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even the customers?
I'm all about the japanese spaghetti
Not...
I mean ramen
They're in my freezer, Malus, haven't had chance yet
:concern:
Anyway
💀
hmmm
If only I could react with sensible chuckle gif now
Yeah, simultaneously tried milk powder and a raw coffee bean there. But also learnt how to make steamed muscles etc
The customers. Are in the freezer...?
Yes dead prolly

That escalated... Swiftly
we stopped asking the serious questions years ago punk
Of course they are in the freezer
I mean, if I'm not the chaos, I'm the counter-weight

slaanesh approves
Everyone needs to pull on their weight or is that even how the saying goes
🤨
I do recommend working in the culinary industry at some point 
Pull in their weight? Pull with their weight?
I mean, I am trying to lose mine soo..
It's god awful but you learn a lot
Im gonna go it's 3 am
Woul u eat at the place u worked at
Good morningggg
I will think about my house choices tomorrow
Sleep well
lol thanks
i would make a good waiter, prob scores some tips
good night!
wait no, i'll get fired the moment a customer asks for tea nvm
Being a waitress is the best I've ever been payed, including graduate jobs
My friend worked at a bar and it does teach a lotta things one shouldnt need to learn
Tips
How to clean shattered glass from any surface
What even are tips 🤷♂️
Money
How high people can 🤮
Have a wonderful night and rest well
Got to keep 100% in my 3 waitressing jobs. Two family restaurants, and one fancy one
Like ... a gift from being a good server
night mini me
That was a rhetorical question that I said to mean I refuse to acknowledge tips
My advice? If you can, buy a round for the kitchen crew. They'd appreciate it
Tbf
99% of places split em. Never get to see what you earn
We can’t tip in Switzerland 🙅🏼
Yeah I always left a percentage of my tips for the kitchen
Bc theyre not a thing here, Id tip if I was somewhere where they refuse to pay their workers enough to eat
They're not really a thing here. Get paid minimum wage, but I was probably like 18, played the young dumb character and it was smooth sailing
👀 I sense a bit of slytherin in this one
I should apply, girls and guys like a man in a uniform and im good with people + payment.
a bit?
I shouldn't be in Huffle by this point
Except around a military post
But yeah, hospitality jobs are a real nice one to gain skills. Some places give you kitchen training on top!
Played the young dumb like... "oh yeah they left their wallet on the floor bc they wanted to tip me"...?
Just say u wanna work in a maid Cafe 😇
by the end of the day you'd have half of their wallets
Not sure if maid cafes get loads of tips or 0. Teenagers don't tip and I feel like that's the majority of maid cafes audiences in the western world?
whats a maid cafe, i dont think i could pull off a skirt, i just dont have the hips for it
Or im stereotyping. It looks like a super fun place to work though
I mean, there are places for guys wearing silkies and crop tops to serve people drinks and food
Hello
Hey Wolf! Hello Nat!
May i ask where 🤔
Swift wants to be a maid in a cafe?
I honestly dont know if where are maid cafes in the Western world
hey swift how are u doing? been a couple hours haha
Probabbbbly not, I imagine it's a lovely work environment though!
i googled silkies and google is telling its a VERY fluffy chicken
I'm doing good, how are you, Wolf?
Same Mike what
I couldn't name any off the top of my head, but
But like we barely even have cafes here so idk
still clogged nose haha but other than that just vibin 🙂
oh, they're basically 80's style basketball shorts
Everyone here is just "we have Coffee at home"
I'm thinking of taking a weekend job as well as my graduate one doing coffee 
Love hospitality and having a chat
^ future CM
I would burn the company downnnn
Yes, but you'd have sooo much fun doing it
Baristas/ former baristas are the best s/o imo
But for wages based on tips some places just have ugly uniforms. Like not even comfy just awful in all ways
good luck! haha and I'm impatient waiting for my mod app to be read
thats 1 thing I hate about myself being impatient 😄
To DIE for
good luck man
Hello swift! It’s been a long time since I spoke in this chat. But I missed everyone and wanted to see how everyone is doing.
I think youd do well as a bartender malus
did u apply too boss?

