40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

but uh

[urban spire]

whoops i was scrolled up a bit

[storm jungle]

the more you actually read up on him

the more you go "Oh god"

[fervent geode]

Most Sane Hollywood person

[winter pine]

Wish Bethesda emphasized how much of a murder cult the pre-war US military was with stuff like this

[urban spire]

this thing looks so fucking awful

[winter pine]

I think in Operation Anchridge you can see a troop shaking from med-x withdrawls

[urban spire]

i've always hated the army issue turkey carvers in fallout

[fervent geode]

Mariposa lmao

[storm jungle]

im glad the show touches on that a bit

[fervent geode]

And the Divide

And ED-E

[storm jungle]

the one episode ending credits showing the Canadian border is awful

they have like canadians hung up on the billboards and shit

also internment camps 💀

[lament shoal]

TOTAL LEGIONNAIRE DEATH

[fervent geode]

Also they kinda fucked Nate from Fo4

[heady rivet]

They hate orthodox Jews, hilariously, because orthodox Jews are seen as "welfare queens" and are always complaining. I think the Orthodox Jews have a successionist movement for JUST the west bank even

[winter pine]

Are you guys ready for the "DID THE FALLOUT TV SHOW PREDICT THE FUTURE???" clickbait videos

[storm jungle]

I DID like the commntary ill admit

"THE BIG 51st"

eurgh

[fervent geode]

They said he was the guy who massacred Canadians in the Fo1 opening

[storm jungle]

Hilarious how people thought fallout US annexing canada was "goofy"

[fervent geode]

Iirc they backtracked but uh

[storm jungle]

but now its "oh bruh"

[fervent geode]

Nate war criminal

[storm jungle]

Also question as a non-fallout fan, what is the Commonwealth stuff in the US?

[urban spire]

also just anyone who doesn't want to live in israel

[winter pine]

People discovering what violent imperialist conquest actually involves? Many such cases.

[fervent geode]

Oh some minuteman larpers did larp in Massachussets

[lament shoal]

It was just one guy who said it, and everyone else made him take it back afterwards lol

[urban spire]

also jews who were living there before they colonized it, somehow

[fervent geode]

Too late Nate the war criminal hahhah Fo3 better

[heady rivet]

Reminder that Israel was caught bombing synagogues to try and push Jews to move to Israel by painting Western Europe as DANGEROUSLY antisemitic

[winter pine]

Ultramarines fans when GW published that story of them going room to room on a Craftworld be like:

[heady rivet]

The states of the US get reorganized into bigger states

[storm jungle]

its the same with helldiver fans

"Cyborgs arent people so who cares, fuck those clanker lovers"

lol

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[fervent geode]

Some of those were just locals, some were even horrified when they saw zionists come kill their neighbours and fled too

[storm jungle]

AINT NO WAY BRUH

[fervent geode]

Oh this is what she meant

[storm jungle]

WAIT A MINUTE

[fervent geode]

Yeah they did this

[storm jungle]

UNITED MEXICAN STATES?

[winter pine]

Could not imagine how shitty the Gulf Commonwealth would be as someone from Florida and family in Mississippi

[lament shoal]

I'm not gonna lie, I really don't like how a lot of people I see on the internet use the Isreali government being bad as an excuse to be antisemitic

[winter pine]

oh yeah the pre-war US also took over Mexico too

[fervent geode]

Nah its still independant

Yhey did?

I thought Raul uh

[heady rivet]

Thats just a fanmade map thing, Mexico is just Mexico. I dunno why he made them that

[fervent geode]

I dont remember

[arctic talon]

That is mexicos actual name

irl

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah that too

[arctic talon]

they're called the United mexican states

[fervent geode]

Sinxe the 20s

[storm jungle]

hmmmm one has to wonder

[spring cairn]

i didn't knew mexico kept their independance in fallout

[heady rivet]

That being said America did invade Mexico in the FALLOUT BIBLE ONLY

[arctic talon]

Mexico is just short form

of their offical name

which is "United Mexican States"

[lament shoal]

All jokes aside this feels like something trump would do lmao

[fervent geode]

Raul says they were too shitty at that time for the US to bother or smth

[heady rivet]

So it depends on if you are a boomer or a zoomer if you listen to that'

[winter pine]

Actually reading it over I think's more that US energy giants managed to bully Mexico into selling them oil fields and refineries

Close enough

[heady rivet]

"2051: Seeking to protect business interests and their oil supply, the United States began to exert increasing pressure on Mexico, citing the political instability and pollution stemming from Mexico as a threat to the United States. Various economic sanctions served to destabilize Mexico, and the United States military entered Mexico to keep the oil refineries running and ensure that oil and fuel continued to make their way north across the border (at Mexico's expense)."

[spring cairn]

i thought they just wanted resources

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[spring cairn]

seems like an easy grab

[urban spire]

huh

[fervent geode]

They got Petro Chico

So resources without having to run the place

[fervent geode]

Yup

Since the Mexican Revolution iirc

[heady rivet]

Raul is speaking in canon game terms, the Fallout Bible is just something boomers and hipsters like me like to yap about

[fervent geode]

Yes

Hipster

[spring cairn]

ik what the fallout bible is

nerd

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-pretty-derby-umamusume-horse-kick-gif-1442147547204730185

[winter pine]

average fallout bible fan vs average van buren design documents enjoyer

[arctic talon]

Wait is that deadass not like a known thing lol

that Mexico's name isn't actually mexico

officially 💀

[lament shoal]

There's honestly no doubt about the us government in prewar fallout being evil, given that they became the enclave after the war

[heady rivet]

No Dilara is just against the state of Mexico as a whole

[arctic talon]

Back to the good old days, no MORE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT

(they were not good)

[spring cairn]

they're p openly evil

[heady rivet]

I mean this wasnt a debate. pre-War America is a corpo-fascist state

[spring cairn]

just like in real life

[lament shoal]

Wait what

[arctic talon]

bruh

United Mexican States

[storm jungle]

I mean

[arctic talon]

is Mexico's official name

[storm jungle]

the US has been evil since its independance

it just hides it well lol

literally every era of the US armed forces has committed terrible atrocities

Fallout just goes mask-off with it

[lament shoal]

Why isn't that used more then?

[young pecan]

The US has been evil since the ships landed

Since the population became more than 0% white

[arctic talon]

Which one sounds better and flows better

Mexico

[heady rivet]

Is Mexico

[lament shoal]

Fair

[storm jungle]

Ok not wrong lol

[arctic talon]

United Mexican States is a mouthful

UMS could be used as an abbreviation but why bother

when you have a name right there you can use

[heady rivet]

Also Mexico was changing government systems like, a lot

They had a HABSBURG Emperor once

[lament shoal]

Yeah Mexico had a very rough formation. They had to deal with like 10 different dictators before finally reaching a proper democracy lol

[winter pine]

And then PRI made it a one party state for like...

