general

[tulip sleet]

erm picture in folder then dye ?

[fluid nest]

What is this witchcraft

[tulip sleet]

no this is ark

[earnest grail]

you can use an app to upload real photos and or images and convert it to a paint or flag in game

[fluid nest]

NO WAY

I gotta make my buildings look good before I get into the fancy shit

[tulip sleet]

its actually been in ase since near the very beginning lol

[wraith minnow]

bruv i thought the oasisaur took away a spay/neuter if you revive

[earnest grail]

your base base looks cool already, its not a square

[tulip sleet]

you may be revived but your balls are still gone

[wraith minnow]

maaaaaaaan

[earnest grail]

most ppl just make a square 🤣

[wraith minnow]

this bs, so i gotta clone the mfr

[earnest grail]

you also can only revive dinos one time XD

[sweet night]

No if you clone its the same

[earnest grail]

i think he just meant as a way to get more

not to breed it

gotta love ppl that trade spayed dinos 😂

[sweet night]

Did it once in pvp

[fluid nest]

No, this is Patrick - Sam

[earnest grail]

its a thing on PVP, but on PVE there is no reason to do it

[sweet night]

3 guys were walking around a mammoth and kept saying idk man its spayed

We were at it for 20 minutes 🤣

Until I was like come on dude its this much

I forgot how much it was years ago and they took it

[earnest grail]

trading is the best thing about ark

[prisma jungle]

I see nothing with your discord name unless you wrote it as "its_boogeyman"

[sweet night]

Crazy thing is they got raided after buying the thing

I was like hows the mammoth boys and they were like ah it died

[vestal phoenix]

Nuclear baby vs coughing bomb

[fluid nest]

Manny didn't have Diego to help him

[sweet night]

It happened the day after when they got raided

[earnest grail]

wait, diego is the bald guy from ark 2 right?

[sweet night]

Sarcasm right?

[tulip sleet]

i mean they both end the same

[sweet night]

Lol

[earnest grail]

no idea who Diego is lol

[sweet night]

Ice age

Sabertooth

[earnest grail]

oh, that thing lol

[sweet night]

Shame we dont have sid in ark

[earnest grail]

wasnt sid a giant sloth?

[tulip sleet]

yes

[earnest grail]

megatherium?

[tulip sleet]

dunno if that exactly

[earnest grail]

doesnt look like it thou

[timber haven]

☕👀🍿

[sweet night]

He was a ground sloth

If he was a mega he would be the size of manny

[earnest grail]

i watched that movie one time, i only remember that squirrel thing

[sweet night]

Not a megatherium

They should add it to the game

[timber haven]

no

[sweet night]

U dont want a dwarf sloth with a belly walking around?

[timber haven]

no

[sweet night]

That shoulda been the thralls instead

[fluid nest]

Ummm.... ice age

[tulip sleet]

just make is a source of algae

[sweet night]

A village if sids thar raid u

Supposedly ark 2

[tulip sleet]

pretty sure the tek spear is a sign of ark asa becoming ark 2

[earnest grail]

they are testing stuff for ark 2

[timber haven]

I want a flying rideable otter

[sweet night]

Oh ive known

They pretty much using lost colony and previous things in asa as test for ark 2

They said ark 2 would have ai but here they r testing with thralls

[tulip sleet]

isnt the robot thing from abby similar in function ?

[timber haven]

have you made coffee yet

[sweet night]

Yea

[fluid nest]

Ive been cutting down on my caffeine intake

So im dying

[timber haven]

why

[fluid nest]

Turns out ive been making coffee wrong did years

[timber haven]

not possible

[earnest grail]

i stopped drinking coffee at night too after i got hearth problems, now i drink about a liter of wine after work everyday

[fluid nest]

When you are making 4 cups of coffee worth of caffeine into 1 cup, I was overdosing on caffeine daily

[timber haven]

that's espresso

[fluid nest]

If i have so much as a can of coke after 3 pm im up all night

[fluid nest]

Oh no, it was regular coffee gorunds

[timber haven]

I drink coffee 24/7

[fluid nest]

Im sensitive to caffiene

Plus, doesnt go well with my adhd

[earnest grail]

i used to drink about 2 liters of coffee a day, i quit that thou, really got a faster than normal hearth rate from doing it

i can still drink a can of red bull and go to sleep lol

[timber haven]

when I worked 3rd shift my coffee cup held 1 pot of coffee 4 espressos and a can of monster

[still bloom]

AYEEE im free!!!!!!

[tacit hollow]

Have they finished fixing the stuff on lost colony that stopping people from crafting

[fluid nest]

Thats so bad for you 😭

[timber haven]

yay

[still bloom]

dances across the chat hip thrusting

[fluid nest]

WELCOME BACK YA JERK

[still bloom]

You missed me you dirty animal even though we've totally not been talking this entire time in dms definitely not

[pine coyote]

Welcome back

[timber haven]

throws you in a cage

[earnest grail]

@still bloom welcome back 🤣

[fluid nest]

Totally haven't chatted at all, who are you?

[fluid nest]

What i do

[timber haven]

Im bored

[fluid nest]

Sam's back, go play with her

I'll hand cuff ya and lock you in a cage on a boat

[timber haven]

Check dm please

[timber haven]

try it I bite

[fluid nest]

I feel so left out, thats like the 3rd time I see you say that 🥲

[fluid nest]

Fiesty eh? How fun

[still bloom]

Who are you!!!?

[timber haven]

I don't dm dudes I haven't known for at least a year

[still bloom]

Immaa sut back with a blunt hmmmmm blunt you put my hands in the cufff keeen toucchhh walk from the back to the front arch a dack of buttt now lememe see you strut strut strut

[still bloom]

Solid actually I should do this but I probably won't

[tulip sleet]

average day on the asa discord

[fluid nest]

I thought you were flirting for a second and then i realized it was lyrics

[still bloom]

I mean ask squirrel first night he met me and I'm sending him audio clips of arm farts

[fluid nest]

Just cus you bite doesnt mean I will

[still bloom]

HEHE HAHA HOOHOO

[tulip sleet]

trying to pick up girls through the fing ark discord 😂

[granite monolith]

Figured I'd ask again did they fix the NPC's not spawning in the city in single player?

[still bloom]

Are you jealous? Do you want someone to tickle your pickle?

[fluid nest]

IM doing no such thing(all caps)

[timber haven]

1 stalker was enough got a new account and everything because of it

[still bloom]

I don't know brother check patch notes

[ivory osprey]

Why do we crash soooo much in this game

[fluid nest]

Fair enough, ive dealt with that too. I completely understand

[earnest grail]

not sure if it was you or not, but i remember your name in chat

[fluid nest]

Vibe coding

[tulip sleet]

gotta sign em up to the local "churches"

[earnest grail]

diff profile pic thou, maybe someone else

[fluid nest]

Church of MY FOOT

[timber haven]

Imiss my Rosebud account

[still bloom]

I had to delete Tinder because of that. I had a 6 foot four white man stalking me. I blocked his actual phone number, 10+ text now phone numbers, and 10+ emails. He even showed up to my work and left cards on my windshield with words teeny tiny written on both sides of the card and the fucking back. I actually was about to get a restraining order 😭 I have never been on a dating site since

[still bloom]

Dis is de wey

[timber haven]

I m only on discord

[fluid nest]

He was feeling that gravitational pull

[still bloom]

UP UR ASH

[fluid nest]

Nope, down

[still bloom]

Dude i gotta be careful with this thang its a lethal weapon of mass destruction

[fluid nest]

One trip and we are dead

[tulip sleet]

oop red crate in the swamp cave here goes nothing

damned lousy 214 armor giga sadle bp

[fluid nest]

I promise im harmless, but if you are really concerned I will not push it.

[timber haven]

like I tell them if you're feeling lonely go to farmersonly.com

[still bloom]

High risk low reward

[fluid nest]

Im too city for that, but to country for most other apps, it s terrible

[timber haven]

or read my profile 🤣

[willow geode]

Outpost defense are garbage, you do 90% of the job et player come to the end for whip the loot, Guy who have create that have get the worst idea

[tulip sleet]

376% assult rifle, kinda meh but ok loot

[earnest grail]

most stuff in this game would be totally fine if it was PVP only 🤣

[tidal pulsar]

Lost colony transfer is on?