Get a nice stubble, listen to people pour their hearts out as i pour them a drink, yeah i could would with that
I can imagine malus telling the bouncer to throw people out
Finding joy in cutting peoples drinks off
only if i think they had enough
I'm down to bounce
they need to get home to the ones they complain about
Being sarcastic to people who are too drunk to realize
Barbers and bartenders are the best psychologists
The more they vomit the more bartenders usually start to think that
im just not the sarcastic type unfortunately 🥺
What? I cant believe it
neither can i but here we are
once something breaks or they fall over, that's a wrap
Its better just to drink yourslef than pour people drinks am i right
Imiwrong
Exactly. Or falls over balcony edge.
bro we need to go sleep
Sleep is for the weak
😭 You are so right and i hate it
May I ask where y'all are from?
Hot choccy milk and warm blanky for sleep c:
Im from SA
I'm from 3am zone
Goodness
2:21 am
2am zone here as well
Not far behind
it is 7:21 pm/19:21 for me
Ill have lag in the morning 💀
Its my own focus' fault for being so weak
tomorrow is another day, well it would have been if it wasnt already tomorrow
but its the thought that counts
Aight Aight Im going, the sooner one is asleep the sooner one can have morning Coffee 💀☕
gn bro
Good night!
good night wispie!
Sleep well
Have a lovely night, Wispie!
Thoughts on Ilvermorny?
Definitely an aspect not touched on enough 
Could be cool for the 'Merican folk to get something more close to home
I really want to make a cowboy wizard
The concept is hilarious
RDR but with magic XD
Yeehaw
I'd love to see more of all the schools lol the Japanese one would be so interesting and I'd love to see how their culture would intertwine with magic and such
I'd love to see different religions/cultures and how they channel magic if they don't use wands
lmao
<@&755190193367023772>
Thanks
Ty for who ever dealt with that and for the ping
Sorry for pinging the role, I just did it kinda instinctively
No please never feel bad for pinging us if ever needed
It's our job to handle things like this
why are we holding mod applications in this server.. Are you guys planning to add more channels or just being safe for release?
Mostly as the server grows both in people and channels we will need help as there's so much we can do on our own. So additional help will be needed in time
Oh nice 👍
Will be interesting to see how much more this server grows!
It definitely will be an experience
no you bum
@true cedar this kid annoying spam advertiser
thank you!
If anyone should see a link to join their server please ping a mod right away and do not click on any links as it can be a scam or grabber
I know that trick, I hang out in certain communities where scams like that are frequent.
does anyone know how my friend who has never been in this server could be banned?
If they're banned then they have been in this server on one account at least.
well she said her husband has been, but she never has, she didn't even know it existed until i just told her on VC
Then her "Husband" was likely banned.
Hiya! I'll DM you and see if we can help
If an account is banned, then the IP is banned with it.
Don't been disrespect with this, but I moderate/admin for a few servers and I've heard excuses like that :p
Spells jokes:
Using on the magic shows
"Harry, it's Abra Kedabra, not Avada Kedavra!"
Let the detectives take care of this

Can't think of any spells jokes, anyone can give some of it? 👀
I understand some people can be deceptive, but it wasn't really fair to make the assumption that someone I know personally is making up her husband... anyway, it's getting sorted now thanks to Swift ❤️
Fun fact: When Lucius attempts to use the killing curse against Harry in the 2nd movie, the reason he uses that is because it's the only spell Jason Isaacs could remember.
But is there a spells that can deflect the death spells?
Will we be able to become an Animagus in hogwarts legacy?
--Have they said anything about it yet?
Not much info about the game, but we can wait for the announcements to see it from WB Games
Alright, thank you!
Actually I wish they could add the Animagus spells inside so that we can transform some animals to under cover or investigate some cases 🤔
But hey, the game not yet release, so we can only wait for more or official release by them
Hi
Hi
hey guys !
Hey
Hello.
Hello everyone, happy timezone 
hello!

