#💬┃general-chat
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I just play with sora
You mean 3 am
GMT +2
Midnight is 12 am
Yea I never get the AM, PM etc stuff
In Germany we only learn the 24hr time format
Thats fair
This lady is holding me and two minimum wage workers hostage
My teacher always called the US a special needs child for using 12hr format
Which lady
A customer
I work at a store
I truly think the Chest fragments are a horrible add
We closed 11 minutes ago
Ahhh
She wants you to clean afterwards
The privilege some people think they have is crazy
Little does she know the small thing she's ordering is costing the company more than she's giving
Tru- hey you leave the panda out of this
People just have 0 consideration for others time
GASP
Welcome to 2024
Just welcome to life really
Always
People not giving a shit that you as cashier have a personal life
So true
Imma be honest u always pay with card and try to hurry up packing my stuff in
To make it easier for the cashier's
Because they do indeed wanna go home and maybe have other tasks to do then giving me money back or waiting for me to putting my stuff in
Or just manage your time better. And not come in right before the building closes
Well tbh I think like coming 30 min before closing is fine
But like 10 mins is a little bold
I had a person come into my store and order tons of food 5 mins before close. We got out like 1 and half hours after close
In Germany our cashier's close the shops 20 min early (the doors) so people don't come in anymore
That is fucking Bild
Bold*
So Truuuue
Especially considering you don't earn much as an cashier
Even it's such an needed job
Without cashier's no shopping, no shopping no food
No shopping, no money for the corporations.
= shop closed
But they clearly understand that. Thats why places like walmart are investing in tons of self checkouts
I think jobs like cashier's people who take care of old people etc should he paid so much more
You'd think
And yet people prefer normal check-outs
Yeah
Our shops tried using self checkouts but almost no one used them
Out of protest because a lot of people would lose their jobs
My Walmart doesnt have any cashiers so everyone is forced to use Self check out lanes
I wish honestly
Unthinkable here
Self checkouts are also loaded behind law walls etc here
It's super hard to get the allowance to place and self checkout in Germany
Yes
?
I'm not German but I live here since I've been 6
Oh....dang it.
Also the gov makes self checkouts extremely unattractive here because they need to be checked every month and that's extremely costly
Why doe
Go ahead
I need certain nationalities as contacts
I do have a German citizenship
Its a secret for now tho
I have 3 citizenships in total actually
3?
I've been born in China
And i couldnt get citizenship in 1 state are you kidding
Raised from 4 to 6 in Russia what gave me an free citizenship in Russia basically
And since I was a kid in Germany I got it here for free also
Oh i need a Russian too.
I'm actually half Russian with an Russian ID even
I have a Brazillian. And an Austrian as well as a Swiss man
I do visit my family every year with an trip between Russian an China
Are you Chinese as well?
Are you Asian Russian or European Russian....pleaee tell me that my school didnt lie to me about this
According to law I am Asian but I'm also European at the same time with my German citizenship
Oooooh interesting.
I am 3 in one
Collecting citizenship like pokemon cards
FR DOE
Lmaooo
Funniest thing is how you get gifted the Russian citizenship when oje of your parents is Russian
Really? That is kinda cool.
They even postage me and new ID card every 3 years while I do have an fully working German ID card
Also because of my 2 other citizenships I'm not forced into Russian military service
Because it could result in conflicting decisions as soldier
Thats very interesting
Russia fears that I tell the west about military strats prolly
Lmaooooo
They think youre a spy. Agent Twilight
Lmaooooo
The strong big Russia is cheaping out on a 400$ flight
My family lives near the Chinese border so they ain't really affected by the war anyway
Well thats good
Ikr
Now i need more citizenships
So yea but whatever your plan is I'm the man with the 3 citizenships
Truuuue
I also know how act in all 3 country's according to law and culture
To"
That's why I have to say pardon any typos and stuff I'm literally speaking 4 languages
Damn thats a lot of different culture no?
I mainly life after my mom's culture but I was extremely interested in getting to know the other 2
German culture is literally getting drunk at every festive thing
That is literally
Thats literally the only German holiday i knkw
Actually that's more Bavaria
People in Germany get drunk at every birthday that celebrates a full number
Like
20
30
40
I do not understand the reasoning behind that honestly
Because according to the logic of you only get 20 once, every birthday is extremely special you also just get 21 once
I also know someone with an Austrian citizenship btw
He's like my closest homie
I know one too.
I wanna go to Austria one day
Home of the Glock. Among other things
Austria looks cool but way to many NSFW Shops
Dang theyre like that?
They are
I didnt know Austria went crazy like that
They are like the diff freaky
Lmaooooo
You went into Austria healthy, you leave with an disease in your private area and experiences you never wanted to have
Well we just have a city dedicated to it
Austria has it's whole country dedicated to it
The freaky country
You literally have woman on open street trying to lure you into their adult shops
While waiting to an normal train
For*
Self control leaved Austria
Imma be honest the woman there are ugly ASF
You don't need a iron will
(not all but from what I saw
My gaming chair after an day of naraka in 34° Celsius looks more appealing

