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rocky gale
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They'll also just parry the shots

arctic talon
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Like marine iron halos

young pecan
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Now I'm curious if we have a typical range of durability for refractor fields

storm jungle
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Its literally all made up

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so lol

arctic talon
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Whatever the plot requires TopKekSphere

young pecan
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Yeah but like some things at least have some vague sense of continuity

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Like I'm sure a refractor field wouldn't survive a facesitting from a Great Unclean One

young pecan
rocky gale
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Rustbelt Rising updated!!!

sacred bluff
crisp heath
vagrant fox
wintry cloud
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Elegance. Radiance. Beauty. Vengeance.

Experience the scent of life, but stay away from the soulpod groves, lest the Grove Guardian be roused.

Who is this vengeful Sylvaneth bloom? Read the article to find out: https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/0riglbkl/grove-guardian-by-alarielle-the-new-scent-of-life-in-ghyran/

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storm jungle
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👀

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GOD DAMN

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this genuinely looks beautiful

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god damn it AOS 💀

crisp heath
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GW try not to make all AoS minis 100x better than 40k's challenge: impossible

rose thorn
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WEAKEST AOS W

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Even my mom likes it

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(She had to learn Sylvaneth for Christmas)

storm jungle
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bros really made a tree-killer-hag beautiful 😔

vagrant fox
rose thorn
wintry cloud
rose thorn
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BLESSED LANDS OF GHYRAN

arctic talon
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MY CHILDREN

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YESSSSS

rose thorn
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also shes a priest, so that implies NEW SYLVANETH RUELSS RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NEW LOREEEE

arctic talon
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please

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The army feels so awkward rn lol

rose thorn
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THE GODS HAEV BLESSED ME

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everything IS TURNNING UP MAGGIE

arctic talon
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Fat battletome

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Like really fat

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wtf is in it

rose thorn
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LMAOOO

arctic talon
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Genuinely this is fatter then most battle tomes this edition

rose thorn
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ALL OF the new boxes are AMAZING

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for sylvaenth

storm jungle
hollow lantern
rose thorn
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you can buy all of them at least twice

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Rude

storm jungle
rose thorn
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I WILL FINALLY MAKE MY SYLVANETH GROVE

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also i love the new ror box

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AND there is a ror in thix box

wintry cloud
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The rules have been amazing and i hope they continue to do it

queen laurel
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i see you GW you clever little you

rose thorn
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AOS sweeps once again

sacred bluff
storm jungle
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🫡

languid meadow
crystal forum
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legit the hardest part of cyberstan for me is always the extraction

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just getting to the extraction is already so fucking hard. the point always has like 3 tanks or a ton of hulks

storm jungle
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Yeah its legit almost impossible at times lmao

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because the random ass ghostspawn vox engines are everywhere

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or god forbid a botdrop

arctic talon
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500 vox engines

languid meadow
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If they weren't spammed I'd enjoy fighting them more

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it's gonna be a pain in the ass fighting them in SE cities tho

tough haven
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This is always the issue with helldivers

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cool enemy design, 6 million of them to ruin the fun

storm jungle
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BEEPBOOPCYBERSTAN

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🗣️

tough haven
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like lots of infantry

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slightly less elites

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few heavies

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fewer superheavies

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but it tends to be the opposite

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This is every time a new enemy is added

storm jungle
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Yeah or modifiers where its ground based troops being spammed more

languid meadow
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that was my issue a couple of years ago and still is

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and I got shit on for it

storm jungle
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yeah thats because HD2 stans are fucking braindead

languid meadow
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I like the warriors and troopers but they're over eclipsed by heavier units

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warriors are overtaken by guards and commanders and troopers are just obliterated for devastators

outer wave
languid meadow
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apparently D6 is just factory spam

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which just makes me think the heavy spam is just cyberstan

proper aspen
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What will it take Dilara to join us in CS2

languid meadow
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wtf is Ainz doing here go back to zealot chat

proper aspen
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Ham wants you to join

storm jungle
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I know. Tell him that a jihad is heading his way

languid meadow
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this film goes out to the brave cyborg fighters of cyberstan

storm jungle
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Anyway basically never let HD2 devs cook

hollow lantern
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What did they do this time

storm jungle
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mfers are rigging this MO to shit to make sure we win

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"Oh wow new 3500000000 reinforcements we forgot about!"

