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maybe, but u gonna need many xp points
seriously bro
Nyone know what time tommorow astreos update supposed to happen ?
about this time in the next 5 years
with low saddles, na
not time, 20h and beyond
Have they postponed the opening of the new part of the Astraeos map yet?
oh, low saddles nha, 80 or more
capped saddles min i would say is 55-60 wild points with 66 cryos levels
even then, idkkkk
woah
I forgot, they do that at the last minute, lol
I don't think that's necessary lol
I've done broodmommy with rexes that weren't mutated I think before
Can I get an invite to the Nekatus discord? Ast is my favorite ark map and I am so hyped right now!
we can't send invites here
alpha? no u havent (sp gets a 4x damage *)
45 base + 33 xp + imprint give 24.7k hp and 730 melee
there
Thanks anyway!
I don't play singleplayer
where
here
i think 30k hp and around 1k melee should be fine
enter it snow
its about that yeah, with capped saddles

with mid to good saddles
i highly doubt it would consistantly work with like 70 armor saddles
no
55 base points + 33 xp points and impr are closer to that
like i said, 55-60
no reason not to do +66 unless u saying 33 in each
i mean the yuty roar and if there is an elderclaw they would push the armor just fine to get the boss down
what dose the elderclaw do?
45 base points in health and melee isn't enough?
i didnt know they boosted armor
the totem buffs damage and armor i guess
with more adding via exp
no, thats quite low tbh
50's is high, so that's average
the damage is additive (when i checked on release) and its a small amount
its armor is for itself
bad is like 40
@remote wigeon
50 is considered avg for me
wish I were that lucky
alright whatever lol
oh wait really? so all these elderclaws i used are basically useless?
no, just damage and slowing enemies
Some rexes I got from someone else had 110 points into HP and 51 into melee
i was wrong all this time
What’s the next update or map coming?
asteros update is next
astra desert expansion
Unreal
When that be??
tommrow ish
Tommorow it seems
Wait really??
ye
5.7
the update is today for me
💀
tell me the lotto numbers rq
uhhh 77777 
Its a paid DLC tho, just FYI
Guys I keep crashing when updating mods how do I fix this
Yh I own it
Just making sure
Ye
bro is larping jon arbuckle
Larp larp larp sahur
i want to block you now
Ok block me
Can someone tell me when Gen 1 is coming out, please?

no, sahur would be ashambed on me
No 😠
Every time I switch servers I have to log in again, is anyone else having this problem?
Few more months probably
Don’t talk about triple t like that 😡😡😡
its litteraly on the main menu, but its sqedualed for q2 26
Some ppl cant read unless its spoonfed to them
Maewing lost cousin
the cooler one
Yeah but Sqedualed is difficult to read @fluid nest
Indeed
I prefer the squirrel.
lizards are cooler
I dont prefer you, sorry
Hey Roc. How goes it?
Blocking another troll. How u doin?
I got some bacon in the fridge 😉
Doing good. Obviously you’re not eating that bacon , right? 🤨
Naw, belongs to my roommate.
is evolved still worth playing on ps5
just get asa
ase is not worth it
Might as well just get ASA
No officials, but there’s some unofficial servers
I have it and its not that good optimisation is so mid
50 fps with drops at much moments
Yea im aware just wanted to know
the unreal engine 5.7 should fix this i believe
Only reason ASE is playable is because graphics cards finally surpassed it.
but honestly i play totally fine with little to no fps drops
Well i hope so because i played ASA since almost release and its just not gotten much better
Atleast its better then before thats something