[still bloom]

I dated a farmer once. One day I was washing dishes after we had lunch and he ran inside and got super excited and was telling me to look out the window. He grabbed a fucking rifle went out the door and shot a goddamn turkey vulture on top of the silo. I was like oh my God hell no. I'm from the Midwest, I have no problem against hunting, but it's literally illegal to kill turkey vultures! And he was just minding his business! And they are extremely needed in the ecosystem to clean up dead shit! Fuck you Garrett I still remember that goddamn turkey vulture it's been like four years

[timber haven]

been with my oldman 23 years might as well be married🤣

[still bloom]

Rip lil dude

[fluid nest]

we have a common enemy

[still bloom]

Hey here in the states after seven years of living together and being in a relationship that's common law marriage xD

[timber haven]

not in Ohio

[still bloom]

Not bad not bad

[fluid nest]

My aunt and uncle have been together over 30, no marriage

[still bloom]

Ur mom?????

[earnest grail]

marriage is overrated

[tulip sleet]

holy crap the redcrate respawned

[timber haven]

bs

[fluid nest]

I didn't know you are my enemy

[tulip sleet]

and jerk elephant saddle bp

[fluid nest]

They do that

[fluid nest]

The tax benefits are worth it

[earnest grail]

just my opinion, but being with someone you love and respecting each other is more important than being married XD

[timber haven]

I want to get married I already have a tux in mind

[earnest grail]

well, theres that haha

[still bloom]

I am content to grow old with my pets, I will never have another angry man in my house

[earnest grail]

why is it so important for women? lol

[novel mesa]

It's been a week and I still haven't received a response to my problem in the ticket system. Is this normal?

[fluid nest]

So just angry women. Got kt

[earnest grail]

@timber haven im not trying to be rude, i just dont get it 🤷‍♂️

[still bloom]

Yes and no i think theyve just been slammed with all these patches

[blissful sierra]

When lost colony transfers

[earnest grail]

a month an a few weeks, chill out and tame wild dinos

[spare yarrow]

Probably end of Feb/early March.

[timber haven]

I planned my wedding since I was little man or woman didn't care as long as I loved them

[spare yarrow]

Honestly 😭😭

Keep em locked for longer 😉

[still bloom]

Little girls are raised being taught how to care for babies, how to care for a house, being told having a family and having kids is super important. A lot of little girls grow up dreaming of their princess wedding day. So to a lot of women its a very important thing, across many cultures.

[blissful sierra]

I mean I’m getting into lost colony properly now so I’m quite happy

[still bloom]

I'm gonna start taking a dab for every time somebody asks if transfers are open yet I think we're up to like six

[spare yarrow]

I don’t mean you solely

[still bloom]

Hehehehe

[spare yarrow]

Just people ask daily 😝

[fluid nest]

Just as men are taught to be strong and provide.

[still bloom]

Same. Love is love

[spare yarrow]

I actually don’t wanna be married

[fluid nest]

I took dabing privileges away already

You can have shots

[spare yarrow]

The thought of marriage puts me off

[still bloom]

This map was a b at first xD where I built my base as a spawn point for those stupid war elephants and managmr 😭

[spare yarrow]

Manas pmo

U can’t even hit them

[timber haven]

normal man😂

[spare yarrow]

They just boing

[blissful sierra]

The old spot I had was like attack central for revenants

[fluid nest]

I could get out of the green spots down south for ages

[still bloom]

I havent drank in years 😭 I used to show up at the party with two handles of Jamison and my Jamison T-shirt and a fuck ton of Sprite but it just makes me sick now 😭

[spare yarrow]

😂

I want a mini me one day tho

[still bloom]

Oh my God they're so fucking neurotic and all over the place they remind me of Eliza Thornberry's little brother Donnie

[rain trench]

i need some dinos on small tribes anyone can point me to the right player

[fluid nest]

I bring Fireball to the party, fear me

[still bloom]

Oh god thats even worse 😭

[spare yarrow]

You spoke a whole lot of words and I understood like 3

[blissful sierra]

I didn’t have a Rex to fight em now I do

[fluid nest]

The monkey was just the best tho

[tulip sleet]

whats the timer on swamp cave crate respawns ?

[still bloom]

Please please please Google a video of Eliza Thornberry's little brother Donnie and you will see exactly what I mean xD

[still bloom]

I love that fucking monkey he was such a sassy b xD

[fluid nest]

I remember, good times

[still bloom]

That mute has me scared of saying the B word HAHA

[still bloom]

Bleediiideedooblaaabiigaahiiiiiiii

[fluid nest]

You know the drill, anything bad goes in our dms

[still bloom]

Cause I'm blue if I were green I would die if I were green I would die if I were green I would die cause I'm blue!!!!!

[spare yarrow]

😟

[still bloom]

Did you do the Google

[spare yarrow]

No I am cleaning

[fluid nest]

Imma have a thousand messages of just the b word by the end of the night

[still bloom]

Google deez nutzzzzz

Hehehehehehehee

[fluid nest]

I did. I found the leprechaun

[still bloom]

Hey squirrel should we make a bet for how long until I get muted again

[spare yarrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1008422420979396628.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[fluid nest]

2 messages

[fluid nest]

Dam son

[earnest grail]

you kind of make me remember that tiktok meme of Key & Peele - Country Music

[still bloom]

One moment sir i shall ghoooogle

[spare yarrow]

I just had sausage juice flick on me

[earnest grail]

its just a meme where there is a guy saying that he doesnt know why he got muted/banned lol

[timber haven]

🤐

[fluid nest]

What, no snickers? I was starting to get Pavloved

[timber haven]

what I wanted to put would of got me muted

[fluid nest]

Dm it to sam and tell her to send it to me

[timber haven]

so I bit my tongue

[fluid nest]

Isn't that your old man's job?

[sinful sierra]

Are the Giga Desmo traits as bugged as wyverns and Rock drakes used to be ? Dont think you can get frail or mutable atm

[spare yarrow]

Sausage blood juice.

[still bloom]

Oh.... my... god.... i laughed so hard. Im so embarrassed to admit there are actually people like that 😭😭😭 fuck

[earnest grail]

they are funny, its a meme on tiktok too

[sand vale]

morning

[timber haven]

😶‍🌫️

[spare yarrow]

I should’ve kept my words to myself

[fluid nest]

Morning sunshine

[still bloom]

Oh theyre super funny i hadnt ever seen that skit before actually lol

[fluid nest]

I really want to know

[still bloom]

Hey you dont get to run away now youre stuck in here with us

[still bloom]

Good moanin

[timber haven]

backs out slowly...bye

[spare yarrow]

I’m not

I can leave

[fluid nest]

Nooooooo come back!

[fluid nest]

Can and will are 2 entirely different things

[fluid nest]

I do really want to know

[still bloom]

😭

[coral canyon]

Good morning to all 👋🏼

[still bloom]

Hola señor

Or señorita

[coral canyon]

Señor, señor hahahaha

[still bloom]

Lo siento!!

We're getting to the extent of my spanish xD

[coral canyon]

No problem ajhahaha

It’s not bad, it’s not bad hahahaha

[still bloom]

Asi asi

Hehe

[tulip sleet]

this went from mildy toxic to slightly wholesome real fast

[timber haven]

konichiwa, ogenki deska?

[coral canyon]

Hahaahahahaha

😂

[fluid nest]

IDK where the toxic part was

[acoustic spindle]

Anyone know how to get pings to appear on LC outposts and attack missions? I accidentally dismissed one by holding x to auto-run and they won't show up anymore

[earnest grail]

its been fun for a few hours 🤷‍♂️

[still bloom]

You missed took our banter for being toxic lol we are all friends

[still bloom]

I actually think besides me being muted for the B word this is actually the most tame and nice chat has been in a long time xD

[timber haven]

well you stopped being toxic

[still bloom]

I've heard a lot of people have been having trouble with the missions. I can't remember where but I was reading somewhere if people have tames out too close to where the missions are they won't respond or something but I think they were supposed to fix that in the last patch? "Fix"

[earnest grail]

its not bad, it does look like we are all talking in a private chat group, but this is general chat so 🤷‍♂️

[still bloom]

¿¡NANI?!

[timber haven]

nno haha

[fluid nest]

Oh.... yea...... I forgot.....

[still bloom]

Thats like the one japanese word i know it just mean what xD

[timber haven]

nihongo

[fluid nest]

PRIVATE DISCORD TIME

DOMO INIGATO MISTER ROBOTO

[timber haven]

hi genki des

[acoustic spindle]

Sorry that's not what I'm asking. My issue is that the ping that shows up telling you the mission type, size and difficulty when near a mission has disappeared for all missions since I accidentally dismissed one. It's annoying because I keep running into turrets in the city and finding missions is harder when there's no ping

[fluid nest]

Oro?

