#💬┃general-chat
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They aren't intelligent enough to know what a trap is
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They got into his head cuz of a bad review in top gear
To be fair, I did not play the game enough
If I see toxicity, I tend to bounce back to my rainbow
Out of respect I will not post some of them because then you'd have to remove them etc. some are a bit extra 
Rainbow?..
Yess
Poe?
Rainbows are happy
thats how @main storm gets cooked]
Tried valda for the 1st time
colorful
Oh
I like her
Not Poe
Good good
Bruh anyone with a platform speaking negative about him gets under his skin 😭
I already started the police patrol movement
I know I got a timeout earlier 
bro finished the enemy before jeff could swallow
@final anvil awaken
wachu expecting poe to do 
i need someone to fight
ah hell thats a fight i wouldnt take poe is to adorable to fight
This one you'd like too if you liked the last one and it's just the video that I can't post
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I'm too hungry for this
graphic settgs
I think she's at work 
stop it
Bro doesn't stand a chance against me
ew
Seems personal
W choice
like wild bro
Seems sketchy
You can get the complete seriee of breaking bad on Xbox for 15 dollars.....
because you agree….
For one day only
Really?
Do i purchase?

hey since im knew i dont know much about ranked, what is immortal war? and how does that differ from bronze - silver - gold to plat?
Ranked but for sweats
And you only get people so no bots
@versed pond ah hell ye i got the skin for hitting gold+ last season 
You turn into sunwing and moonbane and fight to the death in a Hasirama vs Madara fashion
yea but im bout to go get sth to eat rq
perfect
yeye no worries was just gonna add ya
the games very easy so far so i look forward to it
sent you a request
Match making can take awhile though that’s the only downside
must be nice
gotcha
i know
But ranked in general gets harder after plat
soon
i play high elo league so im used to 10 min queue
im already at gold
Ye from my experience it’s mostly bots til plat and then from then up you run into more players
must be nice having all that experience
Bc most people are already plat etc
not me
I haven’t even played this season but I’m still solar in duos
Will try later

Thanks
Lowkey i would do that
Just ban ppl
Funny
Fun
No don't
Please
at all
cuz
i will kill us
cheese?
BRO KNOWS
Guess who has to leave work early even tho they were forced to attend today
This guyyyyy
you are my problem
MUST BE NICE
Fuckers making work at 5:30am only to get off at 9:30am
Someone is stalling my game
Oh
wdym?
I’ll make you a grilled cheese
THEY OVERBOOKED PEOPLE

Bros just sittin there and the timer is NOT going down
always
Eat the competition
Might disconnect or surrender
Baby should still be asleep
this is not a game where u want 60 fps
Prophet actually
As soon as you sent that he timed out
U doing the event?
ngl
meow
If not, costco run
they should've made it ALL BLACK
That's what some guys do

I ordered Chili's
Chilis so bomb for how cheap the food is

Never sit down, only togo
I just wana see how it looks for like one game or so then just get back to 144hz
This company really thinks they gonna get me to come in next weekend
that's cute
Face reveal
any tips for new players?
it’s hard not to whale for this game ><
Uninstall
D:
I hate you
You're welcome
Naturally play to get used to the fluidity, avoid solos, and play trios with someone easy to learn like tessa
Resist the urges. be strong, soldier.
Fluid what now
I already caved… for ziping :3
Trio qs the best?
Getting used to how clonky the movement like climbing over windows is kike
Me
Ok but how badly did you cave 
its not bad
Yikes
That's more like it
Almost been a year
In terms of looks?
yes
i think spent already $40?
its been 3 days
If it was for the star skin then Ggs it’s too late
SINCE THE DAWN OF NARAKA
Oh that’s not bad at all 
Wake me up when it's time for the other thing 
how much have u guys caved in?
You learn what other heros do, plus in solos you won't learn much if someone just 100-0 combos you while you smash buttons without learning wakeup tech and other stuff
I'll send my carrier pigeon
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
over the span of how long?
that'll do sir thank you 
Just over a year 
holy og...
There's others like me here
I will see , after gym tho
Probably closer to 2k ngl
but i only wanna play ziping and zai ><
the skins...
Completely fair
Is
Based
Realistic pennies
Ziping easy to learn, stick with her until you feel more comfy

