🤡meme-land

[late mural]

The real reason you don't leave your kids alone in the car when you run in for your double latte

[wooden turret]

"It's custom bro"

[fickle ember]

🤣

[tranquil notch]

Damn i was able to read it 😤😂

[languid coral]

Lol yeah

[turbid night]

hate this song...

[gray prairie]

I gotta sing it, my 8 yo has a little girl he likes with the name Jolene lol

[turbid night]

its my name as well and the reason I hate it cause ive heard it my entire life. she too will come to hate it lol

seriously, I stopped giving out my full first name because people felt obligated to sing it. I go by Jo

[eternal star]

@turbid night 😜

[turbid night]

i hate you......

[somber knot]

So you are Jolene.
Hello Jolene! lol

[turbid night]

Jo

[somber knot]

Yo!

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/2chicksatthesametime-officespace-lawrence-gif-25457711

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-scientific-fact-zac-sistas-proven-by-science-scientific-truth-gif-22427544

[languid coral]

Lol suspense

[barren plover]

lemme guess, youre not supposed to shoot them with live ammunition cause clowns are horrifying

[kindred grail]

You prolly hucklebucked one...

[velvet salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-what-that-means-i-have-no-clue-what-youre-talking-about-clueless-huh-what-gif-17107312

[velvet salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[visual grotto]

Hahaha 😏

[somber knot]

I never saw blue Pringles!

[visual grotto]

Like really? Or was that an over my head joke lol

[somber knot]

I mean really. I never met those ones in any shop.

[visual grotto]

@somber knot hehe they do exist 😜

[upbeat finch]

The actual image took me wayyyy too long to see 🤣

[eternal star]

Same 😂

[regal sonnet]

So we’re just…letting anything with sexual undertones go through here now…interesting

[somber knot]

I saw there something different 😛

[austere silo]

🤣

[velvet salmon]

Stop being so inappropriate here please. There are people of all ages here.

[somber knot]

Italian police

[eternal star]

Murica 🇺🇲

[wooden turret]

Ah yes, it's Obi Juan Kenobi

[granite gate]

takes notes as eating bacon

[tranquil notch]

The salad should be not there 😤

[somber knot]

But why?

[tranquil notch]

Who wants salad on the bacon? When i want to eat healthy i will eat salad... but when i eat bacon i want bacon 😂

[somber knot]

🙄

[sly reef]

The salad piece is so it gets stuck on the teeth and makes it look like you eat healthy

[kindred grail]

Get fiber, bruh

[eternal star]

I eat my Wheaties every morning

[wooden turret]

Damn kids these days. Care nothing for history.

[somber knot]

Pssst. No links 🙂

[bitter sentinel]

Even to youtube? 'Cause there ain't no way I can make that video small enough via editing to upload it.

sigh

no fun

https://tenor.com/view/karen-funny-laughing-gif-26055642

[somber knot]

yea, unfortunately yt too. 🙄

[bitter sentinel]

When you find out a gaming company pulled a bait and switch offer, and you're not the type to reward corporate shenanigans:

[coarse lake]

The same could also be said about the internet

[coarse lake]

I think they need to add can't fly in a straight line to save their lives

[languid coral]

It's not funny

[turbid night]

are you a member of the temple of Feline?

or anubis as they say

[languid coral]

No

[turbid night]

ahhh no sense of humor detected.... carry on

[languid coral]

Lol it's not like that

[coarse lake]

Words to live by right there

[coarse lake]

As an owner of a VW I feel this

[wooden turret]

Ok, I've read this 7 times, slowly a few of them. And cannot for the life of me figure out wtf it says. Am I just old or something?

[somber knot]

Same here bro.

We are too old maybe

[turbid night]

the point is she so hot his speech is gibberish lol

Im old and I got that lol

[coarse lake]

It took me a couple of tries cuz I wasn't really paying attention to her at first. And then I realized there was no point in trying to read anything

[turbid night]

BF says I over analyze things so I tend to look at the whole of everything lol

[kindred grail]

[somber knot]

Thanks J!

