#🎯off-topic-chat
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Hoping also that there's some group of people who give them a good beating yo make them quit of their habit. That someone who follow them wherever they are ...
Amen😁
Not only they destroy the states but even they talk crap all the times in chat
For now they didn't talk they just hit without saying 😭😭
The pirates I met at the start of my gaming were dirty old shits. You bit luckier than me😂
I still know some.lol
Gonna tell you a secret. There's 1 mighty pirate at my state too😂I am on my way to fly 😂 imagine if a 2billion keeps living under shield))
Unfortunately flights are so hard to get with it resetting every three days
This is the only pirate that I like😁
Time to shake the bag out
😂don't shake it hard
yeah cause all them boys come runnin
No doubts🤣
🤣
Gosh🤣🤣🤣
Good lord this tablet has a mind of its own sometimes
Lord why am playing through phone🙏
🤣🤣🤣
it was easier playing through a phone but i found i can play on amazon fire tablet
Wanted to buy a tablet coz of bigger screen but they told me this phone is better than tablet. I said: okay whatever. Am in hurry. My dailies undone🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ye. Just need something to put the finger on it and click. No matter what kinda is🤣🤣🤣

Gosh. My heart🤣🤣🤣
Emojis look so different lol
Heart attack🤣
Don't do it again. My heart works by a battery🤣🤣
My heart needs to become stronger.lol
Doing nuts now.lol
Cya. Going to do some rallies and then bed time
Goodnight dear
No links please 😃
Posting links which are not official game links is against the #📚sanctuary-rules
I said I I didn't know geez 😑
Good morning gaming community 😊🌼
Yeah and the link was still there so i have repeat what kraverek said and deleted it by myself 👀
Can you take a screenshot of my disability I have.
Not a link
I keep this screenshot to explain what disability I have
Well, im sorry for your disability. Just think to not post links again in here and there is everything fine 😊
People pressuring me is one of the reasons I quit games for a long while
It's something to do with my disability
I dont think that in here now anyone has set you under pressure
Kraverek has said to you link was against rules and i just repeat it to explain why i delete it and to make you aware to not do it again... there is no pressure or anything... so let us just keep going on 🌼
Im going to make me a coffee 😊✌️
Hahahaha I remember when I was new in this game and Discord I was kick here on this page because I post my selfie and didn't read any rules I thought it was allowed to post a pic because I saw someone did 😂🤣 now every content I read carefully 😅
I post it on Alliance Recruitment because my leader told me to post my pic to gather some players and I was tricked by him 😂
Good morning y’all
Good morn
😳
Well I need to find a Volkswagen repair shop.
Interesting no one around close?
Mostly just dealerships and people who deal with everything else. A lot of the smaller shops don't have the tools to deal with the Volkswagen or German cars in general
It's running right now but the electrical system's being weird at times
Dealerships you will pay more but you get a better trade in value because it’s in their system and know what’s done to it
I would very much rather not replace this car. It's exactly what I wanted
Just saying if you ever wanted you get a better trade in value taking it to dealerships to get fixed
Think my last vehicle I replaced added 2,000 for the trade in because it was in their system and know what’s done with it
All major repairs on the car were done at dealerships
Idk if I would trust a small shop for electrical though
I just don't have the money right now. Every major repair on this car has cost 2K or more
I got really hosed over the pandemic when it came to financial
Oh I lost my job. That's what screwed me
It's such a cute puppers
Ooof that ain’t good
It's life
Good everything . Morning.evening.night.lol
My job became in person. The office was like 3500 miles away... so I don't work there anymore lol
Oof. Yeah, that'll do it
Long bus ride in in the morning
Leave on Monday get there on Wednesday... If you're lucky
Petty much
I don't understand why companies are pushing to bring people back into an office
@placid ginkgo …….. my brother @frigid prism would be sooo disappointed 😂