*yoink


I'm still getting that "lost connection" error lol been a few days
I need it. Work is a mess
It’s walking drunk
You should clean it up 
I may fire people since hitting isn’t allowed lol
Fire and then hit them
Hmmm..... I think i hit the limit of structures in my area
Ps5 down?
On lost colonies someone left a thrall on the Boss terminal. Is there any way to get around it?
Hi! How are yall?
I’ll tell them Flaw got them fired and Luna said to hit them lol
Is the new the part of astreos still coming out
Tomorrow
any tips for finding a lost official char?
Ferret... Lost as in poof or on a server somewhere?
Server somewhere, it's been a long time since I played on official (rag launch time)
Oh boy.. Try to remember the mode and map then start joining
The old notepad method
i wish they would fix whitescreening and dcing on teleport on Extinction
do thrals work on all maps now?
Gg
"Massive OSD lootdrop adjustements" new items add? exemple cursed things?
Is there anyone online who can help remove dinosaurs off of our boss platform on our Lost Colony server?
Anyone else having trouble finding their server. I've been trying to find 5998 for 3 hours no luck. 5990 to 5999 all up but not 5998. Was wondering if anyone else having same issues
where u see that
Neks discord
i thought wc changed the drops to what they want
when the update drops (for the dev kit) ill be sure to pull it up on the wiki
Anyone having issue as soon as ypu join you dc?
@prisma jungle are you available to help remove dinosaurs off our Official server from the boss platform?
is that your puppy
no, they arent gonna do that
Just one of them haha. My dog had pups..11 of them
He did for our server
They definitely do do that lol
You can #reporting-players for obstruction of gameplay.
look adorable
They've done it for us as well
Skittle and Panda have been helping a lot with stuff like that lately
Well we know who out of the loop
real
?
Hahah ya way to many. 5 went to new homes today. So 6 left
yeah hope they enjoy new family
that’s when the ign stream starts at least, don’t know specifically when astraeos is being shown
11 is kinda too much for 1 family hahaha
At 4 hours for servers to return
And counting my grown dogs that 15 lmfao wayy to much
probably release the same time but ign get a predownload ig
Well if does drop after ign fest guess I need leave work lil early
you do have too many dogs lol
Hi does anyone know when the arkpoc serv are wiping?
march 6th
How do you know?
Nope, never enough pets
Can my astraeos server come back already
Posted in pins on this channel
Ok thx
Guys why is astraeos update isnt live its 3 am
I wait since 15 hour
they’re likely just sent a trailer and info, doubt wildcard is letting ign play lol
Guys if I go to sleep willone of you beautiful people feed my wyverns please 🙏
i want to see IGN play, just to see what sort of unhinged did-a-real-person-write-this? slop they come up with about this promising new action RPG
It's marketing to get people to buy the map ark is having a big sale so trying to get new players to by 75% and buy the asteros map is the plan to help generate money for WC
servers keep going down LC needs to be 80 percent off
could just show new thing in trailer, we’ll see
Ya maybe
Our hasn't crashed in weeks
I kno he said it isn't somrthing else from atlas***
Wait whats that IGN thing, when is it and how do i watch it ? Thanks.
WC 🤑🤑🤑 tomorrow probably to help the stock get above the $1
That’s cause you already defeated the white walkers jeez we all can’t be Jon snow
@red citrus ours has been down on official 3 times since the transfer opened
so around what time do you guys think the new area of Ast will drop tomorrow?
stocks are entirely based on vibes, so that would require snail to actually do something themselves
3pm central or later
Only 3 times over 2 months is good
Oh so its tomorrow in like 16 hours ? right ?
That’s it I challenge you to a duel I chose a sword and give you a stick
Yeah but when they have a big sale or push for people to buy something they stock usually goes up take look at it
IGN livestream starts at <t:1772042400:F> (<t:1772042400:R>)
Okay yeah so my time convertion was good ty
Stocks are overrated.
that is not typically how stock works, doubtful
We coudl expect a gen1 trailer right ? Or at least new SOTF ?
doubt sence says astra
Who buys wildcard stocks if we don’t even get super cool privileges
only thing mentioned for ark was astraeos reveals
do not expect gen1 trailer lmao
Snail get taken off market if they can't stay above $1 and they got ffew months to do It recently it was crashing but it on a slow rise
setting urself up for disapotment
Snail stock
Astraeos reveals ? Whats is there more to reveal ? Lol
Snail stock yuck
the desert update?
If we dont dream whats the point of living
That's bad why?
If they go under there goes wildcard unless snail actually sell It but I doubt it
It's not a reveal, we already have almsot everything we need to know xd
Snail won't sell wildcard probably
I’m just say we all can’t have a single person duping fiber on our servers at the same time
As much as y'all hate snail y'all need them to have success
stock prices are not actually tied to how well a company is doing or how much money they have. vaguely related, sometimes
i need my fiber man
not that snail is doing particularly well, but they dont magically cease to exist if their stock goes too low
we don’t know yet, that’s why it’s a reveal 😛
We readyyy
I knew you were suspicious
I don't need them to have success. Only reason they are relevant to me is because I play a game made by a company of theirs sometimes
Is Fjordur better than Genesis 1 ?
no
give me them new drop tables man, i dont wanna wait for dev kit update 💀
If it did they would have disappeared in 2024