[timber haven]

take the harder challenge

[still bloom]

Ohhhh im srry im
Not sure i can see how thats annoying tho

[acoustic spindle]

Thanks anyway!

[acoustic spindle]

What?

[fluid nest]

Makes it harder to locate

[timber haven]

do it without the pings

[still bloom]

Ahhh like the cl**

[fluid nest]

Like my dignity. They arent the easiest to find

[still bloom]

I'm now censoring myself because I don't have freedom of speech and I don't want another ban (in all caps)

[acoustic spindle]

I have been for a week mate. I'd rather a feature of the game works properly so I'm asking if there's a fix for it

[still bloom]

My first time in the city I accidentally walked into a gamma breeding grounds and lost my rex in wave two xD

[timber haven]

we noticed😂

[still bloom]

Whats that???

[fluid nest]

I think it's like a cl** too hard to find so you give up and guess

[still bloom]

Yeah then they ask if that feels good brother thats my LEFT LABIA goddamn troglodyte

[timber haven]

thats sad really sad I know why you're single now

[fluid nest]

Hey, thats rude. I make jokes but im actually good in that category thank you very much

[still bloom]

Idk man show me the carfax

[fluid nest]

After dinner

[timber haven]

you stuck your foot in your mouth and left yourself open for it buttercup

[still bloom]

Don't hate the playa hate the game

[fluid nest]

Fair point. BLOSSOM

[fluid nest]

And we got bubbles here, giggling away

[timber haven]

that was a good show

thats princess bubbles to you

[fluid nest]

Mojo Jojo had such a sad backstory

[still bloom]

I always loved blossom but I knew deep down I was always buttercup lmaooooo

[still bloom]

No but on actually a serious note after I saw Mojo JoJo's backstory I no longer saw him as a villain. I really didn't. It's the same way with mama in one piece I felt so bad for her, they left her alone on an island as a child just because she fucking ate too much!!!

[timber haven]

big girls need love 2

[bright briar]

Good glooning morning!

Hi Grace

[still bloom]

Gloon afternoon!!!

[bright briar]

Sam
AngrySquirrel

[fluid nest]

Buttercup is too serious for you. Bubbled fits you best

[fluid nest]

?????

[still bloom]

I actually saw a video earlier that people are taking loons into boss fights and literally killing any boss with them. You have to have 10 people, everyone with a loon on their shoulder to be able to bring it into the boss fight but apparently they're OP right now broooooken

[fluid nest]

Oh. HI

[still bloom]

No xD I grew up a Tom boy I am 110% buttercup

[timber haven]

Good Morning 🤗🤗

[fluid nest]

I love that

[timber haven]

tomeboy 200%

[still bloom]

I can't tell you how many times I fell out of a tree, crashed my bike while making jackass videos with my friends, all sorts of shit. I'd get the wind knocked out of me, all the kids would be scared and go and run and get my mom, by the time she got there I got my breath back and I was like no I'm good! And i wrnt back to it lmao

[still bloom]

Dude same lol

[still bloom]

You ever gone deer hunting?

[timber haven]

with a bow

[fluid nest]

Nah, I go dirtbike riding every other weekend in the desert

[still bloom]

Lucky bastard most i rode was a little 80 honda in some sand dunes and forrest with jumps lol

[timber haven]

Harley's are better

[fluid nest]

Hunting a bit difficult to do in Caligayfornia

[fluid nest]

You cant jump harleys

[tulip sleet]

ooop here we go, gotta sit back on my aussie throne and watch the americans clash over internal politics again 🍿

[timber haven]

they are great for other reasons

[fluid nest]

I ride my crf 450 r every other weekend, all day adve

[still bloom]

Went for the first time with my grandpa when i was 11. He helped me shoot the rifle, we downed a buck and he made me gut the damn thing. Hes full blooded german and grew up on a farm in a small town in Iowa he was tough as nails and demanding lol. I will ever forget that. I havent been hunting in a while but i love fishing. Soooo much. My grandpa and I go up to Chamberlain South Dakota to fish for walleye up on the damned part of the river

[earnest grail]

i like everyone here, im just not joining the conversation cause im not sure yet if the are actively trying to get muted 🤣

[fluid nest]

Idk about that.

[still bloom]

Omg im in an entomology group on fb and the bugs from there are aliens dude 😭 and everyone I meet from Australia or New Zealand thinks my grandma is crazy cause she has an umbrella cockatoo his name is George lol

[still bloom]

Hey you are welcome to pop in at any time lol

[timber haven]

shot my first 12 gauge at 9 hated it so My uncle bought me a bow and hunting knife

[tulip sleet]

well yea, you know what its like to have a giant huntsman randomly decide to crawl on your hand in the middle of a game ?

[fluid nest]

Will you teach me how to hunt buttercup 🥺

[still bloom]

I had never gone hunting with my bow but I just would shoot targets and I was pretty good! I haven't done it for a few years though I miss it

[still bloom]

Nooo 😭 I saw a video of this girl who had one just randomly pop out from somewhere in her vehicle, she had no idea how it got into her car and she pulled the fuck over 😭😭

[timber haven]

I like the challenge it gives

[tulip sleet]

oh yea that happens quite a lot here with huntsmans and snakes, car accidents

[fluid nest]

HELL NO, BURN THE HAND OFF

[bright briar]

What have I walked into this morning?

[still bloom]

i've never seen one of those in person I've only seen them in videos and there's a really cool YouTube channel that I watch, AnysCanada, he made a gigantic 1000 gallon vivarium and he set free a Huntsman with an egg sack inside of it and they are thriving in there! At this point he's had like generations of Huntsmans inside of that thing it's just crazy

[gentle hill]

anyone got the fps issues too

[compact shore]

chaos run while you can

[tulip sleet]

yea funnily enough its happened twice to me already

[still bloom]

The after hours nightclub

[earnest grail]

i met an australian before she asked me what kind of generator i had at home, you guys are playing Ark in RL

[fluid nest]

Love AntsCanada

[timber haven]

I want to try deep sea fishing next

[compact shore]

does he get the blue one one yet, he was wishing getting one of those

[fluid nest]

NOPE^⁵⁰

[compact shore]

those blue ant look really cool

[timber haven]

chat

[tulip sleet]

oh yea my fathers getting a 6kw unit for our gold mine

[still bloom]

Oh you know him???? Omg i wait for every sunday lol

[still bloom]

Yes!!

If you havent watched for a while please go do hes been doing so much

[compact shore]

nice to hear that, those really stunning

[fluid nest]

I haven't seen his vids in a hot minute, last I saw he was opening up the second story of his giant one

[earnest grail]

im not sure if you are joking or not, normal ppl dont own generators 🤣

[still bloom]

His house is amazing and i loooove entomology and its so cool watching his stuff

[tulip sleet]

why would i be joking ?

[timber haven]

yes they do

[still bloom]

Love the dragon fire ants enclosure too

[compact shore]

why not does every family supposed to have one?

[timber haven]

no kill all those mfs

[bright briar]

I dunno about Huntsman spiders, but here in the US, dock spiders get pretty big. Been many times I was on a dock and seen huge ones crawl out from underneath.

[earnest grail]

i live in the city 🤣 no one has a generator

[potent rock]

In between February 19th and March 2nd

[compact shore]

i see will do when i have free time

[spare yarrow]

Based on the fact it’s a new story map, also the fact that expire servers are March 6th, or smt

[earnest grail]

i never met anyone that has one in RL

[tulip sleet]

do they like to live inside your house like huntsmans ?

[spare yarrow]

They usually open a week or so before the expire, which is why

I hate that they open them 60 days usually, it’s so boring

[potent rock]

Yeah temp servers are set for March 2nd currently

[untold plover]

march 2nd, i'm on expiry

[still bloom]

They really are, i'm not fully remembering what species it was but I remember him saying something about how he had a rare kind of ant that hadn't been studied a lot and he was collecting data and researching them and helping entomologists discovering more information about the species it was super cool

[spare yarrow]

Yeah that one

[bright briar]

No, thankfully, they stay near water.
Wolf spiders get almost as big, but I don't see those much

[still bloom]

Imagine a spider that if it could jump on you it would cover your entire face they are fucking giant

[timber haven]

whats it called again

[compact shore]

facehugger

[untold plover]

oh gawd, glad i live somewhere where spiders are normal

[bright briar]

Yeah, I googled them

[tulip sleet]

yea, do hate it when going up the stairs just to see the big ol shitty huntsman camping on the wall

during winter you usually see the big ones inside every few days at most

[spare yarrow]

Me too

[timber haven]

I like spiders

[untold plover]

jfc, ok i'm out of this convo, gotta be the most terrifying thing ever

[earnest grail]

i dont have giant ones here, but the small ones are pretty chill

[blissful sierra]

Anyone on official pve have carcha traits?

