general

[hardy iris]

I’m getting sick also 😭

[burnt panther]

So ark can just take my dlc and nothing happens I should probably stop playing a game if they are going to randomly decide to take away my content I paid for

[silk grove]

@chilly tinsel xbox can't get on either

[west lava]

How's this the worse designed boss fight

[pine coyote]

Hell no KFC be hella expensive now days like 49.99 for a party bucket

[dull magnet]

I’m sick of WC

[paper ingot]

They link a 3 hour old status update lol

[terse grove]

If Xbox hadn’t purged all the captures I’d still have pics 🥲🥲

[sharp parcel]

They'll fix it when the event is over, hahaha

[pine coyote]

Thank-you beautiful,

[nocturne radish]

Anything to add character. I wouldn’t feel the need to pillar if it wasn’t for having ugly bases near me

[spark raft]

Wheen we getting Ford door

[covert fractal]

Lost colony or KFC bucket 🤔

[keen venture]

why stop there, just set your car on fire to protest being unable to update for a couple hours

[rugged bloom]

Yeah I know, I was fully refunded so I ate the burger lol

[still bloom]

You put your right foot in your take your right foot out you put your right foot in and you shake it all about you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around THATS what its all ABOUT

[olive matrix]

Yall wanting 2x to get extended I gotta start fresh after being alpha and grinding for a whole month I just farmed 500k ingots last Friday for nothing now it’s gone 🤣🤣🤣

[shadow gyro]

Maybe im pressing the wrong button when launching the game.

[terse grove]

EXACTLY I DONT need a cube ruining property value

[hasty carbon]

My power keeps going out because of bad weather. Should I stop paying my electric bill?

[spark raft]

There's to many Sam's here

[still bloom]

I cry for you comrade

[shut lake]

How were you alpha if you got wiped you should be strong enough to last a few days and have multiple bases don’t put your eggs all in one basket

[rugged bloom]

Woahhhhhh the hokey-pokey, Woahhhhhh the hokey-pokey, Woahhhhhh the hokey-pokey

[spark raft]

But where is duck sam

[chilly tinsel]

U should have stored them in a vault haha

[cinder storm]

Is this what it’s come to🥲

[fluid nest]

You def gotta save everything, all mine get uploaded to the cloud and I get notified on my phone on if I want to download or not

[heady vine]

Yes switch to steam powee

[hardy iris]

Omg I just merged them all into one

[burnt panther]

It not even about an update they even took it out of the store it off xbox entirely

[olive matrix]

Had multiple bases lmao had 2 tribes soak and heal and deplete everything lmao

[pine coyote]

Lil man got tonsillitis on top of the virus so tryna look after him while tryma get better myself is hard and Oh nooo get well soon lovely

[spark raft]

My name is also Sam too

[hardy iris]

Nooo that’s the worst 😭

[valid quiver]

Can we get a 1 in chat for rip Xbox people 🫠

[rugged bloom]

That is incorrect, there’s not enough sam’s here

[olive matrix]

4 bases gone 15 teleporters gone lmao gotta start fresh and get back to it I guess lmao

[pure turret]

Nah it's 100 percent them they kept the servers running and won't do a rollback no ones worried about the updates they didnt fix in game bro everyone just trying to make sure they arent 1 of the many that got wiped on official so chill with the need to fix this need to fix that bs wait til we on the same playing field at least

[pine coyote]

KFC bucket 🤣🤣

[nocturne radish]

Lmao. Night made

[stark sand]

[still bloom]

Can you pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time? For science

[red glade]

We all know who the true Sam is though

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-what-excuse-me-wtf-umm-gif-15790232245841332039

[icy lance]

Give me that golden check #lostcolony-submissions message

[shut lake]

What map?

[hardy iris]

Halloween event what

😆

[cinder storm]

Let me try and get back to you

[pine coyote]

Right 🥺🥺

[red glade]

[livid grail]

incredible insane lag and drakelings chest dont even spawn xD

[still bloom]

Join us you are the 4th i think

[still bloom]

Ok ok good good

[spark raft]

I am the 4th

[keen venture]

no, they did not. just a delayed update. you can still play it, it is just broken on servers 🙄

[still bloom]

We are sam

[icy lance]

Hmm yes.. yes

[rugged bloom]

One of us, one of us, one of us

[fluid nest]

Legion of Sam

[wispy sable]

Why even post that when its the same info you've given us lol

[pine coyote]

Love ascended when 😏

[hardy iris]

Omg I can’t wait XD

[fluid nest]

When you come over

[chilly tinsel]

I'd say around the 12th of feb

[rugged bloom]

Smooth operator

[half valley]

@civic bison just wondering with the Xbox delay, will the de render in single fix be pushed with also ? 🙂

[cinder storm]

For some reason I rubbed my head, patted my stomachs and also my foot started going and stubbed my toe

[flat dock]

is there a chance it could be fixed tonight or should i just call it fr

[west lava]

@civic bison any way we can get our sigils back for gamma lc boss fight to re do it?
Malwyn can't be killed reaches 0 hp and won't die. Can't progress through the area. It takes a lot of time to get those sigils to just completely be soft locked out. 🙁 OC Pve 6404

[spring iris]

X3 ?

[pine coyote]

Me neither love my valentines event 😢

[fallow oracle]

Dumb question, why is Ark the only game I have ever played that has to have MS/Sony figure issues out from their side after multiple updates?

Is it a certification issue?

[burnt panther]

Ya your so right I tried playing single player and it doesn't work and it not in the store it is broken they took it

[thick vector]

So is it something in the patch broken, or is it in the submitting process thats broken, im not fully understanding what's actually broken

[hardy iris]

Best event ever haha

[lavish nest]

Because people wanted them to be more informative instead of saying nothing

[flat dock]

prolly not

[hasty carbon]

why do the masses keep asking, despite it being posted and nothing changed? Why do birds suddenly appear?

[shadow gyro]

This is wild

[vestal phoenix]

what is the best base spot

[pine coyote]

Yh I know I was trolling thank you though

[still bloom]

Oh my bad the toe stubbing spell was meant for the devs only my apologies my apologies

[flat dock]

get grinding bud

[royal zodiac]

It is NOT playable locks up before it gets past the rocket intro

[vestal phoenix]

mid game

[kind hatch]

Could have taken the official network down hours ago, but instead we just get the same information again. As if we didn’t already know.

[fluid nest]

I appreciate 🙏

[still bloom]

Oh no... our table... its broken

[pine coyote]

I dont know i love my Easter dodos and all my eggs 😂😂

[cinder storm]

It’s okay I forgive you, but the toe does not

[hardy iris]

True

[sudden maple]

Need a “rollback” chant going on 😅

[next pelican]

At this point I accepted my babies are in ark heaven

[safe temple]

Dev should just roll all servers back to pre patch, give us 4x for the weekend and call it a day

[rugged bloom]

They aren’t rolling back

[indigo dragon]

Rollback

[coarse mirage]

What a load of bullshit blaming Microsoft! All the other stuff went through fine, just another screwup!

[pine coyote]

Think I farmed like 2k chibis last easter event 🤣🤣

[thick vector]

Hey it matches my spirit at this point 😜

[vestal phoenix]

also could i use megatheriums or theirs for every boss fight

[sudden maple]

Thus the chant

[olive matrix]

Lost colony brutha

[rugged bloom]

Would just lead to time outs tbh

[red glade]

It was absolutely Microsoft lol

[safe temple]

No Ark heaven, just another level of Ark

[paper ingot]

It's been to long they won't roll back 6 hours

[shut lake]

Dollie doesn’t update people, people start hating , Dollie updates and people still hate! Gotta love the ark community

[sudden maple]

Worth a try

[still bloom]

I feel you 😭

[fluid nest]

The Legiom of Sam cannot be silenced forever

[flat crater]

I mean....the other two platforms are fine, which means it must be Microsoft? 😂

[bitter maple]

I will loose my Ragnarok base because my character is stuck on lost colony

[pine coyote]

[still bloom]

Did she give you a cookie yet

[kind hatch]

Which is why the official network should have been taken offline

[rugged bloom]

[hardy iris]

[sinful eagle]

Ark is such a half ass game lmfao this is why I quit playing this game for years at a time and only play it for like a month or two lol

[gilded ravine]

@civic bison you need to do a rollback from when this update went live my tribe full of xbox players is currently getting soaked and wiped by playstation tribes and is giving them a huge unfair advantage. you cant expect people to invest their time like this just to have no control over losing everything the time was put forth toward

[cosmic basin]

@civic bison thanks for update babycakes ; )

[safe temple]

They rolled back weeks before 😂

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-attack-otter-bite-otter-angry-angry-bite-gif-26487694

[rugged bloom]

We know you’ll come crawling back

[woeful pebble]

@civic bison It's a real joke, every update makes the game worse, adds new bugs, and so on. Updates should improve the game, not make it worse. First, there were updates every 30 minutes, now this. I hope they finally come up with a serious decision.