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Like, are we deadass with this

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Instantly after people hacked the bug MO again twice btw

hollow lantern
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I love when I say every MO is rigged and people bitch at me with "erm ackshually"

storm jungle
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LMAO SAME

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Like-

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we DO know cyberstan has a fail cutscene?

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but like... why does it even matter

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the devs have been rigging this since the campaign march to cyberstan started

hollow lantern
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Tbh I think immediately taking cyberstan is lame with the scale of 2s Galactic War

storm jungle
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Agreed its why im vehemently against it.

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and really want Cyborgs to win.

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the hilarious part is they WOULD if the devs stopped supporting the playerbase

hollow lantern
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Like it makes sense in 1 cause the GWs were a month long or so

storm jungle
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its genuinely maddening

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If AH didnt keep supplying Surprise Reinforcements™ the war for the planet would have also been likely lost by now lmao

hollow lantern
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If this was HD1 we'd be allowed to lose

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Its almost insulting atp

storm jungle
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Yeah in here thats never the case unfortunately.

hollow lantern
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Imagine if the HD2 playerbase had to deal with Consequences™ instead of being allowed to be stupid repeatedly

languid meadow
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oh man I wonder what rivals is up to now that overwatch is doing well-

queen laurel
storm jungle
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like this shit was legit hilarious

hollow lantern
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Nah I agree

storm jungle
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the devs kept pointing them towards Merak and they just went back to Aurora Bay then Chort lmao

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and AS EVER

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planets that would take days to conquer

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were beaten in like hours

queen laurel
# storm jungle

i think people have genuinely think they might be in the universe of the game at this point

storm jungle
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also they always did

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theres so many armchair generals in HD2

hollow lantern
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I'm all for dive wherever you want but goddamn do I wish anyone would look at invasion levels/resistance

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Also merak was cool

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Gave me Creek Nostalgia

storm jungle
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Real.

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but anyway i just hope the cyborgs win

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if not, then the game was rigged from the start anyway lol

hollow lantern
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They won't, we'll take cyberstan then some mcguffin will happen and bots will get it back

storm jungle
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Yeah also dont forget the bots are gonna get their own deathstar as per the leaks lol

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the recent fascist ass reaction to the borgs in social media just makes me hope it will be the opposite

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because holy shit people are psychotic

hollow lantern
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I think hd2 has genuinely made the world a worse place sometimes

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Maybe not primarily

storm jungle
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Deffo a factor at least.

hollow lantern
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But it's contributed to Fascism=Cool

storm jungle
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YEP.

hollow lantern
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Because media literacy is dead

storm jungle
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Like i applaud the devs for doing their damnest but thye really just cannot do a better job sometimes.

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let me get the meme

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"ERM BOTS BAD BECAUSE THEY KILL PEOPLE, BLEND CORPSES AND PUT FOLKS ON SPIKES"

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Yeah and we run galaxy wide concentration camps

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among like 10000000 other warcrimes

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lol

rose thorn
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Wiat a minute

hollow lantern
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Genuinely I think 40ks and to a lesser extent "every faction is bad" harms the actual storytelling of the settings cause it seems to be if that's the case a vast majority of people just go back to tribalism and align with whoever looks like them

storm jungle
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Entirely correct.

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the thing is 40k does not even bother that much with satire

rose thorn
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@arctic talon do they count faction terrian as a warscroll?

storm jungle
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with HD2 its EVERY step of the way

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the devs even go far as referencing recent political events too

storm jungle
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and it always flies over peoples heads

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its genuinely crazy

hollow lantern
rose thorn
# arctic talon Yes

Oh weird, so Sylvaneth is losing a warscroll? The warcom article says there will be 25

arctic talon
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Lmfao

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We’re losing wyldwood rules again

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Welcome back 2e

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Oh actually

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What if it’s the warcry warband

storm jungle
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Like i was shocked to learn people think Starship is NOT satire

arctic talon
hollow lantern
languid meadow
storm jungle
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Lmao yeah INSTANTLY after we "defeated" the bots

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declaring civillian cities as "active warzones"

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especially against "dissidents"

arctic talon
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You forgot CECOT

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But Helldivers

storm jungle
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lol yep

arctic talon
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Do you think if the automatons get there they’ll get new cyborg recruits or if they’ll just kill everyone lmao

storm jungle
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Man i was actually thinking about this a few days ago

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Id really like if the people just willingly joined the automatons lol

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if arrowhead is smart they'll do that but propagandized text it

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if they arent its just anotehr generic "yeah they killed everyone"

arctic talon
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Idfk

storm jungle
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yeah some shit like that

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and not just

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"lol they killed everyone because evil mecha-fascists"

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Yeah idfk

rose thorn
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Lmao

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Porbbaly a mistake liek the gitz

plush mason
surreal nest
surreal nest
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one recoilless rifle shot at their hip joint thing and they instant die

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btw are bug tunnels still in the game or what?