[still bloom]

Oh its not just the spiders lol My grandma has an umbrella cockatoo, just a single one, and sometimes when he is screaming you can hear him from like half a mile away. I cannot imagine a flock of 20 or more. I've seen videos of those birds terrorizing people's gardens and magpies dropping down and dive bombing people xD Australians have to fight to live every single day! I'm not from there but I know their struggle xD

[tulip sleet]

yea also dont squish spiders, didnt realise australia had some egg sack carrying species and thats how i ended up with little black dots going along my desk

[bright briar]

We also get harvester spiders, aka daddy longlegs. But those are scrawny

[tulip sleet]

those things are just sorta background deco

[still bloom]

I do too!! I just get freaked out about huntsmans xD jumping spiders are my favorite. Theyre like puppy spiders

[tulip sleet]

all fun and games until the big ol fk off huntsman starts charging you across the living room for no apparent reason

[timber haven]

tarantula is mine

[earnest grail]

had a jumping spider that lived in my room and would come see me every day lol not sure if it moved away or just died

[still bloom]

Awhh i never do. Honestly idc if they live in my basement lol they eat bugs. If its the summer time i put them outside but if its too cold or winter i just put them in the basement xD

[timber haven]

I just googled them I want one

[tulip sleet]

the normal giant ones or the ones in the outback that get to the size of a tiny dog ?

[timber haven]

I want a big one

[bright briar]

Jumping spiders are cool. But the ones around here are tiny, not much bigger than a pencil eraser

[lunar oar]

Hi…so I have a question: will ASE pre aquatica version be available to play forever? Or will ther erase it sooner or later? Because the aquatica version has too much issues on my pc

[still bloom]

I think it's sad when human beings think they're the only ones allowed to occupy space. I don't like using pesticides, I plant flowers for pollinators, they have a right to be here too. Plus we've built over everything where else do they have to go😭

[earnest grail]

thats the kind i had around, about that size too still wonder were it went sometimes

[jade field]

hello wildcard, any chance you could let alpha ossidons from resource caches drop their tribute skulls for beta/alpha fight? if someone has built on the 1 spawn they seem to only spawn at, they barely spawn at all, in the month+ the map has been out, my server has only seen 2-3 alphas all up, I don't think it's a good idea to lock boss fights behind bad spawns

[untold plover]

oh we got dive bombing terrorist birds too like seagulls, but u never find one of them in ur shoe 😄

[still bloom]

Some people do keep them as pets. Go wear your heart lead!! XD

[civic hawk]

Guys i found a sword in the ground

[bright briar]

They've said pre Aquatica will be available indefinitely

[tulip sleet]

just go get a newcastle big boi instead

[lunar oar]

Alr ty

[earnest grail]

it would come near me everyday and just look at me ♥️

[timber haven]

just don't plant raspberries

[still bloom]

Well were you able to pull it out???

[civic hawk]

no its just in the ground sitting there it looks like doomslayers sword

[earnest grail]

EX?

[untold plover]

that's what arthur said, u gotta try

[civic hawk]

im pressing e on it

nothing happens

[bright briar]

We talking in the game or IRL?

[tulip sleet]

cosplayer got got by "insert local cryptid here:"

[civic hawk]

in officials

[timber haven]

no

[bright briar]

What map

[earnest grail]

extinction?

[civic hawk]

Island

[still bloom]

I dont! Im excited for this year gunna try planting some different stuff! Last year i got a cute small bird bath. It was a very small bowl but i got it with the intent of filling it with pebbles. Then just filling enough water so the rocks are just above the water so bees and such can land safely for a drink! It was cute watching them

[bright briar]

Probably an Easter egg put in by devs. Do you have coordinates?

[earnest grail]

dont remember any swords on the island, unless it was near the notes, sometimes they have some structures neaby, but i dont remember any swords related to the lore

[timber haven]

no bees for me either 😶‍🌫️

[earnest grail]

post it on fan art

[civic hawk]

sent

[earnest grail]

@civic hawk #fanart-and-screenshots post it here please

[still bloom]

Are you allergic? Or just not partial to em lol

[civic hawk]

i did

[tulip sleet]

coords ? or is that one of the little red obby area islands ?

[timber haven]

Highly allergic

[civic hawk]

its near red ob

[earnest grail]

never saw that before, probably was added along with the LC dlc

[bright briar]

Interesting, it's glowing. You'd think someone else would have mentioned it if it were part of the map itself

[earnest grail]

yeah, wonder if its new lore

[civic hawk]

i have lost colony so idk if its from that or not

[earnest grail]

totally looks like its from LC

[tulip sleet]

ight fly command time

[still bloom]

Ohhh im sorry!! I had to administer an epi pen only once before and it was crazy lol I also know that just because you give a person an EpiPen that is not a fix, it is like a Band-Aid and you need to get that person to the hospital immediately

[bright briar]

It sure does

[civic hawk]

i have no mods at all keep in mind

[still bloom]

That's when I was working at the veterans hospital I saw a lot of crazy shit there. First time I gave somebody Narcan was there too, and cracked somebody's ribs doing CPR I will never forget that

[earnest grail]

is it a skin? lol

[bright briar]

It's conceivable that devs added LC Easter eggs to all the OG maps, just for fun

[civic hawk]

idk its just in the ground there is no structure or anything

[rough holly]

Guys im on abberation how do i get cement paste i dont wanna craft

[civic hawk]

Frog and Snail

[timber haven]

put it this way if I get stung I become blueberry girl from willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

[still bloom]

Ive never seen that! Srry if you already said but what map? Official or no?

[rough holly]

Beezlebufo?

[earnest grail]

it looks like its from the LC dlc, or related to that, just making sure its not a skin on a box or something haha

[bright briar]

I heard somewhere that if you don't crack the patient's ribs doing CPR, you're not doing it right

[still bloom]

Well you better be careful dammit 😭 precious cargo

[still bloom]

Yeah, it's just really crazy because at first it's like difficult and after that it's weirdly easier it was just like absolutely sickening, and if you aren't like out of breath and sweating you're not doing it right either it is actually such a physical thing to do

[timber haven]

I see a bee or wasp I run

[tame kettle]

Why does accessing your inventory cause a lag spike? Has this always been a thing?

[earnest grail]

yes, on PS

[barren heath]

I any know how fix the failed ascensión in Lost colony?

[still bloom]

But it was really cool the veterans hospital that I was working at had gotten a machine called the "Lucas" it's just an acronym for what it is in the college that it was created at. But it's a machine where there's kind of a board that goes underneath the person's back and the machine uses that for leverage and there's a suction cup that comes down out of it and it performs CPR for you. It's a really interesting machine if you wanna look up what it is and see how it works

[still bloom]

I dont blame you! Getting stung sucks 😭

[bright briar]

I also read that if you're performing CPR by yourself, don't bother with blowing air into the patient's lungs. It's more important to keep the blood circulating.

[barren heath]

We win 7 times the Battle but dont ascend

[still bloom]

Yes its most important to keep blood flow to the brain

[bright briar]

Good thing it's impossible to find bees on Lost Colony then 😄

[earnest grail]

ppl been saying that for a few days, some ppl lost their toon too XD

[timber haven]

#bug-reports

[potent rock]

How many bug reports does it take to get it fixed you think?

[timber haven]

😑

[still bloom]

925,600 reportttssss

[bright briar]

Many, from lots of players

[earnest grail]

they have priorities, if it affects the game in a bad way it gets fixed first, i dont know how they measure it thou

[potent rock]

Being unable to complete the boss seems like it affects the game in a bad way lol

[timber haven]

with a ruler

[earnest grail]

i know they have a priority list, not idea who manages it, maybe its skittle, no idea what he does

[potent rock]

As long as it’s fixed before transfers open up I’m not stressing too much

[earnest grail]

transfers are a month and a few weeks away, probably going to get fixed by them

[bright briar]

They always fix exploits first. Everything else seems randomly prioritized.

[timber haven]

have a cup of earl grey

[still bloom]

I like decaf green tea 🍵

[potent rock]

PvP is getting my monster gloons nerfed

They ruin everything

[earnest grail]

maybe they go by how easy it is to fix 🤣

[blissful sierra]

Like separate the two so we don’t get screwed over by their nerfs

[bright briar]

Yes, Captain Picard

[timber haven]

never decaf grean tea with sliced lemons , oranges and strawberries

[rough holly]

Question if i feed my dino organic poly would it instantly die im curious

[blissful sierra]

Feed it and see

[vast ridge]

just had an immortal malwyn on my defense outpost 😂

[potent rock]

I always wonder if that’s possible

[coarse hornet]

No

[timber haven]

thats a compliment

[bright briar]

For all we know, it is.

