40k-lore-chat

[summer mural]

Ah yes, classic morathi

[arctic talon]

Born in 88

[urban spire]

i hate what knowing about nazi dogwhistles has done to my brain

[opaque coyote]

Tbh dog whistles are meant to be mistaken as normal and are supposed to blend in with normal usage

[vagrant fox]

I just roll my eyes atp

[urban spire]

yeah

[opaque coyote]

At this point just ignore them because usually if they're using a dogwhistle

[solid horizon]

this is the ctan duck I was talking about earlier today btw

[opaque coyote]

They're so blindingly obvious

[urban spire]

yeah there's that too

[opaque coyote]

That I wonder why the fuck the even use a dog whistle

[urban spire]

because they think they're smart

[opaque coyote]

Like seriously why use 1488 when you already are calling for the death of all Jews

[vagrant fox]

I'm looking at my little khorne berserker heads and GW does okay faces but I'm generally not a fan

[opaque coyote]

That's not what a dog whistle is for idiot

[near wasp]

I'm using 88 in my vtm as a tattoo my sabbat pack leader villain has

[urban spire]

that rules

[near wasp]

He's a literal skinhead

[solid horizon]

waaaaaagh

[near wasp]

Lol

[urban spire]

nazis are some of the dumbest guys around, but they THINK they're the smartest guys around, so obviously they gotta do smart guy stuff like sending each other secret signals

[near wasp]

Ugh depression just washed over me as I remembered I lost my vtm notes

[summer mural]

I just drink

Alcohol mainly

[near wasp]

All my characters and settings gone

[solid horizon]

drink to forget you forgot

or idk

[summer mural]

Nah, I just drink, it's great

[near wasp]

Same

[urban spire]

or my favourite, posting messages and then deleting them, because they're also cowards

[solid horizon]

I'd be drinking right now only if I didnt liquidate my rum for SoT sessions

[opaque coyote]

Except for some of the women.

[near wasp]

Nice. I'm a bombardier in sot

[solid horizon]

some day I'd like to paint mini faces, and by faces I do not mean mutilated servitorised heads

[solid horizon]

im a driver

[opaque coyote]

Tbf to them I doubt it was intentionally making them ugly

[vagrant fox]

post the classic

[opaque coyote]

Faces of figurines are

Extremely hard to paint

[urban spire]

oh dear

[opaque coyote]

But also like

[near wasp]

I also have to do that alot

[opaque coyote]

This is why Sisters of Battle need to wear helmets more often

[solid horizon]

Sisters of Battle in GW displays look like uh....

Brigitte Macron

[urban spire]

the SoB helmets are cool, they should wear them more often in general

[opaque coyote]

True

[urban spire]

and they should prob have a bit more plating on the torso

[opaque coyote]

Nah boob armor needed for marketing-

[urban spire]

i'm not opposed to boob plate, i'm opposed to the corset

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, personally I do wish for like

Traditional plating

Often looks better

But I get the boob armor on a purely artistic sense

[urban spire]

ornamental armour that embellishes the anatomy is historically so, so common

[opaque coyote]

A woman wearing regular knight armor. You would need to pay more attention to their figure

[solid horizon]

one of my Decimators has mutilated SoB heads/helmets dangling from the shoulderpad like those car dice things

[opaque coyote]

Otherwise they would look

EXACTLY THE SAME AS A MAN

Which is fine tbh

Unless if you want to make them feminine

So

Complicated

Boob armor just removes it

[urban spire]

boob plate is the same as abs and pecs plate, it existed, it's real, it's silly, but it's fine

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I have thought of a gag where like the woman is actually just flat as a fucking board

But they wear boob armor

[solid horizon]

pec plate with nipples

[urban spire]

also like, come on

[sharp pollen]

hehe pyenis'

[solid horizon]

incase you have a boner mid battle

[opaque coyote]

listen

No enemy will expect

The defensive pelvic thrust

[urban spire]

the pelvic parry

[solid horizon]

authentic slaneesh champion technique

[urban spire]

these are so fucking funny

[rose thorn]

I FUCKING DID IT AGHAHAHAHAHA

[opaque coyote]

Considering sisters of Battle place importance on the fact that they're an all girls club with no men allowed

It makes sense

As like sort of

"bragging" about it

[urban spire]

all girls club with no women allowed

[opaque coyote]

Tbf at least it won't chafe on your dick

So

Eg

[sacred ginkgo]

You alright

[urban spire]

lmao

[opaque coyote]

Fucking MISTYPE

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[vagrant fox]

They were only around for like 80 years or something, it's a tragedy

[opaque coyote]

But yeah SoB would be the type to have boob armor to

[solid horizon]

considering there is a clear sexual segregation in warhammer, it makes sense male armors emphase the male physique and female armor emphase the female physique

[opaque coyote]

Highlight the fact that they're all female

Both in lore and out of lore

[opaque coyote]

Except in the guard*

You're just meat for the grinder
*(There are exceptions ik)

[solid horizon]

yeah but then in the guard there is no armor difference

[opaque coyote]

Exactly

Gotta have the flak be reusable for the next poor soul

[solid horizon]

marines and sisters are literally monks and nuns

[urban spire]

the lack of sexual segregation in most of 40k makes the examples so much more galling

[opaque coyote]

I remember there basically being a matriarchy planet in 40k.

I forgot what was it called though

Could be mixing it up with the Sisters of Khaine from AoS

[rose thorn]

hers the hopeful end product

[solid horizon]

the strong segregation between those two orders come from the very ecclesiastic nature of it

[rose thorn]

of my creature

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit the tail is on fire

Quick

[urban spire]

canopus :)

[opaque coyote]

Get a water bucket

[rose thorn]

its an aqshyian civet for my city of sigmar! they use fire magic to scare off predators

[opaque coyote]

There's no detail about a matriarchy in the lexicanum for canopus

[rose thorn]

and when they eat coffee beans, they dont fully digest the coffee beans infusing them with aqshy power

[solid horizon]

expensive coffee reference

[urban spire]

yeah canopus is from battletech, it was my little joke. this is what matriarchy looks like in battletech btw

[opaque coyote]

Starbucks

[opaque coyote]

Neat

[rose thorn]

yes that is mty city of sigmar's primary produciton

[opaque coyote]

"Feed the fire cats coffee"

[solid horizon]

kopi luwak

thats the name

[opaque coyote]

"..holy sigmar we haven't all died!"