50 years? I think

[lament shoal]

Oh yeah and there was that one who tried exterminating the catholics in the country 💀

Literal emperor of mankind type shit

[winter pine]

pol potmaxxing

[arctic talon]

What a fucking matchup lol

[lament shoal]

We came out on top in the end tho 💪

My patron saint is a martyr from that war. He was a 14 year old boy who was executed for refusing to renounce his faith

[heady rivet]

ANOTHER PAPIST WIN

PROTESTANTS STAY SEETHING

[storm jungle]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE KKK DOING THERE

[heady rivet]

They dont like Catholics

They're Protestants

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/peacemaker-running

[lament shoal]

And brown people

[heady rivet]

They adopted the hoods to mock Catholics

[arctic talon]

They hated catholics almost as much as black people

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capirote

[arctic talon]

not a joke lol

[heady rivet]

People forget that JFK almost single-handedly lost the south as a Democrat stronghold because Protestants genuinely believed he'd be a Pope shadow government

[arctic talon]

Yeah

JFK being a filthy Catholic in their eyes was pretty bad lol

[lament shoal]

Made me remember this, a favorite of mine

[heady rivet]

Dude when the Ninth Crusade in Hellsing first appeared, I thought they were an evil version of the KKK

[vagrant fox]

for shame

[fervent geode]

Plutarco Elias Calles was crazy

And just before he died

He said something like

I now believe in God

Bruh

[vagrant fox]

also abridged something something

[crisp heath]

Just another day at the objectively good side faction

[fervent geode]

CSM momenr

[heady rivet]

I truly believe this because the Rebel Alliance are anti-revolutionaries

[arctic talon]

Holy based

Neo-republicists must die

[crisp heath]

I knew the Empire was pretty chill like that, Vader said it

Must be true

[fervent geode]

The Empire was just tryna stop the Vong guys

[crisp heath]

[fervent geode]

You gotta see the big galaxy or skth

[heady rivet]

Rebel Alliance almost entirely made up of monarchists and former senators that failed this galaxy

[fervent geode]

Exactly Vong was getting too xrazy

[heady rivet]

Show me proof NOW that Alderaan didnt just sorta do that

[fervent geode]

Yknow huge invasion and all

[arctic talon]

Nah the empire did that but the rebel alliance are Neo republicasts

Therefore incorrect

[crisp heath]

Jfk's head just did that

[heady rivet]

There was a second shooter but he missed and Israel just lucked out that Lee Harvey Oswald was also there independently

[lament shoal]

Asshole thought he could use that as a get out of jail free card. He's lucky Christ is more merciful than humanity ever will be

[heady rivet]

"It didnt happen but they desrved it if it did"

[arctic talon]

Incorrect, the nine had an assassin use the graviton lance and JFK bled out

[heady rivet]

JFK shot first

[arctic talon]

It’s so fucking funny how Destiny 2 just drops the lore JFK was shot with graviton lance

And bled out

The Nine wanted his ass dead

[fervent geode]

If blud was sincere it was truly one of the turn arounds of all time

[arctic talon]

The separatists were right even if they were war criminals.

Count Dooku predicted this you know

[fervent geode]

Otherwise yeah, cmon man, you did the fucking antireligion war with the KKK on your side

[lament shoal]

Lee Harvey Oswald shot in self defense

[heady rivet]

I want an edit of Star Wars where Han shoots first but Greedo was unarmed and was just there to warn him that Jabba was mad

[fervent geode]

JFK was abour to pull out his magnum and noscope him

[crisp heath]

Han Solo is an IDF/ICE officer?

[arctic talon]

they shot JFK with the doohicky in Destiny

[fervent geode]

Destiny players must pay for this

[arctic talon]

it shoots miniaturized black holes

and they used it to fucking shoot JFK

lol

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/P4_6e5IaQXM Two Admech tech-adepts have a debate

[uncut edge]

This is most likely a dumb question, but does warhammer have normal cops/detectives?

[arctic talon]

Yes

enforcers can be that

[storm jungle]

^

[uncut edge]

Adeptus arbites seem like federal judge dredd swat, and inquisitors are holyer then thought FBI internal investigators

[storm jungle]

Enforcers handle law enforcement stuff

Arbites are the judges/FBI

[uncut edge]

Hell yeah

[storm jungle]

They solely respond to stuff that affects the Adeptus Administratum/tithe

Enforcers deal with low level nonsense

[uncut edge]

“LEXBREAKERSSSSSSS”

[uncut edge]

Hell yeah

[storm jungle]

Are you homebrewing?

[uncut edge]

Perchance

I liked the idea of a more traditional detective story in a grim dark hive world

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Varangantuan_Enforcers

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Palanite_Enforcers

Then id suggest reading these two pages to give you an idea.

[uncut edge]

Why thank you

[heady rivet]

Define normal because most local Enforcers put US SWAT teams to shame

[crisp heath]

shows up to a crime scene
person shot 51 times in the head
"hmmmm... sounds like a suicide"

[storm jungle]

You should also read some Warhammer Crime then (this is propaganda they are PEAK)

[storm jungle]

he totally did the thing

[storm jungle]

Crime has like

SO MANY good detective shit by Enforcers

[uncut edge]

Warhammer crime?

Is that a series?

[heady rivet]

Book series

[storm jungle]

Yes, it takes place on a single planet

[uncut edge]

I’ll definitely look into it

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warhammer_Crime

[heady rivet]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warhammer_Crime

Ah

[storm jungle]

Hivemind 💀

[uncut edge]

Also an ex detective being apart of a rogue traders retinue sounded cool

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1469097294027817000/The_One.gif

[arctic talon]

Warhammer Crime is so peak

[uncut edge]

Thank you guys, I’m gonna read into these when I get home o7

[storm jungle]

Id also suggest prob getting any of the anthologies

• No Good Men
• Broken City
• Sanction and Sin
• The Vrobis Conspiracy

because it saves you from reading a whole book

and they are FILLED with Short stories

a lot of them have Enforcer/detective drama

[heady rivet]

Savant Psykers were these btw, they were Enforcers

A planets Enforcers vary from planet to planet obviously. Your mining world slave-pit enforcers are just gonna be guys with whips and guns that dont really stop crime but keep compliance

[storm jungle]

Yeah Enforcers are left entirely open ended

like the two Enforcer groups i linked are night and day

Varangantua ones are basically corrupt sci-fi star wars cops

then you got the Palanites who are like elite highly equipped death squads and skullbreakers lol