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never got the chance

plush mason
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same reason they hate many of the heavies, they are annoying to deal with when 100 other things are happening

surreal nest
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where

arctic talon
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Hive worlds

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Go check the bug front for a world labeled hive world

hollow lantern
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Bots are still doing Bad™ things

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Squid are necromancers

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I'm fundamentally against the existence of those

arctic talon
hollow lantern
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Ye, ik they were in 1

arctic talon
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I think it’s a pretty safe bet they’re less sapient now

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Bcs they don’t care about friendly fire as much

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The big bugs in 1 wouldn’t charge if there were small bugs in the way

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Chargers in 2 just plow through small bugs

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And bile bugs don’t care about collateral

late verge
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AND FUCK YOUR LIBERTY

arctic talon
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Sometimes the bots turn the little white thing on their chests

late verge
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/ref

surreal nest
arctic talon
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Do you think that’s a stim lol

hollow lantern
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I don't care lmao

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3/4 factions suck

vagrant fox
late verge
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Also thats really sad

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Poor guys

arctic talon
arctic talon
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They look nothing like they do in 1

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Aside from the rupture strain

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Who are starting to have similar carapace shape again

hollow lantern
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Crustaceans

arctic talon
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a warrior in 1

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a warrior in 2

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they look barely alike

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also whoever does the enemy model renders for the Helldivers wiki is cooking wtf

arctic talon
surreal nest
vagrant fox
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Take this guy to the gene-slusher

rose thorn
rose thorn
late verge
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So not question me

arctic talon
hollow lantern
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Insert Saltz quote here

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You know the one

arctic talon
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lol

late verge
arctic talon
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Helldivers 2 is super earth being horrid coming to bite them in the ass

arctic talon
hollow lantern
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Nah I totally agree but I do think it's disingenuous to say the other factions aren't also mostly dogshit

arctic talon
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Just saying

late verge
arctic talon
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The cyborgs has their own issues going on in 1

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I doubt their culture has changed much in terms of how

arctic talon
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Might makes right it was

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However they got drip out the ass

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So I gotta say lookin cool

late verge
hollow lantern
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I love Saltz as a character

late verge
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FALL BACK

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I SMITE YOUR HEATHEN SOULS

arctic talon
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Anyways I want the crazy psycho squid cultists already

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Not the genespliced nerds were fighting rn

late verge
arctic talon
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He wanted to give Sienna a fair trial

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which already says a lot about his character imo

late verge
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He does have integrity and in a better world he probably wouldve been a genuinely good person but as he is he is still brainwashed lol

tough haven
late verge
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I love saltzpyre dont get me wrong tho

arctic talon
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lol

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I need my psychotic squid cultists please

late verge
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All of the krubersreik 5 strike me as innately good people put into circumstances that led them to do terrible things imo

arctic talon
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I'd say Kruber never did anything terrible inherently

late verge
arctic talon
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those are squids

vagrant fox
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No way I'm defecting to the 'borgs when there's coolass squid cultists

tough haven
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God if only helldivers was fun

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its unfair how cool it looks

arctic talon
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the current squids might all be human hybrids

tough haven
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it baits me in

arctic talon
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my evidence for this is that their blood color

late verge
arctic talon
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is purplish blue

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not light blue like squid blood was in 1. also the voteless bleed the same color

arctic talon
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wait did he lol?

tough haven
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and then I play for like 30 minutes and are like "Alright, I cant take any more of this"

late verge
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I thought he did?

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I cant rember

arctic talon
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I don't think so

storm jungle
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like straight up display something they said didnt happen indeed happened

celest cedar
late verge
storm jungle
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Sometimes its prob worth it tbh

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like im sorry but there exist people in this world that do not deserve to live lol

hollow lantern
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Agreed.

