ark-survival-ascended

[gusty ferry]

Any update?

[echo wigeon]

Anyone want Whataburger while we wait? I’m buying.

[tawdry glacier]

yes, I checked and the update is not here, I'll report again in 30 minutes 🫡

[livid cobalt]

yeah, large fry and a cheeseburger ill stop for a monster otw

[balmy orbit]

get me a doubble crazy big burger

[stray stratus]

This is a huge update we all just need to relax

[soft lake]

its hilarious that they cant get their certificates in time after 7 years

[tough nimbus]

why silence, 3h after it should release

[low marsh]

You ship to Sweden?

[torpid briar]

Im down. My whataburger conveniently costs about $1.5k and is sold by best buy. You can cash app me if you prefer.

[mighty plaza]

Sigh

[safe spade]

Lost colony…

[nocturne urchin]

They have a perfect record of fkn up on delivery, what an accurate way to describe wildcard

[wide burrow]

considering it's midnight pacific time right now, I expect they all really want to sleep. I can't say I blame them. It's a game. Chill. Get some sleep. Complaining won't make it release any faster

[odd prawn]

@heavy cedar @proven grove Trailer at least 🥺🥺

[sour dove]

@echo wigeon run it

[echo mountain]

Yup, I actually had to go and check for each map yesterday to see if theyve ever delivered on time. Not sure why they even give release dates if they know they wont EVER get it done right. Just be honest lmao

[cosmic tundra]

1:30 mountain time, I refilled my feeding troughs and calling it a night, really wanted to check out new map lol

[thorn dome]

Yeah I took a week off for this but I get a week off and get to play the game when ever it comes out even if I’m a few hours late

[umbral mountain]

@tall minnow @heavy cedar @proven grove please tell us something, so we can play or go to sleep

[true meadow]

Maybe the real Lost Colony are the friends we made along the way…

[coarse void]

I just got off work and wanna play on my server before the update breaks it and the mods making it unplayable on my days off 🤣

[fresh flicker]

please wake me up when its all over
when we're wiser and we're older

[buoyant fog]

We already got С***meat sandwich (Harold and Cumar) from WC, lol

[echo wren]

Waking u up in 2030

[quasi otter]

Well, it's about that time.
I'm going to sleep.
Guess I'll just hit a temp server when I get off work 🤣
Have fun waiting for around 2-5 hours.

[mighty sapphire]

waiting to 5AM okay, its shit for my hour but lets play (always NA hours) lets wait 1 hour more okey and now they cant do really nothing? its to simple to write we dont know how to manage a game and need to wait more, but are quiet doing nothing... always

[low marsh]

Like it or not. Delaying gives a ton of attention. Youtubers update daily about ark not releasing yet...etc. Even if the news are bad Ark still gets attention

[ebon ibex]

yo wildcard u gonna finish what u started???

[worthy spire]

I just need it to release in time to find a spot and build a hut before I have to go to bed in the morning 😐

[unique haven]

This is fucking awesome. He is sea shanty king

[solid crane]

I bet you Solwyn is what broke it lol

[amber pawn]

I heard if u spread ur cheeks it will be here faster (picture proof required)

[next sigil]

PlayStation is being delayed longer so should go get rest

[crimson jay]

Buffalo chicken melt large fries

[eager plume]

Lost Colony is right amirite

[soft lake]

how was valguerro release?

[autumn hornet]

Anyone wanna play Acquatica? They better devs over there

[echo mountain]

Go to sleep, It will be delayed till mid day so another 12-16 hours at least. Id put money on it.

[nocturne current]

I’d put money on at least 36 hours lol

[cosmic tundra]

Servers will be spammed with pillars and foundations by the the time we get an update lol ffs

[tropic narwhal]

Ok the make an announcement in the fanart

[charred niche]

If we all just stop worrying about it, it’ll be there later

[barren rain]

On time

[grand comet]

Have to pay a subscription to the alphas to unlock the gameplay, what's the problem with that?

[mystic lagoon]

Is it 30 mins for each chat

[echo wren]

@modern wigeon go kill wildcard

[buoyant fog]

we put money in lost colony DLC for this delaying, loooool

[weary sandal]

No that was delayed also not by much but was delayed

[visual plume]

naow

[pine cosmos]

Siempre es lo mismo vengo de formite, apex Legends, warzone etc nunca se retraso ningún evento ningún mapa por qué se burlan de sus jugadores dando fechas y horas que no van a cumplir 🤦🏻‍♂️ quieren que su juego crezca empiezen por mejorar su compromiso y responsabilidad hacia sus jugadores sin ellos el juego muere muchos nos develamos pensando que cumplirán o mínimo darán información y ni eso por esto y mas el juego no a despegando

[ebon ibex]

this was supposed to be out in november

[tall glen]

fuh naw 💔

[red dragon]

Who up

[unreal ermine]

It seems like wildcart managed to defeat the tyranny of the lost king on their own so there won't be another announcement nor map

[echo mountain]

Girl it literally shows you how long, thats what the counting down clock is for 😭

[modern pilot]

They're also implementing new bugs so they can get sweet weekend ot patches out

[shell bluff]

can we get an ETA my god

[low marsh]

I understand your frustrations. There's not much we can do though.

[muted jetty]

when its supposed to come lost colony?

[left hare]

Yesterday 😭

[cedar orchid]

new pictures on expansion pass page

[lethal stream]

Baby Gloon
Whats your name
Let me talk to you
Let me buy you a drink

[mystic lagoon]

I definitely didn’t see the countdown until after I sent the message but meh oh well

[umbral mountain]

that was there 18 hours ago

[echo wren]

صحيح

[hidden matrix]

9am in the UK, ready for the release

[calm igloo]

Do we know what time UK yet?

[odd heart]

We don't know any time anywhere gng

[agile lark]

No they will make an announcement when it does most likely

[odd heart]

I can tell. I'm from the future, 2:30 pm

[potent siren]

ark smells

[visual plume]

no u

[thorn dome]

I wonder if I take a nap it’ll drop watch lmao

[tight fox]

Siempre es lo mismo con ark 💔

[ebon ibex]

lost colony was ai the whole time

[solid crane]

I at least saw Ark 2 on Steam

[red dragon]

Who up

[grand comet]

It's okay us Europeans will carry the tribes (as always) while the Americans sleep 😆

[lethal zealot]

🚾🚮

[left marsh]

delayed colony xD

[woeful harness]

Fuck ark... dayz is better

[gloomy flint]

Why is this taking so long?!
The devs cant even do one single smoove Map launch…

[timber briar]

lost colony grew wings and flew away atp

[frozen seal]

They're waiting for ps5 certs

[echo mountain]

Its crazy how they could almost do this a week ago and then lock it till launch day like literally every other company

[buoyant fog]

Lost Colony - Lost ETA, ahaha

[muted jetty]

they say its 10:30 pm paciffic but the 18th or 19th?

[narrow matrix]

next week

[surreal snow]

next year

[slow mural]

Aight, wildcard can lick my hairy balls, im going to sleep

[umbral mountain]

not what they said but at this rate probley.

[tiny sedge]

2029 lost colony :p

[old granite]

2055 lost colony

[weary sandal]

They didn’t confirm drakelings on Lost Colony did they?

[remote leaf]

Playstation is delaying it rn

[opal nest]

i get it now they meant 10:30AM but wrong 10:30PM

[ivory vortex]

What is the hold up on the steam for this dlc

[true meadow]

The delay of Ark: Lost Colony has caused me a profound sense of disappointment and sadness, as it represents not merely a postponed release date but the suspension of anticipation, emotional investment, and intellectual engagement that has been built over an extended period of time. This expansion was widely expected to deepen the narrative universe of Ark, offering long-awaited lore, new environments, and meaningful progression for a community that has remained loyal despite previous delays and technical challenges. The postponement disrupts not only personal enthusiasm but also the collective momentum of players who view this release as a culmination of years of storytelling and development. From a broader perspective, such delays can diminish trust between developers and their audience, particularly when expectations have been carefully cultivated through announcements and promotional material. While I fully recognize and respect the necessity of ensuring quality, stability, and creative integrity in game development, the emotional impact of the delay remains significant. It evokes a sense of loss tied to unrealized experiences and deferred enjoyment, underscoring how deeply interactive media can resonate with its audience. Consequently, the delay of Ark: Lost Colony is not a trivial inconvenience, but a genuinely disheartening moment that reflects the strong emotional connection players have formed with the franchise and its future.

[tropic narwhal]

Come on guys drop the map I want to go tame the giga bat

[timber summit]

Whole lotta chatgpt in that rant

[gloomy flint]

They couldve at least make a new status Update and say their estimated time its gonna Take.

[solid crane]

I think Lost Colony got Lost on the way to the pipeline for releases.

[warm forge]

what the chatgpt is this

[low marsh]

I want a refund...for my coffee not doing its job. How can I be more tired

[frozen seal]

Drakelings were made for this map. They just gave them to us early on other maps.

[wheat ice]

Yo check your steam 😉

[last sedge]

Drakeling are FT, not LC creatures

[rustic sphinx]

2.5 hour after the last delay time. and still no update .. piss poor effort i have to say !!!

[wide steppe]

🤣🤣🤣

[umbral mountain]

they need to learn to not give a time and day unless they are 100% certain they are happy they can release it.

[lethal zealot]

⚫ Wildcard
█▄
█ 🍆▄█▀█🥵 players

[thorn dome]

With stuff like server and update you never be 100 so stop crying and wait patiently

[loud cove]

Do we all smell nice today?

[red marlin]

And then still don't give that day and time because they'll probably miss it again

[indigo ivy]

boo

[ripe plume]

Any News?