Broken cosmetic stuff? Fixed.
Literal game-breaking bugs? Who knows?

[blissful sierra]

I wanna see it happen

[earnest grail]

no, its does a fixed amount of damage, unles its a dodo or something with very little HP

[rough holly]

It didn't do anything lol

[bright briar]

Splitting Ark into PVP and PVE would probably require forking the code, since what works for PVE is bad for PVP and vice versa

[blissful sierra]

Who knows

[timber haven]

where did Angry Squirrel go

[still bloom]

He went to bed!

[bright briar]

Try feeding it feces

[earnest grail]

yeah, at least on ASA they are giving more attention to PVE

[still bloom]

Im losing steam

[timber haven]

boo

[still bloom]

Aint got no gas it lmaooo

[bright briar]

Maybe that's why they're so keen to revamp Survival of the Fittest.

[still bloom]

I think that was the most had in this chat ever literally been hours lmao

[timber haven]

exactly

[bright briar]

PVE has always had more players than PVP

[timber haven]

guess I will go play something bbl toodles

[bright briar]

Loo

[earnest grail]

yeah, but back on ASE they used to fix stuff for PVP and not think how it affects PVE

[timber haven]

hugs bye

[bright briar]

Which often led to an uproar from PVE players. I think for ASA they reversed the priority

[potent rock]

as they should

[earnest grail]

yeah, which is nice as most PVE players dont complain, well not here

[round holly]

Hay alguien que haga el boss the lost colony ?

[earnest grail]

#rules english XD

[potent rock]

si

[blissful sierra]

Are we excited for gen 1 to come out?

[potent rock]

Probably not tbh

[still bloom]

Bye grace!!!!! xo

[earnest grail]

megachelon 💃

[ornate timber]

they never bringing primitive official servers?

[blissful sierra]

This’ll be my first experience through the map

[earnest grail]

its ok, some parts are fun, but it was one of the worst maps back on ASE

[still bloom]

See you later @earnest grail!! ☺️🕉️

[earnest grail]

bye, have a good morning there

[blissful sierra]

What was so bad about it?

[earnest grail]

do you know anything about it? if you are ok with spoilers i can tell you

[blissful sierra]

Spoilers dont bug me

[compact shore]

best ocean out of everymap really nice ocean view

[earnest grail]

the biomes are separate small maps, missions kinda suck too

[blissful sierra]

I heard that much about the missions

[tulip pelican]

G1 missions are the worst!

G2 missions I loved though

[compact shore]

and in the new gen1 remake in asa we will get a bigger ocean map with new contents like pirate stuff

if you buy bob true tale dlc

[blissful sierra]

Imma be a pirate lmao

[compact shore]

probably take atlas asset and put it in

[earnest grail]

its not bad, its just that ppl didnt like the small maps

[compact shore]

that why non mission zone server exist back then

[blissful sierra]

I’m more interested in the new Dino’s and the ascension

[tulip pelican]

Jerry Seinfeld.... "but I don't wanna be a pirate"

[blissful sierra]

Welll thats to damn bad!

[compact shore]

ascension probably the same new dino we only confirm get octopus, other from btt not sure

[tulip pelican]

Lmao

[compact shore]

still probably release on august

still like 6 more months

[blissful sierra]

I thought it was an April release

[tulip pelican]

"April"

[compact shore]

it wc you should expecting at least 2 months delay

[tulip pelican]

Which mean November

[blissful sierra]

By then I’ll be playing gta 6

[compact shore]

even better you dont have to suffer from bugs

look at LC release

you can have real enjoy times

[blissful sierra]

I know I haven’t had to many on the new server I’m on

[compact shore]

hearing they said about real physic water on gen1 already make my head thinking about that meme: "oooooohhhhhh......mmmmmmyyyyyyy.......ppppppppcccccccc"

[potent rock]

There’s no way to guarantee the seed from Plant Rs right?

[compact shore]

yeah just try to hit it

[jovial stream]

Is there a cursed whip? Or sickle?

[rough holly]

Guys i tamed a meglosaurus and its stats are 9k in hp and 362% in meele

Everything in this fuckass map makes me forget how to breath i hate abberation

[fathom steeple]

whats the deal with revenant brontos getting up again after all 4 feet are destroyed, become immortal and killing your team?

is it so hard not to plant a bug in each single thing?

[hard marlin]

Hello, I have a problème. I have the Dreadmere and Bob Tales packs, but my game says I don't have them.

[fathom steeple]

better refund now before its too late

[compact shore]

pc?

[hard marlin]

yes

[compact shore]

if so log out your steam acc and log back in

i have same problem with btt yesterday

try if it work

[frosty remnant]

yo

[rough holly]

Why's my meglosaurus sleep deprived im on aberration shouldn't they be awake 24/7

[hard marlin]

I can't log out

[compact shore]

i skip all cutscene except the last one that you ascend

[urban pulsar]

I got arked

[radiant barn]

over half of my server stopped playing because of the crashing and rollbacks time is ticking to fix this

[hard marlin]

I still have the same problem @compact shore

[ivory spindle]

Hey i habe a dumb questin but would you rent me you xbox account until its possible to buy lost colony again

I would pay you good and we both could play at the same time when i set it as second Account

[vestal phoenix]

There were so many grammatical errors in that sentence

[ivory spindle]

Yeah english is not my First Language

[stray fern]

Boop

Hi hi sorry about the MIA dealing with SnOooooow

[pearl heath]

Quack!!

[earnest grail]

tbh, i wouldnt worry about those 🤣

i dont know what the TOS for xbox is, but im pretty sure thats some illegal activity

[wise peak]

It's very buggy rn sometimes it works sometimes it don't

[urban matrix]

Anyone on Xbox able to tell me how to get the dragon hoard out of the ground I’m in its vicinity but it won’t come out no matter where I go

[wise peak]

Toss Drake off shoulder then pick it up

[urban matrix]

Done that many times still nothing

Iv even closed the game too

[opaque basalt]

Do you have a treasure map activated too? Had this a few times with them. It could be the treasure map spot to dig instead of a dragon chest

[pine coyote]

[urban matrix]

Nope don’t have bobs tall tails

[spare raft]

Have you noticed this bug? @civic bison

[nimble scarab]

Lmao it finally happened, for once practically everyone except me got inv deleted from a bug, all I had on me was empty cryos and meat though 🤣

[urban matrix]

I’m soo confused is it a bug or something cause iv tried everything at this point

[dense sapphire]

can a tek railgun hit through a tek bunkers walls in the mesh? 👀 for science...

[hybrid oyster]

If it happened on lost colony you won't be able to get it, same thing happened to me tried everything you said and more

[rare saddle]

Not to me tion what your asking someone to do is bannable

[viscid turtle]

Maybe on an unofficial, you cant fire them on official for like a year and half at this point. On PVP Servers you cant, PVE you can though

[jovial widget]

Does anyone know if they've fixed the bee respawn yet?

[undone garden]

guys im new to ark i just started new survival and i tamed 2 thylos ,1 rex ,1spino ,1 bronto ,1 argentavis and therinozosaur

[wide sedge]

Did you know that before the crowbar was invented, all crows had to drink at home?

[jovial widget]

Does anyone know if they've fixed the bee respawn in the Lost Colony yet?

[undone garden]

no thanks for the info

[dense sapphire]

yeah im on pve, just trying to workout if the railgun shoots through the tek bunker like normal pve walls

[wide sedge]

they might be a bit dry but i like them anyway
frankly speaking they are not bad and fairy funny

[cold sphinx]

Anyone know how long it takes for the gargoyles to respawn?

[compact shore]

srry cant help you then, probably wait for dev to fix

that is weird

[hard marlin]

It's already been a week

[tame drum]

@urban matrix ive also had the issue with the Drakeling not letting me open the hoard. the game acts like i don’t have the Add-on installed for the fantastic tames

[visual estuary]

Where do you send suggestions? Would be nice to have some way to resurect veilwyn in companion mode, tek sleeping pod for example? Also it would be nice if larger outposts give actualy larger rewards. It feels not right to feel penalized for finding larger outpost - higher risk same reward.

[surreal swan]

guys , i had my character on a aberration server which seems to have been taken down is the any chance of recovering my character ?

