general

[tawny forum]

Don’t even fix the typo 😂😭

[orchid tree]

I did it and now the cops are on the way so thanks

[still bloom]

You ever have one accidentally fall into that perfect little triangular space in your shirt between your "girls" while you're walking on a hike?

[median shore]

sam what are you putting in my logs

[sand vale]

it's early for someone

[dense knot]

You're welcome. Hope it helps.

[gloomy sand]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spider-fly

[sand vale]

[still bloom]

Honestly I should have known better I really don't know why I tried to use that word I'm sorry lmaoooo

[tawny forum]

Yes
And I’ll let ya know…I’m not above throwing my shirt off to get it tf off of me

[dense knot]

I can hear the beautiful music being made.

[sand vale]

thank u Nek, aslo amazing to hear that astral variants are bleed immune

[orchid tree]

Its still doing it actually

[slate oak]

Eventually I'll just throw 3 years of top stat Dinos in the lava and delete the game like I did for ESO after 6 years and 1800 levels, it all means absolutely nothing if I can't enjoy my game...

[still bloom]

I fucking love him he's so cute

[acoustic stirrup]

WtS the patch in 10min for ?

[gloomy sand]

yessss!

[twilit field]

PATCHJ NOTES WHERE

[wispy bear]

PATCHES

[polar basin]

btw I bet 90% of yall are pronouncing araneo wrong

like yall cant pronounce giganotosaurus properly either

[tawny forum]

Just a sweet bebe

[still bloom]

That's when you bend over and just start flailing 🤣

[patent robin]

Anyone know what map is most stable and less likely to go down? Thinking of moving. And that’s gonna be alottt of moving 😅

[sand vale]

Spooder works too

[polar basin]

probably ragnarok ngl. ragnarok is usually pretty stable

[fossil mica]

When migrating servers and downloading characters, the spawn point is in bed, and it's extremely slow. When will you fix this?

[dense knot]

Idk you can try to remove and readd your account on the xbox or check privacy settings.

[tawny forum]

That would not work. You tryna make me knock myself out?! 😂😭😭

[fluid gull]

More updates servers going down in 15mins

[keen venture]

fixed an exploit!

[median shore]

[dense knot]

Good job!!

[still bloom]

Gotta hold the shirt open while you do it 😭

[sour meadow]

Island, extinction, valguero

[sand vale]

[clever escarp]

30 gb update too

[spare helm]

getting meshed and god moded and support tickets are disabled, probably done playing this game. Even if I could submit a ticket I cant say I have faith we would even get help. @civic bison

[gloomy sand]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fixed-3

[austere rose]

if this update makes my server rollback again im going to cry

[plain magnet]

It’s like Everytime I get home from work and throw my babies out lol

[signal hedge]

@civic bison Sorry's not gonna cut it fix Gaem 😠

[obsidian kite]

The island. Its vanilla but the smallest and oldest and I have the least problems there

[dusky kettle]

Be glad its slow. Could be like me where it wont even spawn you in bed 🤣

[austere rose]

i don’t want to trade for these aureliaxes 3 times

[tawny forum]

My luck…it would end up underrrr them and I would just simply have to faint then

[fluid gull]

Yep i just threw out 50 babies

[woven dock]

Fixed exploit broke everything else

[dull crater]

@civic bison are you fixing a god mod exploit ?

[severe crest]

We appreciate the hard work.. Exploiters need battering with a gloon..

[tame garnet]

Playing on offical...LC,Val,Center & Astraeos...was transferring to astraeos from val b4 the update...and now I can't join nowhere...
I play solo...so lose everything if it's really a char lost...🤷🏼‍♂️

[unique vessel]

Does anyone know how to fix harvest amount multipliers and crafting kill multiplier to make it better

[jaunty river]

@civic bison how about “fix an exploit” your whole damn game. Stop bothering us over something you cant explain.

[civic bison]

#reporting-players rather than support pls

[tawny forum]

Dollie is relaying information

[dense knot]

Can you explain it?

[civic bison]

lol what

[tawny forum]

Go fix your heads jfc

[austere rose]

can they bring back the dino paint “exploit”, i missed out

[queen elbow]

@civic bison please say this fix is for the god mode glitch

[spare helm]

okay ill try to find the area to submit it.. server 2134

[jaunty river]

Idk wtf they fixed…

[severe crest]

Why would they share an exploit? Good way to exploit your self maybe? Lol

[fossil mica]

When migrating servers and downloading characters, the spawn point is in bed, and it's extremely slow. When will you fix this?

[plain magnet]

Damn that’s not good, I play solo also, and I’m afraid of that

[still bloom]

I saw a video of someone from what I assumed to be Australia, it was from when all of those spiders that look like daddy long legs have freshly hatched and there's just a ton of them everywhere. He started off the video like saying look I got a new wig and then put a handful of them on his head and I watched an absolute horror as they all crawled away 🥲

[dense knot]

Oh thanks for the information on what they fixed then.

[gloomy sand]

why should they explain a fix? that doesnt make sense, you probably just realized that too

[prisma prairie]

Huh, araneo abilities seem neat. A web zipline/rappel, multi stage webbing entanglement, presumably a more efficient tranquilizing bite, and harvestable spider silk either as a new source of silk or a craftsble insulation boost additive to certain armors.

The design doesnt seem to have changed much if at all though, at a glance, and unsure if it has wall climbing proper.

[civic bison]

we don't detail certain exploit fixes intentionally as a precaution

[lethal needle]

Don't threaten us with a good time. Take your whining to another game as its not helpful. 😉

[fluid nest]

Thanks for the nightmares

[tawny forum]

Well…have my urn ready bc I would be gone.

[merry saddle]

dollie have u seen the travel disconnect (own structures dont load, no items loading in inventory) problem? i reported that and its still happening often

[patent robin]

Thank you all for input 😄 i might just have to go back to good old island again. I’m on extinction but our server is always targeted for down time. Other than that it’s fine. But I always have babies out there. And I’ve thought about valgero, never played it

[waxen smelt]

araneo out right now?

[near wave]

Giant Araneos

[fluid nest]

I shall burn you. Respectfully

[signal hedge]

just make a game where u just put "fixed something" and we have to find out thatd be epic I think

[sand vale]

tlc not out rn

[thorn tinsel]

does anyone know what are the rates for arkpoc?

[tawny forum]

Ty ty. I appreciate your kindness. 😂

[severe crest]

Hey guys these exploiters did this maybe you can try work out a way round our fix lol.. thick as 🐖💩 some people..

[sharp musk]

same but at least im not losing character/items

[sand vale]

#server-rates

[steep aurora]

Any content creation oriented ark communities out there i can join? Looking to just be in a space w like minded people

[dense knot]

[compact pike]

Happy for the tlc for araneos. Just hate they can't wall climb. I mean if chonky butt megalania can do it, why not them 😅

[queen elbow]

Can you say what exploit it was?

[merry saddle]

yeah i didnt lose items, but it makes traveling really annoying

[fluid nest]

I wont wait for your heart to stop. As soon as I learn it went under. You get a viking funeral

[winged meadow]

When does the tlc come out?

[gloomy sand]

[sacred field]

My first thought on reading that was also "I'd set myself on fire"

[tame garnet]

I hope you will never get that experience! 🙏🏼
Cuz I'm super pissed rn...

[dense isle]

Bring back more surface reapers on abb please lol

[still bloom]

The island is my main and I love it! Mostly for nostalgia. I also have a server on Val and it's a beautiful map! I live near the sand hills where most of the deinonychus nests are

[civic bison]

you get it

[lost flower]

@civic bison hey dollie I have put a report a player ticket in over 3 weeks ago almost a month now do you by chance know when someone will be getting to that my vaults are blocked by a tribe and they refused to unblock my vaults on pve

[queen elbow]

Because my tribe has been getting cheated against hella

[midnight yew]

Araneo changes sound awesome

[plain magnet]

People trying to intentionally break the game suck

[civic bison]

read what you are replying to again pls

[dense surge]

Hi, do you recommend Astreos?

[severe crest]

I’m convinced I am not the same species as some people.. 🤣

[small kraken]

we dont care about exploit fixes we all on fortnite now

[formal coyote]

prob not to avoid players finding another exploit for said exploit

[sand vale]

can't wait for quetzal dossier

[tawny forum]

Won’t even know if it’s stopped tbh bc I don’t expect anyone to get close. Just flamethrower. I appreciate it

[keen trellis]

If devs spent more time fixing game crashes I probably wouldn’t care as much about constant updates. It’s the same promises that are always broken.

[dense surge]

Hi, do you recommend me Astreos?

[gloomy sand]

Yes we all do!

[sand vale]

yes

[dense knot]

Sir, you are an egg.