[timber briar]

scared me

[narrow meadow]

game will be great, tomorrow or today idc. not many games as good as ark out atm

[potent siren]

k

[weary sandal]

Dollie posted in the general chat, saying when there’s an announcement it will go in the announcement chat but it is moving along

[echo wren]

@heavy cedar change chat cooldown to1 min pls

[remote leaf]

They want to release it as soon as the cert passes. Byt tgey cant have certified until after its done. So......

[trim hare]

How about no until its released #glooning #tradition

[molten grail]

Wildcard sucks so hard

[buoyant fog]

"First time?" meme .jpeg

[frozen seal]

They came with the lc dlc, once purchased you have access to them as well.

[ocean ocean]

Does anyone know when the last call the update comes out for consoles

[echo mountain]

Doesn't matter if they want to release it close to certification lmao. Again, they never get it on time. Thats kind ofnthe entire point of my comment. They could have done this a while ago, locked access, and then unlocked it today

[true meadow]

The delay of Ark: Lost Colony caused a level of psychological distress that goes beyond simple disappointment. For many people, looking forward to a release like this becomes a source of motivation and comfort, something that helps structure time and provides an emotional boost. When that expectation is suddenly taken away, it can leave a feeling of emptiness, frustration, and mental exhaustion. The delay breaks the sense of momentum and replaces excitement with uncertainty, making the waiting feel heavier than expected. This kind of reaction shows how deeply people can connect to creative projects and how anticipation itself can play an important role in emotional well-being. In this way, the postponement of Ark: Lost Colony highlights how delays in highly anticipated media can genuinely affect mental state, even if the cause seems minor from the outside.

[ornate quest]

Hey guys josh here, as i updated u guys earlier today my gradnma died. i have the funeral here pretty soon but just was wondering about an ETA. MY gran was a big ark fan and she would want me to stay for the release of lost colony ARK. Any updates on ETA? just wondering about an ETA. lemme know if u do find an ETA, i looked on google and it took me here.

[last sedge]

They came with the LC expansion pass, once LC is out the become a separate purchase like the pyromane

[orchid summit]

Rest in peace to your Grandma, she gave that made sloppy top frfr

[faint flax]

i mean for once the time they release it wouldn't have mattered

[warm elbow]

i think the devs went to bed before clicking launch

[ember nymph]

They’re bundled in with lost colony for preorders, already stated they’re going to be separated DLCs like the other creatures.

The dlc probs come down to 25$ on its own and the creatures will be 5$ each so preordering them together saves you 5$.

[subtle nimbus]

I'm missing the birth of my first born child for this 🙁

[oak fox]

i don't understand why wildcard is like the only big studio i know that certifies launches at the last minute

[half crown]

Lol

[crystal totem]

If anyone is taking a video game that seriously it's affecting their mental health, it's them who have the issue not the company supplying the game.

[tight fox]

Priorities

[red marlin]

5 minute chat cool down because they know people are pissed 🖕

[mild wave]

[kindred spoke]

Both ASA and ASE run at 30fps in my series s

[flat tulip]

DOLLIE IS TYPING

[umbral mountain]

i was responding to someone, get off my Kool-Aid dude.

[brittle tree]

okay guys i took 4h nap, anything new? or should i take another one?

[low marsh]

You haven't visited general chat then

[primal vapor]

Go to sleep again , welcome to ark

[plucky urchin]

Any news ? What 10h30pm pacific mean pls 😭

[remote leaf]

Yes but they don't want to. And its really not thst big of a deal. It'll probably b playable some point today so just relax and see what happens.

[ocean ocean]

I have buddy’s who are up late just a get a head start on some land, it’s been delayed three times. I would like a fucking time, please.

[frozen seal]

I didnt buy just the solo drakeling dlc, it was lost colony and got access to the drakeling. Hence why they're a LC FT

[thorn dome]

Your right mb didn’t see the reply

[echo mountain]

Its just kinda sloppy tbh. Just cause they set a release date, doesnt mean they magically have no way to prevent people from playing. If they know they have issues, and have since ark was created, they should smarten up and do this well before their "launch" so it actually is a launch. But hey, thats kind of what they do. Im relaxed, and know itll be out sometime in 12-16 hours like I said too. Don't assume lol

[sharp nebula]

think they meant 10:30AM Pacific. Damn Typos

[last sedge]

They are just a FT included in the LC expansion pass

[warm elbow]

its always ran bad on the S. its a lot better on the X. i dont even have it installed on my S anymore

[south wharf]

ḧ̷́̋͘ë̵̖̎̀ ̵̰̙̺͝s̷̪̫̈́̒u̶͑̓̒̕n is fad̴̡̧̥̋ing.̉́̈͝
My̴̟̒́̊ ̴kinġ̶͌͂̕dõ̷̝͂͒m s̋͗͆tiř̶̈́͝s̃̾.

̷̾̔́̚Ṫ̶̎̿omorr̷ȍ̸͇̙̱w̵̏,̜̃ ̶͐̃you ̷͐͝wì̳l̵͖̰͋l͙̎ leå̎̉r̴͑͂̅͑ǹ̴̕ who̷̅ tȑ̵ù̴̢̪͛l̵̛y̷̧̓ s̓͝urvi̒́͝ve̵͉̠͓͑ṡ̷ ̸́̈́͊̏t̷̐͒̅̐h̷e ni̘͆gh̷̀t.̶͋̀

Did you survive the night waiting ?

[glass seal]

probably due to the sheer buggy mess ark is, they spend as much time as physically possible trying to fix them

and the release is still going to be about as filled with bugs as an anthill

[visual plume]

not sure if ill survive the night

[bold dock]

pyromanes are on LC yes?

[ember nymph]

Snail will be forcing them to try and get it out on this time, even tho it’s not ready. So they get a day or 2 to do cert. it’s why the delays are so bad since unless they’re 100% certain they can’t release it they won’t say anything.

Also cert will be screwed right now so close to Christmas. Also could be fine on wildcard end but when they send it to Sony or such a random bug causes it to crash. If it crashed in cert, they’ll want it fixed first.

Just like how half the community never encounters a bug while the other half does. Makes it hard to completely remove bugs before cert if it never happens on their machines.

[tame forge]

Ark Survival Delayed

[undone kettle]

underrated

[remote leaf]

Its not sloppy. Its what happens with wc. You're just ridiculous.

[twin hollow]

yo @heavy cedar @proven grove any update?????

[drifting scarab]

all my hype is gone by now bro this is ridiculous

[frozen seal]

Exactly why they're going to be in LC why else would they bundle them together.

[echo mountain]

Ahh yes, something that has happened for every single release they've ever done since day 1 of their game, that they continue to do, isnt sloppy and is totally normal behavior. Im not ridiculous, youre crazy XD

[vivid wharf]

@heavy cedar @proven grove

[vocal plover]

Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!

My soldiers push forward!

My soldiers scream out!

My soldiers GLOON!!!

[quartz warren]

#general message

[last sedge]

That has nothing to do with them being on LC, a FT isn't tied to a map

[empty igloo]

Dolie just said she have a solid timeframe in general!

[stable comet]

Lol a lot of fights here

[tacit drum]

And santa just showed up

[warm elbow]

who up in here Glooning?

[solid crane]

Dollie said Okay guys,

We have a solid timeframe!!!!!!! (thank fuck) Keep an eye on

[prime dust]

Ngl I shoot blanks now

[past trail]

shut up bleep

[weary sandal]

Ooooo

[short turtle]

Has LC been delayed again on PS5?

[halcyon dagger]

Always has been

[red dragon]

Anyone up

[sleek steppe]

Updates out!

[remote leaf]

No i just dont think its worth getting crazy about. They do the best that they can and saying ridiculous things is not gonna change rge reality lmao

[thorn dome]

Shush

[trim hare]

im cranking on 3 cups of coffee 🤣 #glooning #tradition

[echo mountain]

Everything im saying is fact, you're just getting emotional about it for some reason. Nothing ive said is ridiculous, its the truth lol

[ornate quest]

id get reported if i told you what i was cranking on

[frigid estuary]

Wassupp gloomers

[marsh topaz]

Can we preload on PS5?

[frozen seal]

Yeah youre right. Its the only FT tied to a dlc that they're not going to be native on.

[lethal zealot]

⚫ Wildcard
█▄
█ 🍆▄█▀█🥵 players

[weary sandal]

Are you saying Wildcard is fucking my feet?

[subtle nimbus]

Even if y'all started downloading it now, you're going to be too tired to enjoy it.

[cobalt topaz]

Guys what if to find lost colony we gotta search for something then it'll get released

[hidden adder]

Why? It's 10am, I'm well rested

[fallow grove]

It's 915 am here

[opal bay]

@heavy cedar where the #announcements

[odd heart]

Screenshors live on steam page ‼️

[short turtle]

The only Ark release that hasn't been delayed is Ark: Survival Evolved itself, and even that's being delayed on PS.

[tight fox]

Tired? I just woke up, im ready to play

[potent siren]

WHEN christmas event

[polar knot]

Bro there’s no way yall messed up again

[ocean frigate]

are we there yet ???

[remote leaf]

Lmao emotional? No lol. Facts? Also no. Like I said you're ridiculous

[warm elbow]

Im just happy I had to work all night xD id be so sad if I was home waiting

[echo mountain]

Okay kid lol

[turbid raptor]

is it worth to play offical pve on lost collony when it comes out? 😄

[tacit drum]

I get that delays are to be expected from a low quality studio like wildcard. However if they are expecting to grow their community and gain revenue then they should improve. There is 0 excuse for a studio like wildcard to be so irresponsible. To delay content to such an extent that content creators and players end up losing sleep as well as hope is impressive, its counterproductive and evil.

