#🎯off-topic-chat
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are we talking wombat poo here? @queen notch
Lmaoooo
Nah I just saw that another mod told us we are in the wrong section.
Plus everything in Australia, is 50 cents upsized 
The spiders are scary, the raccoons are scary. Bugs are huge!
the jokes on you, we don't have raccoons
we have possums
they die alot by being run over
Yeah, @fierce plaza is a chat killer
possums

OH!
possums are our version of raccoons
Trash panda are cute
I know my friend said possums are made of metal. The car gets dented and they go running off unscathed!
Think their skull is a brick
😮 are you from Oz too Kazumi?
@carmine plank fun's in here
The wizard of oz
That's kangaroo's, you do not want to drive into a kangaroo at 100kmph
But no. My world is cold….living in the north
the car will probably lose just as much the kanga will die
That’s like hitting a deer
Here
I dun think you wanna ram into a roo
I mean I hear about animal roadkills alot. I never seen one before. We don’t have much wildlife running around where I’m from.
Where is that
Ohhh I have a player who lives there too.
pretty much
Mostly indo and malay my alliance
I have friends on the game in sinagpore
I've been once, it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
my shorts stuck to my skin
That’s how Hong Kong is
lol! I think most of the SEA country is like that
The humidity is just. Nope.
Yeah. But I’m mostly in an NA alliance. So the time zones are a little here and there xD
i'm the same, NA alliance times are great for me, reset is 10am and events happen around 11am, puuurfect
Asian alliances tend to do war too late like 9pm their time which is 11pm for me, it's too late
I’m in NA. And in an Asian alliance lol
My events are mostly during my working time. So I have a “scheduled” stomachache if I am really needed. If not, I just skip it. I value the people I met more than the rewards xD
But the recent doom probably cost me my precious sleep. 
Next week my times change and will always miss res / clash
Ooof. How about rotating the time slot o.o
No no. It’s okay. We’ve had same time slots for 5 years
😮 5 years! I feel like I played this game for a while, but I still ask doodoo questions all the time 
January I’ll be 5
The seniors xD well it was nice to be able to chat with people out of my state. And nice to meet yall! Gotta get back to work! Have a lovely evening / day!!
Meh
Heeeeeey
Over sleeping all your alarms is a great way to start the day, yall should try it
🤣
I have the annoying habit of waking up minutes before my alarm sounds.... Kind of like an utterly evil reverse snooze button....
Oof yeah not me, I take forever to fall asleep and im super difficult to wake up. Its a fun cycle
The best if you can wake up without alarm
👍 🤣
Any coffee to pour out this morning? 👀
You touch my coffee and I'm not responsible for my actions this morning
Now that I've had my coffee I still think unspeakable violence will happen if bj pours coffee out
I never have to get my hands dirty, blue takes care of the violence
🫣
It's that chaotic gremlin energy
I know, I love it!
I can just sit here with my coffee and popcorn and watch the show


does anyone want to finish my laundry for me?
I have a blanket that feels like 50 pounds when wet that needs washing lol
Not particularly lol
🤣
IH#qlW9SMWFXuZ0Y9K3o825tQHyoeBmE7chmQNNvX6iI7so

Dude wtf is up with today lol
I wish I could tell you 🤣
I blame Blue. She woke and chose violence today. 🤷🏻♂️
So the real question is when don't I lol
Mmm true. You are an exemplary example of maintaining a bully grindset.
It's also been on steroids since coming out of being sick
And here I thought you were already turned up to 11
Nope it's just pent up violence lol
@blissful dune it would not trick me with a mustache! 😒
Seriously? But a mustache is a fool proof disguise. This turns my entire understanding of the world upside down.
Maybe if it also was wearing Clark Kent glasses
Stop drinking yourself
but im so sweet that i cant hold myself
🤮
Did you literally say good morning and then vanish and then say good night today??
Yes... Very long work day... I do 16 hours half of the time
Don't forget... I also work holidays...🤮
I work some to save time for other days
Did you really respond with No???
Just depends and its a choice lol
Yes cause I know what that stop meant🤣
🤣 🤣
No
Chomsieeeee
I seen you typing
How's the future?
I could tell!
It's late and rainy
Now that's funny🤣
This has escalated
Choms he said it first get him not me!
.......

