💬general

[hasty junco]

(I work in the industry)

[spark mica]

we're always taught to release the clutch pedal partway first, then gas

[hasty junco]

I'd love to do a track day

[twilit flume]

I work at a car dealership here, as of next year none of the brands we have offer manual

Ford, Kia, Isuzu Ute, Merc, LDV

[hasty junco]

Oh really? I'm Ford, VWG

I haven't heard anything about Ford dropping manual transmission

[twilit flume]

We aren't able to purchase or order any manuals next year, they just aren't coming to our country

Its all country based

[marble star]

Oh sad

[cobalt surge]

I have a Toyota and I love it

[twilit flume]

Like we aren't getting the new electric fords

But America is

And probably UK

[hasty junco]

Yeah we are getting electric

[twilit flume]

Exactly

Aus doesn't have the infrastructure to support electric yet

We only really have Tesla

And even then it's scarce

[hasty junco]

Ahh I see

We aren't taking any diesel orders now

[marble star]

My car is invisible, the best model out there

[hasty junco]

Haven't for a while

[twilit flume]

But we also have a higher percentage of people who prefer auto, so it makes sense why we are dropping manuals

Yeah diesel is on the rise here too

[hasty junco]

You have a thestral? 🙀

[twilit flume]

Sparta can you even drive

[marble star]

I wish 😭 I'd love some

[marble star]

I mean....not legally but yes

[twilit flume]

Drive me up the damn walls 🙄

[marble star]

Imma hit u

[hasty junco]

You will if you've preordered 😁

[spark mica]

you can watch me commit seppuku if you want?

[twilit flume]

What

[hasty junco]

Sounds sus

[spark mica]

then she'll have seen death

[hasty junco]

Oh hahah

[spark mica]

and therefore the thestrals will reveal themselves to her

[rancid mesa]

is anybody else particularly worried this game will have major flaws

[twilit flume]

No

[hasty junco]

Nah they'll be ironed out pretty quickly

[marble star]

I've seen more death than I should have already, if thestrals were real, trust me, I would have seen them by now

[obsidian pike]

Sits in the back of my mind but I scribble it out with sharpie.

[rancid mesa]

yeah I am so excited but just feel a little nervous

[twilit flume]

Well don't

[spark mica]

that is an order from a mod

[marble star]

A dear friend gifted me the game so yesss I can't wait

[twilit flume]

That's how discontent and unreasonable issues spread

[hasty junco]

Yayy happy for you. Best gift ever!

[spark mica]

yeah i gotta agree

[marble star]

I know I love that friend so much 😭

[hasty junco]

Was it u 👀

[spark mica]

yes 😭

on my other account

[twilit flume]

[hasty junco]

Awww u cutie

[spark mica]

i sure am

[twilit flume]

'Scuse you

[marble star]

No it isn't him what

[rancid mesa]

I suppose but doubt is a reasonable feeling not many companies to take on this kind of project but we will just see wont we

[cobalt surge]

I am not as worried! I expect any issues to be ironed out with updates, or fixes.

[marble star]

We aren't even friends 😭

[twilit flume]

Doubt it fine, discontent isn't, gotta make sure you keep them separate

[spark mica]

it's ok, Valentina is my friend, she's all i need

[cobalt surge]

I trust Avalanche and Portkey and everyone involved is working overtime to ensure a smooth and playable experience. Release us just about 2 months away.

[hasty junco]

And all I need is a gifted deluxe version 💚

Jk I bought it myself 🥰

[rancid mesa]

I mean if JK Rowling does I suppose that creates a sense of trust

[cobalt surge]

I bought the deluxe myself and am gifting a physical copy as a Christmas gift

[marble star]

All I need is animals 😭

[hasty junco]

Also we are not actually discord friends 🥺

[cobalt surge]

Animals and tequila and tacos

[hasty junco]

I feel ya

[marble star]

See I'd absolutely love to have a pet cow

But nooooo there's no spacee

[hasty junco]

Animals > people

[rancid mesa]

has anybody done the harry potter fan club thing

[marble star]

Agreed

[twilit flume]

Kick the family out and buy a cow, plenty of space

[hasty junco]

Ya

[marble star]

Cows can't go up and down stairs :( (mostly down)

[rancid mesa]

what did you get for a wand

[hasty junco]

I'd love a pair of goats

[hasty junco]

Poplar

[cobalt surge]

I got Willow with a Pheonix Core

[marble star]

Why not go all out, get 15

[hasty junco]

If I had land I would so have a smallholding

[rancid mesa]

lucky I got the laurel wand an Honorable wand that is said to be able to not perform dark magic or at least resist

[marble star]

They're great for goats milk tbh

[hasty junco]

When I click on my wand it tries to get me to do the quiz again, and I can't remember the core or length

[cobalt surge]

Goat cheese too..

[spark mica]

there are some animals at my house

[hasty junco]

It gave me a long wand tho cos am tall, tbats all I remember

[hasty junco]

Haha are u talking about the people tho

[spark mica]

yes and no, but slightly rather no

[slate badge]

Definitely not

[spark mica]

you like people more than animals?

[hasty junco]

Bizarre

[slate badge]

Often times no

But humans have more moral value than animals

[spark mica]

yeah that's true, i think everyone has that opinion if they're honest

just odd to see someone say it

[slate badge]

Lol

[river siren]

noted

[marble star]

Uh huh

[spark mica]

they will if you burn them hard enough

[marble star]

What?

[spark mica]

moo moo ouchie

[marble star]

I dunno what you're on about

[spark mica]

cows going up and down stairs

[marble star]

Why would you burn the poor creatures that's mean

[spark mica]

to make it go up and down stairs

focus girl, focus

[marble star]

I don't like animal abuse jokes personally

[spark mica]

alright then

[twilit flume]

Yeah not funny

[river siren]

Uh huh

I saw that

[ruby basin]

Sparta are u vegan

[river siren]

Hey big mike

[ruby basin]

hello

[river siren]

Where do babys come from?
From adults
Where do adults come from?
From babys
Where do babys come from?
From adults

The endless

[hexed walrus]

<@&755190193367023772> Hi I have a question from turkey... when relase pre order from Turkey? :))

[marble star]

No.