[still bloom]

Then shut up why are you here

[queen elbow]

Mb I just reread it

[jaunty river]

Good map 👍

[wispy bear]

yeah if you enjoy having server crashes everyday

[modern trout]

Tell me what the exploit is so we can recreate or some shish /j

[lusty atlas]

ase better than asa icl

[severe crest]

Sir Eggid actually show some respect.. 🤣

[swift gull]

Finally wall crawling spiders im so hyped

[dense surge]

i have 32 gb ram i dont think that it will crash

[small kraken]

so toxic chill brody

[fluid nest]

Flamethrower ain't enough. Ill build a rocket, poke you in with a stick, and launch you into the sun

[still bloom]

Not at all, just very blunt

[dense knot]

So very sorry, Sir Eggid of Eggiderton.

[queen elbow]

Hopefully they can jump and wall run

[formal coyote]

is there a rough date for easter event? i know its a little while before it starts, just being curious.

[tawny forum]

Sam is opposite of toxic

[small kraken]

chill

[severe crest]

I’m going to crack my shell soon

[dense knot]

Can i just have them?

[elfin elm]

why are you here, go huff some dog farts

[still bloom]

I am chill, Aren't you supposed to be on Fortnite?

[rustic sonnet]

who can make progress with constant crashing?

[tawny forum]

😂 I’ve always wanted to go to space.

[swift gull]

Yeah im not gonna speculate too much but from the description it's like pouncing from above sounds awesome

[twilit field]

damn bruh you stay bullying

[unborn stump]

Thank goodness the game is being updated to fix the lag. I love devs who care about the community!! ❤️

[dense knot]

Nek has some duct tape if you need it. for fixing your cracks

[still bloom]

Suck my big toe

[fluid nest]

SHES A SPACE WOMAN

[signal hedge]

I mean I tamed a 150 torta during the great crash of Ashtraeos the week it came out so

[dense surge]

does astreos has aberration creatures?

[swift gull]

Yea

[patent robin]

Do you ever have any issues with lag, or server outage issues on val

[elfin elm]

fine maybe i will lol, dont u tease me now

[sand vale]

most, yes

[swift gull]

not much but some yes

[still bloom]

Not really, just never understand why people come into general chat for this game saying how much they don't care about it? Genuinely why are they here?

[tawny forum]

Sam is here because I want Sam here
Duh

[sand vale]

should i get nitro just for spooder emote here

[severe crest]

Damn you caught this one:: 🤣

[fluid nest]

Me 2

[rustic sonnet]

it was a rhetorical

[drowsy nebula]

Ka-chow

[plain magnet]

We just get pissed off lol

[unborn stump]

So who else is launching Fortnite rn..

[still bloom]

Not usually, ive maybe crashed once or twice when flying by peoples bases but other than that val usually works smooth for me, i never crash on my island map either

[dense surge]

ok thank you i will probably play it with a desmodus mod , it worth? or a magmasaur mod?

[signal hedge]

my bad cuh

[sacred field]

Probably first week of april-ish?

[tawny forum]

That one guy who doesn’t like Sam rn

[merry saddle]

not me, i have to defend my #1 hours played in asa

[dense knot]

We are all here because we are titanomyrma soldiers.

[formal coyote]

dw when he next updates ast he'll make a cave and fill it with duct tape and gorilla clue cause yknow, somethings always broken 🤣

[severe crest]

You know what’s fun about Ark issues.. Annoying the people crying about it.: I love it.. 🍿

[sacred field]

Which mod can I send a cat picture to for a chat cleanse and blessing

[still bloom]

Yeah that just makes no sense though

[hoary totem]

If only

[signal hedge]

rookie numbers bud ive been playing for 1 minute

[ivory mesa]

Guys is 40k arb bullets in small tribes hard to get late game

[dense surge]

ok thank you i will probably play it with a desmodus mod , does it worths? or a magmasaur mod?

[fluid nest]

Im here for the Sams.

[formal coyote]

or end of april 🤣

[sand vale]

easter is one of the least define ark updates, can be next week, the week after othe the one after that

[civic bison]

!ban 163183207263502336 7 cute. despawning you now

[merry saddle]

im at 10363

[sacred field]

Lolol Easter is apr 5 so hopefully then?

[merry terrace]

Case #57030 @zenith valley has been banned.

[dense knot]

Maybe because you said that he will 😄 crossing fingers he does

[compact pike]

Is this update server side or something we need to completely back out of the game for?

[sand vale]

and gone

[tacit flicker]

@grand topaz plz roll back 20 we started LC boss then announcement was out 🥹

[dense surge]

ok thank you i will probably play it with a desmodus mod , does it worths? or a magmasaur mod?

[tawny forum]

Welp…bye bye

[sand vale]

just server

[severe crest]

Duh duh duh and another one bites the dust.. 🤣🤣

[merry saddle]

🫡

[brisk token]

They always say minor. Then you go to play and it wan'ts to download the whole game and every map

[dense surge]

i will probably play it with a desmodus mod , does it worths? or a magmasaur mod?

[sand vale]

why desmodus mod, they in astra as vanilla

[formal coyote]

no clue think event was lil late last year

[dense surge]

oh really

[runic copper]

WoW OnLy 30 minutes notice? ffs at least give us a 48 hour notice for taking servers down. I was sitting in my base doing nothing so im probably on the floor and not my bed... rage

[severe crest]

We will get rid of these whiners one hammer at a time.. 🤣

[sand vale]

yeah, since last update

[still bloom]

I missed it!! 🤣 I was looking at all the love in chat 🥲❤️‍🩹 i seen that ty ty

[sacred field]

My first time for Easter event so I was guessing but felt bad no one replied to you 😅

[astral hound]

Guinness Book of Records been on the phone to them

Most game updates in one month 🏆

[dense surge]

i love desmodus , it is my favourite dino i will buy astreos thank you very much

[formal coyote]

its all good xD used to being ignored

[cosmic remnant]

Please fix the Xbox game chat, WC. Its so bad. I have to keep clicking the chat buttons over and over 10-20 times in hopes to write a message in game

[compact pike]

Good thing I'm in base raising then. No need to go anywhere and most everything feeding well.

[dense knot]

[brisk token]

Lucky you. Xbox PC is notorious for it.

[sand vale]

there were 11 updates, that's nothing even for ark

[left basin]

@civic bison is WC considering nerf the Veilwyn?

[tawny forum]

I was doing what was once called “tekpod maining”
I know I’m good 😂

[formal coyote]

its all platforms atm bud but ye its annoying lol

[sand vale]

what u want nerf?

[hoary totem]

Rip to your kit and dinos

[eternal furnace]

It's now a feature, adapt

[zealous nexus]

Most of these server resets are from the exploit losers causing the extra stress on the servers. (Some don’t but other exploits do)

[left basin]

1 tap kill on x1

[still bloom]

This has been going on since the beginning for me. Sometimes I found that it helps if you bring up the radial wheel, select global chat. Then bring up the wheel again, select scroll chat. Then press the button buttons to bring up to actually type. Try that, it might help ❤️‍🩹

[fluid nest]

Nah. If they die in LC boss their stuff and dinos tp back to the teleport

[wispy bear]

gg bruh your dinos and everything are dead

[cosmic remnant]

Im ready to quit Ark because of it. I cant handle it.

[sand vale]

sure, just hit hard enogh

[hoary totem]

Only fix I've found is to reconnect to the game

[plush orchid]

Got screwed in tek cave thanks for the update

[wide thicket]

why?

[humble fable]

you got thirty minutes notice? most got only 15mins...

[tacit flicker]

🤷‍♂️ easy farm

[eternal furnace]

Oh I know it's so fucking annoying, and the inventory search bars that keep disapearing

[dusky kettle]

Thank god im not going til later. 🤣

[rancid cave]

Are yall ever gonna stop doing maintenance 5 times a day

[zealous nexus]

Thank the exploiters

[tawny forum]

I remember one time I said I was gonna quit ark

Honestly I was just hangry

So maybe you’re just hangry right now?

[left basin]

Considering that it is just a clone and the real is safe

[ivory mesa]

Guys is 40k arb bullets in small tribes hard to get late game

[dense knot]

You all have fun. I have massive amounts of taming to do.

[sour meadow]

5956 crashed on 10 min mark of servers going down after being down 20 mins

[still bloom]

I get a 30 minute notice and then a notice every five minutes until it goes off everytime

[unborn stump]

Can one ever really quit ark?

[plush orchid]

Just needed 5 more mins lol

[humble fable]

maybe they need a snickers?

[astral hound]

I’m on ps5 and only got 15 mins notice like

[sacred field]

I feel like since I know I'm not going anywhere, I'm just finding my way to make peace with how things are

[tawny forum]

That is one of the ultimate questions…we may never know

[signal geyser]

Getting arked in ark is life rage lives on

[random epoch]

40k arb is like 200 thatch on smalls my g

[humble fable]

on official?

