general

[bright briar]

Doolysaurus HOW

[rugged bloom]

You have a point, however I cannot defend myself

[vapid bear]

Right

[eager dagger]

Megachelon addiction is reasonable

[boreal cypress]

How do people get the max cursed bps and what does cursed items do?

[vapid bear]

Doing outposts on lost colony

[warped copper]

Plus no group posfs on ps and cant party if was

[wooden ferry]

what

[eager dagger]

When Gen 1 released we had one named Benjamin that we kept losing and getting back

[rugged bloom]

So I was driving with my friend the other day, and a rather large guy decided to run across the road at 1cmph, we looked at eachother and said he clearly pumped all his points into weight

[warped copper]

Ps primitive station

[bright briar]

Every time I see that ass, I try to burn it to ash

[rugged bloom]

It’s not

[eager dagger]

No group posts?

[slow perch]

Fight neo bats, farm alpha outposts

[shy geyser]

Hello 👋 hope your well

[warped copper]

I dont us eps so idk but there no party system right or there is but is aids

[bright briar]

Get some cursed loot from dragon stashes too

[vapid bear]

Never got one tek from neo bats

[stark sand]

ps party system is far from aids

[eager dagger]

We have voice chat and text groups, we’ve had discord access for a few years now

[copper pelican]

Anyone in the ark cnn server?

[bright briar]

As well as can be expected

[slow perch]

Curse items auto heal and if you got perks even faster, put gear in blood forge and super durability recover even after breaks

[bright briar]

What is cnn

[spare yarrow]

[versed pendant]

You can? Lol

[copper pelican]

It's a old Xbox server

[bright briar]

Besides a cable news network

[copper pelican]

Where daily server news will happen for Megas like 99 and party time

[wooden ferry]

cursed weapons give you bad luck until you drop them

[bright briar]

Hy Ry

[copper pelican]

And wars

[spare yarrow]

Hi

[meager meadow]

Just bought RTX 5080 and Ryzen 9 9950X3D and let me guess.. Game will keep running at 60 FPS in Ultra settings at 2K or game optimisation is better from last 6 months ?

[vapid bear]

Hi

[green imp]

Lol talk when Xbox can outsell Playstation

[copper pelican]

I'm thinking of start a server like 4 servers to start 70 slots each

[wooden ferry]

we're console gamers bru we can't talk to begin with

[rugged bloom]

Uhhh Ark offers 30fps or nothing

[copper pelican]

Os ark really cross platform with pc and ps5 and Xbox?

[spare yarrow]

Not the console wars

Are we 5

[bright briar]

5070 and 5 5600x, 70-100 fps at high or epic @2k

[spare yarrow]

Yes, ASA is.

[rugged bloom]

Our date is getting closer and closer ❤️

[eternal gull]

yo isnt INX a popular server

[copper pelican]

Last time I played the last update was the space whale

Then I grew old and got a job now I just wanna host

[sand vale]

@rugged bloom

[eager dagger]

In 2026 fr 😭💀

[meager meadow]

70 FPS on Epic ?

[rugged bloom]

TIAGOOO

[spare yarrow]

Is it??

[frigid warren]

so i gave away a lot of dead batteries yesterday. they were free of charge!

[copper pelican]

I played durijf 2020 wars with 99 and 60 gang

[rugged bloom]

Yes, Gen 1

[warped copper]

Bro u mean the faulty controller purchases?

[bright briar]

Mix of high and epic. MIX

[copper pelican]

And peaky blinders

[warped copper]

Lag is crazy rn

[wooden ferry]

people will talk just to talk how are we still surprised by this

[spare yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[eager dagger]

I recently got an M.2 SSD for my PlayStation and I love actually having storage 😭😂

[meager meadow]

Can't believe it

[frigid warren]

Why doesnt james bond fart in bed? because it would BLOW HIS COVER!

[spare yarrow]

Right

[eager dagger]

Yapping do be fun fr

[wooden ferry]

dude marry me

[eager dagger]

At least yap correctly

[bright briar]

Mind, this is after I've been playing awhile and the game has had a chance to load the assets

[chrome heart]

Up till now, I didnt realize how badly we needed Dad Jokes

[frigid warren]

what happens when you touch dwayne johnsons butt? you hit rock bottom

[pearl heath]

Target!!!! 🎯

[sand vale]

looks like this is more lively now, i'll set back a bit

[rugged bloom]

He’s cooking

[spiral jacinth]

Yo when arkpoc wipe

[sand vale]

hi Jade

[eager dagger]

This is actually peak

[wooden ferry]

you got the yapping scrolls or sum? didn't know there was an art to it

[stark sand]

[pearl heath]

Tiago!!!!

[bright briar]

JADE!

KICKEN!

[eager dagger]

Oh there is

[stark sand]

hiyaa

[rugged bloom]

More please

[bright briar]

TIDEPUP!

[rugged bloom]

SAM

[pearl heath]

Kicken !! 🐔

[rugged bloom]

Donkey!

[frigid warren]

why did the chicken flee across the road? to get away from colonel sanders!

[vapid bear]

Batman ?

[eager dagger]

Later

And you got one

[rugged bloom]

Damn, it be like that huh? Did your mother not love you?

[eager dagger]

Check the pin

[stark sand]

smh

[rugged bloom]

Kiss me

[vapid bear]

Tough guy

[stark sand]

that one wont last long

[chrome wren]

Did u get ur smokes

[shy geyser]

Why you so rude

[vapid bear]

Haven’t left yet

[wooden ferry]

ties is so tuff actually

[copper pelican]

What pc do i need to play ark comfortably

[bright briar]

As long as we are telling bad jokes:

What do you get when a 100-year-old man swallows an alkaline battery? An Energeezer!

[meager meadow]

Well, maybe your CPU, 5 5600x give you bottleneck with your GPU no ?

[chrome wren]

A nasa one

[frigid warren]

MODS! he tried to bypass the filter!

[warped copper]

Arkpoc is in 8 hour wipe

[chrome heart]

he gone

Mods on point

[stark sand]

lol

[pearl heath]

Check the system requirements for best answer

[stark sand]

ya knew they wouldnt last long

[flat light]

where 2x baby

[rugged bloom]

He was scared of me telling him to kiss me

[bright briar]

I'd hardly call 70-100 fps a bottleneck

[frigid warren]

banhammer done?

i think that happened?