[twilit flume]

Don't ping staff, we don't know

[river siren]

Dont pung warner bros staff

[raven ferry]

Please don't ping Wb staff. We honestly don't know but hopefully soon

[river siren]

Anyways

[ruby basin]

Wait

[hexed walrus]

sorry

[ruby basin]

How do adults come from baby’s

[river siren]

Babys grow up and become adults

[ruby basin]

Ah nvm

Yes got it lmao

[spark mica]

the baby gives up hope

[ruby basin]

I’m slow

[hexed walrus]

thank u so much Waiting Impatiently

[river siren]

I love muscle man from regular show

His voice is perfect

[raven ferry]

I understand the frustration we all do believe me. Hopefully they'll have information soon about preorders in turkey

[ruby basin]

lilith why can’t we post pics in this channel

make it happen 🧍🏻‍♂️

[river siren]

You know why whe cant post them?

Beacuse discord admins sead so

[ruby basin]

💀

[raven ferry]

Not as simple as that. It to make it harder for people to spam inappropriate images

[hexed walrus]

thank you for your interest :)) I'm waiting

[raven ferry]

Yvw

[ruby basin]

well maybe this channel would be more alive with images

[river siren]

Sparta left

[ruby basin]

just sayin

[river siren]

: (

Hey big mike
I didnt tell you rly nice news i found out yasterday

[raven ferry]

It's not up to us.

[ruby basin]

what news

[river siren]

Nvm

Its nothing...

[ruby basin]

She’s still here

[river siren]

Left the chat not the server i ment

[ruby basin]

ah yes

[cobalt surge]

Hello everyone!

[humble sequoia]

im reading

hello.. what is happening did hogwarts released anything ?

[swift galleon]

Check #📢announcements

[twilit flume]

Yeah don't do that again.

[true cedar]

(that was directed at a now-removed comment fyi )

[dreamy ingot]

Wait where’s my message

[hollow breach]

hello nerds, for real this time

[digital slate]

how’s it going

[hollow breach]

For fox sake

Big day of meetings and shizzle

This goddamn automod is stupid

[misty egret]

Thats quite the entrance

[hollow breach]

I literally tried saying "Big day of meetings and sh*t" and got automodded twice

Like, frustrating as hell

[digital slate]

if you get it past the auto bot the mods will get ya

just a heads up, they don’t like it

[hollow breach]

I know

They said that

[misty egret]

I mean you could just.. not?

[hollow breach]

Everyone poops

I'll just say "Poop" from now on

To express my discontentment

Anyhow, how's your day @digital slate ?

[digital slate]

mehhh

it’s a day for sure, how’s yours

[hollow breach]

Oh come on

It was a very corporate day

[digital slate]

meetings are never fun

[hollow breach]

Some dude really wanted to call me after asking him a question that could have been answered in about 1 sentence, while I was eating

[digital slate]

I hate when you text someone a simple question and they call you instead of replying

like pls don’t make me converse

[hollow breach]

That's the corporate world

At least I got a day off Thursday 😏

[digital slate]

you gonna do anything nice or just have a lazy day?

[hollow breach]

Depends on how my ankle sprain feels, if it's cool enough I might go climbing

[digital slate]

ah yes, sprain the other one

[hollow breach]

It's been sprained since November 9th or so, I'm kinda done

[wild niche]

Oh boy

[digital slate]

big oof, I always get frustrated if I have an injury that lasts longer than a week so I just start pretending it’s not there

[hollow breach]

Not a great way to heal injuries, though eventually it works

[digital slate]

which is probably why they don’t always heal right, and then I get permanent problems as punishment

[hollow breach]

I hurt my knee (are you noticing a pattern?) in June while climbing, for 3 months it hurt like crazy

Had tore something, I forget exactly what, but after 3 months of limping I said screw it, and restarted climbing

My knee no longer hurts since I restarted putting it under load, so physical activity definitely helped

[digital slate]

i’m super injury prone, I had like two back injuries that like overlapped with eachother so now three years later and i’m still getting problems

basically an old woman at this point

[hollow breach]

Back injuries are rough

Have you tried going to physical therapy?

[digital slate]

I was meant to but I didn’t go

stupid I know

[hollow breach]

If you can, go for it

It really helps

Whenever I get a climbing related injury I schedule an appointment with my climbing PT, and she's amazing

I'm gonna make her rich

[digital slate]

it’s a pain going through the nhs, im debating picking up swimming again, try build some of the muscles back up

[hollow breach]

Definitely recommend swimming, but, I don't think you need to go through the NHS to schedule an appointment do you?

here at least, there are physiotherapy clinics, I call and try and get an appointment

If you can find a physiotherapy/physical therapy(same shizzle) clinic, call there and setup an appointment

[digital slate]

yeah I live in the middle of nowhere so I have to go through the nhs to access most things which is frustrating but it is what it is

i’m also broke af

[hollow breach]

Rough

Well, hopefully you manage to get an appointment!

[digital slate]

honestly it’s fine most of the time I just occasionally reach up to grab something and get a crunch then i’ll be a write off for a couple days

[hollow breach]

the fatality of being small

[digital slate]

gotta bring the trusty footstool everywhere I go fr

[hollow breach]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkElMG3YNL0&ab_channel=MagnusMidtbø
Watch this and be offended by being smoll

First 2 minutes "Well I can see how this was specially annoying for the ladies"

(Climbing video)

[digital slate]

me tryna reach the pasta sauce

[hollow breach]

LMAO

[digital slate]

I wouldn’t say i’m small im pretty average height

my cupboards are just really high….

[hollow breach]

Lmao, I'm a smoll guy, I wish I was a bit taller

If I could have hit 5'11 I would have been happy

[gloomy gust]

I'm 5 7 so I feel the pain

[digital slate]

5’4 lmao

[misty egret]

Bruh cant believe i got called old by a dwarf just now

[hollow breach]

5'9 smh

[digital slate]

that better not be at me

i’ll fight you rn

[misty egret]

Yes it is

Bring a ladder lmao

[digital slate]

hahaha right

it’s actually average height

[misty egret]

Im not average height. 5'11

[ebon gale]

I haven't seen much of any gameplay videos except snippets of the rooms and such. Is it open world, quest based, are we restricted to only doing school classes? Can we become evil?