Damn, think of the mileage allowance though 🤩
Good morning 🌼👀
Good morning ❤️
Good morning
Good Morning 😴
Hello, can someone help me, how to increase the following percentages
Fighter dmg up
Fighter Dmg Taken Down
Shooter dmg up
Shooter Dmg Taken Down
Rider dmg up
Rider Dmg Taken Down
Some of the apex nanoweapons give you these boosts, here Zephyr's apex hammer
Actually, I don't have mill 2 boost, but i have dmg up %
was wondering what upgrades do i do to further increse that
Also an alliance member has Dmg taken down % but all 1 %
How can i get that?
I don't think they have researched all to mill 2
Mil 2 is hq30 and up research
mil 2 and Nanos are all I know for those boosts but i truly don't pay attention alot to it
dmg taken down is nova research as well
Thanks all
Thats troop dmg
not individual troop ones
Then m2 for dmg taken down.
isn't m2 for dmg up
It's for all the boosts you were asking about above
The damage up is further down on the research tree
You guys are the best
I have a long way to go for that 😂
My military 2 is finished😂
Mine as well.
Hey all 😊 🌼
M3 sucks
Because you need proton accelators for them? 👀 i have not open m3 yet... but i can imagine its annoying
Ohhhh lol... thats a lot of them you need
Im still annoyed by trying to research formations because it takes soooooo long in days 😂 but that small issues compared to those proton accelerators
So now i have it right i guess lol
If you are not sure then wait a bit... why you are unsure? Stats worries? Troops? Or just afraid because its the last step of hq upgrade?
Because there is no going back
What I’m doing too
Thatd whipe out 1 3rd of my proton stash🫣
Good morning y’all
Good morning
Good morning
How’s everybody?
At work and I don't wanna 😩
At work 😭
Save diamonds for mines. Top levels give you the prtons you need plus all the other stuff. Much better than getting them directly with diamonds
Billy Jack is in our state .. we're saved 😭😭
👀
3 days trial is over OVO
What does it mean?
He will hunt OVO 😁
Just like the Michael Jackson song
Or OVO him. Depends who will catch who first without bubble
lol, have you seen Billy jack?
Nope. Not yet.
Look at global leader board and you’ll see he’s in 453
I'm not keeping track on leaderboard. But thanks !
No worries. Good to know who’s who when wasteland conquest comes around.
His alt hurts as much as his main
Yep
Hello
I wonder if OVO big will move to 453 still. They are still in 400
Probably not now. Can't speak specifically for OVO but usually others that play like that are cowards and run from a big fight.
It's an interesting play as they part moved... Has Billy Jack split them up or will they fly and bubble
Probably gonna wait 30 days and try a new state with the whole group, just gotta see if the new rules will be at place
Wonder if someone will go to the other half of OVO and force their hand to move somewhere... Shame that pns refused to help stop them, but there are good people that are strong enough to help.. Billy Jack.. 👏
He can't be online 24/7 - they can just shield and catch anybody that isn't when Billy Jack is asleep.
When he can Thanos your sanctuary in a single shot, you gonna test to see if he's online?
Yes, I have plenty of Valiant experience relocating when an enemy is marching into my base. Figure out what time zone he plays in and it's not hard to figure out when he's going to be asleep. Even if awake, at an un-Godly hour he won't be fully alert.
Our real problem is the 2 people with a billion might and the rest of them we can fight them if Billy Zeroed this 2 guys they'll lost their will to jump and burn another state
its not VC, theyll loose those troops
That wasn't the point - the point is many people are used to relocating away when they see a stronger player teleporting next to them and attacking. Valiant provides the experience to do so for free.
so then everyone will do that too and no one gets hit
Those two are very beefy. As a T10 Shooter, I don't problems with most Riders I face. But I couldn't even make a dent in OVO's mid tier Rider Player (met him in Nuka) - much less their top Riders.
its all pointless
You’re discounting the fact that alliances can freeze a player once a week and they have war frenzy to run out. Imagine the whole state will be bird dogging any ovo player that is trying to escape…
Anyone have a friend in 546 by chance? 🥺Have a friend in the military that just came back after being offline for like 6 months, and his main got ported there.... he needs help getting home 😵💫
Good morning 😊🌼
Good morning