peepoHey

Dun' even know what that is. 😛
anyone from asia?
Yep
From?
This game is going to be amazing
anyone wanna join harry potter rp? Hufflepuff just won the quidditch cup and the house cup after 10 years of being dead last lmao
Hi
Hi
o/
hola
How’s it going 😄
Hello~
The chat is as dead as my soul
Yes 💯
My basilisk, his name is WOMPATHOMP
I lost him and haven’t been able to find him since
Oy look the real general
Hello beautiful people :)
No hay algún canal para hablar en español?
I am now fully transformed into a girl!!
Hablo espanol
Holà
I can't wait for this game to launch hnng
I remember playing the first Harry Potter games on the old PlayStations
@safe hornet not sure what this is but roleplaying isn't allowed in this server so please dont
The fact that I’ve asked this before and nobody has said a word about it is odd
if u wanna rp i got a place for u to rp, its hella fun
I tried joining an RP server once, all the things you had to do before you get to RP was painful
oh ur talking about discord ones those suck the one im in has been going on for 10+ years and its on their own site u make an account buy the things u need and boom u can rp its really good
its also very active
I was abt to load up zack's JL
and now it says to rent it
Successfully disappointed
lemme dm u
I cannot believe how amazing this game looks.
It’s like they took everything the Harry Potter community ever wanted and brought it to life.
Yeah that is a bummer. It’s about the only sport I enjoy even though it isn’t real.
But who knows they may make quidditch dlc for it
A Harry Potter hearthstone type of game would be amazing too
there is no official word on quidditch yet either way so it could be in game, and just get announced later
Fair point.
would make a good dlc
the storyline pretty much writes itself if it allows you to participate in a tournament
but if it's in base game obviously preferable
IMHO i think quidditch is too much a core aspect of the world to be a DLC, i honestly see it as part of the base game
we already see students in quidditch robes, we see the flying instructor and the sports shop
So as far as signs go they're all there, we're just waiting to see if its confirmed or not
God no
Was Johny Depp supposed to be in sercets of Dumbledore?
Damn
he got cut like 2018 i think by wb
Ohh
true true
He was supposed to play Grindelwald.
Looks like the court cases are starting to turn in his favour though.
agreed, i wish he was able to hold onto it
Hellooooooooo.
cant speak for the new guy though i haven't seen it
Harry Potter > fantastic beasts
Fantastic beasts 3 was a 8/10
They're going for 5 books into movies
I don't know how they'll manage that...
Is it true J.K. Rowling wrote the plots while under depression?
Facts... mainly because that's around the time people were considering him a bad person
But the truth rises...
forgot the naughty word filter in here
yeah ezra has been clowning around
Ah
Ezra Miller... I would of tolerated as a awkward unique actor if he didn't go around threatening people
WB seems to pick and choose who to kick or keep
...and they're bad at it
ill give them some advice: make better choices
That's like saying that to a wall thick in layers of boxoffice money
Big corporations don't care for advice
advice is subjective tho, if you have 3 people in a room there will be 7 opinions
Hollywood has glamorous aesthetics, but they also have skeletons in the closet
great take
Well he's not wrong
HI
Hello Chm
I invited like my friends to watch new WW movie; none of them understood a single thing lol
Fun Fact: He actually filmed a scene before he was asked to leave
but he still got paid 20 mil
for the movie or something
@winged venture
Morning
What
why did you ping me here lol
👀
Hello 
hi snitch!
oh hi clouds how you doing?
pretty good! how about you?
Same very good, ready for work and coffee :p
morning
nice!! i managed to survive work today, so i’m ready to spend the weekend doing less than i probably should be loll
haha nice good for you I actually don't mind my work so that's good for me I guess :p
yeah my job isn’t that bad either, i tend to dramatise it a bit 😂
Is it taking more days to release
Some people try too hard on linkedin
End up writing down their entire life time history 😂
Do lightsabers have a pointy end...or a round end?
Maybe I should apply for mod 😈
Round
That’s what sh- nevermind mod said I’m close to getting banned lol
Oh I can see why
And I’m willing to tip you over the edge if you do anything to annoy me, you see, I am related to Michael corleone
Who’s that
The godfather.
Sirius black
👀
any updates on how the game is gonna work on Nintendo switch
no idea, we don't have other updates
oh alright
I’m kidding 😂