[misty egret]

✨its the european in us✨

@ebon gale in order: yes, also yes, no and yes

[ebon gale]

👍

thank you!

[misty egret]

Np :)

[digital slate]

unit

[digital slate]

there’s some really good videos, I recommend giving some a watch if you have the chance, will definitely get you more hyped

[misty egret]

Yeah the ones of wifewantsawizard

[ebon gale]

haha ok, thank you

[turbid apex]

@misty egret I am so glad, I am not alone with being tall

[digital slate]

I wish I was just slightly taller so I could reach the top shelves in my kitchen

[misty egret]

Whatchu mean your kitchen

Dont tell me u own ur ow home and call me old lmao

[digital slate]

sorry, so I can reach the top shelf in my mouse hole

I rent lmao

[misty egret]

Gurl u at least same age or like 2 years younger max now😭

[digital slate]

nah you’re ancient, nowhere near

[misty egret]

Alright lemme just overlook that

It will be easy

[digital slate]

5 years minimum

wait you said 92?

[turbid apex]

Also who designed that weird ' height system

I want to kill that person

Use Metrics please

[misty egret]

Right im 179. Not 5.11

[true stirrup]

[misty egret]

Yeah i said 92

[turbid apex]

Great I would be 182cm

[digital slate]

ooft, close to 10 years then 😉

[signal cave]

Bonjour Mon amie!

[humble sequoia]

Oh ok

Hola my friends

[misty egret]

Ohh ur still an infant that explainst the height💀

Hola

[true stirrup]

What.. are people measuring?

[turbid apex]

Age and height

[signal cave]

O.O

pHEW

[true stirrup]

Thank goodness

[digital slate]

yeah i’m still in nappies and i’m renting a house, it’s hard work putting food on the table each day

gotta pick pocket at nursery

[misty egret]

How its just milk

😂 😂 😂 😂

[turbid apex]

So to complete that picture, I am 25 years old, 182cm tall and female. Great.

[true stirrup]

I thought it was a measuring contest for a hot moment there

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-gif-26042600

[digital slate]

good point

I swing by the cow fields on the way home

[signal cave]

You would totes win v.v

[misty egret]

Its more a contest of wits at this point @true stirrup

[true stirrup]

Idk.... I'm prettyyy tall

[digital slate]

tryna figure out who has the most wrinkles is what we are doing

[signal cave]

Wit cannot be measured though. It is only a state of being- intangible and thus, unmeasurable

[true stirrup]

I'd lose then. Just enough iq to figure out how doors work. Thank goodness I learned that last year

[humble sequoia]

Tbh i feel theres better things to be discussing i mean after all i could tell you im 5 foot tall and 12 years old but really im 6 foot tall and 30

[digital slate]

‘they kept bashing me in the face until I realised I had to push them away from me’

[signal cave]

I'm 31 feet tiny

[misty egret]

@signal cave if you can out wit someone you can measure it

[humble sequoia]

Ravenclaw brain slytherin out

[turbid apex]

@humble sequoia If you can do that again in Metrics I would be glad. The entire rest world doesn't understand that weird ' thingie

[hollow breach]

Thank god for tax returns

[true stirrup]

How many ER visits before you learned?

[signal cave]

Smh I change my house colours for one second and you come for me

[digital slate]

too many

[signal cave]

Hmmm.... nah

[true stirrup]

[humble sequoia]

Im spanish i only said foot because its what im used to hearing english speaking with

1.5 1.7 ish

[hollow breach]

feet and inches is the correct measurement

meters or centimeters is weird, smh

[misty egret]

I changed my house colours 4 times today

[signal cave]

It's like a contest in strength. Perhaps the person pulled a muscle the day before, that does not mean if they loose due to the handycap they are automatically less strong

[digital slate]

I did think you were green earlier

[turbid apex]

For research purposes

[true stirrup]

I can't remember what I'm in foot measures... I think it's 5'9? Idk

[misty egret]

Nobody came for me they just wanted to know my findings

[signal cave]

Okay, that is just incorrect

[humble sequoia]

Mmm no but ok

[true stirrup]

[signal cave]

Cementers gives a more accurate reading any day of the year

[twilit flume]

All measurements are good for their own reasons

[misty egret]

Yes they do

[turbid apex]

And I have to say @misty egret s findings were really enlightning

[true stirrup]

If that's true, then why does scientists such as the ones at nasa (who literally do rocket science) use metrics?

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/measuring-tape-measure-how-long-ausmessen-size-matters-gif-23452185

[digital slate]

oh dear

[hollow breach]

im canadian we use feet and inches

[turbid apex]

Gryffindors have to many Icons, Slytherins rather go into puplic than their own common room and Hufflepuffs are weird and random

[digital slate]

don’t expose us slytherins

[signal cave]

Did they show that the other houses had people in them? Perish the thought!

[hollow breach]

actually idk if that's true, we're weird and use both imperial and metric

[digital slate]

yeah slytherin chat is always dead

[humble sequoia]

So because canadian use it it means its the correct way? Also detective is canadian 😂

[misty egret]

Detective just went ravenclqw

[signal cave]

OG ravenclaw

[humble sequoia]

Uhh true

Blue looks better on you

[signal cave]

Go back far enough in the chat- say march. And boom, there I am

[true stirrup]

Detective is a proper ravenclaw. She looks good in green too though

[signal cave]

True, it brings out the evil in my eyes~

[misty egret]

No they showed that slytherin likes public chat. Hufflepuff likes casual chat and gryffindor is way to enthusiastic with their icons but stay in their common room.