???
Second ability, 2nd ultimate
????
I'm confused too
Same
@main storm this game is too easy sometimes

is it not the "F" and "Y" button?
You just have to play like a few cards and they surrender
F is ability because thats the button for that skill on pc
V for ultimate on pc

3 hours
i use V for vc
So that's why you hear f1/f2
I understand bestie
the vc system is so confusing for naraka
i play sc
Love Jesus
gotcha gotcha
For ziping
those ships cost money
Bro is the doing the event
F2 prevents you from getting staggered, which is great when your new
V2 helps you not die
Maybe 300-400 for me over 3 yrs, some of that was donated to specifically buy stuff in game tho xD
Is the doing the event, also yes
Bro spends money on ships just for me to blow them up 
The more you talk, the more you level up
Noobie role is the first level
senpai guide me to victory
😔
Ok I drive home now
drive home for your noobie
Buys me knifes in game just for me to use them on you 
There's dojo days every week, ask around. Those help new players learn mechanics and gameplay. If your really interested, I reccomend attending one of those
Ask bin
dojo days?
@leaden coral
like mentoring days?
@gritty kelp
Yes
Yep
im back
Too late
im mid ranked wait a sec
drive faster 
Nope
Sign ups are posted to this channel
Haven't even left the parking lot
They’ll set you up with a coach for your level
ranked?
You have some good info pinned in #🔱┃weapons-combat and #🙎┃character-guides and also plenty of good yt guides out there. I also offer free coaching in #🏋┃dojo-coaching but taking a bit of a break from that for the time being
i am happy to answert any questions tho, and those channels are also good places to ask
wahh so much resource 0_0
tyty
We genuinely like new players
But the skill ceiling is insane so it's off-putting at times
sakura
So we help when we can
pre surprising xD
okie
Try not to overwhelm yourself, just have fun and learn at your own pace. There is a lot to learn over time
3 years?
Too much 
It's a fun game where sometimes it's run of the mill, and other times there's just moments that make you feel great
veteran :3
Clans, but rewards for playing with people in the same clan
Friend groups
They are like guilds you can get some rewards for playing with members of your chamber
is there a limit to a guild?
Yeah that's easy gems right there
Ye
yeah i just wanted to play a game of ranked lmao but i aint playing more marvel

Very easy
bro's cracked
im not playing ranked tho
dont wanna drop your rank
i aint playing more marvel today so
i just wanted to add ya and play 1 game of ranked
aiit
got plans to play PubG
play next time
ye for sure
is pubg ue5 yet?
feels good to be back tho ez 3-2 game

W STARLORD
iconic gif
Feel free to let me know if you got any questions, and if you ask me on stream i can demonstrate too 

must be nice
thank you c:
meh bronze III was ez compared to last seasons gold III-Plat I
This makes me think of my lil hamster, Poe
I don’t know why
I like it 
problem is brain dead teammates
they always throw game when im bout to rank up
brotha i did all that without heals imagine if i had heals that game 
problem is im the heals lol
its all about game knowledge and i know where all the map heals are 
my rank is Bronze III aint nun to worry about

ill carry you to Plat in marvel for 1 date day with jaan 

oh fr?
ye rank reset to 0 so its all good
nuh uh
lets ank up then
i didnt ask you i asked your wife
your boss 
I have an account specifically to grind ranked with kumi