Anyone here in California and looking for a cat? I have to get rid of some fosters ASAP and am willing to drive all over the state
Not the place for this #📚sanctuary-rules
Good luck with your cat
Back already 👀
Get some proper sleep
Hey @robust raft this is me from the future, it's time to wake up
Also here is your daily horoscope: Almost every cosmic indicator is working in your favor now, so be ruthless with yourself and banish any doubts you may have about where you are going and what you are doing. The path you are on is exactly the right one for you.
I wish
What's my horoscope???
I want to know if it's going to be a bad day...
IF ???
I will fake a flat tire...
A bad day for me can be terrifying...
Mercury is in retrograde, you are doomed
I already made it to work 😩
What’s up
Think you need to go home
I woke up feeling like my neck was in a vise... I'm just mentally prepping for how much fun work will be today.
Girl that was 430 in the morning, absolutely not🤣🤣
Hey thats when I woke up! You can't just stay in bed all day, you have stuff to do!
☕
Amazing skit. Absolutely hilarious. I have watched this short, about 300 times and must now watch again
You're up early
the cat was howling in my ear and the husband thought itd be cool o open up the window and freeze me alive so i curled up in front of space heater with coffee
Ohhh
Divorce?
i was thinking more no cooking from me for a couple dys lol
he can fend for himself lol

Hey

U missed #🗓regular-events
Is this like one of those say hi in every channel and never respond ? We said hi back
They’re too cool to say hi back
I wish I could be cool like that..
@plucky crescent long winded, but here is a joke:
A politician passes away and stands before St Peter and asks if they will be allowed into heaven. Peter tells the politician they can choose after seeing both heaven and hell. First was heaven, quiet and peaceful with people relaxing and talking. Second was hell, people laughing, drinking, and playing and seemingly very happy. Standing back at the gate the politician chose hell. Upon entering it is dry, extremely hot, and people fighting everywhere. The politician asks - what happened?!?! What you saw before was the campaign brochure said Peter, this is what you actually get.
😂😂😂
Morning
I should have stayed home
I stabbed my mouth with a French fry that hurt lol
Some sort of frozen seasoned fries they are my favorite
Ohhh lol
Fries and mayo, the bomb
Using an airfryer for fries is amazing!!! Actually cook them to the way you like them consistently
I do fries with mayo and hot sauce🤣
But I had a headache so was drinking caffienated soda and fries... had a fry so crispy it stabbed me
🤣
Mix the mayo and ketchup
Hell yeah!
I'm not a huge mayonnaise fan but a British friend taught me that mix
Malt vinegar is another thing That fries taste good with
I do mayo but not hot sauce
I am obsessed with hot sauce on a lot of my savory foods lol
That’s like me and chilli, I get this smoked garlic chilli sauce… sooo good
Can't do too hot...
the hot sauce i use aint too hot sauce its more a mild kick with good flavor
I only do fries... As is...
basicness... still yum
I've done fries with mayo or Fries with malt vinegar
and cheese curds🤤
i got spicy ramen and a cosmic brownie lol
Fries with gravy and cheese curds is Poutine... 😂
That's exactly what I was getting at lol
I figured... I'm not knocking Poutine, I've just had to dial back on fun stuff like that, since I'm older now and my metabolism isn't metabolicking so good no more....
i love poutine but its hard to find ingredients for it so havent had it in ages
first tried it in school got hooked
You say that to your cheesecakes too!
The cheesecakes are a happy mystery... I don't know why they show up alongide my marginally good for me Friday dinner... 🤓
Good morning
Good morning!
Good morning everyone, but the weather is bad 🫤
Good morning. Raining here too
Yesterday it was so warm that I was wearing a T-shirt, and today it's wet and cold 😆
Time for coffee 
Yes
I actually have weekend plans for once 😂
Plans???
Oh...
Bow hunting... That's what's happening this weekend...
I'm chilling with my mother in law ad hubs on sunday
Buffalo Bills on Sunday...
Ewww sports
Um im hanging around my house being bored by myself. Probably gonna read some books
You keep for food?
Yes!!! I'm not in it for trophies... I eat everything I hunt...
Nothing wrong with that
Reading is my Saturday plans
Well all day reading
Well I am a simple man who is easily entertained...
And I am a gremlin that hates sports
My ex wife hated sports...🤣
I never got into sports
It iss when it makes me saaad🤣
I can only read for so long and then I get antsy
So then I run around with the dog
I don't stay focused on a lot of things... Except hunting and plants... Everything else I lose focus...
I can read for 12 hours as long as I got stuff to sip and munch
I also love the genre I read so I get hooked quickly
Also how I ended up devouring a 500 page book in 6 hours
I want to go on an adventure instead of reading one lol
😂 fair
Knowing me when I'm on the beach next year if I can id read a book relaxing😂
This is the Adhd brain. Adhd only being a "disorder" because the dynamics of human existence changed. The adhd brain was the hunters brain. Hyper focused to maintain all that is necessary, to make a meal for the group.
For me, it's easily obtained driving at high speeds. Lol. I am usually 20 over, especially on highways. There isn't anything else. No pain, no thoughts. Just the cars around me, the road, and the steering wheel.
That sounds amazing to me
Time for a shelfie?
When I am hunting the rest of the world doesn't exist... I don't always take the shot... I enjoy watching everything too...
Makes sense.
gorgeous most the books i read are on KU
I have moved to mostly PaperWhite, when I read. So much cheaper and faster
But.... the public library has a used book store down the street from me
because i read dark romance KU has been very budget friendly on what books i can read i got access to alot
Honestly, its been over a year since I read anything substantial
I don't know which box my R.A. Salvatore books 🧐 are in but I've got 8 boxes of books in my attic... I love reading too... I also have 3 more book shelves in a back bedroom...
🤣
I started 30 years ago with F.R. books
1966
Dope