Yeah snail has ways to raise the stock but usually it cost them this way it for them to raise it without losing so much
Thanks for the answer
Can you adopt me and then whisper it in my ear as u tuck me into bed
wiki dont even have the current, so 💀
rip
is current not 1:1 with ext?
no
That’s were they put me last time
ooo Gloon reference somewhat.
wc dosent decide what they are for release?
?
is it still true that ASE with preaquatic version is more stable than the latest one?
dose wildcard not change them for thier own choice of whats "balanced"?
Cant wait to see what you do with fjordur this time 😉
nah I work on them with their feedback.
icic
fjordur is so far away, dont even think about it
ARK³
I miss crystal isles fr
interesting
#general message
I'm glad you agree with me Nekatus !
Was a good pretty map
both is great
Im looking for active discord servers with alot of trades
Oh i know. But still looking forward to what you do with it none the less
😢
Guys please tell lama to stop being a Llama
Needed more caves but other then that good map
has the Lost Colony ascension been fixed yet
Hey — thanks for taking a look.
Running ASA on Astraeos (WP). Alfa / Super Spyglass worked on this map previously, but now we’re getting:
“Spawn not allowed on this map.”
Details:
Mod installs and mounts correctly.
Other mods function normally.
Server-side issue (not client/console).
Migrated from Nitrado to self-host.
Verified load order, reinstalled mods, cleared caches.
Entered the recommended INI settings from your documentation.
Still blocked.
Feels like a map-level / WP restriction or registration issue.
Is there anything in Super Spyglass that checks map name, world partition flags, or cook compatibility that could trigger this on Astraeos?
Lost island but I'm sure a lot caves are gonna get butchered
Should be people doing 24 hour runs of alpha
I'm seriously wondering what could u give more to Astraeos during this update ?
I mean we have everything now, new miniboss, new third (last?) boss, big desert area, new caves, new dinos, like theres everything already xd
about damn time
is the Ice titan still broken?
Lost island was fun just smack in the middle of 2 really good maps
Same one beat pvp times I had was on lost island
Where oh where is my lama my terrible terrible lama
- Two new bossfights: Hydra & Manticore ⚔️
- One new miniboss 🐮
- One new massive landmass - Pyranthos - half as big as Valguero 🏜️
- ~20 new caves 🪨
- A new creature - The Grand Tortugar 🐢
- Full lighting & weather overhaul 🌅
- Full combat music overhaul 🎵
- Skeleton Enemys in the dunes 💀
- Scorpion King & Queen in the dunes 🦂
- 6 beloved dinos from other maps found their way to Astraeos

- Most of the Scorched Earth creatures 🐦🔥
- Massive OSD lootdrop adjustements 🪙
- A new ... Oh can't tell you yet ⁉️
- Tons of map fixes including meshholes

- Massive client performance improvements

- AND MORE.... 🔥
What can't you tell us yet
that's huge
do you ever makes spots on maps just for yourself, to build in

Or you could just bring give me magmasauors
actually not, no. I look for my place like everyone else on the map
he can't reveal that ARK³ is going to be implemented into Astraeos' final bossfight
Did Garuga make turtle boy?
phinox yes or no
respectable
Thats what i'm saying, how can you do more than this xD ?
You giving us Genesis 1 too ?
Kinda shows it
Atlas reused asset
Any1 wanna join a battle
Its from atlas but improved by many people
Mmm caves
Ahh. Never stepped foot in Atlas.
it was great
Look by were shows se dino
You saved money it was super horrible nothing worked
Does the scorpion king drop nameless venom or something similar
No phoenix comes to ast