[rugged bloom]

Pls sea lion gif

[cinder storm]

Can I pet that dawggggg

[still bloom]

Great patch note but nothing said about this screen flickering and hotbar flickering to numbers

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

[thick vector]

Also brings up the question of could patches wait to be implemented until all certs are obtained or once you submit them do they go into effect

[bitter maple]

It’s a disgrace official servers are still on

[pine coyote]

Best otter 🥰

[pure turret]

Yeah nice try buddy that's your fault not dollies 🤣

[woeful pebble]

It's a real joke, every update makes the game worse, adds new bugs, and so on. Updates should improve the game, not make it worse. First, there were updates every 30 minutes, now this. I hope they finally come up with a serious decision.

[sinful eagle]

After a few years ya lol the quickly remember why I quit playing and quit again, but you ain’t wrong🤣

[wispy sable]

They dont care about us

[woeful pebble]

@civic bison It's a real joke, every update makes the game worse, adds new bugs, and so on. Updates should improve the game, not make it worse. First, there were updates every 30 minutes, now this. I hope they finally come up with a serious decision.

[civic bison]

Constantly reassuring through an issue with no new news doesn't pan out well.

But, sometimes when it's a serious issue and there's a small development and it's been a few hours since an update, I feel players appreciate even the notice of small movement. Would you prefer only

x is broken
x is now fixed

kinda thing?

(genuine question, i'm not being sassy)

[nimble scarab]

Idk how people don't put away babies before long list updates 🤪

[rugged bloom]

Will reply again in 5 minutes, I need to watch the sea lion gif 28 times

[violet anchor]

this game is so broken my tribe did the alpha boss and it brok on the last cute seen and said misson failed

[safe temple]

Ignore the hate I know you’re working hard on this Dollie 😊

[gilded ravine]

how could some people getting an update while others dont my fault

[keen venture]

it really is. different issue from what everyone else is having with LC

[dark bluff]

Id like detailed updates and possible eta’s

[rugged bloom]

Everyone’s the same, arks a drug, you gotta scratch its itch

[bronze gyro]

And ark is trash still glad I deleted the game

[scenic crater]

Communication throughout is appreciated people are just grumpy and wanting to play

[kind hatch]

We appreciate updates, just not hours after the game has been unplayable for xbox players. Servers should have been taken offline immediately.

[still bloom]

No as frustrating as it can be its nicer to have updates like how you are doing than to be in the dark until its fixed, you are appreciated Dollie

[pine coyote]

You wouldn't be able to win whatever you do queen unfortunately, keep doing you seriously you do amazing keeping us imformed as well as you can

[pure turret]

Because we are on xbox so we have no one to blame but ourselves

[sinful eagle]

100% ark is the type of of game you can only play in small doses 🤣

[rugged bloom]

You’ll come back

[honest apex]

The. Why are you here 😂

[safe temple]

Throw it out, give the game to me

[hasty carbon]

People complain when you don't say something. People complain when you do. Just do what you wanna do.

[rotund mango]

3x 3x 3x 3x

[open elk]

when is opening server download

[woeful pebble]

@civic bison It's a real joke, every update makes the game worse, adds new bugs, and so on. Updates should improve the game, not make it worse. First, there were updates every 30 minutes, now this. I hope they finally come up with a serious decision.

[bronze gyro]

@honest apex to see everyone complete about it

[ebon plinth]

a 4-hour rollback lol XD

[wispy sable]

Id prefer you to take official down since at least 1/3 of your players can't play a new dlc they paid for. Its been 7 hours. Not trying to be a jerk

[rugged bloom]

Depends, if you have ADHD and an addictive personality disorder then you can never leave… (me)

[gilded ravine]

makes no sense bud good try tho

[royal zodiac]

It never updated so thought Id try to play but got that instead. Game updated as well as other dlc’s

[pine coyote]

Missed a spot we need a new cleaner 😏😏

[shut lake]

Ive quit ark about 1000 times and always came back it comes to me in my dreams how do we quit????

[terse grove]

We all complain about it and still play 250000 more hours of it lol

[potent beacon]

Yea 3x would be fire

[hollow siren]

copying the same thing over and over isnt going to make her notice you

[smoky stump]

@civic bison servers should have been taken down hours ago would have save all the hassle

[red glade]

Let's not spam please

[spring sentinel]

Roll it back my pvp base is going to be gone soon

[gloomy sand]

We need a new queenie

[pastel hinge]

U think they r gonna do a rollback.

[west lava]

@civic bison any way we can get our sigils back for gamma lc boss fight to re do it?
Malwyn can't be killed reaches 0 hp and won't die. Can't progress through the area. It takes a lot of time to get those sigils to just completely be soft locked out. 🙁 OC Pve 6404

[still bloom]

WE are the same PERSON!! hahahahhaha

[unborn gorge]

is wildcard aware that EPIC accounts for ASA have no anticheat, and they can basically cheat forever in ASA offical ? can we get them turned off like win10

[rugged bloom]

Well we are both Sam, so I believe so

[nimble scarab]

I personally prefer being notified of progress of any kind, which these status updates were providing me of that

[pine coyote]

Nah you'd miss me 😏

[pure turret]

I know it makes no since that's why im still wondering why the servers are still up and running but we won't get a rollback. Which also made no sense 🤔

[hardy iris]

Obviously !

[next pelican]

Because we have jobs and expect to come home and play on our 60$ game with a 30$ just fine but i guess not

[honest apex]

Idk maybe we all go play hightail

[gloomy sand]

the sam person basically

[safe temple]

Tbh I’m on ps and I hope so, I lost a couple babies due to bullshit. But then I lose out on 6hrs of 2x for my other babies. We need rollback and 4x to make it up

[still bloom]

I see what you did there and i LIKE it

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-cat-staring-staring-cat-daladada-gif-23650468

[wispy sable]

I do appreciate updates. Its just frustrating not being able to play and enjoy the game we all love so much. I can only imagine your frustration tho.

[red glade]

[unique hazel]

you are all legion for you are many?

[burnt panther]

Ya you not having the issue because your not on xbox I can see the icon so you would not experience the problem of an xbox user

[gilded ravine]

dollie needs to get her act together

[hardy iris]

No no

[woeful pebble]

Yeah, because we're all addicted, bro. XD

[main frost]

Guessing the frustration is from the long delay with no info at all and then the info now is it's still broken I'm just guessing though. I think most would've preferred to hear something shortly after the update and there was nothing

[nimble scarab]

So your excuse for not putting away your toys before going to bed is you have work? XD

[ivory grove]

@civic bison pause uploads please🙏🙏

[shadow marten]

You guys should have shutdown the servers until its fix we are not losing 3 or 4h we are losing days of breeding🤦‍♂️

[red glade]

Terrible pun. I love it

[still bloom]

Well i am able to get into my island server thankfully i have more than one character hehehe so im off to tend babies i love all you Sams xoxoxo

Anyone else on Xbox have screen flickering and messed up hotbar? All my tribe dose

[keen venture]

neither are most xbox users. the expansion is not being taken away. try reading the announcements or just go find some grass and calm down

[pure turret]

It's the wc team dollie is just 1 person but im okay with blaming her.. ☺️

[rugged bloom]

Enjoy tending to your babies! One best be called Sam

[hasty carbon]

imagine thinking the platform tag next to a user's name is accurate

[still bloom]

I need a White Women to Play ARK With.

[spring sentinel]

Ima get wiped on arkpoc💀

[terse grove]

My neurodivergent ahh needs Dino time

[rotund mango]

3x 3x 3x

[pine coyote]

I now identify as a sam.. love you too

[wispy sable]

Gtfoh lmmfsao

[rugged bloom]

-3X

[safe temple]

@gloomy sand is Fjordur a planned future release for Asa

[hardy iris]

Didn’t arkpoc wipe today XD

[rugged bloom]

Interesting?

[gloomy sand]

ask WC

[ebon plinth]

.