I have a ton of poetry...
For a book lover I only have this 1 shelf 👀 I'm very picky with physical copies
Hubs books that I started reading and adopted into my shelf
Oh I do have a small section of horror
Hehehehehe
Dumb monkey starts book talk
Hahahahaha
I wasn't a fan but I started reading Voltaire and I kind of found something I enjoyed...
I startee buying fakebooks as decor for my shelves only to realize they were more expensive than books i actually want to read
Most my real books are $15 to 22
My most prized book-
Has been to Afghanistan and US soldiers in UN companies read and signed it, and I got it back 2 years later
On a Pale Horse
By Piers Anthony
All my books live in my phone
We need to get you a PaperWhite or something
JAT over here writing an entire disposition for us
Funny... I bought a book back in 1998... While watching 13 hours for the first time I hit pause when they got to the C.P..... Ox said "All the heavens, hells and gods are within us"... It took me 20 minutes but I knew what he was reading....
I also read it while deployed...
I pray you made ot back in one piece, both mind and body, my brother
Absolutely
Great read...
I must now read
Joseph Campbell explains so much... I would have loved to have been his student...
It gave me a better understanding of life...
Have you read
The Tao of Pooh?
No
It started me in a road that probably saved my life
B. Hoff uses characters from the orginal Pooh stories, to explain Taoism for the western mind
Easy, entertaining read, the might open your eyes more
You should read Joseph Campbell... Along the same lines... Except he breaks down story's, nursery rhymes and religion... Everything...
Whats a paper white
wow I got very different taste
Pretty sure I have similar tastes to you 🤣😝
Chances are very high seems once I started getting back into reading found out read alot of the same things other women do lol
Reading in general is good for you...
I read the back of the shampoo bottles
If you've been in that one on topic chat every 2 weeks you will know a few series ive read lol
I've done that 🤣
That's only for when ya forget your phone in the bathroom
I think im gonna reread fourth wing this weekend though, give my mind something to do
I am elbow deep in fan theories
I need to read that other romantasy series that's also very popular but I heard it's long as heck
ACOTAR?
Yea that one
I started book 1, didnt go far with it lol🫣
I went from empyrean series straight into dark romance and never really went back
I heard crescent city you also have to read with acotar and when I heard that I went nope
Bad enough the one universe I want to get into has 42 books
Ohh I haven't heard of that
There is another series not just crescent city you got read too lol
Maybe 1 day ill have patience
Oh thats a lie I did read a dark romantasy that was pretty nice
I used to go to a website where I could kindle download free ebooks, they were never top tier books but some were good, I could usually find one to read
I like KU I can borrow some books give em back grab more as I read
After the series I'm reading... im reading my first non happy ending not really not ready for that
Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind. Favorite series myself.
First book is Wizards First Rule
Whats it about
Fantasy... magic... hero, heroine, bad guy bent on world domination
Each book in the series is centered around a life lesson, otherwise known as wizards rules
I have Icannotreadnormalbooksitis👀
Interesting
XD
This board is for people who play only this game?
Well it's made for this game 👀
I see. I like the game. I have never been here. Do you play?
Sure do. That's why I'm on this discord 😅
whT BOARD... THIS IS A SIP COFFEE AND BE WEIRD CHANNEL LOL
oops caps lock lol
True
Hmmm. Weird can be a perception. I’ll keep it in check
Just don't let them know that you are going to sleep... I didn't say blue and rage don't want anyone to sleep... I am just saying don't let anyone know you are going to sleep...
I almost feel the need to tell them
We dont want you to go to sleep
Everyone else seems fine to sleep
Hahaha so it is crazy. Cool. Cool
I actually have a headache and my nose hurts from being headbutt by my dog 🤣
Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Bawk ause!
That was eggcelent
Poor dog... Why did you headbutt him???