[heady rivet]

As a general rule, the Hives care a bit more about the social cohesion of stopping things like murder and theft

But if you're on some resource-extraction crapsack world its a little more eh

[storm jungle]

Yeah Enforcers are corrupt but they still step in to like stop shit that actively hinders some things

mostly production or worker lives (we need them for the MINES) etc

they are essentially a parody of what cops would be like with zero accountability (aka even worse than IRL)

[uncut edge]

I like the idea of hive world detectives/enforcers

[storm jungle]

Yeah Detectives would exist, the Crime books' enforcer groups entirely got a detective role

Probators i think it was

[uncut edge]

Once again, thank you guys

[heady rivet]

Enforcer priorities list:

1. Maintain power
2. Maintain production

[heady rivet]

The Palanite Enforcers have a whole organization system (which you can rip) on how to organize enforcing the law across multiple Hives

[storm jungle]

Yeah the Crime books do have some honest cops/enforcers so they arent all evil but the issue is they know if they keep being nice they'll end up dead

their organisation would chew and spit them out, so they largely look after themselves

One of the very first Shorts had a detective discovering an underground abhuman smuggling ring

[heady rivet]

They arent ALL universally corrupt they just happen to be goons for the Imperium of Man so they can be perfectly pure of corruption while curb stomping a toddler for sneezing while a Noble was in the neighborhood

[storm jungle]

Yeah again basically american cops but with even less accountability lol

thats literally what most fiction/sci-fi base their law enforcement on

same with Noire cops/detectives

[heady rivet]

Palanite Enforcers will Tiananmen Square a whole hab-block but they also look cool so its impossible to say if they are good or bad

[lament shoal]

I do like how the savant is kinda like this. Morally he tries his best to be a good person and did do good when he could while he was an enforcer, but ultimately he's tainted by being an imperium supporter and believing it can change for the better

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho Savant's joke is hes unbearably naive

Hes too much of a good guy so he lacks the grit for policework lol

[uncut edge]

Are you guys familiar with mass effect

[lament shoal]

He's literally rt's iconoclast conviction lmao

[uncut edge]

I liked the idea of a character similar to Garrus, a detective/enforcer who gets whisked away by a rogue trader/inquisitor to go on a galaxy spanning adventure

[storm jungle]

Yeah remember an Inquisitor/Rogue Trader's retinue is entirely built on D&D rules

aka anyone largely can be a part of it

(for aliens you gotta jump some more hoops lol)

[heady rivet]

Male Savant is woke, Fem Savant is a bit Chud

[heady rivet]

Inquisitor can legally yoink anyone they want, Rogue Trader can get anyone they want by sliding a 5 dollar bill across the table

[storm jungle]

💰

[raven stone]

Inquisitors = “Screw the rules, =I= write them.”
Rogue Traders = “Screw the rules, I HAVE MONEY.”

I continually maintain in an entire GW Galaxy of faction hats

Those two roles are most free to be themselves in the IoM faction as a whole

And yes that does mean your Inquisitor/Rogue Trader can actually hold left leaning 21st Century values.

And still not be immediately purged.

(Thought ofc their many puritanical opponents will be trying to look for an excuse to say they are heretics)

[near wasp]

They have what we'd call rights

[raven stone]

And, in some cases, sense

For example, Recongrugator Inquisitors, who looks at IoM and actually acknowledges humanity itself fucked up

[crisp heath]

There's really some gems around on twitter

[drifting path]

How combat effective are these Dreadnaughts? I feel as if Dreadnoughts are just massive walking targets that can't move or react quickly to threats.

[rocky gale]

Thankfully they're also walking bunkers

[heady rivet]

This is a "rule of cool" setting

[drifting path]

Yeah, I figured as much. They're pretty neat, so they must be bad ass.

[winter pine]

I think they can still move pretty quickly

Also armored like a super tank

[storm jungle]

They are basically mecha-tanks

without support they are usually fucked

but its still a dangerous marine-robot

but you know a tank shell to the center will still fuck it up and make it explode lol

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dreadnought-dawn-of-war

[near wasp]

Wtf the iron hands set a planet on fire with a techno virus and its still burning 10k years later. Warhammer shorts gotta be willing today ain't no way

[drifting path]

Does the Imperium fight alongside Dreadnoughts, or exclusively Space Marines? If that makes any sense.

[storm jungle]

SO

super unrelated but WAY back when 40k got made anyone could use dreadnaughts

as they were like cute little mech robot things

modern 40k tho only space marines

[near wasp]

And custodes

[storm jungle]

You can technically fight alongside one if the marines are by your side i guess lol

[near wasp]

Don't forget my golden boys

And gals

[drifting path]

Ain't the main point of Dreadnoughts is to keep ancient Space Marines alive and active for their experiences and knowledge? It seems rather counterintuitive to put them in any form of active danger.

[storm jungle]

Its just cool-factor

they are living symbols of the Chapter

yada yada

skibidnaught

[drifting path]

Yeah, alright. Fair enough!

[winter pine]

Space Marines are living weapons eventually expected to die

[near wasp]

I mean they are important but also they need to fight to keep sane

It's something to do

[drifting path]

Bad ass. I love it.

[rocky gale]

Apparently this is the context for the Greyfax shooting Celestine image

[storm jungle]

If you wanna know more i suggest listening to Arbitrator Ian

https://youtu.be/LCKgGzVPDFU

and in general watching his other videos

hes great for 40k stuff

[drifting path]

Absolutely! I'll listen to it while I stop sitting on my ass and get back to work! Thank you!

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKWxQVKVdMK_x7sQJnz5HoliSRGSy1noe

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKWxQVKVdMK9yM3oVo-ZNLZ2tUwvrheZI

[rocky gale]

Watch them all

[storm jungle]

Hes prob the best 40ktuber you can use because he doesnt exaggerate or yap too much

basically tells you all the info you wanna know

[rocky gale]

Then read every page of the Lexicanum

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/i-fucking-called-it-the-black-mastadonte-i-knew-it-predicted-it-im-a-prophet-gif-23355192

[queen laurel]

warhammer just don't make sense you just gonna have to deal with it because Penitent Engines are right there homie

Strapping a screaming madman in front of a killing machine with no armor isn't smart but my God is it cool

[rocky gale]

Shot her with love

[near wasp]

Hot

[drifting path]

I'm sure he'll cover it but, there's no artificial intelligence involved with Dreadnoughts correct? Since artificial intelligence is illegal?

[storm jungle]

Yeah there isnt, they are mechs

theres a mauled mangled pilot marine inside it

its what that goofy ahh visor is for

[drifting path]

Awesome. I think these cubical box-men are rather cute.