TRUE
Damn
Actually no, due to my mom's culture there's just one woman in my life that I have to loyal to forever
Bro this place is fucking haunted
Be"
I looked some up they arent the worst
THere's one section in the store that's always on that weird stuff
FREAKY STUFF?
This server is haunted sometimes for sure 
Predetermined marriage?
What does predetermined mean
Haunted places are never fun. Unless the spirits are nice
Like picked by your families rather than yourself
Things falling, hearing footsteps right next to me but there being nothing there when I go to look
I just heard the footsteps again
Oh like my family decides who I marry ?
Nah I'll search the woman myself
But Its like a one way ticket no return
I'm sorry I got hungry
Pardon
Unless they cheat on me, that's the only exception
Damn that sounds....hard tbh
I'm not forced to do that, but I like the imagination of an partner I can rely on forever more then switching every 2/3 years
For me at least
If my parents picked who I married they'd pick the most uwu mf ever thinking that's my type
Ah yes e girls
Washi has such a weird view on marriage using words like stuck. Bro's never been loved. Actually sad
Colossal might have to hit up Austria
Never
It's fine, I'm actually like pre married idk how you guys call it
Hey W. Congratulations
Thank you

We're planning to marry next year
Congrats
Thats great news
Ayeeee even bettee
We been playing naraka for 2 years
PEAK
Nothing like spending time doing things you like with the people you love
Ikrrr

Lurker 

Sure I'll get you a laptop try if you like playing games

kylin so cute
And our first game together was I'm not kidding dark souls 2
I did the same thing. Except i bought her a PS4 and then a PS5
Kylin Giyu skin when?
We play naraka togetger too
excellent
I was hoping for a Tokito one tbh
Ohhhh I gifted her an PS4 first too
I don't wanted to go all in with an PC
Fair
Girls and their playstations I suppose
A lot of controller's got smashed
I'm saying
rude
Rude how?
Waiting for new naraka events
Relatable
Lmfao
...rude
Blud hear me out
Not rude I fear
Damn
youre unwell
Unewll
I can finish the whole game without glitches in 2 hours
mock this spelling too
With every optional boss
btich
Without getting a single hit
Speed running champ
Btich
Lmaooo
How is it I was gone for just a few days and yet you're a bully now 
You didn't beat the orphan hush 
How am I A BULLY???
Let me tell you the horrors of my Dark Souls 3 no hit run
STOP AHAHAHHAHA
I trained colossal
bully
Silence

@terse horizon why I see your enemy everyday
what did you do

Btich
I played DS3 once......quit it immediately
GET EM
Coudlnt get passed the first boss
What is that I can't see
I finished it without getting hitted once
A whip
Suprise !
Oh
Its racism my Lord
I prepared 4 months for it
no suprise
Ayo
We know.. how many times have you beat Lies of P though? Seriously asking 

I'm his pookie beat
Bear
Jeez pro gamer here

...
Nah I'm bad at naraka tbh
3
Same
Huh 
I'm just asura in solos
LORD DELTA
very bad
im bronze in everything
How
Bronze stuck i might add
Hello 
I'M HOOOOME
Oh fr only twice for me. I need to finish on laptop. 
Welcome home Sire
I think I'm platin in duos my fiance keeps dying on me in duos
Can't carry her
I'm still at work T-T
I feel that pain
Je ?
Respect King Colossal Fiend
Poe va dormir
Im ngl
pas de dodo à soir
We need a Blessy quote 
I spam a lot in games
yessss do so
i only did the third time recently bc i wantd to get al acheivmetns, but then i locked myself out and havent had the heart to play again for them
I got banned in rocket League for 6 years
Lmaoooo howwwwww
ouias, ca^^^
6 yearsssss?
i cant fcking ssee what that is
Because I spammed lovely words that were absolutely not racist
I think they decided to make the expansion into it's own game 
Its rodrikashy
There are no words
I'm also banned in GTA V Online until 2095
Oj noooo
GTA ONLJNEEEEEE?
Huh 
TIL 2095????????
ohrm? the end thing? i thought it was gonna be
- dlc
- lies of p 2
oh my Days
Go home
YEA IDK
Instead of perma ban they banned me till 2095
A-Mei-zing
Mei on the dome?
Imagine
2h left 
Mei from Overwatch
Churchesss?
Dlc expansion whatever depending on size and content it's one of the other. But yes Lies of P 2 is current rumor.
Im so deadddsd
How do you get banned from the house of God?
Based
ask lucifer
Bro mustve done some Austrian level foolery