🤷♀️ emojis =/= confirmation
it ran quite fine on PC for me, had a lot of fun with friends
Shows s phoniex
oh fuck yes hahah
ty captain obvious, ur the only person that can see that 🙄
Shhhhhh my tribe mate will hear you
afaik he doesnt do any story map work
yeah its a joke bro xD
I mean y would it show if wasn't coming lol
I can see it too
He just added an astral Phoenix to troll people
lol
astral giga when?
Astral Thanatos when
Astral Astral when
thoughts?
itd be nice if astral dinos dermis' didnt just revert to the regular model / colour
Astral gear 👀
Astral hydra
dermises are a whole fucking issue on thier own
I take good care of my dermis idk what you talking bout
im going to steal it, and leather face you
guys do we think ark 2 is just gonna be ported over ASA with a different story
Oooooooo you want to steal my dermis that’s a compliment if I ever heard one
incoming Ark 2 doesn't exist jokes
it is
ill dermis tool you
🥰
If it does exist, and assuming it gets finished, no.
only if you stop reporting my fiber duping tho
I promise double pinky swear
I wouldn't be surprised honestly. I reckon there will be a lot of ported assets in ARK 2
i dont think it well ever release
Assets, maybe. Assets do not a game make.
que
Don’t worry I got you
why do you know my occupation what are you, a fed?
Well I would not say your wearing blue shorts or anything
gifs arent allowed😔 this is a PRISON
"bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-"
It’s ok you have soup
nice try pig
mmmnnh soop
chat is being odd again
Listen but if you had been wearing shorts
again..?
Nightly routine anymore
grok, is this true?
Don’t ask my grok thats sus
why does photo mode not work on sp 😭
when astreos updata is ?
Without me !!!?
Wow that was a funny message that got removed
hey
Hi
my comedic genius was removed
we should revolt
ANARCHY
Yall know the mods can see everything you type. Even the rejected messages
and?
i do ^-^
Well the mid looking at my message is either laughing or crying both mean good things

Nooooooo bring em back
nooo ill be good (maybe)
MASTERMIND
MY what long fingers you have my dear
Listen if you bring my server back I promise to go away
Tell server dudes to delete your server got it
this is like a rich person doing a money spread infront of a homeless man
Nooo thats my server too 💀💀💀
XD
No it’s not lama
You’re all from the same sewer huh
He lying
I mean server

No I’m in your server silly
My sewer is cozy thank you very much 🫠
Don’t talk about my dads house like that
Also #server-reports
Damn alpha queen smacked the fuck out of me
🤪
That’s considered domestic violence if you live under the same roof
Thats it im calling master splinter
I told he doesn’t like being called that
Can pweeeeaaasssseee pweassssse have gif privileges
😭
I just want sewer rat privileges 🤷
@hardy iris Do you have the power to help us remove some dinos off the boss platform on our Official Lost Colony server? Lol
What if promise to only use lamas in the gifs
No but the server dudes do help with this from time to time if they’re not busy/sleeping
Why do you let them sleep
I put them to sleep, they stay up too late and don’t rest especially panda OMG
Oh cool cool, then I'll check back in, in a couple of hours haha
Panda does it because of all the love he has for us that’s why he has so much adoration
This week isn't it?
YES
Remember Panda we love you and you should totally steal lamas stuff
Haha if you see panda or skittle in chat ask them, or send them a dm with your server number and location etc
All info in one message if you go the dm way 😆