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Most of them are in government.

storm jungle
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LOL

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No comment.

forest orbit
arctic talon
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if Arrowhead doesn't add new squids, I'm killing myself/j

storm jungle
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Ill join

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ritual suicide by hellbomb

arctic talon
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got it

forest orbit
arctic talon
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they need to lose their money anyways

late verge
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You can just oppose both

arctic talon
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a billion is an obscene ammount

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lol

storm jungle
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Im not saying like go full terrorist

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but when evil is abundant its necessary

hollow lantern
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Imagine spending money on the betterment of humanity instead of facial recognition ai used to track Palestinians at checkpoints and acting like you aren't the antichrist.

storm jungle
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people like John Brown are heroes for a reason

storm jungle
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he was absolutely right in saying every slaver should have been hung and quartered

honest trellis
hollow lantern
honest trellis
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the Nazis called people that fought back "bandits"

late verge
arctic talon
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John Brown saying he'd sooner pick up his rifle and join the "indians" and kill the settlers asking him to drive them off

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lol

storm jungle
honest trellis
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He was a terrorist.

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The old line about "your terrorists are our freedom fighters" is there for a reason

storm jungle
arctic talon
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John Brown was a terrorist but he + his gang also were just exclusively killing slave owners

late verge
storm jungle
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Hence the quotations

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
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thye may have been civillians but like lmao

honest trellis
storm jungle
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^

honest trellis
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That's the point

storm jungle
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that was the argument made against him

arctic talon
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the reconstruction was a failure

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lol

storm jungle
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that he was a mad man

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when arguably?

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he was the sanest person in that period

honest trellis
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A terrorist is just a scary word used to stop you thinking

arctic talon
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The US government did not reform the South

honest trellis
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The Nazis used "bandit" the same way

arctic talon
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and it just festered lol

storm jungle
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And also "conspiracy theorist"

surreal nest
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I didnt mean to say all the non super earth factions are good but i dont think the theme of hd2 is every faction bad

honest trellis
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the guy who said "the left shouldn't have conspiracy theories"

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turned out to be a CIA buddy and Epsteinbro (Chomsky)

storm jungle
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LOL

arctic talon
storm jungle
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Name a more iconic duo

hollow lantern
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Terrorist is now a word for "person i don't like"

late verge
storm jungle
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FREE CYBERSTAN

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RAAAAAARGHHH

arctic talon
honest trellis
arctic talon
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if someone wrote this I'd have called them stupid

late verge
arctic talon
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except this happened irl

near wasp
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The basement is speaking yiddish

surreal nest
late verge
honest trellis
honest trellis
late verge
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Like, Iran is kind of objectively incredibly cruel and repressive but I sometimes (albeit rarely) see online leftists supporting them because they hate the usa and they believe that its a means to an end. But like, they are religious extremists just like what we have in america right now. Its literally no different. Sometimes bad people just also do not like other bad people

late verge
arctic talon
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LOL

late verge
storm jungle
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drone strike by cat inbound

storm jungle
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I joke but like they legit are like this lol

arctic talon
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I hate theocracy’s

storm jungle
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say anything = "erm thats antisemitic"

BRO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT GENOCIDE, NOT JEWISH PEOPLE.

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😭

late verge
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Not even victims

arctic talon
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Tying religion into the government allows for no real criticism ever

late verge
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People who DESCEND from victims

arctic talon
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Making chocolate sucks

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Especially when I’m allergic to it

honest trellis
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"Antisemitic" is not a synonym for "war crimes free pass" yeah

late verge
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Are you a dog

arctic talon
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No

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I’m just allergic to chocolate lol

late verge
hollow lantern
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He's a wolf

late verge
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That sounds dangerous

arctic talon
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Not really badly

hollow lantern
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An elite one at that

arctic talon
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But it irritates my throat

arctic talon
storm jungle
late verge
storm jungle
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Okay Miss Nazi

arctic talon
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💀

honest trellis
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literally running the West

late verge
arctic talon
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No

honest trellis
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Literally "the Epstein class"

hollow lantern
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Disconnected pedophiles

honest trellis
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Its intentional

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it's "what are you gonna do about it"

storm jungle
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^

hollow lantern
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I know

storm jungle
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and the answer is nothing

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its maddening

honest trellis
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We're ruled by fascist pedos

storm jungle
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like

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that entire hearing while funny was entirely pointless

honest trellis
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Like literally a conspiracy of wealthy fascist pedos

storm jungle
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because nothing is gonna happen to Bondi lol