[near wasp]

They also have sensors to perceive as well

[rocky gale]

What base size we thinking for these boyos?

[arctic talon]

They’re on 40’s

The resin ones were at least

[rocky gale]

You sure?

Last time you said something was on 40s, it ended up on 28s

[arctic talon]

The resin ones are literally on 40’s so yes

I’m pretty fucking confidant lol

[queen laurel]

confidence is a crutch

one must be sure about his facts

[arctic talon]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/Mechanicum-Myrmidon-Secutors?srsltid=AfmBOorJxFiVkOOsUXI4_30szH0B_mrjraw53GSZpyZX0TDs3tJZWXoB

[rocky gale]

I'll trust you this time, even with your HH Skitari blunder

[arctic talon]

Secutor’s come on 40’s

[rocky gale]

Well if they are 40s, they'll be perfect Hacovs

[arctic talon]

Issue is they’re too big

Too tall rather

[rocky gale]

Surely that wouldn't be an issue

Atleast not one someone else would complain about, since it's a disadvantage to me them being bigger

[arctic talon]

Yeah

They can def work as havocs

I’m assuming they didn’t get way bigger

[rocky gale]

Slightly taller

[shadow plover]

This isn't good right

[heady rivet]

Height mogged

[arctic talon]

It’s bad

[shadow plover]

damn..

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/alob_e/status/2027430179480474054?s=20

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[rocky gale]

[languid meadow]

If I had the choice I'd be a fed

[arctic talon]

G r u b

[languid meadow]

glory to the UESC

[arctic talon]

I want a remake of the original marathon games

With this aesthetic tbh

[dapper gyro]

You are asking for too much.

[arctic talon]

I am

But marathons art style is really cool

[languid meadow]

the compiler in the trailer is SO good

holy shit

[arctic talon]

Also the game feels like shit rn

But I can’t tell if that’s bcs all we get is low tiered starter gear that has low damage

But I’d assume it’s that

[languid meadow]

I do wonder if we'll see more S'pht but they were always non willing with the phor

[arctic talon]

I hope so

[dapper gyro]

In some other current gaming nerdy thing.

https://modernfirearms.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/rsh1.jpg

[languid meadow]

what happened to that rhino

oh my god

[dapper gyro]

This is the modernized version of Leon "requiem" revolver.

[arctic talon]

Shit looks like a gun from Destiny

And not in a good way

[arctic talon]

Huh

[dapper gyro]

The one in game is an older model of the gun.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/guns/images/e/eb/RSh-12.jpg/

[languid meadow]

holy shit they ruined it

[lament shoal]

God I'm such a sucker for barrels that look like that

[dapper gyro]

In game description say "12.7x55", which is a real ammunition from the Russian.

Low bore axis revolver, reducing the recoil twist.

[rocky gale]

Looks like a butchered Mateba auto

[dapper gyro]

It is pretty much a Russian copy.

[rose thorn]

what gun is the gun from bladerunnner based off of?

[dapper gyro]

Though, despite the big cartridge, it is weaker than the .500 S&W.

[rose thorn]

is.... is... is this marathon?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[dapper gyro]

That one is made up of like 3 different guns.

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

They’ve always looked like that

Art style change didn’t do much to em lol

[rose thorn]

i dream to one day make a piece of art as insanity induising as the marathon lore

[rocky gale]

What I would give for a Mateba MTR-8M

[storm jungle]

https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Blade_Runner

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-will-ferrell-beautiful-its-beautiful-wonderful-gif-3547414

[rocky gale]

I know

[rose thorn]

wtf is this lmao

[rocky gale]

It's so beautiful

[rose thorn]

there is a whole wiki of people just

spotting guns from movies?

[storm jungle]

Its a site that lists of guns used in games and movies you uncultured TWAT

not spotting, literally documenting

its useful, whats wrong

😭

[rose thorn]

its peak i just didnt expect a whole wiki for it

[dapper gyro]

IMFDB is one of the place for gun nerds.

[rose thorn]

as someone who isnt very into guns

[daring creek]

Woah.

I think I saw this in ghost in the shell

[storm jungle]

same lol

its very great for like obscure shit too

[daring creek]

I rlly should rewatch that movie..

[rose thorn]

whtas a movie i like uhhh

[daring creek]

I still think about that spider tank

[rose thorn]

the hateful 8

[daring creek]

I like the tank in dow1

So pretty

And powerful

I should try pairing it with a servitor

[daring creek]

Whats dat one about

I watched hardcore henry on repeat

Its probably somewhere on youtube

[rose thorn]

its bsaically a 1 to 1 retelling of hte book of the same name

[daring creek]

Hm

[rose thorn]

its 8 peopel who hate each other trapped in a cabin during as nwo storm

[daring creek]

Hmm

[rose thorn]

its so accurate to the book they include hte most out of place scene ever that was in the book too lmao

[near wasp]

It's so beautiful

[storm jungle]

BASED

One of my favorite movies by Tarantino

[rose thorn]

fr

[storm jungle]

3 hours in a fucking cabin and it never gets boring

actually amazing effort lol

[rose thorn]

there was that one prat that was like "huh" but it was in the book too so its a plus

[near wasp]

Tarantino is one of the greatest directors of the ages

[rocky gale]

Na the one with Brad Pitt is the best

[storm jungle]

"one with Pitt"

doesnt even remember the name

[rocky gale]

Yea that one

[storm jungle]

fake fan

[rocky gale]

Which one am I thinking of?

[near wasp]

I need to watch Django and eight

[storm jungle]

Him shit-tlaking that one hollywood actor was funny, the riddler dude

[storm jungle]

Django is PEAK

[rose thorn]

i realy liked once upon a time in hollywood too

[storm jungle]

Eight is a big-ass movie tho so prep beforehand lol

[near wasp]

I see

[rocky gale]

Hydrate and cleanse first

[rocky gale]

Bittersteel based, Bloodraven cringe as usual

[heady rivet]

BRO my friends and I have a game we play with this wiki

You hit "random page" until you get a gun or weapon. THATS your zombie apocalypse weapon. You then have to come up with a plan to succeed

THE DEVICE

[dapper gyro]

I don't agree with him, but he does have some good point.

[rocky gale]

He shit on Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard for some reason

[heady rivet]

The Device

[storm jungle]

*Valerishallah

[heady rivet]

okay.