[wooden ferry]

I'll kiss you instead

[chrome heart]

for racism? You betcha

[flat light]

there is no bottleneck

[chrome wren]

Freaked out fr

[rugged bloom]

[frigid warren]

good. i dont condone racism either

[flat light]

you go into server with max structures and max dinos out you will still get low fps/stutter/long load times

[boreal nymph]

Ark poc wiped?

[wooden ferry]

freaked and geeked tbh

[flat light]

unreal 5 engine wont help you

[meager meadow]

I expected more from 5070 for some reason, but fair enough

[chrome wren]

I’m geeked to don’t worry

[frigid warren]

i wish i could send images to use with my dad jokes....

[bright briar]

I mean, it's 1440p not 1080, so I'm pretty happy with it

[wooden ferry]

wtf we got the GAT here now

[frigid warren]

i got another one, but i need image privleges

[chrome wren]

No

[vapid bear]

Haha

[frigid warren]

being told no by someone who is new.

[flat light]

you get the same low fps/load times in a fully max out base 😄

[bright briar]

That's traversal stutter (live level streaming), only thing that helps is faster storage

[chrome wren]

Yes I told you no

[frigid warren]

i seen the symbol next to your name

[vapid bear]

Getting low 5 smokes left

[wooden ferry]

grant has aura tho

[chrome wren]

I got stocked up on pre- rolls

[frigid warren]

............whats aura?

[chrome wren]

Thank you 🗣️

[twin brook]

Wipe arkpocalypse???

[meager meadow]

Yeah no but, you know, maybe i'm just greedy somehow 🐮

[wooden ferry]

like he's nonchalant and unfazed by stuff

[bright briar]

Ark level streaming is better in Ascended than it ever was in Evolved. I see some huge bases, get minor stuttering, but back in ASE, it would bring the game grinding to a halt

[wooden ferry]

equals cool

[vapid bear]

He’s got that boom boom pow

[chrome wren]

And a dread head don’t forget that

[frigid warren]

ah, i see. im not too in the know on slangs.

[wooden ferry]

the nonchalant dreadhead 🗣️ 🔊 🔊

[bright briar]

I wanted a 5070 Ti originally, but they were just Unobtanium at the time

[elder nebula]

got them moves like Jagger

[twin brook]

Hour wipe arkpocalypse ???

[tame plaza]

Update delayed again ?

[meager meadow]

Plan to upgrade ?

[pearl heath]

Offda!!! Hiya

[frigid warren]

anyways..... what do you call a cow launched in a catapult?
CHUCK STEAK!

[elder nebula]

howdy 🙂

[meager meadow]

Ask yourself if Wildcard already released an update without at least 3/4 delay 🤡

[vapid bear]

What do u call a cow laying down Ground beef duh

[chrome wren]

But cows are more than just steak tho

[tame plaza]

😂😭

[buoyant siren]

Wat time arkpoc wipe

[raw jolt]

in hour and half

[buoyant siren]

ok

[rancid shoal]

when rates

[wooden ferry]

how many people does it take to change a light bulb? one

[frigid warren]

what do get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
hell if i know!

(it is spelled ellephino)

[raw jolt]

3 and half hours

[wispy steeple]

Swear It’s in 15m no?

[raw jolt]

yeah i rounded it

[wooden ferry]

already happened

[vapid bear]

How many mice it take to change a light bulb 2 one to hold it and the other to spin

[frigid warren]

how many south americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a brazillion!

[wispy steeple]

Just straight up lying what is your issue lmao

[kind lagoon]

whens the update and does it change much?

[raw jolt]

in 15 min

[wispy steeple]

Yeah

[kind lagoon]

les go

[raw jolt]

tottaly

[sand vale]

no one know either

[wooden ferry]

I have autism

[raw jolt]

same

[wispy steeple]

Why you saying that is it delayed or smt

[unique stump]

New delay today?

[raw jolt]

no its just in 3h and 15 mins :/

[chrome wren]

W autism

[wispy steeple]

Not an excuse lmao you just lying ain’t got nothing to do with that

[frigid warren]

how about this dad joke:
why didnt han solo enjoy his steak dinner?
it was chewie

[wispy steeple]

Just 15m no hours…

[raw jolt]

no 3h and 15 mins

[vapid bear]

Lol ouch

[kind lagoon]

youre lying

[wooden ferry]

my autism makes me a compulsive liar and I don't feel bad about it

[raw jolt]

ok whatever

idc

[light trail]

Evolution

[frigid warren]

why do ducks have feathers?
to cover their butt-Quacks!

[chrome wren]

I would say that’s a pretty good excuse

[light trail]

Politicians lie every day. I think that’s a good career for you.

[raw jolt]

italian chef died
he pasta-away

[chrome wren]

Holy Karen

[raw jolt]

fr fr

[light trail]

No saying your a liar I’m autism too evolved

[wispy steeple]

You should gang wtf sort yourself out

[frigid warren]

i dont like elevators.... i have been taking steps to avoid them!

[spare yarrow]

Live a little

[vapid bear]

How many mice it take to screw in a light bulb 2 but it’s hard to get them in there

[spare yarrow]

It’s a game

[chrome wren]

It was joke

[raw jolt]

hi mr free base guy

[light trail]

😂

[spare yarrow]

If you knew it hadn’t happened, why believe them lol

[spare yarrow]

It happens around the same time every 30 days

[stuck trout]

Why ARK poc is on

[raw jolt]

yeah tell them that its in 3h and 10 mins ry

[frigid warren]

NOOO! MY EYES ARE BURNING! THIS IS UGLY!

[light trail]

😂😂

[spare yarrow]

I’d be attacked

[kind lagoon]

does the new bunny comes out they sometimes teaser???

[wooden ferry]

🤫

[spare yarrow]

It will with Gen 1

[raw jolt]

i ment rates

[spare yarrow]

Well, I assume so anyways

[kind lagoon]

when does this comes out? no one knows or?

[light trail]

3pm USA for rates I think

[sand vale]

it's summer, but it's a fair assumption

[fickle marsh]

Gen 1 next year

[frigid warren]

you know how bunnies have this dumb smile? they are always so hoppy about everything!