[red glade]

Whut

[spring sentinel]

My thatch base is worked hard to build 😵

[still bloom]

You can be an honorary sam 🖤🤣

[hardy iris]

Last week(?) 😆

[potent beacon]

We should all vote for 3x for this weekend since we are out of a day of playing

[shadow gyro]

Loaded ASE and it runs smooth it makes me so mad

[honest apex]

Blaming dollie for this is like blaming the Pillsbury dough boy for expired biscuits

[gilded ravine]

well her community management skills could be better if she paid attention to the real problems instead of posting mod pack videos @civic bison

[red glade]

Like 2 weeks ago xD

[dense comet]

Thought you were a wc dev

[burnt panther]

Ya imagine someone using something for what it is supposed to be used for crazy right

[civic bison]

I understand. Mhhh, I'm a bit frustrated but I've been in the industry quite some years, I know MSFT are busting their asses to address it. It's more, empathy for you guys tbh. I know how it feels as a player

[pine coyote]

That will do 😏

[rugged bloom]

You are one of us now

[hardy iris]

When arkpoc wiped

XD

[woeful pebble]

Well then, do your job properly! It can't be that it gets worse and unplayable with every update.

[hollow siren]

man if only you could read

[upper sapphire]

I mean sure ? Ig

[serene flame]

Are you the goat in map making? (i already know the answer)

[red glade]

bruh

[pine coyote]

Yay wahoo

[west lava]

@civic bison any way we can get our sigils back for gamma lc boss fight to re do it?
Malwyn can't be killed reaches 0 hp and won't die. Can't progress through the area. It takes a lot of time to get those sigils to just completely be soft locked out. 🙁 OC Pve 6404
Just tell me you can't help pls

[spark raft]

[rugged bloom]

What’s your thoughts on sea lions?

[red glade]

I'm just a discord mod. It is my job to tell you not to spam lol

[brisk wing]

Their original roadmap has it planned as the final remastered map release.

[sinful eagle]

True, that’s not me iv already been going heard since thanks giving rebuilding from my last departure, im at the point again where im ready for a break haven’t been getting on much lately anyhow so im not really bothered by this delay it’s just annoying, i like to get of for a few moneys a day throughout the day lol

[still bloom]

@civic bison remember u kicked me from your tribe 8 years ago

[hardy iris]

🤪

[spark raft]

So when we getting the Ford 150

[gloomy sand]

I never made a goat no

[hardy iris]

Good

[gilded ravine]

you must like just sitting in here watching huh

[hardy iris]

[pine coyote]

Don't lie you have a big green button 😏😏

[lost sapphire]

I've lost a while bunch of podded dinos I had in my inventory no fkn idea where they went. On 3 diff servers

[pure turret]

I got free tek if you need been going at the tek "grind" for a couple hours now on 2 maps 😎

[versed snow]

is anyone else seeing the LC is broken after this update?

[spark raft]

Petition to add a goat to astraoes

[safe temple]

Final? Was it a planned date? Like quarter?

[hasty carbon]

imagine having ASE and ASA on multiple platforms so you click all the relevant ones and disc only shows one of them. Super crazy right

[burnt panther]

How many sigils do you use I get alot when I play

[cosmic gorge]

And... when we can play?

[red glade]

Yep, I call it Gloonepe

[hardy iris]

Dire otters yeah

[spark raft]

Never

[unique hazel]

that moment wanna check out map but has a lower like % and can't find any info on it 😓

[rugged bloom]

Yeah I’m trying to play Ark less because it’s becoming increasingly unhealthy but I like dinosaur 🙂

[honest apex]

Arent there glowing goats in the ab zone?

[pine coyote]

Tbh they suit astraeos

[gilded ravine]

free tek?

[spark raft]

Idk

[hollow siren]

well i mean if youd like some insight on what im doing...im actually eating tatortots, but thanks for the concern

[spark raft]

@gloomy sand is this the concept art

[pine coyote]

A what now 🤨

[kind hatch]

It just feels like xbox gets walked on. First with the launch of Extinction, we were a week late to the party. Then when EGS or PSN has an outage, u take servers offline. But when its a MFST issue, its like “sucks to be you”

[serene flame]

Nah but fr astraeos is my favorite map thank you my goat for making it 😭 🙏

[sinful eagle]

I can relate I only play for the dinosaurs, I’m more addicted to the Dino’s rather then the game itself

[unique hazel]

👀

[gloomy sand]

yea

[rugged bloom]

Shinehorns

[shadow gyro]

In ASE when i push my thumbstick my character moves instantly. I miss those days

[west lava]

It's 100 of each for gamma. Outposts are fixed so it'll be easier. But still a lot of grind to lose to a bug.

[nimble scarab]

We also had our boss brick as well as many others, just gotta refarm the sigils, at least there's an update to the spawningnof outposts now

[gloomy sand]

glad to hear ty

[wispy sable]

Much love boss lady. You get 100000 times credit from me. Appreciate all you do to keep the game running. Shit happens out of your control and I get that.

[pine coyote]

Stop that, that's awful 😂😂

[plucky ether]

Well, these guys didn’t fake shit Dog. I just lost my character due to this stupid ass fucking update as well so they fucked shit up at the same time. They try to fix it. That’s all they’re ever good at ASE was 110 times better than this bullshit.

[rotund mango]

Lemme get a Tek stryder rq

[ivory grove]

Your maps pretty cool, asteros

[rugged bloom]

Yessss, colourful dinosaurs scratch my brain

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-smile-flirt-gif-16060035702808606489

[honest apex]

Shinehorn goat tomato tomato

[red glade]

It's amazing

[civic bison]

I don't recall posting one of those. But if I did, it would be because my boss tasked me with it and it's my....y'know job.

Are you suggesting Svala is posting mod vids AND KEEPING THE FACT SHE IS ACTUALLY A BACKEND MSFT ENGINEER WHO COULD ACTUALLY FIX THIS FROM ALL OF US????

[gilded ravine]

I coulda guessed you spend every moment in front of a discord

[pine coyote]

Why does it look half human though 🤔

[burnt panther]

Ya crazy and ark is broken and you just can't accept that multiple people are experiencing the exact same thing were lost colony is not in there xbox store and they can't play single player on lost colony crazy right

[spark raft]

Put some pants on

[tender ocean]

Nothing like a game server held together with discount scotch tape and wads of gum

[wispy night]

We still in here complaining?

[rugged bloom]

Any news on Crystal isles

[tawdry flint]

This happens to every system it’s fine just play tomorrow or later tonight watch a movie or somthing

[spark raft]

Yes

[hollow siren]

you know what? i think you just gotta... sign off

[ivory grove]

I think this is true!👍

[next pelican]

Petition to fully wipe everyone if my babies die 🐥

[spark raft]

Touch grass? Impossible

[rustic mesa]

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!

[west lava]

Yeahhh, just the most dum dum boss fight

[hollow siren]

well i didnt say that

[hardy iris]

It’s the teeth 😆

[gloomy sand]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hp-harry-potter-OmW

[rugged bloom]

Grass only exists in video games so it is impossible to touch it

[hasty carbon]

bro what are you even going on about? I'm currently not playing either because I'm affected too. Again, don't trust the little icon next to the name.

[ivory grove]

You play?

[pine coyote]

I mean you and nek are special so I get why you find it amazing 😂😂

[honest apex]

Have you ever met an ark player who isnt complaining?

[still bloom]

@civic bison you caused me alot of mental health problems and bullying from when you kicked me from tribe I unfortunately never forgot..

[potent beacon]

Ark is pain

[red glade]

[tired crest]

Pain is Ark

[pine coyote]

Right it's weird looking goat 😂😂

[rugged bloom]

Can’t spell complain without ark

[spring sentinel]

Can WC give me minor aberration sigels for the inconvenience

[civic bison]

yes yes i have the ASE official pvp PTSD experience

[nimble scarab]

Skill issue

[ivory grove]

@civic bison can we pause upload timers? I’m very worried😂❤️

[hardy iris]

Hi I am Dollie’s otter guard you can address me for this matter, and you deserved it surely

[gilded ravine]

Im glad you can reply with snarky comments instead of giving real information wildcard money well spent. we can now see why the state of the game is the way that it is @civic bison

[ivory grove]

Haha I don’t blame you there!

[unique hazel]

it seems great but will admit def waiting for fjordur 😓

[spark raft]

[wary slate]

I wish I lived in Hawaii...its too fricking cold 🥶 and the storm coming Sunday is going to be brutal 😭

[gilded ravine]

imagine trying to gain aura in a discord with a pfp like that biggest pick me girl of all time

[civic bison]

oh my god hahahahahahaha

PLECTRON!!!!