Good morning
Morning
Morning y’all
🧐
You shouldn't stare it's rude...
Good boys don't spy on people
I closed one of my eyes.
Just finished work and lurking for some food
Naaah, we are not eating dogs 😂
Why would you eat a dog? They not have cows there?
I got to tell Mom to get stuff to make either biscuits and gravy or Pierogi this weekend
Pierogi ❤️
Oh damnit. Nie you made me hungry.
Lol
Yes, cows. Are tasty!
I got a recipe from one of the guys in my alliance. It's I think his aunt's recipe so actually from Poland
Share if you can, thank you 🙂
I buy them at the market
You can but hamburgers too. Sushi too.
But homemade tater better 🙂
Buying sushi at the market? I'm not sure that's a good idea
For me it's always working. Sometimes I'm I'll after it but it's sushi. 
Gas station sushi is better
Why not make both?
Good way to end up sick
At least know you’re getting sick lol, versus chancing with a market lol
There's a restaurant I get my sushi from. They use fresh everything. And they're surprisingly affordable
In current time, it's mystery.
Cheap and fresh.
Hello
how does a main get moved to a diff state?
Hello
I was thinking about the same. Maybe a person who was taking care about his account, decided to jump.
I've had my account somehow quit my alliance, change names, removed all my crap, and shield. No one else has access to my stuff I changed binds asap after that. I never found out what happened
They needed a vacation?
I have no clue
👀
I was already empty I recently popped the day before it happened lol
The first one?
A 1099 employee.
I am answering snakes 🐍. Coz I like them 🤠
An adder?
Correct
Huzzah!
Are we going Middleville here
👉🏻👈🏻
Back to eating peeps then 
I can't do peeps
It's my once a year treat I get I can't do the amount of sugar it has very often
Never had a peep
Good morning 👀🌼
Not only sounds, but taste yum
Just working up the courage to crawl out of bed for some lol
I'm still in bed. And not planing to crawling out
I have no choice my smaller piggy some how detached the water bottle again
Morning
Stupid question about snakes. I thought it's a real question. Wtf
Morning everyone
Is it tho
Yeah sun is shining and the birds are chirping
It's cloudy. And I can see a hawk in the tree
Don’t bring out small dogs then
It’s dangerous out there
My Gucci crocks got me protected
Trying to blind the hawk?
Hello
Morning! 🤩
That was a good game at the end of it I didn't care who won - that was a good game.
I didn't really care either. I wanted Bengals to take it all
Lot's of records broken this game too. Especially with all of Jalen hurts 3rd and 4th down pushes. Literal pushes 😂
Hello everyone 😊
Hello
Hola
Good morning people 😘
don't ya just love the ads for this game, I don't remember doing this...
If google play or Apple play do anything veruss fake ads, we will not have such problems. In normal games, there is not such problems, but in mobile games, fake ads has almost every game...
No outside links. If you do this again you're going to get muted
You are serious today... 😯
I've been known to be that way occasionally
👀
Eat snickers 🤣
I can mute you too if you want...
You should know by now I won't. Unless you do something horrible. And I do need to get coffee and I will be less grumpy once I have coffee
☕
It's morning for you, i forgot
For me lunch time.
I wish pictures worked. I have coffee I'm just waiting for it to finish brewing
@frozen vapor I see this emoji! 😤
She can mute you 👀just said its true 👀
There needs to be a ban hammer emoji
Depends from the mod. Sometimes I recieved a mute without any information. Because of meme. So it's easy 🙂 🤠
I have a couple

I don't go into the meme channel often. The other mods seem to enjoy it more

Morning y’all
Ooo
Someone’s getting the mute hammer
Make it ban hammer instead
Be like pooof
I’ll poke them eyes😬
Como estas?
You should be called, eyes poked man 😂
I'm fine señior 😊 how bout you ?
Actually not bad at all

Good to hear that ☺️
Yup yup
learn more lurking
call me a voyeur of sorts 😏
Lurking is very important!
@zenith magnet gets it
Yass! 😄
Lurking is hard
not really, I do it in alliance chat in game, can go all day without speaking
lol I see I always talk and crack jokes at people
Dare you to take her step stool away
I used to, but Im old now
and.. sometimes my mouth runs before my brain can catch up so theres that
Nyan is like blind cat, she will not notice it, easy 😄
Im sure, more of us has that problem
wait, being old or mouth before brain?

what about both?
That happens on a Saturday night
I mean i have both so sure
Depends on what it means to be old 😄
oh well that explains it, Every night is saturday night for 🍷 is my friend
Ooo red wine
Roll out the red carpet too?
Be like tadaaaaa
Be like I’m here what are your other two wishes
red carpet ❤️
red sweet wines are my fav
Ooo nice
after sweet wines, the head always hurts, so prudence is recommended 😛
my head usually is fine, lol. the other parties ears are not, for I have talked them off.
bless their hearts for putting up with me too lmao
👀