We were playing and he stood up and WHACK bloody nose for me
My GSD was clumsy when playing...
Yes yes full bull in a China shop this one
Just a few minutes ago he knocked my broom over and then looked to me to move it like he couldnt step over it on the ground

Head butt him back and show him who’s boss
Nooo he didnt mean to 🥺
That’s what he wants you to think as he’s secretly dominating u with those puppy eyes
Sup
Okay
Good morning
Good morning everyone 🌄😊🙌🏼👋🏼🤙🏼🫶🏼🌺
🤣🤣
i got a pot of espresso roast coffee let cause mayhem

😳
why are you shocked?
🤣

I have that effect 🤣
I dp too occasionally

What you peeking at??
Nothing
Turns out drowning eggs in hot sauce is yum lol
I need to get food, haven't eaten yet
I just made eggs and toast
It's 2pm here... I haven't eaten anything either
I got 🍕
Thats good, I had a pulled pork sammich
I had crispy fries
I should probably eat... I guess
Yes
It's time to be a responsible adult and munch on something

I had pizza

Me too!
Have you guys ever heard of "The Game"?
Good morning
41 here now. Too cold
We say that now😫 but you know in a few months we gonna be way worse🤣
It's 41° here too
Im hoping maintenance comes takes out our ac soon so we can use our house heat over a space heater
I had to ask my Landlords to come take put the window units and turn heater on
It dropped to freezing, twice this week

Same we had to put a work order in for it still waiting and we hit the weekend so I'm freezing my bootey off
Coffee for warmth!
It warmed up to 51. I was doing some gardening
C'mon out to Vegas. We're at a cool 83⁰ right now. Lol
She got about 15 yards away from me... Don't worry... She still lives... She's young...
So fun, I love seeing deer as long as im not driving, im always worried they're gonna get the leaps

I've hit 3 deer with 2 vehicles...
My mom has too, I call her mommy deer-est
And always say i saw her friends when I'm out and about
I just got a picture of her mom...
You live out in the country? I wish i did
No... I live in a city... My hunting spot is about 35 minutes away...
Yes
Cool
I was in a tree today... But decided to let them live... Too young...
Ok well when you get one, I will take some deer jerky k? K.
Ok
🤣 🤣


M-41-UK
I was about to say i was getting ready for bed and everyone should make sure you stay quiet 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 you give in too easy
Yeah... I have to work a lot this week... otherwise I would run with it...🤣 🤣 🤣
😂😂 fair!
Agreed!
Wake up @rotund brook ! It's Monday!
Time for coffee 
I wish a coffee fairy would start me coffee for when I wake up
If you put a coffee bean around your pillow, fairy comes and makes you coffee
🤣
I have 1 of those 👀 but it's a person not a fairy xD
Ok she is jealous😂
I can understand jealousy over that🤣
🤣
Absolutely I am!
hubs mostly does it so no one gets murdered... i really am not myself when tired and no caffiene
I was up at 4am...

Well I didnt know thaaat
That's a normal work day morning 😔
So how was everyones monday
Good and intressting
I felt sick halfway through the day and called a half day in for work
is a normal Monday
Annoying
Whys that
Our pipes blew again and our basement wet again
😱
3rd time in 4 days our sewage has gone poof
Very gross and now a hubs problem to clean cause I no longerhave that kind of strength
I can be 
It's only a problem after 3 days and people not letting me sleep
do we go sleep?
Dang it
we must make the world cat free 😂
Discord gif world
oh Your name is Cat ehm and mod
ehm ehm
Why are we running
Hi
Hello
i was busy downing half a frozen pizza lol
🤣🤣
I just had a piece of caramello
I need Saturday to roll around so I can get clearance Halloween candy
day after holidays be best for discounted stuff
Absolutely!
time can slow down tho i am not ready to be 26 yet lol
When's your bday?
6 days after halloween
😱 I will try to remember!
Im terrible with dates and numbers🤣 its a miracle i remember anything tbh
i like to treat halloween as my early birthday present lol
Heck yeah! I would
I use st Patrick's day for my bday parties lol
im great with numbers but with numbers for birthdays lol
My birthday sucks.... I have Memorial Day...😔
You'll just have to celebrate with us then
my fun fact my mom was upset i almost had a sibling born in october close to my birthday but she came in august🤣
this doesnt sound bad tho
I was supposed to be born in April, i was almost exactly a month early myself
i was a scheduled baby due to my brother so i think they semi got to chose lol
I can see how it would be for a vet (I think I saw the other day you said you served?)
ok that i can understand 👀
Ohh that makes sense
Yeah... It's not the same anymore...
Poor turkey be typing away and we've sent 5 things in between
im a removal baby xD
I'm not fast... 🤣
Its okay, we know 
we already knew that lol
Not fast with typing 😒
🤣🤣🤣
Aren't you glad you were summoned?