[solid horizon]

took me sometime to remmeber

im excited for my tournament but im scared of failing my dark pacts and dice rolls

[urban spire]

just microwave the dice a little

[solid horizon]

this is literally my list

[near wasp]

Bro put all his eggs in one basket

[daring creek]

thats an awful idea

swords can still poke through

plus

blunt weapons

that shit WILL hurt

[solid horizon]

all ive got is to hope my teammate will have infantry

else we're cooked for secondary objectives

[daring creek]

peak

[solid horizon]

yes

I couldnt get an IW or BL helbrute so I got the WE one instead

[daring creek]

this is a helbrute?

[solid horizon]

/chaos dreadnought

[daring creek]

oh

yea cuz im p sure helbrutes are dreadnought x marine yaoi

[solid horizon]

GW decided that chaos dreadnought never existed apparently and replaced them with helbrutes

I agree they are fundamentally the same thing, but they are also very different

[daring creek]

CRINGE

SO FUCKING CRINGE

[solid horizon]

anyways converted dreads are widely accepted as helbrutes even in tournaments

worst point of it

ECs used to have the best looking dread

only for them to have 0 access to helbrutes

[daring creek]

oh my god

nuke gw NOW

[solid horizon]

GW still sells FW stuff for some reason, but not old dreads

[daring creek]

speaking of

arent most castraferrum dreads chaos now or

[solid horizon]

uh idk

[daring creek]

cuz i am p sure castraferrum blueprints were lost to time?

[solid horizon]

probably

wasnt it the reactor blueprint that was lost to time ?

[arctic talon]

no

[solid horizon]

something something they can't build castraferrum anymore because something something reactor

[arctic talon]

thats contemptor dreadnoughts

but yes

Contemptors are the ones with the fucked up reactor that was lost

and no one can reproduce now

but the dark mechanicum has come up with some work arounds

to the detriment of the marine inside

[solid horizon]

common dark mech W

[arctic talon]

I'll give you one guess

what their solution entails

it does infact involve the d word

[solid horizon]

how come chaos doesnt have brutalis or saturnine dreadnoughts

[daring creek]

theyll be ok

[arctic talon]

Saturnine all got lost lmao

during the Heresy

brutalis are primaris ones so I'd assume they haven't captured an intact chassis yet they haven't broken down for parts

[solid horizon]

RIP but also good riddance because it's fugly

also is it me or

[urban spire]

i hate to break it to you but the dick was never in there

[daring creek]

wdym

:(

[arctic talon]

nah Saturnine is fugly lol

[daring creek]

LEVIATHAN MY BELOVED

[solid horizon]

these look similar but are very different in scale

[urban spire]

they just wore normal style undies and glued a big metal dick on top of it

[arctic talon]

I hate that shit

[daring creek]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[solid horizon]

yeah

[daring creek]

I LOVE THICK LEGS

[urban spire]

woah look at those abs

he's got like a 12 pack

[solid horizon]

what disobeying to your brother does to a mf

[vagrant fox]

It shouldnt even be called saturnine we hates it

[urban spire]

also he's built like

[arctic talon]

tbf

its a helbrute

[ripe forum]

Any artists here

[solid horizon]

sevastus krannon transformed his brother into a helbrute because he didn't wanna do evil shit

this artwork was so peak

[urban spire]

toys

they look like toys

[solid horizon]

well to be fair it is supposed to represent the content of a box

kranon looked quite incredible for the time

[urban spire]

he looks like the sword is inconveniencing him

[celest dome]

Mournghoul looking head on the sword

Mournghoul are cool

[solid horizon]

it was 2011 or 2012 I think

I cant recall

[urban spire]

it does be lookin kinda world of warcraft

[arctic talon]

They def based his sword on frostmourne lmao

Or one of the other edgy death knight swords

[solid horizon]

the chaos dudes did look cool for their time

[ripe forum]

I'm too freaky to be an artist

All my art comes out freaky

[plush mason]

i always forget these 2 where in this game

[wary fulcrum]

I was flicking through the Crimson Slaughter stuff earlier

Excellent stuff

[solid horizon]

yup

[storm jungle]

We dont really have any here no

[solid horizon]

#darktide-fan-art #40k-minis-and-armies

closest you'll get

[near wasp]

Somebody here did my pfp

[vagrant fox]

Ederius maybe, he shows up sometimes

[near wasp]

Yeah him

[rancid cove]

Would this make sense for color choices in a warband?
Primary being the one who goes onto most of the armor, secondary being shoulder pads (usually to mark legion or other group of origin) or knee-pads, tertiary being armor trim

[languid meadow]

hadron pmo

stupid ass bot

[raven stone]

wait the bot actaully obeyed a command to self terminate

lol

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-genichiro-sekiro-kys-you-should-kill-gif-4048333264623838728

honestly the most hated part of hadron is when you can't post two embeds one after another

makes punchlines with gifs impossible

[opaque coyote]

Bro lost his fucking marbles

||https://youtu.be/cW84dJ5UpiY?si=SsjMKEaVhGTGkE58||

Didn't think Homelander could somehow more of his sanity

But he somehow did

Antony Starr proving how fucking great he is as an actor in general

Not just Homelander just

In general

But also what the fuck???

[vagrant fox]

It's so on the nose regarding the recent days

[opaque coyote]

Y'know the worst part is that S5 was written before Trump got elected

💀

Also Homelander definitely uh...

Came

[opaque coyote]

No wonder the writers were so disappointed

[storm jungle]

Literally the week Mr Orange compares himself to jesus btw

these writers are actual seers

lmao

[opaque coyote]

"And why should he (Jesus) have more love than you?"

💀

[storm jungle]

Again

this isnt fiction anymore

💀

[vagrant fox]

They were? That's wild, I just watch the show

[opaque coyote]

Thank god Trump doesn't have superpowers at least

[storm jungle]

I mean

he has the US military

and the departments

[opaque coyote]

True

[storm jungle]

same thing tbh

[storm jungle]

They write these things a year or months beforehand

people thoguht they were being too much thinking the US would ever have internment camps again

or that militia-esque forces can patrol the streets and imprison people

💀

then he got elected

[opaque coyote]

The Boys writers have the fucking gift of Apollo

[vagrant fox]

I mistook that as disappointed in the show

[opaque coyote]

Nah just

[storm jungle]

Oh nah lmao

[opaque coyote]

Disappointed in people

[storm jungle]

they are just apalled yeah

nothing the show does can top IRL rn

the gov. is absolutely insane

[vagrant fox]

Replace internet users with The Boys writers

Anthony Starr really sells it though, I'm all in he will win

[opaque coyote]

I'm honestly fucking scared that Trump will do what "Angel Stillwell" told Homelander

[languid meadow]

is it really prophecy if it's reading the room

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DXAzH8ejoX-/

[opaque coyote]

"Well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood."

