale anchor]

Let's make this day awesome!

[sudden warren]

Good morning inVESTors!

[scenic gull]

Yes! They greenlit the new title 6 whole months before funding a studio

iirc, Full Circle est. Jan 2021

[radiant latch]

Is today Knob Day?

[radiant latch]

Not saying this the case but a game being in Alpha means nothing to me. Battlefield 4 (I believe) had an alpha test in like the spring the game came out October that year. It also was in a “white box” state with no textures

***disclaimer I’m not saying the game is coming out later this year. I just want ppl to keep in mind before sharing their theories

[wraith snow]

GUYS IM IN

I GOT INTO FILM SCHOOL

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-minion-gif-24225602

[sudden warren]

CONGRATS!!!

[wraith snow]

thanks huck!

but now real hell starts... apartment hunting season

[sudden warren]

Oh that's the best

[full granite]

What happens if you called the mcorp number is it a random number💀

[wraith snow]

it says some stuff

[full granite]

I entered my info on the m Corp website and I can't buy coin

I think it's joke and I'm dumb💀

[vale anchor]

Call it and find out

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-hurry-impatient-gif-22696825

[split sluice]

Wasted opportunity to print “SWAGGY” on a security badge

[split sluice]

Ayyyyyyy nice one homie

[gleaming peak]

Massive congratulations!! Well deserved

You will honestly love it

[wraith snow]

I HOPE SO

[grave night]

Join in the fun this Knob Day and help us beautify the city of San Vansterdam! M-Corp values citizens like yourself who take an active role in preserving the order of our city. We're counting on your commitment to community safety and aesthetic standards.

Skateboarders monopolize our public spaces, create unwelcome disturbances, show little respect for our community, and quite honestly, have objectively bad taste in clothing. These menaces to the public domain are rolling litigation headaches waiting to happen. To help us rid San Van of this scourge to normalcy, we are encouraging you to take matters into your own hands. https://themcorpwebsite.com/knobday

[split sluice]

I’d like to apply for a job at M-Corp please

[grave night]

Join the team at M-Corp here: https://themcorpwebsite.com/jointheteam

[honest mortar]

Bob aka Break our boards.. I'm on to you...

[grave night]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-suspicious-suspect-umm-confused-gif-17124610364679335217

[violet tapir]

Bob whats for lunch at the office today?

[sharp terrace]

Coach Frank says: There's no coin like M-Coin! Invest today! M-Corp is love, M-Corp is life!

[exotic wharf]

what is going on ??

[vale anchor]

Whatever it is, it's gonna be green I bet!

[sharp terrace]

Hot, single, slices in your area!!

[vale anchor]

Why... Why would Coach Frank be on our (M-Corp) side?

[sharp terrace]

There is only one side. The M-Corp side.

[vale anchor]

I'm not sure you understand what M-Corp is...

[sharp terrace]

Everything and everyone is M-Corp. You, Him, your dog... I slipped some M-Coin in his pocket and now his portfolio has doubled.

[gleaming peak]

Hello guys !

[sharp terrace]

Hey Hey!

[sudden warren]

My favorite company!

[vale anchor]

Coach Frank would never. He's an ENEMY in my book.

[cobalt dust]

[alpine yarrow]

Yo Bob, you forgot to send out my suitcase fyi. I’ll be waiting outside your office 😡😂

[unique ginkgo]

Of i play with a ps4 controller on ps3 is going to be some delay or not

[sharp terrace]

Haven't you learned by now that the best profit is war? Yes, he is the enemy. But this is a chess match. There's no winning without an enemy. And Coach breeds enemies. We need him.

👆 I realize how diabolical this sounds and I apologize for such satire.

[grave night]

I'll be feasting on M-Corp's competition!

Just kidding, no one can compare to M-Corp, especially when it comes to urban planning and financial stability.

Probably a salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

[bright tundra]

Hiya everyone, glad to see so many people loved skate like I did. How’s everyone’s day?

[dull pilot]

great, how are you?

[flint swift]

Good afternoon Jeff!

Happy investing everyone!

[vale anchor]

It's the part where you think Coach frank would be a part of M-Corp and now agree that he is an enemy that is confusing me with where you are trying to take this.

[vale anchor]

Have you tried google? Because that's what I'd do if I had time to answer you, I'd dig into researching the matter

[stiff vessel]

is there a tyler the creator import

[onyx anvil]

NICE so happy for u

[onyx anvil]

id lay down my life for M-Corp

[dull pilot]

Congrats, Luna. That's fantastic news! Great job!

[wraith snow]

Thank u sm! Im super excited, gonna move out, gonna- have to figure out how to put shelfs on a wall, and- how… how to pay rent

Nah overall- its rlly cool getting into my dream school 🎉

[onyx anvil]

cross that bridge when u come to it for now celebrate like theres no tommorow

[wraith snow]

For sure!!!

[sharp terrace]

-Yeah I feel like you're not quite getting the heinous bureaucratic corporate business model. I leave it alone then.

[muted bobcat]

How do I get to test this!!!?

[drowsy harness]

actually no point for this M-corp stuff, we already know they are releasing a new skate game 💀

[vale anchor]

No I get it, you're flipping your stance

[vale anchor]

playtest

[zenith sand]

Check #frequently-asked-questions-and-more and https://www.ea.com/games/skate/faq for info on Playtesting.

[onyx anvil]

does anyone stream skate still? is it worth it?

[strong reef]

Who's the artist that designed the Year 3 deck graphics? I can't find the info anywhere

[rancid timber]

I missed a giveaway because I was busy doing assignments

Damn ittttt

[split sluice]

nik , syphurus , huck and calplex sometimes do , and then some more people i dont know from this server

id say there's usually like 4 people streaming skate everytime i look

[dull pilot]

I believe it was an internal team member. I can check. I'm not 100% sure. I know the Year 4 deck was designed internally, as was Year 1.
Year 2 was a collab with DIME/Vincent Tsang.

[strong reef]

Gotcha. I just wanted to get an autograph at some point or something. It's a sick design.

[waxen apex]

Hi

[split sluice]

waddup homie

[gusty bough]

Aye bruh I called @grave night and they put me on an “indefinite hold”customer service is trash! 🚮

[vale anchor]

99% of customers hang up right before their case gets handled.

[bleak estuary]

Will we see skate at sgf friday?

[tiny prism]

We don't know

[low kayak]

i would say it’s possible

they are doing a lot of marketing rn which makes me think 1) we might get a release date at sgf or 2) they announce console game testing at sgf

[earnest ledge]

What is SGF?

[vale anchor]

Summer Game Fest

[dull pilot]

but we already announced console testing - it's coming this year.

[grave night]

Do you know what isn't coming this year? Financial freedom, unless you become an investor at M-Corp today. https://wwwthemcorpwebsite.com/welcome

JOIN US

[low kayak]

yeah i know im more so talking about a date for console testing

[hollow harbor]

the game has a release date?

[dull pilot]

but we just met. I'm not sure I'm ready to date. 🙂

[dull pilot]

not yet. still workin' on it.

[hollow harbor]

im anxious bro

[dull pilot]

Try meditation, visualization, or aromatherapy with essential oils like bergamot, lavender, or clary sage. You can also try the 3-3-3 rule, a mindfulness technique that involves naming three things you can see, hearing three sounds, and moving three parts of your body.

[hollow harbor]

😂

[low kayak]

aw man :( but i heard San Vansterdam has really nice restaurants

i’m hoping it comes out this year but probably not

i’m not getting my hopes up