[signal cave]

God the blue colour on this server is tragic though. I asked them to change it MONTHS ago, and I come back and it's still....... disgusting

[humble sequoia]

Hufflepuffs like ropeplay nothing casual

[true stirrup]

[signal cave]

Oh nesk~~~~

[sudden ledge]

gryffindor and common rooms???
the only thing in gryffindor common rooms is greetings and us countindown till release

[true stirrup]

I mean.. at least you're not.... beige

[digital slate]

it’s harder than you imagine, I spent way too long trying to get the red right on a role yesterday

everything just looked wrong

[true stirrup]

[signal cave]

I mean, there are pre-established hex colours just for this occasion though

[misty egret]

@sudden ledge look idk i was in there for 5 mins now i have icon ptsd ok

[safe inlet]

Hogwarts mystery has so little selection for hair

[true stirrup]

We discuss politics, anthropology, drama and tea in slytherin. Obviously it's the most fun

[turbid apex]

My sources stated otherwise

[sudden ledge]

what about A R S O N?

[signal cave]

also, going back to this, but I've seen us use both

[wind cairn]

I dont even remember when i last checked the common rooms, feels almost redundant to me now

[true stirrup]

[safe inlet]

Gryffindor common room is pretty active

[humble sequoia]

Wait but which house are you in?

[misty egret]

You dont discuss those in slytherin

But everywhere else yes

[sudden ledge]

i put an alarm for 8am instead of 8pm was gonna take a nap and now im awake at 2am

[true stirrup]

You seem to be homeless though

[digital slate]

I don’t think we discuss anything in slytherin

[twilit flume]

Malus likes to move around

[humble sequoia]

Innit

[signal cave]

Double on this^^^ are we allowed non housers?

[wind cairn]

i cant have a white xmas since its summer here so a white name will do

[humble sequoia]

I’ve seen a few

[digital slate]

do you have a bbq for christmas dinner

[signal cave]

Oh thats such a tragedy

[sudden ledge]

no rules that say you ain’t

[turbid apex]

But in Ravenclaw Tower you will have a home. If you solve the riddle.

[twilit flume]

No one is obligated to have a house

[hollow breach]

I'd like to say, respectfully

[twilit flume]

Or stay on any one house

[sudden ledge]

and if you don’t you sleep in a bush

[humble sequoia]

I know paw patrol should get on it

[signal cave]

Just cause I'm a claw doesn't mean everything needs to be done by the rules

[hollow breach]

That you're all nerds

[wind cairn]

Im thinking about it, i honestly love a good BBQ

[hollow breach]

That's all, thank you nerds ❤️

[misty egret]

Hufflepuff has litteral kegs tho so... idk😂

[signal cave]

Is it because we use metric?

[digital slate]

me too, get some halloumi on there for me

[sudden ledge]

this is a harry potter server of course we’re all nerds

[hollow breach]

No, just the conversation you're having

[turbid apex]

No, I am not a Nerd, I am a witch, isn't it obvious

[signal cave]

Not really

[sudden ledge]

nope

[misty egret]

R&D please move to slytherin

[true stirrup]

Thankfully I have huff pets, so I be invited to their keg and puff parties

[hollow breach]

I'm a double whammy, I write software and do DevOps and am here

[hollow breach]

Why

[digital slate]

you don’t exactly radiate hufflepuff

[signal cave]

bcs sssssssss

[misty egret]

Because after observing you today. You have the wrong house

[humble sequoia]

Indeed you will my dear

[true stirrup]

Every slytherin needs a puff pet. I call dibs on @humble sequoia

[hollow breach]

Negative, every test I've done has placed me in Hufflepuff

[sudden ledge]

so?
people can pick whatever they feel like💀

[signal cave]

plz nesk bb can I come too?

[digital slate]

it’s called a joke

[humble sequoia]

Love you

[signal cave]

what's that?

[sudden ledge]

jokes are funny

[true stirrup]

[humble sequoia]

Of course all OG are welcome

[hollow breach]

I only bully nerds, which means I bully myself

[misty egret]

I guess ur different on the inside then😂

Mayby its cotton

[signal cave]

well F to you then

[digital slate]

yeah i’m hilarious

[hollow breach]

I just like to banter

[signal cave]

<3333

[wind cairn]

self bullying is both relaxing and habit forming

[sudden ledge]

i can see that

[digital slate]

flattered

[misty egret]

See flamey is in the right spot

[sudden ledge]

best type of bullying

[true stirrup]

When was this server actually made though?

[humble sequoia]

Self bullying is called having problems

[misty egret]

Oh then i have loads of problems

[wind cairn]

i think we're all well stocked on those

[sudden ledge]

same

[misty egret]

Chloe too

[cobalt surge]

Then I must have a lot of problems 😂 but at least I know and accept that

[digital slate]

you wot

[signal cave]

Idk, but it looks like we were here long before all of the mods from the looks of it

ha ha ha how quirky

[misty egret]

Bring
A
Ladder

[hollow breach]

Clearly you've never spent 12 hours on a bug only to realize you messed up your code in a dumb fashion

[true stirrup]

Yeah I feel like were actually Og members in here

[digital slate]

bet, can you do thursday?

[true stirrup]

Which means..... this server is ours

[hollow breach]

Now kiss

[true stirrup]

[sudden ledge]

:O FIRE

[signal cave]

[digital slate]

I see how that sounded

[sudden ledge]

[true stirrup]

[hollow breach]

[misty egret]

Idk thursdays are boring

[humble sequoia]

Thats called being dumb. Cant afford mistakes

[digital slate]

friday good enough for you?

[hollow breach]

I've got quadruple whammy then

Dumb, ginger, double nerd

[misty egret]

Always down to go on a friday

[wind cairn]

ginger is awesome

[digital slate]

sweet you’re on

[hollow breach]

Good thing you didn't add down after that "to go"

[digital slate]

I won’t tell you when, it will be a surprise

[hollow breach]

😏

[signal cave]

Fair, you said it?

[misty egret]

Are you flying out cause like.. i just bought a house

[digital slate]

i’ll swim

[hollow breach]

It'll be good for your back

[digital slate]

exactly

[humble sequoia]

Polla

[true stirrup]

Ahhh

I forgot this place has profanity filter

[misty egret]

I mean do you need to cross ocean or channel to get here

[true stirrup]

Jfc

[digital slate]

ocean

i’m assuming

[sudden ledge]

indeed tis sucks

[signal cave]

God forbid swears be uttered in our holy place v.v

[misty egret]

Damnnn but you got little legs tho

[hollow breach]

Chloe, you said you were free Thursday?