BRO YOU BLEW UP HALF OUR OWN FOB BY ACCIDENT

[keen venture]

have you tried reading the announcements 🤔 maybe read them again while you wait

[gloomy sand]

I would love to do another nordic map before fjordur tho

[wispy night]

I’ve only got 3K hrs in ASA

[supple python]

In a meeting with the top wigs of Microsoft .. they are asking for a untouched 40 year old to expedite lost colony. 😳

[rotund linden]

I’m getting mek meshed rn I cant get on to defend 🙁

[hollow siren]

dude even if she posted the information (which she has) you still wouldnt be able to tell if its her posting or not

[pine coyote]

Yeah my friend in America is prepping for it all stay safe 🙏 ❤️

[spark raft]

That's crazy

[keen venture]

can we have some highlands that are actually high

[unique hazel]

i wouldn't blame you tbh

[burnt panther]

Can they pause the pvp server because they essentially put a target on every xbox tribe when they announced that xbox can't get on lost colony

[hardy iris]

Bruh 😆 ☠️

[unique hazel]

i just lvoe maps that have ruins and forts and villages and fjordur has those in spades

[hollow siren]

and you doing tupac real dirty by spewing hatred stupidity

[tame veldt]

i take it a lot of yall eat hotdogs for the shape and not the taste huh

[red glade]

HOW?!

[spark raft]

They wouldnt do that just because xbox is down

[ivory grove]

Can we get the poker table back in ark! I actually miss it so much!

[pine coyote]

How does one accomplish such a accident like that 🤔 😂

[hardy iris]

I can imagine… LOL

[keen venture]

same way one of my friends ran around inside out storage with a flamethrower, 36 hours no sleep all ark does shit to brain

[unique hazel]

i am more of a explorer/fighter then a builder so those maps like fjordur and lost island are my 2 faves 😊

[pine coyote]

Like Atlantis?

[keen venture]

probably a safe guess

[burnt panther]

Ya it not like server are CrossPlay or anything

[supple python]

Just found out Devs where being raided and had to sabotage update

[gilded ravine]

Tupac woulda never stood for any treatment like the way you give this community

[red glade]

bruh xD

[pine coyote]

Especially pvp too 😂😂

[pure turret]

Yeah not everyone is with this guy 🙄

[woeful pebble]

@civic bison Please 🙏 don't release the next map until all the bugs are fixed. It's not that difficult. I understand you need to make money, but the constant CE errors, in-game bugs, and now this on the weekend are really frustrating the players. I hope you can come up with some kind of compensation.

[pine coyote]

Ewwwww

[rugged bloom]

Keep your toes to yourself please

[spark raft]

Source: trust me

[hollow siren]

i refuse to believe that someone could be this stupid

[keen venture]

intrusive ark thoughts, we should call these

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/really-are-you-kidding-me-got-to-be-kidding-youre-kidding-me-seriously-gif-6521278384595665157

[gray raptor]

Lmfao

[wispy night]

I hope those kids learn to read

[honest apex]

I vote we get the tribe log for that 😂

[mint gorge]

@gray raptor As an Xbox player, please do not send feet pics. Are corny and bunyony and gross.

[civic bison]

I don't remember if he did it accidentally with c4 or grenades tbh, it was years ago hahahaha but it was the final straw and I kicked him

(he's part of OG ARK history tho ❤️ @still bloom )

[nimble scarab]

A real human being thinks this way lmao, fascinating. Did you actually read the status updates or are you actually serious xD

[gloomy sand]

since when is atlantis something nordic

[ivory grove]

Hahahaha grenades or c4 either is crazy. Kick him!!!

[heady coral]

@civic bison any possibility of decay timers being shut off because of the xbox issue... i am unable to get onto my astro

[pine coyote]

You could make it Nordic 😉

[spring sentinel]

When are the new event skins coming to club ark ?

[quaint totem]

@civic bison Xbox users should get a free gigadesmodus and poker table for inconvenience

[rugged bloom]

Since you started either helping or being the lead dev on it

[ivory grove]

Yes poker table for sure!

[hardy iris]

I guess I don’t get to bite

[hollow siren]

probably never since club ark is outated poop

[red glade]

Just make it all water, so cold you die in seconds.

[nimble scarab]

Atlan-arfheimdur....

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-otters-nutria-gif-25743548

[unique hazel]

i really wish i could mod or have space for devkit to mod

[pine coyote]

His the dev of it

[median shore]

biting is rude

[ivory grove]

Could we recreate the poker table on a mod?😂

[unique hazel]

i got a mod idea think would be great but not skill or other stuff to make it happen 😓

[rugged bloom]

Thought so but doubted myself as it’s almost 3am lol

[gilded ravine]

lol I can’t believe a human spends this much time on discord to make an acc like yours

[pine coyote]

Biting is fun

[hardy iris]

Not when it’s to protection ! 😆

[quaint tinsel]

No it’s not

[median shore]

[mint gorge]

@median shore Not if you ask first...

[bronze rock]

I appreciate the update. Thank you for being you. Don’t let the haters in! You’re the best!

[hasty sedge]

400% increase turret is BS

[pine coyote]

GP informed me and I trust him 😂😂

[bitter bobcat]

Some sunken viking ships and statues and krackens n shit underwater would go hard

[wispy night]

Not if you yell surprise!

[hollow nova]

Why would they turn decay timers off for a issue that’s been happening for all of like 3 hours lol

[rugged bloom]

Pretty sure it was in a cronch or something

[hollow siren]

took me less effort to "make a account" like mine then it does for you to apparently read and respond

[unique hazel]

hey guys what does it mean with "Increase auto turret cost in Defense outpost missions." ?

[median shore]

it’s been about 7 hours

[pine coyote]

Yh something like that I just watch GP for all news if I didn't read a crunch properly though 😂😂

[young marsh]

I believe this was a typo and they meant to say only send those that are corny and bunyony and gross

[pure turret]

It's been longer than 3 hours

[burnt panther]

They should release a mod kit lite version for xbox to make small mods that would be cool like maybe we can stream the kit like game pass cloud gaming

[shadow gyro]

@unique hazel they hate solo players

[honest vault]

The points required (25) is now higher

[wispy night]

It’s in road map

[spark raft]

Help shes got a knife

[rugged bloom]

I watch loaded crisis for his news, I’m too brain dead to read the cronchs

[nimble scarab]

Gp also strongly told me that there was no client update needed for this patch xD meanwhile laughing my ass off from Xbox telling him how wrong he was

[median shore]

but turning off decay doesn’t make sense either way. decay timers are days long

[unique hazel]

aww 😓

[hardy iris]

I’m assuming they increased the cost of auto turrets in the defense outpost missions

[burnt panther]

Were is the road map

[flat monolith]

[hollow nova]

The announcement was made 3 hours ago. Even at 7 whole hours…if your stuff is decaying because of 1 day you should probs log in a little more often lol

[mint gorge]

NOOoooOooo #FunyunsNotBunyuns

[spark raft]

Turn off the servers✋️😌

[hardy iris]

[pine coyote]

Please stop watching him his a whole bait, he told people dragontopia has a release date for December 2026 😂😂

[hallow thunder]

When can Xbox players play again? @civic bison

[quaint totem]

Put it on officials sure but can’t play ark for 2 days with out them breaking it again and locking users out for 4 days

[red glade]

What? No waaaay!

[spark raft]

But my thatch hut is gonna go away😭

[median shore]

but i need to breed my cats

[hollow siren]

you know what? maybe i just will, and while im at it ill be able to tell difference between people, roles, and names.. and oh also! find all the information i need right here in discord. and be able to know who it is posted by

[unique hazel]

xbox issue aside i hope change to outpost means that one outpost who's mission area overlaps a bit into my base in that one crater can spawn again

[honest vault]

Don’t worry from what I’ve seen it’s still quite easy to get lots of turrets in, and when combined with a couple good dinos u can annihilate the missions 😁

[icy lance]

[pine coyote]

There's a difference between patches and GPS videos all being accurate to knowledge

[young marsh]

Ahh I see, people, they want you to only send feet picks with funyuns on your toes

[spark raft]

Uhoh guys we got a guy starting to spam the clown emoji 👀

[burnt panther]

O is that why that one won't spawn any more

[rugged bloom]

He did? I know it’s meant to be Q4 so I think he probably assumed it was gonna be December judging the past two Q4 releases (extinction in December 2024, LC December 2025)

[icy lance]

Toxisswish 🤡

[mint gorge]

Double the unyuns

[nimble scarab]

Dear God people like you are why that man still makes 5 videos covering the same damn crunch 🤣

[honest vault]

So glad I left my character on The Island 🤪

[unique hazel]

i got 4 ossidons and a teraxtitan and i was gonna test it to see if teraxititan breath can damage the bronto ankle orbs

[sudden maple]

So how many players raided the Xbox players while they couldn’t defend themselves for free loot 🤣

[spring sentinel]

🤡

[unique hazel]

oh did you build in that crater southwest of small lake too?

[wispy night]

The thirst

[rugged bloom]

I mean I don’t watch often, I just know he releases the day of the cronch, so watch that one then I stop watching the rest until the next cronch

[gilded ravine]

What’s the word on that rollback @civic bison

[toxic field]

@stark vapor I can't get into a lost colony. Could someone tell me what to do? I'm going to organize all my dinosaurs.

