#40k-book-club

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safe plover
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the one where ||an ultra marine fights a daemon that makes anyone who looks at it turn to stone was good until the ending||

safe plover
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who the fuck thought it was a good idea to ||to write an entire story from the point of vew of a knife||

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i know i shouldnt post gifs but this was this bad

safe plover
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i was wrong about everything the last short story is worth the grind

orchid herald
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wish book club stream was more time friendly

safe plover
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ye i didnt catch it either

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i was cooking

orchid herald
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it like 2 am in the morning for me to catch the stream

dapper cape
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So I'm thinking about getting the Eisenhorn Omnibus, but idk if I wanna get The Infinite and the Divine or the 1st 3 Horus Heresy novels as well. Anybody have an opinion?

tall phoenix
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They are all pretty good books

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its kinda down to what you want to read

orchid herald
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Eisenhorn omnibus is good, but you are enrering the abbnet verse, the divine is shortest of them, while once you start horus hereesy you wan't be able to put it down

dapper cape
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I want to read all of them ;w;. I'm really interested about the Atrocity of Istvan tho, so im leaning toward Horus Heresy a bit

tall phoenix
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The Heresy is better if you cherrypick it

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we are talking like 55+ books, a ton of them are mediocre slop

orchid herald
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just collect them all

tall phoenix
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thankfully the start of it is pretty good

wise yew
dapper cape
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Oh I was only really planning on reading the 1st three, Im not made of money lmao

wise yew
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Flash bang someone with that every time they want to get into it

dapper cape
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I've also heard the rest of the horus heresy novles you can kinda pick and choose whatever topic interests you the most

tall phoenix
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Yeah they are basically a mix of Ordered or Has Nothing to Do With HH

dapper cape
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I'll get the Horus Heresy trilogy then. Should be a nice contrast to the Eisenhorn detectiveish novels

tall phoenix
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Yeee its the better start

dapper cape
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HEH Yea I'm familiar with the meme lmao

wise yew
tall phoenix
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God genuinely awful

brittle tapir
dense aurora
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imagine trying to buy actuall copies of these books

drowsy urchin
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many have

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the chart is somewhat bloated from the short stories included, pretty much doubling it in it's size

dense aurora
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yeah i kinda figured that most of these would be side plots

molten temple
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Just joined the server last night, figured I’d make an introduction. I’m currently reading Bloodlines and it’s fuggin good. My bread and butter, book wise is the stuff on the Inquisition (ik, it’s ironic because of my name lmao). I’ve read all the Eisenhorn books, and all of the Bequin novels, and I’m still trynna get my hands on the Ravenor books.

tall phoenix
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Yeah the Inquisition I really do wish had more material in general.

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Outside of Rav/Eisenhorn they basically got nothing, most people here probably dont even know Inquisitor Covenant's books 😭

molten temple
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Yeeeeeah, and just looked him up 😅. He looks pretty sick tho ngl. I’ve read plenty of non inquisition related stuff, but hot take, I’m kiiiinda bored of books on space marines lol. I’ll put a picture of my entire collection at some point in here

tall phoenix
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Being bored of SM books is a very normal opinion to have dont worry KEKW_ogryn

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theres a reason im guts-deep in Crime rn, got like all the avaliable material on it and chewing through them atm.

molten temple
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Ye, I was making a bit of joke with that KEKW_ogryn. Noice, I love the elements of Cyberpunk, Blade Runner, and Noire stuff in Bloodlines.

safe plover
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HH is taking too long staregryn

molten temple
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It’s very much like an old detective movie from the 30’s-50’s set in the WH universe. It’s really grounded and doesn’t do anything too big. I can imagine 😬, I’ve got 5 HH books, and the entire collection of them is daunting ah

safe plover
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avoid all anthologies and short stories staregryn

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theyre a scam

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dan abnett would legit trim 1 chapter of a book and sell it as a short story to market the slop anthologies better

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like

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mark of calth is ass aside from the last part and the first one

molten temple
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Oof, me liking Abnetts 40k stuff over pretty much anything I’ve read in my 3ish years in the fandom 💀

safe plover
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ehhhhh

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its not bad except for two major things that bother me

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some word choices

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and sometimes he would just ramble for an entire chapter

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like you could remove that chapter and it wouldnt matter to the story

molten temple
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Ah, fair

safe plover
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like

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the last story in mark of calth should have been part of the betrayer

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the entire anthology was very bad except for that last story

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i would just skip the anthologies and maybe read up a summery online

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i dont think theyre worth it

molten temple
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Gotcha, thank you

royal egret
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Some are better than others

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Often you can find the shorts online too individually

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Or the anthologies

safe plover
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the only good ones i can think of where one about a salamander looking for vulkan the last one in mark of calth

royal egret
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I’ve only ever bought properly one

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Mostly I just used to go to the book store and read them all

safe plover
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and ehhhh idk maybe the first one in mark of calth but its about erebus

safe plover
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alpha move

royal egret
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But I can’t recall which ones I liked and didn’t, it’s more you have to break it down by shorts individually

safe plover
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bruh

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theres one story about a combat sim with an ultra marine

molten temple
safe plover
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and it ends with ||yuo see my father we lost because yuo werent with us||

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like bruh

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what am i watching a sunday night cartoon

royal egret
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Tbh the content of the stories isn’t what makes me enjoy them a lot, one of my favorite shorts is an basic legionnaire Imperial Fist standing guard on one of the walls of Terra and thinking about how long it would take him to fall and if he could survive and so on.