You can also dm me I can’t help you but I need friends
I didn't think about the DM way! Thanks for the info, I'll give them a shout!
You need a lot more than friends buddy
This stuff was worked for in the sewers
Maybe a psychologist XD 
What you mean friends are all we all need
So about those gif privmilidgez what a guy gotta do
Be a mod
Be everything you are not
Listen I worked hard to be all this
It doesnt show
Listen ok what if I promise not to feed the lama anymore
Just like my server status right now 😭😭😭
We went to feed llamas
And probably your #server-reports
Shshhhh lama I’m almost to gif privileges
Hey i already gave them the most throughly put report🫠
No one cares about the server rn
“Fix my Astro server”
You own a zoo
Planet zoo is great
They probably will in like 2 hours 😭
Instructions unclear. Fixes outer space.
Yes almost he asked if you could remove his water pen
And i was just gonna raise an army of cats 💀💀
How can be a pen made of water
With IMAGINATION
Well you would need to first be a pen and then become water bender
You take the water put it in a bucket , then pour water on surface bam
Yeah that’s how my bison drowned last time
Hmm. No
Maybe tho right
Drops and elements veins are not spawning on astraoes. any fix to this?
Yes sprinkle water
can anyone help me , i made a turrent wall but the roof is nothing idk if its a weakness and if it is then how do i fix it
I found My pin locked vault empty even though I’m not in any tribe. What could be the reason?
You are broke
Been happening to a lot of people
Some have solved it by transferring back-and-forth from one server to another seems to reset it
What time does astreos update release?
Never pin lock enything with items worth wile people use pin code crackers 😔 so unless its a short time dont do it
Hell ya brotha it was all for sale on game pass so I literally bought the game pass bobs tale edition on both game pass and steam for the price of one normal proce asa game thanks for the ping
Mr WC fix inventari in steam pleaseeeeeee
getting unknown error again when joining server.. anyone else getting the same
NO
I mean I get a kick outta that. Its like oh yeah let's fix it. Oh what are we fixing exactly lmao.
Is there still a CNN discord?
They spawn on mine
Already I ts not even release day yet lmao
No what
No unknown error
Im gonna cry. I have time to farm today but can't even farm becasue nothing is spawning
How long have u been looking?
It’s still not even up for me according to our server discord they think it’s do to a bunch of zeppelin being built under a decaying base to catch safes I’m not so sure
As long as you filed a ticket they’ll fix the server
Oh yeah I’m just biding my time why wyverns are either starved or still have food depending on wether it’s rolled back
Server down means time is paused
Yeah but it didn’t fully crash for a while so im not sure but I don’t think they died or anything but poor king bob got arked twice he lost stuff transferring and then he literally finally came back to astraeos and got booted over the water lol
XD thy survive awhile before dying
got pizza and dew and good novels to read so night be good
Supernatural? 
You clearly don’t know me well enough
AWHAT
When will we have new news about Gen 1?
I’d never watch knockoff smallville
When will we have new news about Gen 1?
OK now I like night agent but what you mean knock off of small bills idk what that even is
Supernatural is a knock off version of smallville
A bad copy
Where am I supposed post videos
You're a knockoff smallville. Idk what that means, but I'm running with it
Of a build I did.
Atleast I’d be a good knockoff
Supernatural is a bad
The night agent had me glued to my seat

You can post pics in #building-screenshots
It’s goood!
Ok I have no idea what was wrong with my message
wtf. I come back to this
It got deleted
Even though the main characters eyes bother me
NOPE
well you're not me so eh
"no videos"
Pics, not videos
Lmao what you got against the eyes
Lama you better not back the whole supernatural thing
😆 😭 you know
Way to many pics you know
His eyes are weird
Sorry I got excited
Found a new one!! Outgoing reliable buffer overflow. Thats the transfer issue.
Harder to mod and pay attention to things people slip into videos
It's okay I'll try taking some better pics
Yeah and I’m also 100% not watching any video sent by these bobs
Doing gods work
😆
You leave peter alone 😭😭🤣🤣
Hello.
Bruh you know exactly what I’m talking about
Even got a pic of it this time 🤣
I just wanted to show y'all the crazy nice build
The way it tries it hardest to look at the person he talking to 💀
Squeaky voice bobs running from dilos on the beach
But completely understandable
What about from me
Not a bob.
Those are the eyes of a night agent 🫡🫡🫡
Running from dodos
They have scary beaks
Watching in all directions
Lmao omg thats exactly why he the night agent
So is there isn't a chanel I can post the video haha or just redo and take pics
He worked hard for his fish eyes