Guys I’m gonna change my PFP to something almost identical! It’s gonna be a life changer
Done
Wait it didn’t work
we just got updates last month, what people expect lol
It’s done now
A game
? you dont just release a game like that lol
How is everyone doing today?
it feels like they have only have had 2 trailers for hogwarts llegacy o wait thats true
🤣🤨
?
what
someone @ me
It will make your switch into a portable fire
so true
my lite would explode if I tried to run this game on it 😂
dying light is on switch
how does it run
Hello fellow gamers
So?
Tell me you are a Harry Potter Fan without telling me you are a Harry Potter Fan
I'll go first:
I hate women with pink dresses
u need Nintendo online and they basically stream the game from another computer or something but u can still control I think. it's called cloud version
why is that you true
so true*
ill go now
i don like cats they make me sneeze
ooohhhh I see
Why do I have a Hufflepuff pfp
the best way to confuse ur enemies is to be confused urself
what idk
that’s my chess strat 😎
is this a sign to break in 👀👀
nooo
😂😂
Sure is a warm day today 🥵
Good morning everyone! how are u guys doing?
yo what up bois
just filled in the mod application
i gotta say im pretty confident rn
It's a emblem.
i took a screenshot of my resume how do i post it here i want feedback on how i did it
Malus is the king and true worthy soul of modhood.
who?
But that's just my humble opinion.
@wind cairn
GL bro! I filled mine out yesterday
I dont think i would be a very good mod, im essentially liquid chaos
Thank you, will consider it, but swift would tackle me before i get to the entry form
yessir I wish everyone luck as well!
anyone wanna help me with my mod application? i need feedback
That kirby is so adorable!
Agree to disagree
i got mad drip
No offence btw
be yourself
thats the best advice I can give
Offended
Again, it is only a comedic opinion
ill just dm u the thing
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Hey
Hellooo
mane huffle puffers be trippin
Didnt ask- i mean ok
be active on the server
Hair reminds me of Aerial the little mermaid.
u want to see what i wrote?
if malus was mod, then his name would no longer be green, and i feel like that would be strange 🤷♀️
sure
I wanna dye my hair red. I have black hair. Do I have to bleach mine?
Malus wants to be mod?
ok sorry 
I did it step by step very slow procedure but if you want to do it in one go then yes you need bleach :p
Daaaaang. Okay.
I would apply for mod if I was old enough tho i doubt id get in considering 1. I spent to much on the server 2. ive gotten in trouble a few times...
I mean bleach is not that bad you just have to know how to use it and do it correctly
being a mod sounds like a responsibility u know
I get distracted easily and and occasionally get off topic, so I know being a mod isn't for me.
With great power comes great responsibility dont forget guys
why i’m not applying 😅
I'm excited bro I'm confident in my app but I will be patient
Understandable. I just wanna be sure I'm getting the correct bottle other regularly uses.
Would be my 1st in years dying my hair, so.
If only i was 18 rn
Sad times.
how many applications u guys think there have been already?
Just saying, I think they are looking for people who have been in the server for a few months and who are known for being active in the server... but good luck to everyone I guess.
Even if I was 18 I wouldnt apply
i don’t think i’d be able to balance mod life as well as swift does lol 🤷♀️
hundreds
I would ive been hear for a while
if only i was 18 too lol
Depending where you live, you can't drink until twenty something.
you can research that I never used bleach myself so I cannot really help :p
ye I'll be honest I haven't been too active here but I mod in a lot of other places so I shot my shot
Im not talking about drinking bro
I wanna be 18 :p
yall not 18?
snitch is 47
No 17
I'm 20
bro how am i the oldest in the server
Idk
you ancient mf
How old are u
Im pretty sure Willdabeast is the oldest
Yeah you lucky having lighter natural hair.
im 27
I think people like dark could get mod
i wish i was young again
Light hair color you don't need to bleach.
literally my first thought
leonardo decapitated
ik it's not allowed but VCs in here would be dumb lit
whose dark?
?
Darkstar
Then you probably
no it was dark brown lol
Darkstar
Ooooooh, easy to turn red.
Im not old enough and I feel like half the mods dislike me anyway...
Brown is fairly close to red in texture.
how come u think hes a good fit?
Or maybe I mean tone.
He is mature
Idk hes a good friend and hes mature
I went to a hair salon I didn't want to ruin my hair
been here since day 1
yeah im the exact opposite then
Your salon is a genius
has a relationship with the mods
he has a what now? 😳
He is friends with them I guess
Im mature but if someone annoys me i get heated
i’ve never dyed my hair, kinda want to,, but at the same time i’ve been growing it out to donate 😅