[rare sinew]

@turbid raptor it's never worth playing pve

[burnt bloom]

can someone clear this up for me but is the release update for lost colony something separate that you need to manually update but don't need to or will it be an update for the whole game itself. If the first option then are the other maps okay to play on right now?

[hidden matrix]

that all most people will play, ofc!

[timber briar]

if u wanna have your game break when you step foot

[hidden adder]

@rare sinew it's never worth playing pvp*

[trim hare]

wth how much this DLC is adding , probably gonna be a download when it actually releases on steam or w/e

[weary sandal]

Probably both.

[gray frigate]

👀👀 frantically looking in announcements but still see nothing 🤣🤣

[plain epoch]

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[thorn dome]

Still waiting in announcements 🤣

[final coral]

dollie is typing right now

[turbid star]

They have to remove the dinos from other maps that are only on lost colony as well , drakelings, ossidon and veilwyn

[umbral mountain]

are you sure?

[fresh flicker]

istg if it mean 10:30 oceana and its still 3 hours out imma flip

[red dragon]

Anyone up at this promiscuous hour

[valid cargo]

For anyone who stayed up the full night? Hi, you must be new to ARK? every launch till now got delayed..

[austere heart]

When is drop

[lyric cradle]

Everyone is up lol

[wind oar]

and everyone is pissed

[daring compass]

It's 9:25 am... why wouldn't everyone be up?

[swift token]

Just lmk Dollie, I’ll go to sleep right now if I have to. Lmk 🙏🏽🥹

[primal stirrup]

starting to type 20 minutes after saying you got a timeframe then stopping is wild

[pallid quail]

@heavy cedar Can't you give an estimated time for an announcement, say something, or report something so we can move on to other things and not wait here like idiots? Is it that difficult?

[turbid raptor]

dollie is typing in #announcements right now

[opaque tinsel]

Another delay xd

[glass seal]

chat here's a reminder to make sure your drivers are UPDATED and to restart your pcs to ensure optimal performance for lost colony

[next sigil]

Nope lol

[echo mountain]

Right, if they had a time frame like they said, then they'd just give us the time frame 20 minutes ago

[quasi frigate]

啊

[eternal saffron]

"We'd like to announce the delay announcement has been delayed"

[tight fox]

@heavy cedar rate ark survival ascended from 1 to 10

[marsh topaz]

We would like to announce that PS version drops tomorrow lmao

[warm elbow]

updated mine yesterday mornin! but thank you! great advice

[fresh flicker]

dollie was typing for like a few seconds then stopped, kinda annoying

[fierce bane]

Why do I have to wait 30 mins to send a second message

[plucky niche]

Lies

[dapper mango]

Ark with out fog and clouds makes it a eye sore

[tacit drum]

Idk who has less accountability, wildcard or deadbeat parents

[red dragon]

Who up at this crazy hour

[final coral]

yea ok if you say so ...

[old cedar]

Everyone should definitely refund the dlc atp

[wraith forge]

@heavy cedar apurate

[woeful flicker]

cant refund ive built 50 bunkers already

[kindred spoke]

Damn I had a magic breaking moment where I went to playing ASE instead of ASA on my series s and the whole time I thought I was playing at 60fps but when I turned on the stats and saw it was 30 the whole time I can’t unsee it now

[echo mountain]

Bro has a shitty script and sticks to it lol

[cinder folio]

"Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday"

[grand comet]

wasn't much there to begin with if it's gone that fast.
Ark players bro, this happens every single DLC update for 10 years and still somehow are shocked, appalled & ready to throw in the towel 🤣

[turbid raptor]

cant, i bought it half a year ago 😄

[trim hare]

#glooning #tradition

[daring compass]

Never had any issues in these 10 years running Ark, so don't expect to have any issues with lost colony. But updating drivers is not a bad advice.

[reef ermine]

abusive relationsship, ya know 😉

[drifting scarab]

thank you for taking 30 minutes to respond to me and making me think dollie said something 🫠

[primal stirrup]

dollie is typing again... lets see if there is a post this time

[errant remnant]

So is 10pm pst 1am satuday in the uk?

[vocal plover]

I will gloon LC

[warm elbow]

wildcard has said more to me than my father has in the past 25 years lmao

[fathom temple]

How do yall know dollie is typing?

[silver ingot]

This ^

[round citrus]

3 34 am and I just cant sleep. 🙁

[opaque tinsel]

Don't know why you all getting your hopes up they keep delaying because the map is broken, they have spent 3 days trying to fix an no luck, playstation told them we ain't having this trash on our consoles

[halcyon dagger]

Go to the "announcements" channel and you can see her typing.

[tropic heron]

has anyone found the colony yet

[torn pawn]

Am I the only one getting 30 min cooldown on typing in General chat?

[lyric cradle]

It's for everyone

[quiet cedar]

dollies typin in anouncements

[frozen seal]

Nah that's an common thing

[vestal ingot]

I’m legit praying Dollie is gonna say it releases in 25 mins

[wind oar]

nah. still lost

[thorny nymph]

lost colony still lost?

[woven lotus]

no updates for lost colony, anything about xmas event… yep definitely that’s ark 🫠🫠

[feral bobcat]

Found colony soon

[eternal widget]

Xmas event is a mod now

[gusty flower]

late colony

[echo mountain]

It amazes me people dont know what discord slow mode is lol, yes girl, you're the only one in a server of 350 thousand people on slow mode

[weary sandal]

Half hour!!!

[proper tulip]

30 min except for PS

[warm forge]

GLOOOONING IT

[solid crane]

Imagine seeing the same message worded differently for a delay

[robust edge]

WHOO YEAH!

[hidden adder]

Drakeling (and elderclaw) are not LC creatures but Fantastic Tames. They were not simply temporary on other maps like veilwyn and ossidon

[normal gale]

eshay

[reef ermine]

in London it will release around 6:30am on Saturday, so relax people, a long way to go 'til release

[sudden ember]

30 mins

[nimble stirrup]

30 mins guys

[empty igloo]

Does it usually release on nitrado quickly?

[cinder folio]

yay 30 mins, sorry your still delayed though ps users feel for ya bro's

[lavish raptor]

Grain of salt guys

[woeful flicker]

30 wildcard minutes means next christmas

[frigid shore]

FFS how comes no other games have issues with playstation release dates and release their DLC/ updates on the dot????

[red dragon]

Anyone gonna be up in 30 mins

[spark berry]

Missing an extra zero 300 not 30 right? 😛 Good job though, thanks for the update 🫡

[warm elbow]

ok google set a timer for 30 minuets

[onyx sluice]

happy new year guys

[forest geyser]

30 business minutes

[novel notch]

FAHHHHHHHHH💀

[opaque tinsel]

Taking bets that it not within the hour

[sour scarab]

I think Wildcard wants to release everything as soon as it's ready rather than giving themselves some extra time for possible delays

[undone kettle]

Windows is also still going through certification.

does this pertain to xbox game pass people?

[short turtle]

Those of us on PlayStation will have to wait, what bad luck.

[torn pawn]

Excuse you? One of my messages got removed so I wondered if a bot put me slower. Glad your so easily amazed though.

[charred niche]

I’ll check back at 5:07🤣

[marsh topaz]

What a joke
They could do preload for PS5 week ago but noo

[tacit drum]

The dildo of content often comes unnannounced and unlubed

[primal stirrup]

what?

[ocean ocean]

The announcement has been delayed

[half anvil]

Glad I went to gloon and not sleep

[echo mountain]

Youre excused

[gray frigate]

I feel sorry for PlayStation user's right now theyve already been waiting for so long and now have to wait even longer

[hazy crypt]

WC should delay Xbox and steam and release all at the same time so it’s fair

[weary sandal]

Next question is…can I sneak out of work to get the download started?

[fallow grove]

You don't have remote download?

[void crow]

You can start remote download via steam app if your PC is turned on! That's what I did

[reef ermine]

Yes, I recommend you start coughing really hard every now and then 😉

[tight fox]

[empty igloo]

Hey anyone know how fast nitrado usually has it up after release? 🙂

[daring compass]

Normally within 5 to 6 hours

[turbid raptor]

ARKFORLIFE

[peak topaz]

Do you know if Lost Colony will be available for purchase anywhere other than Steam, like Eneba, when it's released?

[red dragon]

Right? they try to avert the blame to Sony as if certification shouldn’t already be accounted for in release time. It’s poor management

[sly moon]

fuck you WC

[dusk plank]

[torn pawn]

I’m amazed by how many people don’t understand how slow mode works and that it can be set differently for everyone.

[marsh topaz]

It's never WC fault lmao
Always hurr Durr Microsoft or hurr Durr Sony
And it always happen only to WC.
Other games can pull stuff like this but not small indie studio

[echo mountain]

It literally cant be set different for everyone unless you get muted xdddd

[fair wyvern]

nobody has been given different timers, everyone is at 30min slowmode in general

[stone mist]

Devs and admins, Ignore these shitheads, keep up the good work, I'm a big fan!

[primal stirrup]

wait the maps gonna be 100GB?

[weary sandal]

Pc isn’t on 🙁 didn’t want to leave it on until we had a solid answer from WC

[fair wyvern]

been reduced to 10mins now though

[hidden adder]

It is always a hefty mix. Without the focus on crossplay Steam would/could 100% get the updates at a faster rate as Steam does not have the slow certification of MSFT/Sony

[half anvil]

I heard 1terabyte. It’s to make sure ark is the only game installed so you have no other games to play

[fair wyvern]

total size for the update, surely the map alone isn’t that much

[round citrus]

So true lol

[void crow]

Sad but understandable :')
Then I hope the download won't take too long for you🫶

The update will be 100gb? Damn I can wait until tomorrow then😭 but alright, everything for my favorite game

[clever oyster]

A second gloon has hit the tower

[ruby girder]

Do you guys understand we are getting Ark 2 with this map, right?

