ark-survival-ascended

[rigid kraken]

just tell us its delayed so i can go to bed

[hybrid yacht]

X2

[tight fox]

2:36 am for me 😫

[south wharf]

😂

[tall cypress]

It’s gettin released in 15 min!

[golden night]

Avatar add ppl are waiting for a delay too 🥺

[whole dagger]

@heavy cedar

[digital heath]

stfu

[wicked smelt]

Are we nearly there yet 😄

[plain breach]

It’s not delayed she never said it will release at 1030

[echo ether]

i have played ark since before the tek cave existed, if the update isnt delayed, you shouldnt play it because its likely a super virus created by snail games to steal your bitcoin

[kindred jacinth]

can i pay delay？

[pine niche]

How u know

[rustic sphinx]

530 pm here 🙂

[grand socket]

Def delayed no update and no announcement -_-

[tropic narwhal]

Delay on slow mode

[marsh bough]

early in the morning, the first coffee. i can start now

[fluid ibex]

I JUST GOT A 16 gb update!!!

[floral quarry]

30mins time out timer lmfao

[neon pier]

Imagine staying awake and expecting ark to be on time haha.

[restive terrace]

if were being fair, probably not even gonna announce it, because they already said "EARLIEST" 10:30, I don't think they would bother with another announcement, they set themselves up already

[gilded swan]

at the earliest at the earliest at the earliest at the earliest kkkkk

[royal gale]

better not be, they already delayed it ONCE, so tired of the same shit diff day kinda crap with these releases. IF yall cannot fall through on ur word then dont say crap and just announce that itll come out when it comes out >_>

[scarlet lintel]

30 min mode lmfao terrible news coming bruh

[crimson jay]

they broke the game even more lmao welp we fucked

[karmic lily]

If you are hoping for the delay how about just going to bed and stop the whining? Otherwise you are just like everyone else hoping for the release and trying to act "tough" on the internet for some stupid ass reason.

[fresh hearth]

Give em some time yall they did say earliest is 10:30 lol

[void nymph]

Cant wait for the sorry build is so broken, we will fix after xmas😂

[quasi otter]

I'm in!!
See you guys in here

[wide mist]

Just give us the trailer at least uhhhh

[heady dust]

[silent matrix]

Guys I’m loading in it’s live finally

[scenic rivet]

Technically if it comes out at all, then they weren’t lying about “10:30 at the earliest”

[shell garden]

Cap

[nimble stirrup]

delayed till 2027

[jovial oak]

😭

[sinful vessel]

Delay again

[charred cove]

@silent matrix Proof lol

[proven mica]

Steam just released an update. Restart your games!

[dusky zenith]

announcement delay delay

[night gull]

64.3gb

[fair mica]

🤣

[slow mural]

It will release at 10:30, at the earliest, what are stupid time frame, im going to die by 10:30 at the earliest...someday

[final carbon]

I’m sorry for your loss

[glass seal]

well another delay means I get to spend more time studying I suppose

[nova grail]

Maybe its time for them to clean house or something. Someone is not doing their job correctly. How is it that every single map faces delay?

[flint glen]

what subject

[silent ore]

@heavy cedar wya shawty we waiting

[amber patio]

dont be surprised if its delayed were dealing with wild card here

[jovial musk]

always something to fix and improve

[red star]

weird we havent gotten even a delay message

[vital wing]

they're all incapable 😂

[nimble cairn]

Is new map out yet?

[teal birch]

Don't worry guys it's being released with elder scrolls 6

[solemn kayak]

How mch delay

[remote harness]

soon(tm)

[peak tendon]

We know we aint getting so can we have the trailer at least?

[quick cairn]

gta 6 and then LC

[random egret]

wild gen chat is on 30 mins slowmode XD

[wispy pier]

Drop the map bozos

[fresh flicker]

oml where is iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[timid bolt]

quit blue ballin me bro i been edgin all day

[plucky plover]

about to get another delay noti then

[scarlet yacht]

we're waiting on the HL3 collaboration

[silent matrix]

SOOOON

[amber hare]

When transferring the veilwyns I would just upload right? I've heard some people say you can bring in cryos but I dont think thats true lol

[foggy topaz]

must mean somethings up

[vestal ingot]

Shottek is the goat

[muted junco]

ya'll forget that when there isnt going to be a big delay and they are just flicking the final switches they just go quiet for a bit. be patient, its about ti happen

[agile patrol]

could you just please make an announcement @heavy cedar

[tired garnet]

So we come over here and post just how terrible WC is at meeting any deadlines LMAO

[true meadow]

Maybe the real Lost Colony are the friends we made along the way..

[red dragon]

Hi

[quartz dirge]

why would you want to bring it in a cryo

[shell kayak]

@shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak @shell kayak

[austere mist]

Lost Colony is the One Piece

[half anvil]

Another delay? Alright that’s it I’m buying a ps5……oh wait.

[vestal mica]

👎

[daring compass]

I am on work conference call reading this in parallel and laughing- some of you are so dramatic! It's just a game- go outside, touch some grass, take a shower or something. Come back in 10 gours or so to see if it's up lol

[cunning solar]

I mean the name fits at least. Delayed, can't find it, not out yet. Lost colony?

[hybrid merlin]

it’s not out for xbox or pc either yet ? yall still waiting wait are we still gonna be behind yall by two hours 😭

[plain breach]

This is not a delay they said 1030 the earliest so they don’t have to say anything cause they never set a actual time

[thorn dome]

Man these people spamming late colony and so on are brain dead

[tight briar]

pve loser

[south wharf]

Did they lost the colony ?

[pine spade]

everyone = rage with delay
me with 4k hours single player on playstation = im semi used to it by now look at what happened to ase ps4 its unplayable i coudnt even beat gen 2 but ark will still be my fav game.

[safe fossil]

It's too cold outside to touch grass

[weary sandal]

Kettle just boiled, anyone want a brew? Might calm you fucks down

[digital heath]

this is why atlas is better

[native tartan]

I payed for this 😭

[native crypt]

Release map now!

[wanton raptor]

@daring compass its like 11 pm why would i go outside D: T_T lol

[humble gorge]

The @modern wigeon was the friends we made along the way

[west folio]

what do you get from this weirdo and 4 min delay on chat is crazy

[tight fox]

WE payed for this

[plucky niche]

Guys calm down, Dollie needs a couple hours first to type a single delay message, cmon now😔

[floral quarry]

4min in general chat its a 30min delay lmfao

[solar karma]

I am running off of three monsters, a redbull, four hours of sleep and raw adrenaline for this update. I lost it reading this, thank you 😂

[cerulean arrow]

hit the on switch

[cobalt topaz]

What's that things name

[empty raptor]

@heavy cedar wake up

[thick belfry]

Even the comments have long delays oh man

[charred cove]

yes please.

[echo kernel]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rotund ginkgo]

shakin my gloon out rn waitin for ts

[autumn surge]

Where’s the update man

[ember raft]

Instead of pressing the go button they pressed the delay button again

[simple charm]

We lost the colony

[smoky flicker]

The map was just released at Google Playstore!

[crimson jay]

Guys they forgot to plug in the servers, you know troubleshooting 101

[golden night]

Delaying the delay means a few mins extra they don't need add to the delay ?

[nimble stirrup]

lost release date

[bleak zinc]

LMA NO response yet. Yupp goodnight peeps

[wide mirage]

One minute left

[iron ferry]

they lost the colony guys , time to pack it up

[mental void]

They said here soon

[storm kiln]

Well have off to bed 🛌 good luck 🍀

[sinful vessel]

In their defense they said 1030 but they didn't specify what day at 1030 lol

[smoky roost]

[quasi otter]

Everyone go to sleep, LC will open in 15 hours

[fossil otter]

15 min been since the time they promised

[tropic narwhal]

Lost colony it's on or it's out so far ?

[spring cargo]

They didn't promise anything

[restive terrace]

EARLIEST, smh

[forest geyser]

The map is downloadable for xbox rn. 10mb

[dawn mountain]

they said EARLIEST of 10:30, not RIGHT at 10:30

[opal nest]

they all went to bed

[flint glen]

unironically im v excited for the new crossy

[eager vale]

i never learn with wildcard i took the day off for nothing as usual

[night tangle]

they also said 10:30 is the EARLIEST it could be out lol

[woeful stone]

Me when yall have zero reading comprehension and it says "10:30 at the earliest"

[karmic lily]

Seriously you people act like you've never played a new expansion before.... chill tf out and be patient and respectful this is nothing new and actually this is a sign that they are looking to get it started and instead of delaying it again they are being silent as it is the final checks for launch. Sheesh... you want them talking to you or finishing their work to get you your precious release?

[strong nymph]

they lost the colony

[stuck hawk]

Your right gonna be delayed till Christmas Day now at 10:30

[sweet nest]

なまらま

[amber patio]

lol

[wraith pivot]

"at the earliest" learn to read, Jesus

[ionic creek]

when open bobking beach

[untold haven]

its simple, they want to get it right, give them time, you will yell if they dont get it right

[kindred jacinth]

words game

[warm flicker]

[silent ore]

this game so lost gta 6 coming out before the colony.

[woeful ivy]

WTF 30 min slow mode chat in general!!

[waxen elm]

we getting new bob true tales or whatever they were calling it?

[proven mica]

HA! As if time ever let them get it right! You clearly have not been playing the game long.