And then he concludes at the end that he might be bored.

safe plover
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and then ||guilliman gave his space marine a piggy back ride to the icecream store!||

safe plover
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but the mark of calth had one that was from the point of view of a ||knife||

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like if you're really into that sure

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but i didnt care much for itk

royal egret
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Idk it depends, some of those suck but I like a lot

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Shorts exist to experiment a lot or be kinda wacky

safe plover
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ye but some are just direct continuations to some books

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thats the part that really bugs me

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why do i have to jump through hoops to know what happened after ||olly made a portal||

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they need to hire a team of remembrancers to rewrite all the books into a chronologic anthology

orchid herald
# safe plover they need to hire a team of remembrancers to rewrite all the books into a chrono...

that never going to hsppen given how many books and narratives there is. it like the man-kizn war serries where each omnibus book has like 2-6 books in them and from a different time period. to read it in chronological order a bitch, same as HH and most 40k novels and books, due to the Lore discrepancy with SM and who became primaris and who hasn't half the character that book have been written on haven't gotten Primarised so are assumed dead on that bases, but other have and are alive notional.

safe plover
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🚬

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i kno its never gonna happen

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dont gotta tell me

weak python
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Is it too much to ask for Mr. Abnett to write a book expanding on what's happening in Tertium?

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Starved for something involving The Lost and Damned and he just wrote some of the best lore for it in seemingly years

orchid herald
tall phoenix
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Dawn of War once got a few and they ended up being one of the worst novels in warhammer

tall phoenix
severe trail
safe plover
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my god is the portability of dorn slow cooking

tall phoenix
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Hes pretty small in size

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easy to carry

safe plover
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excuse im im talking about te book "the praelatiatation of dorn"

tall phoenix
safe plover
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tbh

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i mislike the book so far

royal egret
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No accounting for taste.

safe plover
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alpharious mentioned

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day ruined

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also dorns legion is portraited as meat heads

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"ah yes psyker please inform us how to investigate"

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||YOU MEAN WE SHOULD ASK WHY THE ALPHA LEGION IS HERE WOAH||

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i didnt think of that all i know is how to build walls!!!

safe plover
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like every primarch in every other book boasts about knowing his brothers

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but when it comes to alpha legion the writers throw everything out the window

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like how stupid do you have to be|| if the alpha legion got in somewhere they couldnt have wouldnt the first thing you do is ask how they got access codes?||

celest heron
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Lets rebuild that wall broskis

tall phoenix
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Especially with Slopferial Fists books

celest heron
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honestly though, I like the idea of imperial fists being absolute lunkheads

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the lost second founding chapter the Body Builders

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they do have a tramp stamp

tall phoenix
celest heron
tall phoenix
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My favorite part is this lore has NEVER been retconned

celest heron
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they forgot

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dorn comes back and they all demand he show his ass to prove it

tall phoenix
severe trail
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As in the Ian Watson book

tall phoenix
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Possibly.

severe trail
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If it is

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It’s unfortunately retcon’d

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Otherwise

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This goes hard lol

tall phoenix
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I can barely even remember most I.F books

severe trail
tall phoenix
wide mica
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Until we get another book explicitly telling me that Imperial Fists don't have tramp stamps then I take it as canon

tall phoenix
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💀

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I think my favorite Heretical Tome is also Farseer

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which uh

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Got retconned for having a sword that can kill Slaanesh

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Cut to future

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Now we got multiple sword plots that can kill Slaanesh

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GW Moment

severe trail
tall phoenix
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Nah it was entirely the Slaanesh sword

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the soulstone stuff literally gets done twice in other material which is funny

ivory musk
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Ghost maker is a prequel in the gaunts ghost series right?

celest heron
wide mica
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It's the second book in the series

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The Vincula Insurgency is a prequel set during the early days of the Regiment

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From what I remember Ghost Maker is basically just a collection of short stories about the Ghosts posing as a novel, but it takes place after First and Only

ivory musk
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||Yeah but Ron is trying to kill gaunt and Dorden is mentioned being alive ||

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Idk if people care about spoilers here

severe trail
celest heron
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fair

severe trail
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Because of

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Reasons

wide mica
safe plover
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so far "Praetorian of Dorn" is slop

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aside from the parts with the psyker woman shes alright

safe plover
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the books mid

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idc

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in a series of 54+ books some are bound to be better than others

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and some are utter slop

tall phoenix
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Also again

Imperial Fists

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Auto-stinker

royal egret
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I didn’t say some aren’t bad

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I’d say there’s some that are highly rated and liked for a reason I’d question the taste of anyone who thinks it’s “slop”

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It’s all subjective but considering you’re saying Battle for the fucking Abyss was good and the Kyme books.

safe plover
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highly rated according to who?

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theres millions of HH lists everywhere and most are utterly deranged

royal egret
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There isn’t an objective matrix, I could bring up good reads where it’s in the upper tier of ratings for heresy books but that’s the only metric beyond general perception I’ve seen. Which has it generally being seen as a good book for the heresy, it shows the beginnings of the Solar War and has one of the more surprising parts of the heresy in it.

Idk how far you are so I’m not gonna spoil what happens, but imo it does a lot of interesting things and shows us a part of the heresy we don’t get to see a ton.

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Do I think it’s the best heresy book? No, it was enjoyable but I like a lot of others more, but it’s not even close to the bottom half either.

frigid osprey
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the whole HH setting is slop lets be honest

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its 40k but worse

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its 40k with most of the interesting bits removed and replaced by superhero dad soap opera

safe plover
frigid osprey
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its time to face it

royal egret
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In general I’d mostly agreed, I think it’s overly focused on, I like it but I also think people miss a lot by focusing on it

safe plover
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and even in that list

frigid osprey
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its the prequel series to 40k's original series

safe plover
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dorns book is number 40

royal egret
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Dorns primarch book does largely suck

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A lot of them do

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They swing wildly tbh

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Some are really good and a lot are terrible, not a lot of in in between

tall phoenix
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Out of 18 like... 5 of them are kinda good?

royal egret
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Vulkans book is the closest I’ve gotten to not finishing a book and taking it back

tall phoenix
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Was about to say KEK

royal egret
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It’s completely awful

royal egret
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Guillimans sucks too

tall phoenix
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It would be even funnier if it was written by Kyme

safe plover
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we ARGUED about a book you didnt finish

tall phoenix
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to be fair

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this book was legit dogshit

royal egret
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No, we didn’t

safe plover
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man

royal egret
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I finished Vulkan Lives, you’re just constantly acting like I didn’t remember a minor detail as saying I didn’t read it

safe plover
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dorns is slop

royal egret
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When I thought you were talking about Angrons nails, and also I don’t need to remember every detail of a book I read like ten years ago

tall phoenix
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This is why once more I implore people to read Warhammer Crime instead

safe plover
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and most of the short primarch stories are slop too

safe plover
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just 3 more years until i finish the heresy

royal egret
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There’s a lot of bad ones. Personally I don’t really think there’s much reason for you to continue the heresy if you’re not enjoying these books, it’s not gonna improve a lot.