[cosmic remnant]

Lmao I have too much to quit 🥺 😭

[still bloom]

Go get em!!!

[astral hound]

Was in middle of taming my 1st drakeling luckily just managed to do it 😅

[still bloom]

Yes

[signal geyser]

Anyone on official can run me and my wife threw alpha dragon please

[limber thorn]

Its inevitable with time. Just go back to all the games you use to play and see how terrible they are now

[tawny forum]

I had a in a cell type try to gaslight me earlier for telling him he needed a Snickers
I’m not doing that that again tonight😂😭

[slow perch]

wow falco luna Turtle drawins are aweseom

[sinful glen]

jesus the new araneo actually looks terrifying

[dusky kettle]

Im just putting all my stuff on a cliff platform when i quit. 😈

[swift gull]

at one point the serv goes .... like are you not logged off already ?? xD

[tawny forum]

👀 I like animal crossing and sims still
Idk if that’s gonna work on me 😂😭

[terse crag]

Just hope it doesn't roll back when it comes back up.

[cosmic remnant]

Fml why me. If had hardly anything it would be easy.

[random epoch]

cannon baby 😉

[sacred field]

Alright so let's be real for a second, are you me?! Wtf hahaha

[humble fable]

it does and then "" appears.

[astral hound]

So does anyone actually know what there updating now ? + Why it wasn’t done when they updated a couple hours ago

[pliant rain]

Always on x2

[rancid cave]

Question for yall. Im boutta have a reaper baby in 15 mins. Whats gonna happen lol

[still bloom]

Omg I have almost all the packs on Sims besides the newest smaller ones I just haven't kept up with it xD where my love of building started

[left light]

Massive overspawn issue

[severe crest]

Yall need a snickers lol

[astral hound]

Bunch of clowns running this game 🤡

[restive zinc]

i was taming a giga, will the dino still be there after the server come back?

[signal hedge]

yet u playing it

[cosmic remnant]

I never learned my lesson from ASE and Ark Mobile 🥺 😭

[tawny forum]

If I quit it means I was global banned
And I stg I’ll make my tribemates throw my things out to people in need like it’s glitter and confetti if that everrrrr happens

[still bloom]

Timer pauses since you're off-line

[rancid cave]

Thank you 🙏

[gritty robin]

They set Dollie up again. You better ask for more pay. They always making you the bad guy

[signal geyser]

Need alpha dragon officail pvp

[civic bison]

I love her art

[dusky kettle]

If i quit then cu, someone made me mad enough to rage quit and no one gets shizz

[still bloom]

In Ase my neighbor didnt want to wait until the end since we didn't really know when the end would technically be. He merged his tribe with mine, gave me his entire kit, and I watched him walk into the ocean 😭😭

[tawny forum]

I have a large wishlist for my sims 4 game
I mainly want the life and death pack and the other spooky packs
I also saw a garden one that I want too

[humble fable]

you were on one of the lucky servers then. some servers got 15mins notice. maybe you were on an astra ark?

[still bloom]

Ofc np

[stable spruce]

Is there no official EU pvp servers its only showing 1 and thats Rag NA

[tall sage]

ho big is this important minor patch??

[fluid nest]

Can I haz your stuffz pls

[median shore]

#patch-notes server-side only, you don’t have to download anything

[prime ledge]

not cool wildcard i was birthing a reaper timer timed down to zero after server said its 15 mins shutting down. Do and hour roll back please. I worked hard to get that reaper all its levels.

[still bloom]

Definitely get them when you can, there's little small things and all the different packs that I love to use for decorating, even the Star Wars one has some really cool dried hanging herbs I love putting in my kitchens and pantries

[humble fable]

darn...went out on their on terms.

[tawny forum]

We kind of did same
My hubs just logged off for the very last time
But I decided I wanted to free fall one last time from the feet of a wyvern
😂😭

[astral hound]

Ahh if it’s fixing duping then I don’t mind 👌 hope they ban anyone who is

[civic bison]

it's just server, not client

[still bloom]

I guess so! I was on NA PVE island

[severe crest]

We defo need a mouse though and some Tom and Jerry skins..

[limpid urchin]

yooo someone lemme join their tribe

[severe crest]

And don’t say Jerboa that’s a Gerbil..

[tall sage]

great, i was getting sick of every other day downloads

[tawny forum]

Are they going away or something?
I was planning on getting the ones I really want next month

[cosmic remnant]

@civic bison please fix game chat! I cant handle it. I can handle crashes but not this

[civic bison]

I'm off for now, take care guys 🫀

[sacred field]

Nah I think sam just means worth getting!

[dusky kettle]

It is pretty annoying.

[coarse marsh]

Wtf we were in alpha lost colony mission when restart happen. Lost everything

[umbral willow]

Almost as good as Dollie art

[bitter nexus]

Pressing the button 50 times to get it to stay up and then it kicks you out of the keyboard 🤣

[still bloom]

I kept up multiple servers until the end 🥲 the servers were up past the end date that was advertised so I just kept logging in every day. Then one day I couldn't, I didn't even know the day before was gonna be the last time 😭 i had island, center, crystal, fjodor, and abb

[sand vale]

enjoy the weekend dollie

[storm remnant]

Deploying?

[south edge]

every 2x friday is always ruined with updates, do the updates on monday

[tawny forum]

Goodnight! Enjoy your weekend you absolute queen 🩷

[distant crown]

Mango mustard chicken stars

[astral hound]

Is it when you’re typing something and it just kicks you off the text box ? same thing happens on ps5

[still bloom]

Oh certainly not! You can buy them anytime, they will have sales at some point too so I know some people specifically wait to see certain ones go on sale before they buy them :3

[tawny forum]

Awww I would have cried

[lament hollow]

would be nice if for once an update like this "Fixed a performance issue when destroying structures snapped to a large number of other structures." wouldnt result in losing a major part of a structure capped war room/crafting area

[tawny forum]

Yeah the sales like to pop up for me every time I open my ea app 😂

[cosmic remnant]

Yup. Keyboard just keeps kicking me out immediately when I click it. Type a bit and kicks you again from using the keyboard

[still bloom]

❤️ ☮️

[hushed vector]

When are we gonna get a rune system in Astraeos?

[tall sage]

Enjoy

[still bloom]

I fr did 😭 i miss my all black crystal wyvern that was my boiiiiiii

[grave ferry]

@civic bison Will you guys ever add colourblind options? I was hoping with the new game you'd add it as QOL since it was never added to ASE.

[tawny forum]

I had an all pink
Because of course it’s me 😂😭

[ocean viper]

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[prime ledge]

dollie if you guys could have waited 4 mins i would have birthed my reaper.

[astral hound]

Even the whistling

Sometimes have to press it like 5 times for it to actually whistle 😂

[dusky kettle]

So many peeps are colourblind in the game.

[still bloom]

Honestly for a while each paycheck I would get like one or two things, I was like it's a little treat for myself 😭🤣

[flat thorn]

Don’t go off yet, I’m getting god moded😭

[runic copper]

Colorblind people aren't real

[severe crest]

Mines the ghost pods that you need to throw 3 times to get Dinos out

[cosmic remnant]

Got to speak up about this keyboard issue. Or it'll never get fixed!! I feel like these things are designed intentionally to test us 🥺

[mighty condor]

Any know server the island bed for note

[tall sage]

lol, just sore eyes

[keen venture]

that is not something that is very possible/feasible to add to games, aside from sometimes the UI. i can think of maybe 2 games i have ever seen with it, and it is useless in one

[severe crest]

And not landing where I throw them that’s really annoying.. 🤣

[drifting arrow]

shake some ass for dodo tlc

[fast hemlock]

Are they back up ?

[signal hedge]

or when u perfectly time a tek running and the lag hits and so u infinitely speed boost till u stop

[fast hemlock]

Seems like it I joined my map

[drifting arrow]

search bars exist lil buddy

[humble fable]

when had seen that only 15mins notice was being given, immediately thought that only realistically had about 5mins and was deep in the sea. had to drop all of the blk pearls, metal, and fish, then get back to an inland base quickly. can return to farming later.

[sand vale]

GN peps
today was a Eggcelent CRUNCH DAY
may the next crunch day reach the same hype

[tawny forum]

I’ve been doing that with my nails supplies recently tbh. Could have been sims but my nail wishlist items were on sale on Amazon haha
I just got myself some new chrome powders and I’m so happy I got them. A 17dollar pack of 16 marked down to 4dollars and they work so well

[severe crest]

I jumped off my bat outside my base other day to and somehow ended up side my replicator.. 🤣

[still bloom]

Awh dang im sorry!! at least it is 2X and hopefully you can make it back up pretty quickly ❤️‍🩹

[tawny forum]

But yeah next pay I’ll have to remember to start my sim buying haha

[rustic sonnet]

why does everythign else update before astraos?