Do you ever tell people please look at the channels
Why you make me spit out my juice 💀🤣
Is ark difficult to play?
Put the juice back in
does anyone know how to make night time shorter in single player world?
I want a white dragon lol
Im dead i cant 😭😭🤣
Bro gives me tobey maguire vibes when he sees someone recording him 🤣
😆 omg
Lmao they definitely need a collaboration show🤣
Collaborate their eyeballs
Noooooo lmao
Lmao not the fish eyes 💀💀
anyone know if aureliax work on other maps? I know thralls can be transferred but won't throw out from cryo
You have officially made my day lmao
Yeah, it's just the thralls
It's a Gloonfish!!!
Hey lama I used that one earlier
@nocturne willow cool, thanks
Well I’m calling it I’ll just pray the server is up in the mornin
Easy clear
Do you guys recommend me building a small base in Asteros tomorrow as soon as the new update comes? Currently I’m planning to switch from extinction to Asteros but I’m waiting for the update so I can have a nice base location
Peters eyes will now haunt me 🤣🤣
Rush to land claim a spot
It bothers me more than it should 😆
Only to find pillars everywhere from tribes that lives 7000 meters away
Lmao i can already see it everytime you see his eyes bam the disgust in your face 🤣🤣
He’s also super whiney
XD
Setup shop on one then and have stuff ready to go asap lol. Or be ready to transfer to one
Don’t whine at me with them eyes
The most whiney character ive saw is deb from Dexter omg i hated her 💀
I keep forgetting if he’s like super ba or just a baby
Then he does some night agent shit and I’m like oh ok
It’s like watching SpongeBob in an action thriller
Lol i do see him whining alot then bam some night agent action
But he is not ready 🤣🤣
So there’s a single mom now unemployed who’s mad at you 
Yess then it’s like why didn’t you do that shit before ?!?
Rip
Bros trying to build the tension 🤣🤣
He’s currently being drowned
How much is her severance?
Gift certificate to Tim’s
Ooo and he just used a seatbelt and the random strength he found to escape
DAMN
Lmao this is distracting me from reanimal and its making me laugh too much 💀💀🤣
Omg he did a dramatic cough after he surfaced the land
😭
You just killed a dude underwater with a seatbelt
Can we not dramatic cough like the water gonna kill you
Watch him do the most dramatic run after bad guys 🤣🤣
Expected release time for tomorrow ?
Prob later in the day but no time given
Later than 5 pm pacific standard?
We don't know
When is the ign show going to be hosted
Keep an eye on #announcements for updates
Is the sever down
When Ford Door ?
For you? Never
It’ll be at 10 am my time
Bacon did you change the font in your name?
I said I had hope for the map 2026-2027 and Nek toes laughed at me
If they release it right after then I’m screwed lol gonna be stuck at work like all other releases lol
Yes. Last week or 2 weeks ago
Bruh is always in need its hilarious 🤣🤣
It was not
It was whenever they announced it
😭 until he’s about to die then he’s like Rambo for two and a half seconds
I swear it didnt look like that this morning.
Hello
His eyes focus when he’s in Rambo mode
Maybe you didn’t notice cause you were too busy being mean to me
Anyway.... anyone seen the burbs tv show?
You see what had happened was he gained the spirit of an actual night agent for like 2 seconds lmao
Pfftt. Im never mean to you. You must be confusing me with flaw.
Right 😆 you completely forget his role in the show until those two seconds
Lies. I’m joining the boss fight on Saturday to throw carch poo at your character fyi 
Whoever hired him is like
Feel like im watching the story of a regular guy till night agent time 🤣
Then it’s over so fast and he crying
Lmao the funny thing is they kept hiring him back
“ this is your last night, agent”
😭 but actually can you be one for two more seconds next episode
Bring itttttttt 🤣
Right after he almost messed up his first job in first episode bam night agent time again lmao
can i bring my dreadnaut into the center boss fight?
I think every problem is just a string from this 😆
no lol. Waaaayyy to big
Lmao you right you right
He spends the rest of the series blaming everyone else
Who are we talking about
Oh god he just told the president “f you” 😆
Oh the state of the union address
Oh
Called the night agent
Ooooh
It's ok I don't really watch shows
Basically SpongeBob gets hired to background keep tabs on the government
Oh Interesting
Omg lmaooo
The most day night agent around
An example I watched 2 episodes of the order when I had Netflix enjoyed it and then never went back
Haha
You remember his overly dramatic stare when the phone rings 😭🤣💀
☠️ 😭 it’s a phoneeeeeeeeeeee
You killed multiple people 😭
Lmao i died everytime that phone rang
Are you excited for tomorrow
Lmaooo noooo
Lmao shhh its apart of the plot
2 fucking months I've been working up sigils and practicing queen and the one run I get to do on alpha. A rex meshes 600 meters below. I will never buy a dlc from this shit show again. Garbage ass development
In the end they reveal he’s actually a double night agent
Like his EYES
😭
I was flabbergasted when that happened
Lmao
Sounds like a normal day in ark
Two months do to a boss? Honestly skill issue
Can even fix mesh holes or even do a work around to fix this B's ass map , I'm seriously surprised no one has filed a class action lawsuit against this company for this garbage
Yikes
Thats exactly why he a night agent lmao
Cause it takes skill to get alpha ossi to spawn ....yeah ok
Lol
Yoooo noooo lmao
Whats up with the official servers locking up for like 5 seconds every 10 minutes? Makes flying, building, anything extremely difficult
Every 15 minutes the servers do a save
Hey otterly I heard otters on lost colony are vicious and will chew you in seconds for breathing the wrong way
They nerfed otter spawns
It’s because @feral sail is scared
Lol