[glass seal]

にほんごです

I am learning japanese... the kana I typed is "nihongo desu" (its japanese is the literal translation)

[solemn kayak]

ITS WORKING ITS DOWNLOADING

[half anvil]

if you guys could hurry up and find the colony you lost that would be great

[meager verge]

I like that turkey yawt yawt

[near plaza]

typical wildcard release lol

[rigid kraken]

.

[twilit crown]

🔥

[spring stream]

Lost Colony Q2 2026

[copper crater]

Alguien abla español

[tight briar]

don't give a time if you can't meet it, don't act like u haven't been in school or a job, missing a deadline is rediculous for a deadline THEY SET

[frail coyote]

Did the trailer for lost colony drop?

[silk hazel]

Sí

[dull loom]

Hola

[chilly fulcrum]

Dime

[shut quartz]

They have been doing this for 10 years.... you learn quick tbh

[daring compass]

They should delay it until mid next week, just to make sure there are no 5+ patches within first 10 hours of release. RFT is an important KPI as well

[plain breach]

People acting slow asf, They said earliest is 1030 for people who can’t read between the lines that could be anytime after 1030, THEY DID NOT GIVE A SET TIME

[brazen flint]

Re

[uncut coyote]

i mean at list give the people an update th en on that time

[keen cave]

I mean they kinda did but they kinda didn’t so I feel ya

[dusk silo]

@heavy cedar @proven grove any news?

[safe fossil]

Please let us play

[foggy topaz]

not a great defense they should give an est on latest time not earliest

[empty prawn]

[hushed wadi]

Nice! Perfect tame Gloon! Came out lvl 224

[charred cove]

I wonder, we have finger tips but not toe tips, yet we can tiptoe but but not tipfinger... weird...

[tulip jackal]

I cant type in general chat for some reason so im coming here

[south wharf]

one week delay

[eternal widget]

Huh

[golden night]

Xbox map is downloadable now 👍

[rocky plover]

It’s spicy in here 🌶️

[stable wharf]

almost 20 mins no update yet???

[barren rain]

Yes 10mb lol

[tight fox]

Im hungry, brb in 10 mins guys!

[weary sandal]

While I agree with you there, your not gonna keep every Ark fan happy. Just scroll up.

[ionic plover]

Guys they said 10:30 AT THE EARLIEST

[eager sedge]

Buddy called it lmao “radio silence”

[solar karma]

I don’t know who to trust here 👀

Until I see the trailer I’m assuming there’s nothing

I’m going to bed chat. Good luck, and I’ll check back before work in… four hours 🫡

[shy mauve]

whats the latest

[smoky flicker]

If Lost Colony is not released today, Dollie will be responsible for the physical integrity of my family and my neighbors; if Ark loses, my family loses
@ Dollie

[plucky niche]

Dont think anyone here cares bud

[shell garden]

Nothing

[jovial musk]

bro its 2026 and still hasen't dropped

[sinful vessel]

Well guess il go to sleep and just join on the fresh batch that will come with ps release gn all

[thorn dome]

Nothing but baby cry’s man

[spice token]

Pathetic

[hidden ermine]

@heavy cedar you are trolling

[forest geyser]

I’m kinda shocked the map was 10mb instead of being a couple gb

[kind raft]

is steam down 😭

[cedar orchid]

maybe the real lost colony is the gloons we made along the way

[flint glen]

oh thats really cool, my goal next year is to learn polish (this year was to lose weight and i lost 80lbs!), academically though i study marine biology. how has your experience been learning japanese?

[fossil otter]

If the earliest was 10:30 what is the latest lol

[vestal mica]

👎

[rain musk]

Looks like a reskinned noglin

[wanton raptor]

i dont even wanna know lol

[amber patio]

its more possible for the unluckiest person in the world to win the lottery than wildcard not to delay something and too them its not a strategy of delaying its a lifestyle

[stoic marsh]

@heavy cedar speak cuh Wtw

[iron ferry]

i wonder if the gloons can help you goon ?

[quasi otter]

LC has been delayed until tomorrow

[pine spade]

[smoky roost]

Where can I buy a coffin? Might as well sleep in it with how slow this shit is gonna be.

[candid light]

[mental void]

Arc time

[still epoch]

Map is held hostage, nobody glooned hard enough

[desert furnace]

I guess still no update avail for steam?

[twin hollow]

WHEN IS MAP CUMMIN?

[scarlet lintel]

Arc raiders the superior ark !!!!!

[copper crater]

Aquí todo es sobre el nuevo ARk o también el viejo

[random egret]

at this rate prob wont get to play until tomorrow

[burnt oriole]

Scammed

[nimble stirrup]

more like lost hope it releasing today 😔

[river spruce]

I guess Releasing Lost Colony on the 18th went out the window or at least in 1 hour it will be out the window.

[tropic narwhal]

Yeah ok but does arc have kibbles and delays like this ?

[kindred jacinth]

can give us a time?

[gentle crag]

Is it out

[lost nimbus]

[potent siren]

YEA

[restive cypress]

12:53am here…

[placid pelican]

@heavy cedar heyyy

[dapper mango]

Anyone have the best graphic settings ?

[jovial oak]

Wildcard need kibbles

[shell kayak]

<t:3407122200:R>

[valid pollen]

We gettin LC before gta 6?

[foggy topaz]

honestly I care less about keeping fans happiest, I would rather see people stop spitting fire the moment their life is minorly inconvenianced by not so favourable dev decisions
a lot of people literally act like their life got ruined because an update was delayed by an hour
i always understand the anger, but ark fans are the only community in the world where I see this much elitism, this much rage at devs its honestly just sad

[weary python]

Low is best

[wispy pier]

They lost the map

[south wharf]

i think they are sleeping atm, they worked all the night on it but failed

[ebon ibex]

kyle lost the colony sorry for delay

[trim quiver]

43 here

[barren rain]

Arks golden boy
Raas isnt streaming, he knows something we don't. Its not coming tonight yall throw in the towel

[rose topaz]

I didn't sleep all night for the update pls tell me its going to be out soon 🤣😭

[marsh bough]

lost colony is lost 😭

[golden night]

Dollie playing LC forgot to flick the switch ?

[waxen totem]

nobody asked

[leaden berry]

Yeah

[hushed wadi]

Well folks...... I am about to go get my nightly gloon on and then go to bed. Have fun glooning everyone.

[tall cypress]

Yall needa chill it ain’t comin out anytime soon to go gloom and hit the bed

[fresh hearth]

Im fine with delays least it means they are working on it instead of dragging assets from a diffrent game Cough cough Snailgames Cough Cough AQUATICA

[pastel quarry]

@proven grove Why did you stop typing in announcements?

[raw moat]

Hope colony

[solar karma]

Cope Colony atp

[cyan lava]

Lost colonizers

[digital heath]

where he type, announcments?

[rigid kraken]

they delayed by a whole month and we spent $30 on this update the least they can do is give us some updates or release a trailer to keep people happy

[forest geyser]

We 30 minutes late for the lost colonoscopy appointment

[safe fossil]

Just tell us if it's delayed or not

[pine niche]

They just waiting for raasclark to wake up

[plucky niche]

0/10ragebait bud

[west folio]

yeah but these people that cry about still play no matter what lol there still going to play it they just wanna be in the trend to feel like they are apart of something

[upbeat cairn]

They need Sanguine Elixir (30% faster)

[sharp stone]

Let's go just waiting for PlayStation

[silent matrix]

I came to gloon

[mint linden]

Oh hey guys

[thorn dome]

Everyone that keeps crying should go to sleep sucking they’re thumbs

[limber valve]

Ay can anyone help me with this PlayStation glitch? I've tried everything idk how to fix it

[half anvil]

if i dont gloon before bed i wont sleep ok

[turbid ocean]

Glooner Gamers rise up

[amber patio]

it would be fine if this didn't happen every time they said something was going too launch heck we may not even get lc till next year

[rose meteor]

5 mins and its delayed 30 min

[spring citrus]

the anunnncement its lost seems like the colony

[rancid fjord]

早くしてクレメンス

[faint vessel]

Idk why everyone is complaining im already on the new map it updated for me i have a pt knocked

[smoky flicker]

Te entiendo bro

[warm flicker]

what can i say

[dawn mountain]

@heavy cedar WC should make a game release simulator where they have to pass cert and launch games simultaneously accross mutliple platforms. Players must complete 1 release on time before they can play. Wouldnt be that many people in here complaining.

[delicate isle]

Going to file a law
Suit for emotional damage

[untold haven]

I have five thousand plus hours in it

[gilded galleon]

Is ps5 lc a thing yet

[vital wing]

its honestly baffling how they fk up every launch 😂

[iron ferry]

deadass i think the devs are testing the GLOON GOON feature , they tryna dial it in

[strange oracle]

Lost colon

[eager sedge]

We catching the 2027 release bro

[whole rock]

IT DROPPED

[pine imp]

gta6 ahh moment

[open marsh]

Ye

[stuck pike]

🤮

[faint ruin]

There are some certainties in life: Death, taxes and Wildcard delays

[nova grail]

I think you are missing the bigger picture here. Something is seriously wrong with this company. You are in a conference call, let me ask you a question. Is it standard for your company to delay things 100% time? The answer is no, its not.

You would think by now, WildCard would be intelligent enough to preemptively project a delay. For example, if they are looking at a December 16th release day, why not instead say it will be a December 25th release? It’s a lot easier for them to say “Hey, we actually finished ahead of schedule and will be releasing it sooner. Happy holidays!” Its much better PR.