[long badge]

Crazy they letting PlayStation offline Xbox on official servers all that work for the month for this

[pine coyote]

He did indeed but could come earlier we dont know yet, alot of his videos have been false information tbh

[median shore]

#status-updates

[rugged bloom]

Who’s the fella you watch?

[wispy night]

Never gonna give you up

[mint gorge]

No rollback

[wintry blaze]

Did they fix the servers

[pine coyote]

@olive nacelle

[sage heath]

Cone on ark wtf we need Microsoft to not suck... its gates fault

[nimble scarab]

Valid lmao, i just cant stand him haha

[median shore]

bird is the word

[pure turret]

She said no rollback because it's not fair to the people that are able to play right now XD

[rugged bloom]

The transitions do my head in tbh

[burnt panther]

I found a crater in a snow area and when you land in it the game tells you it a good base spot but I think I block a outpost buybuild on back wall

[pine coyote]

I had block him 😂😂

[honest vault]

I get right up in it’s business with mantis n swords, I whack each orb as fast as I can and then spam the leap attack on the bronto until it dies

[spiral eagle]

If its Microsofts fault then why does this happen to exactly zero other games,?

[unique hazel]

ye same

[sudden maple]

What about the people who can’t play and defend themselves the mean nothing then?

[gilded ravine]

Yea bro they need some people who can actually think at wildcard if they don’t want their player pop to be 10 people a server

[hollow nova]

Yall needa touch grass 😂 can’t play for some hours and you’re going crazy haha

[rugged bloom]

No? She said it would potentially destroy player data

[sharp parcel]

😭

[unique hazel]

cause ark not as important as major games like OW etc?

[lucid prairie]

My last complaint about Defense Outposts is that, can every tribe get 10 sigils like the attack outposts?

[shadow gyro]

Also in ASE there are dinos in my single player. So cool

[shut lake]

• correction it’s about 2 a server

[sudden maple]

They have done rollbacks over 12 hours or more before common now

[gilded ravine]

@civic bison could I get an actual valid reason for not having a rollback

[pure turret]

Pretty much. She said it could destroy the players data that are able to play right now so we as xbox players are screwed in other words

[thick vector]

She said earlier that the number of affected xbox/windows players is small compared to the number able to play so no rollback will happen

[sage heath]

Your problem right but they still haven't fixed the head set glitches chat either.....

[hollow nova]

Because there’s more players playing then not that you’d screw over

[honest vault]

Most games don’t do their maps as separate Xbox additions, they are typically coded directly tied with the game itself

[wispy sable]

7.5 hours. Shut servers down already

[rugged bloom]

Not my words, just saying what Dollie said earlier

[sharp parcel]

🍆

[sudden maple]

I’m aware but I’ve also been around through some gnarly rollbacks so tha excuse doesn’t really add up lol

[rugged bloom]

“rollbacks pose very significant risk to player data ie: anyone who transferred in the meantime is at high risk of losing their char, among other save corruptions. No, it's not worth the potential loss to you guys unfortunately”

[sudden maple]

They could at least have paused servers to account for it

[stark sand]

there havnt been that many network wide roll backs

[warm prism]

Like I don't want a roll back. We all taking about roll backs non stop. Just shut off the effected servers. Give the people 20 mins to get back to base. People are losing hundreds of baby's.

[spiral summit]

did they actually fix the outposts

[gilded ravine]

@civic bison so why whenever any type of inconvenience happens to where someone can’t play you either immediately take the server down orrrrr issue a warning that a rollback will happen so don’t try to play and make any progress( just a suggestion tho so you don’t kill sections of your player base)

[pure turret]

Wouldn't be a problem if the servers weren't up 🤣 so try another excuse

[sudden maple]

I was literally around for that I’m not arguing, I’m just saying they have before so her excuse isn’t adding up this time

[rugged bloom]

Brother I’m not even an employee for WC, I ain’t got any excuses 💀

[nimble scarab]

People really need to lay down and take a nap while this all blows over

[pliant garnet]

anyone having issues with steam version crashing when loading map?

[wind cedar]

Back

[unique hazel]

anyone ever try out the veles map at all?

[hollow nova]

I’m sure repeatedly tagging her will get you the answer you’re looking for mate

[sudden maple]

Fair enough, but pausing servers woulda been another solid solution.

[stark sand]

jw wen was the last time they did a network wide rollbacl?

[wind cedar]

When snail tribe got raided

[long badge]

Some officials server getting wiped by PlayStation tribes rn

[spiral summit]

what is going on tho? a system cant play?

[round kindle]

So is Microsoft at fault or what?

[rugged bloom]

Mb mb, tbh idk why officials weren’t taken offline when the issue occurred originally

[stark sand]

i agree they shoulda paused but ur sayin u see them rb all the time..and that is just false

[gilded ravine]

im sure trying to make yourself relevant and defending her will make you feel better]

[pure turret]

I'm just a pot stirrer let me have my fun 😁 im waiting on my server to come back up again

[kind hatch]

Serious question, is it possible to only rollback Lost Colony servers? This way we aren’t affecting players across the entire official network? @civic bison

[sudden maple]

Tbh I can’t recall I quit this game and come back so much, this is usually the stuff that makes me leave lol

[valid quiver]

@civic bison hi 🙏🏻

[hardy iris]

Easier said than done to be fair

[nimble scarab]

Pvp official is psychotic to be playing in the big 26 sorry to hear it man

[hollow nova]

I feel really good

[rugged bloom]

Have you tried uninstalling your electrical grid?

[wind cedar]

The winter storm might

[stark sand]

ya so y say u seen it and u havnt lol

[sage heath]

Why don't they do test servers for each platform first

[gilded ravine]

I bet all 350 pounds of you

[sudden maple]

Not once did I say all the time, just that it’s been done. 🤷‍♂️

[rugged bloom]

Praying for you 😂 😭

[pure turret]

If they did a rollback on 1 server then everyone's characters that transferred would be duplicated

[rough pasture]

@civic bison the defense outpost is not do able to many bronto spwan

[sage heath]

It was running so perfect before update

[hollow nova]

Actually 451. But hey at least I touch grass and ain’t crying over not being able to play for a few hours

[stark sand]

and when was the last one u seen done on asa

[honest vault]

No doing that would destroy anyone’s characters who have transferred

[wind cedar]

Thanks I don’t do well in cold

[heavy parcel]

poop

[glad notch]

Is anyone having issues taking out their cryopods?

[sudden maple]

I have flicken chicken 🤡

[mint gorge]

I wonder what all the Playstation PvP players are doing right now, since they know Xbox can't join? 👻👻👻

[nimble scarab]

Prob not cuz lots of transfers happening on and off map

[stark sand]

okayy lol

[spiral summit]

but what is the issue

[pure turret]

Which issue? They currently working on fixing the boss issue XD

[rugged bloom]

Same! I prefer to be warm than cold, I could beat scorched earth irl but lost colony, nah I be too cold 100% of the time, regardless of what I’m wearing

[gilded ravine]

the grass would crumble under you bro try not to weigh your chair down too hard

[stark sand]

did u test that generator???

[wind cedar]

Well ima pledge myself to a life of abstinence. Oh wait I play ark it keeps fu(in me

[rugged bloom]

Eating jello

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/uhhhhh-gif-18728531

[nimble scarab]

Wiping you guys and laughing about it most likely like I am laughing from my cozy tek pod in pve while I wait for update

[hollow nova]

That’s the worse comeback I have heard yet lol

[wind cedar]

I just started lost colony 5 days ago I play abb

[hardy iris]

[rugged bloom]

I’m still glooning on rag

[keen venture]

does yapping ceaselessly make you feel relevant?

[mint gorge]

I'm buying a PS5 just so I can raid my own base when my Xbox is offline. Take THAT Microsoft!!

[pure turret]

@civic bison look at this comment 🤣

[stark sand]

smh lol

[spring sentinel]

[late anchor]

I started a rag map after like a yr not playing :3 uwu owo uwu

[silk bolt]

increasing turret cost and not touching revenant bronto. i feel like wild card dont even play their own game, i would like to see them solo two revenant bronto

[tribal magnet]

no information about fixing structure cosmetic since the patch broke it ?

[gilded ravine]

who are you go back to the jungle

[wind cedar]

I refuse to go to rag old memories …

[rugged bloom]

Bad memories or?

[vague shuttle]

keep waiting, no rollback

[hardy iris]

I’m so sleeeeepy

[rugged bloom]

No ):

[keen venture]

someone with the misfortune to be a spectator to an unusually long-rolling tantrum

[rough pasture]

@civic bison the defense outpost is not do able to many bronto spwan change the points back nothing was wrong with it

[rugged bloom]

Have you tried uninstalling your electrical grid?