[humble sequoia]

Me cago en dios

[digital slate]

nah i’m like 90% leg

[hollow breach]

I'm free Thursday, I got the day off remember

[true stirrup]

Like.. profanity and gifs for some weird reason don't work

[digital slate]

then just tiny torso and head

[misty egret]

Thats still little💀

[humble sequoia]

Mi puta preferida

[digital slate]

id say let’s play dayZ but you’re on PC

[hollow breach]

Leavil please move to Slytherin

[digital slate]

right?

[hollow breach]

That's cause I don't suck

[signal cave]

yes, for our houses must define us!

[twilit flume]

We don't allow gifs or swearing due to server rules/wb rules

[true stirrup]

Spanish profanity sounds like music though nesky. Maybe that's OK ♡

[digital slate]

i’ve forgotten how to play at this point it’s been so long

[hollow breach]

Is sh*t a swear though? Smh

[digital slate]

rip

[twilit flume]

Im not the one that makes the rule(s) I just enforce them

[hollow breach]

Fair

[humble sequoia]

Yes thats is very obvious the question is why isnt it allowed? At least the gifs

[hollow breach]

Carry on

[misty egret]

I mean i lowkey belong there 2

[hollow breach]

[misty egret]

But i also grow plants

[turbid apex]

I wish I was smaller. I feel so out of place in many situations

[true stirrup]

Gifs are deff weird that won't work right?

[misty egret]

So im balanced rn

[digital slate]

you’d suit green

[signal cave]

especially since everyone needs to be older than 13 to be here as per discord TOS

[digital slate]

that’s why they’re all so laid back

[misty egret]

Exactly

[hollow breach]

Yeah but like when has anyone followed TOS?

I played MMOs at 8

Definitely broke TOS

[signal cave]

Well, if they're going to enforce no swearing, then they might as well enforce the no kids

[humble sequoia]

They do in this server

[twilit flume]

Because we can't disable certain gifs that are offensive/racist/swearing, so we disable all

At least that's what makes sense to me

[misty egret]

@turbid apex look lets just stay tall ok

[hollow breach]

I'm saying in general people

[true stirrup]

[hollow breach]

It's on the parents to watch their kids but, like, how many parents do you think check what their kids do on internet

[humble sequoia]

What about allowing gifs just not splicit content

[true stirrup]

The world is going crazy for fear of offending anyone. Its wild

[digital slate]

it’s harder to regulate them

[sudden ledge]

like 10

[hollow breach]

This conversation can get quite spicy real quick

[signal cave]

Legit questin: If people are going to be racist, will disabling gifs stop them? They're kinda horrible in general

[true stirrup]

Idk.. People need to grow tougher skin imo.

[turbid apex]

@misty egret a little tall is fine. That much tall is weird.

[hollow breach]

Being PC is good, being overtly PC is bad

[humble sequoia]

Same

[hollow breach]

Also @digital slate I'll just re-teach you how to play DayZ you scrub

[misty egret]

@turbid apex its 3 cm its fine ill wear heels😂

[digital slate]

like I said, they’re harder to moderate

[digital slate]

i’ll be cracking zombies over the head with a can of beans again in no time

[true stirrup]

No wonder people have anxiety for fear of speaking up when they can be squashed like that

[hollow breach]

bet

[true stirrup]

Buuuut whatever

[hollow breach]

I've got a frying pan that knocks people out in one hit

[digital slate]

shovel used to be my fav thing

[hollow breach]

Shovels are so rare lmao

[digital slate]

bonk

[hollow breach]

Good sound tho

[misty egret]

I have 0 fear to speak up. Or left or right

[digital slate]

gotta change the spawn rates is all

as long as they’re not too easy to find

[sudden ledge]

can it deflect bullets?

[hollow breach]

I play a sci-fi/low fantasy RP server so like, spawn rates are all whack

[hollow breach]

Never tested it, let's go and do it

[signal cave]

Ah yes, back to vidgam talk, oui oui v.v

[humble sequoia]

So many people with issues

Adhd for the win

[hollow breach]

Oui oui, on aime les jeux vidéos içi

[digital slate]

we used to have a semi RP one, basically meant you have to just speak to people before you drop em

put ya hands up kinda deal

[sudden ledge]

i am not responsible for any harm that may befall you or your frying pan

[turbid apex]

@misty egret and if I do too? Then I am even taller than most men

[signal cave]

ah ha funni

[hollow breach]

If you break my frying pan you're finding me a new one

On punishment of getting a bullet to the head

If you no go bonk, you go

[sudden ledge]

that’s fine im already dead won’t make much of a difference

[hollow breach]

Alright, back to watching a climbing video, and then back to doing some work

[misty egret]

@turbid apex why wouldnt you wanna tower over men.

[hollow breach]

cheers nerds

[digital slate]

catch ya later

[misty egret]

Goodbye

[digital slate]

I have to move my car I keep putting it off

it’s big cold outside

[misty egret]

Bet ur in the way

[turbid apex]

@misty egret it feels weird. I don't know, maybe I am to oldschool

[sudden ledge]

go do it

[digital slate]

so far to walk tho

so freeze

[misty egret]

Bet its litterally 10 feet

[hollow breach]

With small legs like yours, I bet

[sudden ledge]

do it

[misty egret]

Lmaooooo

[hollow breach]

Okay now I'm gone

[digital slate]

it’s so far shhhhh

[sudden ledge]

yes quite clearly

[digital slate]

i’m gonna get you one day

[sudden ledge]

do it

[hollow breach]

Just had to roast the "dwarf"

[digital slate]

IM NOT SMALL

[royal mantle]

👋 oi

[misty egret]

Yes you are tho

[sudden ledge]

always love me some A R S O N

[misty egret]

Hello

[hollow breach]

Nah you ain't, my ex was 4'11/5'

[digital slate]

you’re just freakishly big that doesn’t make me small

[hollow breach]

She's small, whenever I see her I'm like "Have you gotten smaller?"