I don’t think they realize that although they have a massive community, this stunt they do of delaying every single time kills the passion for many players. Having an incompetent company manage your favorite game is like having a guy with no drivers license work the valet booth. You dont want someone driving your car when they cant drive a car.

[autumn surge]

Where’s the update it’s past 10:30pm over where I’m at

[molten grail]

🤮

[winged oriole]

Can't believe I'm skipping school for a gloom

[glass seal]

I just want a trailer if anything

そだな。。。so da na...

japanese is a fantastically simple yet complex language... Im by no means fluent, as I've only been studying for about a week... but I apparently already understand concepts that usually take people years to learn, so I have a good foundation to continue my search journey on... I dont know too many words yet because I've been mostly focused on how the language actually functions, and not going to lie? it makes english highkey feel primitive and stupid in comparison

like in english, you have to define everything... like "I eat cake"... you cant really say "I eat" or "cake" like you can in japanese

cake in japanese by the way is けえき (keeki) if you're curious... etto... watashi wa keeki o tabenai da na... (actually... I dont eat cake by the way)

[warm moth]

21GB download baby!

[bleak zinc]

I thing @modern wigeon went to bed a t this point, night all

[clear citrus]

did someone got their gloon lost in my colon?

[smoky roost]

At this point, I'd be fine with just releasing it, other consoles be damned and let everything burn.

[shut tundra]

it isnt...

[quasi coral]

2 year road map and none of it will be on time 😂😂

[vestal ingot]

ITS LIVE

[odd heart]

Fr? DM an SS

[frail coyote]

Did the trailer drop yet?

[quick cairn]

goodnight all, ill play ts tomorrow. this aint worth doing XD hopefully they find the colony by the morning.

[gentle elk]

ITS OUT GUYS

[uncut coyote]

for all the people ragebait saying its out etc and lie i hope you guys bang your small toe rly hard on a corner

[fathom bough]

I want whatever ur on

[tulip bane]

@heavy cedar Hey dollie! Just tell me if you can take Reaper to the Lost Colony!! PLZ!!

[tardy sequoia]

None of the gold names are typing anymore, it's not good news 😆

[loud cove]

and i'm the pope

[silent matrix]

[vital plaza]

This is really tickling my armpit wc

[charred cove]

YESSSS hahahahahahahahahaahhahaa

[visual plume]

🖕

[cinder folio]

30 min chat delay, potential bad news incoming 🙁

[true meadow]

Maybe the real Lost Colony are the friends we made along the way..

[mental gull]

And that your internet dies when the update releases

[foggy topaz]

im mostly here pointing out how theres people @ing dollie basically verbally abusing them for a minor delay on the day
thats usually what im annoyed at the most. Im not ragebaiting im trying to ask people to be reasonable but clearly thats too much to ask

also if i see another "ITS OUT GUYSSSS" message i hope none of you waste your 5 min cool down on replying to it because clearly they forgot that everyone can see the announcements channel

[south wharf]

it's 11 am for me just had a full night of sleep, just waiting it with my tea

[flint glen]

thats v unteresting. for polish ive been learning the ways to actually read it and sound it out because so many letters mesh into each other for one sound. i have a vocabulary of 50ish words though from when i last studied briefly

[obtuse pier]

I hope they repeatedly accidentally step on the same Lego that they can never find.

[random egret]

its been that way for a little bit now

[midnight spire]

when is it coming

[primal stirrup]

or just hours of waiting with no news

[scarlet lintel]

7 am 👺

[placid sparrow]

[stray turtle]

I feel like I’m being ghosted on a date with the check

[stray comet]

☺️

[ebon ibex]

i cant find the colony

[gilded anchor]

Bruh I have a 30 min cool down in general chat

[paper tiger]

Excellent description

[nocturne garden]

The guy that was supposed to push the button fell asleep!!??

[crisp oxide]

Pull the lever Kronk

[torpid briar]

If they say 10:30 they should at least be ready at 10:30 to tell us its not coming...

[warm forge]

u bad asl

[digital heath]

cup of hot choclate for waiting another bloody fucking hour anyone?

[limber valve]

Every time I try and delete my ark save file it comes back, I tried reinstalling, I tried everything, also it's a disc

[frigid river]

Hey everyone, whats new?

[exotic atlas]

You act like they have not done this before is this your first time with ark dlc ?

[regal linden]

yo its 5:30 now where the uupdate at

[cursive relic]

It says “10.30 at the earliest”…

[wide mist]

Its not out guys dont worry

[trim hare]

Ya anyone whos been with Ark for the last 10 years... This is a tradition at this point LOL

[wide mirage]

This chat is not on a 30 minute delay

[sharp stone]

Is there a big update today or something?

[near plaza]

3 days later

[tropic narwhal]

Normally if you late on a date and the other person still wating for you something good will happen

[narrow meadow]

It's lost 😭

[delicate isle]

I really quit my job at McDonald’s 🍔🍟for this shiii to not even release.

[past bolt]

Agreed, at the earliest doesn’t mean an unspecified amount of time ..

[trim quiver]

sad but true

[raven jolt]

@heavy cedar My Lady, whenever you have a moment would you be so kind as to update on the release of Lost Colony? I am dreadfully tired but will remain up if it is coming out shortly ❤️

[pine niche]

Just go sleep wont release until tomorrow

[west folio]

JJK is overrated power from chainsaw man can get it and
Rudeus Greyrat is the GOAT

[onyx otter]

😂🔥

[dusk silo]

@heavy cedar te invocamos

[shell kayak]

<t:3407158740:F> for Lost cuuny

[vital wing]

think my nickname says it all guys

[golden night]

Earliest means .... No clue but we got telly them something

[jade cargo]

I quit my job as a surgeon for this drop

[tight fox]

Rogale

[leaden berry]

Yes i suppous

[balmy dragon]

We'll see it come out tmrw aftergloon

[vagrant cloak]

Mha had the wost ending in anime

[junior lodge]

I quit my job as a WildCard developer for this map drop....

[amber patio]

bro it wouldn't even be that bad if it wasnt so dang late at night

[strange oracle]

gotta be one of those hard wood corners

[gilded galleon]

@tall cypress what film directors aren't adults? Joke, btw

[sage flare]

Well that was a mistake

[tall cypress]

I quit my job as an adult film director for this and also divorced my wife

[elfin orbit]

I guess Playstation said nope

[gleaming elbow]

So I guess its still not up?

[glass seal]

ew you did not just stay that last statement

etto... unless you meant creep, then its correct

[open zenith]

It's always nice to see them thinking, "Hey, our game isn't even remotely in good shape, but hey, it's definitely clever to really screw over our fans."

[wispy lintel]

How can the map have only 10mb on Xbox?

[south wharf]

they devs are glooning or what ?

[plucky niche]

Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out

[tropic heron]

whens the update

[ornate quest]

11 pm on a thursday big dog

[open marsh]

Idk

[faint ruin]

Big expansion, big delay. At least give us an explanation and the trailer.

[orchid summit]

its friday

[dull haven]

No one cares bozo

[half anvil]

omw to some free loot

[floral sphinx]

[peak topaz]

How long until Lost Colony comes out?

[quasi otter]

That's it!!!!!!
I'm going on strike!!!
No more ARK until LC is released

[foggy topaz]

lmao. go take a deep breath and come back
trust youll be fine <3

[shut tundra]

"10:30 PM Pacific at the earliest"

Earliest...

so its coming 2026 xD

[bronze pawn]

Wow

[vivid vale]

30 min chat cooldown in general is crazy

[untold haven]

the weather here today was real bad, so i had the day off. It didnt turn out how i hoped it would. So i am going to bed, hopefully it will be up when i get up in a few hours.

[forest geyser]

😂

[safe fossil]

They have lost more of my faith 😭

[final silo]

WHERES THE MAP

[broken eagle]

when are we gonna find the colony

[silent matrix]

2026/01/12

[dry lake]

I’m gana gloon so much to the gloon 😂😂😂😂

[bitter hill]

hahaha i was just saying i expect an announcement shortly to announce they have gone on holidays for the rest of the year and will launch it at the start of next year.

[teal cliff]

Guys I think they lost the colony

[rose tendon]

so it really come out 12-19-25

[torpid briar]

6 or 7 (bruh, they really throwing on hella delays because they can't launch their DLC?

[primal stirrup]

its gonna be the 19th even on pst at this point, already 11pm

[tranquil laurel]

ark 2 announced 2023 btw

[shy sentinel]

at this point they should just tell us what month the map is releasing and thats it

[pulsar bay]

If the game wasn't cross-play we would all play without much delay.
Thank to all of those console players for this.

[jaunty bramble]

Im just wating they say reasly is tomorrow to go to sleep

[empty igloo]

2020 actually XD

[wanton raptor]

they waiting until some godforsake hour of the day like 4 am to release

[fading ice]

nobody real ever quit any game over an earliest release window not being met within 26 minutes lmao

[umbral mountain]

@tall minnow @proven grove @heavy cedar update please

[charred cove]

Imma nap and set my alarm for later lol good night everyone.

[loud cove]

this ain't releasing anytime soon, dollie about to hit us with. "Studio Wildcard is now taking time off for Christmas and will return after the new year, oh and lost colony? we forgot to push the button"

[daring compass]

It's 7am already

[west folio]

i agree with you that anime is buns af i would sooner let the gloon goon on me and wait for Lost colony come out in 2027 then watch MHA

and i said what i said Rudeus Greyrat W MC bite me lol i really don't care on @heavy cedar life I'm right

[spring cargo]

It's the same person spamming the chat about them leaving.....