[daring compass]

I have 8 TB NVMe- even if Ark was 4TB, it would not be only game lol

[trim hare]

in a sense, theres some Ark 2 mechanics coming in this DLC, its like a soft Ark 2 experience

[warm elbow]

you sure its not 6 or 7 🤲

[grand comet]

Some aspects of Ark 2 yeah. ASA's whole point was to better bridge the gab between Ark 1 & 2. Likely gonna see more bridged gaps with Dragontopia & Atlantis assuming they will be Wildcard made story DLC's.

[timber briar]

😐

[frail coyote]

New game total like if you were to redownload it? Or 100 of added content?

[primal stirrup]

i have more than 4 tb of ark total between all the installs

[brisk fossil]

I'd bet those are not story

[south wharf]

no way that dlc is 100 go lmao

[rare sinew]

Is it out yet?

[fair wyvern]

download for the update will be around 100gb, that’s probably the pc size though so expect a bit smaller on console

[royal basin]

I deleted a game just in case XD

[fair wyvern]

#announcements

[tacit drum]

Aka delayed for at least another 5 post what says in announcements

[eternal widget]

Bruh

[robust oak]

Its up for download!!

[gaunt mural]

30min…. It’s not a drill people…. Running back and forth

[daring compass]

That does sound a bit extreme hahaha

[marsh topaz]

ARK Survival Delayed

[trim hare]

If youre PC and havent updated your drivers for a bit, id do that at this time just in case....

[tropic orchid]

Where do we see the screenshots from lost colony?

[robust oak]

Currently downloading the 864.18kb file on XBox.

[grand comet]

I dunno, they will be paid for expansions so unless they are community made paid expansions like Astraeos, they very easily could be Story. I mean if Wildcard themselves are making those maps, that means there will be story.
That conference made no mention of Crystal isles, Fjordur, Lost island because those are free -non profit maps but w eknow they will return to ASA. So both Atlantis & Dragontopia will be paid for 100%. Which heavily implies story.

[tacit drum]

Its supposed to be 100 gb, get ready to delete games

[ivory vortex]

God…

[nimble cairn]

There’s no way right 😭

[crystal crown]

makes sense tbh

[robust oak]

I don't have to delete anything. 🤣

[keen sapphire]

I don't see any update

[rare sinew]

Got a 1tb ssd just for ark 🤣 everything else is in console storage

[ivory vortex]

I don’t want to sacrifice Spider-Man remaster for this I swear

[primal stirrup]

should be out in like 7 minutes according to last announcement

[royal basin]

They did say they are releasing some official servers when PlayStation servers comes out but don’t that still put us at a disadvantage because of the pc and Xbox players who can’t get on the packed servers 😅

[nimble cairn]

Do you have a lot of compy

[hidden adder]

Because ARK is not the only giant game around I got myself 2TB SSDs. I am truly glad I did, because fucking hell game sizes go brr

[keen sapphire]

Alright ty

[half anvil]

yes you do

[quiet cedar]

how many crashes are gonna happen this first 24hrs

[daring compass]

Why? Even my phone has 1TB storage, so Ark would easy fit on that lol

[ivory vortex]

I can’t wait to see the trailer

[south wharf]

can't wait to enjoy all chinese pillars

[primal stirrup]

i have a cage full of them

[potent siren]

WHEN CHRISTMAS EVENT

[robust oak]

If you can't handle big games, are you truly a gamer?

[tacit drum]

Theres more games that demand my storage 😢

[royal basin]

Probably not till the day before Christmas

[daring compass]

Ok, back to work- hopefully it will be up in 5 hours or so

[minor root]

no

[austere yew]

You only have one storage?

[lyric cradle]

30 mins

[weary sandal]

Everyone got their Moschops uploaded for the Desmodus tame?!

[tacit drum]

I only got one terrabyte of storage and additional storage space stuff has racked up in price

[rain crane]

update out for pc 110gig

[minor root]

its passed it now

[woeful flicker]

omfg

[primal stirrup]

you think a moschops is gonna be in the boss strat?

[royal basin]

Yes because PlayStation said let’s get rid of the external hard drive

[daring compass]

Nah, would not put my money on that... maybe to download, spawn in and then next patch will arrive, so servers will go down again

[austere yew]

Oh... console

[nimble cairn]

If its 20+ gigs im goin to sleep lol

[cinder folio]

u must be the only person with the update

[weary sandal]

God no! Haha for the OG Desmodus not the Giga one

[rain crane]

I AM

[solar cape]

Got it on xbox

[primal stirrup]

i know you were taling about taming the old one, but like... boss moshops for the memes

[glass seal]

Im going to shower while I wait for the release tbh

probably something half of chat here hasnt done in years

[nimble cairn]

Bosschops

[half anvil]

they said around 100

[weary sandal]

Bosschops 😉

[trim hare]

How dare #glooning #tradition

[polar knot]

Bro is it up yet on ps5??????

[austere yew]

Last shower of the year?

[alpine pawn]

when has a ark map ever been under 80 gbs

[keen sapphire]

I have 325.5 GB free

[primal stirrup]

ase, i swear it used to be like 50gb on xbox updates

[glass seal]

no Im unfortunately a functioning human in society so I have to at least try and shower every day

[unborn oak]

Tonight we gloon

[royal basin]

Won’t be till further notice only Xbox and pc for now they did say something about releasing more official servers when it is available but idk how much that’s gonna help though 😅

[balmy orbit]

gotta GLOON GLOON GLOON

[nimble cairn]

Least we can do es try eh

[austere yew]

Every day is waste of water, but every two days is my go to

[alpine pawn]

i remember when i had every map up to gen 2 downloaded.... my ark storage use was 1.2 TB then i think they released like 3 more maps after gen 2 lol

[rare sinew]

Is it out on pc or xbox now?

[spark berry]

Any second now

[steep mason]

soon

[grand comet]

disgusting, why would any one here shower? Being all greased up gives gameplay advantages

[lyric cradle]

Rip Eve

[keen sapphire]

I can't wait to see the map

[trim hare]

Ya quit spaming about our inability to shower.... #glooning #tradition LUL

[nimble cairn]

I cant wait to start the download so i can go to sleep

[austere yew]

Deserved for spamming

[brisk crown]

lmao to think that i wanted to wake up early to play the map,ty god i fell asleep anyways

[glass seal]

the bot doesnt not seem to like kana feels bad man

ううえだば

[devout cipher]

for me it still says coming soon

[woeful flicker]

cant wait to start again tomorrow afer getting wiped

[polar knot]

Wow ark is really horrible with these drops man this just a bad look

[royal basin]

Same but it’s gonna have to be someone streaming it on twitch till I can play on it 😓

[silent matrix]

Will The dlc cost less if they seperate the 2 creatures and all that Comes with lost colony?

[keen sapphire]

I feel bad for ps guys

[lyric cradle]

It's been this way since Scorched Earth on Survival Evolved man, anyone surprised by this delay is either literally blind, or just wants to be angry about something.

[nimble cairn]

Imagine playing PlayStation tho

[austere yew]

New here, kid?

[glass seal]

no the season pass will be cheaper actually

[devout cipher]

the update was the friends we made along the way❤️‍🩹

[silent matrix]

Oh nice!

[woeful flicker]

only wirdos make friends on ark

[lyric cradle]

Every ark friend will remember this

[grand comet]

You must be new to the game;

Ark for the 10 years it has been out at this stage, has always had delayed DLC drops aside from like twice I believe.
This is not a new thing at all. In fact i would be almost concerned if they released it on time it's that abnormal.

[austere yew]

only weirdos make friends*

[daring compass]

What means "friends"?

[trim hare]

Its tradtiion kids... join the tradition... #glooning

[glass seal]

my best friend is my local cosmo, because it never gives me up and it never lets me down

[vital wing]

aprox 30 min means 1hour

[devout cipher]

help how do i install the update..😭😭😭

[fresh flicker]

ok the next troll to say the updates out should talk a long walk of a short dock

im just gonna wait till i get a ping form dollie at this point thats its live, as unreliable as they are atlest if they say its live then its fuckin live

[alpine pawn]

just because its been this way doesnt make it right. people are allowed to be angry, its different if other companys have these issues aswell, but in the 100s of games that i have played, i have not seen a company so incompetant in over promising

[fierce bane]

Is the update out yet ?

[royal basin]

Yo so after the game is available for PlayStation ark is releasing two different waves of official servers with a 12 hr gap 😓

[daring compass]

what update?

[umbral mountain]

@heavy cedar been 30 mins

[devout cipher]

💀

[half anvil]

why are ark updates and maps so large of file sizes? surely the game isnt that big.

[eternal widget]

Didn't y'all literally give us helldivers

[woeful flicker]

wildcard owns your hard drive

[covert hemlock]

@heavy cedar will servers be released in batches so that we can get some later once people actually wake up? Before PS5 release?

[hidden adder]

Because they are. At least it's not COD

[native tiger]

Is anyone downloading yet

[warm panther]

fr

[tight fox]

They said 15 mins

[clever oyster]

Poor file compression, cod suffers from the same thing

[lyric cradle]

Sure, but it's been happening every single time. You can be angry at them if you want to be, but don't pretend you didn't expect it. Don't pretend you "took today off work to play" and didn't know full well it would be delayed lol.