[turbid night]

lol anytime

[tame socket]

Just trying to give everyone a stroke. 😂

[turbid night]

looks like its working for the boys

[somber knot]

🙄

[turbid night]

well did you figure out what the meme meant? no, an old lady had to explain it lol

[eternal star]

Y'all are always womansplaining memes to us 🙄
We'd get it eventually 😂

Maybe

[spare grotto]

Who cares wtf it says? If that girl was cooking me breakfast they could write whatever they want.

[somber knot]

Yes mum

[wooden turret]

Well I definitely over analyzed then

I mean, she also doesn't look like she knows what she's doing. Who puts the eggs on the stove? That's a safety hazard.

[merry mica]

Does it really matter if she knows how to cook?

I guess that's part of the joke too

[wooden turret]

Yes, I was adding to it lol

[turbid night]

that was my first sir... lol

[somber knot]

I'm still using one, in garage 😂

[eternal star]

My alarm clock still has an AM/FM dial. My truck doesn't even have a CD player, just a USB port 😥

[kindred grail]

It's analog, so prolly really easy. I guess you find a station, hold a button in then press the preset lever. Let go of the button and now the lever goes to that station.

Lets ask someone who had to use that irl to set up a voice controlled datasearch using Prolog.

[merry mica]

😳

[eternal star]

Pfft my 4 year old has "Hey Google" down pat. Nothing like waking up at 2 am to the Paw Patrol theme song blasting away at full volume

[kindred grail]

2am, I haven't gone to sleep yet

[eternal star]

Well I wouldn't recommend Paw Patrol then. It's an earworm.

[kindred grail]

I did the same thing with K-On. My dad hates it so much. I'll put it on now just to troll him.

[turbid night]

you rang?

[spare grotto]

You got a USB port? Best I got is an adapter to push into the cigarette lighter to charge my phone!

[coarse lake]

Meanwhile I have a six disc changer that half the time doesn't work

[somber knot]

Ending 😂😂😂

[turbid night]

this will be me, 150 years from now

[somber knot]

I'm sure it was you who threw the meteorite at the dinosaurs

[turbid night]

I said I would live long not that I was millions of years old you young whipersnapper

[turbid night]

well when you're old you don't care lmao

[barren plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477359754700652545/1106248523147653251/Video_3173_www.reddit.watch.mp4

[hard pebble]

I can relate

[somber knot]

Oh God 😂

Ok enough memes, time to get back to working before boss notice lol

[turbid night]

Bye

[blissful hemlock]

That's one of the best feelings in the world

[somber knot]

I would buy a ticket!

[upper meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093144824271613963/1106949850211295362/images_58.jpg

[kindred grail]

I identify strongly with her sister

[inland marsh]

i want one of them so badly he looks so cute

[kindred grail]

I have a 3' snorlax on my bed. Plushy and comfy

[somber knot]

What is Snorlax?

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/snorlax-pokemon-sleep-gif-5673328

[somber knot]

Aaa that one.

Big one lol

[kindred grail]

I was 3' tall when I got him

[somber knot]

Now it's 3'5

[kindred grail]

4' almost 11"!!!!

[somber knot]

garden gnome xd

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/im-an-adult-now-sophie-donaldson-wentworth-a-grown-woman-a-responsible-adult-gif-22831179

[somber knot]

Adult garden gnome?

[wooden turret]

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/thirteen-adult-gif-19555757

[coarse lake]

That hurts my brain

[wooden turret]

See, this one I totally understood. Its because I'm old.

And WD-40 is very useful when you are old

[sly reef]

https://tenor.com/view/boomhauer-king-of-the-hill-trivia-boomhauer-trivia-dang-ol-gif-25317778

[somber knot]

WD 40 or duck tape.