[golden night]

This Dollie delay is almost as bad as the map one heard it's full of content as well 👀 lol

[clever ocean]

every hour this gets delayed is another gloon I'm putting in the grinder

[high remnant]

Update out

[robust dust]

Cap

[eternal widget]

People need to stop complaining and dollie is trying to sleep

[regal linden]

u on playstation bro quit lying 😭

[sleek patrol]

proof

[covert robin]

What's the score? Where is it? I took time off work...

[tight fox]

Sleep?

[empty prawn]

Release the trailer!

[thorn dome]

All I see is waahhhh wahhhhhh wahhhhh I hope you all uninstall the game since it causes you so much grief for 30$

[surreal snow]

to far, not the poor gloon!

[next mason]

Gimp

[south fable]

30 minutes to send a message on the other chat so I came here lmao

[balmy dragon]

Colony? Lost
Plot? Lost
The Ball? Dropped

[smoky roost]

So at this point, might as well give all the server/nice build spots to the Chinese/Box tribes to pillar out the entire map. People i Hawaii going to be sleeping soon. Pacific standard people going to be asleep, Eastern standard might barely be awake. If there was a set schedule for when second waves of servers drop, it won't be so bad but nah, let's just throw everything at once and see what sticks.

[buoyant tide]

Wild card owes me adderal.

[jade cargo]

My whole family was massacred and I skipped their funeral for this drop

[amber patio]

we should all stop playing until it comes out so they release it

[modern star]

i got it!

[versed sky]

Ppl do all of this crying just to play thousands of hours.

[night gull]

Oh good, you tagged them. They'll be sure to answer now. They were just waiting on the okay from you

[ebon ibex]

evryone refund so they release

[mental void]

Looks like I’m going to bed

[marble crest]

Guys how about we all gloon together instead of waiting for this map that’s never gonna drop

[arctic quiver]

dude, anyone that stays up to see the delay announcements after the amount of time ASE and ASA have been running.. i'm guessing youre the type to get bit by the same dog twice

[tropic heron]

antone get the update

[warm elbow]

40 min late and no update?

[lean grove]

wheres the update

[sacred cape]

Everyone uninstall and go to sleep. That’ll show them!!

[untold haven]

it may be out the second tuesday of next week......... night all

[void blade]

40 mins was gonna be the earliest. Bahaha yall can complain but not read apparently

[fickle thunder]

lets say slurs 🙂

[native tiger]

I mean, like people in the US wouldnt pillar out the entire map just the same?

[kindred jacinth]

no update and no announced

[autumn surge]

What the heck is it going to drop

[charred niche]

So I installed the dlc and it’s not there🙄

[south wharf]

2020

[sharp stone]

Let's go psn

[inland forge]

Release the trailer

[half anvil]

stop glooning guys. youll put your eye out

[final carbon]

Yeah , you all do that… meanwhile, i have some pillars to do……..

[nimble cairn]

Welcome to the club

[lusty fjord]

Oh no 40 minutes, We're all gonna die bahh

[dry lake]

I say we let the gloon goon! For it is spoken in the ancient texts! The gloon shall goon! Gloom 3 verse 10-69

[teal cliff]

Lost colony got changed to lost release date ✌️

[tribal raven]

Release the Kraken!!!

[forest geyser]

You installed the map, the update itself on the game hasn’t released yet. Thats why its not there

[plucky niche]

Only 2 more years

[manic gull]

I joined here in the hopes I missed an update. NOPE

[quasi otter]

PS players can go to sleep.
You have a day or 2 before it gets released 🤣🤣🤣

[wicked geyser]

Anytime from now to Dec31

[smoky flicker]

Is already 2026 at Venezuela and the map isnt out

[native tartan]

U go first

[shadow pond]

wake me up if it launches. i need to pillar

[primal stirrup]

JOB

[nocturne widget]

pls wildcard i need this

[tired garnet]

Well I guess the delay is Christmas at noon it was fun guys!

[regal linden]

wait my game is updating

[leaden berry]

OMG im going to destroy wildcard pls release los colony now!!!

[jaunty bramble]

if not drop LC, my family will lose

[torpid briar]

If you say 10:30 atleast be ready at 10:30 to give us some news ffs

[thorn dome]

I’m not a gimp everyone cry’s to much

[cedar orchid]

maybe the real lost colony is the gloons we made along the way

[grand comet]

It's not coming to PlayStation for hours why do you care 😆

[odd heart]

Send SS if fr

[prisma cipher]

It said 10:30 at the earliest

[cursive fossil]

I think the lost colony is to colony

[fossil kindle]

I actually think its only releazing tmr for the whole world 😭

[night tangle]

its not on pc yet either as they said 10:30PT the EARLEST

[amber patio]

f*** dollie and her sleep rn we all been waiting for hours for this damn dlc

[cinder folio]

its 6:15 in australia, shes awake

[ebon ibex]

still the undefeated champion of late release goes to wildcard

[potent hearth]

Some of y'all need therapy lol

[smoky roost]

Even if it said earliest, people would still appreciate the bit of transparency/pulse check on this z.z

[daring bone]

so in some of y'alls eyes, if they say "the earliest" does that mean they get a pass regardles of when it comes out after that point? like is it still fine if it came out a week from now?

[elder geyser]

Whats the Gloomin safe word to make this stop?

[autumn surge]

Its BS that they can’t get shot done on freaking time

[arctic quiver]

... she only said 10:30 PST, didn't give a date.. she meant tomorrow morning

[regal sable]

Tengo sueño

[charred fossil]

They might as well just say they don't know when its releasing so some people can just go to bed

[inland forge]

Release the gloon!!

[daring compass]

Not me- I knew it's going to be delayed so went to sleep... It's morning now so happy it got delayed! Worked as planned! hahaha

[still epoch]

Can you please announce if the game will be delayed until tomorrow? I like sleep more than Ark

[gritty token]

We all need therapy... that's why we're here 😏

[south wharf]

Delayed till xmas, go back to sleep guys and go visiting your family for holidays, the colony is lost

[leaden phoenix]

if can not be on time, then 10:30 in the earliest means NOTHING. You could release on 2026 too and said okay 2025.12.19 may be the earliest. 🙁

[umbral mountain]

well then according to you this means tomrrow night then, Xbox and Steam are now expected to release at 10:30 PM Pacific at the earliest. We are in the final stages of preparing the release server.

[tribal raven]

delayed to 2026

[sinful oasis]

Lol everyone acts surprised for some reason, as is it doesn’t always happen. Then get mad

[surreal snow]

no ones making you stay awake lol

[clever ocean]

do you guys think gloons were made from Rockwell just glooning it?

[autumn ruin]

@spark matrix 😆 try 3x I never learn my lesson but I say maybe just some day it wont bite and maybe someday wc will be on time. So much for hopes

[strange oracle]

@heavy cedar the people want you to tell them to go to bed lol. come tuck them in please.

[amber pelican]

If it comes out in an hour, would you rather enjoy the Colony sleep deprived? Go get some rest.

[muted crag]

maybe the real lost colony were the friends we made along the way

[balmy dragon]

Tryna gloon over here

[rose tendon]

se ei took a nap so now im wired and need some ark to do WC

[charred niche]

Wildcard is never on time

[toxic flicker]

guess ill try back again tomorrow....

[crimson mauve]

This map is already cooked and it hasn't launched yet

[tired garnet]

LMAO you can wait or push through millions of pillars while dying a thousand times and they wonder why the lies about release piss off people.\

[sharp stone]

Devs should get some rest and just launch all 3 tomorrow they worked enough today

[teal cliff]

DLC might be as lost as the colony

[calm ferry]

I love reading this chat its such a delight to see the rage of people

[pallid crow]

To the suprise of absolutely nobody, it's not ready when they said it would be

[trim quiver]

it's 99% of the reason i am here

[languid kestrel]

It’s crazy, how are they not used to this by now 🤣

[thorn dome]

Booo hoooo pillars lol maybe if people didn’t build ten feet within my base or pillar me in I wouldn’t do it

[brave patio]

As usual piss poor communication

[alpine pawn]

how do you guys expect ark 2 to be successful if you still cannot do a content release like a normal gaming company? You guys have failed your current player base too many times to count, from the look of the trailer for ark 2 you are going the route of conan exiles which means you are targeting a completely different type of audience who will not put up with the shit. Im sure there are plenty of competent amazon devs who got laid off, maybe they can save you?

[fossil kindle]

why is it taking soo long??

[half anvil]

im so glad i preordered the game so i wasnt late to the release. id hate to be late glooning

[scenic stratus]

first time?

[summer lion]

Seriously why are people surprised anytmore xD EVERY SINGLE expac they are hours to days late. Why do people even think its gonna happen xD

[golden night]

I don't know Oo

[vital wing]

@heavy cedar spam till announcement chat 😂

[lusty fjord]

Yeah 50 minutes will change the entire fanbase who is use to this stuff

[kindred jacinth]

@heavy cedar just tell us we can go to sleep

[potent hearth]

Facts lol. However, some folks need a dark padded room, and straight jack away from society the rest of us just need a good glooning and go on about our days and be cordial. 😉😂

[amber patio]

smart fr

[glass seal]

the blood forge says it can repair every item in the game

that has me curious about this "price paid in blood" it mentions

am I going to need to like sacrifice a giga to repair my ascended shotty or some shit

[sick kayak]

quite literally a pattern where the update gets delayed by hours then it releases with a few game breaking bugs

[loud cove]

Dollie writing out an essay rn about the next delay

[gusty ferry]

As a company is it better to over promise and under deliver every time?