My main is too high even after reset to play with her
Still can’t get over the name
@versed pond actually i dont feel like pubg im coming back sec
getting something to drink

so you and kumi can come join me and loki then

ask the boss
I thought Jaan was the boss
is cute
i'm not a witch
i wont melt
nah u da devil ill throw holy water at you you little plank goblin 

oh nah this is cool 
i'll play if lexie plays
perfect full squad
Loki Me Lexie Kumi Jaan
perfeccccct
@eager trailget yo ass on marvel rivals we playing With Loki Kumi and Jaan

@eager trail@amber basalt@spark bison @versed pond get yo asses in this vc right Meow

@eager trailwachu called in Marvel?
She showed me Vana's music 
nah all good we play casual if yall want
ah ye true
come yall
I agree
I'm LilMochi 1362734281
What server are we going on? Frank?
my name isnt frank 
im comingg
It's fine. I'll do the high ping since y'all are EU
its 4/4 
You're not Frank Castle?
1362734281
no no 
Stand your ground
Tell em to move to NA
@gritty kelp

get in here ffs stop declining my inv 
game crasahed
restarting
also joiin vc i fixed it its 5 now
im in

@main storm join
@dark leaf
sams bronze
?
shioon is in the middle of a PC surgery
Yeah i dont dare play anything until i've sorted my bios
Hope y’all are having a better day than I am, I just got teabagged by a bot
might blow up
No Avengers

hopefully you with it
NAAAAAH
Guy like me would have ulted RIGHT THERE
💀
Still slapped tf outta it
Just one then delete it just to redownload the next day
bronze 34
My bios needs work too
@main storm are you joining us?
Help me master
Ain't he in the vc
Why you want to suffer
yh sure
That pfp really matches ur energy
Yeah you're right. Back to Cap I go
Rivals depressing me today
you lock from 2m
what we say
Same but on Captain America
Ikr
My screen doesn't need any more cracks
Habit
Buttercup my goat
@main storm 
Which one?
The second one

folabi?
Yes
Couldn't think of a name
Sam of Black
Sam of black lmaoooo
Sam of black lol
Add me
On your console acc?
You got me on both I guess
If I win my next game we can queue together
I was gold 2 this morning had brain dead teammates went all the way down to silver 2 now slowly climbing up
Ohhhh yes
Or close to Gold3 idk
I'm watching them play until you get there
Hopefully I win the next one
The game will NOT let me spectate Lexie
Just win
Spectate folabi of the black
Zope killed 6
Sam's uhhhh Samming
Zope's spawn camping their Jeff
Playing the drums
what baack lil bro?
just like me
if i see shark shark dies 
😂
Shark got shot in his cute little mug
bro's tweaking
Ws
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16-9-18-1-20-5 bet
1
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1
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What the
Of course you'd assume that means you won
Bro it says won
lmaooooo eggplants
I lost lol, and got SVP
xd
Whelp
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It happens to the best of us
It’s always the one brain dead DPS who never switch
I got 2x of his dmg and kills as tank
@main storm SAM OF BLACK TISTINA IS FINALLY DONE
Theres just one card im missing but its really just to fill out the extra deck
Yo I hope yall are having a beautiful day
Damn you
oof
finally
Rude
Sometimes
What did Mommy Mel ever do to you?
Youd like colorful sekai
It plays like fnf and it's on mobile rn
hmm
Depends on your console otherwise
@main storm i'll cook you fr
No phone?
any old but gold??
heard the divas are fire
They are
i downloaded
@mellow kite rip
Which one?
Tell him
Come share my pain in rivals
Future tones fun, one of them let you decorate your vocaloids room
Can't remembwr which tho
what
Marvel rivals?
30 more minutes 
the hell is a vocaloid
Miku is a vocaloid
Miku
The other little singers are vocaloids
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yes
It's like ai voice
Tsssss thsts not gonna work for me
Marvel Rivals is not my Jelly or Jam
Or preservative
ik that
hop in vc
but didnt know vocaloid
Kk teehee
@dark leaf
What?
Very pause
time to finish shield hero 
why'd you leave?
Join