[fickle marsh]

The released a road map

[sand vale]

June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June ish + (at 27 now)

[stuck trout]

When wipes ARK pic

[wooden ferry]

man gen1 was okay ig, only cool thing was the ferox

[stuck trout]

Poc

[kind lagoon]

okay tuff

[raw jolt]

gen 1 in 2029

[light trail]

Gen is the most awaited map, they would push everything else back. Not that

[fickle marsh]

1pm est

[sand vale]

[light trail]

It may not run but it will
Land

[frigid warren]

what did mike tyson say after working out with chris hemsworth?
"you're going to be Thor in the morning!"

[raw jolt]

not funny

[wooden ferry]

funny!

[kind lagoon]

shut up

[frigid warren]

it something that has to be done with an accent...

[terse plover]

Wow wrong on a public level

[wintry sierra]

How do you cheat on ark console

Wtf is a cheater

[wooden ferry]

my ex

[strange comet]

Why is Arkpoc island 1 full xD. Its not even wiped yet xD

[frigid warren]

NO STOP!

[light trail]

UI command expert is a cheater

[devout tulip]

wich time is arkpoc wipe

[terse plover]

Not how… why…and the answer is skill issues

[wintry sierra]

L

[light trail]

They literally type cheat

[light trail]

Cheat killall wild dinos

[rose trout]

delay again ?

[tidal crater]

in 1 hour and 7 min

[frigid warren]

my wife cheated on me with my deaf best friend...... i shouldve seen the signs

[devout tulip]

how do you know

[wooden ferry]

cheat gfi MoreShadowWarriorFunnymanJokes 1 0 0

[tidal crater]

i saw the pins 🤷🏻‍♂️

[devout tulip]

there is no time only day

[stuck trout]

What pins

[light trail]

I don’t like laughing at others disadvantages

[strange remnant]

ark poc wiping now?

[tidal crater]

savala send a msg same time of ark wipe

[rose trout]

i want update now!!!

[wooden ferry]

I'm so angry

[strange remnant]

guys whens ark poc wiping

[tidal crater]

here

[frigid warren]

I tried drag racing the other day.... It was BRUTAL running in those heels!

[strange remnant]

ye but what time

[light trail]

Don’t know

[wooden ferry]

like an hour or something

[strange remnant]

isnt it 4 mins

[trail pulsar]

1pm EST

[tiny dirge]

When is arkpoc wipe

[stuck trout]

Why is all Maps on?

[wooden ferry]

probably

[tidal crater]

1 hour and 4 min :/

[wooden ferry]

when is arkpoc wipe?

[frigid warren]

again?

[fallow gulch]

What time does arkpoc wipe

[sand vale]

people can log into arkpoc rn, and when u spawn it gives u a message pop up with the time

[trail pulsar]

1pm est is in 4 mins

[strange remnant]

1pm est in 4 mins bro

[tiny dirge]

[warped copper]

Cave updated

[sand vale]

hi blunt cat

[strange remnant]

which

[lean citrus]

Arkpoc delayed

[tiny dirge]

Hi frens

[light trail]

Blunt how are u

[tidal crater]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[strange remnant]

whered u find the info from

[tiny dirge]

Remember water is your friend

[tidal crater]

hi Blunt

[hybrid crown]

If you are still looking for a tribe for Arkpoc check out the recruitment channel or dm me personally only taking in for the next 3 minutes

[wooden ferry]

not in gen1

[mystic dome]

water can kill you. defo not a friend

[lean citrus]

Had a chat with admin

[strange remnant]

show us proof lol

[tiny dirge]

Nah I drinked it all

[lean citrus]

Dm me

[wooden ferry]

shower twice a month, can't take my eyes off the tames

[raw jolt]

twice a month? that often?

[tiny dirge]

Tsk tsk

[mystic dome]

i shower every time the server crashes

[tiny dirge]

Must be bi yearly showers

[light trail]

Sniffs arm pits to confirm

[raw jolt]

i shower once 3 months

[wooden ferry]

my mom said I smell, had to hook up the pc in the bathroom actually 🗣️

[raw jolt]

i have other pc in shower

[tidal crater]

answering ppl question about arkpoc wibe is bad idea 🤦🏻‍♂️

[night star]

at what time is wipe?

[sly imp]

Arkpoc always wipes at 10am PST/1pm EST of whatever date is in the pins of #general
10am PST/1pm EST is <t:1772820038:t> in your timezone

[tawdry flare]

now

[raw jolt]

what?

[wooden ferry]

at what time is wipe?

[tiny dirge]

Arkpoc always wipes at 10am PST/1pm EST of whatever date is in the pins of #general
10am PST/1pm EST is <t:1772820038:t> in your timezone

[trail pulsar]

I think it got delayed to 2028

[night star]

coming for u

[tidal crater]

u answer and me answer and ppl still asking

[sand vale]

oh wow, youtuber guy

[wooden ferry]

dam so like pretty soon

[tawdry flare]

do we need to restart ark for wipe?

[trail pulsar]

4 minutes I think?

[raw jolt]

who

[spare yarrow]

Kurtis

[wooden ferry]

need a fresh install

[terse plover]

Always right after you finish pooping

[shy geyser]

Probably

[median shore]

no

[sand vale]

hi snow

[wooden ferry]

using my bare hands ofc

[strange remnant]

spamming refresh rn

[spare yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[median shore]

howdy

[strange remnant]

hi is arkpoc gonna wipe now

[modern marlin]

Will be evo event today

[terse plover]

Of course

[muted herald]

its 2x rn

[tidal crater]

if ppl stil asking

[raw jolt]

do you go away from chat in winter?

[median shore]

within the hour usually

[strange remnant]

alr

[tidal crater]

no in 3 hours

[median shore]

snow is eternal

[bright briar]

Yow Snow

[muted herald]

they turned on 2x reset

[lean citrus]

Arkpoc delayed confirmed

[median shore]

🪀

[warm horizon]

You know it's Friday when......

[wooden ferry]

actually is deinonychus just the best or am I tweaking

[raw jolt]

but if you stay here in winter who will be on streets

[tidal crater]

i told u its in 1 hour 🤦🏻‍♂️

[strange remnant]

no

[warm horizon]

Cliff Chimken Best Chimken

[strange remnant]

WITHIN the hour not IN an hour

[warped copper]

So cave update not at arkpoc wipe time

[meager meadow]

Can we have this sticker for Helena ?