[upper meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093144824271613963/1107028001411043328/images_6.jpg

[wooden turret]

I tried sending it as the reply but it took so long to scroll through all my memes my phone forgot what it was doing

[wooden turret]

This is incredibly relatable

[somber knot]

Noted.

[turbid night]

even then its debatable.....

[somber knot]

🙄

[kindred grail]

But if im 20, then she can be too.

[blissful hemlock]

I'm 45, never dating anyone anywhere close to 20.

[turbid night]

me neither

[kindred grail]

Cowards

[turbid night]

now when i was 34 I did see a 21 yr old but that was a huge mistake

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

I feel like I shouldn't say mine.

[turbid night]

nah, if i wanted to teach kids i would have become a teacher

[gray prairie]

🤣

[turbid night]

but alas I am 47 now so young to me is 30's

im ok with 40 to 55 range for now

[somber knot]

https://tenor.com/view/dinos-dance-gif-10950457

[turbid night]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

https://tenor.com/view/betty-white-im-still-hot-betty-white-birthday-older-woman-queen-gif-16079606

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/fellow-hello-old-cool-gif-14738875

[turbid night]

@blissful hemlock is that a mastiff in your pic?

[blissful hemlock]

Bullmastiff

[kindred grail]

Pretty sure that's leprosy

[safe ruin]

I died. Thank you.😂😂

[limpid lark]

[lethal wharf]

Is this Pos?

[granite gate]

Nobody wanna touch a dirty public toilet seat🤣

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-argue-with-that-good-point-agree-shrug-sure-gif-16427043

[kindred grail]

I never had any of those

[wooden turret]

The not symmetricalness of this photo is triggering my OCD

[somber knot]

It's working!

[somber knot]

[stiff linden]

Here's one for the MODs at times

[granite gate]

Thanks I now know what imma go watch

[keen nacelle]

And most still work! 😂

[kindred grail]

Oof

[kindred grail]

You call it "pringles can" in polish?

[somber knot]

Yes, that's bad ?

[kindred grail]

[somber knot]

Tell me!

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-miss-you-did-not-understand-gif-8722137

[somber knot]

Oh, ok.

[tardy tundra]

New Nanoweapon

[wooden turret]

Even I got that one

[mystic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-smoke-gif-19111990

RIP BIG WOO

[kindred grail]

That's the problem, it was just once

[golden owl]

Alaskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[turbid night]

Thanks for ruining salads for me….

[somber knot]

@upbeat finch I saw it!

"Potatoe juice" ;d

[tame socket]

Salads ruined themselves. Be happy, eat cake.

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/fook-yu-fook-mi-girl-talking-gif-11851740

[kindred grail]

I like spiders

[languid coral]

Lol how 1st time to see a woman doesn't scare from spiders

[kindred grail]

Really. I'm not afraid of any insects, bugs, spiders, and such

@somber knot peppa breakfast

[languid coral]

Yeah that's good for u 👌

[languid coral]

Sounds delicious

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[coarse lake]

I've rescued spiders that have landed on my shoulder so many damn times. If you don't try to squish them they usually don't bite or care

[granite gate]

I eat too much good food to have a summer body lololol

[eternal star]

Nothing wrong with that, life's too short to not enjoy good food

[granite gate]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-hangry-snack-food-fat-gif-20349115

[somber knot]

I would say lets find out but its risky 😛

[somber knot]

so true...

[merry mica]

WTF? More than once? Where all those spiders come from?

[coarse lake]

Usually outside. I live in a place where it's common to find multiple kinds in webs right next to each other. Not to mention all the ground spiders that live in this area. We have huntsmen, wolf spiders, flat spiders, these really cool neon green ones, etc

[merry mica]

And I thought only Australia had a spider problem...

[coarse lake]

Nope, US has a pretty large population

[merry mica]

We have a lot here in Brazil too, but they don't usually show up in my shoulders 😂

[somber knot]

thats actually a life hack. Thanks!