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stupid fascist cunt

honest trellis
storm jungle
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Yeha basically.

winter pine
honest trellis
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"we will eat cake and murder people" -the US gov's ruling position

winter pine
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it's boiling over

honest trellis
arctic talon
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Well she got caught doing it

honest trellis
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Reminder that the FBI literally lured some idiot anarchists into "testing gunpowder" to arrest them

honest trellis
winter pine
storm jungle
honest trellis
vagrant fox
honest trellis
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But more seriously- this is not 40k but- I strongly urge everyone to educate themselves about political theory and historical protest and resistance movements. Education matters.

storm jungle
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Deffo. Helldivers is ironically the thing that motivated me to read up on them, since 40k is so afraid of satire while insistent its satire lol

vagrant fox
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I read enough to know the French Commune worked flawlessly but I got bored before the end

honest trellis
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"Blackshirts and Reds" is an excellent work about how fascism happens and has the advantage of not being written by a CIA agent or Epsteinbro

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looks pointedly at Chomsky

vagrant fox
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99% chance I'm mixing up the French Revolution with the Paris Commune but nevertheless

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The one that had 17k justified and sensible death sentences

hollow lantern
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I really miss when I didn't have to worry about these things on a daily basis

storm jungle
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I remember when i literally had no idea who Joe Biden was or when he even got elected.

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THAT was how disconnected i was from news

vagrant fox
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I do miss when war was declared on the middle east and I just shrugged and figured they knew what they were doing

outer wave
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Which may not happen in my lifetime depending

arctic talon
hollow lantern
# storm jungle THAT was how disconnected i was from news

So, I grew up in south jersey and would vacation by his hotels and casinos and having that pretext(he was constantly fucking people over and bankrupting his own businesses) and then seeing Trump get elected was uh, was foreboding.

surreal nest
arctic talon
arctic talon
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He was a different type outwardly

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Though

storm jungle
winter pine
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I've been trying to put into more academic terms how the internet has fried everyone's brains and made them insane over the past 15ish years it's become ubiquitous

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We've got people who genuinely believe in numerology and flat earth because of shit like Facebook melting their brains

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And it's not just the average joe either, rich people are fucking insane now too because of the internet!

full obsidian
surreal nest
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i think everybody has been insane for awhile they just realized there's no more consequences anymore

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we used to chastise politicians for making weird sounds on stage

winter pine
vagrant fox
winter pine
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I dunno what it was about it but that was when the wheels really starting falling off

queen laurel
outer wave
surreal nest
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the handling of covid 19 in america i think definitely played a huge part in mass psychosis

crisp heath
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40k chuds after saying "HERESY? AT THIS HOUR?!" for the 100th time today

surreal nest
scenic bolt
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conspiracy schizos now have global reach instead of being segmented to their local ingroups

crisp heath
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wym

daring creek
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the

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anatomy

hollow lantern
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It is genuinely insane to me people younger than the actual 40k memes themselves keep spouting them

crisp heath
daring creek
crisp heath
arctic talon
crisp heath
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chud

scenic bolt
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memes are just shibboleths 40k is no exception

hollow lantern
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Nvm someone else got it

crisp heath
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too late tongs

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i was faster

hollow lantern
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Yeah I had to go find it

crisp heath
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this one is also pretty good

crisp heath
hollow lantern
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Phone while I make pasta

daring creek
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mm yeah I can see it

arctic talon
crisp heath
crisp heath
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like a saturnine terminator armor has huge pauldrons

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they arent the space mariens shoulder

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its just a big ahh piece of metal and ceramite plate

daring creek
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sigh if only there were space marines permanently interred in their armor like they are in dreadnoughts

crisp heath
arctic talon
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That’s called being a tech marine

daring creek
hollow lantern
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I think some iron hands are like that

arctic talon
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Or that yeah

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Lmao

daring creek
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but I want them inside of a terminator

crisp heath
arctic talon
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Enough augmentics and your armor is on forever

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Or csm

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lol

crisp heath
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most of them never get out of their armor

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fearing other brothers might steal it

arctic talon
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That shit fuses to you

daring creek
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yea

crisp heath
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yup

daring creek
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they also reek underneath

crisp heath
# daring creek lmao

I mean
if you're in a small warband that barely has any form of "loyalty"
example: Night Lords