[raw jolt]

youre tweaking

[naive creek]

when is arkpoc wipe? isnt 10amPST right now?

[strange remnant]

1 hour is 19:00

[warm palm]

moin

[warped copper]

This was reply to snow

[light trail]

What is ark pox

[median shore]

multitasking

[light trail]

Poc

[muted herald]

turn 2x on now

[strange remnant]

3/6x pvp official

[tidal crater]

whatever

[meager meadow]

Why pervert 🐮

[light trail]

Ahh ok ty

[raw jolt]

crazy

[wooden ferry]

you get that on your butt from sitting down playing ark too long

[echo rapids]

Wipe

[placid hare]

[warm horizon]

The PVP community in general.

[prime lagoon]

whys it in an hour

[warm horizon]

😛

[spare yarrow]

TAG

[stuck trout]

When wipe

[placid hare]

No stop it

[light trail]

So we are seeing all the PvP people here at the moment

[placid hare]

This is unfair

[wooden ferry]

uhh yeah

[spare yarrow]

😛

[solid crystal]

👉 👌 💦

[small hamlet]

I think it wipes as soon as i get my next girlfriend so never....

[tame scroll]

doesn't arkpoc wipe today?

[drifting canyon]

When's Arkpoc wiping?

[warm horizon]

Yeeeeeep. ArkApocalypse. The Monthly Wipe PVP servers.

[light trail]

I don’t know how you guys can play that to be wiped

[echo rapids]

Any time now

[wooden ferry]

literally in the same boat.

[spare yarrow]

How is arkpoc wipe

[median shore]

just refresh server list until it says day 1, don’t need to keep asking here

[light trail]

Hell to the no

[wooden ferry]

where is arkpoc wipe

[spare yarrow]

Now that’s too easy

[peak skiff]

does anyone have any tips to find alpha leedsichthys on the island reforged because ive found like 3 alpha mosas 3 alpha tusos and only 3 normal leedsicthys

[spare heart]

Poc wipe ?

[wooden ferry]

I think it's in the water

[raw jolt]

someone needs to create meme where people defend from arkpoc players in 1st of a month

[echo rapids]

Conquer the map

[light trail]

Just keep swimming

[spare yarrow]

Idk what that is

[wooden ferry]

go on a conquest of sorts

[still bloom]

Why the fuck are people saying it wipes in an hour

[peak skiff]

ive been conquering the map for the last week and im only finding alpha mosas and alpha tusos bro

im gonna lose it

[echo rapids]

Ask thragg

[light trail]

Don’t you get irritated with the constant wipes

[spare yarrow]

It’ll wipe anytime now

Up until it does

[light trail]

No achievements other than killing people

[tame scroll]

go to earth

[prime lagoon]

thats the fun

[pastel vector]

i see

[spiral jacinth]

Why are arkpoc servers still up

[light trail]

I mean that’s good but just shoot a team member. That’s how we do in pve

[tiny dirge]

Nothing feels better than getting back up after falling down

[trail pulsar]

smalls and official are so boring to play now though. Its just capped tames

[light trail]

So no capped tames in ark poc ?

[strange remnant]

not exactly

[sharp berry]

When it comes to pvp wipes help keep things moving rather than one tribe taking multiple servers and making them unplayable

[spiral jacinth]

Yeah idk if he's telling the truth

[wooden ferry]

nothing feels better than making someone's day just a little brighter

[light trail]

What happens to all your tames ?

[fleet wagon]

on Poc they also wipe

[light trail]

Nooooooo

[sharp berry]

Fresh start

[tiny dirge]

They go to the happy place

[spiral jacinth]

When pocwipe

[fleet wagon]

complete reset

[tiny dirge]

Where they always have food

[placid hare]

[light trail]

So your all running about in parasaurs then ?

[spiral jacinth]

You said 7 mins ago but it's not wiped

[stuck trout]

When wipes

[copper pelican]

If I start 3 new servers cross platform 70 slot each will you guys join

[wooden ferry]

I'll get some from the store

[woven sonnet]

Yoooo

[sharp berry]

No

[lethal comet]

How do veilwyn traits work? If I evolve a veilwyn into a solwyn, will it keep the traits?

[tiny dirge]

When arkpoc wipe

[fleet wagon]

would be a waste of money

[mint wadi]

when wipe

[trail pulsar]

its boosted, so raising and stuff is faster. wipe cycles are 30 days so its a fresh pvp experience

[wooden ferry]

When arkpoc wipe

[kind lagoon]

whens the update?

[spiral jacinth]

7mins ago

[copper pelican]

It's only 79usd per server per month

[spiral jacinth]

It's wipes 7mins ago

[dusky kettle]

L9ng term vacay 😂

[mint wadi]

no it did not

[spiral jacinth]

9 mins now

[fleet wagon]

not everyone is rich

[serene kelp]

when arkpoc wipes

[light trail]

But how much can you breed up in 30 days. Then they take it all 😭😭

[kind lagoon]

whens the update?

[trail pulsar]

Do you know when arkpoc wipes

[spiral jacinth]

9mins ago

[light trail]

Na I love my dinos to much

[queen stratus]

arkpoc wipe late?

[tiny dirge]

Demon gets it

[serene kelp]

its now wiped

[dusky kettle]

Prolly when update happens

[light trail]

Pve I stay

[wooden ferry]

do you know when arkpoc wipes?

[sharp berry]

Can get a good mutation stack going tbh not too hard

[spiral jacinth]

It's not wiped

[trail pulsar]

Have you heard if arkpoc is wiping yet

[spark fox]

Arkpoc after patch and as always it'll be hours and they won't say anything

[wooden ferry]

my ass rn

[tiny dirge]

@tiny dirge WHEN ARKPOC WIPE

[light trail]

I need to try it at Least once I suppose

[copper pelican]

Back then we didn't have dododex and kido

[nimble willow]

at what time will arkpoc wipe in abt how many hours/min

[spiral jacinth]

Dog im refreshing

[turbid cliff]

what time do arkpoc servs wipe? ik its today but when

[copper pelican]

Kibo lile we do rn

[lean citrus]

Arkpoc delayed until tomorrow same time

[spiral jacinth]

It's not wiped

[tawdry flare]

10 min ago

[light trail]

PvP

[untold plover]

taking talking to urself to a whole new level - now shouting at urself

[tidal crater]

50 min

[nimble willow]

ok thx

[serene kelp]

lie

[light trail]

If it doesn’t land Diablo lord of hate has dropped

[stuck trout]

When wipes s

[fleet wagon]

It will wipe whenever its wiping no more no less, same with Rates

[light trail]

I’m sure the will just take a wee while

[tidal crater]

[tiny dirge]

I talk to myself all the time

[acoustic rampart]

booop

[copper pelican]

We use to only soak with turtle and trikes

[light trail]

Have fun tonight when you all get on

[tiny dirge]

Booooop

[rugged bloom]

Huh?