[vagrant fox]

don't question my jokes, dilara ban this fool

[languid meadow]

also the peak

[opaque coyote]

Honestly Antony Starr is so good at acting just in general

[vagrant fox]

He's such a PoS I'm entirely on board with him as well

[opaque coyote]

He is just great on like

[languid meadow]

He's so fucking funny in a pathetic way

[opaque coyote]

Acting in general he has so much range

[lament shoal]

Our favorite settings are cautionary tales. Warnings that society continues to ignore

[vagrant fox]

Genuinely awful people, it's beautiful

[opaque coyote]

The Deep is one of my favorite characters despite him being so pathetic

Or well

Because

I almost feel sorry for him

And then he fucks up again

[opaque coyote]

I still think the only sympathetic scene the Deep really had is when Compound V was revealed to be made by Vought

[daring creek]

Wait wtf ep 3 is out?

I gotta watch it fuck

[vagrant fox]

yea go on

I didn't care for A-Train but man that was an arc

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/8XBRqd2HW_8?si=bCtiuv0WrVP059GP

[opaque coyote]

"My mom said it was a gift... that I was born this way. But it wasn't. It didn't have to be this way. I could've been normal."

Genuinely the only time I really felt bad for him

[opaque coyote]

A-Train and the Deep got opposite arcs

One became better

The other became so much worse

Both were introduced doing something absolutely appalling

But went entirely different directions in the end

A-Train died laughing at the face of the devil

The Deep is living a cowards life under his rule

Honestly had a genuine theory that The Deep could unironically win against Homelander because apparently he can handle being in the Mariana Trench

The Deep just didn't bother to train or be competent

[opaque coyote]

A chance to win to be specific

But like remember that Homelander is basically completely unskilled to the point where Queen Maeve put up a fight against him

Who was the only Supe that actually trained

Despite the power difference

I would say theoretically someone like The Deep.

If they trained

Would be able to at least severely cripple Homelander

[solid horizon]

Late reply but

Any color work for warbands

IIRC some warbands even have only one color so you're very free to do what you want

I'd just say specify what are the reasons for color variations, and why is there 3 different trim color

[vital ginkgo]

Which species has done the most damage to the tyranids?

[rancid cove]

not the eldar thats for sure

I think we dont know yet, we havent probably made any damage to the tyranids because this is still the scouting party

[opaque coyote]

The battle of macragge is I think the only straight up win against the Tyranids

But that cost the UM a lot

Calgar basically became the Monty Python Black Knight

https://tenor.com/view/scratch-hurt-no-big-deal-sarcasm-monty-python-gif-8464114

[solid horizon]

Isn't that the 4th edition battle ?

Sounds familiar

[opaque coyote]

But besides that there isn't really any huge scale win against the tyranids

So overall I would say "Nobody"

[vital ginkgo]

So humanity?

[solid horizon]

I mean they have horror film villain logic

And are based on xenomorphs

[opaque coyote]

...eh I guess you can say the Ultramarines

[solid horizon]

So there is no way they're losinh

[opaque coyote]

The answer is always the blueberries

[vital ginkgo]

So humanity lol

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, on a technicality yes

But even then it's like

[vagrant fox]

Probably humanity by virtue of fighting the nids most

[opaque coyote]

"oh no I'm delayed slightly"

"Better send another 0.1% of my forces."

[near wasp]

I mean didn't necrons and blood angels fight off a hive fleet

[vagrant fox]

Blangels did win at Baal, necrons and blangels did a teamup yea

[opaque coyote]

Honestly we need more Necrons Vs Nids

Necrons are like the perfect counter

And are basically the Nids opposite thematically

[solid horizon]

Metal stronk flesh weak

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1475078241403277332/flesh.webp

[solid horizon]

Alas it's true

😔

[opaque coyote]

for now

[raven stone]

Humanity first (by virtue of the sheer size of IoM) vs Nids

Orks are second, probably

due to Ocatarius

Tau at a very distant third

[opaque coyote]

Imagine the Nids being confused at just the amount of humans

Like they don't care that much cause free biomass

[solid horizon]

Does that mean we should biotransfer the entirety of the imperium ?

[opaque coyote]

But I bet the hive mind is questioning like

[storm jungle]

Its hard to say because the Nids in the galaxy rn are the "tips" of the larger tendrils outside the galaxy

[opaque coyote]

"Did someone else already try to take over the galaxy wtf?"

[storm jungle]

any damage done to them just has the fleets splinter

and go to attack more places

its basically like smushing an anthill then making them dig up in thousands of other places from underground (or space in this case)

[opaque coyote]

Overall the Hive Mind is playing the beginning rounds of an RTS game.

[solid horizon]

Lmao

[raven stone]

I mean, Hive Mind only thinks about Hunger, but they probably may think food is getting a bit bland since majority of biomass is human lol

[solid horizon]

Capture points with cheapest infantry

[raven stone]

"Man I know I gotta eat to conquer but can I taste something that is different for once"

[opaque coyote]

"Bro yet another human? This flavor is trash dawg"

[raven stone]

(Mind you they would say the same even if IoM doesn't maltreat their own people lol)

[opaque coyote]

"Ah finally some other beings... why do they taste like mushrooms?"

[raven stone]

Well no wonder Nids will risk eating Nurgle stuff, any other taste for variety is sorely needed by this point...

[opaque coyote]

I like to imagine that the Hive Mind's pov is equivalent to like Stellaris or something

[raven stone]

But with lots of eating

[opaque coyote]

"Oh my fucking god what ARE YOU GUYS DOING-"

[raven stone]

maybe Kitchen Nightamres even

[solid horizon]

Orks look like they would taste like spinach ngl

[opaque coyote]

Their rage is just gamer rage

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

Lettuce

Just raw lettuce

[solid horizon]

Brussel sprouts

[opaque coyote]

Ew

Okay not that bad

[raven stone]

No, Gordon Ramsay rage.
"This human is so raw I CAN STILL TASTE THE ARMOR ON THEM"

[opaque coyote]

Do you think Space Marines would be the equivalent of like

Processed food?