[tawny forum]

Goodnight 🩷

[still bloom]

Thats awesome!!! I don't get my nails done too often but I honestly love watching videos online of the process for some reason xD sometimes the designs I see are so original and super interesting

[tawny forum]

That’s some confusion hahaha

[still bloom]

Good night tiago!

[humble fable]

ty, but it's a small sacrifice to help ensure that character nor tames are not lost....

[still bloom]

True!! I'm happy you got back safe and sound

[tawny forum]

I learned to do my own bc I didnt have a nail tech anymore after moving. And now I can do so much on my own nails. I love watching videos for new ideas and new techniques

[dusky cairn]

idk you tell me bucko

[blazing tapir]

All right, so who broke it?

[still bloom]

I honestly think that is so cool, probably saves money as well in the long run!

[rustic sonnet]

i wouldnt ask if i knew. who says bucko? lol

[dusky cairn]

just know it not that hard

get good

[grave ferry]

I'd be happy with HUD just something to make it clearer or a filter like what others do.

Having to spyglass drops when I get in range for 10 years is just annoying and even worse on LC cause you can't see the crate most of the time so you gotta walk over, go in and see what it is when it starts

[dusky cairn]

ur a bucko

[still bloom]

It just takes time, they all can't be updated instantaneously unfortunately ❤️‍🩹

[still bloom]

🍿

[dusky kettle]

What is a bucko?

[rustic sonnet]

your bored

[dusky cairn]

no proof

[severe crest]

A 12 year olds insult..

[tawny forum]

I dated a man once with that last name 😂😭

[rustic sonnet]

old man

[dusky kettle]

Ahhh cuz around here im thinkun you got bucked off a horse and hit your head. 🤣

[odd harness]

servers back ?

[terse crag]

I've only heard bucko from old men, did it make a come back? Lol

[dusky cairn]

no clue what it means just remember alot of people would say it a couple years ago

[severe crest]

How you know I’m old? Lol

[rustic sonnet]

nooo old man insult

[still bloom]

He was on your side lmao friendly fire

[dusky cairn]

lol

[dusky kettle]

Abort abort abort 🤣

[severe crest]

Think so I only ever been called it by a 12 year old on rust

[keen venture]

a mod could add filtering. cant do too much to the hud, though. unreal is really not designed with dynamic menus in mind

[red glade]

Nah, that's me

[tawny forum]

Time for us to start saying “listen here bucko!” again

[dusky cairn]

facts

[still bloom]

The buck stops here!!!

[dense knot]

You're walkin on thin ice, buddy.

[still bloom]

🤣

[humble fable]

that whole no warning server takedown has me reacting to server messages with a little bit different mindset. it's understandable that issues will occur without any warning, but am a bit more thankful for the server preshutdown notices...

[dusky kettle]

Im old enough. Dont make me older 😭

[severe crest]

Things make come backs you know.. Mullet is a perfect example..

[urban cedar]

Araneo looks kewl

[storm remnant]

Breathe

[dusky kettle]

Mullet shoulda stayed dead 🤣

[rustic sonnet]

yall keep up. lol its more of an old man insult then a 12 year old insult. sheesh lol

[still bloom]

I completely understand. I'm pretty lucky across my six servers I usually get the 30 minute warning and then a warning every five minutes 🙏🏽

[tawny forum]

I stg every teen in this small town that I live in has a mullet and I loathe it 😂😭

[severe crest]

Yea you need a mallet if you rocking a mullet tbf..

[dusky kettle]

Im too old to keep up whippersnapper. Im gonna meed ya tonpush this wheelchair. 🤣

[still bloom]

Honestly that tracks for Tennessee I can't lie

[fathom crown]

Just logged in to to sever all stuff on my character been deleted

[still bloom]

🤣

[rustic sonnet]

oh you bump on a log...

[dusky kettle]

#character-restoration

[severe crest]

Bad Boy Chiller Crew made it cool again..

[scenic jetty]

Woops I just did 15k torpor to myself
Well nap time

[median shore]

can you do it to me as well

[storm remnant]

Bump on a log is crazy 💀

[tawny forum]

WHO

[dense knot]

It's amusing to tell people to "nuck if you buck"

[dusky cairn]

howd u do 15k torp to urself without dying?

[urban cedar]

Do we have a time when araneo will roll out?

[umbral willow]

Flaws server is 100x everyone!! Bully him!!!

[still bloom]

Me next me next

[vivid garden]

Sup guys

[dense knot]

they walk. not roll

[severe crest]

Some cringe wannabe eminems from Yorkshire..

[urban cedar]

Maybe so…

[tawny forum]

I’m 100% sure my kids can’t stand me when this comes on
😂😂

[open frigate]

Yo yo yo what’s good survivors 😎

[scenic jetty]

Insane everything mod with gdg rockets

[dusky cairn]

makes sense

[dense knot]

My pool clean yet?

[scenic jetty]

Come here I'll shoot ya when I wake up 😉

[severe crest]

They all got turkey teeth..

[dusky cairn]

u get my traits yet?

[dense knot]

Dodoguana with turkey teeth.. HMMMM

[urban cedar]

Should I get any premium mods…

[grave ferry]

Unreal games can have UI, Filter and a strength setting. As much as I'd rather not bring it up Fortnite cause I ain't a fan it has all 3. Sure they created the engine but just as an example.

[dense knot]

Yes!

[dusky cairn]

the crystal premium is pretty

[open frigate]

Almost… working on calibrating the filtration system

[urban cedar]

I been looking at CKF and maybe the Anomalocaris

[dense knot]

Anomalocaris, worth it.

[urban cedar]

But also… Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles…

[humble fable]

can remember a few times when the server warnings happened at weird intervals like 3, 7, 8, 2mins. another time the intervals went 3, 12, 4....was strange.

[dense knot]

Thanks. I want to have a pool party soon.

[urban cedar]

Splennndid

[open frigate]

I’m out here deployed on the scene and …. Server went down. Better luck next time haha

[tawny forum]

I love the crystal premium and dream house
The Elven one is a wishlist of mine too

[open frigate]

Sounds great i do cleaning but parties are my specialty

[tawny forum]

And I have the crystal and dream house ones
I’m telling you..GORGEOUS and love it

[pearl heath]

Jelly!!!!

[clever escarp]

bro they gotta fix this bs xbox chat, censors stuff that make no sense

[severe crest]

You got to outsmart it

[tawny forum]

But that Elven structure skin is beautiful and it’s getting got next

[rustic sonnet]

👀

[patent matrix]

But the f-bomb gets dropped like nothing while “lol” gets censored. Make it make sense

[tawny forum]

I won a giveaway for the dreamy and I about cried bc I was so excited for it. It’s just so pretty

[severe crest]

Simpsons skins would be fun

[tawny forum]

I would skin myself as Marge very quickly tbh 😂😂

[pearl heath]

Imma go have a look see at them

[humble fable]

you'll have to take your complaints about the filter over to microslop's discord...

[shrewd rover]

could someone help me with my asa bugging

[vivid garden]

Play cod they do that shit 🤣

[native scarab]

Everyone got egggie names whens Easter event was nothing in crunch

[still bloom]

Really! That's kind of interesting!

[severe crest]

Imagine houses looking like Simpsons houses to.. Battle rig looking like the cars to.. lol

[dense knot]

It's coming.. we are just the pre party

[tawny forum]

I would make a building specifically to look like Moe’s 😂😂😭

[dusky cairn]

sounds like one of the recent fortnite seasons

[severe crest]

I would rather play tiddlywinks mate

[fluid nest]

Do it now

[humble fable]

that's a weird way to spell 'unnerving'...

[red glade]

Will probably get news next week

[native scarab]

Okieeees 🤩 u know eta?

[shadow dock]

Rude outside stickers are gone

[fluid nest]

BAD SLAYWR

[tawny forum]

How if no Simpson 😂

[warm horizon]

Don't hate because we great ❤️

[native scarab]

Spaaanks

[molten jacinth]

who even plays that anymore gonna be real

[vivid garden]

Exactly leave the dumb shit to those mfs 🤣🤣

[fluid nest]

DO IT ANYWAYS

WE NEED NUCLEAR POWER

[severe crest]

If I had a choose between being slapped across the face or playing cod I would have a sore face..

[fluid nest]

I might just do that

[dense knot]

I will quit ark if they put the simpsons in it.