bad thermal pasting i see
I joined the server when the ps event happened for the announcement of the game
not same
You get silly?
Yeah, that's the better way to dye your hair
that pretty good, when you do donate them then go nuts 😂
I joined the server in the summer
wait u joined before or after me?
but i knew about the game, I was in 100 servers so I couldnt join it
cause the ps event was in september
awoooooo
like 2021 summer
the ps showcase with the event was really cool tho
joined pretty recently
ah ye I just joined day 1 and picked my role
I must know said name of salon if there's one in Florida.
I joined ages ago
did u apply for mod boss?
you literally joined and didnt say anything till like yesterday
🤣
I like your username.
no
I never had makeup too before. Any recommendations for dark skin?
Sif will probably be a good mod
Purple perhaps?
i donated it about a year ago, so it’s currently pretty short. but part of me wants to just keep growing it to donate again 😅😅
oh no swift is in the chat...
Annoyed
Either.
I cant believe mods dont have a slow mo

ong lol
goofy aah
they can prob use as many caps as they want to
it's up to you but if you want to do something with your hair, you should do it
Neither did I 😂 So I can't help with that
I don't know a lot of friends who are girls who wear makeup honestly
So in terms offff makeup, if you're looking for darker shades, brands like Fenty are the best. Don't personally use them, but my friend does.
And in terms of makeup colours that suit, I would honestly go for brighter pastels as opposed to darker colours, but you need a kind of base to do that
If you want a nice blush, more of a coral color looks gorgeous
Swift! You came out of the shadows!
🤣
I ain't got time for makeup. There's gaming to be done. 
same.
I dont know how makeup works
Makeup is so fun 
swift is always here lurking 😂
Same, but instead of gaming, it's with books to be read 😂😂
I am HERE for ANY makeup topic
Maybe when im older....
Tom, you want suggestions, I have em
I've worn makeup like twice in my life in my Goth phase lmao
Thank-you both TheGoldenSnitch & Swift for the makeup talk & hair.
i’m so bad at it lolllll
If I walked into school with makeup, id be made fun of... maybe in a decade
🙏 heck yeah!
pastel makeup on dark skin looks so amazing, i wish i could pull it off
Ive dyed my hair before, kinda
Honestly, if you feel not comfortable with applying it, you can just start with layering small bits of colour. See what placements you like best
Aint nobody got time for that
And yessss Wispie, it just looks ghostly on me
Will try that
What you talkin about willis?
I'm actually gonna go ginger at some pointtttttt hair wise
I've dyed my hair black and purple a few times.
Want to go green.
The makeup thing
I'm prepping myself for a Hogwarts Legacy cam stream... but is coming October?
No, gotham knights is coming october
Ah
yes go for it I like colored hair :p
HL is coming after that
last time i dyed my hair i got red on shower curtains, door and cabinets
Gotham Knights look good
I watched the batman
Gotham knights is gonna be a banger
It's sad cause my best friend has amazing natural ginger hair and she gets talked down to by aholes in public.
So stupid.
I dont need more arkham games
Maybe I'll dress cat... meow
Noooooo, red hair is gorgeous
I've gone green before
But it looks like it'll be good
I've gone red, green, blonde and blue before
Red hair is beautiful
But i still think ill like hogwarts legacy better than GK
I wish I was that brave, I saw red tones on me and just stayed with them because they look good, also purple :p
Green is my favourite colour. My OC (in my pfp) speaks volumes 
g'day losers
Im scared of dying my hair. It can cause hair problems
hair grows back just do whatever
hello winner
Your the only loser i see
More like forest green 😂😂
Hey bestie loser
and if it doesnt then 🤷
hi rat
🙂
you better change that to you're asap
RAT hi 
I love that green