[near wasp]

Gross

[storm jungle]

I LOVE how seriously people took that comment like who gives a shit who he likes and dislikes lol

[near wasp]

It's all bakealite

[storm jungle]

it was such a weird hot trend for a few days

tho the riddler actor legit being sad over it was funny

im too evil

[heady rivet]

WHY DO I ONLY GET DOOHICKIES

[rocky gale]

Calling him out and saying he was the weakest actor in SAAG was rough tbf

[near wasp]

That ring clip of Matthew lillard chasing after a robber to beat his ass never gets old

[storm jungle]

Yeah idc about hollywood so

[near wasp]

Hollywood is so dumb

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/quentin-tarantino-4

[rocky gale]

Like a random guy not liking you is whatever, but a major influential director is openly saying you're the weakest actor in the business you're gonna feel bad about it. Like even if the comments don't get to you specifically it could effect your livelihood.

[heady rivet]

Luckily Tarantino is just a shit hack

Thats made half a good movie once

[storm jungle]

Bad take. Leave now.

[heady rivet]

Foot fetishist above me

[dapper gyro]

Well, his criteria for a good actor is kind of different than that of the general audience.

[storm jungle]

That too yeah, he is a pretty great filmmaker regardless

[dapper gyro]

Same reason his movies are different, because he refuses to follow the trends and focus on what he thinks is good.

[storm jungle]

Considering he had like one questionably snub movie with Jackie Brown kinda shows it

though I do know a lot of people that still like it lol

[rocky gale]

Yea foot score and willingness to go sockless

[dapper gyro]

The gale to show it in the big screen...

[storm jungle]

No user fetish unmasking in lore chat.....

[rocky gale]

I'm not the foot fetishist here

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[rocky gale]

Feetfinder Dilara over here

[storm jungle]

I didnt say one thing about foot fetishism

yet you seem to keep repeating it..............

suspicious...............

Im onto you, you little fuck

https://klipy.com/gifs/doakes-bar

Darktideharbor Feetist over here

[dapper gyro]

You 2 can get a private room and share them between you.

[near wasp]

Miakzaki is a foot fetish and he makes great games

[daring creek]

I have a weird ass question

[outer wave]

Whoa, is it Darktide server gooning hours right now?

Lemme join!

[near wasp]

Wow now

[daring creek]

logically speaking, is it possible for a non binary person to be bisexual

[storm jungle]

Yes

because gender assignments are kinda goofy as is

[daring creek]

unless theyre attracted to another non binary person

[storm jungle]

so who cares tbh

[daring creek]

but

that would be gay

[storm jungle]

Also a non-binary person is literally what you are

[near wasp]

That'd make them pan I think

[storm jungle]

tbh

pansexual/bisexual are literally the same thing

[daring creek]

Ok but heterosexual means attracted to someone of different gender

so

[near wasp]

It's to complicated now adays I legit don't care who people bumb uglies with

[storm jungle]

people just assume bisexual only relegates to not minding sleeping with men or women when thats kinda selective lol

[storm jungle]

Heterosexual is male/female

aka the "norm"

so no

this isnt that deep 💀

[storm jungle]

Again, male/female.

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

go back to Hannah Montana loser

[daring creek]

what if the enbys are actually the str8s in disguise

[rocky gale]

Rico!

[storm jungle]

RICOOOO

[storm jungle]

what if i chopped you up

and stashed you in a fridge

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[dapper gyro]

Share the meat

[daring creek]

If I shove you in a meatgrinder

[celest cedar]

I mean yea

[storm jungle]

with your little twig hands?

[daring creek]

and the only thing left of you is your eyeball

you're probably dead!

[heady rivet]

RIP John Lennon you would have loved to call your straight relationship queer

[storm jungle]

LOL

[daring creek]

i think I like taking the word hetero more literally to make it more fun for myself in my head

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-training-day-training-gif-21057135

[rocky gale]

Time to listen to Octopus's Garden

[daring creek]

I like technicalities like that

LMFAO

LOL

[daring creek]

oh

oh shit

💎

[dapper gyro]

Octopus Garden is Ringo Star's.

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[rocky gale]

Yea, the superior song writer

[daring creek]

I like yellow submarine

[dapper gyro]

The more fun one.

[daring creek]

I also like

penny lane

oh

[rocky gale]

The ranking of Beatles goes

George Harrison
Ringo Starr
Paul McCartney
John Lennon

[daring creek]

speaking of sexuality, one enby at group therapy described gay as just uhhh hmmmmmmmmmm

Gay as in like

[dapper gyro]

I learnt English through listening to Beatles and some other bands.

[daring creek]

unapologetically queer

I was confused at first

[near wasp]

I'm really glad nobody is on my side of the room rn cause yall'vved gotten me in trouble if my boss saw this chat

[daring creek]

but I think I understand what he meant

hm

(they use he/they)

hmmm

[dapper gyro]

Who knows, maybe your boss will join us?

[daring creek]

this is making me think about femtanyl

[near wasp]

My boss is in a relationship

[heady rivet]

You forgot Pete Best

[dapper gyro]

Resistance is futile, you shall be assimilated.

[daring creek]

for talking about enbies?

[rocky gale]

Used to know a French girl who learned English by playing Starcraft

[rocky gale]

Everyone did

[daring creek]

You ever think non binary or enby is going to be replaced

I think non binary has already been slated as the norm as no one has any issue saying it much.

but i feel like it'll change

maybe the adderall is starting to kick in

cuz adderall makes me more talkative.

[storm jungle]

I think you need to sleep

[daring creek]

Why

[heady rivet]

People forget how Ringo wanted people STRUNG UP

[storm jungle]

You simply do

[dapper gyro]

Damn, guess what I used to play back in early 2000s.

[daring creek]

its 4:26 dilara.

I'm trying not to fuck my sleep schedule further

[storm jungle]

And?

[heady rivet]

🤝 My man

[storm jungle]

anytime is naptime bitch

[near wasp]

Auto mod come on man

[daring creek]

you'd make an awful baby sitter

[storm jungle]

hahaha owned

[heady rivet]

The old maid typed, unemployably

[storm jungle]

I got a job dipshit

its the weekend

[dapper gyro]

Brood War was the flame during that time.

[daring creek]

job isn't an excuse for typing errors

[heady rivet]

Doesnt refute the old maid allegations

[storm jungle]

Yeah it does. Now be quiet wankstain.

https://tenor.com/view/jetpack-cat-fika-overwatch-ow-ow2-gif-16120669339969927346

[heady rivet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pig-fat-kenjikungifs-fSD3yT23GL0SPqEIqF

[daring creek]

Should I play overwatch

this cat pov looking good

[near wasp]

No

[daring creek]

ok

but

[storm jungle]

Yes

[daring creek]

it has a cat

[dapper gyro]

This is OW?

