#🤡meme-land
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I hate it when that happens
Same lol
They are demons!
Failed to shield for 1 min into VC and still got hit…
Ouch 😱
Yup, I stupidly snoozed the reminder alarm I had set as I was at work.. he must have been watching me and ready 😬😬
Lies😂
Huh?
There’s a BBC article about it
This is true actually
Penguins have been displaying empathy towards each other and sympathy too for a while now. Some even adopt other babies/eggs that lose their parents
Usually these parents lose their egg or child so there is that I love penguins
That's actually adorable
and prostitution for stones
Got to be careful saying that 😂
Yeah my mind went straight into the gutter
its entertaining. very entertaining
Nobody would have seen it if you hadn’t replied to it js
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one
Famine!
I noticed just didn’t wanna say it lol
Oh hi! Where’d you come from?!
Lmao nowhere
Phew good.. like if you would have popped out of nowhere I would have been ded
Males are easily manipulated in every species
Yeah, thank you Casual Geographic
I want to disagree with this statement but I can not 😔
I have no idea what you mean but I am going to assume it is a compliment of the highest order. You are very welcome! 😃😃😃
Compliment. I learned that already.
I resemble that remark...
I always complain about "suggestions"except today, #HotTattooedGuys 😆😆
The outfit is fine, but the mustache does offend me😅
Mustaches are awesome!
It looks like it will fall out any time 🤦♀️
looks like a bra ngl
I have that problem
Can I see it?😃
if you are 17, (or 21) you could be (theoretically) my daughter, lol
i fell so old 😄
You sure you're just not 63?
I checked my birth certificate and I'm not.
ouhhh...
What if a "short woman" is lying on the floor? Then it's super close. 🤔
if someone lying on the floor the height doesn't matter
Our new generations are becoming dumber. It's like that movie idiocracy is really coming true 😩
Words do not exist for how much I despise the power rangers. My kids watched every single episode countless times.
I fkin love power rangers haha. I remember watching the first episode when I was a kid
I truly hate them.
Damn I thought we were friends
Sorry man
I saw that on Netflix
I think
I got 45 streams...
Different Voltron. The 80s one was cheesier and cooler
It's in like 360p thu
Old skool nostalgia for my childhood. I'm older than the cartoon
Really?
The original was absolutely the best.
How my friends feel. Dumpster fire, but excellent comedic relief
Come on
No
It was harmless
It was not at all
What about this
Definitely not appropriate
That's all I got for today
Dammit. I always miss the good stuff 😂
Lol what did you post that Azzie reacted in such way 😂
It said Kraverek is a butt
I was protecting you
😂
Catch a cookie! 🍪

It was anti pineapple propaganda
I'm surprised that would get deleted
Makes sense. So many pineapple haters out there
It’s me literally every day 🥲
🤣
"Tell them I cant hear them" is larger at my age... but only with family
Year born... year now... i cant maths now
I so did this the other day. Laughed at something I didn’t hear. Apparently it was my friend telling me she got a divorce. 😭
😅
Yep that was me several weeks ago, sorry who are you again? What do you do? Ehhh What exactly is your job function? Nope.. dont get it 😆
This is houston
How kids these days are
~My 1st A.I Friend Suggestion~
*Why am I seeing this ad?!
*We are trying to reach people like you blah blah
Stop reaching? 🤨
Was this helpful?
Nope!
Haha imagine asking them, well where are you from?
Can I ping your loop back address 😆
message history with one guy: 18th december 2020: merry christmas, him: you too, next message, 24th december 2021: merry christmas
I almost did this just now. Only 10 minutes passed but usually it's several hours to several days lol.
Regarding the asshole. Theres always 1 somehere 🤣🤣🤣
Opertunity to upskill on people skills 👉👉
You don't wanna know what's up there
Don’t forget this one
I don't know either of those people
Fire Emblem Three Houses
The more you know 🌈🌟
Yes
Just a suggestion 🤷♂️
He definitely methed his life up
You know I 💖 you. 😉
Nat ❤️❤️❤️
Miss ya, Menace. 😘 I've been slacking everywhere. Slowly chatting more.
That makes 2 of us.. don’t worry. You know I’m always around 🌹❤️
Absolutely. Same to you! You always know where I can be found.
Ah ha ha
🤣