No thanks

when you reply to the wrong person 😭
Meow
Me when i dance at partys
Good day Teacups.
Have a fabulous cup of Positivitea to start your day. 
but unfortunately the stains from my bathroom door wont go away so i think i will tone down dying hair for now
AWWWWWW
oups ☠️
I want a golden doodle doggy 🙂
D'aaaaaww
What’s everyone’s second house? I’m a Ravenpuff
second house is slytherin, very close as well
I just went "Yeah, I'm bored, Imma start coloring my hair" and then just got 4 colors in idk how long 😂😂
Yaaaay phone lagging horribly suddenly
Same, one of my favorites colors

1st house slytherin
2nd house slytherin
It grows back, and so on
once you go color you never go back 😂
unless i get old
L
3rd house?
Saaaame
Slytherin jk i mean ravenclaw

Hmmm
Or gryffindor
Hufflepuff!


Exactly 😂😂 This summer I plan on going purple or smth like that

Hufflepuff is so underrated. I mean they are masters aherboligy they share weed with their friends and they are the best at food charms! And their common room is next tot he dang kitchen!!!! Midnight snack easy access!
Kylo
I agree

Looks like Kylo than Snape
Ahahaha

👀
I agree

Weed?
Not everyone smokes in Hogwarts
Heck yeah Miles
Smoke weed everyday
I am purple GO PURPLE
Purple!

But you sporting red
Ok, ok, this summer Imma go purple 😂😂
Too much yellow
Yaaaas yellow
yes hufflepuff is the best 👀
Yellow hurts my eyes
My eyes
Hufflepuff seriously doesn’t get the love and worship they deserve.
I like school bus yellow than most other yellow
YES
:0 Coffee
Yes
:0
I sometimes drink coffee

Smoking out and munchie fixes with Hufflepuff a all day long
I like tea better
Cool, cool, I drink coffee almost daily 😂😂
I always drink coffee lol
peepo is the cutest
That's not cool.. people can suck unfortunately, smh
🥺🙃
Why
I try to switch to tea sometimes
Sadly yes
I will me Malus because he is not here and just say leaf juice 🤢
Do you guys think that there will be a new Harry Potter movie?
🙃😥
Tea you could say is like herb flavored water
Hope it's not the horrible fan fiction that was The Cursed Child
leaf juice, there, balance of bullying is restored
I like water & herbs
& eh I doubt it
Leaf juice whats that?? They take leafs when its raining and soak the juice inside?
ah..
tea is great and i love it
Leaf juice is a thing
Maybe more of Fantastic Beasts
Leaf juice sounds wrong
Well, tea is leaf juice and coffee is just beans juice 😂😂😂