[jagged badger]

"Pve is for losers" and yet, my base still gonna be there when they fix the issue 🤣

[hollow nova]

No one is holding a gun to y’all’s head and forcing you to play the game 🤷🏻‍♀️ games have issues and they’re actively working on it. Play another game and stop crying bout how ark is gonna die. We all know you gonna be hitting refresh soon as they say it’s fixed 😂

[hardy iris]

No I don’t wannnnaaaaaaa

[pine coyote]

Go get some sleep

[spiral eagle]

He's a tool who lives on here and acts like he is someone

[nimble scarab]

What's so great about it? XD im just chilling cuz i prepared before the update by not leaving babies out and i dont have to deal with getting wiped xD

[wind cedar]

Long lost friends memories good and bad . The end of an era

[hardy iris]

No it’s Friday! 😭

[mint gorge]

Oh no...I'm just being a turd. I have a life, so I'm doing the same as you...lying in a tek pod on PvE.

[hardy iris]

I don’t even have to wake up early

[sudden maple]

No game has nearly as many issues as this singular game tho

[rugged bloom]

Understandable, Abb is an amazing map tbf

[wind cedar]

I feel like it is holding me back these days. I should get off that map, but then I joined the lost colony and it’s even harder than aberration.

[hollow nova]

Play a different game then. You know how ark is.

[hardy iris]

I must rebel

[stark sand]

im workin a lil n morning till shit starts going crazy

[pine coyote]

Hehe okay just dont over do yourself though

[rugged bloom]

I have work in… 9 hours, I should sleep but I drank a monster

[gilded ravine]

crazy you confuse tantrum with freedom of speech must love your democrats

[hardy iris]

😭

[sudden maple]

Already am I just enjoy whining as well

[hardy iris]

XD the clock is ticking

[rugged bloom]

LC is super tough

[pine coyote]

[hollow nova]

And you gonna be right back on ark when it’s fixed. And surprised at another issue when it happens lol

[rugged bloom]

Okay Vecna

[sudden maple]

And whine about it! Let’s not forget that part!

[pine coyote]

I slept on and off most the day I hate sore throats 😔😔

[keen venture]

you actually dont have a first amendment right to shit your proverbial pants in a private business' platform, but even if you did, it would still smell. and you can do it regardless!

[long badge]

Fr they sure are looking al streams of our own lc rn rip

[mild dove]

Why don't they use the same extinction mechanic where, every time missions appear outside the city, they destroy any structure within range and take down all the bases and structures that are blocking the spawns? @civic bison

[red glade]

Vecnotter

[hollow nova]

Never haha

[mint gorge]

Itchy itchy scratch scratch. "When them servers gonna be back up?"

[hardy iris]

😭

[paper ingot]

Rip Xbox players on pvp no coming back from this one gunna be starting with nothing

[gentle burrow]

Anyone else inventory/cryo fridge devouring their dinos.. ive multiple dinos to this since patch ....

[sudden maple]

2027

[gilded ravine]

took you pretty long to say some dumb ahh shii

[brisk blaze]

@civic bison frick xbox fix lc boss uwu 👉 👈 angry cat gif

[rapid spoke]

Welp, fix isnt happening any time soon. Gonna take my server off for the night and play some monster hunter. Good luck guys!

[rugged bloom]

Be runnin' up that road
Be runnin' up that hill
Be runnin' from that otter

[paper ingot]

It will be Monday

[keen venture]

sorry, i am working instead of crashing out in here for going on two hours

[obsidian coyote]

I was on time out for a hour but is everything still free

[spiral eagle]

Bro , you are here 24/7

[wind cedar]

You could always cause an argument in here haha

[red glade]

YES!

[worn raptor]

is xbox up

[gilded ravine]

your misconception with time goes hand in hand with your competence

[pure turret]

No

[hollow nova]

Did you Google how to spell those big words? Took you a min to send that

[paper ingot]

Monday

[keen venture]

maybe rephrase that so it means something

[wind cedar]

I’m bored of this now too

[gilded ravine]

yea once again you like to watch cant imagine how your girl feels

[wary slate]

I see fluff made a new friend

[hollow nova]

Tax is typing… 1 hour later

[keen venture]

i dont even know who you are, you seem weirdly invested. 2-4 hours a day in like 30 second intervals while waiting on compiles, must have had an impact on you 👀

[pine coyote]

He always does

[spring sentinel]

Who else is farming club ark points rn?

[rugged bloom]

What’s your favourite map?

(ASE+ASA - Aquatica is not an answer)

[digital smelt]

Can I play with dinosaurs yet

[fluid nest]

Pretty good probably, getting stuffed with the good filling

[marble aurora]

where’s the update 😩

[hollow nova]

Well I am a girl so I feel pretty good, thanks lol

[spiral eagle]

Wanna be mod

[indigo jolt]

ahaha, hey

[fluid nest]

How many red tears did you make?

[indigo jolt]

is shit still down?

[digital smelt]

42

[tough locust]

Lost my main 195 character after server crashed and rollback. And no I can’t find it on the last map I was on I just see that I cryo my Dino after that I jumped to LC and a few minutes after server down now character gone any fix yes it’s pve official

[gilded ravine]

you would be the type to a girlfriend too

[vagrant folio]

can thralls demolisher be obtained from missions ??

[rugged bloom]

I understand why you have swamp fever now

[hollow nova]

I’m sorry…what

[fluid nest]

10% of the way to filling up the bar

[median shore]

#character-restoration

[wheat salmon]

what kibble does therizinos eat again

[pine coyote]

His tryna say you seem like the type to be into women too dont ask how I understood him 😂😂

[tough locust]

Ok Ty

[fluid nest]

Superior i think

[hollow nova]

Lmao. I was so lost. Glad you understood 😂

[rugged bloom]

Apples

[digital smelt]

Hmm i suppose 420 is the answer to everything as well 🤔

[spiral summit]

@wheat salmon yellow not purple

[wispy sable]

Yellow

[flint crater]

how do you get out of arena after ascending on LC?

[indigo jolt]

im looking for a tribe and a wife. and recruitment isnt helping me with either

[rugged bloom]

You don’t

[wheat salmon]

thanks :) i got a level 150 here so your a lifesaver

[pine coyote]

Aha 😂😂

[fluid nest]

Its my everyday answer

[flat dock]

honeslty speaking it does kinda blow my mind that an entire console cant play and they leave servers up, obvi if you know your alphas then now is the time to offline them, everyone get to raiding the nearest microsoft tribe you know 🗣️

[spiral summit]

@wispy sable we ride in the clouds together brother

[mint gorge]

Based on your name, may I suggest more of that? 😆 😇

[wispy sable]

☁️

[nimble scarab]

How does one "recruit" a "wife" 🤣

[indigo jolt]

they are good at feeding babies

[keen venture]

if someone formed a platform-exclusive tribe, they probably deserve the reality check anyway 👀

[spring sentinel]

Tame her like a dinosaur in ark

[pine coyote]

A metal sign 😂😂

[nimble scarab]

So am I lmao

[shadow gyro]

Now the base game even crashes

[gloomy sand]

[fluid nest]

Im not allowed to do more, boss says its illegal to be high while dealing with stupid ppl

[digital smelt]

How you doin

[nimble scarab]

Noted, I'll write that down xD

[indigo jolt]

but you arent as cool as an ark wife would be

[spiral summit]

@fluid nest the boss is the boss for a reason right

[rustic vapor]

can't get a neophyte to spawn for the life of me

[indigo jolt]

you wouldnt recruit me :/

[mint gorge]

Ummm. Your boss is lying to yooouuuu.

[fluid nest]

Metal frying pan works too

[nimble scarab]

Im cooler, maybe even coolest

[pine coyote]

Haha 😂😂

[flat dock]

sometimes tribes form with friends rather than randoms getting together yk

[pine coyote]

Do we have those in ark 😏

[gloomy sand]

we do as a skin iirc

[digital smelt]

Look if this is gonna work we cant hold grudges. I told you stop bringing up the past.

[hollow nova]

Tax is a little bad word (cus I can’t type it). She might recruit you

[nimble scarab]

Ill turn that frying pan into a drying pan

[indigo jolt]

shew okay, dm me 🙄

[fluid nest]

For you Queen, ill mod them in myself

[pine coyote]

That's true aha I forgot about mods 😂😂

[spiral summit]

kekf

[gloomy sand]

nah. event skin

[pine coyote]

Hold up what....which one?

[shell hamlet]

anyone having promblems with officail servers showing up on pc xbox app?

[fluid nest]

Thats the joke, thanks for catching up my friend

[pine coyote]

Aweee

[gloomy sand]

i jsut googled, i didnt remember correctly.