you dont look very threatening
i dont think alot looks scary to me lol
and proves my point
Oops I got distracted
At a time like this???
we are picking on his weakness👀
Did we win?
yep

wise move to lose
Can I be the one you knock unconscious so I can sleep good today?
he is not allowed to sleep
Am I though? Cause I dont wanna be sick no mo

🤣
Giving me nightmares is not going to help me sleep mister

Good morning
Question ?
Combien peut-on gagner en taille de file grâce au mécha ?
Mmhmm I got horrible sleep again last night, might call off work 😩
I did 😂
Atta girl
Good morning everyone 🌄🙌🏼☕🤙🏼
I get more requests from bot accounts to add me on this server than any other in my list
Implement some kind of bot detection ffs
my morning vitamin is rude likes to make me throw up... so no thank you lol
I am so over this week
My day started f'd but leveled out.
I woke up to a maintenance worker this morning telling me we were on a no water usage cause it blew again xD
😵💫
Did you listen to she works hard for the money??
And now I we have to go if we have a drill cause we are supposed to take ACs put ourself im over adulting lol
No, but it did go through my head a few times
Why you throwing money at people?
I just did 16 hours and I wanted to make it rain... All I heard is she works hard for the money... I'll make it rain...🤣 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I mean, if you wanna make it rain into my palm. Im okay with it
I'm driving
🤣
Drive safe and get off your phone!
Gimme
💤

Kind of obsessed got to watch the first episode of It:Welcome to Derry... so goodddddd

Is that a potato? 👀
Morning
Good morning
Afternoon 🙂
Good morning everyone
what happend to your face 😮
👀
Demon of potatoes!

Doesn't the Darkside feel sooooooo gooood ,baby?
I was promised cookies
I can buy you even more cookies with the money I'm not giving to PnS anymore... 😎
Hey and good morning PNS, can we please make event items more available through dailies and lairs with out spending money to complete events? Also for the search events can we also please stop limiting the diamond purchase of 30 items and can we please buy them all with diamonds?
#📝game-suggestions you can suggest it here
This thread is just goofballs chatting about non PNS things
Exactly how I do it!

Chocolate & Berry Danish Halloween version🐈⬛

Today I kept thinking it was Friday 🫣 🤭
I wish
I think that's better than thinking a Sunday is Tuesday
Also 😆 but I was rushing all day to get to the tundra 😂
It's a fact 😅
Training and stuffing my brain with information
I need a nap
👀
Anyone else feel stupid af thinking you actually meant something to someone.
😂
Good morning

Oh are you on the other swing? You should dip your head in the water, its great fun
Just exhausted... This weekend is going to be another horrible one...
Why
It's probably going to be three 16 hour shifts again... Friday to Sunday... I am at least off tomorrow...
I hope it's not fast... Boring is good!!!
Oh😂
Well I'll be bored probably this weekend, so if it's fast for you I'll do the boring for you
Oh.
Oh
Yeah
This was productive hater😂

I'm playing I only know what it means in the context of milking
🤣🤣🤣 did you cause a scene yet?
I just saw, you did a Halloween scene

🤐
Good morning everyone 😊
Good morning
Morning sunshines!
Good morning
I slept late
Same... I'll take whatever sleep I can get
You can get you an old man nap this afternoon 
😒
It's hilarious though...🤣
😊A small snack after dinner
I mean, obviously, cause im hilarious
The back and forth is great
Im going to take that as an agreement of my hilarity. Its okay you dont have to say it
There's a little hilarity in there...
🤣🤣
I feel called out.... And more than a little bit triggered.... 
Ice coffee???
It's steaming so no lol
I dont like ice coffeeee, gotta be hot
I had to look again 😂
I will drink either
Coffee is coffee to me but if it's iced coffee needs to be cold without the over usage of ice cubes
I can't drink it cold, its weird for me lol
I use creamer, but I can't do that either

