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But who knows

safe plover
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when did i say i wasnt enjoying it

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the only books i hated so far were legion and ploraeaepreotion of dorn

royal egret
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That is what “Mid” and “slop” would imply

safe plover
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most of the word bearer were good

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my god do you love to argue

royal egret
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Yes and

safe plover
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shit

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im eating cant type

tall phoenix
safe plover
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🚬

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i am not getting used to it

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im kmsing then killing him in that order

tall phoenix
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Leave me for last, I hate warhammer

safe plover
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no just him so we can argue in the warp for all eternity

royal egret
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Once you stop giving bad takes I’ll stop disagreeing with them.

But I expect that won’t let up anytime soon.

safe plover
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🙄

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legion bad
dorn bad
betrayer really good
mark of calth shit aside from the first and last stories

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come at me

royal egret
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You got 50%, impressive

night sand
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Where do I start if I want to read about the salamanders, or what are some good salamander centric books

royal egret
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For the second one

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They don’t exist

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For the first, the Tome of Fire trilogy

tall phoenix
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Yeah just an FYI from the start since you're a beginner, 95% of Salamander books are absolutely dull or terrible due to them largely having 1 author that only writes their fluff minus some exceptions

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(and even those book kinda suck a bit)

royal egret
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Now ask him about the Kyme books

safe plover
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I dislike Praetorian of Dorn

royal egret
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And Battle for the Abyss

safe plover
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battle of the abyss is ok

royal egret
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For the Abyss

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Fake fan smh

safe plover
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smh

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i will continue

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vulkan lives was really good

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chirurgeon was w/e

unborn merlin
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Did you know Vulkan lives?

safe plover
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VULKAN LIVES

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HE LIVESSSS

tall phoenix
unborn merlin
safe plover
tall phoenix
safe plover
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vulkan lives?

tall phoenix
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Battle for the Abyss CatEvil

safe plover
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ehhh

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its "readable" imo

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the interactions between the space marines of different legions were nice

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i didnt care much for the plot

unborn merlin
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It's a great book for insomniacs.

safe plover
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dorns book helped me sleep chadgryn

celest heron
cerulean peak
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I've started reading Fulgrim... when does the degeneracy starts? Or will I be stuck reading about EC being pompous pricks for 400-500 pages?

safe plover
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how far along are you?

cerulean peak
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They just announced they're going to split the fleet (also introducing Lucius and Saul to the council). I guess Eidolon's fleet is leading up to the events with the Megarachnids

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That musician girl is also salty because she was cockblocked

safe plover
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keep reading loregryn

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its a very good book

cerulean peak
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I've heard either the book is boring or based

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Depends on the reader I guess

iron ore
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It picks up

safe plover
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unless @royal egret wants to comment something controversial

iron ore
safe plover
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its a very good book

cerulean peak
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But I can't help but cringe each time Fulgrim speaks lol

safe plover
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its not based and i hate 99% of the people in it

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but its a very good book

royal egret
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I liked Fulgrim but it has some issues and caused a lot of problems for the later heresy

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But it’s not really the books fault

cerulean peak
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I hope! I haven't got myself spoiled for this one

safe plover
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they portray the worst of people its a very good book

safe plover
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or the bullshit with ||lucius||

royal egret
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That and other stuff

safe plover
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yeah on its own its very good though its well worth the time

cerulean peak
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So far the flight of the eisenstein was my fav

safe plover
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books 2-4 are some of the best

cerulean peak
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There's only galaxy in flames that was... dragging?

safe plover
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nah its good too

cerulean peak
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It was fine but it felt long

safe plover
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tbh the events of books 2-4 merge a lot for me

cerulean peak
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Have you read the dark angel ones?

royal egret
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It’s not bad it’s just early heresy has some issues and rushes stuff

cerulean peak
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I feel like they're skippable

royal egret
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DA one’s suck bad

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Sadly

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Thorpe is just awful

safe plover
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descend of the angels?

cerulean peak
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Yea

royal egret
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Yeah

safe plover
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i liked it

cerulean peak
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6th

safe plover
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its not directly relevant to the heresy tho

royal egret
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Oh course you did

cerulean peak
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I was planning to skip it to Legion after Fulgrim

safe plover
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🙄

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its a good book

royal egret
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Battle for the Abyss’s strongest champion

safe plover
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i hated legion

safe plover
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its not as bad as people say

royal egret
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Look I’m not upset you like it

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I’m glad you did

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It’s just you know, most people don’t so it’s best to gauge your recommendations based off that

safe plover
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@cerulean peak look best advice i can give you here is read more books find out which #40k-book-club poster you agree with most and follow their advice

royal egret
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I will say it’s better than people say

cerulean peak
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I almost want to read BftA for the meme but last time I did something like it I regretted it || dawn of war by c s goto||

royal egret
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It’s mostly just a nothing book

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It’s got its moments but it doesn’t matter really

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Also word bearers are complete chumps to a squad of like

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5 or something

cerulean peak
royal egret
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Can’t recall

tall phoenix
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ill say tho people EXTREMELY overhype the "gross" stuff in it

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maybe its me not giving a shit but like the violence people say is "horrifying" is pretty mid?

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like wow she used bodily fluids to paint a picture, ok

royal egret
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Same with Damnation of Pythos, it’s got some stuff I liked but largely it’s just not well done and doesn’t matter.