That's right call him out
He nerfed spawns because he was scared
Of being gnawed by otters
Yup
Who actually gets pinged when I do this @feral sail
LMAO
That’s terrifying
The Lost King of course
I haven't been able to play lost colony what I thought was a ssd was a hdd and I bought a ssd and redownloaded ark and tried rag and it loaded perfectly and immediately I'm like yay
Yo, sup?
Make sure to turn on disable custom cosmetics download
So doing @feral sail @feral sail @feral sail @feral sail @feral sail @feral sail ain’t gonna piss off a dev that holds my life in the balance?
Piss off the bot for spam tag
It’s a bot?
I heard if you do it 10 times in a message you get a surprise
You are welcome to show me. I insist
I will thank you otterly
Lmao you bet he did
No but the King might jump through your screen
When the phone ring
Now I need an edit of the lost king doing the wolverine jump
Hi, what Time for astraeos opening?
An amount of time
When failed mission 🫠🤣
It’s hard to think of a proper threat towards a basically immortal person
Omg ☠️
6357 un admin ya que llevamos 37 tikets diferentes personas y cerrais los tiket
Some time tomorrow is all we get
You just killed me I’m done 😆
Lmao you been killed me 💀🤣
Tickets auto close on our end but go into WC q still. They only respond if they need something else from you
My mom is making dinner
Who wants burgers
For the mods to laugh at
si pero yo no quiero que respondan quiero que actuen
Lmao mission failed we will get em next time
Must summon his night agent, it’s on cooldown XD
hay una tribu llenando de zepelin el resto de bases basta que lo haga yo para que me baneen
Also you can threaten a vampire with garlic
“Yes but I don’t want…” my Spanish isn’t good
Si
Night agent stares into orbit for guidance 🫠🤣
Also #reporting-players
So make a report (don't spam tickets) and then go about your day as you can. It sucks but spamming tickets won't help. Just don't break coc yourself
have you ever seen dried garlic with the stem on? anyone should feel threatened by that
Omg that posture lmao
Is the show as bad as 24?
It’s actually really good but the main character 😭
Lol and then cook the garlic on steak and serve it
no puedo entrar a mis cajas fuertes crioneveras etz hay zepelin
Don’t be invested in him XD
perdon por hablar español esque no se ingles jejeç
Look at the shoulder length its lopsided 🤣💀
@civic bison can any info be given about antimesh borders being added to Astraeos for the next part of map release
There’s a bug #bug-reports
Might as well call him the Eye Agent
I’m sitting hunched over my phone right now with my neck about perpendicular to my torso. His posture is the least concerning
💀💀
@night swan so wildcard was not the one making astreos
It was made by the big man himself @gloomy sand
All you need to do is look at his eyes and it will tell you everything 🤣💀
Everything all at once
😭
Even while getting drowned eyes wide open 🤣🤣🤣
Omfg they WERE
Omg his ears don’t match
Yesss 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What have you DONE
Now im starting to believe whole character is just cgi 🤣🤣🤣
😭
His mouth is off center
He might be
Lmao yooo they areeee
He looks like cgi
The people that are big on symmetry are kicking themselves right now 🤣🤣
Didn’t quite get it right XD
I need even 😭
could anyone tell me whats wrong with 6018,it cant be found for at least two hours
Point of view it gets wrong
Xd
what are the odds Astraeos update gets delayed?
I wonder what the camera man was smoking 🤣🤣
EU-PVE-Astraeos6018
Offline for 2 hours ``` is kill
That would be up to Nekatus who seems pretty sure it comes out tomorrow
He was probably so distracted
😆
Which viewpoint do I angle
Watch me name my grand tortuga when i tame it peter
can someone send me a inv to the ark trading discord for console smalls lookin to get a seat for king titan
OMG stop it 😆
depends on what it is doing 🤔 like traditional mocap cgi should be near perfect, fully digital animation perfectly accurate.. meanwhile wut ai doin
How come I cant see my base skins
What’s gonna break tomorrow
We are just making fun of a Netflix series