[visual estuary]

If you didnt transfer too many things there is a chance - #character-restoration . They can see only few past transfers so make sure to not use upload for waiting time. You will not be notified so check your cloud data once in a while.

[young yacht]

If it was on a server that was sunsetted, you're SOL.

[cosmic saddle]

Any dev on? Currently stuck in the mesh in the city alive and under the floor

Got my dinos in pods on me so could do with a lift out of here 😂

[primal grotto]

Any idea when lost colony will be back on the Xbox store?

[celest prawn]

How can you tell if a dino is painted?

[ivory spindle]

Its not xbox has a share function for games

[visual estuary]

Colors with ID 128+ on dino which cant breed, or on dino which can breed but dont have big enough ancestry to make it possible to reach those colors.

[winter kindle]

whats wrong with those outposts in city man wtf always 1 enemy remaining and it never shows up

[sweet ocean]

@gloomy sand,Could you tell me which map is your favorite right now?

[icy pumice]

does someone want to play on xbox and does anyone know if there’s good xbox servers

[abstract wedge]

is there anyway to find where my ark charcter is on

server wise

[sly imp]

He said lc

[dense isle]

6276 needs some attention can interact with alot of our stuff but its not working properly, can pull a pod out of fridge but still shows the same number of pods in it same with other structures

[lime fossil]

Hello all. I want to start playing ARK but not sure if I should go ascended or evolved. Seems ascended has a lot of problems. Can I have opinion from the players?

[sly imp]

Ascended easily

[prisma jungle]

ummm,

[sly imp]

100% Asa

[sly imp]

Asa is way better for new player

[dense isle]

@prisma jungle can ypu check out 6276 to make sure everything looks good we cant access our stuff correctly

[pine coyote]

Ascended has alot of beautiful QOL changes too

[pine coyote]

Good luck explaining how sunset works 😏

[lime fossil]

What about gameplay, features, smooth

[prisma jungle]

ummm

[sly imp]

Asa has all ase map included,has some other cool paid dlc,looks better,add some free Dino and they don’t care about ase anymore

[dusky kettle]

Honestly. Wc made it so you get the dye colours more often in breeding since they patched paint glitch the last time. In fact, id argue you get them more now so its tricky now tbf if its painted or not on the breedables.

[sly imp]

Asa has a better gameplay, more features

[lime fossil]

Should I start solo first and then go to pvp server?

[sly imp]

Solo

[prisma jungle]

he hasn't placed since the new character restore system was added so no data and on a sunset server

[lime fossil]

I guess to learn the game

[fierce osprey]

Getting 20 sigils per mission now. Feels great when bugs work in your favor

[sly imp]

PvP is only if you are ready to not sleep

[sly imp]

I would say start solo beat as much map as you want then think about PvP

[dusky kettle]

Thats called arking ark 🤣

[lime fossil]

I see ok

Thanks 😉

[dense isle]

Like our stuff is duplicating itself, like I can pull a pod from the fridge but it doesn't count as being pulled out and its still in there

[prisma jungle]

make a outage report i will restart in a few mins

[dusky kettle]

Oof. Actually theyll disappear once you relog. Or so ive heard.

[dense isle]

I did twice already once around 10 hours ago when it happened

[polar cedar]

im trying to help my friend buy the dlc packs and shes on xbox but they are saying they are not available anyone know whats going on or how to fix this

[dusky kettle]

Ooh. Thats interesting.

[still mountain]

does anyone know of any mods that introduce a gene scanner that doesnt have the dino tracking feature? or any way to remove or limit the dino tracking feature?

[serene notch]

Any dev here

[prisma jungle]

ARK: Lost Colony Expansion Pass
look for that

[dense isle]

It all started after finishing an outpost last night usually fixes itself after dieing but now we cant do anything on there all structures are messed up for us

[polar cedar]

she did and so did i it says unavailable

[prisma jungle]

@surreal swan are you there?

[broken kite]

Help! After I logged in to Lost Colony, I oppened training dummy to get my stuff and game crashed. Now I can t see my character. It s not appearing, even to download it.

[rugged forge]

Any way to reduce snow/rain effects?

It drains fps on lost colony

[serene notch]

I just add a roll back and lost my one to

[lime fossil]

Should I buy the expansions as a first time player?

[dense isle]

Bunch of us on that server lost alot that was in our inventory last night because of this bug

[mortal stag]

Don’t say. Those are the bugs WC prioritizes instead of the ones who make game crash!

[hybrid oyster]

Just to let you know that bug is happening on all lost colony servers including our official server, it happens after completing a defence mission on any difficulty

[lime fossil]

Should I buy the expansion Lost Colony as a first time player?

[dense isle]

Yeah I've had it happen twice now after a mission didnt loose anything first time but this time I lost alot

[pallid juniper]

hi, is it safe to go out of the dome during meteor shower?(i'm in pve btw if that makes any difference)

[sand remnant]

The Whole fkn game is broken RN Jesus

[pine coyote]

Yeh youre fine

[visual estuary]

Idk. I am collecting mutation colors since quite while and i didnt notice any change. I always get approx 50/50 in dye colors vs event colors.

[radiant barn]

@prisma jungle do you guys know about the inventory glitch,servers crashing since the mission spawn update and items just going poof

[graceful mantle]

Y'all know when conquest wipe?

[pine coyote]

Does it feel good have a big mouth? this is why things get patched

[acoustic rampart]

[pine coyote]

😏

[acoustic rampart]

[outer stump]

Anyone else having inventory issues? Since this morning we got strange things happening on our server

[sand remnant]

@outer stump Yes like every 5min

[dusky kettle]

Ive noticed more so on lc items than non lc dinos.

[radiant barn]

not being able to use anything ? yeah i have it all the time

[onyx blaze]

Anyone else not able to purchase lost colony on Xbox?

[fathom kelp]

Any chance ark will be compatible with omni one. All that running is a sure way to get fit😂

[umbral willow]

All Xbox players can’t right now

[onyx blaze]

Bruh wtf. Any eta

[umbral willow]

No

[outer stump]

We take stuff out of inventories and they are still in there

[shadow basin]

@wide vapor Still using ESP and Aim bot on althemia 141 and island 105. evryone should avoid this guy. plays on the official modded cluster under JiJi tribe, but usually just names their tribe Human. they cheat and exploit players.

[prisma jungle]

ARK: Lost Colony Expansion Pass

[sand remnant]

@prisma jungle Where do we need to report a server outage for you to restart the server?

[prisma jungle]

#server-reports

[sand remnant]

@prisma jungle Ty

[fathom crescent]

@prisma jungle why doesn’t beating the boss on Lost colony give the ascension? 😭

[sand remnant]

@fathom crescent Its bugged should be fixed with this weeks update

[red glade]

It ain't there for me. But I'm also on my phone atm.

[fathom crescent]

Sucks, but thanks for the info!

[sand remnant]

@fathom crescent Yeah, we did the fight 3 times now, and every time after the Ascend Cutscene, nothing happens. But they said last week that they're working on it and it will be fixed with this week's major update.

[compact shore]

i got ascend on my unoff

[sinful light]

Y’all should open transfers early on lost colony. With all the dam glitches, tames being lost through mesh, inventories and cryopods being erased randomly, it’s the least you can do, since you definitely aren’t replacing anything players lose due to the enormous amount of glitches.

[sand remnant]

@compact shore Yes On Unoff everything works just fine

[timber totem]

Nope, it needs to be fixed so it works properly then extended time before transfer so folks can play the way it was intended

[compact shore]

seem like it off problem with all the lagging

[untold plover]

i know its frustrating and i'm an eager to move stuff from my expiry to a permanent server too, but tons of ppl are enjoying it atm with transfers off, it changes everything once transfers open, give them these few weeks eh

[fathom crescent]

We did the fight on beta, clicked the Ascend on the terminal, got the gigadesmo eggs, but after the cut scene, we were just in the boss arena and couldnt get out but no ascension. We had to unalive ourselves to get out. I hope its fixed soon.

[sinful light]

Yea but there’s no way they can fix all that’s broken anytime soon it’s so bad I’ve lost 8 tames within the last week, every update seems to make it worse

[timber totem]

It defo wont get any better when the huge flat pack terk bases appear en masses and bloody carchas everywhere

[sand remnant]

@fathom crescent Yes, when you do a boss fight now, make sure to put everything into a dino after killing the queen, and then you can watch the cutscene or eat your implant, which would be faster. 🤣

[dense isle]

@prisma jungle thank you that seems to have fixed me I can access our structures again

[sinful light]

I do agree it’s fun to have to earn it with the grind and all but when you grind for hours upon hours just to have those tames randomly be erased with no explanation..it’s not fun anymore..