How come?
I love both tea & coffee, I switch between them depending on my mood.
and blood is just human juice, but we gave them fancy names for a reason 🤩
Same here, like sometimes I just need coffee
Yeh
Milo > coffee > warm tap water in summer > leaf juice
I love drinking my own blood
Some people just hate ginger folks for whatever reason.
We're in our 30's and still can't escape awful people sadly.
If i drink my own blood ill get it back
Milk > any other drink
you did not just say warm tap water was better than tea 🤨🤨
Sadly my dad left me to get it
Milk is great, but only if ICE COLD
You're cool in my book
damn straight i did
Warm water 

Warm blood
Milk is delicious.
I almost said the F word because it emphasises how much I love it. 
Omg, my favorite gif :0
I also flippin love milk
frick is a great alternative
i’m sorry, but i can’t be your friend. warm water is just.. blegh. at least tea is drinkable
Warm water is only for people who can endure all that heat like me 💪💪

Saame haha
I used to say flippin a lot heh
Warm blood taste good after the corpse is hit with a death spell
Sounds delicious
lets be honest, with you being a pigeon we were never truly gonna be friends
Tomato juice

i love me a sweet tomato smoothie
Tomato soup
you summoned Malus with your leaf juice's
what
Tea is basicslly warm water with milk 💀 💀

So warm water is good
we're gonna need to have a talk little missy
What about the teabag
Either that, either with coffee talk
Rude!
We dont talk about that aight
Yes probably both
But teabags
u got nothing to talk to me about you spaghetti heretic

Teabags dont exist in my book
came for the coffee, stayed for the frens



Tea is soothing
Cloudss is a pidgeon?
i don’t use teabags, i got a strainer 😊
Tea is the best
coo
I use le baggin'
Actually no its not the best hot chocolate is the best
That was totally a accident

Coffee without the beans
I like tea bagging my warm water
accidents happen 🗡️
👀
Warm water >> cold water
man i missed my coffee deadline for the day
Murder is not a accident
Water left out in the sun for days is just right for my taste
are you sure?
I didnt murder the italian tho

its hardly murder if you dont plan it
Yes
Sure
I love expired water and milk
this is why we created the cruciatus curse

um what 
I love expired milk because whenever j taste it its so bad i HAVE to swallow it

you could just do it with very fresh milk. instead of the opposite 🥲
wtf am I reading 
Miles 👀
"Get my wife's name, out the goblet of fire!"
'Woah, really?'
"Yes!"
'It was a Voldemort joke!'
help idk
You guys will never understand if u dont try it
If the Oscars was in Hogwarts.
i dont understand how petrol fires work either, that doesnt mean im gonna try it
Honestly, Idk either
Dont judge a book by its cover
u tryna play me but sorry crumbs were worse

Its fine you will one day
The Oscar's in Hogwarts would be legendary
when you first see a book it's all about it's cover lol
Oscar Isaac?
No...
kinda wanna try a petrol fire now 😦 i missed the fire hazard trainings at work
I hope u find some fantastic beasts
Moon Night would be a powerful wizard
i've been meaning to stop but i'm scarred for life sorrry 🙇
Since the Triwizard Tournament wasn't allowed in the year this game takes place, I hope there's DLC for it. 
How u gonna say chunky milk is bad when the wizarding world literally has soul sucking beasts and a guy drinking unicorn blood 💀
#Team #Traumatized
voldy was an outlier that shouldve not been counted to the statistics
Unicorn blood prolly tastes like liquified haribo
Oh god
Like id love to drink uniform blood ill turn into one right?
I won't even ask-

My mind in the gutter read that differently
its safer not to yea
Lmaoooo

swift save us

Like expired milk with red food colouring yall would never knkw what it is
swift please 🥺

Makeup!
Summoning
at this point its just better to delete the entire channel and make a new one

SWIIIIIIFT
Makeup tutorial Swift!
where is the full ccoverage when we need it
Makeup tutorial Swift! Makeup! Fun! Colors! Cute dresses!
What’s the memory erase spell
@humble sequoia dw people are just mad they don't get to taste these things
😭swift i’m scared send help

I'm in love with makeup Swift! I want to date her! The makeup woman I mean!