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Observe the art of the Blood and Coom painting technique

tall phoenix
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^

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also the very expected concert-climax

cerulean peak
tall phoenix
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where its just people killing each other which readers also say was "scary"

safe plover
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smh

tall phoenix
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and i was like "I guess?"

safe plover
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you people need to spoiler everything

cerulean peak
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I guess the internet broke me

tall phoenix
royal egret
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My issue with Fulgrim is primarily that it’s a lot of big events that happen very fast

tall phoenix
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also same, like i legit did not find anything gross in this book

royal egret
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Well you’re also a degenerate

safe plover
cerulean peak
safe plover
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nah not me i never punctuate anything

cerulean peak
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There's no spoiling books that came out in another age

royal egret
safe plover
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yes there is

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not everyone read the books on release old man

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i am not gonna spoil something for someone who hasnt read it regardless of release time

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i didnt even speak english when fulgrim came out

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how the hell am i supposed to read it

cerulean peak
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Quick review on "Iron Hands" by Jonathan Green.

It was ok. Could have cut the chaff and made the book half the size. Passable/10

royal egret
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Kinda fun for that but yeah

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Lots of extra stuff

tall phoenix
royal egret
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Just work with special needs people, painting with poop isn’t that strange tbh

celest heron
tall phoenix
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i think the only 40k book that grossed me out in a good way was the ork human farms in the war of the beast, and the specific mention of orks having ripped out the toe, fingernails and teeth of the prisoners so they could not kill each other or themselves.

Any nail stuff is the only kind of gore I can usually not bare lol

celest heron
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At age 10

safe plover
celest heron
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In ork terms

cerulean peak
# royal egret Lots of extra stuff

The only downsides was the "repetitiveness". They just keep mentionning the same stuff over and over. I know that the Iron hands are complexed with their weakness stuff. It comes back each chapter

safe plover
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btw

cerulean peak
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As usual, the admech are team killing assholes; which is a good thing

royal egret
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Yeah that stuff comes up a lot in old hammer stuff

safe plover
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garro short stories are good

royal egret
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You’d probably like the Haar audio dramas

safe plover
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i hate all audio dramas

royal egret
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Of course you do

safe plover
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i dont enjoy the CLANK BEEP BOOOOOOM sound effects

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just read the fucking book

royal egret
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But yes the Knight Errant/Garro stuff is fun

cerulean peak
safe plover
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is there a non audio drama version?

royal egret
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I don’t think so

tall phoenix
safe plover
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i have staregryn

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we spoke about it

cerulean peak
safe plover
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its the one exception

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they were very chill with the sound effects tho

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some audio dramas you cant hear shit over the speech

tall phoenix
safe plover
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it was really good chadgryn

tall phoenix
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also yeah its still my favorite audio-drama but im biased as hell because I LOVE rainy moody setpieces

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just that opening of the city being flooded due to the storms as people are being evacuated great

safe plover
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also everything else in it being good helps KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
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Yeah its great

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a movie you essentially "listen" to is usually enough to sell me lol

cerulean peak
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Is there a transcript of the watcher?

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I have a hard time listening to audio stuff

tall phoenix
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I might try to procure one

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but its legit just not the same imo

safe plover
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theres a yt video thats pretty much word for word the story

tall phoenix
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OH YUEAH

cerulean peak
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How long is it?

safe plover
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it should have a transcript

tall phoenix
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The one Weshammer did

safe plover
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ye

leaden acorn
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people keep talking about the poop painting and the concert but forget that marius vairosean decided to peel his face open so he could have a better experience or some other weird shit

cerulean peak
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That implies i'm giving him a view

tall phoenix
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Then you're shit out of luck

tall phoenix
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basically me at work

cerulean peak
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I will listen to an audiobook before I give a youtuber a view

leaden acorn
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his face is me on video meetings

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just a constant 😄

tall phoenix
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same.. 💀

tall phoenix
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its literally the only fucking 40k story id get on my knees to beg for people to try

cerulean peak
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Then... BEG staregryn

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(Just jokin)

safe plover
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ban speed run ^

cerulean peak
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Audio stuff for warhammer is all on audible I take it?

leaden acorn
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pretty sure all the books i've gotten from kindle have an audible counterpart

cerulean peak
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💀 15 bucks for a 74min audio book. Is this the normal price for this kind of thing?

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I guess you have voice actor work and editing

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What am I to expect, is it just someone reading a text?

tall phoenix
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Is 15 bucks that expensive

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isnt that like some market-run tier money

tall phoenix
cerulean peak
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There's a difference? KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
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Yes lmao

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An audio-drama is literally a movie in audio-form

cerulean peak
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I'm not knowledgable about these things

tall phoenix
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an audio-book is some cunt reading the book word-by-word

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its completely different

cerulean peak
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I read on paper usually

leaden acorn
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i usually just get kindle but i heard some part about the istvaan massacre on youtube and it was actually pretty good

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i prefer reading over listening

cerulean peak
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I don't mind paying the money, I was just wondering what's the usual price for such things

leaden acorn
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i guess if you have an audiobook membership its free on amazon

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is there a difference, because amazon also just labels it as audible

cerulean peak
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On audible

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Labelled as audiobook on top but if you go to the summary it's an audio drama

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I guess i'll listen to it next time I do cardio

sick vessel
#

Whoever they got to read the seige of terra audio books is very good at his job

tall phoenix
sick vessel
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Johnathan keeble read the seige of terra
Headcanon voice of horus imo

tall phoenix
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Keeble is S-tier

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hes so good he ruins most other audiobook VAs

frigid osprey
unborn merlin
tall phoenix
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NOOOOO

unborn merlin
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He made the White Scars a little less cartoony as the books went on but the first audio version of Scars was rough.

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So much so that they replaced the original which rarely happens.

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Pepperidge Farms remembers...

royal egret
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BL narrators when the White Scars start speaking

unborn merlin
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lmao so true.

royal egret
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Tbf idk what I’d have them do otherwise, it’s a hard line to get ride and when you have like seven different WS characters

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One of them is gonna sound a little uh

unborn merlin
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John Banks does a decent amount job. It doesn't sound like he's talking with a mouthful of marbles.

royal egret
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It does get distracting when you start noticing their voice archetypes

unborn merlin
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The WS also have a new narrator for them that does a great job.

safe plover
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i just remembered

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i dont understand how lorgar in betrayer ||converted angron into a daemon prince||

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doesnt ||angron have to accept khorn himself?||

royal egret
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Nope

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First, he did a lot of the work making himself a Khornate champion effectively

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Same reason his legion ends up falling easily

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They’re predisposed

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Second is they killed so many people Lorgar was able to basically call it in

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Consent is helpful, isn’t required

tall phoenix
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Yeah its suppose to be cruel irony.

