🤡meme-land

[coarse lake]

No links

[spare rover]

Sry 🫣

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-oot-zelda-oot-ocarina-of-time-dancing-gif-21026121

[turbid night]

oh my

they did not have to give it a "tip" lol

[spare rover]

The oranges were injected with garlic 🧄🙈🤣 ( Holland 🇳🇱- România 🇷🇴 3-0) 🙈🫣🤣🤣

[somber knot]

Love it!

[strong ember]

Memeeeeeeees

[rare bluff]

This explains the absolute confidence of Karen 🔫

[turbid night]

I feel like I’ve seen this scene in a movie before.

[coarse lake]

I've seen a few variations of that same comic and they're all terrifying

[thin niche]

Monster in the closet is pretty close to the comic strip. But definitely not the exact same as said comic strip.

[frank stream]

No penguins?? 🐧 🐧

[junior sparrow]

No you’re not😂😂😂

[turbid night]

https://tenor.com/view/zombie-walk-monster-gif-11571348

[warm ice]

:Average interaction with people of higher might in pns

[dire warren]

Given the context of the sentence, shouldn’t it be 155U35? Seems like we got some grammatics wrong there. 🤔

[fickle ermine]

w4snt m3

[warm ice]

Ah, a fellow Noct enjoyer I see 😤

resisting the urge to send you a Sigma emoji

[warm ice]

[warm ice]

Because you and your meme are so Siigma 🗿 and you also love Noct ❤️🤷‍♂️ (bro's a fricking gasmask knight of the zombie apocalypse)

[hasty spoke]

I shall never call it a bathroom, restroom or toilet again!

[thin niche]

Neither shall I lol 😂

[unborn bridge]

Truth

[worldly sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-m3gan-vibing-grooving-hit-the-dance-floor-gif-27236596

[cinder elbow]

This tire is what we in the business call a "Baloney Skin"...

[warm ice]

I don't get it

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-dude-stan-marsh-south-park-s14e2-scrotie-mcboogerballs-gif-22863622

[somber knot]

so check your tires.

[odd prawn]

those arent racing slicks.....

[odd prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702

[warm ice]

||"He even wishes them Goodnight 😊 "||

[coarse lake]

No links

[warm ice]

Ah sh#

i always get caught lacking

Wait till I go back to my country, get my old laptop from my drawer and send you the video

It ll be in conformity with the rules

But if I tell you all about my tech, you might react in a certain way

So I ll just shut up and practice patience

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-2746084063819743383

[wooden turret]

They are now

[mellow nacelle]

Bad dad joke

[cinder elbow]

And it's already worn into the fabric

[wooden turret]

I've never seen shiny tires that weren't wet

[spare grotto]

About 20 seconds, lol

[mighty fjord]

Job site Texas

[somber knot]

It's literally me. Especially when I come home during Christmas shopping, where there are carols and cheerful songs everywhere.

[somber knot]

xD

[warm ice]

Honestly found some people at help desk IT already who were double the IT director size lolllllll

#noBodyShaming, just talking about IT

[near geyser]

C'mon man. Agism.

[warm ice]

We getting Karate Wick 🕴️ with this one

[warm ice]

Wait, whut about the Biden frame?

[spare rover]

The World's Most Dangerous House

The Cliff House by Modscape is a five-story modular home that clings to the side of a cliff, designed to offer thrilling ocean views and an adventurous living experience. Inspired by barnacles on a ship's hull, the house is anchored with steel pins for stability. It features three bedrooms, a living area, and a kitchen, all with floor-to-ceiling windows. Access is via a carport on the top floor, connected to other levels by a lift or stairs. The design aims to blend with the natural rock face and maximize the connection with the ocean, using minimalist interiors to highlight the stunning views.

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/guys-i-found-it-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-i-got-it-its-right-here-gif-20020425

[ivory axle]

You can't hear images.
The image:

[warm ice]

Repost

[sick zenith]

Why?

[odd prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crop-crop-your-meme-meme-na-na-banana-memes-gif-21840353

[somber knot]

[somber knot]

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-light-yagami-writing-study-exams-gif-22300481

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-light-kira-anime-gif-22098569

https://tenor.com/view/light-yagami-death-note-anime-talking-chill-gif-17236432

Yight Lagami 💀

[somber knot]

and everyone is starring at you while you sleep.

[cinder elbow]

If I was ever going to have a coyote mounted, that would be it... 🤣

[cinder elbow]

If I didn't have Metal jamming on the tube right now, I'd be napping... 😂

[upbeat finch]

Imma take this. And now it's mine

[silver burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-creepy-pirate-look-at-me-gif-14415454

[spare grotto]

I am so gonna have to do that. I can think of just the right person 🤣🤣🤣

[hasty spoke]

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got to the checkout she learned that one of the items had no price tag or bar code.
The checkout girl got on the public address system which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear. "Price check for Tampax super size."
But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'thumbtacks' and replied in a businesslike tone, his voice booming over the same public address system. "Do you want the kind that you push in with your thumb or the kind that you belt in with a hammer."