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the moment they see you lacking

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they fucking pounce on you

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kill you

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and steal yo shit

arctic talon
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That one csm who had his armor stolen by a slave

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lol

daring creek
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kek

arctic talon
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Now granted it was daemon armor

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And it had been whispering to her for years to betray him

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But yknow

crisp heath
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iirc (been a long time since ive read the NL omnibus)

scenic bolt
crisp heath
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Talos barely removed his armor

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in fear one of his brothers would fucking steal

crisp heath
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the best working parts

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so Septimus never actually applied proper care to Talos's armor

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which difficulted in combat

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like his gauntlet was failing

hollow lantern
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Septimus and Talos flashbanged me cause I was like "elder scrolls?"

scenic bolt
crisp heath
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1

fervent geode
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Jarulek, Burias and Kol Badar no longer removed their armour since it was all fused to the flesh lmao

crisp heath
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breh

crisp heath
crisp heath
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plus the "blessings" of the chaos gods

storm jungle
fervent geode
#

Even Marduk feels some skin being torn off as he took his armour off

daring creek
#

why dont they just tear it off if its stuck to der skin

fervent geode
crisp heath
# storm jungle

I love how he applies those things to liberals as if his favorite political party aint the ones who fabricated all of those to enforce on poor people

storm jungle
jade holly
#

Same

crisp heath
daring creek
#

I swear to god its always a pot calls the kettle black situation lmfao

crisp heath
jade holly
crisp heath
crisp heath
#

anyways

crisp heath
#

uhhh

daring creek
#

gen of sides

crisp heath
#

of whomst

arctic talon
#

Who does the enemy renders for the wiki for helldivers

storm jungle
#

well people i dislike obviously

arctic talon
#

Why do all the Bot Renders go hard as fuck

crisp heath
daring creek
fervent geode
jade holly
storm jungle
#

🫡

crisp heath
storm jungle
storm jungle
daring creek
#

Aw thats not nice

storm jungle
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literally me rn

daring creek
#

hoylshit

crisp heath
#

why are you wandering

daring creek
#

Cat dilara

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fuck yes

storm jungle
#

I simply do.....

jade holly
#

Dilara you see my pizza the other day?

storm jungle
fervent geode
jade holly
crisp heath
jade holly
#

and thought it looked cool until I dropped it on the plate upside down

daring creek
#

dude

jade holly
#

How should I improve this tho? Fold the edges a bit smaller and spread the sauce more?

daring creek
jade holly
#

Bread bowl pizza

crisp heath
daring creek
#

I need to find the italian person here to rate this za

fervent geode
jade holly
crisp heath
jade holly
crisp heath
#

but then the chuds from the death guard just turn into enormous blobs of goo

jade holly
crisp heath
fervent geode
jade holly
#

The forbidden seasoning

fervent geode
crisp heath
#

and seeing what happens

#

the space fent

daring creek
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Wouldn't like

#

being fused to ur armor be really uncomfortable

fervent geode
daring creek
jade holly
daring creek
#

I know marines don't shower

#

but like

jade holly
#

Begins to witness horrors beyond their comprehension

daring creek
#

they need to shower.

fervent geode
crisp heath
fervent geode
#

So they dm

crisp heath
#

thats how they control their armor to deply stimms and shit

jade holly
#

Imagine a band of csm made up of Noise Marines and a Word Bearer vocalist

crisp heath
#

they just have to think about it

daring creek
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but sweaty

fervent geode
crisp heath
#

so the armor fusing on them its just

#

kinda the same thing

fervent geode
crisp heath
#

i think some wouldnt even notice until they try to rip off their armor

fervent geode
#

So uh

jade holly
crisp heath
fervent geode
crisp heath
#

and also they already stink

#

because of uh

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enhanced hormones

jade holly
#

They can spit venom tho

#

Why don’t we see that get used often

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Smh

crisp heath
#

its just

jade holly
#

Acid?

crisp heath
#

a toned down acid

fervent geode
#

Kind of a unique situation thing

crisp heath
#

yeah

fervent geode
#

Yeah acid

jade holly
#

I want a salamander successor with mutated belcher’s so they can spray acid mist and have attachments on their helmets to ignite it