😳

I'm not convinced he doesn't eat them

He doesn't, theyre all stuck in his nose.
Twerking frog... Now I saw everything 👀
Can you dance like this? 👀👀
when i walk my booty naturally does this
trying not do it is a talent i have yet to obtain
Nope, I'm not a frog 🤣
Areeee uuuu suuuure?
I double check. Nah, not a frog.
And who are you then? Hmmm
Walk slower 😅
it doesnt work 😟

Blue tastes like blueberries
Don’t make me graffiti your walls again
Yes, she is cat haha
Im always sweet and innocent
He? Sorry
It’s a girl
Hard to recognize by Avatar 
😝😝😝
What did I do to you?
I tried to find funny meme to this but nah. No memes
You don’t visit me anymore 😰
I left
From 199?
Yeah
Don’t or I will kill you 🥹
Whyyy
You woulda saw me in sc if I was still there
I'm running fast 😅
It got boring to me😬
Like froggy
Oh come on
Where are u now?
164
Boooo
And where are u from?
And state 🌚
Have to beat up some mods so I went to where there’s three of them😳
265
Mods love you. Do bot be afraid 😂😂
And what’s your game profile? 🌚
🤔
Scary
What’s Azzies tag?
Im pretty sure I’ma get rallied now
I saw that!
Lol
Shes sneaky too
Imma put you in timeout.
I'll ping you off the wall

I will be lagging in middle air ?
Excuse you
Nyannnnn

It's was nice to meet you Crayons 😂
First time anyone's said that
You should know me that I'm joking a lot 🤨
Don't give him hope
😬😮
i was in 164 before going to 463
👀👀
👉 👀 +
I only been there a month now I believe
Im just a rookie
me too
Everyone was a rookie
I was born with 3 years experience
😳
good evening ☺️
It's still the day before for me. But I hope you have a wonderful Valentines
Still 3 hours here till valentines day lol ive had my presents for a while now😂
I have a date with my paperwork and desktop 😁
Wow that's great your partner will be happy 😊
Morning?😳
Oh there's a Lloyd in it I didn't saw that 😂
We do the same thing every year. Anime and dinner at home. I cook his favorite meal and then he surprises me with a new stuffy and flowers. We are predictable people lol
You guys are having a good time 😍
Lol I see😂😂
Mine's pretty similar. I'll be in the office fixing computers
Prolly the same, except she knows I hate flowers.
Aweeee
Your name is Lloyd ? Hahahaha
Oh nope I was surprised it was morning for you already
Me after work I'll shut myself in my room watching anime and movies 😂
Yes on the Asian side. On my place it's already 9:26 am
Good night my friends
K-On!!!
My favorite anime 😊
I love all anime, too much to pick from
10:52 pm here
Hehe that's my time zone too
Get out me shower copier
Good morning 🌼 wish you all a wonderful tuesday/valentinesday 😊
Morning falla
i got someone promoting a game in my dm and i didnt approve the dm
from this server
i know this is against the rules of the server
and idk where to ask about it
well i guess ping me if anyone wants to do anything about it
ya gotta be patient for someone to tend to your matters
Morning folks.
Good morning
Please send a DM with screenshots
sorry bad habit
Can we report fake accounts? They are not traders but just playing a person who they are not be. And collecting email addresses
Because I didn't found such rule. 
You'll need proof theyre asking for emails at least
Lots of people here pretending to be other people. Mods watch the ones we know about. It's not illegal, so as long as they are play by the rules we just watch.
Pretty much. There will always be losers sneaking around the rules to do douchy stuff

Who just woke up.
I Regret nothing lol
I wish I was sleeping. Found out something cut my internet line yesterday
Maybe that oak tree who was poking your roof last time ?
Different sections of the yard
Hm...
But there's a possibility that my neighbor cut it by accident when trimming his trees
Neighbors<3
I'd sue. Millions in compensation
You had the same issue as me with gifs. They are compressing to shi*y quality.
Damn discord.
I blame Gerber neighbor for screwing with the internet
Ruined the internet for all