[fickle ermine]

I am happy i can share something that will be funny.. even if only to you(hope that came out right)

[dawn quartz]

Hmm

[spare rover]

When the referee is a woman

Player: But what did I do?

Referee: You know very well what you did!

[spare grotto]

Sounds about right

[dawn quartz]

Savage

[zenith mountain]

You know there is trouble when the SWAT Goose is around.

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-one-verge-of-greatness-gif-13754250

[sour vault]

Clown 🤡🤡

[spare rover]

Horror movie 🍿 🎥 🎦

[silver burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/silver-banshee-sound-wave-scream-yell-sound-blast-gif-11116523

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/spidarrund-cameraman-mewing-skibidi-toilet-gif-9488896854878335402

[somber knot]

I'll steal this meme from you

[kindred grail]

Get your own memes

[somber knot]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-shoo-go-away-leave-me-alone-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-17141647

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/sillytime-knife-gif-26913389

[warm ice]

Anime girl detected ⚠️
Proceeding to analyse tendency for violent crimes and knife affinity [■■■■■■■■■□] 97%
Proceeding to call all units, Truck Kun use skill r̶i̶o̶t̶ c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶o̶l̶ m̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶s̶
👉pacify the public knife offender via diplomatic hugging at 92.3 mph 🤗.

Successful critical hug 💯💥

Peaceful restoration of knifeless society: Completed ✔️
(Please don't take this seriously, I'm just trying be funny 😭🥲)

https://tenor.com/view/firetruck-firefight-pro-guy-anime-sucks-german-gif-23209053

New 4th anniversary skin unlocked: Firetruck-kun +5 Truck Atk., +5% Truck Defense, + ∞ Truck Hp & immaculate vehicle rizz😏🚒 aquired

[warm ice]

[somber knot]

[kindred grail]

@robust aurora gives me head pats

[robust aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/elaina-majo-no-tabitabi-wandering-witch-patting-patting-head-gif-25876977

[kindred grail]

[kindred grail]

Or 3rd grade

[cinder elbow]

True... The Germans do seem to be the reigning champs of the Compound Word competition...

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-praying-begin-cross-sign-of-the-cross-catholic-gif-12665204

https://tenor.com/view/exorcism-father-mulvehill-evil-z-is-for-zombies-get-out-evil-spirit-gif-22407195

[cinder elbow]

She done cut a switch... Better watch out!

[odd prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cowabunga-tmnt-ninja-turtles-high-five-gif-9486470

[kindred grail]

If she didn't get it, she ain't the one.

[granite ingot]

Yeah she was sent home

[spare rover]

2 minus 1 = one 2
4 minus 1 = three 4's
6 minus 1 = five 6's etc...

So 2, 4, 6, 8 as an easy way to remember... 😀

[silver burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/soulja-boy-crank-dat-dance-dancing-happy-gif-5162158

[spare rover]

I don’t think this is a meme … sry 🤌🤌

[warm ice]

Repost ☝️

[kindred grail]

This is also a repost reposted like 4.57m times

[kindred grail]

repost

[warm ice]

Ewwq, necromancers so weak against Holy Magic

Level 1 paladin 🗿 > Lvl 30 necromancer

[somber knot]

No links please

[kindred grail]

Please?

[somber knot]

Or no please

[kindred grail]

[somber knot]

[kindred grail]

[low iris]

Same here😂

[spare rover]

ℹ see that happened 4-5 years ago (poor guy he knows only yes and no ) 🫣🤣

[strong ember]

😂👍

[odd dome]

https://tenor.com/view/biere-faim-mdr-soiree-huugoo-gif-16805976

[empty notch]

It is funny how the trash can for 2000 has the logo for WIN 98 in it 😂🤣

[zenith mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/at-your-own-peril-own-risk-your-responsibility-you-do-so-chance-perdomo-gif-16056588

[wooden turret]

Adult meals should have ice cream too

[silver burrow]

😏

[cinder elbow]

Poor Scrat... Just trying to enjoy his acorn, gets blamed for everything... 😂

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/scrat-ice-age-smash-final-smash-smash-bros-gif-26378246

[warm ice]

@sick zenith

I got a present 🎁💝

[green pike]

[warm ice]

Took me an hour to find out how to use photo editing software on my phone and remove the white stuff with my finger on phone 🤭

I hope you like it 👉👈

[green pike]

[odd prawn]

when your spine pops just right

[cinder elbow]

And about 10 seconds before your hips and shoulders are dislocated...

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-tell-you-how-much-i-love-that-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-i-cant-not-now-gif-10501702

[gleaming eagle]

The cat has a tiny catnip goatee. Im laughin more than i should be. 🤣

[spare rover]

💢 This needs to be told…

⭕️ I went to Kaufland

⭕️ I started picking up the items on my short list, and as I was squeezing through to pay, between taking out the money and finding somewhere to put my phone, the 50 € bill I was going to pay with fell on the floor… and the guy in front of me, who had just finished paying for his groceries, slowly bent down and picked it up…

❌ You can imagine the SHOCK!