[frail spoke]

I just wish they hadn’t gone radio silent and would just tell us it was delayed longer

[placid sparrow]

Are you a pve player by any chance ?

[inland forge]

Bad news - WC says gloon is cut from Lost Colony, guys...

[tight briar]

Blood packs

[sly moon]

🚾🚮

[tropic narwhal]

The phills are purple and the sun it's blue
Lost colony delayed again

[chilly kestrel]

🚾🚮

[gritty token]

Oooh, oooooh I want my bouncy house and I love me jacket time again!

[lethal zealot]

🚾🚮

[torpid briar]

🚾🚮

[elfin orbit]

Rip

[digital wedge]

long post got added then immediately nuked lmao anyone else see that

[umbral mountain]

nah we going havve to sacrifice our selfs, jk, i have no idea.

[open zenith]

🚾🚮

[south wharf]

Did they find the dlc or it's lost ?

[cinder rover]

🦦

[amber pelican]

Guys you do realise we sound like we can't wait for our next fix right? What has this game done to us.

[lost spoke]

🚾🚮

[charred niche]

I like how we all trauma bond over a dumb game

[violet crane]

🚾🚮

[dry lake]

Nah I’d die

[gaunt kindle]

To be fair its a really fun dumb game

[wet garden]

I’m glad it got delayed. Went to the gym and hit some angry PRs
Thank you wildcard

[tired garnet]

Just delay it till tomorrow afternoon stop playing around and wasting time and peoples sleep. They stay up hoping to get a spot without going through the 10 million pillars cause you released and the china thatch bandits hit the server first and take complete control because you guys can't seem to figure out a base zone like all other games today like this and allow a couple thatch pieces to lock down all the land.

[quasi otter]

I'm taking a shower, let's see if I can get it done before LC comes out

[modern star]

all we are is dust in the winds

[next maple]

When you shart and it smells really bad, so bad it makes your dog throw up, which makes you other dog throw up, and they both eat each others throw up. Infinite food glitch secret forbidden knowledge acquired

[strange oracle]

oh man im not even in the general chat. im going to go see how many people are slamming there heads teeth first into the wall over there XD

[daring bone]

my big thing is just communication, like surely someone can be on the updates saying whats going on, even if they are waiting for an update themselves right? like that would make the entire community chill out to have someone that actually talks to us. when they give us a time, and that time comes and goes, pop in for another update, tell us what's delaying the process or what sort of timeline to expect

[vestal ingot]

Does anyone know how to tame the new Acindigal from lost colony?

[daring compass]

It's perfect for Europe, so no- can release in couple of hours

[river venture]

20 gb Update

[wispy pier]

I wonder what the kill count is for ark delays💀

[pulsar bay]

It won't kill them to show the trailer at least since it has already been leak twice

[fossil kindle]

yes

[dense cave]

dollie is typing in #announcements 🥹

[ornate quest]

it also wont kill to just chill out and wait

[ebon ibex]

who cares about playstation

[half anvil]

if i dont get to gloon tonight im naming the first one WC and throwing it in lava.

[hollow breach]

WC lost the colony and they cant find it

[sharp glacier]

It's amazing how many of you play on official servers with chinese players 🙃

[forest geyser]

Cant wait for delay so I can nap

[ember nymph]

So a new delay, I call steam at fault this time.

[glass dove]

Welp,
It's
Likely
Delayed

Choose
Another
Release
Date

[lost forge]

PC yet?

[elder totem]

PC has not updated the steam store yet

[clever ocean]

I've eaten like an entire package of cheese over the last few hours waiting for this update

Cheddar gruyere

[amber patio]

take your time you got about a month XD

[eternal widget]

I was trying to sleep but you all complaining woke me up

[dusky python]

What kind?

[clever oyster]

She is just hitting the space bar every now and again to make us think she is typing

[trim quiver]

lets all be real...it's probably bobs fault

[mental lake]

Dollie baby come back to bed @heavy cedar

[alpine pawn]

Its crazy that you guys cant even use chatgpt for 2 seconds to quickly put together a update. Dont get me wrong its lazy as fuck, but better than what you are doing lol

[glass seal]

the bloodstalker ptsd is setting in already...

on the bright side, if thats true then thank fucking god we get the desmodus with this expansion

[turbid ocean]

An Ark Haiku

Much like our Thanos
Delays in our dino game?
Inevitable

[frail spoke]

I wonder if people would be nicer to the discord mods if they would talk to us more

[trim hare]

Welcome to the tradition of Wildcard noobs, join us in years of this 🤣

[lavish pivot]

[south wharf]

Playing zomboid with my friends until lost colony is out

[sonic aspen]

Nice one

[amber pelican]

So many newcomers, so many beach Bobs 🥹🥹 it's beautiful. Welcome to the traditional pre release rage, it's a customary part of Ark-oholism.

[empty prawn]

Release the trailer!

[finite notch]

What's the bet that team wild card went to bed already and just left us hanging to see who stays up all night

[weary sandal]

YES! one of the best most underated games ever

[delicate isle]

Quit crying like a baby over a dinosaur game and go find a job

[umbral mountain]

not really, we aready have massive issues on pve offical with pillar spam and gms dont do anything about it.

[next maple]

I’ve been glooning all day today! My gloon can’t take much more

[safe mist]

Lmfao 🤣 😂

[fresh flicker]

no

[glass flint]

historically, how long do these "push the release back by a few hours" type delays push the release by, in total?

[charred niche]

Wildcard definitely messed something up…….again.

[west folio]

i love glooning I'm glooning rn as i type

[swift geode]

Works for me! I’m still at work. When I get home it’ll be ready! Aaaahhh

[dusky flint]

aberration went from 10pm to 4pm tomorrow for me If I recall

[edgy plank]

Days

[lean grove]

why wont they at least give the delay so i can go to bed

[orchid summit]

go to bed sweet prince

[golden night]

My job is to complain tho 🫤 I'm self employed

[forest geyser]

I don’t think any delay will ever beat the release of gen 1 on ase

[spare yoke]

Just go to bed and wake up to LC or more delays lmao

[feral siren]

Boys are we there yet

[ebon ibex]

this is why we cant have high pop

[ember nymph]

Definitely not, they attack them even more. Some people can’t control themselves.

[uncut coyote]

i think they "Lost" the DLC lol

[smoky roost]

Kinda hoping they just announce another delay and push the release back at this point.

[dense cave]

@heavy cedar Brutal stray
is there an ETA or r we just gonna goon until the map drops 😣

[vernal kelp]

Remember those extinction days they should just release it for Xbox and steam and release it another day for playstation

[elder totem]

that launch was cursed

[gusty ferry]

Wtf is happening? Update please?

[thorn dome]

They should add something where someone cry’s about the delay it delays it more

[sharp stone]

Lost DLC

[quartz wraith]

There is a pin in general from like 11 minutes ago that says Dollie is waiting on info.

[keen tangle]

Chat info: DLC not mean Delayed Lost Colony u know wilcard 😅

[stable comet]

Why lol ?

[crimson mauve]

Why you gloon but not me?!

[trim quiver]

The Colony of Lost DLCs

[bitter hill]

10/10 joke sad it got swept under the rug hahaha

[clever ocean]

They should make the trailer just 2 minutes of gloon's

[vital wing]

bist du behindert wildcard

[amber pelican]

Oh I hate pillarspam with a passion. I don't build huge bases so I don't mind but the pillars hinder spawns and ruin the scenery. I don't appreciate that. Besides building a trap out in the wild is impossible due to all the pillars

[golden cloak]

I am more excited about getting my beloved bats back

[calm ferry]

Us seasoned delay enjoyers are watching the new bobs suffer and struggle to read announcements propperly, its funny

[weary sandal]

Damnit, was hoping it would drop before work. Gotta shoot. Much love. Enjoy LC when it drops everyone.

[fallow bane]

"we decided that we would wait another 4 hours to have a concurrent release with Playstation Users"

[nova sentinel]

We goon untill we gloon

[elfin orbit]

Sry guys delayed another 89 hours

[primal stirrup]

wheres the glooning trailer, im tryna see some glooning action

[umbral mountain]

usually its not hours, usually its days.

[next maple]

I’m pretty much covered in gloon at this point, been glooning with everyone else today and forgot to clean up

[flat bloom]

release is tomorrow

[torpid briar]

Are you able to request a refund on a DLC?

[frail spoke]

My sister is coming in for the holidays tomorrow night and I really wanted to be able to play a little before then….

[half anvil]

it already is tomorrow lol

[cinder folio]

delays are intentional no way any company doing it for this long still cant make a release window

[dusky flint]

why would you refuns it if it gets delayed by a few hours😹

[tame wharf]

people get one (moderately) on time release with val and then the world is ending because the next major expansion is slightly delayed like usual. lemme get my tryhard tears mug

[wanton raptor]

i just wanted to pillar something before it wass all pillared haha

[floral quarry]

can you guys lets us know whats happening 🙂

[dapper mango]

Do I have to buy the map separately?

[ebon ibex]

they def get paid too much for this

[dusk plank]

[amber epoch]

Over 2 days is a messed up slightly delay

[high granite]

[eager sedge]

T

[safe mist]

Actually it's PS certification this time, it's running slower than usual...as usual...