pp baby
Lucifer was hitting on my last night bruh
Ayo?
In my dreams
its not your month.
Luckier
relax
Nahhhuu
What does THIS MEAN??
Whos luckier
I did go into that room where you tell the priest your sins and literally roasted him like I did roast people in a BO2 lobby after I got killed 2 kills before a nuke
You can take an ounce of mushrooms in one and freak out on a priest that does it
🙄 nothing bruvva
But with what's her name as one of the mains
@eager trail stop sleeping, Poe is here 
I did that 6 times
she don wan me no mo
Yes
oh???? i wanna be pp still
wowowowo why ? 
and she can follow me around
CHE PAS
CHE PAS
CHE PAS
J SUIS UNE BONNE FILLE
J'ESSAYE
ET
Now imagine what I've done to that poor soul in rocket League @mint magnet
Executed him it sounds like.
Banished him to the streets of Austria with no supervision
play as the lady and just enjoy another warped fairytale?
elle avait un nouvel homme maintenant...je SUPPOSE
im gonna sob if i cant be the pp boy
also
happy
Ohh did you play the Alice game on Gamepass pc??
First time I've did that was in like religion classes while we had a trip to church btw
helpm -
alice in madness?
Yes!!
He killed someone?????? On a school trip to churchM
Is bro the Joker?
And I found that so madly funny that i've returned for a solo roast battle against the priest
I told him he's lucky my teacher dragged me out he won't be that lucky next time
Lmaooooo
Bwahaha pauvre Poe, abandonné 
Dude.. absolutely yes it's a great classic..
upscale as much as you can though. I've been playing older games on laptop tbh
It's my proudest one yet
pas drole 😭
Lmao i bet
I also managed to like
In the vape shop where I get my liquid
The seller liked me so much he literally gifted me 4 bottles liquid Everytime I went there
Oh.. scuse 
Moi je t'abandonne pas poe
He got fired for that


French is forbidden here
yes indeed
Our gov added nicotine taxes on liquids and shit
thats why youre my femme secret
What about like psychonaughts 1 or 2??
those are great!
ill get it then
exactly
no : (
horror?
you need to leave
And for like 1L base to mix your liquid you pay god damn 900€ @mint magnet
Ours need to do that. All they did was increase the age
Damn 900 euros right?
So I should abandon you too ? 
COMME MA FEMME?
Well but 10ct per 1ML is a little much in my opinion
Fair
Ying Yang is over 

No but we can find one ? Either on there probably on steam though. Can just ask my friend for her list of horror games 
Yea people who don't mix themselves pay around 70€ for a finished mixed bottle
The highest tax stamp i can think of right now is 200 dollars. And thats to put a suppressor on your gun
Or SBR it
Nah guns are literally illegal here
i was working at an electronics store when one of the psychonauts came out, it was all we heard about for weeks
so im familiar but i havent played
Reason why ill never move out of America
id have to leave
my guns are massive
I wish Germany would open up exports. I want an HK MP7
💪
No
No
And a G36c but nooooo
We get the Sl8
It's about a psychic school more or less
Ugly ass firearm
Bro has a collection
Absolutely no
You speak French
un peu ouias
nooo
God. At least the Swiss give us anything we want.
Your arms look like spaghetti when you're french
Im pretty sure anyway. God i love them so much
Question?
Femme means woman?
you have steam?
wife
govoryu po-angliyski ya ne govoryu po-geyski
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I assumed thats what T'as meant
Omelette du fromage
Understood ?
One of these days imm a learn french
Écureuil
Pardon the cuss word in it
nah t'as is shortened
"tu as"
which is
you have'
i dont know FCK all you said babe
Cheese omelet
Well that's an absolute win
s'not hard for us
Blyat
Pomme de terre mean potato no?
oui
Potiron means pumpkin!

hihi
At least i remembered something from 7th grade french
nah it's Citrouille irl
celeri

Céleri*
"i mog orbiting to go to russian yahtzee"
Lmfao what
wtf
i translated for you


Oh no sam
no i dont
Hi Sam
Yes
Sam i am

We're making cheese
Wdym oh no!? 😭
is mogging the effect of mewing
"i am mogged bc i mew everyday"