#

Like fire breath

crisp heath
#

and for even to like go past metal itwould take a lot of time and saliva

winter pine
#

I forget, is it the Imperial Fists who have that broken implant organ for that because of Inductii during the Heresy?

arctic talon
#

It’s IF yeah

fervent geode
#

Yeah

crisp heath
jade holly
crisp heath
#

in the night lord omnibus

#

they do mention the acidic spit

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when Uzas was having a fucking mental breakdown

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because of the nails

jade holly
#

Honestly I think the real purpose of it is to break down food

sacred bluff
#

am i crazy for seeing certain symbols on this that the nazis used themselves

storm jungle
sacred bluff
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the black cross at the top, and the 2 lightning bolts so close to each other up there

jade holly
#

Isn’t that just the Iron Cross?

sacred bluff
#

maybe

winter pine
#

The cross on Big E's belt thing is kinda suspect

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

Its reminscent of rome as well which is also on purpose

#

not like romans were good people by any means lol

sacred bluff
#

okay i'm not crazy 😌

crisp heath
#

wasnt the lightning

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the original imperial symbol

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before the aquila

jade holly
crisp heath
#

?

jade holly
#

Wait no

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Raptor holding 2 lighting bolts

#

Very unsubtle lol

jade holly
#

I’m th inking of the wrong emperor

storm jungle
crisp heath
storm jungle
#

the Emperor is literally mega-hitler so lol

arctic talon
#

2 lighting bolts next to each other is uh

#

Yknow

#

Very sussy

#

Ss-y

jade holly
crisp heath
jade holly
#

Who’s the better Psyker between Eldrad and Big E?

storm jungle
#

Big E

#

because hes the main human man

rose thorn
storm jungle
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so he gets all the cool powers

crisp heath
#

dude

#

fucking

storm jungle
#

and madeup magic shit

crisp heath
#

the emperor was fighting horus in multiple dimensions

#

i think the stronger psyker

#

is pretty clear

storm jungle
#

Yeah because the writers wank him up the ass

#

lol

jade holly
#

But muh psychic elf

storm jungle
#

Sorry buddy

#

Le Mighty Human Man wins

#

beacuse uhhh

jade holly
#

Nah fuck the Eldar they deserved Slaanesh chadgryn

storm jungle
#

idk plot

storm jungle
crisp heath
jade holly
#

Bold words for someone in biotranference range

opaque coyote
crisp heath
opaque coyote
#

Tech Priests drink their synthetic oil coffee while watching Xenos fall into a volcano

jade holly
#

I want a book where it’s just a chess match but every move on the board corresponds to a planet in space and they’re just killing off planets

crisp heath
#

this

#

already happened

jade holly
#

Damn

arctic talon
#

What do you guys think sylvaneth fruit tastes like

opaque coyote
jade holly
#

My generic idea was too generic

arctic talon
#

The intrusive thoughts are winning again

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

I think the "star explosion" device is basically this tbh

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

I forgot it's actual name

crisp heath
arctic talon
#

lol

jade holly
arctic talon
#

Do not the canoptek

jade holly
#

I must

jade holly
#

Ayo

#

My break’s ending

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Rip

#

I yearn for the pizzas

#

Before I leave

#

Fuck the Eldar, fuck the Tau, fuck the Imperium

#

Orks are cool

crisp heath
jade holly
#

Necrons forever

celest dome
crisp heath
storm jungle
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

crisp heath
arctic talon
#

Smh

#

Automatons friendly firing each other

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

MY EYES

crisp heath
#

i found the most fucking cursed image ive seen today

#

and its an eye looking at the camera trough the sink hole

crisp heath
arctic talon
#

Oh that’s worse then I thought it would be

#

lol

crisp heath
crisp heath
#

so jolly

storm jungle
#

also im looking through helldivers top rated mods

#

its NOTHING but gooner bimbo female body mods

#

holy fuck man

arctic talon
#

💀

#

What

#

Actually don’t answer that

#

I don’t want to know

heady rivet
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

its hourglass body mods

#

wit hlike skintight bimbo looking armor edits

#

lmao

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

like this isnt some goofy ass fantasy game like skyrim

#

like seriously

#

touch some fucking grass

#

holy shit

crisp heath
# storm jungle Its okay to judge people tbh

i dont judge them because fuck it who cares if your horny ass wants to play with hyper goonable characters i just wish they would add NSFW tags on them so i could avoid seeing it

celest cedar
#

love the abs has to be chiseled too

opaque coyote
#

Just glorified skins basically

heady rivet
#

I kinda like when women are skinny like this

scenic bolt
#

they finally de-wokified helldivers

vagrant fox
#

Can't mod shit because everyone is pornrotted

storm jungle
#

^

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

none because most gooners are phobic to that shit

#

remember theres a mod to literally de-thicc'ify squirrel girl

opaque coyote
#

But in general, usually games like this get only porn mods because like

They probably can only overlay a model

#

Since anything more will get you banned

#

So of course, the first resort and the most motivation?