[unkempt tusk]

no

[flint glen]

yes. the lost colony dlc is its own standalone thing. if you preordered though no

[warm nova]

So they're now like 6 hrs late on their 6 month late of the release...ROFL...LAUGHING at folks saying they're " a few hrs late"... ROFLMFAO

[foggy topaz]

hows everyone

[ember nymph]

Either preorder now for the dlc and get 2 creatures at 5$ each or wait until they separate them and the dlc prob come down to 25$

[gusty ferry]

Is it unreasonable to ask for communication on the realease of a game you pay for?

[pastel oak]

Yes with wildcard

[scenic wadi]

bro i’m skipping school for this

[brisk grotto]

can you give use the trailer .... wtf you doing wildcard

[daring bone]

honestly, i would even take someone that just sits in discord or twitter and just posts "sorry guys im trying to get an update for you"

[remote jasper]

first time?

[rose tendon]

just tell us what time so we can go on with our morning

[keen tangle]

Restart ur steam it's ok

U'll see lost colony Is not out 🤡

[thorn dome]

People run into problems especially with stuff like this crying in discord does not make it happen faster if anything it stresses the devs out

[mossy tree]

and in true Wild Card Fashion, the "time" has come and gone, and everything is quiet all through the house, so quiet you cant hear even a mouse 😂

[sage tangle]

Oque me me medo é esse silencio kkkk

[gentle crag]

Is it out yet??

[sage flare]

To everyone asking for info dollie said shes waiting to get info then will relay it to us so chill

[lucid basin]

They turned off notifications

[flat tulip]

yes restart your xbox

[balmy dragon]

Lost Colony is John Cena, you can't see it

[celest cloud]

just tell us 1h or more so i can play R6

[kindred jacinth]

跳票符🤣

[primal stirrup]

i doubt any of the devs ever have the discord open during a release... most people here are just talking to themselves at this point

[warm heron]

dont worry guys they just finished hello world and are ready to work on the rest of the dlc

[unborn oak]

Glooning

[south wharf]

go play bro, don't forget there is the dl and update that takes 1h at least lol

[torpid briar]

Because of the inability of the company to communicate with the people that spent money on their game. It's strictly unprofessional, and lazy. It's one thing to run into hiccups trying to put out a release, but to not even bother to communicate that your having issues or give a general idea of an accurate timeframe.

[cyan lava]

Stay hitting those refunds. Let em know dont play with us

[half anvil]

maybe my dad left to find lost colony and he nicknamed it milk or something.

[spice night]

typing here cuz i had to wait 30 minutes in the other channel how yall doing ?

[sonic aspen]

Facts

[golden night]

Wildcard professional 😂 best one yet

[elder geyser]

I have a Gloon little house
With a Gloon little window
Gloon is the colour of all that I wear
Gloon are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so Gloon
Gloon are the people here
That walk around
gloon like my corvette its in and outside
Gloon are the words I say
And what I think
Gloon are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm Gloon
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[trim hare]

LOL

[crimson mauve]

Don't expect good news when dollie makes her next announcement

[ebon ibex]

devs aint the victims here Scamcard

[foggy topaz]

Especially for the ones who @ the studio wildcard people screaming at them thinking theyre justified (theyre not, not only are they forgetting common respect but theyre also looking like idiots while doing so)

[ocean trellis]

I hope they retain the logs of these chats for AI analysis. Imagine the insights...

[trim quiver]

this is all im going to hear the next time i hear this song i swear

[cedar orchid]

maybe the real lost colony is the gloons we made along the way

[manic gull]

Regrettably same.

[river trench]

[sharp dome]

@heavy cedar Delay so we can sleep please, its too late

[potent siren]

ARK

[ember nymph]

Guys don’t stress out

As long as they don’t mention anything, technically nothing has been officially delayed. I kinda like the strat

[jovial musk]

I mean it is the lost colony so they gotta find it

[mossy tree]

Lost Colony isnt coming out til tomorrow in the evening. Isnt that right @proven grove .. You can tell us, its ok 🙂 We're used to the failure.

[thorn dome]

Well i don’t get the point of complaining like all updates get delayed a little and a lot this is the only game i see where people cry

[dusky flint]

its quite literally not that deep, you woudlve refunded ark a long time ago if it borhered you that much this is nothing out of the ordinary

[tropic narwhal]

Haha guys I think dollie fell asleep wating for lost colony

[cinder folio]

maybe its because when we pay for something we expect it when its release is expected

[leaden phoenix]

I honestly feel like they do these delays like this to get attention cause they know it’ll draw people in

[fringe bluff]

First time?

[noble geode]

🤦

[clever oyster]

A second gloon has hit the servers

[vestal mica]

It will release when PS is ready because they realized if they stagger the release it will screw up official PVP

[clever ocean]

To gloon or to not to gloon, that is the question

[pallid ore]

Not sure why that’s a good thing 🫠🫠🫠

[odd mantle]

I said delayed and someone said I was 17 mins to early

[vale verge]

I’m going to beat my gloon

[charred niche]

We are getting arked!

[torpid briar]

You can't refund a game you spent more than 2hrs in, and I spent 2hrs just trying to get the game to run at a stable non-nausea inducing fps...

[still epoch]

On time release is sold seperately.

[daring compass]

Just lower your expectations and live a stress-free life... I don't even expect bare minimum from anyone, so no one can upset me hahaha

[primal stirrup]

drop the link to purchase?

[balmy dragon]

The link is also delayed

[woven belfry]

I want to sincerely thank you for all your hard work. The way you create worlds and maps is true art. For me, Ark: Survival Ascended has been more than just a game — it has given me so many emotions, unforgettable moments, and most importantly, new friends and connections.

Thank you for being here and for continuing to do what you do best: building adventures that we can’t help but come back to. I truly believe Lost Colony will become one of your best maps. We’re really looking forward to its release and would be happy to see it as soon as possible. Wishing you the best of luck and lots of inspiration!

[warm heron]

theyre having trouble finding the colony

[gritty token]

Arkritis is a real condition and I think we've all been afflicted with it at one point or another

[pastel oak]

Chat gpt

[nova sentinel]

Npc

[spark matrix]

Please bro I'm very tired 😫

[warm elbow]

real

[foggy topaz]

because its extremely tiring getting your expectations up, making plans, all for empty promises, pushbacks and what not
like people around the world have work, or events to attend, etc.
i do understand the frustrations, especially for official players
like me for example we are supposed to have a long wipe for ASA (ArkWarfare go check em out) but lost colony aint out yet so we have to wait for the dlc to drop before even implimenting the server at all

i still think above all these frustrations, being aggro to devs is still wrong, because if you were in a similar situation (doesnt necessarily mean you will), you would not like to have people screaming at you to get stuff done when youre already trying your hardest (even when it should have been done ages ago)

[shy crown]

If we have lost colony purchased is the new map free for us then

[half anvil]

its out guys, close steam and relaunch to update the game.

[surreal snow]

their not going to hug you glooner

[ebon ibex]

10+ years of developing not a single on time release....

[golden night]

Obviously not been here from the beginning

[feral warren]

Lol

[polar python]

someone needs to buy the company

[red dragon]

is that not what u purchased

[solid crane]

Any update on release for Steam yet it's 4 hours now?

[tawny fulcrum]

It's only 6:45pm here

[manic thorn]

It’s 2 am😞

[smoky roost]

Nothing yet, I'm all for the delay being pushed into 2026 January.

[storm plank]

8:48 am here xd

[thorn dome]

Really that upset over 30$ is crazy 🤪

[tropic narwhal]

Ez qt this point

[visual iris]

I enlist in the morning please drop this shi soon 🙏🏻

[calm ferry]

People upset about a 30€ game like they don't buy more disappointing shit for 30 bucks

[true vector]

Is it? That 30$ could've got me food that was ON TIME😂

[ancient island]

67

[stark carbon]

@sharp dome

[quasi otter]

I'm done with my shower, is LC out?

[tiny zephyr]

@sharp dome gay

[rare sinew]

@quasi otter yeah

[open marsh]

For Steam

[umbral mountain]

no

[tall granite]

My character got stuck someone's base during the server transfer. what can i do?

[scarlet lintel]

How tf they not done an announcement yet bruhh

[cinder folio]

Joining ark discord just too troll people, that's crazy

[woeful stone]

Me when alot of peopel ehre have zero reading comprehension and 10:30 pst wasnt the release time it was the earliest time it would be released

[primal stirrup]

yk, @modern wigeon said "tomorrow" at 1:21 am PST which is wildcard's time... so its not surprising
probably gonna be like 1:30 am 12/19 pst at the earliest

[wind adder]

Absolutely pathetic company thats nothing but money hungry animals. They could care less about any of us.

[solemn galleon]

any one ever run into an issue when you have iteams in an oblisk and you try to take them out and it crashes your sever ?

[low marsh]

Correction: Snail doesn't give a rats ass. Wildcard devs care

[wispy iris]

Whatever you can do to some people, they will always agree with you.. They can't make relationship between things (like "oh the game cost only 30$ so they should be able to treat you like shit"...)

[vital wing]

ofcourse but a lil communication would save them but they give us nothing

[trim hare]

ya its either something botched for xbox/steam uploading or a cert issue for either... but remember guys its tradition! #glooning

[jovial musk]

someone with a brain thank god

[wintry crown]

what the real problem is they have been doing this for over 10 years now and still cant release an update ontime .... that is just crap get it together already you should know how this crap works by now. no update has ever been ontime there always delayed.