It's not right, but it's an established pattern, and everyone complaining could have easily circumvented their dissatisfaction.

[nimble cairn]

30min everyone!

[silent matrix]

30mins are done

[glass seal]

to give wildcard credit where its due

they are incredibly consistently inconsistent そだね?

[native tiger]

They say a lot of things

[merry temple]

Hello, how is everyone?

[tight fox]

Facts

[empty finch]

My ASA folder under Steam is 250Gb!

[royal basin]

Yours just just gonna have to wait for when the ps update hits theirs gonna be two waves after the first waves comes their will be more servers in 12 hrs

[clever oyster]

はい

[half anvil]

add 100 with this expansion lol

[flat tulip]

L playstation bobs hmu to buy land XD

[fierce bane]

It’s been well over 30 minutes

[echo ether]

i find it hilarious that ark players are pretending to have lives like "ah shit no my sleep schedule cooked bruh"

[grand comet]

The game could be optimized more but in general yes, UE5 games & modern games in general are large. Ark is a massive game.
Optimizing takes a massive amount of development time which just stalls new content completely so.

[alpine pawn]

i know what your saying, but with the way ark is with PVP, especially small tribes, if you dont get a solid base spot you are more than likely going to get wiped. If you dont take the day -- or a few off -- you would stand no chance playing it "casually", so players are put into shitty positions to trust the company to deliver on their promise, or to try to guess when it will be released

[shy siren]

is the update actually out yet? and if so what gargantuan size file do i need to download

[glass seal]

respect

I didnt expect anyone to understand that x3

[silent matrix]

Imma just join PlayStation servers

[weary sandal]

It’s been 38 minutes

[nimble cairn]

Fortunately some of us do have lives

[primal stirrup]

no, and its estimated at 100gb

[clever oyster]

Lol, japanese is my second language haha

[stable comet]

Dude is making Fun of some peoples

[storm pawn]

.!ban dollie trolling

[empty prawn]

Release the trailer please

[echo ether]

sorry, meant to be referring to just pvp players.

[grand comet]

Didn't you say you were gonna shower lol

[austere yew]

Lets be honest, people here will never shower lol, not even the ones claiming they do

[scenic rivet]

Will unofficial dedicated Nitrado servers get access to Lost Colony when it’s released for Xbox and Steam?

[nimble cairn]

Agreed there i dont think its possible to have a life and play pvp

[glass seal]

Im in the process of learning, been studying for about a week now

I mostly just understand grammar and particles, and some basic phrases... I still need to learn actual words so I can speak it

[stable cairn]

Any update on PlayStation?

[fierce bane]

Did anyone else have a 10.1MB update earlier yesterday?

[west mica]

Still waiting on cert

[woeful flicker]

playstation version been deleted

[stuck sable]

Bruh reduce cooldown

[umbral mountain]

delayed a few hours behind pc/xbox

[surreal snow]

40 minutes later......

[echo ether]

i had a shower like 4 days ago, it was a great shower. my body naturally produces showers in this 30 degree aussie heat, so why would i ever need a man made one?

[trim hare]

saw the x from 12 minutes ago for 15 minutes

[opal bay]

PlayStation in 6-8 hours

[daring compass]

No one cares about the trailer lol what you on about? We are waiting for the map.

[shy sentinel]

IM GONNA GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[opal grove]

ye but imagin if they did a hell divers and brought every 100g down to 20g

[narrow flower]

Based and red pilled

[clever oyster]

I used duolingo to kickstart, then went to books to help the rest, then eventually this one youtuber who talks to japanese folks and then translates it in text while he speaks

[shy siren]

100gb not again 😢

[glass seal]

はい

I was waiting for my drivers to install to make sure my pc restarted, so now Im actually going to shower and cosplay actually having my life together

[opaque mulch]

Everyone gonna run out of space at this rate.

[loud cove]

its laughable how bad they are at sticking to times..

[shy sentinel]

@narrow flower wanna gloon with me pookie? 😉

[lyric cradle]

Yep, fully aware. I played pvp for 3 years when I had nothing better to do. It was a lot of fun, and yeah, getting in first was super important to me. But the idea that you're putting your trust in something that's proven untrustworthy isn't an error on their end. It's an error on both ends.

Like I said, you can be upset about it. But you had all the knowledge you needed to temper your expectations ❤️

[grand comet]

That would be a nice QoL but wouldn't be worth the time to achieve that over content

[alpine pawn]

ase was like 1.2 - 1.5 tb for every map, this game is only like half that so far

[narrow flower]

I’ll gloon all over you

[terse girder]

cosplay the tek suit

[glass seal]

I have ai, a textbook, and a dream

Im already past the point where duolingo is helpful, the platform just pisses me off with how over simplified it is... ocha is not green tea, its just polite tea, and konnichiwa is not hi its good after noon

[warm forge]

Raas is streaming now, its coming

[novel osprey]

wheres lost colony?

[silent matrix]

I hope we can tame Mey yin and mate with her

[keen sapphire]

What is happening

[tacit drum]

Can you cosplay as wildcard and tell me the updates out 🥺 ?

[hidden adder]

In our hopes and dreams

[opal grove]

but on aussie wifi it take 6h to download 220g ark 🙁

[plucky rampart]

So much stress for a map that is unplayable on official....i've learned my lesson over the years in ARK. And this map is so freakin nice i can wait a few more hours or days solo ftw

[lyric cradle]

it got lost

[narrow flower]

The homies be sus with each other. Let it happen

[echo ether]

the game that was on xbox one (1tb storage) was more than a tb per dlc? thats crazy! how did i play rag, scorched and the centre all without having to uninstall each one 😮, stop the cap

[shy sentinel]

we are glooning

[weary sandal]

Not surprised if your downloading grams

[grand comet]

lmao yeah very relatable, well enjoy

[novel osprey]

😭

[covert needle]

Lost colony, ASA’s first canon expansion map, is due to release December 19, 2025 5:00 AM, this will be 6 hours ago +/- dependent on any extra delays.

(This automatically converts to your own timezone.)

To keep track of any information regarding the ‘Lost Colony’ release, make sure to follow @Survivetheark on Twitter and/or follow ⁠announcements and ⁠status-updates.

Lost colony will allow non-mutated Veilwyns to be transferred on day one.

As stated by both @Caged Glooning Winterbaker & @GLOONIN in a cage on a boat + ZA, anyone on official needs to release any Veilwyns they plan to transfer out of their cryopods prior to 12 hours before (which is roughly 18 hours ago)

You will need to upload these into the ARK DATA for them to be transferable. No items (like cryopods) are transferable so that will not work.

If you plan on transferring your already existing survivor on day one, please ensure you do not have an items on your, as well as removing your companion.

(This may cause issues for you, so it’s best to be safe.)

[opal grove]

GB 😠

[shy sentinel]

​​There is no update in Ba sing se

[unreal ermine]

GOATED reply

[solid crane]

@heavy cedar It's been past time is there more delay first was 30 mins then twitter said 15 and it's past that.

[weary sandal]

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist 😉

[alpine pawn]

did you have island, scorched earth, center, ragnarok, genesis 1, genesis 2, abberation, crystal isles, valguero , extinction, fjordur and lost island all downloaded? cause if you did your the cap

[tacit drum]

That has me crying holy shit

[clever oyster]

Should try Anki!

[slender shoal]

@heavy cedar any news on playstation cert yet

[daring compass]

I did... what's so special about it?

[smoky gull]

They have seperate servers

[echo ether]

ill let you follow the reply chain back to my message to see what i said, you said it was 1tb per dlc, which just isnt true for any of the ones i ever played, and i did a full story playthrough when extinction released

[steep mason]

ban the pillar creeps

[clever oyster]

My brother in christ, download a couple you dont need them all

[lyric cradle]

How will they get all the dinos?

[half anvil]

you need them all.

[nimble cairn]

That guy definitely isnt allowed into the salty spitoon

[alpine pawn]

i think you have troubles understanding basic english since i said 1.2-1.5tb for EVERY map. Maybe you should buy a pair of glasses before map release or you might click the wrong server

[placid pelican]

When server coming out?

[lusty needle]

🪑 ☕ 🧇

[daring compass]

I still have them downloaded even though haven't played ASE for several years lol

[thorn dome]

Update still not dropped on steam sigh

[terse girder]

my game just updated for 1 second then stopped what

[clever oyster]

Ragnarok covers scorched earth then download Aberration, Extinction

Get the dinos you want on the map, carry them with you via transfers to the next one lol

[lyric cradle]

Your sentence was worded in a way that allowed him to translate it that way btw. You could've phrased it better.

[echo ether]

wait until you learn in english "for every map" can mean each individual one lol not with all installed at once.

[shy sentinel]

man its almost like this 30 minutes has almost been more than an hour!

[cloud holly]

0.5x

[clever oyster]

At this point I think the dev team is just trolling dollie

[north bramble]

ohio

[wispy oasis]

Do we know how long the PlayStation certification process could take at the current moment

[flat sage]

I just woke up by wife just to waiting on Xbox lol

[kind narwhal]

wheres my dlc

[lyric cradle]

That's wholesome lol, my wife and I are gonna be playing together today too

[nimble cairn]

What do we want?

[placid pelican]

Heŷ when server coming out?

[narrow flower]

Glooning pookie 😩

[clever oyster]

Is your wife single? Im tryna Gloon

[shy sentinel]

YES

[late silo]

bing bong

[flat tulip]

any ps users want me to save some land?