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Also Lorgar trying to be a good brother while literally condemning Angron to eternal slavery to Khorne lmfao

safe plover
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yeah it wasnt exactly sudden his sons started using khornish battle cries before that

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but idk i always felt there had to be a defining moment where they finally accept chaos like how mortarian/magnus did

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but i suppose the rituals for steady slow corruption arent the same for every god

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like the khorn equivalent of slaneeshi gross stuff is prolly just killing

tall phoenix
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With Angron its different

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hes always been just a slave, the guy has no want/deeper meanings in his life ever since the Emperor let his pals die on Nuceria.

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hes tragic but also a very simplistic character, its kinda why he doesnt really get any "deep" corruption/fall scenes id say

safe plover
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loregryn idk i think his mind was too damaged by the nails to have its internal defenses

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maybe he was just easier to convert than the rest of the traitors

tall phoenix
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Well yeah hes a numbskull

safe plover
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its a shame i didnt get more traitor angron before daemon angron

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he was funny

tall phoenix
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You get some in the Black Books

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but like... its more of the same tbh

safe plover
#

CREATURE CREATURE

royal egret
#

He has some appearances in shorts and does a bunch in the siege

tall phoenix
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Yeah but again

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hes basically a NPC

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He screams

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He kills people

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He dies

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♻️

safe plover
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Ye i wanted pre daemon prince

tall phoenix
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Yeah you arent gonna get much beyond some of the stuff in his own primarch book

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and again short stories etc

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thats kind of it

royal egret
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Oh that, I’d say read his primarch book

safe plover
royal egret
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Also Lord of the Red Sands

tall phoenix
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Man i remember when that came out

royal egret
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Is a good short

tall phoenix
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also that one ye

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again Angron is an extremely basic character

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but the authors try to at least flesh him out

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there just isnt much to work with but its a start

royal egret
safe plover
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oh nononononono bros.........

tall phoenix
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he gives him a good bro-headmassage

drowsy urchin
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kisses him on the lips

tall phoenix
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no thats on AO3

drowsy urchin
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what's that

tall phoenix
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That you must find out on your own my son

safe plover
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its an anime

drowsy urchin
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I tried googling it and nothing that made sense came up

tall phoenix
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No. Worse.

tall phoenix
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Literally first result

drowsy urchin
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I only read this far and thought nothing of it

tall phoenix
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Damn he really doesnt know

molten temple
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Finished Bloodlines, would absolutely recommend. I’m onto Outgunned, it’s giving WW2 fighter ace so far

unborn merlin
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You can usually snatch them up for $2-$3 during Audible sales.

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GW has recently been adding more flair to their audiobooks which is neat. Eidolon: The Auric Hammer has a lot of voice filters for the daemon characters which is pretty cool.

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You can usually wait for audio drama complications if you want to save money.

royal egret
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Genuinely most of the GW audio dramas I’ve listened to have been pretty great

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Lots of shorter ones but still

molten temple
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Figured I’d show y’all my entire collection up until this point

shrewd silo
orchid herald
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Need help organising 40k books do I sldo it on faction. Author or genre lik a all the abbentt verse stuff all dawn of fire and series gripped together.

brittle tapir
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currently reading isaac asimov's end of eternity

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you know i'm not surprised that 40k ripped off ideas from classic sci fi but i am disappointed that they straight up took the term "eternal" without any change

orchid herald
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One can look at 40k as a mish mash. Of different people. Creation. Nids are pulled from aliens. Krieg ww1 prussian army. Atilan rough riders and white scars are space Mongols. Basically there isn't an ip they haven't ripped from.

royal egret
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It’s also worth noting it did make a pretty unique thing from those and it’s inspired a lot of stuff since

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Like power armor originally came from starship troopers, but a lot of what 40 K ended up doing with space marines, and their genetic enhancement and power armor in the lake has influenced a lot of how it’s used in media

safe plover
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deliverance lost is pretty good so far

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corax seems more approachable than the other primarchs its a shame hes ||gonna become a warp monster hell bent on killing traitors from within the warp ||

severe trail
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Memelore strikes again

drowsy urchin
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and doesn't happen during the heresy

safe plover
severe trail
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||in the short story he is not a demon, he’s simply shadowmelding and shit but on a larger scale like the librarians in his legion does||

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||everyone keeps on calling it a fucking daemon when that’s just not true, he’s just juiced up on psychic energy||

safe plover
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its on the wiki "revealing the truth of the being that lies beneath the facade of every primarch's Emperor-given flesh."

severe trail
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He’s not a daemon

drowsy urchin
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yeah that doesn't mean he's a deamon

severe trail
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I beg you please read the short story

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If you don’t believe me, it’s all but explicit

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He’s mutated yes, but that doesn’t mean daemon

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He’s still very much the same being just juiced up on psychic power and mutated. He isn’t some daemonic entity that looks like a bird, well I mean the psychic form he projects looks like a bird, but that doesn’t mean he is a bird

royal egret
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They literally say in the story “it’s not a daemon”

safe plover
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i meant warp entity

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its pretty much the same thing though

royal egret
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Nothing he does in the short is anything beyond psyker powers we see too, he does Raven Guard Librarian powers amplified

unborn merlin
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The whole daemon thing is just a meme by the community.

tall phoenix
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who also dont read

unborn merlin
wintry blade
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About to start reading the cain books, cause I’m out of any other 40K books I might like and am bored at work, any crime books besides Baggit and clodde?

tall phoenix
wintry blade
tall phoenix
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Yeah they are more just side-characters to Crime

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if I may id possibly suggest the Vorbis Conspiracy

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Its an anthology like most of Crime but its really good, and has a Baggit/Clodde short story in it

wintry blade
tall phoenix
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Yeah then you might like this, the story is really good