[wooden ferry]

diablo? ain't that the dude from diablo ii and diablo iii?

[untold plover]

ur also actually a cat

[acoustic rampart]

booopp

[acoustic rampart]

hows ya hun

[rugged bloom]

booooop

[fervent raven]

Can I build entire bases with the template hammer?

[turbid cliff]

is arkpoc wipe now or next hour

[spiral jacinth]

ARKPOC WIPES 11MINS AGOOO

[wispy saddle]

whens arkpoc wipe

[rugged bloom]

Tomorrow

[tidal crater]

49 min

[light trail]

D4 but the story runs through them all.

[spiral jacinth]

Yall are rage baiting

[wooden ferry]

same

[tawdry flare]

same

[untold plover]

in theory yes

[tiny dirge]

Oh yknow just okay for myself

[random crystal]

[cerulean peak]

What do u guys think that the “legends of Santiago” map on ascended will be?

[small hamlet]

who of you is german

[spiral jacinth]

Yo everyone send a formal complaint for late wipe

[charred cape]

when wipe

[fervent raven]

So like I can put everything I build into a template and rebuild

[wooden ferry]

It'll probably have something to do with santiago

[sand storm]

vallah?

[warm horizon]

Man. PVPers be something else xD

[cerulean peak]

tbh I think that it will be literally the ark 2 planet but on ascended

[light trail]

They are very animate

[bright briar]

Wipe hype

[untold plover]

yes, altho in practice better to do it in smaller sections - defo do-able yes

[dusky kettle]

People. People. Chill. As per usual since update is scheduled... poc will prolly wipe with update

[elder nebula]

not positive I'm getting these brain cells back tbh

[acoustic rampart]

havea hug @bright briar nose boop

[spiral jacinth]

@bright briar no no wipe hype it's late already

[light trail]

It’s nice seeing the testosterone all going crazy lol

[pearl heath]

Daisy!! 🌼

[bright briar]

Demon

[fervent raven]

Can I go creative in solo and place whole base?

[reef berry]

Are there any servers with Spanish-speaking players?

[zinc vine]

When is the update then

[tulip jewel]

Good evening beautiful people 🫶

[light trail]

But seems wasted on energy

[untold plover]

hiya lovely ❤️

[inner crow]

@twilit grotto @eternal dew @prisma jungle @craggy solstice @civic bison Dear devs, we meet again on this lovely day! Any update on when the Arkpocalypse servers go down?

[bright briar]

Bep

[eager dagger]

Wipe happen yet?

[merry terrace]

Case #57850 @inner crow has been muted for 2 hours.
Reason: Mass Tagging

[wooden ferry]

no I'm super feminine, I play ark and shi

[pearl heath]

Hiya sweetness! Hows you today!!

[sand vale]

he realy was Oblivion

[coarse thorn]

[light trail]

Females has testosterone

[untold plover]

great ty! enjoying that friday feeling - how u doing?

[bright briar]

Hi Daisy

[acoustic rampart]

hows ya today

[charred cape]

when is ark poc wipe ??

[bitter dune]

When is the next map coming out?

[wooden ferry]

I thought you meant just me because I'm the most important

[light trail]

Neksus just released a new map

[pearl heath]

Same!!! On vacay this week!!

[tulip jewel]

Don't mind me im just cooking 🙃

[acoustic rampart]

@pearl heath hunnn run to ya

[sand vale]

this happens every wipe day, people have really that bad memeory

[turbid cliff]

june

[spiral jacinth]

Hey when is pocket going down it's supposed to 15mins ago

[median shore]

june

[bright briar]

@pearl heath how's Aquatica?

[bitter dune]

Ok Ty

[spiral jacinth]

But servers are still up

[sand tree]

Calm down this is still a ARK Chat Not reddit

[acoustic rampart]

@median shore @tulip jewel booop

[shy geyser]

Ooo what you cooking

[zinc vine]

When is the wipe

[cyan garnet]

when is wi[e

[untold plover]

hiya 🎯

[light trail]

You are the most important person you will ever meet.

[spiral jacinth]

I feel like I'm waiting on a rust wipe like holy

[acoustic rampart]

scarleeettttt+

[pearl heath]

Baker!!! 🥮

[sand vale]

gen1
June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June June ish + (at 28 now)

[cyan garnet]

frr

[acoustic rampart]

booop hows ya

[tulip jewel]

Tikka masala 🙃

[shy geyser]

Booop hello 👋😁

[bright briar]

Enquiring minds want to know

[mortal meadow]

👍

[wooden ferry]

I think a cool girl would be actually but you might be right

[tulip jewel]

insert swedish chef

[eager dagger]

Dude

[shy geyser]

Yummy

[pearl heath]

Boop ya back!!! Doing great, on vacay!!

[sleek jewel]

[midnight wasp]

Can someone pin when the wipe is

[eager dagger]

Share

[queen stratus]

i called off on all 4 of my jobs for arkpoc wipe where is it?!

[tulip jewel]

Yes ?

[sand vale]

sometime around now

[spiral jacinth]

Wipe is 12 central

[bright briar]

Bork Bork Bork!

[tiny dirge]

When arkpop wiped

[spiral jacinth]

1 eastern

[terse plover]

#Sad

[wooden ferry]

I fell off my skateboard

[merry mesa]

honestly im expecting theyre going to wait until this LC cave update is pushed to wipe arkpoc

[random crystal]

Lock in

[supple elm]

It never wipes on time

[eternal dew]

gottem

[tulip jewel]

Its my own variant though.. I love adding loads of veggies

[sand vale]

when i free from

pvp peopes do it

[bright briar]

Pandaaaaaaaaaaa

[sand vale]

hi panda

[kindred gorge]

WIPE ARKPOC DUDE i take vacation in my job for this

[acoustic rampart]

ohhh niceee

[tiny dirge]

So never hahaha

[eternal dew]

panda whereeee

[dusky kettle]

Oooh ban!!!