[hollow siren]

Summer? I think

[quaint tinsel]

Imagine a chancla sword skin

[keen venture]

still applies. tribe with bonus tribalism

[still bloom]

I think @gilded ravine Has Secret Crush On @civic bison

[pine coyote]

Darn i missed a skin 😂😂😂

[hollow nova]

100%

[pure jacinth]

Wish the eta would come soon cause I could be sleeping

[hollow siren]

I think it’s summer, but not a melee weapon, a recent mod has it as a melee weapon

[fluid nest]

Nah, that has to be for the boomerang, gotta throw it

[still bloom]

Bolas with chanclas at the end

[gilded ravine]

This guy has to change his profile pic or his face

[digital smelt]

If we have identified the issue fo we have a real eta of the fix yet?

[nimble scarab]

Wat?

[pine coyote]

So Google didn't help then it's ment tell you the event too 😂😂

[viscid token]

PTSD

[indigo jolt]

i knew soul was lying again smh

[pure jacinth]

No eta so far

[hollow nova]

You’re one to talk..

[trail kestrel]

No se puede entrar a lost colony, son un desastre

[mint gorge]

No ETA yet

[pine coyote]

I mean she is a beautiful queen

[pure turret]

They identified the issue hours ago and no eta was given 🤣

[proud thunder]

This sucks

[hollow siren]

And to still be talking

[trail kestrel]

Y cada vez peor

[gloomy sand]

is it really a thing? Im not sure rn anymore lol

[heady anchor]

8 hrs without event for xbox players, not cool @civic bison hope we get again till tuesday

[quaint tinsel]

[gilded ravine]

once again I have never started saying a word to you must be a fan of me

[still bloom]

@gilded ravine been trying to get her attention all day

[digital smelt]

Im running out of TV 🙁

[brave drum]

Wow still no fix

[indigo jolt]

RECRUIT ME

[fluid nest]

Might I recommend Supernatural

[pine coyote]

I can't keep up either all the new stuff that has come with events myself aha

[pure jacinth]

Ill be asleep b4 it goes back up 😭 eyes burn

[hollow siren]

I’m thinking of like a campfire skin or box or something, id have to get into game lol
Maybe that’s just a grill tho 😂

[digital smelt]

Seen it twice

[hollow nova]

It was identified less than a hour ago…I stg ark players perception of time is crap lol

[rugged bloom]

Amazing recommendation

[pine coyote]

His definitely a fan

[stoic thistle]

Bum devs

[fluid nest]

Rookie numbers

[late anchor]

a good show is Tedd Lasso, it is pretty funny

[rugged bloom]

It’s Microsoft’s issue lol

[daring tusk]

At this point I think I should just cut my losses and go to sleep.

[gilded ravine]

trying to get her to use her common sense

[pine coyote]

Cant beat Game of thrones

[autumn compass]

When I can play Lost Colony map?

[rugged bloom]

Never

[still bloom]

@pine coyote he needs a White women in ARK to play with him

[hollow siren]

Maybe she will start after you start using yours

[bitter maple]

If you dont shutdown official servers, please at least remove structure decay @civic bison

[heady anchor]

i dont see this happening to any other game, really think is microsoft issue? come on dude, you know better

[pure turret]

Nah bruh she renewed that message a half hour ago 😂

[still bloom]

Ya that’s what they said but then they also said they are gonna work on rebuilding the update so it sounds like they are passing the buck

[digital smelt]

Never did get on that vand wagon but I heard Netflix bought it so maybe I will

[fluid nest]

The last few seasons I wish they were beat for

[pine coyote]

Bless him I hope he finds her 🙏

[tall violet]

All I wanted off LC was 1 elixir

[gilded ravine]

yall got a team of discord mods in here serving no purpose

[mint gorge]

The Office, Parks & Rec, Superstore, Workaholics, The Paper

[hollow nova]

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE. We can’t play with our pixels for 1 day. RUUUN

[cosmic gorge]

And what about our imprints?

[still bloom]

Letterkenny

[rugged bloom]

Idk I’m not on Xbox, I’m on steam lol, no one else is having an issue as far as I know, only Microsoft related users

[hollow siren]

Quit projecting and sign off lol

[round cedar]

When will the update come out? I'm already bored.

[pine coyote]

It's so good tbh I wasn't on the hype of it at start then I watched it and watched it haha 😅

[fluid nest]

Im willing to bet 90% of ppl here would love to have a white woman playing Ark with them

[digital smelt]

Hate the office dry humor is not up my alley. Never heard of the others

[neon sapphire]

hi, a good friend died 2 months a go, we played Ark for a lot of time together since Evolved. I returning to play but he was always the owner because he got more free time than me, there is a way to take the owner or just I have to take all to a new tribe piece to piece. I dont want to loose the base we built together.

[cinder python]

Obligatory 🤡

[nimble scarab]

What purpose do you serve, Mr purpose?

[gilded ravine]

haha you big girls needa leave me alone

[still bloom]

I would perfer it

[pine coyote]

I hate how they ruined the last episode tbh that's only thing that annoyed me really

[mint gorge]

Yikes. Hate the office? Do you even TV?

[still bloom]

Omg workaholics is hilarious also you gotta watch it’s always sunny in Philadelphia

[pearl heath]

And what exactly were you expecting the discord moderators to do?

[hoary sedge]

Xbox still down

[late anchor]

i saw the nitrado servers are suppost to take longer than usual to restart from update but is it suppose to take like 30 mins or more?

[pine coyote]

House of dragons is also amazing

[hollow nova]

Think it’s funny you commenting on how everyone looks meanwhile if that’s you in your pfp…

[gilded ravine]

def not trying to white knight on a discord

[still bloom]

We need more White women to play with

[late anchor]

I'm white but part dog

[young marsh]

The writers sure did

[simple grove]

Try contacting server support if that's official servers network, they will likely assist you with that

[digital smelt]

I KNOWW i really tried to like it but as usualy I disappointed everyone around me

[nimble scarab]

Well yeah I can see that your just running your mouth for the sake of it xD

[hollow nova]

I think you’re projecting. I think that’s what it is

[fluid nest]

All that build up for The Winter and then it was that? Pathetic

[gilded ravine]

I didnt once try and speak to them but they cant handle someone who has a different opinion than them

[cinder python]

[hollow siren]

You might need to make a ticket or try to catch skittles active in here

[pure turret]

Man you dawgin 2pac like that? What's wrong with you

[hollow siren]

I mean honestly you’ve been at this for 30 mins now do you think you’re getting anywhere lol

[hollow nova]

Sad you haven’t noticed everyone is poking fun at you cus you’re getting so mad bout it

[neon sapphire]

ok ty i will do

[mint gorge]

Try Workaholics and report back 😂

[fluid nest]

You might like Charmed, oldie but goodie

[hollow nova]

Man I’m sorry 😭 idk faces and names

[gilded ravine]

haha tupac is widely known too bad your too daft to know who he is

[sweet inlet]

Dot

[neon sapphire]

ok I will do that too ty

[gilded ravine]

im so furious

[digital smelt]

I grew up watching that

[pearl heath]

So, you are just commenting to sound impressive? Cause it isn’t.

[nimble scarab]

People like you making Tupac look bad xD

[scenic crater]

Im trademarking white ark women as Nillas

[fluid nest]

I had a gf at the time force me to watch it

[pure turret]

Stoner cats on youtube

[gilded ravine]

Yall are honestky the biggest fans i could ask for

[pine coyote]

Thats true was deverstating and then I dont think they made cersai suffer enough either 😂😂

[mint gorge]

Dafuq?

[hollow nova]

Anywho. I just came to make some people mad for entertainment. Mission accomplished. Back to Netflix lol

[fluid nest]

Imma name one of my Thralls that

[pine coyote]

Aye I liked it okay and house of dragons which was better imo

[young marsh]

You don’t understand, it’s all about sUbvErTiNg ExPeCtAtiOns

[nimble scarab]

I too am here to watch the fire burn, I love being in pve xD

[gilded ravine]

imagine watching netflix by yourself because you have noone

[scenic crater]

When it blows up remember me😆

[hasty sedge]

update broke the skins again

[nimble scarab]

Imagine caring if someone else gets some or not 🤪

[rugged bloom]

You have no one so you don’t need to imagine it

[fluid nest]

Yea. No. How about consolt the author

[young marsh]

Watching movies on your own is actually quite refreshing

[hollow nova]

I’m married with 3 kids so he just talkin out his butt at this point xD

[young marsh]

Well I might die of old age by the time he responds to me

[gilded ravine]

now looks at whose poking for fun yall are too easy

[nocturne radish]

I’m pretty sure the weather in Nebraska and Lost colony are the same today

[fluid nest]

Sooner than you think

[nimble scarab]

Lmao but you get none cuz he said so 🤪

[hollow nova]

You probably right

[rugged bloom]

He says strapping 200 C4 to the thrall

[nimble scarab]

Bro the only thing easy here is how you keep setting yourself up

[fluid nest]

Wait, you got George's number?