[fathom crescent]

I'd love to eat my implant if it had the ascension! 😏

[jovial stream]

Are cursed whips or cursed sickles a thing?

[untold plover]

yeah defo, but that's a different issue isn't it - opening transfers aint gonna change how weird things are atm

[maiden spruce]

why willcard only take our money but no help users 6 times do lc boss and no ascended continius bugg 7 reapers dissapear on inventari

[timber totem]

you didnt learn after the first time?

[sand remnant]

@fathom crescent Yeah, no chance of getting that before the update, I guess. I mean, you could open up a ticket to get it, maybe, but I guess before someone actually helps you, it's faster to do the boss again after the patch.

[maiden spruce]

and willcard diconed bugss report

[sinful light]

Just makes it easier to replace what’s lost since I already have a ton of dinos elsewhere is what I mean

[surreal swan]

yes

[umbral willow]

Don’t do it an eighth time then

[potent rock]

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt

[timber totem]

Grandma can be stubborn but 7 times?

[potent rock]

most of us just want to ascend and get off the map

[maiden spruce]

inventary contius glicht but tghey patche cosmetic only

[timber totem]

did you send tickets in? Only way the devs get to know a lot of the issues

[umbral willow]

Just cheat

[untold plover]

yeah don't we all, but that's the struggle of a new map, once i have all my carchas, manas, op desmos, endless resources it just won't be the same - i moved from expiry to permanent lc and don't even have an ossidon or mana on there yet, this experience you will never get again once transfers open

[potent rock]

i would love too if it was possible

[maiden spruce]

money money mods only reapir this

[red glade]

No u.

[umbral willow]

Oh here’s the other one

[red glade]

Mooorning

[umbral willow]

No

[red glade]

No what?

[umbral willow]

I rebuke your fuzzy greetings

[sand remnant]

@prisma jungle How long will it take to restart the server?

[timber totem]

sorry for your loss

[umbral breach]

Do devs do anything for you if a boss bugs out and you lose like 20+ hours of work ?
If so where is the correct place to report it ?
( frozen shield phase alpha lv queen then server crashed lost all tames kits/ tributes)

[red glade]

No

[potent rock]

nope

[umbral willow]

What’d he lose?

[untold plover]

sadly no, happening to a LOT of ppl atm

[red glade]

Sleep

[timber totem]

Mourning lol

[umbral willow]

Oh same. I swear I woke up every hour

[red glade]

Same dude. Doesn't help that I didnt fall asleep until 1

[timber totem]

I can only sleep, couple hrs at a time, when I'm totally exhausted to the point am dizzy, its soo draining and annoying

[umbral willow]

That’s cause you were on here

[red glade]

Oh I was out of here long before then

[untold plover]

why do many ppl on here have sleep issues, just correlation or causation?

[umbral willow]

Lies #general message

[timber totem]

its a catch 22 i think, play the game occasionally, go through bad life patch for whatever reason, hard to sleep so decide to play more etc etc

[red glade]

11:30 is long before 1am

[umbral willow]

It’s fun being sleep deprived

[quasi river]

Hello, i have had this weird problem with my audio lately. When im in ark the sound fades away. But if i open up a youtube video on my other monitor, the sound works. But as soon as i turn the video off i can hear the ark sound fade away pretty fast. Any ideas?

[umbral willow]

No Blue light before bed

[timber totem]

Not when imprints due at 11.30 and servers are down, and still down at 1am!

[untold plover]

fair enough, better than just lying there i guess

[untold plover]

that is a mighty odd one

[timber totem]

defo better than playing candy bloody crush saga on a phone in bed

[untold plover]

hehe true

[quasi river]

@untold plover Yeah i can usually fix most issues on my own, but i have no idea where to start with this one xD

[hardy iris]

[timber totem]

have you changed anything, settings or cables lately,? or have any of the machines had an update lately?and have you tried the age old reboot the lot?

check all cables are pushed well in also

[hardy iris]

Open volume mixer, check priority sound options etc

[quasi river]

Nope not at all. Like for example im ingame rn and when you typed in discord and the sound from discord came i got sound ingame aswell for a couple of seconds xD. I have rebooted and not changed anything.

[timber totem]

Microsoft have thrown a few curve balls in past couple weeks witht heir so called updates

[quasi river]

Wait a sec

[umbral willow]

Should he clear the cache ?

[hardy iris]

😂 I’d go with throw pc out window

[timber totem]

rebooting entire system should do that

[quasi river]

Think i found it, it had changed the priority or the "Standard" from Arctis Pro Wireless game to Arctis Pro Wireless Chat

[hardy iris]

[quasi river]

Why didnt i think of that

Aah geez.. thanks anyways guys

[hardy iris]

I had a similar issue the other day XD

[timber totem]

well, then we all wouldn't have another option to try when it happens to us!

[quasi river]

❤️

[ionic shale]

could they PLEASE fix the instant crash on LC when u approach the city it makes the whole map unplayeable

[opal ravine]

Can we get some refunds or some compensation for lost colony since the issues with the outpost are not being fixed????? Tired of trying to complete outpost and thralls and even loot crates are not spawning

[ionic shale]

That too like the whole map is a bugged piece of trash

They shouldnt have released it when its filled with all these bugs

That make it unplayeable

[carmine plank]

Really they need to test it on every device and have some people who do the testing out before release

[midnight yew]

No. But you can be frustrated with it.

[opal ravine]

Definitely not buying the next one until lost colony is fixed

[ionic shale]

Next one is probs gonna be fjordur or sum idk if they adding that

[midnight yew]

Imma test it on my apple phone 😂

[glacial edge]

Hello guys. In which channel can i ask for help??

[midnight yew]

#bobs-with-probs

[carmine plank]

Bobs

[glacial edge]

thanks

[carmine plank]

No dragontopia next paid dlc

[ionic shale]

WHAT is dragontopia

[midnight yew]

Good question.

No one knows

[carmine plank]

Watch YouTube might help you know what's coming out 2026

[midnight yew]

Excessive prices for ram?

The impending death of personal computers?

[chilly axle]

i am excited for the gen 1 and 2 releases But i do wonder will they be altered or will we still get the same gen 1 and gen 2 but slightly different?

[carmine plank]

You do know you dont have buy it🤣👍

[spare yarrow]

Read the crunch before the last

It’ll explain

[midnight yew]

I gotta build a new Ai rack this year.

[chilly axle]

i se 491 and 490

[carmine plank]

Pirate ships that's going to be fun

[chilly axle]

489 is the chrismas one

[spare yarrow]

490

Is the one before the last, lol

[midnight yew]

Was gonna be 24k,now it's gonna be 100k

[carmine plank]

Good for you👍

[midnight yew]

It's not good 😭

[midnight yew]

Gen 1 will have a wrap around ocean

[chilly axle]

so everything in gen 1 is connected via ocean but can still be teleported to

I am curious how gen 2 is gonna work is the space its own area and then we can still walk about inside the ship?

[midnight yew]

Dunno

[chilly axle]

I hope ark atlantis is better then ark aquatica XD

cus goddamn snail games just let ark be ark ROLF

[midnight yew]

It's not made by studio siren. So

[pearl heath]

for what they were given/allowed to work with they did a pretty good job, considering they were shackled and restricted on what they could use and do

[still bloom]

I heard it's gonna be great, there's gonna be dragons, and there coming just like winter

[chilly axle]

I am curious how the gen 2 new space biome will be the entire map thats gonna be odd to deal with. i never played ark evolved so i never got the offical gen 1 and 2 experience I hope that it will not be super different and stuff I want the full experience i just dont have money or time for ark evolved rn

[still bloom]

Gen one was awful

[chilly axle]

how so

[still bloom]

They tried to do too much at once, it made the game play so clunky

[cerulean pike]

Are dreadmares invisible to people?

[timber haven]

Same here

[midnight yew]

I mean, I'll be more judgemental with sotf when they do that. Rn I'm just like why didn't they quit.

[chilly axle]

Also i have a question is the magmasaur better then the anky for metal? or is anky still king of metal

[midnight yew]

Magma is much better

[chilly axle]

okay Lay it on me How sso

is it the auto smelting or what?

[distant moth]

Does ark still have a bug where when you transfer to another map you crash the server and lose your character?

[midnight yew]

It's the gather

[brisk pine]

You can only see them at nights

[chilly axle]

so it gathers more then anky got it

[midnight yew]

Not a. Common one

[pearl heath]

It amazes me how many dissed them and never actually played the map..