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AND even tho its an anthology it all takes place around the same event of a massive imperial ship crashlanding on Varangantua

molten temple
severe trail
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I love vorbis

tall phoenix
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Same

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love 9/11

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I MEAN the ship hitting the planet

cerulean peak
tall phoenix
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LMFAO

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god the double-gif special

severe trail
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The dictator is funny as shit as a movie

tall phoenix
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it still holds up

royal egret
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You are HIV Aladeen

tall phoenix
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Based

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oh wait

tall phoenix
#

The fact that this legit happened hurts me mentally

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Turkmenistan Moment

severe trail
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Horrid

celest heron
molten basin
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Never read a Warhammer 40K book, what's a good place to start?

molten basin
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So there's not one definitive best start, I'm asking BECAUSE I don't want to read through an article to learn about my OPTIONS

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I'm a little tired and that sounded harsher than intended

severe trail
molten basin
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Well I'm glad you asked, because before Space Marine 2 and Darktide I only heard of the name Warhammer 40k

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Those games got me into it, so I'd say death angels and the militarum astartes themselves?

severe trail
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For space marines is there a specific chapter? Or just anything.

molten basin
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The 3 I know of are (technically 2) Black Templars, the.. something to do with Khorne, and the Sororitas Astartes

severe trail
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For space marines I can recommend the Dark Imperium trilogy, Helsreach(black Templars specifically), and Spear of the Emperor(which is about the spears of the emperor)

severe trail
molten basin
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Astartes means augmented?

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Cool

severe trail
molten basin
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With 4 hearts and 6 lungs?

severe trail
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For astra militarum books, Gaunts ghost series, The fall of Cadia

severe trail
molten basin
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I thought I read a tidbit somewhere saying "He was in critical condition, 3 of his 4 hearts were already failing as he knelt by the girl.
"Does it hurt?" She asks...." can't remember the rest

severe trail
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We know marines only have 2 hearts

molten basin
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Gross, I thought it was a data slate in game

woven chasm
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any got some recomendations for good ultramarines books for ppl newish to warhammer/40k?

severe trail
brittle tapir
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i really do enjoy isaac asimov's writing style. he's known for creating a lot of classic sci fi tropes but the guy could also use words very well

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blurred out a minor spoiler

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also i'm just so surprised by how this book represents office politics to such an accurate level. it's wild to me that i can actually relate to a book written in the 1950's

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without spoiling too much, the end of eternity has a central theme of communication or a lack thereof. I know some people at my job who act like the protagonist because they tend to think most things are intentional slights against them.

safe plover
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"Iota ran a finger over the grinning teeth of her skull-mask. “Will you kiss
me too?” The man went pale. “Perhaps later?”
peak writing

tall phoenix
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HNGGG

safe plover
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the voice actor can do like 20 voices in a massive range but only does like 1 voice for women

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it sounded so funny

tall phoenix
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its a guy right

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lmao

safe plover
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ye

tall phoenix
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god

safe plover
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its really funny he makes all women sound 14 so you end up imagining "girl childs" commenting the most heinous acts

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i think it was the same guy who voiced andromeda 17

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|| do u want water :3333 u have to tell me everything before u can drink :333||

tall phoenix
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Yeah the only books with female narrators are usualyl SoB ones so that sucks lmao

wide mica
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Atleast we get Minthara though

tall phoenix
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because that above kissing line is really hot until you hear a guy trying to impersonate a girl say it lmao

tall phoenix
safe plover
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i still havent listened to tales of the heresy

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i wonder how theyre gonna voice the sisters of silence short story

tall phoenix
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Nah they just do "She gestured this shit"

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and its said in a male voice dont worry lmao

safe plover
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😭

tall phoenix
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haha owned

safe plover
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i dont mind the gender swapped voices but i was hoping we would get to hear the internal monologue

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or at least bring in an initiate that would translate

tall phoenix
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yeah I THINK the rule is "only use your voice-acting segments whe nthe character is actually talking"

safe plover
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😡

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should have just made the whole book with hand signs

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m-muh realism

tall phoenix
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😔

drowsy urchin
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think she's done a few others too

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TIL she also voices Nightsong in Baldur's Gate

severe trail
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||Aylin is prolly one of the best Paladin representations in dnd content and dnd adjacent content lol||

iron ore
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Huge fan of the foundation trilogy

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I have like every iteration of the paperbacks that I find at used book stores and the special edition trilogy they sell at barnes and noble

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Dude created science fiction

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I wonder how the foundation tv series is

safe plover
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im not touching any of that until they finish it

tall phoenix
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Honestly probably for the better for once

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because I remember when Bequin 2 came out and i was like

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"Huh? Who- OH WAIT RIGHT"

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Because it had been almost a decade iirc lol

drowsy urchin
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Especially when Bequin is basically just continuation of Eisenhorn and Ravenor

safe plover
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🚬 ill just write my own bequin 3

severe trail
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Lol

drowsy urchin
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Bequin 2 is probably one of my all time favourite 40k books but it kinda relies on all the books that came before it to elevate it to that level. A bit worried that 3 won't live up to it and probably that's the reason it has taken that long to be written I feel

smoky bronze
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For the love of god black library just let dan write bequin 3 you didn't need him to write 3 consecutive siege of terra books

smoky bronze
safe plover
#

james swallow my man

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let him do it

tall phoenix
#

he does like a ton of non-40k projects as well even now

drowsy urchin
safe plover
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i love dan and his amazing works! such as legion and the darktide story!!!!

drowsy urchin
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I sense sarcasm

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Hating on Legion without valid reasons should be a mutable offence

safe plover
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160 more taunts... and 800 more heavy hitter kills..........

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so close

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wrong chat shit

safe plover
#

and it has danisms

drowsy urchin
#

that doesn't mean anything

safe plover
#

🙄

tall phoenix
#

Abnett's contributions are largely just small narrative stuff

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stop hating you fucker

safe plover
#

i can name at least 9000 loading screen tips that tech me to hate

tall phoenix
#

damn you got me there

celest heron
safe plover
#

so tru so tru

royal egret
#

The background and basic idea behind the Moebian 6th was the only redeemable part of the original DT story at launch

safe plover
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a regiment turns to chaos

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congratulations dan you've done it again heres 50k euro

cerulean peak
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Let the man cook

safe plover
#

yes

wide mica
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Implying Abnett would accept payment in anything other than His Majesty's Great British Pounds

safe plover
#

yeah true

unborn merlin
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I can listen to her talk for hours.