[shy crown]

It is yeah i purchased the dlc months ago

[solid crane]

I am upset, I understand that last-minute issues can come up, especially with something as complex as ARK map releases. However, the ongoing lack of timely communication around delays has a real impact on the player base. When release times are announced and then delayed with little notice, or only communicated at the last minute, it makes it difficult for players to plan and fully enjoy the release.

Many players schedule time around these launches, coordinate with friends and tribes, and prepare private or hosted servers in advance. When updates are delayed or unclear, it creates frustration and uncertainty that could be avoided with earlier communication.

Even when delays are unavoidable, more frequent and transparent updates would go a long way. A simple status update or early notice that a release window may slip would help players and server administrators adjust expectations and plans.

The ARK community is passionate and invested in the game’s success. Improving communication around map releases would strengthen trust and make launches more enjoyable for everyone involved.

[strong tinsel]

ossidon release was on time

[odd heart]

Steam doesn't even have huge cert reqs, if anything the release server ain't ready or Xbox is stuck somewhere

[spring citrus]

dollie sleeping

[woven belfry]

Coming Gloon

[crisp condor]

It's always console that holds the releases up guys, just chill and wait.

[orchid summit]

You need a life...

[thorn dome]

I’ve been playing since ASE dropped why complain about something that’s normal shouldn’t you be used to it. No you rather let something common get you so upset

[dapper obsidian]

zzzz

[kindred jacinth]

give us a timw plz

[azure seal]

so why say it comes out on this day at this time when its not even ready to be release

[dusky flint]

mfs need to get a job fym ur complaining about a delay on friday

[frail spoke]

I can be nicely impatient

[cinder folio]

if they cared so much, we would be seeing transparency in there communications, but all we ARE seeing is wildcard rage-baiting with information that's vague at best, @thorn dome trying too play down your own frustrations by joining the discord and baiting others into arguments......

[gritty token]

It's been this way for over 10 years, get it together already, you should know how this crap works by now. No update has ever been on time.

[smoky roost]

Some people still work on Friday since everyone else put in for leave...

[golden night]

Dog bites you every day for 10 years ...... Meh it's normal oO broken logic right there gg

[gusty ferry]

No still wamt to belive that honesty is something that we can believe in.

[amber patio]

is it out

[dry lake]

No

[ashen hollow]

This basement smells

[wind adder]

They stopped caring once they got sued. That went out the door. Now all they want is money, they chose to have the constant screw ups and ended up with snail, then got stuck with nitrado. This is all their fault. They cheated their way into this business from the very get go.

[half anvil]

yea its out for playstation only

[hardy iron]

yo guys my friend carno is saying there gonna delay it again

[summer lion]

Wildcard has missed every deadline long before snail brought them lol

[night gull]

Lol these messages again

[limber valve]

Wouldn't be ark without delays

[glass seal]

snail bought them before scorched earth so thats not even true

[wintry crown]

it shouldn't be common after 10 years of doing something that is the point they should have figured this crap out by now.

[solid crane]

Sorry I don't post messages here, but when you are investing heavily and running an entire buisness off this it can be a kick in the eye for some of us.

[floral quarry]

what is happening?!

[strong torrent]

Imagine if they had a community manager to manage the expectations of the community when things didn’t go to plan.

[jovial musk]

wonder if they are waiting on PlayStation now

[tiny mountain]

Bro I got a 3 hours mute on general for typing "is it delayed by a day"

[warm condor]

yeah they're wild for that

[charred niche]

Us all getting arked

[low marsh]

After all these years you'd think people would not get as easily offended about a delay 🥱 it is what it is man

[silent matrix]

[orchid knoll]

Ahhhhh this is hell

[flint glen]

one would think

[quasi otter]

It will be up in 3-5 hours

[warm heron]

thats just deflecting this games monetization is genuinely heinous

[leaden phoenix]

Since snail owned ark and it is monopoly in open world surviving game, you can do nothing and do not expect they would care player too much, why should they? no competitors, no fair. there's even no announcement about current situation. delay? unsatisfied? SUCK IT and SHUT UP

[calm ferry]

Most things in this world are monetized, welcome to earth

[glass vapor]

I have work in the morning was hopping to get on the new map before bed siiiiigh

[frail spoke]

I just don’t understand why they always drop the trailer with the update. Trailers are to get people excited about what’s coming out soon. No movie has ever released the trailer the first day of theater showings.

[primal stirrup]

should have slept earlier and woken up a little earlier.. woulda had a way better chance

[crimson jay]

Well here we go all of us getting screwed over. Piss poor planning piss poor execution

[empty igloo]

happy dec 19th pst's 🙂

[remote leaf]

No your ridiculous if you think ark is bad go play any other game out there. They all monetize a lot more and offer less

[normal perch]

Lolz

[lusty cradle]

Is the map here yet?

[thorn dome]

You really consider what I’m saying as baiting your hilarious 😂 and also thinking that this is me arguing is even funnier, arguing with you mean I’d have to give a flying goon about you, but you believe what you want I guess just keep crying in a discord that the devs probably don’t even open

[lucid basin]

[sharp glacier]

[alpine pawn]

eventually another company will come and make a game similar and the playerbase will hop to it. They might have a monopoly since they are the only ones with this style but it wont be like that forever, and when it happens the playerbase will flop over to a team that is reliable, and respects them

[sacred berry]

Hell no

[dawn mountain]

m going to go to bed, wake up to the map released and have every NA map pillared by non-NA players. YAY

[cinder folio]

Oook, I didn't say YOU were baiting me I said wc is baiting US chill bro "wipe the tears away blah blah"

[half anvil]

glooning for mutations while i wait to gloon for gloons with gloons

[floral quarry]

@dawn mountain its a shame its true

[umbral mountain]

sure but i doubt other game companys can doesnt wildcard/snail hold the copyright of this game?.

[sinful oasis]

The way people are acting I woulda said screw the update and went to bed.

[trim hare]

#glooning #tradition

[silent matrix]

@heavy cedar do I take a nap or am I going to miss the release

[flint glen]

true, especially when you take the ratio of toal money spent to total hoursplayed. the devs def need to do better communication wise and i think OVERestimating releases then dropping it early would be better, but you get more than what you pay for. some ppl jere have probably spent way more and played way less on other games

[night gull]

No worries. Apologies for being jaded. Just been through a lot of these and can't help but enjoy the show every time. But that was insensitive, so I do apologize

[amber patio]

i swear arks specialty is delaying things

[foggy gazelle]

Maps up

[charred niche]

But ark needs to update in order for us to play it

[glass vapor]

How am I supposed to sleep during the day while I’m at work, I worked today too bud and tomorrow…but nice try for the useless advice

[tired yoke]

congrats you are the 400th troll that thought they were original

[warm heron]

i do and other games dont force pvp players to buy shit nor do they charge money for half baked content lmfao

[crimson jay]

Yup. This is why player count drops. And when this shit gets reported not a fucking thing they do about it. Trust me I already know

[quartz wraith]

Dollie said in the general chat that they are waiting on an actual update vs “soon”.

[random prism]

What happen whit map???

[remote leaf]

Yup

[narrow meadow]

maybe you've never played another game before if this is what you think lmao

[turbid ocean]

An Ark Limerick

There once was a playerbase riled
Waiting for a Lost King quite reviled
With incessant delays
Stoking flames to the craze
One could say that their cards were quite wild

[primal stirrup]

i was saying if you were waiting for it to drop before going to sleep, just sleep before and play it when you wake up, and wake up earlier?

if you get home and have say 6 hours before you go to work and you stay up for 2, then sleep 4, then wake up at 4... you have time to sleep for 4, then wake up and if its out play for 2 hours

[drifting scarab]

does anyone know what is actually delaying the launch?

[autumn vector]

Wildcard

[elder geyser]

I have a Gloon little house
With a Gloon little window
Gloon is the colour of all that I wear
Gloon are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so Gloon
Gloon are the people here
That walk around
gloon like my corvette its in and outside
Gloon are the words I say
And what I think
Gloon are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm Gloon
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[alpine pawn]

You can have copyright of the game code and name of the game, but you cant copyright a genre or style. Think of like palworld, that game is everything like pokemon, but yet nintendo cant do anything to stop them. Or another example as 1 battle royal to another.

[clever ocean]

I just read the "game support" tab as "gloon support" I think I'm starting to lose it

[frail spoke]

Possibly certification on one of the platforms

[thorn dome]

All I’m gonna say to your paragraph is don’t let it get you in a bad mood it’s just a game everyone getting worked up over a game lmaoo

[leaden phoenix]

well idk about that, but i dont think this would change wc's monopoly, unless it brings a world-wide-great work and KO ark in one game... otherwise, the situation wont change at all and snail will keep being arrogant

[foggy topaz]

i try not to honestly, but 10 years of the same shit

[gritty token]

No, nooooooo, don't make them math, don't ever make anyone math!

[floral quarry]

it doesnt honestly matter why its not out. it either will be released soon or like 12 hours from now

[lime tusk]

A developer repeatedly sets deadlines they don’t hit. A community repeatedly acts shocked when they miss them. Neither of these things are new, yet here we are again

[night gull]

Lot of people here that don't understand what a monopoly is

[frigid estuary]

Sonny has trubbles to push the update not wildcard

[glass vapor]

Yah my work schedule isn’t that accommodating I’m a single mom so can’t really sleep with my child awake can I or sleep while I’m at work? I can’t play before work either so again thanks for speaking on something you have no clue about

[ebon ibex]

playstation is wildcards escape goat

[fleet harbor]

lost colony on?