[turbid night]

Australia just has the ones as big as your house, thats all lol

[eternal star]

The only acceptable response to Australian spiders

[turbid night]

Im just not gonna go to Australia..... lol

[eternal star]

I had a buddy that was stationed there for 4 years. I was going to go visit him..... until he sent me some pictures of the local wildlife. Nope nope nope

[coarse lake]

Florida has a few that get as big as your hand

And the golden orb weavers build these webs that are so strong that sometimes they don't break when you walk into them they just stick to you

[eternal star]

The falling iguana warnings in the winter in Florida always cracked me up. When I went to Miami I saw a ton of them. Didn't see a single one in the Tampa area when I went last weekend though.

[coarse lake]

We don't really have too many iguana in Central Florida. It gets a little bit too cold for them

Give it time though

I used to joke around about four to being kind of like Australia. Except we have a few less things that'll kill you

[kindred grail]

Florida man is 2000xs more dangerous then all of Australia combined

[merry mica]

https://tenor.com/view/atlanta-lakeith-donaldglover-flawdaman-floridaman-gif-22394483

[barren plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476414589530275850/1111350736715002048/Atf.mp4

[turbid night]

You know, I actually loved my windbreaker back in the day lol

[eternal star]

I mean I was pretty hawt in my windsuit. And with that Starter jacket..... the wind never stood a chance

[sacred pulsar]

wow, i cant believe i didnt even know this channel existed

[somber knot]

How to make a shashlik ?

[somber knot]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-meme-but-looney-tunes-gif-22310685

[kindred grail]

Bruh, spoilers

[wraith heart]

👆✋😬🫣😂

[wooden turret]

@somber knot

[somber knot]

"for family" lol

[tardy tundra]

Im going to ask Ichi to play chess with me every day until he responds

[barren plover]

art hits different when its inside a locked vault 24/7

[barren plover]

Dylan: is high at all times

[kindred grail]

Hey! I feel personally called out

[somber knot]

I'd rather not ask where you got that picture lol

[regal kindle]

Facebook 😅

[turbid night]

we also cut pineapple all wrong too

[gritty valley]

Is it true that you can sell also mango leaves in the US ?

[turbid night]

🤷‍♀️

we have mangos, never seen leaves for sale where I live

[kindred grail]

Most Asian supermarket/ food shops have team. They don't grow many places here

[gritty valley]

I just saw a meme also about selling mango leaves. I thought I can make some money 😁

[gritty valley]

Where are you from ?

[kindred grail]

They're use for tea here mostly, you probably could. Start your own brand

[turbid night]

The US in Tennessee

[coarse lake]

Mangos grow very well in my area

[turbid night]

Can’t imagine why, not like it’s hot and humid as Satans armpits there lol.

[coarse lake]

The amount of random fruit trees in people's yards around here is fantastic

[turbid night]

Lol yep, we had lemons and orange and pineapple plants, cacti and guava in my parents yards. They planted none of them lol

[graceful lodge]

Meme vids

Meme Videos

Why does my mom make loud noise at night

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/gabbie-the-gabbie-show-angry-sass-sassy-gif-5723259

[bronze lagoon]

PnS new logo

[void lava]

✌️

[signal niche]

Omfg My oldest won one of those years ago at a school funfair. Hahaha. I probably have the picture of him with devil makeup and all. 😂🤣🙃

[somber knot]

Who remember that game? Good old times.

[wooden turret]

me

[kindred grail]

Fortnite? Old game

[signal niche]

Contra. Old game. Hehe. Ack, I'm old. 😂🤣🙃

[kindred grail]

I was like 16 when fornite came out

[signal niche]

Contra came out in 1987. Lol

[kindred grail]

I was like -14

[signal niche]

Lol so you're extremely close to my oldest son's age.

[kindred grail]

There several people in my alliance with kids other than me

[signal niche]

Oh, I believe that. There is quite the age range of players!

[kindred grail]

My dad would of definitely been in 335 if he played.