Don't add him and don't message him😂
🍾
He's a sweety don't be mean lol
😳
Don't looked so shocked
Idk who she’s calling a sweety so I’m surprised
Hehe
I call alotra people sweetys
Interesting
I have mint chocolate Cadbury
Discount candy is the best
Mint chocolate is the best chocolate. Genius invented it.
Good morning 🌼
Morning 
I get to do mine from my couch 😂🤣
I was talking about different type of work 🤣
Mmhhmmm🤔
Aaaaa.. i was thinking that you have workout.
Gym, couch.
Coach
Damn
Not couch
I need coffee lol
👀
- drinks her rainbow unicorn coffee and eats some popcorn while watching this chat 👀
I want coffee too. But without those colorful sugar candies at the top 😂
😱 then i will not be able to make you coffee 👀
I'm drinking black coffee this morning lol

I'm only drink black coffee in the office.
I chose black coffee cause in drinking a sweet juice too and eating a zebra cake since I was feeling peckish lol
Zebra cake?
Something like that?
Cookies.
Now im hungry 👀
bacon and eggs the best cake!
Oh I love bacon and eggs especially in a English muffin that was toasted yummy
You can Make breakfast for me too... just sayin ❤🤣🤣
👀 yeah... with rainbow unicorn coffee 😁
better wait for the lunch. She is doing awesome stuff.
Today im lazy... just making chicken drums, chips and salad
Sounds yum
Morning y’all
Outside link too bad boy
No actually, and Im Danish. Our taxes are feisty
But there is one thing
Then you must have a great time with clown horror movies. 😛
No, because I avoid them like the pest
That clown march is creepy as f... though 😭
Clowns are ok. But centipedes are horror.
Lol I see interesting
But then again, I'm a dentist so I'm terrifying myself 🤣
Are you a dentist? 😮
She has laughing gas😳 and can make you numb
Nah, life is too short for laughing gas 😈
Any safe words?
I can assist her 👀
More like a safe phrase: "i love this"
The Gruesome Twosome 🤣
Its actually not scary at all 😛
I can say that being next to you
Whose side are you onnn
👀
I found a dog on the way back to home 👀
How? 👀
Hobo dog!
😳
I only have hobo cats
I wanted to avoid traffic jams in the city and drive back home through the forest. someone tied a dog to a tree and drove away. small dog - max 4 month old
Yes, I had 2 dogs. Now have 3. 😂
that makes me 😡
glad you found the baby
It is possible that someone did not like a Christmas or Valentine's gift
people like that should be maimed
Still haven't idea how can I call him.
Good for cat 🐈
In polish, it's Niedźwiadek. Hmm... 🤔 Sound good.
I would make very bad stuff for such people but it's PG13 server so... I will be upset I would say 
Nyan is hidding somewhere. Crunch too. Mel doesnt want to talk 😄 DND status
Maybe gerber
Hmmm
👀
Do you got already a mod to write with you?
Im in….
too late 😦
😂
Fall and Gerber woke up.
Pfft why
Im good boy from now!
Nice poledance moves
what a sneaky moves
Damn spies every where I tell ya
I hope its for @obtuse girder , not me.
👀
No pretty sure it’s for you……
Oho, I will be silent now.
Why be silent now?
👀
Im afraid of you
Ohh the look of disappointment is for you @zenith magnet
Noooo dont be silence 🌼😊
Well I mean we can still cause trouble with them here more fun
What color crayon today
Pink
Neon clear
Crayons is today pretty in pink 👀
Clear isn’t a color silly
@zenith magnet - I'm not scary
Teal
We all know it's your favorite color
Pink like strawberries?
Thanks it’s a dandy shade

I would rather take glitter

Glitter gets every where
It’s more fun
If it gets everywhere then you can throw it on to the next person
And so forth
Glitter war!
Kinda like a food fight
Lets talk about Greeeeeeeen 🙏
I have a pink donut, so yummy
damnit! 😄

Nice you should be more often pretty in pink
I have a pink donut as well

I mean right I need more bubblegum pink
The problem with glitter is that you end up finding it years later
What is glitter
Glitter is that sparkly thing that just goes everywhere
Thank you fav Mod 😄
Shhh. Don't tell anyone