☕
what is going on
Hellooooo
Summoning swift
this should apply 😂
Summoning using makeup
Wtf
I don't even like makeup but I'd like to date the makeup woman also. 
blame the leaf juice drinkers, they brought this cursed chat upon us
never knew that summoning took so long 🤔
So weird
Maybe we do something wrong? 🤔
🙏

My room has a portal to the desert.

What flavour dessert
Noooooo
Heheh
Probably lemon
Lmao too slow
Typo
Desert dessert
how to summon swift 101 has failed us
Lemon is my favorite
where did all these puffs come from, i didnt order more
Swift be slacking 
I'll just add more
Everyday I'm Hufflin'
stuff em in your pockets- they won’t be able to escape
We have a makeup sale!
Ooo a makeup sale
Makeup all you can eat edible makeup replica food!
What flavours?! 
More pocket puffs? 👀
One time I knew a girl who had the same name as my mother.
Dating her would of been awkward.
☕

Coffee
I thought that said killed the cat
#malusformod
Curiosity killed the cat
I was worried that's what it looked like I said cause I added a cat emoji after it oops 
isnt chat french for cat
#Vote Malus for Mod President
Vote Witch to be Unbroken
👀

I like being broken
Sorry, y'all tried to summon Swift and got me instead 

We get it
I can work with that
#poiklers is better
Same
Lol
#bothswiftandpoiklersaregood
Would you like some makeup Poiklers? 
magic works in strange ways ig
its like that scene in no way home
...I've never used makeup, but sure?
Run poik!, i'll hold them off as long as I can!
Be careful for what u wish for parker
Swift has strategies
Makeup! you'll love it! You'll look beautiful!
Itll be fun
u saying I'm not already beautiful?!?!?!?!
Yes
I used makeup…when I dressed as the joker for Halloween 
You're gorgeous baby! Absolutely!
Make up enhances beauty!
Im bootiful
WOW BROKEN WITCH
Fabulous darling!

Cruise, is that you?
Tom hanks
Ah
holland hardy
I like many people with first name Tom
Tom holland
Tom Jones
Tom riddle
Tom Hanks ❤️
Are you stating it's illegal to act flamboyant and call men beautiful?
so many toms 😮
🤔
Tom cruise
Tom Felton ♥️
Okay then.
Toms will take over the world
Women and Men are beautiful. Rejoice!
Tom the tank engine
The Tom apocalypse
Don't threaten me with a good time darling.
tompocalyse
riddle me this darling
Tomato
Joking about banning people is disturbing
Riddler
Absolute Queen
What has 2 legs in the day and 4 legs at noon?
Justice
...?
lol
nothing
The answer is always justice
Tom scares me
Riddle me this
what does a liar do when he's alive?
😭 Tom scares me!
Not mc, bc mc is not a werewolf
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
I'll be here all week.
It can be cruel poetic or blind but when its denied its violence u may find @open gyro
Lie more
What gets wetter as it dries
TOWEL
😎
a man asking out a girl
My phone is still lagging since I got home. Will chat later...
Not the answer but ill take it😂
POETIC JUSTICE!
somethings in the way
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I'll be here all month.
lol
You're beautiful face is hogging up the lenses.
Im so excited for the batman 2
Tommmmmm
+ I have seas with no water, coasts with no sand, towns without people and mountains with out land. What am I?
The Batman 2
I'm so excited for dr strange 😂
Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together.
I'll be here all year.
probably someplace in china
Multiverse of Madness
Doctor strange im ngl im not interested in it
Are riddles fun to you

Is this fun
I like riddles
My poor heart.

My name is Jamal
Riddle me this, riddle me that, watch out Hogwarts the tea is back.