[weary sandal]

I’ve slept in every single job I’ve ever had. So yes, you can sleep also

[turbid ocean]

Donk donk donk donk

There once was an Ark that put to sea
And the name of the Ark was "Delayed DLC"
The waits went up, our patience down
Oh mald my Gloony Bois, mald (HOO)

Soon may Lost Colony fall
To bring us Desmodus, Gloons, and Thralls
One day when the Steam update calls
We'll take our leave and go

[soft lake]

thats why you had those jobs

[tall cypress]

Goodnight yall. Hope it’s delayed and not completely just pushed back.

[remote leaf]

Half baked? What's half baked? Ark has some of the best content for the money of any game out there.

[warm heron]

name 3 that do this
cmon man, you pay 30 dollars for a map thats not gonna be released for months, veilwyn taming isnt implemented, bugs, forced fantastic tame purchases
you can like the game and still be critical of these practices

[primal stirrup]

then just dont? not like im saying "umm actually go to bed rn" i aint your parents.... just saying it could be possible that if you were able to try later it would be better
idk ur timezone, ur life, or anything i was just joking about it would be better to not expect the release ontime

[low marsh]

Peak

[dusk tulip]

i have a genuine question is your child that you are a single mom to of the half african american descent?

[frail spoke]

I’m not shocked just sad

[native tartan]

WE all payed real money for this game

[crimson jay]

well i will see you next year Lost colony with your millions of pillars and no where for us to build.

[tawdry glacier]

oof, 30 min slow mode in general 😄

[narrow meadow]

most games you pay 30 dollars for a gamba box or a deco bro

[neon mist]

Where can we follow Dollie's news ?

[gritty token]

Let the man splain... nothing else to do right now haha

[elder geyser]

I have a Gloon little house
With a Gloon little window
Gloon is the colour of all that I wear
Gloon are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so Gloon
Gloon are the people here
That walk around
gloon like my corvette its in and outside
Gloon are the words I say
And what I think
Gloon are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm Gloon
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[floral cave]

really thought monopoly money was what we used

[torpid briar]

Well, I just freed up 180GB of storage and hopefully will see $30 hitting my account soon.

[charred niche]

👀

[tough halo]

clearly you are new here

[trim hare]

#glooning #tradition

[lime tusk]

I think that's worse. I feel sad for people who haven't experienced it before and it's not acceptable that wildcard consistently sets dates that they miss.

But as a fan base we really do need to come to accept that DLCs and new maps will always be late and we can decide if we want to purchase them or not

[umbral mountain]

you will be back if you really did that in a couple hours

[unborn oak]

It's getting delayed 2 more times before release

[agile lark]

Me when I explode when a gloon looks in my general direction: 💥

[terse girder]

is it out

[regal summit]

At this point Soft ETA's should be in order. No set dates or times.

[daring compass]

yes. something is out

[glass vapor]

Every single job you’ve slept at lol? Sounds like you’ve gone through a lot of jobs…I wonder why? No I’m a waitress I can’t sleep while I do my job, it’s go go go …I’d be fired, like most jobs who catch employees sleeping in the clock..,but ty so much for another useless response I didn’t request

[soft lake]

silksong 20 bucks

[chilly pecan]

Hi, is this really real? Couldn’t we play Lost Colony on Play

[fallen bear]

You're not asleep, are you?

[remote leaf]

Cod charges crazy money forva fraction of whT wc does, so does fallout, madden ans eso. Theres 4 . I could go on but.....

[lavish basalt]

We still waiting

[half anvil]

lost colony just released on minecraft.

[warm heron]

what exactly do you pay for here, just skins or stuff that youre forced to buy else youre at a disadvantage

[amber patio]

@heavy cedar give us an update

[vocal plover]

Zzzzzz

[floral quarry]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[weary sandal]

Not that many jobs, guess I just hide the snoozers well :p I slept on the bar once. It’s a bit of a gift.

[ebon ibex]

silence is crazy

[tawdry glacier]

[wind adder]

Wild Card Release Routine

Phase 1 (Week Before Launch)

We are pushing the release back by a day to give us more time to fix a few issues.

Phase 2 (Day of Release)

Still working on a few things, it will be about 11PM PST

Phase 3 (Day of Release)

We are finishing up a few things and waiting on XBOX/PS certification, few more hours

---> Phase 4 (Day of Release’ish) <---
Radio Silence <--- You are Here

Phase 5 (5AM Day after release)

We are still ironing out the details and will release at 9PM PST

[worthy spire]

It releases when GigaChad says it releases... and GigaChad says it releases... very soon

[cinder folio]

[elder geyser]

I have a Gloon little house
With a Gloon little window
Gloon is the colour of all that I wear
Gloon are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so Gloon
Gloon are the people here
That walk around
gloon like my corvette its in and outside
Gloon are the words I say
And what I think
Gloon are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm Gloon
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[red dragon]

Who up

[wispy pier]

This shit better be good

[odd heart]

It's just 2 pm no reason to be down

[echo mountain]

When time zones exist lol, its 4 am

[torpid briar]

Wouldnt be as much of a problem if they would communicate. Im not going to support lazy devs and PR managers

[coarse void]

When's the updated launch time? Lol

[turbid ocean]

We'd not been two hours from launch
When down on us, a big stall staunched
The Lost King called with a magic conch
"This night you won't download"

Soon may Lost Colony fall
To bring us Desmodus, Gloons, and Thralls
One day when the Steam update calls
We'll take our leave and go

Before the map had hit the water
The big delay came up and caught her
All Bobs wailed out like they'd been slaughtered
And still the silence goes

Soon may Lost Colony fall
To bring us Desmodus, Gloons, and Thralls
One day when the Steam update calls
We'll take our leave and go

[frail spoke]

Everyone is blaming it on Xbox, but I’ve had the add on installed since the original release time so I don’t think it’s our fault

[glass vapor]

Wow you sound like a model employee….. I take pride in my work ethic so no sleep isn’t an option while I’m being paid to do a job that I’m supposed to be awake for. Maybe you’ll learn about ethics when you grow up?

[chilly pecan]

PlayStation players won’t have access to Lost Colony, or have you fixed the problem????

[copper jasper]

Same. Pretty sure it's ps5 that's the issue

[remote leaf]

I buy everything. I have lots of skins and all the dlcs

[open marsh]

It's a real shame.

[plucky niche]

Wild Card Release Routine

Phase 1 (Week Before Launch)

We are pushing the release back by a day to give us more time to fix a few issues.

Phase 2 (Day of Release)

Still working on a few things, it will be about 11PM PST

Phase 3 (Day of Release)

We are finishing up a few things and waiting on XBOX/PS certification, few more hours

---> Phase 4 (Day of Release’ish) <---
Radio Silence <--- You are Here

Phase 5 (5AM Day after release)

We are still ironing out the details and will release at 9PM PST

[half anvil]

THATS IT! im on strike and not playing the game until it releases.

[gritty token]

Ok, now you're feeding the animals at this point

[trim hare]

#glooning #tradition

[buoyant fog]

Wildcart as usual? Yep, as usual. Ahahahahahahahaaaa

[flint glen]

they have to finish modeling and openinng up mesh spots guys, chill

[wide burrow]

if they could have released it, they would have, but obviously there are delays they can't control and we all need to be patient. It will come out when it comes out.

[vagrant cloak]

Listen im not surprised really ive been here for every ark map drop since 2018 but like a single message saying hey guys we have an estimate on when we can go live or send a message saying yall are going to get it ready to drop then set a proper time bc I could be sleeping rn

[hoary summit]

update come out or are we still waiting?

[round anchor]

im going to bed before the sun rises

[upbeat gust]

Holy crap the new map looks sick! Tell me you guys have been enjoying the new map so far too??

[burnt oriole]

Dolli is typing...

[empty prawn]

Release the trailer please! We need the hype build up again.

[ebon ibex]

dolli dont know shi

[red dragon]

Who up

[sudden ember]

Think I'll go knockout a full playthrough of Skyrim while I wait

[echo mountain]

@frail spoke @copper jasper every ark map ever has been late, its not anyone else's fault but arks lol. This is quite literally how it has gone since the launch of ase. They cant even release remakes of maps on time, theyre not gonna release this much new content anywhere close to on schedule

[worn isle]

i take it back wildcard. not all of y’all suck. I like Dollie. rest of u kinda suck tho

[warm heron]

they just finished texturing the gigadesmodus and are swiftly completing the others

[worthy spire]

It releases when GigaChad says it releases...

[proper tulip]

Dollie is the MVP

[lavish basalt]

It takes like forever

[elder geyser]

I have a Gloon little house
With a Gloon little window
Gloon is the colour of all that I wear
Gloon are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so Gloon
Gloon are the people here
That walk around
gloon like my corvette its in and outside
Gloon are the words I say
And what I think
Gloon are the feelings
That live inside me
I'm Gloon
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[copper jasper]

I know, I've been playing for 7+ years and it was said yesterday that the ps5 cert was taking longer. I have already downloaded the dlc. Just waiting for release

[frail spoke]

I wasn’t complaining about the release I was just saying that everyone else was blaming it on Xbox and I don’t think that’s the case

[vocal plover]

Where he is typing?