I love these breakups here. Silence, silence and suddenly 20 people are writing at once. And puff, silence again.
Meh
Happens when I’m active💁🏼♀️
Don’t make me bonk you
Meh
oho, Cryon has the same issue 😄
Gerber has enough of us, I assume Cryon 😄

ohooo... lady White woke up again.
I don't remember napping or ending up in my bed lol
funny, but when I was little and my mother told me to go down to the pantry to get potatoes, my pants were always dirty 😄
you are always napping lol
It's cause i suck at sleeping lol
👀
Naps are beautiful things
Yes they truly are
if you are making them properly, yes. but they can make a lot mess in your system.
because of this, now Im reading from 1h stories about ghosts O.o
I really enjoy ghost stories
Sounds you my YouTube recommendations in here lol
Tim Morozov
andgood one, is DARK GHOST Panranormal
rest are mostly fakes for monetization
Hmmmmm
I'll have to look into it
Lots of my channels I listen to are about SCPs, cryptids and creatures lol not actual paranormal
There's still active SCP stories I listen too
I'm a huge there's lots unknown about the world so learning and listening to these are soothing😂
Do you have any favourite SCP?
Ummmmmm I'd have to look it up
It's the crocodile thingy one
Its in hubs YouTube not mine crap
that super clever one?
Yes he was clever and unkillable is all I can remember
SCP-682
SCP-049
3008 is another fun one
It was a big fan of SCP for a while
I'm so bad at remembering the numbers but I definitely can describe them lol
I recently got into SCP houses that was interesting loophole
SCP-087 the stairwell was my introduction to them
I'm going to have to check out the houses
Yes!
Ooooo I just looked that one up
SCP-096 That's the guy where if you ever saw a picture of him he would come from wherever in the world he was to kill you
yes!
I remember that one
There was a good story when SCP was trying to contaminate him and had those special googles
SCRAMBE
how do I get a pretty color on my name instead of white?
Talk
Damn, you have awesome memory with numbers
spam a lot;
oh the hq thing? lame
Also wasn't there an SCP where when they cleaned his containment someone had to always look at the SCP
yyyyy cement one guy
Or itd kill u lol
That was the statue that they ended up having to take the picture away from because the guy who actually created it got mad
Ahhhhh
yes, statue
SCP-173
Damn 😄
Yeah. I want purple but apparently it's ofishul 🙄
Yes I'm at hq39 lol
boost server
I did it one and I regret
i have a life so cant talk here a lot lol
My Google fu is good.
PNS took my money 😭
I like the saying of numbers cause then I can read up more on them later
So in the Reddit for it they have a bot that if you mention any of them it'll link to it so you could just go straight to the site and read up
There was a vendor machine
taht was pouring you any substance you ever want
to a mug
It has aawesome stories too, how they were testing it.
That's good to know I'll have to hop on reddit later
SCP-294
Lol.
?
Delete that...
its not link!
It is
Lok
😦
Scp 001 is the one that creeps me out the most that's the only 1 I remember the numbers of
Tsk tsk tsk 👀
It has spaces inside :<
but 001 was a container, it was like a lot of SCPs inside.
They had three different options as to what it could be I think
001 was the one that was closely like an archangel his story creeped me out the worst
ok so another question, what was the most enemy organization of SCP fundation?
I didn't see that story until i was a year into my scp stories and reading stuff
yea, there is even warning at SCP site 😄
That's great a warning lolololol
Shhh! 😄
I mean he treated ur life to mess with his girls 😬😂😂😂
@terse valley don’t u think so

👀
😳😳😬😬
@topaz vault hiii
Hello
Though u didn’t like me

Oof
Cancel that
Good morning 🌼👀😊
Morning
I was sleeping
It's still early morning for you. Or I forgot timezones differences 😂
Then was 2am. Now it's 0542
Go back to sleep lol
I have to get ready for work
so have a good work.
hope that you are not working with clients.
I'm internal IT for my company. I only deal with other employees
the same area as mine.
I like my company. I work with people from all over the world
What sector?
Travel and tourism
It's the company I used to work for before the pandemic.
Good morning everyoneeee
Good morning
How ya doin?
I'm doing as best as I can with damn cluster headaches lol
Cold washcloth to the forehead
Doing that and popped some ibuprofen. If in doubt more naps today😂
Whoop whoop naps
Naps are a headaches best friend well until I accidentally end up napping till 2am I've done that before lol
That would never wake me up. I have a partner that hard-core games while I'm asleep takes alot to wake me up🤣😂
That won't actually wake anyone up, in fact that will put them in a coma and possibly kill them
hmm...
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maybe that one?
That one's more acceptable
Quickest way to get me up is make a cup of coffee and put it near my nose to smell lol
That hammer looks like it tickles
This is a plush hammer.
I know 🤣
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