Know what's a good Netflix series?
The night agent
Castlevania
Yup grand tortuga definitely gonna be named peter lmao
That is a likely situation
Wouldn’t be major release without a few goofy ahh bugs
Like how reforged played day cycle music for the wrong map
Like you wake up in the sky and fall to the bottom of the world
Is there something wrong with purchasing structure skin packs in ark ? Im pressing the x button to purchase but nothing happens
Ignore my subtitles 😆
sounds like its trying to save u from wasting money
instead u should send me that money for my rum supply, its running low
Lmao nooooo and im glad im not the only one that uses subtitles
Anyone know what time the update releases or just the date
Why did he roll over and close his eyes
😭
Because of the deep seated pain that requires a 90 degree body rotation
He’s about to cry here
He appears unhappy
😭
Its a variation of my boo-boo hurts and also I’m the night agent
He also might just be homelander
Lol
Ryan where is benji
Similar situation here
😂😂
Bro was putting maximum effort in his pleading lmao
Tell benji aunty otter is on the way 😆
It was the eyes for me lmao
No he’s snoozing
To snooze also!! Oh right don’t tell him haha
He jus snoring
so time to start the count timer for the update? we shoulkd be down to 17hr31m39s
Noo not yet
Don't count, just play. Time will go faster.
Is there anyway I can talk to a dev I have a odd situation
Mine has taken over too. I sent ry a picture that he may or may not post
Tickets are best
Ryannnnn
😆
POSHANKA! 🔔🔨
Is the only way to make tickets online through email?
Depends on ticket type
He’s gone apparently. One sec
for ban appeals
Click here to submit a game ban appeal.
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Okay I’m going to bed XD
Astreos update in how many hrs?
Night (agent) guys
Ryan let the escape poglin out
WAIT
The only thing he needs to balance is them eyes
easy
Is there an otter
No. Check ur DMs
looking at a alpha tek trike near this river and bruh 37k hp 😅
I thought that was a pillow
I too cannot inhabit my bed
Shaggy dogs are so cute XD
That’s her bed *
oh that reminds me forgot earlier but are the tek versions of dinos on ast?
My doggo be the short haired haha
She is. She just so happens to be sentient
Every… damn…. Night
wow, chat colors are a bit excited
Sleep on the floor
Is that a sheep
I almost had too last night
Sheeeep dog XD
That’s your ignored dm XD they tried to show you
Too early for DMs
Yes. Easier to sleep next to than the horse that predated her
Respectable
para vendernos el dlc de lujo pero los tiket al bater

Why it look like a human
Acts like a human 😆
My smaller dog will sit next to me and side eye me. I I don’t catch his hint from that, his eagle talons are pulling my arm over to him
He thinks he’s a baby 😆
He’s bigger than his mom
Who is a small horse XD
Big bubba
Just sent you my prior horse and my dog who thinks he’s human
probably still less distracting than a chicken running up your leg
That happens to me. I own a rooster
my cat was never the snuggly type more so as she got older 😅
My cat tries to groom me and rubs her face on my face. She’s supposed to be an outdoor cat. Wanna trade?
i kinda can't