Me but GM

Hey Naes
chub chub

hi fren

Heloooo
Happy sweet birthday ❤️
Hello
thanke
How are you
Happy birthday
happy to birthday
happy birthdayyyy


did you rest well?

happy..
Birthday
To Youu
Happy birth..day...
TO
YOUYYY
Happy...
...
BIRTHFAYYYYYYYYY
happy birthday from your neighbor mathematician 
@frozen trench
15% improvement over 4080 (non super)
🎈 🎂
"extremely limited" supply at launch
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
No way I'd wait 3 months

@latent dirge happy birthday ncfriend, I wish many big Macs with fries for u 
Much love frfr
Aka, worse then the 4090 
@latent dirge happy birthday 
nah
machine broke
MY GOAT NAES

Ws
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16-9-18-1-20-5 bet
1
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Rude
I’m all right. Had a pretty good day. How about you? 
Mine was good to thanks for asking luh Mochi
Good ☺️
Happy Birthday

Your days are always good, because you’re just that precious
Thanks

jaan the compliment thief strikes again
a bit not too well 
Should I knock you out?
He emerges from the shadow
literally
i swear he has a sense for someone being complimented
@magic coral Thoughts on sky striker?



I’m taking all your cheese 
i dont have nicknames for most people
an act befitting of a rat
Words said by a cheeseless man
LOL🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

apparently theres a couple bard characters in pgr
SPEAK


one play cello, one uses a flute

dang thats cold
@frozen trench Tweaked a bit more
just smile and nod
Finally my wife was on my side for once 


Hey I’m always on your side 
waow. sounds like marital problems
Whar
im sorry to hear that! i hope next time you eepy its well!

that's not what i would do i have no smile and two i am heartless pesron
So um

have you ever sat and listend to the sound of somebody dying and then just going to the next room and nomming lunch?
Tell me about it 
that's crazy
chat morbid as all hell today
edited
on a friday too
BECAUSE I HAVE
crazy
It’s jaans fault 
Don’t blame him
don’t talk to her like that
Happy birthday

You rude little gremlin
Shut up
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grumpy old man

Jaan did it 
It’s been an exhausting afternoon
Ofc he did 

my backstory isnt actually sinister btw i just worked as emergency operator for onstar

i felt that. i’m here for a break.
that was cold
A break from what?
Haven’t found anymore hair follicles, have you? 
Keep yourself
i can get colder but this is a 
working. my coworkers are pissing me off .
Apologies just some friendly concern for your baldness 
Good completely deserved
Nah back off
also @keen pasture we havent played anything in a hot minute and its not okay you frikkin chaos gnome
I need to check out some games later

yea thats got suck bad
fix your pc before approaching a mathematician of my status
It’s fixed

I just need to mess with the bios
it does, i was like let me just be on my phone for a bit
so it’s not fixed.
see how he’s a liar
how many mathematician consultations do I get? Ive fixed like a hundred PCs
I mean it’s not broken
i agree with you on that one
not including my own which is the ship of theseus at this point
Monday would probably be the most likely day I can play as it’s MLK day 
hmmmm… how good are you in math?
Mr.devil, do you play TCG?
it ain’t working
ahh, no consultations for you. apologies
i mean, my overall rank is 95th percentile lol
get back on it. you’ve been dismissed from my math class!
go to the principals office
and i would have gotten more except i was lazy and didnt actually finish the math section
I wasn’t there to begin with
me

no i do not Play TCG And i am in alot of dayz factions trying to keep them in check so its really stressful
you must be the best in mathematics. a mathematician of my status can not compute 95th place.
ill have you know im a great teacher
@eager trail
nono 95th percentile means better than 95% of people
i’m no principal. i am a mathematician
which also means i rank higher than 76% of people in math and i didnt even finish the match section lol
see that’s not enough. for i am 100% a mathematician. you need 100%. come back later.
thats not what i mean
anybody can be 100% a mathematician
if you just believe it in your heart
wrong
the distinction is being a good mathematician
....yikes