[fluid nest]

Build those cooling towers

[fluid nest]

Sounds like I know my next mod 👀

[astral gate]

Need to find a way to the moon to get some of that cheese

[tawny forum]

Nah nah cause you could be Maggie and throw your binky at people
Or jazz out with a sax like Lisa

[dense knot]

Sax sounds nice.. continue.

[tawny forum]

Or we could all be a gang of Barts 😂😭

[raven violet]

@raven violet

[dense knot]

i read farts.. i'll see myself out.

[tawny forum]

😂🤣🤣

[humble fable]

disco stew....that's all you'd need.

[tawny forum]

I would skin my tribemates as Ned Flanders on purpose tbh

[fluid nest]

The Lisa's would be in charge of education and music

[umbral willow]

You are a fart

[severe crest]

I just want a sideshow bob skin tbh

[dense knot]

You smell like fart. Rancid bacon

[fluid nest]

Ned Flanders in charge of church,

[open frigate]

You been smoking narco leaves and im for it

[umbral willow]

Fail

[open frigate]

I love this

[glad zodiac]

this new post makes me think, will araneo be the taming creature we've all been waiting for? ''narcotic venom'' if this one is actually good, the araneo might definitively be a great option for knocking out dinos, maybe it could even produce narcotic when eating a creatures body, like what the desmodus does with blood sacks, i wish araneo is a great creature for tranking, and hope that it can be a better tranking method than arrows

[dense knot]

Totally didn't want to reply to that egg

[severe crest]

Stop sending me foot pics.. 🤣

[dense knot]

HEY! BAN

[severe crest]

And cut your toe nails there gross

[compact shore]

Alt narcotic

[fair goblet]

what happened to 5984

[compact shore]

Extra way to get narcotic

That will be helpful

[dense knot]

I wouldve gotten you if it werent for those meddling eggs.

[slate oak]

Fix pending for major overseen exploit,
survivors using gaslighting on other survivors until they leave the game and cause said base to decay... This is done by trolls for personal gain thus promoting and rewarding anti social behaviour.

[glad zodiac]

i vote for BETTER than narcotic, but can also get them when eating a creature body like as i said, like how the desmodus gets blood sacks when eating a creature's corpse

i really want a creature that can replace tranq arrows

[compact shore]

Or eat enough creatures to stack the venom and extract it using medic stand

[glad zodiac]

its something a lot of people wish for and that should be in ark but still isn't

[dense knot]

have i got news for you

[bold seal]

I'm assuming the picture on the dossier isn't official? Looks exactly the same as the current Araneo

[tawny forum]

I was gonna saaaaayyy

[eternal geode]

Um games acting like crap after that update

[glad zodiac]

i am talking abt araneo lol

[humble fable]

nice you added the 'q' in this post...

[compact shore]

I mean not like tlc mean remake the whole model

[tawny forum]

Have you met troodons?

[long solar]

Did the tlc drop?

[glad zodiac]

yeah those SUCK

[compact shore]

Scorpion

[glad zodiac]

their only use is being annoying

[tawny forum]

They’ll replace a tranq for you REAL QUICK 😂😭😭

[open frigate]

Araneos are way nicer. Driven. Last one i met wanted to be a web designer.

[polar basin]

when will the tlc drop anyways?

Im hoping that araneo silk isnt just a silk replacement

[tawny forum]

And these bad boys right here

[humble fable]

yes. awful to tame, but neat to have.

[compact shore]

Mantis with high dmg and club can even replace shocking dart lol

[dense knot]

yeah that would be cool.

[bold seal]

I'd like to know what looks different?

[open frigate]

LOL

[polar basin]

they did

tlcs do redesign the model

[compact shore]

Wait for ingame

[gloomy sand]

watcha starin at

[tawny forum]

I absolutely loathe troodons
My friends get them for me as gifts because I honest to goodness loathe them in game 😂😭

[open frigate]

I love when those memes are used in context

[dense knot]

sad crying again

[gloomy sand]

whyyy?

[placid hare]

[polar basin]

argy before vs argy after its tlc, for example

[dense knot]

i miss my steekerssss

[turbid swallow]

Roll back

Dang

[still bloom]

I don't disagree, I just find it interesting how varied peoples experiences are lol

[leaden bronze]

@civic bison still havnt seen a alpha ossidon in a good month... can we fix that please!

[still bloom]

I helped make MURICA dreads with my neighbor on LC they are so cool red white n blue

[dense knot]

No, ludacris said Rollout

[shrewd rover]

could someone help me with my asa

[turbid swallow]

Why

[glad zodiac]

too weak narcotic, what i want with araneo is it being a creature that deals highter tranq than a tranq arrow, something that honestly does not exist, all creatures with something like that are crazy annoying to tame or have a weaker tranq than the arrows, i want the araneo to be something like ''should i use my arrows to tranq (any KO dino)?, nah, i'll use my araneo, it will knock stuff out faster''

[humble fable]

when wild they can be rather problematic. tamed ones give off that black panther at night aura.

[humble fable]

valid.

[dense knot]

Whats wrong with your asa?

[slate oak]

A low level basilisk can ko Dino's before killing them and a high MD Beelzebuffo will do around 500 torpor but takes a couple seconds to apply , can use high pachy for consistent torpor too ... Theri can ko too with it's headbutt

[keen venture]

if the game is built for it from the ground up, at significantly increased complexity, yes. retroactively.. not so much

[shrewd rover]

cant join my friends server

[dense knot]

What are you on and what are they on?

[compact shore]

What about carno

[shrewd rover]

Ive joined it previously, but during a restart I died and everytime I try spawning in It fades to black and stays black for 4-5 mins, then disconnects

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/rollout-ludacris-rollout-my-business-song-get-up-arise-gif-11407183510991821124

[compact shore]

Use mantis with club

[shrewd rover]

what do you mean?

[pale zealot]

Does Feline form have its own hitbox? As in if theres a small crevice could it fit through if normal character cant

[pearl heath]

Ok, i got crystal structures, dreamhouse and elven structures

[glad zodiac]

could work, but tranquing(i def butchered this word) isn't really their main purpose

[dense knot]

are you on microsoft? are they on steam?

[glad zodiac]

same thing

[polar basin]

carno tlc wasnt exactly a tlc, more like a small tweak

all they did was gave it bleed, same with thylas and megalodons

[patent comet]

anyone know if midas touch still works on ele veins>

[polar basin]

it does

[gloomy sand]

[compact shore]

That thing deal shit ton of torpo remember someone even knock out a giga with it

[shrewd rover]

both steam

its a bought server

[slate oak]

Nothing beats the Colossus scorpion tho . You can pick the Dino up and slam it with your tail, it's actually one of my most fun ark experiences yet tbh

[humble fable]

ts md mantis with asc club will ko almost anything quickly...

[dense knot]

What does it say when you try to join?

[glad zodiac]

but is the mantis's main purpose knocking out stuff? no it isn't, get my point, i want a creature that is DEDICATED, to KO'ing, not a creature that can do it but without of being their main thing i just wish araneo could be that

[shrewd rover]

well I can join, but when I try to respawn, itll fade to a black screen then after 4-5 minutes itll say lost connection to host, ive tried multiple accounts

[humble fable]

yes it should, but haven't tried it in a few weeks.

[dusky kettle]

Yeah. Might be that timeout disconnect we get when transferring

[compact shore]

I mean ark call that tlc so yeah

It 5050 you can get remodel or not

[slate oak]

Carno is fine it just needs a bigger HP pool

[dense knot]

your friend can look at server logs and see why you keep disconnecting.

[compact shore]

What is mantis main thing then

[shy robin]

i tried earlier and it didnt really seem to give more than normal so idk

[shrewd rover]

ill try and check that

[fallen narwhal]

Anyone else having an issue popping eggs in water incubator?

[limpid stratus]

I got a question im playing a server that doesnt burn any gas but i cant craft electric items such as wires so how am i meant to power something like an incubator

[slate oak]

Same HP as Rex and a carno is crazy good , like a mini carcha

[glad zodiac]

being multi-use, it can do everything, if it can do everything (mainly harvesting) than nothing is its main purpose, not even harvesting

[compact shore]

They can hold tools that there main thing, so can knock out creature also there main thing can do

[red glade]

More than just bleed

[dense knot]

They can surprise pounce and scare the shiz out of you.

[slate oak]

Scorpion would be your ko Dino its just no one breeds them to top stat

[royal rock]

Am I the only one that thinks reps should have an auto craft option?

[limpid stratus]

I got a question im playing a server that doesnt burn any gas but i cant craft electric items such as wires so how am i meant to power something like an incubator?

[terse crag]

Are you playing ASE? In ASA power is aoe and wireless

[royal rock]

Gens are a radius thing now

[limpid stratus]

Ase and the server doesnt let me craft a gen

[severe crest]

Just happy Quetz going to be getting the love it needs.. The nostalgia on that bird is real.. it deserves it..