[young pecan]

They're constantly covered in the grease of machines and blood of battle
Of COURSE they taste like poorly-cooked brussel sprout

[vagrant fox]

Brussel sprouts are delicious done right smh

[solid horizon]

Roided up beef

[young pecan]

Raw lettuce is refreshing

[solid horizon]

Yup

[young pecan]

Ork would NOT be refreshing

[opaque coyote]

The blood of battle probably makes it taste better than raw brussel sprouts

It's like salt

The iron tang just gives more nutrition

[solid horizon]

Space Marines would taste like skittles essentially based on what color they are

[vagrant fox]

I could go for some black pudding right now fr fr

[near wasp]

No the taste of battle would make it taste worse tbh

Cortisol makes meat taste worse

Wait were talking about ork

Orks probably would be very gamey, I imagine you'd have to roast it over along time and I wouldn't count on there being enough fat to render out. You may need to add oil or butter or tallow into the roast to get it good

[raven stone]

OK, since we are at it, let's do an impromptu meme list of what things taste like to the Hive Mind:
IoM Humans: Various grades of beef.
Marines (loyal or non-mutated traitor): Really aged and tough beef jerky.
Tau: Blueberries(?)
Orks: Mushrooms
Eldar/Drukhari: M&Ms/Skittles
Chaos (mutated mortal followers): Beef gone bad, but still beef.
Chaos (warp demons): Mystery surprise taste, every single bite.
Chaos (Nurgle aligned specific): Tastes like actual sh*t.
Votann: Beef jerky (but slightly more tender and less tough than Marines)
Custodes: Wagyu Beef.

...
Necrons: Actual inedible metal that they don't eat unless they HAVE to (and then still get indigestion)

[arctic talon]

Tau would be beef/deer

make humans pork

Since humans apparently taste like sweet pork

[near wasp]

Kroot get some flavors from every race

[near wasp]

Very nutritionaly similar when somebody asked for the nutritional content of corpse starch I just sent a thing of canned pork

[arctic talon]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/NOd291dK1Do?si=_KCqCFMiX1eElciJ

[solid horizon]

I feel like chaos would taste better than loyalists since they're cooked in blood

[opaque coyote]

I mean Nurgle is automatically a no go

Slaanesh is filled with preservatives and chemicals

[solid horizon]

I was excluding nurgle of course

[arctic talon]

Slaanesh would prolly taste awful

[opaque coyote]

Khorne and maybe Tzeentch would be fine

[arctic talon]

too many drugs

[solid horizon]

Khorne and word bearers probably taste best

[opaque coyote]

Although Tzeentch might be mixed cause they usually have an even higher rate of mutations

[solid horizon]

Iron Warriors are like canned beef

[opaque coyote]

"Why does this corpse starch taste like both bird and squid?"

[raven stone]

OK, since we are at it, let's do an impromptu meme list of what things taste like to the Hive Mind [edited and extended]
IoM Humans (nlcudes Guard): Various grades of pork.
Marines (loyal or non-mutated traitor): Really aged and tough pork jerky.
T'au: Beef
Kroot: Chicken but sprinkled with mix of mystery mairnated flavours (depending on what said Kroot ate)
Vespid: Fried grasshopper treats
Orks: Mushrooms
Eldar/Drukhari: M&Ms/Skittles
Chaos (unaligned, non-mutated): Pork gone bad, but still pork.
Chaos (warp demons in general): Mystery surprise taste, every single bite.
Chaos (Nurgle aligned specific): Tastes like actual sh*t, with a side of maggots.
Chaos (Tzeentch aligned specific): Flavours that defy description even by Hive Mind standards.
Chaos (Slaanesh): How does the Hive mind put this? Too many flavours, each on its own would be good but here it is overwhelming and becomes a distasteful mix.
Chaos (Khorne): Blood marinated pork.
Votann: Pork jerky (but slightly more tender and less tough than Marines)
Custodes: Iberico Pork.
Ad Mech: Pork but with inedible bits of metal in them.

...
Necrons: Actual inedible metal that they don't eat unless they HAVE to (and then still get indigestion). Even Flayed ones are only worth it for the skin and nothing more, which is barely enough to feed the Hive Fleet.

[solid horizon]

Necrons have flayed ones

Hold on

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

Flayed ones would just be like

Beef Jerky

[daring creek]

What fucking nutrients you getting from crons bruh

[opaque coyote]

Due to their skins

[daring creek]

You're getting steel

And coolant

[vagrant fox]

Rich in vitamin k and iron

[arctic talon]

no coolent

just necrodermis

which isn't edible

[solid horizon]

Flayed ones are jerky on a stick

[opaque coyote]

This but a Necron

[daring creek]

Isn't core flux coolant

[arctic talon]

do you think David got a Mr.Studd

actually he's a chrome junky

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

he absolutely did

[opaque coyote]

We don't know because Studio Trigger are cowards

[arctic talon]

well

not cowards

[opaque coyote]

And won't let us see his cock

[arctic talon]

netflix told them no

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

lol

They wanted to show full frontal nudity for him

[opaque coyote]

We don't know because Studio Trigger Netflix are cowards

[vagrant fox]

❓

[opaque coyote]

And won't let us see his cock

[vagrant fox]

Netflix are cowards

[raven stone]

OK, since we are at it, let's do an impromptu meme list of what things taste like to the Hive Mind [edited, extended, with one final correction for Necrons as a whole]
IoM Humans (nlcudes Guard): Various grades of pork.
Marines (loyal or non-mutated traitor): Really aged and tough pork jerky.
T'au: Beef
Kroot: Chicken but sprinkled with mix of mystery mairnated flavours (depending on what said Kroot ate)
Vespid: Fried grasshopper treats
Orks: Mushrooms
Eldar/Drukhari: M&Ms/Skittles
Chaos (unaligned, non-mutated): Pork gone bad, but still pork.
Chaos (warp demons in general): Mystery surprise taste, every single bite.
Chaos (Nurgle aligned specific): Tastes like actual sh*t, with a side of maggots.
Chaos (Tzeentch aligned specific): Flavours that defy description even by Hive Mind standards.
Chaos (Slaanesh): How does the Hive mind put this? Too many flavours, each on its own would be good but here it is overwhelming and becomes a distasteful mix.
Chaos (Khorne): Blood marinated pork.
Votann: Pork jerky (but slightly more tender and less tough than Marines)
Custodes: Iberico Pork.
Ad Mech: Pork but with iron supplements mixed in.
...
Necrons: They are not as much "food" in the traditional sense, but more like an entire packet of iron supplement health pills.