[still bloom]

100x better

[midnight yew]

By nearly double yeah

[chilly axle]

wow nearly 2x damn does it reduce weight too? I know you cant argy lift it but tek skif and in ascended cus they are coming to ascended you can get em with a rhineo or an aurelax

[midnight yew]

My diss on them is more as a developer. You don't release software in that state. And if your employer tries to push you to. You quit.

[distant moth]

Im trying to figure out if its a ark bug, mod, or Nitrado

[chilly axle]

whats everyones favorite creature it doesnt have to be good but what is yall`s favorite and why

[carmine plank]

They asked nekatus to make atlantis map

[still bloom]

Might as well make him lead designer at this point, Jesus

[chilly axle]

I do wonder how ark ascended will improve or change the magmasaur if at all like pego got the ability to pick up gatcha crystals oviraptor got egg pickup and some other dinos got new stuff here and there so makes ya think

[pearl heath]

If that was an actual standard, then wc studio should have quit as every map release has and continues to have issues.

[midnight yew]

Magma doesnt need updates

[carmine plank]

I know he's done a fantastic job on maps

[chilly axle]

Honestly my number one favorite dino in this game is a tie between reaper and Cerratasaurus

[midnight yew]

It's my standard. I don't release platform breaking code. Wildcard isn't the best at it either, but aquatica broke everything.

Siren might be okay devs, but my pool for judgement is just Aquatica, and that was bad.

[prisma jungle]

should be good now

[still bloom]

Astreos is my favorite map, aside from the Dc'ing all the time it's a great map

[chilly axle]

whats your favorite creature in ark and why?

[timber totem]

the Phiomia, cos every time I kill and cook one, it reminds me of @umbral willow ! 🙂

[carmine plank]

Wait till 25feb king scorpion

[midnight yew]

I don't really do favorites. It's not a thing I find useful. There are dinos I always get, and useful ones. But that's as far as I go

[chilly axle]

sad :(

[chilly axle]

LOL

[midnight yew]

Just old

[pearl heath]

Let me know when you actually play the map as until you do it’s just an observer opinion as means nothing. The map plays great for me

[potent rock]

[timber haven]

My Rideable otter because I can ride it and its adorable

[chilly axle]

Pfffft

[midnight yew]

Ase was discontinued. I will not buy dlc for a discontinued game.

[chilly axle]

I mean rn lost colony is playing fine for me except crashing i have crashed several times but i think thats on my end with my multitude of tabs open on this laptop XD

[still bloom]

Trike, best dino for early game, plus i like how the look

[chilly axle]

Fair I had a level 80+ trike named randal and he bulldozed everything on the island he did not care

[vernal pumice]

Hello everyone having trouble breeding rexes I was trying 5 at a time they keep dieing so I switched to one at a time I left it with a meaquana until %10 then put it with a full tech trough after a few hours it had starved is there any tips anyone can give for rexes. How long should a full tech trough cover 1 rex??

[loud shard]

Morning cHAt 🧍🏾‍♂️

[timber totem]

Morning many layered one

[chilly axle]

mornin whats yer favorite dino and why

[red glade]

You da man Lil Skitt!!

I wonder if there should be a post notifying xbox and windows players

[deft flume]

Lil Skitt

[loud shard]

Deinocheirus 🫰🏾

[chilly axle]

why

[umbral willow]

Wow 😑

[loud shard]

Bc duck

[still bloom]

Sounds like a bug, try to pod them when they hit 10 and throw them out next to a feeding trough

[loud shard]

Wby

[umbral willow]

Send one

[candid bronze]

Anyone know a trading discord that does tek conversions ? I have a ton of ceilings I got from selling cursed BP but need other shit

[valid quiver]

600 sigils down the drain cause boss glitched out

[red glade]

No u

[valid quiver]

Had 6 mins left and just mission failed when we were messing her up

[sand vale]

[chilly axle]

its a split between reaper and the cerratasaurous reaper cus i mean look at the damn thing and tell me that aint metal as hell and cerrata cus self and group heal on all carnavores

[umbral willow]

*Tags everyone

[red glade]

He calls the Phlomias

[red glade]

You know that won't work lol

[umbral willow]

Blocking you

[sand vale]

@everyone

[umbral willow]

Tag 6 people

[red glade]

[sand vale]

no, i did 4 and it muted me 😭

[red glade]

[umbral willow]

That was a good day

[sand vale]

[chilly axle]

whats your favorite creature and why

[prisma jungle]

sorry didn't see your message sent you a dm

[sand vale]

icthyornins, another hell spawn like himself

[umbral willow]

Magmasaur. Cause it’s cool

[chilly axle]

respectable thats one of my top 5s for sure

[prisma jungle]

should see the Bundle now

[sand vale]

was 50 50 on the hell spawn he was gonna choose

[umbral willow]

I’m a good person

[sand vale]

hi skittle, on the bundle thing can i ask something?

[prisma jungle]

no

[sand vale]

lesser of 2 evils

[timber totem]

thats your opinion , and you're ever so slightly biased!

[sand vale]

[chilly axle]

whats your favorite creature

[umbral willow]

No bias here

[umbral willow]

His is pandas

[idle dawn]

GUYS @everyone
can someone pls send me a steam server that wiping on this friday
for 4 man
plssssss

[chilly axle]

pandas exsist in ark?

[timber totem]

Mym ickle cutie tasty Phiomia x

[sand vale]

a sassy one does

[prisma jungle]

the Quetz has always been my love since it came out

[timber totem]

they should

[umbral willow]

No no. One is too many already

[chilly axle]

fair but kindly let me put turrets back on it I want my quetzal gunship for my lost colony playthough it wwont be op i promise :) XD

[old shard]

Has anyone figured out why the Tek Spear Damage quest does not update and shows 0/250,000?

[red glade]

1. Tagging everyone doesnt work (thankfully)
2. Check #1110925695900713072

[red glade]

I knew there was a reason I liked you

[umbral willow]

Simp

[red glade]

For quetz? Hell yeah

[umbral willow]

Skittles simp

[sand vale]

who did u tame your first one?

[red glade]

Nah, he dropped the lil 🤣

[lime fossil]

I dont get if there is a new game and its supposely better then the last, why there is so many players playing evolved?

[umbral willow]

Most PCs can’t play Asa or they prefer other maps not available

[sand vale]

they can't run ASA or just don't want to
(also the unoffi pvp scene is kinda a bit more alive there, it's pretty dead in both)

[eternal bane]

just wanted to pop on here and say LC map still not fixed cant do outposts map sucks expected more see u in genesis 1

[red glade]

A friend was leaving ark so he gave me all his stuff. There was like, a level 50ish quetz in there. So I built a box and tracked down the 120 (max at the time) that had been on the map for a while, and sat there for 6 hours in the sky.

[lime fossil]

So there is no pvp but we can play together in a huge server or is it more a solo/friends thing ?

[sand vale]

let's goo, quetzal trap in quetzal

[chilly axle]

i didnt know that ark pvp was kinda dead ngl then again i dont do pvp not my style

[sand vale]

u can play in servers in both
and pvp exist in both

[red glade]

I was so sad when they took that away

[umbral willow]

Have you ever taken down one solo with a scorpion ?

[red glade]

No but I tried SO damn hard lmao

[timber totem]

a quetzel?

[gloomy sand]

Why? You like ugly birds ?

[idle dawn]

GUYS
can someone pls send me a steam ASE server that wiping on this friday
for 4 man
plssssss

[umbral willow]

Yup

[timber totem]

Its one of the few dinos that actually looks prehistoric

[pearl heath]

Quetzels are majestic

[sand vale]

ASA cause a bit of dlc pw2 and mostly people not being able to run it on their 1050
ASE it's all became the same wipe slop, u can't tell them apart now, there's like 3 cluster and they have 0 difference

[umbral willow]

He probably likes terror birds too

[prisma jungle]

it was the first bird that could pick up almost any dino. build on it's back great to farm with and provided you freedom

[timber totem]

those fly real well actually

[gloomy sand]

Today it’s a flying cage since it’s useless, sadly haha

[sand vale]

i love those guys

[umbral willow]

Yeah. Into the lava cause they’re ugly

[proven barn]

Is the quetz in the top 5 from the TLC Creatures?

[sand vale]

yes

[chilly axle]

i want a dino i can turn into a gunship pls XD Like c`mon it wont be that overpowered XD (you think im joking I am not let me have my air superiority)

[prisma jungle]

hope so