[humble fable]

on asa?

[limpid stratus]

Ase

[royal rock]

No clue on that one

[slate oak]

Like trying to find top gigantopysticus even tho they are a survivors best friend around the base. Everyone just goes for the new and forgets the niche skills some og Dino's have

[runic copper]

Step 1 is getting asa.

[limpid stratus]

I have asa just like the old one more

[fallen narwhal]

Anyone else having an issue popping eggs in water incubator?

[tame drum]

lets goooooooooo

[slate oak]

Might be to small of a area to fit said Dino

[unique vessel]

im desperate to fix my ark survival ascended how do i get it fixed the game.ini

[tame drum]

spider spider spider spider spider

[umbral willow]

Old and nearsighted 😂

[runic copper]

Had the issue just pickup and replace it till it works.

[fallen narwhal]

I’ve popped mosas in the same area and these are anglers

[dense knot]

Splain again

[fallen narwhal]

Ok thank you

[kindred plover]

Idk if it’s me or the server I play on but anyone else having trouble taking the ark additions Dino’s? Mainly been trying get deinotheriums and some cera’s but they aren’t acting very right (deino isn’t detecting my beer and cera isn’t getting drunk despite tainting my Dino)

[slate oak]

And make sure it's the right type of incubator some eggs look like embryos

[fallen narwhal]

For sure thank you

[gloomy sand]

[wooden shadow]

when is gen1 coming out?

[unique hazel]

still curious on lots of the new tlc tbh like will the venon bite actually do good torpor unlike scorpion and what type of web lines it'll do

[unique hazel]

told june expect july

[unique vessel]

what ?

[dense knot]

What are you trying to fix?

[wooden shadow]

wasnt it planned to come out next month?

[unique hazel]

no?

[fallen yoke]

Q2

[unique hazel]

said Q2 which could be april may or june

[terse crag]

Q2, could be april-june

[unique hazel]

but yeah anyone think the araneo venon bite gonna do actual torpor like say troodons or so?

[fallen yoke]

it was Q1 but that was like a year ago or whenever that roadmap was been Q2 for months

[violet kindle]

does the megalosaurus in ASE still try to prioritize the grab attack or can it just attack "normally" now

[fallen yoke]

usually dino tranqs aren't very useful.

[open dove]

Offical or private?

[unique hazel]

i mean tbf TD's ranged one sucks but it's at least ranged and good as assist thing but yeah

[fallen yoke]

TD?

[unique hazel]

the torpor bite and the web line are what wonder on

thorny dragon

[fallen yoke]

never heard anybody call thorny that.

[gloomy widget]

Why Araneo tlc before quetzal and giga?

[fallen yoke]

didn't araneo win first?

[unique hazel]

cause araneo easier to add stuff too?

[fallen yoke]

I honestly don't remember lol

[gloomy sand]

prob bc resource management

[frozen violet]

It was ranked, araneo won first place

[gloomy widget]

Hopefully the tlc after araneo is giga that has better control and bleeding effect. Would make it compete more with carcha

Or I think bleed won’t be much use in giga since it already deals a lot of damage

[snow lily]

Quetzal is likely next because it won second during the vote

[uneven pecan]

it should never been voted…

[snow lily]

Giga was third

[gloomy sand]

why ?

[uneven pecan]

giga tlc will be SHIT cause we got paleo ark mod wich gives us the great evo giga.

[cinder goblet]

Chuck Norris doesn’t step to the beat, the beat steps to Chuck Norris

[unique hazel]

deserves it more then the theri does 🙄

[fallen yoke]

yeah, araneo was first. thats why its first lol

[gloomy widget]

Make it able to rotate like pteranodon

[gloomy sand]

mods =/= basegame. Not compareable.

[echo trench]

Should be more hp slower than carch has a heal similar but also a strafe side to side movement now that would be perfectly balanced

[dusky kettle]

I think you did that one all ready 😂

[fallen yoke]

says one of the mod authors that got stuff into base game

[gloomy sand]

thats skill

[gloomy widget]

Or make it heal from every corpse it consume.

[cinder goblet]

Yea, well 95% of the people here went on then. But of course your a lurking to catch my repeat lol

[gloomy sand]

but tbf i only add maps haha.

[cinder python]

@placid hare Spooder

[fallen yoke]

true. others have gotten dinos and items tho.

[dusky kettle]

I wont call you out next time. Proceed 🤣

[fallen yoke]

well, structures. S+ and tek bunker.

[gloomy sand]

shhhhhhhhhhh.

[cinder goblet]

Haahaha😂 you prob will

[gloomy sand]

oh you mean that, nvm haha

[unique hazel]

only thing i added to the game was my presence and you're all welcome 😎

[echo trench]

Shouldn't of come first thoe no ones gonna use just like no one uses quetz YouTubers did that give it a month no one will bother with anything other than giga and theri and maybe megalo

[fallen yoke]

I don't know the future stuff 😂 I'm just a mod. nekatus thinking I'm gonna spoil stuff I don't know

[grave ferry]

From same example that was added as a QOL around a couple years after its release. So it definitely is possible even if only minor addition but 10-11 years down the line and still nothing even though its been asked for many times throughout the years to me its more of won't than can't unfortunately

[red glade]

[unique hazel]

people already over rely on theri as is anyway

[gloomy sand]

There would be MUCH to spoil

SO MUCH

[gloomy sand]

[polar basin]

araneo makes sense honestly

useless ass spider rn

you know what else should have been voted?

bronto and archaopteryx, fight me

[cinder goblet]

I even scrolled up some to see if you were talking before I brought that one back.

[fallen yoke]

archao is basically a worse sino.

[unique hazel]

btw anyone think the new tlc web line thing gonna be grapple hook style of zipline?

[polar basin]

exactly

[gloomy sand]

i was reading araneo and i was like.. what ??

[polar basin]

and its not even a shoulder pet

[unique hazel]

bronto or diplo coulda replaced theri tbh

[uneven pecan]

we getting evo bronto mod in a few weeks no need for bronto tlc crap cause it would still be shit.

[fallen yoke]

it does get sap tho

[fallen yoke]

because it was before them lol

[unique hazel]

not everyone wants to use mods for it tho?

[urban cedar]

araneo such a little guy

[dusky kettle]

You did not 🤣 tbf the restarts have kinda thrownnoff my in game momentum so im just lurking.

[echo trench]

Well ye it needs some type of health regen that is comparable to carch for osds etc at the very least but definitely needs a mobility tweak aswel

[unique hazel]

so does sticking taps in tree's 😅

[polar basin]

yeah but it was also before the whole game was remade

wildcard remade the entire game and still did my boi archa dirty

[gloomy sand]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hi-lucas-the-spider

[fallen yoke]

yeah, but you can't use those in a true nomad (no structures) run

[cinder goblet]

I haven’t turned the game on yet, I seen too many Friday’s on here to not know what was coming

[urban cedar]

this is who other tribes are harming when they raid my base with my araneo

[unique hazel]

can if feed em to helio to grind em down

[dusky kettle]

I have a boss fight tonight so just chillin til then i suppose.

[fallen yoke]

wait, its not even true. dimorphs were in the game for over a year 😂

[polar basin]

I wonder if the araneo tlc wil give it a jump

ziplines and rappeling is already pretty cool, but it being able to jump would also be neat

[uneven pecan]

wich boss?

[cinder goblet]

Bring the power of Chuck to battle

[dusky kettle]

Umm think overseer tonite.

[echo trench]

Dunno theri is good already probs didn't need the tlc as it's already technically the highest dps bosser in the game if you don't count bleed a model upgrade is needed thoe

[uneven pecan]

ahh an easy battle.

[urban cedar]

lmao why are fantastic beasts 67% off

[unique hazel]

that's the point

[fallen yoke]

helio is a dino so yeah just no structures. true nomad also means no platform saddles. only fake nomads use those

[unique hazel]

theri got in cause someone donated to it as joke and snowballed from there

[dusky kettle]

Let me get limbrred up and do it nekkid. Nekkid overseer run.. lesss gooo 🤣

[polar basin]

I wonder if dragontopia will get a fantastic tame

[urban cedar]

each dragon

[dusky kettle]

They are all easy except alpha lc

[cinder goblet]

Nekked round house kicks ftw!

[uneven pecan]

lc bosses are a joke on alpha difficulty…

[urban cedar]

i need what ur smoking

[still bloom]

I would pay to see this 🤣🤣🤣

[open badger]

Been playing ark for ages so am wondering why they haven't added an "overseer" trophy and flag

[still bloom]

That's all natural babyyyyyyy

[cinder goblet]

As this night comes
To end, everyone remember
Chuck Norris didn’t walk on water, the water was just afraid of him.