[wispy saddle]

so real me too man

[eager dagger]

Im willing to test it

[tiny dirge]

Panda who

[acoustic rampart]

open door

[eternal dew]

thats a choice

[spiral jacinth]

Thanks captain obvious it's like a rust wipe

[wooden ferry]

🫡

[tiny dirge]

Panda whaaaaat

[acoustic rampart]

in my garden

[supple elm]

Fuck u

[visual cairn]

drop update🙏

[bright briar]

Terrorist

[tiny dirge]

Panda howwww

[placid mauve]

does arkpoc usually come with a patch?

[spiral jacinth]

😘😘

[light trail]

I’m going to read about the new nekus map lol. Have fun PvP —- rage on and wipe them alllll

[regal galleon]

Where is the wipe?

[kindred gorge]

real Gs take vacations for play ARK PVP

[warm horizon]

Not a wise one, but hey, who are we to tell someone how to live their life xD

[regal galleon]

Where is the wipe ?

[tiny dirge]

Panda when 😎

[bright briar]

Moistie

[warm horizon]

I take vacation time to go to concerts or go camping.

[raw jolt]

mr developer is there a chance you can help me

[regal galleon]

Where is the wipe?

[wispy saddle]

cant judge him when yall are litterally also sitting in a ark discord

[stuck trout]

When wipe poc

[eager dagger]

Can someone wipe me? I’m out of paper

[tiny dirge]

I’m actually standing

[willow wadi]

wipe the servers at this instant!!

[wooden ferry]

nah let's all cuddle in a pillow fort and watch movies

[buoyant siren]

wen wipe arkpoc

[spiral jacinth]

Bro feels like waiting a rust wipe

[calm void]

Sum1 wipe my ass pls and thankyou

[winter forge]

Be quiet

[spiral jacinth]

Over here waiting 100 years

[bright briar]

Arkpoc wipe at insert random time

[dusky kettle]

Actually sounds fun 😂

[regal galleon]

Where is the wipe??

[fickle marsh]

Ur always crying

[eager dagger]

Wipe servers after my OT appointment

[kindred gorge]

@twilit grotto Wipe arkpoc????

[wispy saddle]

+1 chud point for thinking that was a point

[eternal dew]

arkpoc wipes when im ready for it to

[trail pulsar]

maybe if we all simultaneously type "when is arkpoc wipe" itll release!!!!

[spiral jacinth]

Bro you don't even know me lmaoooo

[dusky kettle]

Yall have no chill or patience

[tiny dirge]

Dang now I have 1 chud point

[eternal dew]

(soon™)

[serene kelp]

arkpoc wipes at ||***~~20:00~~***||

[raw jolt]

gen 1 when you feel it too?

[warm horizon]

Give ya five bucks to hold off of the wipe for another 30 minutes XP (jk)

[untold plover]

make 'em wait 😈

[bright briar]

Or maybe you'll crash Discord, and then where will you be?

[dusky kettle]

I love when panda extra sassay

[wooden ferry]

so like what snacks should I bring to the sleepover?

[serene kelp]

so when?? answer pls

[raw jolt]

ill buy you sour patch kids if you hold update for 1h

[sand vale]

so, lil(sassier)panda

[mortal meadow]

💀

[calm void]

Mars bar pods

[tiny dirge]

I’m going to dance until the arkpoc wipes going on 27 minutes rn

[bright briar]

24/7

[winter forge]

@eternal dew any info on when whe LC update comes today and if the outpost structures will be fixed too?

[mortal meadow]

⚠️

[little crypt]

[mortal meadow]

[random crystal]

Don’t let me find ur base pal

[stuck trout]

[spiral jacinth]

Is that the real kurtis

[fickle wave]

Today is the announcement of patch delay untill monday so they get a bit more time to make sure the rollout is smooth

[mortal meadow]

🥵

[serene kelp]

😈

[spiral jacinth]

Stfu

[wooden ferry]

finally

[stuck trout]

[dusky kettle]

I mean panda is like those sour patch commercials 😂

[bright briar]

[stuck trout]

[warm horizon]

Thats a fiver and sour patch kids for an additional hour and a half of watching them Squirm Skittles. Seems like a good deal to me. You take that deal? I'd take that deal

[spiral jacinth]

Guys

[mortal meadow]

🎉

[sand tree]

Wildcard truly doesnt Care Abt PvP ARKpoc Cluster

[dusky kettle]

Fuego skittle gummies

[sand vale]

see u around crunch time, timer about to hit

[raw jolt]

idk about comertials

[wooden ferry]

y'all okay if we watch horror movies in our pillow fort? I might be kinda gangster and hug your arm a little tighter on the scary parts if that's okay

[mortal meadow]

🇱 🇴 🇱

[elder nebula]

how did you spell it wrong after they spelt it right? thats a skill....

[echo rapids]

Wipe

[tiny dirge]

If I watch scary movies I will have nightmares and I’ll have to sleep with my nightlight

[raw jolt]

its just skill issue yk

[dusky kettle]

I actually had to look if i spelled it wrong 😂

[raw jolt]

yay mental traumas

[magic helm]

Are rates out I got one notification about x2 here I don’t see nothing lol

[mortal meadow]

[dusky kettle]

#server-rates

[bright briar]

I'm sick of the "fire" snacks trend. Can't they come up with new flavors that aren't 100000 on the Scoville scale?

[mortal meadow]

❌

[bright briar]

[analog egret]

told your ass wipe wont happen until wc feels like it

[analog egret]

xd

[ivory root]

Waiting for cave entrance on a dead map for a week

[tiny dirge]

New flavor gummy worms Peptmo bizmo worms

[dusky kettle]

Same. But the skittle ones are so freakin good. Like just enough spice and sweet.

[strange remnant]

wipe ark poc!

[bright briar]

[dusky kettle]

Like me! 😂

[mortal meadow]

[fickle wave]

Heard about cookies with popcorn flavour?