[half anvil]

i stole it\

[little nymph]

OMG 168GB download WTF

[stray stratus]

Meet my wife on ark and been together every since were expecting a baby any day now

[flat sage]

In your dream lol

[umbral mountain]

make it 500 gb

[proper tulip]

left your stuff on breeding huh?

[nimble cairn]

Who?

[lyric cradle]

This is the way xD

[wanton marlin]

is that xbox?

[alpine pawn]

so rather than using some common sense seeing that each map is around 80-100gb maps and about 12 maps that would equal 1200 (1.2tb) you allow your smoooth brain to make you think that i meant 1.2 tb per map which is absolutely insaneand doesnt make any sense even for you have a 1 tb xbox... you didnt stop to think that i meant EVERY map lol, i understand the wording could of been better but like cmon man

[narrow flower]

Hey I didn’t say the comment about your wife the other guy did 😂

[grave grove]

i think john cena must be in lc becouse we cant see it

[stray stratus]

@proper tulip something like that

[shy sentinel]

i cant wait to get lost with you and gloon in lost colony

[rustic sphinx]

aprox 30 min turns into 2 hours

[proper tulip]

whoever claims it first gets the imprint!

[lyric cradle]

Bro really spent 10 mins typing out an excuse to a stranger on the internet

[echo ether]

they use my brain for slip and slides at the local waterpark 😄

[alpine pawn]

im bored waiting for this damn update -_- 3 am

[stray stratus]

Got that baby maker 9000 trait

[nimble stirrup]

is it out yet?

[clever oyster]

Yeah

[fresh flicker]

ok its just not coming out today, massive waste of time im going to sleep

[clear falcon]

is out in my dream

[warm elbow]

still????? wild

[sacred garnet]

weres ny dlc

[strong torrent]

Hows that 30 minutes looking

[royal basin]

I be chilling watching anime till it drops true gamers never quit I will wait as long as it takes sleep is for the weak XD

[native tiger]

The intention of this message is all in caps but i don’t want it to get deleted. This is silly

[narrow flower]

She gloon on my pillar til I Aureliax

[shy sentinel]

you cant, as soon as you go to sleep itll come out

[grand comet]

How do you think a 2 sentence message took 10 minutes to write. 💀

[unreal ermine]

would be funny if they edited their announcement to say 300 instead of 30 mins

[daring compass]

In this case he should have gone to sleep 4 hours ago lol

[fresh flicker]

i wish mate

[alpine pawn]

lmfao i gave up, went to sleep with my phone up to my ear, and right as im falling to sleep i hear the discord notification so i got up, and now its been an hour not 30 minutes

[clever oyster]

@heavy cedar Does the dev team just get off on people getting angry with you? 🤣

[kind narwhal]

is this 30 minutes in dog min utes?

[warm forge]

glooning

[shy sentinel]

i cant wait to get lost and then build a colony

and then gloon to you

[native tiger]

Ok so every time this happens I play this game. The game is what will happen first? Will I poop or will the map get released?

[vital wing]

30 min my ass

[vague trout]

i dont like carrots

[sharp bolt]

Idk why people are shocked this literally happens everytime. Was the same thing with extinction the only thing they are consistent with is being inconsistent

[opaque mulch]

I just pray nothing breaks in my cluster. Please let it all be smooth

[silent matrix]

Wth is a gloon

[clever oyster]

Both, the map gets released and you shit yourself in excitement

[royal basin]

Is anyone a twitch streamer on here so I can see the new map when it drops ?

[umbral mountain]

@heavy cedar where is it ?

[half anvil]

i just wanna start the download and take a nap.

[cinder folio]

confirmed wc just been baiting us along too make us wait out the ps cert

[warm forge]

relatable

[shy sentinel]

its a gloon

[daring compass]

You must be new to Ark

[nimble cairn]

And ab… which is what i last got excited and stayed up for

[native tiger]

Oh both at once simultaneously that’s a new one!

[opaque mulch]

Ofc not why do you think I’m stressing lmao

[narrow flower]

These ppl out here complaining like delays aren’t the default for WC 💀 just sit back and GLOON while you wait 😩🤌

[ebon ibex]

its been 30

[stray stratus]

@royal basin ill be streaming pvp

[tranquil pilot]

lets go GLOONERS, ready to gloon to some losy colony

[short turtle]

Can Steam and Xbox players play LC now?

[silent matrix]

That’s… idk cute and weird at the same time

[grand comet]

I glooned my biggest gloon of the week an hour ago

[nimble cairn]

Imma go gloon. Ill be back in a few hours when the updates out

[warm forge]

Dollie typing

[royal basin]

What’s your twitch username

[mossy tree]

Dollie typing ya'll

[sharp bolt]

Yeah and i mean if they maps didn't have issues or game breaking bugs I would say we don't have a place to complain but its always late and always has issues on release. I don't doubt the devs are probably worked to the bone but it still sucks that we are paying half the cost of a new game for something delayed almost 24 hrs

[narrow flower]

Based and gloon pilled

[native tiger]

I have gathered two of every island artifact in the time since it was supposed to be 30 mins

[turbid raptor]

dollie is typing in #announcements

[stray stratus]

@royal basin cyniboi

[shy sentinel]

I cant wait to start a colony, then get lost start glooning just for my adventure to get delayed!

[half anvil]

dollie confirmed we spent this whole time waiting for playstation and xbox lol

[nimble stirrup]

more delay incoming

[plucky niche]

dollie typing?!

[short turtle]

?

[vast marlin]

longest 30 mins

[native tiger]

I don’t see no typing

[stray stratus]

@royal basin ill be live once update is live

[turbid raptor]

yep XD

[shy sentinel]

"We have delayed lost colony by another 4 hours" - announcements probably

[narrow flower]

Cringe and delay pilled

[robust edge]

Restart steam

[modest oar]

Lc now out on steam?

[thorny plaza]

PS5 update is out 26gb

[royal basin]

I Followed ya on Twitch

[loud cove]

dollie is typing.. its another delay incoming

[native tiger]

Can you imagine if it was out like right now no downloaded needed and if dollie just wrote coords for a spot you go to and it takes you to the new dlc and it just runs smooth as hell and you don’t even need to transfer or anything

[ivory vortex]

So we getting Lost Colony coming or?

[terse torrent]

One hour later.........

[stray stratus]

@royal basin ty I appreciate it i wont have camera on for abit because me and my miss is expecting a baby anyday now but ill have gameplay action rolling

[past trail]

hha she added the "unless" emoji to the post

[left marsh]

she is typing

[royal basin]

It’s not the new map though

[half anvil]

i upgraded my internet to the max tier to download the map fast

[warm elbow]

she prob hates us lets be honest (not that our complaints arent completely valid)

[thorny plaza]

But it means Sony is in the process of letting things through

[clever oyster]

OKAY GUYS take your bet, will this be an hour delay, a 12 hour delay or a delay of a day

[sharp bolt]

Indefinite never gloon

[novel bear]

12

[nimble cairn]

All of the above?

[native tiger]

Were you the one who bet I would poop at the exact same time the map comes out? Or will I poop before the map comes out or will the map come out first

[elfin orbit]

ITS BEEN 84 years!!

[shell kayak]

30min like ass

[warm elbow]

they will say an hour but it will be 12

[novel osprey]

lost colony launch on playstation

[opaque mulch]

Lmao!

[sand hound]

alter wielang braucht die zum schreiben

[proper tulip]

Windows left out in the cold again.

[nimble cairn]

Yoooo it was 12

[clever oyster]

Holy shit sony didn't act slow as a snail for once

But the answer was: NO SET TIME, GREAT.

[native tiger]

Wait so steam could have had it on time if it weren’t for console?

[sharp bolt]

Windows and Xbox are the same gng

[half anvil]

yes lol

[summer lion]

Console boys getting it first for once! Yay lads

[unreal ermine]

typical, delay because of consoles

[cinder folio]

are you kidding, no steam update?

[grand comet]

Yeah Steam it's so much faster and easier to push updates to. Consoles have to go through regulated cert processes.
Most game update delays are because of console.

[jade cargo]

Hy we stick together

[late silo]

Can we transfer our max level players?

[ebon tangle]

Filthy console users

[tacit drum]

Stupid chud company

[ocean ocean]

The fact that they’re gonna release a PlayStation version around the Xbox that makes you wanna strangle wild card

[plucky niche]

so now we have to wait for ps5 and xbox lmao

[clever oyster]

Blame sony, Sony is a headache to work with

[tight fox]

LMAOOO

[proper tulip]

essentially yes but they categorize them differently the update above the last said that Playstation and Windows were delayed

[weary sandal]

Sooooooo……steam drops when?

[drifting scarab]

Steam last is genuinely absurd because we are 100% guaranteed gonna have the biggest update file

[sharp bolt]

How is steam now last to get the map

[balmy orbit]

as soon as consoles are finished processing she said

[native tiger]

This. Ugh making this crossplay was a big silly thing

[loud cove]

So basically that 30 minute for xbox and steam was a load of bullsh*t lol

[unreal ermine]

let us download on steam, not all of us have 2 tb/s of internet

[dense cave]

@heavy cedar Do you have an ETA for steam 🥹

[forest geyser]

I haven’t gotten any updates from xbox, anyone else?

[upbeat gust]

L steam users. 😂

[half anvil]

you guys cant read lol, they are gonna be released all at once they are just waiting for consoles to finish to set steam live so we can download

[sharp bolt]

mb I didn't read the windows thing.

[weary sandal]

No I got that was hoping we’d get another time frame. Now it’s just in the wind somewhere

[flat tulip]

L 30fps havers XD

[clever oyster]

Okay clowns.

Console isn't getting it first, looks like they plan to release them all at the same time lol...