[solid horizon]

This needs to be pinned ngl

[vagrant fox]

Man I hope NC is more of a dump in the next Cyberpunk game

[arctic talon]

if CDPR weren't cowards they'd let us know if V got one of these

[vagrant fox]

How much humanity loss for either

[arctic talon]

7 or 2d6

lol

[vagrant fox]

Dubious trade, could get extendable feet instead

[solid horizon]

Go go gadget extendo feet

[opaque coyote]

I don't even know why they let us choose our genitals

[arctic talon]

funny haha

lol

[opaque coyote]

We never see them in the sex scenes

[arctic talon]

thats it

There's no point to it

[opaque coyote]

Cowards

[arctic talon]

well

if you take all your clothes off

it'll show lol

but I'm not sure why you'd do that unless you wana run around nude

[opaque coyote]

Cyberpsycho maxxing

[vagrant fox]

Makes it seem like you're going commando and I hate that

Genuine psycho shit

[daring creek]

flayed ones look cool

though they look very forced. idk

[vagrant fox]

Elaborate

[daring creek]

im more used to crons being green glowy guys

https://tenor.com/view/glow-mr-burns-the-simpsons-alien-nightmare-gif-4436471

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/walmart-shrimp-fallout-feral-ghoul-ghoul-gif-98207774300563146

[rancid cove]

alr tumblr

[ripe forum]

Ngl sangy is a BASIC BITCH choice

Where's the juice?

[storm jungle]

Basic bitch shit appeals to the masses the most alas

[lament shoal]

I drank it sorry

[daring creek]

Do yall think homelander has BPD or something

I should wait till im done

[storm jungle]

Absolutely yes

he literally was grown up as a testlab baby

and actively tortured lol

Hes like extremely psyhologically complex to examine, you'd need a 1-2 hour video fro mthe amount of material avaliable from the show

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, even if Homelander somehow doesn't like murder the therapist

The therapist assigned to him is probably gonna kill themselves

[storm jungle]

he'd kill em either way tbh

hes a nutjob

[opaque coyote]

I think the saddest part is that he legitimately tried to be a hero at first

[storm jungle]

yeah going by Diabolical

his evil tendencies are groomed by that vought chick

[opaque coyote]

But yet was turned away so hard by Vought

He is a monster

But he is one that was made and engineered

[vagrant fox]

Narcissism, ptsd, some other stuff

[opaque coyote]

And they're fucking shocked that he somehow turned out

Absolutely unstable

"Yeah I'm gonna stuff a kid into a furnace. This will totally not backfire in anyway."

Like bro

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT

YOU EXPECTED SOMEONE STABLE FROM THAT

[vagrant fox]

yea he was just trying to get attention

[storm jungle]

^

again hes a complex character but at the end of the day a monster

hes a fascinating villain

theres a reason hes been immortalized in memes

[opaque coyote]

He tries to get actual love.

But the problem is that he legitimately has no idea how or what love is

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-boys-homelander-44

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-homelander-milk-eat-homelander-shocked-the-boys-season-4-homelander-the-boys-season-4-gif-12790221548487682397

[storm jungle]

that one scene says it best.

Hates asskissers
Hates when you dont kiss his ass

[opaque coyote]

He wants them to kiss his ass genuinely instead of out of fear basically

[lament shoal]

Like that’ll ever happen lol

But he’s too narcissistic to see it

[storm jungle]

^

S5 shows that best

he KEEPS looking and judging people from their heartbeat for being afraid of him

lmao

[opaque coyote]

He wants an equal but at the same time he would fucking hate an equal.

Exactly like how he's treating his own dad.

[lament shoal]

||Him immediately trying to justify killing A-Train at the funeral|| 💀

[opaque coyote]

And then crying about him

Like he didn't bully him his entire life

[storm jungle]

"I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER AND YOU BETRAYED ME" son... 😭

[arctic talon]

Skill issue

[lament shoal]

Literally lol

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I don't want Homelander to be dead.

Nah I want him to be depowered and forced to live the rest of his miserable life as a being without super powers

[storm jungle]

the best is the de-powered one imo

everyone is calling it

but we'll see

[opaque coyote]

Chain him up to prevent him from killing himself

He either has to change or to suffer

Simple as

[lament shoal]

He won’t change

[arctic talon]

He’s just gona kill himself

If that happens lol

[lament shoal]

He’s too far gone

[opaque coyote]

Exactly

Most likely it's just gonna be suffering

Lovely

[storm jungle]

Yeah Homelander literally sees himself as a god lmao

not even a superior "species"

its just him and thats it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah probably

The best is that he's restrained

Permanently

While depowered

Cannot kill himself

Forced to live

[daring creek]

Yeah it feels like the way he views himself seriously tinkers on how people view him and what people says about him as a person.

Homelander is a horrible piece of shit but I can't help but to feel for him in moments like ||his dead calling him a worthless piece of shit.|| Or when he places himself above others because he can't withstand feeling below.

Homelander is seeking validation from without when he needs to be searching from within. ||His ONE biological "father" hated him. And like. ||

[opaque coyote]

Again

I would argue bro never really had a chance

[daring creek]

Honestly if I were him rn

I would be like

[opaque coyote]

Every single bit of his life was manipulated

[daring creek]

KILL EVERYONE. NOW.

[opaque coyote]

And he only got off the leash

After he already basically became the fucked up nutcase he is

[daring creek]

Moments like this is like

When my brain resets

Its hard to explain

[opaque coyote]

From day one he was groomed to want validation

And to equate validation to love

A kid tortured into a monster

Ryan is notably much more stable due to him having like

A semi-normal childhood

Like all of his reactions are honestly normal tbh

[daring creek]

Oh

Well

That exactly happened

[opaque coyote]

[daring creek]

Literally what I just said

Homelander needs to play Needy Streamer Overload

And see a super therapist

The human brain is so interesting in how it defends itself

I mean its not going to end well at all

But still. Yipeee

Maybe I should talk about homelander with my therapist

That might exactly be it

Although Im pretty sure I don't have BPD.

Another thing I fucking hate when kids are caught in the middle of bullshit like with Ryan or Flynn from breaking bad

[raven stone]

I'm sorry I just have to say this is the best "most unexpected crossover context sentence" I have read in my life so far 🤣

[vagrant fox]

Teaches them to be tough dw

[raven stone]

When lore/characterization matters for the porn.
(I say this with a straight face. Honest.)

[daring creek]

Endless trauma

[raven stone]

Some characters just don't work if they are OOC

[daring creek]

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FUCKING MONEY GOES BACK TO FLYNN

FUCK.