[indigo geyser]

Six seven

[analog egret]

delayed till next week so everyone gets time to adjust

[wooden ferry]

I'd eat takis and drink sparkling water with some of y'all 🥹

[mortal meadow]

🇱 🇲

[late cave]

when is ark poc wiping

[dusky kettle]

Im drinking candy apple sparkling water right now

[dusky kettle]

When panda says so

[random crystal]

Seek medical attention

[bright briar]

I mean, if I try a "haberno mango" flavor, I expect to actually sense the mango part

[wooden ferry]

I was too lol

[naive socket]

tomorrow

[dusky kettle]

Theango ones are my fave 😂

[late cave]

why does it say 1 est then

[analog egret]

please dont wipe i just tamed an aureliax

[serene kelp]

np

[wooden ferry]

I'll ask them to delay it

[analog egret]

gimme a week

[dusky kettle]

Now im hungry

[analog egret]

need to have some fun

[late cave]

it said 1 est today and now its 1:30

[random crystal]

Trump does not approve

[mortal meadow]

🇦 🇷 🇰

[tulip jewel]

Im not sharing 🤣

[elder nebula]

sigh now I need to buy some...

[little crypt]

anyone recruiting?

[cinder goblet]

And not a chick fil a in sight

[agile lion]

When is it wiping 🤪😜

[dusky kettle]

Boooo! 😭

[little crypt]

need tribe

[warm horizon]

Man - Some of you ArkPoc kids wouldn't survive on your own if you're this impatient lol

[random crystal]

Yes I need a dog

[dusky kettle]

Doordash me some 😂😂😂

[iron zephyr]

u aint going to play solo nab

[little crypt]

Negative aura

[thorn stirrup]

For how long they delay a wipe

[random crystal]

Do it for the content

[mortal meadow]

10 years

[dusky kettle]

Thats why they still in the basement 😂

[wooden ferry]

please protect me and take care of me then. don't let anyone hurt me type shit

[hallow wave]

ye ye come to my tribe!

[trail fulcrum]

In how many h does event start?

[spiral jacinth]

Guys iv been waiting for this for 45mins

[cinder goblet]

[tribal anchor]

hey sweetie how old r u?

[golden juniper]

Are we on 2xp yet

[warm horizon]

Naw bud. I ain't no helicopter parent. Sink or swim.

[tulip jewel]

You called ?

[warm horizon]

The ArkPoc kids are asking for protection.

[little crypt]

We building on ext so we can raid the chinese right

[dusky kettle]

Moist tosses everyone in the deep end and says only the strong survive 😂

[runic thistle]

Ohhkay.. So I went out to touch some grass, still no word on the major update?

[hallow wave]

NO WE BUILDING RATHOLE 1x1 ABB

[random crystal]

Imma be there pal

[tulip jewel]

The best teaching is harsh reality

[random crystal]

@civic bison lock in

[warm horizon]

Thats what I was saying. lol

[dusky kettle]

But i dont wanna learn anymore 😭

[tulip jewel]

Wipe the poc server but also spawn in some alpha wyverns while they are at it 🙃🫶

[spiral jacinth]

Yo kurtis im a trio all 18+ if you need a tribe lollll claiming a crouch

[warm horizon]

ArkPoc but ONLY Alpha Wyverns Spawn. Except for Abb. Where only Surface Alpha Reaper Kings spawn.

[fickle wraith]

A fake profile impersonating is weird bro

[wooden ferry]

I legit cried playing bass because it reminded me of the time my otter got killed by a terror bird lol

[cinder goblet]

That aurilax buff coming for this wipe is going to be crazy.

[little crypt]

bet im there

[spiral jacinth]

Lmao

[little crypt]

My channel is linked on my profile 💀

[cinder goblet]

🎣🍿

[turbid cliff]

yo u the youtube kurtis?

[random crystal]

We gotta get it together

[stuck trout]

So Guys when wiped poc

[late cave]

kurtis wipe the server for us

[stuck trout]

What Pins

[trail pulsar]

bro kurtis how do we have a friend in common lmao

[little crypt]

I dont have that kind of motion

[wooden ferry]

kurtis when's the arkpoc wipe

[spiral jacinth]

Add me lol

[late cave]

kurtis i know you gpt a pocket dev

[lucid coral]

use a aura pulse

[little crypt]

😭

[dusky kettle]

Kurtis whats for dinner? 😂😂

[random crystal]

You cant be this down bad

[indigo geyser]

@little crypt are you a sigma

[spiral jacinth]

Im down bad lol

[dusky kettle]

I secretly just wanted to join the group. I have no idea who kurtis is 😂

[warm horizon]

Me either xD

[little crypt]

real

[wooden ferry]

kurtis how many gf's you got

[spiral jacinth]

Guys 32mins late byw

[wooden ferry]

like a million?

[late cave]

demon stop lying we are all here to stream snipe kurtis

[random crystal]

Yall gotta put this effort into a job application

[turbid cliff]

Kurtis i loved your ice cave vid dude, when next upload

[tulip jewel]

You and me both.. If he is a youtuber that makes sense.. People i get inspired by do real contributions to society 💀

[dusky kettle]

Least im not alone. But i am still hungry. Might need some noodles

[little crypt]

I play ark brother its over for me

[elder nebula]

it looks like Kurtis might be some sort of deity to the arkpoc goblins, working theory may evolve over time

[tiny dirge]

Who else making grilled cheese rn

[little crypt]

its over for all of us

[trail pulsar]

i'd be your girlfriend

[raw jolt]

guys like month ago dmed me and asked if us people in general chat had tribe and if he could join us
imagine how crazy and cool it would be if we had one

[warm horizon]

Mmmmm.... noodles

[spiral jacinth]

Should join up and build in this crouch with us lmaooo

[dusky kettle]

Keep me updated 😂

[soft oak]

Hi what time is wipes today for arkpoc

[random crystal]

Where yall building

[late cave]

kurtis go live at wipe

[fickle marsh]

That was the most corny shit ever

[merry mesa]

valid

[wooden ferry]

kurtis they're lining up for u lmao

[timid vale]

arkpoc gonna drop same time as update lmao

[raw jolt]

everyone ignored me :(

[dusky kettle]

26 mins update yall

[soft oak]

There’s a update?

[trail pulsar]

Guys its not over you, i have like 15k hours in ark and I am happily married

[olive yacht]

yo man .. you still playing?