[fluid nest]

LETS GO! WOOOO

[urban cedar]

I fink Ark needs more achievements

[echo trench]

Ye it's also my point i know theri is goated for bossing I'm just saying that no one will touch either araneo or quetz after a month or so. Them 2 where a waste pretty useless tames atleast giga and theri are used... giga needed a tlc to compete but theri didn't maybe just a cosmetic update but I think as a community we fumbled the bag with the creatures that where chosen only giga really deserved it. But on the bright side we raised so much for charity

[unique hazel]

i dunno

[icy lance]

[unique hazel]

depends on what the araneo webbing can stop

[cinder goblet]

It Can’t stop Chuck Norris

[urban cedar]

Cus there’s The Center achievements, but like an achievement for finding the torture dungeon in Ragnarok or smthn idk, or beating Rockwell Alpha

[still bloom]

[echo trench]

It's gonna be irrelevant i wouldn't hold out hopes for it

[flat blade]

Anyone seeing astraeos issues post this patch, server not starting

[still bloom]

My neigbor just gave me a 79 black and 5 cyan tek giga WHOOOOOOO

[tranquil cairn]

Can't imprint my own dinos wtf?

[echo trench]

I have max tek gigas solid 79 but they ugly I prefer regulars rn and so will everyone else when tlc releases that's the problem with ark I can predict a market rise in tek for regular gigas doubling atleast

[dusky kettle]

Why?

[uneven pecan]

use this, cheat setimprintquality 1

[unique hazel]

could say that about basically anything but the basic boss killers at this point anyway

[uneven pecan]

or 2 or 5 to make dinos more better

[dusky kettle]

The tek giga will most likely also get tlc.

[echo trench]

New model will be more appreciated by the breeders then a metal one I mean take rex for example after tlc the normal rex looks great the tek rex looks dreadful yes it also got a model update but it just looks tired and old

[dusky kettle]

I still prefer tek. So idk.

[plain creek]

THE TLCCCCCC

[drifting arrow]

gloon.

[plain creek]

YEAAAAHHHH

[dusky kettle]

I have both so not actually concerned. I think giga getting a tlc is dumb but least the kids got lots of money.

[echo trench]

Opinions are great if you like tek fair play i prefer it to look more realistic

[still bloom]

My neighbor knows I collect that color combo. We are trading for fun and because we are friends. 🤣

[dusky kettle]

Oh. So you are actually a purist and that is your legitimate isdue with it all

[fluid nest]

What would a good tlc be then

[dusky kettle]

Not giga. People just wanted giga cuz they were hoping for evo giga.

[echo trench]

I guess I never liked the whole tek creature thing the models should be moving element if they want it to be more accurate is all

[dusky kettle]

Ask someone else. Idk.

[finite robin]

is there a main server for evolved ?

[fluid nest]

Meanwhile I prefer the tek. Robo dinos are AWESOME

[still bloom]

[dusky kettle]

Its an ark.. with tek, ele, corrupted creatures.... i mean they actually do fit.

[fluid nest]

Nope. Only player run ones

[wise ore]

Araneo TLC, lets fuckin go! Not sure if it can climb walls though

[finite robin]

do yk if there a pokeark one ?

[dusky kettle]

You just want more displays of the wiring and that just doesnt work.

[fluid nest]

Gonna have to search for that my brother. Most ppl here play ASA

[echo trench]

Tek usually implies element infused etc not just grimlock in his rex form

[unique hazel]

nope

[dense knot]

Do you guys smell that?

[wise ore]

Poo?

[fluid nest]

Burnt toast?

[unique hazel]

it ccan do weblines and rappel so basically zipline and grapple web combo?

[compact shore]

What dino win second for tlc anyone remember

[dense knot]

Smells like tainted bacon..

[dusky kettle]

Its a robot. Like our tek suit. You dont see ele running through our suits either.

[wise ore]

so it can repel but it cant climb walls?

[still bloom]

[plain creek]

So the spider silk is replacement pelt instead of replacement silk

[unique hazel]

looks like it :/

[unique hazel]

which means can get silk on non scorched maps etc

[fluid nest]

Can I have what he's smelling

[wise ore]

Wow thats dumb.

[uneven pecan]

its wc.. ofocurse they cant make any dino good.

[wise ore]

Cue the “wow this is useless” meme

[echo trench]

Why do tek creatures require food etc shouldn't they require oil gasoline etc it's just a lazy thing they popped in one day let's be honest

[wise ore]

Well, time to go download a bloodstalker mod or just download the jumping spider mod.

[plain creek]

No you missed what I was saying. The dossier says the spider silk can be used as an insulator in warm weather clothing

[open badger]

yeah more map specific and a boss trophy/artifact like what the overseer had in ASE

[dense knot]

Don't most maps have silk flowers?

[gloomy widget]

Do I only use a chainsaw and autumn drakeling when farming a hp ovis?

[plain creek]

Like whaddya mean warm weather, it’s just regular silk

[wise ore]

makes zero sense

[plain creek]

Wait, I might be stupid

[dusky kettle]

Look. Everyone has preferences. I like the tek. In fact my fave dino in game is tek stego. Dont be knocking my stuff. I dont knock your faves. You are entitled to opinions but doesnt mean you have to hate on others.

[still bloom]

I was gonna make a joke but I've given snow enough headaches today I'm going to be good for the rest of the night

[unique hazel]

dunno if island ab or center do

[plain creek]

Warm weather clothing not warm clothing

[dense knot]

HMMM well skill tree if they don't. 😄

[unique hazel]

honestly we'd need to see but yeah

[fluid nest]

Dm it 😬

[plain creek]

Insulator is a weird term

[dense knot]

TO THE OTHER discord

i wanna know xD

[slate oak]

Giga needs bigger stam pool, or stam per kill ... Carno needs bigger HP to keep up with the new high HP of most Dino's ... Bronto needs a movement buff to be competitive with other big Dino's, for additional Dino's ... tek compy needs to be a thing in official , carcha is perfect don't change a thing just bring out the smaller cousin from Australia, thylacine would be nice so it's not forgotten to time. Tasmanian devil could use some love they won't be around for much longer, make it a DLC and a portion goes to charity for them to help fix the tumours they grow on their face , industrial freezer needs to be a thing and could be promoted as the first item sold as DLC by itself for hardcore breeders and ark enthusiasts

[fluid nest]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT the other dc

[dense knot]

WHAT OTHER DISCORD?

[frigid quarry]

Anybody else having problems getting logged in

[unique hazel]

tbh dunno if the araneo gonna make a good ridden dino or mainly as threat from wilds

[fluid nest]

EXACTLY

[thin moon]

fix ur crap wild card unknown error everytime i try to go to astreaos

[dusky kettle]

Move along yall

[echo trench]

You are right it's subjective and opinion based my fave Dino is probably the bloodstalker,reaper,magmasuar, reg giga etc. I don't really like the model of tek creatures you do and that's fine there's no hate here bud

[neon dove]

God i hate love this game

[unique hazel]

just so many questions about spider tlc and only time will tell :/

[dusky kettle]

Dont we all.

[unique hazel]

eh

[plain creek]

Selling an exclusive structure item in a dlc would probably go sooooooo badly for wildcard. They make it pay to win in addition to Bob’s tall tales

[dense knot]

yeah i have this game too

[neon dove]

I can't even play Ragnarok or Valguero without it crashing

[plain creek]

You clearly haven’t played on Astraeos either

[dusky kettle]

Yeah. Ive been thete done that. My sympathies.

[frigid quarry]

@neon dove that's every map

[slate oak]

Idk i would buy it without question

[unique hazel]

not for me

only astraeos

[unique vessel]

does anyone know how to override the cap 10x on single player on ark survival ascended and increase the crafting skill %

[neon dove]

I dont have that map

[still bloom]

I blinded poor Hales 😭

[still bloom]

Gpa bobby!!!! I was just on LC no problems ://

ALSO those emojis omg amazing squirtle i love

[neon dove]

Not for me, just Valguero and Ragnarok

[gilded robin]

ummm is ESO down again ?

[frigid quarry]

Astraeos I can't even log in

[opaque geyser]

I can’t get in

[plain creek]

But not everyone would. Yes it’s a good idea, but selling breeding DLCs with structures separate from the dlc with the embryo incubator and gene equipment would catch astronomical levels of hate.

[dense knot]

Bahahahh i laughed too hard

[half steeple]

does it matter when elixir is used? should it be used before taming hits 70%, or will it apply the effectiveness before it applies the taming??