[misty egret]

Yes it does

[digital slate]

about the same height as my mother

[misty egret]

My aunt is a litteral dwarf actually.

[turbid apex]

Ouch. If Leavil is already freakish, what am I

[misty egret]

Imagine the jokes on her

[digital slate]

she has shared shoes with my brother since he was 9 lmao

[sudden ledge]

damn and i thought i was tiny

[digital slate]

although they’re getting too big for her now

[misty egret]

3cm is not that big

[digital slate]

there is a poor man out there somewhere who has just read that, and is now in tears

[misty egret]

One can hope

Realisme has to set in for everyone at some point

[digital slate]

i’m trying to hype myself up to leave the house

[misty egret]

I can just throw u

[digital slate]

it’s -1 wtf

[digital slate]

i’ll end up in england

[misty egret]

Is that celcius

[digital slate]

yeeeh

[misty egret]

Aru fkn dutch mate

[digital slate]

nah i’m british

[sudden ledge]

what if i burn your house is that motivation?

[turbid apex]

Bri ish intresting

[digital slate]

honestly i’d stay for warmth

[hollow breach]

This man is 47 and is climbing 5.11 - 5.12, jesus christ.

[misty egret]

O so it is only a channel to swim

[digital slate]

with these gas prices

[sudden ledge]

[digital slate]

where you at

[hollow breach]

It's 3 celsius here, and I'm in Canada

[digital slate]

don’t tell me you’re like french or something

[misty egret]

Rotterdam

[hollow breach]

Weather is whack

[digital slate]

tf is rotterdam

[turbid apex]

She is dutch obviously

[sudden ledge]

it rained for like 12 hours yesterday

[misty egret]

Ur mums favourite place to window shop

[sudden ledge]

im surprised we didn’t drown

[digital slate]

how was that

did I say it right

[misty egret]

Lmao great

Mijn

[turbid apex]

Rotterdam is the biggest sea port in europe I think. Pretty important

[misty egret]

Mein is german

[digital slate]

used to work with a dutch fella

taught me some words

[misty egret]

How did that not get modded thooooo lmao

[digital slate]

shhhhhhhh

nothing happened

[sudden ledge]

won’t get modded if no one around to mod it

[misty egret]

@turbid apex got the biggest on the western hemisphere😏

[digital slate]

well look at you

[misty egret]

Used to be the biggest in the world. But u know china overcompensating

[turbid apex]

I have only Hamburg close by to even try challenging Rotterdam

[misty egret]

Not a challange

[digital slate]

I can’t even try

[turbid apex]

Yeah thought so

[digital slate]

I think it’s time

chats gonna be dead by the time I return I bet

[misty egret]

Lmao thinkin ur the life of the party

[digital slate]

this is the longest i’ve ever seen general lively for

[misty egret]

Im in here. Coincidance? I think not

[sudden ledge]

i will keep it alive with A R S O N

[digital slate]

isn’t it bed time grandpa

[sudden ledge]

[misty egret]

Yes well burn it down

[digital slate]

it’s late for you no?

[misty egret]

Lmao hes old too?💖

[sudden ledge]

its 3am for me here

[misty egret]

We can talk about the good old days

[sudden ledge]

put my alarm am instead pm

[digital slate]

how did the dinosaurs sound

[sudden ledge]

and now im just here not knowin what to do

[misty egret]

Dramatic in the end

[digital slate]

think i’d actually cry

[turbid apex]

Back in 1992. The days where I wouldn't be born for another 5 years. Good times

[misty egret]

Rip

Even thou judas

[sudden ledge]

who said i haven’t?

[digital slate]

I don’t even want to mention my year of birth

don’t want to make you guys feel even older

[hollow breach]

Okay boomer

[digital slate]

nothing can make you cry if you’re already crying, little life hack for ya

[hollow breach]

You know what's the worse? Being called a boomer by younger people when I'm just 26

[turbid apex]

@misty egret no that wasn't a backstab. I am sorry if you thought so.

[digital slate]

booooomer

[sudden ledge]

young people assume anything above 23 is old

[misty egret]

Damn if hes a boomer then tf am i

[digital slate]

i’m a wee baby, i’m 21

[misty egret]

Fossil?

[digital slate]

should be buried by now

[misty egret]

Lmaoooo

[sudden ledge]

not even fossil your oil

[hollow breach]

Not necessarily wrong either, when I was a kid I thought 20 years old were old

[digital slate]

nearly 22, it’s going a bit too quick since I hit 18

[misty egret]

Sexy. That means u wanna set me on fire right😏

[sudden ledge]

i set everything and everyone on fire

i call myself flame for a reason

[digital slate]

right i’m gonna stop putting it off and i’m gonna brave it

[misty egret]

Here i thought i was special because ill burn longer

[hollow breach]

I went on Tinder a couple weeks ago, only to get recommended 18 years old. It's 8 years difference. I've got 8 years difference with a 18 years old.

[digital slate]

if i’m not back in like half an hour i’ve probably frozen to death

[hollow breach]

I refuse to believe it's been 8 years since I've been 18

[misty egret]

Yes brave that barely freezing temp wimpersnapper

[sudden ledge]

or tripped and broke all your bones

[turbid apex]

@digital slate bravery is a very Gryffindor thing

[digital slate]

see you when I return for those of you who will still be here

[digital slate]

i’m hiding from the ticket warden, which is a very slytherin thing

[misty egret]

Its been 12 years since i was 18

[turbid apex]

@digital slate nice

[digital slate]

right i’m gone

peace out suckers 😎

[misty egret]

Just
Go
Already

[sudden ledge]

so to kids your a dinosaur

[sudden ledge]

they stalling fr

[misty egret]

Right

We cant be quiet now tho

[sudden ledge]

indeed

[misty egret]

Over my dead body will she be right

[sudden ledge]

agreed

i will dance to keep it alive if i have to

[turbid apex]

We have to prove that chloe wasn't the one keeping it alive

[misty egret]

How old are you flameboi

Flames do dance

[sudden ledge]

i do not reveal such things

[mild prism]

[sudden ledge]

[misty egret]

So.. basicly not even oil

[sudden ledge]

indeed

[misty egret]

Dnag that is old

Were u here for ww2

[turbid apex]

Umm

[sudden ledge]

uuuh

[turbid apex]

I think thats the wrong direction

[sudden ledge]

distraction dance

[misty egret]

Nah not even oil was intended as much older then oil

[hollow breach]

is that what the kids call flossing?