[odd prawn]

Hey I played Contra when it came out, what are you trying to say........

[signal niche]

Lol I was little and cute then; only 4. I'm still kinda little. 🤣

[odd prawn]

I was 6

I was born with a gameboy in my hand LOL

[signal niche]

Lmfao. Think it was Christmas Eve of '89 that I got a NES from some random Santa who knocked on our door and asked for me. Baby boomer was the first game I bought myself with birthday money. Haha

[somber knot]

yep, like 30 years ago. Its a lot of time.

[blissful hemlock]

Go with the 4 slice if there's room 😂

[kindred grail]

The more the merrier

[somber knot]

🙄

[wooden turret]

Homer Hickam looks like Gary Bussey

[turbid night]

At this point she should just delete all social media so she doesn’t screw up the rest of her life ….

[wooden turret]

I mean.. the same could be said for most ppl

[blissful hemlock]

I'm old fashioned. I let my mouth ruin things in person not on social media. 😂

[turbid night]

I’ve never been dumb enough to post things that could affect my job though

And most of my friends have the same common sense

[coarse lake]

He ended up feeling bad she lost her internship, apologized that it caused backlash and supposedly helped find her a better gig.

[wooden turret]

Can confirm, it works.

[wooden turret]

I mean, that's pretty cool of him. He went out of his way, which is something most people don't really do.

[somber knot]

Probably I'm too young to understand that.

[signal niche]

What??? I technically only know because my dad loved WWF(now WWE I think) when I was a kid. Lol

[somber knot]

I'm not dino yet lol

[signal niche]

Are you implying I am? 😳😂🤣

[coarse lake]

Ignore him

[signal niche]

Lol

[somber knot]

[kindred grail]

-6/100

[granite gate]

Can I pet the cat 🤣

[coarse lake]

Those things are evil

[wooden turret]

Too many frosted flakes

[somber knot]

Heh 😂

[barren plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538773717317320710/1116756295085736017/RDT_20230518_004336.mov

[fickle ermine]

Anybody have the animation of Mars singing and dancing? I can’t find the damn thing and it’s hilarious.

[fickle ermine]

Do you have any more? 😍😂

[kindred grail]

You're fired. Don't make me call security

[somber knot]

😆

[kindred grail]

#📚sanctuary-rules

https://tenor.com/view/bongocat-banhammer-ban-hammer-bongo-gif-18219363

[somber knot]

its a kitty 😄

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[kindred grail]

Why would you assume... unless..

[fickle ermine]

Is it worldwide punishment of naughty kids ??

[stable ether]

There you go. 😏

[kindred grail]

Fun fact, pigeons are free. Just pick one up and it's yours

[somber knot]

Yummy!

[kindred grail]

Theyre both not from the same place?

[somber knot]

Oh God.

[kindred grail]

[turbid night]

fun fact a lot dont know, Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria

so was Hitler, lol

[lost imp]

My spiritanimal

[kindred grail]

Mississippi river

[tame socket]

I had a shark asked me for tree fitty

[cyan ibex]

Want that one explained? Bull sharks. They like to swim up rivers you didn't think that they could be able to and attacking humans is a hobby.

[somber knot]

Oh, no Sharknado?

[fickle ermine]

You are a god 😂😂😂❤️

[wooden turret]

Finally

[turbid night]

hail maybe? that shit hurts when its pelting you lol

[somber knot]

They can hide under water theoretically

[turbid night]

perhaps

[vast dock]

They have found bull sharks swimming in the Mississippi and Ohio rivers, so… 🤷‍♂️

[kindred grail]

Nope, you need regular chocolate ice cream to get me there

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fan-gif-14958892

[fickle ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/gelato-ice-cream-chocolate-tasty-yummy-gif-5619803

[kindred grail]

Ice cream is my oy weakness

And bullets.

Fire too

High shelves

[turbid night]

its got some hotdogs in there too lmfaoooo

[kindred grail]

'Murica!