[pure turret]

Bro wc done messed up they xbox players at eachothers throats over here

[next pelican]

Nothing yet?

[distant pendant]

Hello beautiful people

[gilded ravine]

the only easy thing is your girl bro calm down

[nimble scarab]

🍿

[pure turret]

Nada vato

[fluid nest]

Hey hey hey! Dont blow my game like that, ba dum tss

[pine coyote]

Hey pretty lady

[rugged bloom]

WC already done that ):

your electrical grid however

[fluid nest]

Hello beautiful Owl

[nimble scarab]

I ain't got no girl 🤪 nice try though, I dont subscribe to relationships in the big 26

[distant pendant]

Hello Queenie

[distant pendant]

Hello 👋

[young marsh]

Well, he refers to it as, “his carrier pigeon hotline”.

[rugged bloom]

[fluid nest]

I like the way you think

[viral mist]

@civic bison we are stuck in the arena after boss fight what do do ?

[rugged bloom]

That’s your home now

[mint gorge]

Pray

[viral mist]

its cold xD

[nocturne radish]

Have you tried to stop drop and roll

[rugged bloom]

Get used to it

[pine coyote]

Aha that tik tok trend 😂😂

[nocturne radish]

Haha

[fluid nest]

TikTok stealing fire drills now?!?!

[young marsh]

You have to declare, "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius..." for his vengeance, "What we do in life echoes in eternity," and the defiant cry, "Are you not entertained?"

[stuck orchid]

You close game, and then you can implant kill after. (Happened to me) 🤣🤣

[shell hamlet]

anyone find a fix for offcail servers yet or do i just need to redownload the game again?

[fluid nest]

No. I am not entertained, thats why im here

[hexed hornet]

who help me play ark pls

[round marsh]

Should I get survival ascended or wait for ark 2?

[rain robin]

LC still down?

[pine coyote]

Wouldn't surprise me

[mint orbit]

Redownloading doesnt work either

[fluid nest]

What's the issue?

[rugged bloom]

Ark 2 is about 19 years away

[mint gorge]

I swear if servers don't come back up before this stick of Zebra bubblegum wears ou....

[nimble scarab]

Ark 2 ain't real

[river flax]

GGs wildcard took a great shoulder pet and are now gonna nerf gloons to the ground making them another useless shoulder tame

[round marsh]

Damn

[shell hamlet]

i cant find officail servers

[round marsh]

Well I better save up for it I'm like 10 bucks away

[fluid nest]

I love a good Optimist

[hexed hornet]

i need some dino

[rugged bloom]

You might be one of my favourite people here

[young marsh]

They must be tired of people hearing people goon to gloon

[pine coyote]

What makes you think they gonna nerf them to the ground

[nimble scarab]

What makes you say that, other than the fact they are severely overpowered?

[fluid nest]

Im here to entertain.

[heady vine]

No update ?

[round marsh]

So what is different between evolved and ascended

[mint gorge]

Because that's what they mean when they say "balancing"

[rugged bloom]

And entertain you have

[dull magnet]

Copy pasta

[river flax]

they said in community crunch " balance changes" so that means NERFS

[young marsh]

Those are different words

[next pelican]

Blyte cyka

[hexed hornet]

who help me play ark pls am new player

[nocturne radish]

I need a beach house

[fluid nest]

Nothing, its the same game. Just different name for more revenue

[round marsh]

Oh so should I get it or no

[grizzled mist]

add me yall

[blazing hollow]

How far they've screwed us 🤣

[pine coyote]

They do need a tweak and a little nerf there damage is insane but we can't say they will nerf them to the ground they have done many balance changes and some the dinos are still pretty op after

[rugged bloom]

Ascended is the remaster of evolved, evolved has no support but has everything ascended is getting ( and has the worst DLC aka Aquatica)

[glacial prawn]

Lc and scorched fixed yet?

[shell hamlet]

dont make that mistake getting ascened

[blazing hollow]

Nope

[round marsh]

Does ascended have like Xbox mods or smth

[shell hamlet]

and i still cant find lc either

[glacial prawn]

Ughhh

[rugged bloom]

Yes

[pine coyote]

They did balance changes to veilwyn but yet veilwyn still claps 👏

[round marsh]

I think that's quite cool because I like to experiment

[blazing hollow]

Ik it's BS

[craggy garden]

Neophytes not spawning ? Anyone else

[fluid nest]

Im joking, ASA is by far better looking and better mechanic game. If you can run it

[royal zodiac]

I am truly enjoying LC its a refreshing change, new things to get tames for, new experiences. The old maps are lovely but same old thing with diff mask.
PLEASE Wild Card keep up the changes but get your updates together and proofed somehow before releases that screw so many of us out of the fun we look forward to.

[bright briar]

Ascended has cross-platform multiplayer and mods on console, lots of quality of life improvements, better graphics on newer hardware

[pine coyote]

You jumping on and off your tame and are you around the city?

[mint gorge]

I'm just mad I fell for it and built a sick Neophyte trap with them 😭

[blazing basin]

Go punch some trees and die to a pack of raptors like the rest of us have

[round marsh]

👍

[umbral willow]

No clapping veilwyns

[rugged bloom]

Evolved on console is restricted to vanilla with no mods, ascended has crossplay, mods, support, and more content being released eventually

[glacial prawn]

I just wanna enjoy my 30$ doc

[potent beacon]

So going to bed and now it’s all still locked out until tomorrow so whole day wasted for Xbox on lost colony

[pine coyote]

Shush you 😏

[round marsh]

Oh bet

[craggy garden]

I’ll try moving closer to city by I’m like 20 foundations away it’s 2am

[shell hamlet]

i would also like to enjoy my 30$ dlc

[blazing hollow]

GL none of us have had the luxury

[pine coyote]

Oh nooo they will probably still ruin news after let's hope

[round marsh]

Do the Dino have mating animations or no

[bright briar]

Yes we have

[shell hamlet]

nope

[static willow]

Is it still down ???

[nimble scarab]

You will suffer playing it and you will like it

[pine coyote]

Jump on and off a tame too helps

[vast river]

HMM

[opaque kiln]

30 dollars dlc for we can’t play they enjoy the money

[fluid nest]

Still down, Microsoft is oppressing xbox like usual

[craggy garden]

Yeah it says prey, I’m just gonna sit in a pod and re do my stacks try again next night

[static willow]

That’s crazy so pc players can still play

[rugged bloom]

Later this year, ascended is obtaining a brand new map to do with dragons, it’s getting another new map next year, it’s getting 1 or 2 (2nd one is unconfirmed) remastered maps this year, and another 1 or 2 (again 2nd is unconfirmed) next year, and new creatures and TLCs for older ones this year

[mint gorge]

Do. They. What?

[shell hamlet]

u are not wrong Dupaths i have a addiction problem

[nimble scarab]

Oh the humanity we cant play for a few hours

[keen venture]

we dont know if it is actually a map

[pine coyote]

Pod dont work no more

[fickle summit]

Patch notes say Tek pod doesn't take stacks away now lol

[craggy garden]

Rip

[minor kernel]

I hate this game

[grizzled mist]

help

[rugged bloom]

Pretty sure there was some interview saying it was a map?

[craggy garden]

I’ll Go kill revenents then

[grizzled mist]

is it up?

[fluid nest]

You literally asked for it

[fervent field]

Like why I’m crashing dog cheap updates getting sick of this just sell wildcard already to someone that can handle this

[blazing hollow]

He's screwed 🤣

[round marsh]

How do I make my question more clearer

[nimble scarab]

Im a massive addict but im also able to logically understand that the update will come when it comes and no amount of anything I do is gonna change that xD

[fluid nest]

You sound like my ex

[keen venture]

not that i am aware of? could be, though. i have some suspicions about it, though.. the logo and wording are suggestive of a few things

[hexed hornet]

i have pte but i need chitin to craft saddle

[grizzled mist]

what/

[pine coyote]

No dude that's twisted

[mint gorge]

Can a furry have a better time than the rest of us in this game? No. Still just hearts.

[vast river]

I want Fjordur

[blazing hollow]

No they don't go giggity giggity peeper

[fluid nest]

I hear drinking water makes it more clear

[vast river]

for ASA

[shell hamlet]

dupaths ebery update they release breaks the game im just tired of it

[opaque kiln]

It will come with others crashes too lol