[turbid apex]

We could instead talk about rainbows, butterflies and unicorns

[sudden ledge]

[misty egret]

Ew

[sudden ledge]

or maybe this is flossing?

[misty egret]

Flossing is something u do after brushings youngins

[hollow breach]

I was flossing the other day and I think I legitimately ripped a piece of my gum

Bled for a good 5 minutes

[misty egret]

Or u know. Gum disease

[hollow breach]

Fun stuff 👉 👉

[sudden ledge]

my gums bleed almost every time i brush

[hollow breach]

Nah went to the dentist recently

She told me to floss more often

[sudden ledge]

im too rough with a toothbrush

[digital slate]

i’m gonna win

[hollow breach]

So I am

[misty egret]

U lost

[sudden ledge]

chat is still alive you did not win

[digital slate]

i’m not back

[sudden ledge]

then go

[hollow breach]

What are you then? front?

[misty egret]

O ok ghost dwarf

[digital slate]

ive just left but i’m on foot so just thought i’d peek in

[hollow breach]

I'll just buy a water floss, even better

[sudden ledge]

thats a thing :O?

[cobalt surge]

Welp I feel like dentists tell everybody to floss more and yet we all think flossing right before the dentist visit is going to erase the last 4 months of neglect 😂

[misty egret]

So you couldnt be without us. But we could be without you @digital slate

[hollow breach]

Yah, when you go to the dentist they have that water jet thingy?

You can buy that

[sudden ledge]

omg that is too much power in my hands

[hollow breach]

Probably not the same quality, but you can get something for 50$ that'll do the same thing

[misty egret]

Its better then flossing

Lmao

[digital slate]

moons bright, at least i’ll see if i’m about to get mugged

[hollow breach]

You're in the UK, of course you are

[misty egret]

You will

[hollow breach]

Helpful for places you can't necessarily floss or behind your teeth

[digital slate]

gotta walk through the dodgiest part of town and the street lights are off

[sudden ledge]

report them if they don’t have a stabbing license

[misty egret]

I mean u coulda gone during the day. But theyll look right over you dw

[digital slate]

right i’m gonna go because my phone is stopping my eyes adjusting and I just nearly walked into a wall

[turbid apex]

I sadly have to leave you for bed now its 1:20 for me. Good Night. And give the dwarf a hug from me if its back. I would do it myself but backpain isn't worth it.

[sudden ledge]

can’t stab you without a stabbing license

[sudden ledge]

its 3:20 for me

[misty egret]

Gn 💖

[sudden ledge]

i will only go when chloe comes back

i refuse to let her be right

[misty egret]

Indeed

Its the same time foR me

[sudden ledge]

[digital slate]

better get comfy

car is frozen over

[misty egret]

Lmao u dont even leaveeee

[sudden ledge]

son of a-

[digital slate]

I have my car is like 5 mins away from my house

then I have a 20 min ish walk back

[sudden ledge]

why

[misty egret]

How

[digital slate]

no parking spots near my house

[misty egret]

Ok but the math aint mathing

[digital slate]

hiding it a bit further away so the ticket warden doesn’t get me again

they’ll get me first thing tomorrow otherwise

[sudden ledge]

wait how is it 5 minutes to the car but 20 minutes back??

[misty egret]

Right

[digital slate]

I don’t have any de-icer

[misty egret]

How far are you moving this car

[digital slate]

bank card it is

i’m so patched out I hate this part of town

[misty egret]

Marry rich

[digital slate]

no bank card

could cry

[sudden ledge]

your in the uk what part DON’T you hate?

[digital slate]

true true

[misty egret]

Wait

[digital slate]

i’m using a sauce packet from maccies

[misty egret]

When did we switch from hl general to general general

[sudden ledge]

i don’t if i was even in hl general

[hollow breach]

A while ago

Because otherwise you get warned for talking general general

Aight I'm done with my climbing video, time to write some code

[sudden ledge]

my eyes are getting heavy

[misty egret]

Oh

[hollow breach]

oh no ive got the hiccups

[misty egret]

Rip

[hollow breach]

I've fixed the hiccups

[misty egret]

Dont choke 2 hard

O i was ready to ejoy ur pain

[sudden ledge]

damn that was quick

[hollow breach]

Nah sorry, took a swig of water just before the hiccup and that fixed it

[misty egret]

@sudden ledge wake up she cant win

[sudden ledge]

i will not yield to sleep

[hollow breach]

Alright, Terraform time

cracks knuckles

[digital slate]

i’m still scrapping

cnant feel fingies

[sudden ledge]

did you not wear gloves when goin out??

[misty egret]

Can u even reach tho

[digital slate]

nails too long

[sudden ledge]

[hollow breach]

Typical UK girl

[misty egret]

U mean claws right

[sudden ledge]

woman☕️

[digital slate]

they’re pointed so yeah

[misty egret]

Oi

U ever seen a flame die

[sudden ledge]

i’ve seen flames become donuts

[turbid apex]

@sudden ledge you are outnumbered. Dangerous territory my dear

[hollow breach]

We like women, don't shame women

[sudden ledge]

i’ve seen worse

[wind cairn]

Flamey is never alone we always got his back

[misty egret]

No. You havnt

[hollow breach]

Oh no I'm not supporting them in their "Women" comment

[sudden ledge]

[hollow breach]

He's alone in this

[sudden ledge]

it was a joke

sure a bad one but still a joke

[hollow breach]

I know, I'm just letting you hang

[sudden ledge]

[hollow breach]

My possibly genderfluid ass ain't getting involved in this

[misty egret]

Already admitting defeat. Here i thought youd seen worse

[sudden ledge]

where did i admit defeat?