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It's a shame she only showed up for that one book.

tall phoenix
#

Shes a queen for real

unborn merlin
#

I know Kelly Hotten also narrated Spears of the Emperor.

brittle tapir
drowsy urchin
#

and the Watchers of the Throne series

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probably in something else too

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but if you meant the Heresy specifically, then yeah. Don't think she was in anything else

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maybe some SoS short story

surreal vector
#

Currently reading the night lords omnibus and goddamn why did I sleep on it for so long

#

These psychopaths are such bros

deft bramble
#

red my first 2 books in the past week - 15 hours and Brutal Kunnin, love reading so far

tall phoenix
#

Its peak 40k

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aka people being stupid and exploding into gory chunks

deft bramble
#

based

tall phoenix
#

"Uhm akshually, orks are not that dangerous 🤓 "

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10m before disaster

deft bramble
#

gonna start Eisenhorny series i think next

tall phoenix
#

aw hell no

#

EISENWHAT

deft bramble
#

eyezenkhorne

tall phoenix
deft bramble
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i started with people suffering and dying in 15 hrs
continued with soothing and funny orks doing coolest shit imaginable
now its time to dive into Aytheskorn

tall phoenix
#

Yeah the tonal shift you are gonna go through is pretty good KEKW_ogryn

deft bramble
#

(im not gonna even try to remember the spelling of his name)

tall phoenix
#

Eisenhorn, its pretty basic

deft bramble
#

thx 🙂

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i always struggle with spelling these kind of names, sry

tall phoenix
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Lmao im just memeing dont worry

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if it helps you can also try symbols

deft bramble
#

👁️zen 📯

tall phoenix
#

LEGIT.

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But yeah Eisenhornball is pretty middle when it comes to tones, lots more focus on Inquisitorial detective shit and intrigue with a little bit of dark humor here and there

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also Abnett being obsessed with girls in skintight clothing lmao

deft bramble
#

perfect, this is what im expecting

tall phoenix
tall phoenix
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not even a joke btw he mentions the spy women wearing skintight shit like constantly its hilarious

deft bramble
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well i guess assassins cannot be described otherwise

tall phoenix
#

lots of booty its true

deft bramble
#

im gonna keep it in mind when reading with russian translation (i can read in english but its just easier for me to do it in my native language)

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btw its really good in 15 hrs and brutal kunnin

tall phoenix
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Lmao opposite for me funnily enough 🇹🇷

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as long as it does the job tho thats good, i just hate it when they sometimes translate in-universe terms to my language it comes across REALLY bad

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like Space Marines translating to mine as "Space Seamariners" 💀

deft bramble
#

ohhh i understand you so much, sis

tall phoenix
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LMAO yeah

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since Marine for us is literally "soldier that works in sea-operations"

deft bramble
#

space seals 🙂

tall phoenix
deft bramble
#

russians are a bit lucky with it i think

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lots of us came into wh40k from the release of DoW

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and its hilarious ru localisation

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people make memes with it to this day

tall phoenix
#

Theres an entire professional channel dedicated to it rn lmao

deft bramble
#

yeah, "Мышич"

full stratus
tall phoenix
#

Way too true

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just make the name latin and boom

deft bramble
#

space wolfs, space sharks, space seals... a bunch of furries

tall phoenix
#

aw hell no 😭

full stratus
#

Just scalies

deft bramble
#

ZAZAmanders))))

full stratus
#

Lol it was a typo

deft bramble
#

you made it better with that

full stratus
tall phoenix
#

like Carcharadrons for the Space Sharks

full stratus
#

Wild

full stratus
tall phoenix
#

these scientists are cooking some mad shit

full stratus
#

I love those guys

tall phoenix
#

same they are great

deft bramble
#

how big is the Eisenhorn series tho? 3 books?

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ive dealt with the first 2 my novels pretty fast, they seemed a bit small for me

full stratus
#

They hunger for more

#

More 40k

deft bramble
#

Waiter! Waiter! More novels please!

tall phoenix
#

also has the side series with his pal Ravenor

#

atm its "ongoing" still

#

the 4th novel took 18 YEARS

deft bramble
# tall phoenix

damn, he's definitely taking his time with his investigation...

tall phoenix
deft bramble
tall phoenix
#

Uh its a bit complciated

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basically

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  • Ein's Series starts "ends" with the 4 books'ish
  • Ravenor picks up mostly covering what Eisenhorn left of
  • Continues with the Bequin series which has 2 books (the second also took a decade to release and the 3rd is still not out yet)
#

You can still read the books well enough by themselves, their overarching narrative isnt really that big of a thing.

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like Hereticus isnt gonna end with "WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO EISENHORN NEXT?"

deft bramble
#

glad to hear

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cause in the ||brutal kunnin|| it happed like this almost

tall phoenix
#

Yeeee tho thats just a normal ending

#

The orks just fuck everything up

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and the techpriests are like

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"Yeah fuck this we're out"

deft bramble
#

why am i bothering censoring my messages 🙂

tall phoenix
deft bramble
#

alright, thank you very much

tall phoenix
#

No worries

royal egret
#

The Magos is meant to be read between Ravenor and Bequin

safe plover
#

nemesis is ||good||

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but they introduced all the fucking assassinorum way too fucking quicky

#

which did result in some needed but semi unnatural dialogue to remind the reader of who is what family and what they fucking do

drowsy urchin
#

Nemesis is one of the few Heresy books that I never listened but I assume it just expects everyone already to know what Assassins are from 40k

safe plover
#

"aha cousin poison are ur specialty"
"the culexus clad in a skull mask being the pariah that they are counter acted the psykers power which they can do!(they are also called blanks)"