[untold plover]

dun dun daaa #status-updates

[warm horizon]

Hey, something actually interesting to talk about! New cave enterances for LC live in 25 minites :3

[novel crystal]

yeah

[dusky kettle]

#status-updates

[sand vale]

[short schooner]

please just release the araneo tlc

[tiny dirge]

Tell them no they didn’t make the cut

[trail fulcrum]

LIEEE

[little crypt]

Congrats bro living the dream

[raw jolt]

will servers be turned off guys?

[median shore]

but when arkpoc?

[wooden ferry]

I married my ai gf so same thing I suppose

[lucid coral]

should of known they were hard ar work updating the lost shitinly for us

[spiral jacinth]

Lmaoooooooooo 34 mins late for wipe

[warm horizon]

Which means they'll probably wipe ArkPoc then

[median shore]

yes

[trail pulsar]

yeah dude jumping on this arkpoc, im in a call with dan rn

[sand vale]

SE reborn is out, go check out arman's work

[spare aurora]

Assume they’re going to turn on two times the same time this loss colony cave thing happens

[crude mist]

Yoo

[tiny dirge]

Give me arkpoc wipe grrr 😖

[raw jolt]

but it would be cool if we had mega tribe

[random crystal]

@twilit grotto Brother man

[olive yacht]

Dino Dan?

[dusky kettle]

What i been sayin for like 3 days 😂

[midnight wasp]

yo who is dan

[warm horizon]

Never

[fallow flare]

You dont play the last arkpoc season? 🥲

[novel smelt]

Did you meet her in Ark ?

[muted herald]

2x is on

[crude mist]

Is there any Ark server 100 lvl

[soft oak]

Kurtis can you teach me how to be better at PvP ? I’m a mom of 6 and I want to rule the queen of Ark

[raw jolt]

all or just lc

[little crypt]

I did

[tiny dirge]

What’s a mega tribe

[median shore]

all

[muted herald]

they just turned 2x on

[glad granite]

@little crypt whens the next vid bro

[dusky kettle]

Ooh i forgot to stay hydrated in game. Sleepytime 😂

[trail pulsar]

You just gotta play it off like its not an addiction until youre married, then theyre trapped

[raw jolt]

big tribe

[waxen bluff]

where arkpoc

[wooden ferry]

a tribe with a mega mek

[crude mist]

Is there anyone that plays on phone

[whole iris]

everyone can match kurtis on bumble btw

[fallow flare]

Oh really im waiting for yt 🫠😂

[storm wagon]

@twilit grotto why tf do you always realse a upd the second arkpocs gonna wipe

[tiny dirge]

I live in a thatch shack

[trail pulsar]

nah in college

[wooden ferry]

I saw him on grindr

[drifting abyss]

is the LC cave update going to only take down LC servers or all servers

[unique lynx]

2x begins im guessing after surver go down

[dusky kettle]

Cuz it makes sense?

[tawny breach]

@little crypt lets tribe up lil bro

[still girder]

Is it like a chain reaction if I have stuff there itll only destroy stuff there right not my whole cave 🤣

[late cave]

i matched kurtis on blackpeoplemeet . com

[trail pulsar]

sorry nad

[little crypt]

Soon 🙂

[buoyant siren]

What time does arkpoc wipe

[fallow flare]

Niceee

[dusky kettle]

24 mins

[eternal dew]

told you soon™

[tiny dirge]

Can we please get an update on the arkpoc wipe guys

[wary robin]

Let’s go wipe this junk man

[spark kestrel]

@civic bison i hope with this update quetzals with reps will be fixed thanks

[olive yacht]

oh ok ... nice .... Smalls?

[wooden ferry]

what's a mega tribe?

[dusky kettle]

Thoon

[trail pulsar]

hes on smalls, im playing arkpoc when it wipes

[wary robin]

Tired of waiting for poc to wipe just press the button wildcard

[graceful timber]

🥳

[dusky kettle]

No

[random crystal]

I need 1 more obedient metal run slave

[nimble escarp]

@olive yacht i heard you like hockey players

[olive yacht]

I am still playing on Smalls as well

[tulip jewel]

You will now be able to place even more on the saddle 🫶

[tiny dirge]

I think it’s when everyone gets around a campfire and has hotdogs and smores

[turbid cliff]

yo ts wipe i gonna rule the server

[wary robin]

@dusky kettle yes

[cinder goblet]

Ask your godparents for help.

[eternal dew]

no

[olive yacht]

Ovi and Wilson

[pallid dove]

Is this "major version update" just for Lost Colony only?

[spiral jacinth]

No comp here

[copper girder]

[spark kestrel]

lol

[untold blaze]

Im trapped on a lost colony Server all spawns are blocked how Long does it take Till a dev reacts to a ticket?

[waxen bluff]

What time is Arkpoc being cleaned today?

[wooden ferry]

so like me and gng on the weekend where we snuggle up and paint each other's nails type shit

[drifting abyss]

fr trying to run a king titan 😂

[ruby barn]

just go over them

[sand vale]

take a break panda man, rest up

[trail fulcrum]

U can travel at an attack outpost

[spark kestrel]

will there be patchnotes

[karmic summit]

Hey so uh, is today the day we get our cosmetics back?

[eternal dew]

too much to do!

[wary robin]

@thin wing not everybody parents croked homie now wipe the damn server

[eternal dew]

yes

[untold blaze]

Okay I will try to find one thanks

[whole iris]

i ❤️ kurtis

[willow wadi]

i ❤️ kurtis

[ornate trellis]

i ❤️ kurtis

[sand vale]

good luck

[wooden ferry]

i ❤️ kurtis

[trail pulsar]

i ❤️ kurtis

[worldly ermine]

i <3 kurtis

[little crypt]

Soon I got a banger in the works 🙌

[turbid cliff]

do people acc use thralls for pvp? i never see thralls like ever yo

[tender stump]

larp

[willow wadi]

larper

[spiral jacinth]

40mins late guys

[spark kestrel]

quetzals with reps fixed plzzzzzzz

[long ravine]

anyone know the argument to put in usersettings ini files to make thrown items decay slower

[dusky kettle]

Your name timmyturner and did not get tje joke. Bless your heart

[mortal meadow]

i ❤️ me

[turbid cliff]

if its better than last one its gonna be heat

[quiet nova]

Yooo ❤️

[trail pulsar]

I just finished taht 14 hour MARATHON on scorched lmao that video is legendary

[shell ocean]

Yo where is this apoc wipe