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For those days when im fact checking when I actually asked you moments..
@zenith oar @fickle ermine #📚sanctuary-rules
Sorry what is this about? I dont get it..
PG server, no sexually suggestive/ explicit memes/images
Oh ok the nun thing, just remove it so sorry
That moment I am introduced to posts on how heavy metal is evil and opens portals to fear spirits from hell 🤔 🤔 would it be inappropriate to prank call them, tell them your name is Garry who is the dark lords personal assistant, and as part of customer cuccess it is important to you that they have a pleasant experience with all products and services 🤣 if not allowed just delete
Exactly! Haha Maybe theyre directly connected to the 9th gate, or an apple tart 😶 no need for portals, 🤣🤣
You’re not supposed to post links, either.
Ok
You always have the best memes. Thank you
glad you enjoy them
You'd miss me
🤣 why you suck. Cause you are a big penis-head immature man child.
Discord would like to make it up to you. We are sorry you had difficulties with your loggin
Enjoy 1 month free nitro
Cheer, roast and meme like never before
Posts meme or roast... gets moderated or banned 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 its in your profile picture. It has 2 eyes and some kind of beard thing
🤣🤣🤣 also has a tongue that can do some pretty impressive stuff
Yeah.. looks like it has a smart mouth that kissed the blarney stone 🤣😆
French kissed the Irish stone🤣🤣
#IdiotProblems why you look so angry. Not angry. Why you look depressed. Not depressed. You need to smile. I'm smiling on the inside. Yea but. Ok bey now 🤣 ffs
You would eat Xmas cakes in August...
👌👌
AI Friend Suggestions
(part 2)
So maybe we can go on hollidays together. I hear theres no place like 127.0.0.0 🤣
Yes I have that Tshirt that saya you bring out my inner cereal killah 🤣
#BrainBubbles 😆 Vol 1, 2 & 3 "How not to talk to Women"
I just cant.. New levels of stupid are hurting my brain 😖 not kidding, they actually said this outloud in the garden, ya know cause im soooo that person. ***hole🤨 #PistOff
For those that confuse RANTS & RAVES for drama. Must be that cultural thing 👌🤣
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Delusional and disrespectful. They can f off
Yyyy ok. Maybe I'm too young and don't understand it 🙂

#📚sanctuary-rules no chat ss
Nope, brute force shutdown, reboot, and run checks off line, ocassionally I boot n nuke 🤣
Catching someone in the act with BS up their sleive?! Hate that..
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Linkedin joys, part 3
Recruiter: we are wondering if you would be interested in JAVA SPRING Software Development.
Me. Sure
Recruiter: What kind of experience do you have?
Me: Desktop Applications and Dynamic Web Projects
Recruiter: I dont understand you, do you know the text thingy with colours
Me: 🤨
For i in Idiots
Select * from user where clue <= 0;
Linkedin joys, part 4 👉
Recruiter: So as a software developer "bek end" la la la la la
Me: Screwing with recruirer: Sorry what language is this in?
Recruiter: Oh its in Dutch
Me: will I ask her what an IDE is. Nahhhhh 🤣
Linkedin Joys part 4 continued;
Recruiter Mistakes, Volume 1, Chapter 5, Page 19
🚩❌
*hope your well and safe
*sorry for the direct approach
*we work for
*check with you if you are looking for jobs
The End
#StackOverflow 🤣🤣
CON-quest. You got duped bro
What if you already have that piece
While funny, this language is inappropriate for this discord. Please try to keep that in mind.
alr
Me 100
*when you at a low place so you write a series about the friends you wish you had.....and become rich.
*papers please?
Yes.. funny how it was always men in mainstream science who got confused until more enlightened men appeared in our world and there weren't many in those days .. women = top of the food chain 🤣 joke aside.. It's amazing. I love the horsehead nebula. Have a thing for Orion aswell can't explain it lol
Thats one thing I see through. I dont like fake. You come correct or dont come at all. You are who you are as they say. 👌
Sounds like me trying to get the girls at my office to do their job.
Yeah.. new thing called "call phobia" 🙄🤣🤣 like my foreign lawyer 109 emails.. when is a good time for us to call you? 😑 just call me you dumb ass 🤣🤣
1800PigeonBingo. Actually useful to client or customer?! Zero! 🙄😑 who runs your service desk and/or works in your legal? Hi I am the operations manager blah blah blah yes you are 😐 I can do your job aswell.. Losing my patience with the pigeon bingo counting to potoes type idiots in my life that cause nothing but stress and possibly a loss of 20% of my IQ 😶 people that still use the star method please go away 👌 stop sending 300 emoticons in your emails and get to the damn point #painful
Next pet-hate 👉 glorified secretaries with overly important sounding job titles. 😐 yes according to Google it just translates to civil servant 😑 you need me to do what now? Sorry I dont get the connection what do my taxes actually pay you to do in that office?!?? Pushing pencils and drinking coffee is not real work!
When random strangers react to your post as if its about them #U1StepAwayFromPsychoVille
Not my circus, not my drama, not my monkey! Not your therapy dog 👌 c ya
These has nothing to do with memes, not everyone likes pain, not everyone can have real tattoos either because of religion or medical condition or jobs, and why does it bother you? This is not your personal rant channel. Please keep it to the topic.
I love the office
States existed in 5000 BCE?! 😱
Just shhhhhhh! Damn 😂
I majored in history what do you expect
I'm teasing...
Perfect CGI 😂
Thanks, I worked hard on it
English isn't so hard.....
The English
I had to think about it for a couple of seconds and English is my first language lol.
The necklace didn't disappear that the ring was on. Pay attention.
Don't yell at me, I didnt make the meme
the necklace didnt fit tight
the poop could
Do not interrupt my Halloween with Christmas please. 😊😜
Who was buried in Lincoln’s tomb?
Napoleon?
А можно по русски
Если это деревянный медведь, может быть
This is going to be me one day.
Ohh god
bushman
🤣🤣
Why would they put this in a cod game 
Because people are mad about the little mermaid 🧜♀️
Because multiplayer can be toxic. Even unranked
I played this game back in the cod 4 days. It has never stopped and probably never will. Everyone just gets their feelings hurt much easier now
Yes I was trying to be sarcastic 
I played the original MW2... I have ptsd
People who think cod is that toxic are casual normies who never played League. It makes cod look like church
#james bit the babysitter again and she finally quit
#if you let Kyle finish, he will quit humping
Hm sadly yes i can. Weird brain does it without me noticing
I have an alliance mate named Kyle…
I feel like this is the most Polish post in the universe 🤣 My great grandpa’s spirit is pleased
Well if you let him finish, he will stop humping 😂😂
Doubt it
Lmao
Exactly. I have similar "secret room" in my house too 😄 under the stairs.
🧐
He's already here
Me in childhood:
I want to see it slightly dented.
Well then people would catch on that it doesn't work...
Of course it works. It’s the Muggles who dent it.
Shhhhhh!
Woohoo
Damage +30% crit 12 poison - 24 per/sec
My eyes. It's hurting my soul!
6:58 AM
Why not all 3...
This is a reminder of #📚sanctuary-rules that explicit sexual content is not allowed in this server