Isg having a mommy thing is almost always a sign of having an absent parent bruh

[storm jungle]

its really not

oh wait mommy issues

yeah nvm

[vagrant fox]

Reckon some people are just freaks

[rancid cove]

i have mommy issues and i have an absent father

what does this say aboutme

[hollow lantern]

That you seek attention on the internet

[daring creek]

I have mom issues and dad issues my mom just sucks ass and my dad is something.

[storm jungle]

Lynxlander arc incoming

[daring creek]

True heavily for me

Missus Lander arc is SOON

[storm jungle]

😭

[daring creek]

Misslander...

[vagrant fox]

Who's Butcher then

[daring creek]

Mm...

[storm jungle]

Sigsen is butcher

he was always a hater

[daring creek]

Guts berserk

Oh

[vagrant fox]

Guts berk

I am a hater but I keep it low key

[daring creek]

Be nice

[vagrant fox]

I would delete the Iron Warriors if I could

[daring creek]

I remember when I would read berserk all fucking day

[daring creek]

Dilara 2?

[vagrant fox]

Sure why not

Collateral happens

But also I am nice

[hollow lantern]

I would also

Actually

If I could remove anyone it'd be NL

[vagrant fox]

Delete Tongs, Dilara

[hollow lantern]

🙂

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Ok

Is The Deep truly comedic relief

Or does this person exist

[hollow lantern]

He just seems like a dumb asshole

[daring creek]

Dumb assholes exist

Unfortunately

God.

[vagrant fox]

I mean, the actor is real

[daring creek]

Reminds me of a 30 year old guy I met in tf2 who genuinely bought into the incel 80/20 bullshit

[storm jungle]

These people exist

hes not a caricature

hes literally 1:1 lmao

[hollow lantern]

Incel 80/20 bullshit?

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

Thats what I am fucking scared of

[storm jungle]

also just being a fucking chud moron

[rancid cove]

w-what... does this mean?

[vagrant fox]

These alpha bro types do exist unfortunately

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-boys-home-lander

[storm jungle]

^

literally everything the Deep says in this season was spoken by a person IRL

[daring creek]

Only 20% of men are "chads" who get "stacys"

[opaque coyote]

A lot of things in the Boys are said verbatim.

Like MTG's Jewish Space Lasers

[storm jungle]

the thing is they are also played for satirical jokes

then people real life do it

[hollow lantern]

Whatever makes you happy ig

[opaque coyote]

Which is said by Firecracker

[daring creek]

That's not happiness

People who think like this are suicidal

[hollow lantern]

I firmly believe true happiness comes from within.

[storm jungle]

It does, its why people meme about that saying and mock it as "stupid" and "cheesy" lol

as Carmine Sr. put it, "Be a better friend to yourself."

[hollow lantern]

They envy the ability to find happiness anywhere

[vagrant fox]

Happiness comes from tanning your root chakra

[hollow lantern]

Never played those games but I agree

[storm jungle]

they actually do lmao

[storm jungle]

Sopranos is an amazing game series

[hollow lantern]

At the end of the day you're the only person who has to live with you

[storm jungle]

also that yea

the most simple facts of life and happiness is shit people mock the most lol

[daring creek]

Dilara do you happen to be a fan of Mafia

[hollow lantern]

I'm ngl my brain went to GoWs Carmines

[hollow lantern]

Simple pleasures are the greatest

[vagrant fox]

Figs and cheese and wine is a winning happy combo

[storm jungle]

YOU NEVER SPEAK OF THIS THING

EVER

[daring creek]

And thats what keeps people from improving themselves

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-shah-1

[storm jungle]

Also that yeah

see "male loneliness epidemic"
look inside
sexism

🗣️

[daring creek]

Legitimately

Theres A Loneliness crisis

Its across the board

[vagrant fox]

I am a little annoyed by how that study was coopted

[opaque coyote]

There is one

But not on the romantic area

[daring creek]

Its just that guys get more attention

[opaque coyote]

Just generally culture + friendships

[daring creek]

I was about to say for some reason but like

[storm jungle]

you're gonna be feeling it soon

[daring creek]

Guys are made to be the victims more than girls

[vagrant fox]

The study was just about men having fewer friends than historically and suddenly it's about romance nonsense

[daring creek]

Or that its womens fault

[opaque coyote]

Already have

[daring creek]

And like

[opaque coyote]

[opaque coyote]

It ain't

[daring creek]

Attention all females across the world. You must date sweaty unwashed men who don't brush their teeth and have their children

[vagrant fox]

true

[opaque coyote]

How do I say this

It exists but it's unrelated to romantic feelings.

More so due to how masculinity treats mental health

And it treats it like shit

[daring creek]

Patriarchy hurts everyone

[vagrant fox]

Oops can't use the g word

[daring creek]

Gay?

Also to what you said.

[vagrant fox]

Reporting your message

[opaque coyote]

💀

[daring creek]

??

[opaque coyote]

They're joking

[daring creek]

I can't find a message that conveys my

Cringing hard enough to not wiping

[hollow lantern]

Sometimes my father says some shit he honestly believes and I wonder if he's alright

[daring creek]

Ill actually kill you if you walk into my room

[storm jungle]

not yet

[opaque coyote]

Gotta have a shit guard to block gay people

[storm jungle]

hold still while i shove my foot up your ass

[vagrant fox]

I got temp banned for using the old fashioned word for peculiar about Australia I'm not risking these words

[opaque coyote]

You coming onto me or something?

[fervent geode]

I am an enemy to myself so I have a goal in life which is to defeat myself and bring justice upon myself so that myself will never harm me again

[storm jungle]

Violence is "cooming" on to you?

[fervent geode]

More people should try this

[storm jungle]

freakass

[daring creek]

Do you mean indigenous Australians

[vagrant fox]

no

[fervent geode]

It started with Q

got silenced for like 2 weeks

[daring creek]

How self destructive

[opaque coyote]

Nah just ones up my ass.

[rancid cove]

I see why you're a night lord now

[storm jungle]

get out dummy

[opaque coyote]

You first

[fervent geode]

Self improvement Grindset

[fervent geode]

Lore accurately

[opaque coyote]

"Men would rather torture people than get therapy"

[vagrant fox]

I've only heard about yankees doing that. You're at risk

[daring creek]

It only read to me as Fighting yourself

[fervent geode]

Women would too smh

Everyone would

[daring creek]

I don't fight myself because its only gotten me nowhere and only more mental weight

[fervent geode]

That’s because it is

[vagrant fox]

I can't get therapy so my only option is torture, it's not my fault

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457464487522336871/1470851125061091480/caption.gif

[fervent geode]

That’s true, you should be confident in yourself and don’t always attack yourself for the bad things you can’t control

[rancid cove]

My goal in life is to drink human blood but ig we all have different ideals

[daring creek]

Gl w that because I literally melt when I do that

[daring creek]

Have fun!