Bro flew in from Delusion City
That means you old old then
this joke is bad .
you probably think einstein was bad at math dont you


kumiko, we went over this. math is forever and so i am immortal.
You changed your name again?

who are u ive never met u
Your greys are coming in again
That’s a lie
how are you todayy
impossible 
I’m goods you? 
I’ve counted 8 so far
Nice to meet you Newkie!
its the evil forkman again :(
i should say i run those factions in the dayz server and i am the owner of the servers and i got other people helping me keep that server up and yet they have me fix those server and keep them up to date so they run smoothly and so that i am the one who can fix the bugs in the servers i keep tell them to tell the co founder i chossen to deal with those problems so it can take most of the load off my shoulders
Oh there’s the 9th
ovo hihi nice to meet you


Heck yeah you is

i am blonde, you’re mistaken. your eye sight is going. is your eyesight leaving dear? 
why teh freak are bots in ranked man ]
Okay aftoman
Afroman
just had 2 bot parties gank a really long and tough fightg and ended up losing bc of bots
unreal
so queue doesn't take 20 hrs ovo
bestie in peak times i get like 10-30 sec queues but if i check naraka+ its always max 10 human parties
hii Evie ovo! nice to meet you long time no see
I can tell the difference between grey and blonde ma’am but if that makes you feel better we can say that 
i would rather have queued fo 2-3 minutes and had a real match
@waxen tulip Fixed your 1% lows yet?

at least make them not gank real fights
insane how they keep updating the bot ai to be more human-like (but still reading ur inputs like crazy)
its been worse since last season, im not sure wa they changed but bots will keep spawning on the fight thats happening
no no no impossible
YEAH RIGHT??

if u dont end the fights quick bots will just spawn and let the other team escape
we were in 1 ult rotation deep into a fight and then 2 bot parties just said HEWWO

ended up chasing us so we couldnt reset
and then they were full and just nearly dumpstered us again
managed to almost comeback but then a bot literally slap interrupted my grapple combo
No
Haven't bothered to check tbh
have anyone ever had to deal with keep a server up and make sure those bugs where fix anyway as possble as you could

Hi Seekie
now bots are just game griefing xDD
hihi ovo
wa is that chart
and they're eve really late into matches
sometimes itll be smallish zone and maybe 7 ppl alive
and then a party of bots 3rd parties
like
bro
fps
xD ye right, soemtimes im like why did u even spawn here


rn I'm in mod compatibility hell
I can maybe try later
u keep track of server ppl fps XD?
of course you are.
hello fellow mathematician


hello einstein's teacher
gratsss 
sadly i got the hengsword
:(
finalllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Okay, chat here’s some tea. my coworker drunk as all hell right now on the clock. she came up to me REEEEEEKKKKKKING. i’m looking at her like please get away . get back 🤺
i tell you is actully really sucks trust me never do it you don't want to end up in the same spot i am in
time to main ferria now
finally, someone with mathematically respect
thats literally what i was trained for lol
like fullon servers not just game or discord
things that run the internet
so every 100 seems like its a red
i self learned it was never trained
that is the guarantee yes. not sure if it works for basic treasure or just seasonal
its not on the other normie chests which is garbo
Your only guaranteed one red from the permanent treasures but for this one it has dupe protection so if you get lucky it’ll be a diff extreme
Hi
omg or when you hotdrop and you see like 4 real human teams
and you grab a bounty
and it spawns bots for you
like
...
why
they should at least make them not be in matches above like emp or solar or smth
so that super low elo (new) players / rank decayed players dont have to wait 10 years for SBMM

but any1 that actually actively plays doesn't have to suffer w this sht
that heartless and cold

thats something at least

but it hurts ><
There is no gain if there is no pain
Unfortunately, that is unrealistic
nah i love getting dumpstered by jcup teams or just good teams in general
bots though
annoying
adds nothing to the gameplay