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ok im exaggerating with the second one but some of the dialogue is like this

safe plover
tall phoenix
#

the sexual tension between the assassins is exquisite

drowsy urchin
#

I'm planning on to listening to it in the near future, already bought it on audible this month. I just originally skipped it because I knew it had literally nothing to do with the grand scheme of the heresy

tall phoenix
#

no jerk you dont get it

#

they are totally gonna succeed in their mission to kill Horus

#

trust me

drowsy urchin
#

assassins are sent out to kill horus, they cannot succeed, they die or something else terrible, the end

tall phoenix
#

LMAO

#

YEP

safe plover
#

theres a couple of major chars that speak a bit

#

thats nice

drowsy urchin
#

oh I'm sure there are nice little lore tidbits here and there

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hence I'm returning to it

safe plover
#

but yeah i feel like thet whole purpose of the book is just to sell assassin models

drowsy urchin
#

I've even considered trying out the Damnation of Pythos book if it has anything interesting going on with it

#

these two and the Salamanders books are the only ones I skipped

safe plover
#

like this is kind of a spoiler so ill bleep it out ||valdor crash lands somewhere and reenacts the scene from a movie where he points and people and an assassin he was out to meet shoots them from a distance||

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they pretty much copied some cheesy 90s action movie

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im kinda ok with it tho

severe trail
tall phoenix
#

YEP

drowsy urchin
severe trail
#

Where you get 2 assassins who think the third is an antisocial weirdo(he is)

safe plover
#

they deadass copied it

drowsy urchin
#

what movie

safe plover
#

the losers

drowsy urchin
#

no one has seen that movie, I doubt that

safe plover
#

i have

royal egret
#

Nemesis is the best at its start, it falls off pretty hard by the end imo

#

I kinda just wanted it to be more of their little introduction missions to whatever

safe plover
#

they introduced them all too quickly and kept reiterating what each assassain is

#

i feel like a short story for each family would have been better

royal egret
#

The pacifist assassin too was

severe trail
#

Nemesis is odd

safe plover
#

instead of having them go up to horus and fail

royal egret
#

A wildly interesting choice

#

Also the stupid sibling drama

severe trail
#

It’s interesting but like

#

Idk, it fails in the final stretch

#

Imo

safe plover
#

the sibling drama is fine

#

but idk

#

the book is fine

#

they tried to shove in too much imo

royal egret
#

I’d personally put it at the upper part of the worst heresy books

safe plover
#

A B C D storylines were a bit much in one book

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OK theres a serial killer
theres a bunch of assassins

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theres inner fighting

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and theres some inner fighting between the leadership in the planet wowowowo

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King maker existing now makes it so much worse in my mind too

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i liked that song in witcher 3 chadgryn

severe trail
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If rath doesn’t make a follow up to any of the characters in kingmaker

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I will be very sad

tall phoenix
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"We have A-Team at home"

mellow knot
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🙄

tall phoenix
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fact-checked by a BL author

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🫵

mellow knot
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Hooray! I am useful for 5 minutes!

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i noticed that a lot of books are finished pretty recently, like 5~ years ago

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dan abnett literally runs to the publisher himself with a stack of loose papers screaming eureka and gets everything printed as soon as he finishes it

simple cloud
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Yup

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Who is also siblings with one of the best Vindicares

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And the book spends a lot of time on their dumbass family drama

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There’s a reason Nemesis is rated very low in the heresy series, and the fact that it doesn’t really do anything for the plot is only one part

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It does have some fun characters though

simple cloud
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first 2 books ive red

simple cloud
simple cloud
cerulean peak
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Sorry reading comprehension

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On the other hand, the number of errors i've seen in BL texts

simple cloud
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As a huge Abnett fan.

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Yuge

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simple cloud
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I even like the perpetuals. A lot.

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cerulean peak
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You will enjoy the dragonball primarch fights and the bodysuits staregryn

simple cloud
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Oll is the man. Kind of literally.

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love that dude

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only good part of mark of calth

simple cloud
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Mark of Calth oh man it was a slog. I just realized what it reminded me of feel-wise

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A Feast for Crows.

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Like just a massive meandering slowdown.

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first and last stories of mark of calth were good but the middle was just awful

simple cloud
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which like as part of an expansive Heresy corpus sure I’ll take it. We should stop and linger occasionally. But yes. Kind of bad.

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i enjoy the little slices of small scale stuff here and there

cerulean peak
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I'm enjoying Fulgrim so far. The iron hands, though, haven't changed in 10k years KEKW_ogryn

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and the use of perpetuals in this sense is nice unlike what they did with john

simple cloud
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John I enjoy purely because Jonathan Keeble gives him an atrocious American accent lmao

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it was also nice hearing about the emperor before he became the emperor esp from people who he was more honest with

simple cloud
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Yes.

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Tho of course the best humanizing perspective on him is from

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Best perpetual best dude

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THE HERO

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Malcador

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@tall phoenix i was wrong when i told you i didnt like how they handled oll ||olly's sacrifice still means something even if hes a preptual because he didnt care much for the emperor and the emperor didnt like him but olly still thought the emperor was the best hope for mankind||

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simple cloud
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i havent made it that far

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but i think so yeah

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he said he felt something was off in previous books like it was gonna be his last run

simple cloud
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He ||saves the emperor’s ass at least twice in The End and the Death, taking the three as one mega book||

tall phoenix
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he literally peptalks Big E

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its just weird

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i havent made it that far in yet but sounds great

tall phoenix
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the trailer guys knew what they were doing

shy lark
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Tempted to get the Red Gobbo collection, anyone know if it's good/bad/mid?

tall phoenix
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Its pretty good/ok

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its just funny ork books

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also kommunizm

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how have you read every warhammer book in existance

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do you like read 3 at a time?

tall phoenix
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"every"

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bitch these came out like in the last few years

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😭

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also its simple, most warhammer books are like 300 pages or so, which really isnt that ong

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you can finish most of that in 2-3 days

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and ive been a warhammer fan for over a decade

cerulean peak
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That you after reading the entire siege of terra in 3 days?

tall phoenix
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Yep

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Too accurate

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Arguing with any space marine fan thats also into 30k takes great lifespans away from me, hate em all.

cerulean peak
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It's ok. They hate themselves too