[fervent geode]

Anyways that’s not me coz I self inflicted most of my problems by being a plastic Gooner

[fervent geode]

Thanks twin, it’s not healthy

[daring creek]

Lmao

[rancid cove]

I was gonna ask but now I'm scared

[daring creek]

I assume painting miniatures

[vagrant fox]

fingers 📸

[opaque coyote]

Oh nice

[fervent geode]

Tbh I posed the head like shit

[opaque coyote]

Actual demon horns

[fervent geode]

I’m cooked

[rancid cove]

From where I come from "plastic gooner" means... other things.

[opaque coyote]

Surprisingly rare among Chaos worshippers for some reason

[fervent geode]

There’s also a curseclaw that looks freaky

[rancid cove]

We're sending this to a TB2T player to find your exact coordinates

[fervent geode]

Bruh

[rancid cove]

You're done

[vagrant fox]

Tracking your exact location from a reflection like what happened to that streamer

[fervent geode]

You’re not gonna want to come to here

[rancid cove]

Brother I am brazilian what could scare me

[fervent geode]

The shadow of my fingers betray me

[fervent geode]

Asian Argentina next to Asian Yugoslavia

[rancid cove]

Dear god...

[fervent geode]

Yesterday a policeman was arresting for trying to PVP another policeman and then driving off and trying to run over a traffic policeman

[daring creek]

Dr pepper guy! :D

[fervent geode]

Dr Despacito or smth

[daring creek]

the fuck 😭

[fervent geode]

He said he had schizophrenia

Idk

[vagrant fox]

Shit just happens in Malaysia

[fervent geode]

It really does

Like that Indian guy who launched an anti Indian racist protest and allegedly fled the country

[vagrant fox]

Ok it has happened several times apparently

[rancid cove]

Geoguesser guy

[vagrant fox]

Was it Malaysia or Myanmar that had the violent extremist buddhists

[rancid cove]

Yes.

[arctic talon]

Myanmar has the ones that did ethnic cleansing

Malaysia had the ones that did normal terrorism

Except they were from Myanmar

So like

[vagrant fox]

Lmbo

[arctic talon]

Myanmar is the heart of that “flavor” of Buddhism

[vagrant fox]

All according to bodhisvattas teachings

[arctic talon]

He’d be proud of the ethnic cleansing/j

[fervent geode]

Myanmar has got that Sangha that supports Military rule and whatnot

[fervent geode]

Which terrorism

You mean like the nabbing or the dissent crushing

Or that terrorist Filipino invasion

[arctic talon]

the nabbing stuff

mostly

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah

It’s bad

[vagrant fox]

I was also thinking about the Sri Lankan ones who went about burning churches and mosques

[fervent geode]

That whole Civil War was a shitshow

Literally started off with a library burning

[vagrant fox]

Here just like 10 years ago I thought buddhists were almost paranaturally peaceful

Guess that can happen when you don't actually know anything

[raven stone]

I mean there is a Cantonese saying about "Even Buddha [can get angry]"

Had to type it in square brackets because the literal translation would be "Even Budddha has fire" which makes zero sense in English

[daring creek]

Ok

Soldier boy MIGHT be based

Holyfuck

[vagrant fox]

Alas I'm northern European, the sayings were stuff like 'a knifeless man is a lifeless man' and 'that which blooms too early is dead by summer' so I knew nothing about Buddha

[vagrant fox]

Bit of a potty mouth tho

[fervent geode]

For all the peace stuff there’s a war Buddha a military Buddha and a violence Buddha iirc

[daring creek]

He likes rainforest puss

https://tenor.com/view/nature-outside-plants-gif-22491579

Too zased

[fervent geode]

That being said Mahakala and Rudra would certainly not approve of ethnic cleansing

[raven stone]

Eh no worries, I mean I'm not too familiar with the extremism in Sri Lanka either, but basically it pretty much boils down to Buddhists there suddenly realizing not all branches of Islam are happy with co-existence or something. Maybe. Probably. IDK.

[vagrant fox]

I started to have suspicions when I heard about buddhist hells

[fervent geode]

In Sri Lanka it was more ethnic cleansing

The Tamil minority were mostly Hindus and Christian’s

[raven stone]

Worth bearing in mind that Buddhism is something that integrates itself into the local culture, so depending on location these could be very different.

[fervent geode]

The Sinhala majority were mostly Buddhist with a few Muslims

So when ethnic cleansing happened it got religious too

[fervent geode]

True

But mahakala and vajrapani are pretty universal afaik

[fervent geode]

Yeah they are pretty horrific

[raven stone]

Well in the Chinese translated understanding of Buddhism at least, hell is...kinda sorta a go-between space where you wait for reincarnation. But it does have the same "you are punished for wrongdoing" aspect as Christianity's Hell. However your stay there is unlikely to be eternal...and ofc in the Chinese version, Buddhism being Buddhism, it got mixed in with a lot of Chinese folklore beliefs about the place.

Which, naturally, is also not pleasant.

But I do feel the need to stress that most Chinese Buddhists (can't say for other locations) kind of treat it as a kind of "It is there" thing

and not something to coerce people to convert with

[vagrant fox]

But there's nothing like violence to properly convert people

Someone's got to die

[raven stone]

Again, not familiar enough to comment on the Sri Lanka situation, but from an outsider perspective as a Chinese person who was taught the Chinese versino of Buddhism...technically speaking the Buddhists in Sri Lanka are actually already violating some other core principles as well (beyond the obvious issues of ethnic cleansing)

Part of Buddhism is to accept that, well, nothing in this mortal universe is eternal, and that everything has it's end (even Buddhism itself as a concept is not above this)

From my briefest undrestanding of the situation the Sri Lankan Buddhists may be unhappy about Islam becoming a majority

[vagrant fox]

Theravada vs Mahayana buddhism, no?