It's so beautiful !
I mew, therefore I mog
looks kinda good
@mellow kite @mint magnet good night 
id pin this if i was mod
Good night big homie
Basically asserting dominance by being more attractive. So yes I guess? 
I'm truly a poet beyond my years
Someone got demoted
Oh alright goodnight Kira
Stand by for titan fall
i quit you bastard
No way
Ohhh my fault gang
I wont believe it even kinda
in lieu of termination
Nyan
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
Smokkng is bad for your liver
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
Truuuuue
idk bout that.
I KNOW THIS
JUST said that the Holy Grail is OMNIPOTENT
It's okay I'll say it
(Bri dont kill me)
Jeanne D'Arc is a BADDIE
The Jesus song?
"IIII LOVE YOUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
This
Oh
YASS LETS STAN JESUS CHRIST
That
I tag u o.o
that's it, that's the video, praise the Lord
Music used:
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Ill love you for yourself King. Until you learn to
Somehow
These two are married
In lore
But that means......doom slayer slays more than doom
You dont think?
I don't think so
Astolfo is Astolfoing
This guy is NOT a guy
This thing?
They're so cute
Bro's wearing stockings
Scam if it were a person
5 seconds into his character intro he goes "EHEHE"
Fate
Fate Stay Night is peak
Saber?
Her daughter's kind of annoying so far
Pretty sure Saber has a wife
But she's bi for sure
As to how she had a kid, I have no idea
Maybe Lancelot?
The guy who killed Julius?
hey so heads up
🤨
@urban pasture @urban pasture @urban pasture @urban pasture
I'm never gonna play these games, and rather let them expire
id rather have someone who cant afford games use em instead
How you know me lil homie?
done this a lot of times before just saying it everytime i post em
How you know my government name?
Well it's right here
Code for Tomb Raider: the angel of darkness KB865EDD5664A90938
Code for tomb raider: the last revelation 3ABQ164E9548BB8C67
code for south of the circle TMCV9C36D166F88C32
code for steamworld heist ZS3G3A8342423B0148
and last code
Oh I get itttt.. you're a stalker
code for Midnight Fight Express VSJ374FCAC77B20711
Wow
all for GoG, gotta redeem it there
Yes llama lover
Address
Then my dogs name?
Just saying
Llama street 65 in Llama City
You're a witch
911-Llama
Is your number
You fr
Leaked
Pepper is cooked fr
dawg this chats dead, full of cosplaying veggies
I cried
hello
Hey hey
Idk
Gotta ask lexie to remove it
But probs sleeping atm
Carnelian
@main storm this one funni
@main storm

@mint magnet @mellow kite HHFJDJDHD LMAO
I just recently played capture the spirit well and I can't hardly kill 3 people
What's worse is they pull some attack with animations

I'm getting cooked
How do u successfully perform combos with a single try
Just have 200 fps + 3 ms.
Easy.
Hey RATHOOOOO
Get grabbed
I told you
I TOLD YOU
DON'T GET CAUGHT LACKING

unfortunately the hadi
Lmaoooo
I played a bunch of matches with master Verna. I revealed my voice to him and I heard his voice too. We had a lot of fun! Someone should join us some day and play trios

So wholesome
I liked stray
Buuuy !
i already have it, played it a while ago too
Haunted Paws is co-op but tba
oooooo
Check it.
ima keep an eye out
I can't fucing wait for it.
And Little nightmare III cos co-op

Good co-op games incoming.
Gigantic asteroid with 'huge destructive potential' plummeting toward Earth at 31,228 mph Headline
OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSss
The asteroid, labeled 2024 ON2, is approximately 120 feet, which is the size of an airplane, and it's slated to pass within 4.18 million miles of Earth.
so umm yeah
inch resting
aits like down the block in 40 states away
is it same for every hero?
You have only the default glyph page, all heroes will share it. If you wonder about which glyph should you use for each hero, you can consider asking #🙎┃character-guides. But you will be fine with red upper and green upper glyphs
Buy it
how can i get those gold bricks in game?
With money

You broke lil homie?
Lmao who do you think i am?
whale ?

it will suit if i ever get this outfit
Theres events where you can get free stuff
hope it holds me back
You play yoto tho?
Bro thiught she was still in her ult
yes
Put it on lol
Evil
Also Hime is L character js
My bad lil homie
u kurumi
All women character are L characters
Nah
racist
I havent play kurumi in YEARS
A for effort
Bro is on demon time too
You both are
Nah
As per usual
Not here
Okay
Serious question
What tf is going on with the weapon sound animation?
I'm fighting someone and it's like I get hit with a silencer in the back.
Oh hey Miyu
Haya
Havent seen you in a while
Been awhile
Also im not sure. The audio seems fine to me. But hru
I'm alright over the silenced weapons though
Is it Melee or ranged?
Well... there is another way
But you will have to be very talented
Yeah i havent experienced it yet
Ill let you kniw if someone finds a solution tho
dun dun
HI BOSS
I can't see the moon I'm inside💀
yah.
are they ever planning on fixing asura bots?
Fix?
like they play better than 95% of the playerbase xD
its so stupid
I just don't think they should be able to parry attacks that have already hit them
true
i dont get why it'd make sense to have them holdcheck into parrying 100% of the time
so unfun
or just hitting some random ToD
tell me
I think yiu can win in server events for free stuff too
I hate when they lock in
Wdym
the fact they already "nerfed" them annoys me
I don't know 
What console do you use?
Boss ur being awkward
Gts

That'll be 69 bucks 💯