[storm jungle]

its Marvel Rivals

[daring creek]

what the fuck

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

FUCK OFF

[daring creek]

Shoot malarkey

NOW

SHOOT HIM

[storm jungle]

Jeffrey Stark is CRAZY

[celest cedar]

Turning Point: Avengers 😭

[storm jungle]

the worst part is

if Ironman/Stark was real

he'd legit be like this

lmao

[daring creek]

that makes me remember that benshapiro has books

[celest cedar]

nah deadass tho

Epstein 100% would invite Tony

[daring creek]

where the villain is someone advocating for better working conditions

[heady rivet]

Or when Ringo died

[storm jungle]

I really hate this thing of like portraying billionaire superheroes as "good people"

when we know what the 1% is like

lmao

[daring creek]

But elon musk is wholesome chungus

[celest cedar]

yeah

even got a fuckin Arab oil billionaire on Epstein's payroll

[arctic talon]

What about absolute green arrow lmao

[celest cedar]

theres no end to the list bro 💀

[arctic talon]

That shit made me laugh in shock lol

[rocky gale]

I just need Bridgerton to reveal Eloise is a lesbian and have her run off with Cressida already, I think that would fix all the problems in my life.

[celest cedar]

wild how just like 6-7 years ago

[arctic talon]

I never liked him

lol

[daring creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[celest cedar]

people praise Elon all over the internet

[arctic talon]

I was very much indifferent to him rather then hating him though

[celest cedar]

I couldnt escape the Elon praise

[heady rivet]

That cave incident was the first decline of his public image

Which he paid for btw

[celest cedar]

that was also during the time

SpaceX was getting popular

[heady rivet]

He paid for people to boost him as "Smart billionaire"

[storm jungle]

Speaking of

how DID he get caught?

i always wondered this

i cant find a proper answer online

[heady rivet]

?

Elon?

[arctic talon]

Epstein

[arctic talon]

FBI just dropped the hammer on him due to investigating him

Thats all

[heady rivet]

Well first it was the local Florida cops that started the investigation that brought him down

[arctic talon]

Oh true

[celest cedar]

if its Epstein, he got caught because more damning evidence came out of his misconduct

[heady rivet]

After a parent complained about him grooming their 14 year old

[heady rivet]

He basically got too sloppy and comofrtable

And a reporter was able to actually track a ton of victims

[storm jungle]

Interesting

[arctic talon]

He fucked up as Necromunda pusher said

Tbh Biden had 0 ties to Epstein directly

So it would make sense

[heady rivet]

They basically only did it because it was exposed to the public by the reporters and they couldnt just pretend it wasnt there

[outer wave]

Wish Biden actually prioritized the Epstein files

[heady rivet]

He was always protected

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[outer wave]

It's wild how incompetent the current administration is at covering it up

[arctic talon]

Tbh

It’s def intentional lol

The people censoring the files really don’t give a shit

Is my bet

[heady rivet]

Epstein is known sex trafficker -> Reporter finds and exposes it all -> FBI cant pretend to look the other way any more

[outer wave]

Possibly

But when you get multiple people saying different things about the files, it screams incompetence

[heady rivet]

My favorite theory about it is DOGE cancelled all the Adobe subscriptions which had the ability to edit the PDFs properly

[outer wave]

"The files dont exist"
"The files are in front of me right now"
"It's a democrat hoax"
"I wasn't friends with him"
"They were just 15 year olds"

[heady rivet]

Epstein was a known sex pest as early as 2005ish

[arctic talon]

I don’t even think it’s a theory lol

That’s fact

[storm jungle]

Yeah makes sense, now they can just say they did what they had to do and just covered everything up.

Epstein already has become an internet meme and this entire decades long fiasco will just get brushed under the rug eventually as everyone does nothing and forgets about it lol

[arctic talon]

They literally did cancel those subscriptions

For alot of things

[storm jungle]

I just hate this shit man

justice really is a joke lol

[rocky gale]

Hey good news from the UK though, Green beat Reform in one of the first by-elections

[heady rivet]

I dont believe in this doomerism. Because even the median voter now knows "Israeli agents assault and cannibalize children to control our political elite"

[storm jungle]

I mean they do but what is being done about it?

[outer wave]

I heard about that! Dunno what the UK's Green party is like, but its gotta be better than Starmer

[vital ginkgo]

Which primarch to next return would be the most beneficial to the Imperium?

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-higuruma-gavel-higaruma-higaruma-gavel-gif-12154971440044489286

[heady rivet]

Its a Green party so its useless liberals and progressives that will throw themselves headfirst into a meat grinder before achieving anything

[arctic talon]

US needs ranked choice voting lol

[rocky gale]

UK Greens are actually pretty good

[heady rivet]

Its a universal rule at this point

[rocky gale]

They've been steadily advancing in local councils the last few local elections and have regularly found to be getting the best results in said councils

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

and they're kinda the only real progressive party in the UK at the moment

Well Alliance in NI are progressive, but they're a regional party

[celest cedar]

funny how republicans through Trump always called for the release of the files, under the assumption that theres politicians connected to Epstein and his pedo ring. Trump himself always calling for its release iirc
now that he's in charge Trump suddenly went 180 and is refusing to release all of it completely

like they got one thing right about theres politicans who are involved with the pedo ring...that being the exact President they fucking rooted for, and a lot of people in their own camp 💀

[outer wave]

And anything they released they have been trying to delete. It's so odd and fascinating watching the party scramble at this

[dry epoch]

Wait, when did this become real world politics chat?

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[outer wave]

It's like this sometimes

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/scatter-deer

[heady rivet]

ITS A REAL MOD

SCATTER

[celest cedar]

YEA

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-chappelle-show-dave-chappelle-president-run-gif-23831577

[storm jungle]

Damn guys I thought better of all of you

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/morinho-shh

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/switch-up-the-switch-up-wild-crazy-surprised-gif-17675718046679676346

[outer wave]

Erm, guys... we can't talk about politics I disagree with....

[celest cedar]

WILDIN

[heady rivet]

Lies come so easily to your forked tongue

[dry epoch]

Magnus did nothing wrong.

runs

[rocky gale]

Don't worry, we're only talking about politics in the way they relate to uhhh the history of ancient terra and as such act as a basis for 40k lore

[storm jungle]

okay Gríma Wormtongue

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-12099368701239660790

[celest cedar]

even then theyre doing it really badly

[outer wave]

EXACTLY! THEY'RE INCOMPETENT NONCES

They're only good for pushing anti woke shit and general propaganda

That's it

[celest cedar]

theyre still actively trying to erase trans people

[outer wave]

I cannot see this administration surviving beyond a decade if Trump stays in somehow

[outer wave]

Of course, that's one of their scapegoats

Still a really bad scapegoat because its such a small part of the population

[dry epoch]

Seriously though guys.