[raven stone]

and so they get upset about it...which means, well, they have become stubborn and stuck in believing that Buddhism being a constant should not be changed

There are two different schools there as well, yes, but I think the two don't really fight each other

Or so I hope

[vagrant fox]

I've no idea I just did some surface reading, it's nothing I know particularly well

[raven stone]

TBH I don't know the Sri Lankan stuff too well either

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[fervent geode]

Yeap

Most Chinese Buddhism is of the Mahayana or Vajrayana (Tantric) type

Theravadin Chinese are usually highly assimilated Southeast Asians like Thai Chinese afaik , since it was the dominant school in South and SE Asia before Hinduism stole its thunder

But tbh from what I read the Sri Lankan situation was more religion as a backdrop than religion as a cause

There were defo massacres of Buddhists and esp Buddhist Monks by the LTTE but that was in the backdrop of Buddhism being the religion of the Sinhala Majority

There were defo Tamil Hindus serving the Sri Lankan Military throughout the entire conflict

[fervent geode]

The two to three schools of Buddhism don’t really fight so much as debate yeah

And the last big debate I remember was held by the Fourth? Emperor of Tibet lol

Trisong Detsen

[daring creek]

if you could live in a fictional world what would you choose

[ripe forum]

I wish I could make my veteran buff

So I could be a real Catachan

And not a diet one

[copper island]

TOURIST RAGE.....

[storm jungle]

😭

[lament shoal]

“Foolish loyalist, I laced yo shit!”

[copper island]

are there still any imperial/imperial-aligned human worlds left in the imperial nihilis

if so, how do they survive if they're cut off from space travel?

[rancid cove]

what the fuck

😭 i thought he fuckin died

with his ass outtoo

[heady rivet]

Like a third of the fuckin Imperium LOLE

[copper island]

idk i just assumed that most of the human-dominated worlds past the rift would be ransacked or destroyed

[heady rivet]

They arent FULLY cut off, its just not easy, and most help is only localized or what little things can force their way through. We hear that "planets are lost every day" but the Imperium has as many planets to lose as they need to have for the story

[rancid cove]

its not impossible to travel there

[heady rivet]

Nah, just getting even shittier

[rancid cove]

iirc blood angels are on the side of imperium nihilus

and theyre doing just fine

[storm jungle]

imagine us around the strategium bruh

"WHY WONT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FLY ABOVE OR BELOW THE RIFT, ARE YOU STUPID"

😭

[heady rivet]

"Fine" doing a lot of heavy lifting there

[storm jungle]

They basically are

[copper island]

is it just an easy design choice or is every single celestial body and nebula in the imperium coplanar

[storm jungle]

a lot of the 9th edition codexes paint a very awful picture

theres entire chaos empires in Nihilus

🥀

[copper island]

like are they ALL on the same fucking geometric level in space

[heady rivet]

3D galaxy on 2D maps. Same reason a whole Necron Dynasty and Ultramar are apparently in the same place

[storm jungle]

They arent but the writers regularly forget space isnt flat

i think the only time they acknowledge it en-masse is when tyranid fleets literally came up from below the galaxy lol

[rancid cove]

They're fine by 40k standards

[rancid cove]

The way they write about space makes ME forget it isnt 2d

😭

[storm jungle]

DUDE ME TOO

im like

"Oh yeah you can come from below space"

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-58

[heady rivet]

Whats even funnier

[storm jungle]

it makes shit like planetary blockades so funny

or space battles

[heady rivet]

Is the galactic coordinate system THEY made accounts for 3D space

[heady rivet]

Like how Star Wars is space WW2, 40k naval battles are space WW1

[rancid cove]

I'm midway writing my homebrew shit and going "DAMN IT AINT GONNA FIT ON THE MAP ITS TOO MANY SHIT" like theres not gonna be other planets going up and down and diagonally

[storm jungle]

Mid.......

MID

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEA

[copper island]

someone should make a 3d render of imperial space

[rancid cove]

its impossible to even make an actual accurate 2d one

[fervent geode]

That’d be half the Milky Way

[rancid cove]

3d would BE HELL

[heady rivet]

This would take several real-life years

[fervent geode]

A decade

[copper island]

make it tiny

[storm jungle]

i saw a great video actually covering planets from Dune with that format where they actually do this and even factor in planet elevations

[rancid cove]

if you wanna see

a

fan project

[copper island]

that's cool

[rancid cove]

of interactive 40k map

theres this site

https://jambonium.co.uk/40kmap/

good luck

[storm jungle]

this shit really makes you realise how the Imperium is a fucking spect of DUST

[rancid cove]

I feel like if I tried to do that I would end up killing myself from stress

[heady rivet]

You're turning some poor blender artist into an actual administratum scribe spending years on this one project that will be out of date by the time they finish. This poor blender artist should be making weird porno 🗣️

[rancid cove]

Everyone is a spect of dust in there except for the nids tbh

[copper island]

ts is such an eyesore

nevermind

[rancid cove]

Imagine for people in lore

[heady rivet]

There's a reason every single sci-fi map just says "fuck it"

Star Wars doesnt even TRY to account for 3D space

[copper island]

people in 40k probably dont even know where their planet resides
they probably think the entire imperium resides on their dingy little hive continent

[storm jungle]

we got a ganger in darktide that thinks space doesnt exist

KEK

[rancid cove]

tyranid incursion is MASSIVE dawg

[heady rivet]

Prove her wrong then, mucker

[storm jungle]

AW HELL NAH

[copper island]

AWESOME!!

[rancid cove]

In all settings to theorize that space doesn't exist, 40k?

I mean...

90% of imperium civilians dont leave their planet but still

[storm jungle]

flat earthers exist

[rancid cove]

YOU SEE them going out of the planet

[storm jungle]

theres no limit to human stupidity

[sharp pollen]

where atoma

[heady rivet]

Even higher than 90 tbh

[heady rivet]

Its in the galaxy

[storm jungle]

segmentum solar, otherwise i aint looking for it on this map lmao

[daring creek]

refer to the medievel times

it takes billions of years for a species to evolve

we are like

[daring creek]

not that different

[copper island]

there are more important things in 40k than learning about the isometry of space

[rancid cove]

Ork incursions

[daring creek]

only difference is we're more educated and more secular.

[copper island]

such as trying not 2 kill urself

and trying not 2 get killed

Production Must Never Cease

[sharp pollen]

found it

[storm jungle]

yooo nice

[copper island]

ATOMA 😍

[storm jungle]

also lmao

[rancid cove]

I hope the traitors win the war on Atoma

[heady rivet]

Me when I pull coordinates out my ass

[storm jungle]

unofficial: lexicanum wiki
lexicanum literally lists the official sources it uses

[sharp pollen]

home...

[copper island]

works cited: the video game

[storm jungle]

as we know the video game isnt canon....

(ignore all the copyright and GW markers)

[heady rivet]

Tabletop is the only canon part