So true... And the most funny part is when It's working, and I don't know why.
Pumpkin spice drinking pumpkin spice😱
I'm non flammable non toxic gas

lol
But, why is the FBI here?
line 54 column 3
i don't mind
Florida man strikes again
Hoooow
Please review #📚sanctuary-rules before posting. There are a lot things I find funny that we shouldn't be posting here. There are also plenty of funny things we can. Keep it sfw
Is this ok?
now i need someone to teach me how to create anti-cowboy measures
Tell him current prices of whiskey
contains a very scary bug
relatable
I do this all the time🤣
Same. Only gets worse 😂
I confirm. That's true.
Be pink so no one will pinky you
Mufasa part killed me xd
😮
Everybody can be a snack. You just need to turn off the lights 😂
Front left is my favorite burner. It's ok to judge me. lol
Back right is my favorite 😂
Bottom right here haha
Soooo true soooooooo true 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😢
I don't see an exaggeration
Kamehameha!!!
Ahhhhh
Instead of talking to people, can I just show them my collection of memes?

You deleted my super meme! bad Nyan! 😤
🔇?
😤😤😤
Smoking is bad. You should quit
Finger guns ftw
I love me too
in case you are wondering these are the
I'm using potatoes because they are cheaper
i use rocks because i don't like to waste food
getting bit by every spider untill one turns you into spiderman
Let’s Debate!!
HOW
I’m glad 2 seems to be the majority!
I would also like to know..
Probably got ran over by another vehicle.. 🤷🏼♀️
I think I would of been upset if 2 wasn't the majority. No matter where I've gone thats how I've seen everyone do it😂
Same! But friendly debates are still fun!
Agreed! Quite interesting to see if others do another way lol
Now I feel like we need to find another one
I roll my towels.. Or they won't fit
you can still buy Easter bunnies in my local shop. lol
I think Mario is a good answer for HOW.
Or Luigi
cough OCD cough
Because october/September is the best time to prepare for April
Or.... NNN 😂
Shhhh
😂😂😂
Exactly!
Be great if that all yall could do. No talking or writing

Is that golems baby? 😂
So there are the servers of this page... Hmmm....
I will steal it. Perfect fitting for current world situation.
I live near Denver and I will forever know how many feet are in a mile
😱
Silent hill here i come🤣
I believe Morgan Freeman said, “I don’t have to do anything but be black and die.” Close enough! 😂
Would really like to know the story behind those stickers. Asking for a friend..😂
Someone likes to party
uhm... tell us more 😂
Sooo true, I broke two keyboards at Escape from Tarkov 😤
do not give up your hopes and dreams
Or just except reality and flush them.
Working? Working! So where is the problem 😂
So I made these on Facebook and a few people wanted them for their discord so I figured I'd share here
Had to do both 😁
a lot worse
It's hard being a high functioning psychopath
high, not functioning psychopath i am
@wooden turret duck (your head) 👀
Maybe he is bad batman. Hm.... Badman 😂
I love dinos 😄
It's all middle aged men. Have fun.
Takes her waffles and leaves
But it's the same with the snake. If the snake attacks you, start a fist fight with it. The snake has no hands so you should easily win.
What type of snake 🐍
I think most snakes don't have arms.
Most are too little to throw hands with. Just step on them
meh, boornig. Fistfight is more Honorable 😛
Just hide somewhere. We cannot see through walls, yet.