Rule 11.

[heady rivet]

This implies I have some modicum of influence or power over you

[outer wave]

I'll chill now, my bad

[storm jungle]

Yeah its the part where i cut you down and impale you on a spike

[dry epoch]

Feel free to take it to DM, of course!

[heady rivet]

Erm, thats Saruman that happened to

[heady rivet]

We are all anti-social sickos

[daring creek]

whats yall fav class

[storm jungle]

Erm im gonna kill you

[outer wave]

Heretic class

[dry epoch]

Misery loves company

[heady rivet]

History of East Asia was taught by a great professor

[daring creek]

loner psyker?

[outer wave]

No, there's the secret heretic class if you put down the Konami code in the character select screen

[heady rivet]

Rule 4, rule 8. Bad mod. Make me mod I will only ban people I dont like personally

[storm jungle]

Rule 67, banned

[daring creek]

why are you saying more brainrot than me

[heady rivet]

Okay time to wreck everyone watch this

https://tenor.com/view/the-one-jet-li-arms-up-aim-guns-gif-16194662

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1469097294027817000/The_One.gif

[dry epoch]

Such violence over such small potatoes.

[heady rivet]

Self defense

[arctic talon]

We ate someone the other day who tried to say the imperium were justified

[dry epoch]

(Bonus point to anybody who can pin the quote)

[celest cedar]

you look new

[arctic talon]

They aren’t

💀

[heady rivet]

Uh, thats YOUR job as a moderator of the discord server ☝️

[celest cedar]

I swear they got mod sleeper agents all around

cant trust these streets

[arctic talon]

Bruh their book recommendations are pinned

In #40k-book-club

[celest cedar]

I genuinely forgot this channel exist because I unlisted it for years 💀

[arctic talon]

💀

[heady rivet]

I dont believe in books

[dry epoch]

Everyone’s recommendations, it’s a group effort

[heady rivet]

I only read codexes

[queen laurel]

Those are just books for a tabletop game

[dry epoch]

They aren’t real, it’s true.

[arctic talon]

Do you guys think this hurts when you do it to someone

[heady rivet]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/GwBJi7CW4AAOOW8.mp4

[queen laurel]

I think you can remove the pain by manipulating the body so it doesn't feel it but you know

You can also just do like Batman

Hurt them really bad but keep them safe

[heady rivet]

Heinrix is torturing people with it when you meet him so

[arctic talon]

The drukhari do this

It’s true

[near wasp]

They deserved it tho

[arctic talon]

Dear Ethereals, you say your people are free but won’t let us have any.

Curious.

Turning point comorroagh

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[heady rivet]

if I saw a Tau nothing could stop me

[queen laurel]

Look the slavery economics don't track

You said your people are free why can't I get them for free

[arctic talon]

Ngl

Have the drukhari considered making a Truman show thing

But for vatgrown drukhari

So they can maximize the torture

[near wasp]

That's evil

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Well drukhari and eldar feel emotions more strongly

Let them live a nice life and when it’s harvest time you can brutally torture them

I suppose that’s alot more effort then just kidnapping people though

[near wasp]

When does the soul drain even start killing a drukari

[arctic talon]

Depends on how big the “meal” was

But a month without eating at all is good

[near wasp]

I mean from childhood

[arctic talon]

Oh

From birth

They pick up ambient suffering first

Then once they can talk and walk they get taught to get their own suffering

[near wasp]

Ah yes a baby is using a scapel on a person

[rocky gale]

It's why Trueborn are such a big deal

[heady rivet]

Bringing my newborn to the slave pit arenas

[heady rivet]

That and being pregnant sucks so its a flex your mom didnt have to defend herself but had others to do it for her

[arctic talon]

Ambient suffering first, so the mom or dad or whatever servant tortures someone for you to feed on

[near wasp]

Ok

[arctic talon]

Or you go to a wych show

But once drukhari can walk and talk they get taught to torture themselves

Which isn’t something they innately are fine with

So you often have some sobbing 3 year old carving out someone’s eyes

While their parents tell them it’s good

[rose thorn]

3.99 rn

[near wasp]

Awesome

[arctic talon]

Some drukhari are born psychopaths though so they take to torturing people to death fine

It depends ultimately

[arctic talon]

How to scare a trueborn archon 101

Step 1: invite their parents(if they’re alive) for dinner

[drifting path]

Okay, this might be a really weird question regarding the lore to Warhammer 40K; do we have any information if anyone's ever tried to like, consume a deceased Tyranid before? You know, food is scarce and such. I'd be amused to read about such an event.

[storm jungle]

Yeah we do, but basically its super dangerous

even the microbes inside a Tyranid wanna kill you

[winter pine]

I've always heard that the meat / blood is full of organisms that will absolutely murder whoever eats it but never a lore excerpt

[storm jungle]

every cell and organism inside one is dangerous

[winter pine]

Better to eat orks if you're starving

[drifting path]

Has anyone tried to eat an ork?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[drifting path]

Is that commonplace?

[arctic talon]

No

[drifting path]

So, we ain't want a war of attrition with the Tyranids. Got it.

[arctic talon]

Yeah no it’s a horrid idea

Unless you can destroy
Biomass

[near wasp]

Bloodclaws in lukas the tricker discuss eating orks and they basically said orks don't count theyve all eaten orks

[drifting path]

I'm only like, five days deep into my interest in Warhammer 40K lore. What's a Bloodclaw?

[storm jungle]

Its a space marine rank in Space Wolves

[near wasp]

It's basically a scout marine

[storm jungle]

Blood Claw (or Blooded Claw[6]) is the first and lowest rank in the Space Wolves chapter, to which initiates are assigned after completing their basic training. Unlike Codex Chapters, which assign Neophyte Space Marines to begin their combat service as Scouts, the Space Wolves employ Neophytes as assault troops, allowing them to vent their youthful enthusiasm and lust for battle on the enemy.[1a]

[drifting path]

Oh, that's bad ass! Ain't the Space Wolves like future vikings? I think I watched a short on them.

[storm jungle]

They are vikings in "name" but they are basically nord cosplayers

also love the word "wolf" a lot

[celest cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mMg3n3_vTMk

[jade holly]

I drove by myself for the first time ever

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

Aaaand I almost crashed into someone

[near wasp]

Good job grim

At least you didn't crash into somebody

[jade holly]

Khorne took the wheel for a little bit

[drifting path]

I ought to do a deep dive into the Space Marine chapters one day.

[jade holly]

But I went and got food and came back

[near wasp]

Dont

[drifting path]

Lol. No kidding.