💯 Anyway, I reached out my hand, expecting him to give me back the money, trying to stay back to make him feel safe, while I was preparing to thank him for the gesture.
🅾️ But suddenly, what he said was shocking: “What’s on the floor belongs to the finder!” And just like that, he walked away… naturally, as if he had done nothing wrong.
I looked at the lady behind me and at the people next to me, and they all stared at me in shock and disbelief, whispering things to each other.
⭕️ I stood there for a moment, trying to assess the situation… I quickly recalculated, left my groceries behind because I didn’t have any other way to pay (I had forgotten my credit card), and went after him in the parking lot to get my 50 € back…
And during all this time, I noticed that some of the people who were in line behind me, curious, were following me…

⭕️ I caught up with the guy who walked away with my bill, spoke to him, asking for my money, but he looked at me with disdain and acted as if I was invisible.
When he reached his car, he slowly put down the two grocery bags to take the key out of his pocket and open the trunk, and I thought - 💯 It’s now or never❗️
I grabbed the two bags and told him the same thing he had said to me: “What’s on the ground belongs to the finder!” - and I started running towards the exit, torn between fear and laughter, proud of my revenge.
💯 The spectators of the whole scene started applauding, and the guy… well, he probably got angry and hit the security cones on his way out of the parking lot.
⭕️ I swear I felt a mix of adrenaline, fear, and nervousness, but then I laughed until I cried…
💢 When I got home, I opened the bags and found:

•    2 kg of shrimp
•    1 kg of salmon
•    ham, cheese, and yogurt in two flavors
•    whole grain bread
•    1 bottle of white wine
•    2 bottles of red wine
•    2 jars of strawberry jam
•    2 kg of high-quality salami
•    1 jar of mayonnaise

⭕️ I’ve never made so many purchases with just 50 € 😬
And now here I am… with a glass of wine, eating and thinking as I write - am I a vigilante or a vengeful person?

💢 DID YOU READ THIS FAR? ❇️

⭕️ Obviously, this didn’t happen to me. It’s just a campaign to promote reading!

Source: Facebook

[barren plover]

TLDR?

[quick wadi]

That is a work of genius.

[blissful hemlock]

Tldr: karma is a b*tch

[odd prawn]

please keep it pg-13 here

[cinder elbow]

Nice! I'd forgotten the date in that timeline.

[dawn quartz]

[somber knot]

And real KO will be answer on her next text with just "ok"

[wooden turret]

Dude, I made my wife a coffee the other morning and just smelling it made it happen

[teal fractal]

Definitely

[zenith mountain]

Found it in 20 seconds

[teal fractal]

This is why I have a job as a 911 operator.

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-18545217

[wooden turret]

Schrodinger's box

[shut lark]

https://tenor.com/view/g4-code-monkeys-gif-24104206

[cinder elbow]

Would have been even better if they'd included the verb "be" earlier in the sentence...

[dawn quartz]

Rip

[sick zenith]

Just a fun game of find the @obtuse quest
Nothing to see here.

[cinder elbow]

I was getting the vibe of Spiny Norman looking for Dinsdale Piranha... 🤣

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[warm ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-fur-white-fur-jump-jumping-to-viewer-gif-7745866139681709472

[barren plover]

Thanks, Ive got 7 more

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[cedar quartz]

Only 7?... Need more

[fickle ermine]

Got that one right uggggg

[dawn quartz]

So it's not private 🥺😭

[blissful hemlock]

How is this a meme?

[odd prawn]

need to keep the memes to pg-13

[wooden turret]

Have you met 13 year Olds lately

[odd prawn]

#📚sanctuary-rules Refer to the updated rules

[tame socket]

13 year olds can't afford PNS.

[fickle ermine]

Right! 79.99 for an antique.

[zenith mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-friday-the-13th-gif-18483113

[wooden turret]

Ok, so my meme got taken down but this one is pg 13?

[zenith oar]

Now i wanna see your meme. I don't know about pg13, we do not have that here.

[cinder elbow]

Border collie... 🤣

[ivory axle]

Cinderella when it's 12am already

[cinder elbow]

Someone late for Rumspringa... Or already experiencing it... 🤣

[zenith mountain]

I can honestly see that happening. A little get together with the villains/monsters of movies, talking about what they did.

[cinder elbow]

I got that answer locked in... I spent 8 months of 2020 and 10 months of 2021 recovering from what should have been a fatal injury...😂

[spare rover]

🙈🤣

[spare grotto]

So been there 😳

[mellow nacelle]

So true. They never seem to get tired though

[floral pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-funny-laughing-morning-good-gif-27187434

[mellow nacelle]

For college football fans that take pleasure in notre dame losing, you will find this funny. 😄

[cinder elbow]

RIP

[warm ice]

Why did the fractal become a comedian? It loved making people laugh to the power of infinity! - naturalfunny; fractal jokes haha

[mellow nacelle]

I can't focus at work today with all of the Trump debate memes. Hahaha