[velvet salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-gif-20569892

[kindred grail]

[blissful hemlock]

He would be reading something for a true 90's dump. A book or magazine or the back of the shampoo bottle 😂

[somber knot]

Shampoo Bootle always works. Or air freshener

[barren plover]

toilet cleaner too

[slate jacinth]

Puzzle and survival would like you to find the different between this picture and this picture

[odd prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-the-same-picture-the-office-pam-the-office-us-gif-20757621

[worn oracle]

Well, 50% off means that Gold Coin should only cost 500 diamonds not 1K.

[granite gate]

Not always in shop

We noticed that a few times before

[kindred grail]

A true inspiration

[gritty valley]

She's pretty 😊 she deserves everything 😁

[kindred grail]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[granite gate]

The fact I can hear this photo is terrifying

[odd prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-i-just-read-read-bert-ernie-bert-and-ernie-gif-14997726

[somber knot]

It's should be classified as horror!

[blissful hemlock]

Meth would probably be more accurate today

[wooden turret]

I wouldn't say thats toxic. Probably 80% of people do it. I learned that from a survey I just made up

[kindred grail]

Why not

[sick zenith]

Who wants hairs in the chocolate? 🤢

[blissful hemlock]

Babies aren't dishwasher safe, have to hand wash. That's too much work

[somber knot]

Perfectly parked.

[turbid night]

how in the,,,,,,

[granite gate]

I think im impressed confused

[kindred grail]

Parking level 100

[upper meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093144824271613963/1123012571138621510/IMG_2908.png?width=661&height=935

[tranquil notch]

What a nice server... should get salary increase 👀

[somber knot]

I'm lazy enough to skip the first three steps.

[kindred grail]

Why every leave the last position

[wooden turret]

I saw this a long time ago. Someone had put the pns logo over her face

[tame socket]

Hahahaha. I totally forgot about that. I can't keep track.

[kindred grail]

I'm pretty sure my garden is on fire

[somber knot]

👀

[turbid night]

that is my plants lol, I have no green thumb

[wise minnow]

Mental illness awareness week. Check on your friends. (all jokes aside, I suffer from PTSD ,anxiety disorder, depression.)

[keen nacelle]

More like growing up before specialty bread became a must! Lol! Folks saw no point to buying the other. Bisquick (homemade biscuits), cornbread, and regular bread solved all problems!

[somber knot]

What happened here ?

[turbid night]

been trying to figure this one out myself. Maybe a fight club reference?

[wooden turret]

He was never there in the first place ?

[somber knot]

Oh, I got it lol

Thanks!

[turbid night]

oh hahahah so it was a reference

[wooden turret]

That's my semi educated guess

[somber knot]

You are like Yoda here !

[wooden turret]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-learning-gif-14395199

[kindred grail]

I'm telling on you

[somber knot]

Facebook marketplace, come to me 😂

[fickle ermine]

For what? 😇😇😇

[kindred grail]

Hoe shopping fb...

https://tenor.com/view/full-house-michelle-tanner-olsen-twins-youre-in-big-trouble-mister-gif-4614447

[worn oracle]

In our city the Fire Chief's last name was Frye and the Police Chief's name was Dye.

[wise minnow]

I'm sorry. Might make more sense with the caption I was suppose to have. Have you seen Fight Club?

[wise minnow]

I'll edit the meme and you'll know

[turbid night]

Lol we got it now.

[wise minnow]

My bad

[turbid night]

No worries hun

[wise minnow]

May I send you FR?

[turbid night]

Man that brings back childhood memories

[wise minnow]

You not accepting fr right now apparently

[turbid night]

Im not?

[turbid night]

Should be, not sure what’s up with discord

[wise minnow]

Idk if you can call this a meme.... It's a personal message someone sent me 🤣

[wooden turret]

Dammit. Just at 40%

[somber knot]

Please post memes 🙂 it's meme channel.