[silent matrix]

What does the announcement even mean? It got delayed?

[loud cove]

"Good news first for Steam and Xbox: Lost Colony will be launching on Steam and Xbox in approximately 30 minutes. We’re excited to finally get this into your hands." words don't lie broski

[sonic sable]

just launch the map its not that hard

[proper tulip]

All good. I don't understand how Windows is delayed but xbox isn't when they are the same company

[unreal ermine]

essentially an unnecesary delay for pc players because of consoles as per usual

[marble crest]

When is the game dropping on Nintendo Wii?

[vague geode]

Unfassbar....

[jade cargo]

Hey when does lost colony drop on switch?

[tiny mountain]

Soon the Gloon has come

[ocean ocean]

They said 30 minutes two hours ago, dude what are you smoking?

[clever oyster]

They are waiting for console to finish to validating then launching, something they should have already done. They are past the lengthy part, expect it in 20 minutes to an hour most likely

[sharp bolt]

Your download will still take longer to get in gng enjoy the 100gb update

[lyric yarrow]

People were complaining that Playstation had to wait so they probably changed it.

[rich spire]

Drop trailer

[nimble cairn]

Its out

[silent matrix]

So Not a 12 Hour Delay?🤣

[loud cove]

I was replying to someone who said people can't read. But the reply didn't go through.

[upbeat gust]

😂 My games take no time as all, it's called good internet. Have it downloaded within the hour. 😂

[ancient island]

They made us wait so long because of PlayStation. It's no coincidence that it took almost 6 hours for them to release the update, and now PlayStation will be in too, and they'll release it soon.

[grand comet]

Yeah that wasn't a lie it more so like changed because they got word from Sony they passed cert or was passing it so therefore they wanted to release together. Instead of 7 hours apart lol.
It wasn't a lie, you aren't being lied to. Plans change as the wind blows. That's how everything goes.

[jade cargo]

Cornball…

[clever oyster]

No, if we're not being lied to, then not a 12 hour delay. Like I said, it will be more than likely an hour or 20 minutes, one of those two

[boreal coral]

how do yall fuck up a dlc release everytime 😄

[hidden adder]

I miss ASE where Steam got the updates the moment they were ready, no waiting on some console cert

[frosty mantle]

Am I being stupid or did it get delayed again for 12 hours?

[weak shoal]

How much longer is this update supposed to take, took a day off for this

[plucky niche]

yes

[half anvil]

just downloaded a 64gb update on steam

[native tiger]

Why don’t they wait until everything has passed certification and everything is ready to go before announcing it is ready to go

[sharp bolt]

My download will take at most 15 minutes 🤷🏻‍♂️

[lime tusk]

That was silly

[silent matrix]

Frrr

[flat sage]

That wc

[ivory vortex]

Same got good wifi

[quick delta]

just got 30.70GB update on xbox

[upbeat gust]

Sure champ. Enjoy it when it comes out in a few hours for you guys.

[clever oyster]

You're a fool taking a day off, for one.

But like an hour most likely, i dont work there but just an estimation given where htey are in the process

[jade cargo]

Wc off that straight penjamin rn

[fierce bane]

What’s the point of spreading lies. ?

[boreal coral]

releases DLC on 19th (still in certification) yikes

[frosty mantle]

Jesus Christ 🤦🏾‍♂️

[half anvil]

yea its out coming soon was taken off steam store

[sharp bolt]

Least delusional PlayStation player have fun on 60 frames bro

[native tiger]

I don’t understand why they don’t literally just wait until it is there and playable to press the “release button” and then make an announcement saying it’s coming at “x” time and then they can release it when they say they’ll release it

[ocean ocean]

The delayed the game three times and then they delayed the announcement set 30 minutes twice to the point where the PlayStation one was gonna be the last one to release to be released the same time, 10 years of the delays is still a crazy

[quick delta]

Base game, not LC sadly

[balmy glen]

Any news on Xmas event?

[upbeat gust]

Thanks! I'll tell you all about it. 😁

[clever oyster]

You have poor reading comprehension, they are releasing it at the same time for all platforms, we were just stuck waiting for sony.

[fleet ermine]

Is there no trailer ?

[spark berry]

64 bytes update on Steam - their compression must be crazy good wow

[sharp bolt]

fs bro i'd love to see the pixels of the map shown in full 🥀

[loud cove]

funny how its just Studio Wildcard that suffers with these 'cert' issues..

[ocean ocean]

Apparently, you don’t know how to read information or find it, buddy. They said PlayStation is gonna be released a day after the other two you have no idea what you’re talking about

[shy sentinel]

wait it actually came out? impossible

[native tiger]

My download took 3 seconds that can’t be right

[clever oyster]

You need to return to the announcement section, they literally said that they got certified early, they were giving a rough estimation lol.

[austere yew]

Steam ain't starting the download

[ocean ocean]

Hey buddy, go look at the post they made publicly,

[obtuse cipher]

30.7GB patch out now Xbox.

[clever oyster]

Hey pal, go look at the same posts. "dollie — 5:41 AM
Playstation folks, we're happy to share IT HAS PASSED CERTIFICATION! kjhgjwikuywheiu

Playstation and Xbox has been set live and we're waiting for consoles to finish processing. Once they do, we'll be setting Steam live and prepping to deploy the Official Network shortly after. "

lol

[forest geyser]

31 minutes to update cmonnnnn

[ocean ocean]

It was supposed to be released yesterday and PlayStation was supposed released on the 19th, I know what I’m talking about you just got here late

[weary sandal]

I’ve just had an accident in my pants with that trailer

[quiet cedar]

is it out on steam yet?

[loud cove]

how do we download it?

[fierce bane]

I’m in !

[ivory vortex]

If you have the dlc pass already it should probably be with the update

[clever oyster]

Sure, but im talking about what happned now. Not what was suppose to happen lol.

[forest geyser]

41 🫩

[brisk pilot]

jai pas attendu les ps4 pour rien alors go la donner sur steam enft

[crystal knot]

36.4GB steam

[ocean ocean]

Then why are you telling people they can’t read or they don’t know information if you’re just in the wrong

[open marsh]

how i make my nitrado server to lost colony

[loud cove]

I can't see no update on steam

[swift token]

WAIT, PLAYSTATION IS GREEN LIT??

[trim hare]

Restart Steam

[sharp bolt]

Downloads already done lil bro ur playstation blow up yet?

[vast marlin]

restart steam if ya don't see it

[clever oyster]

Jesus mate, you're thick.

Go reread everything I said and then open a book.

[ebon tangle]

Restart

[ivory vortex]

Restart steam and wait a minute

[crystal knot]

^^

[quiet cedar]

yoo its downloading

[trim hare]

64gb ez pz

[shy sentinel]

erm guys, my steam seems to be disabled, its not downloading yet

[plucky niche]

pc update live yet?

[loud cove]

64gb.. nah worries

[ivory vortex]

Both of you shut up and install your update and be happy it’s out

[clever oyster]

Did playstation get it?

[near marten]

Lmao🤣 I’ve come for the comedy

[marsh topaz]

Is PS5 update out?

[light girder]

Yeah I'm downloading now, it's 25gb on PS5.

[vast marlin]

64gb for me wuuut

[sharp bolt]

Restart ur steam

[lusty drum]

Restart steam, it's out.

[loud cove]

just waiting for Nitrado to put the map on

[winter shuttle]

64GB as well now we need a Slim Ark version like Helldivers did meant for SSD's

[trim hare]

See ya guys at the next DLC dramafest pre launch #glooning #tradition

[errant cloak]

a bunch of fixes but no one is banning the cheating software 90% of people are using, ESP aimbot, dupe etc

[light girder]

Wildcard could never pull that off lol

[ocean ocean]

Bye fat Jesus, I’ll keep you in my prayers

[half anvil]

actually gonna tune in for every single drop from now on lol this has been amazing

[clever oyster]

Wow. Look. I was right. Learn to read, you clown.

[empty igloo]

mine started auto updating on steam 60.8GB

[loud cove]

relax, it's launch day. if you want to beef it out then 1v1 each other on a wyvern

[round citrus]

Well done WC on that Trailer!!! well done! 👏

[half anvil]

72gb for steam i guess ill take 100gb for a whole game? the new tames look worth the storage space

[clever oyster]

Very relaxed, just blowing time while I wait for install

[swift drift]

When will the nitrado server be available for rent?

[ocean ocean]

Still salty, dude I’m sorry trying to find information to prove your case, but you with nothing to back it up, but feel free just bring it out dude I’ll do the same. You sorry ass clown.

[old nebula]

Is lost colony dlc free ?

[loud cove]

anybody know how long it takes Nitrado to put the map on the options? not bothering with official

[short turtle]

29,99$

[half anvil]

yes

[clever oyster]

Man. That message didn't even make sense, you might want calm down a little, like I said, open a book?

[proper tulip]

it'll probably be an hour or two for Nitrado to launch the update for it

[clever oyster]

Okay I've had my fun, ill stop poking at him now

[ocean ocean]

Uh-oh bro is still tilted. literally has nothing to back himself up cause she feels stupid and I don’t know how to read, how about you go back and look at the initial release dates, kid

[proper tulip]

most likely an hour or two then you have to wait for everyone else fighting to get it on their servers

[stiff canopy]

@heavy cedar windows?

[clever oyster]

Never said anything about the official date, just what was happening in the moment. If you could read, you would know that. You little goober you. Its okay to be wrong. Like I said, the release was gonna be within in hour for every platform and lo and behold, it was.

[tardy rampart]

Does anyone know the average price for boss rexes these days?