[dusky kettle]

I hope not. I got a boss fight. Guess ill find out 🤣

[opaque geyser]

Now it let me in

[dense knot]

NO

No shoes, no shirt, no service

[neon dove]

I have the same issue wity Valguero and Ragnarok

[gloomy sand]

[cinder python]

I’m not quite sure what you’re asking but elixir is fine to use at anytime

[slate oak]

Better then the skins for a animated series I can't even seem to find it to watch lol

[mortal flint]

man ive been just watching this conversation for like ten minutes

[frigid quarry]

@dense knot so your saying if I have no pants on I still get served lol

[mortal flint]

i love this games community

[cinder python]

Paramount+ I believe

[neon dove]

Yes

[plain creek]

That’s different, because it’s selling cosmetics that don’t change the fundamentals of the game. More of a there if you want it.

[dense knot]

Only if you have a shirt and shoes.

[mental portal]

my god i just got aimbotted on a abb flying my gasbag around what is this game anymore smh

[slate oak]

It's more so we don't need 20 fridges of meat 👍 and would apply to everyone because we all need meat to feed Dino's one way or another

[mortal flint]

bru

[plain creek]

Fantastic tames we allow because they are broken and not that expensive

[dense knot]

Same.. my poor dinos want attention but i just can't stop looking

[last cipher]

Just wish they had a bundle for them

[median ingot]

Login Failure, anyone too?

[still bloom]

the bird, bird watching

[frigid quarry]

@median ingot yep

[mortal flint]

alwas waching

[dense knot]

sounds like a failure to login.. jk

[dusky cairn]

wish they made it so if u dc in the LC boss you do not go back to the obilisk

[plain creek]

Yeah, and it’s a great idea. But it would be best to keep something like that in the Bob’s Tall Tales dlc

[little fractal]

Yep me too

[mortal flint]

😂

[plain creek]

Yeah. Although the spring sale for steam has prices crazy low

[dense knot]

On a serious note.. mine did that a few times and I just waited some minutes. Tried again.

[plain creek]

Like a Dollar fifty for a fantastic tame

[slate oak]

The fundamentals of the game changed when the pyro and dreadmare came out, now it's basically anything goes, apparently we getting spaceships at some point lol a freezer is the last thing to break the balance

[still bloom]

Same, I usually close my game and restart my whole Xbox sometimes a few times in a row and keep trying until I get in xD

[deft briar]

so thats the araneo tlc ?

[digital saddle]

is there a workaround for getting stuck in download when i transfer ?

[mortal flint]

random question what is everyones fav map

[golden sparrow]

Create level 1 char and upload it

[dusky kettle]

Not gonna lie. Idctake a spaceship and crash into EVERYONE 😈

[mortal flint]

mine is LC i think

but rag is pretty great

[unreal zodiac]

can i join somebody on ASA rn

[undone atlas]

“You must be signed in to play online” happening for everyone too?

[hollow elbow]

Im getting it too on ps5

[dusky kettle]

Greattttttt

[digital saddle]

nahhh that i wouldnt do

[undone atlas]

Yup, same

[vapid jasper]

waited a few mins and was able to get through

[eternal furnace]

I usually click another bed, that allows me to leave the server then just rejoin and download char

[mortal flint]

it fine on steam i think

[undone atlas]

Nvm, just wait couple min

[undone atlas]

Yup just gotta wait couple min

[deft briar]

i thought we would get a design change asw with the tlc or am i just missing smth

[still bloom]

I love the island bc nostalgia but other maps are sooooo much better for farming/taming 😭

[plain creek]

It’s not the balance of the game. It’s selling a structure as a new dlc that you have to pay for. That would garner some real world hate and greed accusations that I would honestly agree with. Fantastic tames are different because they are unique creatures, but Bob’s exists more as a way to streamline already existing mechanics.

[golden sparrow]

Then get stuck ig

[umbral slate]

says im not online to play? wierd

[mortal flint]

the island hit diff

[digital saddle]

yea but even if i leave then it takes roughly 5 minutes until i can enter

[digital saddle]

should i create endless level 1's `?

[dusky cairn]

you think they will stop the fact u go bk to the obi when u dc in the lc boss?

[plain creek]

Benny from the Lego movie

[mortal flint]

wdym

[plain creek]

SPACESHIP

[pine cedar]

yup, looks like eos is down again

[dusky kettle]

Not seen it.

[golden sparrow]

You get kicked from server when trying to download?

[plain creek]

visibly offended

[still bloom]

🍿

[digital saddle]

you said make a new character and upload it, then i have tons of level 1 chars

[last cipher]

SPACE SHIP

[mortal flint]

oh

[plain creek]

I think it’s free with ads on YouTube if you don’t mind ads every 8 minutes

[dense knot]

The only way around is to go to the main screen, wait however long it takes and retry

[shrewd mist]

Bro I just lost my veilwyn right after putting my good bps in it logged off came back and its gone no death logs nothing saying wtf happened

[digital saddle]

no i transfer, choose a bed and download survivor and then it takes roughly 15 minutes until im in, i have this and many of my friends since the update 3 weeks ago

[mortal flint]

bbbbut fur real random question what is everyones fav map

[golden sparrow]

I have the same. I also had another issue where i couldnt download at all for that the level 1 fixed it

[digital saddle]

mhhhh

[slate oak]

Wc gotta make money somehow, if there was a ark plus I'd buy if it was worth it like double carry weight or something and im a peasant that lives week to week ... Most games get fed by subscriptions but they probably use ads to cover their wages and that's probably not that high considering they had to sell us LC 6months before it was ready

[cunning palm]

Is anyone else having trouble connecting to Astraeos? PlayStation

[shrewd mist]

are support tickets closed down?

[mortal flint]

how are the fantastic tames i don't have them but might get then should i8 ?

[wicked hamlet]

i can't connect to any... keeps saying i'm not logged in

[mortal flint]

*i

[analog cipher]

ark offical down?

[sly pumice]

Getting no sessions

[cunning palm]

I can but not in astraeos

[dense knot]

[mortal flint]

no idea

[still bloom]

Out of genuine curiosity, how many times are you trying to login/restart console/etc before coming to chat? Genuinely curious

[analog cipher]

same

[still bloom]

I want this power 😭

[dusky kettle]

That is a bug that wc seriously needs to fix.

[boreal sluice]

?

[mortal flint]

wc needs ot fix so many things

[plain creek]

Agree/disagree yes they need to make money but not by making more structure tlcs. Premium Mods, fantastic tames, and additional features to Bob’s (which are coming) are the way to go

[dire hornet]

I have done task manager to close steam restarted pc verified files

LOGIN FAILURE
Not Logged In

[dusky kettle]

Yeah but that one is huge tbf.

[sinful glen]

i think it's on their end

i'm getting that too

[wicked hamlet]

i have open and closed ark 23 times as of this message.... and still showing as not logged in

[charred elm]

@civic bison ark imprint broken i can't imprint him it ask says want care from me

[mortal flint]

fav ark map

[slate oak]

Want a top tier game you gotta pay the people who make it so they grow and can afford that 20 million dollar in house server managed by it's own team of gen z ultra nerds that read code like it's alphabet spaghetti

[dire hornet]

RIP lol I guess I'll touch grass again lmfao

[wicked hamlet]

i even open and closed steam

[mortal flint]

i must know

[still bloom]

Ooof i am sorry fr

[dusky kettle]

Is this a question?

[sinful glen]

and i tried to transfer off too

[mortal flint]

NEVER

[sinful glen]

ripperino

[mortal flint]

ye

[dire hornet]

haha

[quick snow]

Servers down?

[dusky kettle]

Ceystal isles and abb.

[mortal flint]

nice

[molten veldt]

another update for pve

[thin moon]

fuck you wildcard and your bs that makes it so we cant log in

[still bloom]

I miss crystal and fjodor so much

[mortal flint]

ive just never played abb for long enough to like it

[unreal yacht]

My server js crashed anyone else?

[left mortar]

yes

[still bloom]

🍿

[analog cipher]

fjordor was fye

[pastel jasper]

Crash?

[left mortar]

server gg

[eager patrol]

All down?

[analog cipher]

server dont live

[mortal flint]

are all servers down?

[gloomy sand]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-to-12

[pastel jasper]

i Guess

omg

[mortal flint]

no

[golden parcel]

Yeah, it is saying I am not signed in and won't let me back into a server of any sort unless single player

[remote valley]

so glad this happened after i was done transferring to all my servers

[mortal flint]

ark😭

[analog cipher]

fr at leats im in upload

[molten veldt]

goodnight from tel aviv

[lone schooner]

Ark having problems yet again 🤣

[golden parcel]

It just came back up for me so it might be fine now.

[analog cipher]

goodnight benjamin netanayhu

[dire hornet]

its funny that they put this for last patch
(sorry for the friday night deployment but it was important to get this out before the weekend to protect players progress)