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goon

crisp heath
opaque coyote
#

Would be nice for some weapon replacement mods at least

opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Seriously I legit cannot understand Asian beauty standards

opaque coyote
#

Like I remember a woman being called fat and

opaque coyote
#

Like she had a normal body

crisp heath
young pecan
#

"Beautiful" is when your ribs are poking out and you're aging at twice the rate due to malnourishment and skin mistreatment

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Asians care a lot about what others think, or well those in the "in-group"

#

Always about giving a good impression

young pecan
#

They got good skincare over there, that's about most of what I'll give them

daring creek
#

and whatever their ancestors think bloodline non sense

opaque coyote
#

I need to start doing that tbh

#

Make my skin look nice

young pecan
#

I've been needing to do it

daring creek
opaque coyote
#

And of course the famous ice age figurines of the women being fat af

young pecan
#

I wash my face daily but still blackhead city on my nose

daring creek
opaque coyote
#

We need to return back to ancient tradition fr

young pecan
#

Clearly I need to use a better cleanser and get a routine

vagrant fox
young pecan
#

I've heard sunscreen anytime you're going to be remotely in the sun for even small periods is a lot better for you too

#

I don't like the feeling of sunscreen though Ew

arctic talon
#

Have we gone back to the mid 2000’s for where “skinny” = anorexic

#

💀

daring creek
#

the skinny im thinking of is like

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pole thin

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like looking like they'll snap thin

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wondering how theyre holding that plate of drinks thin

young pecan
#

Skinny is pretty
Chubby is pretty
Extremes on either side is not

daring creek
young pecan
#

My partner tells me about it

daring creek
#

pretty sure there was one literally made to smoke cigarettes

young pecan
#

A bunch of Kpop idols were doing a cake slicing thing or something

#

None of them were allowed to eat even a little

#

Maybe 1 bite? Forgor

daring creek
#

very curious

#

hm

vagrant fox
#

I just called in a solo silo in HD2 and it spoke cyborg at me

#

what does it mean

daring creek
rose thorn
#

Uhg I love Seven, he gets physically upset when people act like a stereotype.

limber geyser
#

What’s the chapter of marines that kill anything and everything, innocent or guilty if they cross paths with these specific marines

outer wave
#

^

limber geyser
#

Deaths guard?

outer wave
#

I guess Minotaurs if you want a government lapdog-kinda space marine chapter

outer wave
#

They're generally assholes

rose thorn
#

There is a lot

outer wave
#

I think he means Grey Knights?

#

Who do employ scorched earth tactics

#

They're not Space marines though

limber geyser
storm jungle
#

Yes but they never are deployed in such scenarios.

#

GK arrive when shit is well on its way to hell

#

quite literally

outer wave
#

^

storm jungle
#

They arrive ghostbusters style fully equipped to deal with the threat as its well-underway

outer wave
#

I guess a paranoid subchapter of Dark Angels could also be that

storm jungle
#

^

#

DA are notorious for killing witnesses

#

lmao

outer wave
#

But they'd be more so against those associated with The Fallen

storm jungle
#

they literally did it on Terra

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

which is lmao

limber geyser
#

I just started reading them

storm jungle
#

Its not really a spoiler

#

(also Dark Imperium novels are not good)

outer wave
#

Space marines arent nice people irregardless of chapter

storm jungle
#

^

#

they are brainwashed child soldiers serving an awful regime yeah

#

no matter how much some authors wanna heroify them

limber geyser
celest dome
#

The only good SM would have to be fully independent from the Imperium, and from Chaos

vagrant fox
#

There's definitely worse, it's a good enough place to start if you like marines

daring creek
#

The grey knights are the inquisitions chapter yeah?

#

Ignoring death watch

storm jungle
#

no store worker will EVER tell you a product is bad

outer wave