[sharp bolt]

W ragebait

[digital tinsel]

@heavy cedar will lost colony be buyable alone now?

[ocean ocean]

I’m sorry you don’t know how to specify maybe you should do that next time before running your mouth kid

[surreal snow]

hook line and sinker

[sharp bolt]

He fell for it again 🥀

[tame owl]

Do we know the map name to put into the custom map slot yet?

[clever oyster]

@ocean ocean Here. Incase you need a refresher. Remember to breathe so you don't blackout next time.

[surreal snow]

i mean.....their calm....you seem upset...did you not nap enough waiting for release?

[fair wyvern]

LostColony_WP

[ocean ocean]

Little bro is so mad lol

[tame owl]

Appreciated

[rich slate]

Lmao 30gb update

[silent matrix]

Will The Price stay the Same? It’s still 30€ on ps store

[fair wyvern]

price isn’t changing

[stiff canopy]

So no windows…

[clever oyster]

That was my original post that you took issue with, posted in tandem with the announcement that ps got certified. I had information to back up what i was saying and pulled from it. You just can't read. Buy a book instead of the expansion.

[proper tulip]

Pretty much we are forgotten as of now

[ocean ocean]

We’re all reading the chat, buddy, in case you forgot PlayStation was supposed to be released a day after the two apparently didn’t read that post either

[half anvil]

its free if you steal it

[sharp bolt]

You gotta stop falling for the ragebait bro

[stone shuttle]

For PS players:

• Pause whilst hovering over ASA’s application

• Manage game content

• Uninstall LC DLC (should be around 1.1MB)

• Re-download and it’ll give you the 16GB update for it.

[surreal snow]

we're all reading you lose your marbles in chat \

[silent matrix]

Can you Teach me?

[errant cloak]

fix the cheating on pvp officials at least.

[surreal breach]

so are folks transferring from another map with an already-leveled character, or starting fresh with a new character? Trying to decide this for myself on the cluster I run.

[half anvil]

nope. i support this small indie delay studio

[clever oyster]

No no, I knew that. Someone from playstation claimed that we were getting it in a few hours. i corrected them that it was going to be released at the same time. That is what I replied to before you got lost in a blind rage because you have the reading comprehension of a roided out grade schooler.

[ocean ocean]

It’s “lost” not “lose” you’ll learn that when you and your boyfriend passed the third grade

[silent matrix]

What’s the Problem? (I didn’t buy the dlc yet)

[proper tulip]

pretty sure they meant present tense not past...

[charred niche]

I’d do new character to be safe so they don’t lose their progress on their leveled character

[sharp bolt]

Its most definitely lose your marbles you can't be deadass.. it might be time to actually pick up a book

[surreal snow]

no its lose....lost is past tense....lose as in its still happening....take a breath

[stone shuttle]

It’s to start the download for LC

[stiff canopy]

Really made everyone wait for PlayStation and windows people got shafted as usual

[daring compass]

New cinematics look nice!

[ocean ocean]

There’s no rages here, buddy. If you get tilted over typing in discord over a bunch of kids rambling then you do need mental help that ain’t the case of your kid. I’m just having some fun here.

[forest geyser]

I got second hand embarrassment from this

[desert crater]

Wait what should my lost colony be at because mine only takes up 10 mb

[austere aurora]

Fix all games as there is cheat for them all.

[proper tulip]

Reading comprehension is becoming a lost skill

[clever oyster]

It seems like you're the one angry, lashing out at people not involved in our initial argument and trying to grammar correct, even though you, yourself, suck at spelling. Its okay to admit you were wrong little bro 🤣

[surreal breach]

I solve that problem (at least to some degree) by backing up the .arkprofile files.

[wind oar]

wait, is Bobs missions the lost colony listing?

[ocean ocean]

Really because a guy told us both to shut up and you’re over here till they trying to find information like dude anyone so tilted to crying over anything it’s you, i’m just waiting for my install to finish before I can go play it

[daring compass]

The jurney has started! Let's see if I can defeat the boss by end of today! 🙂

[digital tinsel]

guys can u buy the map stand alone?

[sharp bolt]

How is this fun for you, you have the grammar skills of a kindergartener and double down on wrong information you gotta just give it up

[north bramble]

was wondering how much it shouldve been too

[charred niche]

Ohhh

[clever oyster]

But was I right though? Were you right though?

[pliant prairie]

have the servers been dropped yet

[surreal breach]

Speed run! But srsly don't! There's only one first time.

[steady wolf]

Anyone game sharing and it says you don’t own the lost colony expansion pack?

[errant cloak]

many have asked for them to do something about the cheating and to this day nothing has been done. I wonder why.

[verbal robin]

Like 3 minutes ago official servers did

[surreal snow]

my brain hurt trying to read this....."you're over here till they trying to find information".....i mentally stuttered

[old nebula]

I don't want to buy expansion but instead of it i want to play it free

[half anvil]

servers have been dropped like the pillars already placed

[robust urchin]

Bro thats crazy. Like no type of respect for playstation

[swift token]

Bro, just hopped in and it’s already so pillared 😭😭😭😭

[pliant prairie]

more or less, im not seeing any lost colony map on the server list

[ocean ocean]

Dude the information came out weeks ago I’m sorry you can’t look that up, thd post is all over the Internet, like I said when you guys learn to specify if you even know what that means, then you could have a conversation like an adult

[old nebula]

Can i play lost colony without expansion pack ?

[daring compass]

Those who play on console have no respect for proper gaming to start with hahaha

[surreal snow]

"the" im not talking about any release info XD

[summer jungle]

dayum why're so tilted

[clever oyster]

@ocean ocean You're making a clown of yourself on an argument you lost when I was correct. I'm not going to continue punching down and let you drag me to your rock-bottom level. Like I said, life advice: Pick up a book, preferably one with pictures so you can get through it and go kick rocks.

Ill put it into little words for you

I speak in current time, you speak in past time. I no care about what they said a week ago, i care about the announcement made during the time of my post.

[charred niche]

What do you mean?

[sharp bolt]

You gotta let it go bro this is tragic to read man

[half anvil]

no.

[old nebula]

Damn very upset

[royal basin]

Anyone else get the update done I don’t see any maps

[empty prawn]

I did the 2 steam downloads, but I don't see LC on single player

[ocean ocean]

Dude, I’m having the time of my life right now triggered a bunch of kids, dude so great, apparently they don’t read my comments

[clever oyster]

Dude. I don't even know what argument he is even making or the hill he chose to die on. He is confusing me the deeper the hole gets. My iq is killing itself

[half anvil]

grown man btw.

[sharp bolt]

I don't think anyone is triggered gng it kinda seems like u lost the intelligence battle and are now just yapping

[summer jungle]

So nonchalant so much aura

[ocean ocean]

What hill I had a kid go around in the chat, saying everyone’s stupid they don’t know how to read and that they were waiting for the PlayStation to come out before they release the Xbox and Steam, which was wrong, so now I’m just here to make people angry

[surreal snow]

"quick im losing better pretend it was all part of my plan" type response holy

[clever oyster]

So. Let me get your thought process straight here.

No one knows what the fuck you are saying or standing for, just that its in opposition. Yet we are the issue.

[sharp bolt]

I mean he fell for the ragebait like 5 times in a row and hasn't realized it. Find my 40 year old xbox gamer dad 🥀

[surreal snow]

no one else is angry....just you....i think more of us are laughing at you to be honest XD

[clever oyster]

Ah yes, the old "i know you are but what am I!" defense, im frightened. Clearly I lost

[half anvil]

they did wait tho lol and released them all at the same time.

[summer jungle]

oh deer i've been ratio'ed time to resort to caveman insults

[proper tulip]

It was funny, now it is just pitiful.

[sharp bolt]

You just got pretense and pass tense wrong in a conversation you cannot be talking about reading level

[blazing grove]

Enough

[stiff canopy]

No windows update

[blazing grove]

Move along please

[clever oyster]

Its okay, I'm done with him.

[surreal snow]

moving

[ocean ocean]

I mean, I can cause I understand what that means, I don’t get but hurt over a few words I just throw some back

[summer jungle]

butt*

[clever oyster]

Alright chat. The law has cracked down on us, fun time is over

That said, enjoy the new expansion :D

[surreal breach]

I think it's already been said, but server downloads are available now! That really wasn't much of a delay at all.

[proper tulip]

How is your name on here pronounced?

[silent matrix]

When are the second batch of servers coming

[empty igloo]

anyone know around how long for nitrado to have it?

[half anvil]

[blazing grove]

It’s “Soka”

[clever oyster]

Nitrado operates independently, but give it a day prolly less than a day even, give it like 8 hours lol

[sterile lotus]

Is map name LostColony_WP

[proper tulip]

They posted an update saying it is live but will be a long installation process.

[clever oyster]

Hey soka can we get a reduction on this delay to text yet? a minute is killing me.

[proper tulip]

Thanks, I was curious.

[stuck jungle]

Ehhhh I'm not getting any option to install past the 10.1mb download and I uninstalled entire game to reinstall after refreshing then uninstalling dlc this is cooked

[mighty plaza]

I’m on lost colony rn but I can’t find my main server

[blazing grove]

Idk can you behave?

[half anvil]

close steam and make sure your game is set to update right away under properties.

[clever oyster]

Probably not but if it makes you happy i can lie to you and say I will

[blazing grove]

Speaking to the whole class here

😂

[warm forge]

wtf

[wispy oasis]

Probaly for the asian player base

[silent matrix]

Wth dolly

How am I going to understand THAT

[stiff canopy]

Bro there’s no way @heavy cedar is hyping up play station like bro what about windows we payed too