[misty egret]

Possibly genderfluid. How does that work

[sudden ledge]

meaning not a 100% sure

i’m guessin

[hollow breach]

I don't seem to care too much about people calling me she, but also I don't know if it's something I'm 100% sure of yet

And my sexuality is pretty fluid too

I'm just flowin

Seeing if it's for me or nah, if not, meh, if yes, cool

[misty egret]

Idm being called he. No ones ever done it since i was a wee lad but

But im still sure im a she

So if that helps lmk

[sudden ledge]

so in the stone ages?

[hollow breach]

I mean, I'm a guy in terms of sex

But also I'd look god damn hot with makeup and my nails done

[misty egret]

Ayyy papi love it when you downgrade me

[turbid apex]

I would burn someone with just my eyes for calling me he.

[sudden ledge]

i can help

[hollow breach]

Anyhow

I just let shizzle flow and figure things out as they come

Anyone wants to listen to my favorite artist with me while I work?

[misty egret]

Or. You can just not label or care

[turbid apex]

I am so sure of being a she, that I doubled down on it.

[sudden ledge]

tis what i do

[hollow breach]

Yeah, but if the label helps me find out who I am even more, even better

[sudden ledge]

i’m with bein called anythin and everythin

[misty egret]

I mean comes with being a tall woman i guess

[digital slate]

im furious

[hollow breach]

Hello furious

[misty egret]

That you lost

[hollow breach]

I'm Dad

[digital slate]

roads closed off I can’t actually move my car

[sudden ledge]

don’t do it

[digital slate]

im driving back i’ll just have to get a ticket tomorrow lmao

[hollow breach]

F

[misty egret]

Or u know

Pay 2 park

[hollow breach]

Okay stop bothering me people, I'm trying to work, smh

[misty egret]

Lol chloe 2.0

[sudden ledge]

your the one stalling your work not us

[hollow breach]

I know, believe me

Trying to get settled

[sudden ledge]

[misty egret]

What is that

[sudden ledge]

what is what?

[misty egret]

Its so small... is it chloe

[digital slate]

I can’t im broke lmao

literally 1p in my bank rn

[hollow breach]

Hello broke lmao, I'm Dad

[sudden ledge]

no its menhera

[digital slate]

im so mad that i’ve just frozen myself for no reason

[misty egret]

Ohh shes layinggg

[digital slate]

i’ll actually join you when I get in

[hollow breach]

If anyone wants to join me in listening to my favorite band while I work

[hollow breach]

sounds good

[digital slate]

is it happy music because im allergic

[hollow breach]

It's good music

It's music that makes you go "this is good"

[misty egret]

Lmao you are so funny

[digital slate]

okay im inside

[hollow breach]

Hello inside

[digital slate]

I was wrong well done

[hollow breach]

Idk who that was meant towards but I'll take it towards me, thank you

[misty egret]

Thats what he said. And then she said... i dont feel anything

No no definitly not you rd

[hollow breach]

bet

Thank you regardless

[digital slate]

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[misty egret]

See her. That.. those are jokes

[sudden ledge]

a very tiny hotdog

[hollow breach]

I don't make jokes, sorry

[misty egret]

Your mom does

[hollow breach]

Bold of you to make your mom jokes

[misty egret]

Thanks

[sudden ledge]

[misty egret]

Bet those are burnttt

[sudden ledge]

[hollow breach]

I bet

[digital slate]

my fingers ain’t back yet

[misty egret]

You need to do more. I cant quip against i bet

[digital slate]

gimme a min and i’ll be here

[hollow breach]

Too lazy sorry

[sudden ledge]

i can almost go to sleep

[misty egret]

Lmao and then the chat dies

[digital slate]

you may sleep, i’ve already been proven wrong

[misty egret]

True

[sudden ledge]

[digital slate]

yeah ‘guys i’m back’ ‘thank god we can sleep’

everyone bar me goes to bed

[misty egret]

Poor you

[sudden ledge]

it’s 3am and i need to be awake at 6 so ye not a choice

[hollow breach]

Not very cash money of you

[digital slate]

tf go to bed

[misty egret]

Hes burnt out

[digital slate]

I gotta get up super early to move my car again 👹😭

[misty egret]

So go to bed yaself

[sudden ledge]

i woke up at 2 thanks to settin my alarm wrong

[digital slate]

never, got at least 4 more hours in me

[hollow breach]

I love this band, god damn I love them

[sudden ledge]

before i go

i’ve always wanted to send this

[wind cairn]

🤨

[sudden ledge]

[hollow breach]

I'm hungry

I should eat something

[sudden ledge]

hi hungry i’m dad

[hollow breach]

"Hi hungry I'm Dad"

[digital slate]

im eating rn

[hollow breach]

God damn chat timer

[wind cairn]

some hot pizza would be good rn

[sudden ledge]

anyway oyasumi everyone

[misty egret]

Non of you ever goes when they say

[hollow breach]

Bless you

[sudden ledge]

[wind cairn]

see ya bro

[misty egret]

Oyasuminasaii

[hollow breach]

Bless you

[digital slate]

just sat there sweating waiting to send your joke before anyone beats you to it I feel you

[hollow breach]

yah

Get your butt here Chloe

[wind cairn]

no one is safe from dad jokes

[digital slate]

you what

[digital slate]

I will genuine lemme finish this snack and get comfy

[hollow breach]

smh

[digital slate]

everyone else gotta join too

[misty egret]

I dont have a dad

Im safe qf

[hollow breach]

Everyone else is going to bed

I'm working, and about to bring doggo out for a walk

[digital slate]

same, he went out to talk to a man about milk

[digital slate]

what’s ya doggo called

[hollow breach]

Milo

[misty egret]

Ill join but If this music is 🙊 dont ever talk to me again

[digital slate]

love that

[hollow breach]

He's got one eye

[hollow breach]

Nah it's good

[digital slate]

dw i’ll save the day with mine

[hollow breach]

Everyone so far has loved my playlist