[jade holly]

Not a single scratch on the car

[storm jungle]

Ian also has vids on most of them, highly recommend it 🫡

[near wasp]

Take the time and learn about some xenos

[drifting path]

Understood, boss!

[jade holly]

I’m loving the Votann the I learn about them

[storm jungle]

Are you reading the lore book

[jade holly]

I would, IF I COULD

I have been reading the Lexicanum tho

[storm jungle]

oh for god sakes

[near wasp]

But but dilara that's illegal

[storm jungle]

I didnt say nuffin

[near wasp]

GW is gonna send a hot squad after us for emperors sake

[jade holly]

I really do wanna make two homebrew of the Votann based on RED and BLU where they’re both fighting over literally nothing

[near wasp]

Stop

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

How hot?

[near wasp]

Uhhhhh idk pick your fancy

Jensen Ackles hot ig

[rigid dune]

Might be wrong chat, but is there any good warhammer fantasy lore youtubers? (I can listen to while I fall asleep)

Im not part of any fantasy discord, reason im asking in here

[storm jungle]

the Book of Choyer is a great one

[young pecan]

Regulars in here have previously said that PancreasNoWork is good, and he has a video explaining the races

wrong paste oops

[celest cedar]

is Mr Bones 40K good

[near wasp]

I like him

[storm jungle]

Hes good but total Marine Slopper

also has some extremely shit takes

guy made an entire video on why eldar are a "terrible faction" lol

[celest cedar]

ooh

what about krakduk, he looks like a guard fan

[rigid dune]

Ill check them out, thank gor recommendation

[storm jungle]

Open his upload page and sroll down and you'll see what i mean

[storm jungle]

VERY good

the presentations are great as well

he gets some stuff wrong but its mostly harmless

[near wasp]

I mean I might like eldar if they stopped getting retconned every few months

[storm jungle]

Retconned to what

[celest cedar]

I love the running gag where he keeps referring to a guard regiment he covers as best if not the best

[celest cedar]

ok yea I see it, I never seen those 💀

[storm jungle]

yeah its really lame lol

i used to watch him a lot but the more he shared his thoughts on other factions the more i was like "okay big man i heard enough"

[near wasp]

It feels like everything I hear about eldar is something being retconned again. Like the yinarri got retconned. Then after that something else got retconned idk what off the top of my head

[storm jungle]

Theres literally no retcon

Ynnari are like the only non-factor in their entire faction lol

and they arent really retcons, its just the lore going "yeah they fell out of popularity" which is like whatever, GW did nothing with the faction and base Eldar are better anyway

[near wasp]

GW fumbles alot

Especially with xenos

[storm jungle]

Yeah but you can just ignore it tbh

I never liked the ynnari so idgaf lol

[arctic talon]

Ynnari didn’t get retcon’d they just got turned into a more extremist death cult

[arctic talon]

Ynnari were obviously meant for if 8e failed and they needed to hard reboot like AoS

Tbh

Same with beast snagga’s

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[young pecan]

when you think about it the only faction that matters is mechanicus so

[near wasp]

Die

[storm jungle]

the age of admech is coming

Mechanicus 2 and Dorktide....

none will survive the rad-storms

[arctic talon]

Praise the omnissiah

[near wasp]

But looping back to eldar I legit cannot get into them. Ig i just have a natural distain for elves

[young pecan]

ermmm dilara leaking?

[storm jungle]

its speculation, people have been saying Cryptic is prob admech for like months now lol

[storm jungle]

lmao bruh why

this "i hate elves thing" is more obnoxious than elves themselves

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[young pecan]

I'd believe it. Especially seeing how Hadron has acted in the lore a little bit

[rocky gale]

Eldar are pretty cryptic at times

[young pecan]

Literally secretively leading her own objective/foray deeper into the hive or something for some kind of data

[daring creek]

seems to be the case. kek

[arctic talon]

Hadron forces you to work in the mines

[near wasp]

Eh they just don't interest me really. Ah cool magic and lies and very cryptic speaking. I'd rather go back to my straightforward talk and my digging

[daring creek]

So this means aeldari class

[storm jungle]

Wdym cryptic speaking

do you like know anything about them

[young pecan]

I really thought Swagger would be a disguised Eldar but that doesn't seem to be the case

[arctic talon]

Swagger isn’t weird enough

He’s too human

[storm jungle]

people saying swagger is an eldar is like some peak ingame rumor shit

"Why do you think that"

"I dunno hes tall and weird"

"Shut up"

[near wasp]

I know the basics of the eldar but again idk I've never really been able to get into them

[storm jungle]

ah well

ones loss is another's gain

[arctic talon]

Swagger isn’t even that tall

He’s like the same height as a maxed out height reject

[young pecan]

IIRC it was Elite that said there were signs that Darktide was going to have at least something to do with Eldar at some point, clan of scythe or smth

[near wasp]

Dark eldar are eh. I liked that one in lukas but every other time I've read about them ehhh

[last oyster]

Hello Lore Masters...im new to Warhammer 40k lore but there are some stuff I dont understand as power level between what ive been reading and Darktide. Aren't deamons like ultra giga powerful that can even kill space marine easily? Then how are we able to kill Demon Hosts, Beast of Nurgle etc so easily with band of crackheads? Doesn't make sense

[lament shoal]

Peak darktide dialogue

🔥

[young pecan]

Biggest reason I figure he's not one

[storm jungle]

ENTIRELY depends on "the plot" and firepower.

also the warband arent "crackheads"

we are proper Inquisition operatives at this point in the story

its why we get the best gear

[arctic talon]

Case of gameplay and plot reasons.

Daemons literally run on plot power often and GW always has the excuse of less warp juice = less strong daemon

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

It’s like how in Space marine 2 you can kill a carnifex with bolter

[young pecan]

I thought it was weird that his face was magically obscured and then I saw him in game and was like "yeah he's just a weird double agent Guy"

[arctic talon]

It needs to happen for gameplay reasons

And it’s cool enough

The beast of Nurgle in Darktide can always have the excuse of not enough warp juice

For it to be as strong as it truly is

And also the rejects are cracked

[lament shoal]

Also, like Dilara said, our teams are comprised of trained inquisition operatives. Given the feats they perform in game I'd argue they may be among the inquisition's best

[near wasp]

Dilaras gonna add another mark on my file for this one x.x

[young pecan]

Or we can have the excuse that we have plasma, and krak, and thammer, etc.

[arctic talon]

My file is nothing but marks

[storm jungle]

i was saying with the launch of Ganger the team has never been "crackheads" until they came in lol

[last oyster]

Understood. So we are not as a meme troop as I though we were

[storm jungle]

Yeah dont listen to the community on that

[arctic talon]

Yeah the ganger is the only crack head

lol